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Speaker 1 (00:00):
That morning, every boy, that you got the big show
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Right.
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Bigger than my head?
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Alright, and we all up and out on them in
this Thursday, September twenty six, you got the big show
on the radio. Over another excellent day and broadcasting. Right,
boys and girls, you alright, dear it, what was happening
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here this Thursday morning? We're gonna be celebrating a bunch
Horton Dubbert slinging the song out of living off Peckerhead
Road about an hour from now, looking forward to that
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mention Doug Rice, all things NASCAR, wrap up the race
in Bristol and look ahead the camps us three more
races four where you kick some more drivers out the playoffs.
Get you all caught up with that. They got us
playing today. See what national days? We got? Uh National
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Compliance Officer Day? You know, is that like a what
is that when you have to comply with something court ordered?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Maybe?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
And then you see is a hall monitor?
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
The compliance officer would be in charge of enforcing the
rules that are set forth by your company manual. Oh
popular job. I thought was like when your own parole
or like when you're like that.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
All right, make people follow the rules.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Sure, we got some of those offering around. Here's argus
met with one or two in the world d company media.
We don't see broadcast postings knowing us touches. What is it?
The glimpse suppressionspressions? See I go to the I just
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gotta call.
Speaker 7 (03:05):
You have a meeting at two o'clock.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
All right, Well, I'll be focusing on Shamoo the Whale
because there's National Shamoo the Whale Day. All right. Shamoo's
still alive. I don't think so. He probably kicked a
while back. Alright, National Pancake Day, all right, ain't not
a pancake. I go for more French toast because I
can make those easier and there's something I need to
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work with them. Pancakes on pancake Day.
Speaker 7 (03:31):
I always want to go for a stack and then
you know, like four or five bites in it, like you.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Just like that. It's like the greatest idea ever.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
And you get the plate in front of you and
you've got two bites and you're like, oh, I can't
eat this.
Speaker 7 (03:45):
It's like, oh my gosh, it's meaning butter in the syrups.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I can't ya sissiescake Day with me? What about National
Dumpling Day? Why don't you stay home eat a dumpling? Okay,
you're like that this National Johnny apple Seed Day. Now,
we used to learn about him in school. I don't
know if they still teaching kids about Johnny apples Heed.
They just went around, you know, spreading apple seeds, growing
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apple trees. It was a real a real person, you know.
Speaker 7 (04:14):
I was wondering that today, Like where do apples just
naturally grow? I always see people have to plant them.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
On the trees.
Speaker 7 (04:20):
I know, I get sa tree, but where are the
trees that groves where they naturally grows? Like I never
walked through the forest and found an apple tree, you
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Have you ever found any kind of fruit tree? Walking
through the road. So how in the world what did
I mean?
Speaker 7 (04:34):
Was it because of Johnny?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
We got all these maybe over here? Yeah he was.
He was very popular.
Speaker 7 (04:40):
I'll ponder in my head and not let that out.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Any Well, found that out a little later because we've
got a lot going on.
Speaker 8 (04:45):
Yeah here, I.
Speaker 7 (04:45):
Don't mean to cover you up.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
We got three days and this they're saved. Don't we
get a first prizepect out, you're gonna help on that, Tayler,
get ready for that, baby. We'll get to win and
begin and we're away. Big shows on the radio, Good morning,
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Speaker 9 (05:01):
Huh huh.
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I's go ahead. Let's say you what prize pack you
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Beat about big bag tag.
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Thank you?
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Is that three days in history. Allow you to win
this prize. Pack wake up, think long. Nineteen fifty five,
the New York Stock Exchange suffered its worst price decline
since nineteen twenty nine after word got out their president
Eisenhower had a heart attack. Wow, so we has had
a heart attack stock market tanks. I think it don't
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even make me. Look at what's going on now, you
probably can figure out what them it happened. I'm gonna
rest up him. All right, there you go, there you go.
Let's move on to twenty twelve, Japanese automakers suspended operations
in China. Figure that japany in Chinese not getting long
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all right. Twenty seventeen, Salty Arabia announced that it is
overturning its ban on women driving. We look at them,
catching up with the times. That was the last country
in the world to do so letting women drive. I
bet that was a mess over there. Yeah, bluzz you
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know you only got your little eye holes the way
to make them dress over there? Anyway, during look to
the size or I think it's part of their fault.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
It's like you can drive, but you can't have a car.
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Oh right, Well, that's the new Baro Categories one eight
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on the radio. Thursday September You in twenty six. Today's
feature track for the Big Show mid Box an entry
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Bruck you by the Bank of America rope for four
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This should really be a lot.
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time you love the best time?
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You love a big shots. Let's say head on, Mike
from Garner, North Carolina, we have shots. Good morn than Mike,
Good morning, Hey body, welcome. All right, Mike, let's get
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you through these three categories and gets. You had big
Old Mount Olive Pickles prize back you close the mount
out of living in Garner, aren't you. Yes, I am good.
Well good, Maybe we'll just give you a pass to
the Pickle warehouse of nine million cases.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
You give him the secret handshake.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Any minute, Mike. Let's get going, buddy, in five seconds.
Three human organs ready, go, eat, heart, liver, kidney. Oh my, now, Mike,
we need three TV shows about families, and I don't
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know why. Ready to go, Modern Family, Full House, and
my favorite, All in the Family. All right, Well, I'm
glad you had them in your hands because the legs
up was the Japanese automaker's not making cars in China.
We'll talk to you a minute about that.
Speaker 6 (09:37):
That's not a family.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Three human organs, now that I look, I don't know
what that had to do with the New York Sock
Exchange either. Wow, all right, Michael. You were thinking on
your feet here, buddy, about all the people who lost
their ass. Let's get you through, Mike. All right, now,
this kind of fits in with the Saudi Arabian women
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being able to drive. Yeah, with this one. Three occasions
you'd rent a limo ready, Joe.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
A wedding prom and bachelor atte parties. Shore had to work?
Speaker 9 (10:14):
Yeah, you did.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Three categories that had nothing to do with their dating statement,
and then she can tell that was Tater's responsibility. Yeah,
and I love her response. And Mike, wait, a thing
on your feet first thing in the morning, buddy, mount
olive pickles prize pack head to Garner for you. Beautiful.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Thanks man, I'm a first time caller.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
All right, buddy, you have the Mike.
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Welcome to Purfball Thursday.
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All right, right now, it's your news. Right on the
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H m hm. This is the award winning John Boy
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and Billy Big Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Hello, that's this hoot?
Speaker 9 (11:51):
All alive? I want to fight about it?
Speaker 3 (11:53):
No, not right now, man, John Moore, Billy here.
Speaker 9 (11:56):
Yeah, big old hot in already neck nods home.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Not much. How's it going?
Speaker 9 (12:08):
Delvert's daddy, Reid has then moved in with us again.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Oh no, don't tell me. He's having trouble with his wife.
Speaker 10 (12:14):
Yeap.
Speaker 9 (12:15):
The clock is winding down on another they're like that.
They don't do nothing but argue. Kind of reminds me
of the Simpson.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Homer and Margin Oh Jay and the car now what
number wife is read up to now? I think I
lost cam that is.
Speaker 9 (12:32):
And hers number six.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
He's been married six times five? Seriously, what's the problems time?
Speaker 9 (12:39):
All they've been arguing lately about was not it's all
right to have one night a week out with the boy.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Uh huh.
Speaker 9 (12:45):
He don't think she should.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
So Reid's moved in with you and Delver.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (12:52):
We took him down to Raspul Beach last weekend to
kind of get his mind off of it.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Uh huh.
Speaker 9 (12:56):
When down, I said, this place riding around the car
from Johnny Mercer's peers did some fishing, wanting out on
Friday morning about six o'clock and sat up right down
from this feller at the way down to the end
of the pier. We fished till about noon when get
some lunch. We come back an hour later, this third
and the end of the dock still there. They hadn't
moved by the time we started packing up about four
point thirty. He was still sitting there, stayed there all
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day long. Next morning we come out again, same fowler
sitting in the exact same place, you know. Waved at
him and he waved back. He stayed there the whole
time we was there again, we come out again Sunday morning.
I'll be dog gone if I have same son. Agne
wasn't happen exactly the same place and stayed there the
whole time he was.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
There that dayness.
Speaker 9 (13:37):
So we went in Sunday afternoon, took a shower, went
out to get a beer. We walk in and say, oun,
guess who's sitting at the end of the bar. And
Song were gone from the pier again. So I walked
down there and I sat beside it and brought him
a beer, and we got to talking. I says, you
down here by yourself, the little fishing, I guess. And
the feller says, well, no, actually I'm on my honeymoon.
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I said, honey moon, where's you what? And he said, well,
she's back at the motel. I said, well, well, you've
been out here fishing for three solid days. Now hey
are sitting here drinking in a bar. How come you
ain't back at the motel celebrating with you new bride.
He says, well, let's tell you the truth. She's got
a real bad case of gon area. I said, that's tough.
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How come you just don't, you know, go around lay
down with her and hold her real close, and you know,
y'all just kind of snuggle up. He says, Well, she
don't fill up to that neither. She's got a real
bad case.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Of Diarrhyes, oh man, I said, well.
Speaker 9 (14:36):
Did you at least give her a nice big kiss
before you walked out the door. He says, can't do
that either. She's got piny I said, my got it
gone an diarrhea. I listen if you don't mind me
asking why in the world that you marry this woman?
He said, Wow, she's got wines too.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
And you know how ah, that's what I call the
trouble relationship.
Speaker 9 (15:09):
But you don't read up right quick here, man, that
was kind of take him over to the pink up.
Move some more stuff out of the trailer. Yeah, well
will you tell him?
Speaker 2 (15:21):
I said, Hi, I know what you mean.
Speaker 9 (15:24):
I came to see her for.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Al John Boy and Dllyod Morning Radio. Dumb right, Good morning,
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Will we do you in a row?
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Have grumpy stand by next week we'll see here Right now,
it's time for the grumpy old man, A.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Grumbly bumbly dude. I'm old and I hate people on
new radio. Back in my day, we didn't have any
wild and wooly, smart mouth cractice and prank pulling shock jocks.
We wanted to hear some old wind bag jabber joan
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about wars and minorities.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
And acting the fool.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
We'd wander into town and see old man Dinado.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
He'd be sitting on an old picklebucket on his front porch,
butt naked except for a paper cup on his winkie,
and he'd shake his fist and curse at the frolic
and squirrels, blaming him for all the eels of society.
He'd accuse everyone who walked by, I'll be in a
vampire or a martian, and then he'd fling handfuls of
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poop at him. And if you're smarted off to him.
He'd chase you down, and then bony little legs of
his and he'd lanch onto your ears, trying to peel
you like a big fleshy banana and making a necklace
out of the ones he could tear off. Whippity trippity
doogal noogle, look at me. I'm a crazy old ear
peeling psycho, flinging dingleberries, count Dracula and running around with
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my beanie weenies and a Dixie gun.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
And it's all the damn squirrel's fault.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Oh happy day, and we liked it.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Anah.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
We didn't have no long winded adult brain, self important
news radio morons gibbering about every other damn thing under
the sun except the real news, having babies and getting
near teeth fixed and hitting from the girl's teeth.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
And smooching political heine some news. In my day, we
never knew what was going on in the world.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
We were too busy living our utopian dream or sleeping
in caves and eating grubs and roots like a family
of ringtailed lemurs. The only news we got was when
lightning would strike the metal plate in Cuckoo Johnson's head.
We'd cram a wire hanger in his ear for better reception.
The sound would come out of his mouth, and we'd
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change channels by twisting on his ninnies.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
And putting magnets on his head.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
And if the news was all bad, we'd say it
was a trick by the devil and shoot more juice
through him until we heard something we liked, or until
cuckoo burst into flames. Snip snapper ringo. Look at us,
We're a bunch of cave dwelling bugg eating nahles, twisting
ninnies and barbecue our neighbors. I can't believe we don't
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all have tails, yippy y happy yingle dingle.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
That's all we knew, and we liked it. We loved it.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
We didn't have any big.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
Time syndicated mealy mouth he hard horses patoots stinking up
the dawn where they's so called comedy high jinks and
jarring us out of a sound sleep, which was our
only escape from the misery that was our lie. We
didn't want to hear some high faluting honyaks trying to
tell us what was funny first thing in the morning.
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We knew what was funny first thing in the morning.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Dang dab it all.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Like when we switched the holy water at the church
baptismal with some white corn liquor, And pretty soon all
them drunk babies crawling up and down the aisle wearing
John Deere hats and a lip full of school slapping
all the other mommies on a fanny and pulling at
their blouses asking for the breakfast special. And after the
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men folks got into the hoots, they were doing the
same thing. And then the minister would get hammered and
drive his track to naked through town, offering to save
all the fallen women. Now that was funny.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Blooperoo floo peroo.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Look at us, we're a bunch of heathens with a
drunkie booby squeeze and shortspitting babies. Maybe Father Horny Potter
assure us with this magic Wand that was funny and
we liked it.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
We loved it.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Oh, radio sucks.
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Good morning, you got the big show on the radio.
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Some call me smart asked, some call me dumb asked.
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I'm poat warning on tight until it's over.
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I'm a fair draking masts taking part lighting and fist
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Lady might bed tance dnce you bound horse that packer had.
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On you, getting me getting married.
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It is hard for you to get that out of
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you sprinkle or I guess next time in Denmark find
out Okay, Today's John Boy Jeopardy. During his four year term,
this US president received over ten thousand death rats, more
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than any other president in US history. Yes, even more
than Donald Trump. Oh did I take it?
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You guess?
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Yeah?
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That wasn't it?
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One eight hundred? Big Show you told free Liner, Come
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Big Shows on the Radio. In today's feature track from
the Big Show, Big Box is a good entrench of
the diary of Gary Musey The Exotic Food Show. Oh
here is keyword exotic. When it hit the mid box,
brought you by the Bank of America Roval four hundred,
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way and right now let's blay yes live across America.
It's John Boy Jeparlin.
Speaker 6 (28:20):
Oh wow, and now your host.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Whenever he gets a hankering for exotic food, he just
orders up some chicken nuggets because God only knows what
they're made of.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
He's John Boy.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
That he.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
That's a Hey. Adam out of Burnsville, North Carolina. Good morning, Adam,
Good morning, John Boy. Hello, buddy. Alright, Adam, you got
the first shot at John Boyjeopardy this morning. It was
a four year term. Adam, This US president received over
ten thousand death threats, as more than any other president
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in US history.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Well, I had to be a Democrat then, Jimmy Carter.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Jimmy Carter, you're thinking, all right, is it Jimmy Cotta,
Jimmy Conna. He was very popular at first. This kind
of went downhill from from now. Well, Adam, no, gone,
We appreciate.
Speaker 9 (29:27):
You playing joy John Boy. Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Of course you can. I would like to give a
shout out to the mkinni brothers, Chris and Tracy McKinney,
the wild Mowing and garbage service. Excellent guys, lawn mowing
and garbage service. Uh in and around Burnsville, North Carolina.
Huh absolutely, sir? All right, do y'all have city or
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county garbage service? You just got a couple of guys
that will come out.
Speaker 6 (29:58):
Yeah, we're doing the city in county.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Okay, awesome, Roland city up here in the woods. All right,
So so give it out again. McKinny brothers. How do
people get in touch with them? Around you. Well, I'll
tell you what it would be an eight to wait
seven sixty six ninety four ninety oh right, the kids
get to your telephone. Got some calls coming in, Adam.
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We appreciate you, buddy. You have a great rest of
your day.
Speaker 7 (30:26):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Wowright, just go to Jerry. He is over in util
wh have no idea what Jack's got here in sometwn
in Tennessee. Jerry, where are you, buddy?
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Oo to wa Tennessee?
Speaker 3 (30:43):
Ooh to wah Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
All right?
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Nice? So uh you close to Knoxville or Chattanooga or Nashville.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Where are Chattanga?
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Okay, gotch that's a Chattanooga about one hundred miles Knoxville.
All right, well you you're probably getting this out of
Chattanooga then with the big show on your radio. Well
it worked out. Then, Jerry, you got your shot at
John Boyd Jeopardy. What president you thinking? Received over ten
thousand death threats? The most to date?
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Abraham Lincoln?
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Is it Abraham Lincoln?
Speaker 5 (31:17):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Hot a stave had your problems there? Well, good work, Jerry,
you got the big Old Happy Herd prize back heading
over to Utawah for you alrighty, then alright, it's a
bottom of the hour. Here's the top of your news.
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On the inside, we started looking at my TV show's
debut on this date.
Speaker 5 (31:50):
Back in.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
It's a big show on the radio. It's September to
twenty six on this date. Some classic TV shows premier.
Been covering some of those this week today Beverly Hill,
Billy Gilligan's Island. In nineteen sixty nine, the Brady Bunch debuted.
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First episode was Mike and Carol's wedding, and then mayhemon
ensued for several years, and then all the actors were
in the news a lot. That prompted a call from
Mad Mix.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Come on, yeah, mad Man, now you know I'm something mad.
I don't know what the crapp or go blind.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
I guess I'll just close one eyed.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
Pooh, what do you think you can tell us about?
Speaker 9 (33:10):
I'll tag you.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
It's getting so you can't pick up the paper without
reading something else terrible about somebody that was owned up
Brady Bunch. What has happened to the Brady buch Man
person comes out that Barry Williams had a fire with
Florence Henderson. Missus Brady boy king grass. Oh he said,
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I couldn't help myself. She just had a certain whistling out.
Oh my buck, goodn't it say? I used to think
Alison sam the Butcher was a little king Kiduld you
like to see Florence Henderson coming at y' all?
Speaker 9 (33:46):
Old?
Speaker 2 (33:48):
I believe I just soon have a chicken leger Florence.
The Brady bunch.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Things got so confusing a couple of weeks ago, you
would say today had one in pie graphs showing all
the Brady's telling who was messing around with? Who you
had dragging Marsha, Peter and j and Bobby and Cindy.
Wonder they didn't throw the dog in there? Oh boy,
I thought the Reagans was America's most dysfunctional. That comes
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out Robert Reid had age. Goodness sakes, mister Brady was
a raw rager.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
My bit his big old buds.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
And guess that explains how Greig was able to snake
Florence away right under his nose. I guess he really
was busy with three boys of his own. I think
it started when he got that curly parent back and
sitting at one.
Speaker 9 (34:38):
That's a little word then and you.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
See about be Witch. First Darren died homeless. Now the
second Darren comes out the closet, says he's gay. My
big old she's.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
A witch and he's a fire. No wonder they didn't last.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
And mixed marriages never worked out. It wasn't in Dora
Oo reckon, there's a couple of flannel shirts in her
broom closet to I mean, I always figured Uncle Arthur
was a little light in the loaders.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Turns out ain't. Clara was the only one who had
a legacys after all, get some mad?
Speaker 1 (35:11):
What is it about being on a sitcom and makes
people snail? Everybody that was on that different strokes as
in jail or out on bail? Andy Partridge beat a
bet drag queen out in Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
He sunks low, he's a desk jockey.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Now, yeah, what's next Beaver and Eddie Haskell's secret love
nasty reveal?
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Oh my bullet.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
I don't even want to think about Gilligan and the Skipper,
ik you boys. At least there's one show that's still
safe to watch, our favorite Andy Griffin.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
At least you won't read nothing about anybody on that oh,
wait a minute, I forgot about Gomer.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Oh goodness, such left Mayberry went to blow and rock.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
I don't even gonna talk about the feller, and you
should call himself goober. Gomra said they was cousins. But no,
I don't want to think about it anymore. I'm all right,
past man, I'm punky Press. I gotta goer shin John
morn Billy. Yeah, y'all have a nice nuff.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
It's a big show on the radio. Turning the microphone
on out front here.
Speaker 13 (36:47):
Woke up this morning feeling weird. My head's on fire
and throws my rear, my hands fold up. Then the
found my body's making our rude. Whoa no, then tells
me I bet eatn Chinese food.
Speaker 14 (37:06):
Hello, Babs, my angel. Huh yeah, I'm a ted askew
this am. Marcella and I had chopped suey at Long
Fong louise more like Hong Kong fooies. Well, I made
the mistake of trying to order in their language. See
I've been listening to that Rosetta stone course, but I
think my Mandarin has been meandering. I thought I was
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ordering chicken, but I think I got kitten.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
What's that?
Speaker 14 (37:35):
Maybe that's the reason I've been so catty lately. I
can now say I was here today, your synapse inspired
on all cylinder lift. Why don't you run along and
freshen up your fabulousness and I'll hold down the fortress
of blonditude. Okay, lof she goes into the blue Woo
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and she's gone.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
Oh Lord.
Speaker 14 (38:01):
Whenever she gets in a taxi, the driver keeps the
vacant sign on.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
By make shoe fil piking. I'm help you.
Speaker 14 (38:08):
Well, well, hello, ass, what can I do for you?
You just wanted to let us know that you weren't
feeling good and you wouldn't be coming in today. All
that's too bad, said nobody.
Speaker 9 (38:26):
Uh huh.
Speaker 14 (38:28):
You know you don't really work here, right, and that
nobody really cares about your little moon updates and your
star party crap. They just do it to make fun
of you, and then our audience hates you.
Speaker 5 (38:42):
Uh huh?
Speaker 14 (38:43):
Then why do you keep coming back?
Speaker 3 (38:45):
What and give up show business?
Speaker 14 (38:47):
Well, I'm sorry you feel bad today. You know, when
I'm feeling under the weather, you know what makes me
feel better.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
They're all better.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
On buddy Bike Shore fifty. I'm to help you.
Speaker 14 (39:04):
Oh, Marcel, listen, before I forget, you have to go
transfer some money into checking bills, Darling bills.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
You know, I hate being in debt.
Speaker 14 (39:13):
The Mini Cooper needs repairs, the phone's about to be disconnected,
and we're past due on the electric bill. We're about
three days away from being ahmish, we'll step on it.
And the dog gets worried because this food has gone
up to a dollar fifty a can. That's over ten
dollars a canon dog money. Not really, I got that
from Billy's uncle Buddy. He's a scream. It's so nice
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to have an older person around with a sense of humor.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
Huh oh.
Speaker 14 (39:40):
Babs and I are gonna run errands and then we're
gonna go back to that art exhibit again today, Yes again. Well,
don't get jealous, but I am just enamored with this
marble statue of a gorgeous hunk of Greek only wearing
a great big fig leaf strategically placed, and Babs and
I are waiting for fall to kick in. Oh, speak
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of the devil. Here comes Princess Leah. Yeah, I'll be
old later and Marcel dust, So you ready to go?
What's new down the Hall, you play trivial pursuit with
some of the salespeople. Well, what was your category? Science
and nature? I mean science and nature.
Speaker 6 (40:21):
How'd it go?
Speaker 14 (40:22):
He asked, expecting the answer to be awful. Really, what
was the question? If you're in a vacuum and someone
calls your name, can you hear it?
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Well?
Speaker 3 (40:33):
What was your answer? Is it on or off?
Speaker 14 (40:36):
I don't think you're supposed to answer with never mind.
Daddy's gonna need his beecy powders in an ivy today
to the Mini Cooper carry on train the people.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
Wo, it's a big show on your radio. Thanks for
joining us this morning.
Speaker 8 (40:52):
Oh, I love all old fine big Crown radio man
all A wanchel hausin Bruisie walk.
Speaker 6 (41:03):
Man, Jack.
Speaker 15 (41:05):
Yah Boy and Belly Yah Boy Betty add only two
white men that would make me more whoa, I feel
so funible your lift back, We walk over for your
lift back.
Speaker 3 (41:25):
Wow, good morning. That's a big on the radio Worlder
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to your Thursday, September twenty six, it was talking about
Only Go Brady Bunch debuting on ABC on this date
in sixty nine. On this date nineteen sixty two on CBS,
it was a Beverly Hillbillies a b R five four
nine in the studio.
Speaker 16 (42:19):
Hey, y'all listen to this. This is cool for the
Beverly hill Billies. All right, the cement pond, all right,
Miss Jane Hathaway, one.
Speaker 3 (42:48):
Of my favorites. Ellie coming down the stairs. It tackles rating.
I got the sing doorbell that the Clampets.
Speaker 5 (43:08):
Really that music?
Speaker 3 (43:10):
Play someone, Mary, I'll go in the door. Somebody's gonna
be knocking it. Good morning. Got the Big Show on
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Right now, time are on track with Doug Rice, a
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right man from the Performance Racing Network, taking his victory
lap before he retires from this portion of his life
covering the sport he's loved. When he was sneaking in,
I don't know whether he was under age and our
breakfast a champions, Doug, but we're gonna have to report you.
Speaker 6 (43:47):
I was barely I think I made the limit by
a couple of days when guys were doing that awesome.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
Well, he just came back from your last trip working
calling the race at Bristol, how was it?
Speaker 6 (43:57):
I always have a good time going up to admittedly
not the most scinillating race when one driver leads four
hundred and sixty two laps. Kyle Larson just put on
a clinic Wow, and NASCAR scratching their heads a little bit.
They're not sure why the tire didn't wear out and
give a little bit better racing, but they are. They're
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desperately trying to find it because they won't put the
best show on they can, so they're going to work
on that. But that doesn't take anything away from Larson
just administering a whipping to the field.
Speaker 3 (44:28):
And uh no, just looking at the races, it's gonna
be Kansas, Talladega and I Roval here in Charlotte and
that'll be another cutoff and Vegas, Homestead, Miami, Martinsville and
then the final racing of Phoenix. It looks like for
short tracks, Martinsville's about the only one to have to
worry about figuring it out.
Speaker 6 (44:47):
It's about that's about what they got left. And you
know that's totally different than Bristol. They are running a
new tire at Martinsville. What was the optional tire for
the spring race there and hopefully to help give that
race a little bit more pizazz and make it a
little bit more edge of your seat type action.
Speaker 3 (45:07):
Right, So, all right, looking at Kansas in the next
three Talladega wild Card, how do we look at our
roval here in Charlotte.
Speaker 6 (45:16):
Well, the roval is going to be tweaked, and we'll
talk more about this as we go on, but they
have added a hairpin turn, a literally one hundred and
eighty degree turn to get back up on the oval
portion of the racetrack, and they have tightened up the
front stretch Chicne. So they're going to create more breaking
zones and hopefully more passing zones. That's the plan. And
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if that comes to fruition, I think that's gonna take
what has been for me a very entertaining race and
even making it better.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
So Kyle Larzan dominates Brusta all night long. Those behind him,
how it worked did not work out for four guys
that didn't make it.
Speaker 6 (45:54):
Four guys did not make it first that's in the
playoffs or Kyle Larson, Christopher Bell, Tyler, Red William Byron,
Ryan Blaney, Dinny Hamlin, Chase Elliott, Joey Logano below the
new cup line now going in to Kansas this week
in our Austin Sindrick, Daniel Suarez, Alex Bowman and Chase Briscoe.
And all of those drivers have one thing in common.
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They have only won one race this year.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (46:18):
Joe Gibbs Racing lost two of its cars at Bristol.
Barton Truex Junior didn't make it look like he had
a really good shot, but he got busted for a
speeding penalty and that did him in. Brad Keselowski did
not make the cut. Ty Gibbs, second year driver didn't
make the Cup, and Harrison Burton for the Wood Brothers,
who got in by winning at Daytona, also out of
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the running for the championship.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
Oh gone, all right, So Kansas is up this weekend.
What you looking at though, well, Rens and repeat.
Speaker 6 (46:49):
Kyle Larson won there in the spring, won the closest
race in the history of NASCAR, beating out Chris Buscher
had busher somehow another found out literally about an the
two inches on the front of his car. He would
also have been in the playoffs, so that kept him out.
I'm right now, I just feel like Kyle Larson is
probably the guy to watch through this whole thing, and
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then we'll sort out who's next behind him. Hendrick has
all four of his cars still in it. I don't
think it'll be an all Hendrick finished. Ryan Blaney and
Joey Logano probably will have something to say up at Kansas.
Speaker 3 (47:23):
I remember last week was talking about four Fords in
a row winning and then Kyle Larson with a Chevy.
Maybe they'll bounce back on it. Well, we'll see.
Speaker 6 (47:33):
You know, I don't know in today's NASCAR world that
the name brand is as important as far as who's
winning and who's losing. But I do see trends, and
we did see, and you talked about it last week,
the trend that Ford was on a hot streak. And
I think if a Ford wins at Kansas, it'll probably
be one driven by Joey Logano or Ryan Blaney.
Speaker 3 (47:55):
All Right, Buddy, well we'll see what happens in Kansas.
We'll meet back here before Tyler.
Speaker 6 (48:00):
And't Wade look look forward to Kansas. That's become a
really good racetrack. When it first came on the scene, Frankly,
I didn't think a lot of it now. I think
it produces some of the best racing we see.
Speaker 3 (48:11):
All right, good stuff, buddy, have a great weekend.
Speaker 6 (48:13):
Appreciate you John.
Speaker 3 (48:14):
All right, my boy, love you mean it all right.
Let's get out beating the blonde contestant on the line
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