August 28, 2025 • 47 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll give the early risers a chance at hearing our first - and last - Dumb Severed Wee-Wee News segment.. - Rabbi Myron Bergstein has seen the latest summer sequel to bust the box office - and gives his review of “Nobody 2”.. - On Track with Doug Rice recaps last weekend’s race in Daytona - and fills in the blanks for his picks in the first of three “Round of 16” Playoff Races - this weekend we’re heading to Darlington.. - We’ll fill a request for the John Boy & Billy Playhouse entitled, “Berries in the Butt”.. - and we’ll shut’er down after we debunk the Kidney Harvesting urban legend…
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It's a big show on the radio. I can't very read.
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This, all right, sir, I'll read it.
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Good morning.
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This is Nigel Cadbury, Master Boy's Faithful Gentleman's Gentlemen, and
you're listening to Master Boy and young Sir William on
the Big Show. It's my responsibility to make sure that
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So when he's laid it's my fault. Oh sir, I
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feel so.
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Ivenue even up an at them.
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Show on the radio.
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Way everybody right, we read the roll here, first weekend
the NASCAR playoffs.
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We'll catch up with dog Rise here in a couple hours,
as we do every Thursday. Got allowed to get to
Let's see what's happing this Rainbow Bridge Remembrance Day. I
never heard that until my dog Pearl passed away and
everybody y'all talking about that.
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and National Cherry Turnover Day.
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It was on the State August twenty eighth, twenty nineteen.
Climate change activists Greta Thunberg arrived in New York. Have
the sailing across the Atlantic and then themissions free voyage
and grant shower.
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Chare you good?
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Cheery?
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the call?
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Now?
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But they're the people that are most looking for attention.
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So I guess so that I should be in school
right now.
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I'm up here.
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Oh, Greta, Yeah, good luck, I'm finding a boyfriend.
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Don't you worry about her? Yeah?
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Twenty twenty two, nineteen fifty two Mickey Mantle baseball card
so for twelve point six million and an auction, becoming
the world's most expensive piece of sporting memorability. And I
just heard earlier this week that a Michael Jordan and
a Kobe Bryant card?
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Did you hear this? Jackie sold for.
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Like over that it beat the Mantle card over twelve
million dollars. It was like, wows, Yes, And I don't
know if it was like both of them they were
together or yes.
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I don't know.
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I kind of missed that part, but I did here.
Since nineteen fifty two, this Mickey Mantle card was the
most ever with this over twelve minutes.
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I just wish I had that kind of money to
fund my hobbies.
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Look, it just gets a good card.
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I found a story.
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Jersey he.
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Sold for twenty four point twelve million.
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Oh that was you. You could wear that. That was
last year. Yeah.
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Other valuable items included the do.
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You see the Kobe and Michael Jordan car?
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Yeah, Michael Jordan's nineteen ninety eight NBA Finals jersey ten
point one million?
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Is that the one?
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No?
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No, you're still on jerseys? This this was a card.
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Memories and might not have made it you Like I said,
it just happened, just said. Let's move on to twenty
twenty three, when Barbie became Warner Brothers highest grossing global release,
overtaking Harry Potter and The dead Ley Hollows Part two.
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Chris?
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Ma'am.
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Ready to go?
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Barbie doll, American girl and cheepy doll.
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Thank you. All right, Hey, we got to circle back
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While dreaming of strangling him. It must be a short ball.
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Hassan Abdullah, forty one, recovering in the hospital in Malaysia's
easter in the Klinton State, said he would not take
legal action against his wife because it was an accident.
When I woke up, I called my wife, but she
was quiet, Hassan, a food seller, said of the incident.
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He said that only after calling her name several times
did she wake up and tell him she had dreamed
of strangling him. Hassan said he then realized his wife
had cut him with a knife while she dreamed, but
did not explain why she wanted to strangle him or
how the dream could have led to her severing his
we wei h huh. He said he expected to live
a healthy and normal life after doctors took four hours
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to reattach these severed and the genies.
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And the other severed penis news, Bangkok, Thailand. Where else
would he be from police? We're looking today for a
woman accused of drugging her husband and cutting off his
we wei and then reportedly sending it aloft attached to
a bunch of balloons.
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Style points impressive ya.
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Prayun Ecklang, a forty seven year old taxi driver in
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he awoke to intense pain in his groin area and
saw his wife holding a knife in one hand and his.
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Wee wii in the other. Now where were the balloons?
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Then?
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Local newspapers reported as she attached his penie to a
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He said, but you know it took four oh oh right.
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Cases of Thai wives retaliating against philandering husbands by cutting
off there sexual organs are not rare in Thailand. One
result is that Todd doctors have pioneered techniques for reattaching.
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Rembrandt created sixty two paintings featuring this famous subject more
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I shouldn't be up here?
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Well until you to growl up there either, good morning,
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there's a big show on the radio.
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us about his latest adventure to the s is a
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spill the beans, Daddy O, spilled the beans, Daddy O
shoe tell me Potzi what time is Ritchie and Ralph
Mouth coming over?
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Shut up, you dope, sorry, so please continue.
Speaker 13 (30:41):
So I saw a bunch of stuff. I saw that
dinosaur movie. Eh. I saw the Super Guy movie Double May.
I saw the movie with the the see through Gyle,
the Rock Guy, the Fire Guy and Stretch Armstrong quadruple.
Nio Pistol was pretty good. That Blonde with the Big
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Chances in it. Pamela Anderson, Pamela Wamela, Bamela thank you, mamma?
What she should be called? She got some miles on her,
but those are highway miles, and from where I was sitting,
there's still some cred on them.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Tired. Oh well, how was everybody else?
Speaker 13 (31:21):
There were other people in the movie?
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Okay, So which movie are you reviewing today? Okay?
Speaker 13 (31:28):
I read the see Nobody's Left Too. I think it's
just nobody too. Did you see the movie trust Me?
Nobody's Left? Big body count?
Speaker 7 (31:36):
Huh?
Speaker 13 (31:37):
He was stacking him like Cordwood. So you remember the
first one when he got involved with the Ruskies and
he and his dad and another guy just wiped them out.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Yeah, it was great.
Speaker 13 (31:47):
Then you are gonna love base fun. He and the
family go on vacation to this little tourist trap place,
but it's not fun and games for long. In no time,
he winds up and the cross hands of a corrupt
theme park operator, a didy sheriff and the blood tisty lady.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Crime Boss Lady crime balls. Interesting.
Speaker 13 (32:08):
Yeah, played bite that dame that got the famous for
crossing her legs in that movie?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Did she cross her legs in this one?
Speaker 16 (32:16):
No?
Speaker 1 (32:17):
But that was still good.
Speaker 13 (32:20):
And the lead guy is so great the great comedian
Bob Hope Odenkirk, cover your mouth when you bite.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
The actor you're thinking of is Bob Odenkirk.
Speaker 13 (32:34):
I thought that was the white guy with the afro
that thought frustrated housewives how to paint happy little creeve.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
That's Bob Ross.
Speaker 13 (32:44):
I thought that was the famous singer who you could
never sing along with because nobody knew what the hell
he was saying.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
That's Bob Dylan.
Speaker 13 (32:54):
I thought that was the guy who always yelled come
on down and then told you to cut your dog's
balls off.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
That's Bob Barker.
Speaker 13 (33:02):
I thought that was the singer who was always hopped
up on goofen toll and head hair like long fuzzy turns.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
That's Bob Marley.
Speaker 13 (33:09):
Oh, I thought that was a break.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
That's Bob White.
Speaker 13 (33:15):
I thought that's what boxes did.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
That's Bob and Weave. So who the hell am I
thinking of? Bob Odenkirk, the only guy in history to.
Speaker 13 (33:24):
Have a twenty year career painting the same damp picture
over and over again.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
So what did you think?
Speaker 13 (33:31):
I think he should have painted a happy pony or
a smiling dog. Would it kill you to chase things?
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Up, Yah, cookie head.
Speaker 13 (33:38):
Bastard know the movie, well, I gotta tell you, I
give it five out of five yamackers. There's nothing like
seeing a bunch of crooked a holes get hung out
to dry. My biggest complaint is that it's only an
hour and a half.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 13 (33:53):
What did you run out of? Goon's the blow Away?
But other than that, it's the perfect cinematic end to
a crappy so so movie summer. But maybe this isn't
your cup of tea. I don't know. Maybe some of
you sympathize with the criminals and no goodnicks getting what's
coming to him. Maybe that's why you spend all your
time in your mom's basement being a keyboard tough guy,
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putting on a black mask and marching around with your
equally stupid friends crapping on everything American.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Well you know what they might make.
Speaker 13 (34:24):
Nobody's left three and I'm sure the movie people would
love to have a bunch of you shiftless, gutless, clueless
comedy butt wipes to users cannon father and let me
tell you, I would love it. But you know, rare
clean unders in case your mom has to identify you,
God bless and remember see him at Nay.
Speaker 7 (34:44):
It's cheaper.
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Speaker 1 (35:44):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Yeah,
we're trying to figure.
Speaker 4 (35:48):
Out mother Jackie's sitting on about ten million dollars the
Steven Curry card. We've been talking about this all right.
It was on this date in twenty twenty two that
that nineteen fifty two Mickey Mantle baseball card sold for
twelve point six million dollars.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
And I said, I just heard this week I got
passed it. Sure did.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
It was Tuesday, Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant Logo Man
card brings a record twelve million, nine hundred and thirty
two thousand dollars for that card. World record shot pass
that Mickey Mantle nineteen fifty two tops card.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Man twelve million, nine hundred thirty two thousand dollars. Well,
I can tell you this if Jackie had a card
of Stephan Carroll.
Speaker 9 (36:42):
It would be long.
Speaker 12 (36:45):
My brother was a huge football card collector, my older brother,
and when my parents moved, he cleared them out of
the attic and just threw them away.
Speaker 4 (36:53):
Nice.
Speaker 13 (36:55):
I know, I know there was like a Roger stopbout card.
I mean, I know he had some of the old
guys in there. Let's chunk it. I'm a minialist, minimalist.
Speaker 11 (37:06):
I would have been there.
Speaker 9 (37:08):
No mentalists.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Do going it us.
Speaker 4 (37:14):
I shouldn't have took my Michael Jordan car to make
my bicycle sound like it had an engine.
Speaker 11 (37:19):
With a.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio coming up, we
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winner with the final race before we hit the playoffs
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in our NASCAR sport.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
And the man Doug Rice joins us right now. Good morning,
mister Rice.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Good morning Johnny and fans.
Speaker 12 (37:52):
We had Brian Blaney dashed to win at Daytona this
past Saturday night, running thirteenth with two laps to go,
got a little bit of help, got on the high side,
and he's a heartbreaker man. He'd beat four drivers that
if any one of those four had won, they would
have gone to the playoffs and Alex Bowman would have
been out. But Blaney edges him out by about a
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half a carling four wide finish. Great days of thunder
kind of stuff. Blaine gets his third win and his
best friend, now who said he would buy Blaaney's seven
million beers is Alex Bowman, because without a new winner,
then Bowman got in on points.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
So Bowman gets in the playoffs.
Speaker 12 (38:32):
Blainey gets a dramatic finish, picks up some extra playoff
points heading into the playoffs, and so he's all good.
And now we've got our sixteen drivers that will battle
for the championship over the next ten races, which will
all come to a culmination out in Phoenix in about
two and a half months in November.
Speaker 9 (38:51):
I mean, it just seems weird to have a NASCAR
event in November, doesn't it.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
It does.
Speaker 12 (38:57):
If I were King of the Forest, the NASCAR season
would end around Labor Day and we could run all
of these races that were running, but it would end
before you went head to head with college football in
the NFL.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
That's just me.
Speaker 12 (39:11):
Nobody's nobody's signing up for that plan, but that's that's
that's what we have. So we'll endo November well something.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Yeah, you look at it like that.
Speaker 4 (39:20):
The playoffs start this weekend Labor Day, weekend Labor Day,
Sunday and Darlington, and that's when the college football starts,
you know, full throttle as well. So then yes, up
against football for the rest of the of the playoffs.
Speaker 12 (39:34):
And the NFL season starts the following week and you're
up against that every Sunday, and I would just this
is just me. I would love to see something where
we ran a couple of races in one week and
do away with the All Star Race, do away with
the clash. Then that's two more open dates you could
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have to run real races that count for something, and
the season wouldn't go on till almost Thanksgiving.
Speaker 11 (40:03):
That's just me.
Speaker 12 (40:04):
Like I said, there's no movement to make that happen.
But I think in the long run, that's like I said,
if they give me a day to make some changes, that.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Would be the first one.
Speaker 7 (40:17):
They're not.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
They're not going to do that, and it's probably wise
on their partet.
Speaker 4 (40:23):
So Darlington Labor Day sun is a good starting time.
I like it six o'clock, so it'll be Sunday evening,
you know.
Speaker 13 (40:30):
Like that.
Speaker 12 (40:31):
You know it gets dark about eight right now this
time of year in Darlington, so that'll be good. That'll
finish under the lights. This is the last of the
so called crown Jewel races, being the Southern five hundred.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Everybody wants to put that one on their resume.
Speaker 12 (40:45):
There's four of them, really, I guess Brickyard Coke six hundred,
Daytona five hundred, Southern five hundred, Darlington. I might squeeze
a fifth one end if I could, and make the
Bristol Night Race on that list. But this is a
big race, not just position your off of the playoffs,
but also it's one you want on your resume, all.
Speaker 4 (41:03):
Right, Doug, So set up the playoffs so everybody can
understand it very easily. There's three races and then there's
a cutoff. Drop some three races, drop three races, drop
to one final race in Phoenix to see who wins.
So how many drivers do we have starting and how
many do they whittle down?
Speaker 1 (41:21):
After three races?
Speaker 12 (41:23):
Sixteen, then you whittle down to twelve, then you get
to eight and then four and those final four all
battle out in Phoenix and whoever it finishes the best,
you don't have to win the race. A couple of
years ago, I think when Blainey won his title, he
didn't win the race. Ross Chastain did, so it goes
down to the final four and then you will decide
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who your title is. These first three races are at Darlington,
then Worldwide Technology that's in Saint Louis, and then it
wraps up I think it at the Bristol Night Race,
and then there's three more races that wraps up at
the Roval in Charlotte, then three more, the last one
before you get to phoenixes at Martinsville, and then the
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last race at Phoenix decides your champion.
Speaker 4 (42:06):
So SVG, the guy who's winning all the road course races,
do you see a way for him to win the championship?
Speaker 12 (42:14):
Doub to win the championship, probably not, but to get
into that final eight, yeah, I definitely do. Just don't
make a lot of mistakes in these first three races. Finish,
Finish in the top twenty. That's really all he's got
to do, because he's got a nice little chunk of
playoff points heading into the playoffs that should carry him
so far. Don't finish thirty fourth three weeks in a row,
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you're done. Just just be average play old man golf.
Keep the ball in the fairway, don't put it in
the pond. You should be able to get to the
next round. In that next round, the last race in
the second round where you cut down to eight is
the roval at Charlotte. If he can get to the
roval and he's still in the playoffs, he's definitely got
a great shot at make it in the final eight.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
All Right.
Speaker 4 (42:58):
We didn't discuss this dough, but I just want off
the top of you had the biggest name that didn't
make the playoffs this year, This kind of surprise.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
A couple of pass.
Speaker 12 (43:07):
Champions Kyle Busch didn't make it and Brad Keselowski didn't
make it. Actually, no one from Brad Keselowski's team RFK
Racing made the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
So those those are a couple of big names that
didn't make it.
Speaker 12 (43:19):
Brad had a better season overall than Kyle Busch did,
but they did Neither one of them won a race.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
And you see this.
Speaker 12 (43:27):
Page turn in NASCAR pass champions go out and they
don't win races. It happened to Jimmy Johnson for three years.
It happened to Martin Truex Junior his last.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
Year in NASCAR racing.
Speaker 12 (43:38):
And this year Kyle Busch wasn't able to win, Brad
Keselowski not able to win.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
They didn't have enough points.
Speaker 12 (43:44):
So they're not on the sideline because they're in the
last ten races, but they're not racing for a title.
Speaker 4 (43:49):
Right, So tell us about Dodge Ram is back Ram
It gets to pick their own team.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
What's going on?
Speaker 7 (43:57):
Then?
Speaker 12 (43:57):
Basically, because they got a lot of money, they are
getting Colleague Racing, which is based in Welcome, North, Carolinas.
They call it the Campus. It's on the same piece
of property as Richard Childers Racing and Dodge Ram or
Ram Trucks has made an agreement for Colleague.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
To field five that's a big bite Craftsman Truck Series
teams next year.
Speaker 12 (44:21):
I cannot imagine what it's like for Chris Rice, the
general manager, and Matt Collig, who owns the place. I
cannot imagine how many resumes are already on their desk
and phone calls and texts they have got from drivers
looking for rides.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
So that's big news.
Speaker 12 (44:35):
Next year brings another American brand back to NASCAR, and
eventually this will pave the way for Dodge to come
back into NASCAR Cup Series racing.
Speaker 4 (44:44):
All Right, And we got to talk about one of
the greats we lost last week in NASCAR, talking about
Humpy Wheeler Dog.
Speaker 12 (44:51):
Yeah, we didn't get to chat about that. Humpy had
been in declining health for a good while and he
passed away last week. And Johnny, I'm not saying this
in the platitude, since the man really thought a lot
of you.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
He loved the show over the years.
Speaker 12 (45:05):
I know he was on with you and Billy a
lot back in the heyday of NASCAR, and he just
he thought the world of you guys, and he changed racing.
He put racing into the twentieth century. He along with
Bruton Smith, came up with the idea is to light
Charlotte Motor Speed well to build condos at the track,
which people laughed at until they tripled in value after
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the first time. He brought the Speedway Club. He wanted excitement.
He wanted the fans to have more than just a race.
That's why we had the pre race shows with the
Invasion of Grenada and three ring circuses and school buses
jumping wrecked cars.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
He got it.
Speaker 12 (45:46):
He understood what the fans want and he gave it
to him and a total a lot of people. Humpy
was a visionary. A lot of people are visionaries. They
can imagine all these things. But Humpy went out and
made it happen. That separates him from the packing. And
he was a good man. He was a solid guy.
He was my boss for two decades. Sometimes he can
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be very scary because he had that wonderful Scotch Irish
temper of his. But he could also be the most compassionate,
caring person.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
You ever met.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
Well that's the truth, though, that's the truth.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
And I'll share this with you. I went to his
funeral mass.
Speaker 12 (46:22):
Humpy was a devout Catholic and the priest mentioned in
there because they had the casket was setting in the
I guess the vestibule of the church there or the narthex,
whatever you want to call it, and it was this
plain pine box like you would see in a Western
and Humpy had requested that his cough and be a
plain pine box because he said, you know, I don't
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I want to be humble, and we all look the
same in the eyes of God, So I don't need
a big ornate casket.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
This will do just fine.
Speaker 12 (46:52):
And that really, I don't know, for whatever reason, that
really touched me when I heard that that that's what
he requested.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
How about that?
Speaker 4 (46:58):
Yeah, the ltimate show man who's going out like that? Man,
that shows what kind of got unbelievable good stuff. Thanks
for thanks for sharing that with us. Doug appreciate you.
I appreciate the opportunity. All Right, buddy, we'll talk to
you next week and see what happens in Darlington. Let's
go thanks about all right, my boy? You follow Doug
on X at Receman sixty one. All right, y'all, let's
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Way everybody right, we read the roll here, first weekend
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We'll catch up with dog Rise here in a couple hours,
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Let's see what's happing this Rainbow Bridge Remembrance Day. I
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Last year our tailor, National Thoughtful Day, National Red Wine Day,
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It was on the State August twenty eighth, twenty nineteen.
Climate change activists Greta Thunberg arrived in New York. Have
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Chare you good?
Speaker 7 (03:32):
Cheery?
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Why the Why do they always find the most annoying
people and then make us listen to Does that help
the call?
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Now?
Speaker 9 (03:41):
But they're the people that are most looking for attention.
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So I guess so that I should be in school
right now.
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I'm up here.
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Oh, Greta, Yeah, good luck, I'm finding a boyfriend.
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Don't you worry about her? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Twenty twenty two, nineteen fifty two Mickey Mantle baseball card
so for twelve point six million and an auction, becoming
the world's most expensive piece of sporting memorability. And I
just heard earlier this week that a Michael Jordan and
a Kobe Bryant card?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Did you hear this? Jackie sold for.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Like over that it beat the Mantle card over twelve
million dollars. It was like, wows, Yes, And I don't
know if it was like both of them they were
together or yes.
Speaker 11 (04:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
I kind of missed that part, but I did here.
Since nineteen fifty two, this Mickey Mantle card was the
most ever with this over twelve minutes.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I just wish I had that kind of money to
fund my hobbies.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Look, it just gets a good card.
Speaker 9 (04:53):
I found a story.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
But now it also says that Babe Bruce called shot
Jersey he.
Speaker 9 (05:00):
Sold for twenty four point twelve million.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Oh that was you. You could wear that. That was
last year. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (05:10):
Other valuable items included the do.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
You see the Kobe and Michael Jordan car?
Speaker 6 (05:14):
Yeah, Michael Jordan's nineteen ninety eight NBA Finals jersey ten
point one million?
Speaker 9 (05:21):
Is that the one?
Speaker 12 (05:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
No, you're still on jerseys? This this was a card.
Speaker 9 (05:24):
These are This is a list of most expensive.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Memories and might not have made it you Like I said,
it just happened, just said. Let's move on to twenty
twenty three, when Barbie became Warner Brothers highest grossing global release,
overtaking Harry Potter and The dead Ley Hollows Part two.
That took in one point three four billions. Yeah, so
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Now give us three kinds of cards ready to go.
Speaker 11 (08:21):
Birthday card, baseball card, and an index card.
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Here you go for the wind. Three dolls, baby or
what not?
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Ready to go?
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Barbie doll, American girl and cheepy doll.
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You did it, buddy.
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We get the prize back to you, Chattanoogas. You'll appreciate you.
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Thank you. All right, Hey, we got to circle back
to a Greta Thunberg.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
You know the jack that's sailed across the ocean on
primate change activists. Yes, if he's got a boyfriend yet,
because he looks like a lot of fun.
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I think your boat was solar powered. It was pretty cool.
Oh boy, it was solar powered.
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I think so. Yeah.
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Wait a minute here, bend over.
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That's helpful.
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Ry Okay, you're I think if we look hard that
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Remind me of that later, Okay.
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Speaker 1 (10:20):
Bles, I don't bet that's right too. Excuse me while
I whipped.
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This out, somebody's got to go back and get a
buttload of dimes.
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Let's fit.
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I'm I want you to seduce the shet up of
rock Ridge and an abandoned him.
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Let me just have one little touch.
Speaker 8 (10:51):
Hello boys, I missed you, Amy. I am not from Havana.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Yes, we know that went pretty well.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
You're doing for Randolph Scott.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
You don't need she says, we don't care. If it's
the first act of Henry the Fifth. We leave it.
Speaker 14 (11:22):
Our Johnson was great, Lily von Stoopid old Lily.
Speaker 7 (11:36):
Thank y'all.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
I came out of nowhere. It is Jackie's favorite movie.
She learns about movies. Mamma.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Now you know, said Frasier's her favorite TV show.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Now, so she's catching.
Speaker 13 (11:51):
Up, said the man who just watched ET.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Good morning, what let black hole things.
Speaker 11 (12:04):
Of there.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Wed Wolves, Sean Boy.
Speaker 7 (12:11):
And Billy Howard Johnson is right.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Good morning radio, done right, good morning. It's a big
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sew on the radio. Alright, Here my big TV.
Speaker 11 (12:48):
Audition parentcy Here up next, there's a John Boy reading
for the BC Powder TV spot. Okay, Johnny, no pressure,
feeling out, just relax and kind of have fun with it.
Here we go. Take one b.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
C powder This padded for him. Real bad work cut.
Speaker 11 (13:05):
Sorry, Johnny, that came out a little bit garbled. Let's
try again. Take two, b st Powders.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Try them your own success story now, Sam cut Johnny.
Speaker 11 (13:14):
Feel free to kind of put it in your own
words if you need to.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
B see Take Player of pain and customers.
Speaker 11 (13:23):
Okay, but we really need to make sure that they're
actual words. Okay.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Take four helping plain relief, pain through doubt and on
the side.
Speaker 11 (13:32):
Cut Cut, you know what, Let's come back to that one.
Let's see says here. You're also reading for the blow
Jangles TV spot. Is that right? Okay, let's take a
whack at that one. Blow Jangles ready to take one.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
And now you can have breakfast in bread Cut.
Speaker 11 (13:47):
You kind of bobble that one too. Let's let's go
again and take two.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Pick up a bow, Jangle's Ace Peak Tailgate, pebble Cut.
Speaker 11 (13:55):
I'll tell you what though, just jump out. Let's just
try the tagline.
Speaker 13 (13:59):
God won't need you.
Speaker 11 (14:00):
Have you some up bubb butt got Johnny? Are you okay?
In there?
Speaker 1 (14:04):
I had a bit, bigger, bigger battle record.
Speaker 11 (14:06):
Okay, listen, take a deep breath, just just relaxed for
a second. Are you all right? I'm sorry, it just
makes my go timba. Okay, I'll tell you what. Let's
let's let's loseen it up a little bit. Let's just
pretend you're at your regular studio and you're just kind
of opening up the show.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Good morning, A big show is on the radio. It
is Tuesday, Tuesday morning, November the twelve, hopefully welcome.
Speaker 11 (14:33):
To Okay, let's say there's a contest coming up.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Hang on, way you coming? Tell John Boy, do you
have at the time somebody's going win.
Speaker 11 (14:42):
And you're throwing in a quick sponsor plug or some kind.
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And you qualified? But you Tom VI, Virginia you Day
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I didn't get that last part.
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If that's onn't enough.
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Okay, he's gonna keep going better than better.
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Speaker 11 (15:03):
Is that your partner in there? What is his name?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Anna can Scott Walker?
Speaker 11 (15:08):
Is it Billy?
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Billy has a boo do Billy?
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Could you kind of give him a read on how
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Dog, No, that's not quite it either.
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I don't yet.
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I wasn't lighting.
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Okay, let's calm down. There, guys, Why don't Why don't
we take a little break for lunch.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
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Speaker 1 (15:41):
Than everybody more, big show to come. Hang where you are?
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Speaker 7 (16:00):
I listened to something else my own self.
Speaker 13 (16:02):
But white boy Patrick done broke off the.
Speaker 7 (16:05):
Knob in the Cadillac. Never mind, he's out.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio. And
today is today Robert or Keene and friends. Applause for
the calls raising money for Texas Hill Country that was
devastated by the floods over July fourth. And you can't
and stream it and then hope whatever you can do
dollar or two if you can donate, We got it
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all set up. You go to the John Boy Billy
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it's sold out, been sold out for a long time
there happening tonight.
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Alrighty.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
The Kula Lumpur, Malaysia, the Malaysian man whose wife severed
his penis while he slept, said she acted accidentally.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
While dreaming of strangling him. It must be a short ball.
Speaker 15 (21:39):
Oooh.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Hassan Abdullah, forty one, recovering in the hospital in Malaysia's
easter in the Klinton State, said he would not take
legal action against his wife because it was an accident.
When I woke up, I called my wife, but she
was quiet, Hassan, a food seller, said of the incident.
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He said that only after calling her name several times
did she wake up and tell him she had dreamed
of strangling him. Hassan said he then realized his wife
had cut him with a knife while she dreamed, but
did not explain why she wanted to strangle him or
how the dream could have led to her severing his
we wei h huh. He said he expected to live
a healthy and normal life after doctors took four hours
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to reattach these severed and the genies.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
The doctor said, would you settle for a healthy life.
I don't think you're ever going to be normal again.
How dose to her?
Speaker 4 (22:35):
The wife who came with that excuse, I was dreaming,
I was stranged or just got oh okay?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Hell was a logical.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
And the other severed penis news, Bangkok, Thailand. Where else
would he be from police? We're looking today for a
woman accused of drugging her husband and cutting off his
we wei and then reportedly sending it aloft attached to
a bunch of balloons.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Style points impressive ya.
Speaker 11 (23:06):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
Prayun Ecklang, a forty seven year old taxi driver in
the northeastern city of Mackhorn retch Asthma, was hospitalized Saturday
after trying in vain to catch his wife when.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
She ran with his penis. Oh, she ran with it?
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Yes, I heard him, got your nose. This is ridiculous, Prayune.
Two sleeping pills that his wife told him were allergy medicine. Later,
he awoke to intense pain in his groin area and
saw his wife holding a knife in one hand and his.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Wee wii in the other. Now where were the balloons?
Speaker 7 (23:39):
Then?
Speaker 4 (23:39):
Local newspapers reported as she attached his penie to a
bunch of balloons and released them into the sky.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
He said, but you know it took four oh oh right.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Cases of Thai wives retaliating against philandering husbands by cutting
off there sexual organs are not rare in Thailand. One
result is that Todd doctors have pioneered techniques for reattaching.
Speaker 11 (24:10):
Man.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
They even have a thing in the emergency room. Okay,
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play John Boy Jeopardy if I we go, Lord Tiger's
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(24:45):
Rembrandt created sixty two paintings featuring this famous subject more
than any other world famous artists other what is himself? Yeah,
painting a picture of himself?
Speaker 7 (24:57):
Well?
Speaker 1 (24:57):
What else was there?
Speaker 4 (24:57):
A looking Please go lie today's John Boy Jeopardy. Sixty
percent of Americans say they would do this if they
wont ten million dollars in the lottery.
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Divorce? What is divorce? Sure?
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You don't want to think about that? Divorce? What's y'all? God?
What eight hundred big show you told? Free Live?
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We go?
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Do we get a winter?
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We play John Boy Jeopardy next? Good morning, It's a
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It's John Boy, gentlemen.
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And now your hosts now that Keith Richards has outlived
Richard Simmons. He's rethinking this whole eating, healthy and exercise thing.
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He's John Boy.
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Let's say, hey the Nick out of Jacksonville, North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Good morning, Nick, Hey, John Boy, how you guys doing?
Speaker 7 (26:40):
Man?
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We are awesome, welcome in here. You got the first
shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning. So uh, let's
see sixty percent of Americans say they would do this
if they won ten million dollars in the lottery.
Speaker 11 (26:56):
Let's go with keep their jobs, John Boy.
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Wow their jobs day?
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Oh man?
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Thank James Verry live.
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Hear that.
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Awesome Nick, And you just improved your net worth?
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All right, thank you guys very much.
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Can I give a shout out?
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Please do all right, it's all the Marines on first
Italian second Marine join their much needed leave from this deployment.
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Welcome back, enjoy it.
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And then another shout out to my smoking hot wife
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Thank you for keeping me honest.
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Boogety boogety boogety.
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I hear you that Nick got it going on, bro.
We sure appreciate you.
Speaker 11 (27:44):
Man, Yes, sir, thank you guys very much.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Good morning.
Speaker 11 (27:48):
Who was that.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
All right by the man of the hour?
Speaker 4 (27:56):
Top of you on news put It's about twenty minutes away.
My movie reviewer actually have been to the movie.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
It's a perfect good morning. It's a big showing the radio.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
Whoever we're talking about nerve racking Bima Jane's agnibus grand
a fun bird.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
I don't see. We can have some fun with thunbirds.
She could use a little to sound like. I've been
keeping her up my butt all morning, so I check
it out.
Speaker 13 (28:58):
This is all wrong.
Speaker 20 (29:01):
I shouldn't be up here. I should be back in
school on the other side of the ocean. Yet you
will come to us, young people for hope.
Speaker 13 (29:12):
How dare you?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I shouldn't be up here?
Speaker 15 (29:19):
Well until you to growl up there either, good morning,
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there's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
Well, the summer movie season is cooling down. Let's see
if there's any more hot releases left here to tell
us about his latest adventure to the s is a
resident critic, Rabbi Myron berg Stein, Come on in, Rabbi.
Speaker 13 (30:05):
SHOLLOWI, homies, what's happening, big show gang? Oh, I guess
you went to the movies. Good gush, look at the
big brain on John Boy. No, I didn't see a movie.
I'm here they share my criplock recipe, dumb bastard. Of
course I saw a movie. I saw a bunch of them. Well,
(30:26):
spill the beans, Daddy O, spilled the beans, Daddy O
shoe tell me Potzi what time is Ritchie and Ralph
Mouth coming over?
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Shut up, you dope, sorry, so please continue.
Speaker 13 (30:41):
So I saw a bunch of stuff. I saw that
dinosaur movie. Eh. I saw the Super Guy movie Double May.
I saw the movie with the the see through Gyle,
the Rock Guy, the Fire Guy and Stretch Armstrong quadruple.
Nio Pistol was pretty good. That Blonde with the Big
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Chances in it. Pamela Anderson, Pamela Wamela, Bamela thank you, mamma?
What she should be called? She got some miles on her,
but those are highway miles, and from where I was sitting,
there's still some cred on them.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Tired. Oh well, how was everybody else?
Speaker 13 (31:21):
There were other people in the movie?
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Okay, So which movie are you reviewing today? Okay?
Speaker 13 (31:28):
I read the see Nobody's Left Too. I think it's
just nobody too. Did you see the movie trust Me?
Nobody's Left? Big body count?
Speaker 7 (31:36):
Huh?
Speaker 13 (31:37):
He was stacking him like Cordwood. So you remember the
first one when he got involved with the Ruskies and
he and his dad and another guy just wiped them out.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Yeah, it was great.
Speaker 13 (31:47):
Then you are gonna love base fun. He and the
family go on vacation to this little tourist trap place,
but it's not fun and games for long. In no time,
he winds up and the cross hands of a corrupt
theme park operator, a didy sheriff and the blood tisty lady.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Crime Boss Lady crime balls. Interesting.
Speaker 13 (32:08):
Yeah, played bite that dame that got the famous for
crossing her legs in that movie?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Did she cross her legs in this one?
Speaker 16 (32:16):
No?
Speaker 1 (32:17):
But that was still good.
Speaker 13 (32:20):
And the lead guy is so great the great comedian
Bob Hope Odenkirk, cover your mouth when you bite.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
The actor you're thinking of is Bob Odenkirk.
Speaker 13 (32:34):
I thought that was the white guy with the afro
that thought frustrated housewives how to paint happy little creeve.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
That's Bob Ross.
Speaker 13 (32:44):
I thought that was the famous singer who you could
never sing along with because nobody knew what the hell
he was saying.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
That's Bob Dylan.
Speaker 13 (32:54):
I thought that was the guy who always yelled come
on down and then told you to cut your dog's
balls off.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
That's Bob Barker.
Speaker 13 (33:02):
I thought that was the singer who was always hopped
up on goofen toll and head hair like long fuzzy turns.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
That's Bob Marley.
Speaker 13 (33:09):
Oh, I thought that was a break.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
That's Bob White.
Speaker 13 (33:15):
I thought that's what boxes did.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
That's Bob and Weave. So who the hell am I
thinking of? Bob Odenkirk, the only guy in history to.
Speaker 13 (33:24):
Have a twenty year career painting the same damp picture
over and over again.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
So what did you think?
Speaker 13 (33:31):
I think he should have painted a happy pony or
a smiling dog. Would it kill you to chase things?
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Up, Yah, cookie head.
Speaker 13 (33:38):
Bastard know the movie, well, I gotta tell you, I
give it five out of five yamackers. There's nothing like
seeing a bunch of crooked a holes get hung out
to dry. My biggest complaint is that it's only an
hour and a half.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 13 (33:53):
What did you run out of? Goon's the blow Away?
But other than that, it's the perfect cinematic end to
a crappy so so movie summer. But maybe this isn't
your cup of tea. I don't know. Maybe some of
you sympathize with the criminals and no goodnicks getting what's
coming to him. Maybe that's why you spend all your
time in your mom's basement being a keyboard tough guy,
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putting on a black mask and marching around with your
equally stupid friends crapping on everything American.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Well you know what they might make.
Speaker 13 (34:24):
Nobody's left three and I'm sure the movie people would
love to have a bunch of you shiftless, gutless, clueless
comedy butt wipes to users cannon father and let me
tell you, I would love it. But you know, rare
clean unders in case your mom has to identify you,
God bless and remember see him at Nay.
Speaker 7 (34:44):
It's cheaper.
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Good more than everybody. The big show is right here
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The two fine lads, two boys dedicated spoil on your
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on the Big Show, Faith and Begora.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Yeah,
we're trying to figure.
Speaker 4 (35:48):
Out mother Jackie's sitting on about ten million dollars the
Steven Curry card. We've been talking about this all right.
It was on this date in twenty twenty two that
that nineteen fifty two Mickey Mantle baseball card sold for
twelve point six million dollars.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
And I said, I just heard this week I got
passed it. Sure did.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
It was Tuesday, Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant Logo Man
card brings a record twelve million, nine hundred and thirty
two thousand dollars for that card. World record shot pass
that Mickey Mantle nineteen fifty two tops card.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Man twelve million, nine hundred thirty two thousand dollars. Well,
I can tell you this if Jackie had a card
of Stephan Carroll.
Speaker 9 (36:42):
It would be long.
Speaker 12 (36:45):
My brother was a huge football card collector, my older brother,
and when my parents moved, he cleared them out of
the attic and just threw them away.
Speaker 4 (36:53):
Nice.
Speaker 13 (36:55):
I know, I know there was like a Roger stopbout card.
I mean, I know he had some of the old
guys in there. Let's chunk it. I'm a minialist, minimalist.
Speaker 11 (37:06):
I would have been there.
Speaker 9 (37:08):
No mentalists.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Do going it us.
Speaker 4 (37:14):
I shouldn't have took my Michael Jordan car to make
my bicycle sound like it had an engine.
Speaker 11 (37:19):
With a.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio coming up, we
play our game beat the Blonde for one hundred and
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in our NASCAR sport.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
And the man Doug Rice joins us right now. Good morning,
mister Rice.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Good morning Johnny and fans.
Speaker 12 (37:52):
We had Brian Blaney dashed to win at Daytona this
past Saturday night, running thirteenth with two laps to go,
got a little bit of help, got on the high side,
and he's a heartbreaker man. He'd beat four drivers that
if any one of those four had won, they would
have gone to the playoffs and Alex Bowman would have
been out. But Blaney edges him out by about a
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half a carling four wide finish. Great days of thunder
kind of stuff. Blaine gets his third win and his
best friend, now who said he would buy Blaaney's seven
million beers is Alex Bowman, because without a new winner,
then Bowman got in on points.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
So Bowman gets in the playoffs.
Speaker 12 (38:32):
Blainey gets a dramatic finish, picks up some extra playoff
points heading into the playoffs, and so he's all good.
And now we've got our sixteen drivers that will battle
for the championship over the next ten races, which will
all come to a culmination out in Phoenix in about
two and a half months in November.
Speaker 9 (38:51):
I mean, it just seems weird to have a NASCAR
event in November, doesn't it.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
It does.
Speaker 12 (38:57):
If I were King of the Forest, the NASCAR season
would end around Labor Day and we could run all
of these races that were running, but it would end
before you went head to head with college football in
the NFL.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
That's just me.
Speaker 12 (39:11):
Nobody's nobody's signing up for that plan, but that's that's
that's what we have. So we'll endo November well something.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Yeah, you look at it like that.
Speaker 4 (39:20):
The playoffs start this weekend Labor Day, weekend Labor Day,
Sunday and Darlington, and that's when the college football starts,
you know, full throttle as well. So then yes, up
against football for the rest of the of the playoffs.
Speaker 12 (39:34):
And the NFL season starts the following week and you're
up against that every Sunday, and I would just this
is just me. I would love to see something where
we ran a couple of races in one week and
do away with the All Star Race, do away with
the clash. Then that's two more open dates you could
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have to run real races that count for something, and
the season wouldn't go on till almost Thanksgiving.
Speaker 11 (40:03):
That's just me.
Speaker 12 (40:04):
Like I said, there's no movement to make that happen.
But I think in the long run, that's like I said,
if they give me a day to make some changes, that.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Would be the first one.
Speaker 7 (40:17):
They're not.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
They're not going to do that, and it's probably wise
on their partet.
Speaker 4 (40:23):
So Darlington Labor Day sun is a good starting time.
I like it six o'clock, so it'll be Sunday evening,
you know.
Speaker 13 (40:30):
Like that.
Speaker 12 (40:31):
You know it gets dark about eight right now this
time of year in Darlington, so that'll be good. That'll
finish under the lights. This is the last of the
so called crown Jewel races, being the Southern five hundred.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Everybody wants to put that one on their resume.
Speaker 12 (40:45):
There's four of them, really, I guess Brickyard Coke six hundred,
Daytona five hundred, Southern five hundred, Darlington. I might squeeze
a fifth one end if I could, and make the
Bristol Night Race on that list. But this is a
big race, not just position your off of the playoffs,
but also it's one you want on your resume, all.
Speaker 4 (41:03):
Right, Doug, So set up the playoffs so everybody can
understand it very easily. There's three races and then there's
a cutoff. Drop some three races, drop three races, drop
to one final race in Phoenix to see who wins.
So how many drivers do we have starting and how
many do they whittle down?
Speaker 1 (41:21):
After three races?
Speaker 12 (41:23):
Sixteen, then you whittle down to twelve, then you get
to eight and then four and those final four all
battle out in Phoenix and whoever it finishes the best,
you don't have to win the race. A couple of
years ago, I think when Blainey won his title, he
didn't win the race. Ross Chastain did, so it goes
down to the final four and then you will decide
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who your title is. These first three races are at Darlington,
then Worldwide Technology that's in Saint Louis, and then it
wraps up I think it at the Bristol Night Race,
and then there's three more races that wraps up at
the Roval in Charlotte, then three more, the last one
before you get to phoenixes at Martinsville, and then the
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last race at Phoenix decides your champion.
Speaker 4 (42:06):
So SVG, the guy who's winning all the road course races,
do you see a way for him to win the championship?
Speaker 12 (42:14):
Doub to win the championship, probably not, but to get
into that final eight, yeah, I definitely do. Just don't
make a lot of mistakes in these first three races. Finish,
Finish in the top twenty. That's really all he's got
to do, because he's got a nice little chunk of
playoff points heading into the playoffs that should carry him
so far. Don't finish thirty fourth three weeks in a row,
(42:37):
you're done. Just just be average play old man golf.
Keep the ball in the fairway, don't put it in
the pond. You should be able to get to the
next round. In that next round, the last race in
the second round where you cut down to eight is
the roval at Charlotte. If he can get to the
roval and he's still in the playoffs, he's definitely got
a great shot at make it in the final eight.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
All Right.
Speaker 4 (42:58):
We didn't discuss this dough, but I just want off
the top of you had the biggest name that didn't
make the playoffs this year, This kind of surprise.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
A couple of pass.
Speaker 12 (43:07):
Champions Kyle Busch didn't make it and Brad Keselowski didn't
make it. Actually, no one from Brad Keselowski's team RFK
Racing made the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
So those those are a couple of big names that
didn't make it.
Speaker 12 (43:19):
Brad had a better season overall than Kyle Busch did,
but they did Neither one of them won a race.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
And you see this.
Speaker 12 (43:27):
Page turn in NASCAR pass champions go out and they
don't win races. It happened to Jimmy Johnson for three years.
It happened to Martin Truex Junior his last.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
Year in NASCAR racing.
Speaker 12 (43:38):
And this year Kyle Busch wasn't able to win, Brad
Keselowski not able to win.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
They didn't have enough points.
Speaker 12 (43:44):
So they're not on the sideline because they're in the
last ten races, but they're not racing for a title.
Speaker 4 (43:49):
Right, So tell us about Dodge Ram is back Ram
It gets to pick their own team.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
What's going on?
Speaker 7 (43:57):
Then?
Speaker 12 (43:57):
Basically, because they got a lot of money, they are
getting Colleague Racing, which is based in Welcome, North, Carolinas.
They call it the Campus. It's on the same piece
of property as Richard Childers Racing and Dodge Ram or
Ram Trucks has made an agreement for Colleague.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
To field five that's a big bite Craftsman Truck Series
teams next year.
Speaker 12 (44:21):
I cannot imagine what it's like for Chris Rice, the
general manager, and Matt Collig, who owns the place. I
cannot imagine how many resumes are already on their desk
and phone calls and texts they have got from drivers
looking for rides.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
So that's big news.
Speaker 12 (44:35):
Next year brings another American brand back to NASCAR, and
eventually this will pave the way for Dodge to come
back into NASCAR Cup Series racing.
Speaker 4 (44:44):
All Right, And we got to talk about one of
the greats we lost last week in NASCAR, talking about
Humpy Wheeler Dog.
Speaker 12 (44:51):
Yeah, we didn't get to chat about that. Humpy had
been in declining health for a good while and he
passed away last week. And Johnny, I'm not saying this
in the platitude, since the man really thought a lot
of you.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
He loved the show over the years.
Speaker 12 (45:05):
I know he was on with you and Billy a
lot back in the heyday of NASCAR, and he just
he thought the world of you guys, and he changed racing.
He put racing into the twentieth century. He along with
Bruton Smith, came up with the idea is to light
Charlotte Motor Speed well to build condos at the track,
which people laughed at until they tripled in value after
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the first time. He brought the Speedway Club. He wanted excitement.
He wanted the fans to have more than just a race.
That's why we had the pre race shows with the
Invasion of Grenada and three ring circuses and school buses
jumping wrecked cars.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
He got it.
Speaker 12 (45:46):
He understood what the fans want and he gave it
to him and a total a lot of people. Humpy
was a visionary. A lot of people are visionaries. They
can imagine all these things. But Humpy went out and
made it happen. That separates him from the packing. And
he was a good man. He was a solid guy.
He was my boss for two decades. Sometimes he can
(46:07):
be very scary because he had that wonderful Scotch Irish
temper of his. But he could also be the most compassionate,
caring person.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
You ever met.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
Well that's the truth, though, that's the truth.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
And I'll share this with you. I went to his
funeral mass.
Speaker 12 (46:22):
Humpy was a devout Catholic and the priest mentioned in
there because they had the casket was setting in the
I guess the vestibule of the church there or the narthex,
whatever you want to call it, and it was this
plain pine box like you would see in a Western
and Humpy had requested that his cough and be a
plain pine box because he said, you know, I don't
(46:44):
I want to be humble, and we all look the
same in the eyes of God, So I don't need
a big ornate casket.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
This will do just fine.
Speaker 12 (46:52):
And that really, I don't know, for whatever reason, that
really touched me when I heard that that that's what
he requested.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
How about that?
Speaker 4 (46:58):
Yeah, the ltimate show man who's going out like that? Man,
that shows what kind of got unbelievable good stuff. Thanks
for thanks for sharing that with us. Doug appreciate you.
I appreciate the opportunity. All Right, buddy, we'll talk to
you next week and see what happens in Darlington. Let's
go thanks about all right, my boy? You follow Doug
on X at Receman sixty one. All right, y'all, let's
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play out beating the Blonde one eight hundred big show.
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