September 12, 2024 • 40 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we give props to Tom Sorensen for another stellar week of NFL picks.. - Ricky B. Sharpe scrubs off his rendition of, “I Fought the Right”.. - Marci performs her Big Show Favorite, “These Boobs are Made for Gawking”.. - PRN’s Doug Rice recaps Joey Logano's playoff-opening win and what we can expect at Watkins Glen as road-course action looms ahead.. - Hoyt and Delver go deer hunting and Cadbury heads into the swamp…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, every boy, that you got the big show
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Is it?
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Bigger than my head?
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And that's big.
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Yak a doodle dude?
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Is it Superfly?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
No?
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I'm just wearing his purple velvet vest? Or is that princess?
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I get a mixed up in my closet when I'm
dressing in the dark. Cocka doodle do everyone. Wow, y'all
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I was just waiting to see that.
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You had to come out of the closet.
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Come mine?
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You see that purple velvet vest your sign? And then
I said, oh, Prince, maybe you forgot what Superfly looked like.
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Puffy shirt doesn't hurt all right?
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We're up and we're awake. It is Thursday morning. September
to twelfth. Let's go ahead and get to our three
dates in history and get to win and begin in here.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
All right, okay, I'll give you. Yeah, we are awake.
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Big Show's on the radio. Good morning, Big Show's on
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in history of first sentator.
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All right, baby, let's get on se what our categories?
It was September to twelfth, sixteen eighty seven.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
John Alden died.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
At age eighty eight and Duxbury, Massachusetts. He was a
last of the original Mayflower Pilgrims. He and Priscilla Mullins
had eleven children.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
About there gonna.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Talk a Monday when the Pilgrims set sail about the mayflower.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I'm working ahead.
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Nineteen eighty three, Albert Rizzo of Malta set the world
water treading record with one hundred and eight hours nine
minutes in the ocean. Holy cow, that's four and a
half days good water. And finally, on this date. In
twenty thirteen, Ray Dolby died at the age of eighty
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after suffering from Alzheimer's being diagnosed with leukemia. Dolby was
known for his breakthrough work with sound recording. Of course,
he helped develop the technology to cut out background noise
and tape recording and developed surround sound. What did that
Dolby sound mean, Randy? When you saw that movie?
Speaker 9 (03:55):
Yeah, it was going, oh oh yeah, right for the
opening of a movie.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (04:03):
Was it just to set all the speakers or was
it like yeah, that's when surround sound became a big deal,
and you know you could put it in your home.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
He doesn't know, no, I do. I mean, but I
know what usually happens when I started tell He never
admitted that just keep going.
Speaker 8 (04:19):
He just thought it was cool because it would play
in eight speakers and fill your head five.
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I think about surround sound for our third categories work.
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What about our man Tom Sorenson going thirteen and two.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
With his NFL picks? That's what I said when I
didn't put a dime on it? Dog gone it little?
Don't take care of that.
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some winning again, Outburst.
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Let's play Outburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
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This should really be a lot of funs.
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Win your playing Outburst.
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Have a hurry up and guest time you.
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What about that that sounds like playing?
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All right?
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Well, let's get to it in five seconds.
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You give us three states that start with the letter
m O geography.
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Ready to go Montana, Maine, Michigan.
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That wasn't really a geography, was it, unless I would
tell them where where they go? Never mind, Ryan won't
study that later. Let's keep hold drug here. Three things
in the ocean, ready.
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To go, whales short, oh and for the wind.
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As we discussed, three places you hear surround sound, ready
to go.
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Ryan winning.
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I'll have pick on prize bag. Give a shout out, please,
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I just want to give a shout out.
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To jdsh eighty two and everybody at rigged In Ranch,
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Miss Jackie for everything that she does beyond her job description.
Appreciate that.
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Oh I just wait, Ryan, appreciate you, buddy. You hang
on right all right? Wait a minute, Yeah, you're right, Danny.
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We might have to hear more about this Jackie behind
the everything she does behind the scenes, I.
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Told you not to say that part, Robbin. Yeah, don't
tell everybody, jeez, quick to say thank.
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You well played.
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This is the award winning John Boy and Billie Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 13 (08:58):
Man his hood all my life. I want to fight
about it.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Not right now, Hoyd.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I'm not feeling too well. John Billy.
Speaker 13 (09:05):
Here he tire for Johnny.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Don't there he goes again, Boy, don't make him laugh.
Speaker 13 (09:17):
Don't laugh by alright, all right, I'll do my band today.
Not a good thing to say, but we're getting ready
to do a phone call.
Speaker 8 (09:24):
Yea.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Well, we just want to check in with Did you
see how you doing?
Speaker 6 (09:27):
Man?
Speaker 8 (09:27):
I care?
Speaker 13 (09:30):
I'm sorry, I was like, what what?
Speaker 8 (09:32):
Why?
Speaker 3 (09:32):
What's wrong?
Speaker 13 (09:33):
Bert just stuck in this trailer out in the sticks
with Debert and his daddy.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Oh man. Reid's still living with you guys.
Speaker 14 (09:40):
Yeah, him and.
Speaker 13 (09:41):
Wife number six, going through that messy divore, sleeping on
the couch. She he gets back on his feet.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Never did patch it up with her.
Speaker 13 (09:49):
She had a lot of growing up to do. And
when I say a lot, I mean law You know
he likes him young. Yeah, yesterday he's on the phone
arguing with her about it. Who gets the easy bach.
Speaker 15 (10:02):
Well tell him when you hope everything turns out all right?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
What else is happening?
Speaker 14 (10:06):
No?
Speaker 13 (10:06):
Tell I mean they would had the weird experience yesterday
morning when he pulled us, a couple of long chairs
up in the front yard were sitting there and having
a cup of coffee before work. He is kind of
watching the traffic go by here on the highway, and
this big old truck with a state emblem pulls up
across the road and a fella gets out with a
(10:27):
shovel and he digs in the hole. It's about two
feet across and about three feet deep, and he gets
back in the truck. Well, the truck just sits there
for I don't know, four or five minutes, and finally
this feller gets out of the passenger side of the
truck with another shovel. He walks over to the hole
and fills it back up with dirt, and then he
(10:47):
gets back in the truck. And here's where it gets
real weird. They pull up about twenty feet and stop,
and the first fella gets out again, digs another hole
like the first one, and gets back in the truck.
Five minutes go by. Can get out, I have a
dog lot. If he don't fill that second hold back,
I'm to man. And then they he gets back in
the truck, they pull up another twenty feet, same thing again.
(11:08):
Why should they did this four or five times while
we sat there watching them, And finally curiosity got the
best of me. I walked across the road, knocked on
the window of the truck and he rolls it down.
I said, excuse me there, buddy, me and my friend
I've ever been watching you for the past fifteen minutes.
It's god, all stump, just what in the hell are
you boys doing? He says, Wow, where is the governor's
(11:30):
highway beautification project? And the fella that plants the trees
called in sick today? I don't I didn't kill you
that I tried to. I tried to rain it in
a little bit and say you woudn't actually done?
Speaker 6 (11:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (11:54):
Probably, Well, well you tell him, I said, you know
what you mean? Y'all all came.
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John Boy and Dilly. You want to say some time.
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The next time you're in a d v D, don't
bother rewinding the way I see it.
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It's the next guys, proper morning radio, dumb right morning.
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It's a big show on the radio. Man, here we go,
it's time to act like Yo, what's what's up?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Patrick?
Speaker 16 (13:02):
Go out to the room out ten basket up on
them grips and biscuits that got left over. That'll keep
us from going to Applebe tonight. Well, come to Axite,
the place to go for all the for one one
you need for all y'all. What's call intro personal relation
on trips?
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Dig this?
Speaker 15 (13:20):
Dear Ike.
Speaker 16 (13:21):
I know you have a long list of romantic conquests, Hai,
I was wondering if any of them stand out in
your mind as the one that got away. Thanks for
keeping it real. Signed Wilbur Gray Leland, South Carolina. Hey Wilba, Yeah,
your boy Ike had been married thirteen times. But in
between all them, a nuptilated skizoids was thousands of others
(13:43):
who weren't that lucky.
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Ha.
Speaker 15 (13:46):
I dated Dolly Pardon and yes they is real. I
dated Chaer and no they ain't.
Speaker 16 (13:52):
I even played fort seat with Eliza Minellery, but that
was back when I was in the featsus. But those
was all meant to be pacifying fancies. There was one
I was flat in lovacation with and she broke Ike's heart.
Speaker 15 (14:07):
Let me preach on it now.
Speaker 16 (14:10):
Now I was at the end of my first wave
of famous osity. I was getting lots of booty from
Bertha to Trudy. One morning after an all night with
Ruth Buzzy from that laugh Inshow, I was peeing in
the alley behind the office depot when I heard their
sexty voice, you need help with that. I turned around
(14:35):
to find this high yellow honey bee with a big
smile and a decent figure. It was liberation at first sight.
She looked young, but that fake driver's license set otherwise.
So we went back to my suite at the Motel
five and we didn't leave the room for ten days.
Then the manager came in with a locksmith and opened
the handcuffs.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
Ha ha.
Speaker 15 (14:55):
We was unseparatable baby.
Speaker 6 (14:58):
Now.
Speaker 15 (14:58):
She wasn't the smartest pimple on, but cheek for hell.
I didn't care.
Speaker 16 (15:02):
I was only get instated in that juicy kaboosie you dig.
She warn't fancy, but she ran with a pretty upscalerated crowd.
She was like one of them uh common leon spinks lizards.
She could blend the fire in anywhere, and she could
lie loud as she could lie a mother Larry that
her ability to lie when the truth would have been
(15:22):
a better story. It's like she considerated it a challenge
or something. She eventually lied her way into college because
there ain't no way that she was that smart. Now
I knew she was dating around with them praternity bros,
but she always come home to ike. It was about
this time her temper come into play.
Speaker 8 (15:38):
Now.
Speaker 16 (15:38):
I don't know if it was the stress or the booze,
but she'd go a tomical at little things like only
get one agg roll or not finding a parking space.
But it was when she cussed the girl Scouts a
blue streak for not having tag alongs that I started
to regret teaching her all them profet titties.
Speaker 15 (15:57):
Then one night she didn't come home talk, she didn't
answer the phone.
Speaker 16 (16:03):
I drove my bro hem all over town, checking dive
bars and free clinics.
Speaker 17 (16:07):
Nothing.
Speaker 16 (16:09):
I was emotionality obliterated. I drank more than usual. I
even gave her Viainis. And then one day I got
a letter from her, a wedding invitationary. She was marrying
a white guy.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Men, what of that?
Speaker 8 (16:29):
Man?
Speaker 16 (16:31):
I give this skank my heart and she doesn't drive
to staking her like I was a count Darcular.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
I was never the same after that.
Speaker 15 (16:42):
I gave up women for almost two weeks.
Speaker 16 (16:45):
I never forgave her, and I never heard from her
again until a month ago, talking all sweet and needing
a favor.
Speaker 15 (16:54):
Well, demon holl you can't go straight back to Hell.
I would never vote for you for president ever, So
there you go, Wilbur.
Speaker 16 (17:05):
I bared my soul and told you about that evil
a hole. It haunts my dreams. And now I'm embarrassed
that I ever knocked boots with a Heltha Heiress. I
hope she loses into unappointment, shall stute when America.
Speaker 15 (17:19):
Gives her the toe of its boot.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
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Speaker 2 (17:36):
And I hate your stupid laugh. Good morning to Big
Show us on the radio.
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Hang over your local news weather sports. This is Royal.
That is the King, veto, slayer of the visical, destroyer.
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Of the Mongol and aggravator of the Automanati.
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Speaker 2 (18:55):
Morning.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
It's a mag show on the radio for your Thursdays.
Have no timber the twelve he was and Thursday night
football Battle of Florida going on.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Looks like I think I got there right.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Uh So I mad Tom sore and said, oh he
had a good opening weekend in the NFL. Tom went
thirteen and two, begging every game.
Speaker 7 (19:24):
Didn't get that lock.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
The lock, be sure to bought that out.
Speaker 15 (19:29):
I got a time.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Yet the only two he missed, well, he had Cincinnati
beating New England. That was his lock of the week,
and of course England won out. And then he had
Atlanta over Pittsburgh was being in the NFC. So that's
all right, we'll let this live.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Steelers looking ready to go on that one.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
But yeah, besides those two thirteen winners, pretty amazing.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
I should have put a dollar on these one on
the money line. Be dragging the Tom eleven dollars.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Goodby y'all.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Just make sure you are here the final hour of
the Big Show on Friday. For some reason.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
If you missed tom segment where he picks every game
in the NFL, be sure to catch it on the
John Mobilly Late Risers podcast and Taylor always puts it
up for us on the John wo Miilly facebook page.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
All right, looking forward, big shoe rolling on.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio. All right, Dudy,
and we got so say the sharps. The first episode
this is cool man. First one was on the Olympics,
so we're all finished with that. We got down the
second first. I won't tell you I been talking about
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You' all jagged out.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Welcome to so Say the Sharps, a commentary on the
events of the day with your host the Sharps.
Speaker 16 (21:38):
Thanks Lim, I'm Ricky and I'm Lucy and we're the Sharps.
Now let's get straight right on it.
Speaker 7 (21:44):
Haven't heard that, said sir Hooey boon.
Speaker 17 (21:48):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Well, the Olympic CRI finally over ed Doug too sued.
Speaker 7 (21:55):
I knowed for the get go it was going to
be obays.
Speaker 16 (21:57):
You're talking about them opening ceremonies, the last Supper. If
Jesus was Rue Paul, What the hell did Wringling Brothers
leave the freak show door unlocked?
Speaker 19 (22:07):
Looked like a gender revealed party in San Francisco. True
that then it was time for the Parade of Nations.
I'd rather than have the athletes march around a track
like they don't really do. They put them all in boats.
Speaker 7 (22:19):
And took them down that stinky, polluted river.
Speaker 16 (22:21):
Took forever because they had to keep stopping the boats
to push all the turns out of the way.
Speaker 19 (22:27):
They trotted out poor little Salade day on to sing
for two minutes. Lord, I thought she was going to
kill over girl.
Speaker 16 (22:34):
Eat a damn steak sandwich. Once in a while, you
wain't less than a dust bunny. And just when you
thought it couldn't get any weirder, here comes noted athlete
Snoop Dog with the Olympic doobieir thicker.
Speaker 19 (22:48):
Uh. And then it was time for sports. Got to
see some fellow dressed as a girl putch some poor real.
Speaker 16 (22:54):
Girl and the Olympics. That's called sport and dothan. It's
called you better hold the cops find you before I do.
Speaker 19 (23:00):
From that point I just checked it on the highlights,
but we were both watching the day of the breakbits
and copetition.
Speaker 15 (23:08):
I was excited to see this because in my day
I was quite the breakdancer.
Speaker 7 (23:14):
I'll tell the truth.
Speaker 19 (23:16):
The football tabe is to put you off to Jim
Floryd's spinning like the twister arrow.
Speaker 15 (23:21):
But they did it to disco music, so it counts.
Speaker 19 (23:26):
Whatever you say, boogloo shrimp. So we were settled in
with a Pates and Runt Deluxe. It's a dik cola.
Speaker 16 (23:33):
I'll tell you what them little Asian crinters man, they
had it going on. Not only are they a wizard math,
they can flat bust the move. It was nice to
see all these young people up there keeping dance alive,
popping and locking and what all to beat the band
walk back to the love and then it was Australia's turn,
(23:53):
and out walks this middle aged gal dressed like a
country club bus boy.
Speaker 19 (23:58):
Oh boy, that boy was she confident, aw acted, smug,
strutting a rind light. She'd been studying Ric Flair's entrance.
But then it came time to come across with the Goods.
Speaker 15 (24:11):
What was her name again?
Speaker 7 (24:13):
Rachel Good went by the name of a Raygun.
Speaker 15 (24:17):
Raygun, perfect Scottie set facers to suck.
Speaker 7 (24:25):
She was pretty, pitiful, beautiful nothing.
Speaker 16 (24:27):
She was bad, bad, bad, gas station fried chicken, bad,
flipping in the flopping around the floor like a catfish
on the bottom of a boat.
Speaker 15 (24:36):
It was like a seizure with a backbeat.
Speaker 19 (24:40):
Did you see the faces of the paper of the
stads looked like they just walked into a room full
of farts.
Speaker 15 (24:49):
The trapper was when she did that thing Curly used
to do on a three stoodiah. He'd lay on his
side and holler Mold Larry Che's and running a circle
on the floor.
Speaker 19 (24:58):
And then she ended with that up in the air
and her hands like claws like a housewife try to
do the thriller dance.
Speaker 7 (25:04):
After two dozen white claws.
Speaker 16 (25:08):
The only saving grace was Tom Cruise show me and
down that rope and then riding off on a motorcycle.
You know it's a weird crowd when Tom Cruise can't
wait to get the hell out.
Speaker 7 (25:16):
Of there, so down.
Speaker 19 (25:20):
They got four whole years to come up with another
way to degrade and disrespect sports.
Speaker 15 (25:25):
Save bet.
Speaker 16 (25:26):
Considering it'll be in Los Angeles, maybe all the illegals
will have their own team and all.
Speaker 7 (25:31):
The homeless could get in on the fifty yard public defecation.
Speaker 15 (25:34):
Should be the city's motto. Leave a pile with a smile.
Speaker 7 (25:39):
So until next time, I'm Lucy and I'm.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Ricky, and so save the sharps.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
If you have any topic you would like these sharps
to comment on. Mail to Big show p O Box
one nine one Charlotte. Then see two week two one nine.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
All that? All right? Oh, let's played on Boy Jeopardy.
Let's review yesterday's question.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
We found out, according to anthropologists, the oldest known depiction
of a human wearing one of these is a fifteen
thousand year old cave painting that was discovered in France
during the forties.
Speaker 7 (26:12):
What is a hat?
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Yeah, came man, Today's John by Jeopardy. Twinkle Twinkle, little Star,
How I wonder what you are?
Speaker 6 (26:22):
Well?
Speaker 1 (26:22):
One thing you should know is if it doesn't twinkle,
it's actually one of these?
Speaker 7 (26:28):
What is a Boeing Starliner?
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Good?
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Guess what y'all got? One eight hundred Big Show? You
told free line across America?
Speaker 6 (26:37):
We go?
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Do we get a winter? We played?
Speaker 1 (26:39):
John Bgepty next, Good morning, It's a Big Show on
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the radio. Rolled into your Thursday. Today's feature track from
The Big Show bit Box Gator Hunting with Cadbury. There's
for keywords. Gator's brought you by the Bank of America.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Roval four hundred Sunday, October thirteenth, Shaun.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Him on the Speedway, thiggas when you hit it at
the Big.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Show, Dot com there right now.
Speaker 9 (27:28):
Yeses live across America. It's John Boy, Jeffary and now
your host. While hunting fudstickles at the grocery store, he
recently found Batman's shampoo and wondered do they have conditioner?
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Gordon, He's Johnboy.
Speaker 8 (27:46):
I did not.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Say, Ricky out of Oshawa, Canada. Good morning, Ricky, Good morning,
Hey body. Welcome. Man's a cooledolph on you yet not
too bad?
Speaker 5 (28:01):
Today is about seventy two.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
All right, man, Well that was some reggas.
Speaker 18 (28:06):
Starting to change.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
All right, buddy, man, I like your country hight did, Barefoot,
loves Man, goose Hunt, dug hunt.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Oh Man, I got all kind of hunting. Okay. Anyway, Reggy,
I'm all excited, buddy. So twinkle twinkle little star. How
I wonder what you are?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
One thing you should know is if it doesn't twinkle,
it's actually one of these.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Have I got you, buddy? A planet? All right? Okay?
Is it a planet?
Speaker 11 (28:43):
Man?
Speaker 2 (28:43):
You're in Canada, you're closer to him.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Let me get that, all right, Reggy, big old happy
herd prize back talking about hunting in Canada.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Loves get your shut up with a happy herd. There buddy,
Thank you sir. All right, by the one the hot
We're top of you. A news right on the other side,
Riggy be oh man, I got no chasing. The sharp's
gonna get some more. Good morning.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
It's a big seam the radio rolling through your Thursday.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Alright, Riggy Bee hit it.
Speaker 17 (30:00):
I want to thank y'all here to note the fire
and brimstone Baptist to simplate for let me speak here today. Now,
as you know, my name is Ricky B. Shark, and
I'm running for president of these here United States. Is
a real that dumb concervative. I know it might be
hard to believe, and I ain't always been blessed with
common sense. I didn't always see that the foundation our
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forefathers laid is the pathway to success, an opportunity for
the average fellow.
Speaker 15 (30:29):
I was lazy because I was stupid.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
I thought the.
Speaker 17 (30:33):
World O would be a living Yes, brothers and sisters,
I used to be a Democrat, but no more. I
remember the day I cast aside my ignorant ways, tore
up my picture of Jimmy Carter, and voted for the
greatest president of my lifetime.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Ronald Reagan.
Speaker 17 (30:54):
Wrote a song about it. Turned it along, Man Joe
itt Loewe and the money bottom boys to help you
out corner, mister personality, Let's get capitalist.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
I once was a liberal, real no with all. I
didn'tn't have a lot on the ball. Heard run old
rag and the darkness turned bright. Praise the Lord. I
found the ride.
Speaker 15 (31:33):
I found the ride.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
I found the ride.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
Get them comedies right out of my side. No longer
a jackass, no longer uptide.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Praise the Lord. I found the ride.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
For years I was I did by nonsense.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
Its been believing that bs again and again. My eyes
were open back Conservatism's line cras a lord.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
I found the ride.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
I found the ride.
Speaker 15 (32:20):
I found the ride.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
Don't hate myself just because I am wide the truth.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Close my cure. Now I'm feeling all right, prays the Lord.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
I found the ride.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Now it's my mission to spread the word.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
Take read them back from progressive nerds.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Sometimes it's hard because they ain't too.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Bride, prays the Lord. I found the ride.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
I found the ride. I found the ride.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
Our constitutions immutiple side, no sal Lynski or river and rides.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Praise the Lord.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
I found the ride.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
I found the ride.
Speaker 15 (33:19):
I found the ride.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
Don't use a windmill to turn on my lives, taking
what yours.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
That just ain't right. Praise the Lord. I found the ride.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
God left right on Regan.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
I found the ride.
Speaker 15 (33:44):
Thank y'all, Thank you.
Speaker 17 (33:45):
Now get out there and vote. Let's put the jerk
out of work this November. I'm sorry we said huh no,
ain't got the cute. Put for a free pizza. You
pre loaded cherry picker. You'll bob around his neck.
Speaker 7 (33:58):
We get out of here.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Girma
that tailor all round takes centers day.
Speaker 14 (34:46):
You keep saying you've got respect for me, you love
my mind and talent.
Speaker 13 (34:53):
But confess, I know.
Speaker 14 (34:57):
You're staring and thinking. Nice to be sharing, because I
just got you checking.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Out my chest.
Speaker 7 (35:08):
These boots are made for cocking, and that's all you
can do. One of these.
Speaker 14 (35:15):
These these boobs are gonna got right back at you.
I know you've been sneaking around here, peaking.
Speaker 6 (35:36):
That's a damn good way for you to get gone.
Speaker 14 (35:42):
You think you're hidden, but you've gotta be kidding.
Speaker 15 (35:47):
I can see there.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
I got my head lights on.
Speaker 14 (35:53):
These boots are made for cocking and that's all you
can do.
Speaker 7 (35:59):
One of these days.
Speaker 14 (36:00):
These boobs are gonna gock right backhead you. You keep
grabbing when you oughta be asking. Your hands ain't big enough.
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Z A LA's say, go on and take some pictures
with your cellphone and show your friends so they don't
think you're okay. These boobs are made for cocking.
Speaker 8 (36:41):
And that's all you can do.
Speaker 7 (36:44):
One of these days, these.
Speaker 14 (36:45):
Boobs are gonna got right backhead you.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Booth start got good morning? You got the Big Show
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on already?
Speaker 3 (37:22):
You have more chances for you to win coming up
after your news, weather and sports.
Speaker 15 (37:27):
Oh oh, I didn't know, I didn't see you.
Speaker 16 (37:30):
This is Professor Melviyn handned Day, head of he oh,
head of Big Show Science and History division.
Speaker 15 (37:38):
And you're listening to two boys.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
Who are destined to be history, Don Boy and Billy
on the Big Show.
Speaker 8 (37:47):
Yo.
Speaker 15 (37:47):
When I say that will be history, I didn't mean
to apply a negative.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
I simply meant that they they Oh what did I mean?
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Good morning is a big sea on the radio.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Run into your Thursday, gonna be playing Beat the Blonde
for our next contest in minutes.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
If you a't over that, hey, man.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
We got Doug Rice coming up here just a few
He called the action in Atlanta over the weekend where
Joey Logano wins the second race of the of the year.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
It's like the first race of the playoffs. You get
the slice of bread.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Old timer, we get in him will win and at
number twenty two forward.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
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making a beat. The Blonde what a prize pack you
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Speaker 2 (39:41):
I feel relaxed already. Thank you very much.
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You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
No, the dog must be eighteen.
Speaker 7 (39:47):
You must be eighteen.
Speaker 8 (39:49):
We can't trust you not to eat them.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
How is the bacon flavor? Does it it tastes like
bacon already, all right, thank you very much. Wrison then
to win Big Joe rolls on
Good morning, every boy, that you got the big show
on the radio, right, big showing radio.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Right. Ah, let's take any newsletter sports.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
This is Spanky from the Yellow Rose.
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You're listening to the greatest morning show and recorded history
of broadcast radio, John Boy and Billy Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
How big?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Is it?
Speaker 5 (00:20):
Bigger than my head?
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And that's big.
Speaker 6 (00:25):
There?
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Yeah, so b I read it and I pay that
tabby a seat, dead beat?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yak a doodle dude?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Is it Superfly?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I'm just wearing his purple velvet vest? Or is that princess?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I get a mixed up in my closet when I'm
dressing in the dark. Cocka doodle do everyone. Wow, y'all
just gonna lay down.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I was just waiting to see that.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
You had to come out of the closet.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I'm painting word pictures, man, is what a what a
Hall of Famer? Does you paint word pictures?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Come mine?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
You see that purple velvet vest your sign? And then
I said, oh, Prince, maybe you forgot what Superfly looked like.
Speaker 7 (01:50):
Yeah, shirt, the little.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Puffy shirt doesn't hurt all right?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Okay, well, ah good.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
We're up and we're awake. It is Thursday morning. September
to twelfth. Let's go ahead and get to our three
dates in history and get to win and begin in here.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
All right, okay, I'll give you. Yeah, we are awake.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Big Show's on the radio. Good morning, Big Show's on
the radio. All right, Hey, let's give you three dates
in history of first sentator.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Tell them what they can win.
Speaker 7 (02:29):
Well, thank you, Bob.
Speaker 8 (02:30):
They're gonna win a mount Olive Pickles prize pack includes
a mount Olive hack t shirt and a three pack
of pickle juicers. They're the number one pickle brand in
the United States, making great products since nineteen twenty six.
Speaker 7 (02:41):
At the corner of Cucumber and vine Real corner.
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Yep, go to the Big Show dot com, click on
the mount Olive Pickles banner and get yourself some more info.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
All right, baby, let's get on se what our categories?
It was September to twelfth, sixteen eighty seven.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
John Alden died.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
At age eighty eight and Duxbury, Massachusetts. He was a
last of the original Mayflower Pilgrims. He and Priscilla Mullins
had eleven children.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
About there gonna.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Talk a Monday when the Pilgrims set sail about the mayflower.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I'm working ahead.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Nineteen eighty three, Albert Rizzo of Malta set the world
water treading record with one hundred and eight hours nine
minutes in the ocean. Holy cow, that's four and a
half days good water. And finally, on this date. In
twenty thirteen, Ray Dolby died at the age of eighty
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after suffering from Alzheimer's being diagnosed with leukemia. Dolby was
known for his breakthrough work with sound recording. Of course,
he helped develop the technology to cut out background noise
and tape recording and developed surround sound. What did that
Dolby sound mean, Randy? When you saw that movie?
Speaker 9 (03:55):
Yeah, it was going, oh oh yeah, right for the
opening of a movie.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (04:03):
Was it just to set all the speakers or was
it like yeah, that's when surround sound became a big deal,
and you know you could put it in your home.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
He doesn't know, no, I do. I mean, but I
know what usually happens when I started tell He never
admitted that just keep going.
Speaker 8 (04:19):
He just thought it was cool because it would play
in eight speakers and fill your head five.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I think about surround sound for our third categories work.
It out One, ain't hundred big show you told free Line.
Come on we play out Birds next.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
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And a portion this exact portion of the big show
sponsored by Draft Kings. Stay tuned to hear more about
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What about our man Tom Sorenson going thirteen and two.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
With his NFL picks? That's what I said when I
didn't put a dime on it? Dog gone it little?
Don't take care of that.
Speaker 10 (05:25):
This weekend is that rugby and right now let's get
some winning again, Outburst.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
Let's play Outburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boys and Billy. We give the prizes from the
big prize being. Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
This should really be a lot of funs.
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Win your playing Outburst.
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Have a hurry up and guest time you.
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Have the best time you Let dig shuts.
Speaker 11 (06:05):
Ryan from Rebecca Ghorgia right more than not that man,
We are wide away and ready to get you the
big old prize pack of mount Olive pickles.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
What about that that sounds like playing?
Speaker 12 (06:31):
All right?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Well, let's get to it in five seconds.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
You give us three states that start with the letter
m O geography.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Ready to go Montana, Maine, Michigan.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
That wasn't really a geography, was it, unless I would
tell them where where they go? Never mind, Ryan won't
study that later. Let's keep hold drug here. Three things
in the ocean, ready.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
To go, whales short, oh and for the wind.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
As we discussed, three places you hear surround sound, ready
to go.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Home, theater, movie theater, your Turker car and that is
Ryan winning.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Good work, Ryn, you hang on jacket, hook up with
a big old mountain.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
I'll have pick on prize bag. Give a shout out, please,
yes you may.
Speaker 13 (07:26):
I just want to give a shout out.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
To jdsh eighty two and everybody at rigged In Ranch,
and to everybody at the Big Show for making everybody's
commute that much better in the mornings and expensive. To
Miss Jackie for everything that she does beyond her job description.
Appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Oh I just wait, Ryan, appreciate you, buddy. You hang
on right all right? Wait a minute, Yeah, you're right, Danny.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
We might have to hear more about this Jackie behind
the everything she does behind the scenes, I.
Speaker 12 (07:58):
Told you not to say that part, Robbin. Yeah, don't
tell everybody, jeez, quick to say thank.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
You well played.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billie Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 13 (08:58):
Man his hood all my life. I want to fight
about it.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Not right now, Hoyd.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I'm not feeling too well. John Billy.
Speaker 13 (09:05):
Here he tire for Johnny.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Don't there he goes again, Boy, don't make him laugh.
Speaker 13 (09:17):
Don't laugh by alright, all right, I'll do my band today.
Not a good thing to say, but we're getting ready
to do a phone call.
Speaker 8 (09:24):
Yea.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Well, we just want to check in with Did you
see how you doing?
Speaker 6 (09:27):
Man?
Speaker 8 (09:27):
I care?
Speaker 13 (09:30):
I'm sorry, I was like, what what?
Speaker 8 (09:32):
Why?
Speaker 3 (09:32):
What's wrong?
Speaker 13 (09:33):
Bert just stuck in this trailer out in the sticks
with Debert and his daddy.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Oh man. Reid's still living with you guys.
Speaker 14 (09:40):
Yeah, him and.
Speaker 13 (09:41):
Wife number six, going through that messy divore, sleeping on
the couch. She he gets back on his feet.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Never did patch it up with her.
Speaker 13 (09:49):
She had a lot of growing up to do. And
when I say a lot, I mean law You know
he likes him young. Yeah, yesterday he's on the phone
arguing with her about it. Who gets the easy bach.
Speaker 15 (10:02):
Well tell him when you hope everything turns out all right?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
What else is happening?
Speaker 14 (10:06):
No?
Speaker 13 (10:06):
Tell I mean they would had the weird experience yesterday
morning when he pulled us, a couple of long chairs
up in the front yard were sitting there and having
a cup of coffee before work. He is kind of
watching the traffic go by here on the highway, and
this big old truck with a state emblem pulls up
across the road and a fella gets out with a
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shovel and he digs in the hole. It's about two
feet across and about three feet deep, and he gets
back in the truck. Well, the truck just sits there
for I don't know, four or five minutes, and finally
this feller gets out of the passenger side of the
truck with another shovel. He walks over to the hole
and fills it back up with dirt, and then he
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gets back in the truck. And here's where it gets
real weird. They pull up about twenty feet and stop,
and the first fella gets out again, digs another hole
like the first one, and gets back in the truck.
Five minutes go by. Can get out, I have a
dog lot. If he don't fill that second hold back,
I'm to man. And then they he gets back in
the truck, they pull up another twenty feet, same thing again.
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Why should they did this four or five times while
we sat there watching them, And finally curiosity got the
best of me. I walked across the road, knocked on
the window of the truck and he rolls it down.
I said, excuse me there, buddy, me and my friend
I've ever been watching you for the past fifteen minutes.
It's god, all stump, just what in the hell are
you boys doing? He says, Wow, where is the governor's
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highway beautification project? And the fella that plants the trees
called in sick today? I don't I didn't kill you
that I tried to. I tried to rain it in
a little bit and say you woudn't actually done?
Speaker 6 (11:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (11:54):
Probably, Well, well you tell him, I said, you know
what you mean? Y'all all came.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
John Boy and Dilly. You want to say some time.
Speaker 15 (12:14):
The next time you're in a d v D, don't
bother rewinding the way I see it.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
It's the next guys, proper morning radio, dumb right morning.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
It's a big show on the radio. Man, here we go,
it's time to act like Yo, what's what's up?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Patrick?
Speaker 16 (13:02):
Go out to the room out ten basket up on
them grips and biscuits that got left over. That'll keep
us from going to Applebe tonight. Well, come to Axite,
the place to go for all the for one one
you need for all y'all. What's call intro personal relation
on trips?
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Dig this?
Speaker 15 (13:20):
Dear Ike.
Speaker 16 (13:21):
I know you have a long list of romantic conquests, Hai,
I was wondering if any of them stand out in
your mind as the one that got away. Thanks for
keeping it real. Signed Wilbur Gray Leland, South Carolina. Hey Wilba, Yeah,
your boy Ike had been married thirteen times. But in
between all them, a nuptilated skizoids was thousands of others
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who weren't that lucky.
Speaker 6 (13:45):
Ha.
Speaker 15 (13:46):
I dated Dolly Pardon and yes they is real. I
dated Chaer and no they ain't.
Speaker 16 (13:52):
I even played fort seat with Eliza Minellery, but that
was back when I was in the featsus. But those
was all meant to be pacifying fancies. There was one
I was flat in lovacation with and she broke Ike's heart.
Speaker 15 (14:07):
Let me preach on it now.
Speaker 16 (14:10):
Now I was at the end of my first wave
of famous osity. I was getting lots of booty from
Bertha to Trudy. One morning after an all night with
Ruth Buzzy from that laugh Inshow, I was peeing in
the alley behind the office depot when I heard their
sexty voice, you need help with that. I turned around
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to find this high yellow honey bee with a big
smile and a decent figure. It was liberation at first sight.
She looked young, but that fake driver's license set otherwise.
So we went back to my suite at the Motel
five and we didn't leave the room for ten days.
Then the manager came in with a locksmith and opened
the handcuffs.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
Ha ha.
Speaker 15 (14:55):
We was unseparatable baby.
Speaker 6 (14:58):
Now.
Speaker 15 (14:58):
She wasn't the smartest pimple on, but cheek for hell.
I didn't care.
Speaker 16 (15:02):
I was only get instated in that juicy kaboosie you dig.
She warn't fancy, but she ran with a pretty upscalerated crowd.
She was like one of them uh common leon spinks lizards.
She could blend the fire in anywhere, and she could
lie loud as she could lie a mother Larry that
her ability to lie when the truth would have been
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a better story. It's like she considerated it a challenge
or something. She eventually lied her way into college because
there ain't no way that she was that smart. Now
I knew she was dating around with them praternity bros,
but she always come home to ike. It was about
this time her temper come into play.
Speaker 8 (15:38):
Now.
Speaker 16 (15:38):
I don't know if it was the stress or the booze,
but she'd go a tomical at little things like only
get one agg roll or not finding a parking space.
But it was when she cussed the girl Scouts a
blue streak for not having tag alongs that I started
to regret teaching her all them profet titties.
Speaker 15 (15:57):
Then one night she didn't come home talk, she didn't
answer the phone.
Speaker 16 (16:03):
I drove my bro hem all over town, checking dive
bars and free clinics.
Speaker 17 (16:07):
Nothing.
Speaker 16 (16:09):
I was emotionality obliterated. I drank more than usual. I
even gave her Viainis. And then one day I got
a letter from her, a wedding invitationary. She was marrying
a white guy.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Men, what of that?
Speaker 8 (16:29):
Man?
Speaker 16 (16:31):
I give this skank my heart and she doesn't drive
to staking her like I was a count Darcular.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
I was never the same after that.
Speaker 15 (16:42):
I gave up women for almost two weeks.
Speaker 16 (16:45):
I never forgave her, and I never heard from her
again until a month ago, talking all sweet and needing
a favor.
Speaker 15 (16:54):
Well, demon holl you can't go straight back to Hell.
I would never vote for you for president ever, So
there you go, Wilbur.
Speaker 16 (17:05):
I bared my soul and told you about that evil
a hole. It haunts my dreams. And now I'm embarrassed
that I ever knocked boots with a Heltha Heiress. I
hope she loses into unappointment, shall stute when America.
Speaker 15 (17:19):
Gives her the toe of its boot.
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And I hate your stupid laugh. Good morning to Big
Show us on the radio.
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That is the King, veto, slayer of the visical, destroyer.
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Of the Mongol and aggravator of the Automanati.
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Morning.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
It's a mag show on the radio for your Thursdays.
Have no timber the twelve he was and Thursday night
football Battle of Florida going on.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Looks like I think I got there right.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Uh So I mad Tom sore and said, oh he
had a good opening weekend in the NFL. Tom went
thirteen and two, begging every game.
Speaker 7 (19:24):
Didn't get that lock.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
The lock, be sure to bought that out.
Speaker 15 (19:29):
I got a time.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Yet the only two he missed, well, he had Cincinnati
beating New England. That was his lock of the week,
and of course England won out. And then he had
Atlanta over Pittsburgh was being in the NFC. So that's
all right, we'll let this live.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Steelers looking ready to go on that one.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
But yeah, besides those two thirteen winners, pretty amazing.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
I should have put a dollar on these one on
the money line. Be dragging the Tom eleven dollars.
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Goodby y'all.
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Just make sure you are here the final hour of
the Big Show on Friday. For some reason.
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If you missed tom segment where he picks every game
in the NFL, be sure to catch it on the
John Mobilly Late Risers podcast and Taylor always puts it
up for us on the John wo Miilly facebook page.
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All right, looking forward, big shoe rolling on.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio. All right, Dudy,
and we got so say the sharps. The first episode
this is cool man. First one was on the Olympics,
so we're all finished with that. We got down the
second first. I won't tell you I been talking about
some football. What about gating and grilling with Carla Cook
and Kevin Sport. It airs during the Bama Tailgate Show
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You' all jagged out.
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Welcome to so Say the Sharps, a commentary on the
events of the day with your host the Sharps.
Speaker 16 (21:38):
Thanks Lim, I'm Ricky and I'm Lucy and we're the Sharps.
Now let's get straight right on it.
Speaker 7 (21:44):
Haven't heard that, said sir Hooey boon.
Speaker 17 (21:48):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Well, the Olympic CRI finally over ed Doug too sued.
Speaker 7 (21:55):
I knowed for the get go it was going to
be obays.
Speaker 16 (21:57):
You're talking about them opening ceremonies, the last Supper. If
Jesus was Rue Paul, What the hell did Wringling Brothers
leave the freak show door unlocked?
Speaker 19 (22:07):
Looked like a gender revealed party in San Francisco. True
that then it was time for the Parade of Nations.
I'd rather than have the athletes march around a track
like they don't really do. They put them all in boats.
Speaker 7 (22:19):
And took them down that stinky, polluted river.
Speaker 16 (22:21):
Took forever because they had to keep stopping the boats
to push all the turns out of the way.
Speaker 19 (22:27):
They trotted out poor little Salade day on to sing
for two minutes. Lord, I thought she was going to
kill over girl.
Speaker 16 (22:34):
Eat a damn steak sandwich. Once in a while, you
wain't less than a dust bunny. And just when you
thought it couldn't get any weirder, here comes noted athlete
Snoop Dog with the Olympic doobieir thicker.
Speaker 19 (22:48):
Uh. And then it was time for sports. Got to
see some fellow dressed as a girl putch some poor real.
Speaker 16 (22:54):
Girl and the Olympics. That's called sport and dothan. It's
called you better hold the cops find you before I do.
Speaker 19 (23:00):
From that point I just checked it on the highlights,
but we were both watching the day of the breakbits
and copetition.
Speaker 15 (23:08):
I was excited to see this because in my day
I was quite the breakdancer.
Speaker 7 (23:14):
I'll tell the truth.
Speaker 19 (23:16):
The football tabe is to put you off to Jim
Floryd's spinning like the twister arrow.
Speaker 15 (23:21):
But they did it to disco music, so it counts.
Speaker 19 (23:26):
Whatever you say, boogloo shrimp. So we were settled in
with a Pates and Runt Deluxe. It's a dik cola.
Speaker 16 (23:33):
I'll tell you what them little Asian crinters man, they
had it going on. Not only are they a wizard math,
they can flat bust the move. It was nice to
see all these young people up there keeping dance alive,
popping and locking and what all to beat the band
walk back to the love and then it was Australia's turn,
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and out walks this middle aged gal dressed like a
country club bus boy.
Speaker 19 (23:58):
Oh boy, that boy was she confident, aw acted, smug,
strutting a rind light. She'd been studying Ric Flair's entrance.
But then it came time to come across with the Goods.
Speaker 15 (24:11):
What was her name again?
Speaker 7 (24:13):
Rachel Good went by the name of a Raygun.
Speaker 15 (24:17):
Raygun, perfect Scottie set facers to suck.
Speaker 7 (24:25):
She was pretty, pitiful, beautiful nothing.
Speaker 16 (24:27):
She was bad, bad, bad, gas station fried chicken, bad,
flipping in the flopping around the floor like a catfish
on the bottom of a boat.
Speaker 15 (24:36):
It was like a seizure with a backbeat.
Speaker 19 (24:40):
Did you see the faces of the paper of the
stads looked like they just walked into a room full
of farts.
Speaker 15 (24:49):
The trapper was when she did that thing Curly used
to do on a three stoodiah. He'd lay on his
side and holler Mold Larry Che's and running a circle
on the floor.
Speaker 19 (24:58):
And then she ended with that up in the air
and her hands like claws like a housewife try to
do the thriller dance.
Speaker 7 (25:04):
After two dozen white claws.
Speaker 16 (25:08):
The only saving grace was Tom Cruise show me and
down that rope and then riding off on a motorcycle.
You know it's a weird crowd when Tom Cruise can't
wait to get the hell out.
Speaker 7 (25:16):
Of there, so down.
Speaker 19 (25:20):
They got four whole years to come up with another
way to degrade and disrespect sports.
Speaker 15 (25:25):
Save bet.
Speaker 16 (25:26):
Considering it'll be in Los Angeles, maybe all the illegals
will have their own team and all.
Speaker 7 (25:31):
The homeless could get in on the fifty yard public defecation.
Speaker 15 (25:34):
Should be the city's motto. Leave a pile with a smile.
Speaker 7 (25:39):
So until next time, I'm Lucy and I'm.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Ricky, and so save the sharps.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
If you have any topic you would like these sharps
to comment on. Mail to Big show p O Box
one nine one Charlotte. Then see two week two one nine.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
All that? All right? Oh, let's played on Boy Jeopardy.
Let's review yesterday's question.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
We found out, according to anthropologists, the oldest known depiction
of a human wearing one of these is a fifteen
thousand year old cave painting that was discovered in France
during the forties.
Speaker 7 (26:12):
What is a hat?
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Yeah, came man, Today's John by Jeopardy. Twinkle Twinkle, little Star,
How I wonder what you are?
Speaker 6 (26:22):
Well?
Speaker 1 (26:22):
One thing you should know is if it doesn't twinkle,
it's actually one of these?
Speaker 7 (26:28):
What is a Boeing Starliner?
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Good?
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Guess what y'all got? One eight hundred Big Show? You
told free line across America?
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We go?
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Do we get a winter? We played?
Speaker 1 (26:39):
John Bgepty next, Good morning, It's a Big Show on
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the radio. Rolled into your Thursday. Today's feature track from
The Big Show bit Box Gator Hunting with Cadbury. There's
for keywords. Gator's brought you by the Bank of America.
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Roval four hundred Sunday, October thirteenth, Shaun.
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Him on the Speedway, thiggas when you hit it at
the Big.
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Show, Dot com there right now.
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Yeses live across America. It's John Boy, Jeffary and now
your host. While hunting fudstickles at the grocery store, he
recently found Batman's shampoo and wondered do they have conditioner?
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Gordon, He's Johnboy.
Speaker 8 (27:46):
I did not.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Say, Ricky out of Oshawa, Canada. Good morning, Ricky, Good morning,
Hey body. Welcome. Man's a cooledolph on you yet not
too bad?
Speaker 5 (28:01):
Today is about seventy two.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
All right, man, Well that was some reggas.
Speaker 18 (28:06):
Starting to change.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
All right, buddy, man, I like your country hight did, Barefoot,
loves Man, goose Hunt, dug hunt.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Oh Man, I got all kind of hunting. Okay. Anyway, Reggy,
I'm all excited, buddy. So twinkle twinkle little star. How
I wonder what you are?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
One thing you should know is if it doesn't twinkle,
it's actually one of these.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Have I got you, buddy? A planet? All right? Okay?
Is it a planet?
Speaker 11 (28:43):
Man?
Speaker 2 (28:43):
You're in Canada, you're closer to him.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Let me get that, all right, Reggy, big old happy
herd prize back talking about hunting in Canada.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Loves get your shut up with a happy herd. There buddy,
Thank you sir. All right, by the one the hot
We're top of you. A news right on the other side,
Riggy be oh man, I got no chasing. The sharp's
gonna get some more. Good morning.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
It's a big seam the radio rolling through your Thursday.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Alright, Riggy Bee hit it.
Speaker 17 (30:00):
I want to thank y'all here to note the fire
and brimstone Baptist to simplate for let me speak here today. Now,
as you know, my name is Ricky B. Shark, and
I'm running for president of these here United States. Is
a real that dumb concervative. I know it might be
hard to believe, and I ain't always been blessed with
common sense. I didn't always see that the foundation our
(30:24):
forefathers laid is the pathway to success, an opportunity for
the average fellow.
Speaker 15 (30:29):
I was lazy because I was stupid.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
I thought the.
Speaker 17 (30:33):
World O would be a living Yes, brothers and sisters,
I used to be a Democrat, but no more. I
remember the day I cast aside my ignorant ways, tore
up my picture of Jimmy Carter, and voted for the
greatest president of my lifetime.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Ronald Reagan.
Speaker 17 (30:54):
Wrote a song about it. Turned it along, Man Joe
itt Loewe and the money bottom boys to help you
out corner, mister personality, Let's get capitalist.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
I once was a liberal, real no with all. I
didn'tn't have a lot on the ball. Heard run old
rag and the darkness turned bright. Praise the Lord. I
found the ride.
Speaker 15 (31:33):
I found the ride.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
I found the ride.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
Get them comedies right out of my side. No longer
a jackass, no longer uptide.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Praise the Lord. I found the ride.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
For years I was I did by nonsense.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
Its been believing that bs again and again. My eyes
were open back Conservatism's line cras a lord.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
I found the ride.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
I found the ride.
Speaker 15 (32:20):
I found the ride.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
Don't hate myself just because I am wide the truth.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Close my cure. Now I'm feeling all right, prays the Lord.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
I found the ride.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Now it's my mission to spread the word.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
Take read them back from progressive nerds.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Sometimes it's hard because they ain't too.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Bride, prays the Lord. I found the ride.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
I found the ride. I found the ride.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
Our constitutions immutiple side, no sal Lynski or river and rides.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Praise the Lord.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
I found the ride.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
I found the ride.
Speaker 15 (33:19):
I found the ride.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
Don't use a windmill to turn on my lives, taking
what yours.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
That just ain't right. Praise the Lord. I found the ride.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
God left right on Regan.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
I found the ride.
Speaker 15 (33:44):
Thank y'all, Thank you.
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Now get out there and vote. Let's put the jerk
out of work this November. I'm sorry we said huh no,
ain't got the cute. Put for a free pizza. You
pre loaded cherry picker. You'll bob around his neck.
Speaker 7 (33:58):
We get out of here.
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Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Girma
that tailor all round takes centers day.
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You keep saying you've got respect for me, you love
my mind and talent.
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But confess, I know.
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You're staring and thinking. Nice to be sharing, because I
just got you checking.
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Out my chest.
Speaker 7 (35:08):
These boots are made for cocking, and that's all you
can do. One of these.
Speaker 14 (35:15):
These these boobs are gonna got right back at you.
I know you've been sneaking around here, peaking.
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That's a damn good way for you to get gone.
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You think you're hidden, but you've gotta be kidding.
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I can see there.
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I got my head lights on.
Speaker 14 (35:53):
These boots are made for cocking and that's all you
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One of these days.
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These boobs are gonna gock right backhead you. You keep
grabbing when you oughta be asking. Your hands ain't big enough.
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Z A LA's say, go on and take some pictures
with your cellphone and show your friends so they don't
think you're okay. These boobs are made for cocking.
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And that's all you can do.
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One of these days, these.
Speaker 14 (36:45):
Boobs are gonna got right backhead you.
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Are you ready?
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Booth start got good morning? You got the Big Show
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You have more chances for you to win coming up
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Oh oh, I didn't know, I didn't see you.
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This is Professor Melviyn handned Day, head of he oh,
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Who are destined to be history, Don Boy and Billy
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Yo.
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When I say that will be history, I didn't mean
to apply a negative.
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I simply meant that they they Oh what did I mean?
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Run into your Thursday, gonna be playing Beat the Blonde
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If you a't over that, hey, man.
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We got Doug Rice coming up here just a few
He called the action in Atlanta over the weekend where
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the slice of bread.
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