February 13, 2025 • 46 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, if you’ve always wanted to sing the National Anthem at the start of the big game, we’ve got just the school for you.. - Ricky B. Sharpe and company roll out the new jingle for the Pizza Runt restaurants.. - The Crocodile Stalker goes on the hunt for the 6-Fingered Cave Ape.. - Mark Packer has a painfully true review for last weekend’s big game.. - Oliver has a few things to say about John Boy’s dog, Pearl.. - and Sherman Pratt will wrap things up with some Valentine’s advice for kids…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning to make show us on the radio, hang
over your local news, weather, sports.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
This was royal.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
That is the King Veto, slayer of the Visicals, destroyer of.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
The Mongol, and aggravator of the Ottoman Empire.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
All listening to my two royal jests, those gap toothed barbarians,
John Boy and Billy are you old?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Big show?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
A rise a loyd of beef, A rise Duke of Ellington,
rise water of ten, essence of marp, milk of vactisia.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Any let's get up mad at. It is Thursday, February thirteenth,
the day before Valentine's Day. Hello, my Valentines on a
weekly not daily basis, all, good morning, good morning. Well
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look here's National Tourtalini Day. More madd you'll be getting
up eats three cheese tortellini for breakfast? Really, JAGGI ta
you about that?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Did breakfast? Got your dairy group? Got eggs?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I never thought about like National chatnar Day? All right?
You know I've been liking him cheese balls lately. Cheese
balls you get with the nuts on the outside.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Okay, Yeah, that's high fancy stuff. Sharp, that's what you
put on the nice little tray. There and put the crackers.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Around his house.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
He leans back in the recliner and opens his mouth.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
And that's.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
See.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
I had a picture to eat it like an apple.
It is good as port wine. Is that the flavor
that you get?
Speaker 7 (02:32):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Now, I get said sharp cheddar? What just different cads
like that? I'll go with each other's national cheddar day.
I'll go home. I got a quarter of a cheese
ball left, so I'll go home.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Wow, you're talking about the big They start out like
a soft balls about cheese.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Puffy cheese puffs, manese balls. Uh? And today is Gallantine's Day?
Oh good? I was thinking, we just don't have enough
days about women. Can we take just one of the
like eighty nine of them that you guys have and
do it for straight white guys?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
So you want to guil in town to day? We
could do that.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
No, you know why we were not going to get that,
because they're in charge.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Gallentine's Day brings women together to celebrate each other every
year the day before Valentine's Day coincidence.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
All right, so you know that it's pretty much a
female holiday.
Speaker 6 (03:32):
Right.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
So the guys doing everything for the girls, so much
for the girls that you know, don't have a significant
other and they're making such a fuss about it, so
go hang out with their buddies. No, you know women
who were you know?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah, thank it like a woman, Well you are one,
you come in hand.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
You know what happens from time to time. I might
think like that.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I suppose watch it. Okay, alright, well we'll get our
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Three dates in history where we get our categories. It
was on this date in twenty seventeen, Harrison Ford was
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involved in a near miss accident while flying a plane
at John Wayne Airport, Orange County, California. There's been a
lot of plane stuff happening lately.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Yeah, Eurie, isn't it that son?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yes, all of a sudden all right. Twenty nineteen, NASA
confirmed that Mars Opportunity rovers mission that ended after fifteen years,
all due to US sandstorm damaging its communications. The rover
for a while up there. And then twenty twenty one,
archaeologist announced the discover the oldest known beer factory and
(05:12):
I'm Doss Egypt. The factory was from the Early Dynastic
period thirty one fifty b C. Twenty six thirteen BC.
Very old.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
I hear wop my wip factory.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Well there you go. One ain't hundred to make sure,
she told free line. Come on, we'll play out birds
and hope get us a winner. Next a morning, Let's
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make Sewan Radio ring to your Thursday. We got our
feature track from to Make Show bit Box Sherman Pratt
on Valentine's Day. Check out the big show Bratt. We'll
get your heartstring Sherman Valentine's key words at the bit box.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Here right out Upburst.
Speaker 8 (06:24):
Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boys and Billy we give the prizes from the
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Speaker 9 (06:35):
Let's go he contested number one.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing upburst have a hurry up and guest time.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
But you love the best time.
Speaker 8 (06:48):
You love a big shots.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Let's say he and Jimmy from Shaltville, where Jens we
have shots. Good morning, Jimmy, morning, are they were all good? Buddy?
I hope you doing good so far. Say we ain't
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send you out the door a winner this morning. I
mean not that you don't leave the house a winner
every morning. Jimmy, what's jump in there, Jimmy. In five seconds,
give us three things that fly, ready to.
Speaker 10 (07:28):
Go, airplane, bird and helicopter flam.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Now give us three planets, ready.
Speaker 10 (07:36):
Go, Earth, Mars and Pluto.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Now give us three beer names, ready.
Speaker 10 (07:45):
Go Miller Light, Budwater and bud Light.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
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Speaker 1 (07:52):
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Slam great.
Speaker 11 (08:00):
Thank you guys.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
All right, all right, we're gonna jump out, catch you
up on your news. We got our time capsule will
fire early morning rises day he's got a twenty four
Valentine today.
Speaker 12 (08:17):
Say this is the award winning John Boy and Billy
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Big Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
It's nice to see Star Trek back in syndication, the
real Star Trek with Kirk and Spock, not the other
versions where they got all politically correct and the Enterprise
looked like a TGI Fridays Rush, and they always wanted
to talk to the aliens rather than vaporize them with
their Reagan And while Star Trek was still cutting edge,
(09:28):
I think they stopped too soon. The producer said that
they ran out of material, But how could that be.
I've come up with some ideas myself of stuff they
could have done. Let me perch on that's a misprint.
Let me preach on it. Cobby. You're gonna have to
be a little faster with that fair drummer. I'm gonna
let Tater do it again. Here's some of the ideas
(09:51):
I come up with for Star Trek. The Enterprise runs
into a mysterious energy field of a type it has
encountered many times before, with no adverse effects whatsoever. The
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crew of the Enterprise visits a remote outpost of scientists
and not one of them has gone mad.
Speaker 9 (10:22):
That would be the last thing you'd expect.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Where's Jackie. We gotta go through this, I said. Everybody
stays in.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
I sat her rut there to move traffic.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Okay, excuse me, Master Nerd back the end.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
I'll point to you, and could you make your laugh
a little higher like another girl in the room. Some
of the crew takes shore leave and has a wonderful time.
The crew of the Enterprise discover a totally new life form,
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which later turns out to be a rather well known
old life form, wearing a different hat, perhaps one with
a propeller. The crew of the Enterprise are struck down
by a mysterious plague, the only cure for which can
be found in the ship's well stocked stick base.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
The Enterprise.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Have you got a minute? The Enterprise successfully escorts an
alien VIP from one place to another without serious incidents. Marty,
would you come over here and put Cobby up on
the counter so he can see whe I queue him.
(11:54):
The Enterprise is captured by a vastly superior alien intelligence,
which does not with them on trial.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
See because usually yeah, almost.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Every time, Yeah, the Enterprises this is more y'all speed Okay.
The Enterprise is captured by a vastly inferior alien intelligence,
which they quickly pacify with chocolate and tripping. That's good copy,
that's the one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is going a
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lot better than I that. The Enterprise visits an earth
like planet called Paradise, where everyone is happy all of
the time. However, everything is soon revealed to be exactly
what it appears to be. A major starfleet emergency Gene Roddenberry,
(12:55):
are you listing? A major starfleet emergency breaks out near
the Enterprise, but fortunately some other ships in the area
are able to deal with it to everyone's satisfaction. Kirk
falls in love with a woman on a planet he visits,
and isn't tragically separated from her at the end, but
(13:18):
they agreed to they should just be good friends. When
the warp engines, have you got him? On the delay?
When the warp engines malfunction, Scotti has plenty of time
and dilsium crystals to solve the problem. A landing party
(13:41):
returns from a hostile planet's surface having suffered no casualties
or life' dressing injuries among the extras during a freak
space storm, Sulu Warren's crew members not to use the transporter,
but they do it anyway with no problems whatsoever?
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Is this stuff that should happen?
Speaker 8 (14:00):
What was the set up.
Speaker 13 (14:03):
So long ago?
Speaker 3 (14:04):
I forgot? These are ideas I've got for other star
trek Episka.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
I'll go back to page one.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Spock gives his trademark hand signed and coins one of
the most memorable catchphrases in television history. Look what I
can do A look what? And finally page four, after
(14:37):
a lengthy analysis, that's discovered that doctor McCoy is in
fact a doctor and not a mind ring at the
list and the list goes on, Live along and take
care of your ata.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Somebody just shoot me. John Boy and Billy, Good Morning Radio,
dumb right.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
This will make Shaw on the radio. This portion of
the broad Guys brought to you by JD's.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Well how they friends.
Speaker 14 (15:38):
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Speaker 13 (16:02):
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Speaker 13 (16:12):
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Speaker 14 (16:14):
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Speaker 14 (16:54):
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fan belts, rash.
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Speaker 9 (17:05):
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Speaker 14 (17:08):
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Speaker 1 (17:35):
Good morning everybody. You got a big show on the radio, right,
big show radio?
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Bigger than my head?
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And that's big.
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There?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Yees o, b I read it not pay that tabby
sea deadby. Good morning. That's a big show on the radio.
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Day before Valentine. Let's look at an odd couple's relationship
through the morning. I'd be I'm a Robert d Rayford
and General Tom Sadler.
Speaker 9 (18:53):
General Tom Sadler and Robert d Rayford. They've had their
ups and downs over the years, but now they're back
to get on a brand new album of their favorite duets.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
You don't bring me flowers, you don't sing me.
Speaker 7 (19:15):
Honor talk to me anymore.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Going through the door at the end of the day,
you'll get free and it Survey.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Crean and Stead, there's wine per faint, and there's.
Speaker 13 (19:43):
There's who said it?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Ah, Your pictures or her.
Speaker 9 (19:50):
I forget Rafe and the gym old Gold twenty two
all time hits. As only these guys good do?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
They say?
Speaker 8 (19:59):
All of won't pay the rest reports earned. Our money
is off and spent.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Where you get that stuff? I don't know if all
that's true, but you got me and maybe I got
you where I've got you vibe, I got you GiB.
Speaker 9 (20:26):
From R and B Classics.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
He's leaving, leaving on that big fat train Georgia.
Speaker 8 (20:34):
Living on that big fat train to Georgia.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Said he's going back to Fine gord Dot to Fine
the flap Times. Oh yes, then he I don't win it.
I know you will on that big fat train Georgia
living on the big fat.
Speaker 8 (20:57):
Train the Georgia.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
To Southern Gospel standards.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
I'm Saint Turner, me and little brother and join in there.
Speaker 14 (21:09):
Who is this girl?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
And everything in between? Our family. I'll get all my
sisters with music.
Speaker 15 (21:22):
We are family.
Speaker 9 (21:27):
Gave my beververy Boy Say two CDs eighteen ninety five,
two cassettes fifteen ninety five to eight tracks six fifty.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
There they were dancing and saying and moving through the
groovehood and just when it hit man I'm bad.
Speaker 8 (21:43):
He turned around and started play that.
Speaker 7 (21:45):
Fucking music, white boy, Play that fucking music. Broad Hey,
that fucking music, white boy, lay down the book.
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Pay that tunking music.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
To you die.
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You crank this rafe in the general, pay that funking
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Speaker 1 (22:17):
And the stories you don't like to.
Speaker 8 (22:22):
Wears, we gotta work up an act. You don't do
that on the stage, person, we don't actually want.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
To see it. Good morning, got a big sew on
the radio, all right? Well with a super Bowl over
a national anthem. And by looking at that, man, I
didn't bet on the over and under for the national anthem?
Did you play attention on how long it was? I
can look at it say if it was over and
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on there, So anyway, maybe you would have a dream
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Speaker 15 (23:22):
That was Ira Tinier before he came to the International
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Speaker 2 (23:34):
The bombs bursting.
Speaker 8 (23:41):
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Speaker 15 (23:44):
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Speaker 1 (23:48):
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Speaker 1 (24:20):
Oh yeah, the one who did it the Sunday super Bowl.
Then he kind of hammed it was he repeated the
line three times.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
So the over under was two minutes point five seconds. Okay,
he went two minutes flat.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
How about that even with the three repeating? A blag
was here that I blag was here that I was second.
Oh yes, what shut up? International anthem?
Speaker 8 (24:50):
Shut up.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Anyway? Alight, thank you. Let's hit John Boy Jeopardy. Here
the kay We found out yesterday on Valentine's Day, about
fifteen percent of the flowers delivered to women at work
are sent by this surprising person. Yeah, themselves sending themselves flowers.
Oh look, I shouldn't help today's John Boy Jeopardy. Long
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before chocolate, this fruit was the most popular edible gift
given on Valentine's Day, primarily because it was believed to
be an afrodisiac. No, what is, Richard Simmon, our old
gotten fruit?
Speaker 2 (25:30):
What ain't not even?
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Big show? You don't free line? We go to, We
get a winter, We play John Boy jepite. Next, Good Morning,
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it's a big show on the radio. Run into your
Thursday Morning with our feature track from the Big Show
bed Box. Sherman tried the Big Show brid on Valentine's Day.
There's your keyword, Sherman, Valentine's man. Sure yeah, get them
and job mother, Mary Man. I got that somewhere, Sherman.
You gotta see him play the basin a favorite Southern
rock band.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Get down.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
I'll let y'all know in a minute right now, that's.
Speaker 11 (26:26):
Why Yeah's live across America.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
It's John Boy.
Speaker 11 (26:30):
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the real Valentine's Magic happens on Saturday the fifteenth, because
that's when the Reces peanut butter hearts go on clearance.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
He's John Boy. Thank you, as I headed Jay out
of Sylvester Georgia. Good morning, Jay, Good morning God bore everybody. Jay.
You got the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning.
We were talking long before chocolate. This fruit was the
most popular edible gift given Old Valentine's Day, primarily because
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it was believed to be an afrodisiac. So what do
you think strawberries right off the bed? Show us strawberries?
You know, I was looking at other aphrodisiacs considered to
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be aphrodisiac. Maybe you give a basket of these to
your Valentine. Cucumbers, pineapples, peaches, eggplants, watermelons, garlic, pine nuts, oysters, tuna,
fish in a hen way.
Speaker 6 (27:43):
How old is this list?
Speaker 1 (27:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
Hey, here's some garlic.
Speaker 8 (27:48):
I love you.
Speaker 9 (27:51):
Like me?
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Youall you better if I meet onions on my hot dog,
you know, in case we kiss later.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Well, especially this is gonna turn you on.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
All right, Jay, you didn't know this, buddy, Well you
ain gon Jay Jack, you hook up with a prize back.
Happy Valentine's Day, man, All the aprodisiacts. Garlic, okay, you
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throw garlic out, and maybe eggplants not that romantic, but
I've seen nothing wrong with cucumbers and pine apples.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
I guess it's not a matter of you're being romantic.
It's just a matter of it, you know, working, working
to make you romantic.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Oysters, that's all the way. I kneel for sure, you know. Oysters.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
Yeah, the fish and a henway? What's a hen way?
About four pounds? See, I was testing that hole. Put
it on the paper and he'll read it, but it
doesn't mean he'll listen to him.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
So I had to read it twice. Walk right a morning.
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It's a big show on the radio Valentine Tomorrow. We
got the crop Stalker on it coming up ten minutes.
Where's this fortune of the broadcast brought to you by
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Speaker 2 (30:31):
All right? That camel got a smail, don't he? And
who is this girl? Camel? I don't know about teddy Twisters.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio, and.
Speaker 9 (31:18):
Here we go.
Speaker 17 (31:21):
Animal Channel presents the Crocodile Stalker, traveling around the world
in search of exotic wildlife than annoying the crap out
of them.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Now, Dear Steve, thank you, love, and good day everyone.
Steve here and today we're in the heart of darkest Africa.
I haven't seen a calendar in a while, but it
seems to me it should be right around Valentine's Day
and that couldn't be more perfect. We've made our way
up this treacherous mountain pass and hopes of observing the
annual mating rituals of the elusive and exotic giant six
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fingered cave grilla.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Sounds like we're getting closer. A giant fingered cave.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Gorilla only mates for a brief period around this time
of the year, and the grim irony is it's the
act of mating itself that has caused this species to dwindle.
You see, the mating act itself is so brutal, so frantic,
so intense, that sometimes both parties failed to survive the act.
Mother nature works in strange ways. Oh here, listen, another
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one bites the dust. They're the most brutal and vicious
of all the great apes, very territorial. We're putting ourselves
in extreme danger just being here. But no worries. I'm
willing to bet we stand up better than average chance
of success. As you can see, I'm wearing an amazing
giant six fingered cave gorilla cost who then I especially made.
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I'll blend right in with the rest of the true
but I'm not taking any unnecessary risks. I picked up
a couple of bottles of the giant six fingered cave
gorilla's mating scent for him and one for her. And
if the situation gets too sticky, all I have to
do is hurl one of these bottles at some nearby object,
like that old tree stump. When it shatters, the overpowering
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mating said will cause the beast to turn his or
her frenzy a passion loose.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
On that object.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Talk about a wood chipper. Heads up, we've got company
a big mail.
Speaker 9 (33:27):
Like.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
He's nearly ten feet tall. Oh, he's gorgeous. Look at
those power of alarms, massive upper body, and be conscious.
I'll bet the girls really go for him. He's sniffing
the air. He must be looking for a mate. It's
frightening to think that with one hand he could crush
me like a soda can. Let's see if we can
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get a closer look. Hm, I must not be his type.
I'm giving him my best stuff, wiggling my hips like
an Elvis impersonator in everything.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
He's not given me a second look. Oh I'm so close.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Hold on, I know, I'll just use a tiny drop
of a female scent if I got to mark the bottle.
I can't tell which is which, but I'm pretty sure
this is the one I said, pretty sure, blive me,
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I incidentally used the male sin. He thinks I'm infringing
on his territory. Look at him charge in all this
from one little drop of this mating sent. I better
cork it up before I spill it all over myself.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
That crickey. I can't see a thing in this bloody
age suit.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
I wonder how close he is?
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Pretty close, i'd say easy that.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
You know.
Speaker 18 (35:01):
Just a second, Oh, I think I landed on my keys.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Oh no, that's not my keys.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Oh I landed on the bottle of that female send
I had in my back pocket. I can only help.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
I'm down wind to that angry male.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
He gets one whiff of that and he'll go from
killing a casanova in a split second, baby sooner now
now the down boy, you're you're really not my time.
Oh well, the way for me to escape just to
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bump the hatch on the rear end and hope, bucket.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
We will free.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
That was close and just in the nick of tod
Look at that big luck go to town on.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
That ape suit.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Well, another narrow escape, roll, Steve. I'll better get to
the stream and wash this sin off before I run
into any more trouble. I think I saw a prison movie.
Lock this once, Please be gentlest.
Speaker 4 (36:40):
But.
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Tune in again next week for another episode of the
Crucodile Stalker.
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You come on me today because you know no Sicilian
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I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a haircut. Maybe I'll ask you
to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll just
ask you to listen to John Boy and Billy on
the Big Show. Would you rather wake up with a
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Good morning? It makes shows on the radio with more
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Speaker 1 (40:47):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio, right yall it
turning the corner from football to b ball with the
man R. Martin Packer from the ac Scene Network and
pack Good morning buddy.
Speaker 6 (40:59):
Good morning boy.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
You're right.
Speaker 10 (41:01):
Super Boar was over on Sunday. I like you God,
it was out all Oh God supposed to the two
Bust Teams. I turned that thing off in the third quarter,
the halftime, the commercials.
Speaker 6 (41:11):
The whole I mean, that's the best we can do.
Speaker 10 (41:14):
We got problems when nevertheless, regrats the Philadelphia They're the champs.
Speaker 6 (41:17):
They deserved it. They kid everybody's we were in. They
got there, they get the championship and all that cool.
Speaker 10 (41:22):
So we get ready for the Daytona five hundred this weekend, Johnny, Fuck,
guess what in between? It's all about college hoops because
it's about ready to become March badness right around the corner.
A great collection of games last night. But let me
go first of all, since I covered the ANCC and
John boy, what about Clemson. I mean, when you talk
about little ACC basketball, the Tigers on Saturday knockoff Duke.
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Finally somebody in the ACC knocks off the Blue Devils
and Brown Born. Now, just for fun, forty eight hours later,
beats Carolina. I mean, you go back to back beating
Duke and Carolina, especially as good folks down there in
the upstate of South Carolina. Hey, we remember too, Johnny,
they beat Kentucky earlier in the years they've been in Kentucky,
Duke and Carolina, And on top of that. To put
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things in perspective, the Tigers have now run the table
on everybody in the Big Four. First time ever they
sweep everybody in the Big Ford. I'm talking about Wake,
Duke State, and Carolina in the regular season. That's never
been done, Like humps and basketball. Let's just put that
in perspective about what in the world's going on from
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that perspective. So you know, that's the good news for Clemson.
The bad news is Hubert Davis and Carolina got problems.
They've got a lot of work to do, Johnny, to
make this NCAA toternament.
Speaker 6 (42:37):
They just don't have.
Speaker 10 (42:37):
Many opportunities to impress the judges with quad one wins.
They're one and ten against Quad one teams this year.
So if you're a Tar Hill fan, it's time to
start sweating it out a little bit here coming down
the stretch. So that's the acc part. How about the SEC.
Let's give those guys some love, because get ready this weekend.
Speaker 6 (42:56):
John Boy.
Speaker 10 (42:57):
Number one Auburn at number two Alabama. It is the
first time ever ever in the SEC that they've had
a number one versus number two matchup, And just for
everybody listening, you'll probably think, well, Packet, has that ever
happened in the ACC? It has four times in the
ACC you've had a number one versus the number two,
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But it hasn't happened since the Duke and Carolina hooked
up back in ninety eight. But in the SEC, Man,
they are having an amazing year in college hoops, but
one versus two this weekend Auburn and Alabama.
Speaker 6 (43:28):
He kind of used to that in football.
Speaker 10 (43:30):
No, no hard on Albert Bruce brows, guys, Mayo's got
that'll be a great game.
Speaker 6 (43:36):
And on top of that, the SEC this week in
the ap pole, number one Auburn, you got number two Bama.
Florida is tied at three with Duke, and Tennessee is five.
Speaker 10 (43:46):
It's the first time ever by any conference four teams
ranked in the top five in the country.
Speaker 6 (43:54):
Now, that is strong.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
That is unblueb and pack Just right quick, I just
got to ask you what, look at these SEC teams.
Are they paying the money? I heard somebody talking about you.
North Carolina is not paying the money and just to
be able to play at Chapel Hill is not cutting
it anymore. These SEC teams, have they got the cash?
Are they getting the Tames. What's happening, Johney.
Speaker 6 (44:17):
Do they have the cash?
Speaker 1 (44:18):
Yeah, they got the cash.
Speaker 6 (44:21):
Hey, it's one thing to say, listen, we're just gonna
go out and buy it. Teaman.
Speaker 10 (44:24):
To keep in mind now it's all legal now, I mean,
this is all. There are no rules and regulations anymore.
You got the nil, you get the collectives, you got
the boosters, and you just say, listen, we want to
go buy a cheap We just sown college football. You
know how State spent twenty to twenty five million dollars
in recruiting and just said, hey, Michigan won the title before.
Speaker 6 (44:42):
We can't put up with that nonsense. Let's just go
on fly. I agree, but you still got to coach them.
You still got to develop them. The ball still got
go in the basket. You still got to tackle in football.
Speaker 10 (44:51):
So you know, even with all that stuff, just the cash,
you still got to put together a team. And I
won't just say this about the s As great as
the year as they're having, John Boy, you still got
to cut down the nets. I mean the Southeastern Conference,
as good as they've been, they've not won the national
championship since Kentucky in twenty twelve and John Caliperry was
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doing it, so they got the do factor from that perspective.
Speaker 6 (45:15):
But man, their basketball this year has been out of.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Our Big Show listener down in Alabama? How about down Alburn, Alabama?
First one and two. That's awesome.
Speaker 6 (45:26):
Man's incredible, right, So it's gonna be a great weekend.
Speaker 10 (45:29):
You got great hoops come up this weekend a ton
of five hundred and if you can't sleep me and
just get a copy of that Super Bowl fifty.
Speaker 6 (45:36):
Nine after about a quarter and a half, you'll be
a snooze.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
Ah by good stuff, buddy, good stuff. We appreciate you, man.
Speaker 6 (45:44):
Cat you up next to next week.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
That's what you got, the man because Mark Pager on
the ACC nothing where you watch them on TV at
four pm week they't got that money. I just want
to hear it from pick now. I believe it all right, y'all,
let's play beating the blood for one hundred and twenty
dollars worth of bulls not cleaning products made in the USA,
one eight hundred big show. We're do it next
Good morning to make show us on the radio, hang
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Any let's get up mad at. It is Thursday, February thirteenth,
the day before Valentine's Day. Hello, my Valentines on a
weekly not daily basis, all, good morning, good morning. Well
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look here's National Tourtalini Day. More madd you'll be getting
up eats three cheese tortellini for breakfast? Really, JAGGI ta
you about that?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Did breakfast? Got your dairy group? Got eggs?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I never thought about like National chatnar Day? All right?
You know I've been liking him cheese balls lately. Cheese
balls you get with the nuts on the outside.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Okay, Yeah, that's high fancy stuff. Sharp, that's what you
put on the nice little tray. There and put the crackers.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Around his house.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
He leans back in the recliner and opens his mouth.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
And that's.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
See.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
I had a picture to eat it like an apple.
It is good as port wine. Is that the flavor
that you get?
Speaker 7 (02:32):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Now, I get said sharp cheddar? What just different cads
like that? I'll go with each other's national cheddar day.
I'll go home. I got a quarter of a cheese
ball left, so I'll go home.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Wow, you're talking about the big They start out like
a soft balls about cheese.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Puffy cheese puffs, manese balls. Uh? And today is Gallantine's Day?
Oh good? I was thinking, we just don't have enough
days about women. Can we take just one of the
like eighty nine of them that you guys have and
do it for straight white guys?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
So you want to guil in town to day? We
could do that.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
No, you know why we were not going to get that,
because they're in charge.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Gallentine's Day brings women together to celebrate each other every
year the day before Valentine's Day coincidence.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
All right, so you know that it's pretty much a
female holiday.
Speaker 6 (03:32):
Right.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
So the guys doing everything for the girls, so much
for the girls that you know, don't have a significant
other and they're making such a fuss about it, so
go hang out with their buddies. No, you know women
who were you know?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah, thank it like a woman, Well you are one,
you come in hand.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
You know what happens from time to time. I might
think like that.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I suppose watch it. Okay, alright, well we'll get our
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Three dates in history where we get our categories. It
was on this date in twenty seventeen, Harrison Ford was
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involved in a near miss accident while flying a plane
at John Wayne Airport, Orange County, California. There's been a
lot of plane stuff happening lately.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Yeah, Eurie, isn't it that son?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yes, all of a sudden all right. Twenty nineteen, NASA
confirmed that Mars Opportunity rovers mission that ended after fifteen years,
all due to US sandstorm damaging its communications. The rover
for a while up there. And then twenty twenty one,
archaeologist announced the discover the oldest known beer factory and
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I'm Doss Egypt. The factory was from the Early Dynastic
period thirty one fifty b C. Twenty six thirteen BC.
Very old.
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I hear wop my wip factory.
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Well there you go. One ain't hundred to make sure,
she told free line. Come on, we'll play out birds
and hope get us a winner. Next a morning, Let's
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make Sewan Radio ring to your Thursday. We got our
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Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boys and Billy we give the prizes from the
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Let's go he contested number one.
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This should really be a lot of fun when you're
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have shots. Good morning, Jimmy, morning, are they were all good? Buddy?
I hope you doing good so far. Say we ain't
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send you out the door a winner this morning. I
mean not that you don't leave the house a winner
every morning. Jimmy, what's jump in there, Jimmy. In five seconds,
give us three things that fly, ready to.
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Thank you guys.
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All right, all right, we're gonna jump out, catch you
up on your news. We got our time capsule will
fire early morning rises day he's got a twenty four
Valentine today.
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Say this is the award winning John Boy and Billy
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Speaker 2 (09:01):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
It's nice to see Star Trek back in syndication, the
real Star Trek with Kirk and Spock, not the other
versions where they got all politically correct and the Enterprise
looked like a TGI Fridays Rush, and they always wanted
to talk to the aliens rather than vaporize them with
their Reagan And while Star Trek was still cutting edge,
(09:28):
I think they stopped too soon. The producer said that
they ran out of material, But how could that be.
I've come up with some ideas myself of stuff they
could have done. Let me perch on that's a misprint.
Let me preach on it. Cobby. You're gonna have to
be a little faster with that fair drummer. I'm gonna
let Tater do it again. Here's some of the ideas
(09:51):
I come up with for Star Trek. The Enterprise runs
into a mysterious energy field of a type it has
encountered many times before, with no adverse effects whatsoever. The
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crew of the Enterprise visits a remote outpost of scientists
and not one of them has gone mad.
Speaker 9 (10:22):
That would be the last thing you'd expect.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Where's Jackie. We gotta go through this, I said. Everybody
stays in.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
I sat her rut there to move traffic.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Okay, excuse me, Master Nerd back the end.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
I'll point to you, and could you make your laugh
a little higher like another girl in the room. Some
of the crew takes shore leave and has a wonderful time.
The crew of the Enterprise discover a totally new life form,
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which later turns out to be a rather well known
old life form, wearing a different hat, perhaps one with
a propeller. The crew of the Enterprise are struck down
by a mysterious plague, the only cure for which can
be found in the ship's well stocked stick base.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
The Enterprise.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Have you got a minute? The Enterprise successfully escorts an
alien VIP from one place to another without serious incidents. Marty,
would you come over here and put Cobby up on
the counter so he can see whe I queue him.
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The Enterprise is captured by a vastly superior alien intelligence,
which does not with them on trial.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
See because usually yeah, almost.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Every time, Yeah, the Enterprises this is more y'all speed Okay.
The Enterprise is captured by a vastly inferior alien intelligence,
which they quickly pacify with chocolate and tripping. That's good copy,
that's the one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is going a
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lot better than I that. The Enterprise visits an earth
like planet called Paradise, where everyone is happy all of
the time. However, everything is soon revealed to be exactly
what it appears to be. A major starfleet emergency Gene Roddenberry,
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are you listing? A major starfleet emergency breaks out near
the Enterprise, but fortunately some other ships in the area
are able to deal with it to everyone's satisfaction. Kirk
falls in love with a woman on a planet he visits,
and isn't tragically separated from her at the end, but
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they agreed to they should just be good friends. When
the warp engines, have you got him? On the delay?
When the warp engines malfunction, Scotti has plenty of time
and dilsium crystals to solve the problem. A landing party
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returns from a hostile planet's surface having suffered no casualties
or life' dressing injuries among the extras during a freak
space storm, Sulu Warren's crew members not to use the transporter,
but they do it anyway with no problems whatsoever?
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Is this stuff that should happen?
Speaker 8 (14:00):
What was the set up.
Speaker 13 (14:03):
So long ago?
Speaker 3 (14:04):
I forgot? These are ideas I've got for other star
trek Episka.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
I'll go back to page one.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Spock gives his trademark hand signed and coins one of
the most memorable catchphrases in television history. Look what I
can do A look what? And finally page four, after
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a lengthy analysis, that's discovered that doctor McCoy is in
fact a doctor and not a mind ring at the
list and the list goes on, Live along and take
care of your ata.
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Somebody just shoot me. John Boy and Billy, Good Morning Radio,
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Yeah, water and irons pray, we don't mate no charge part.
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Day before Valentine. Let's look at an odd couple's relationship
through the morning. I'd be I'm a Robert d Rayford
and General Tom Sadler.
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General Tom Sadler and Robert d Rayford. They've had their
ups and downs over the years, but now they're back
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all time hits. As only these guys good do?
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They say?
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Speaker 2 (20:06):
Where you get that stuff? I don't know if all
that's true, but you got me and maybe I got
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Speaker 9 (20:26):
From R and B Classics.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
He's leaving, leaving on that big fat train Georgia.
Speaker 8 (20:34):
Living on that big fat train to Georgia.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Said he's going back to Fine gord Dot to Fine
the flap Times. Oh yes, then he I don't win it.
I know you will on that big fat train Georgia
living on the big fat.
Speaker 8 (20:57):
Train the Georgia.
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To Southern Gospel standards.
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I'm Saint Turner, me and little brother and join in there.
Speaker 14 (21:09):
Who is this girl?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
And everything in between? Our family. I'll get all my
sisters with music.
Speaker 15 (21:22):
We are family.
Speaker 9 (21:27):
Gave my beververy Boy Say two CDs eighteen ninety five,
two cassettes fifteen ninety five to eight tracks six fifty.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
There they were dancing and saying and moving through the
groovehood and just when it hit man I'm bad.
Speaker 8 (21:43):
He turned around and started play that.
Speaker 7 (21:45):
Fucking music, white boy, Play that fucking music. Broad Hey,
that fucking music, white boy, lay down the book.
Speaker 8 (22:00):
Pay that tunking music.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
To you die.
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You crank this rafe in the general, pay that funking
us kicking it old school on Old Gone, available now
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Speaker 1 (22:17):
And the stories you don't like to.
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Wears, we gotta work up an act. You don't do
that on the stage, person, we don't actually want.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
To see it. Good morning, got a big sew on
the radio, all right? Well with a super Bowl over
a national anthem. And by looking at that, man, I
didn't bet on the over and under for the national anthem?
Did you play attention on how long it was? I
can look at it say if it was over and
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on there, So anyway, maybe you would have a dream
of singing the national anthem. Well, we got a great
school for you to know about. Hang on, first, let
me tell you about the prize pack we're gonna play
for on John Boy Jeopardy in minutes, one of them
Happy Herd proze packages. If you click on a Happy
Herd banner at the Big Show dot Com interercode JBB
you get tim person off and check out, they'll just
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hang on. You wanted him minutes. But first, okay, this
is Ira take one anytime? Oh oh say, can you see?
Speaker 15 (23:22):
That was Ira Tinier before he came to the International
School of Anthem Singing. And this is what he sounds
like after just six short lessons at our state at
the art facility.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
The bombs bursting.
Speaker 8 (23:41):
Through through the night.
Speaker 15 (23:44):
The iron knew the words, but we gave him soul that.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Our run, white and blue flag. It was still there.
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Anthem Singing, where the ballgame begins with you.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Oh yeah, the one who did it the Sunday super Bowl.
Then he kind of hammed it was he repeated the
line three times.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
So the over under was two minutes point five seconds. Okay,
he went two minutes flat.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
How about that even with the three repeating? A blag
was here that I blag was here that I was second.
Oh yes, what shut up? International anthem?
Speaker 8 (24:50):
Shut up.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Anyway? Alight, thank you. Let's hit John Boy Jeopardy. Here
the kay We found out yesterday on Valentine's Day, about
fifteen percent of the flowers delivered to women at work
are sent by this surprising person. Yeah, themselves sending themselves flowers.
Oh look, I shouldn't help today's John Boy Jeopardy. Long
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before chocolate, this fruit was the most popular edible gift
given on Valentine's Day, primarily because it was believed to
be an afrodisiac. No, what is, Richard Simmon, our old
gotten fruit?
Speaker 2 (25:30):
What ain't not even?
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Big show? You don't free line? We go to, We
get a winter, We play John Boy jepite. Next, Good Morning,
(26:01):
it's a big show on the radio. Run into your
Thursday Morning with our feature track from the Big Show
bed Box. Sherman tried the Big Show brid on Valentine's Day.
There's your keyword, Sherman, Valentine's man. Sure yeah, get them
and job mother, Mary Man. I got that somewhere, Sherman.
You gotta see him play the basin a favorite Southern
rock band.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Get down.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
I'll let y'all know in a minute right now, that's.
Speaker 11 (26:26):
Why Yeah's live across America.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
It's John Boy.
Speaker 11 (26:30):
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the real Valentine's Magic happens on Saturday the fifteenth, because
that's when the Reces peanut butter hearts go on clearance.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
He's John Boy. Thank you, as I headed Jay out
of Sylvester Georgia. Good morning, Jay, Good morning God bore everybody. Jay.
You got the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning.
We were talking long before chocolate. This fruit was the
most popular edible gift given Old Valentine's Day, primarily because
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it was believed to be an afrodisiac. So what do
you think strawberries right off the bed? Show us strawberries?
You know, I was looking at other aphrodisiacs considered to
(27:27):
be aphrodisiac. Maybe you give a basket of these to
your Valentine. Cucumbers, pineapples, peaches, eggplants, watermelons, garlic, pine nuts, oysters, tuna,
fish in a hen way.
Speaker 6 (27:43):
How old is this list?
Speaker 1 (27:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
Hey, here's some garlic.
Speaker 8 (27:48):
I love you.
Speaker 9 (27:51):
Like me?
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Youall you better if I meet onions on my hot dog,
you know, in case we kiss later.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Well, especially this is gonna turn you on.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
All right, Jay, you didn't know this, buddy, Well you
ain gon Jay Jack, you hook up with a prize back.
Happy Valentine's Day, man, All the aprodisiacts. Garlic, okay, you
(28:19):
throw garlic out, and maybe eggplants not that romantic, but
I've seen nothing wrong with cucumbers and pine apples.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
I guess it's not a matter of you're being romantic.
It's just a matter of it, you know, working, working
to make you romantic.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Oysters, that's all the way. I kneel for sure, you know. Oysters.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
Yeah, the fish and a henway? What's a hen way?
About four pounds? See, I was testing that hole. Put
it on the paper and he'll read it, but it
doesn't mean he'll listen to him.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
So I had to read it twice. Walk right a morning.
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It's a big show on the radio Valentine Tomorrow. We
got the crop Stalker on it coming up ten minutes.
Where's this fortune of the broadcast brought to you by
Pizza Run.
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It's the Pizza Run Singers, Gentle Tom Sadler, Flight the
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Now you're about to taste just right and get some
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Pizza rides the Homo Fresh Hot Pizza Quick as a
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Speaker 2 (30:31):
All right? That camel got a smail, don't he? And
who is this girl? Camel? I don't know about teddy Twisters.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio, and.
Speaker 9 (31:18):
Here we go.
Speaker 17 (31:21):
Animal Channel presents the Crocodile Stalker, traveling around the world
in search of exotic wildlife than annoying the crap out
of them.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Now, Dear Steve, thank you, love, and good day everyone.
Steve here and today we're in the heart of darkest Africa.
I haven't seen a calendar in a while, but it
seems to me it should be right around Valentine's Day
and that couldn't be more perfect. We've made our way
up this treacherous mountain pass and hopes of observing the
annual mating rituals of the elusive and exotic giant six
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fingered cave grilla.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Sounds like we're getting closer. A giant fingered cave.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Gorilla only mates for a brief period around this time
of the year, and the grim irony is it's the
act of mating itself that has caused this species to dwindle.
You see, the mating act itself is so brutal, so frantic,
so intense, that sometimes both parties failed to survive the act.
Mother nature works in strange ways. Oh here, listen, another
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one bites the dust. They're the most brutal and vicious
of all the great apes, very territorial. We're putting ourselves
in extreme danger just being here. But no worries. I'm
willing to bet we stand up better than average chance
of success. As you can see, I'm wearing an amazing
giant six fingered cave gorilla cost who then I especially made.
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I'll blend right in with the rest of the true
but I'm not taking any unnecessary risks. I picked up
a couple of bottles of the giant six fingered cave
gorilla's mating scent for him and one for her. And
if the situation gets too sticky, all I have to
do is hurl one of these bottles at some nearby object,
like that old tree stump. When it shatters, the overpowering
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mating said will cause the beast to turn his or
her frenzy a passion loose.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
On that object.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Talk about a wood chipper. Heads up, we've got company
a big mail.
Speaker 9 (33:27):
Like.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
He's nearly ten feet tall. Oh, he's gorgeous. Look at
those power of alarms, massive upper body, and be conscious.
I'll bet the girls really go for him. He's sniffing
the air. He must be looking for a mate. It's
frightening to think that with one hand he could crush
me like a soda can. Let's see if we can
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get a closer look. Hm, I must not be his type.
I'm giving him my best stuff, wiggling my hips like
an Elvis impersonator in everything.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
He's not given me a second look. Oh I'm so close.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Hold on, I know, I'll just use a tiny drop
of a female scent if I got to mark the bottle.
I can't tell which is which, but I'm pretty sure
this is the one I said, pretty sure, blive me,
(34:31):
I incidentally used the male sin. He thinks I'm infringing
on his territory. Look at him charge in all this
from one little drop of this mating sent. I better
cork it up before I spill it all over myself.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
That crickey. I can't see a thing in this bloody
age suit.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
I wonder how close he is?
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Pretty close, i'd say easy that.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
You know.
Speaker 18 (35:01):
Just a second, Oh, I think I landed on my keys.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Oh no, that's not my keys.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Oh I landed on the bottle of that female send
I had in my back pocket. I can only help.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
I'm down wind to that angry male.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
He gets one whiff of that and he'll go from
killing a casanova in a split second, baby sooner now
now the down boy, you're you're really not my time.
Oh well, the way for me to escape just to
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bump the hatch on the rear end and hope, bucket.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
We will free.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
That was close and just in the nick of tod
Look at that big luck go to town on.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
That ape suit.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Well, another narrow escape, roll, Steve. I'll better get to
the stream and wash this sin off before I run
into any more trouble. I think I saw a prison movie.
Lock this once, Please be gentlest.
Speaker 4 (36:40):
But.
Speaker 17 (36:47):
Tune in again next week for another episode of the
Crucodile Stalker.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Good morning, You got the Big Show on the Rady
more chances for you to win coming up after your
news wedther in sports.
Speaker 16 (37:12):
You come on me today because you know no Sicilian
can refuse a request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a haircut. Maybe I'll ask you
to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll just
ask you to listen to John Boy and Billy on
the Big Show. Would you rather wake up with a
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horse's head while these two horses ask?
Speaker 1 (38:08):
Good morning? It makes shows on the radio with more
pre Valentine's Day fun with our odd couple Wraith in the.
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Rayford from The Big Show. They're back with a brand
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Speaker 7 (38:35):
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Speaker 1 (39:35):
That's the way I like it.
Speaker 9 (39:42):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
That's the way I like it.
Speaker 15 (39:48):
But I like it.
Speaker 9 (39:54):
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the party record of the year.
Speaker 8 (40:02):
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Speaker 9 (40:15):
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Speaker 1 (40:47):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio, right yall it
turning the corner from football to b ball with the
man R. Martin Packer from the ac Scene Network and
pack Good morning buddy.
Speaker 6 (40:59):
Good morning boy.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
You're right.
Speaker 10 (41:01):
Super Boar was over on Sunday. I like you God,
it was out all Oh God supposed to the two
Bust Teams. I turned that thing off in the third quarter,
the halftime, the commercials.
Speaker 6 (41:11):
The whole I mean, that's the best we can do.
Speaker 10 (41:14):
We got problems when nevertheless, regrats the Philadelphia They're the champs.
Speaker 6 (41:17):
They deserved it. They kid everybody's we were in. They
got there, they get the championship and all that cool.
Speaker 10 (41:22):
So we get ready for the Daytona five hundred this weekend, Johnny, Fuck,
guess what in between? It's all about college hoops because
it's about ready to become March badness right around the corner.
A great collection of games last night. But let me
go first of all, since I covered the ANCC and
John boy, what about Clemson. I mean, when you talk
about little ACC basketball, the Tigers on Saturday knockoff Duke.
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Finally somebody in the ACC knocks off the Blue Devils
and Brown Born. Now, just for fun, forty eight hours later,
beats Carolina. I mean, you go back to back beating
Duke and Carolina, especially as good folks down there in
the upstate of South Carolina. Hey, we remember too, Johnny,
they beat Kentucky earlier in the years they've been in Kentucky,
Duke and Carolina, And on top of that. To put
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things in perspective, the Tigers have now run the table
on everybody in the Big Four. First time ever they
sweep everybody in the Big Ford. I'm talking about Wake,
Duke State, and Carolina in the regular season. That's never
been done, Like humps and basketball. Let's just put that
in perspective about what in the world's going on from
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that perspective. So you know, that's the good news for Clemson.
The bad news is Hubert Davis and Carolina got problems.
They've got a lot of work to do, Johnny, to
make this NCAA toternament.
Speaker 6 (42:37):
They just don't have.
Speaker 10 (42:37):
Many opportunities to impress the judges with quad one wins.
They're one and ten against Quad one teams this year.
So if you're a Tar Hill fan, it's time to
start sweating it out a little bit here coming down
the stretch. So that's the acc part. How about the SEC.
Let's give those guys some love, because get ready this weekend.
Speaker 6 (42:56):
John Boy.
Speaker 10 (42:57):
Number one Auburn at number two Alabama. It is the
first time ever ever in the SEC that they've had
a number one versus number two matchup, And just for
everybody listening, you'll probably think, well, Packet, has that ever
happened in the ACC? It has four times in the
ACC you've had a number one versus the number two,
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But it hasn't happened since the Duke and Carolina hooked
up back in ninety eight. But in the SEC, Man,
they are having an amazing year in college hoops, but
one versus two this weekend Auburn and Alabama.
Speaker 6 (43:28):
He kind of used to that in football.
Speaker 10 (43:30):
No, no hard on Albert Bruce brows, guys, Mayo's got
that'll be a great game.
Speaker 6 (43:36):
And on top of that, the SEC this week in
the ap pole, number one Auburn, you got number two Bama.
Florida is tied at three with Duke, and Tennessee is five.
Speaker 10 (43:46):
It's the first time ever by any conference four teams
ranked in the top five in the country.
Speaker 6 (43:54):
Now, that is strong.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
That is unblueb and pack Just right quick, I just
got to ask you what, look at these SEC teams.
Are they paying the money? I heard somebody talking about you.
North Carolina is not paying the money and just to
be able to play at Chapel Hill is not cutting
it anymore. These SEC teams, have they got the cash?
Are they getting the Tames. What's happening, Johney.
Speaker 6 (44:17):
Do they have the cash?
Speaker 1 (44:18):
Yeah, they got the cash.
Speaker 6 (44:21):
Hey, it's one thing to say, listen, we're just gonna
go out and buy it. Teaman.
Speaker 10 (44:24):
To keep in mind now it's all legal now, I mean,
this is all. There are no rules and regulations anymore.
You got the nil, you get the collectives, you got
the boosters, and you just say, listen, we want to
go buy a cheap We just sown college football. You
know how State spent twenty to twenty five million dollars
in recruiting and just said, hey, Michigan won the title before.
Speaker 6 (44:42):
We can't put up with that nonsense. Let's just go
on fly. I agree, but you still got to coach them.
You still got to develop them. The ball still got
go in the basket. You still got to tackle in football.
Speaker 10 (44:51):
So you know, even with all that stuff, just the cash,
you still got to put together a team. And I
won't just say this about the s As great as
the year as they're having, John Boy, you still got
to cut down the nets. I mean the Southeastern Conference,
as good as they've been, they've not won the national
championship since Kentucky in twenty twelve and John Caliperry was
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doing it, so they got the do factor from that perspective.
Speaker 6 (45:15):
But man, their basketball this year has been out of.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Our Big Show listener down in Alabama? How about down Alburn, Alabama?
First one and two. That's awesome.
Speaker 6 (45:26):
Man's incredible, right, So it's gonna be a great weekend.
Speaker 10 (45:29):
You got great hoops come up this weekend a ton
of five hundred and if you can't sleep me and
just get a copy of that Super Bowl fifty.
Speaker 6 (45:36):
Nine after about a quarter and a half, you'll be
a snooze.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
Ah by good stuff, buddy, good stuff. We appreciate you, man.
Speaker 6 (45:44):
Cat you up next to next week.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
That's what you got, the man because Mark Pager on
the ACC nothing where you watch them on TV at
four pm week they't got that money. I just want
to hear it from pick now. I believe it all right, y'all,
let's play beating the blood for one hundred and twenty
dollars worth of bulls not cleaning products made in the USA,
one eight hundred big show. We're do it next
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