June 13, 2024 • 41 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ve got a couple of Top 10 Lists just for Dads.. - Married Man sings “Dad to the Bone”.. - JD’s 24-Hour Stores are having a big End of Spring Sale.. - Doug Rice gets us On Track with his weekly racing report.. - Ricky B. Sharpe stars in a special Playhouse for Father’s Day..
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You lop't at them? Say hey, the Thursday, June thirteenth,
literally just those who are listeners laying in bed the
radio just came on. That's who I wanted to say,
Hey nobody. Oh well, let's see what national days. Get
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up and meet this. National Golf Cart Day Okay, didn't
work early, Get the golf cart right around, play some
golf while Yeah. National Sewing Machine Day, okay, how many
you want? You got?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I got a bunch.
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Yeah.
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We've actually found some good homes for them. Some of
the women centers abused women. They actually use them to
alter clothing to fit in. So we found a couple
of places, but still got a.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Couple to go.
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Have we got the old timy ones.
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Yeah, they're no good, they're not worth anything.
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Well, National Weed your Garden Day, that'd be a good idea.
I've been showing you on pictures my huge cabbage, ibrow cabbage,
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good man. Okay, So let's see somebody to weed the
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day as soon as Tater gets here. She injured herself
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in Kansas. A seventeen year old student was charged with
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callouses punishment fits a crime, all right. Twenty twenty one,
President Joe Biden had tea with Queen Elizabeth the second
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on this date in twenty twenty two, the Rolling Stones
canceled their concert in Amsterdam. Do the singer Mick Jagger
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Yeah, get up.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
It's Thursday and the Big Show is on the radio.
Today's feature track from the Big Show bit Box married
Man sings Dad to the Bone the Father's Day anthem.
Gotta put that on your album. You're gonna give Dad
this Sunday for Father's Day. Hit the bis box at
the Big Show dot com. What easy and right down.
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That's here's the wedding.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Outburst.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
Let's play Outburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John boy Billy.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
He gave the prizes from the big Prize being Let's go.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
He contested number one.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing Outburst.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
Have a hurry up and guest time you love the
best time.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
You love a big shots.
Speaker 7 (05:33):
Let's say, hy Eric from Dalton in US say we
have a big shots.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
More the rag.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
Hey that damn boy.
Speaker 8 (05:51):
Hey boy, I'm from Ray County.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I ain't from Dalton. You ain't from Dalton. Jackie here
from Dalton? Where you trying to put Eric in Dalton?
Boll were sorry? Eric? Okay, well we'll talk to you later.
I'll say no, Let's get through these three categories. Buddy,
get you one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bulls
not cleaning products for you? Do anything else today? You ready?
Speaker 6 (06:15):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Three things that make you vomit? Ready go free Thinkers
make you vomit, bull and shop whiskey beer. Oh god,
well you're doing it wrong. Well we knew we got that.
Winn was going whiskey and beer. All right, alright there
go are we jump in the category number two? We
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need three kinds of tea?
Speaker 6 (06:39):
Ready go, three kinds of tea, three swee and twisted tea.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Okay, I like if he repeats everything I say, then
he gets some more time than me. Okay, all right,
you try that for the win. Eric three singers, what
shaded and the gaggert? Well Eric, you did it, buddy,
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Your bull snot prize back is headed over to Tennessee.
Jackie's gonna get your ride addressed, gonna be delivered right
to your house.
Speaker 9 (07:17):
Wow, all right, first time collar man.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Wait, they're working out there, buddy.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (07:23):
Like Gary Beauty said, let's talk about the buttered sausage.
Speaker 10 (07:27):
Nokuky good so fine bottom of the hour, About the hours, Tommy,
your news.
Speaker 11 (07:45):
Right here?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Okay here, good morning. It's a big show on the
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radio headed toward Father's Day this Sunday for fun with Dad.
Stop dealers.
Speaker 12 (08:31):
Take a bit from the home office. On that little
table beside the recliner in the den. Here they are
the top ten things you'll never hear Dad say. Number ten. Well,
we're lost. Looks like I'm gonna have to stop in
at it for direction. Number nine, Hey, your mom and
I are going out wait for the weekend. Why don't
you throw a big party while we're gone?
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Number eight. I see all your friends have that up
yours attitude?
Speaker 4 (08:57):
You know I like that.
Speaker 12 (09:00):
Number seven, sweetheart, you're thirteen years old. I think it's
about time you started dating. Number six going out with
your friends?
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Huh?
Speaker 6 (09:09):
Hey, want to borrow my new car? Number five? No,
boy of mine is gonna play football? Number four?
Speaker 12 (09:18):
How should I know what's wrong with your car? Just
have it towed over to the mechanic. Pay him whatever
he wants. Number three, Son, as long as you live
under my roof, you're gonna wear an earring. Number two, Hey,
I make plenty of money. Why do you want to
go get a job for it? And the number one
thing you'll never hear dad say, Father's Day.
Speaker 6 (09:42):
I forget it. It's no big deal.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
You more than a mag sand already own. He's taking
Bill Silver's greetings all it's Bill Silvers. You're welcome.
Speaker 13 (10:24):
And when Bill Silvers is here, chances are there's a
big fat bullseye on the confuser in chief, Old Bozo
Joe Biden. But let's be fair, that's not the best
presidential nickname. I mean, throughout history, presidents have been given
monikers that reflected their legacy. Lincoln was honest Abe and
the Great Emancipator. Andrew Jackson was old Hickory. Ronald Reagan
the Great Communicator, Bill Clinton was slick Willie. Of course,
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Hillary had a lot of other names for him, but
not Radio Friendrick. But it's the only right that Joe
Biden's legacy has reflected in his historical moniker.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
I certainly think so so.
Speaker 13 (11:00):
I'm the Home Office in the stockroom and Happy Hunter's Crackpipe,
Imborium and topless underage laptop repair. The top ten presidential
nicknames for Joe Biden Number ten El Nada Bordero that
means no border for Slotating number nine, mister what the
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hell did he say? Number eight Maximus Stupidious, destroyer of
economies and sniffer of children. Number seven the grown up
kid from Deliverance. Number six, the Scranton Creeper. Number five,
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Pecker from Delaware. I'll let the room settle down before
you did. Number four, Sir gropes a lot. Number three
Pinocchi Joe, number two, Obama's Box, and the number one
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presidential nickname for.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Joe Biden old dumbass. This makes show on the radio,
John Bop Ben and Tanner Fellers ran to Jackie and
you listening?
Speaker 11 (12:28):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (12:28):
How you are listening to toe of the funniest guys
on the radio.
Speaker 13 (12:33):
And my fraternity brothers at the Raccoon Lodge, John Boy
and Philly on the Big Show?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Are they funny? Are they funny?
Speaker 5 (12:43):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Hello, the Big Show. I'm trying to get that stupid
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chairs come your hard day.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
You're going now he had to stand up to mendover
and sit down again and then trying to.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Roll you forgot the hard part? Wait on't this carpet?
This chair? I don't know, I got a mindnoe. I mean,
simple stuff does wear me out? Now? Oh listen, Hope
we're talking to pack Yesterday as a U s O. Jurman,
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we got college Baseball World Series. Ain't nothing but the ACC.
The SEC Conference is playing Father's Day. I don't want
to do nothing. New computer store in town, white sail
over at tomorrow. Well we're gonna put some things off, right,
go enjoy and Dad to the bone. Married Man's Father's
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Day Anthem is our feature track from the Big Show.
Bit box and we got it coming up for you
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We'll play for it in minutes. Where's that featured track?
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Married Man's Father's Day Anthem.
Speaker 14 (15:28):
I get up in the morning and I go off
to work. I don't like my job because my boss
is a jerky, but I gotta make that money. I
gotta take it on home. I'm here to tell you,
buddy that I'm.
Speaker 15 (15:45):
Dad to the bone, died to the bone, died to
the bone, the dad, Dad, Dad to the ball.
Speaker 14 (16:02):
I'll make a thousand bucks, but still I'm blue. I
need a thousand more. Baby, for all the bills that
are due. I'm in the hole, pretty baby singing just
like a stone, got a wife and four kids, and I'm.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
Dad to the ball, Dad to the ball. Oh brother, Dad,
Dad the dad.
Speaker 14 (16:39):
Could you guys excuse me for just a second. Hello, Yes, honey, bunny, Yeah, listen,
I'm kind of in the middle of the light a back.
Speaker 6 (16:52):
Yeah, we're sort of rocking right now. I promise I'll
call you back in just a minute.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
Okay, thanks, so.
Speaker 6 (17:01):
Sorry.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
Guys.
Speaker 14 (17:04):
Got two kids with jelly all over their faces, one
that needs a new bike and one that needs braces,
and a wife, pretty baby with a brand new cellular phone.
Speaker 6 (17:19):
I'm about to go broken.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
I'm dad to the ball, Dad to the ball.
Speaker 11 (17:26):
Oh boy, you don't.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
Know the habit. I mean, it's just well, never mind
you guys, excuse me just one more second.
Speaker 14 (17:38):
Hello, Yes, honeybody, No, No, we're we're we're still rocking
over here. Yes, now we're on our first take, so
I really don't know how much longer it's trying to be. Yeah,
that's that's check the saxophone. Yeah, check guy from the
bowling team. No, I don't think you guys have met
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what different just does it make what he looks like.
I'm sure you guys have never met. Yes, that's college buddy. Yes, yes, yes,
he plays very well. Yes he does, doesn't honey?
Speaker 8 (18:11):
Connect?
Speaker 9 (18:11):
What?
Speaker 5 (18:13):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (18:14):
Pick up a few things at the store or at home?
Speaker 5 (18:17):
Well?
Speaker 6 (18:17):
Okay, one second, does anybody have a pet?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Thanks?
Speaker 11 (18:22):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (18:22):
What paper?
Speaker 6 (18:24):
Towels?
Speaker 5 (18:25):
And what else?
Speaker 6 (18:27):
Is that the super MAXI? Do those have the wings?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (18:33):
All right, I'll take care of it on the wa. No,
I really don't know how it's gonna be.
Speaker 6 (18:38):
Listen, honey, the solo is almost over.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
I need to go.
Speaker 6 (18:40):
I thought too soon.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
Okay.
Speaker 14 (18:47):
I hear so much talk that my ears are bleeding,
my life is a mess, and my hairlines recent. I'm
a wreck, pretty baby, it may me one to moan.
I'm here to tell you brother that I'm dad to.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
The ball, Dad to the ball.
Speaker 11 (19:09):
That's me, brother, the dad, dad, dad.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
To the mall.
Speaker 6 (19:24):
You know this is sounding pretty good?
Speaker 11 (19:27):
Oh boy?
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Hell?
Speaker 6 (19:30):
Yes, honey, bunny.
Speaker 14 (19:32):
Yes, I think we're just getting ready to wrap up here. Yes, what, Yes,
I'll be sure to give Joey's penn back. I know
I'm very bad about sticking him in my heart. Yeah, honey,
I'll be home in a few minutes. Okay, I'll talk
you that.
Speaker 11 (19:47):
Bye bye.
Speaker 6 (19:49):
Okay, fellas, looks like that's a wrap.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
O good ah dud. Well, let's play John Boy Jeopardy
for the big Old Lowe Tiger's prize back. Let's review
yesterday's question. We found out, according to a university study
funded by Hurtz rent A Cars, this is the safest
color for a car in the United States. Well, that
would be yellow, of course. That's yellow number two like
blue number three white. Today's John Boy Jeopardy ouch. On
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the average women who have this physical characteristic, I'm looking
over there. Wish Tater will give me something to look
at anyway, Okay, let's go back this physical characteristic, they
earn about twenty percent less than women who don't have it.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
What is a penis.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Too soon? I'll tell you you probably right? Yeah? Oh god, sorry, world, No, no,
I'm not right. Yeah, but what you all got one
eight hundred Big Show you told a lot left for
you if you want, we played more. Jefferdy next, Good morning,
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This is a big show on the radio. Rolling to
your Thursday, June thirteenth. That patron track of the Big Show,
Big Box played married man singing Dad to the bone
at the Big Box. You can't have a copy. It's
your key words dad bone boxe the Big Show dot
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compe What.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
What are you in for?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
I don't want to play out Birds give one an
hour ago. I want to play Jefferson. All right, let's
play yes live across America. It's John boy Jeffardy.
Speaker 5 (22:06):
Wow, and now a man who.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Once said he didn't care who we hired or what
we paid him, as long as they had big boobs.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
That's how we got Marty. He's John Boyd. You're rolling today.
Let's say hate Vincent out of Kershaw, South Carolina. Good morning, Vincent, going,
hey man, awesome, So Vincent, you got first shot at
John Boyds you ever did this morning?
Speaker 4 (22:36):
So who? All right?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
So, on the average Vincent, women who have this physical
characteristic earned about twenty percent less than women who don't.
Speaker 14 (22:53):
Well, I'm probably gonna go with an obvious answer and
say probably like a mole on the face.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
The obvious mole on the face. Oh yeah, those are
so gross. Well let's see. Yeah, merely my room was
getting with you.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Vince.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
We appreciate you playing there, buddy. You go think about it.
Speaker 14 (23:17):
Oh well, darn, I guess I'm trying that bad boy.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Well you have a great day. Vinz appreciate you, buddy,
you too. Oh my, by Man, Let's go over to
bean Station, Tennessee. They always got to answer over there.
It's ol Sam. Good morning Sam, Good morning, by how's
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everything in bean Station with you? Sam? Three ways? Three ways?
Speaker 5 (23:51):
All right?
Speaker 9 (23:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Well Sam? You up, buddy. What about women who have
this physical characteristic earn twenty percent less women who don't.
Speaker 14 (24:03):
I'm gonna say, blonde hair?
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Is it blonde hair?
Speaker 5 (24:09):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (24:09):
It is.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
We will celebrate playing beating the blonde in about an
hour from you. All right, and good work, Sam. You're
big on Lord Tiger's price back had to bean stationed
for you.
Speaker 14 (24:24):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 8 (24:25):
You're welcome way the many hours top of your news.
Right on the other side our time capsulever.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
This Thursday morning. Right, guess you ain't on for a life.
Speaker 16 (25:11):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports.
Speaker 13 (25:28):
Man.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
Hello, Jesus, hoot all my life on the fire back.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
No man, John Boy, Billy here.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
Well, I say, are you big old hey? No driving
nose picking knuckles dragging, mouth, breathing, scratching Hoot lighting.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
He man, you hadding a couple of new ones in
the lineup, didn't you?
Speaker 9 (25:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (25:47):
I studied you kind of close at night. We running
teens down in Daytona lighting. Well, a stud down on
this debord, but I hardly ever get to talk to
him on the floor.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Yeah, So how's things going overre and Casside double wide?
Speaker 4 (26:03):
You haet another temporary roommate, Well, run them through here,
won't know you this time? It's old Twitch, our bondo
man over at the body shop. He then lost his
driver's Like we've been giving him a ride to work
in the mornings, and with a price of gas nowadays,
I've decided I'd rather just move him in here than
drive all that to his place and pick him up
every morning.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Money's making money. So how did he lose his license?
Speaker 6 (26:26):
Got him a d u I dui?
Speaker 5 (26:29):
Man?
Speaker 1 (26:29):
How stupid was that?
Speaker 4 (26:31):
That's what he said?
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Well what happened?
Speaker 4 (26:33):
Well, on Twitches dating this old gal Mandy a while back,
and she busted up with him. He never quite got
over it, you know. Well, he walked in at Hoots
one night and seeing her sitting there at the bar,
he decided to go up there and ask her if
they could talk things out, and I had been twitched.
The talking also included quite a bit of drinking, and
the two of them kind of got pulled over on
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the way home. Tom comes up a truck says sir,
have you been drinking tonight? And Twitch says officer, I
ain't even gonna try to lie to you. Me and
my girlfriend here is trying to patch up our relationship,
and we did it by sharing a beer or twelve.
Then we celebrated by doing a couple of shots there
at the bar, And after we left the restaurant, we
stopped off at the store and picked up a bottle
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of peppermint snaps. She just loves that peppermint snap. We
might have had a supprill or two off a bottle
tween here and there. Cop says, well, sir, I'm gonna
have to ask you to step out of the truck
and take a breathalyzer test. Twitch looks up at the
cop says, well, what's the matter. Don't you believe me?
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He's gonna try to get the judge and give him
one of them restricted permit so he could drive to
and from work. You know, but he had an ugly
incident when he went in for his court day. Well
what happened, Well, we was real backed up at the
body shop that week. Debor told old Twitch he'd go
take care of his business down at the courthouse, but
when he got back, he had to stay till he
got all the work caught up. As a sold out
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crowd in the courtroom that day, they's just full of
dope heads and shop lifters and cars. That's always a
regular dumb crooked news. Well, Twitch sat there thinking about
all them job's piling up works, kept getting madder and
mattered the longer he sat. Finally, he just stood up
and says, excuse me, judge, are we getting any words
close to my name? I just come down here to
plead guilty. I ain't one of these unemployed idiots. I
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got a job to get back to. Can't y'all move
this mess along? Ain't faster as you can imagine? That
one over like a fart and a diving hel Judge
slams a little hammer down on the bench, says, sir,
your name will be called when it's time to hear
your case. And for your rude interruption, I'm gonna find
you one hundred dollars for contempt of court. Oh man
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sold Twitch reaches in the pocket of his breeches and
pulls out his wallet. Judge looks down and says, sir,
you don't have to pay the one hundred dollars right now.
Twitsch says, I ain't. I'm just looking to see if
I got enough here for two more words. Let me
guess he ended up going for about seven, and none
of them, your honor, I got around here mean the
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i Q twins and go to work. You're gonna say
later on, Yeah, well, well you telling him? I said,
you know what you mean? Y'all came straight up her.
Speaker 6 (29:22):
Chuck Boy and Billy, all right, listen up.
Speaker 9 (29:27):
I hate rednecks.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
You people are rednecks.
Speaker 16 (29:31):
Good morning, rad yelled dumb right, Good morning, it's all
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make showing the radio.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Summer's almost here, es. It's the end of spring, which
means it must be a sell. Going on to JD's.
Speaker 17 (30:13):
Aunty friends, I know it's been a while, but we's
back and still open for business. And I know what
you're thinking. Old JD's cut he's advertising budget due to
these hard economic times. And the last thing you want
to do is keep your name out of the spotlight
and make folks forget about you. No, sir, dude, I
just ain't have the money due to the rising cost
of semi professional lap dances.
Speaker 6 (30:31):
As right, friends, old JD.
Speaker 17 (30:33):
Is packing right here at JD's twenty four hour drive
through pontagon I know parts pharmaceutical, adult gift bait, and
tackle discount cigarette alot. We've been making more cuts than
a season director during a Nick Naughty movie.
Speaker 5 (30:42):
You're gonna put me in jail. They're gonna put me
in jail.
Speaker 17 (30:45):
And what's better, we passed the minute portion of the
savings onto you. And unless you've been living with a
fat girl in a single lad with no TV and radio,
you first know that it's been the worst years for
individual prosperities since that fella what come up with New
Cook when I was a little feller. So, friends, if
you want to savings, we can stretch you dollar further
than a pair of Oprah Winfrey's panties from nineteen eighty four.
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And now those the knights are starting to heat up
here in the South. How about a fourteen ninety nine
cell and all the stuff we got to stimulate your
package with the efficiency of a steady dot of being
of sausages and Raymond noodles. We got moonshine, dirty bucks,
all changes, back braces, dynamite rats, shot Tuptop's basoline, tackle boxes,
off brand full flavor cigarettes, and a complete selection of
artificial smallmouth wars designed by Howard the Town Drunk made
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out of old aluminum liquor bottle cats and guaranteed to
pull in a buttload or your money back. And friends,
stop by any JD's location starting May the first, with
your old lady to JD's drive in. That's right, friends,
choose from movie classics with high fidelity AM sounds straight
to them crappy speakers, and you pick ups radio that
just beyond the door of what that dirty girl comes
out of Smoky in the bandit uncensored, and convoy with
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that gearty feller what used to sing in the early eighties.
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How are you today?
Speaker 9 (35:05):
Good morning Fantastic got back from the Left Coast okay
after watching him race out at Sonoma and the PRN
crew will head back out next week when we head
up to New England, New Hampshire. One of my favorite stops.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Nice good and well let's see what you think about
Iowa in a little bit. But let's say, hey, and
way to go to the number five card. Kyle Larson
puts his Chevrolet in the winter circle for the third
time this year.
Speaker 9 (35:34):
You know, a special win though, thinking about all the
turmoil and the drama that he went through between the
Indie Charlotte, this NASCAR going to give him a waiver
and then he goes out to the road course and wins,
and it's like, you know, okay, then I approved my point.
I've won three races now probably gonna win the championship,
so all is well. He looks he is so smooth
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on the race track. He is such an excellent driver,
and they played a great strategy. They had fresh tires
later in the race than everybody else did, and it
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probably going to pass everybody and win.
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That is something, man, it is just something about him.
That's what everybody says. It really knows that he can drive.
I mean, that's why he was doing. Indian had a
chance to win.
Speaker 9 (36:23):
Absolutely, John Boy, he's a difference maker. There's lots of
really good race car drivers that are talented, but I
think he's the guy that you can put in that
you notice right off the bat. He makes a difference.
He makes any car he gets in go faster and
look better. And he's just one of those rare individuals.
(36:44):
I don't like that phrase generational talent, but if you're
going to use it, it applies to him.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
And looking at the TV ratings, say they were up
for Fox.
Speaker 9 (36:55):
Fox was up overall for their share of the year,
and that's good because you know everything that you base
your rates on is based on the ratings, and they
would have been better had Daytona not been pushed to Monday.
That really hurts because that probably cuts your Daytona five
hundred audience, which is your biggest audience of the year
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and half. So if they had had a smooth Daytona,
they would have really I think blown it out. But
they're very happy. Any game in TV ratings is positive.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Right, So how many more races does Fox have before
things switch over to NBA.
Speaker 9 (37:31):
They will switch over this coming weekend when we go
to Iowa. Fox has done for the year, They've signed
off and they will They've also gotten out of the
Infinity racing business. They will have no more Infinity races
this year.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Okay, so yeah, NBC starts with Island. Then we're talking
about up to New Hampshire and Nashville.
Speaker 9 (37:53):
And then Nashville after that. So nice little stretch here,
and then you'll get to a point where there will
be a two week ra I know, no racing for
two weeks because they don't want to compete head to
head with the Olympics. I mean that just that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
That's right, that's right. And Doug, we know you're on
your victory lap tour for your career and you have
been involved at Indianapolis Motor Speedway a lot calling races.
Will you be a part of that in the Brickyard
four hundred before.
Speaker 9 (38:24):
The part of the Brickyard four hundred this year coming up?
And I'm really happy because they're going back to the
oval and getting off of the road course there. So
I think that's how it should have been all along.
But people complained about the racing, so they took it
away for a couple of years, and it's like everything else, Well,
we didn't really not like it that much, you know,
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so now they get it back. I think it's the
ultimate bait and switch pulled off by Roger Penske and
the folks at Indy Okay, and.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
What update on the squabble of the charters.
Speaker 9 (38:55):
Well, nascars come back with a counter proposal to the
team owners saying we can't guarantee you a permanent charter,
that that's not how our business is based. If you
buy a charter, we can't say that you're going to
own that in perpetuity. We can say you'll own that
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for seven years. And hey, there's the rub because the
team owners are going like, we're paying thirty million for this,
and we can't be guaranteed that it's not ours till
we don't want it. And NASCAR said, no, we're not
going to guarantee that. And they've even thrown in, hey,
we might buy our own charters. So you could essentially
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be racing against the house. If NASCAR decided, well, we're
going to buy three charters and race teams, you would
be in a NASCAR race racing against NASCAR.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Now not unheard of.
Speaker 9 (39:52):
They do it in IndyCar. Roger Penske owns teams and
he owns the series. But for this that's a big
sticking point no and j.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Just if they would happen, you don't think NASCAR fans
would talk about.
Speaker 9 (40:07):
They're already squawking. Yeah, proposal, this is I feel I
hope it doesn't, but it feels like it's going to
get more contentious before it gets settled.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Wow, all right, buddy, Okay, off to Iowa. Who are
we looking at this weekend? Doug?
Speaker 17 (40:23):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (40:24):
You know short track seven eighths of a mile. Joey
Logano ran really well at North Wilkesburg, but they also
had nine thousand or nine hundred laps of practice that
other teams didn't get. So I'm gonna I'm gonna go
with Ryan Blaney this weekend. Let's just pull his name
out see what he can do.
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It's Thursday and the Big Show is on the radio.
Today's feature track from the Big Show bit Box married
Man sings Dad to the Bone the Father's Day anthem.
Gotta put that on your album. You're gonna give Dad
this Sunday for Father's Day. Hit the bis box at
the Big Show dot com. What easy and right down.
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That's here's the wedding.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Outburst.
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Let's play Outburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John boy Billy.
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He gave the prizes from the big Prize being Let's go.
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He contested number one.
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This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing Outburst.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
Have a hurry up and guest time you love the
best time.
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You love a big shots.
Speaker 7 (05:33):
Let's say, hy Eric from Dalton in US say we
have a big shots.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
More the rag.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
Hey that damn boy.
Speaker 8 (05:51):
Hey boy, I'm from Ray County.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I ain't from Dalton. You ain't from Dalton. Jackie here
from Dalton? Where you trying to put Eric in Dalton?
Boll were sorry? Eric? Okay, well we'll talk to you later.
I'll say no, Let's get through these three categories. Buddy,
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Yes, sir?
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need three kinds of tea?
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Ready go, three kinds of tea, three swee and twisted tea.
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Your bull snot prize back is headed over to Tennessee.
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to your house.
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Wait, they're working out there, buddy.
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Yeah.
Speaker 9 (07:23):
Like Gary Beauty said, let's talk about the buttered sausage.
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Nokuky good so fine bottom of the hour, About the hours, Tommy,
your news.
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Right here?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Okay here, good morning. It's a big show on the
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radio headed toward Father's Day this Sunday for fun with Dad.
Stop dealers.
Speaker 12 (08:31):
Take a bit from the home office. On that little
table beside the recliner in the den. Here they are
the top ten things you'll never hear Dad say. Number ten. Well,
we're lost. Looks like I'm gonna have to stop in
at it for direction. Number nine, Hey, your mom and
I are going out wait for the weekend. Why don't
you throw a big party while we're gone?
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Number eight. I see all your friends have that up
yours attitude?
Speaker 4 (08:57):
You know I like that.
Speaker 12 (09:00):
Number seven, sweetheart, you're thirteen years old. I think it's
about time you started dating. Number six going out with
your friends?
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Huh?
Speaker 6 (09:09):
Hey, want to borrow my new car? Number five? No,
boy of mine is gonna play football? Number four?
Speaker 12 (09:18):
How should I know what's wrong with your car? Just
have it towed over to the mechanic. Pay him whatever
he wants. Number three, Son, as long as you live
under my roof, you're gonna wear an earring. Number two, Hey,
I make plenty of money. Why do you want to
go get a job for it? And the number one
thing you'll never hear dad say, Father's Day.
Speaker 6 (09:42):
I forget it. It's no big deal.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
You more than a mag sand already own. He's taking
Bill Silver's greetings all it's Bill Silvers. You're welcome.
Speaker 13 (10:24):
And when Bill Silvers is here, chances are there's a
big fat bullseye on the confuser in chief, Old Bozo
Joe Biden. But let's be fair, that's not the best
presidential nickname. I mean, throughout history, presidents have been given
monikers that reflected their legacy. Lincoln was honest Abe and
the Great Emancipator. Andrew Jackson was old Hickory. Ronald Reagan
the Great Communicator, Bill Clinton was slick Willie. Of course,
(10:48):
Hillary had a lot of other names for him, but
not Radio Friendrick. But it's the only right that Joe
Biden's legacy has reflected in his historical moniker.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
I certainly think so so.
Speaker 13 (11:00):
I'm the Home Office in the stockroom and Happy Hunter's Crackpipe,
Imborium and topless underage laptop repair. The top ten presidential
nicknames for Joe Biden Number ten El Nada Bordero that
means no border for Slotating number nine, mister what the
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hell did he say? Number eight Maximus Stupidious, destroyer of
economies and sniffer of children. Number seven the grown up
kid from Deliverance. Number six, the Scranton Creeper. Number five,
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Pecker from Delaware. I'll let the room settle down before
you did. Number four, Sir gropes a lot. Number three
Pinocchi Joe, number two, Obama's Box, and the number one
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presidential nickname for.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Joe Biden old dumbass. This makes show on the radio,
John Bop Ben and Tanner Fellers ran to Jackie and
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Hello, the Big Show. I'm trying to get that stupid
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You're going now he had to stand up to mendover
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Roll you forgot the hard part? Wait on't this carpet?
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we're talking to pack Yesterday as a U s O. Jurman,
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we got college Baseball World Series. Ain't nothing but the ACC.
The SEC Conference is playing Father's Day. I don't want
to do nothing. New computer store in town, white sail
over at tomorrow. Well we're gonna put some things off, right,
go enjoy and Dad to the bone. Married Man's Father's
(14:24):
Day Anthem is our feature track from the Big Show.
Bit box and we got it coming up for you
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Married Man's Father's Day Anthem.
Speaker 14 (15:28):
I get up in the morning and I go off
to work. I don't like my job because my boss
is a jerky, but I gotta make that money. I
gotta take it on home. I'm here to tell you,
buddy that I'm.
Speaker 15 (15:45):
Dad to the bone, died to the bone, died to
the bone, the dad, Dad, Dad to the ball.
Speaker 14 (16:02):
I'll make a thousand bucks, but still I'm blue. I
need a thousand more. Baby, for all the bills that
are due. I'm in the hole, pretty baby singing just
like a stone, got a wife and four kids, and I'm.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
Dad to the ball, Dad to the ball. Oh brother, Dad,
Dad the dad.
Speaker 14 (16:39):
Could you guys excuse me for just a second. Hello, Yes, honey, bunny, Yeah, listen,
I'm kind of in the middle of the light a back.
Speaker 6 (16:52):
Yeah, we're sort of rocking right now. I promise I'll
call you back in just a minute.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
Okay, thanks, so.
Speaker 6 (17:01):
Sorry.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
Guys.
Speaker 14 (17:04):
Got two kids with jelly all over their faces, one
that needs a new bike and one that needs braces,
and a wife, pretty baby with a brand new cellular phone.
Speaker 6 (17:19):
I'm about to go broken.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
I'm dad to the ball, Dad to the ball.
Speaker 11 (17:26):
Oh boy, you don't.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
Know the habit. I mean, it's just well, never mind
you guys, excuse me just one more second.
Speaker 14 (17:38):
Hello, Yes, honeybody, No, No, we're we're we're still rocking
over here. Yes, now we're on our first take, so
I really don't know how much longer it's trying to be. Yeah,
that's that's check the saxophone. Yeah, check guy from the
bowling team. No, I don't think you guys have met
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what different just does it make what he looks like.
I'm sure you guys have never met. Yes, that's college buddy. Yes, yes, yes,
he plays very well. Yes he does, doesn't honey?
Speaker 8 (18:11):
Connect?
Speaker 9 (18:11):
What?
Speaker 5 (18:13):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (18:14):
Pick up a few things at the store or at home?
Speaker 5 (18:17):
Well?
Speaker 6 (18:17):
Okay, one second, does anybody have a pet?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Thanks?
Speaker 11 (18:22):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (18:22):
What paper?
Speaker 6 (18:24):
Towels?
Speaker 5 (18:25):
And what else?
Speaker 6 (18:27):
Is that the super MAXI? Do those have the wings?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (18:33):
All right, I'll take care of it on the wa. No,
I really don't know how it's gonna be.
Speaker 6 (18:38):
Listen, honey, the solo is almost over.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
I need to go.
Speaker 6 (18:40):
I thought too soon.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
Okay.
Speaker 14 (18:47):
I hear so much talk that my ears are bleeding,
my life is a mess, and my hairlines recent. I'm
a wreck, pretty baby, it may me one to moan.
I'm here to tell you brother that I'm dad to.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
The ball, Dad to the ball.
Speaker 11 (19:09):
That's me, brother, the dad, dad, dad.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
To the mall.
Speaker 6 (19:24):
You know this is sounding pretty good?
Speaker 11 (19:27):
Oh boy?
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Hell?
Speaker 6 (19:30):
Yes, honey, bunny.
Speaker 14 (19:32):
Yes, I think we're just getting ready to wrap up here. Yes, what, Yes,
I'll be sure to give Joey's penn back. I know
I'm very bad about sticking him in my heart. Yeah, honey,
I'll be home in a few minutes. Okay, I'll talk
you that.
Speaker 11 (19:47):
Bye bye.
Speaker 6 (19:49):
Okay, fellas, looks like that's a wrap.
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O good ah dud. Well, let's play John Boy Jeopardy
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color for a car in the United States. Well, that
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blue number three white. Today's John Boy Jeopardy ouch. On
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the average women who have this physical characteristic, I'm looking
over there. Wish Tater will give me something to look
at anyway, Okay, let's go back this physical characteristic, they
earn about twenty percent less than women who don't have it.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
What is a penis.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Too soon? I'll tell you you probably right? Yeah? Oh god, sorry, world, No, no,
I'm not right. Yeah, but what you all got one
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This is a big show on the radio. Rolling to
your Thursday, June thirteenth. That patron track of the Big Show,
Big Box played married man singing Dad to the bone
at the Big Box. You can't have a copy. It's
your key words dad bone boxe the Big Show dot
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compe What.
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What are you in for?
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I don't want to play out Birds give one an
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play yes live across America. It's John boy Jeffardy.
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Wow, and now a man who.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Once said he didn't care who we hired or what
we paid him, as long as they had big boobs.
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That's how we got Marty. He's John Boyd. You're rolling today.
Let's say hate Vincent out of Kershaw, South Carolina. Good morning, Vincent, going,
hey man, awesome, So Vincent, you got first shot at
John Boyds you ever did this morning?
Speaker 4 (22:36):
So who? All right?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
So, on the average Vincent, women who have this physical
characteristic earned about twenty percent less than women who don't.
Speaker 14 (22:53):
Well, I'm probably gonna go with an obvious answer and
say probably like a mole on the face.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
The obvious mole on the face. Oh yeah, those are
so gross. Well let's see. Yeah, merely my room was
getting with you.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Vince.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
We appreciate you playing there, buddy. You go think about it.
Speaker 14 (23:17):
Oh well, darn, I guess I'm trying that bad boy.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Well you have a great day. Vinz appreciate you, buddy,
you too. Oh my, by Man, Let's go over to
bean Station, Tennessee. They always got to answer over there.
It's ol Sam. Good morning Sam, Good morning, by how's
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everything in bean Station with you? Sam? Three ways? Three ways?
Speaker 5 (23:51):
All right?
Speaker 9 (23:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Well Sam? You up, buddy. What about women who have
this physical characteristic earn twenty percent less women who don't.
Speaker 14 (24:03):
I'm gonna say, blonde hair?
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Is it blonde hair?
Speaker 5 (24:09):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (24:09):
It is.
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We will celebrate playing beating the blonde in about an
hour from you. All right, and good work, Sam. You're
big on Lord Tiger's price back had to bean stationed
for you.
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Thank you very much.
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You're welcome way the many hours top of your news.
Right on the other side our time capsulever.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
This Thursday morning. Right, guess you ain't on for a life.
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This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports.
Speaker 13 (25:28):
Man.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
Hello, Jesus, hoot all my life on the fire back.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
No man, John Boy, Billy here.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
Well, I say, are you big old hey? No driving
nose picking knuckles dragging, mouth, breathing, scratching Hoot lighting.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
He man, you hadding a couple of new ones in
the lineup, didn't you?
Speaker 9 (25:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (25:47):
I studied you kind of close at night. We running
teens down in Daytona lighting. Well, a stud down on
this debord, but I hardly ever get to talk to
him on the floor.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Yeah, So how's things going overre and Casside double wide?
Speaker 4 (26:03):
You haet another temporary roommate, Well, run them through here,
won't know you this time? It's old Twitch, our bondo
man over at the body shop. He then lost his
driver's Like we've been giving him a ride to work
in the mornings, and with a price of gas nowadays,
I've decided I'd rather just move him in here than
drive all that to his place and pick him up
every morning.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Money's making money. So how did he lose his license?
Speaker 6 (26:26):
Got him a d u I dui?
Speaker 5 (26:29):
Man?
Speaker 1 (26:29):
How stupid was that?
Speaker 4 (26:31):
That's what he said?
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Well what happened?
Speaker 4 (26:33):
Well, on Twitches dating this old gal Mandy a while back,
and she busted up with him. He never quite got
over it, you know. Well, he walked in at Hoots
one night and seeing her sitting there at the bar,
he decided to go up there and ask her if
they could talk things out, and I had been twitched.
The talking also included quite a bit of drinking, and
the two of them kind of got pulled over on
(26:54):
the way home. Tom comes up a truck says sir,
have you been drinking tonight? And Twitch says officer, I
ain't even gonna try to lie to you. Me and
my girlfriend here is trying to patch up our relationship,
and we did it by sharing a beer or twelve.
Then we celebrated by doing a couple of shots there
at the bar, And after we left the restaurant, we
stopped off at the store and picked up a bottle
(27:16):
of peppermint snaps. She just loves that peppermint snap. We
might have had a supprill or two off a bottle
tween here and there. Cop says, well, sir, I'm gonna
have to ask you to step out of the truck
and take a breathalyzer test. Twitch looks up at the
cop says, well, what's the matter. Don't you believe me?
(27:39):
He's gonna try to get the judge and give him
one of them restricted permit so he could drive to
and from work. You know, but he had an ugly
incident when he went in for his court day. Well
what happened, Well, we was real backed up at the
body shop that week. Debor told old Twitch he'd go
take care of his business down at the courthouse, but
when he got back, he had to stay till he
got all the work caught up. As a sold out
(28:01):
crowd in the courtroom that day, they's just full of
dope heads and shop lifters and cars. That's always a
regular dumb crooked news. Well, Twitch sat there thinking about
all them job's piling up works, kept getting madder and
mattered the longer he sat. Finally, he just stood up
and says, excuse me, judge, are we getting any words
close to my name? I just come down here to
plead guilty. I ain't one of these unemployed idiots. I
(28:24):
got a job to get back to. Can't y'all move
this mess along? Ain't faster as you can imagine? That
one over like a fart and a diving hel Judge
slams a little hammer down on the bench, says, sir,
your name will be called when it's time to hear
your case. And for your rude interruption, I'm gonna find
you one hundred dollars for contempt of court. Oh man
(28:46):
sold Twitch reaches in the pocket of his breeches and
pulls out his wallet. Judge looks down and says, sir,
you don't have to pay the one hundred dollars right now.
Twitsch says, I ain't. I'm just looking to see if
I got enough here for two more words. Let me
guess he ended up going for about seven, and none
of them, your honor, I got around here mean the
(29:10):
i Q twins and go to work. You're gonna say
later on, Yeah, well, well you telling him? I said,
you know what you mean? Y'all came straight up her.
Speaker 6 (29:22):
Chuck Boy and Billy, all right, listen up.
Speaker 9 (29:27):
I hate rednecks.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
You people are rednecks.
Speaker 16 (29:31):
Good morning, rad yelled dumb right, Good morning, it's all
(30:02):
make showing the radio.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Summer's almost here, es. It's the end of spring, which
means it must be a sell. Going on to JD's.
Speaker 17 (30:13):
Aunty friends, I know it's been a while, but we's
back and still open for business. And I know what
you're thinking. Old JD's cut he's advertising budget due to
these hard economic times. And the last thing you want
to do is keep your name out of the spotlight
and make folks forget about you. No, sir, dude, I
just ain't have the money due to the rising cost
of semi professional lap dances.
Speaker 6 (30:31):
As right, friends, old JD.
Speaker 17 (30:33):
Is packing right here at JD's twenty four hour drive
through pontagon I know parts pharmaceutical, adult gift bait, and
tackle discount cigarette alot. We've been making more cuts than
a season director during a Nick Naughty movie.
Speaker 5 (30:42):
You're gonna put me in jail. They're gonna put me
in jail.
Speaker 17 (30:45):
And what's better, we passed the minute portion of the
savings onto you. And unless you've been living with a
fat girl in a single lad with no TV and radio,
you first know that it's been the worst years for
individual prosperities since that fella what come up with New
Cook when I was a little feller. So, friends, if
you want to savings, we can stretch you dollar further
than a pair of Oprah Winfrey's panties from nineteen eighty four.
(31:06):
And now those the knights are starting to heat up
here in the South. How about a fourteen ninety nine
cell and all the stuff we got to stimulate your
package with the efficiency of a steady dot of being
of sausages and Raymond noodles. We got moonshine, dirty bucks,
all changes, back braces, dynamite rats, shot Tuptop's basoline, tackle boxes,
off brand full flavor cigarettes, and a complete selection of
artificial smallmouth wars designed by Howard the Town Drunk made
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out of old aluminum liquor bottle cats and guaranteed to
pull in a buttload or your money back. And friends,
stop by any JD's location starting May the first, with
your old lady to JD's drive in. That's right, friends,
choose from movie classics with high fidelity AM sounds straight
to them crappy speakers, and you pick ups radio that
just beyond the door of what that dirty girl comes
out of Smoky in the bandit uncensored, and convoy with
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that gearty feller what used to sing in the early eighties.
Speaker 14 (31:51):
By the time we got into Tulsa Town, we had
eighty five trucks in all. But there's a road blocked
up on the clue leaf and them bears was wall
to wall.
Speaker 17 (32:00):
Friends, JD's is still looking for business in ninety four locations.
In thirty seven States with the accession of Massachusetts where
they're marrying all them mud bunnies and whatnot.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Yes, we got it tolerated.
Speaker 17 (32:09):
And you know that's right right here at JD's twenty
four hour drive through Ponteglaudo Quarts Pharmaceutical don't get.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Back and tackle discount cigarette.
Speaker 17 (32:15):
All income is at our new location in bow Legs, Oklahoma,
just off Highway to seventy next to Big Owl's Horse
Tack and Dead Chicken Pet Cemetery.
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the info you need. Hang on, win you some right
now on track with Doug Rice. Good morning, mister Rice,
How are you today?
Speaker 9 (35:05):
Good morning Fantastic got back from the Left Coast okay
after watching him race out at Sonoma and the PRN
crew will head back out next week when we head
up to New England, New Hampshire. One of my favorite stops.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Nice good and well let's see what you think about
Iowa in a little bit. But let's say, hey, and
way to go to the number five card. Kyle Larson
puts his Chevrolet in the winter circle for the third
time this year.
Speaker 9 (35:34):
You know, a special win though, thinking about all the
turmoil and the drama that he went through between the
Indie Charlotte, this NASCAR going to give him a waiver
and then he goes out to the road course and wins,
and it's like, you know, okay, then I approved my point.
I've won three races now probably gonna win the championship,
so all is well. He looks he is so smooth
(35:58):
on the race track. He is such an excellent driver,
and they played a great strategy. They had fresh tires
later in the race than everybody else did, and it
was kind of the fate of complete that he was
probably going to pass everybody and win.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
That is something, man, it is just something about him.
That's what everybody says. It really knows that he can drive.
I mean, that's why he was doing. Indian had a
chance to win.
Speaker 9 (36:23):
Absolutely, John Boy, he's a difference maker. There's lots of
really good race car drivers that are talented, but I
think he's the guy that you can put in that
you notice right off the bat. He makes a difference.
He makes any car he gets in go faster and
look better. And he's just one of those rare individuals.
(36:44):
I don't like that phrase generational talent, but if you're
going to use it, it applies to him.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
And looking at the TV ratings, say they were up
for Fox.
Speaker 9 (36:55):
Fox was up overall for their share of the year,
and that's good because you know everything that you base
your rates on is based on the ratings, and they
would have been better had Daytona not been pushed to Monday.
That really hurts because that probably cuts your Daytona five
hundred audience, which is your biggest audience of the year
(37:15):
and half. So if they had had a smooth Daytona,
they would have really I think blown it out. But
they're very happy. Any game in TV ratings is positive.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Right, So how many more races does Fox have before
things switch over to NBA.
Speaker 9 (37:31):
They will switch over this coming weekend when we go
to Iowa. Fox has done for the year, They've signed
off and they will They've also gotten out of the
Infinity racing business. They will have no more Infinity races
this year.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Okay, so yeah, NBC starts with Island. Then we're talking
about up to New Hampshire and Nashville.
Speaker 9 (37:53):
And then Nashville after that. So nice little stretch here,
and then you'll get to a point where there will
be a two week ra I know, no racing for
two weeks because they don't want to compete head to
head with the Olympics. I mean that just that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
That's right, that's right. And Doug, we know you're on
your victory lap tour for your career and you have
been involved at Indianapolis Motor Speedway a lot calling races.
Will you be a part of that in the Brickyard
four hundred before.
Speaker 9 (38:24):
The part of the Brickyard four hundred this year coming up?
And I'm really happy because they're going back to the
oval and getting off of the road course there. So
I think that's how it should have been all along.
But people complained about the racing, so they took it
away for a couple of years, and it's like everything else, Well,
we didn't really not like it that much, you know,
(38:44):
so now they get it back. I think it's the
ultimate bait and switch pulled off by Roger Penske and
the folks at Indy Okay, and.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
What update on the squabble of the charters.
Speaker 9 (38:55):
Well, nascars come back with a counter proposal to the
team owners saying we can't guarantee you a permanent charter,
that that's not how our business is based. If you
buy a charter, we can't say that you're going to
own that in perpetuity. We can say you'll own that
(39:16):
for seven years. And hey, there's the rub because the
team owners are going like, we're paying thirty million for this,
and we can't be guaranteed that it's not ours till
we don't want it. And NASCAR said, no, we're not
going to guarantee that. And they've even thrown in, hey,
we might buy our own charters. So you could essentially
(39:39):
be racing against the house. If NASCAR decided, well, we're
going to buy three charters and race teams, you would
be in a NASCAR race racing against NASCAR.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Now not unheard of.
Speaker 9 (39:52):
They do it in IndyCar. Roger Penske owns teams and
he owns the series. But for this that's a big
sticking point no and j.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Just if they would happen, you don't think NASCAR fans
would talk about.
Speaker 9 (40:07):
They're already squawking. Yeah, proposal, this is I feel I
hope it doesn't, but it feels like it's going to
get more contentious before it gets settled.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Wow, all right, buddy, Okay, off to Iowa. Who are
we looking at this weekend? Doug?
Speaker 17 (40:23):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (40:24):
You know short track seven eighths of a mile. Joey
Logano ran really well at North Wilkesburg, but they also
had nine thousand or nine hundred laps of practice that
other teams didn't get. So I'm gonna I'm gonna go
with Ryan Blaney this weekend. Let's just pull his name
out see what he can do.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
All right, good deal, buddy. Well, thank you, Doug. Have
a great weekend. Rest up for you and you answer
my boy. We'll do take care all right, man, All
y'all will let's play Aye beat the Blonde game. We
all ready to go one eight hundred big show, Tater's
lifelong charter. Okay, come on, you all enjoy it with us,
one eight hundred big show. As I say, we're going
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