September 5, 2024 • 37 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll give the lost first episode of Dingo Boy another spin.. - The Bird Girl raps about the Big Show.. - Murray says the new Press Kits are getting some major nibbles in Hollywood.. - NASCAR is heading into the playoff opener in Hotlanta this weekend - Doug Rice fills us in on the wildcard effect set to take place.. - Marci jumps into a new edition of Tatertainment News.. - and we’ll look at what could have been with “O’Brother Where Art Thou” - The Musical..
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
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You probably know him better as a Jumbo and Barney.
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John Boy and Billy. It's on the Big Show.
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two hundred and forty ninth day of twenty twenty four.
We working my little quick mouth. One hundred and seventeen
days left until the year twenty twenty five. In the
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Wow.
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some women in bikinas. Yeah, the sports illustrated swimsuit of it.
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Sh'll sell a lot of magazines during this time, and.
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rugby player is going to be on it?
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Aired on ABC and not a moment too soon.
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Dick Clark's American Bandstand was canceled.
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Thirty years y'all remember just.
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Watch that growing up as a teenage on Saturday afternoon.
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Sure sister had to watch it. I had a neighbor
that made it.
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(11:07):
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Yesterday's feature track from The Big Bugs, the first episode
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Speaker 14 (11:42):
Randy Tata Salad, Crazy Pollock Man. Hey Jackie, how you
doing that? Boo boo boo. Please to be with y'all
this morning here on the large broadcast, Mississinca, I wanted
to tell me to you girls, the Blessed Hope Ladies
Bible Study getting ready to start up again next week.
She came to them the other day, said they want
to change the time from Tuesday morning to Tuesday evening.
(12:05):
Said a lot of women at the church say they're
too busy during the day, but if we could do
it in the evening after the husbands get home to
watch kids, that work better for them. I said, well,
I don't know what time you talking about, daugh it.
She said, seven to nine pm. I said, whoa, I
ain't too sure about that. You know, it's a lot
of strange people running around here at night. She said, Ernie,
calm down, I know how to take care of myself.
(12:27):
I said, all right, let me ask you this. Say
you coming out of the church one night at nine
o'clock and there's some more crazy fool out there in
the pocket lot with evil intentions.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
What would you do? She said?
Speaker 14 (12:39):
Well, first thing I do is reach down to pull
my skirt up and show him my legs. I said,
what he said, yeah, And then I stand there till
he made his move. I said, woman, where are you
gonna do that for? She said, cause I figured I
can run a whole lot faster with my skirt pulled up.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
And he came with his breeches around his.
Speaker 14 (12:58):
Eyes, going short, Ladies, Donald study will be next Tuesday,
seven and nine pm.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
For you see that right now? A crazy food and
I just met up. We had had in the big
show parking lot.
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Ladies and gentlemen, here it is good.
Speaker 15 (13:13):
Hi, thank everybody. Turn that Joba be our whole gag.
I tell y'all almost didn't make it here this morning.
I had a night there about two o'clock last night
scared me some bad. I didn't get away or sleep
the whole rest of the night. It's plub awful.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
What was it? Well? I dreamed, I.
Speaker 15 (13:28):
Was old the beach out in Hawaii, beautiful day, sun shined,
nice breeze blowing off the ocean, and the world finals
of the Best Hawaiian Tropic Bikiti Contest.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
What's going old right there.
Speaker 11 (13:41):
On the beach?
Speaker 16 (13:42):
Say what?
Speaker 15 (13:42):
Twenty four beautiful baby dolls? Where the tedious bikities? You
ever saw it?
Speaker 7 (13:47):
You live?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
What's so awful about that? That's the third one from
the end on the right head side.
Speaker 9 (13:54):
I know what?
Speaker 15 (13:55):
By fuck lord, it's all salesman checks in the hotels.
These two women at the bar, they sitting side by side.
They dressed exactly a lot.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Now.
Speaker 15 (14:04):
One of them's kind of played it holy, but the
other one is the most beautiful girl he's ever seen.
Guy sits down next to the good looking and says, mayam,
let me buy you and your friend to dread. She says,
we're not friends, we're sisters. So guy hits it off
with the party. What he's trying to figure out how
to get rid of her ugly sister. Finally, he says, sweetie,
(14:25):
I sure would like to invite you up to my room.
Tell you's sister. You'll catch up with her later. What
party says, I can't do that, he said, Why, I says,
or where Siamese twins? God looks now. Sure enough, two
gals are joined at the hill. Well, the ugly sister
leaves over, says, hey, it ain't no problem. I'll go
along with you. This happens to us all the time. Well,
(14:47):
guy's had a few. The other sisters so good looking
that well he agrees us. So the three of them
go upstairs. Guy says, well, this is kind of awkward.
Ugly sister says no, no, let's have a seat on
the house. Now, you pull that top sheet off the
bed and hand.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
It to me. Do you like music?
Speaker 15 (15:05):
Well, she pulls a har Modica out of her pocket book.
It says, you too, have fun. I'm gonna put the
sheet over my head and played by Harbottle. Well, about
an hour later, two girls get up head back home.
Well it was six months later. A sister is walking
down a street in front the same hotel day see
the business man walking out in the front door party. Says, look, Sidney,
(15:26):
there's that guy we bet at the bar at night.
Let's go say hello. What other sister says, well, do
you think he'd remember us?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
I tell that one it's a good I might tell
the giin No, come on, let's get out of here.
We down, we go. How they friends? You're listening to
the John Boy and Billie Big Show.
Speaker 15 (15:56):
Hey, if he's two idiots from North Carolina can have
this much success, maybe they're still hope for you, brother
in law.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Your Thursday morning, there's a big seen the radio away
fish in summertime. Yeah, we got the twenty second September
to go board. Hey, look at John Moore's wonderful thing
giveaway number one hundred and seventeen an unused collectible ticket
from the two thousand Legends of Darlington.
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Budd Old Day, autographed by David Pearson.
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Congratulations to Chase Briscoe driving a number fourteen Stoart hass
Ford at one Darlington on Sunday. Chase's first victory of
the year gets him in the playhowks They begin in
Atlanta this weekend? Then we got dog Rice coming up
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a little later on the Big Show. We'll get a
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Speaker 2 (18:07):
Here's your request.
Speaker 7 (18:15):
Found by wild Dingoes and he outback. They lived in
His parents had been murdered, and now Dingoes are his kids.
Dingo's taught him hunting, and Dingo's taught him pride. Dingos
made his.
Speaker 11 (18:26):
Diapers out of gopher hide.
Speaker 7 (18:28):
Run on, Jingo Boy, Run on, Dingo boy, Jingo Boy,
Run on Jingo.
Speaker 11 (18:45):
What are you doing here, Dingo boy? Me searching for
a man who killed parents.
Speaker 17 (18:51):
Well he not in his pub mm need water? Then
you know we don't serve your kind here, Dingo boy, you.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Can have some of mine you get here.
Speaker 8 (19:06):
He looked like.
Speaker 17 (19:09):
Half name hit Dingo boy, Dingo boy, I like it.
Speaker 11 (19:15):
The meat bucks.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Watch out, he's got a knife.
Speaker 11 (19:19):
Hello, you killed him, Dingo boy. You'll hang for this.
Help please? Why Dingo Dingo Boy must flee ting me
(19:40):
with you? Dingle Boy, I cannot, but I love you,
Dingle Boy, Dingo Boy, well consoled elders in dream sequence.
Speaker 10 (19:50):
Dingle Boy, Dingle Boy, yours is a solitary journey filled
with much danger.
Speaker 17 (20:03):
You must go alone alone, all it been decided. I
go alone.
Speaker 11 (20:16):
Are you sure I give a hell of a belly rup?
Speaker 7 (20:20):
Oh? Yeah, a boy and joy it's good.
Speaker 11 (20:34):
Yes, you will be my bitch. Let's get out of here.
Speaker 7 (20:37):
Run long, Jingle Boy, Run long, Dingle Boy, Dingle Boy,
run on, Dingle Boy.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Yeah, so what do you think?
Speaker 11 (20:55):
I got a rubber.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Now you'll be saying, oh the rest of the day
like that. Well, let's play John boyd Jeopardy Review. Yesterday's question.
We found out tomatoes were reclassified as a fruit from
a vet. No, it was reclassified as a vegetable from
a fruit. Yeah, the whole thing's based on lies I
(21:18):
found out. Yes, Okay, today is John Boy Jeopardy By
the way, tomatoes?
Speaker 8 (21:25):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Like I said, the world's tallest building is located in Dubai.
That's just over two thousand, seven hundred and sixteen feet.
It's so tall. You see this occur twice on the
same day, first from the base of the building and
then take the elevator up to the top and see
it again.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
What is someone peeing off the roads? Your guess? The
only answer for everything? Watching you? Okay, what y'all got?
Speaker 3 (21:54):
What eight hundred Big Show you told free line across America.
We played John Boy Jeopardy Next. Good Thursday Morning, Big
(22:27):
Show's All Radio. Today's feature track from the Big Show,
Big Box, Old Brother Where art thou the musical chearch
for keywords musical brother man.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
This is funny.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Check it out when you hit the Big Box at
the Big Shows dot Com brought you by the Bank
of America Rover four hundred Sunday, October thirteenth.
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That's Charlamare Speedway. They're right now.
Speaker 6 (22:51):
Let's play Yes Live across America.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
It's John Boy jubbedy. Oh and now your host.
Speaker 6 (22:59):
He was elected leader of this outfit because well he
was the one with the.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Capacity for abstract fault. I voted for yours, true, John Boyd.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
That's ahead of Mike gott to MCEU and Tennessee. Good morning, Mike,
Good morning, Hey buddy, welcome you got the first shot
at John Boydjemity this morning. Let's see if our early
bird can grab the worm. Okay, Mike, So the world's
tallest building located in Dubai is very tall. You see
(23:34):
this occur twice on the same day, first from the
base of the building and then take the elevator up
to the top and see it again.
Speaker 11 (23:41):
What is it, Mike, we'll buy sun set it.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Well, let's see is it sunset? Yes, it is?
Speaker 3 (23:53):
I wonder about would work with any buildings. Also got
trees you know, to get up. You can get pretty
high for that. All right, Well, good work there, y'all.
Let us know how that works next time you in Dubai. Mike,
you got the big old load Tiger's prize package headed
over tom Chuan for you. Thank you, brother, got it,
my boy, we're talking about tall Bill one of the
(24:18):
bird family just flew in our window here on the
third floor.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
We don't have a bird, said.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
We got a bird, girl, bird man, all kind.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Of bird stuff after he knews. Good morning and it's
(25:05):
a big shong on the radio. Oh yes, we.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Have many different people on our big show about the
rap masters right here. As with spot like the bird family, oh.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
John Boy Billy, everything is going to be all right,
John Boy Billy, you know you are the best. Come
on now, clap your hands, sing along with us because
we are the rap Masters, the bird Man Singer, Kelly Rappers.
You have different people on your big show.
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For the more.
Speaker 13 (25:37):
They're the rock and roll station ten years and coming more.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Good morning, that's make Sea on the radio.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
All right, it was over our agent's office first thing
this morning.
Speaker 14 (26:19):
I mean, hello, Red Hotel Cooklyn.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Hey, this is mister Pasto. No, this is Joan Boynbelly.
Speaker 16 (26:25):
Here, will excuse me while I boogoloo.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Uh say yours chipper as always.
Speaker 14 (26:31):
Hey, don't start me, curly.
Speaker 16 (26:33):
It's that time of the month. You mean you're pay day,
don't I pray to the shirt? Did you think you're
calling America's Hottest life chaplain?
Speaker 2 (26:43):
I just want to jack in with Murray.
Speaker 14 (26:46):
Sorry, baby, he's out in La closing a deal with
George Clooney.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Really no, not really.
Speaker 14 (26:53):
Actually he appears to be picking his nose and coming
to the new issue of Playboy.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
You know, maybe that's why he's not closing the deal
with George Gloody.
Speaker 16 (27:02):
Could be Hey, asking yourself. I'm paging for you.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Hey, nugget by finger out music to push line too.
Speaker 14 (27:10):
Jimbo and Bobby?
Speaker 15 (27:12):
What all?
Speaker 16 (27:14):
Oh, please be right with you?
Speaker 10 (27:15):
Thank you?
Speaker 16 (27:17):
Hello Jimbo minute Yeah, hey, mad big news. We just
made up some brand new Jimbo and Bobby press kits,
and yesterday one of them got me a major nibble.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Really what happened?
Speaker 16 (27:29):
Well, I paid a little visit to our friends at
Soapstone Pictures.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Soap Stone Pictures, Ah.
Speaker 16 (27:35):
You've heard of them?
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Not really?
Speaker 16 (27:37):
Well, it's a small regional studio. The head guy's an
old friend of mine. I went by his office to
drop your kid off personally, and and his secretary is
this really hot little redhead named Susie. We got to
talking in the lobby, you know, one thing led to another,
and well I've got a date with her this Friday night.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Well good for you. So anyway, what about our press kid?
Speaker 16 (28:00):
Uh press kitt Oh? I forgot to show it to
the guy you are. I guess they just got so
wrapped up talking to Tuesday it kind of slipped my mind.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
I thought you said we got a major nibble.
Speaker 16 (28:08):
I did.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
From Susie's tempical.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Are you're supposed to be working for us, Murray, turns
out you're just looking out for yourself as usual. You
don't spend five minutes a day thinking about our career.
I bet you don't even listen to the show.
Speaker 16 (28:23):
Oh that's not true. In fact, I listened to your
show every single day last week.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
All right, tell me some of the stuff you heard.
Speaker 16 (28:30):
Well, let's see you interviewed that guy.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
What guy?
Speaker 16 (28:34):
That the race car guy? Which one the one that
drives the race car? And you had that uh comedy
guy on too? Which one the one that's got the
new album? Or maybe it was a DVD?
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Uh huh? What else?
Speaker 16 (28:49):
Well, let's see you uh oh, oh you did that thing?
Speaker 2 (28:52):
What page?
Speaker 16 (28:52):
You know that thing, you know, the one you thought
was really great and everybody else fault was kind of dumb.
But they all played along and you thought they were
laughing with you, But they're really laughing at you.
Speaker 7 (29:02):
Huh ha.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Well that's probably just a luggy.
Speaker 16 (29:05):
Yes, Timbo relaxed, babe. Everything's gonna work out fine. Give
the new press kits a chance to work their magic.
Were you, Murray.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
We've been on your client list for twenty five years.
You've never once come through with a big deal.
Speaker 16 (29:18):
For Oyoh, back it down a nuts, babe. You're never
gonna land the big time gig. If you're always looking
that doc pissed off at the world thing.
Speaker 11 (29:25):
It's not the world.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
It's just one person in particular.
Speaker 16 (29:28):
Oh really who uh see?
Speaker 3 (29:30):
If you can guess, all right, it's the person who's
made a living for years trading on my good name,
the one who's supposed to have my best interest at heart,
but lets me down every time.
Speaker 16 (29:41):
Oh I get it, Bobby, huh you know just the
meaning me. I knew that guy was gonna be trouble
from the very beginning. Let's a date. Let's do a
private meeting later. We'll hash it all out in the meantime,
just to act like nothing's wrong. What so Yeah, I'll
get back to you on that. I think it's gonna
work out. Break, Let's do an interesting later. Have you
(30:01):
on a machine called my machine and give my love
to my best out Bobby. That's Billy, I'm told, And Jimbo,
why call me go golly call?
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four dear on the Big Show with our man Doug
Rice and kicking off the playoffs called in the Accent
on the Performance Racing Network this weekend in Atlanta. Good morning, Doug.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
Good morning John Boy. Thanks a bunch. I don't know
that we could have had a much more dramatic race
to finish out the regular season with in the Southern
five hundred. Lots of drama, action, passing. Sometimes people were
in the playoffs, sometimes they were out.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
At the end.
Speaker 5 (33:22):
We get a new winner and Chase Briscoe, who made
a great move late in the race pass three cars
in one swoop, got to the front. Only the second
win in his career first this year and gives us
a new playoff driver.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Man, how about that. That's one of those wild cards
you've been talking about. Yeah, every nine and then you
draw one.
Speaker 5 (33:42):
I mean, you look at the last two races Daytona
not surprising. You get a new winner down there in
Harrison Burton, the guy who was thirty fourth in points,
comes on. And then Chase Briscoe racing for Stuart Hass
a team that is effectively going out of business at
the end of this year, and he gets a win
and goes to the playoffs. And then that means that
(34:03):
only a couple of people make it in on points.
Ty Gibbs gets in without winning a race this year,
and Martin Truex Junior, who for a long time during
that race it didn't look like Truex was gonna make
the cut because he crashed and only completed two laps.
They had to set there the entire race to see
if he had enough to hang on and get in.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
Wow, has got to be tough, olding boys the worst
in tastes an area when you ain't a thing you
can do about it either, but it.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Does set their watch.
Speaker 5 (34:33):
And for these big teams, there was a lot of pressure.
I mean, Martin Truex Junior is expected to make the playoffs.
He did, so is Ross chest Hat, so is Bubba Wallace.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
They did not. They didn't win this year.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
Bubba got really really close to the end, but they
didn't cut it. So you know they'll be in the
last ten races of the year, but they don't. They
don't have a chance for the title. And by the way,
you know, you get another guy that comes in and wins.
Tyler Reddick wins the regular season. He beats Kyle Larson
the regular season titled by one point.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
Kyle Larson missed the race.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
He wasn't at the Coca Cola sixth that's Ride Ride Point.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Man, and Michael Jordan was there at the racetrack. As
you know, he loves the sport, he loves owning that team. Man,
that just a tore him up, Bubba not making it
in it did.
Speaker 5 (35:29):
But you know, his other driver wins the regular season championship.
So yeah, that's a pretty nice deal too. That's the
team that he co owns with Denny Hamlin. I'll say this,
I think it's great for NASCAR that arguably the best
known athlete in the world loves this sport, hangs out
in the garage, doesn't do a lot of media about it,
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because if you ever started, that's all he would do
twenty four to seven. But it does not hurt NASCAR
to have MJ in the garage and his team's doing Okay.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
That's true, buddy, and uh well, one of the best
in the sport. He will be getting into the Hall
of Fame when he retires. Kyle Busch is winless so
far this year. Doug Yeah, two time champion. Last year
won three races and then kind of fell off a
cliff and this year just kept falling.
Speaker 5 (36:17):
They got better the last month or so that head
back to back runner up finishes, but he was in
such a points deficit there was no way to get
out without him winning a race. Came close, came close
at Daytona, and was two carlinks back at Darlington behind
Chase Briscoe, but not enough.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
I think he takes this all with a grain of salt.
Speaker 5 (36:37):
Now, he's really interested in his kids' racing career and
he knows his legacy set. I hope he wins before
the year's over to continue the winning streak. But as
far as getting into the playoffs, that's a done deal,
all right.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
First playoff race Atlanta this weekend. So we're going to
go through Bristol before we do a cutoff.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
How does that look? Ye, I've got three races to go.
Speaker 5 (37:02):
We've got to go to Atlanta here, then up to
the Glen, and then Bristol to decide the next round.
So Bristol's a cut off race, Randy, you mentioned wild
Card a minute ago. That's Atlanta Motor Speedway. Any one
of these sixteen drivers in the playoffs realistically could win
that race. It'd most likely be one of the top
seed guys, but a Ty Gibbs could come out of
(37:24):
nowhere and win down there this Sunday. So I like
this race to start the playoffs. I think it's it's
it's become my favorite track. I know a lot of
people fringe at that, but I love watching the racing
at Atlanta.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
That's awesome.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Well, you gonna be watching the next two out of three.
You'll you'll have the call on the Performance Racing Network.
So we're to Lanta, all right, Doug, you travel safe.
Thank you so much, buddy. We'll catch you next week.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
All right, Thank you, Johnny, appreciate you. Hey, boy Let's.
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Hile, I can't pronounce her name, but the American team
rugby player is going to be on it?
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Randy Tata Salad, Crazy Pollock Man. Hey Jackie, how you
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this morning here on the large broadcast, Mississinca, I wanted
to tell me to you girls, the Blessed Hope Ladies
Bible Study getting ready to start up again next week.
She came to them the other day, said they want
to change the time from Tuesday morning to Tuesday evening.
(12:05):
Said a lot of women at the church say they're
too busy during the day, but if we could do
it in the evening after the husbands get home to
watch kids, that work better for them. I said, well,
I don't know what time you talking about, daugh it.
She said, seven to nine pm. I said, whoa, I
ain't too sure about that. You know, it's a lot
of strange people running around here at night. She said, Ernie,
calm down, I know how to take care of myself.
(12:27):
I said, all right, let me ask you this. Say
you coming out of the church one night at nine
o'clock and there's some more crazy fool out there in
the pocket lot with evil intentions.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
What would you do? She said?
Speaker 14 (12:39):
Well, first thing I do is reach down to pull
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can run a whole lot faster with my skirt pulled up.
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And he came with his breeches around his.
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For you see that right now? A crazy food and
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Hi, thank everybody. Turn that Joba be our whole gag.
I tell y'all almost didn't make it here this morning.
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By fuck lord, it's all salesman checks in the hotels.
These two women at the bar, they sitting side by side.
They dressed exactly a lot.
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Now.
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we're not friends, we're sisters. So guy hits it off
with the party. What he's trying to figure out how
to get rid of her ugly sister. Finally, he says, sweetie,
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I sure would like to invite you up to my room.
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party says, I can't do that, he said, Why, I says,
or where Siamese twins? God looks now. Sure enough, two
gals are joined at the hill. Well, the ugly sister
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along with you. This happens to us all the time. Well,
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guy's had a few. The other sisters so good looking
that well he agrees us. So the three of them
go upstairs. Guy says, well, this is kind of awkward.
Ugly sister says no, no, let's have a seat on
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bed and hand.
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It to me. Do you like music?
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Well, she pulls a har Modica out of her pocket book.
It says, you too, have fun. I'm gonna put the
sheet over my head and played by Harbottle. Well, about
an hour later, two girls get up head back home.
Well it was six months later. A sister is walking
down a street in front the same hotel day see
the business man walking out in the front door party. Says, look, Sidney,
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there's that guy we bet at the bar at night.
Let's go say hello. What other sister says, well, do
you think he'd remember us?
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I tell that one it's a good I might tell
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We found out tomatoes were reclassified as a fruit from
a vet. No, it was reclassified as a vegetable from
a fruit. Yeah, the whole thing's based on lies I
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found out. Yes, Okay, today is John Boy Jeopardy By
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What eight hundred Big Show you told free line across America.
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at John Boydjemity this morning. Let's see if our early
bird can grab the worm. Okay, Mike, So the world's
tallest building located in Dubai is very tall. You see
(23:34):
this occur twice on the same day, first from the
base of the building and then take the elevator up
to the top and see it again.
Speaker 11 (23:41):
What is it, Mike, we'll buy sun set it.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Well, let's see is it sunset? Yes, it is?
Speaker 3 (23:53):
I wonder about would work with any buildings. Also got
trees you know, to get up. You can get pretty
high for that. All right, Well, good work there, y'all.
Let us know how that works next time you in Dubai. Mike,
you got the big old load Tiger's prize package headed
over tom Chuan for you. Thank you, brother, got it,
my boy, we're talking about tall Bill one of the
(24:18):
bird family just flew in our window here on the
third floor.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
We don't have a bird, said.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
We got a bird, girl, bird man, all kind.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Of bird stuff after he knews. Good morning and it's
(25:05):
a big shong on the radio. Oh yes, we.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Have many different people on our big show about the
rap masters right here. As with spot like the bird family, oh.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
John Boy Billy, everything is going to be all right,
John Boy Billy, you know you are the best. Come
on now, clap your hands, sing along with us because
we are the rap Masters, the bird Man Singer, Kelly Rappers.
You have different people on your big show.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
For the more.
Speaker 13 (25:37):
They're the rock and roll station ten years and coming more.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Good morning, that's make Sea on the radio.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
All right, it was over our agent's office first thing
this morning.
Speaker 14 (26:19):
I mean, hello, Red Hotel Cooklyn.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Hey, this is mister Pasto. No, this is Joan Boynbelly.
Speaker 16 (26:25):
Here, will excuse me while I boogoloo.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Uh say yours chipper as always.
Speaker 14 (26:31):
Hey, don't start me, curly.
Speaker 16 (26:33):
It's that time of the month. You mean you're pay day,
don't I pray to the shirt? Did you think you're
calling America's Hottest life chaplain?
Speaker 2 (26:43):
I just want to jack in with Murray.
Speaker 14 (26:46):
Sorry, baby, he's out in La closing a deal with
George Clooney.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Really no, not really.
Speaker 14 (26:53):
Actually he appears to be picking his nose and coming
to the new issue of Playboy.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
You know, maybe that's why he's not closing the deal
with George Gloody.
Speaker 16 (27:02):
Could be Hey, asking yourself. I'm paging for you.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Hey, nugget by finger out music to push line too.
Speaker 14 (27:10):
Jimbo and Bobby?
Speaker 15 (27:12):
What all?
Speaker 16 (27:14):
Oh, please be right with you?
Speaker 10 (27:15):
Thank you?
Speaker 16 (27:17):
Hello Jimbo minute Yeah, hey, mad big news. We just
made up some brand new Jimbo and Bobby press kits,
and yesterday one of them got me a major nibble.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Really what happened?
Speaker 16 (27:29):
Well, I paid a little visit to our friends at
Soapstone Pictures.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Soap Stone Pictures, Ah.
Speaker 16 (27:35):
You've heard of them?
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Not really?
Speaker 16 (27:37):
Well, it's a small regional studio. The head guy's an
old friend of mine. I went by his office to
drop your kid off personally, and and his secretary is
this really hot little redhead named Susie. We got to
talking in the lobby, you know, one thing led to another,
and well I've got a date with her this Friday night.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Well good for you. So anyway, what about our press kid?
Speaker 16 (28:00):
Uh press kitt Oh? I forgot to show it to
the guy you are. I guess they just got so
wrapped up talking to Tuesday it kind of slipped my mind.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
I thought you said we got a major nibble.
Speaker 16 (28:08):
I did.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
From Susie's tempical.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Are you're supposed to be working for us, Murray, turns
out you're just looking out for yourself as usual. You
don't spend five minutes a day thinking about our career.
I bet you don't even listen to the show.
Speaker 16 (28:23):
Oh that's not true. In fact, I listened to your
show every single day last week.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
All right, tell me some of the stuff you heard.
Speaker 16 (28:30):
Well, let's see you interviewed that guy.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
What guy?
Speaker 16 (28:34):
That the race car guy? Which one the one that
drives the race car? And you had that uh comedy
guy on too? Which one the one that's got the
new album? Or maybe it was a DVD?
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Uh huh? What else?
Speaker 16 (28:49):
Well, let's see you uh oh, oh you did that thing?
Speaker 2 (28:52):
What page?
Speaker 16 (28:52):
You know that thing, you know, the one you thought
was really great and everybody else fault was kind of dumb.
But they all played along and you thought they were
laughing with you, But they're really laughing at you.
Speaker 7 (29:02):
Huh ha.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Well that's probably just a luggy.
Speaker 16 (29:05):
Yes, Timbo relaxed, babe. Everything's gonna work out fine. Give
the new press kits a chance to work their magic.
Were you, Murray.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
We've been on your client list for twenty five years.
You've never once come through with a big deal.
Speaker 16 (29:18):
For Oyoh, back it down a nuts, babe. You're never
gonna land the big time gig. If you're always looking
that doc pissed off at the world thing.
Speaker 11 (29:25):
It's not the world.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
It's just one person in particular.
Speaker 16 (29:28):
Oh really who uh see?
Speaker 3 (29:30):
If you can guess, all right, it's the person who's
made a living for years trading on my good name,
the one who's supposed to have my best interest at heart,
but lets me down every time.
Speaker 16 (29:41):
Oh I get it, Bobby, huh you know just the
meaning me. I knew that guy was gonna be trouble
from the very beginning. Let's a date. Let's do a
private meeting later. We'll hash it all out in the meantime,
just to act like nothing's wrong. What so Yeah, I'll
get back to you on that. I think it's gonna
work out. Break, Let's do an interesting later. Have you
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on a machine called my machine and give my love
to my best out Bobby. That's Billy, I'm told, And Jimbo,
why call me go golly call?
Speaker 2 (30:15):
I am making the sound of the rooster to bid
you good morning. This is Marie the French. Babe.
Speaker 14 (30:22):
You are waking up with John Boy and Billy on
the Big show.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. Yeah,
bring the bird man, hold in here.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
What the birthday is on this If it's.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Your birthday today, then on this special occasion, Bob Bohite.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
And Wipple Will would love to chirp happy birthday to you.
Speaker 8 (31:25):
Bob White and Werper Will.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
Are you ready to chirp happy birthday on this special occasion?
Speaker 2 (31:31):
So yes, all right.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
So if you are having a birthday today, on this
September fifth, happy birthday.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
You're shaving one with doctor Michael Keaton Batman, he was Batman.
Do you want of Benny Batman?
Speaker 14 (31:44):
And he's Beetlejuice again.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
That's right, man, Then you beetlejuiceft Have you seen that? Yes?
Not out yet?
Speaker 3 (31:51):
Oh, not out yet. Well he's seventy three years old.
Duiz old Zappa is fifty five, remember Duise.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
Well, Frank, thanks boy, seventy five fifty five. Oh okay.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
The Kathy cartoon strip The Kaffy is seventy four.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Oh the creator, Yeah those are yes.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Oh it's back in Maybury like Little Lord Fernani was
like forty five through Opie four of Loop. All right,
that was my Mayberry. Okay, all right, just in time.
Thank you bird man.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Oh but my daddy's an eddy.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio coming up. We
played Beating the Blonde Winter is a mount Olive Pickles
prize pack, Who's mount Olive had t shirt and the
three pack of pickle juicers. Mount Olive proudly supporting the
National Wheelchair Basketball Association Team USA going for the gold
at the Paralympic Games in Paris, going on now through September,
the eighth gold Team USA and Go NASCAR, our favorite
(32:55):
four dear on the Big Show with our man Doug
Rice and kicking off the playoffs called in the Accent
on the Performance Racing Network this weekend in Atlanta. Good morning, Doug.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
Good morning John Boy. Thanks a bunch. I don't know
that we could have had a much more dramatic race
to finish out the regular season with in the Southern
five hundred. Lots of drama, action, passing. Sometimes people were
in the playoffs, sometimes they were out.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
At the end.
Speaker 5 (33:22):
We get a new winner and Chase Briscoe, who made
a great move late in the race pass three cars
in one swoop, got to the front. Only the second
win in his career first this year and gives us
a new playoff driver.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Man, how about that. That's one of those wild cards
you've been talking about. Yeah, every nine and then you
draw one.
Speaker 5 (33:42):
I mean, you look at the last two races Daytona
not surprising. You get a new winner down there in
Harrison Burton, the guy who was thirty fourth in points,
comes on. And then Chase Briscoe racing for Stuart Hass
a team that is effectively going out of business at
the end of this year, and he gets a win
and goes to the playoffs. And then that means that
(34:03):
only a couple of people make it in on points.
Ty Gibbs gets in without winning a race this year,
and Martin Truex Junior, who for a long time during
that race it didn't look like Truex was gonna make
the cut because he crashed and only completed two laps.
They had to set there the entire race to see
if he had enough to hang on and get in.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
Wow, has got to be tough, olding boys the worst
in tastes an area when you ain't a thing you
can do about it either, but it.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Does set their watch.
Speaker 5 (34:33):
And for these big teams, there was a lot of pressure.
I mean, Martin Truex Junior is expected to make the playoffs.
He did, so is Ross chest Hat, so is Bubba Wallace.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
They did not. They didn't win this year.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
Bubba got really really close to the end, but they
didn't cut it. So you know they'll be in the
last ten races of the year, but they don't. They
don't have a chance for the title. And by the way,
you know, you get another guy that comes in and wins.
Tyler Reddick wins the regular season. He beats Kyle Larson
the regular season titled by one point.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
Kyle Larson missed the race.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
He wasn't at the Coca Cola sixth that's Ride Ride Point.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Man, and Michael Jordan was there at the racetrack. As
you know, he loves the sport, he loves owning that team. Man,
that just a tore him up, Bubba not making it
in it did.
Speaker 5 (35:29):
But you know, his other driver wins the regular season championship.
So yeah, that's a pretty nice deal too. That's the
team that he co owns with Denny Hamlin. I'll say this,
I think it's great for NASCAR that arguably the best
known athlete in the world loves this sport, hangs out
in the garage, doesn't do a lot of media about it,
(35:49):
because if you ever started, that's all he would do
twenty four to seven. But it does not hurt NASCAR
to have MJ in the garage and his team's doing Okay.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
That's true, buddy, and uh well, one of the best
in the sport. He will be getting into the Hall
of Fame when he retires. Kyle Busch is winless so
far this year. Doug Yeah, two time champion. Last year
won three races and then kind of fell off a
cliff and this year just kept falling.
Speaker 5 (36:17):
They got better the last month or so that head
back to back runner up finishes, but he was in
such a points deficit there was no way to get
out without him winning a race. Came close, came close
at Daytona, and was two carlinks back at Darlington behind
Chase Briscoe, but not enough.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
I think he takes this all with a grain of salt.
Speaker 5 (36:37):
Now, he's really interested in his kids' racing career and
he knows his legacy set. I hope he wins before
the year's over to continue the winning streak. But as
far as getting into the playoffs, that's a done deal,
all right.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
First playoff race Atlanta this weekend. So we're going to
go through Bristol before we do a cutoff.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
How does that look? Ye, I've got three races to go.
Speaker 5 (37:02):
We've got to go to Atlanta here, then up to
the Glen, and then Bristol to decide the next round.
So Bristol's a cut off race, Randy, you mentioned wild
Card a minute ago. That's Atlanta Motor Speedway. Any one
of these sixteen drivers in the playoffs realistically could win
that race. It'd most likely be one of the top
seed guys, but a Ty Gibbs could come out of
(37:24):
nowhere and win down there this Sunday. So I like
this race to start the playoffs. I think it's it's
it's become my favorite track. I know a lot of
people fringe at that, but I love watching the racing
at Atlanta.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
That's awesome.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Well, you gonna be watching the next two out of three.
You'll you'll have the call on the Performance Racing Network.
So we're to Lanta, all right, Doug, you travel safe.
Thank you so much, buddy. We'll catch you next week.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
All right, Thank you, Johnny, appreciate you. Hey, boy Let's.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
Play Beat the Blonde one eight hundred, big show you
told free line.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
Come on, we'll get the contestant. Do it next,
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