January 16, 2025 • 41 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Comedian Killer Beaz checks in as he hits the road to kick off his 2025 tour stops.. - We’ve got details on the Jimmy Buffet Retirement Village.. - Cadbury goes gator hunting and Marvin Webster has some concerns over Archie’s new girlfriend…
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Good morning. It's a big show Radio. Helly you lindsay
premise here.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
When I'm on this side of the pond, I get
my daily dose of culture and edification every morning from
these two delightful lads, John Boy and Billy right here
on the big show. You know, I hate to break
it to you boys, but where I come from, you're
all Yankees.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Who will?
Speaker 4 (00:25):
I thought it was funny.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
And I can do the new. I'man Adam say hey,
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the Thursday, January sixteenth, all right, that's a good tribe.
We'll work on that. I was going here January the sixteenth,
twenty twenty five. They got it here. Let's see here
we're looking at old favorite Southern rock man the next
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generation Jib Mother Mary, Sherman Pratts bands playing the Bird's
Nest Listening Room and done North Carolina. Y'all boy, listening
to us out of Fayetteville, North Carolina. There you get
the done of the Bird's Nest. Sunday January twenty six
that would be one week from this Sunday you get
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to see Sherman Pratts band job Mother Mary, the Bird's
Nest listening Room and it's nice man. I see here,
we got the first prize pack. I'm gonna go ahead
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wake up. We're ahead of you. Big shows on the radio.
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Good morning, Big shows on a radio. All right, told
you about the bird T County Peanuts prize pack we
played for first day this morning. So let's get you ready.
Look at our three dates in history where we got
our categories. January sixteenth, there was nineteen seventy eight. Missus
Grace Patterson died in Joplin, Missouri, leaving her two hundred
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and fifty thousand dollars estay, including a three bedroom home
and a her pet cemetery, to her cat, Charlie Chan.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
It makes a lot of people angry when folks leave
their money and things to their animals.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
It's more trouble because excuse me, so now you've got
to get a caretaker, an administrator, a lawyer, a bookkeeper.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
And all this.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
It's just a mess.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Gave your money to your family. If you don't have
a family, find a neighbor.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
The cat just wants some cat nipping at a place.
Leave the cat to somebody. It's property. Oh all right, Grayson,
why did I think of that? Let's move up to
nineteen ninety six. Jamaican authorities fired on Jimmy Buffett's seaplane.
That's taken if we're a drug trafficker's plane, you two.
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Singer Bono was with Buffet when that happened. Neither was hurt, Goes.
Buffet wrote a song please come to Jamaica promos not
out of this guy. And there was other words that
rhymed does make a better song.
Speaker 6 (04:09):
I've never been sobered about the concerts could have been.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Finally, oh seven and Tyler Hasse, Florida. Hunter's wife said,
was she opened the refrigerator, the duck her husband killed
two days earlier, raised its head and looked at her.
What the chicken do.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
Well?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
The woman says, She freaked out and told her daughter
to get that duck to the hospital right now. We
got the wives. The last report the duck shot in
the wing and leg was doing well. That the Goose
Creek Wildlife Sanctuary. It wasn't special that he was gonna
get mounted. It's alive and well, if dugs are tough,
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they're stubborn. I know that some of them mean. That's
something that hard unless you hit him just right. Man,
I'm tough. I thought he thought he was in a spot.
Oh I liked it.
Speaker 7 (05:09):
All right.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Well, where's that category is?
Speaker 7 (05:11):
That'll work?
Speaker 8 (05:12):
One?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Eight hundred big shows you told free Line. Come on,
we play out Birds next. Oh, good morning. That's a
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big show on the radio for your Thursday, January sixteenth.
Our feature track from the Big Show bit Box I
broad called Marvin Webster comic book. Archie has a new
girlfriend virtual key words Archie girlfriend. It a big not
coming right now, lest he's doin.
Speaker 9 (06:06):
Upburst. Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boy Billy to give the prizes from the big
prize being Let's go He contested number one. This should
really be a lot of fun when you're playing upburst,
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have a hurry up and guest time.
Speaker 7 (06:29):
You have the best time.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
You have a big shots per say Hi and Casey
from Sartello, Missus Sippett, we have shots.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Good morning Casey.
Speaker 7 (06:50):
Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Hey, what welcome a dear. Let's get you through the
categories case and get you at burnteen Counting Peanuts Prize
bag that is at the end of the rainbow. You
ready to go in five seconds? Three things in an
estate ready, go home, home, cash and car bam. Now
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give us three singers dead or alive, ready to go,
Jimmy Buppett, Elvis, Presley Haint Williams Jr. And for the win.
Three things you're putting the fridge ready go milk, egg
and beer and then bird tea County Peanuts prize pick.
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Casey headed down and saw tello for you, buddy. Alrighty,
thank you, you got it.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
All right.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
We're gonna jump out and catch you up on your
new We've got our time capsule right on the other side.
That's empointment that says Miss Garuba.
Speaker 8 (08:31):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export, and it's time for Oliver.
Speaker 10 (08:53):
Well well, well, so I guess that New Year's resolution
to lose weight is gone by the wayside. Diets are tough.
You either don't get enough to eat, you don't get
enough variety, or you go broke on some TV weight
loss scheme that doesn't really work. Remember Larry the cable
(09:14):
guy bragging he lost so much weight. Now he looks
like Larry that can't push himself away from the table
guy whoa Well. The other day, over a big filling
glass of toilet water and a carrot stick, I noticed
that two year old's always seemed to look so trim,
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except for the little Asian ones who plump up nicely.
But since you don't see many toddlers pumping iron at
the why it must be their diet. So I did
a little research, and after some close observation, I've discovered
the four day Miracle toddler diet. Let me preach on it.
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Day one breakfast, two bites of a scrambled egg, Dump
the rest on the floor, one bite of heavily buttered toast,
Use what's left to comb your hair. Lunch, four crayons
any color, and three stale friedos from under the couch
cushion glass of milk only three SIPs, then pour the
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rest in dad's sock. Draw dinner a stick from the yard,
two pennies and a nickel, four SIPs of water out
of the bird bath. Day two breakfast one pop tart
any flavor, eat the crust and put the rest in
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mom's favorite book. Drink half bottle of vanilla extract lunch.
Finish the food in the cat's dish. One half tube
of older sister's hot pink lipstick and a dust bunny
dessert one ice cube if desired. Midday stack tourtsi roll
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pop rolled in dirt, Let clean, repeat, then bring in
the house and stick to the back of the couch
for later.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Dinner.
Speaker 10 (11:19):
Three uncooked beans, swallow two, put the third in your nose.
Mashed potatoes mixed with a healthy splash of grape kool aid,
eat with straw. Day three breakfast two pancakes with way
too much syrup. Eat one with fingers. Use leftover syrup
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on hand to tame that cow.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Lick hole.
Speaker 10 (11:46):
Stick other pancake in half glass of milk, Take sucker
off back of couch, Lick off the fuzz, and use
to stir pancake and milk to make smoothie lunch, peanut
butter and dog food sandwich, handful of free range caterpillars
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with aerosol cheese for toffee. If still hungry, have three matches,
swig of mom's gene the tee for a palette cleanser dinner,
microwave mac and cheese topped with Arts and crafts paste.
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Half roll of toilet paper gum from under the coffee
table for dessert. Final day breakfast, quarter tube of toothpaste,
a bite of soap suggest life Boy, and an olive
from the old man's wet bar. Bowl of cereal with
equal parts corn flakes and sugar. Drink milk, feed cereal
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to dog lunch, eat light, hunt and peck the crumbs
off the kitchen floor and dining room carpet. If you
have trouble using your fingers, get that sucker off the.
Speaker 11 (13:03):
Back of the cap.
Speaker 10 (13:06):
Dinner splurge. Go to the Chinese buffet with your parents.
Wander around the dining room, grazing off dropped dumplings and
mystery meat on floor. Wander in the kitchen, help yourself
to some chicken sushi. So nightcap stick of mascara out
of mom's purse. Then repeat is needed. You're guaranteed to
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lose weight, either by throwing up or having your stomach pumped.
After all, the only thing that matters is results.
Speaker 8 (13:38):
You're welcome, chum boyan.
Speaker 12 (13:47):
Billy, by the powers vested in me by the Federal
Communications Commission. I command you to get on the microphone
in a serious manner and continue this broadcast.
Speaker 11 (13:58):
Good morning read here, oh dumb right.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Good morning. That's a big showing the radio. Let's turn
it over to mister Rubarb.
Speaker 11 (14:34):
Hello, Stape's head it Randy, Good morning everyone. It's mister
I like to start off before I get into my
usual deep intellectual humor, with one for the kiddies. What's
brown and sticky?
Speaker 4 (14:52):
He said, he didn't know you're looking for thought?
Speaker 1 (14:56):
You were looking for you?
Speaker 7 (14:59):
What?
Speaker 11 (14:59):
What was the question against questions?
Speaker 9 (15:02):
Right?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
What's brown and sticky?
Speaker 11 (15:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
You do your joke, that's your line?
Speaker 7 (15:09):
Do over?
Speaker 11 (15:09):
Okay? What's brown and sticky?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
A stick?
Speaker 11 (15:14):
Get it?
Speaker 7 (15:19):
What goes?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Ninety nine?
Speaker 7 (15:21):
Bunk?
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Ninety nine bunk?
Speaker 11 (15:23):
What a centipede with a wooden leg?
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Is that one for the kiddies too?
Speaker 11 (15:30):
I think all of these are okay? What's green? Sets
in a corner and cries, what the incredible suck?
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah? Green crime sucking my green.
Speaker 7 (15:43):
I'm green, I'm in a corner.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
No, because the hulk is green.
Speaker 10 (15:49):
Talk.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
I don't think too much?
Speaker 4 (15:53):
What I mean? Why doesn't anyone?
Speaker 11 (15:58):
Doesn't anyone here know what?
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Humor is off a balance there?
Speaker 11 (16:03):
Why doesn't anyone kiss vampires because they have back breadth?
Who was the best dancer at the monster's party? The boogeyman?
Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? Which outside?
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What did the snails say when he hitched a ride
on the turtle?
Speaker 1 (16:33):
You said that funny?
Speaker 11 (16:35):
What has four legs and goes boo? What a cow
with a cold? What do you get when you cross
a centipede with a parrot a walkie talkie? What about
a shark with a parrot? What an animal that talks
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your head off? A vampire with a snowman? What frost bite?
This guy goes to a costume party with a girl
on his back? What the heck are you? Said the
host Inquizzically, I'm a snail, said the guy. But you
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have a girl on your back, said the host. He said, yeah,
that's Michelle.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Yeah, good sense.
Speaker 11 (17:28):
No, there was one time a little What are you
going to start interrupting now?
Speaker 1 (17:35):
I was just gonna say, do the snail on the
back of the.
Speaker 11 (17:37):
Turtle again, Billy. There was a little dog named Fluffy.
There was, yes, okay, back when I was dating a
girl that had the little dog, smartest dog you ever saw.
You a real good trick. You could make your arms
into a hoop and Fluffy would jump through. One day,
I was playing with Fluffy on the balcony. I thought
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it'd be fun to do that trick. Well, Fluffy jumped
up over the railing off the bat man. She came
out and said, where's Fluffy? Said, I don't know, but
he's been acting depressed.
Speaker 7 (18:17):
Well that's all I had.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
That's why there's not a missus.
Speaker 11 (18:22):
Yeah, but I'm not one of those. By the way,
Randy like that shirt.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Oh so your material sucks, so you're gonna turn on
the Yeah.
Speaker 11 (18:30):
It usually works for John Boy. If I'm mister Rubarb
saying I'm mister rubab Right.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Good morning, the big show is on your radio.
Speaker 13 (18:44):
I'll tell you I never see that thing like my life.
The sude belly up. There's food everywhere flued through the air,
said Bulls and hands. People eat them with their figures,
defeat other people's feet. It's unbelievable. Oh with the sprints,
you can't imagine.
Speaker 10 (18:58):
Chicken and biscuits of the old Pigs are a great,
big sticky.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
That's what it's like at the Junk Boy of Bully Pig.
Sure it's a buffet from start to finish. There should
be a cover charge.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 13 (19:07):
The only thing missing napkins. I guess that's what your
shirt is for you faint the cleaning bill. Oh my head,
you can eat that. Good morning.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
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Speaker 7 (20:21):
Really know.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Our boy killer Bee's is hitting the road on purpose.
We'll find that way go and was over with our
latest moonshiner Buddy as well man in minutes. Big Show
rolls on Good Morning Big Shows on a radio. Coming up,
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now let's leave the creepy to our buddy Killer Bees.
(21:09):
He is on the line. Of course. I'm just getting
Hey Killer, good morning. We love you, buddy. Worried I
hack you, Ben Boy.
Speaker 14 (21:16):
Hey man, you boys, I am. I am at home
in Mobile, Alabama. We just got it, dude. We were
in Nashville last week, uh huh, and five inches of
snow canceled shows all this up.
Speaker 7 (21:30):
It was so.
Speaker 14 (21:31):
Freaking cold, man. They actually would bring bustloads of people
in just to huddle around Jelly Rod.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
It does give off a lot of heat out here.
Speaker 14 (21:41):
So thank you, ladies and gentlemen. I wrote that special
for this interview, sir.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
You are awesome, buddy. Well, let me tell our listeners
where they can see you up close and personal. Tomorrow night, Winterville,
Georgia at the Marigold Auditory for Arts and Culture. Uh
sneaking in the back door.
Speaker 14 (22:06):
Yeah, I used a state name.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
That's Winterville, Georgia. Tomorrow night Saturday, Abbeyville, South Carolina, of
the Abbeyville Opera House. Then you're making your way up
around us. Next Friday, Cornelius, North Carolina at the Cane
Center for the Arts. And then we'll look down the
road March fifteenth, you'll be of the Historic State Theater
Complex and Elizabethtown, Kentucky. But right now, Winterville, Georgia Tomorrow night, Abbyville,
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South Carolina Saturday, the Cornelius on the next Friday, the
twenty fourth. All right, just right quick, while we're here,
how can they get tickets? Go ahead and write that
down KILLIP.
Speaker 14 (22:45):
That would be killerbees dot com b E A Z
because we didn't know any better. And or just reach
out to the Marygoat Auditorium or the Abbeyville Opera House,
so forth and so on, and you can come see me,
your hero. Whether you knew it or not, it will
be We're famous comedian, part time swimsuit model. Hey, and
(23:08):
this and this one week of next Tuesday, one week
from tonight, I think is another one of my Moonshiner's
episodes on Discovery count there you go, bluddy, y'all can
watch me may Moonshine with He'll Billies and hide them
the police on camera.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
I hear you. Have you done that Master Distiller of
the show yet, Keyler? Were you? You know you make
stuff on the spat.
Speaker 14 (23:37):
Yes, I have. As a matter of fact, I have
a new Master Distiller episode coming up, a one Master
Distiller in twenty twenty two, and so they've had me
back and the new one will come up. I don't
know just when that air date is, but it's on
the way. We did that one in Ashville this past
years and so it was a really good one too. Man.
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I took my boats with Mew. You know what. The
other competitors really had an issue with me pulling a
blow to it. Well, I'm not so to steal the beans, okay,
But I think I think one of my regular Moonshine
episodes is next Tuesday, and they may be having uh
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that that Master Distiller may be coming up then as well.
Don't know, but keep an eye out. Discovery Channel Tuesday
nights eight o'clock Eastern.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
We have watched Margan Digger and take you out in
the woods. Wait a minute, they abused him a little bit,
but but but he came up and you have you
done it? Jiller?
Speaker 14 (24:45):
Congratulations, I'm well thanks man. You know, no one has
ever been hazed on that show like they did. Mean
that now, but but like you said, I survived. I'm
in my ninth season with them, and they've taught me
how to mash in. I can build a steal, I
can do the runs. So it's an absolute cool thing.
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Oh and don't forget to check out your local package
store for the Killer Bees apple Lachian ambrosia moonshine.
Speaker 7 (25:15):
That's right, got that going.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Too on the shelves now, Killer Bees Appalachian Ambrosia moonshine.
Speaker 14 (25:26):
My pastor loves it.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
I think Elijah up there, you know, back in the
day he was a reverend that made the Jack Daniels
for the first time with GMB. I don't know, I'll
get it mixed up. But what's the first thing.
Speaker 14 (25:45):
Well, thank you God works some mysterious ways, all.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Right, That got you, buddy. That's awesome. So all right,
so let's review Killer Bees Winterville, Georgia, tomorrow night in
the Merrigold Auditory for Arts and Culture, Abbeyville, South Carolina.
Abbeville Opera House this Saturday. The next Friday Cornelia's, North Carolina,
the Cane Center for the Arts.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
You know, I don't take this the wrong way, killer,
but these all sound a little too high brow for you.
Speaker 14 (26:16):
I know.
Speaker 7 (26:16):
Man.
Speaker 14 (26:17):
When they said the Abbeyville Opera House, I'm I isn't
that pronounced Oprey?
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Now you've been in the grand old opry many many times,
done well? Yeah, so Abbyville.
Speaker 14 (26:31):
Man, what I've done twenty four grand old oprys. That
just amazes me. Man, I'm so kicking.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
And you you ain't throwing down here the buddy. You
picked up your church attendance, you got your own moonshine,
and you on the road spreading humor.
Speaker 14 (26:47):
Hey, dude, I tell you what though I feel it though,
seventy one years old, brother, forty three years doing stand up.
Speaker 7 (26:55):
Wow.
Speaker 14 (26:55):
So I get tired a little quicker these days. But man,
what a blessing to make people lift to to laugh
and smile and lift them up for a living, man,
I would trade it for absolutely nothing, I said.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Of course, your audience would appreciate a little shorter show.
I'm just trying to look on the bright side for you, hey.
Speaker 14 (27:16):
And we're doing a lot of shows earlier in the
evening these days because my fans don't like driving after dark,
so so.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Go eat your shopper about four o'clock and Killer before dark.
All right, perfect, man, you the man killing. We have.
We have been through a line over.
Speaker 7 (27:33):
These years, that way, Yes, we have.
Speaker 10 (27:36):
Man.
Speaker 14 (27:38):
Terry was telling the story about Humphy Wheeler's call the
other day. Yeah, in feed idiots all that stuff. Man,
what a great trip it's been, Brothers.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
It has not over yet. We're still being blessed every
day and getting to do a job, ain't with buddy?
Speaker 14 (27:54):
Yeah, body, and I tell you what once again, man,
thank you for letting me come in and visit you
guys in the stick a few months back. That was
an absolute treat, brother. I absolutely love that.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Well, you gotta come back. Yeah, you gotta do it, buddy,
all right, I will.
Speaker 14 (28:10):
I'll bring my flamethrower next time.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Before we'll get into the farm. Burn some stuff. I
like you man by Killer. We love you, buddy. We
will see you soon. You travel safe, Hey, you gotta
love y'all too boy. Well, let's play John Boy Jeopardy.
Let's jump right in here. We need to review yesterday's question.
We found out that most of our body parts have
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official medical names, but apparently something didn't rank high enough
to earn one like even today. This is where you
will find your number two, number three, and number four?
Speaker 4 (28:41):
What is on your feet?
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yeah? That would make them your toes? Are your toes?
Speaker 7 (28:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Second one after the biggin Okay, well, let's play John
Boy Jeopardy today. According to the experts, this is the
single most danger us drive through item to have in
your car. What is a spork? Well with you? I've
seen you drives. What do y'all got?
Speaker 4 (29:11):
One?
Speaker 7 (29:11):
Eight hundred?
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Big Show you told free line? We go to wee
get the winner. We play John Board Jeopardary. Next Good
(29:42):
Thursday morning, January the sixteenth, The Big Shows on the
Radio whatever feature track for The Big Show, Big Box
Marvin Webster comic book. Archie has a new girlfriend. As
there's my gin you words Archie girlfriend the mid Box
at the Big Show dot Com. Now let's play yeas
(30:03):
live across America.
Speaker 11 (30:04):
It's John Boy jeb but wow, why now your hosts
the most.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Dangerous thing he ever got from a drive through was Taco.
Speaker 11 (30:11):
Bell's beefy black beat bean perrito with jalipenios.
Speaker 15 (30:16):
It's also when he got banned from Uber. He's John
Boy that ain As I headed James out of rock Hill,
South Carolina, Good morning, James, Good morning, John Boy, the moddy.
You got the first shot of John Boy Jepary this morning. So,
uh see what you got?
Speaker 1 (30:35):
According to the experts, this is the single most dangerous
drive through item to have in your car. We have
eliminated the sport. So what you got, James?
Speaker 7 (30:46):
I would say, hot coffee?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Let's see if you're right? Show us hot coffee.
Speaker 7 (30:53):
You all.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
I guess that was a big suit the adonals had
to pay. Yeah, there's a lot more to that story.
You want to google it sometimes?
Speaker 4 (31:02):
Why you make me?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
James gonna work? Bully? You got the happy Word prize?
Back head down the rock hill for you?
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (31:09):
Can I give a shout out you, sir?
Speaker 5 (31:12):
I would like to give a shout out to my
most beautiful wife, Barbara, and my three three big dogs,
puff Up, Rufus and Bonnie.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
By my brother's Bonnie sick said said good work at James,
my buddy, I gonna oh, I've got to shout out
to the wife, to the dogs. So get there. We're
gonna be shout out to Jimmy Buffett's Margueritaville. We'll explain
that right after hear a news good morning. It's a
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big showing the radio about out earlier this morning, on
this date, nineteen ninety six, when Jamaican authorities fired on
Buffet seaplane thought it was a drug trafficker. Him and
Bono was trying to relax, well, try to have a
by rita. There might have been a little cannabis on board.
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They were not charged with anything. I followed that came,
Oh they hate it. If you follow it right to
a retirement community you might like, won't check this out.
Speaker 7 (33:06):
You're getting older, don't like when it's colder winter time.
Just think your cup of tea. You live in a trailer,
dream of being a sealor.
Speaker 5 (33:29):
Man.
Speaker 7 (33:29):
We got something you need to see.
Speaker 5 (33:35):
The Jimmy by every time and call mc margarine. Everything nice,
nearing dear to your heart. Outside your place, there's a
riser parking spaces.
Speaker 16 (33:57):
Where you can charge your electric golf cart.
Speaker 7 (34:06):
Flora to sunny. So if you got money, come get
away from all your regular crimes. The condos are real neat,
they're just enough squear feet to have lunch and lay
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down and take you in night.
Speaker 5 (34:36):
Jimmy Buffad Retirement Hall at Martin Leader.
Speaker 7 (34:40):
Here ever fame, you ever wanted more? We got it all,
We got our all, many all, and of course red
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on big liquor store. You don't, I s ain't no pirate.
It's time to retire. Walk it down in so Florida.
Of the shade.
Speaker 5 (35:21):
You can bag and the sunshine you can make your
own moon.
Speaker 7 (35:27):
Shine and st don't care as long as your monthly's potato.
Speaker 5 (35:36):
The Jimmy buffed retirement call the margueriteo bed.
Speaker 7 (35:44):
See if behind uh its secured wall black fits a
peach down here on day tone of beads, So don't waste.
I'm onna give as.
Speaker 16 (36:02):
A coom one eight hundred Margaritaville. No now, operators are.
Speaker 7 (36:08):
Standing a.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio, rolling
through your Thursday. Well, it seems like every year Hollywood
releases a movie at Christmas. They're really it in a
Christmas movie. And I think our man in a cheap
seat saw it so let's find out together. Please welcome
back our resident film critic, Rabbi Myron Bergstein. Hello, Rabbi,
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hell Hobie hobbies hap.
Speaker 4 (37:02):
Happy New Years? Oh, shut up with that bit. It's
time to let that crap go.
Speaker 10 (37:06):
And before you start throwing around that word happy, you
better make sure that they are.
Speaker 9 (37:11):
So.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
I guess you didn't exactly have a happy holiday.
Speaker 4 (37:15):
I did not family, family, family, everyway.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
I looked.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
I needed a break.
Speaker 10 (37:21):
So I was checking out the movies on Christmas Day,
or as we Jews call it, Wednesday, and I see
an ad for this picture called Nose Fat, nose fat,
I know, right, So I'm thinking, look, this is perfect.
It's a funny movie about some guy that foster his
nose that's small like in Hollywood. So I put my
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heavy wool coat on over my other heavy wolf coat,
and I go to the cinema and and I'll tell you,
and there wasn't a nose fat were the picture.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
It was a monster movie, not s ferratu, ehns feratu.
It's an archaic Romanian word for vampire, potentially derived from
nas fari too, meaning the offensive one.
Speaker 4 (38:10):
Okay, who the hell are you? The real John Boy?
Only knows words like booger and now are you gonna
eat that? I guess they don't saying is true. Never
judge a hick by his cover.
Speaker 10 (38:26):
I was it, I was it. That's scary as hell
as how it was all Listen, I'm not a big
fan of scary stuff.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
Seeing my wife naked is even too much for him.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
What about the vampire?
Speaker 4 (38:37):
Yesh, Count Olock, what a creep the first part you
get to see him naked, get to like it's some privilege.
It's not pretty. Not to be critical, but it's a
good thing.
Speaker 10 (38:47):
He's got this, this whole vampire gig to fall back
on because his schmekeel was nothing right home about.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
I've seen bigger junk on a dormouse.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
How was acting?
Speaker 4 (39:00):
Everybody was fantastic.
Speaker 10 (39:02):
That skinny guy who's playing Lex Luga in the new
Super Guy picture, isn't it? But the real scenestealer is
the guy that played the vampire, played by that lazy
eyed maniac Bill Mooney.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Bill scars Guard. Count Orlock is played by Bill scars Guard.
Speaker 4 (39:21):
I thought that was the private and the ugly sweater
that's Bill calls me. I thought that was the guy
you never.
Speaker 10 (39:28):
Wanted to see angry because he turned green and rip
out of his clothes except his pants for somemer.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
That's Bill Bakesby.
Speaker 4 (39:36):
I thought that was the TV scientist that don't know
crap about science.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
That's Bill not.
Speaker 10 (39:43):
I thought that was the rich guy who tried to
kill everyone with his phony bologne vaccine.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
That's Bill Gates.
Speaker 10 (39:52):
I thought that was the football guy who never smiles
and only uses one syllable words.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
That's Bill Belichick.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
I thought it was this six miniac with the ugly
wife and this sketchy cigar human doing.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
That's Bill Clinton. So who the hell am I thinking
of Bill Scar's guard?
Speaker 10 (40:13):
He went from America's Dad to neighborhood creeping two point
five roopies.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
So what do you think?
Speaker 4 (40:20):
I bet the guys in prison like this pudding.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Pop whoa.
Speaker 7 (40:24):
The movie? Oh you gotta hell.
Speaker 4 (40:32):
Plesten.
Speaker 7 (40:32):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 10 (40:33):
As a comedy, I give Nose Fought zero yamakas. But
as a nail biting, pants wedding, hot pounding skid mark
causing horror flick, I gave it five yamakas.
Speaker 4 (40:43):
Now this movie is right to look. Now, this might
not be your cup of tea.
Speaker 10 (40:48):
So stay home, go watch that Bobby Doll movie for
the tenth time your pannyways. Trust me, no one cares,
least of all your friends who are probably sicking to
death that you telling how you'd make a movie.
Speaker 4 (41:02):
Here's a tip.
Speaker 7 (41:02):
Don't do it.
Speaker 10 (41:03):
Then you're smart as you take your old timmy to
calm down. And if you take, you're so smart. If
you were smart, you wouldn't be living in mommy's basement
crying about losing some video game and spending your rent
money to get your man bun frosted. Your lousy bastard. You, you,
you are what's wrong with this world. You are the
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reason society is in a dizzy. You're throwing dip one,
get a job and get a life. But all good
things in time, God bless and remember go see a
man name.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
It's cheap food.
Good morning. It's a big show Radio. Helly you lindsay
premise here.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
When I'm on this side of the pond, I get
my daily dose of culture and edification every morning from
these two delightful lads, John Boy and Billy right here
on the big show. You know, I hate to break
it to you boys, but where I come from, you're
all Yankees.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Who will?
Speaker 4 (00:25):
I thought it was funny.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
And I can do the new. I'man Adam say hey,
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the Thursday, January sixteenth, all right, that's a good tribe.
We'll work on that. I was going here January the sixteenth,
twenty twenty five. They got it here. Let's see here
we're looking at old favorite Southern rock man the next
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Nest Listening Room and done North Carolina. Y'all boy, listening
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that would be one week from this Sunday you get
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we got the first prize pack. I'm gonna go ahead
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Good morning, Big shows on a radio. All right, told
you about the bird T County Peanuts prize pack we
played for first day this morning. So let's get you ready.
Look at our three dates in history where we got
our categories. January sixteenth, there was nineteen seventy eight. Missus
Grace Patterson died in Joplin, Missouri, leaving her two hundred
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and fifty thousand dollars estay, including a three bedroom home
and a her pet cemetery, to her cat, Charlie Chan.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
It makes a lot of people angry when folks leave
their money and things to their animals.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
It's more trouble because excuse me, so now you've got
to get a caretaker, an administrator, a lawyer, a bookkeeper.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
And all this.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
It's just a mess.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Gave your money to your family. If you don't have
a family, find a neighbor.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
The cat just wants some cat nipping at a place.
Leave the cat to somebody. It's property. Oh all right, Grayson,
why did I think of that? Let's move up to
nineteen ninety six. Jamaican authorities fired on Jimmy Buffett's seaplane.
That's taken if we're a drug trafficker's plane, you two.
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Singer Bono was with Buffet when that happened. Neither was hurt, Goes.
Buffet wrote a song please come to Jamaica promos not
out of this guy. And there was other words that
rhymed does make a better song.
Speaker 6 (04:09):
I've never been sobered about the concerts could have been.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Finally, oh seven and Tyler Hasse, Florida. Hunter's wife said,
was she opened the refrigerator, the duck her husband killed
two days earlier, raised its head and looked at her.
What the chicken do.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
Well?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
The woman says, She freaked out and told her daughter
to get that duck to the hospital right now. We
got the wives. The last report the duck shot in
the wing and leg was doing well. That the Goose
Creek Wildlife Sanctuary. It wasn't special that he was gonna
get mounted. It's alive and well, if dugs are tough,
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they're stubborn. I know that some of them mean. That's
something that hard unless you hit him just right. Man,
I'm tough. I thought he thought he was in a spot.
Oh I liked it.
Speaker 7 (05:09):
All right.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Well, where's that category is?
Speaker 7 (05:11):
That'll work?
Speaker 8 (05:12):
One?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Eight hundred big shows you told free Line. Come on,
we play out Birds next. Oh, good morning. That's a
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big show on the radio for your Thursday, January sixteenth.
Our feature track from the Big Show bit Box I
broad called Marvin Webster comic book. Archie has a new
girlfriend virtual key words Archie girlfriend. It a big not
coming right now, lest he's doin.
Speaker 9 (06:06):
Upburst. Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boy Billy to give the prizes from the big
prize being Let's go He contested number one. This should
really be a lot of fun when you're playing upburst,
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have a hurry up and guest time.
Speaker 7 (06:29):
You have the best time.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
You have a big shots per say Hi and Casey
from Sartello, Missus Sippett, we have shots.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Good morning Casey.
Speaker 7 (06:50):
Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Hey, what welcome a dear. Let's get you through the
categories case and get you at burnteen Counting Peanuts Prize
bag that is at the end of the rainbow. You
ready to go in five seconds? Three things in an
estate ready, go home, home, cash and car bam. Now
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give us three singers dead or alive, ready to go,
Jimmy Buppett, Elvis, Presley Haint Williams Jr. And for the win.
Three things you're putting the fridge ready go milk, egg
and beer and then bird tea County Peanuts prize pick.
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Casey headed down and saw tello for you, buddy. Alrighty,
thank you, you got it.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
All right.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
We're gonna jump out and catch you up on your
new We've got our time capsule right on the other side.
That's empointment that says Miss Garuba.
Speaker 8 (08:31):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export, and it's time for Oliver.
Speaker 10 (08:53):
Well well, well, so I guess that New Year's resolution
to lose weight is gone by the wayside. Diets are tough.
You either don't get enough to eat, you don't get
enough variety, or you go broke on some TV weight
loss scheme that doesn't really work. Remember Larry the cable
(09:14):
guy bragging he lost so much weight. Now he looks
like Larry that can't push himself away from the table
guy whoa Well. The other day, over a big filling
glass of toilet water and a carrot stick, I noticed
that two year old's always seemed to look so trim,
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except for the little Asian ones who plump up nicely.
But since you don't see many toddlers pumping iron at
the why it must be their diet. So I did
a little research, and after some close observation, I've discovered
the four day Miracle toddler diet. Let me preach on it.
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Day one breakfast, two bites of a scrambled egg, Dump
the rest on the floor, one bite of heavily buttered toast,
Use what's left to comb your hair. Lunch, four crayons
any color, and three stale friedos from under the couch
cushion glass of milk only three SIPs, then pour the
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rest in dad's sock. Draw dinner a stick from the yard,
two pennies and a nickel, four SIPs of water out
of the bird bath. Day two breakfast one pop tart
any flavor, eat the crust and put the rest in
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mom's favorite book. Drink half bottle of vanilla extract lunch.
Finish the food in the cat's dish. One half tube
of older sister's hot pink lipstick and a dust bunny
dessert one ice cube if desired. Midday stack tourtsi roll
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pop rolled in dirt, Let clean, repeat, then bring in
the house and stick to the back of the couch
for later.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Dinner.
Speaker 10 (11:19):
Three uncooked beans, swallow two, put the third in your nose.
Mashed potatoes mixed with a healthy splash of grape kool aid,
eat with straw. Day three breakfast two pancakes with way
too much syrup. Eat one with fingers. Use leftover syrup
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on hand to tame that cow.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Lick hole.
Speaker 10 (11:46):
Stick other pancake in half glass of milk, Take sucker
off back of couch, Lick off the fuzz, and use
to stir pancake and milk to make smoothie lunch, peanut
butter and dog food sandwich, handful of free range caterpillars
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with aerosol cheese for toffee. If still hungry, have three matches,
swig of mom's gene the tee for a palette cleanser dinner,
microwave mac and cheese topped with Arts and crafts paste.
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Half roll of toilet paper gum from under the coffee
table for dessert. Final day breakfast, quarter tube of toothpaste,
a bite of soap suggest life Boy, and an olive
from the old man's wet bar. Bowl of cereal with
equal parts corn flakes and sugar. Drink milk, feed cereal
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to dog lunch, eat light, hunt and peck the crumbs
off the kitchen floor and dining room carpet. If you
have trouble using your fingers, get that sucker off the.
Speaker 11 (13:03):
Back of the cap.
Speaker 10 (13:06):
Dinner splurge. Go to the Chinese buffet with your parents.
Wander around the dining room, grazing off dropped dumplings and
mystery meat on floor. Wander in the kitchen, help yourself
to some chicken sushi. So nightcap stick of mascara out
of mom's purse. Then repeat is needed. You're guaranteed to
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lose weight, either by throwing up or having your stomach pumped.
After all, the only thing that matters is results.
Speaker 8 (13:38):
You're welcome, chum boyan.
Speaker 12 (13:47):
Billy, by the powers vested in me by the Federal
Communications Commission. I command you to get on the microphone
in a serious manner and continue this broadcast.
Speaker 11 (13:58):
Good morning read here, oh dumb right.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Good morning. That's a big showing the radio. Let's turn
it over to mister Rubarb.
Speaker 11 (14:34):
Hello, Stape's head it Randy, Good morning everyone. It's mister
I like to start off before I get into my
usual deep intellectual humor, with one for the kiddies. What's
brown and sticky?
Speaker 4 (14:52):
He said, he didn't know you're looking for thought?
Speaker 1 (14:56):
You were looking for you?
Speaker 7 (14:59):
What?
Speaker 11 (14:59):
What was the question against questions?
Speaker 9 (15:02):
Right?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
What's brown and sticky?
Speaker 11 (15:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
You do your joke, that's your line?
Speaker 7 (15:09):
Do over?
Speaker 11 (15:09):
Okay? What's brown and sticky?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
A stick?
Speaker 11 (15:14):
Get it?
Speaker 7 (15:19):
What goes?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Ninety nine?
Speaker 7 (15:21):
Bunk?
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Ninety nine bunk?
Speaker 11 (15:23):
What a centipede with a wooden leg?
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Is that one for the kiddies too?
Speaker 11 (15:30):
I think all of these are okay? What's green? Sets
in a corner and cries, what the incredible suck?
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah? Green crime sucking my green.
Speaker 7 (15:43):
I'm green, I'm in a corner.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
No, because the hulk is green.
Speaker 10 (15:49):
Talk.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
I don't think too much?
Speaker 4 (15:53):
What I mean? Why doesn't anyone?
Speaker 11 (15:58):
Doesn't anyone here know what?
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Humor is off a balance there?
Speaker 11 (16:03):
Why doesn't anyone kiss vampires because they have back breadth?
Who was the best dancer at the monster's party? The boogeyman?
Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? Which outside?
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What did the snails say when he hitched a ride
on the turtle?
Speaker 1 (16:33):
You said that funny?
Speaker 11 (16:35):
What has four legs and goes boo? What a cow
with a cold? What do you get when you cross
a centipede with a parrot a walkie talkie? What about
a shark with a parrot? What an animal that talks
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your head off? A vampire with a snowman? What frost bite?
This guy goes to a costume party with a girl
on his back? What the heck are you? Said the
host Inquizzically, I'm a snail, said the guy. But you
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have a girl on your back, said the host. He said, yeah,
that's Michelle.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Yeah, good sense.
Speaker 11 (17:28):
No, there was one time a little What are you
going to start interrupting now?
Speaker 1 (17:35):
I was just gonna say, do the snail on the
back of the.
Speaker 11 (17:37):
Turtle again, Billy. There was a little dog named Fluffy.
There was, yes, okay, back when I was dating a
girl that had the little dog, smartest dog you ever saw.
You a real good trick. You could make your arms
into a hoop and Fluffy would jump through. One day,
I was playing with Fluffy on the balcony. I thought
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it'd be fun to do that trick. Well, Fluffy jumped
up over the railing off the bat man. She came
out and said, where's Fluffy? Said, I don't know, but
he's been acting depressed.
Speaker 7 (18:17):
Well that's all I had.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
That's why there's not a missus.
Speaker 11 (18:22):
Yeah, but I'm not one of those. By the way,
Randy like that shirt.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Oh so your material sucks, so you're gonna turn on
the Yeah.
Speaker 11 (18:30):
It usually works for John Boy. If I'm mister Rubarb
saying I'm mister rubab Right.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Good morning, the big show is on your radio.
Speaker 13 (18:44):
I'll tell you I never see that thing like my life.
The sude belly up. There's food everywhere flued through the air,
said Bulls and hands. People eat them with their figures,
defeat other people's feet. It's unbelievable. Oh with the sprints,
you can't imagine.
Speaker 10 (18:58):
Chicken and biscuits of the old Pigs are a great,
big sticky.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
That's what it's like at the Junk Boy of Bully Pig.
Sure it's a buffet from start to finish. There should
be a cover charge.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 13 (19:07):
The only thing missing napkins. I guess that's what your
shirt is for you faint the cleaning bill. Oh my head,
you can eat that. Good morning.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
It's a big show on the radio running to your Thursday. Yeah,
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Speaker 7 (20:21):
Really know.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Our boy killer Bee's is hitting the road on purpose.
We'll find that way go and was over with our
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brings them up. Harvesygjis on me. Okay, sorry, and right
now let's leave the creepy to our buddy Killer Bees.
(21:09):
He is on the line. Of course. I'm just getting
Hey Killer, good morning. We love you, buddy. Worried I
hack you, Ben Boy.
Speaker 14 (21:16):
Hey man, you boys, I am. I am at home
in Mobile, Alabama. We just got it, dude. We were
in Nashville last week, uh huh, and five inches of
snow canceled shows all this up.
Speaker 7 (21:30):
It was so.
Speaker 14 (21:31):
Freaking cold, man. They actually would bring bustloads of people
in just to huddle around Jelly Rod.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
It does give off a lot of heat out here.
Speaker 14 (21:41):
So thank you, ladies and gentlemen. I wrote that special
for this interview, sir.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
You are awesome, buddy. Well, let me tell our listeners
where they can see you up close and personal. Tomorrow night, Winterville,
Georgia at the Marigold Auditory for Arts and Culture. Uh
sneaking in the back door.
Speaker 14 (22:06):
Yeah, I used a state name.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
That's Winterville, Georgia. Tomorrow night Saturday, Abbeyville, South Carolina, of
the Abbeyville Opera House. Then you're making your way up
around us. Next Friday, Cornelius, North Carolina at the Cane
Center for the Arts. And then we'll look down the
road March fifteenth, you'll be of the Historic State Theater
Complex and Elizabethtown, Kentucky. But right now, Winterville, Georgia Tomorrow night, Abbyville,
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South Carolina Saturday, the Cornelius on the next Friday, the
twenty fourth. All right, just right quick, while we're here,
how can they get tickets? Go ahead and write that
down KILLIP.
Speaker 14 (22:45):
That would be killerbees dot com b E A Z
because we didn't know any better. And or just reach
out to the Marygoat Auditorium or the Abbeyville Opera House,
so forth and so on, and you can come see me,
your hero. Whether you knew it or not, it will
be We're famous comedian, part time swimsuit model. Hey, and
(23:08):
this and this one week of next Tuesday, one week
from tonight, I think is another one of my Moonshiner's
episodes on Discovery count there you go, bluddy, y'all can
watch me may Moonshine with He'll Billies and hide them
the police on camera.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
I hear you. Have you done that Master Distiller of
the show yet, Keyler? Were you? You know you make
stuff on the spat.
Speaker 14 (23:37):
Yes, I have. As a matter of fact, I have
a new Master Distiller episode coming up, a one Master
Distiller in twenty twenty two, and so they've had me
back and the new one will come up. I don't
know just when that air date is, but it's on
the way. We did that one in Ashville this past
years and so it was a really good one too. Man.
(23:59):
I took my boats with Mew. You know what. The
other competitors really had an issue with me pulling a
blow to it. Well, I'm not so to steal the beans, okay,
But I think I think one of my regular Moonshine
episodes is next Tuesday, and they may be having uh
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that that Master Distiller may be coming up then as well.
Don't know, but keep an eye out. Discovery Channel Tuesday
nights eight o'clock Eastern.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
We have watched Margan Digger and take you out in
the woods. Wait a minute, they abused him a little bit,
but but but he came up and you have you
done it? Jiller?
Speaker 14 (24:45):
Congratulations, I'm well thanks man. You know, no one has
ever been hazed on that show like they did. Mean
that now, but but like you said, I survived. I'm
in my ninth season with them, and they've taught me
how to mash in. I can build a steal, I
can do the runs. So it's an absolute cool thing.
(25:07):
Oh and don't forget to check out your local package
store for the Killer Bees apple Lachian ambrosia moonshine.
Speaker 7 (25:15):
That's right, got that going.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Too on the shelves now, Killer Bees Appalachian Ambrosia moonshine.
Speaker 14 (25:26):
My pastor loves it.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
I think Elijah up there, you know, back in the
day he was a reverend that made the Jack Daniels
for the first time with GMB. I don't know, I'll
get it mixed up. But what's the first thing.
Speaker 14 (25:45):
Well, thank you God works some mysterious ways, all.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Right, That got you, buddy. That's awesome. So all right,
so let's review Killer Bees Winterville, Georgia, tomorrow night in
the Merrigold Auditory for Arts and Culture, Abbeyville, South Carolina.
Abbeville Opera House this Saturday. The next Friday Cornelia's, North Carolina,
the Cane Center for the Arts.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
You know, I don't take this the wrong way, killer,
but these all sound a little too high brow for you.
Speaker 14 (26:16):
I know.
Speaker 7 (26:16):
Man.
Speaker 14 (26:17):
When they said the Abbeyville Opera House, I'm I isn't
that pronounced Oprey?
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Now you've been in the grand old opry many many times,
done well? Yeah, so Abbyville.
Speaker 14 (26:31):
Man, what I've done twenty four grand old oprys. That
just amazes me. Man, I'm so kicking.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
And you you ain't throwing down here the buddy. You
picked up your church attendance, you got your own moonshine,
and you on the road spreading humor.
Speaker 14 (26:47):
Hey, dude, I tell you what though I feel it though,
seventy one years old, brother, forty three years doing stand up.
Speaker 7 (26:55):
Wow.
Speaker 14 (26:55):
So I get tired a little quicker these days. But man,
what a blessing to make people lift to to laugh
and smile and lift them up for a living, man,
I would trade it for absolutely nothing, I said.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Of course, your audience would appreciate a little shorter show.
I'm just trying to look on the bright side for you, hey.
Speaker 14 (27:16):
And we're doing a lot of shows earlier in the
evening these days because my fans don't like driving after dark,
so so.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Go eat your shopper about four o'clock and Killer before dark.
All right, perfect, man, you the man killing. We have.
We have been through a line over.
Speaker 7 (27:33):
These years, that way, Yes, we have.
Speaker 10 (27:36):
Man.
Speaker 14 (27:38):
Terry was telling the story about Humphy Wheeler's call the
other day. Yeah, in feed idiots all that stuff. Man,
what a great trip it's been, Brothers.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
It has not over yet. We're still being blessed every
day and getting to do a job, ain't with buddy?
Speaker 14 (27:54):
Yeah, body, and I tell you what once again, man,
thank you for letting me come in and visit you
guys in the stick a few months back. That was
an absolute treat, brother. I absolutely love that.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Well, you gotta come back. Yeah, you gotta do it, buddy,
all right, I will.
Speaker 14 (28:10):
I'll bring my flamethrower next time.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Before we'll get into the farm. Burn some stuff. I
like you man by Killer. We love you, buddy. We
will see you soon. You travel safe, Hey, you gotta
love y'all too boy. Well, let's play John Boy Jeopardy.
Let's jump right in here. We need to review yesterday's question.
We found out that most of our body parts have
(28:32):
official medical names, but apparently something didn't rank high enough
to earn one like even today. This is where you
will find your number two, number three, and number four?
Speaker 4 (28:41):
What is on your feet?
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yeah? That would make them your toes? Are your toes?
Speaker 7 (28:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Second one after the biggin Okay, well, let's play John
Boy Jeopardy today. According to the experts, this is the
single most danger us drive through item to have in
your car. What is a spork? Well with you? I've
seen you drives. What do y'all got?
Speaker 4 (29:11):
One?
Speaker 7 (29:11):
Eight hundred?
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Big Show you told free line? We go to wee
get the winner. We play John Board Jeopardary. Next Good
(29:42):
Thursday morning, January the sixteenth, The Big Shows on the
Radio whatever feature track for The Big Show, Big Box
Marvin Webster comic book. Archie has a new girlfriend. As
there's my gin you words Archie girlfriend the mid Box
at the Big Show dot Com. Now let's play yeas
(30:03):
live across America.
Speaker 11 (30:04):
It's John Boy jeb but wow, why now your hosts
the most.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Dangerous thing he ever got from a drive through was Taco.
Speaker 11 (30:11):
Bell's beefy black beat bean perrito with jalipenios.
Speaker 15 (30:16):
It's also when he got banned from Uber. He's John
Boy that ain As I headed James out of rock Hill,
South Carolina, Good morning, James, Good morning, John Boy, the moddy.
You got the first shot of John Boy Jepary this morning. So,
uh see what you got?
Speaker 1 (30:35):
According to the experts, this is the single most dangerous
drive through item to have in your car. We have
eliminated the sport. So what you got, James?
Speaker 7 (30:46):
I would say, hot coffee?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Let's see if you're right? Show us hot coffee.
Speaker 7 (30:53):
You all.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
I guess that was a big suit the adonals had
to pay. Yeah, there's a lot more to that story.
You want to google it sometimes?
Speaker 4 (31:02):
Why you make me?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
James gonna work? Bully? You got the happy Word prize?
Back head down the rock hill for you?
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (31:09):
Can I give a shout out you, sir?
Speaker 5 (31:12):
I would like to give a shout out to my
most beautiful wife, Barbara, and my three three big dogs,
puff Up, Rufus and Bonnie.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
By my brother's Bonnie sick said said good work at James,
my buddy, I gonna oh, I've got to shout out
to the wife, to the dogs. So get there. We're
gonna be shout out to Jimmy Buffett's Margueritaville. We'll explain
that right after hear a news good morning. It's a
(32:22):
big showing the radio about out earlier this morning, on
this date, nineteen ninety six, when Jamaican authorities fired on
Buffet seaplane thought it was a drug trafficker. Him and
Bono was trying to relax, well, try to have a
by rita. There might have been a little cannabis on board.
(32:45):
They were not charged with anything. I followed that came,
Oh they hate it. If you follow it right to
a retirement community you might like, won't check this out.
Speaker 7 (33:06):
You're getting older, don't like when it's colder winter time.
Just think your cup of tea. You live in a trailer,
dream of being a sealor.
Speaker 5 (33:29):
Man.
Speaker 7 (33:29):
We got something you need to see.
Speaker 5 (33:35):
The Jimmy by every time and call mc margarine. Everything nice,
nearing dear to your heart. Outside your place, there's a
riser parking spaces.
Speaker 16 (33:57):
Where you can charge your electric golf cart.
Speaker 7 (34:06):
Flora to sunny. So if you got money, come get
away from all your regular crimes. The condos are real neat,
they're just enough squear feet to have lunch and lay
(34:30):
down and take you in night.
Speaker 5 (34:36):
Jimmy Buffad Retirement Hall at Martin Leader.
Speaker 7 (34:40):
Here ever fame, you ever wanted more? We got it all,
We got our all, many all, and of course red
(35:01):
on big liquor store. You don't, I s ain't no pirate.
It's time to retire. Walk it down in so Florida.
Of the shade.
Speaker 5 (35:21):
You can bag and the sunshine you can make your
own moon.
Speaker 7 (35:27):
Shine and st don't care as long as your monthly's potato.
Speaker 5 (35:36):
The Jimmy buffed retirement call the margueriteo bed.
Speaker 7 (35:44):
See if behind uh its secured wall black fits a
peach down here on day tone of beads, So don't waste.
I'm onna give as.
Speaker 16 (36:02):
A coom one eight hundred Margaritaville. No now, operators are.
Speaker 7 (36:08):
Standing a.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio, rolling
through your Thursday. Well, it seems like every year Hollywood
releases a movie at Christmas. They're really it in a
Christmas movie. And I think our man in a cheap
seat saw it so let's find out together. Please welcome
back our resident film critic, Rabbi Myron Bergstein. Hello, Rabbi,
(36:58):
hell Hobie hobbies hap.
Speaker 4 (37:02):
Happy New Years? Oh, shut up with that bit. It's
time to let that crap go.
Speaker 10 (37:06):
And before you start throwing around that word happy, you
better make sure that they are.
Speaker 9 (37:11):
So.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
I guess you didn't exactly have a happy holiday.
Speaker 4 (37:15):
I did not family, family, family, everyway.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
I looked.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
I needed a break.
Speaker 10 (37:21):
So I was checking out the movies on Christmas Day,
or as we Jews call it, Wednesday, and I see
an ad for this picture called Nose Fat, nose fat,
I know, right, So I'm thinking, look, this is perfect.
It's a funny movie about some guy that foster his
nose that's small like in Hollywood. So I put my
(37:44):
heavy wool coat on over my other heavy wolf coat,
and I go to the cinema and and I'll tell you,
and there wasn't a nose fat were the picture.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
It was a monster movie, not s ferratu, ehns feratu.
It's an archaic Romanian word for vampire, potentially derived from
nas fari too, meaning the offensive one.
Speaker 4 (38:10):
Okay, who the hell are you? The real John Boy?
Only knows words like booger and now are you gonna
eat that? I guess they don't saying is true. Never
judge a hick by his cover.
Speaker 10 (38:26):
I was it, I was it. That's scary as hell
as how it was all Listen, I'm not a big
fan of scary stuff.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
Seeing my wife naked is even too much for him.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
What about the vampire?
Speaker 4 (38:37):
Yesh, Count Olock, what a creep the first part you
get to see him naked, get to like it's some privilege.
It's not pretty. Not to be critical, but it's a
good thing.
Speaker 10 (38:47):
He's got this, this whole vampire gig to fall back
on because his schmekeel was nothing right home about.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
I've seen bigger junk on a dormouse.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
How was acting?
Speaker 4 (39:00):
Everybody was fantastic.
Speaker 10 (39:02):
That skinny guy who's playing Lex Luga in the new
Super Guy picture, isn't it? But the real scenestealer is
the guy that played the vampire, played by that lazy
eyed maniac Bill Mooney.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Bill scars Guard. Count Orlock is played by Bill scars Guard.
Speaker 4 (39:21):
I thought that was the private and the ugly sweater
that's Bill calls me. I thought that was the guy
you never.
Speaker 10 (39:28):
Wanted to see angry because he turned green and rip
out of his clothes except his pants for somemer.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
That's Bill Bakesby.
Speaker 4 (39:36):
I thought that was the TV scientist that don't know
crap about science.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
That's Bill not.
Speaker 10 (39:43):
I thought that was the rich guy who tried to
kill everyone with his phony bologne vaccine.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
That's Bill Gates.
Speaker 10 (39:52):
I thought that was the football guy who never smiles
and only uses one syllable words.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
That's Bill Belichick.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
I thought it was this six miniac with the ugly
wife and this sketchy cigar human doing.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
That's Bill Clinton. So who the hell am I thinking
of Bill Scar's guard?
Speaker 10 (40:13):
He went from America's Dad to neighborhood creeping two point
five roopies.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
So what do you think?
Speaker 4 (40:20):
I bet the guys in prison like this pudding.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Pop whoa.
Speaker 7 (40:24):
The movie? Oh you gotta hell.
Speaker 4 (40:32):
Plesten.
Speaker 7 (40:32):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 10 (40:33):
As a comedy, I give Nose Fought zero yamakas. But
as a nail biting, pants wedding, hot pounding skid mark
causing horror flick, I gave it five yamakas.
Speaker 4 (40:43):
Now this movie is right to look. Now, this might
not be your cup of tea.
Speaker 10 (40:48):
So stay home, go watch that Bobby Doll movie for
the tenth time your pannyways. Trust me, no one cares,
least of all your friends who are probably sicking to
death that you telling how you'd make a movie.
Speaker 4 (41:02):
Here's a tip.
Speaker 7 (41:02):
Don't do it.
Speaker 10 (41:03):
Then you're smart as you take your old timmy to
calm down. And if you take, you're so smart. If
you were smart, you wouldn't be living in mommy's basement
crying about losing some video game and spending your rent
money to get your man bun frosted. Your lousy bastard. You, you,
you are what's wrong with this world. You are the
(41:24):
reason society is in a dizzy. You're throwing dip one,
get a job and get a life. But all good
things in time, God bless and remember go see a
man name.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
It's cheap food.
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