October 2, 2025 • 43 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we salute NASCAR’s Ward Burton with three of our favorite skits.. - We’ll talk with legendary Rock & Roll drummer, Jeff Plate as he prepares for another tour with the Trans Siberian Orchestra.. - We’ll call over to Red Hot Talent Agency and see how their transition into Hip Hop is going.. - Doug Rice has this week’s On Track report as the haulers are pulling into Charlotte Motor Speedway for this weekend’s Roval 400.. - and we’ll finish up with a highlight from Cadbury’s Deer Hunting trip with John Boy…
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Hey, it's to the nature bar Rick Flair, and we're
talking about the giant board village Big Show, I say,
the Big Show. And every morning they'd be styling and profiling.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Woo woo, woo woo.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Got a doodle doo up and out of home. It
is too Tuesday is September to thirty of mmm. That's
how it should be. Not a thun, not a kid.
It is Thursday, October the second, you know, if you
put anything up before already, especially first thing in the
morning when I'm really not sure what day it is.
(01:19):
All right, it was my fault. Okay, thank you, sorry
for claiming.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Read this what it says Tater would like a raise.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Tater would like a raise. Yay, all right, lift you
up here a little later then by man and they
all right, well let's see uh national days. Yeah, let's
zero in on October the second National Smarties Day, Yes,
the candy National Custodial Workers' Day. We had a cool
(01:50):
custodian bucking Graham High School. We called him Jeeves. No
idea what his name was, but he was cool. I
thought that was that was kind of classy. Jeeves. We
custodian in our high school.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
That seems a little fancy for he's like these kids,
and it was probably a nickname.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Yeah, I know, made it up. Yeah, is national? Name
your car day?
Speaker 6 (02:18):
Ever?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Name your car? Yeah, jeeves. My wife had a station
wagon named Floyd. Okay, let's say Fried's Collops Day National
Fried's Collars. Now you're talking babies, Yeah, big caravel in
the restaurants you think eating collars. I've told you all
this before a lot of times. It's shark meat because
(02:41):
sharks just like you know, pop it out like in
a little round deal, make it look like a scollop.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Well yeah, way it sounds like I mean, it seems
like they could sell it as shark meet and sell
it for more because it seems a little exoited.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Yeah, I don't know. Check it out. And also produce
sting day National pro produce missing like a in the
fancy grocery stores you want buy. They'll scare me to
that first time. But we got a leg over over
the letters in the broccoli.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
I walked by one and it went like like thunder,
I start missing it.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Yeah, man, a little cozy, all right, Well, we got
three dates in history saved up. That'll work for our
three categories and we're gonna get the winning beginning. We're awake,
Big Shows on the radio. Good morning, Big Shows on
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what that glass cleaner got it going on. Man, I
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Three days in history where we're gonna categories and you
(04:00):
some October. The second it was nineteen ninety four. At
age forty two, singer John Mellencamp confirmed he had suffered
a mild heart attack. Then he smoked four packs of
cigarettes a day and his cholesterol level was right around
three hundred yanks right. Pulled himself together after that mild
heart attack. Oh one, some fifteen South African robbers ambushed
(04:24):
a security van and escaped with one of three cash boxes,
the one that was empty. Nope, yeah, dog got it.
Police found the box open near Pretoria with an assortment
of picks, hammers and crowbars nearby a box of air
and then finally oh seven pop. Singer Britney Spears is
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ordered to give her children to her ex husband Kevin Fetterline.
At her judge orders her to submit to alcohol and
drug testing and give up her joint custody privileging.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Man, how screwed up of a parent would you have
to be a give up your kids to fetter Line?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
So what caused us off the rail? For Brittany just
just got a wild.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Pressure from the pressure from the job you started too young.
Who knows?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
I think she was bipolar and all kinds of things
going on. Bless her heart. Leave Brittany alone.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Oh Britney? All right, dad? Well there's our three categories
one eight hundred. Big Show is your toll free line
across America. Let's get the winning beginning. We'll play next.
(05:49):
Good Morning, that's a Big Show on the radio. We're
rolling to your Thursday morning with our feature track from
the Big Show bit Box call the hoot all about
bow Bow. Then there's your key word intern hit the
mid box at the Big Show dot com. Upburst. Let's
(06:10):
play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win, John Boys.
Speaker 7 (06:16):
Billy to give the prizes from the big prize being.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Let's go make contested number one. This should really be
a lot of funks when you're.
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Playing upburst haveing r Biggest time you Love the best
time you love a big shots.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Let's say, hey, Charles from Milton, Florida, we have shuts up.
Good morning, Charles, Hey, good morning. How are you there?
You are we all good Mondy welcome in here, mongst us.
(06:58):
All right, dad, you'll get you through these three categories
and get you at bulls Not down to Florida. You
ready to go?
Speaker 8 (07:05):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Five seconds. Three things you can do for a healthy heart?
Ready go, eat.
Speaker 8 (07:14):
Well, exercise and find something the lower your stress level.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
A yeah, like the big show. We righty here boy,
it's now alright Charles. Give us three things that you
can rob for money?
Speaker 8 (07:29):
Ready, go, I'd say a bank, maybe a convenience store
or a person.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Yes, Charles, that would work, but don't do that now
for the win. Three jobs at random drug test? Ready go?
Speaker 8 (07:48):
I know the government, uh sure, construction and possibly healthcare
sure man.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Yes, I always want to get you to get that
bull Snot down the Milton till your boughty we do
the congratulations. We're jumping out, catching you up on your
new no week get our time, taps on the first
saying early Thursday's upn't it?
Speaker 9 (08:46):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billie Big Show,
the South's number one exports.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
And was talking earlier on entertainment news Stuff last week.
Lisa Lisa Marie was his daughter. Lisa Marinus the one asked,
what's so funny you forgot Presley? Yes, I don't know
(09:22):
why I started thinking in the middle of that. I
guess I jumped off on Priscilla Presley too. Yeah, so
her last name was Presley. All right, well, this is
what I was thinking about. Alleged celebrity son Elvis Presley
Junior is fifty years old. Now, we kind of kind
(09:43):
of hit on him a little bit when we were
talking about Elvis's kids.
Speaker 10 (09:48):
Hit on him.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
He doesn't mean the way you claim, no, because he's
the one that claims to be the son of Elvis.
There's several contradictory versions of his story. Nevertheless, he claims
of federal court awarded him his name legally after sufficient
documents and sworn testimonies represented to a judge. Among the
evidence allegedly presented where Elvis's last will and testament, a
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paternal DNA test and documents proven that Elvis did indeed
have a son and the son was in fact born
out of wedlock. So he proved all that to a judge,
but still not believe in them. See the thing for
me is the first place I heard about it was
on this show. Yeah right away? Yeah, well, how do
(10:37):
you know our entertainment reporter didn't do well?
Speaker 6 (10:43):
Well?
Speaker 5 (10:43):
I think the part of the story that you should
draw suspicion is where it says he claims a federal
court awarded him.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
He claims to be the son of Elvis present.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
Nevertheless, he claims.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Ah, he does. He's claiming that. Yeah, we can blame anything.
He became pros like the guy at the copy machine. Yeah,
I went to court and cor Yeah, my driver's license,
Elvis Presley Junior. Did you know Elvis is misspelled?
Speaker 11 (11:15):
Sir?
Speaker 6 (11:17):
D MV.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
My name is Elvis? What's her? You should never try that.
I'm not going to ah anyway. And I did hear
something about that the funeral of Lisa Marie that she
known that she was close to passing on. Did y'all
hear any of that?
Speaker 4 (11:37):
I did not hear that.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Priscilla said that like her her eulogy, Della.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Heard her saw that decline.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Uh huh, And what you telling me? It was some
award show, this leap. She was there and then they
were saying.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Yeah, the Golden globes. Yeah, they were there for the
Elvis movie. And she was needing a lot of assistance
when she was standing out and walking around. And I
also saw a blip that they were making room for
her to be buried with her dad.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
Was that right?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
With her son? That's besides the sun.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Beside they lost the she lost her son because now
so that was her son that no, that was her son,
that his grandson.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Yeah, oh, you're making my head hurt me. I should
pay more attention to Tay. You're doing fine.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
No, this is what it sounds like around the water coolers.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
We're just chatting. Thank you, Marsa. All right, we'll keep
up the good work. Oh, thank you, John Boy and
Dilly bugs sting cut and you can have a big
what good morning, we'd yell dumb right, good morning. Gotta
(13:10):
make shawl the radio. Let's get this call. Hello, mag Joe.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
Well, good morning there, John Boy and Billy, and good
morning to haul are beloved friends at turn Radio land
As there's a reverend Billy Ray Collins from his sworda
Joshu were independent Photogush put a pennacostial assembly just off
State Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. Friends. I've
been having some trouble with my car lately, so I've
seen quite a bit of that old unsaved mechanic down.
Speaker 12 (13:36):
At the Buick place the other day.
Speaker 6 (13:38):
That one in there, and he says, oh, preacher, I
told my brother down in Georgia about you. He sent
you something out of the newspaper down there. He handed
it to me. I'm looking at The headline was sacred
name Seene in Avery Park family's shower tile. I said, oh,
here we go. Started reading the boy down in noon
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and Georgia was taking him a shower one morning and
had a religious revelation right there in his bathroom. Says
here he looked down and the swirling pattern in his
stone shower Tiel appeared to spell out the name Jesus.
Well now, says Nick called his wife and said, look, honey,
(14:20):
I'm showering with Jesus says here he was raised a Presbyterian,
and he says he had to think real hard before
he told anybody else about his revelation. Yep, that sounds
like a Presbyterian anyway. Nick says, for now the tie
will remain in the shower stall, but the time may
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come when he decides to put it in a place
where it could be viewed by the public. It's something special,
he says. If we decide it could benefit other people,
we might do it.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (14:54):
Onebelieving Greece monkey kind of chuckle to himself, says, what
you heard about that preacher? I said, well, I think
it's a bunch of holy fied horse pockets. He says,
what I thought you Bible beaters believed in all them
miracles and whatnot. I said, well, I do when it's
realins this here ain't nothing but a pigment of this
fella's imagination. Because anybody that say, honey, look I'm showering
(15:19):
with Jesus, I perceive he ain't real active in his church.
And the picture they took for the newspaper, it don't
even look like it spells out Jesus to me. I mean,
if you close one eye and squint real hard with
the other and you can almost make out the j
and the e rest of it looks kindly like soap scum.
(15:39):
Where's I about had it with all this religious relic nonsense.
Every time you turn around nowadays, somebody says they found
a peanut. It looks like the Virgin Marrier. They got
a door ding in the pickup truck in shape just
like Moses. Like finding the Lord is some kind of sanctified.
Speaker 13 (15:57):
Game of Where's Wald?
Speaker 6 (16:00):
Have you ever noticed with these soul called miracles, it
seems like the tension always goes to the sharer tile
or the doordning instead of the Lord. Oh but you
can show enough drawn crowd with that mess. All kind
of folks will turn out to see Saint Peter's face
on the side of a puff tart, you know who,
because they ain't got to worry about a puff tart.
(16:22):
Tell them it's time to turn from your wickedness. Hey,
you get all the thrills of religion when nobody ever
calls you a sinner? Well, ain't that convenient? That's why
folks watch on him so called religious drammers on television,
Hollywood holiness like you know, Highway to heaven and touched
by angel and what now? Tell you what for? A
(16:44):
bunch of folks is headed straight for hell. Hollywood showing
us love to talk about heaven, don't they now? Friends,
Don't get me wrong, I believe the Lord's got the
part to make miracles happen anytime he needs one too.
I just don't think the showers doll and some Georgia
Presbyterians bathroom is a place to go and looking for it.
(17:06):
You know, I was just reading a real good book
on religious miracles just this morning. I recommended, Holly, you
might have heard of it. It's called the Bible, and
the Bible says a wicked and adultorous generation seeketh after
a sign. Oh does that sound like anybody you know? Friends?
(17:26):
The Lord does want to reveal itself to you, but
he ain't burnt into the side of some English muffin
that's up for sale on the e day. Come let
it tell you how to find it for real. This
Sunday morning, at eleven o'clock a m at the Sword
of Joshua, Independent Full Gospel Pennecostal Assembly just off State
Road twenty three, all ld as here as a reverend
(17:48):
Billy Ray Collins reminding yous it's time to turn, so
you don't burn John Boy and Billy Yah, y'all keep
them straight up.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio.
Speaker 9 (18:03):
Well, well, well, you've obviously got nothing better to do. Well,
maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dial.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Aunt they won. Good morning, it's a big show on
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the radio. And later this morning on track, would dog
rives those car's most popular driver, Chase Elliott Bunch of
his tickets for the next round of the playoffs racing
and Charlotte our hometown track attacking the roll full this
weekend road course racing? Is Charlotte having fun with it?
(19:19):
Boy Ward Burton, she was aspiring race car drivers. You
might need to attend his speeching school later this morning.
We'll find out what caused him to open it. We're
doing a little backwards fun with Ward all morning long.
Speaker 14 (19:37):
You're an natural old race car driver. You've got the skills,
you've got the car, You've even got the team. There's
only one missing piece of a puzzle.
Speaker 10 (19:45):
Yeah, gee said it.
Speaker 6 (19:46):
Was tough out there.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
All that Moter Gates was rating my bumper.
Speaker 15 (19:50):
But this year's cart was waking fast and au guys,
we did.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
Yes.
Speaker 14 (19:58):
If you're gonna make it it racing, you need need
a Southern accent. That's why you need the Ward Burton
speech in school. Whether you're a surfer dent in California,
a uper from the Upper Midwest, or a jumoke from Joyse,
the Ward Burton speech in school can help.
Speaker 16 (20:13):
That's right, Chuck. In just twelve weeks off special high
in census program, I have you signing like he was
born and raised in the heart of South Boston, Virginia.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
Just like me.
Speaker 14 (20:23):
The Ward Burton speech in school features daily classroom training
by the Master, Ward Burton himself.
Speaker 16 (20:29):
Okay, class, repeat that to me. This Caterpillar crew did
just a super job. Kyl was awesome all day long.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Here's student Joey Pinazzio before yo, uh, I want to
be a race cut driver.
Speaker 14 (20:48):
And here's Joey after completing the Ward Burton program.
Speaker 16 (20:52):
I'm gonna tell you something right now, man, not there
the first Martley Long Doggie Night. Don't let the wrong
accents screw up your racing career. Call me now at
one eight hundred five six seven nine fall six seventh
A's one eight hundred cash gifts de Si Lodas. In
just twelve short weeks, you'll be American by birth and
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Southern by the grace of Ward the war Burton speech
in school, don't delay call today, operate us are standing bye?
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Good morning, big shows onto radio coming up. We played
John Boy Jeopardy. Well, here's a man been waiting on
this morning? Is it is Trans Siberian Orchestra tour time?
As we head towards Christmas twenty twenty five, look far
to talking to Jeff Played, American heavy metal drummer who's
been a member of Sabathid since ninety four as a member,
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of course of the Trans Siberian Orchestra, former member of
Medal Church from six to the breakup to nine and
again from the reunion from twelve to seventeen. Man, this
is the dude right here. See him plaguing old him skills.
I'm looking forward to the December thirteenth concert in Charlotte,
North Carolina. Person, Good morning, mister Jeff Played. How are you, Jeff?
Speaker 8 (22:10):
I'm doing great.
Speaker 17 (22:11):
Thank you for that grand intro.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
I love that you are the man. You are the
man so hanging in there, Jeff, So you've been the
TSO's drummer, an original member of the group. You know,
we always like to remember Paul O'Neill when he first
came in a studio talking about this and wow, did
you ever imagine, maybe you did, Jeff, that it would
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grow so big as you guys are now.
Speaker 17 (22:39):
No, I don't think, you know, honestly, I think out
of the group of people that were involved, Paul was
the only one who really knew that this thing was
going to become this successful. He was he had the belief,
but he also had the energy to make it happen.
And I know you've probably spoken with him before. There
(23:00):
was nobody more dedicated to this project, or to any
project that I can recall, than Paul. You know, he
was TSO's biggest fan. He loved everything about it. And
I mean I remember being in Sabotage when we first
recorded Christmas Eve SERAEVO, and there was there was a
lot of a scratch in our heads, but Paul was
(23:21):
you know, he was committed. He was full steam ahead.
And here we are thirty years later and this is
still just still this juggernaut that we're a part of,
and I'm just so so thrilled and thankful to be
a part of it.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
No kid, man, Well, y'all. Trans Dashed Siberian dot Com
is the website you find out when they're going to
be near you, taking information Facebook of course, at TSO, Instagram,
at Trans Siberian Orchestra. Jeff plate Willison we're talking about, Jeff.
Tours have become a holiday tradition with countless fans, multiple generations.
(23:56):
And you know, for the first time, I got a
grandson now looking for had taken him to his first
TSO show this year. Man, And you see that old
dudes like me, you know, kids running around. That's awesome.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
It's generational you and then you took your kids, and
now they're taking their kids.
Speaker 6 (24:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (24:14):
Hey, that's that's how this thing keeps growing. And in
respect to that too, we are we are bringing back
the autograph line again this year. Ever, ever since COVID,
we had to sideline that. But this year I think
things are things are safe enough for us to bring
that back. But you know, you mentioned you mentioned young kids.
You know, when we first started doing this around the
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year two thousand, there were these kids that came through
the line that now they're adults and they're bringing their
own kids. You know you mentioned, you mentioned you're bringing
your grandkid. It's it's really as I said, this is
why this thing keeps growing. This is why it's so
successful every year and every year I sit on their
drum stage, I look at the audience and it is
children to grandparents to everybody in between. And you know,
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this is exactly what Paul wanted to achieve, was to
create something for everybody. And you know, people keep coming
back every year.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
And you can go every year and it's changed up,
but yet your favorites are still played. And that's that's
one of the my friends, my group of friends that
when we go, that's what we love about it is
that the things that we love about her are still there.
But then we also were seeing something new.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
And that's neat because this tour too, Jeff, I mean
Ghost of Christmas Eve, the best of TSO and more,
it's all new. Show promises me the biggest and best
tour to date as well. I mean, that's that's wild.
And then a lot of us love the TSO music.
You want to take some home and celebration of the
twenty fifth anniversary of TSO was acclaimed non Christmas rock opera.
(25:45):
Beethoven's Last Night has been released on vinyl for the
first time. So as now, well, how about this busy.
Speaker 17 (25:55):
The vinyl is something that everybody really, I mean us
old school people, you know, when we used to get
that record and open it up and read all of
the credits and the lighter notes and the artwork, and
there was just something fascinating about that. So it's really
cool that Bey Thomas Last Night is getting that treatment also.
But yeah, we're gonna do a segment in the second
(26:17):
half of the show that's going to highlight that album,
and I think we're gonna be playing some songs that
we've never played during the Winter tour before, so there's
gonna be something new for all of us.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
All right, Well, make sure you get to the show
when TSO is near you trans dash Siberian dot Com.
All you need, Jeff travel Save Buddy. Can't wait to
see you. Pound them skins, Buddy, We love you, Thank.
Speaker 17 (26:40):
You man, great talking to you.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Take care all right, Boddy, good deal? All right, Dan?
About time, about time, so believe it? Yeah, all right, Dan,
Well let's play John boyd Jump in the game, shall
we need to review yesterday's question? We found out, despite
having a very limited and very specific purpose, the average
American woman will have accumulated three of these by the
(27:04):
time she turns thirty five.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
What her bride'smaid dresses?
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Brides maids with the bride. It's fun while all of
y'all friends getting married. For you, it was your long weeds. Hey,
I was just that main girl. That's how I was playing.
Hote Are you looking at me?
Speaker 5 (27:22):
I think Siri heurd her? Did you see her phone?
In the selfie camp came in today's John Boy Jeopardy.
According to a survey by you gov dot com, most
Americans meals are eating at home. Fifty one percent admit
they have gotten off the couch and are eating at
their kitchen or dining room tables, but twenty percent of
(27:46):
their meals are now eating here.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
What is in their mom's basement?
Speaker 3 (27:52):
It's nice cool, What y'all got? One eight hundred Big
show you told free line, We go to We get
the Winter. We play John Boy Jepardy in that Big life.
(28:26):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio. We're
rolling to you early Thursday morning. Our future track from
the Big Show, Big Box called a horde about bow
bowl in turn keyword in turn the Big Box at
the Big Show dot com and right now let's lie
(28:47):
yes live across America.
Speaker 5 (28:49):
It's Tama Japan.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Wow.
Speaker 13 (28:50):
Wow, why now.
Speaker 15 (28:51):
Your host he's trying to eat better. I mean last
night he had just a fruit salad. Well, it's mostly grapes. Okay,
it was all grapes, fermented grapes. Alrighty with wine?
Speaker 6 (29:03):
Are you happy?
Speaker 3 (29:04):
He turn boy?
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Have you?
Speaker 3 (29:06):
And yes, as they had a Richard at a Baymanette, Alabama.
Good morning, Richard, Good morning, John Boy. Hello, buddy, Ahi, Reggie,
you got first shot at it this morning. Let's jump
in here. According to a survey by you gov dot com,
most Americans meals are eating at home, and fifty one
(29:27):
percent admit that they have gotten off the couch and
are eating at their kitchen or dining room tables. But
twenty percent of their meals are now eating here, John boy,
I'm gonna have to go with their vehicle. Okay, Well
let's see if you got it. Show us here a
vehicle today. Look at you, Reggie and touchdown and bamon
(29:54):
at Alabama. So kitchen table eating at home fifty.
Speaker 5 (30:01):
I was surprised about that, but then you read further
into the surveys because they have their smart devices.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Okay, so number two couch or recliner while watching TV,
I said, twenty five percent. Number three of their cars,
we said, and then at their desk is a three
percent that says, oh, just eat wherever you are. That's
what I do. It's pretty good. Yeah, Richard, you got
the big old blue em you prize pack. Head down
(30:29):
to Baymanette. Congratulations, buddy, thank you very much. Joe boy.
Speaker 10 (30:34):
Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 3 (30:35):
You go ahead.
Speaker 10 (30:36):
I got to give a shout out to my wife Dale,
and I alsold the second shout out. And see you
guys for playing stuff on here, good music and keeping
us laughing for all these years.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
All right there, rich appreciate you, buddy. Hang on for
our girls. Tag then how many hours top of your news?
More ward Burton fun, all.
Speaker 8 (31:06):
Right, funy'll all right, I am.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
H D morning. That's a big sea on the radio
(31:50):
one with the Burton Boys, Wars and Jemp and it
going on our money.
Speaker 6 (31:59):
I bot this dude in it.
Speaker 7 (32:03):
Everybody says, Dale is gonna get fine heavy if he
keeps rough driving that good wrench Chevy. Well, have you
heard the story about the NASCAR Race of Forts and
Chevyes were setting the pace with the man to beat.
I'm here to say it was driving that number three
Chevalry Legs. He's a man in black. His name is Dale.
(32:26):
He's fastest, lightning and mean his hair, and he ain't
afraid to bumping the grind if it means he can
leave your butt behind. It's around eighteen times at Dayton
on the beach with the five hundred hangs just out
of his reach. He's the best there is from all reports.
But he's the Susan Lucci of motor sports. He gotta
beat this year by old Dale Jared, but he always
seems to grin and barret. He meets his breast, big
(32:47):
smile on his face and backs up his heads for
next week's race. It was February at rocking Ham and
that good wretch King was ready to jam at number three,
moving through the field as that big iron head refused
to yield coming out of turn for with a sight
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to see he was blue and red and forty three.
But Earn Hart gave that Chevy the gas and number
three moved up to fast. Petty's man says, hold on, friend.
He passed that number three again. Then earn Hart said, hey,
watch this gal STP card and tagged the wall Bobby
jam the break's tired squeal that he found himself way
(33:30):
back in the field. The car stayed out, But it
wasn't the fact that that Pontiac drove like a Chande attractor.
The man in black. He clipped along and drove like
he could do no wrong. He took the flag and
pumped his fist. Petty's fans were trilling, pissed.
Speaker 6 (33:53):
The press.
Speaker 7 (33:53):
Gardale in victory Lane and asked if he could please explain,
and Dale said, I was racing hard. I don't know
what else to your part. All the crew at STP
was just about as mad as mad could be. Lots
of folks seem real surprise that three cards didn't get penalized,
but NASCAR says it was just hard racing and not
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some kind of stuff you're facing. I guess some guys
have all luck and sometimes life just seems to suck. Well,
Richard Petty is still the king, and I don't know much,
but I know one thing, Dale Earnhart's gonna get to
find heavy if he keeps bluff driving that food ranch Chevy.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
You know, good morning. This makes ya on the radio
(35:06):
world to do your Thursday October the second, about twenty
minutes away, my man dog Rice getting rid of a
racing at THEOVO shot him on the speedway. Jays Elliott
punches in his ticket on the next round in the playoff,
Got Doug?
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Come on now?
Speaker 3 (35:25):
Say who's on the desk and red.
Speaker 13 (35:26):
Hot Yah yah ya, Joe. Hip Hop Turning Incorporated. Good this,
y'all all, that's your party. Diftle look wove o Bears
because they are asizle to turn a thang out. You
know he ain't playing hot piece be the cheapest. You
know what I'm saying off of Jimmy dis here the learmy.
So whip that your voosa and hold off a merry
(35:48):
peepid as you say.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
Hip Hop Talent Incorporated.
Speaker 13 (35:53):
You know that's real. What's that my nippers.
Speaker 6 (35:57):
Going on?
Speaker 13 (35:58):
Just chilling like a you heard.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Oh see, I'm not sure this hip hop thing is
really you.
Speaker 13 (36:05):
Yes, dude, That's what I've been trying to tell Murray.
But he says the agency needs a hipper immage.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Well, how's that going not too good. Hell, well, there's
a Sugar Diddy in the all this.
Speaker 13 (36:17):
Hold on, I'll ax him, hy J Boy and b
Dog too. Hey, don't shake that in my grill. You
fringing the drawback? Enough?
Speaker 6 (36:29):
Hold on, gee he coming yo, Yo, Jimbo? What up?
Bowie Urry.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
I don't think it's Hip hop Talent Incorporated. Gammick is
working for you.
Speaker 6 (36:39):
Man. Come on now, why you want to hate on
me like that.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
I'm not he with tight yo, You're not even clothes.
Speaker 6 (36:47):
Yeah, you're right. I don't know what I was thinking.
I'm not a thug. I'm a fifty five year old
Jewish guy. You know, it has been fun in the
last couple of weeks. So this whole getting into this
whole street thing about an esque blinged it out with
some low profile spinners, got a gold tooth being sealed
and cruising the hood, rolling up fatties and drinking crystal.
(37:10):
But you know, I discovered something. Being a gangster is expensive,
especially if you're not moving fifty thousand CDs a month.
I heard that. I mean, I've blown so much cash
trying to be Snoop Dogg. I'm down to my last
fifty cents.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
Out there.
Speaker 6 (37:26):
At this rate, I'll be lucky if I can buy
a bag of M and ms. I'm so broke. I
can't even afford a box of Chicken mc nuggets. Okay,
all right, all right, but hey, I do have good
news for you.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
Guys.
Speaker 6 (37:40):
Got a big gig coming up this Saturday morning.
Speaker 13 (37:42):
Oh yeah, all right, where my driveway.
Speaker 6 (37:45):
I'm having a yard sale. I need to unload a
blinged out escalade, half a bottle of crystal, and two
fatties go too.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
We had to get back to your Yeah, I.
Speaker 6 (37:56):
Thought you'd said that. Hey, listen, let's do the lunch
thing later. Have you on machine call by a machine.
But right now I feel like busting loose and I
feel like touching you can't nobody stop the juice. So baby,
tell me, what's the youth? I said it scared and
hide in here. So take off all your clothes. Chill,
take it.
Speaker 13 (38:17):
I am getting so hot I want to take my clothes.
Speaker 6 (38:23):
Anything. No.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
In fact, you kind of start to freak me out.
Speaker 6 (38:28):
A twinkle twinkle, baby, twinkle twinkle. Let me kind a
shout out to my boy Bobby and Jimbo. Holla, Hi,
this is Dolly Parton and.
Speaker 16 (38:46):
You're listening to the two biggest boobs in morning radio,
not mine, John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
Good Morning, there's a big showing a rainy Yeah, we
get you. Ward Burton's requis in going into the Rasion
Charlotte this weekend. Doug Rice joins us in minutes first. Oh, well,
look back at the recording session with John Boy and
Billy and war Award. You have your script there?
Speaker 12 (39:45):
Yeah, I do, Buddy?
Speaker 3 (39:46):
All right, okay, all right, let's go be ready to
jackuie rolling.
Speaker 5 (39:49):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 14 (39:51):
Hey, Billy, you know about Caterpillar right sure? The capt
NASCAR team won the Daytona five hundred. I'd love to
drive that car to work one day.
Speaker 12 (39:57):
How bad if you lead a driving up to me.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
Hey, here's Ward Burden days on the five hundred winner.
What brings you out of the cat race car?
Speaker 12 (40:03):
Well, there's folks at Carolina Tractor want me to tell you.
Tell everybody that they're giving away a brand new cat
skilled load them.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
What's the scoop on how I can win one?
Speaker 11 (40:11):
Ward?
Speaker 12 (40:12):
Just go to the website www dot cat skared steer
Ship cat stip loader dot com and go see that guy, over.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
There now, guy, that's all one word dot com. That's
all right, But where do you want to pick up
d again?
Speaker 5 (40:38):
I think we're going to go from the top, all right, going.
Speaker 12 (40:40):
From the top, going from the cops. I don't know.
I'll get this, okay. Just go to the website www.
Cat skierloader dot com or head over to the Carolina dealer.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
That's Cat skid Steerloader. It's all one word, right.
Speaker 12 (40:56):
Cats, cat skid steerloader. Y'all don't really make one of
them now.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
No, Actually that was just my next line. Are you
sure you can?
Speaker 6 (41:14):
Hell?
Speaker 12 (41:14):
No, that's why I just leave it at cat y'all
might want me to say my damn line and y'all.
Speaker 6 (41:22):
Go back to work.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
That's good, ready, Just put him.
Speaker 11 (41:29):
In cat skids, cat skid steerloader, all one word, that's right.
Speaker 12 (41:41):
You can sign on, check out all the features and
the new different cat skid steer models and resting for
a chance to win a new.
Speaker 5 (41:49):
One one more time.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
It's cat skid steerload.
Speaker 12 (41:51):
I can't say it. I trust I'll try to get
it right. For who's doing this recording, just.
Speaker 3 (42:02):
Just just just just say that cat skid steerloaded.
Speaker 5 (42:05):
Randy can put it in.
Speaker 12 (42:06):
Yes, I'm trying. How much y'all getting paid for this?
Speaker 3 (42:12):
I don't know as much as you.
Speaker 6 (42:14):
And your.
Speaker 11 (42:17):
Right?
Speaker 6 (42:17):
Here we go.
Speaker 12 (42:17):
I hope we aren't on live. No, just go to
the website www. Dot Cat Scars Steers Cats, Cat Scars steerloaded,
Cat skid deerloaded. All right, are you ready? That's right?
You can sign on and check out all the features
and the new cat skis cat. I'm gonna have to
(42:40):
stop waking up, surly, go working out.
Speaker 6 (42:42):
And go to speech.
Speaker 3 (42:47):
Sounds like you've been hanging out with a rusty wallets.
Speaker 12 (42:50):
Y'all got any coffee or something? Maybe it's speed up
my voice a little bit of all right, here we go. Well,
the folks at Carolina Tractor won't to tell everybody they're
giving away a brand new cat skid steer loader.
Speaker 3 (43:07):
We knew you could do it, and now you're saying
it perfect every time something saying it a lot.
Speaker 12 (43:15):
You see why I got sent to military schools and
summer schools and all kind of stuff. Thank you, Ward, Well,
thank y'all so much, And I'll try to drink some coffee.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
I caught college. Ain't time man.
Speaker 6 (43:28):
Thanks Ward, y'all
Speaker 12 (43:28):
Stay in touch cat skid.
Hey, it's to the nature bar Rick Flair, and we're
talking about the giant board village Big Show, I say,
the Big Show. And every morning they'd be styling and profiling.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Woo woo, woo woo.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Got a doodle doo up and out of home. It
is too Tuesday is September to thirty of mmm. That's
how it should be. Not a thun, not a kid.
It is Thursday, October the second, you know, if you
put anything up before already, especially first thing in the
morning when I'm really not sure what day it is.
(01:19):
All right, it was my fault. Okay, thank you, sorry
for claiming.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Read this what it says Tater would like a raise.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Tater would like a raise. Yay, all right, lift you
up here a little later then by man and they
all right, well let's see uh national days. Yeah, let's
zero in on October the second National Smarties Day, Yes,
the candy National Custodial Workers' Day. We had a cool
(01:50):
custodian bucking Graham High School. We called him Jeeves. No
idea what his name was, but he was cool. I
thought that was that was kind of classy. Jeeves. We
custodian in our high school.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
That seems a little fancy for he's like these kids,
and it was probably a nickname.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Yeah, I know, made it up. Yeah, is national? Name
your car day?
Speaker 6 (02:18):
Ever?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Name your car? Yeah, jeeves. My wife had a station
wagon named Floyd. Okay, let's say Fried's Collops Day National
Fried's Collars. Now you're talking babies, Yeah, big caravel in
the restaurants you think eating collars. I've told you all
this before a lot of times. It's shark meat because
(02:41):
sharks just like you know, pop it out like in
a little round deal, make it look like a scollop.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Well yeah, way it sounds like I mean, it seems
like they could sell it as shark meet and sell
it for more because it seems a little exoited.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Yeah, I don't know. Check it out. And also produce
sting day National pro produce missing like a in the
fancy grocery stores you want buy. They'll scare me to
that first time. But we got a leg over over
the letters in the broccoli.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
I walked by one and it went like like thunder,
I start missing it.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Yeah, man, a little cozy, all right, Well, we got
three dates in history saved up. That'll work for our
three categories and we're gonna get the winning beginning. We're awake,
Big Shows on the radio. Good morning, Big Shows on
the Radio. First prize pack one hundred and twenty dollars
worth of wonderful bull snot cleaning products. I'll tell you
(03:39):
what that glass cleaner got it going on. Man, I
was just made some glass clean I was cleaned everything.
Oh you got so fun? Oh I yell, come on
house do it. You can find bull snouting truck stops
across America or download that bull snot up when you
hit the Big Show dot com. Listen up right here.
Three days in history where we're gonna categories and you
(04:00):
some October. The second it was nineteen ninety four. At
age forty two, singer John Mellencamp confirmed he had suffered
a mild heart attack. Then he smoked four packs of
cigarettes a day and his cholesterol level was right around
three hundred yanks right. Pulled himself together after that mild
heart attack. Oh one, some fifteen South African robbers ambushed
(04:24):
a security van and escaped with one of three cash boxes,
the one that was empty. Nope, yeah, dog got it.
Police found the box open near Pretoria with an assortment
of picks, hammers and crowbars nearby a box of air
and then finally oh seven pop. Singer Britney Spears is
(04:45):
ordered to give her children to her ex husband Kevin Fetterline.
At her judge orders her to submit to alcohol and
drug testing and give up her joint custody privileging.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Man, how screwed up of a parent would you have
to be a give up your kids to fetter Line?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
So what caused us off the rail? For Brittany just
just got a wild.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Pressure from the pressure from the job you started too young.
Who knows?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
I think she was bipolar and all kinds of things
going on. Bless her heart. Leave Brittany alone.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Oh Britney? All right, dad? Well there's our three categories
one eight hundred. Big Show is your toll free line
across America. Let's get the winning beginning. We'll play next.
(05:49):
Good Morning, that's a Big Show on the radio. We're
rolling to your Thursday morning with our feature track from
the Big Show bit Box call the hoot all about
bow Bow. Then there's your key word intern hit the
mid box at the Big Show dot com. Upburst. Let's
(06:10):
play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win, John Boys.
Speaker 7 (06:16):
Billy to give the prizes from the big prize being.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Let's go make contested number one. This should really be
a lot of funks when you're.
Speaker 7 (06:28):
Playing upburst haveing r Biggest time you Love the best
time you love a big shots.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Let's say, hey, Charles from Milton, Florida, we have shuts up.
Good morning, Charles, Hey, good morning. How are you there?
You are we all good Mondy welcome in here, mongst us.
(06:58):
All right, dad, you'll get you through these three categories
and get you at bulls Not down to Florida. You
ready to go?
Speaker 8 (07:05):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Five seconds. Three things you can do for a healthy heart?
Ready go, eat.
Speaker 8 (07:14):
Well, exercise and find something the lower your stress level.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
A yeah, like the big show. We righty here boy,
it's now alright Charles. Give us three things that you
can rob for money?
Speaker 8 (07:29):
Ready, go, I'd say a bank, maybe a convenience store
or a person.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Yes, Charles, that would work, but don't do that now
for the win. Three jobs at random drug test? Ready go?
Speaker 8 (07:48):
I know the government, uh sure, construction and possibly healthcare
sure man.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Yes, I always want to get you to get that
bull Snot down the Milton till your boughty we do
the congratulations. We're jumping out, catching you up on your
new no week get our time, taps on the first
saying early Thursday's upn't it?
Speaker 9 (08:46):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billie Big Show,
the South's number one exports.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
And was talking earlier on entertainment news Stuff last week.
Lisa Lisa Marie was his daughter. Lisa Marinus the one asked,
what's so funny you forgot Presley? Yes, I don't know
(09:22):
why I started thinking in the middle of that. I
guess I jumped off on Priscilla Presley too. Yeah, so
her last name was Presley. All right, well, this is
what I was thinking about. Alleged celebrity son Elvis Presley
Junior is fifty years old. Now, we kind of kind
(09:43):
of hit on him a little bit when we were
talking about Elvis's kids.
Speaker 10 (09:48):
Hit on him.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
He doesn't mean the way you claim, no, because he's
the one that claims to be the son of Elvis.
There's several contradictory versions of his story. Nevertheless, he claims
of federal court awarded him his name legally after sufficient
documents and sworn testimonies represented to a judge. Among the
evidence allegedly presented where Elvis's last will and testament, a
(10:13):
paternal DNA test and documents proven that Elvis did indeed
have a son and the son was in fact born
out of wedlock. So he proved all that to a judge,
but still not believe in them. See the thing for
me is the first place I heard about it was
on this show. Yeah right away? Yeah, well, how do
(10:37):
you know our entertainment reporter didn't do well?
Speaker 6 (10:43):
Well?
Speaker 5 (10:43):
I think the part of the story that you should
draw suspicion is where it says he claims a federal
court awarded him.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
He claims to be the son of Elvis present.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
Nevertheless, he claims.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Ah, he does. He's claiming that. Yeah, we can blame anything.
He became pros like the guy at the copy machine. Yeah,
I went to court and cor Yeah, my driver's license,
Elvis Presley Junior. Did you know Elvis is misspelled?
Speaker 11 (11:15):
Sir?
Speaker 6 (11:17):
D MV.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
My name is Elvis? What's her? You should never try that.
I'm not going to ah anyway. And I did hear
something about that the funeral of Lisa Marie that she
known that she was close to passing on. Did y'all
hear any of that?
Speaker 4 (11:37):
I did not hear that.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Priscilla said that like her her eulogy, Della.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Heard her saw that decline.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Uh huh, And what you telling me? It was some
award show, this leap. She was there and then they
were saying.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Yeah, the Golden globes. Yeah, they were there for the
Elvis movie. And she was needing a lot of assistance
when she was standing out and walking around. And I
also saw a blip that they were making room for
her to be buried with her dad.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
Was that right?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
With her son? That's besides the sun.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Beside they lost the she lost her son because now
so that was her son that no, that was her son,
that his grandson.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Yeah, oh, you're making my head hurt me. I should
pay more attention to Tay. You're doing fine.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
No, this is what it sounds like around the water coolers.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
We're just chatting. Thank you, Marsa. All right, we'll keep
up the good work. Oh, thank you, John Boy and
Dilly bugs sting cut and you can have a big
what good morning, we'd yell dumb right, good morning. Gotta
(13:10):
make shawl the radio. Let's get this call. Hello, mag Joe.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
Well, good morning there, John Boy and Billy, and good
morning to haul are beloved friends at turn Radio land
As there's a reverend Billy Ray Collins from his sworda
Joshu were independent Photogush put a pennacostial assembly just off
State Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. Friends. I've
been having some trouble with my car lately, so I've
seen quite a bit of that old unsaved mechanic down.
Speaker 12 (13:36):
At the Buick place the other day.
Speaker 6 (13:38):
That one in there, and he says, oh, preacher, I
told my brother down in Georgia about you. He sent
you something out of the newspaper down there. He handed
it to me. I'm looking at The headline was sacred
name Seene in Avery Park family's shower tile. I said, oh,
here we go. Started reading the boy down in noon
(13:58):
and Georgia was taking him a shower one morning and
had a religious revelation right there in his bathroom. Says
here he looked down and the swirling pattern in his
stone shower Tiel appeared to spell out the name Jesus.
Well now, says Nick called his wife and said, look, honey,
(14:20):
I'm showering with Jesus says here he was raised a Presbyterian,
and he says he had to think real hard before
he told anybody else about his revelation. Yep, that sounds
like a Presbyterian anyway. Nick says, for now the tie
will remain in the shower stall, but the time may
(14:41):
come when he decides to put it in a place
where it could be viewed by the public. It's something special,
he says. If we decide it could benefit other people,
we might do it.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (14:54):
Onebelieving Greece monkey kind of chuckle to himself, says, what
you heard about that preacher? I said, well, I think
it's a bunch of holy fied horse pockets. He says,
what I thought you Bible beaters believed in all them
miracles and whatnot. I said, well, I do when it's
realins this here ain't nothing but a pigment of this
fella's imagination. Because anybody that say, honey, look I'm showering
(15:19):
with Jesus, I perceive he ain't real active in his church.
And the picture they took for the newspaper, it don't
even look like it spells out Jesus to me. I mean,
if you close one eye and squint real hard with
the other and you can almost make out the j
and the e rest of it looks kindly like soap scum.
(15:39):
Where's I about had it with all this religious relic nonsense.
Every time you turn around nowadays, somebody says they found
a peanut. It looks like the Virgin Marrier. They got
a door ding in the pickup truck in shape just
like Moses. Like finding the Lord is some kind of sanctified.
Speaker 13 (15:57):
Game of Where's Wald?
Speaker 6 (16:00):
Have you ever noticed with these soul called miracles, it
seems like the tension always goes to the sharer tile
or the doordning instead of the Lord. Oh but you
can show enough drawn crowd with that mess. All kind
of folks will turn out to see Saint Peter's face
on the side of a puff tart, you know who,
because they ain't got to worry about a puff tart.
(16:22):
Tell them it's time to turn from your wickedness. Hey,
you get all the thrills of religion when nobody ever
calls you a sinner? Well, ain't that convenient? That's why
folks watch on him so called religious drammers on television,
Hollywood holiness like you know, Highway to heaven and touched
by angel and what now? Tell you what for? A
(16:44):
bunch of folks is headed straight for hell. Hollywood showing
us love to talk about heaven, don't they now? Friends,
Don't get me wrong, I believe the Lord's got the
part to make miracles happen anytime he needs one too.
I just don't think the showers doll and some Georgia
Presbyterians bathroom is a place to go and looking for it.
(17:06):
You know, I was just reading a real good book
on religious miracles just this morning. I recommended, Holly, you
might have heard of it. It's called the Bible, and
the Bible says a wicked and adultorous generation seeketh after
a sign. Oh does that sound like anybody you know? Friends?
(17:26):
The Lord does want to reveal itself to you, but
he ain't burnt into the side of some English muffin
that's up for sale on the e day. Come let
it tell you how to find it for real. This
Sunday morning, at eleven o'clock a m at the Sword
of Joshua, Independent Full Gospel Pennecostal Assembly just off State
Road twenty three, all ld as here as a reverend
(17:48):
Billy Ray Collins reminding yous it's time to turn, so
you don't burn John Boy and Billy Yah, y'all keep
them straight up.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio.
Speaker 9 (18:03):
Well, well, well, you've obviously got nothing better to do. Well,
maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dial.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Aunt they won. Good morning, it's a big show on
(18:57):
the radio. And later this morning on track, would dog
rives those car's most popular driver, Chase Elliott Bunch of
his tickets for the next round of the playoffs racing
and Charlotte our hometown track attacking the roll full this
weekend road course racing? Is Charlotte having fun with it?
(19:19):
Boy Ward Burton, she was aspiring race car drivers. You
might need to attend his speeching school later this morning.
We'll find out what caused him to open it. We're
doing a little backwards fun with Ward all morning long.
Speaker 14 (19:37):
You're an natural old race car driver. You've got the skills,
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Speaker 3 (21:25):
Good morning, big shows onto radio coming up. We played
John Boy Jeopardy. Well, here's a man been waiting on
this morning? Is it is Trans Siberian Orchestra tour time?
As we head towards Christmas twenty twenty five, look far
to talking to Jeff Played, American heavy metal drummer who's
been a member of Sabathid since ninety four as a member,
(21:46):
of course of the Trans Siberian Orchestra, former member of
Medal Church from six to the breakup to nine and
again from the reunion from twelve to seventeen. Man, this
is the dude right here. See him plaguing old him skills.
I'm looking forward to the December thirteenth concert in Charlotte,
North Carolina. Person, Good morning, mister Jeff Played. How are you, Jeff?
Speaker 8 (22:10):
I'm doing great.
Speaker 17 (22:11):
Thank you for that grand intro.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
I love that you are the man. You are the
man so hanging in there, Jeff, So you've been the
TSO's drummer, an original member of the group. You know,
we always like to remember Paul O'Neill when he first
came in a studio talking about this and wow, did
you ever imagine, maybe you did, Jeff, that it would
(22:34):
grow so big as you guys are now.
Speaker 17 (22:39):
No, I don't think, you know, honestly, I think out
of the group of people that were involved, Paul was
the only one who really knew that this thing was
going to become this successful. He was he had the belief,
but he also had the energy to make it happen.
And I know you've probably spoken with him before. There
(23:00):
was nobody more dedicated to this project, or to any
project that I can recall, than Paul. You know, he
was TSO's biggest fan. He loved everything about it. And
I mean I remember being in Sabotage when we first
recorded Christmas Eve SERAEVO, and there was there was a
lot of a scratch in our heads, but Paul was
(23:21):
you know, he was committed. He was full steam ahead.
And here we are thirty years later and this is
still just still this juggernaut that we're a part of,
and I'm just so so thrilled and thankful to be
a part of it.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
No kid, man, Well, y'all. Trans Dashed Siberian dot Com
is the website you find out when they're going to
be near you, taking information Facebook of course, at TSO, Instagram,
at Trans Siberian Orchestra. Jeff plate Willison we're talking about, Jeff.
Tours have become a holiday tradition with countless fans, multiple generations.
(23:56):
And you know, for the first time, I got a
grandson now looking for had taken him to his first
TSO show this year. Man, And you see that old
dudes like me, you know, kids running around. That's awesome.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
It's generational you and then you took your kids, and
now they're taking their kids.
Speaker 6 (24:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (24:14):
Hey, that's that's how this thing keeps growing. And in
respect to that too, we are we are bringing back
the autograph line again this year. Ever, ever since COVID,
we had to sideline that. But this year I think
things are things are safe enough for us to bring
that back. But you know, you mentioned you mentioned young kids.
You know, when we first started doing this around the
(24:36):
year two thousand, there were these kids that came through
the line that now they're adults and they're bringing their
own kids. You know you mentioned, you mentioned you're bringing
your grandkid. It's it's really as I said, this is
why this thing keeps growing. This is why it's so
successful every year and every year I sit on their
drum stage, I look at the audience and it is
children to grandparents to everybody in between. And you know,
(25:00):
this is exactly what Paul wanted to achieve, was to
create something for everybody. And you know, people keep coming
back every year.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
And you can go every year and it's changed up,
but yet your favorites are still played. And that's that's
one of the my friends, my group of friends that
when we go, that's what we love about it is
that the things that we love about her are still there.
But then we also were seeing something new.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
And that's neat because this tour too, Jeff, I mean
Ghost of Christmas Eve, the best of TSO and more,
it's all new. Show promises me the biggest and best
tour to date as well. I mean, that's that's wild.
And then a lot of us love the TSO music.
You want to take some home and celebration of the
twenty fifth anniversary of TSO was acclaimed non Christmas rock opera.
(25:45):
Beethoven's Last Night has been released on vinyl for the
first time. So as now, well, how about this busy.
Speaker 17 (25:55):
The vinyl is something that everybody really, I mean us
old school people, you know, when we used to get
that record and open it up and read all of
the credits and the lighter notes and the artwork, and
there was just something fascinating about that. So it's really
cool that Bey Thomas Last Night is getting that treatment also.
But yeah, we're gonna do a segment in the second
(26:17):
half of the show that's going to highlight that album,
and I think we're gonna be playing some songs that
we've never played during the Winter tour before, so there's
gonna be something new for all of us.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
All right, Well, make sure you get to the show
when TSO is near you trans dash Siberian dot Com.
All you need, Jeff travel Save Buddy. Can't wait to
see you. Pound them skins, Buddy, We love you, Thank.
Speaker 17 (26:40):
You man, great talking to you.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Take care all right, Boddy, good deal? All right, Dan?
About time, about time, so believe it? Yeah, all right, Dan,
Well let's play John boyd Jump in the game, shall
we need to review yesterday's question? We found out, despite
having a very limited and very specific purpose, the average
American woman will have accumulated three of these by the
(27:04):
time she turns thirty five.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
What her bride'smaid dresses?
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Brides maids with the bride. It's fun while all of
y'all friends getting married. For you, it was your long weeds. Hey,
I was just that main girl. That's how I was playing.
Hote Are you looking at me?
Speaker 5 (27:22):
I think Siri heurd her? Did you see her phone?
In the selfie camp came in today's John Boy Jeopardy.
According to a survey by you gov dot com, most
Americans meals are eating at home. Fifty one percent admit
they have gotten off the couch and are eating at
their kitchen or dining room tables, but twenty percent of
(27:46):
their meals are now eating here.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
What is in their mom's basement?
Speaker 3 (27:52):
It's nice cool, What y'all got? One eight hundred Big
show you told free line, We go to We get
the Winter. We play John Boy Jepardy in that Big life.
(28:26):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio. We're
rolling to you early Thursday morning. Our future track from
the Big Show, Big Box called a horde about bow
bowl in turn keyword in turn the Big Box at
the Big Show dot com and right now let's lie
(28:47):
yes live across America.
Speaker 5 (28:49):
It's Tama Japan.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Wow.
Speaker 13 (28:50):
Wow, why now.
Speaker 15 (28:51):
Your host he's trying to eat better. I mean last
night he had just a fruit salad. Well, it's mostly grapes. Okay,
it was all grapes, fermented grapes. Alrighty with wine?
Speaker 6 (29:03):
Are you happy?
Speaker 3 (29:04):
He turn boy?
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Have you?
Speaker 3 (29:06):
And yes, as they had a Richard at a Baymanette, Alabama.
Good morning, Richard, Good morning, John Boy. Hello, buddy, Ahi, Reggie,
you got first shot at it this morning. Let's jump
in here. According to a survey by you gov dot com,
most Americans meals are eating at home, and fifty one
(29:27):
percent admit that they have gotten off the couch and
are eating at their kitchen or dining room tables. But
twenty percent of their meals are now eating here, John boy,
I'm gonna have to go with their vehicle. Okay, Well
let's see if you got it. Show us here a
vehicle today. Look at you, Reggie and touchdown and bamon
(29:54):
at Alabama. So kitchen table eating at home fifty.
Speaker 5 (30:01):
I was surprised about that, but then you read further
into the surveys because they have their smart devices.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Okay, so number two couch or recliner while watching TV,
I said, twenty five percent. Number three of their cars,
we said, and then at their desk is a three
percent that says, oh, just eat wherever you are. That's
what I do. It's pretty good. Yeah, Richard, you got
the big old blue em you prize pack. Head down
(30:29):
to Baymanette. Congratulations, buddy, thank you very much. Joe boy.
Speaker 10 (30:34):
Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 3 (30:35):
You go ahead.
Speaker 10 (30:36):
I got to give a shout out to my wife Dale,
and I alsold the second shout out. And see you
guys for playing stuff on here, good music and keeping
us laughing for all these years.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
All right there, rich appreciate you, buddy. Hang on for
our girls. Tag then how many hours top of your news?
More ward Burton fun, all.
Speaker 8 (31:06):
Right, funy'll all right, I am.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
H D morning. That's a big sea on the radio
(31:50):
one with the Burton Boys, Wars and Jemp and it
going on our money.
Speaker 6 (31:59):
I bot this dude in it.
Speaker 7 (32:03):
Everybody says, Dale is gonna get fine heavy if he
keeps rough driving that good wrench Chevy. Well, have you
heard the story about the NASCAR Race of Forts and
Chevyes were setting the pace with the man to beat.
I'm here to say it was driving that number three
Chevalry Legs. He's a man in black. His name is Dale.
(32:26):
He's fastest, lightning and mean his hair, and he ain't
afraid to bumping the grind if it means he can
leave your butt behind. It's around eighteen times at Dayton
on the beach with the five hundred hangs just out
of his reach. He's the best there is from all reports.
But he's the Susan Lucci of motor sports. He gotta
beat this year by old Dale Jared, but he always
seems to grin and barret. He meets his breast, big
(32:47):
smile on his face and backs up his heads for
next week's race. It was February at rocking Ham and
that good wretch King was ready to jam at number three,
moving through the field as that big iron head refused
to yield coming out of turn for with a sight
(33:10):
to see he was blue and red and forty three.
But Earn Hart gave that Chevy the gas and number
three moved up to fast. Petty's man says, hold on, friend.
He passed that number three again. Then earn Hart said, hey,
watch this gal STP card and tagged the wall Bobby
jam the break's tired squeal that he found himself way
(33:30):
back in the field. The car stayed out, But it
wasn't the fact that that Pontiac drove like a Chande attractor.
The man in black. He clipped along and drove like
he could do no wrong. He took the flag and
pumped his fist. Petty's fans were trilling, pissed.
Speaker 6 (33:53):
The press.
Speaker 7 (33:53):
Gardale in victory Lane and asked if he could please explain,
and Dale said, I was racing hard. I don't know
what else to your part. All the crew at STP
was just about as mad as mad could be. Lots
of folks seem real surprise that three cards didn't get penalized,
but NASCAR says it was just hard racing and not
(34:14):
some kind of stuff you're facing. I guess some guys
have all luck and sometimes life just seems to suck. Well,
Richard Petty is still the king, and I don't know much,
but I know one thing, Dale Earnhart's gonna get to
find heavy if he keeps bluff driving that food ranch Chevy.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
You know, good morning. This makes ya on the radio
(35:06):
world to do your Thursday October the second, about twenty
minutes away, my man dog Rice getting rid of a
racing at THEOVO shot him on the speedway. Jays Elliott
punches in his ticket on the next round in the playoff,
Got Doug?
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Come on now?
Speaker 3 (35:25):
Say who's on the desk and red.
Speaker 13 (35:26):
Hot Yah yah ya, Joe. Hip Hop Turning Incorporated. Good this,
y'all all, that's your party. Diftle look wove o Bears
because they are asizle to turn a thang out. You
know he ain't playing hot piece be the cheapest. You
know what I'm saying off of Jimmy dis here the learmy.
So whip that your voosa and hold off a merry
(35:48):
peepid as you say.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
Hip Hop Talent Incorporated.
Speaker 13 (35:53):
You know that's real. What's that my nippers.
Speaker 6 (35:57):
Going on?
Speaker 13 (35:58):
Just chilling like a you heard.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Oh see, I'm not sure this hip hop thing is
really you.
Speaker 13 (36:05):
Yes, dude, That's what I've been trying to tell Murray.
But he says the agency needs a hipper immage.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Well, how's that going not too good. Hell, well, there's
a Sugar Diddy in the all this.
Speaker 13 (36:17):
Hold on, I'll ax him, hy J Boy and b
Dog too. Hey, don't shake that in my grill. You
fringing the drawback? Enough?
Speaker 6 (36:29):
Hold on, gee he coming yo, Yo, Jimbo? What up?
Bowie Urry.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
I don't think it's Hip hop Talent Incorporated. Gammick is
working for you.
Speaker 6 (36:39):
Man. Come on now, why you want to hate on
me like that.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
I'm not he with tight yo, You're not even clothes.
Speaker 6 (36:47):
Yeah, you're right. I don't know what I was thinking.
I'm not a thug. I'm a fifty five year old
Jewish guy. You know, it has been fun in the
last couple of weeks. So this whole getting into this
whole street thing about an esque blinged it out with
some low profile spinners, got a gold tooth being sealed
and cruising the hood, rolling up fatties and drinking crystal.
(37:10):
But you know, I discovered something. Being a gangster is expensive,
especially if you're not moving fifty thousand CDs a month.
I heard that. I mean, I've blown so much cash
trying to be Snoop Dogg. I'm down to my last
fifty cents.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
Out there.
Speaker 6 (37:26):
At this rate, I'll be lucky if I can buy
a bag of M and ms. I'm so broke. I
can't even afford a box of Chicken mc nuggets. Okay,
all right, all right, but hey, I do have good
news for you.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
Guys.
Speaker 6 (37:40):
Got a big gig coming up this Saturday morning.
Speaker 13 (37:42):
Oh yeah, all right, where my driveway.
Speaker 6 (37:45):
I'm having a yard sale. I need to unload a
blinged out escalade, half a bottle of crystal, and two
fatties go too.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
We had to get back to your Yeah, I.
Speaker 6 (37:56):
Thought you'd said that. Hey, listen, let's do the lunch
thing later. Have you on machine call by a machine.
But right now I feel like busting loose and I
feel like touching you can't nobody stop the juice. So baby,
tell me, what's the youth? I said it scared and
hide in here. So take off all your clothes. Chill,
take it.
Speaker 13 (38:17):
I am getting so hot I want to take my clothes.
Speaker 6 (38:23):
Anything. No.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
In fact, you kind of start to freak me out.
Speaker 6 (38:28):
A twinkle twinkle, baby, twinkle twinkle. Let me kind a
shout out to my boy Bobby and Jimbo. Holla, Hi,
this is Dolly Parton and.
Speaker 16 (38:46):
You're listening to the two biggest boobs in morning radio,
not mine, John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
Good Morning, there's a big showing a rainy Yeah, we
get you. Ward Burton's requis in going into the Rasion
Charlotte this weekend. Doug Rice joins us in minutes first. Oh, well,
look back at the recording session with John Boy and
Billy and war Award. You have your script there?
Speaker 12 (39:45):
Yeah, I do, Buddy?
Speaker 3 (39:46):
All right, okay, all right, let's go be ready to
jackuie rolling.
Speaker 5 (39:49):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 14 (39:51):
Hey, Billy, you know about Caterpillar right sure? The capt
NASCAR team won the Daytona five hundred. I'd love to
drive that car to work one day.
Speaker 12 (39:57):
How bad if you lead a driving up to me.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
Hey, here's Ward Burden days on the five hundred winner.
What brings you out of the cat race car?
Speaker 12 (40:03):
Well, there's folks at Carolina Tractor want me to tell you.
Tell everybody that they're giving away a brand new cat
skilled load them.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
What's the scoop on how I can win one?
Speaker 11 (40:11):
Ward?
Speaker 12 (40:12):
Just go to the website www dot cat skared steer
Ship cat stip loader dot com and go see that guy, over.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
There now, guy, that's all one word dot com. That's
all right, But where do you want to pick up
d again?
Speaker 5 (40:38):
I think we're going to go from the top, all right, going.
Speaker 12 (40:40):
From the top, going from the cops. I don't know.
I'll get this, okay. Just go to the website www.
Cat skierloader dot com or head over to the Carolina dealer.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
That's Cat skid Steerloader. It's all one word, right.
Speaker 12 (40:56):
Cats, cat skid steerloader. Y'all don't really make one of
them now.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
No, Actually that was just my next line. Are you
sure you can?
Speaker 6 (41:14):
Hell?
Speaker 12 (41:14):
No, that's why I just leave it at cat y'all
might want me to say my damn line and y'all.
Speaker 6 (41:22):
Go back to work.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
That's good, ready, Just put him.
Speaker 11 (41:29):
In cat skids, cat skid steerloader, all one word, that's right.
Speaker 12 (41:41):
You can sign on, check out all the features and
the new different cat skid steer models and resting for
a chance to win a new.
Speaker 5 (41:49):
One one more time.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
It's cat skid steerload.
Speaker 12 (41:51):
I can't say it. I trust I'll try to get
it right. For who's doing this recording, just.
Speaker 3 (42:02):
Just just just just say that cat skid steerloaded.
Speaker 5 (42:05):
Randy can put it in.
Speaker 12 (42:06):
Yes, I'm trying. How much y'all getting paid for this?
Speaker 3 (42:12):
I don't know as much as you.
Speaker 6 (42:14):
And your.
Speaker 11 (42:17):
Right?
Speaker 6 (42:17):
Here we go.
Speaker 12 (42:17):
I hope we aren't on live. No, just go to
the website www. Dot Cat Scars Steers Cats, Cat Scars steerloaded,
Cat skid deerloaded. All right, are you ready? That's right?
You can sign on and check out all the features
and the new cat skis cat. I'm gonna have to
(42:40):
stop waking up, surly, go working out.
Speaker 6 (42:42):
And go to speech.
Speaker 3 (42:47):
Sounds like you've been hanging out with a rusty wallets.
Speaker 12 (42:50):
Y'all got any coffee or something? Maybe it's speed up
my voice a little bit of all right, here we go. Well,
the folks at Carolina Tractor won't to tell everybody they're
giving away a brand new cat skid steer loader.
Speaker 3 (43:07):
We knew you could do it, and now you're saying
it perfect every time something saying it a lot.
Speaker 12 (43:15):
You see why I got sent to military schools and
summer schools and all kind of stuff. Thank you, Ward, Well,
thank y'all so much, And I'll try to drink some coffee.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
I caught college. Ain't time man.
Speaker 6 (43:28):
Thanks Ward, y'all
Speaker 12 (43:28):
Stay in touch cat skid.
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