December 18, 2025 • 45 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Comedian Killer Beaz checks in from the road.. - We have the Top 10 Ways to Spot a Bad Mall Santa.. - Mary Jane Zooms in with some of her Deep Thoughts.. - We fill a request for one of our most popular Playhouse performances, “Touchdown LSU!”.. - and we finish up with The Grumpy Old Man Hates Christmas…
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Good morning. You got the big Joe on the radio.
More chances for the wind coming up after.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Your news weathers mart. Yeah, this is your old pals.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
You stand La Black when I'm not mooching some of
that fine Jacques Danielle Whiskey and I play the right
fine gumbo off my best friend Woodrow Boodrow and that
sassy sack of wife and he is on Lizbeth. I'm
listening to those tool wacky Cajun John Boy and Philly
right there on.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
That there big shoe Woe. There's funny. I carry on, Pete.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Oh, mister shotgun shells, grandish smells.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Oh you got a tear.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Good morning, it's a big show for your Thursday, decembery eighteen,
O God, we are one week from Christmas and we've
been catching up a lot of our friends and family
over these last few months. And we got a couple
traveling through this morning, Richard, the Taylor Hill, the Haberdasher,
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the Great College of South Carolina. You should pick football
games on our panel. I'm sure, y'all old time big
should lishers. Remember, wasn't that one that long ago? Comes
to think, what ten years? That's right, man, So that
was awesome. It's good to see the haberdasher who made
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a suit. My wife told me to thank you very
much for that. By the way, she really appreciate nice
looking suit. Yeah, like they said in Men in Black,
here's the last suit you'll ever wear. And then shay
Hey traveling through Charlotte, going back to this home in Florida.
I know youre tald him about way back. Uh shey
(02:21):
Hey did some sports with us, of course, and uh
you might remember him being very thankful that a particular
Thanksgiving steal pops up every once in a while. You know,
I gave him shay his nickname, shay Hey. Does anybody
know where that come from? Could you guess? I'll give
you hint. I know, ready, you wouldn't have a clue.
Like I said, it's a sports deal. Oh, I don't know.
(02:44):
Maybe baseball. Does that help? Willie Mays? Have you ever
heard of Willie Made? Yes, I've heard of Okay we
His famous deal was when you get the ball, he said,
say hey, won't pitch? Say hey, you don't pitch? So
and then shay Hey, Yes, yeah, that's where it came from.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
I thought it was because it rhymed for that.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Help and say, hey right, say is just perfect, you know,
and I want to have many nicknames I've given oh
Lord of yours infantns.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
But how many good ones too? Are you putting mador many?
Anyone's from ugle boy?
Speaker 7 (03:27):
Now?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Any any of that conjure up bad feelings? Oh I
was love Shay, Hey, good to see you, haberdasher Man,
Thank you, buddy.
Speaker 8 (03:40):
Damn.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Well, let's get it going. Hey, we're just getting started.
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look at three days in history where we get our categories.
December eighteenth, there was nineteen seventy six Wonder Woman debuted
on ABC TV. Sorry that's okay, Well why was this this?
(04:23):
Why was it this late debuting on the network? Because
I guess they probably had a share a show that
field and they replaced it. They used to do that
a lot. Okay, yeah, well then the carter was wonder Woman,
Lyle Wagnervous Major Steve Trevor. She had appeared in comic books,
of course, and then she got on TV kind of late.
(04:43):
See what folded?
Speaker 9 (04:44):
So wonder Woman.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Yeah, it's want to beat somebody up. Nineteen ninety seven,
Chris Farley, comedian an actor, was found dead in his
home in Chicago. Have y'all watched that? I am Chris
Farley yet the doctor my little net?
Speaker 9 (04:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Watch it? For Get how funny he was that Matt
Foley the first time he ever did that on Saturday
Night Live.
Speaker 10 (05:07):
Just all his physical comedy. I mean I'd seen him
run all around David Letterman's studio when he was on
and then barely be able to catch his breath. But
it was hilarious all the stunts he did while he
was there.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
So he was thirty three years old? And wasn't that
the deal where they say Belushi was thirty three John
Camford that it was thirty three. I don't even check
it out.
Speaker 11 (05:28):
I think John was.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
I think John was a little older.
Speaker 10 (05:30):
I think John was in his forties. But yeah, and
there's a a Ryan Reynolds documentary on John Candy as well.
I want to see that.
Speaker 8 (05:39):
I like me.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Yeah, okay, I won't to see that, so alright then,
So finally, nineteen ninety nine, environmentalists Julia Butterfly Hill came
down after living two years on the top of an
ancient redwood tree in Humboldt County where else California, protesting
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logging because she wasn't getting it.
Speaker 9 (06:05):
There she was.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
She was very Julia Butterfly Hill living in the tree.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
I was a pressed.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
She was able to get up there pretty good. Ah Yo,
there's categories one eight hundred. Big shows. You told free line.
We play outbursts next. Good morning, there's a big show
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Let's play upberst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boy Billy gave the prizes from the big Prize
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be a lot of fun when you playing upberst, having
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ing gainst stand the guests time, little big shots.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Say hey the David from Stanton for Virginia.
Speaker 12 (07:45):
We have shot.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Day's not here, David, Good morning, good morning. What's happening,
Hey buddy, he's here. Dan's right there, David. Let's get
you do these categories, get you the prize. Pack you ready,
right on, right on, right on five seconds. Three female
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Bet Girl, wonder Woman, Cat one.
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Cat one, Yeah, you got a super all right, give
us three comedians from Saturday Night Live.
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Ready go, Lucy Farley and Murphy Eddie Krick and join.
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All right for the win. Three trees ready to go, redwood,
sycamore pine. Look at you shut up some time out
of Stanton, Virginia. This morning, baby got this morning. Good work, David.
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We appreciate you, buddy. Congratulations, right home, right on.
Speaker 12 (08:58):
I MITCHI guys, oh, can't leave me hanging.
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I'm coming down and taking over.
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Come on, leave the key under the map quart a
many hour and top of your news. Right on the
other side our time capsule. Those there in the morning laugh,
get down and mark this number eighteenth.
Speaker 14 (09:54):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports.
Speaker 15 (10:09):
All right, all right, all right, up next to his
case number four twenty four Liian Brown and Diamond Lilies
versus Reverend Or Rogers and the first.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Pettycostal Church at Cooder mil Amen. Now which one of y'alls,
Miss Brown, that'd be me, judge, That is Reverend Rodgers
in the court room.
Speaker 8 (10:27):
You bet you.
Speaker 16 (10:29):
I'm not here, your honor, And just how are you
this fine beautiful morning?
Speaker 15 (10:35):
Oh you might want to pull back on the sub
just a tad there, smiling. I'm boring a lot of diabetes.
Now that Miss Brown says here you are the proprietor
Diamond Lenny Gentlemen's Club.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Is that what I think it is? I'll tell you
exactly what that is, Judge.
Speaker 16 (10:51):
It is a snake pit of sin and iniquity, a
black mark if there ever was one on this town,
and all all if it's good Christian inhabitants.
Speaker 10 (11:02):
Your honor.
Speaker 17 (11:03):
My business is providing female companionship for local residents and
weary travelers, or it was till Reverend Twitchy here ruined it.
Speaker 16 (11:14):
You man are not only a harlot and an insulter
of the men of a cloth, but you are a
liar as well.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
I got an idea of both of y'all. Shut up
a man, amen, I says here.
Speaker 15 (11:28):
On March fifteenth, Miss Brown opened up Diamond Lilies, where
upon the first Pentecostal church across the street there took
strong exception to the location of the new business.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Why you bet you we did.
Speaker 16 (11:40):
Only a horn mangering reprobate would open up a den
of iniquity right across the street from a church.
Speaker 17 (11:49):
Judge, This snake handling cat turd said, when we got
through with me, I was gonna be sorry I ever
set foot in this town.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
And and the rest of them holy rollers.
Speaker 11 (12:02):
Started having prayer meetings every single night, calling for the
Lord to range divine vengeance on me and my business.
Speaker 15 (12:09):
All right, all right, hold on here, snake handling cat,
I remember that when I'm playing around for him. On
July the twenty ninth, Diamond Lilies was completely destroyed by fire.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Yes, and them church people is the ones that calls
him go so.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
You're accused in the good River and here setting fire
the old property.
Speaker 16 (12:31):
Hold on just a minute, Josh, your honor, I'd like
to point out that on July the twenty ninth, and
the year of this lord where something along them lies,
Coonterville was hit by the biggest thunderstorm in over thirty years.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
I'm sure you remember it.
Speaker 16 (12:48):
It was a storm accompanied by some of the worst,
most spectacular lightning ever seen.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
I don't remember that was hammling. But let me give us.
You said it is light that burnt down Miss Brown's
place of business.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
I am indeed huh.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
He admits it. Them Bible beat us prayed something bad
what happened to me?
Speaker 4 (13:09):
And it did dog gornit.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
They need to make this right.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
You got anything saying to that, Reverend your honor. A
court of law is a place of factual evidence, and.
Speaker 16 (13:20):
There is absolutely no factual evidence that our church had
anything to do without fire.
Speaker 15 (13:27):
We else, I'll tell you what I better judge for
over thirty years, he out, and this is one thing
that I've never seen for in my life. On the
one hand, you've got the painted up owner of a
whole house who's totally sold. On the power of prayer.
And on the other hand, we got a full time
preacher who says, that's a bunch of horse hockey.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
I don't need some time to noodle on this court
to judge up through PM.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
This Lily, are you open for a half hour?
Speaker 5 (14:01):
Turn till then again next time we'll hear Miss Lily's
crusty old assistant manager.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
John Wollam, Billy Reverend, the little boxes right over the house.
Speaker 14 (14:15):
Good morning radio, dumb right, good morning.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
It's a big shaw the radio. All right, promes your
little story. Here we go.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
And now story time with your host, Carl Childers.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
M hmm, I reckon.
Speaker 8 (14:59):
Not everybody's he Christmas time. I got old Grench what
lived up to roll a piece from a little old
place called hoveh. He's all green and furry with little
girl legs. Kindly looked a good bit like old dole
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Hard Greaves. I hear tell he had some sort of
heart problem or another. Well, sir, Every year after Thanksgiving
that grinch Fellers started getting right agitated. Some folks. All
that aggravated I say, agitated. Maybe it's on account of
he's lonesome. He's just him and that little old dog
up her. There weren't no missus Grinch. That big girl
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from a dollar store brought him some flowers once, but
that's about it. I recognize man because he weren't too popular,
and they weren't too popular on account of he's so mean,
so he had to live inside his own heart. That's
an awful small place for a grinches to live in,
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that old grinch figure. Since them who credits didn't care
a great deal about the meat plumberer in their Christmas
them hoo's is kind of an odd bunch, seems to me.
Some of them but ten feet tall, some no bigger
than a squirrel. They called hangs by strange names like
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crunk lunkers and wahoosah's and what not. Fact is, they
had a different word for just about everything.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Maybe that's what.
Speaker 8 (16:39):
Made that grinch feller I might soar. I know it
kindly made me of my nervous Some Christmas, eve bear
a grinch. He made him a sandy suit, tied a
big old horn on his little old dog so it
looked like a range deer. Some people call it in them. Okay,
I call it a range deer. Well s they're that
Grinch had his little old dog pull a big old
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slid down the hill smack in the middle of Hoovelle.
He set out of going down all their chimbleys and
then taking their Christmas stuff, presents and trees, even old
potted meat. Some spooky little old gal name of Cindy Loo,
I believe she come out there. She caught that Grinch
trying to put that tree up her chimbling well there
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he told her there's something rather wrong with that tree,
and he had to take it over to Bill Cox's
outfit and put some guys in it. Then he gives
her a biscuit and some mustard and sent her back
to her room. An old grinch need dog, he told it.
All them prisons and the like. Back up to that cave.
He waited until morning, just to looking forward to hear
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them start a bawling and carrying on about not having
a Christmas. Well sir them who's pulled a fasting on him?
Seems they didn't need no prisons or trees or potted meat.
Ice plumb ate up with a Christmas spirrit. They all
come out there and started singing around the big tree there.
They didn't even need to practice. I guess all had
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a singing in the happiness sort of got to the Grinch.
His old eyes started a water and his heart swolled up.
They figured, if you can't beat him, you might as
well join him. So he and that little dog with
a horn on his head, they told it all them
Christmas things back on down the hill and give them
back to them little who cretters, Little Cindy Lou, who
credit even hugged the Grinch. I reckon that was the
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first hugg of Grinch had in a good long while.
He and that little girl made friends. He liked the
way she talked. She liked the way he talked. They's
also tackled. Even let the old Grinch opened the potted
meat that suffered her. Everything is going good to let
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old beg girl from a dollar store. She got jealous
of that Cindy Lou, who creditor studied on killing her.
She got shut of that idea on a kind of
this Christmas, and she's a girl and home, so she
killed the grinching stead more than the story is, It
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don't matter if it's Christmas time. If and you step
out on that beggirl from the dollar store.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
She might kill you.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
Story Time with Carl Childers has been brought to you
by Hard Graves potted lead product chock full of peckers
and lips since nineteen thirty seven.
Speaker 8 (19:34):
You have a girlfriend from a dollar store, a little feller.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Good morning, and you got the Big Show on the radio.
More chances you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 18 (19:46):
I stand on the hill, but not for a thrill,
for the breath of a fresh kill. And never mind
the man who contemplates doing away with licensed plates. He
stands a lot anyhow, Bacon the cookies of discontempt by
the heat of the Loundermann.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Leaving their soul.
Speaker 19 (20:10):
And then like in Portrago dot dot dot, you know,
kind of host set up leaving their soul heartening the
waters of the Medulla Oblonga with John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Like that one John Boy here.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Good More than Big Show is on the radio, and
you can win. John Boys wonderful thing. It's my last
wonderful thing that I've been holding on to. And you
have heard her many many years. This is the first
time caller cow Elsie scared me. I thought you were
giving Jackie away. You could have Elsie. We're gonna put
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her out the pasture. It could be your pasture.
Speaker 10 (21:32):
All right, we're still talking about Elsie.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
To the Big Show dot Com, get your name in
the hat, give it away.
Speaker 16 (21:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Maybe I'm gonna hold on to it. To a right
DIY last show for Christmas? All right, that's what I'm
gonna do. Said I need it. Yeah, I was gonna say,
you're gonna need it talking about all friends and family
shopping by Jay Hay the haberd Dasher and Killer Bees
is on the phone. Well, ought to Killer catch up
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with the board. Next Big Show rolls on Good Morning.
Big Show's on the radio. Coming up. We played John
boydje everyday for one hundred and twenty dollars worth of
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When you hit the Big Show dot Com. You need
to go to Killerbees dot com because he is gonna
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be hitting the road after the first of the year.
We won't be around to tell you where he is,
so let's let's get him on the line right now
for that Good morning, Killer, Hey brother, how you doing,
man doing awesome?
Speaker 5 (22:36):
Man?
Speaker 4 (22:36):
How are you my boy?
Speaker 20 (22:39):
I sum it up with this.
Speaker 14 (22:40):
Oh oh oh.
Speaker 20 (22:44):
Jack, I believe that fish at all my friends.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
Yeah, body, that's something man, so uh holy.
Speaker 20 (22:50):
Holy cow dude. Man, I tell you what, everybody in
the whole wide world wish y'all were still gonna be
hanging in there for another man. Everywhere I go in America,
people talk about you, guys, and uh, I want to
just take this opportunity to thank y'all with all my
(23:11):
heart for all that you have done for me over decades.
And uh, man, I love y'all. Kind of a bittersweet thing, now,
I know, but I had to set this up so
I could get to call you again and tell y'all
how much I love you, and I thank you for
allowing that.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
Brother, well, Killer, thank you for all the years man,
you I you have given us so much free material
over these many years. Also, like I always says, say, y'all,
we got to fill four hours leave that door open.
That was one of the one of the best things ever.
Speaker 11 (23:47):
Man.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
We got to meet you know, so many comics. It
was I can't even remember the dudes name that we had.
He's on Gut Felled, uh, you know, and we had
him on and Jamie liz How Jamie liz Aw you know,
and he said, like he went to his wife when
he said it's going to be on the Big show.
He said, I'm fine, I'm going to be on the
John Boy and Billy Show. You don't realize that comics,
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that was a goal if they could get on the
on the Big Show, Johnbo and Billy Magot and you know,
and we've had many many but then there's just been
a few killer like you, Tim Wilson, James Gregory, Vic
Henley back in the day. That's that's hung with us
all these many years.
Speaker 8 (24:26):
You know.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
It just works like that, buddy.
Speaker 20 (24:28):
And man, that's a bittersweet thing to hear because I'm
the only one left out of that four, you know. Man,
And I'll say this too, it has been an honor
for me to pretend to do stupid things for y'all.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
I pretend you're a good actor.
Speaker 20 (24:49):
That time I pretended to crawl across Hunty Wheeler's calling
cowboy boot.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Yeah, at that time, you pretended you were hammered off
in jello shots right before you did that, right.
Speaker 20 (25:03):
Where I pretended not to be an infield idiots.
Speaker 18 (25:10):
Man.
Speaker 20 (25:10):
Man, it has been such a wonderful, beautiful relationship. Man,
and you guys have helped so many of us comics
for so much. Man, have just entertained people because y'all
are the real deal. And it was truly an honor
to get to hang with you guys and from time
to time be a part of that. So once again, Man,
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love y'all, Love y'all.
Speaker 7 (25:33):
Love y'all.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
Well, we love you killer and uh and we're gonna
see y'all. We got to do that, y'all. Go to
Killerby's dot com. Finally, when it's going to be near you,
I'm looking down here in January seventeenth, you'll be in Abbeville,
South Carolina. You're kind of close to the farm. So
we got to get together and we will stay in touch, Okay, buddy,
we just want to have a lot of people hearing us.
Speaker 20 (25:54):
Yeah, let's do that, man. And for people who don't
know that, Abbeyville Opera House has a free and patch
in the middle of the stage where they built a
trap door for Harry Houdini seven hundred years ago.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
Oh man, you gotta have some good fun with that. Boy,
I wish I was going to be at that show.
Put me in control of that.
Speaker 7 (26:20):
How did I know that was coming?
Speaker 4 (26:23):
Hey, Kelly, I want to tell everybody a big New
Year's Eve celebration that you're going to be having New
Year's Eve at the Putnam County Convention Center, Cookville, Tennessee.
That's gonna be a fun time there, buddy.
Speaker 20 (26:37):
Yeah, it is, man, and that's a that's a news venu.
So it's fancy smancy, and we're just honored and tickled
and just super blessed man to get to go out
and lift people up and make them laugh and smile,
that's it. So you guys have facilitated me being able
to do that so so much.
Speaker 12 (26:59):
Over the years.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
Oh you man. And I'll never forget Tim Wilson when
he came in and said, this is the funnest man
I ever seen. He came out by a swimming pool.
When Tim was doing a little show, you had a
Barbie doll and just blew him off. The agent.
Speaker 9 (27:14):
So good.
Speaker 20 (27:15):
I was a propact when I started out, but only
had like two little prop.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
Oh man, so h Keller and two of our listeners
know you know me and you. If we don't see
each other in this life, we will in the next.
Because you are a believer as well.
Speaker 20 (27:35):
Part on our Yeah, God's been a big part on
our success and living in peace. So I hope to
get to see you one of these days. Man, when
I'm on the Grand o'd opry in Nashville, come over
and come hang backstage with me.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
I said, Buddy. I said, man, well, good killer, We
will keep in touch. Thank you so much for the call.
This here means a lot, and you have been you
have been something over these years. Buddy, Hey, back at you.
Speaker 20 (28:00):
Y'all mean a lot, and I love y'all. And Merry Christmas.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
Guy, all right, Merry Christmas. Killer, love you buddy, all right, man,
all right, nobody cry, Let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Let's
jump on in here. Be careful what you wish for.
Before nineteen sixty eight, it wasn't legal in all fifty
states for women to officially serve in this judicial role.
(28:25):
What is the magistrate? I guess what y'all got? What
a hundred big show you told Free Line. We played
John boydjepary in next good morning and make show his
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own on the radio, moving to your Thursday Morning my
feature track on the Big Show, Big Box. A grumpy
old man hates Christmas. You word grumpy Christmas at the
Big Box. At the Big Show dot Com. There are
now let's fly yells live across America. It's John Boy
Jemeny now wow waw and now your host. He loves Christmas.
Speaker 16 (29:21):
In fact, his favorite Christmas song is the one where
Batman smells and Robbin laysing egg.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Good luck getting that out of your head. He is
John Boy. Let's say hey to Tiffany out of Phoenix City, Alabama.
Good morning, Tiffany, good morning, good morning. All right, look
at you getting the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy
this morning. Well, Tiffany, be careful what you wish for.
(29:49):
I don't know if I'm exactly talking to you, because
before nineteen sixty eight, it wasn't legal in all fifty
states for women to officially serve in this judicial role.
What could it be, Tiffany?
Speaker 13 (30:01):
I think I know this answer, Okay, I think it is.
What is a jury member?
Speaker 4 (30:07):
A jury member? Let's say, well, you didn't know that,
Tim so One until nineteen sixty eight the women on
jewelrys in all fifty states and all fifty Oh yeah, yeah,
I'll read the question. Lucky Tiffany, you got a big
(30:28):
old prize back head down in Phoenix City. Congratulations, thank you.
Speaker 13 (30:33):
I was I am a first time caller. My husband
listens to y'all all the time, every morning, and I
would write to give a shout out to him. He's
listening to y'all since he was a teenager and he
loves your show.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
Oh that is awesome. And look at you being a
good wife.
Speaker 13 (30:49):
Are you saying as Ryan putting up with.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
Ryan listening to the big show. Hey, Ry, appreciate you,
you bunny. It sounds like you got kicked the coverage.
I'm just I'm listening there, Tiffany, here go baby. And
by the way, Ryan will know that is Elsie and
that is my last wonderful thing giveaway. We're giving away Elsie.
She's still trying to come.
Speaker 18 (31:11):
To terms with us.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
You don't like that, but this is all right, sickond
But Tiffany, you hang on, baby. Gratulations, Thank you, thank you,
bottom many. Iordipe of your news. On the other side,
kid's gonna see a mall signer we got our top
ten list that might come in hand. It ain't gonna
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good morning bikes shows all radio go by was born
and stop ten Liz bidlift today's list.
Speaker 5 (32:17):
Top ten signs You've got a bad Mall Santa. Number
ten wearing doctors. Number nine says reindeer, Yeah, them's good eating.
Number eight His breath reeks of zema. Number seven accompanied
(32:38):
by a weird guy who keeps making bird noises. Number
six soup pockets full of beef log shoplifted from Hickory Farms.
Number five Santa's little helper turns out to be his
parole officer. Number four asked if you want to meet
the little elf who lives in his pants. Number three
(33:02):
says yeah, yeah, kid, just email it to me at
www dot Santa dot com. Number two keep smuttering, you
know little girls didn't look like you when I was
growing up. And the number one sign you've got a
bad mall. Santa greets each kid by saying, Hi, my
name is Santa and I'm an alcoholic.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
All right.
Speaker 4 (33:58):
We've been waiting for God. The zoom in the corner
on Turn it.
Speaker 5 (34:02):
Up and now Deep thoughts with Zach the Weed Guy's
girlfriend Mary Jane Yo yo, Yeah.
Speaker 11 (34:14):
Yeah, what's happening in retirement? Dude? You're doing all right?
All right? All right right?
Speaker 4 (34:23):
How are you okay? I'm good.
Speaker 11 (34:30):
I've just been sitting around the house trying to stay warm,
thinking about stuff. You want to hear O wee kid,
and you got nothing but time now. I was thinking
about it. Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time, well, y'all.
(34:53):
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand,
I'm okay.
Speaker 13 (35:02):
Dude.
Speaker 11 (35:04):
What's blue and smells like red paint?
Speaker 14 (35:09):
Blue paint?
Speaker 11 (35:14):
All right?
Speaker 4 (35:14):
I know you're sad.
Speaker 11 (35:15):
Do you want to know something that'll make you smile
your facial muscles? You just keep it to yourself. Randy,
I asked my dog, what's ten minus ten?
Speaker 14 (35:36):
He said nothing? God, you don't.
Speaker 11 (35:45):
You don't need a parachute to go sky diamond. You
need a parachute to go sky diamond. Twice I accuse
my boyfriend of being too immature. Then he told me
to get out of his fort. You like science, John boy.
(36:10):
I got a scientific fact. If you took all the
veins from your body and laid them end to end,
you die.
Speaker 4 (36:19):
Okay, I wish I could pass this to you.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
I wish you could.
Speaker 11 (36:27):
I used to be addicted to soap and I'm clean
now she likes it.
Speaker 10 (36:36):
Hey, what do you call a bear without ears?
Speaker 8 (36:47):
Look?
Speaker 4 (36:48):
Look? Look.
Speaker 11 (36:49):
If I'd known this was my last time, I'd have
thought longer. What's the leaning cause of dry skin? Anyone?
Speaker 21 (37:01):
Cows? Not cows? Turned up towels? Cowels's my job?
Speaker 10 (37:20):
Hey?
Speaker 14 (37:21):
How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out
of it?
Speaker 11 (37:30):
Why do you never see elephants hiding behind trees because they're.
Speaker 22 (37:35):
So good at it?
Speaker 4 (37:40):
Have you been at.
Speaker 11 (37:44):
I got a joke for you, dudes, and then I'm
gonna go cry about bomb water? What did the janitor
say while jumping out of the closet?
Speaker 23 (37:57):
Supply right, I'll keep figin and you dudes do whatever
retired people dudes do, and I'll see you later.
Speaker 11 (38:13):
We do retire people hang out. See you later at
the four pm Happy Hour.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Later.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
I love you, dudes.
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You got a big show on a radio, more chance
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Weather and sports. Mama.
Speaker 22 (38:45):
All I wanted to do was have a let us
sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk, and
crawl under a bearskin rug. Why do I have to
listen to that John Boyd person and Billy whoever on
that noise, big joke, Mama.
Speaker 4 (39:35):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. In
a couple of minutes, catch up with nut Old Bud
Lane Ostrove from Products for Good y'n't mind my own Ashlane?
How much we money we raised for our veterans PTSD
treatments that he brought them in light here man, awesome.
So we'll catch up with Lane here in just a
couple of minutes. Right now. You know how we love
(39:57):
to act around Christmas?
Speaker 5 (39:59):
Go bars and now John Boyne believes Nerve Wrecking Christmas
Part two presents Mister Sulu and Sean Connery performing a
scene from How the Grinch Stole Christmas?
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Shanty Claus? Why why are you taking our Christmas tree?
Speaker 19 (40:17):
Why?
Speaker 24 (40:18):
Why, my sweet little tot the fake shanty Claus light.
There's a light on this tree that won't light on
one side. I'm taking it back to my workshop, My dear,
I'll fix it up there and I'll bring it back here.
Speaker 14 (40:32):
Oh bye.
Speaker 5 (40:33):
Tune in again next time when we'll hear the mayor
of Whoville say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
Good morning bag show us on the radio. All right,
another special guest on back test. No, but friends and
family know our boy Lane from Products for Good many
many years, did a lot of good for our military
around the world, and we got Lane on the line
right now. Well, Lay, what is happening with you? My brother?
Speaker 9 (41:03):
Wow?
Speaker 12 (41:04):
First of all, thank you for allowing me to be
part of the the end of all this it was.
I feel very honored that you guys included me. Thank you.
Speaker 4 (41:13):
Well, You're welcome, buddy. You've been been a big part
with our your Products for Good campaign. Man, have you
ever got in the numbers on that Lane? I know
we went through all those iracking coins that you got
from over there after ye knocked them out.
Speaker 21 (41:29):
You.
Speaker 12 (41:30):
I actually, uh, in anticipation of this few minutes, I
did a couple of things. I was reminiscing back on
the first time when Lee Greenwood came in and sang
in the studio, and uh, remember that very first show
we did. We did a full hour with you guys,
and we finished it with leasing and God bless the USA.
And that was something. And that was fifteen years ago.
Speaker 22 (41:52):
Now, so uh.
Speaker 12 (41:55):
And the other piece I was thinking is that you
guys have known racial since uh uh. And my other
kids by Rachel in particular with the Coast Guard before
she from when she was in high school. And to
make this full circle, she's coming out of the Coast
Guard right now. So after ten years of service.
Speaker 4 (42:11):
That is wow. We'll give Rachel our love. How many
kids is she up to now?
Speaker 7 (42:16):
I know she Spenser, She's got three boys and a girl,
and there won't be any There won't be anymore, at
least not from this dad.
Speaker 12 (42:32):
Delivered. She delivered the baby, the little girl, and looked
over the doctor and said take him next. She made.
Speaker 4 (42:43):
Well that is awesome. Well, yeah, I remember man watching
her grow up. Then when she joined the Coast Guard
out there and met her husband in the Coastguard. Wow,
that's four kids. I'm just begging because I knew what
the first one we went through. Then I knew she
had another one man all right.
Speaker 12 (42:59):
Good, Yeah, she had a plan, She worked her plan.
This is she she could have told us this fifteen
years ago, so she hailed it. Well, but are the
kids doing great? My young one just finished chiropractical school,
he's out practicing now, and the older ones working with me.
It's it's been a lot of fun. Everywhere's nearby, which
(43:19):
is great.
Speaker 4 (43:20):
Well two out of three is not bad. Oh well,
we appreciate you body. Let us be a part of
it over the years. Man, it was, it was. It
was a good.
Speaker 12 (43:33):
Really, my my pleasure. And uh we've started to rid.
We lit up back again with the thing Coins for
Courage where we're trying to get one more run here
and try and sell another million coins. But to answer
your earlier question, we raised over two million dollars in
donations along the way.
Speaker 4 (43:50):
That's in the honor one course of course helps veterans
with PTSD and that that's a very well great great course.
Speaker 12 (43:59):
Yeah, fuding the same treatment. It's still working that great results.
And uh it's been you know, just to I wish
I wish more people had gotten been able to get it,
but we're we'll have to take twins as we get them.
We couldn't have done it without you, guys, That's all
I can say. You guys. Ten years on the show
with you guys every week made all the difference in
the world. We help a lot of people because of
(44:19):
what you did.
Speaker 4 (44:21):
Elaine, Well, thank you very much, buddy.
Speaker 8 (44:22):
We love you.
Speaker 4 (44:23):
Happy hanukkah, and I hope we will see you sometime
down the road, buddy.
Speaker 12 (44:27):
Okay, take care, Yes, sir, thank you very much.
Speaker 4 (44:31):
There it is all right, fartus for good. Over to Megan.
Thanks to all big show listeners. Man, that's all y'all.
You know, everybody thanks us for doing it.
Speaker 9 (44:39):
You know.
Speaker 4 (44:39):
All we do is like I'm told, you know, was
talking to Randy Riddle and some aredis personal. It's just
me available. You know, if you make yourself available, you know,
you can be used, you.
Speaker 10 (44:49):
Know, for the information to get out.
Speaker 18 (44:52):
Is it you know?
Speaker 4 (44:53):
So I said, yeah, come on, come on in. So
but it's the big show listeners. We put it out
there and then they show operations. Christmas Child was products
for good. You know what we've done. Man, it's just awesome.
So thank y'all.
Speaker 10 (45:07):
Everything, Yes, all are awesome.
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That's it. And y'all, I just don't won't tell you
while I'm talking about down the road here you gotta
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follow at tat Hangover The Traders up the first episode.
It's January thirteenth, plenty of time to find and follow
before then. Keep checking back to see how it's working. House.
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Well you know it's Tater. Well you're right, the bugs
out so that's awesome. Looking forward to Tater's Big Show
Hangover one more round podcast January thirteenth. A y'all, well,
let's put it why we got Tater here on the mic.
Let's play beat the blond one eight hundred Big show.
You told free Line got a big old blue EMU
prize pack. We'll play for it. We'll do it next
Good morning. You got the big Joe on the radio.
More chances for the wind coming up after.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Your news weathers mart. Yeah, this is your old pals.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
You stand La Black when I'm not mooching some of
that fine Jacques Danielle Whiskey and I play the right
fine gumbo off my best friend Woodrow Boodrow and that
sassy sack of wife and he is on Lizbeth. I'm
listening to those tool wacky Cajun John Boy and Philly
right there on.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
That there big shoe Woe. There's funny. I carry on, Pete.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Oh, mister shotgun shells, grandish smells.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Oh you got a tear.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Good morning, it's a big show for your Thursday, decembery eighteen,
O God, we are one week from Christmas and we've
been catching up a lot of our friends and family
over these last few months. And we got a couple
traveling through this morning, Richard, the Taylor Hill, the Haberdasher,
(01:39):
the Great College of South Carolina. You should pick football
games on our panel. I'm sure, y'all old time big
should lishers. Remember, wasn't that one that long ago? Comes
to think, what ten years? That's right, man, So that
was awesome. It's good to see the haberdasher who made
(02:00):
a suit. My wife told me to thank you very
much for that. By the way, she really appreciate nice
looking suit. Yeah, like they said in Men in Black,
here's the last suit you'll ever wear. And then shay
Hey traveling through Charlotte, going back to this home in Florida.
I know youre tald him about way back. Uh shey
(02:21):
Hey did some sports with us, of course, and uh
you might remember him being very thankful that a particular
Thanksgiving steal pops up every once in a while. You know,
I gave him shay his nickname, shay Hey. Does anybody
know where that come from? Could you guess? I'll give
you hint. I know, ready, you wouldn't have a clue.
Like I said, it's a sports deal. Oh, I don't know.
(02:44):
Maybe baseball. Does that help? Willie Mays? Have you ever
heard of Willie Made? Yes, I've heard of Okay we
His famous deal was when you get the ball, he said,
say hey, won't pitch? Say hey, you don't pitch? So
and then shay Hey, Yes, yeah, that's where it came from.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
I thought it was because it rhymed for that.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Help and say, hey right, say is just perfect, you know,
and I want to have many nicknames I've given oh
Lord of yours infantns.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
But how many good ones too? Are you putting mador many?
Anyone's from ugle boy?
Speaker 7 (03:27):
Now?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Any any of that conjure up bad feelings? Oh I
was love Shay, Hey, good to see you, haberdasher Man,
Thank you, buddy.
Speaker 8 (03:40):
Damn.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Well, let's get it going. Hey, we're just getting started.
Get our first prize back out and get the winning beginning.
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you get ten percent off of checkout. Right now, we
look at three days in history where we get our categories.
December eighteenth, there was nineteen seventy six Wonder Woman debuted
on ABC TV. Sorry that's okay, Well why was this this?
(04:23):
Why was it this late debuting on the network? Because
I guess they probably had a share a show that
field and they replaced it. They used to do that
a lot. Okay, yeah, well then the carter was wonder Woman,
Lyle Wagnervous Major Steve Trevor. She had appeared in comic books,
of course, and then she got on TV kind of late.
(04:43):
See what folded?
Speaker 9 (04:44):
So wonder Woman.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Yeah, it's want to beat somebody up. Nineteen ninety seven,
Chris Farley, comedian an actor, was found dead in his
home in Chicago. Have y'all watched that? I am Chris
Farley yet the doctor my little net?
Speaker 9 (04:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Watch it? For Get how funny he was that Matt
Foley the first time he ever did that on Saturday
Night Live.
Speaker 10 (05:07):
Just all his physical comedy. I mean I'd seen him
run all around David Letterman's studio when he was on
and then barely be able to catch his breath. But
it was hilarious all the stunts he did while he
was there.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
So he was thirty three years old? And wasn't that
the deal where they say Belushi was thirty three John
Camford that it was thirty three. I don't even check
it out.
Speaker 11 (05:28):
I think John was.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
I think John was a little older.
Speaker 10 (05:30):
I think John was in his forties. But yeah, and
there's a a Ryan Reynolds documentary on John Candy as well.
I want to see that.
Speaker 8 (05:39):
I like me.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Yeah, okay, I won't to see that, so alright then,
So finally, nineteen ninety nine, environmentalists Julia Butterfly Hill came
down after living two years on the top of an
ancient redwood tree in Humboldt County where else California, protesting
(06:00):
logging because she wasn't getting it.
Speaker 9 (06:05):
There she was.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
She was very Julia Butterfly Hill living in the tree.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
I was a pressed.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
She was able to get up there pretty good. Ah Yo,
there's categories one eight hundred. Big shows. You told free line.
We play outbursts next. Good morning, there's a big show
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Let's play upberst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boy Billy gave the prizes from the big Prize
being Let's go. He contested number one this shot. It
be a lot of fun when you playing upberst, having
(07:33):
ing gainst stand the guests time, little big shots.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Say hey the David from Stanton for Virginia.
Speaker 12 (07:45):
We have shot.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Day's not here, David, Good morning, good morning. What's happening,
Hey buddy, he's here. Dan's right there, David. Let's get
you do these categories, get you the prize. Pack you ready,
right on, right on, right on five seconds. Three female
super heroes ready go.
Speaker 13 (08:16):
Bet Girl, wonder Woman, Cat one.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Cat one, Yeah, you got a super all right, give
us three comedians from Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
Ready go, Lucy Farley and Murphy Eddie Krick and join.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
All right for the win. Three trees ready to go, redwood,
sycamore pine. Look at you shut up some time out
of Stanton, Virginia. This morning, baby got this morning. Good work, David.
(08:53):
We appreciate you, buddy. Congratulations, right home, right on.
Speaker 12 (08:58):
I MITCHI guys, oh, can't leave me hanging.
Speaker 13 (09:04):
I'm coming down and taking over.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Come on, leave the key under the map quart a
many hour and top of your news. Right on the
other side our time capsule. Those there in the morning laugh,
get down and mark this number eighteenth.
Speaker 14 (09:54):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports.
Speaker 15 (10:09):
All right, all right, all right, up next to his
case number four twenty four Liian Brown and Diamond Lilies
versus Reverend Or Rogers and the first.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Pettycostal Church at Cooder mil Amen. Now which one of y'alls,
Miss Brown, that'd be me, judge, That is Reverend Rodgers
in the court room.
Speaker 8 (10:27):
You bet you.
Speaker 16 (10:29):
I'm not here, your honor, And just how are you
this fine beautiful morning?
Speaker 15 (10:35):
Oh you might want to pull back on the sub
just a tad there, smiling. I'm boring a lot of diabetes.
Now that Miss Brown says here you are the proprietor
Diamond Lenny Gentlemen's Club.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Is that what I think it is? I'll tell you
exactly what that is, Judge.
Speaker 16 (10:51):
It is a snake pit of sin and iniquity, a
black mark if there ever was one on this town,
and all all if it's good Christian inhabitants.
Speaker 10 (11:02):
Your honor.
Speaker 17 (11:03):
My business is providing female companionship for local residents and
weary travelers, or it was till Reverend Twitchy here ruined it.
Speaker 16 (11:14):
You man are not only a harlot and an insulter
of the men of a cloth, but you are a
liar as well.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
I got an idea of both of y'all. Shut up
a man, amen, I says here.
Speaker 15 (11:28):
On March fifteenth, Miss Brown opened up Diamond Lilies, where
upon the first Pentecostal church across the street there took
strong exception to the location of the new business.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Why you bet you we did.
Speaker 16 (11:40):
Only a horn mangering reprobate would open up a den
of iniquity right across the street from a church.
Speaker 17 (11:49):
Judge, This snake handling cat turd said, when we got
through with me, I was gonna be sorry I ever
set foot in this town.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
And and the rest of them holy rollers.
Speaker 11 (12:02):
Started having prayer meetings every single night, calling for the
Lord to range divine vengeance on me and my business.
Speaker 15 (12:09):
All right, all right, hold on here, snake handling cat,
I remember that when I'm playing around for him. On
July the twenty ninth, Diamond Lilies was completely destroyed by fire.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Yes, and them church people is the ones that calls
him go so.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
You're accused in the good River and here setting fire
the old property.
Speaker 16 (12:31):
Hold on just a minute, Josh, your honor, I'd like
to point out that on July the twenty ninth, and
the year of this lord where something along them lies,
Coonterville was hit by the biggest thunderstorm in over thirty years.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
I'm sure you remember it.
Speaker 16 (12:48):
It was a storm accompanied by some of the worst,
most spectacular lightning ever seen.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
I don't remember that was hammling. But let me give us.
You said it is light that burnt down Miss Brown's
place of business.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
I am indeed huh.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
He admits it. Them Bible beat us prayed something bad
what happened to me?
Speaker 4 (13:09):
And it did dog gornit.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
They need to make this right.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
You got anything saying to that, Reverend your honor. A
court of law is a place of factual evidence, and.
Speaker 16 (13:20):
There is absolutely no factual evidence that our church had
anything to do without fire.
Speaker 15 (13:27):
We else, I'll tell you what I better judge for
over thirty years, he out, and this is one thing
that I've never seen for in my life. On the
one hand, you've got the painted up owner of a
whole house who's totally sold. On the power of prayer.
And on the other hand, we got a full time
preacher who says, that's a bunch of horse hockey.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
I don't need some time to noodle on this court
to judge up through PM.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
This Lily, are you open for a half hour?
Speaker 5 (14:01):
Turn till then again next time we'll hear Miss Lily's
crusty old assistant manager.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
John Wollam, Billy Reverend, the little boxes right over the house.
Speaker 14 (14:15):
Good morning radio, dumb right, good morning.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
It's a big shaw the radio. All right, promes your
little story. Here we go.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
And now story time with your host, Carl Childers.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
M hmm, I reckon.
Speaker 8 (14:59):
Not everybody's he Christmas time. I got old Grench what
lived up to roll a piece from a little old
place called hoveh. He's all green and furry with little
girl legs. Kindly looked a good bit like old dole
(15:20):
Hard Greaves. I hear tell he had some sort of
heart problem or another. Well, sir, Every year after Thanksgiving
that grinch Fellers started getting right agitated. Some folks. All
that aggravated I say, agitated. Maybe it's on account of
he's lonesome. He's just him and that little old dog
up her. There weren't no missus Grinch. That big girl
(15:45):
from a dollar store brought him some flowers once, but
that's about it. I recognize man because he weren't too popular,
and they weren't too popular on account of he's so mean,
so he had to live inside his own heart. That's
an awful small place for a grinches to live in,
(16:05):
that old grinch figure. Since them who credits didn't care
a great deal about the meat plumberer in their Christmas
them hoo's is kind of an odd bunch, seems to me.
Some of them but ten feet tall, some no bigger
than a squirrel. They called hangs by strange names like
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crunk lunkers and wahoosah's and what not. Fact is, they
had a different word for just about everything.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Maybe that's what.
Speaker 8 (16:39):
Made that grinch feller I might soar. I know it
kindly made me of my nervous Some Christmas, eve bear
a grinch. He made him a sandy suit, tied a
big old horn on his little old dog so it
looked like a range deer. Some people call it in them. Okay,
I call it a range deer. Well s they're that
Grinch had his little old dog pull a big old
(17:00):
slid down the hill smack in the middle of Hoovelle.
He set out of going down all their chimbleys and
then taking their Christmas stuff, presents and trees, even old
potted meat. Some spooky little old gal name of Cindy Loo,
I believe she come out there. She caught that Grinch
trying to put that tree up her chimbling well there
(17:23):
he told her there's something rather wrong with that tree,
and he had to take it over to Bill Cox's
outfit and put some guys in it. Then he gives
her a biscuit and some mustard and sent her back
to her room. An old grinch need dog, he told it.
All them prisons and the like. Back up to that cave.
He waited until morning, just to looking forward to hear
(17:45):
them start a bawling and carrying on about not having
a Christmas. Well sir them who's pulled a fasting on him?
Seems they didn't need no prisons or trees or potted meat.
Ice plumb ate up with a Christmas spirrit. They all
come out there and started singing around the big tree there.
They didn't even need to practice. I guess all had
(18:10):
a singing in the happiness sort of got to the Grinch.
His old eyes started a water and his heart swolled up.
They figured, if you can't beat him, you might as
well join him. So he and that little dog with
a horn on his head, they told it all them
Christmas things back on down the hill and give them
back to them little who cretters, Little Cindy Lou, who
credit even hugged the Grinch. I reckon that was the
(18:34):
first hugg of Grinch had in a good long while.
He and that little girl made friends. He liked the
way she talked. She liked the way he talked. They's
also tackled. Even let the old Grinch opened the potted
meat that suffered her. Everything is going good to let
(18:54):
old beg girl from a dollar store. She got jealous
of that Cindy Lou, who creditor studied on killing her.
She got shut of that idea on a kind of
this Christmas, and she's a girl and home, so she
killed the grinching stead more than the story is, It
(19:14):
don't matter if it's Christmas time. If and you step
out on that beggirl from the dollar store.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
She might kill you.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
Story Time with Carl Childers has been brought to you
by Hard Graves potted lead product chock full of peckers
and lips since nineteen thirty seven.
Speaker 8 (19:34):
You have a girlfriend from a dollar store, a little feller.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Good morning, and you got the Big Show on the radio.
More chances you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 18 (19:46):
I stand on the hill, but not for a thrill,
for the breath of a fresh kill. And never mind
the man who contemplates doing away with licensed plates. He
stands a lot anyhow, Bacon the cookies of discontempt by
the heat of the Loundermann.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Leaving their soul.
Speaker 19 (20:10):
And then like in Portrago dot dot dot, you know,
kind of host set up leaving their soul heartening the
waters of the Medulla Oblonga with John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Like that one John Boy here.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Good More than Big Show is on the radio, and
you can win. John Boys wonderful thing. It's my last
wonderful thing that I've been holding on to. And you
have heard her many many years. This is the first
time caller cow Elsie scared me. I thought you were
giving Jackie away. You could have Elsie. We're gonna put
(21:29):
her out the pasture. It could be your pasture.
Speaker 10 (21:32):
All right, we're still talking about Elsie.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
To the Big Show dot Com, get your name in
the hat, give it away.
Speaker 16 (21:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Maybe I'm gonna hold on to it. To a right
DIY last show for Christmas? All right, that's what I'm
gonna do. Said I need it. Yeah, I was gonna say,
you're gonna need it talking about all friends and family
shopping by Jay Hay the haberd Dasher and Killer Bees
is on the phone. Well, ought to Killer catch up
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with the board. Next Big Show rolls on Good Morning.
Big Show's on the radio. Coming up. We played John
boydje everyday for one hundred and twenty dollars worth of
Bull's Not cleaning products made in the USA. Look for
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When you hit the Big Show dot Com. You need
to go to Killerbees dot com because he is gonna
(22:23):
be hitting the road after the first of the year.
We won't be around to tell you where he is,
so let's let's get him on the line right now
for that Good morning, Killer, Hey brother, how you doing,
man doing awesome?
Speaker 5 (22:36):
Man?
Speaker 4 (22:36):
How are you my boy?
Speaker 20 (22:39):
I sum it up with this.
Speaker 14 (22:40):
Oh oh oh.
Speaker 20 (22:44):
Jack, I believe that fish at all my friends.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
Yeah, body, that's something man, so uh holy.
Speaker 20 (22:50):
Holy cow dude. Man, I tell you what, everybody in
the whole wide world wish y'all were still gonna be
hanging in there for another man. Everywhere I go in America,
people talk about you, guys, and uh, I want to
just take this opportunity to thank y'all with all my
(23:11):
heart for all that you have done for me over decades.
And uh, man, I love y'all. Kind of a bittersweet thing, now,
I know, but I had to set this up so
I could get to call you again and tell y'all
how much I love you, and I thank you for
allowing that.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
Brother, well, Killer, thank you for all the years man,
you I you have given us so much free material
over these many years. Also, like I always says, say, y'all,
we got to fill four hours leave that door open.
That was one of the one of the best things ever.
Speaker 11 (23:47):
Man.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
We got to meet you know, so many comics. It
was I can't even remember the dudes name that we had.
He's on Gut Felled, uh, you know, and we had
him on and Jamie liz How Jamie liz Aw you know,
and he said, like he went to his wife when
he said it's going to be on the Big show.
He said, I'm fine, I'm going to be on the
John Boy and Billy Show. You don't realize that comics,
(24:10):
that was a goal if they could get on the
on the Big Show, Johnbo and Billy Magot and you know,
and we've had many many but then there's just been
a few killer like you, Tim Wilson, James Gregory, Vic
Henley back in the day. That's that's hung with us
all these many years.
Speaker 8 (24:26):
You know.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
It just works like that, buddy.
Speaker 20 (24:28):
And man, that's a bittersweet thing to hear because I'm
the only one left out of that four, you know. Man,
And I'll say this too, it has been an honor
for me to pretend to do stupid things for y'all.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
I pretend you're a good actor.
Speaker 20 (24:49):
That time I pretended to crawl across Hunty Wheeler's calling
cowboy boot.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Yeah, at that time, you pretended you were hammered off
in jello shots right before you did that, right.
Speaker 20 (25:03):
Where I pretended not to be an infield idiots.
Speaker 18 (25:10):
Man.
Speaker 20 (25:10):
Man, it has been such a wonderful, beautiful relationship. Man,
and you guys have helped so many of us comics
for so much. Man, have just entertained people because y'all
are the real deal. And it was truly an honor
to get to hang with you guys and from time
to time be a part of that. So once again, Man,
(25:32):
love y'all, Love y'all.
Speaker 7 (25:33):
Love y'all.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
Well, we love you killer and uh and we're gonna
see y'all. We got to do that, y'all. Go to
Killerby's dot com. Finally, when it's going to be near you,
I'm looking down here in January seventeenth, you'll be in Abbeville,
South Carolina. You're kind of close to the farm. So
we got to get together and we will stay in touch, Okay, buddy,
we just want to have a lot of people hearing us.
Speaker 20 (25:54):
Yeah, let's do that, man. And for people who don't
know that, Abbeyville Opera House has a free and patch
in the middle of the stage where they built a
trap door for Harry Houdini seven hundred years ago.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
Oh man, you gotta have some good fun with that. Boy,
I wish I was going to be at that show.
Put me in control of that.
Speaker 7 (26:20):
How did I know that was coming?
Speaker 4 (26:23):
Hey, Kelly, I want to tell everybody a big New
Year's Eve celebration that you're going to be having New
Year's Eve at the Putnam County Convention Center, Cookville, Tennessee.
That's gonna be a fun time there, buddy.
Speaker 20 (26:37):
Yeah, it is, man, and that's a that's a news venu.
So it's fancy smancy, and we're just honored and tickled
and just super blessed man to get to go out
and lift people up and make them laugh and smile,
that's it. So you guys have facilitated me being able
to do that so so much.
Speaker 12 (26:59):
Over the years.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
Oh you man. And I'll never forget Tim Wilson when
he came in and said, this is the funnest man
I ever seen. He came out by a swimming pool.
When Tim was doing a little show, you had a
Barbie doll and just blew him off. The agent.
Speaker 9 (27:14):
So good.
Speaker 20 (27:15):
I was a propact when I started out, but only
had like two little prop.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
Oh man, so h Keller and two of our listeners
know you know me and you. If we don't see
each other in this life, we will in the next.
Because you are a believer as well.
Speaker 20 (27:35):
Part on our Yeah, God's been a big part on
our success and living in peace. So I hope to
get to see you one of these days. Man, when
I'm on the Grand o'd opry in Nashville, come over
and come hang backstage with me.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
I said, Buddy. I said, man, well, good killer, We
will keep in touch. Thank you so much for the call.
This here means a lot, and you have been you
have been something over these years. Buddy, Hey, back at you.
Speaker 20 (28:00):
Y'all mean a lot, and I love y'all. And Merry Christmas.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
Guy, all right, Merry Christmas. Killer, love you buddy, all right, man,
all right, nobody cry, Let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Let's
jump on in here. Be careful what you wish for.
Before nineteen sixty eight, it wasn't legal in all fifty
states for women to officially serve in this judicial role.
(28:25):
What is the magistrate? I guess what y'all got? What
a hundred big show you told Free Line. We played
John boydjepary in next good morning and make show his
(28:59):
own on the radio, moving to your Thursday Morning my
feature track on the Big Show, Big Box. A grumpy
old man hates Christmas. You word grumpy Christmas at the
Big Box. At the Big Show dot Com. There are
now let's fly yells live across America. It's John Boy
Jemeny now wow waw and now your host. He loves Christmas.
Speaker 16 (29:21):
In fact, his favorite Christmas song is the one where
Batman smells and Robbin laysing egg.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Good luck getting that out of your head. He is
John Boy. Let's say hey to Tiffany out of Phoenix City, Alabama.
Good morning, Tiffany, good morning, good morning. All right, look
at you getting the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy
this morning. Well, Tiffany, be careful what you wish for.
(29:49):
I don't know if I'm exactly talking to you, because
before nineteen sixty eight, it wasn't legal in all fifty
states for women to officially serve in this judicial role.
What could it be, Tiffany?
Speaker 13 (30:01):
I think I know this answer, Okay, I think it is.
What is a jury member?
Speaker 4 (30:07):
A jury member? Let's say, well, you didn't know that,
Tim so One until nineteen sixty eight the women on
jewelrys in all fifty states and all fifty Oh yeah, yeah,
I'll read the question. Lucky Tiffany, you got a big
(30:28):
old prize back head down in Phoenix City. Congratulations, thank you.
Speaker 13 (30:33):
I was I am a first time caller. My husband
listens to y'all all the time, every morning, and I
would write to give a shout out to him. He's
listening to y'all since he was a teenager and he
loves your show.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
Oh that is awesome. And look at you being a
good wife.
Speaker 13 (30:49):
Are you saying as Ryan putting up with.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
Ryan listening to the big show. Hey, Ry, appreciate you,
you bunny. It sounds like you got kicked the coverage.
I'm just I'm listening there, Tiffany, here go baby. And
by the way, Ryan will know that is Elsie and
that is my last wonderful thing giveaway. We're giving away Elsie.
She's still trying to come.
Speaker 18 (31:11):
To terms with us.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
You don't like that, but this is all right, sickond
But Tiffany, you hang on, baby. Gratulations, Thank you, thank you,
bottom many. Iordipe of your news. On the other side,
kid's gonna see a mall signer we got our top
ten list that might come in hand. It ain't gonna
(32:11):
good morning bikes shows all radio go by was born
and stop ten Liz bidlift today's list.
Speaker 5 (32:17):
Top ten signs You've got a bad Mall Santa. Number
ten wearing doctors. Number nine says reindeer, Yeah, them's good eating.
Number eight His breath reeks of zema. Number seven accompanied
(32:38):
by a weird guy who keeps making bird noises. Number
six soup pockets full of beef log shoplifted from Hickory Farms.
Number five Santa's little helper turns out to be his
parole officer. Number four asked if you want to meet
the little elf who lives in his pants. Number three
(33:02):
says yeah, yeah, kid, just email it to me at
www dot Santa dot com. Number two keep smuttering, you
know little girls didn't look like you when I was
growing up. And the number one sign you've got a
bad mall. Santa greets each kid by saying, Hi, my
name is Santa and I'm an alcoholic.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
All right.
Speaker 4 (33:58):
We've been waiting for God. The zoom in the corner
on Turn it.
Speaker 5 (34:02):
Up and now Deep thoughts with Zach the Weed Guy's
girlfriend Mary Jane Yo yo, Yeah.
Speaker 11 (34:14):
Yeah, what's happening in retirement? Dude? You're doing all right?
All right? All right right?
Speaker 4 (34:23):
How are you okay? I'm good.
Speaker 11 (34:30):
I've just been sitting around the house trying to stay warm,
thinking about stuff. You want to hear O wee kid,
and you got nothing but time now. I was thinking
about it. Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time, well, y'all.
(34:53):
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand,
I'm okay.
Speaker 13 (35:02):
Dude.
Speaker 11 (35:04):
What's blue and smells like red paint?
Speaker 14 (35:09):
Blue paint?
Speaker 11 (35:14):
All right?
Speaker 4 (35:14):
I know you're sad.
Speaker 11 (35:15):
Do you want to know something that'll make you smile
your facial muscles? You just keep it to yourself. Randy,
I asked my dog, what's ten minus ten?
Speaker 14 (35:36):
He said nothing? God, you don't.
Speaker 11 (35:45):
You don't need a parachute to go sky diamond. You
need a parachute to go sky diamond. Twice I accuse
my boyfriend of being too immature. Then he told me
to get out of his fort. You like science, John boy.
(36:10):
I got a scientific fact. If you took all the
veins from your body and laid them end to end,
you die.
Speaker 4 (36:19):
Okay, I wish I could pass this to you.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
I wish you could.
Speaker 11 (36:27):
I used to be addicted to soap and I'm clean
now she likes it.
Speaker 10 (36:36):
Hey, what do you call a bear without ears?
Speaker 8 (36:47):
Look?
Speaker 4 (36:48):
Look? Look.
Speaker 11 (36:49):
If I'd known this was my last time, I'd have
thought longer. What's the leaning cause of dry skin? Anyone?
Speaker 21 (37:01):
Cows? Not cows? Turned up towels? Cowels's my job?
Speaker 10 (37:20):
Hey?
Speaker 14 (37:21):
How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out
of it?
Speaker 11 (37:30):
Why do you never see elephants hiding behind trees because they're.
Speaker 22 (37:35):
So good at it?
Speaker 4 (37:40):
Have you been at.
Speaker 11 (37:44):
I got a joke for you, dudes, and then I'm
gonna go cry about bomb water? What did the janitor
say while jumping out of the closet?
Speaker 23 (37:57):
Supply right, I'll keep figin and you dudes do whatever
retired people dudes do, and I'll see you later.
Speaker 11 (38:13):
We do retire people hang out. See you later at
the four pm Happy Hour.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Later.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
I love you, dudes.
Speaker 5 (38:23):
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Speaker 4 (38:31):
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Speaker 1 (38:37):
You got a big show on a radio, more chance
for you to win coming up after your news.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Weather and sports. Mama.
Speaker 22 (38:45):
All I wanted to do was have a let us
sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk, and
crawl under a bearskin rug. Why do I have to
listen to that John Boyd person and Billy whoever on
that noise, big joke, Mama.
Speaker 4 (39:35):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. In
a couple of minutes, catch up with nut Old Bud
Lane Ostrove from Products for Good y'n't mind my own Ashlane?
How much we money we raised for our veterans PTSD
treatments that he brought them in light here man, awesome.
So we'll catch up with Lane here in just a
couple of minutes. Right now. You know how we love
(39:57):
to act around Christmas?
Speaker 5 (39:59):
Go bars and now John Boyne believes Nerve Wrecking Christmas
Part two presents Mister Sulu and Sean Connery performing a
scene from How the Grinch Stole Christmas?
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Shanty Claus? Why why are you taking our Christmas tree?
Speaker 19 (40:17):
Why?
Speaker 24 (40:18):
Why, my sweet little tot the fake shanty Claus light.
There's a light on this tree that won't light on
one side. I'm taking it back to my workshop, My dear,
I'll fix it up there and I'll bring it back here.
Speaker 14 (40:32):
Oh bye.
Speaker 5 (40:33):
Tune in again next time when we'll hear the mayor
of Whoville say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
Good morning bag show us on the radio. All right,
another special guest on back test. No, but friends and
family know our boy Lane from Products for Good many
many years, did a lot of good for our military
around the world, and we got Lane on the line
right now. Well, Lay, what is happening with you? My brother?
Speaker 9 (41:03):
Wow?
Speaker 12 (41:04):
First of all, thank you for allowing me to be
part of the the end of all this it was.
I feel very honored that you guys included me. Thank you.
Speaker 4 (41:13):
Well, You're welcome, buddy. You've been been a big part
with our your Products for Good campaign. Man, have you
ever got in the numbers on that Lane? I know
we went through all those iracking coins that you got
from over there after ye knocked them out.
Speaker 21 (41:29):
You.
Speaker 12 (41:30):
I actually, uh, in anticipation of this few minutes, I
did a couple of things. I was reminiscing back on
the first time when Lee Greenwood came in and sang
in the studio, and uh, remember that very first show
we did. We did a full hour with you guys,
and we finished it with leasing and God bless the USA.
And that was something. And that was fifteen years ago.
Speaker 22 (41:52):
Now, so uh.
Speaker 12 (41:55):
And the other piece I was thinking is that you
guys have known racial since uh uh. And my other
kids by Rachel in particular with the Coast Guard before
she from when she was in high school. And to
make this full circle, she's coming out of the Coast
Guard right now. So after ten years of service.
Speaker 4 (42:11):
That is wow. We'll give Rachel our love. How many
kids is she up to now?
Speaker 7 (42:16):
I know she Spenser, She's got three boys and a girl,
and there won't be any There won't be anymore, at
least not from this dad.
Speaker 12 (42:32):
Delivered. She delivered the baby, the little girl, and looked
over the doctor and said take him next. She made.
Speaker 4 (42:43):
Well that is awesome. Well, yeah, I remember man watching
her grow up. Then when she joined the Coast Guard
out there and met her husband in the Coastguard. Wow,
that's four kids. I'm just begging because I knew what
the first one we went through. Then I knew she
had another one man all right.
Speaker 12 (42:59):
Good, Yeah, she had a plan, She worked her plan.
This is she she could have told us this fifteen
years ago, so she hailed it. Well, but are the
kids doing great? My young one just finished chiropractical school,
he's out practicing now, and the older ones working with me.
It's it's been a lot of fun. Everywhere's nearby, which
(43:19):
is great.
Speaker 4 (43:20):
Well two out of three is not bad. Oh well,
we appreciate you body. Let us be a part of
it over the years. Man, it was, it was. It
was a good.
Speaker 12 (43:33):
Really, my my pleasure. And uh we've started to rid.
We lit up back again with the thing Coins for
Courage where we're trying to get one more run here
and try and sell another million coins. But to answer
your earlier question, we raised over two million dollars in
donations along the way.
Speaker 4 (43:50):
That's in the honor one course of course helps veterans
with PTSD and that that's a very well great great course.
Speaker 12 (43:59):
Yeah, fuding the same treatment. It's still working that great results.
And uh it's been you know, just to I wish
I wish more people had gotten been able to get it,
but we're we'll have to take twins as we get them.
We couldn't have done it without you, guys, That's all
I can say. You guys. Ten years on the show
with you guys every week made all the difference in
the world. We help a lot of people because of
(44:19):
what you did.
Speaker 4 (44:21):
Elaine, Well, thank you very much, buddy.
Speaker 8 (44:22):
We love you.
Speaker 4 (44:23):
Happy hanukkah, and I hope we will see you sometime
down the road, buddy.
Speaker 12 (44:27):
Okay, take care, Yes, sir, thank you very much.
Speaker 4 (44:31):
There it is all right, fartus for good. Over to Megan.
Thanks to all big show listeners. Man, that's all y'all.
You know, everybody thanks us for doing it.
Speaker 9 (44:39):
You know.
Speaker 4 (44:39):
All we do is like I'm told, you know, was
talking to Randy Riddle and some aredis personal. It's just
me available. You know, if you make yourself available, you know,
you can be used, you.
Speaker 10 (44:49):
Know, for the information to get out.
Speaker 18 (44:52):
Is it you know?
Speaker 4 (44:53):
So I said, yeah, come on, come on in. So
but it's the big show listeners. We put it out
there and then they show operations. Christmas Child was products
for good. You know what we've done. Man, it's just awesome.
So thank y'all.
Speaker 10 (45:07):
Everything, Yes, all are awesome.
Speaker 4 (45:09):
That's it. And y'all, I just don't won't tell you
while I'm talking about down the road here you gotta
search Tater Big Show Hangover. Wherever you get your podcasts,
follow at tat Hangover The Traders up the first episode.
It's January thirteenth, plenty of time to find and follow
before then. Keep checking back to see how it's working. House.
(45:31):
Well you know it's Tater. Well you're right, the bugs
out so that's awesome. Looking forward to Tater's Big Show
Hangover one more round podcast January thirteenth. A y'all, well,
let's put it why we got Tater here on the mic.
Let's play beat the blond one eight hundred Big show.
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