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August 29, 2024 44 mins

Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll listen to a throw back tune from Pinkard and Bowden, “..and the Wind Cries Mary”.. - Rev. Billy Ray Collins says it’s not too late to send your kids to the Sword of Joshua School.. - PRN’s Doug Rice looks at last week’s race and previews this weekend’s run at Darlington… - Hoyt and the JuniorNation Band has their tune, “Driving To Darlington”.. - and we’ll let Mr. Rhubarb lock up for us after his story about Mouse’s, Doggies and Storks - Oh, My!…

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning everybody. The Big Show is on the radio. Hangout,
we're gonna show our acting jobs coming up.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
I'm not an actor, damn you. I'm a movie stop.
I did one play in summer Stock. I have one line.
I forgot it. Thank god, I can write down.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
All my bits on the jump Boy and Billy Big.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Show, talking loving at them.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
It is Thursday, August and twenty ninth, and you got
the Big Show on the radio. We will take them
to be here, boys and girls and my tackle. But
you said shut up man, Well right quick. It's National
lemon Juice Day. Okay, lemon juice. We ain't got lemon

(01:26):
lime works fine on fish. I don't tell me how
coming black drum in the surf at the beach last
weekend and didn't have any lemon juice, dog limon, but
we did have some lime. Oh yeah, we're just talking
yet Lemon Juice Day.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Wouldn't believe how many recipes need call for lemon juice.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
That's the true they all right. And one more. It's
National chop Suey Day. Good old chop Suey.

Speaker 5 (01:53):
You don't know chopsu no, no, the stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
I used to get growing up and only Chinese food
I got. Yeah, it was the joy. Yeah, something in
a can and a bag of noodles.

Speaker 6 (02:03):
You know they invented chop suey. It's not even a
Chinese dish. Yeah that it's fake Chinese. Oh nice.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Well I liked those, you know, crunchy noodles that they'd put.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, oh yeah, I remember that, my love that I
wouldn't do. They still sell them. Yeah, Okay, there's there's
an Asian not Asian.

Speaker 6 (02:20):
Well, there's an Asian section in the grocery store, Harris.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
There we go to so chops. Okay, good chop suey day.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Listen, it's yeah nice. All right, Well we got dinner
figured out for John Boy.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
This is the most excited I've been about the National
Day in a while.

Speaker 7 (02:37):
That was good.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
One more thing. We were talking earlier in the week
about Mickey Mantle. One of his rookie cars nineteen fifty
two or something sold for like twenty two million, the
highest piece of sports memorabill you, and we said, I
wonder if it's still there. Was only you know, a
couple of years ago. Well over the weekend, Babe Ruth
Yankees jersey was auctioned off good work, tator researching this

(03:04):
twenty four point one million dollars. So the Babe Ruth
Yankees jersey beating the Mickey Mantle car by two million.
So now must be the time to get rid of
stuff there that you like.

Speaker 6 (03:18):
It depends, it goes category by category. Some years it'd
be great to sell a great time to sell baseball
cards right other times tennis shoes are the topic.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
I guess you put the stuff online after you hear
of lottery winners, the big power Ball winner.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
That's when you produce stuff.

Speaker 8 (03:34):
Bad luck.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Who would pay twenty four million dollars for a jersey?

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (03:37):
Man?

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Well this jersey? Okay, specifically, it's the jersey that the
Great Bambino was wearing during the memorable called shot play
in Game three of the World Series irigularly filled in
nineteen thirty two when he pointed out, you know, the
iconic pointed out and didn't not it at a park
right there? So yeah, prove it.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
I'm actually I had you, But how what would you ask?
What would you ask for them to be able to
prove blood? What's on there?

Speaker 6 (04:03):
I'm sure the todays of authenticity. I mean, there are
ways to authenticate anything.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
I guess I'm just wait to think it out, Taylor.
If somebody comes up with a jersey, Hey, you know
what this jersey is, babe, Bruce Night, Well yeah, make
sure it's authentic. Yes, twenty four point one million, take
the guy's word for it. Good work, Taterer twenty four million. Anybody, Well,
hang on, we got three days and history is saved up.
We'll get those categories out and you can win fair

(04:31):
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the toilet paper eighteen thousand, nine hundred dollars true, thank you.
Twenty eighteen, star quarterback Aaron Rodgers signed an NFL record
contract extension with the Green Bay Packers four years, one
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play more than four plays.

Speaker 10 (05:41):
That's the gold.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
It was he'll getting paid all right, and finally was
on his date. In twenty twenty, Elon Musk unveiled a
pig named Gertrude with a coin sized computer in her brain.
It was all part of his newer Link startup, creating
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(06:07):
what y'all?

Speaker 8 (06:08):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Where's are three categories? All right, let's do it.

Speaker 11 (06:10):
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and a big part of the problem is America's senior citizens.
There are more people over sixty five in our country
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(12:27):
important part of our lives. But let's face it, past
a certain point, what good audience? I mean, sure, they
got all kind of great stories to tell about the
good old days, but after a while you realize they're
telling the same stories over and over again.

Speaker 5 (12:42):
You know who used to work on my car?

Speaker 12 (12:45):
He yes, How can a guy remember every detail of
something that happened in nineteen fifty three and he's got
no clue. He told you the exact same story last week.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
You know who used to work on my car?

Speaker 10 (12:59):
Yet, old people could be expensive too.

Speaker 12 (13:02):
When they get sick, there's a good chance you'll get
stuck with part of the bill, and if they're hospitalize,
that means you might actually have to take a trip
to the hospital And see.

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That nice she's stealing money out of that pocket book?

Speaker 12 (13:18):
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stay home.

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Good Morning Radio done right.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Good morning is at John the Radio, willing to do
your Thursday morning. We forgot about twenty minutes. Oh yeah,
special treats, Oh Hendrix as in Jimmy Classics.

Speaker 16 (15:30):
Right now, It's time for the grumpy old man Ah
liberty flu I'm old and I hate diversity, diversity, diversity,
equity and inclusion.

Speaker 17 (15:47):
This season's battle cried for the weird, deranged, and misfits
of society, forcing normal, godfear and citizens to share their asylum.
The dictionary caused diversity of variety. When I was a boy,
the only diversity we cared about was the variety of
holes in the outhouse, small medium and fat aunt alice

(16:10):
divers bah forcing businesses to hire folks that couldn't get
jobs in a circuit side show, blue hair head like
a pincushion tattooed to a fairly well needing a special bathroom?
Are they qualified? Can they do the job? Do they
bathe doesn't matter, you got the job. It's like that

(16:34):
Poltergeist movie.

Speaker 5 (16:36):
All a welcome pretty soon. It's like you're playing a
human version of pokemont Go. There's a hoopia non binary
albino dwarf.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
In the lobby.

Speaker 17 (16:46):
We ain't got one of them, quick, get him on
the payroll. You're a white collar pet Bonham and all
the hard working, faithful, long time employees get the wet
end of the stick. All in the name being fair
and inclusive. Cram it up your turn tunnel. Then all

(17:07):
of a sudden you got to learn something called pronouns.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Hey, you called me, ma'am.

Speaker 5 (17:13):
It's plain to see. I'm a z or a zammer.

Speaker 17 (17:16):
A zepone doo dot dip one d and God help
you if you get it wrong, then it's off the
human resources for you to get re educated by one
of their kind. And after training, you spit out the
other end a compliant, brainwashed zombie. And even though the
company loses good employees and longtime customers, they just keep going.

(17:41):
So you're a double spirit feminist who identifies as a
unicorn and must wear a bridle to work, and your
office has to be turned into a stall with only
pink straw for bedding. Oh and you've got no experience
in sales. Welcome aboard. We'll get bryce from a county
to clean your stall. In my day, we had someone

(18:09):
try that diversity garbage. Old Man Bumpers down at Bumpers
General Store decided to hire the cranfill boy, Lester.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
Lester.

Speaker 17 (18:20):
Lester was special. He was so light in the loafers
he floated a foot.

Speaker 5 (18:24):
Above the ground. He didn't like boys or girls.

Speaker 17 (18:27):
He fancied livestock, never went to church neither because he
worshiped the devil hisself and as a topper he was
a witch. But old man Bumpers start, if he gave
this help upon a job, he could help change his ways.

Speaker 11 (18:42):
Well.

Speaker 17 (18:42):
Lester was told around up the livestock before dark, but
it was a full moon and Lester was feeling frisky
and cast a magic spell on him. A few months later,
the cows and goats and horses gave birth to a
litter of demonic creatures that rampaged across the countryside. And
they ate all our faces off and cracked them into
the sewage runoff.

Speaker 5 (19:03):
Ah, bigglety digglety ding dog.

Speaker 17 (19:06):
Dammit, we're a bunch of faceless hay seeds running from
bovine monsters and watching our lives be destroyed, all because
some well mean and dumbass felt compelled to hire a
freak instead of that lazy eyed Perkins girl with the
one big boob.

Speaker 5 (19:24):
Oh, praise the power of good intentions.

Speaker 17 (19:27):
We finally live in a civilized society built just for morons,
and we liked it.

Speaker 5 (19:35):
We loved it.

Speaker 17 (19:37):
Oh, Crapple, Papple Snapple, I hate diversity.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Good morning, you got the Big Show on the radio.
More chances you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
Home, I have no home, hunted, despised, leaping like an animal.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
The jungle is my home.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Oh. I will show the world that I am its master.

Speaker 18 (20:08):
I will create my own race of people, a race
of atomic superman that will conquer the world. And here
are the first two, John Boy and Billy from the
Big Show.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Good morning, it's a big sean Al radio on do
your Thursday. Well, we're talking on I Birds this morning
of Elon Musk with the computer and the pigs brand Gertrude.
They're doing this brain machine thing. Old Randon was all against.
He's he's not in here right now. He's all you're
talking about. Elmo. Don't like well, not so done more

(21:20):
than anybody, and the present is always done for us.
He free speech, Open that back up. He's gonna rescue
the astronauts from the space station for goodness says.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
Just happen to have a ship that we go through.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
That's like with disabilities. I think this brain, you know,
computer thing, you can work stuff. You know, if you can,
it's very important for the.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
You know, paraplegics and things like that.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Yeah, that's right, it's not Apple.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
I think Randy doesn't really like it.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
Macco, that's right. Well, yeah, there's always fuss about windows
because it's not Mac.

Speaker 5 (21:57):
I wish.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Oh well yeah, so anyway, Walls, yes, said O great
and U having a birthday. Actress Rebecca de Monnier, remember her,
the call girl into Tom Cruise Brisky Business Tom Cruise. Yeah,
so she is sixty five years old today. I bet

(22:18):
she's a little hard looking. She had tendency. I think
she was about half hard looking there on a when
she was the hooker back in the eighties.

Speaker 5 (22:26):
I just got a call from her.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
She said, ouch, welcome back, Randy joll Lee, we missed you.
Alrighty then were your Gertrude the pig with a with
a brain ship? Thanks to well he wrote Elon Munk. Yeah, okay,
all right, right, well we're good because Shay big show

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rolls home. Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio.
Got a backpack from Fishing Cycles. This man says something cool.
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in the good old classic rock what we grew up with,

(23:35):
so whenever possible, we'd like to do different versions of
those classics. And here is one I promised you from
Jimmy Hendrix. The Win Christ Mary.

Speaker 7 (24:01):
Excuse I still hadn't learned all.

Speaker 9 (24:14):
And the Scoob of physics, the buzz I need to
do set somrandos and the wind cries, marry someone that's

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Indians and the move and then Suka bongo Osama bit
late some moms and get at and the wind.

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Cries marry.

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As to the the.

Speaker 7 (25:15):
The winskey and the leg boards, and a woman cries married.

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A man? So good, yes, sir animal, so long the
moon to.

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Get ut b think a boon, regly watching along, lagnoid
bone in the front to the German and viagra.

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And a yeah, oh right.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
I learned.

Speaker 7 (26:15):
You know, I've learned a few more of the works.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
Yeah, yeah, right.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Oh, where's my boy Richard Boden still live well down
in Texas. Alright, y'all, let's play John Boy Jeopardy, Big
Old Fission Cycles prize pack. Let's jump right in here
and review yesterday's question. We found out. According to the
Guinness World Records, this TV celebrity is officially listed as
television's most frequent clapper White. Yes, Myrtle Beach is only

(26:47):
van of White Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Ninety three percent
of American adults regularly have this for dinner, consuming about
seven hundred and fifty calories each time, leading some scientists
to now believe it's responsible for thirty five percent of
the nation's body fat. Wow, what does it be hot? No,

(27:16):
maarkt also Brogue. What an hundred Big show you told
Free line across America. We go to we get the Winter,
We play John Board Jepite next. Good morning. It's a

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Big Show on the radio on the two your Thursday,
August twenty nine. Today's featured track for the Big Show
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own air contest Lank. We can't get through. We'll call you.
Do that, dude, some of you'd like to play Make
that happen to?

Speaker 20 (28:26):
That's not Yes Live across America. It's John Boy Japany
and now your host. He doesn't worry much about counting calories.
He has incredible willpower. In fact, if it weren't for
his willpower, White he'd be exercising right now.

Speaker 5 (28:45):
He's downboy.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
You say hey to Larry out of Savannah, Georgia. Good morning, Larry, Hey,
Old Larry got fuddy, Well you got the first shot
out at Larry recording. Let's see right here, ninety three
percent of American adults regularly have this for dinner, about

(29:09):
seven hundred fifty calories east time, leading some scientists. And
now I believe it's responsible for thirty five percent of
the nation's body fat. What could it be, Larry? Can't
be but one thing, and that's good old Southern fried chicken.
Southern fried chicken? Is it fried chicken? Ye know that

(29:36):
might be hard to do for like ninety three percent,
you know eating I mean, un tell you fried bow
Jangles at home. Now you know that there's a lot
of trouble. Try can get a woman to really prize
some chicken his names well a lot.

Speaker 8 (29:51):
But anyway, first time color John boy.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
All right, Larry, oh buddy, we appreciate you.

Speaker 8 (29:57):
Man.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
You won't give a shout out.

Speaker 13 (29:59):
Bank, Yes I do.

Speaker 11 (30:01):
I want to give a shout out to the Clemson Tigers.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Playing the old Bulldogs this weekend. Oh, now, you want
to put a hurting on them? So you and Savannah? Now,
so I can't tell who you pulling for, Man, give me,
give me a little more.

Speaker 13 (30:16):
I'm pulling for Clemson.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
I'm Clemson boy, Tiger board boy dog country all right,
Larr's gonna be fun, buddy. We'll be watching, be thinking
about you.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
All right, Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
I'll enjoyed it, all right, man, thank you. Let's go
to Brittany. She's in Elton, Virginia. Good morning, Brittany, Good
morning morning, Hello, welcome. All right, Well, Larr's a Clemson
Tiger Man and Savannah Georgia. Is any way we can
identify you, Brittany with what's very important to you right

(30:49):
now going on in your life?

Speaker 10 (30:51):
Oh? Ellie, my son just started high school.

Speaker 13 (30:54):
So it's the East Rock.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Eagles, East Rock Eagles. All right, well, good work Britney alone.
You know, I've been thinking about, you know, making a
little PTA group in Elton, you know, would you be
interested in, you know, get together. Make sure I will
take you school busting him?

Speaker 8 (31:17):
All right?

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Well, Brittany, well you got this shot at John Boy Jeminy.
Let's say if you win, then I will consider that.
So ninety three percent of American adults regularly have this
for dinner. Some people think that's the reason for weight
gain in America. What could that be in your mind? Brittany?

Speaker 8 (31:36):
Oh gosh, it's so good.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Pizza, you say, pizza.

Speaker 5 (31:47):
Pizza.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
That's the thing.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
It's so easy.

Speaker 6 (31:52):
It is easy, and that's a go to for so
many people that you would think the food industry would
see that and go, you know, we ought to try that,
but not with pizza. I mean, how many chicken places
delivered to your house without being the extra.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Twenty dollars ride them home, deliver, Yeah, and it calls
them much now to get it done right.

Speaker 6 (32:12):
Yeah, by the time you use one of the you know,
food service delivery things, just go ahead and add twenty dollars.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
To the bill because that's what it'll call. Yeah, that's
what I had to do to get in and go
to Maddie, promise him some Jick fil a. Dog only
got home in one grill. It was a regular sandwich
and then you gotta go bag and okay.

Speaker 6 (32:32):
Chick fil A has rolled out a robotic way of
delivering in some cities.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
We hope it catches on. But it's one of those little.

Speaker 6 (32:39):
Autonomous driving trucks. Only it's a little tiny one. Looks
like one of those toys the kids.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Would drive driving. That's Charlotte driving.

Speaker 4 (32:46):
I know, gonna have to chew. We're gonna have something
doing at all for us on the first world problem.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Well well wait ante back to Brittany. Sorry Brittany, Yeah,
because you got kid, gonna be late first days, all right, Brandy, Well,
we appreciate you so much. We're so glad you want
you hang on, Jack can hook up with the prize pack.

Speaker 13 (33:10):
All right, thank you so much, longtime listener.

Speaker 15 (33:12):
I love you guys.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
All right, thank you, bab get out, Brenda boding Money,
got word top of your news on the on the side,
very good celebrity birthday. Let's back out because in twenty minutes,
Reverend beller Ray calling it.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
A mornine.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
There's a big show on the radio. Thursday, August twenty nine.
It's still summer time. Looking ahead. I think we're gonna
run out of summer sometime. I guess September. And all right,
let's see here, August twenty nine. You having a birthday today.
You're sharing one with what we already looked at, Rebecca Devonnier.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
You think looks.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Might be a little hard looking. What about Speedy Gonzales?
How is Speedy Gonzales age? You've been out so you
always want to ask here they deported him. He's back
in Mexican that's one. Nineteen fifty three is when Speedy

(34:57):
made his debut and one man's concentrating that's eating me.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
I am slope, ok, Rodriguez, that's Speedy eat the Fastest
Mouse and all the.

Speaker 21 (35:13):
Magical about a beedies about with my sisters.

Speaker 4 (35:25):
I'm still marry him.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
It was Speedy, those everybody's sisters.

Speaker 5 (35:31):
I didn't.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
Why didn't pick up when I was watching.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
That's why his kids are still in the US. They
were born here.

Speaker 21 (35:45):
Because everybody says, yeah, he don't take his child be born.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
And then they went to see Rodriguez. Stupid.

Speaker 22 (36:02):
Let's easy.

Speaker 4 (36:06):
I can't miss.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Here first boy. Yeah, let's work all that a little
bit later. Al Right, good because Doug Rice says all things.
Na's gard He's up in minutes. Big Joe Rose on

(36:50):
Good Morning, Big Shows all Radio Thursday morning. Is that call?

Speaker 8 (36:55):
Hello, Good morning there, young boy, and by and good
morning all good friends out there in radio land. That
says a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword of Joshua,
Independent Full of Gospel, Penny Custal Assembly just off State
Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. Friends in the
summer means it's back to school time. It ain't too

(37:16):
late to sign them up for fall classes. Right here
at the Sword of Joshua Independent full of Gospel Pennecostal
Day School. You say, well, pat, your school's done started,
ain't it. Well, maybe in your local government fundedge school
district it has. But here at the Sword of Joshua,
the young and start up the first Tuesday after Labor

(37:38):
Day and get out the last day of May, just
like God intended it. And this here is a real
old time in school. That means we don't waste your
time with none of them frough frough classes like the
godless secular state run school system. Not all friends. We
teach lost subjects like history and math and English and science,

(38:02):
and not to kind with all that global warming and
evolutionism horse hockey in it neither I mean real science.
At the Sort of Joshua, we's kicking it old school.
Speaking of kicking it, we don't put up with no
back talk from our youngs. If they start getting mouthy,
our staff is gonna shore enough whoop the dogs, not

(38:23):
out of it, yep. But it comes to getting physical
to maintain good order. We got a whole dang army
standing buy from corporal punishment all the way up to
major butt whooping. Oh you mean y'all still spank the young'ins.
You better know what we do when it's called for.
We ain't a bit scared to apply the board of
education to the seat of knowledge, or, as that old

(38:46):
song says, when a problem comes along, you must whoop it.
If your kids is doing nothing the wrong path, don't
put them on medication trying to straighten them out. That's
the problem with half of these kids today, is on
some kind of brain alter and dope instead of attention
and affection and the occasional sweat on the rear end.
He's so called modern parents. Just give their youngins a peal.

(39:10):
I'll tell you what they need, friends, they need the
God pill, and that exactly what they'll get when you
sign them up for one of our Key through twelve programs.
You say, boys, here sounds like it might be kindly expensive, beloved.
Can you put a price tail on getting a quality
education for you youngins? Well, we can. It's twenty four

(39:32):
hundred dollars a year, that's right, just a little over
thirteen dollars a day. You say, whoa, How in the
world can y'all sail a full nine months of schooling
for such a minimum price. Will you let us worry
about that. All you need to know is we'll get
them smart and saved if we had to blister their
backside from now to a Christmas vacation. Fall classes start

(39:54):
up September the fourth, from our info. Come to our
back to School of Polzer this Saturday, mord Than at
nine o'clock am right here at the church cafeteria slash
main campus. That'll be kept off with a potluck supper
on the grounds, a hell fire sermon from yours truly,
and a whole timey gospel sing with the Peckerwood Brothers

(40:15):
and Sister Naomi. To get a free brochure that tells
all about a butt whooping Bible based curriculum, call her
toll free Sorda Joshua Day School Hotline one eight hundred. Yes, amen,
you unsaved folks is still use that whole interweb mess
and get the full deal online at Sorda Joshua dot edu.

(40:38):
Christian Education It works. That's what your youngins get right
here at the Sorda Joshua Day School, a ministry of
a Sorda Joshua Independent for Gospel Beneicosial Assembly just off
State Road twenty three on the Frontage Roads. Here's the
Reverend Billy Ray Collins or minding you just time to
turn so you don't burn one. Billy, hell yo, keep

(41:01):
them straight.

Speaker 13 (41:02):
Up by.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Good morning. The big show's on the radio. More big
show right around the corner.

Speaker 22 (41:10):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit. And
I like to listen to John Boy and Billy and
not their big show. I like the way they talk.
They're funny, haha, not funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I figured out why John Boy has a hard time
getting started in the morning.

Speaker 11 (41:30):
Ain't gotten the gaze?

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Good morning, there's a bitch on the radio for you. Thursday,
August of twenty ninth, and we're looking at this is
nineteen fifty eight. On this date, fifteen year old George
Harrison joined John Lennon, Paul McCartney and Ken Brown in
the group The quarry Men to perform at Liverpool's Kisba

(42:26):
Coffee Club. The Beatle's final public concert would come eight
years later to the day in San Francisco. Isn't that crazy?
So fifty eight George Harrison was fifteen years old, so
I guess Ken Brown must have been what was he
the drummer, and then they got Pete Best I think

(42:47):
before Ringo.

Speaker 5 (42:48):
Oh wow.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
So yeah, so I never even I hadn't heard of
Ken Brown.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
I can't believe that.

Speaker 6 (42:56):
Well, I mean, we probably have its just like a
tator mistakes, you know, I'm typing here.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
Sometimes she will mixed things you've never kidd.

Speaker 4 (43:08):
I googled, I got Ken Brown the golfer.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
I'm still looking all right as well. Well, in meantime,
i'll tell you. In nineteen sixty four, that was six
years later to the day Roy Orbison released a single
pretty Woman Reason that is goes Roy. You know. Later
we joined George and Tom Petty, jeff Lynn, Bob Dylan
for the Traveling Wilbars if y'all. I never looked into

(43:31):
that man. They had like I think two albums and
that was it, and they had to change their name
because they were all under contract by her labels. So
that's where the Traveling all. And that's so good man,
that's so unbelievable. A couple homes you need to get
right there. So anyway, so George John Paul, George oh, Ken.

Speaker 6 (43:55):
He was a guitar player when they were the Quarryman
before they became came the Beatles, right okay, yeah, and.

Speaker 4 (44:03):
Then they when the Quarryman needed some backups, so they
brought John Lennon and Paul McCartney in to help them
cover a gig.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Oh really, So the Coorman was like Ken Brown's group,
and they had Lennon and McCartney, and then George joined
with George.

Speaker 4 (44:21):
George was already part of the Quarryman. Well, he was
part of the Less Stuart quartet with with them and
then they formed them.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
All right, well there you go.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
There's our our Beatles lesson for this morning. If I
remember that when when we talk about it tomorrow, I'd
be happy if I can remember it next year
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