January 30, 2025 • 41 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we salute Sean Connery and Mr. Sulu for no apparent reason.. - Rev. Sincere has an awkward story that confuses his experiences with sex education and horseback riding - and Goober has a touching story about a boy with nothing but a head.. - Murray has stepped up his game on dodging our calls.. - The Grumpy Old Man tells why he hates social media.. - we fill a request for one of Robert D. Raiford’s Raves - and once again prove how ahead of his time he was.. - and finally, Oliver has a letter to his dogs…
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Listen Ricky Bates, sharp brother. Oh how about you pot lickers?
Are listening to a couple other pot liquors, noted John
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a guest star on the Playhouse and official mascot from
mister Populist to Pizza Runt. That's just the tip of
the iceberg. But this note from John Boy keep it short.
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Sun up up, taga doon todo, hoping that on.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
It is Thursday, January, the thirtieth thirty days that September,
after June and November. Yeah, okay, so tomorrow we'll have
another January Day and I should do it. Twenty twenty
five grief today. Hello everyone, all smelling faces, smiley faces.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Smelly from all the way over there.
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Let's see, it's only one national day. There's a National
Croissant Day. Croissant like a good old croissant.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Good.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
A little money on that boy in the oven. I
got this little crab salad. I'd like to use Little
Duke's mayonnaise and a little crab salad.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
On.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
You know who has a good croissant, breakfast sandwich, Jack
in the box, jag.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
You go all sat jagg and cheese on cissan.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
You know, go to a French restaurant and you get
a quassant and it's you know about that big. You
go to Costco and get a croissant and it's like
somehow it like got on steroids.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yeah, the size of a bagel huge.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
Costco's reducing the size of some of their baked goods.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
You'd get a cupcakes, get a cupcake. It wasn't a cupcake.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
It was a minny cake. I just thought, like stores
like that was just a bunch of stuff, not necessarily
giant stuff. More more for the values. I don't want
them to shrink. It was that's a that's a good price.
Why it was a big controversey All right, well, y'all
bring me some of them.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Your head.
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I lake my way out right there. We got three
days in history. We'll get those out, get our first
prize back out, and then we get the winning beginning.
We're awake, Big Shows on the radio, Good morning, Big
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three days in history where we're going to categories. You're
gonna be awake and you can win. You saw them here.
So January thirtieth, nineteen eighty four, Robert and I, a
Rucker of Fluorescant, Missouri, kept their lucky numbers a secret
from each other, and they both ended up winning over
one million dollars with identical numbers in the Illinois state lottery.
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Oh right, they're gonna wind up marry you just what?
Speaker 7 (03:53):
How?
Speaker 5 (03:53):
What are the odds the pick of the same numbers?
That's amazing. We did the same passwords too, keep them
a secret.
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We was both try to keep a million dollars from
each others. Move up to nineteen ninety four, the Dallas
Cowboys repeated as NFL champions by defeating the Buffalo Bills
thirty to thirteen and Super Bowl twenty eight. By the way,
that was the fourth straight Super Bowl loss for the Bills.
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Oh they were so close. So Pro Bowl this weekend
and the Super Bowl away from Sunday. All right, so
I went in here one more category after the Super
Bowl category nineteen ninety six, Magic Johnson returned to the
basketball court for the first time in five years? Is
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that when he was off for the age deal?
Speaker 8 (04:45):
More like?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah, yeah, there it is, so yeah, let's think about that. Then.
Then there's our third category, all right, one eight hundred
Big Show you told free line. We play out birds next.
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Good morning Alice a big Shaw on the radio for
you Thursday and today's feature track for the Big Show
bid Box Oliver, Dear Dogs. There's the key words dear dogs.
Here the bid Box happen the Big Show dot com
there Alas, get that.
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Uppers.
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Let's be uppers.
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It's the game that anyone can win. Shoon boys and
buy give.
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The prizes from the Big Prize Pa. Let's go contested
number one.
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This should really be a lot of fun.
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Win you're playing uppers have a up in guest.
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Time you love the best time you love a big shots.
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Let's say, hey the James from Loud to Wiggers, Georgia,
we shot good morning, James.
Speaker 7 (06:22):
Damn John Boy, Am I in trouble?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
That holler at you? Gotta put you in the in
the mind of that. I'm guessing most people don't.
Speaker 7 (06:33):
Call my mama calling me James and I'm in trouble.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I see.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
All right, Well, Jim, we say every time you say it,
give you for all.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Right, Jim, you are all right body, let him settle
down now, heart jumped.
Speaker 7 (06:53):
All right, Well, let's get one day, John boy, I'm
gonna be able to say you all right too?
Speaker 1 (06:57):
All right, well thank you?
Speaker 7 (07:00):
Yeah, all right.
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Well let's get you through these three categories, and you're
gonna get a big old pack of bird tea County peanuts.
All right, that a good thing? All right? In five seconds,
we need three lotteries ready.
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And scratch off Mega millions and Bowl.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
All right, then there you go, Jim. All right, now
three teams that have gone to the Super Bowl ready
to go.
Speaker 7 (07:30):
Okay, Steelers and alright.
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Many years ago, Yeah, they are doing again nowhere. They
got a new coach, Everything's going to be all right,
Oh Jim for the win. Three celebrities who have or
had aids. Ready go.
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Right, any mercury and ninety dollars.
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Wow, manna be hard.
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You know I ain't born.
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And now the assortment of small Badge hand cooked peanuts
from bird Tea County Peanuts. You enjoorge him headed them
down to the Wicked Luther siy.
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Luttle beach lutle whisky. You're pretty close. I bet if
it was Billy Billy could get that.
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All right, we're gonna jump out and cut you up
on your news, weather and sun. Still a time capsule
for Thursday in the morning riding. Then we're gonna OXI.
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This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
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This is time for Oliver Well well, well.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
You know there's an old saying that some people are
dog people and some people are cat people. I'm proud
to say I'm a dog people. Meet Blue Dough, my
English bulldog. He's like a second child to me. My
wife says I spoil him, but I don't think so.
Little rain Booties isn't spoiling him. It's common sense I
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just think of my self is a caring, responsible pet owner,
even if it means I have to go without, let
me preach on it. Bluto sleeps about fifteen hours a day.
He lounges wherever he pleases, enjoying a variety of luxurious
places to sleep. He really enjoyed the expensive memory foam bed.
Speaker 9 (10:21):
I got him.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Judging from how much of it he ate, I'd say
it was delicious. I sleep about six hours a night
on a lumpy hand me down mattress next to my
lumpy hand me down wife. Oh she's been married before.
(10:46):
Bluto has the best veterinary care available. He goes in
once a year for a checkup or whenever the need arises.
Being English, his teeth are always a concern, so he
gets a visit to the doggie dentist on a regular basis.
He doesn't have insurance, so it all comes out of
his master's pocket. I only go to the doctor when
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I can't stop the bleeding on my own. I let
that one sink in for a little sip of coffee,
and long we go. Page two. Blueto eats whenever he likes.
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His meals are as good a quality as his master's
budget allows suffice to say he eats like a king.
He even has dishes with his name on it that
get washed after each meal to make sure his nutritional
needs are met. I'm happy to settle for a little less.
I'm very content with ramen noodles. You know, if you
cut up spam in it, it's like a redneck low Maine.
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I'm more than happy to take time out of my
day to take Bluto out.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
To do his business.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Afterwards, I have to clean up after him. I spend
a few minutes behind a pooper scooper patrolling the brown zone.
As for me, if I run out of toilet paper,
I have to hope there's an old sock within reach,
and I'm wearing one right now.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Probably ought to wash him first.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Sometimes I have to be a stern parent and punish
Bluto when he's been bad. If he shreds the newspaper
or tears up a sofa pillow, he gets a tap
with a rolled up newspaper, and you know what, he
couldn't care mess, and it's still up to me to
clean up after him. Now, if I make a mess,
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my wife hits me with a rolled up newspaper and.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Then I have to clean myself up.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
If I'm really bad, she makes me spend time with
her damn family. So with all that knowledge, I started
adding things up. Let's see here, Bludo lives in a
nice neighborhood, in a house bigger than he needs, and
it's all rent free. He spends all day sitting on
his big old bulldog butt doing nothing to earn his keep.
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All his medical and living expenses are picked up by
someone he's not even related to. He doesn't do jack squat,
and all his costs are covered by someone who goes
out and earns a living every day. That's when it
hit me like a ton of bricks. Holy crap, my
dog is a democrat. But at least he has a
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birth certificate.
Speaker 8 (13:48):
John Boyan Dilly got.
Speaker 9 (13:50):
A floor that card out you credit. There's a neighborhood,
there's at no residential district.
Speaker 8 (13:55):
Good morning, Red Yell done right.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Good morning the big shows on the radio. In minutes
we kick off our Sean and Sulu Thursday, acting out
favorite scenes from our favorite movies, TV shows and cartoons.
And then twenty minutes is what to watch see if
you'll be able to know the difference and right now
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it's time to actcite yo, what's up? Patrick?
Speaker 9 (14:51):
Who won't let me run the pocket?
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Lot?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
I got Patrick in training for the All Intern Boxing Championship.
Who wants up?
Speaker 12 (15:02):
Yo?
Speaker 2 (15:03):
What's up? Welcome to Axe Height for all the far
war one you need for all ya what you call
Afro intramural relationships?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Dig this? I my fiance and I recently found out
that I am pregnant. His last name is Jones, and
he wants to name the baby Indiana. In the Anna
Jones she wrote that down. He dead serious. Although I
find it funny, I also think it would be cruel
and unusual punishment for the poor child. Please help me.
(15:35):
What do you think? Rosie Schmidt, Jefferson, Tennessee. Dear Rosie Schmidt,
If it were up to me, I name him Love Jones.
But uh, ain't no sense in me naming everybody? What
do I think? I think? Crack smoking by pantses way
up in the world. Let me preach on it into
Anna Jones. Huh mmmmm, White people. That movie been out
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for almost thirty years. They act like they're the first
one is to think of it. Oh, they think they're
doing this boy favor a boy giving him a name
of some sort of action and adventuating hero. But what
if he don't amount to nothing?
Speaker 8 (16:11):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Is your son Anyana Jones? Like the movie? No he
Anyana Jones like the forty year old couch potatoes still
living at home? That that that, and no, we're not talking
about nicknames here like Yoga or Spackett or t Bone
or Gammy or astro turn. There's names your crew give you.
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We talking about the name on your birthen and certificate,
your driving and license, your social most secrutiny number. And
you got nothing to say about it for you ever
get the chance to screw up your life up by yourself. Oh,
mom and dad gotta get their hand in there and
get creative. Allow me to elucidate. Listen to this this real, y'all.
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It's hard to believe they figured out how to have kids,
let alone come over with a name. Fok Arizona Ricketts
sounds like what you get from meeting too much Arizona.
Bob cat Ruckous sounds like what you give me too
much bombcat, Miss belch m de loon. Who canna ask
her to the pron man? It's billy name of these kids?
(17:16):
Oh yeah, and chrysanthemum, turn up seed jackpot. Those is
my people. Speaking of my people, ain't nobody script a
kid named like a brother or sister used to be
Rufus or cleve Isnalds about it as off the hook
as we get there, Roofs came along. Nine months later,
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there's about six million Kunta kent is born. Then we
discovered Islam and everybody was named Mohammed somebody. Then we
got both with that and we started the real verblation
free for all. Like since I know got a pair
of twins named Lemonngelo and a Rangelo. Ooh, that's sounded
exotic donor until you read it orange jello and lemon jello.
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How they do opened up the cupboard, they might have
ended up with saltine and ritz, or or a little
chunky surloin burgger and clam chowder. Hey go call extra
crunchy Jiff and Peter pan and for dinner. Man, I
know whole family named that kid Mercedes ferrari ad Partia.
I guess they couldn't spend a lambora g guinea or
whatever it is. Why should just throw the damn dicks
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there in the Blenderrader Hey, how's it going there, Nimrod
k funk, What time you got there? Viperella, pink Staff,
I'm putting you in the game, god Zella, Gorrella, pimp Hunter.
You're gonna be replacing Ducks and Boogoloo Coleman. These all
real names. Y'all ain't making these other And it's like
that all over the world. In Russia you got the
on what's his name? Balls frozen off over there. In
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Germany you got that fellow horse Radish. China they got
who flung dung in one fat hole. That's a hell
of a wedding, Nasminnata, England's got I have a biggin
no wonder. The Irakis is cracking names like who's been
fourteen and hal Sheep Ma draws kind of make Seymour butts,
jock strap eating beans I vonna tinkle, du Wayne pipe
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and carrot tops sound normal, Don't all I can say
at Rosie Schmid is you could do a whole lot
western into Anna Jones. Just be thankful your parents had
the decens and nothing to name you dumb. Then you'd
have really had a reason to introduce old Jim Shoes
to mister Hugh Jazz.
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Jim Shoes, Good morning. You got the Big Show on
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the radio.
Speaker 13 (19:54):
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 14 (19:59):
Good morning. Thisious Connery Sean Connery. And you might think
that I'm just another sophisticated yet rugged Scottish movie star,
and you'd be right. What's my secret? The truth is
I can't start my day without listening to the Big
Show with John Boy and Billy. Trust me, they're a
lot funnier than Doctor Noan blofeld Oh.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Good morning, and it's a big Seawan the radio all
morning long will be celebrating the acting genius of Sean
and Sulu.
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Shut out so.
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Really at the water Brothers cartoon.
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Rabbit Season, dud Season, rabbit Season, dut season, wabbit season,
webbit season, duck season, fire, You're despicable.
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Help you with joy.
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I thought I'd hit the bottom of the barrels with
the Avengers, but apparently I was warm.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio. Coming up, we
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play for ten minutes. Where right now from the desk
of Taylor Tayman News is what to watch. There's Mars
Taylor morea.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
All right, We're going to.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Start off at the box office report from the weekend
and uh the action thriller Flight Risk, which was directed
by Mel Gibson and stars Mark.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Wahlberg, Yes, ballhead and Mark Wahlberg.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
You I said he's an interesting wig choice. Yeah, Willie
came at number one, scored twelve million there at the
box office, and it is an interesting movie about a
US Marshall on a flight transporting a fugitive to trial
and mayhem ensues.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Is Wallburg the fugitive? I'm not going to tell you, okay,
but he is No.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
I do I do, I do I do all right.
He is not the Marshall nor the.
Speaker 6 (22:59):
Right.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
But I'm not saying he's a good cat. And yeah,
and he's sporting. I don't know what that is, a
reverse bowl cut. I don't know how you explain that
last week's top movie, Mufasa the Lion King dropped from
second place. I mean, yeah, dropped to second place. I
mean to say, the comedy One of Them Days went
from second to third place. And it's a comedy about
a woman and her boyfriend who takes her rent money,
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and then she and her roommate race against the clock
to avoid eviction, and comedy ensues a reality shown.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
We call it life sonic.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
The Hedgehog three hangs in there in the top five
by being number four, and Moana two is number five.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
All right in theaters this weekend.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
Dog Man, It's an animated flick, has the voices of
Pete Davidson and Isla Fisher dog Man half dog, half man,
you know, sworn into protect and serve as he guardedly
pursues the feline supervillain Peedie the Cat So dog Man
Valiant one, A routine goes awry when a US Army
helicopter crashes deep within North Korean Territory. You're into those
(24:05):
kind of thriller suspense military movies, valiant one. All right,
what to watch on TV? The Grammys are this Sunday.
If you are into the they are gonna they are
going to proceed with the ceremony. Well, they are going
to proceed with that, and uh, it'll be on CBS.
It's hosted by Trevor Noah. But the telecast will raise
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funds to support l A's wildfire relief efforts and honor
the bravery of first responders.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
So they are.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Maybe they won't be so self absorbed or maybe not
as self absorbed. Yeah, you know down.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
So it's been quoted from a Recording Academy CEO. The
Grammys will show how the power of music can help rebuild,
uplift and support those in need.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
A music award, Yeah god, yeah, does that happen yet?
That's not happened yet. That'll be in February.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
February. Also, also to be sure, some information is the
Super Bowl halftime show is going to be Kendrick Lamar
and he has invited SISA to perform with him. That
is not until February. I know that, but just letting
you all you Kendrick Lamar and Sissa that they will
be headlining the super Bowl halftime show because they are
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promoting their co heading Grand National Tour. Because you know,
the artists have to pay in to perform, and so
this is what they're doing. It's a big kind of
big music.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Video for their concerts.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
They're gonna be doing.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
His band rock Paper and gonna be.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
With what streaming if you're into streaming, coming out this week,
Miss Rachel she will be on Netflix. You're thinking, oh,
miss Rachel. Now she's for toddlers and for your babies.
Here's a sample of Miss Rachel.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Lat say it, mom, let's clap it.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
I'm out.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Kids go crazy, kids go crazy.
Speaker 5 (26:10):
I mean she's shot to start them on on YouTube
and now she's got got it Aaron on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Yeah, and it's just her.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
It's just her in her rooms and she's a real teacher.
Speaker 9 (26:25):
Why hello, Hello, I.
Speaker 5 (26:27):
Can't believe you say Mama, mama, mama.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
She's got overalls old. We do want to watch It's
not a mandate.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
You must watch that.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
So all right, all you all your grandparents out there
and parents, parents know about it, but grandparents you may
be asked to get miss Rachel on and however language
they can say it on the tablets and on your
your phone.
Speaker 9 (27:00):
Or what wakel.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Report You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Well, let's get us a winner. Let's play John BOYD Jeopardy.
All right, then jump on in here review yesterday's question.
We need to. According to medical records, about ten times
more people are bitten by one of these in New
York City than there are shark bite victims worldwide. Unbelievable humans, Yes,
y'all couldn't bite each other up here?
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Did you learn nothing?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Today's John boy Jeopardy For nearly fifty years prior to
eighteen fifty eight, if you wanted to open one of these,
you would have used a hammer and a chisel. What
is a big vault?
Speaker 5 (27:47):
Okay, it's not funny, but his idea?
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Yeah? Well no, okay, Mark Bagwaldolf, what y'all got one?
Eight hundred? Big show? You told? Free lot? We played
John BOYD Jeopardy. Next, Good morning, it's a big showing
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the radio on it to your Thursday, January thirtieth, Today's
feature track from The Big Show, ben Box, Oliver and
Deer Dogs. Search for Keyward's deer Dogs over ten thousand
tracks you choose from no nonsense eaes get fifeen tractor
says none, none and nine and right now let's blame
yes live across America.
Speaker 6 (28:51):
It's John boych Wow why and now a man who
recently received a letter from his dog.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
It says, stop blaming me for your farts. Everyone knows
it was you because you yelled touch down lsu as
they hated Danielle out of Columbus, Georgia's at you, Danielle baby?
Were you on first up on John boyd Jeopardy? How
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are you so far today? Excellent?
Speaker 7 (29:22):
Yourself good?
Speaker 1 (29:23):
I'm fine? Thank you? So she cares Danielle for nearly
fifty years. This was prior to eighteen fifty eight. My
calculations puts it about eighteen something early. I've had fifty three. No,
(29:44):
that's fifty anyway, I can't subtract either. Yes, okay, So well, Danielle,
if you wanted to open one of these, you would
have used a hammer and a chisel. What could it be?
Speaker 7 (29:57):
A te can in the can?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Well let's see. Well yeah, now, early ones were made
of cast iron. Ah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (30:15):
Ten actually started making them easier.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Oh, he says, military was the first one to deal
with canned food there. Okay, well look at you Dan. Yeah,
went in big old prize pack coming hot out of
Columbus this morning. Gratulations, Thank you so much. All right,
one those sidebars to the to the can, since we're
learning about cans this morning. The ten cans, uh kind
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so like when it were available to the general public,
you'd buy them from the like hardware store or wherever,
from a grocery, yeah, or you know, like a groceral store. Okay,
like that, and then when you wanted to open them,
you have to take them back to the store where
you bought them.
Speaker 6 (30:53):
And he'd use all kinds of clever ways, rocks, nails
from railroad ties, and they had all kind of clever
ways to get in except a can opener. Yeah, no
can opener for almost fifty years. Mass they've been back then,
we could have invented.
Speaker 9 (31:08):
That castarn ain't light either.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Yeah, yes, it's the same way I thought I came
up with the idea for dog suspenders. You all know
my old dog Pearl, she's the guy who gotta have diaper.
Owner Wis was in the house pants on her and
kept vault off. So said man. We were to invent
some diaper suspenders. Matter of fact, Tator, you already get
that and put it on the Facebook page. What we
came up with before we found some on Amazon, somebody
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had already invented them.
Speaker 5 (31:34):
Your prototype, and then what you found someone that does it?
Speaker 3 (31:38):
All right, I'll do it.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
See, I'll check that out the John Morgan and Facebook page.
Try not to make fun of my dog. Pearl can
be sensitive.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
Yeah, and don't blame her for your fart.
Speaker 10 (31:50):
Oh, let's cut you up on you.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Good morning. Big Show's on the radio. Here we are
January thirtieth. I've been getting some requests for Big Show
tunes since MOS this month have been playing our most
recusting tunes from twenty twenty four. Got all about this
and one of the best from Tim Wilson. I can't
understand green Grass and High Tides, a song from the Outlaws.
We'll check this out Outlaws. Oh yeah, yeah, I got
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to hear green Grass and Hot Ties.
Speaker 17 (32:51):
How's you skinnered?
Speaker 2 (32:52):
To warm up with.
Speaker 9 (32:57):
The song Nobody really Knows.
Speaker 17 (33:01):
Bill, it Ain't pleased Walls m a soul sap, if
He and if head the field a handsome Headway fashion
and they ring play rhymes all dogs bys go here
young Were you on see on the flag of for me?
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (33:25):
Yeah de ies he pleas on.
Speaker 17 (33:28):
So it's all issues really had me, he was ridly
you and the answer mote at the quiz is the
why I would come.
Speaker 9 (33:39):
And you have to love believe in me more.
Speaker 17 (33:41):
Man stand me take you there, green grass and hard
guys forever more from stuff, drink some like elbow. How
long you want this bit to laught?
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Listen, good morning, that's a big showing the radio rolling
to your Thursday. Look it's the ram and go.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
That one right there.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
That's all.
Speaker 9 (34:41):
That's all I really knew it was.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
This when not here, Good morning.
Speaker 12 (34:44):
John Bill reader, Jackie little girl Raden honestly say said, hell,
you know, I had an invitation to speak at the
Rotary Club at the monthly meeting last week that asked
me to speak because the topic was going to be
a biblical look at the topic of sex and marriage. Well,
I was very flatter that they asked me to speak.
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I did a little Bible study prepared a very carefully
research look at sex in the context of the marriage relationship.
But now to tell you the truth, my wife, you know,
she pretty old fashioned and about she's kind of screaming
about the subject of sex in general, and especially screaming
about he about me talking about it than public.
Speaker 14 (35:23):
So I told her I.
Speaker 12 (35:24):
Won't give her a speech to the Rottery Club, honey,
And she said, well, what's it about?
Speaker 3 (35:27):
I said, well, is it gonna be about the horseback riding?
Speaker 9 (35:31):
She said horseback riding?
Speaker 3 (35:32):
And I said yeah.
Speaker 12 (35:33):
So a couple of days later, some of the guys
from the Rotary Club ran into Missus sinseil over at
the mall. They walked up and said, well, man, we
sure did enjoy reverende and his talk this week. She said,
say you did? That kind of surprises me and they said, well, really,
well why is that? And she said, wow, Reverend, they
don't know nothing at all about that particular subject. I mean,
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he ain't done it but twice. First time he was
so soorry he couldn't walk the next day, and the
second time it fell off and broke.
Speaker 9 (36:02):
What's up now, listen, Jimmy, let's keep.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
It going for your headline.
Speaker 12 (36:06):
And here he is.
Speaker 9 (36:08):
He's good, thank you.
Speaker 18 (36:10):
And the congregation said, alrighty, hey, I got a true
store here about about about a guy and a wife
and it involved said.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Believe, tell you it's true.
Speaker 18 (36:21):
They been wanting the kid for a long time. Finding
the wife is pregnant, getting ready to give birth. Dad
is there in the hospital. Roof comes out, bo ain't
nothing but a hen, that's right? What big handed down?
Speaker 1 (36:33):
No torso or legs and nothing.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
White.
Speaker 18 (36:35):
Dad still loved that son, that big ol'head and racing
with love all his life. When it come time he
turned twenty one, Dad took him to the bar. He's
all right, son, type you first drake and her in
the bad hood. All the bar patriots was looking over
the bar. Tender, alright, here go baby, A strong drag
boy took a gump bam, A body popped out way,
Oh yeah, dad, the bar is dead silent, then burst
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into a whoop of joy. A father, he shocked a
whoop of joy, and he begs us say. He says,
have another drake. The patrons are chatting.
Speaker 9 (37:07):
Take another drink, taking another drake.
Speaker 18 (37:09):
Bartender back there, you're shaking his head this way, swoop,
two arms pop out, another whoop of joy in the
bar going WoT. Another daddy was crying and waiting, begs
his son take another drake on by you, and take
another drake. That bartender, he's a door in the whole affair.
By now, boy getting a little tipsy with his new hands,
he reaches down, grabs his drink, guzzles the last of it.
Speaker 9 (37:31):
Bam, bam, two legs pop out. Oh hard to believe,
but true. The bars and chaos. The father so thankful.
Oh yeah, several walks of joy right there.
Speaker 18 (37:42):
When the boy stands up on his new legs, he
stumbles to the left, then to the right, right through
the front door into the street, where a truck runs
into him and kills him down on the spot.
Speaker 9 (37:52):
The bar falls silent. The father bodes in grief.
Speaker 18 (37:56):
That bartender cleans his glasses and whistles and old irish
to dude.
Speaker 9 (38:00):
That dad looks a.
Speaker 18 (38:01):
Bartender said, how can you be so cold and callous?
Bartender looks up and said that boy should have quit
while he's a head.
Speaker 12 (38:09):
Yeah, that hat.
Speaker 18 (38:11):
And then day morning if they got over hey and
she got pregnant again, I'm sorry you definitely what happened
another head?
Speaker 2 (38:18):
I don't believe you.
Speaker 18 (38:19):
Have another head? And for well, here we go again.
He's thankful just to have him with the other hand.
But it's so he wasn't really a dice boy and
good with like the other one. Wee, he's just wide
and could plain what thankful about nothing? They being there?
Speaker 12 (38:30):
He ain't gonna get lucky twice.
Speaker 18 (38:33):
So it was Christmas morning now and he comes on
white and fire that comes in there. Dad plops him down, said, well,
don't you want to open to you present? It's Christmas morning?
Speaker 9 (38:42):
Said what for? What is it? Another hat?
Speaker 5 (38:48):
What?
Speaker 9 (38:48):
That story had the same while as the last one?
Speaker 8 (38:51):
What was it?
Speaker 9 (38:51):
You should have quit while.
Speaker 18 (38:52):
You was Whyn't you talking to me? That's strange like
that in the two heirs? Oh yeah, and ye did happen.
I will get all out of here that.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Good morning.
Speaker 13 (39:13):
You got the Big Show on already, have more chances
for you to win coming up after your news weather
and sports. Oh oh, I didn't know. I didn't see you.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
This is Professor Melwyn Hannah Day, head of oh A,
head of Big Show Science and History Division. And you're
listening to two boys who are destined to be history,
John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 12 (39:39):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
When I say there will be history, I didn't need
to apply and ned give. I simply meant that they Oh,
what did I mean?
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Good Morning Bets Show's on the radio for your Thursday
spy light on the acting skills of Sean and Sulu.
Speaker 9 (40:30):
Now and Sean Conner is Ray An, I've seen from.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
The Little Sculls you like whedies, Uncle Jeorge, Yum yum,
eat 'em up?
Speaker 8 (40:48):
You do?
Speaker 1 (40:48):
I think that's some of your basic words.
Speaker 4 (40:50):
Shut out, So, Sean Conners Ray the Warner Brothers cartoon.
Speaker 15 (41:00):
M raabbit Shation, Duck Season, rabbit Shation, Duck Season, wabbit Shation,
Webbit Season, duct Station Fire.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
You're despicable. I help you enjoy.
Speaker 12 (41:21):
So.
Speaker 16 (41:23):
I thought I hit the bottom of the barrel with
the Avengers, but apparently I was wrong.
Good more than everybody if my Big Show family yours.
Thank you for listening. Listen news, what sport's coming up? Hello?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Listen Ricky Bates, sharp brother. Oh how about you pot lickers?
Are listening to a couple other pot liquors, noted John
boyd Philly on the Big Show. You know, I just
a guest star on the Playhouse and official mascot from
mister Populist to Pizza Runt. That's just the tip of
the iceberg. But this note from John Boy keep it short.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Sun up up, taga doon todo, hoping that on.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
It is Thursday, January, the thirtieth thirty days that September,
after June and November. Yeah, okay, so tomorrow we'll have
another January Day and I should do it. Twenty twenty
five grief today. Hello everyone, all smelling faces, smiley faces.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Smelly from all the way over there.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Let's see, it's only one national day. There's a National
Croissant Day. Croissant like a good old croissant.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Good.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
A little money on that boy in the oven. I
got this little crab salad. I'd like to use Little
Duke's mayonnaise and a little crab salad.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
On.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
You know who has a good croissant, breakfast sandwich, Jack
in the box, jag.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
You go all sat jagg and cheese on cissan.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
You know, go to a French restaurant and you get
a quassant and it's you know about that big. You
go to Costco and get a croissant and it's like
somehow it like got on steroids.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yeah, the size of a bagel huge.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
Costco's reducing the size of some of their baked goods.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
You'd get a cupcakes, get a cupcake. It wasn't a cupcake.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
It was a minny cake. I just thought, like stores
like that was just a bunch of stuff, not necessarily
giant stuff. More more for the values. I don't want
them to shrink. It was that's a that's a good price.
Why it was a big controversey All right, well, y'all
bring me some of them.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Your head.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I lake my way out right there. We got three
days in history. We'll get those out, get our first
prize back out, and then we get the winning beginning.
We're awake, Big Shows on the radio, Good morning, Big
Show's on the radio. First prize package we play for
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three days in history where we're going to categories. You're
gonna be awake and you can win. You saw them here.
So January thirtieth, nineteen eighty four, Robert and I, a
Rucker of Fluorescant, Missouri, kept their lucky numbers a secret
from each other, and they both ended up winning over
one million dollars with identical numbers in the Illinois state lottery.
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Oh right, they're gonna wind up marry you just what?
Speaker 7 (03:53):
How?
Speaker 5 (03:53):
What are the odds the pick of the same numbers?
That's amazing. We did the same passwords too, keep them
a secret.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
We was both try to keep a million dollars from
each others. Move up to nineteen ninety four, the Dallas
Cowboys repeated as NFL champions by defeating the Buffalo Bills
thirty to thirteen and Super Bowl twenty eight. By the way,
that was the fourth straight Super Bowl loss for the Bills.
(04:21):
Oh they were so close. So Pro Bowl this weekend
and the Super Bowl away from Sunday. All right, so
I went in here one more category after the Super
Bowl category nineteen ninety six, Magic Johnson returned to the
basketball court for the first time in five years? Is
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that when he was off for the age deal?
Speaker 8 (04:45):
More like?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah, yeah, there it is, so yeah, let's think about that. Then.
Then there's our third category, all right, one eight hundred
Big Show you told free line. We play out birds next.
(05:21):
Good morning Alice a big Shaw on the radio for
you Thursday and today's feature track for the Big Show
bid Box Oliver, Dear Dogs. There's the key words dear dogs.
Here the bid Box happen the Big Show dot com
there Alas, get that.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Uppers.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Let's be uppers.
Speaker 9 (05:41):
It's the game that anyone can win. Shoon boys and
buy give.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
The prizes from the Big Prize Pa. Let's go contested
number one.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
This should really be a lot of fun.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Win you're playing uppers have a up in guest.
Speaker 10 (06:00):
Time you love the best time you love a big shots.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Let's say, hey the James from Loud to Wiggers, Georgia,
we shot good morning, James.
Speaker 7 (06:22):
Damn John Boy, Am I in trouble?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
That holler at you? Gotta put you in the in
the mind of that. I'm guessing most people don't.
Speaker 7 (06:33):
Call my mama calling me James and I'm in trouble.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I see.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
All right, Well, Jim, we say every time you say it,
give you for all.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Right, Jim, you are all right body, let him settle
down now, heart jumped.
Speaker 7 (06:53):
All right, Well, let's get one day, John boy, I'm
gonna be able to say you all right too?
Speaker 1 (06:57):
All right, well thank you?
Speaker 7 (07:00):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Well let's get you through these three categories, and you're
gonna get a big old pack of bird tea County peanuts.
All right, that a good thing? All right? In five seconds,
we need three lotteries ready.
Speaker 7 (07:16):
And scratch off Mega millions and Bowl.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
All right, then there you go, Jim. All right, now
three teams that have gone to the Super Bowl ready
to go.
Speaker 7 (07:30):
Okay, Steelers and alright.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Many years ago, Yeah, they are doing again nowhere. They
got a new coach, Everything's going to be all right,
Oh Jim for the win. Three celebrities who have or
had aids. Ready go.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
Right, any mercury and ninety dollars.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Wow, manna be hard.
Speaker 7 (08:05):
You know I ain't born.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
And now the assortment of small Badge hand cooked peanuts
from bird Tea County Peanuts. You enjoorge him headed them
down to the Wicked Luther siy.
Speaker 7 (08:18):
Luttle beach lutle whisky. You're pretty close. I bet if
it was Billy Billy could get that.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
All right, we're gonna jump out and cut you up
on your news, weather and sun. Still a time capsule
for Thursday in the morning riding. Then we're gonna OXI.
Speaker 11 (09:10):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
This is time for Oliver Well well, well.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
You know there's an old saying that some people are
dog people and some people are cat people. I'm proud
to say I'm a dog people. Meet Blue Dough, my
English bulldog. He's like a second child to me. My
wife says I spoil him, but I don't think so.
Little rain Booties isn't spoiling him. It's common sense I
(09:59):
just think of my self is a caring, responsible pet owner,
even if it means I have to go without, let
me preach on it. Bluto sleeps about fifteen hours a day.
He lounges wherever he pleases, enjoying a variety of luxurious
places to sleep. He really enjoyed the expensive memory foam bed.
Speaker 9 (10:21):
I got him.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Judging from how much of it he ate, I'd say
it was delicious. I sleep about six hours a night
on a lumpy hand me down mattress next to my
lumpy hand me down wife. Oh she's been married before.
(10:46):
Bluto has the best veterinary care available. He goes in
once a year for a checkup or whenever the need arises.
Being English, his teeth are always a concern, so he
gets a visit to the doggie dentist on a regular basis.
He doesn't have insurance, so it all comes out of
his master's pocket. I only go to the doctor when
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I can't stop the bleeding on my own. I let
that one sink in for a little sip of coffee,
and long we go. Page two. Blueto eats whenever he likes.
(11:28):
His meals are as good a quality as his master's
budget allows suffice to say he eats like a king.
He even has dishes with his name on it that
get washed after each meal to make sure his nutritional
needs are met. I'm happy to settle for a little less.
I'm very content with ramen noodles. You know, if you
cut up spam in it, it's like a redneck low Maine.
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I'm more than happy to take time out of my
day to take Bluto out.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
To do his business.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Afterwards, I have to clean up after him. I spend
a few minutes behind a pooper scooper patrolling the brown zone.
As for me, if I run out of toilet paper,
I have to hope there's an old sock within reach,
and I'm wearing one right now.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Probably ought to wash him first.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Sometimes I have to be a stern parent and punish
Bluto when he's been bad. If he shreds the newspaper
or tears up a sofa pillow, he gets a tap
with a rolled up newspaper, and you know what, he
couldn't care mess, and it's still up to me to
clean up after him. Now, if I make a mess,
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my wife hits me with a rolled up newspaper and.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Then I have to clean myself up.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
If I'm really bad, she makes me spend time with
her damn family. So with all that knowledge, I started
adding things up. Let's see here, Bludo lives in a
nice neighborhood, in a house bigger than he needs, and
it's all rent free. He spends all day sitting on
his big old bulldog butt doing nothing to earn his keep.
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All his medical and living expenses are picked up by
someone he's not even related to. He doesn't do jack squat,
and all his costs are covered by someone who goes
out and earns a living every day. That's when it
hit me like a ton of bricks. Holy crap, my
dog is a democrat. But at least he has a
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birth certificate.
Speaker 8 (13:48):
John Boyan Dilly got.
Speaker 9 (13:50):
A floor that card out you credit. There's a neighborhood,
there's at no residential district.
Speaker 8 (13:55):
Good morning, Red Yell done right.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Good morning the big shows on the radio. In minutes
we kick off our Sean and Sulu Thursday, acting out
favorite scenes from our favorite movies, TV shows and cartoons.
And then twenty minutes is what to watch see if
you'll be able to know the difference and right now
(14:46):
it's time to actcite yo, what's up? Patrick?
Speaker 9 (14:51):
Who won't let me run the pocket?
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Lot?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
I got Patrick in training for the All Intern Boxing Championship.
Who wants up?
Speaker 12 (15:02):
Yo?
Speaker 2 (15:03):
What's up? Welcome to Axe Height for all the far
war one you need for all ya what you call
Afro intramural relationships?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Dig this? I my fiance and I recently found out
that I am pregnant. His last name is Jones, and
he wants to name the baby Indiana. In the Anna
Jones she wrote that down. He dead serious. Although I
find it funny, I also think it would be cruel
and unusual punishment for the poor child. Please help me.
(15:35):
What do you think? Rosie Schmidt, Jefferson, Tennessee. Dear Rosie Schmidt,
If it were up to me, I name him Love Jones.
But uh, ain't no sense in me naming everybody? What
do I think? I think? Crack smoking by pantses way
up in the world. Let me preach on it into
Anna Jones. Huh mmmmm, White people. That movie been out
(16:00):
for almost thirty years. They act like they're the first
one is to think of it. Oh, they think they're
doing this boy favor a boy giving him a name
of some sort of action and adventuating hero. But what
if he don't amount to nothing?
Speaker 8 (16:11):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Is your son Anyana Jones? Like the movie? No he
Anyana Jones like the forty year old couch potatoes still
living at home? That that that, and no, we're not talking
about nicknames here like Yoga or Spackett or t Bone
or Gammy or astro turn. There's names your crew give you.
(16:32):
We talking about the name on your birthen and certificate,
your driving and license, your social most secrutiny number. And
you got nothing to say about it for you ever
get the chance to screw up your life up by yourself. Oh,
mom and dad gotta get their hand in there and
get creative. Allow me to elucidate. Listen to this this real, y'all.
(16:53):
It's hard to believe they figured out how to have kids,
let alone come over with a name. Fok Arizona Ricketts
sounds like what you get from meeting too much Arizona.
Bob cat Ruckous sounds like what you give me too
much bombcat, Miss belch m de loon. Who canna ask
her to the pron man? It's billy name of these kids?
(17:16):
Oh yeah, and chrysanthemum, turn up seed jackpot. Those is
my people. Speaking of my people, ain't nobody script a
kid named like a brother or sister used to be
Rufus or cleve Isnalds about it as off the hook
as we get there, Roofs came along. Nine months later,
(17:38):
there's about six million Kunta kent is born. Then we
discovered Islam and everybody was named Mohammed somebody. Then we
got both with that and we started the real verblation
free for all. Like since I know got a pair
of twins named Lemonngelo and a Rangelo. Ooh, that's sounded
exotic donor until you read it orange jello and lemon jello.
(18:00):
How they do opened up the cupboard, they might have
ended up with saltine and ritz, or or a little
chunky surloin burgger and clam chowder. Hey go call extra
crunchy Jiff and Peter pan and for dinner. Man, I
know whole family named that kid Mercedes ferrari ad Partia.
I guess they couldn't spend a lambora g guinea or
whatever it is. Why should just throw the damn dicks
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there in the Blenderrader Hey, how's it going there, Nimrod
k funk, What time you got there? Viperella, pink Staff,
I'm putting you in the game, god Zella, Gorrella, pimp Hunter.
You're gonna be replacing Ducks and Boogoloo Coleman. These all
real names. Y'all ain't making these other And it's like
that all over the world. In Russia you got the
on what's his name? Balls frozen off over there. In
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Germany you got that fellow horse Radish. China they got
who flung dung in one fat hole. That's a hell
of a wedding, Nasminnata, England's got I have a biggin
no wonder. The Irakis is cracking names like who's been
fourteen and hal Sheep Ma draws kind of make Seymour butts,
jock strap eating beans I vonna tinkle, du Wayne pipe
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and carrot tops sound normal, Don't all I can say
at Rosie Schmid is you could do a whole lot
western into Anna Jones. Just be thankful your parents had
the decens and nothing to name you dumb. Then you'd
have really had a reason to introduce old Jim Shoes
to mister Hugh Jazz.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
This is peace out ef you want to ax hike.
Mail to ax hike Big Show pio box one nine
one one one. Charlotte didn't see two eight two one nine.
Email anybody but me at the Big Show dot com.
Jim Shoes, Good morning. You got the Big Show on
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the radio.
Speaker 13 (19:54):
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 14 (19:59):
Good morning. Thisious Connery Sean Connery. And you might think
that I'm just another sophisticated yet rugged Scottish movie star,
and you'd be right. What's my secret? The truth is
I can't start my day without listening to the Big
Show with John Boy and Billy. Trust me, they're a
lot funnier than Doctor Noan blofeld Oh.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Good morning, and it's a big Seawan the radio all
morning long will be celebrating the acting genius of Sean
and Sulu.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Shut out so.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
Really at the water Brothers cartoon.
Speaker 15 (21:18):
Rabbit Season, dud Season, rabbit Season, dut season, wabbit season,
webbit season, duck season, fire, You're despicable.
Speaker 9 (21:36):
Help you with joy.
Speaker 16 (21:39):
I thought I'd hit the bottom of the barrels with
the Avengers, but apparently I was warm.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
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play for ten minutes. Where right now from the desk
of Taylor Tayman News is what to watch. There's Mars
Taylor morea.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
All right, We're going to.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Start off at the box office report from the weekend
and uh the action thriller Flight Risk, which was directed
by Mel Gibson and stars Mark.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Wahlberg, Yes, ballhead and Mark Wahlberg.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
You I said he's an interesting wig choice. Yeah, Willie
came at number one, scored twelve million there at the
box office, and it is an interesting movie about a
US Marshall on a flight transporting a fugitive to trial
and mayhem ensues.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Is Wallburg the fugitive? I'm not going to tell you, okay,
but he is No.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
I do I do, I do I do all right.
He is not the Marshall nor the.
Speaker 6 (22:59):
Right.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
But I'm not saying he's a good cat. And yeah,
and he's sporting. I don't know what that is, a
reverse bowl cut. I don't know how you explain that
last week's top movie, Mufasa the Lion King dropped from
second place. I mean, yeah, dropped to second place. I
mean to say, the comedy One of Them Days went
from second to third place. And it's a comedy about
a woman and her boyfriend who takes her rent money,
(23:20):
and then she and her roommate race against the clock
to avoid eviction, and comedy ensues a reality shown.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
We call it life sonic.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
The Hedgehog three hangs in there in the top five
by being number four, and Moana two is number five.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
All right in theaters this weekend.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
Dog Man, It's an animated flick, has the voices of
Pete Davidson and Isla Fisher dog Man half dog, half man,
you know, sworn into protect and serve as he guardedly
pursues the feline supervillain Peedie the Cat So dog Man
Valiant one, A routine goes awry when a US Army
helicopter crashes deep within North Korean Territory. You're into those
(24:05):
kind of thriller suspense military movies, valiant one. All right,
what to watch on TV? The Grammys are this Sunday.
If you are into the they are gonna they are
going to proceed with the ceremony. Well, they are going
to proceed with that, and uh, it'll be on CBS.
It's hosted by Trevor Noah. But the telecast will raise
(24:28):
funds to support l A's wildfire relief efforts and honor
the bravery of first responders.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
So they are.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Maybe they won't be so self absorbed or maybe not
as self absorbed. Yeah, you know down.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
So it's been quoted from a Recording Academy CEO. The
Grammys will show how the power of music can help rebuild,
uplift and support those in need.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
A music award, Yeah god, yeah, does that happen yet?
That's not happened yet. That'll be in February.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
February. Also, also to be sure, some information is the
Super Bowl halftime show is going to be Kendrick Lamar
and he has invited SISA to perform with him. That
is not until February. I know that, but just letting
you all you Kendrick Lamar and Sissa that they will
be headlining the super Bowl halftime show because they are
(25:26):
promoting their co heading Grand National Tour. Because you know,
the artists have to pay in to perform, and so
this is what they're doing. It's a big kind of
big music.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Video for their concerts.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
They're gonna be doing.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
His band rock Paper and gonna be.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
With what streaming if you're into streaming, coming out this week,
Miss Rachel she will be on Netflix. You're thinking, oh,
miss Rachel. Now she's for toddlers and for your babies.
Here's a sample of Miss Rachel.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Lat say it, mom, let's clap it.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
I'm out.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Kids go crazy, kids go crazy.
Speaker 5 (26:10):
I mean she's shot to start them on on YouTube
and now she's got got it Aaron on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Yeah, and it's just her.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
It's just her in her rooms and she's a real teacher.
Speaker 9 (26:25):
Why hello, Hello, I.
Speaker 5 (26:27):
Can't believe you say Mama, mama, mama.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
She's got overalls old. We do want to watch It's
not a mandate.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
You must watch that.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
So all right, all you all your grandparents out there
and parents, parents know about it, but grandparents you may
be asked to get miss Rachel on and however language
they can say it on the tablets and on your
your phone.
Speaker 9 (27:00):
Or what wakel.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Report You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Well, let's get us a winner. Let's play John BOYD Jeopardy.
All right, then jump on in here review yesterday's question.
We need to. According to medical records, about ten times
more people are bitten by one of these in New
York City than there are shark bite victims worldwide. Unbelievable humans, Yes,
y'all couldn't bite each other up here?
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Did you learn nothing?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Today's John boy Jeopardy For nearly fifty years prior to
eighteen fifty eight, if you wanted to open one of these,
you would have used a hammer and a chisel. What
is a big vault?
Speaker 5 (27:47):
Okay, it's not funny, but his idea?
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Yeah? Well no, okay, Mark Bagwaldolf, what y'all got one?
Eight hundred? Big show? You told? Free lot? We played
John BOYD Jeopardy. Next, Good morning, it's a big showing
(28:29):
the radio on it to your Thursday, January thirtieth, Today's
feature track from The Big Show, ben Box, Oliver and
Deer Dogs. Search for Keyward's deer Dogs over ten thousand
tracks you choose from no nonsense eaes get fifeen tractor
says none, none and nine and right now let's blame
yes live across America.
Speaker 6 (28:51):
It's John boych Wow why and now a man who
recently received a letter from his dog.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
It says, stop blaming me for your farts. Everyone knows
it was you because you yelled touch down lsu as
they hated Danielle out of Columbus, Georgia's at you, Danielle baby?
Were you on first up on John boyd Jeopardy? How
(29:19):
are you so far today? Excellent?
Speaker 7 (29:22):
Yourself good?
Speaker 1 (29:23):
I'm fine? Thank you? So she cares Danielle for nearly
fifty years. This was prior to eighteen fifty eight. My
calculations puts it about eighteen something early. I've had fifty three. No,
(29:44):
that's fifty anyway, I can't subtract either. Yes, okay, So well, Danielle,
if you wanted to open one of these, you would
have used a hammer and a chisel. What could it be?
Speaker 7 (29:57):
A te can in the can?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Well let's see. Well yeah, now, early ones were made
of cast iron. Ah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (30:15):
Ten actually started making them easier.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Oh, he says, military was the first one to deal
with canned food there. Okay, well look at you Dan. Yeah,
went in big old prize pack coming hot out of
Columbus this morning. Gratulations, Thank you so much. All right,
one those sidebars to the to the can, since we're
learning about cans this morning. The ten cans, uh kind
(30:41):
so like when it were available to the general public,
you'd buy them from the like hardware store or wherever,
from a grocery, yeah, or you know, like a groceral store. Okay,
like that, and then when you wanted to open them,
you have to take them back to the store where
you bought them.
Speaker 6 (30:53):
And he'd use all kinds of clever ways, rocks, nails
from railroad ties, and they had all kind of clever
ways to get in except a can opener. Yeah, no
can opener for almost fifty years. Mass they've been back then,
we could have invented.
Speaker 9 (31:08):
That castarn ain't light either.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Yeah, yes, it's the same way I thought I came
up with the idea for dog suspenders. You all know
my old dog Pearl, she's the guy who gotta have diaper.
Owner Wis was in the house pants on her and
kept vault off. So said man. We were to invent
some diaper suspenders. Matter of fact, Tator, you already get
that and put it on the Facebook page. What we
came up with before we found some on Amazon, somebody
(31:32):
had already invented them.
Speaker 5 (31:34):
Your prototype, and then what you found someone that does it?
Speaker 3 (31:38):
All right, I'll do it.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
See, I'll check that out the John Morgan and Facebook page.
Try not to make fun of my dog. Pearl can
be sensitive.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
Yeah, and don't blame her for your fart.
Speaker 10 (31:50):
Oh, let's cut you up on you.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Good morning. Big Show's on the radio. Here we are
January thirtieth. I've been getting some requests for Big Show
tunes since MOS this month have been playing our most
recusting tunes from twenty twenty four. Got all about this
and one of the best from Tim Wilson. I can't
understand green Grass and High Tides, a song from the Outlaws.
We'll check this out Outlaws. Oh yeah, yeah, I got
(32:49):
to hear green Grass and Hot Ties.
Speaker 17 (32:51):
How's you skinnered?
Speaker 2 (32:52):
To warm up with.
Speaker 9 (32:57):
The song Nobody really Knows.
Speaker 17 (33:01):
Bill, it Ain't pleased Walls m a soul sap, if
He and if head the field a handsome Headway fashion
and they ring play rhymes all dogs bys go here
young Were you on see on the flag of for me?
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (33:25):
Yeah de ies he pleas on.
Speaker 17 (33:28):
So it's all issues really had me, he was ridly
you and the answer mote at the quiz is the
why I would come.
Speaker 9 (33:39):
And you have to love believe in me more.
Speaker 17 (33:41):
Man stand me take you there, green grass and hard
guys forever more from stuff, drink some like elbow. How
long you want this bit to laught?
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Listen, good morning, that's a big showing the radio rolling
to your Thursday. Look it's the ram and go.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
That one right there.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
That's all.
Speaker 9 (34:41):
That's all I really knew it was.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
This when not here, Good morning.
Speaker 12 (34:44):
John Bill reader, Jackie little girl Raden honestly say said, hell,
you know, I had an invitation to speak at the
Rotary Club at the monthly meeting last week that asked
me to speak because the topic was going to be
a biblical look at the topic of sex and marriage. Well,
I was very flatter that they asked me to speak.
(35:04):
I did a little Bible study prepared a very carefully
research look at sex in the context of the marriage relationship.
But now to tell you the truth, my wife, you know,
she pretty old fashioned and about she's kind of screaming
about the subject of sex in general, and especially screaming
about he about me talking about it than public.
Speaker 14 (35:23):
So I told her I.
Speaker 12 (35:24):
Won't give her a speech to the Rottery Club, honey,
And she said, well, what's it about?
Speaker 3 (35:27):
I said, well, is it gonna be about the horseback riding?
Speaker 9 (35:31):
She said horseback riding?
Speaker 3 (35:32):
And I said yeah.
Speaker 12 (35:33):
So a couple of days later, some of the guys
from the Rotary Club ran into Missus sinseil over at
the mall. They walked up and said, well, man, we
sure did enjoy reverende and his talk this week. She said,
say you did? That kind of surprises me and they said, well, really,
well why is that? And she said, wow, Reverend, they
don't know nothing at all about that particular subject. I mean,
(35:53):
he ain't done it but twice. First time he was
so soorry he couldn't walk the next day, and the
second time it fell off and broke.
Speaker 9 (36:02):
What's up now, listen, Jimmy, let's keep.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
It going for your headline.
Speaker 12 (36:06):
And here he is.
Speaker 9 (36:08):
He's good, thank you.
Speaker 18 (36:10):
And the congregation said, alrighty, hey, I got a true
store here about about about a guy and a wife
and it involved said.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Believe, tell you it's true.
Speaker 18 (36:21):
They been wanting the kid for a long time. Finding
the wife is pregnant, getting ready to give birth. Dad
is there in the hospital. Roof comes out, bo ain't
nothing but a hen, that's right? What big handed down?
Speaker 1 (36:33):
No torso or legs and nothing.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
White.
Speaker 18 (36:35):
Dad still loved that son, that big ol'head and racing
with love all his life. When it come time he
turned twenty one, Dad took him to the bar. He's
all right, son, type you first drake and her in
the bad hood. All the bar patriots was looking over
the bar. Tender, alright, here go baby, A strong drag
boy took a gump bam, A body popped out way,
Oh yeah, dad, the bar is dead silent, then burst
(36:58):
into a whoop of joy. A father, he shocked a
whoop of joy, and he begs us say. He says,
have another drake. The patrons are chatting.
Speaker 9 (37:07):
Take another drink, taking another drake.
Speaker 18 (37:09):
Bartender back there, you're shaking his head this way, swoop,
two arms pop out, another whoop of joy in the
bar going WoT. Another daddy was crying and waiting, begs
his son take another drake on by you, and take
another drake. That bartender, he's a door in the whole affair.
By now, boy getting a little tipsy with his new hands,
he reaches down, grabs his drink, guzzles the last of it.
Speaker 9 (37:31):
Bam, bam, two legs pop out. Oh hard to believe,
but true. The bars and chaos. The father so thankful.
Oh yeah, several walks of joy right there.
Speaker 18 (37:42):
When the boy stands up on his new legs, he
stumbles to the left, then to the right, right through
the front door into the street, where a truck runs
into him and kills him down on the spot.
Speaker 9 (37:52):
The bar falls silent. The father bodes in grief.
Speaker 18 (37:56):
That bartender cleans his glasses and whistles and old irish
to dude.
Speaker 9 (38:00):
That dad looks a.
Speaker 18 (38:01):
Bartender said, how can you be so cold and callous?
Bartender looks up and said that boy should have quit
while he's a head.
Speaker 12 (38:09):
Yeah, that hat.
Speaker 18 (38:11):
And then day morning if they got over hey and
she got pregnant again, I'm sorry you definitely what happened
another head?
Speaker 2 (38:18):
I don't believe you.
Speaker 18 (38:19):
Have another head? And for well, here we go again.
He's thankful just to have him with the other hand.
But it's so he wasn't really a dice boy and
good with like the other one. Wee, he's just wide
and could plain what thankful about nothing? They being there?
Speaker 12 (38:30):
He ain't gonna get lucky twice.
Speaker 18 (38:33):
So it was Christmas morning now and he comes on
white and fire that comes in there. Dad plops him down, said, well,
don't you want to open to you present? It's Christmas morning?
Speaker 9 (38:42):
Said what for? What is it? Another hat?
Speaker 5 (38:48):
What?
Speaker 9 (38:48):
That story had the same while as the last one?
Speaker 8 (38:51):
What was it?
Speaker 9 (38:51):
You should have quit while.
Speaker 18 (38:52):
You was Whyn't you talking to me? That's strange like
that in the two heirs? Oh yeah, and ye did happen.
I will get all out of here that.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Good morning.
Speaker 13 (39:13):
You got the Big Show on already, have more chances
for you to win coming up after your news weather
and sports. Oh oh, I didn't know. I didn't see you.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
This is Professor Melwyn Hannah Day, head of oh A,
head of Big Show Science and History Division. And you're
listening to two boys who are destined to be history,
John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 12 (39:39):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
When I say there will be history, I didn't need
to apply and ned give. I simply meant that they Oh,
what did I mean?
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Good Morning Bets Show's on the radio for your Thursday
spy light on the acting skills of Sean and Sulu.
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I thought I hit the bottom of the barrel with
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