January 4, 2024 • 34 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Randy snaps at the Jiffy Weiner.. - John Boy catches up on the Holiday mail.. - and Phil McCracken gives up his ballet career..
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Money pale.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
When I'm driving the bus in the morning, I always
get the troublemakers.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
But I figured out how to get rid of them.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I crank up the volume on the Big Show with
John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
They are a laugh riot and the crackheads hated.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Good Morning is a big Jona Radio, John Bomb, the
Piller's Randy Jaggie Micey Myers Theater, Dutch. Okay, I'm over
my post deportum New Year's deal thing.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Whatever we're about to be throwing out of the country. Man,
no where do you didn't show up there.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
That last week? Check his papers?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
He's going to immigration all week.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
I set some green card problem and use my credit
card so along it turned green. There you go. Yeah,
Happy New Year all right now, and get serious about
my resolution. If I'm gonna waste my life on y'all,
we have to give something.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I think I speak for all of us when I
say right back at you.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
It looks like he finally realized that there are seven
days in a week and seven John Boys, so he
can trot one out a different money.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
That's what I'm gona do.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
So I don't get tired of myself. What are we
gonna do. We have to deal with it.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I gonna deal with it through our humor.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do. So I don't get
tired of my like that one. All right, here's the list.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
That's a new one.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
I'll start new me every day so I don't get
tired of myself.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
All right, perfect? Oh man, here comes Tata. I bet
Tator can help me out. She don't look at it.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
There she goes, bring the sports section.
Speaker 7 (02:13):
Don't be right.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Oh no, y'all just hang out. I don't want to
pile too much on too much work. Here, first thing
this year. Yeah, and this first break here on day
four four the rest of the human stretch out.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Or what Yeah, y'all stretch.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
All right, and we'll give you legs up and played
as an outburst game in minutes. Hang on, good morning,
the big show is on the radio. Let me go
ahead and give you these three dates in history. Okay,
all right, because this is a make up the three
categories where you can win. All right, let's see what
we got here. It was, uh, January the fourth, two
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thousand and five, two thousand and five, okay, yes. Entertainer
Charles Sherwood Stratton would have been one hundred and sixty six.
He was made famous as a twenty eight inch tall
military man, General Tom Thumb and PT Bartum circus.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I knew it.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Stratton was just four years old when Barnum met him.
He was twenty five inches tall and weighed fifteen pounds
at the time. Barnum taught him to sing, dance and
perform and made him an international celebrity with.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
A tour of European.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Yeah, he actually performed, He got an engagement, actually performed
for the Queen of England.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Is that yeah?
Speaker 8 (03:36):
P T.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Barnum had it going on.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Well, hey, yeah, General Tom Thumb what he was singing
and dancing and doing the work, but just just taking
credit for it.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
On you straight? Yes?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Uh, General Tom Thumb. Final adult height would be thirty
three inches tall.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
I had a grosser spare.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
In February eighteen sixty three, he married Lavina Warren, who
was only two feet eight inches tall. The wedding was
front page news around the world. Above the fold.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I'm guessing first time I haven't been above the fold.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Actually, the couple stood the top of grand piano in
New York City's Grace Episcopal Church. To greet some two
thousand guests.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
They wanted us to stand on top of a wedding cake.
I had to drug the line someday, this.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Is not a freak show, all right, Tom thumb, little
man making it in a big man's world.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
There you go.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Oh it was on this date in nineteen ninety one,
the US Internal Revenue Service holds the first of several
auctions of property belonging to singer Willie Nelson to pay
off sixteen point seven million dollars in taxes and penalties.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
He owed he.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
Actually did an album to help settle this day. It
was called Who'll Buy My Memories? And all the royalties
went to the IRS.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
That's right, I wondered, did he ever square?
Speaker 6 (05:00):
I think so, yeah, yeah, from what I've read that
they the guy from the IRS said, we actually have
a very good relationship with Willie.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Now he's all paid up.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
So ninety one started that in two thousand and five. Now,
so that's fourteen years, made up sixteen point seven million
in taxes.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yep, Well he is in showbusiness. Put your mind to it.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
And finally, on this day in nineteen ninety five, industrial
designer Brooks Stevens died at eighty three. His streamline design
credits include the shapes of Studebaker's the Electric Iron Jeeps,
Harley Davidson's lawnmower's passenger trains, closed dryers, cigarette lighters, the
Miller beer logo, and the Oscar Meyer Wiener mobile. How
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about that, see, I bet he had some New Year's
resolutions he stuck there.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
This year, I'm going to create that Wiener mobiler house.
So there you go. That's where we're getting our three
cap of Gordy's what he pore mentioned prize packages.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Okay, you want to play one eight hundred big show,
You're total free line of your color nine.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
We'll do it with you. Next wanted a big show
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at a right here?
Speaker 6 (06:39):
Okay, time.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Outburst.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Let's play Outburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
John Boyd gave.
Speaker 9 (06:52):
The prizes from the Big Prize bea let's go contested
number one. This should be a lot of fun when
you're playing out bost have them hurry up and guess
time you love the best time you love a big shots.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Welcome to the large broadst Joe had a sweet.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Water Tennessee shots.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Welcome Joe.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
He doing his one of Joe, pretty good, pretty good
in yourself new year, No good, havy new year to you.
All right, Joe, let's see if you can win. You're
all on your own. You're right here in the spotlight.
Five seconds you ready?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Okay, buddy, all right?
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Give us three circus side show attractions, ready to lady? Uh,
mister America on stilts and the trapeze artist.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Yeah or whatever, mister America on stilts?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah, Oh cool?
Speaker 5 (07:53):
What the side show attraction?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Did his pants cover the stilts?
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
No, that's why it stinks. I'm that's sad.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
All right, all right, Joe, here you go. Second kind
of goo. Are three things that are taxed?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Ready?
Speaker 5 (08:07):
Go?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Automobile tags, groceries, your paycheck?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Alrighty and now hid Joe's too Ando. Here it is.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
It's all on the line for the outright winner of
out versus morning Joe.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Three shapes ready, go.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Triangle, square, octagon, look at winning all right, octagon, first
time card? Alright, Joe, good work here, buddy. We're gonna
give you a free membership to the Big Show. Now
relive this memory of yours from right now.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Ready go, Dam's great, Thank you, Joe? Okay, buddy, good morning,
This Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
M I'll never forget the first.
Speaker 8 (08:53):
Time I met Yon Boy and Billy. Yon Boy carrying
Billy around wrapped up in a little towel. He making
sound kindly like a cat. Weren't no bigger than a squirrel.
John Boy wanted me to bury him out back under
that rock. Well, he kept crawling out of that towel.
(09:16):
After a while, order let him go. He crawled off summers.
John Boy, don't carr him around in a towel, no more.
Got a little basket for him.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
Little Feller, Little Feller.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Yeah, I never really got you over freaked out in
a fast food restaurant because someone going right.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Yes, believe it or not, what push you over there?
I've told you all this before, But I am I'm
tolerant to a lot of things. Oh yes you are.
But the one thing I work here training, the one
thing I have no tolerance for is in consideration. And
it's not I mean, it's not just against me. It
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can be a stranger being inconsiderate to another stranger. I've
seen you go off, and that's happened to me many
many times at a faster restaurant. Somebody on my side
of the counter, the customer side, you know, going off
on some you know teenager or some you know, middle
aged ladies who So you take it up for the workers,
that's right, Yeah, because you know it's always like, come on, man,
hurry up, man, how long does it take to make
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a hamburger?
Speaker 6 (10:56):
Dude, calm down, it's a hamburger president's club.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
But he can still strike a blow against them.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Man, In all fairness, maybe those people just suck at
their job and they deserve it. You chewing up?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Well, I mean Pillers was really hungry.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
Yeah, they were out of fry.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I pulled back, but I didn't hit him. It turned
out alright, he's working with us.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Now.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
I acknowledge that there are a lot of people who
do aspire to be in the fast food industry, but
they're an awful lot more who are just doing it
because that's paying a bill. Right, Yeah, you know, so
they're not exactly striving to be the best at what
they do.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
They aren't trying to be any presidents class, right, Jiffy Wiener.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
How'd you know that's where I go? Well, look at
the way you're dressed, to be honest with They gave.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
Me a T shirt, but I can't wear it.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Well, the only time I got a little hot it
was like two weekends a row. I stopped by the
same place in Hamlet, North Carolina, and yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I like it is. I'm not gonna say, what do
I did in a large fry?
Speaker 6 (11:59):
Was it jiffy?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Our French fry machine is broken?
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Man?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
What a bummer?
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Imagine that bum bloody customers out. You know it takes
away half your wrap. You know you won't frize with that.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Well then and there was the next weekend in a
row fry machine has broke? Hey, is it really broken?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
It was probably like last No, sure, we just don't
like that. He might want to call somebody because you know,
fri is kind of a part of the menu, sir,
really not that popular. Nobody's ordered them in over a week.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Uh, fillers you ever you feel, Honestly, I haven't.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Honestly, I can't think of the time that.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
Goes off on Barbara when she brings the Boajangle biscuits in.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
No, honestly, I took a swing of the guy at
the Hearty this one time, but oh he was just
another customer line. Yeah, and he was just no. We
were actually sitting back there and he was this big,
stinky rat, crap smelling ross to looking guy. I said, man,
I said, take that outside. I said, you smell like
the back end of some farm animal.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
And he got what he's not supposed to mean mine?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I said, what's this? What does this sound like? Bush?
Come to shove? And I grabbed him by his crap
locks and dragged him outside. He was a lot of
fun as a cellmate.
Speaker 7 (13:19):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
We sang and told stories and made raisin wine in
the back of the toilet.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
All right, Well that'd be a new Year's resolution.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Let's draw out to snap in fast food places this year,
and don't be inconsiderate.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Shut up.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
In the morning to make shows on your radio. About
ten away from the hour, it's time for dumb cook
news the best or worse. Well, three men stripped down
to just their shoes and hats and streaked through a
Denny's restaurant in Spokane, Washington.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Maybe that'd worked for us before we kick off our dives.
It'd probably end up about like this story.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
You know, they don't call it streaking when you're standing
in lying.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
To get a sound.
Speaker 7 (14:36):
Well.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
The trio had left their car running outside when you
were a quick getaway, but while they were inside putting
on their show, a thief hopped in the car and
drove off with a streaker's clothes. The men shivered outside
in twenty degree cold until police arrived wreckage. The restaurant
owner declined to press charges as they figured they suffered.
(15:02):
A nineteen year old Chicago man suffered head injuries after
being hit by a fire hydrant cap. The man removed
the cap from the hydrant and lit a powerful M
one hundred firecracker underneath it.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
See what would happen? So what happened.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
When the explosive detonated, the cap shot up into the air,
then came back down and laid.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
It on the manse.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Tulsa, Oklahoma man ran through a red light in full
view of a police officer. When he spotted the blue lights,
the motorists hit the gas and led the cob on
adjacent speeds up to one hundred miles an hour. After
a few minutes, the suspect came to a highway toll plaza.
Instead of running through without paying, the man pulled up
to the booth stopped and was fumbling for the correct
change when the officer arrested you Hey, Toms River, New Jersey. Man,
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it was scheduled to be sent us in a million
dollar money laundering schemes kipped his hearing to play poker
in Las Vegas, but he says he was just trying
to do the right thing. On the day of his sentencing,
the man facts the judge and said he was in
Vegas playing in the World Series of Poker to win
restitution money for his victims. He claimed to be up
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by about five thousand dollars so far.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Well.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
The judge postponed the man sentencing hearing and issued a
warrant for his immediate The man robbed a bank in Cleveland, Ohio,
and got away with a couple thousand dollars in cash.
During the getaway, the money became stained deep red due
to an exploding die pack hidden in the back well.
The suspect headed immediately to a nearby laundromat, but he
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didn't stuff the cash into a washing machine. Instead, he
fed the loot, one bill at a time into the
store's electronic bill changer.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Genius.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
This stuff that converted coinage into his pants well The
plan began to unravel when a police officer pulled up outside.
The suspect took off across the parking lot, dropping quarters
as he ran. The officer nabbed him with twenty three
pounds of quarters and a wad of ink stained bills
in his pocket. After successfully acting as his own attorney
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in two criminal cases, a Seabring, Florida man lost his
third case at charge of larceny for stealing law books
from the courthouse library. The man says he stole the
books to prepare his defense for the first two crimes.
Palisa in Amherst, New York, responded to a report of
a car accident to find both of the car's occupants
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unconscious in the back seat. Palisai, the man and his
wife had gotten into an argument on the way home
from a restaurant. The man stopped the car, punched his
wife in the face, and continued on his way home,
still beating her. When the woman climbed into the back
seat to avoid the blows, the husband climbed over the
seat to continue. The beating of the car was still moving.
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Leoco ran off the road into a clump of bushes,
and the couple were treated and release at a local hospital.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
And finally, the.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Chicago man, who had spent several minutes admiring the display
window at a jewelry store, decided to smash the window
and grab some trinkets. The man knew the thick glass
would be tough to break, so he pried the one
hundred pound cover off a nearby manhole and used it
to smash the window. After cleaning out the display and
stuffing the jewelry into his pockets, the man turned to
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make a run for it and fell into the open manhole.
If you got dumb Cruk news, I feel like it's
going to be a banner year. Mail it to John
boyd Billy Dumb Crook News po Box seventy six sixty
three Charlotte and C two eight.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Two four one, and we'd appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
Jump in here to a I number two at a
big show, John boydjevity will be played another win and
will be made. Phil McCracken part time receptionists and starved
the Nutcracker over the holiday season. Good morning, a big
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show is Ony Radio January fourth, Uh, just trying to
catch up on the mail.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
This that part of year where it kind of stacks
up over the holiday.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
That means he's done talking about.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Uh, Mahara got a Christmas card, Mahara the hot Dog
Girl from Martinsville. I love going through ay these Christmas
cards I get man from the hot Dog Girl at
Martinsville to Chris Wecker, number three man for the FBI
in the country. I like to just go through and
just look at all the scales that we do from
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from this end to that end.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
I mean, you know, and and not to say Mahara
is just as much fun. It's Chris. You know, well
she has more so because she's got to like that.
Well Chrish, Yeah, I got that.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
He's in Washington, at his family still around here, at
his lovely wife and uh it's a lovely daughters.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
I knew what.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
That's a fine looking family you got.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
There, Chris. You didn't even know he was a picture.
You didn't even know he was in the picture, number
three man.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
Somebody once said, sky beating, Hey look at this, just
open this John Boy, Billy the whole cast. I just
retired from the Navy after thirty years. I started out
as enlisted, joined the Submarine Force, and finally retired as
a captain. During my many years at sea, I watched
a lot of movies and TV shows off in the
soul entertainment during long patrols and deployments. My family used
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to take your shows and send them to me, and
I'd listen to one each day while underway on the submarine.
Obviously the news was a little dated, but it was
about the best thing I had to pass the time.
I'm taking the civilian job support my family. Now listen
live every morning on the planet on my way to work.
You all are great. No matter how grumpy I may
be heading in, you got something to cheer me up again.
Your shows are a gate morale booster during my career,
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and I thank you for them. And Chris Knag's the
captain US Navy retired and hope don't find his requests
and truth, but came across the drest he wants an
autograph picture.
Speaker 7 (21:40):
Man, I love you.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
That that is cool. Well, thank you very much, captain.
We're glad to help. That's cool man post war, damn eagle.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
That's me, CAV.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
I like hearing about stuff we do don't even know
what's being done. Yeah, there's my list.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Man, here's another one. What was my first statement? Of
two thousand and five, A new me every day, so
I don't get tired of myself.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
All right, Hey, Marns Belle, hot dog girl.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
I know it's gonna be a good year.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Boys.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
And by the way, I wouldn't eat that that came
way before Christmas.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
That's a little dated.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Yeah, good morning, got a big should the radio? All right, y'all,
let's jump into John Boy jabit and let's make one
of you happy.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Right now.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
I got to do is answer today's question. You want
to free membership to the Big Show. Now, let's say
also we got an old matel getting camping kit for
our friends at b C Powder. Okay, riddle me this, Batman.
This is blue when it's done, but it's red when
it's green.
Speaker 6 (22:47):
What is the Treasures of Queen Neffertity exhibit at the
Gotham Museum of History. That's how Robin used to do it.
All of a sudden, you know, one riddle, he had
everything figured out.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Robin will be good at John boyd Wait, that's why
Batman kept robbing around just to figure out the riddle.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
Robin was like Batman's billy Yeah, read to go costing
the car? Well, you know, Robin running around paint. He's
doing all the work.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
I feel your pain there boy.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Meanwhile, meanwhile, oh y'all, it's blue when it's done, but
it's red when it's green.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
One eight hundred.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Big show you toldvery line across America telling calling downe
go do we get a winter?
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Let's do it? Good morning, it's a big show on
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the radio, Yes, live across America. Here on March mpany
and all.
Speaker 6 (24:03):
The Batman of radio secret hideout, loud, ridiculous outfit and
two spare capes hanging up in the corner.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Heeez.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
He's say hey to Dennis out of Fordland, Missouri. Good morning, Dennis. Hey,
how you doing good?
Speaker 7 (24:22):
My man?
Speaker 1 (24:23):
How you this morning?
Speaker 9 (24:24):
All up?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Too bad?
Speaker 4 (24:25):
I'm a way home from working as your dogs?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Oh raining on yo? Did hey get home and go
to bed?
Speaker 4 (24:32):
Man?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
You get to go to bed when you get home.
As soon as I take your shoulder.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
The wife's getting mad at me.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
If I getting be careful, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Step in a poodle dougg shower.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
Go to bed, hie, man. I used to love that
when I worked the graveyard shift. Chocolate milk. Give me
some chocolate milk. Forget the shower anything flat, two, three, four?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Yeah, back back then I should have met Jaggie.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
All right, all right, well Dennis Riddle, is this This
is blue when it's done, but it's red when it's green.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
My guest was glass.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
You say glass, Well, let's see show us glass. I mean,
like I guess when you're when you're blowing glass?
Speaker 8 (25:26):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (25:26):
What is that? What happens? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:28):
I just taking a guess.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
I tried getting getting a hold of your guys shoot
for the last five years, and this first time I
got through.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
And this is the best you can do.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Hit the showers. Yeah, King in Dennes, I appreciate you. Listen, buddy,
keep trying.
Speaker 7 (25:47):
Man.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Let's go to Bob out of Columbus, Georgia. Hello, Bob, Hey,
how you doing doing good? Buddy? All right, it's not glass, Bob.
What do you think it is?
Speaker 4 (25:55):
You know, I think it's an egg plant. An eggplant?
Show us an eggplant. Is it a blue when it's done? Yeah,
egg plant does have a It's not an eggy color.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
It was a purplely color. Yeah, purple purplely.
Speaker 9 (26:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
No, if I said purply, you'd have been.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
Right on that.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
Well, but you didn't.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Alright, Avenue year, buddy, thank you.
Speaker 8 (26:20):
All right.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Let's go to Tommy out of Cleveland, Tennessee. Tommy, you
are up, buddy. How you doing?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
I'm all right?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Are you doing good? Doing good?
Speaker 8 (26:28):
All right?
Speaker 4 (26:29):
It's not glass, it's not eggplant. It's blue when it's done,
but it's red when it's green.
Speaker 7 (26:36):
I'm gonna have to guess blueberry.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Show us blueberry.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
And there you know what, my world, I got a
little exotic.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Fall off the stool. Oh good Tommy, congratulations there buddy,
first time colar.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
All right, you made the most of it. They got
you a free membership to the Big Show. Now relive
your excitement. Also went else to my tail getting camera
kid from.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
B C Fouder.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
Alright, I thank you, alight you well, it's.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
A big show on your radio. Thanks for joining us
this morning.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Hey, this is Adam saying you're listening to.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
The Big Show with John Boyd Music. Good morning, it's
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a big show on the radio.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
US HEID going through some mail here, pilop over the holidays.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Work work, work, work, work, work in the floors.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Look at this.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
Here's some pictures of a dog. It looks like a
Jack Russell Terry Donnis got a number eight. Dale Junior
had on sunglasses riding the number eight skateboard at the town.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
The dog right there on by a race fan, No doubt.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Uh their Jibillbilly encloses a picture of Atlas at his best.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
Let's say it's Danny Bailey at a Laurel Hill, North
Carolina and enclosed newspaper article here a picture of Danny
and in Atlas. The headline local dog exhibits knowledge of
and love for Earnhart.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
That's right out there with man kills fish with slip shouting.
Speaker 9 (28:46):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
Danny Baxley Ohn Enter and Danny Baxley of Gibson poses
with his dog Atlas Saturday at the Scotland Fiend Garden Center.
They won the talent competition of Purina's People in their
Amazing Animals and Talent Show. At List was asked three
questions during the contest. What number was Dale Earnhardt? He
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barked three times. How many championships did Earnhart win? He
barked seven times? What number is earn Hardt Jr? He
barked eight times. Finally, when asked would you rather be
dead or be Jeff Gordon? He rolled over and played dead.
Speaker 8 (29:23):
There we go.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
A video of the act will be sent to a
national competition where they have the opportunity to win five
thousand dollars. Saturday, the pair won a ribbon and a
gift certificate the Scotland Feed and Gardens Apply Atleas how
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asked how the competition was, he said, rough, Wow, good
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morning is a big show on the radio. Yes, sir,
all right, first time this year. Film and cracking at
work out of the receptionist desk. Let's go ahead and
go out here and listen in old Field.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Hello, bab your relief is here.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
And speaking of relief, hallelujah, the hallidays are over. I
think my tinker bell had rung for the last time.
So tell me what did Johnny Bravo get you for Christmas?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
A trip to New York? You lucky wench.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
I'd love to trade a little of these hate seed
hijinks for some of that high society.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
What then, what you hit a snag?
Speaker 8 (30:57):
Well?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (30:58):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (30:59):
You you were setting in first class and and the
stewardess said you were in the wrong seat.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Well, so oh she wanted you to move to coach.
Coach The nerve. So what, well, what what did you do?
Uh uh huh? You you told her you were blonde
and beautiful and you were going to New York. Well, yow,
so what what? What what did she say? Uh huh
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she she she got the other stewardess that the gang
up on you.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Huh what will you?
Speaker 8 (31:29):
You?
Speaker 2 (31:30):
You stood your ground, of course, No you didn't. You
told them all that you were blonde and beautiful and
you were going to New York.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Shut up.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Hello, no, honey, I've said that. That that that that
that's a figure of speech. That's right, keep talking. Guess
what what what what happened? Uh huh Oh the pilot
came out and he whispered something in your ear, and
you got up and moved a coach. Well what on
earth changed your mind? I see he told you that
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first class wasn't going to New York. Oh well that
was close. Listen you you run along. I think we
both need a break. Oh sy, she's as pretty as
a Christmas tree. I just wish more of the lights worked.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
John Boy, Billy big show. That says spelled speaking. I'm
help you. Oh hello, racing fat boy, Happy New Year?
Well what's wrong, dear, hang up on you. Don't be silly.
Why on earth would I do something like that, Oh,
racing fat boy, give me one good raising. Why i'd
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hang up on you?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
What's that?
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Because I hate you? Oh that's right, I stand.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Corrected, dimmy Big Joe filmed Alphew. Oh hello, Marcel. I'll
tell you I'll be fine once I get to the chiropractor.
Speaker 8 (33:03):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
I know I've said it before, but this time it's
for good. I'll never do the Nutcracker again. Listen, dear heart.
For one thing, I'm getting a little old to play
the Prince. All that prancing and jigging around the stage
of the Young Girl's Game was that. Yes, the costume
was a little snug. Thank you for noticing. They don't
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call up tights for nothing. Just try doing the splits
in a pair and you'll know why they call it
the Nutcracker. Oh stop, there was nothing flattering about squeezing
myself into that dance belt. Had more saddle bigs than
the Pony Express. No, Marcel, no, Marcel, that's it. My
ballet career is over. Well what do you mean it's
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all for the best? Oh, your friend Candy wanted to
play the Prince? Anyway, Marcel please on his best day,
and he couldn't rinse out my tunic. He said, he
said what he said? I should have played the Queen,
the Queen Mary?
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Oh he did, did he wall?
Speaker 2 (34:16):
It's on, girlfriend, listen, I gotta go, Marcell. I'll see
you tonight. And for Penny's sake, put the laundry away,
Babs front and center, take the helm. Mommy's going to
the gym. I got less than a year before the
next show, and there's lots of work to do. HOI,
lots and lots of work. Toodles, and you better watch out, Candy.
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Girlfriend has a sweet tooth.
Money pale.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
When I'm driving the bus in the morning, I always
get the troublemakers.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
But I figured out how to get rid of them.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I crank up the volume on the Big Show with
John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
They are a laugh riot and the crackheads hated.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Good Morning is a big Jona Radio, John Bomb, the
Piller's Randy Jaggie Micey Myers Theater, Dutch. Okay, I'm over
my post deportum New Year's deal thing.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Whatever we're about to be throwing out of the country. Man,
no where do you didn't show up there.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
That last week? Check his papers?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
He's going to immigration all week.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
I set some green card problem and use my credit
card so along it turned green. There you go. Yeah,
Happy New Year all right now, and get serious about
my resolution. If I'm gonna waste my life on y'all,
we have to give something.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I think I speak for all of us when I
say right back at you.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
It looks like he finally realized that there are seven
days in a week and seven John Boys, so he
can trot one out a different money.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
That's what I'm gona do.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
So I don't get tired of myself. What are we
gonna do. We have to deal with it.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I gonna deal with it through our humor.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do. So I don't get
tired of my like that one. All right, here's the list.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
That's a new one.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
I'll start new me every day so I don't get
tired of myself.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
All right, perfect? Oh man, here comes Tata. I bet
Tator can help me out. She don't look at it.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
There she goes, bring the sports section.
Speaker 7 (02:13):
Don't be right.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Oh no, y'all just hang out. I don't want to
pile too much on too much work. Here, first thing
this year. Yeah, and this first break here on day
four four the rest of the human stretch out.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Or what Yeah, y'all stretch.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
All right, and we'll give you legs up and played
as an outburst game in minutes. Hang on, good morning,
the big show is on the radio. Let me go
ahead and give you these three dates in history. Okay,
all right, because this is a make up the three
categories where you can win. All right, let's see what
we got here. It was, uh, January the fourth, two
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thousand and five, two thousand and five, okay, yes. Entertainer
Charles Sherwood Stratton would have been one hundred and sixty six.
He was made famous as a twenty eight inch tall
military man, General Tom Thumb and PT Bartum circus.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I knew it.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Stratton was just four years old when Barnum met him.
He was twenty five inches tall and weighed fifteen pounds
at the time. Barnum taught him to sing, dance and
perform and made him an international celebrity with.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
A tour of European.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Yeah, he actually performed, He got an engagement, actually performed
for the Queen of England.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Is that yeah?
Speaker 8 (03:36):
P T.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Barnum had it going on.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Well, hey, yeah, General Tom Thumb what he was singing
and dancing and doing the work, but just just taking
credit for it.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
On you straight? Yes?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Uh, General Tom Thumb. Final adult height would be thirty
three inches tall.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
I had a grosser spare.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
In February eighteen sixty three, he married Lavina Warren, who
was only two feet eight inches tall. The wedding was
front page news around the world. Above the fold.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I'm guessing first time I haven't been above the fold.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Actually, the couple stood the top of grand piano in
New York City's Grace Episcopal Church. To greet some two
thousand guests.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
They wanted us to stand on top of a wedding cake.
I had to drug the line someday, this.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Is not a freak show, all right, Tom thumb, little
man making it in a big man's world.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
There you go.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Oh it was on this date in nineteen ninety one,
the US Internal Revenue Service holds the first of several
auctions of property belonging to singer Willie Nelson to pay
off sixteen point seven million dollars in taxes and penalties.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
He owed he.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
Actually did an album to help settle this day. It
was called Who'll Buy My Memories? And all the royalties
went to the IRS.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
That's right, I wondered, did he ever square?
Speaker 6 (05:00):
I think so, yeah, yeah, from what I've read that
they the guy from the IRS said, we actually have
a very good relationship with Willie.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Now he's all paid up.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
So ninety one started that in two thousand and five. Now,
so that's fourteen years, made up sixteen point seven million
in taxes.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yep, Well he is in showbusiness. Put your mind to it.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
And finally, on this day in nineteen ninety five, industrial
designer Brooks Stevens died at eighty three. His streamline design
credits include the shapes of Studebaker's the Electric Iron Jeeps,
Harley Davidson's lawnmower's passenger trains, closed dryers, cigarette lighters, the
Miller beer logo, and the Oscar Meyer Wiener mobile. How
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about that, see, I bet he had some New Year's
resolutions he stuck there.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
This year, I'm going to create that Wiener mobiler house.
So there you go. That's where we're getting our three
cap of Gordy's what he pore mentioned prize packages.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Okay, you want to play one eight hundred big show,
You're total free line of your color nine.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
We'll do it with you. Next wanted a big show
(06:33):
at a right here?
Speaker 6 (06:39):
Okay, time.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Outburst.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Let's play Outburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
John Boyd gave.
Speaker 9 (06:52):
The prizes from the Big Prize bea let's go contested
number one. This should be a lot of fun when
you're playing out bost have them hurry up and guess
time you love the best time you love a big shots.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Welcome to the large broadst Joe had a sweet.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Water Tennessee shots.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Welcome Joe.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
He doing his one of Joe, pretty good, pretty good
in yourself new year, No good, havy new year to you.
All right, Joe, let's see if you can win. You're
all on your own. You're right here in the spotlight.
Five seconds you ready?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Okay, buddy, all right?
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Give us three circus side show attractions, ready to lady? Uh,
mister America on stilts and the trapeze artist.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Yeah or whatever, mister America on stilts?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah, Oh cool?
Speaker 5 (07:53):
What the side show attraction?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Did his pants cover the stilts?
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
No, that's why it stinks. I'm that's sad.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
All right, all right, Joe, here you go. Second kind
of goo. Are three things that are taxed?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Ready?
Speaker 5 (08:07):
Go?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Automobile tags, groceries, your paycheck?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Alrighty and now hid Joe's too Ando. Here it is.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
It's all on the line for the outright winner of
out versus morning Joe.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Three shapes ready, go.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Triangle, square, octagon, look at winning all right, octagon, first
time card? Alright, Joe, good work here, buddy. We're gonna
give you a free membership to the Big Show. Now
relive this memory of yours from right now.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Ready go, Dam's great, Thank you, Joe? Okay, buddy, good morning,
This Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
M I'll never forget the first.
Speaker 8 (08:53):
Time I met Yon Boy and Billy. Yon Boy carrying
Billy around wrapped up in a little towel. He making
sound kindly like a cat. Weren't no bigger than a squirrel.
John Boy wanted me to bury him out back under
that rock. Well, he kept crawling out of that towel.
(09:16):
After a while, order let him go. He crawled off summers.
John Boy, don't carr him around in a towel, no more.
Got a little basket for him.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
Little Feller, Little Feller.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Yeah, I never really got you over freaked out in
a fast food restaurant because someone going right.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Yes, believe it or not, what push you over there?
I've told you all this before, But I am I'm
tolerant to a lot of things. Oh yes you are.
But the one thing I work here training, the one
thing I have no tolerance for is in consideration. And
it's not I mean, it's not just against me. It
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can be a stranger being inconsiderate to another stranger. I've
seen you go off, and that's happened to me many
many times at a faster restaurant. Somebody on my side
of the counter, the customer side, you know, going off
on some you know teenager or some you know, middle
aged ladies who So you take it up for the workers,
that's right, Yeah, because you know it's always like, come on, man,
hurry up, man, how long does it take to make
(10:55):
a hamburger?
Speaker 6 (10:56):
Dude, calm down, it's a hamburger president's club.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
But he can still strike a blow against them.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Man, In all fairness, maybe those people just suck at
their job and they deserve it. You chewing up?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Well, I mean Pillers was really hungry.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
Yeah, they were out of fry.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I pulled back, but I didn't hit him. It turned
out alright, he's working with us.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Now.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
I acknowledge that there are a lot of people who
do aspire to be in the fast food industry, but
they're an awful lot more who are just doing it
because that's paying a bill. Right, Yeah, you know, so
they're not exactly striving to be the best at what
they do.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
They aren't trying to be any presidents class, right, Jiffy Wiener.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
How'd you know that's where I go? Well, look at
the way you're dressed, to be honest with They gave.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
Me a T shirt, but I can't wear it.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Well, the only time I got a little hot it
was like two weekends a row. I stopped by the
same place in Hamlet, North Carolina, and yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I like it is. I'm not gonna say, what do
I did in a large fry?
Speaker 6 (11:59):
Was it jiffy?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Our French fry machine is broken?
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Man?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
What a bummer?
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Imagine that bum bloody customers out. You know it takes
away half your wrap. You know you won't frize with that.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Well then and there was the next weekend in a
row fry machine has broke? Hey, is it really broken?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
It was probably like last No, sure, we just don't
like that. He might want to call somebody because you know,
fri is kind of a part of the menu, sir,
really not that popular. Nobody's ordered them in over a week.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Uh, fillers you ever you feel, Honestly, I haven't.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Honestly, I can't think of the time that.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
Goes off on Barbara when she brings the Boajangle biscuits in.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
No, honestly, I took a swing of the guy at
the Hearty this one time, but oh he was just
another customer line. Yeah, and he was just no. We
were actually sitting back there and he was this big,
stinky rat, crap smelling ross to looking guy. I said, man,
I said, take that outside. I said, you smell like
the back end of some farm animal.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
And he got what he's not supposed to mean mine?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I said, what's this? What does this sound like? Bush?
Come to shove? And I grabbed him by his crap
locks and dragged him outside. He was a lot of
fun as a cellmate.
Speaker 7 (13:19):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
We sang and told stories and made raisin wine in
the back of the toilet.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
All right, Well that'd be a new Year's resolution.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Let's draw out to snap in fast food places this year,
and don't be inconsiderate.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Shut up.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
In the morning to make shows on your radio. About
ten away from the hour, it's time for dumb cook
news the best or worse. Well, three men stripped down
to just their shoes and hats and streaked through a
Denny's restaurant in Spokane, Washington.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Maybe that'd worked for us before we kick off our dives.
It'd probably end up about like this story.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
You know, they don't call it streaking when you're standing
in lying.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
To get a sound.
Speaker 7 (14:36):
Well.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
The trio had left their car running outside when you
were a quick getaway, but while they were inside putting
on their show, a thief hopped in the car and
drove off with a streaker's clothes. The men shivered outside
in twenty degree cold until police arrived wreckage. The restaurant
owner declined to press charges as they figured they suffered.
(15:02):
A nineteen year old Chicago man suffered head injuries after
being hit by a fire hydrant cap. The man removed
the cap from the hydrant and lit a powerful M
one hundred firecracker underneath it.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
See what would happen? So what happened.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
When the explosive detonated, the cap shot up into the air,
then came back down and laid.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
It on the manse.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Tulsa, Oklahoma man ran through a red light in full
view of a police officer. When he spotted the blue lights,
the motorists hit the gas and led the cob on
adjacent speeds up to one hundred miles an hour. After
a few minutes, the suspect came to a highway toll plaza.
Instead of running through without paying, the man pulled up
to the booth stopped and was fumbling for the correct
change when the officer arrested you Hey, Toms River, New Jersey. Man,
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it was scheduled to be sent us in a million
dollar money laundering schemes kipped his hearing to play poker
in Las Vegas, but he says he was just trying
to do the right thing. On the day of his sentencing,
the man facts the judge and said he was in
Vegas playing in the World Series of Poker to win
restitution money for his victims. He claimed to be up
(16:15):
by about five thousand dollars so far.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Well.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
The judge postponed the man sentencing hearing and issued a
warrant for his immediate The man robbed a bank in Cleveland, Ohio,
and got away with a couple thousand dollars in cash.
During the getaway, the money became stained deep red due
to an exploding die pack hidden in the back well.
The suspect headed immediately to a nearby laundromat, but he
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didn't stuff the cash into a washing machine. Instead, he
fed the loot, one bill at a time into the
store's electronic bill changer.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Genius.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
This stuff that converted coinage into his pants well The
plan began to unravel when a police officer pulled up outside.
The suspect took off across the parking lot, dropping quarters
as he ran. The officer nabbed him with twenty three
pounds of quarters and a wad of ink stained bills
in his pocket. After successfully acting as his own attorney
(17:13):
in two criminal cases, a Seabring, Florida man lost his
third case at charge of larceny for stealing law books
from the courthouse library. The man says he stole the
books to prepare his defense for the first two crimes.
Palisa in Amherst, New York, responded to a report of
a car accident to find both of the car's occupants
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unconscious in the back seat. Palisai, the man and his
wife had gotten into an argument on the way home
from a restaurant. The man stopped the car, punched his
wife in the face, and continued on his way home,
still beating her. When the woman climbed into the back
seat to avoid the blows, the husband climbed over the
seat to continue. The beating of the car was still moving.
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Leoco ran off the road into a clump of bushes,
and the couple were treated and release at a local hospital.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
And finally, the.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Chicago man, who had spent several minutes admiring the display
window at a jewelry store, decided to smash the window
and grab some trinkets. The man knew the thick glass
would be tough to break, so he pried the one
hundred pound cover off a nearby manhole and used it
to smash the window. After cleaning out the display and
stuffing the jewelry into his pockets, the man turned to
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make a run for it and fell into the open manhole.
If you got dumb Cruk news, I feel like it's
going to be a banner year. Mail it to John
boyd Billy Dumb Crook News po Box seventy six sixty
three Charlotte and C two eight.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Two four one, and we'd appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
Jump in here to a I number two at a
big show, John boydjevity will be played another win and
will be made. Phil McCracken part time receptionists and starved
the Nutcracker over the holiday season. Good morning, a big
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show is Ony Radio January fourth, Uh, just trying to
catch up on the mail.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
This that part of year where it kind of stacks
up over the holiday.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
That means he's done talking about.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Uh, Mahara got a Christmas card, Mahara the hot Dog
Girl from Martinsville. I love going through ay these Christmas
cards I get man from the hot Dog Girl at
Martinsville to Chris Wecker, number three man for the FBI
in the country. I like to just go through and
just look at all the scales that we do from
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from this end to that end.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
I mean, you know, and and not to say Mahara
is just as much fun. It's Chris. You know, well
she has more so because she's got to like that.
Well Chrish, Yeah, I got that.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
He's in Washington, at his family still around here, at
his lovely wife and uh it's a lovely daughters.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
I knew what.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
That's a fine looking family you got.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
There, Chris. You didn't even know he was a picture.
You didn't even know he was in the picture, number
three man.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
Somebody once said, sky beating, Hey look at this, just
open this John Boy, Billy the whole cast. I just
retired from the Navy after thirty years. I started out
as enlisted, joined the Submarine Force, and finally retired as
a captain. During my many years at sea, I watched
a lot of movies and TV shows off in the
soul entertainment during long patrols and deployments. My family used
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to take your shows and send them to me, and
I'd listen to one each day while underway on the submarine.
Obviously the news was a little dated, but it was
about the best thing I had to pass the time.
I'm taking the civilian job support my family. Now listen
live every morning on the planet on my way to work.
You all are great. No matter how grumpy I may
be heading in, you got something to cheer me up again.
Your shows are a gate morale booster during my career,
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and I thank you for them. And Chris Knag's the
captain US Navy retired and hope don't find his requests
and truth, but came across the drest he wants an
autograph picture.
Speaker 7 (21:40):
Man, I love you.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
That that is cool. Well, thank you very much, captain.
We're glad to help. That's cool man post war, damn eagle.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
That's me, CAV.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
I like hearing about stuff we do don't even know
what's being done. Yeah, there's my list.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Man, here's another one. What was my first statement? Of
two thousand and five, A new me every day, so
I don't get tired of myself.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
All right, Hey, Marns Belle, hot dog girl.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
I know it's gonna be a good year.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Boys.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
And by the way, I wouldn't eat that that came
way before Christmas.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
That's a little dated.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Yeah, good morning, got a big should the radio? All right, y'all,
let's jump into John Boy jabit and let's make one
of you happy.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Right now.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
I got to do is answer today's question. You want
to free membership to the Big Show. Now, let's say
also we got an old matel getting camping kit for
our friends at b C Powder. Okay, riddle me this, Batman.
This is blue when it's done, but it's red when
it's green.
Speaker 6 (22:47):
What is the Treasures of Queen Neffertity exhibit at the
Gotham Museum of History. That's how Robin used to do it.
All of a sudden, you know, one riddle, he had
everything figured out.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Robin will be good at John boyd Wait, that's why
Batman kept robbing around just to figure out the riddle.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
Robin was like Batman's billy Yeah, read to go costing
the car? Well, you know, Robin running around paint. He's
doing all the work.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
I feel your pain there boy.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Meanwhile, meanwhile, oh y'all, it's blue when it's done, but
it's red when it's green.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
One eight hundred.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Big show you toldvery line across America telling calling downe
go do we get a winter?
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Let's do it? Good morning, it's a big show on
(23:55):
the radio, Yes, live across America. Here on March mpany
and all.
Speaker 6 (24:03):
The Batman of radio secret hideout, loud, ridiculous outfit and
two spare capes hanging up in the corner.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Heeez.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
He's say hey to Dennis out of Fordland, Missouri. Good morning, Dennis. Hey,
how you doing good?
Speaker 7 (24:22):
My man?
Speaker 1 (24:23):
How you this morning?
Speaker 9 (24:24):
All up?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Too bad?
Speaker 4 (24:25):
I'm a way home from working as your dogs?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Oh raining on yo? Did hey get home and go
to bed?
Speaker 4 (24:32):
Man?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
You get to go to bed when you get home.
As soon as I take your shoulder.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
The wife's getting mad at me.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
If I getting be careful, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Step in a poodle dougg shower.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
Go to bed, hie, man. I used to love that
when I worked the graveyard shift. Chocolate milk. Give me
some chocolate milk. Forget the shower anything flat, two, three, four?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Yeah, back back then I should have met Jaggie.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
All right, all right, well Dennis Riddle, is this This
is blue when it's done, but it's red when it's green.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
My guest was glass.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
You say glass, Well, let's see show us glass. I mean,
like I guess when you're when you're blowing glass?
Speaker 8 (25:26):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (25:26):
What is that? What happens? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:28):
I just taking a guess.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
I tried getting getting a hold of your guys shoot
for the last five years, and this first time I
got through.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
And this is the best you can do.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Hit the showers. Yeah, King in Dennes, I appreciate you. Listen, buddy,
keep trying.
Speaker 7 (25:47):
Man.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Let's go to Bob out of Columbus, Georgia. Hello, Bob, Hey,
how you doing doing good? Buddy? All right, it's not glass, Bob.
What do you think it is?
Speaker 4 (25:55):
You know, I think it's an egg plant. An eggplant?
Show us an eggplant. Is it a blue when it's done? Yeah,
egg plant does have a It's not an eggy color.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
It was a purplely color. Yeah, purple purplely.
Speaker 9 (26:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
No, if I said purply, you'd have been.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
Right on that.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
Well, but you didn't.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Alright, Avenue year, buddy, thank you.
Speaker 8 (26:20):
All right.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Let's go to Tommy out of Cleveland, Tennessee. Tommy, you
are up, buddy. How you doing?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
I'm all right?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Are you doing good? Doing good?
Speaker 8 (26:28):
All right?
Speaker 4 (26:29):
It's not glass, it's not eggplant. It's blue when it's done,
but it's red when it's green.
Speaker 7 (26:36):
I'm gonna have to guess blueberry.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Show us blueberry.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
And there you know what, my world, I got a
little exotic.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Fall off the stool. Oh good Tommy, congratulations there buddy,
first time colar.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
All right, you made the most of it. They got
you a free membership to the Big Show. Now relive
your excitement. Also went else to my tail getting camera
kid from.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
B C Fouder.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
Alright, I thank you, alight you well, it's.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
A big show on your radio. Thanks for joining us
this morning.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Hey, this is Adam saying you're listening to.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
The Big Show with John Boyd Music. Good morning, it's
(27:58):
a big show on the radio.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
US HEID going through some mail here, pilop over the holidays.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Work work, work, work, work, work in the floors.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Look at this.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
Here's some pictures of a dog. It looks like a
Jack Russell Terry Donnis got a number eight. Dale Junior
had on sunglasses riding the number eight skateboard at the town.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
The dog right there on by a race fan, No doubt.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Uh their Jibillbilly encloses a picture of Atlas at his best.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
Let's say it's Danny Bailey at a Laurel Hill, North
Carolina and enclosed newspaper article here a picture of Danny
and in Atlas. The headline local dog exhibits knowledge of
and love for Earnhart.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
That's right out there with man kills fish with slip shouting.
Speaker 9 (28:46):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
Danny Baxley Ohn Enter and Danny Baxley of Gibson poses
with his dog Atlas Saturday at the Scotland Fiend Garden Center.
They won the talent competition of Purina's People in their
Amazing Animals and Talent Show. At List was asked three
questions during the contest. What number was Dale Earnhardt? He
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barked three times. How many championships did Earnhart win? He
barked seven times? What number is earn Hardt Jr? He
barked eight times. Finally, when asked would you rather be
dead or be Jeff Gordon? He rolled over and played dead.
Speaker 8 (29:23):
There we go.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
A video of the act will be sent to a
national competition where they have the opportunity to win five
thousand dollars. Saturday, the pair won a ribbon and a
gift certificate the Scotland Feed and Gardens Apply Atleas how
(29:45):
asked how the competition was, he said, rough, Wow, good
(30:15):
morning is a big show on the radio. Yes, sir,
all right, first time this year. Film and cracking at
work out of the receptionist desk. Let's go ahead and
go out here and listen in old Field.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Hello, bab your relief is here.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
And speaking of relief, hallelujah, the hallidays are over. I
think my tinker bell had rung for the last time.
So tell me what did Johnny Bravo get you for Christmas?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
A trip to New York? You lucky wench.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
I'd love to trade a little of these hate seed
hijinks for some of that high society.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
What then, what you hit a snag?
Speaker 8 (30:57):
Well?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (30:58):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (30:59):
You you were setting in first class and and the
stewardess said you were in the wrong seat.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Well, so oh she wanted you to move to coach.
Coach The nerve. So what, well, what what did you do?
Uh uh huh? You you told her you were blonde
and beautiful and you were going to New York. Well, yow,
so what what? What what did she say? Uh huh
(31:26):
she she she got the other stewardess that the gang
up on you.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Huh what will you?
Speaker 8 (31:29):
You?
Speaker 2 (31:30):
You stood your ground, of course, No you didn't. You
told them all that you were blonde and beautiful and
you were going to New York.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Shut up.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Hello, no, honey, I've said that. That that that that
that's a figure of speech. That's right, keep talking. Guess
what what what what happened? Uh huh Oh the pilot
came out and he whispered something in your ear, and
you got up and moved a coach. Well what on
earth changed your mind? I see he told you that
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first class wasn't going to New York. Oh well that
was close. Listen you you run along. I think we
both need a break. Oh sy, she's as pretty as
a Christmas tree. I just wish more of the lights worked.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
John Boy, Billy big show. That says spelled speaking. I'm
help you. Oh hello, racing fat boy, Happy New Year?
Well what's wrong, dear, hang up on you. Don't be silly.
Why on earth would I do something like that, Oh,
racing fat boy, give me one good raising. Why i'd
(32:42):
hang up on you?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
What's that?
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Because I hate you? Oh that's right, I stand.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Corrected, dimmy Big Joe filmed Alphew. Oh hello, Marcel. I'll
tell you I'll be fine once I get to the chiropractor.
Speaker 8 (33:03):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
I know I've said it before, but this time it's
for good. I'll never do the Nutcracker again. Listen, dear heart.
For one thing, I'm getting a little old to play
the Prince. All that prancing and jigging around the stage
of the Young Girl's Game was that. Yes, the costume
was a little snug. Thank you for noticing. They don't
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call up tights for nothing. Just try doing the splits
in a pair and you'll know why they call it
the Nutcracker. Oh stop, there was nothing flattering about squeezing
myself into that dance belt. Had more saddle bigs than
the Pony Express. No, Marcel, no, Marcel, that's it. My
ballet career is over. Well what do you mean it's
(33:50):
all for the best? Oh, your friend Candy wanted to
play the Prince? Anyway, Marcel please on his best day,
and he couldn't rinse out my tunic. He said, he
said what he said? I should have played the Queen,
the Queen Mary?
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Oh he did, did he wall?
Speaker 2 (34:16):
It's on, girlfriend, listen, I gotta go, Marcell. I'll see
you tonight. And for Penny's sake, put the laundry away,
Babs front and center, take the helm. Mommy's going to
the gym. I got less than a year before the
next show, and there's lots of work to do. HOI,
lots and lots of work. Toodles, and you better watch out, Candy.
(34:38):
Girlfriend has a sweet tooth.
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