May 29, 2025 • 43 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Oliver provides a list of rules for women.. - Mad Max addresses the folks from PETA.. - The Grumpy Old Man explains why he hates women.. - Doug Rice recaps the week in NASCAR and looks ahead to this weekend’s race in Nashville.. - We fill a request for Tim Wilson’s “Ricky Tidwell’s Mama”.. - and Bill Silvers floats his ideas for solving our healthcare problems…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, Big shows on a radio and more Big
Show right around the corner.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is buzz nutlat with a bulletin Big Show Knows
reporter live on the scene of a major desactor. I've
never seen such carnage. And may I remind you that
I was at the Great Danna Pass Barbecue eating the
buckle of nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
This is much much worse.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
It's a massacre of mammoth proportions the tattered caucasses of
other morning shows lit at the battlefield. You're listening to
the victors in this morning radio war, John Boy and
Billy on the Big Show. Now, can I turn in
my expense receipts?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Gaga Doodle doo up and out here on is a
week shortened work?
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Thursday, May the twenty nine. Don't ride then, aby doing good?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah, National paper Clip Day might come in handy National
five twenty nine Day.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I never heard of this.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
As they're minding families and friends that it has never
been easier.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
To help save for a child's future.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Oh look where you live, it's like a tax deferred
savings account.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
By contributing to a five two nine saving explainer.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Okay, by damn good look in that day. Get your
kids ready for the future. But first you gotta get up.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Wor Yeah, so let's try that they wear here? Where
is up ahead of the game? Now, let us help you.
Big show's on a radio. Good morning, Big shows on
a radio. May in twenty ninth. I got my three
dates in history right here. It's where we get our categories. Okay,
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So yeah, you'll go ahead and get me ready to
their toty.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yeah, you get back to that. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
It sounds like this platoon needs to get a little
more rest.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Nineteen nineteen, Charles Streit pattened in the pop up toaster.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Good work, Charles.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Nineteen eighty two, The Incredible Hulk TV sci fi adventure
last aired on CBS and finally twenty twenty two, A
man disguise as an elderly disabled woman through cake at
the Mona Lisa that they love in Paris. Luckily, the
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painting was undamaged.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
You gotta be a pretty good shot with a piece
of cake, because the Mona Lisa is only like about
this big Is that right?
Speaker 7 (03:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yeah, I saw that other thing. It was some movie
I was. I think you told me about it. Fountain
of you.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Oh yeah, where they were stealing paintings and those were
little Yeah a man.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
I guess they were back then. Well yeah, well people
were smaller than John.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Oh right, well there you go.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Let's say just think about cakes on this last category.
Make it too hard on you one eight hundred Big
shows you told free line, Come on, play out birds next,
(04:09):
Good morning. It's to make Shawn the radio rolling through
your Thursday May twenty nine, ill feature track from the
Big Show bed Box Bill Silvers the BS Healthcare plan.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
That stands for Bill Silvers. I think it does.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Help cares your key words when you hit the bed
box at the Big Show, Dog.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Coming right out Outburst. Let's play Upburst. It's the game
that anyone can win. Shoon Boy and Billy to give
the prizes from the Big Prize p Let's go he
contested number one. This should really be a lot of fun.
(04:52):
Win you're playing Upburst. Have a hurry up and guest
time you love the best time. You love the big shots.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Let's say, hey Matthew from Bristol.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Can I say.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
Good morning?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Hey Matthew? There you are, buddy.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
How are you doing this morning?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Hey? Doing good? What about you?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I'm doing pretty good?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Okay, doing pretty good.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Let's see we can get you through three categories a
total of fifteen seconds. I think you're gonna be happy
with your pag of swag from world Lawnmowers round.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Okay, well, here we.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Go, Matthew, give us three things you can put in
a toaster?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Ready to go.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Bread.
Speaker 8 (05:53):
Let's see, no good come.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Out, no hall.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
All right, Matthew, don't move, Jackie, you make Matthew happy?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
All right?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Okay, Matthew, will you stand by for happiness on your
consolation prize?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I sure will.
Speaker 8 (06:16):
Thank y'all so much traveling.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Oh you sweet mane you hang on.
Speaker 9 (06:26):
Bodim many hour top of your news.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Right on the other side my Thursday morning time capsule.
You know that coming up, Maggie.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 9 (07:19):
Good morning, The Big Show's on the radio.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
John Boy, I'm.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
The big stupid one.
Speaker 9 (07:26):
Yea Billy everything. Okay, more Big show coming up here? Listen?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Is this the right button?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
But are you sure?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Okay, all right?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Are we off all right? By the way, tell the writers,
I think that came a little bit too early. Wanted
more less build up to the Okay, I tell who
I got.
Speaker 9 (07:46):
On the phone, So we got one.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
Okay, Hello John boy?
Speaker 9 (07:50):
Hey who is this?
Speaker 8 (07:51):
Jay Honeycutt from the Candy Space Center.
Speaker 9 (07:53):
Hey, Jay, how's it going, buddy?
Speaker 8 (07:55):
Well? Not bad, but you got a second Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Wait wait Jackie lets and taillerskin bulls. I'll call him
right back. I need to wrap with Jail. The press
I know is when it press him just away. If
he wants to talk to.
Speaker 9 (08:06):
Me, he can wait. All right, I got Jail on
the phone. Hey Jay, how can I help you? Buddy?
Speaker 8 (08:09):
Well, we got a little problem with that shuttle mission.
You know, we lost your while back.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
Uh huh, and I need your help, no prob what
you got?
Speaker 8 (08:15):
Well, we're supposed to do a space walk tomorrow morning
and we can't get that outer hatch open.
Speaker 6 (08:20):
Huh.
Speaker 9 (08:21):
Now will the latch handles rotate properly?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (08:24):
Did you remove the safety catches?
Speaker 8 (08:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (08:26):
We did that, and the handles won't turn All four?
Speaker 8 (08:29):
All four?
Speaker 9 (08:30):
Let's see all right? Now, this is just a shot
in the dark.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Jay, reamon the numbers off the temperature sensors on the
evil monitor panel.
Speaker 8 (08:36):
Uh, just sick. Let's see here, how do I get
that remote readout program?
Speaker 6 (08:41):
Press the function seven key function seven. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
You see that little roll keys at the very top
of your keyboard. They should say F one, F two,
F three. Oh yeah yeah, press F seven.
Speaker 8 (08:51):
Got it all right?
Speaker 9 (08:52):
Now, what do you see?
Speaker 10 (08:54):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (08:54):
Minus one hundred and fifty centigrade.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Minus one fifty, Jay, look at these starboard three ruster monitor.
Speaker 8 (09:00):
Readout starboard thruster readout.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
That's F four.
Speaker 8 (09:05):
Oh, okay, got it. It reads the negative.
Speaker 9 (09:08):
That's what I thought.
Speaker 6 (09:10):
Jay.
Speaker 9 (09:10):
The shuttle isn't rotating in orbit, is it? No?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
No, it's not. And when a spacecraft is orbiting, it's
got to rotate. So the same side of the shuttle
and always facing the sun, if it is that side
that's in the sun will heat up hundreds of degrees.
In the side away from the sun goes into like
a deep freeze. The outer hatch is on the side
away from the sun. It's minus one hundred and fifty degrees,
which means the latches are frozen shut.
Speaker 8 (09:34):
So what do I do?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Well, fire the rotational thruster and then the shuttle is
starting to rotate and then the.
Speaker 9 (09:39):
Lock of unfreeze.
Speaker 8 (09:40):
How do I do that?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Okay, access the remote access link to the starboard thrust
readout program for a half second burn.
Speaker 8 (09:48):
A half second burn.
Speaker 9 (09:50):
That means the rocket fires for half a second.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
Oh and to do that, press.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Press F twelve, Jay, click the burn duration field type
in point five.
Speaker 8 (10:00):
Got it?
Speaker 3 (10:00):
All right?
Speaker 9 (10:01):
Everything? Okay? What's your inclination?
Speaker 8 (10:03):
Mostly I like bond?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
No, no, no, Jay, your inclination. It's a degree reading
on panel four.
Speaker 8 (10:09):
Let's see fifty seven degree.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
No, no, no, you you you need to adjust that.
Make it fifty one point six.
Speaker 8 (10:16):
Fifty one point six. Okay, all right?
Speaker 9 (10:19):
What's your altitude?
Speaker 8 (10:21):
One hundred and eighty four statute miles one.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Hundred and eighty four Jade, that should be one ninety six.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Yeah, at least.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
I'll get right on it, all right, I hope.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
So.
Speaker 8 (10:33):
Man, Hey, we're having a press conference tomorrow about that
installation stuff we're working on for NASCAR. Is that going
pretty good?
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Well?
Speaker 9 (10:40):
Yes, of course it is.
Speaker 8 (10:41):
What does that stuff do exactly?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
It reflects the heat away from the cockpit. Lords settempers
you're inside the car about fifty.
Speaker 6 (10:48):
Degrees and that help, I should.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Say it does, especially in places like Talladega the summertime
inside of that car heats up to over one hundred
and fifty degrees.
Speaker 8 (10:57):
Wow, that wouldn't make a difference. You really need what
you would doing in there. Yeah, and by the way,
thanks for letting us take the credit for.
Speaker 9 (11:03):
No problem Jawn, here for you, man.
Speaker 8 (11:04):
And hey, great job on that trumpet solo at the
NASCAR A million dollar contributors bank. Well yeah, everybody said
earth wind environmentally was the most amazing thing they'd ever heard.
Speaker 11 (11:13):
Thanks you.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
But remember now, I want you to keep that quiet
because I'm not supposed to be really able to play.
Speaker 8 (11:18):
And I know, Hey, great idea on the Mars rock too,
with a bacteria on it. Yeah, that thing kept us
on the front pages for a week.
Speaker 9 (11:25):
I have an idea, man, Jay, That's what I do.
Speaker 6 (11:27):
Man.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Now, anytime you need anything, you'll give me a call.
I'm here for you guys. I love NASA, you know that.
Speaker 8 (11:32):
Well, thanks Johnny. Anytime I can help you out, just
say the.
Speaker 6 (11:35):
Word, I'll do it.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Hey, what, well, that reminds me, Jay, that lipless guy's
coming in tomorrow morning.
Speaker 9 (11:40):
Now, what's that thing?
Speaker 1 (11:40):
He always says, that's a vast improvement over my idea?
Speaker 8 (11:44):
No, no, no, it's that's a lot better than what
I had.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah right right yeah.
Speaker 8 (11:50):
Well okay, Johnny, I gotta go best of the game.
Speaker 9 (11:53):
All right, same to you guys.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Hey, AJ, We're getting ready to play the current Events
quiz in a few minutes.
Speaker 9 (11:57):
You know how I always get that mixed up? Now
the right answer?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Take b no, no, no, take sea right, okay, okay
take see hey no what that's a lot better than
what I have.
Speaker 9 (12:08):
I love man.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I kills me Shaun.
Speaker 10 (12:11):
Boy and Billy Kiston.
Speaker 6 (12:13):
We have a problem.
Speaker 10 (12:15):
Good morning radio, dumb right, good morning.
Speaker 9 (12:43):
That's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
And I Hey Marvin Webster, Yo, what's up?
Speaker 11 (12:50):
How y'all doing?
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Hey?
Speaker 11 (12:52):
Man, my mama called me Thursday night talking about Marvin.
I'm just calling because you ain't been over to see
me in a while. I said, I you know, Mama,
I've been mean to get over there. I'm sorry. I've
been kind of busy at work. It just kind of
fall through the crack, you know how it is. She said,
where you better be glad you ain't fall through the
crack when I was bringing you up. You might have
turned into a crack head. I always lay that guilt
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on you, I said, I'll tell you what, Mama, I'm sorry.
I get over there this weekend sometime, I promise. She said,
bunch of your kin folks coming over on Saturday morning.
Once you come see them. I say, okay, well that's perfect.
What time am I gonna get there? She said, I
don't know long about the six fifteen. I'm like six fifteen.
Hold up, you ain't trying to trick me into working
(13:37):
one of them Webster family yard sails. He said, well, yeah,
we have a little thing over here. We need some help,
and we could use some stuff to put in it too.
You got any old clothes of furniture that you're tired of?
I said, yeah, I got a lot of stuff I'm
tired of. Unfortunately, I'm either wearing it or sitting on
it right now. You know how, this is your family
(13:59):
probately like that, all kinds of sisters and aunts and cousins.
One of them always fixing the half a yard sale.
And don't ask me why, cause they ain't never got
no good stuff to put in it. Last time my
sister had the yard, Hell, here's what she put out
in the front yard. It was a bean bag chair,
had a big old hole in the side of it
and a set of hot curlers. It onen't been sitting
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on the back of her commode since about nineteen seventy five,
you know what I mean. Lid all melted on one end,
about half the curlers going out of it. And they
always be like a big box of huge socks and
women's drawls they trying to sell them, and three DOUBLEA
batteries and half a pack of cigarettes. My family put
stuff in the yard cell. Looked like they was taking
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it to the curb to throw it away, and only
got halfway down the driveway, you know. And they're always
trying to get the men in the family to come
over and help out, like there's all kind of heavy
lifting to do or something. My uncle Ray is the
only one. He's always in. He would show up every
time and he would stay all day long. See, Ray
is one of them dudes. He thinks the family is
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just one good yard sail away from hitting it rich.
Everybody gonna retire, you know. Here, gotta get in the game, Marvin.
It's all about the Benjamin's. I'm like, Benjamin, who have
you seen what they're selling out here? Y'all be lucky.
If you see Abraham Lincoln in the days overwhere. I
don't know how Ray thinks he gonna get rich anyway.
(15:24):
What money they do make, they always give away. Or
this money ain't for me, we gonna give it to
the church building fund. Oh, they don't like to hear that.
Don't tell me about no building fund. Y'all been going
that church for sixty five years. They ain't change nothing
but the light bulbs. I mean it ain't, no doubt.
A Webster family yard seal is a painful way to
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spend the day. So when Mama called me on Thursday,
I said, look here, Mama, you know I love you, right,
I come stay the whole day with you on Sunday.
Just please don't make me work the yard, saying you
want to make some money for the church. Fine, I'll
bring my check book.
Speaker 6 (16:01):
Women.
Speaker 11 (16:02):
Whatever you make on the yard sell I'll match it. No, no, no, wait,
I'll double it, Mamma says, you own, baby boy. So,
as it turned out, I got out of sad, went
to see Mama on Sunday, wrote a check so she
could double up on the church building fund. It was
the best twelve dollars I ever spent in my life,
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y'all think about it. I'm mobbing with.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Good morning.
Speaker 9 (16:32):
You got the Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
All more chances for you to win coming up after
your news, weather and sports. Hi, this is Spanjordi arts
in all today from hammer Langer, Fjord, Norway.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
After a round to kick the Wolverine.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
There's nothing like sitting back, drinking a great big Harring
smoothie and listening.
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To the Big Show with John Boy and Bealey.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
There's a Bondie.
Speaker 9 (17:34):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
If you checked out John Boyd's wonderful thing this week,
the number one hundred and forty four, it's a challenge
going from the fifty four Combat Communications Squadron Robins Air
Force based down in Georgia.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
You name it, a hat will give it away. Friday
at the beginning of the final hour, this week's mixtion
got that all right, all very special appearance in minutes
before we played John Boy, Jeffardy, then Mad Max at
the bottom of the hour. Ben Jones on the radio.
(18:12):
Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio. Oliver standing by.
Let me tell you about the prize pack you can win.
We always go to we get a winner on John
Boyd Jeffardy. It's one hundred and twenty dollars worth of
Bull's not cleaning products made in the USA.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
We don't have to rown about it. We get it.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
Look for Bulls Not at drug stomps across America, or
download the Bulls not that I go play for it.
Speaker 9 (18:39):
In minute, it is time for Oliver.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
When when when women nowadays, we try to be patient,
we try to be understanding, but it seems that every
time we lay down a set of rules, the skirts
just don't get. They think we're trying to control them,
(19:07):
when in reality we're trying to help them, because once
they finally learn what we expect of them, the better
off we're all gonna be.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Well.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Ladies, you better grab a pen. Tata will have somebody
check your spelling, and get ready to write, because this
is the last time we're going to tell you. And
please note these are all number one because they're all
equally important. Number one, regardless of what you and your
girlfriends assume, men are not mind readers. Number one. Learn
(19:44):
to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down.
We kneed it up, you kneed it down. You don't
hear us whinding about you leaving it down, put on
your big girl panties and deal with it.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Ha.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Number one, Sunday sports are like the full moon or
the changing tides.
Speaker 9 (20:07):
Just let it be.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Number one.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Shopping is not a sport, and no, we're never gonna
think of it that way, so forget it.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Number one.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
If you don't get your own way, don't cry. Crying
is blackmail, but we do get a good laugh out
of it. Number one, ask for what you want. Let's
be clear on this one. Subtle hints don't work. Strong
hints don't work. Obvious hints don't work.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Just say it.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
If we wanted to crack a code, we joined the
CIA eenough already.
Speaker 9 (20:56):
Number one.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Yes and no our perfectly acceptable answers to most questions.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Number one.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Come to us with a problem only if you want
help solving it. That's what men do. If you want sympathy,
call your girlfriend. Number one. A headache that lasts for
seventeen months is a problem. Either see a doctor or
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call an escort service for mean. Number one, anything said
six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact,
all comments become null and void after seven days. Shut up,
good girl, see she's learning. Number one. If you won't
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dress like a Victoria's Secret model, don't expect us to
act like soap opera guys. Number one. If you think
you're you probably are. Don't ask us unless you're looking
for the truth. Yes, I can see it from here.
(22:19):
I would write that one down.
Speaker 9 (22:24):
Number one.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and
one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we
meant the other us. Number one. You can either ask
us to do something or tell us how you want
it done, not both. If you already know best how
to do it, then do it yourself.
Speaker 9 (22:52):
Number one.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Wherever possible, please say what you have to say during commercials.
Number one, all men see only sixteen colors. Peach is
a fruit, not a color. Same with pumpkin. We have
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no idea what Marv is Number one. Number one. If
you're keeping track, If it itches, we scratch it. That's
how we roll babies. Number one. If we ask what's
wrong and you say nothing, we will act like nothing's wrong.
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We know you're lying, but it's just not worth the hassle.
Number one. If you ask a question you don't really
want an answer, to expect an answer you don't really
want to hear. Number one when we have to go somewhere.
Absolutely anything you want to wear is fine.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Really.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Number one, don't ask us what we're thinking about unless
you're prepared to discuss topics like baseball, handgun safety, or
pawn And number one, you have enough clothes. You have
too many shoes, and I am in shape. Round is
a shape. Thank you for listening. Yes, I know I
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have to sleep on the couch tonight, but you know
what I like it. It's like camping.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
That's how we rolled. Baby.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
All right, you already we all just sit there, all right.
Today's John Boy Jeopardy. We got a review yesterday's.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
We found out when this is inside of its original container,
so tosi one hundred one degrees, but when you take
it out, you got to keep it four degrees.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
O potato cow's milk is what we found out Today's
John Boy Jeopardy. After twelve years of high demand for
their Mister Potato Head toys, the company finally addressed a
number one complaint from moms and in nineteen sixty four
began including one of these with every play set.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
What's a pair of pants?
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Oh, Miss Potato head never had pants, no way to
pay attention? What y'all got one eight hundred Big Show
you told free line. We played John Boy Jeopardy next
(26:02):
Good Thursday morning at Big Show's on the radio. Today's
feature track for the Big Show ben Box. I'm in
Bill Silver with a BS healthcare plan. Search for keywords
healthcare to hit the ben box at the Bigshow dot Com.
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Here right now, let's.
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Play yes live across America.
Speaker 9 (26:22):
It's John Boy jebbebeh Wow Why and now your.
Speaker 5 (26:25):
Host, Well, he's not quite considered to be in his
golden years, but I'm gonna tell you we're seeing some
yellowing pretty fast.
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He's young boy.
Speaker 11 (26:37):
It's my shirt.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Say hey to Darryl out of Glenwood, Arkansas.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
Good morning, Darryl.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Are you hey?
Speaker 3 (26:48):
We good? Boddy? How you doing so far?
Speaker 11 (26:51):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (26:52):
Making it slowly but surely?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Right, Dad, you got the first shot at John boyd
Jebary this morning. So, after twelve years of high demand
for their Mister Potato Head toys, the company finally addressed
the number one complaint from moms and began including one
of these with every Mister Potato Head in nineteen sixty four.
Speaker 9 (27:17):
What could it be?
Speaker 10 (27:18):
Daryl.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Oh darn oh you f okay, he's.
Speaker 9 (27:30):
A fast thaking I got my head up my ear.
Speaker 7 (27:37):
Oh damn, I know they played uh with the real potatoes.
Uh huh, but I'm trying to think of the word
that they they packaged it.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Hmmm. Yeah, that's a tougher right there, Darryl.
Speaker 10 (27:55):
It is yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (27:57):
It's a Bard screamer.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
A what, Darryl?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
A label?
Speaker 3 (28:08):
A label? A label? Hold on on here, hold on
show us.
Speaker 6 (28:19):
I'm sorry, no, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
A label now you can just move on.
Speaker 6 (28:28):
I got it.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Well, we appreciate you playing glad.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
You got some thinking done for th morning to everybody
help me.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Back every day.
Speaker 7 (28:42):
Everything uh is a wab of getting her done and.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
What Argan's all you are in your own special way.
We appreciate you, buddy.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Let's go to Mark. He's down in Lillian, Alabama.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Good morning, Mark, Oh boy, Mark you there right?
Speaker 4 (29:05):
Good caution your label has already been guessed. What they
start including with a mister potato head toys.
Speaker 6 (29:16):
There, Mark, A plastic potato.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
A plastic potato. Well you right on? That be goes.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Yeah, Darryl was kind of owned to it because, yeah,
you used to have to use a real potato yeap
like so yeah.
Speaker 5 (29:37):
And they did some marketing so that you could use
carrots and beats and no, thank you.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
The potatoes working, you know as a plastic niter lives
and let.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
My kids got to play with their food.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
They got tons of complaints from moms because the kids
were ruining dinner.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Oh man, you remember this too.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Back in twenty one, hasbro to Come that owns the brand,
decided to give in the canceled culture.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
Can you guess why?
Speaker 6 (30:06):
Mister?
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Yeah, you have to rebrand the toys in way that's
more gender neutral by dropping the mister from the toys
official name. All right, I got a real tat for you.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
They just named it potato head, so it's potato head.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Okay, Well, mar good work, Bune of your big old
bullsnot prize back head down to Lilian for you much,
all right, buddy, Hey man, y'all check out me at
Jojo catch a few fish over the Memorial Day lot
(30:47):
of y'all checked it out of the John Woe bill
a Facebook page very much.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
You know, we love fish. Mad Mind's got something about that.
On the other side. Good morning, that's a big show
(31:31):
on the radio in about twenty minutes, it's Doug Grumbie,
old man squeeze an accompling here it's this call good morning,
Big Joe.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
John Boyn Billy Yo, mad Ma, Say you doing you think? Mad? Good?
Call nostrodommad So what's you mad at? Mad? Peter? They
all time on TV are crying about testing cosmetics and
drugs as such. Well at it again. I was curled
(32:02):
up on the couch with a Wall Street Journal last night. Really,
you know, not really now? Where was I?
Speaker 12 (32:10):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Yeah? According to the Journal, these goons has moved beyond
trying to get people to quit wearing fur and eating meating,
running around springing rabbits out of the lab rat the revlin.
Now they say the great animal rights crisis of the
moment is fishing. That's right, fish are people too. But
(32:32):
they started out running him commercials talking about how tuna
fishermen are hooking dolphins up in their nets, talking about
these are innocent bystanders, like the rest of them were
hanging out on a corner smoking cigarettes, breaking in people's houses,
asking for you know, how can you eat that the
flipper might be in there? Well, I don't reckon Charlie
(32:53):
the tuna is real tickled it neither. I tell you
he's got a lot more personality than Flip Rabbit, all
about having him new agers, boy that love a dolphin,
don't you hear him? Tell it? Dolphins is a large
smarter than humans on them TV shows even started with Flipper.
Now he got SeaQuest him. Dolphins all day smarter than
anybody on that submarine. Well, if they's so damn smart,
(33:16):
what they doing stuck up in that with a bunch
of tunas. Don't ever see that one on TV?
Speaker 3 (33:22):
Do you now?
Speaker 1 (33:23):
He's pita idiots is on a crusade outlaw fishing altogether.
Fish feel pain, life spring from the ocean. It's like
we're eating our own brothers. Well, hey brother, how about
taking a bite out of my big old bucket. We
didn't come crawling out of no ocean. I got a
brother in last by the stupidest thing God ever stretched
(33:45):
a patch of skin over, And even he ain't never
been called in a tunaday. And I tell you about
the best fisherman I ever seen. Gum is a stump,
but he can flat puts you on some fish ahole.
Bunch of these pitaheads, you see, they tried to bust
up a fish and tournament down in Fort Lauderdale. That's
what they did. They pulled up to the pier, started
(34:06):
waving banners and said fishing cold blooded sport, and had
one get hooked on compassion not fish, not exactly. Hell no,
we won't go, is say, not some problem with your
anti fishing movement. Just ain't no good slow. He's idiots
booing the fishermen and hollering get a live, get a live.
(34:28):
They run a boat out in the middle of water.
They're started beating the water with bamboo poles to scare
away the fish. I swear you got scuba divers swimming
out under the boats, caring fish, cutting lines. But we
need to get a live. I gotta figure a lot
of this protest stuff is lost on your average fishermen.
(34:50):
I picture too good old boys out there. One of
them turns to the other and says, Earl, Am, I crazy?
Are is there a bunch of them sickly looking vegetarians
out there beating the water with bamboo pools. Earl says, well, now,
I ain't never gonna catch nothing like that. They failers.
You need to get some line on him pole. Go
borrow Buck of the knife crawlers. We got a bunch
(35:13):
of them stupids. They had a quote from my man,
one of my heroes, Virgil Ward, in that store. Now
Virgil is a member of three different fishing halls of fame,
former producer and fisherman of the number one fishing show
in America. Now here's a man. His job for the
last fifty years is to go fishing. Now he retires,
(35:35):
so he'll have more time to fish. Now, which side
of is here to bait? And you reckon? He come
down on? Yeah, boy, Virgil says he's anti fishing. People
been sending him letters for years asking him to join
up with them. Says it makes him so mad he
just throws them away. Then the calm down goes out
and does a little fishing. They show Virgil some tape
(35:57):
m failers out there beating the water with the poles.
You know what he said, what I ain't never gonna
cash nothing like that. I'm telling you, we just don't
get it. This store also quotes some zooologists, doctor Austin Williams.
He says fish are sentiment organism, so of course they
feel pain. No sardine ever died a happy death. Well, now,
(36:18):
I hate to bring this up, you being a doctor
and all, but you're a fish. How happy can you be?
It ain't like one fish turns to his wife and says, well, honey,
we've got our health. We got eighteen hundred beautiful children.
But you know I can't enjoy it knowing we could
be snatched out of the water at any moment by
a cruel, heartless fisherman. Hey, they're fish. They swim, they eat,
(36:41):
they poop, they swim some more. They wind up on
the end of a hook. It ain't like they feel cheated,
you activist and type fishing movie. Ain't there nothing else
going on in the world you can turn your attention to.
What about that hole up their nose on? Why don't
you go protect the rain forest? Save some monkeys? At
least he'll play with you, some of them. You can
(37:04):
teach you to smoke a cigar and ride a bicycle. Now,
light something, word save it. Just leave the fish along there,
fish man, it's called the food chain. You're on the top.
Speaker 9 (37:16):
Deal with it.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Why don't y'all get out in the boat and beat
each other over the head of the bamboo poles? Who
knows you might knock some sents in one another and
be quiet scary enough fish John boy, Billy, y'all have.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Is a big on the radio, all ride old Coca
Cola six hundred race.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
The rose Estang is his first victory this year.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
I'm in dog Rice is hopping about twenty minutes and
we will get you ready with the boys hopping over
to Tennessee Racing in Nashville this weekend.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
And right now.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
It's time for the grumpy old man Juggle eat, bugglety
d d d. I'm old and I hate women. Oh,
in my day, we didn't have to deal with any
bathroom hogging, non stop nagging, PMS and pissing, moaning, light shortening,
(38:42):
misery magnets called women. Oh, sure they were around, But
in the good old days we knew how to deal
with him. We kept him out back in cages like hamsters,
and only took him out for cooking and cleaning and
breeding and fishing.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
A battlesnakes out of the outhouse.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
And when you got tired of the one you had,
you hitched her up to the wagon and had a
pull you into town on a Saturday night to the
swamp meet and you traded with your neighbor, and if
you wanted to go hunting a fishing down to the
local beard joint, you didn't have to ask. You a woman,
you told her. And if you didn't come home that night,
(39:23):
that was your business. You just made sure to put
some papers down in case she had an accident.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Oh and we liked it.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
We loved it. And of course she never thanked you,
because she was a woman and they're known for being ungrateful.
She was ungrateful that you spent all that time building
a coop for her to sleep in so she could
get out of the rain and stay warm in the winter.
She was ungrateful when you went and spent your heart
earned money on a brand new harness.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
So she could be comfortable when she was pulling the plow.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
She was ungreatful when you bought her some new kitchen
cleaver so she didn't have to bite the heads off
the chickens anymore.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
But did she ever say thank you?
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Hell to the No.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
That's what all your generosity and hard work got.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
Youa dingle dangley.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
Do look at me, I'm wasting my life on an
uppery farm, halfer with feathers and the.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
Teeth Hella Louja.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Then one day a bunch of candy ass closet cases
got together and.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
Said, hey, maybe we are to treat women better. Better
how so they started letting.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
Them bathe and wear clothes. Before you know what, everybody
was doing it. All that kind of jetler crap went
to their heads. Soon they were sleeping indoors and learning
to use the bathroom and going to the doctor when
they got sick. From there, things went downhill faster than
(41:02):
Sonny Bono, a fello from town. Old Krusty Underwood took
his ball and chain to the library one time.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
Well, she found out about books and learned to read.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Then they started having secret meetings, and pretty soon all
the mouthy mamas in town were reading. Then came voting
and driving, And then they went and demanded to be
paid for.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
Working, paid for working.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
It's the end of civilization, we thought, but at least
it wouldn't get me worse. And we was wrong. Pretty
soon they invented women's lib All of a sudden, all
the ugly girls were making a big broad bonfire, unleashing their.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
Droopy bloffs muffins on the world.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
Then they started demanding to be paid what a man
would for the same job, which was a crime because
everyone knows that women were in theory of the men.
But now you couldn't say it because it was politically incorrect,
and we might make him mad and they'd abandon the
porn industry and destroy the Internet.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
Great googly Moogli, And here.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
We are today, looking back at what a wonderful world
this could have been, if only we'd been smart enough
to keep them in their places.
Speaker 3 (42:29):
Head out of our faces, flippery, floppery flu Look at me.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
I'm a big, dumb, nuted moron who threw away paradise
on Earth so Oprah could tell me what a rotten
sp I hate women.
Speaker 9 (42:47):
Good morning, you got a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
Ah, you're gonna have all them good at too.
Speaker 12 (42:56):
Shoe on a radio talking about that damn Peyton having baby.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
There're nothing sexy as than.
Speaker 12 (43:04):
A hot young man talking trash on the radio. I
like all them opinionated tip men, rock Limball, John Handity,
neil Board. There's snow on the roof, there's a fire
in the funny, it's getting hot in here.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
I take off all my clothes. Who I feel so
vulnerable
Good morning, Big shows on a radio and more Big
Show right around the corner.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is buzz nutlat with a bulletin Big Show Knows
reporter live on the scene of a major desactor. I've
never seen such carnage. And may I remind you that
I was at the Great Danna Pass Barbecue eating the
buckle of nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
This is much much worse.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
It's a massacre of mammoth proportions the tattered caucasses of
other morning shows lit at the battlefield. You're listening to
the victors in this morning radio war, John Boy and
Billy on the Big Show. Now, can I turn in
my expense receipts?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Gaga Doodle doo up and out here on is a
week shortened work?
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Thursday, May the twenty nine. Don't ride then, aby doing good?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah, National paper Clip Day might come in handy National
five twenty nine Day.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I never heard of this.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
As they're minding families and friends that it has never
been easier.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
To help save for a child's future.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Oh look where you live, it's like a tax deferred
savings account.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
By contributing to a five two nine saving explainer.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Okay, by damn good look in that day. Get your
kids ready for the future. But first you gotta get up.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Wor Yeah, so let's try that they wear here? Where
is up ahead of the game? Now, let us help you.
Big show's on a radio. Good morning, Big shows on
a radio. May in twenty ninth. I got my three
dates in history right here. It's where we get our categories. Okay,
(02:17):
So yeah, you'll go ahead and get me ready to
their toty.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yeah, you get back to that. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
It sounds like this platoon needs to get a little
more rest.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Nineteen nineteen, Charles Streit pattened in the pop up toaster.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Good work, Charles.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Nineteen eighty two, The Incredible Hulk TV sci fi adventure
last aired on CBS and finally twenty twenty two, A
man disguise as an elderly disabled woman through cake at
the Mona Lisa that they love in Paris. Luckily, the
(03:04):
painting was undamaged.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
You gotta be a pretty good shot with a piece
of cake, because the Mona Lisa is only like about
this big Is that right?
Speaker 7 (03:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yeah, I saw that other thing. It was some movie
I was. I think you told me about it. Fountain
of you.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Oh yeah, where they were stealing paintings and those were
little Yeah a man.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
I guess they were back then. Well yeah, well people
were smaller than John.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Oh right, well there you go.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Let's say just think about cakes on this last category.
Make it too hard on you one eight hundred Big
shows you told free line, Come on, play out birds next,
(04:09):
Good morning. It's to make Shawn the radio rolling through
your Thursday May twenty nine, ill feature track from the
Big Show bed Box Bill Silvers the BS Healthcare plan.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
That stands for Bill Silvers. I think it does.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Help cares your key words when you hit the bed
box at the Big Show, Dog.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Coming right out Outburst. Let's play Upburst. It's the game
that anyone can win. Shoon Boy and Billy to give
the prizes from the Big Prize p Let's go he
contested number one. This should really be a lot of fun.
(04:52):
Win you're playing Upburst. Have a hurry up and guest
time you love the best time. You love the big shots.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Let's say, hey Matthew from Bristol.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Can I say.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
Good morning?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Hey Matthew? There you are, buddy.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
How are you doing this morning?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Hey? Doing good? What about you?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I'm doing pretty good?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Okay, doing pretty good.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Let's see we can get you through three categories a
total of fifteen seconds. I think you're gonna be happy
with your pag of swag from world Lawnmowers round.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Okay, well, here we.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Go, Matthew, give us three things you can put in
a toaster?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Ready to go.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Bread.
Speaker 8 (05:53):
Let's see, no good come.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Out, no hall.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
All right, Matthew, don't move, Jackie, you make Matthew happy?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
All right?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Okay, Matthew, will you stand by for happiness on your
consolation prize?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I sure will.
Speaker 8 (06:16):
Thank y'all so much traveling.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Oh you sweet mane you hang on.
Speaker 9 (06:26):
Bodim many hour top of your news.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Right on the other side my Thursday morning time capsule.
You know that coming up, Maggie.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 9 (07:19):
Good morning, The Big Show's on the radio.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
John Boy, I'm.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
The big stupid one.
Speaker 9 (07:26):
Yea Billy everything. Okay, more Big show coming up here? Listen?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Is this the right button?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
But are you sure?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Okay, all right?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Are we off all right? By the way, tell the writers,
I think that came a little bit too early. Wanted
more less build up to the Okay, I tell who
I got.
Speaker 9 (07:46):
On the phone, So we got one.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
Okay, Hello John boy?
Speaker 9 (07:50):
Hey who is this?
Speaker 8 (07:51):
Jay Honeycutt from the Candy Space Center.
Speaker 9 (07:53):
Hey, Jay, how's it going, buddy?
Speaker 8 (07:55):
Well? Not bad, but you got a second Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Wait wait Jackie lets and taillerskin bulls. I'll call him
right back. I need to wrap with Jail. The press
I know is when it press him just away. If
he wants to talk to.
Speaker 9 (08:06):
Me, he can wait. All right, I got Jail on
the phone. Hey Jay, how can I help you? Buddy?
Speaker 8 (08:09):
Well, we got a little problem with that shuttle mission.
You know, we lost your while back.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
Uh huh, and I need your help, no prob what
you got?
Speaker 8 (08:15):
Well, we're supposed to do a space walk tomorrow morning
and we can't get that outer hatch open.
Speaker 6 (08:20):
Huh.
Speaker 9 (08:21):
Now will the latch handles rotate properly?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (08:24):
Did you remove the safety catches?
Speaker 8 (08:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (08:26):
We did that, and the handles won't turn All four?
Speaker 8 (08:29):
All four?
Speaker 9 (08:30):
Let's see all right? Now, this is just a shot
in the dark.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Jay, reamon the numbers off the temperature sensors on the
evil monitor panel.
Speaker 8 (08:36):
Uh, just sick. Let's see here, how do I get
that remote readout program?
Speaker 6 (08:41):
Press the function seven key function seven. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
You see that little roll keys at the very top
of your keyboard. They should say F one, F two,
F three. Oh yeah yeah, press F seven.
Speaker 8 (08:51):
Got it all right?
Speaker 9 (08:52):
Now, what do you see?
Speaker 10 (08:54):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (08:54):
Minus one hundred and fifty centigrade.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Minus one fifty, Jay, look at these starboard three ruster monitor.
Speaker 8 (09:00):
Readout starboard thruster readout.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
That's F four.
Speaker 8 (09:05):
Oh, okay, got it. It reads the negative.
Speaker 9 (09:08):
That's what I thought.
Speaker 6 (09:10):
Jay.
Speaker 9 (09:10):
The shuttle isn't rotating in orbit, is it? No?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
No, it's not. And when a spacecraft is orbiting, it's
got to rotate. So the same side of the shuttle
and always facing the sun, if it is that side
that's in the sun will heat up hundreds of degrees.
In the side away from the sun goes into like
a deep freeze. The outer hatch is on the side
away from the sun. It's minus one hundred and fifty degrees,
which means the latches are frozen shut.
Speaker 8 (09:34):
So what do I do?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Well, fire the rotational thruster and then the shuttle is
starting to rotate and then the.
Speaker 9 (09:39):
Lock of unfreeze.
Speaker 8 (09:40):
How do I do that?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Okay, access the remote access link to the starboard thrust
readout program for a half second burn.
Speaker 8 (09:48):
A half second burn.
Speaker 9 (09:50):
That means the rocket fires for half a second.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
Oh and to do that, press.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Press F twelve, Jay, click the burn duration field type
in point five.
Speaker 8 (10:00):
Got it?
Speaker 3 (10:00):
All right?
Speaker 9 (10:01):
Everything? Okay? What's your inclination?
Speaker 8 (10:03):
Mostly I like bond?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
No, no, no, Jay, your inclination. It's a degree reading
on panel four.
Speaker 8 (10:09):
Let's see fifty seven degree.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
No, no, no, you you you need to adjust that.
Make it fifty one point six.
Speaker 8 (10:16):
Fifty one point six. Okay, all right?
Speaker 9 (10:19):
What's your altitude?
Speaker 8 (10:21):
One hundred and eighty four statute miles one.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Hundred and eighty four Jade, that should be one ninety six.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Yeah, at least.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
I'll get right on it, all right, I hope.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
So.
Speaker 8 (10:33):
Man, Hey, we're having a press conference tomorrow about that
installation stuff we're working on for NASCAR. Is that going
pretty good?
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Well?
Speaker 9 (10:40):
Yes, of course it is.
Speaker 8 (10:41):
What does that stuff do exactly?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
It reflects the heat away from the cockpit. Lords settempers
you're inside the car about fifty.
Speaker 6 (10:48):
Degrees and that help, I should.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Say it does, especially in places like Talladega the summertime
inside of that car heats up to over one hundred
and fifty degrees.
Speaker 8 (10:57):
Wow, that wouldn't make a difference. You really need what
you would doing in there. Yeah, and by the way,
thanks for letting us take the credit for.
Speaker 9 (11:03):
No problem Jawn, here for you, man.
Speaker 8 (11:04):
And hey, great job on that trumpet solo at the
NASCAR A million dollar contributors bank. Well yeah, everybody said
earth wind environmentally was the most amazing thing they'd ever heard.
Speaker 11 (11:13):
Thanks you.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
But remember now, I want you to keep that quiet
because I'm not supposed to be really able to play.
Speaker 8 (11:18):
And I know, Hey, great idea on the Mars rock too,
with a bacteria on it. Yeah, that thing kept us
on the front pages for a week.
Speaker 9 (11:25):
I have an idea, man, Jay, That's what I do.
Speaker 6 (11:27):
Man.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Now, anytime you need anything, you'll give me a call.
I'm here for you guys. I love NASA, you know that.
Speaker 8 (11:32):
Well, thanks Johnny. Anytime I can help you out, just
say the.
Speaker 6 (11:35):
Word, I'll do it.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Hey, what, well, that reminds me, Jay, that lipless guy's
coming in tomorrow morning.
Speaker 9 (11:40):
Now, what's that thing?
Speaker 1 (11:40):
He always says, that's a vast improvement over my idea?
Speaker 8 (11:44):
No, no, no, it's that's a lot better than what
I had.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah right right yeah.
Speaker 8 (11:50):
Well okay, Johnny, I gotta go best of the game.
Speaker 9 (11:53):
All right, same to you guys.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Hey, AJ, We're getting ready to play the current Events
quiz in a few minutes.
Speaker 9 (11:57):
You know how I always get that mixed up? Now
the right answer?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Take b no, no, no, take sea right, okay, okay
take see hey no what that's a lot better than
what I have.
Speaker 9 (12:08):
I love man.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I kills me Shaun.
Speaker 10 (12:11):
Boy and Billy Kiston.
Speaker 6 (12:13):
We have a problem.
Speaker 10 (12:15):
Good morning radio, dumb right, good morning.
Speaker 9 (12:43):
That's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
And I Hey Marvin Webster, Yo, what's up?
Speaker 11 (12:50):
How y'all doing?
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Hey?
Speaker 11 (12:52):
Man, my mama called me Thursday night talking about Marvin.
I'm just calling because you ain't been over to see
me in a while. I said, I you know, Mama,
I've been mean to get over there. I'm sorry. I've
been kind of busy at work. It just kind of
fall through the crack, you know how it is. She said,
where you better be glad you ain't fall through the
crack when I was bringing you up. You might have
turned into a crack head. I always lay that guilt
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on you, I said, I'll tell you what, Mama, I'm sorry.
I get over there this weekend sometime, I promise. She said,
bunch of your kin folks coming over on Saturday morning.
Once you come see them. I say, okay, well that's perfect.
What time am I gonna get there? She said, I
don't know long about the six fifteen. I'm like six fifteen.
Hold up, you ain't trying to trick me into working
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one of them Webster family yard sails. He said, well, yeah,
we have a little thing over here. We need some help,
and we could use some stuff to put in it too.
You got any old clothes of furniture that you're tired of?
I said, yeah, I got a lot of stuff I'm
tired of. Unfortunately, I'm either wearing it or sitting on
it right now. You know how, this is your family
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probately like that, all kinds of sisters and aunts and cousins.
One of them always fixing the half a yard sale.
And don't ask me why, cause they ain't never got
no good stuff to put in it. Last time my
sister had the yard, Hell, here's what she put out
in the front yard. It was a bean bag chair,
had a big old hole in the side of it
and a set of hot curlers. It onen't been sitting
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on the back of her commode since about nineteen seventy five,
you know what I mean. Lid all melted on one end,
about half the curlers going out of it. And they
always be like a big box of huge socks and
women's drawls they trying to sell them, and three DOUBLEA
batteries and half a pack of cigarettes. My family put
stuff in the yard cell. Looked like they was taking
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it to the curb to throw it away, and only
got halfway down the driveway, you know. And they're always
trying to get the men in the family to come
over and help out, like there's all kind of heavy
lifting to do or something. My uncle Ray is the
only one. He's always in. He would show up every
time and he would stay all day long. See, Ray
is one of them dudes. He thinks the family is
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just one good yard sail away from hitting it rich.
Everybody gonna retire, you know. Here, gotta get in the game, Marvin.
It's all about the Benjamin's. I'm like, Benjamin, who have
you seen what they're selling out here? Y'all be lucky.
If you see Abraham Lincoln in the days overwhere. I
don't know how Ray thinks he gonna get rich anyway.
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What money they do make, they always give away. Or
this money ain't for me, we gonna give it to
the church building fund. Oh, they don't like to hear that.
Don't tell me about no building fund. Y'all been going
that church for sixty five years. They ain't change nothing
but the light bulbs. I mean it ain't, no doubt.
A Webster family yard seal is a painful way to
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spend the day. So when Mama called me on Thursday,
I said, look here, Mama, you know I love you, right,
I come stay the whole day with you on Sunday.
Just please don't make me work the yard, saying you
want to make some money for the church. Fine, I'll
bring my check book.
Speaker 6 (16:01):
Women.
Speaker 11 (16:02):
Whatever you make on the yard sell I'll match it. No, no, no, wait,
I'll double it, Mamma says, you own, baby boy. So,
as it turned out, I got out of sad, went
to see Mama on Sunday, wrote a check so she
could double up on the church building fund. It was
the best twelve dollars I ever spent in my life,
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y'all think about it. I'm mobbing with.
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You got the Big Show on the radio.
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To the Big Show with John Boy and Bealey.
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It's a big show on the radio.
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If you checked out John Boyd's wonderful thing this week,
the number one hundred and forty four, it's a challenge
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You name it, a hat will give it away. Friday
at the beginning of the final hour, this week's mixtion
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before we played John Boy, Jeffardy, then Mad Max at
the bottom of the hour. Ben Jones on the radio.
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Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio. Oliver standing by.
Let me tell you about the prize pack you can win.
We always go to we get a winner on John
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Speaker 9 (18:39):
In minute, it is time for Oliver.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
When when when women nowadays, we try to be patient,
we try to be understanding, but it seems that every
time we lay down a set of rules, the skirts
just don't get. They think we're trying to control them,
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when in reality we're trying to help them, because once
they finally learn what we expect of them, the better
off we're all gonna be.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Well.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Ladies, you better grab a pen. Tata will have somebody
check your spelling, and get ready to write, because this
is the last time we're going to tell you. And
please note these are all number one because they're all
equally important. Number one, regardless of what you and your
girlfriends assume, men are not mind readers. Number one. Learn
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to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down.
We kneed it up, you kneed it down. You don't
hear us whinding about you leaving it down, put on
your big girl panties and deal with it.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Ha.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Number one, Sunday sports are like the full moon or
the changing tides.
Speaker 9 (20:07):
Just let it be.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Number one.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Shopping is not a sport, and no, we're never gonna
think of it that way, so forget it.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Number one.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
If you don't get your own way, don't cry. Crying
is blackmail, but we do get a good laugh out
of it. Number one, ask for what you want. Let's
be clear on this one. Subtle hints don't work. Strong
hints don't work. Obvious hints don't work.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Just say it.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
If we wanted to crack a code, we joined the
CIA eenough already.
Speaker 9 (20:56):
Number one.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Yes and no our perfectly acceptable answers to most questions.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Number one.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Come to us with a problem only if you want
help solving it. That's what men do. If you want sympathy,
call your girlfriend. Number one. A headache that lasts for
seventeen months is a problem. Either see a doctor or
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call an escort service for mean. Number one, anything said
six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact,
all comments become null and void after seven days. Shut up,
good girl, see she's learning. Number one. If you won't
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dress like a Victoria's Secret model, don't expect us to
act like soap opera guys. Number one. If you think
you're you probably are. Don't ask us unless you're looking
for the truth. Yes, I can see it from here.
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I would write that one down.
Speaker 9 (22:24):
Number one.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and
one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we
meant the other us. Number one. You can either ask
us to do something or tell us how you want
it done, not both. If you already know best how
to do it, then do it yourself.
Speaker 9 (22:52):
Number one.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Wherever possible, please say what you have to say during commercials.
Number one, all men see only sixteen colors. Peach is
a fruit, not a color. Same with pumpkin. We have
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no idea what Marv is Number one. Number one. If
you're keeping track, If it itches, we scratch it. That's
how we roll babies. Number one. If we ask what's
wrong and you say nothing, we will act like nothing's wrong.
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We know you're lying, but it's just not worth the hassle.
Number one. If you ask a question you don't really
want an answer, to expect an answer you don't really
want to hear. Number one when we have to go somewhere.
Absolutely anything you want to wear is fine.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Really.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Number one, don't ask us what we're thinking about unless
you're prepared to discuss topics like baseball, handgun safety, or
pawn And number one, you have enough clothes. You have
too many shoes, and I am in shape. Round is
a shape. Thank you for listening. Yes, I know I
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have to sleep on the couch tonight, but you know
what I like it. It's like camping.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
That's how we rolled. Baby.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
All right, you already we all just sit there, all right.
Today's John Boy Jeopardy. We got a review yesterday's.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
We found out when this is inside of its original container,
so tosi one hundred one degrees, but when you take
it out, you got to keep it four degrees.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
O potato cow's milk is what we found out Today's
John Boy Jeopardy. After twelve years of high demand for
their Mister Potato Head toys, the company finally addressed a
number one complaint from moms and in nineteen sixty four
began including one of these with every play set.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
What's a pair of pants?
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Oh, Miss Potato head never had pants, no way to
pay attention? What y'all got one eight hundred Big Show
you told free line. We played John Boy Jeopardy next
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Good Thursday morning at Big Show's on the radio. Today's
feature track for the Big Show ben Box. I'm in
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Here right now, let's.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
Play yes live across America.
Speaker 9 (26:22):
It's John Boy jebbebeh Wow Why and now your.
Speaker 5 (26:25):
Host, Well, he's not quite considered to be in his
golden years, but I'm gonna tell you we're seeing some
yellowing pretty fast.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
He's young boy.
Speaker 11 (26:37):
It's my shirt.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Say hey to Darryl out of Glenwood, Arkansas.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
Good morning, Darryl.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Are you hey?
Speaker 3 (26:48):
We good? Boddy? How you doing so far?
Speaker 11 (26:51):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (26:52):
Making it slowly but surely?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Right, Dad, you got the first shot at John boyd
Jebary this morning. So, after twelve years of high demand
for their Mister Potato Head toys, the company finally addressed
the number one complaint from moms and began including one
of these with every Mister Potato Head in nineteen sixty four.
Speaker 9 (27:17):
What could it be?
Speaker 10 (27:18):
Daryl.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Oh darn oh you f okay, he's.
Speaker 9 (27:30):
A fast thaking I got my head up my ear.
Speaker 7 (27:37):
Oh damn, I know they played uh with the real potatoes.
Uh huh, but I'm trying to think of the word
that they they packaged it.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Hmmm. Yeah, that's a tougher right there, Darryl.
Speaker 10 (27:55):
It is yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (27:57):
It's a Bard screamer.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
A what, Darryl?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
A label?
Speaker 3 (28:08):
A label? A label? Hold on on here, hold on
show us.
Speaker 6 (28:19):
I'm sorry, no, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
A label now you can just move on.
Speaker 6 (28:28):
I got it.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Well, we appreciate you playing glad.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
You got some thinking done for th morning to everybody
help me.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Back every day.
Speaker 7 (28:42):
Everything uh is a wab of getting her done and.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
What Argan's all you are in your own special way.
We appreciate you, buddy.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Let's go to Mark. He's down in Lillian, Alabama.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Good morning, Mark, Oh boy, Mark you there right?
Speaker 4 (29:05):
Good caution your label has already been guessed. What they
start including with a mister potato head toys.
Speaker 6 (29:16):
There, Mark, A plastic potato.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
A plastic potato. Well you right on? That be goes.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Yeah, Darryl was kind of owned to it because, yeah,
you used to have to use a real potato yeap
like so yeah.
Speaker 5 (29:37):
And they did some marketing so that you could use
carrots and beats and no, thank you.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
The potatoes working, you know as a plastic niter lives
and let.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
My kids got to play with their food.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
They got tons of complaints from moms because the kids
were ruining dinner.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Oh man, you remember this too.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Back in twenty one, hasbro to Come that owns the brand,
decided to give in the canceled culture.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
Can you guess why?
Speaker 6 (30:06):
Mister?
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Yeah, you have to rebrand the toys in way that's
more gender neutral by dropping the mister from the toys
official name. All right, I got a real tat for you.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
They just named it potato head, so it's potato head.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Okay, Well, mar good work, Bune of your big old
bullsnot prize back head down to Lilian for you much,
all right, buddy, Hey man, y'all check out me at
Jojo catch a few fish over the Memorial Day lot
(30:47):
of y'all checked it out of the John Woe bill
a Facebook page very much.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
You know, we love fish. Mad Mind's got something about that.
On the other side. Good morning, that's a big show
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on the radio in about twenty minutes, it's Doug Grumbie,
old man squeeze an accompling here it's this call good morning,
Big Joe.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
John Boyn Billy Yo, mad Ma, Say you doing you think? Mad? Good?
Call nostrodommad So what's you mad at? Mad? Peter? They
all time on TV are crying about testing cosmetics and
drugs as such. Well at it again. I was curled
(32:02):
up on the couch with a Wall Street Journal last night. Really,
you know, not really now? Where was I?
Speaker 12 (32:10):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Yeah? According to the Journal, these goons has moved beyond
trying to get people to quit wearing fur and eating meating,
running around springing rabbits out of the lab rat the revlin.
Now they say the great animal rights crisis of the
moment is fishing. That's right, fish are people too. But
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they started out running him commercials talking about how tuna
fishermen are hooking dolphins up in their nets, talking about
these are innocent bystanders, like the rest of them were
hanging out on a corner smoking cigarettes, breaking in people's houses,
asking for you know, how can you eat that the
flipper might be in there? Well, I don't reckon Charlie
(32:53):
the tuna is real tickled it neither. I tell you
he's got a lot more personality than Flip Rabbit, all
about having him new agers, boy that love a dolphin,
don't you hear him? Tell it? Dolphins is a large
smarter than humans on them TV shows even started with Flipper.
Now he got SeaQuest him. Dolphins all day smarter than
anybody on that submarine. Well, if they's so damn smart,
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what they doing stuck up in that with a bunch
of tunas. Don't ever see that one on TV?
Speaker 3 (33:22):
Do you now?
Speaker 1 (33:23):
He's pita idiots is on a crusade outlaw fishing altogether.
Fish feel pain, life spring from the ocean. It's like
we're eating our own brothers. Well, hey brother, how about
taking a bite out of my big old bucket. We
didn't come crawling out of no ocean. I got a
brother in last by the stupidest thing God ever stretched
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a patch of skin over, And even he ain't never
been called in a tunaday. And I tell you about
the best fisherman I ever seen. Gum is a stump,
but he can flat puts you on some fish ahole.
Bunch of these pitaheads, you see, they tried to bust
up a fish and tournament down in Fort Lauderdale. That's
what they did. They pulled up to the pier, started
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waving banners and said fishing cold blooded sport, and had
one get hooked on compassion not fish, not exactly. Hell no,
we won't go, is say, not some problem with your
anti fishing movement. Just ain't no good slow. He's idiots
booing the fishermen and hollering get a live, get a live.
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They run a boat out in the middle of water.
They're started beating the water with bamboo poles to scare
away the fish. I swear you got scuba divers swimming
out under the boats, caring fish, cutting lines. But we
need to get a live. I gotta figure a lot
of this protest stuff is lost on your average fishermen.
(34:50):
I picture too good old boys out there. One of
them turns to the other and says, Earl, Am, I crazy?
Are is there a bunch of them sickly looking vegetarians
out there beating the water with bamboo pools. Earl says, well, now,
I ain't never gonna catch nothing like that. They failers.
You need to get some line on him pole. Go
borrow Buck of the knife crawlers. We got a bunch
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of them stupids. They had a quote from my man,
one of my heroes, Virgil Ward, in that store. Now
Virgil is a member of three different fishing halls of fame,
former producer and fisherman of the number one fishing show
in America. Now here's a man. His job for the
last fifty years is to go fishing. Now he retires,
(35:35):
so he'll have more time to fish. Now, which side
of is here to bait? And you reckon? He come
down on? Yeah, boy, Virgil says he's anti fishing. People
been sending him letters for years asking him to join
up with them. Says it makes him so mad he
just throws them away. Then the calm down goes out
and does a little fishing. They show Virgil some tape
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m failers out there beating the water with the poles.
You know what he said, what I ain't never gonna
cash nothing like that. I'm telling you, we just don't
get it. This store also quotes some zooologists, doctor Austin Williams.
He says fish are sentiment organism, so of course they
feel pain. No sardine ever died a happy death. Well, now,
(36:18):
I hate to bring this up, you being a doctor
and all, but you're a fish. How happy can you be?
It ain't like one fish turns to his wife and says, well, honey,
we've got our health. We got eighteen hundred beautiful children.
But you know I can't enjoy it knowing we could
be snatched out of the water at any moment by
a cruel, heartless fisherman. Hey, they're fish. They swim, they eat,
(36:41):
they poop, they swim some more. They wind up on
the end of a hook. It ain't like they feel cheated,
you activist and type fishing movie. Ain't there nothing else
going on in the world you can turn your attention to.
What about that hole up their nose on? Why don't
you go protect the rain forest? Save some monkeys? At
least he'll play with you, some of them. You can
(37:04):
teach you to smoke a cigar and ride a bicycle. Now,
light something, word save it. Just leave the fish along there,
fish man, it's called the food chain. You're on the top.
Speaker 9 (37:16):
Deal with it.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Why don't y'all get out in the boat and beat
each other over the head of the bamboo poles? Who
knows you might knock some sents in one another and
be quiet scary enough fish John boy, Billy, y'all have.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Is a big on the radio, all ride old Coca
Cola six hundred race.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
The rose Estang is his first victory this year.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
I'm in dog Rice is hopping about twenty minutes and
we will get you ready with the boys hopping over
to Tennessee Racing in Nashville this weekend.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
And right now.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
It's time for the grumpy old man Juggle eat, bugglety
d d d. I'm old and I hate women. Oh,
in my day, we didn't have to deal with any
bathroom hogging, non stop nagging, PMS and pissing, moaning, light shortening,
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misery magnets called women. Oh, sure they were around, But
in the good old days we knew how to deal
with him. We kept him out back in cages like hamsters,
and only took him out for cooking and cleaning and
breeding and fishing.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
A battlesnakes out of the outhouse.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
And when you got tired of the one you had,
you hitched her up to the wagon and had a
pull you into town on a Saturday night to the
swamp meet and you traded with your neighbor, and if
you wanted to go hunting a fishing down to the
local beard joint, you didn't have to ask. You a woman,
you told her. And if you didn't come home that night,
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that was your business. You just made sure to put
some papers down in case she had an accident.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Oh and we liked it.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
We loved it. And of course she never thanked you,
because she was a woman and they're known for being ungrateful.
She was ungrateful that you spent all that time building
a coop for her to sleep in so she could
get out of the rain and stay warm in the winter.
She was ungrateful when you went and spent your heart
earned money on a brand new harness.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
So she could be comfortable when she was pulling the plow.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
She was ungreatful when you bought her some new kitchen
cleaver so she didn't have to bite the heads off
the chickens anymore.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
But did she ever say thank you?
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Hell to the No.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
That's what all your generosity and hard work got.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
Youa dingle dangley.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
Do look at me, I'm wasting my life on an
uppery farm, halfer with feathers and the.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
Teeth Hella Louja.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Then one day a bunch of candy ass closet cases
got together and.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
Said, hey, maybe we are to treat women better. Better
how so they started letting.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
Them bathe and wear clothes. Before you know what, everybody
was doing it. All that kind of jetler crap went
to their heads. Soon they were sleeping indoors and learning
to use the bathroom and going to the doctor when
they got sick. From there, things went downhill faster than
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Sonny Bono, a fello from town. Old Krusty Underwood took
his ball and chain to the library one time.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
Well, she found out about books and learned to read.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Then they started having secret meetings, and pretty soon all
the mouthy mamas in town were reading. Then came voting
and driving, And then they went and demanded to be
paid for.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
Working, paid for working.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
It's the end of civilization, we thought, but at least
it wouldn't get me worse. And we was wrong. Pretty
soon they invented women's lib All of a sudden, all
the ugly girls were making a big broad bonfire, unleashing their.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
Droopy bloffs muffins on the world.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
Then they started demanding to be paid what a man
would for the same job, which was a crime because
everyone knows that women were in theory of the men.
But now you couldn't say it because it was politically incorrect,
and we might make him mad and they'd abandon the
porn industry and destroy the Internet.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
Great googly Moogli, And here.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
We are today, looking back at what a wonderful world
this could have been, if only we'd been smart enough
to keep them in their places.
Speaker 3 (42:29):
Head out of our faces, flippery, floppery flu Look at me.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
I'm a big, dumb, nuted moron who threw away paradise
on Earth so Oprah could tell me what a rotten
sp I hate women.
Speaker 9 (42:47):
Good morning, you got a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
Ah, you're gonna have all them good at too.
Speaker 12 (42:56):
Shoe on a radio talking about that damn Peyton having baby.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
There're nothing sexy as than.
Speaker 12 (43:04):
A hot young man talking trash on the radio. I
like all them opinionated tip men, rock Limball, John Handity,
neil Board. There's snow on the roof, there's a fire
in the funny, it's getting hot in here.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
I take off all my clothes. Who I feel so
vulnerable
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