June 27, 2024 • 44 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the Pride
of the Red States, John Boyn Billy right here on
the Big Show. Some enchanted morning. You may hear the
Big Show? Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Talking?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Dooloo up? And I don't say good morning to Thursday,
June twenty seventh, the twenty sixt week, one hundred and
seventy ninth day of twenty twenty four, one hundred and
eighty seven days left until the year twenty twenty five.
Not quite halfway here. We are halfway to Christmas, as
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we learn. Yep. This week when we had Leon Day,
Yeah nohe el spelled backwards.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
All right, Well let's see what's special about this Thursday morning,
June twenty seven. It's National Onion Day. I love onions
like a hundred National Orange Blossom Day. Yeah, man, I've
been I've been listening to that from Charlie Charlie Daniels
Orange Blossoms, especially when they did that in concert Live
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to Do Man, that's good stuff. National Handshake Day, Oh
Rayford was right. Yeah, I'd rather not thank you National
HIV Testing Day. So there's National Sunglasses Day. I mean
favor that National PTSD Awareness Day. How about that? Yeah,
(02:11):
to be aware of that stuff. I mean you know
that's I said. They used to go Wow, was just
watching special about that? Well, God come back. And that
they used to battle fatigue. Oh, sure is what they
used to call it, shell shot shell shot battle fatigue.
That's wild. All right? So you wear that National ice
Cream Cake Day, love it? Yeah, favorite kind of cake.
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Now you can't hide money. National bomb Pop Day, Red
White and blue parp sole remember those, Yeah, the ones
that you better not run with in your mouth. That's it,
all right. Well, it's a lot of days to have that.
And we got three dates in history saved up. We
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got our first prize. Back out and say we can't
get that winning Begin and wake up BEG Shows on
the radio. Good morning, Big Shows on the radio for
you Thursday morning. First prize pack one hundred and twenty
dollars worth of bulls not Cleaning products made in the USA.
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America or Big Show dot Com or listen right here.
This will be the easiest thing since you are they listening?
I wish pillars was here. I'm glad he's not. Say
eighteen forty eight the Broadway Theater in New York City,
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he becomes the first to offer an air condition theater. Yeah,
say no, pillars will come in handy him. He's been
doing them on stage musicals and plays, and you know,
I don't know what the doll sweating. Yeah, he wasn't
always as big you think. Move up to five. A
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twenty seven year old man was charged with public intoxication
and disorderly conduct at a grocery store in Devil's Lake,
North Dakota. The drunken man had been driving one of
the stores electric powered shopping carts around when he suddenly
began chasing and running over other shoppers. Well, once you
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get them dialed in, you know, and you get the
feel of it, you know, Okay, what's next? I think
he went and put his head in the freezer. When
cops arrived, the man led them on a brief but
colorful chase that ended when he turned too fast and
tipped over the cart. You know, there's got to be
video on the internet. I gotta find that. Oh five,
(04:39):
he said, be huh I'll see if you can. All right. Finally,
twenty seventeen, Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook had reached two
billion monthly users and he would now try to start
influencing elections.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Go down.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
He'll pay you good money out here. So see you
like that Biden's sport. All right, So we're ready now,
but one eight hundred Big show you told free live.
Come on we play out Birds next. Good morning, it's
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a big show on the radio running to your Thursday,
June twenty seventh. Check out the featured track from the
Big Show bit Box today.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
Think Randy still don't keep on the Caitland trained Yes,
Reverend Billy Rack Collins checks in on Caitlan.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
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dot Com.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Outburst. Let's play Outburst. It's the game that anyone can win,
John Boy and Billy. We give the prizes from the
big prize being Let's go contested number one. This should
really be a lot of fun when you're playing Outburst.
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Have a hurry up and guest time you have the
best time.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
You have a big shot.
Speaker 7 (06:34):
Hey William from Bellington, West Virginius, We have shots.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Come on in here, wether good morning.
Speaker 8 (06:48):
Buddy, I'm here with young boy.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Hey man, we here there. Everything all right and wild
wonderful West Virginia this morning.
Speaker 8 (07:01):
Oh yeah, good good, All.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Right, buddy, you calm down here. Let's get you through
these three categories and we'll send you up one hundred
and twenty dollars worth of bull snot cleaning products. What
about that?
Speaker 8 (07:15):
It sounds great.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Five seconds. Give us three places that have air conditioning,
ready to go.
Speaker 8 (07:23):
The mall, theater and restaurant.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
It's a stick my head. And Bill Cook's Country Stores freezer.
All right, that's my life. There's probably more to this story,
but we don't care. That's a kid. It was hot. Okay,
I'm sorry it pops in my head. I gotta tell
William I thought he might be interested. All right, well,
here we go, buddy. Give us three things you see
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in a grocery store, ready.
Speaker 8 (07:51):
Go, food, milk, and bread.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Oh my, once you pick up in case of a blizzard.
You know it was snowing one time. Boy, you put
your head in it for the wind. William h Well,
he's warming up to three platforms that have users. Ready go, Facebook, text,
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and YouTube. Now you are good job. You got well
smart headed your way.
Speaker 8 (08:25):
You give a shout out.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Oh yes, sir, go ahead.
Speaker 8 (08:27):
I'd like to give a shout out to all of
us independent and oil dealers.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Independent what kind of dealers?
Speaker 8 (08:35):
Ams oil? It's one hundred percent synthetic man made oils
and mubigrants right. No, if it moves, there's a part
for it or a product for it.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
All right, nice, let's I got out there. Let's trade
off some price packages.
Speaker 8 (08:52):
We might can do that a wave.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
You hang on, buddy, Gonna put my best man on you.
By the way, the hours on top of your news
right on the other side, would like to pick up
on time capsule the first thing on Thursday morning, California
and coming up. This is the award winning Joh Boy
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and Billy Big Show, the South's number one export. He listen,
did this music? It must be time for something. I
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can't argue with you there, Thanks the Captain Jean Jeene
ingle Is other job is an inner Coastal realty corporation
down the beach. See if y'all heard these, always look
back at the past year for the Darwin Awards. Well
first one the winner is that some anthis husband left
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the Derwood Award.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Derwood Well when his thirty eight caliber revolver failed to
fire at his intended victim during a hold up in
Long Beach, California, would be Robert James Elliott did something
that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel
and tried the trigger again, and this time it worked.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Yeah. Now we have some honorable mentions. For twenty ten,
the chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger
in a meat cutting machine, and, after a little shopping around,
submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company, expecting negligence,
sent out one of its men to have a look
for himself. He tried the machine and also lost a finger.
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The chef's claim was approved. A man who shoveled snow
for an hour to clear a space for his car
during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to
find a woman had taken a space. Understandably, he shot her.
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After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a zimbabwe
and bus driver found that the twenty mental patients he
was supposed to be transporting had escaped, and, not wanting
to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby
bus stop and offered everybody waiting there a free ride.
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He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling
the staff that the patient were very excitable and prone
to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for three days.
Oh Man, an American teenager, was in a hospital recovering
from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When
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asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police
that he was simply trying to see how close he
could get his head to a moving train before he
was hit, and now he knows no doubt. Brilliant man
walked into a Louisiana circle k, put a twenty dollar
bill on the counter and asked for change. When the
clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun
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and asked for all the cash in the register, which
the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from
the clerk and fled, leaving the twenty dollars bill on
the counter. The total amount of cash he got from
the drawer fifteen dollars. Now, if somebody points a gun
at you and gives you money is a crime committed?
You were gonna wow. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some
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beer pretty badly. He decided that it just throw a
cinder block through a liquor store window, grabbed some booze
and run. So he lifted the cinder block heaved it
over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced
back and hit the would be thief on the head,
knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of plexiglass.
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As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store,
a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called
nine to one one immediately and the woman was able
to give them with a tail description of the snatcher. Within minutes,
the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in a
car drove back to the store. The thief was then
taken out of the car and told to stand there
for a positive ID, to which he replied, yes, officer,
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that's her, that's the lady. I stole the person.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
The ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man
walked into a burger king and had he been OUNCEDID
Michigan Town Planning Hippsilanni epsilantic Ensilana, Michigan. At five am
SOEs Inn, a burger king flashed a gun and demanded cash.
The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't
open the cash register without a food order. Well that
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the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't
available for breakfast, so the man got frustrated and walked away.
And finally, when a man attempted to siphon gas from
a motor home parked on the Seattle Street by sucking
on a hose, he got much more than he bargained for.
Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick
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man curled up next to a motorhome near spilled sewage.
Police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to
steal gasoline, but he plugged his siphoned hose into the
motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the
vehicle declined to press charges, saying that was the best
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laugh he had ever had.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
So there's some oh what mad last in it?
Speaker 1 (15:06):
All right, We'll see somebody does something stupid this year,
and we'll let you know.
Speaker 9 (15:12):
John William Dilly, what you just said is one of
the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At
no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even
close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened
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to it. I award you no points, and may God
have mercy on your soul.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Morning radio, done.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Right, Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Let's turn it all over to mister Rubar. Thank you,
gimme the beat.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Hello, boys and girls, this is mister Rubar, the headmaster
of Carpool University. For those of you that farted around
in class all year, welcome to Carpool You summer school. Well,
we do what we can to keep you from turning
into a mouth breathing moron between now the beginning of
fall semester. Well, since the fourth of July is right
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around the corner, today's topic is a quick refresher course
in American history. Let me preach about it. July fourth
is Independence Day. A long time ago, America was run
by a country called England. But one day a bunch
of Americans got tired of that crap and fall the
war against England to win our freedom. Just think if
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those brave early Americans hadn't decided to stand up and fight,
today would all still be speaking English.
Speaker 10 (17:12):
There were a.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Lot of different In the alerty years of America, there
were yes, okay, I'm along with it. Black people had
to work really hard without getting paid. It was called slavery,
and it was a very bad thing. But President Abraham
Lincoln put an end to slavery. Now it's against the
law to make somebody work without getting paid, although a
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part time shift at McDonald's comes pretty close. In the
middle of the twentieth century, America fought a big war
against the Germans and the Japanese, who said they were
going to take over America. But after we won the war,
the only part of America the Germans and the Japanese
were able to take over was the car business. One
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of the most important things in America is education. We
make sure everybody had a chance to go to school.
Some of the smartest people in the world have been Americans,
great writers, scientists, and lots of inventors. Americans invented stuff
like the light bulb and the telephone and the airplane.
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Then somebody invented TV and America started getting stupider again. Today,
America is still the land of freedom, but we're not perfect.
There are still things we could do a lot better,
like getting along with people who are a different color
than us, and helping everybody find a good job, and
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making the NFL quit acting like it's our fault when
one of their football players hits a girl. But America
is the land of the Free, where we can say
whatever we want until we say the wrong thing and
have to close our Twitter account, where we can get
on a TV show even if we don't have any talent,
and if we're not as successful as we want, we
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can change our name to Caitlin and start all over again. Yes,
this is America, where the men are men and sometimes
so are the women. There's a lot more to the
story of America. But since this is summer school and
I don't really want to be here any more.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Than you do, let's knock all for the rest of
the day.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
You can learn a lot more about America thanks to
another great thing we invented YouTube. When you finish learning stuff,
you can also use it to watch cats play the
piano and fat guys get hitting the nuggets. Just two
more of the great things about this great country. And
that's it for carpool you summer school until next time.
(19:44):
This is mister Rhubarb saying this is mister rhubarb. Happy
Independence Day, God bless America and quit ruining my life.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Good morning is.
Speaker 11 (19:58):
A fixed older ready hell yo, blimdsay premise here when
I'm on this side of the pond, I get my
daily dose of culture and edification every morning from these
two delightful lads, John Boy and Billy right here on
the Big Show. You know, I hate to break it
to you, boys, but where I come from, you're all Yankees.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Who will?
Speaker 4 (20:20):
I thought it was funny.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Hm, wow, good morning, and it's a big shawna radio
(20:59):
hey man coming up. Yeah, it's just a couple of
minutes winter new shoe.
Speaker 8 (21:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (21:06):
I can't read a right to the comedian now.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
H I figured out. Let me tell you about the
prize pack that we gonna play for John Boydgevity. That'll
be some quality useful ton okay, hat, t shirt, tumbler
and a twenty five dollars gas card from Lord Tigers.
Lord Tigers and motorcycle lawyers who ride representing injured riders.
Over two decades with Lord Tigers, he never ride alone.
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Go to Lowtigers dot com or you can click on
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win it all in minutes. The Big Show rolls on
Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio. Play for that
Lord Tiger's prize pack just told you about him. The
second on John Boydjevity. But first the celebration continues. What
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a Tennessee volunteers, y'all listening to the Big Show, the
number one morning show in Knoxville. Good to have you,
man been pulling for you. We got Bob Eyebock on
the line right now. You guys are gonna wanna listen
to this. Hey Bob, good morning. Before I turn you loose, buddy,
and once you got for these Tennessee fans, just want
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to tell you, Buddy Hansen has retired from the shows
in Saint Louis and Saint Louis Sports Hall of Fame.
He the father of coach Tony for Tennessee. Was in
his wedding, was there with him when Hanson was inducted
into the Saint Louis Sports Hall of Fame. He's known
Tony to coach all his life and just going back
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and forth watching that game with Hansen just brought me
in more personal than ever. I mean, I'm a Tennessee fan.
They used to work in Knoxville. But just to see
those guys and what they did was just unbelievable. Buddy,
and I'm glad we got you to celebrate with that
this morning. Keeping it going well.
Speaker 12 (22:50):
Listen, it's always a pleasure to be with you, John
Boy and Billy. You know, I was thinking I was
coming on here. There was a guy named of mister
Peyton who played football Tennessee and when he would go
up to the Liner scrimmage, many times he would yell out, Omaha, Omaha, Omaha.
Well guess what. Omaha was the stage that was set
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for Tennessee winning their first ever baseball championship in the
school's history. And I couldn't thought of a better connection there.
You know, you got to go back. This is going
way back, even past your birthday eighteen ninety seven. That's
when Tennessee baseball was first established. They had never ever
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won a championship, a national championship in baseball history, and
now they have it. When they won the College World
Series out in Omaha in three games, they came back
after losing that first game, they won the last two
games against Texas A and M. And now they are
the College World Series champions and We've got something that
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I think any volunteers fan is going to want to get,
and these are priceless. They are very very very reasonable,
and it's going to help raise moneys for the Make
a Wish Foundation of East Tennessee. I'll give out that
phone number and website in just a moment. But there's
only two and twenty four of these baseballs that come
in a beautiful display case with a gold base. They're
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forty nine dollars and ninety five cents each. You'll get
a numbered certificate of authenticity and the portion of every
baseball that we sell will go to the Make a
Wish Foundation of East Tennessee and help out Make a
Wish kids who have life threatening medical conditions. Now which
you'll get on the various panels of these baseball you'll
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have the Tennessee official logo, another one, another panel that
says twenty and twenty four national champions along with the
Tennessee logo. Then we have the Lindsey Nelson Stadium Facts
that's where they play their home games. We have another
panel which has a Season to Remember, which will list
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all the victories that they got out into College World
Series out in Omaha. So you get all that on
this beautiful football. It is stunning. I got a chance
to see a prototype of it today and it'll be
sent to you. Again. It's only forty nine dollars and
ninety five cents. But I do want to caution people
these will go fast because the price is low and
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the amount of baseballs that we're producing is low, only
two thousand and twenty four. So here's how you can
go ahead and get them. John Boynbelly toll free number
is one eight hundred three four five two eight six eight.
Again that's one eight hundred three four five twenty eight
sixty eight. Or go right to the website nicosports dot com,
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nikcosports dot com. That's nikcosports dot com. Or one eight
hundred three four five twenty eight sixty eight. Get yourself something.
You put it up on your shelf at home or
in your trophy case. I guarantee people will walk in
say wow, where did you get that baseball? And I
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should also point out for Tennessee fans. I checked with
Nico Sports and just before coming on today, they we
did a nineteen ninety eight anniversary football for the volunteers
to commemorate their big season back there when they were
number one. We've got only fifty of those footballs left
and AOL priced also at one nineteen ninety five. So
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you're gonna want to maybe if you still are a
volunteers football fan, maybe you want to get one of
both the baseball or the football by calling that number.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
That'll workout baseball once again on the fourty nine nine
five twenty twenty four may display case. Ready to go. Man,
it looks awesome. You gotta get one. We got it
set up too. When you go to the Big Show
dot Com click on that Nico Sports Matter, It'll take
you right to the website as well. Good stuff, Bob.
We appreciate you, buddy. Can't wait to talk.
Speaker 8 (27:01):
To you again.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Man.
Speaker 12 (27:03):
Okay, you have a great day and a really good
weekend coming up. Guys.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
All right, buddy, thanks so much. That goes Bob Niko
sports Man. This is awesome, y'all. We got it set up.
Go right to the Big Show dot Com click on now.
Like Bob said, is going to sell out real quick.
All right, Dan, Well, let's play us some john Boy Jeopardy.
Let's review yesterday's question. We found out on the average
every two hours somebody somewhere in America files a lawsuit
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against this well known US company, Walmart Wall Walmart, Walmart
Day Today's John Boy Jeopardy. In nineteen thirty eight, before
offering to sell this product in a multi pack, manufacturers
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conducted a study to determine the maximum quantity a woman
could safely carry with one hand. Bier fun. What's y'all? Guy?
What eight undred? Big show you told? Free line? Come on,
we play John Board Jeopardy next. Good Morning, It's a
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big show on the radio, Rolling through your Thursday, June
twenty seventh, got today's feature track from the Big Show.
Bit Boxes Reverend Billy Rack Collins chiming in on Caitlan
Caitland gender, sirch for keywords Collins gender? Can he hit
the bit box at the Big Show? Dot com there
right now? Let's play yes live across America. It's Tomboy Jeopardy.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
And now a man who says he's heard what some
women can safely carry in one hand?
Speaker 3 (29:04):
And if it's true, don't ever ask to look inside
her purse. He's John Boy. That tag out I had.
Paul out of Lake martin Alabama, Good morning, Paul, Good morning, Hey, buddy, welcome.
All right, Paul, you got the first shot, and John
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boys every this morning. Y'all right, I'm so far so
good man. How about you, my good man? All right,
so you can change it any moment, that's right. All right, Well,
let's capture the good part right here.
Speaker 13 (29:38):
Paul.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
In nineteen thirty eight, before offering to sell this product
in a multi pack, manufacturers conducted a study to determine
the maximum quantity a woman could safely carry with one hand.
We're talking about Paul, God, dang.
Speaker 14 (29:54):
You got to ask him about what women do. I
don't know, man, I have no clue, but i'most say diapers.
I'm probably.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
Well, let's say, is it diapers? No, you're right, you're wrong.
I know I don't know what they ca Alright, when
you keep listening, then you're gonna be something.
Speaker 13 (30:15):
Man.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
I should have got that, all right, Paul, cheer up there, buddy,
have a great day, man.
Speaker 14 (30:20):
Thank you so much, man, every day.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Oh, thank you. Man. I can tell he's one up.
It's make Martin al ma'am had the boy. All right,
let's go over to Trenton, Georgia. It's Donnie. Good morning, Donnie, good,
good morning. Hey man, we're all good right in the
middle of John Boy Jeopardy, and here you are on
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the big show, ready to play. What about it?
Speaker 14 (30:45):
I'm ready to go.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
All right, Well, we know it's not diapers.
Speaker 14 (30:49):
I got for you, though.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Okay, what you got on your.
Speaker 14 (30:53):
First time call? All right? I don't want to out
of that call. I just want to tell all my kids,
my grandkids, all everybody. I love them and you are
the best. I love you.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Oh, Donnie, Oh, you said you didn't want to I'm sorry,
get over there. He also said you didn't want to do
a shout out. Well, here you go, buddy. All leading
up to this the maximum kanity a woman could carry
with one hand. What are we looking for, Donnie?
Speaker 14 (31:29):
Well, I hate to say this. My preacher is probably
gonna kill me, but it's gotta be a six pack
of beer because I worked for Anheuser Bush for several years.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Uh huh, okay, so let's see. Is it six pack
of beer? I believe you preacher beer?
Speaker 5 (31:53):
All right?
Speaker 3 (31:53):
Yeah, Donnie, good work, buddy. We're sending you the big
old load Tiger's prize pack down written.
Speaker 14 (32:02):
I love you, guys. I, like I said, I want
to just give a shout out. So my mom, especially
she's eighty seven years old, my kids, my wife, my
wife's my best friend and my mom and my daughter
is meaner than any of my all right.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
And you mean daughter?
Speaker 10 (32:23):
All Right?
Speaker 5 (32:28):
I love you, buddy. You hang on, gotta go Bottomny hour,
top of you on you.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
Going on on on the side, right on the top
ten list, Kids Say Kids Camp, hang On? Good Morning?
(33:23):
Isabegs on the radio? Well given up on tamor Taman
news movies this summer who looks like they're starting to
roll out the blockbusters?
Speaker 15 (33:32):
Revco Embassy presents the most terrifying motion picture in the
history of film. It's got teenagers, it's got a slumber party,
it's got a summer camp. It's got a holiday theme.
That of course, it's got an axe murderer, the teenage
slumber Party, Summer Camp Holiday axe Murders. Because you'll go
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see pretty much anything the teenage slumber Party, Summer Camp
Holiday axe Murders.
Speaker 10 (34:02):
Rated are.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
Good morning, I got a big sew on the radio.
Glad you with us? Here we go now an entry
until the Diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
Dear Diary, this is Gary.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
They called me miss Abuse.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
I can dig it.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Well, Diary.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
This is a slow ass time in Hollywood. All the
big movies are shooting in Georgia because they can't afford
to shoot here. The small gets thicker than the Sally
Fields glasses, and it's so hot. All the hookers are
drawing more flies than the dumpster. It's time some of
this stepped up to make things interesting in HollyHood. Though,
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I came up with something short to turn some heads.
The Gary Buse the first annual SAG Awards. We need
a distraction, l's camera action. I got plenty of brag on.
We're about to get our sagal no bizzel like show bizel.
Who can't be topic ghizzle.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
Diary.
Speaker 4 (35:27):
This is something I've had bouncing around the old abuse
in noodle for a while.
Speaker 12 (35:31):
Now.
Speaker 4 (35:32):
See this ain't the Screen Actors Guild SAG Awards. This
here is the sexy ass Grandma SAG Award. It's pretty
well known at once you hit your expiration date in Tinseltown,
they run you off like p Diddy in a daycare. Well,
excuse me, you dippy hollywoke jack holes. You is missing
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out on some womdigious womanhoods always a winner. Never allude.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
It's smoking hot Hoochi Granny Palooza, yaw.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
Crazy Frankie and I rented out the Big Old Nights
of Columbus Hall in Burbank. See I wanted to join.
That would hold a buttload of folks just dying for
a little peekaboob of the good old days. And your
boy Garret did not disappoint. Listen to this prestigious list
of award winners Diary. Miss Jennie McCarthy won the Motorboat
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Award because you know she was awarded the trophy by
Pam Anderson. Seeing them two on stage is a real
dual outboard. Taking home the nice trophy of if she smokes,
she Pokes was Jamie Lee Curtis. She might as well
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wear a shirt that said open for Business. The International
Saga Award went to Sarah Douglas. She's at evil heifer
that wrote Shotgun with General Zod in that first Superman movie.
I'd like to get trapped in her forbidden zone.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Yea yea yea ye ya.
Speaker 13 (37:03):
Ya yea ye yea yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
Hey dumb, that loser General Zod. Come on show Gary
that smoking bod. Do you see Lovin will give you
a lift. Don't care about the mileage, just how snug
it shifts automotive preferences.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
Woo yeah, missus.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
Kurt Russell Goldie Hawn won the flat but still fine Award.
You can see why old Kurt ain't kicked her to
the curve. Then gell his age like fine saddle leather.
Morgan Fairchild walked away with the eighth age the damn
Day award.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Damn.
Speaker 4 (37:40):
Let's make some beautiful music, Morgan. I'll play piano, you
play the organ.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Ya hy ya yea yea yeah yah yah yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
The Tea and strump and Award for Best English Skeezer
goes to Helen Mirren. Standing on her head or flat
on her back. You just can't beat that gravity DeFi and.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
Rack ah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:59):
Receiving the staff, but you went for the b Arthur
so ugly She's Hot award went to Ellen Barkin. This
is the kind of gall paper bags was made for marking.
Ain't just your name? Is what she looks like she
should be doing? Loose wait, not the truth, lord, I'm sorry.
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And the Grand Prize Miss sag Award goes to Envelope
Please Susan Sarandon get it. Probably should have worn a
bram ar Off when he's younger. The night was a
huge success. Probably would have been better if the prize
winner showed up. That's okay, Me and Crazy Frankie are
going to deliver door to door and that they show
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up next time. Well, Darry, I gotta ski daddle, I
gotta drop off shares. Botox Avendro Award comes with an
earl ship against certificate for a new top car. Do
you you will believe in life after lovell until next time?
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Diary X's and O's Gary Sexy when I'm nasty.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
That morny y'all Big shows on your radio.
Speaker 16 (39:20):
Hello you perky early risers. Here's just the thing to
wake you up and get your blood pumping. The John
Boy and Billy Big Show. Why, before you know it,
you'll be bouncing off the walls just like me.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
Ooh whah ooh uh oh see what I.
Speaker 17 (39:49):
Mean morning Now he's just wearing his clothes.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
Big Joe is on the radio. Are you though.
Speaker 10 (40:35):
That radio?
Speaker 3 (40:35):
Say you don't give it away by fixing me like
super fly?
Speaker 2 (40:40):
Yep?
Speaker 3 (40:41):
Mong coke with fur around the collar. Yeah, a little
hoto Hey, Mint's aware my man dog Rise review New
Hampshire Boys racing in Nashville this weekend. All right, right now, Yeah,
let's do a quick call over the Red Hot talas
see who's on the desk?
Speaker 10 (41:01):
Oh tell the corporated?
Speaker 3 (41:03):
Is this mister Pesto? No, this is John Boynbelly here.
Speaker 10 (41:07):
Will excuse me while I boogoloo.
Speaker 3 (41:11):
You're not really the happy talk kind of secretary, are you?
Speaker 10 (41:15):
See how much time that saves us?
Speaker 3 (41:17):
You know we dont to murray.
Speaker 10 (41:19):
You know, I would love that because if you're talking
to him, you're not talking to me. Hold on, hey, Mary,
jim Boy Bobby on two Tule already told him you
were in hot tease me?
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Could you thank you?
Speaker 13 (41:34):
Hello? Jembo love you mean it? Yeah, hey babe, just
cleaning out the archives aka the storage shed behind the building,
and I made a very interesting discovery. Remember those Jimbo
and Bobby custom golf clubs we produced a while back.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
Wow, backman, that was years ago. You actually found some
of the clubs.
Speaker 13 (41:55):
None of the clubs, just a big box full of
the custom club head covers, you know, the one with
the weird looking Jimbo and Bobby Voodoo doll heads.
Speaker 3 (42:04):
Did we order more head covers and gloves?
Speaker 13 (42:07):
No, As I recall, people kept returning the two headed
covers because they thought they were I believe they put
it defective, or as one buy a put it. The
people at my driving range find this cover off putting
and borderline just sturbing. I get where they're coming from, too.
You and Bobby are like some kind of third string muppets.
They got pulled from the lineup because they were freaking
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out all the kids on Sesame Street.
Speaker 3 (42:30):
All right, it's not our best looking.
Speaker 13 (42:33):
Souvenir ever, No, indeed, But I think I've got an
idea that could actually get them to sell. Picture this.
We repackage them as Jimbo and Bobby's Mutant Beanie Baby
from the Island of Mysfic.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
Toy Mutant Beanie Babies.
Speaker 13 (42:49):
Sure they might not fly off the shelves in the
middle of summer, but it could be a hot item
in October in the spirit Halloween stores. I'm telling all
those scary yod decorations.
Speaker 3 (42:58):
How do we get it? They're weird looking.
Speaker 13 (43:00):
Well, then let's move on to surprise number two. I
also found a factory seal case of Jimbo and Bobby
pocket rocket, the.
Speaker 3 (43:09):
Little pocket sized sausages and the plastic bounds like a piggle.
Speaker 13 (43:13):
The box says, perfect for a quick snack on the go.
You know, I think I can move these too.
Speaker 3 (43:19):
Murder's no way those things are still edible.
Speaker 13 (43:22):
I'm not talking about edible. I say we rebrandom is
Jimbo and Bobby Potato cannon stink load, the ultimate weapon
for your drunken summertime late.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
Party sells gross.
Speaker 13 (43:34):
Now you're getting it.
Speaker 3 (43:36):
We can they'll be able. Twenty year old expired food, Well.
Speaker 13 (43:40):
Why not? The hot dog heater at seven eleven's been
doing it for years.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
You haven't those only taste twenty years old?
Speaker 13 (43:46):
Son? Do you want to liquidate some illi back inventory
because you don't. I guess you're not interested in a
headen stash of Jimbo and Bobby's butt rub Oh.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
The seasoning mixed from Big Show Foods.
Speaker 13 (44:00):
No, this is the cardon of Ben Gay from the
summer you decided you were gonna get in shape and
pull the glut about three days year.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
Well, I think we're gonna take a pass on that
one too.
Speaker 13 (44:11):
Do you want to throw any of this stuff in
on Jimbo's Weekly. Why in the world would he save
this giveaway?
Speaker 3 (44:18):
I think all the stuff you're talking about probably needs
to go from the storage shed straight to the dumpster.
Speaker 13 (44:23):
Suit yourself. It's gonna take me most of the day
to move all this crap though, So if you change your.
Speaker 3 (44:28):
Mind out loud now, we're gonna change our minds.
Speaker 13 (44:31):
Fine, Fine, we could be missing some unique profit opportunities,
but whatever, let's do the lunch thing later. Have you
a machine called by a machine? And get my love
to Bobby that's barely him too, And Jimbo, what callby
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the Pride
of the Red States, John Boyn Billy right here on
the Big Show. Some enchanted morning. You may hear the
Big Show? Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Talking?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Dooloo up? And I don't say good morning to Thursday,
June twenty seventh, the twenty sixt week, one hundred and
seventy ninth day of twenty twenty four, one hundred and
eighty seven days left until the year twenty twenty five.
Not quite halfway here. We are halfway to Christmas, as
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we learn. Yep. This week when we had Leon Day,
Yeah nohe el spelled backwards.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
All right, Well let's see what's special about this Thursday morning,
June twenty seven. It's National Onion Day. I love onions
like a hundred National Orange Blossom Day. Yeah, man, I've
been I've been listening to that from Charlie Charlie Daniels
Orange Blossoms, especially when they did that in concert Live
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to Do Man, that's good stuff. National Handshake Day, Oh
Rayford was right. Yeah, I'd rather not thank you National
HIV Testing Day. So there's National Sunglasses Day. I mean
favor that National PTSD Awareness Day. How about that? Yeah,
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to be aware of that stuff. I mean you know
that's I said. They used to go Wow, was just
watching special about that? Well, God come back. And that
they used to battle fatigue. Oh, sure is what they
used to call it, shell shot shell shot battle fatigue.
That's wild. All right? So you wear that National ice
Cream Cake Day, love it? Yeah, favorite kind of cake.
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Now you can't hide money. National bomb Pop Day, Red
White and blue parp sole remember those, Yeah, the ones
that you better not run with in your mouth. That's it,
all right. Well, it's a lot of days to have that.
And we got three dates in history saved up. We
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This will be the easiest thing since you are they listening?
I wish pillars was here. I'm glad he's not. Say
eighteen forty eight the Broadway Theater in New York City,
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he becomes the first to offer an air condition theater. Yeah,
say no, pillars will come in handy him. He's been
doing them on stage musicals and plays, and you know,
I don't know what the doll sweating. Yeah, he wasn't
always as big you think. Move up to five. A
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twenty seven year old man was charged with public intoxication
and disorderly conduct at a grocery store in Devil's Lake,
North Dakota. The drunken man had been driving one of
the stores electric powered shopping carts around when he suddenly
began chasing and running over other shoppers. Well, once you
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get them dialed in, you know, and you get the
feel of it, you know, Okay, what's next? I think
he went and put his head in the freezer. When
cops arrived, the man led them on a brief but
colorful chase that ended when he turned too fast and
tipped over the cart. You know, there's got to be
video on the internet. I gotta find that. Oh five,
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he said, be huh I'll see if you can. All right. Finally,
twenty seventeen, Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook had reached two
billion monthly users and he would now try to start
influencing elections.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Go down.
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He'll pay you good money out here. So see you
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but one eight hundred Big show you told free live.
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Outburst. Let's play Outburst. It's the game that anyone can win,
John Boy and Billy. We give the prizes from the
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really be a lot of fun when you're playing Outburst.
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Come on in here, wether good morning.
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Buddy, I'm here with young boy.
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Hey man, we here there. Everything all right and wild
wonderful West Virginia this morning.
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Right, buddy, you calm down here. Let's get you through
these three categories and we'll send you up one hundred
and twenty dollars worth of bull snot cleaning products. What
about that?
Speaker 8 (07:15):
It sounds great.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Five seconds. Give us three places that have air conditioning,
ready to go.
Speaker 8 (07:23):
The mall, theater and restaurant.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
It's a stick my head. And Bill Cook's Country Stores freezer.
All right, that's my life. There's probably more to this story,
but we don't care. That's a kid. It was hot. Okay,
I'm sorry it pops in my head. I gotta tell
William I thought he might be interested. All right, well,
here we go, buddy. Give us three things you see
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in a grocery store, ready.
Speaker 8 (07:51):
Go, food, milk, and bread.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Oh my, once you pick up in case of a blizzard.
You know it was snowing one time. Boy, you put
your head in it for the wind. William h Well,
he's warming up to three platforms that have users. Ready go, Facebook, text,
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and YouTube. Now you are good job. You got well
smart headed your way.
Speaker 8 (08:25):
You give a shout out.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Oh yes, sir, go ahead.
Speaker 8 (08:27):
I'd like to give a shout out to all of
us independent and oil dealers.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Independent what kind of dealers?
Speaker 8 (08:35):
Ams oil? It's one hundred percent synthetic man made oils
and mubigrants right. No, if it moves, there's a part
for it or a product for it.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
All right, nice, let's I got out there. Let's trade
off some price packages.
Speaker 8 (08:52):
We might can do that a wave.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
You hang on, buddy, Gonna put my best man on you.
By the way, the hours on top of your news
right on the other side, would like to pick up
on time capsule the first thing on Thursday morning, California
and coming up. This is the award winning Joh Boy
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and Billy Big Show, the South's number one export. He listen,
did this music? It must be time for something. I
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can't argue with you there, Thanks the Captain Jean Jeene
ingle Is other job is an inner Coastal realty corporation
down the beach. See if y'all heard these, always look
back at the past year for the Darwin Awards. Well
first one the winner is that some anthis husband left
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the Derwood Award.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Derwood Well when his thirty eight caliber revolver failed to
fire at his intended victim during a hold up in
Long Beach, California, would be Robert James Elliott did something
that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel
and tried the trigger again, and this time it worked.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Yeah. Now we have some honorable mentions. For twenty ten,
the chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger
in a meat cutting machine, and, after a little shopping around,
submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company, expecting negligence,
sent out one of its men to have a look
for himself. He tried the machine and also lost a finger.
(11:13):
The chef's claim was approved. A man who shoveled snow
for an hour to clear a space for his car
during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to
find a woman had taken a space. Understandably, he shot her.
(11:34):
After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a zimbabwe
and bus driver found that the twenty mental patients he
was supposed to be transporting had escaped, and, not wanting
to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby
bus stop and offered everybody waiting there a free ride.
(11:55):
He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling
the staff that the patient were very excitable and prone
to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for three days.
Oh Man, an American teenager, was in a hospital recovering
from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When
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asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police
that he was simply trying to see how close he
could get his head to a moving train before he
was hit, and now he knows no doubt. Brilliant man
walked into a Louisiana circle k, put a twenty dollar
bill on the counter and asked for change. When the
clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun
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and asked for all the cash in the register, which
the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from
the clerk and fled, leaving the twenty dollars bill on
the counter. The total amount of cash he got from
the drawer fifteen dollars. Now, if somebody points a gun
at you and gives you money is a crime committed?
You were gonna wow. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some
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beer pretty badly. He decided that it just throw a
cinder block through a liquor store window, grabbed some booze
and run. So he lifted the cinder block heaved it
over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced
back and hit the would be thief on the head,
knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of plexiglass.
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As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store,
a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called
nine to one one immediately and the woman was able
to give them with a tail description of the snatcher. Within minutes,
the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in a
car drove back to the store. The thief was then
taken out of the car and told to stand there
for a positive ID, to which he replied, yes, officer,
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that's her, that's the lady. I stole the person.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
The ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man
walked into a burger king and had he been OUNCEDID
Michigan Town Planning Hippsilanni epsilantic Ensilana, Michigan. At five am
SOEs Inn, a burger king flashed a gun and demanded cash.
The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't
open the cash register without a food order. Well that
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the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't
available for breakfast, so the man got frustrated and walked away.
And finally, when a man attempted to siphon gas from
a motor home parked on the Seattle Street by sucking
on a hose, he got much more than he bargained for.
Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick
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man curled up next to a motorhome near spilled sewage.
Police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to
steal gasoline, but he plugged his siphoned hose into the
motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the
vehicle declined to press charges, saying that was the best
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laugh he had ever had.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
So there's some oh what mad last in it?
Speaker 1 (15:06):
All right, We'll see somebody does something stupid this year,
and we'll let you know.
Speaker 9 (15:12):
John William Dilly, what you just said is one of
the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At
no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even
close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened
(15:33):
to it. I award you no points, and may God
have mercy on your soul.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Morning radio, done.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Right, Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Let's turn it all over to mister Rubar. Thank you,
gimme the beat.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Hello, boys and girls, this is mister Rubar, the headmaster
of Carpool University. For those of you that farted around
in class all year, welcome to Carpool You summer school. Well,
we do what we can to keep you from turning
into a mouth breathing moron between now the beginning of
fall semester. Well, since the fourth of July is right
(16:40):
around the corner, today's topic is a quick refresher course
in American history. Let me preach about it. July fourth
is Independence Day. A long time ago, America was run
by a country called England. But one day a bunch
of Americans got tired of that crap and fall the
war against England to win our freedom. Just think if
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those brave early Americans hadn't decided to stand up and fight,
today would all still be speaking English.
Speaker 10 (17:12):
There were a.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Lot of different In the alerty years of America, there
were yes, okay, I'm along with it. Black people had
to work really hard without getting paid. It was called slavery,
and it was a very bad thing. But President Abraham
Lincoln put an end to slavery. Now it's against the
law to make somebody work without getting paid, although a
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part time shift at McDonald's comes pretty close. In the
middle of the twentieth century, America fought a big war
against the Germans and the Japanese, who said they were
going to take over America. But after we won the war,
the only part of America the Germans and the Japanese
were able to take over was the car business. One
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of the most important things in America is education. We
make sure everybody had a chance to go to school.
Some of the smartest people in the world have been Americans,
great writers, scientists, and lots of inventors. Americans invented stuff
like the light bulb and the telephone and the airplane.
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Then somebody invented TV and America started getting stupider again. Today,
America is still the land of freedom, but we're not perfect.
There are still things we could do a lot better,
like getting along with people who are a different color
than us, and helping everybody find a good job, and
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making the NFL quit acting like it's our fault when
one of their football players hits a girl. But America
is the land of the Free, where we can say
whatever we want until we say the wrong thing and
have to close our Twitter account, where we can get
on a TV show even if we don't have any talent,
and if we're not as successful as we want, we
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can change our name to Caitlin and start all over again. Yes,
this is America, where the men are men and sometimes
so are the women. There's a lot more to the
story of America. But since this is summer school and
I don't really want to be here any more.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Than you do, let's knock all for the rest of
the day.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
You can learn a lot more about America thanks to
another great thing we invented YouTube. When you finish learning stuff,
you can also use it to watch cats play the
piano and fat guys get hitting the nuggets. Just two
more of the great things about this great country. And
that's it for carpool you summer school until next time.
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This is mister Rhubarb saying this is mister rhubarb. Happy
Independence Day, God bless America and quit ruining my life.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Good morning is.
Speaker 11 (19:58):
A fixed older ready hell yo, blimdsay premise here when
I'm on this side of the pond, I get my
daily dose of culture and edification every morning from these
two delightful lads, John Boy and Billy right here on
the Big Show. You know, I hate to break it
to you, boys, but where I come from, you're all Yankees.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Who will?
Speaker 4 (20:20):
I thought it was funny.
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Hm, wow, good morning, and it's a big shawna radio
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I don't know.
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I can't read a right to the comedian now.
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H I figured out. Let me tell you about the
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number one morning show in Knoxville. Good to have you,
man been pulling for you. We got Bob Eyebock on
the line right now. You guys are gonna wanna listen
to this. Hey Bob, good morning. Before I turn you loose, buddy,
and once you got for these Tennessee fans, just want
(22:12):
to tell you, Buddy Hansen has retired from the shows
in Saint Louis and Saint Louis Sports Hall of Fame.
He the father of coach Tony for Tennessee. Was in
his wedding, was there with him when Hanson was inducted
into the Saint Louis Sports Hall of Fame. He's known
Tony to coach all his life and just going back
(22:33):
and forth watching that game with Hansen just brought me
in more personal than ever. I mean, I'm a Tennessee fan.
They used to work in Knoxville. But just to see
those guys and what they did was just unbelievable. Buddy,
and I'm glad we got you to celebrate with that
this morning. Keeping it going well.
Speaker 12 (22:50):
Listen, it's always a pleasure to be with you, John
Boy and Billy. You know, I was thinking I was
coming on here. There was a guy named of mister
Peyton who played football Tennessee and when he would go
up to the Liner scrimmage, many times he would yell out, Omaha, Omaha, Omaha.
Well guess what. Omaha was the stage that was set
(23:11):
for Tennessee winning their first ever baseball championship in the
school's history. And I couldn't thought of a better connection there.
You know, you got to go back. This is going
way back, even past your birthday eighteen ninety seven. That's
when Tennessee baseball was first established. They had never ever
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won a championship, a national championship in baseball history, and
now they have it. When they won the College World
Series out in Omaha in three games, they came back
after losing that first game, they won the last two
games against Texas A and M. And now they are
the College World Series champions and We've got something that
(23:54):
I think any volunteers fan is going to want to get,
and these are priceless. They are very very very reasonable,
and it's going to help raise moneys for the Make
a Wish Foundation of East Tennessee. I'll give out that
phone number and website in just a moment. But there's
only two and twenty four of these baseballs that come
in a beautiful display case with a gold base. They're
(24:17):
forty nine dollars and ninety five cents each. You'll get
a numbered certificate of authenticity and the portion of every
baseball that we sell will go to the Make a
Wish Foundation of East Tennessee and help out Make a
Wish kids who have life threatening medical conditions. Now which
you'll get on the various panels of these baseball you'll
(24:39):
have the Tennessee official logo, another one, another panel that
says twenty and twenty four national champions along with the
Tennessee logo. Then we have the Lindsey Nelson Stadium Facts
that's where they play their home games. We have another
panel which has a Season to Remember, which will list
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all the victories that they got out into College World
Series out in Omaha. So you get all that on
this beautiful football. It is stunning. I got a chance
to see a prototype of it today and it'll be
sent to you. Again. It's only forty nine dollars and
ninety five cents. But I do want to caution people
these will go fast because the price is low and
(25:23):
the amount of baseballs that we're producing is low, only
two thousand and twenty four. So here's how you can
go ahead and get them. John Boynbelly toll free number
is one eight hundred three four five two eight six eight.
Again that's one eight hundred three four five twenty eight
sixty eight. Or go right to the website nicosports dot com,
(25:49):
nikcosports dot com. That's nikcosports dot com. Or one eight
hundred three four five twenty eight sixty eight. Get yourself something.
You put it up on your shelf at home or
in your trophy case. I guarantee people will walk in
say wow, where did you get that baseball? And I
(26:11):
should also point out for Tennessee fans. I checked with
Nico Sports and just before coming on today, they we
did a nineteen ninety eight anniversary football for the volunteers
to commemorate their big season back there when they were
number one. We've got only fifty of those footballs left
and AOL priced also at one nineteen ninety five. So
(26:34):
you're gonna want to maybe if you still are a
volunteers football fan, maybe you want to get one of
both the baseball or the football by calling that number.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
That'll workout baseball once again on the fourty nine nine
five twenty twenty four may display case. Ready to go. Man,
it looks awesome. You gotta get one. We got it
set up too. When you go to the Big Show
dot Com click on that Nico Sports Matter, It'll take
you right to the website as well. Good stuff, Bob.
We appreciate you, buddy. Can't wait to talk.
Speaker 8 (27:01):
To you again.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Man.
Speaker 12 (27:03):
Okay, you have a great day and a really good
weekend coming up. Guys.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
All right, buddy, thanks so much. That goes Bob Niko
sports Man. This is awesome, y'all. We got it set up.
Go right to the Big Show dot Com click on now.
Like Bob said, is going to sell out real quick.
All right, Dan, Well, let's play us some john Boy Jeopardy.
Let's review yesterday's question. We found out on the average
every two hours somebody somewhere in America files a lawsuit
(27:27):
against this well known US company, Walmart Wall Walmart, Walmart
Day Today's John Boy Jeopardy. In nineteen thirty eight, before
offering to sell this product in a multi pack, manufacturers
(27:47):
conducted a study to determine the maximum quantity a woman
could safely carry with one hand. Bier fun. What's y'all? Guy?
What eight undred? Big show you told? Free line? Come on,
we play John Board Jeopardy next. Good Morning, It's a
(28:33):
big show on the radio, Rolling through your Thursday, June
twenty seventh, got today's feature track from the Big Show.
Bit Boxes Reverend Billy Rack Collins chiming in on Caitlan
Caitland gender, sirch for keywords Collins gender? Can he hit
the bit box at the Big Show? Dot com there
right now? Let's play yes live across America. It's Tomboy Jeopardy.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
And now a man who says he's heard what some
women can safely carry in one hand?
Speaker 3 (29:04):
And if it's true, don't ever ask to look inside
her purse. He's John Boy. That tag out I had.
Paul out of Lake martin Alabama, Good morning, Paul, Good morning, Hey, buddy, welcome.
All right, Paul, you got the first shot, and John
(29:24):
boys every this morning. Y'all right, I'm so far so
good man. How about you, my good man? All right,
so you can change it any moment, that's right. All right, Well,
let's capture the good part right here.
Speaker 13 (29:38):
Paul.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
In nineteen thirty eight, before offering to sell this product
in a multi pack, manufacturers conducted a study to determine
the maximum quantity a woman could safely carry with one hand.
We're talking about Paul, God, dang.
Speaker 14 (29:54):
You got to ask him about what women do. I
don't know, man, I have no clue, but i'most say diapers.
I'm probably.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
Well, let's say, is it diapers? No, you're right, you're wrong.
I know I don't know what they ca Alright, when
you keep listening, then you're gonna be something.
Speaker 13 (30:15):
Man.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
I should have got that, all right, Paul, cheer up there, buddy,
have a great day, man.
Speaker 14 (30:20):
Thank you so much, man, every day.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Oh, thank you. Man. I can tell he's one up.
It's make Martin al ma'am had the boy. All right,
let's go over to Trenton, Georgia. It's Donnie. Good morning, Donnie, good,
good morning. Hey man, we're all good right in the
middle of John Boy Jeopardy, and here you are on
(30:42):
the big show, ready to play. What about it?
Speaker 14 (30:45):
I'm ready to go.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
All right, Well, we know it's not diapers.
Speaker 14 (30:49):
I got for you, though.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Okay, what you got on your.
Speaker 14 (30:53):
First time call? All right? I don't want to out
of that call. I just want to tell all my kids,
my grandkids, all everybody. I love them and you are
the best. I love you.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Oh, Donnie, Oh, you said you didn't want to I'm sorry,
get over there. He also said you didn't want to do
a shout out. Well, here you go, buddy. All leading
up to this the maximum kanity a woman could carry
with one hand. What are we looking for, Donnie?
Speaker 14 (31:29):
Well, I hate to say this. My preacher is probably
gonna kill me, but it's gotta be a six pack
of beer because I worked for Anheuser Bush for several years.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Uh huh, okay, so let's see. Is it six pack
of beer? I believe you preacher beer?
Speaker 5 (31:53):
All right?
Speaker 3 (31:53):
Yeah, Donnie, good work, buddy. We're sending you the big
old load Tiger's prize pack down written.
Speaker 14 (32:02):
I love you, guys. I, like I said, I want
to just give a shout out. So my mom, especially
she's eighty seven years old, my kids, my wife, my
wife's my best friend and my mom and my daughter
is meaner than any of my all right.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
And you mean daughter?
Speaker 10 (32:23):
All Right?
Speaker 5 (32:28):
I love you, buddy. You hang on, gotta go Bottomny hour,
top of you on you.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
Going on on on the side, right on the top
ten list, Kids Say Kids Camp, hang On? Good Morning?
(33:23):
Isabegs on the radio? Well given up on tamor Taman
news movies this summer who looks like they're starting to
roll out the blockbusters?
Speaker 15 (33:32):
Revco Embassy presents the most terrifying motion picture in the
history of film. It's got teenagers, it's got a slumber party,
it's got a summer camp. It's got a holiday theme.
That of course, it's got an axe murderer, the teenage
slumber Party, Summer Camp Holiday axe Murders. Because you'll go
(33:55):
see pretty much anything the teenage slumber Party, Summer Camp
Holiday axe Murders.
Speaker 10 (34:02):
Rated are.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
Good morning, I got a big sew on the radio.
Glad you with us? Here we go now an entry
until the Diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
Dear Diary, this is Gary.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
They called me miss Abuse.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
I can dig it.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Well, Diary.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
This is a slow ass time in Hollywood. All the
big movies are shooting in Georgia because they can't afford
to shoot here. The small gets thicker than the Sally
Fields glasses, and it's so hot. All the hookers are
drawing more flies than the dumpster. It's time some of
this stepped up to make things interesting in HollyHood. Though,
(35:10):
I came up with something short to turn some heads.
The Gary Buse the first annual SAG Awards. We need
a distraction, l's camera action. I got plenty of brag on.
We're about to get our sagal no bizzel like show bizel.
Who can't be topic ghizzle.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
Diary.
Speaker 4 (35:27):
This is something I've had bouncing around the old abuse
in noodle for a while.
Speaker 12 (35:31):
Now.
Speaker 4 (35:32):
See this ain't the Screen Actors Guild SAG Awards. This
here is the sexy ass Grandma SAG Award. It's pretty
well known at once you hit your expiration date in Tinseltown,
they run you off like p Diddy in a daycare. Well,
excuse me, you dippy hollywoke jack holes. You is missing
(35:55):
out on some womdigious womanhoods always a winner. Never allude.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
It's smoking hot Hoochi Granny Palooza, yaw.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
Crazy Frankie and I rented out the Big Old Nights
of Columbus Hall in Burbank. See I wanted to join.
That would hold a buttload of folks just dying for
a little peekaboob of the good old days. And your
boy Garret did not disappoint. Listen to this prestigious list
of award winners Diary. Miss Jennie McCarthy won the Motorboat
(36:25):
Award because you know she was awarded the trophy by
Pam Anderson. Seeing them two on stage is a real
dual outboard. Taking home the nice trophy of if she smokes,
she Pokes was Jamie Lee Curtis. She might as well
(36:48):
wear a shirt that said open for Business. The International
Saga Award went to Sarah Douglas. She's at evil heifer
that wrote Shotgun with General Zod in that first Superman movie.
I'd like to get trapped in her forbidden zone.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Yea yea yea ye ya.
Speaker 13 (37:03):
Ya yea ye yea yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
Hey dumb, that loser General Zod. Come on show Gary
that smoking bod. Do you see Lovin will give you
a lift. Don't care about the mileage, just how snug
it shifts automotive preferences.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
Woo yeah, missus.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
Kurt Russell Goldie Hawn won the flat but still fine Award.
You can see why old Kurt ain't kicked her to
the curve. Then gell his age like fine saddle leather.
Morgan Fairchild walked away with the eighth age the damn
Day award.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Damn.
Speaker 4 (37:40):
Let's make some beautiful music, Morgan. I'll play piano, you
play the organ.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Ya hy ya yea yea yeah yah yah yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
The Tea and strump and Award for Best English Skeezer
goes to Helen Mirren. Standing on her head or flat
on her back. You just can't beat that gravity DeFi and.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
Rack ah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:59):
Receiving the staff, but you went for the b Arthur
so ugly She's Hot award went to Ellen Barkin. This
is the kind of gall paper bags was made for marking.
Ain't just your name? Is what she looks like she
should be doing? Loose wait, not the truth, lord, I'm sorry.
(38:23):
And the Grand Prize Miss sag Award goes to Envelope
Please Susan Sarandon get it. Probably should have worn a
bram ar Off when he's younger. The night was a
huge success. Probably would have been better if the prize
winner showed up. That's okay, Me and Crazy Frankie are
going to deliver door to door and that they show
(38:47):
up next time. Well, Darry, I gotta ski daddle, I
gotta drop off shares. Botox Avendro Award comes with an
earl ship against certificate for a new top car. Do
you you will believe in life after lovell until next time?
(39:07):
Diary X's and O's Gary Sexy when I'm nasty.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
That morny y'all Big shows on your radio.
Speaker 16 (39:20):
Hello you perky early risers. Here's just the thing to
wake you up and get your blood pumping. The John
Boy and Billy Big Show. Why, before you know it,
you'll be bouncing off the walls just like me.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
Ooh whah ooh uh oh see what I.
Speaker 17 (39:49):
Mean morning Now he's just wearing his clothes.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
Big Joe is on the radio. Are you though.
Speaker 10 (40:35):
That radio?
Speaker 3 (40:35):
Say you don't give it away by fixing me like
super fly?
Speaker 2 (40:40):
Yep?
Speaker 3 (40:41):
Mong coke with fur around the collar. Yeah, a little
hoto Hey, Mint's aware my man dog Rise review New
Hampshire Boys racing in Nashville this weekend. All right, right now, Yeah,
let's do a quick call over the Red Hot talas
see who's on the desk?
Speaker 10 (41:01):
Oh tell the corporated?
Speaker 3 (41:03):
Is this mister Pesto? No, this is John Boynbelly here.
Speaker 10 (41:07):
Will excuse me while I boogoloo.
Speaker 3 (41:11):
You're not really the happy talk kind of secretary, are you?
Speaker 10 (41:15):
See how much time that saves us?
Speaker 3 (41:17):
You know we dont to murray.
Speaker 10 (41:19):
You know, I would love that because if you're talking
to him, you're not talking to me. Hold on, hey, Mary,
jim Boy Bobby on two Tule already told him you
were in hot tease me?
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Could you thank you?
Speaker 13 (41:34):
Hello? Jembo love you mean it? Yeah, hey babe, just
cleaning out the archives aka the storage shed behind the building,
and I made a very interesting discovery. Remember those Jimbo
and Bobby custom golf clubs we produced a while back.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
Wow, backman, that was years ago. You actually found some
of the clubs.
Speaker 13 (41:55):
None of the clubs, just a big box full of
the custom club head covers, you know, the one with
the weird looking Jimbo and Bobby Voodoo doll heads.
Speaker 3 (42:04):
Did we order more head covers and gloves?
Speaker 13 (42:07):
No, As I recall, people kept returning the two headed
covers because they thought they were I believe they put
it defective, or as one buy a put it. The
people at my driving range find this cover off putting
and borderline just sturbing. I get where they're coming from, too.
You and Bobby are like some kind of third string muppets.
They got pulled from the lineup because they were freaking
(42:28):
out all the kids on Sesame Street.
Speaker 3 (42:30):
All right, it's not our best looking.
Speaker 13 (42:33):
Souvenir ever, No, indeed, But I think I've got an
idea that could actually get them to sell. Picture this.
We repackage them as Jimbo and Bobby's Mutant Beanie Baby
from the Island of Mysfic.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
Toy Mutant Beanie Babies.
Speaker 13 (42:49):
Sure they might not fly off the shelves in the
middle of summer, but it could be a hot item
in October in the spirit Halloween stores. I'm telling all
those scary yod decorations.
Speaker 3 (42:58):
How do we get it? They're weird looking.
Speaker 13 (43:00):
Well, then let's move on to surprise number two. I
also found a factory seal case of Jimbo and Bobby
pocket rocket, the.
Speaker 3 (43:09):
Little pocket sized sausages and the plastic bounds like a piggle.
Speaker 13 (43:13):
The box says, perfect for a quick snack on the go.
You know, I think I can move these too.
Speaker 3 (43:19):
Murder's no way those things are still edible.
Speaker 13 (43:22):
I'm not talking about edible. I say we rebrandom is
Jimbo and Bobby Potato cannon stink load, the ultimate weapon
for your drunken summertime late.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
Party sells gross.
Speaker 13 (43:34):
Now you're getting it.
Speaker 3 (43:36):
We can they'll be able. Twenty year old expired food, Well.
Speaker 13 (43:40):
Why not? The hot dog heater at seven eleven's been
doing it for years.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
You haven't those only taste twenty years old?
Speaker 13 (43:46):
Son? Do you want to liquidate some illi back inventory
because you don't. I guess you're not interested in a
headen stash of Jimbo and Bobby's butt rub Oh.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
The seasoning mixed from Big Show Foods.
Speaker 13 (44:00):
No, this is the cardon of Ben Gay from the
summer you decided you were gonna get in shape and
pull the glut about three days year.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
Well, I think we're gonna take a pass on that
one too.
Speaker 13 (44:11):
Do you want to throw any of this stuff in
on Jimbo's Weekly. Why in the world would he save
this giveaway?
Speaker 3 (44:18):
I think all the stuff you're talking about probably needs
to go from the storage shed straight to the dumpster.
Speaker 13 (44:23):
Suit yourself. It's gonna take me most of the day
to move all this crap though, So if you change your.
Speaker 3 (44:28):
Mind out loud now, we're gonna change our minds.
Speaker 13 (44:31):
Fine, Fine, we could be missing some unique profit opportunities,
but whatever, let's do the lunch thing later. Have you
a machine called by a machine? And get my love
to Bobby that's barely him too, And Jimbo, what callby
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