September 4, 2025 • 44 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Mad Max weighs in on climate change.. - The Grumpy Old Man unpacks his feelings about foreigners.. - On Track with Doug Rice goes deep on last weekend’s race in Darlington - and fills in the bracket blanks as we move into the second of three “Round of 16” Playoff Races as NASCAR heads to Illinois for the “Enjoy Illinois 300” this weekend.. - We’ll fill a request for Rev. Sincere & Goober’s story about a three legged pig.. - and we’ll save the last slot for a call to Murray…
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My good man.
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I said, your sense of humor.
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You know.
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I posed naked for a magazine once, although from the
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younger days, I used to frequent nude beaches. It's always
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on my lap to avoid sunburn. One day, a lady
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When I do it, I get kicked out of loads.
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Kind of got caught showing off.
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Hit it.
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I have no idea whether, but it is from Later on,
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Glie, that was dumb.
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Anthony Wiener Man, he's really nuts sending out a picture
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Showing off his Twitter pick.
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Lord, Today's On Boy Jeopardy. Let's jump right in here.
We found out about doctor Seuss yesterday. By the way,
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to researchers, it takes most people about six seconds to
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do this, and if you're in the average, you'll do
it around nine times a day.
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It's easy.
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What is a gesture?
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Bra scoot you down. We'll take your word for it
and we'll start counting. What y'all got one eight hundred
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Good morning, It's a big show on the radio.
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And now a man who tried to donate some of
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He's John Boy, that I get. Let's say hey to
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John Boy, Good morning body.
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Brad.
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You got first shot at John Boyjeviary this morning. So uh,
let's see what you got. We have people research this.
It takes most people about six seconds to do it.
If you're in the average, you will do it around
nine times a day.
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What you think.
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One is walk?
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Walk?
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Alrighty, Well, let's see is it walk? I can't be
walking six seconds at the time. I ain't no athlete, sir.
You need to get out or about Brad Baby. We
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Let's go to Jerry over in Oultawah, Tennessee. You way,
say Jerry, the amen you up with a shot at
John Boy Jeopardy. So researchers say takes most people about
six seconds to do this. If you're in the average,
you'll do it around nine times a day. Well, Brad,
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makes more sense walk, you know, because if I get
up and then walk over to Jackie, okay, then okay?
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Then so Jerry, what are you thinking.
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Buddy yawn?
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You saying yawn?
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Right? Yeah, y.
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Now he's counting our yawns too. You have something to
do during the day.
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All right, I'm good.
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a big show on the radio.
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What to do.
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I shouldn't be up here.
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Stay right there.
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You like it.
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It's never been great in real life. Yeah, like that?
Those a whole young things, my youth, my years.
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I'm like that.
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Yes, she's twenty two.
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Man, Okay, let me see what is.
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That's helpful? Brandy?
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Oh, hi, gred, I'm gonna see the route. Okay.
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I'm doing for for a moment because I gotta take
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Com more minute? Man?
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Has it going?
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Take a while? I guess you're mad mad. I'm plumpiculated.
In fact, I don't even want to talk about it.
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Well, if you don't want to talk about.
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Alright, and you don't drag it out of me. Oh is.
The climate change crowd has discovered another urgent threat to
the survival of planet Earth. Egg screen TVs. I kid
you not, says here. Nitrogen try four out of gas
used in the manufacture of flat screen TV monitors, is
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being blamed for damaging the atmosphere and accelerating the process
of global warming. The gas is estimated to be getting
this seventeen thousand times as powerful as carbon the oxide.
That's right, seventeen thousand times. Please, if they don't make
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up a number, why don't they just say a budjillion
and get done with it, My budd, I t you
boys between the health Nazis and the climate nuts. I'm
starting to feel kind of picked on lately. Oh don't
put all that salt on your food. Oh your not
a drive at big old Trump. Oh can't put tree
on in your air conditioner no more. Oh you need
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to recycle your plastic bottles. Oh in LFE bulbs ain't
no good. You need to get these news. It was
a cost two bucks apartment, and now it's your TV
said it is killing the holes. Arm layer. Quell on,
y'all just come out against beer big knoggers in a
sports section of the paper while you had it. Just
aclare war on everything. It makes my life worth living.
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I'll tell you one thing right now, y'all. At getting
my big screen. If what TV said it's cheap, big
and got a good picture, I don't care if it
runs on plutonium. Hey, if you lift it. Scientists need
a project to keep you busy. How about coming up
with something that to run my pickup trunk don't cost
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five bunchs of gallon. That's why I bought a dead
gum big screen in the first place. Gas. So hi
can't afford to do nothing, sit home and watch TV.
So listen up. Big heads. We got enough problems. What
we need are some solutions. Y'all ain't gonna do something positive?
To sit down, shut up and quit warning my life.
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I'll have a nice day.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Good morning making Joll's on the radio, and here we go.
It's time for the drumpy old man.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
Flaggerly flaggery flu.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
I'm old and I hate foreigners.
Speaker 11 (28:50):
Back in my day, we went up to our next
in third world, tax dodging, law breaking, who's swilling, no driving,
bo stinking, and sure it's benefit stealing illegal alien invaders.
Speaker 4 (29:05):
In our town.
Speaker 11 (29:06):
Everyone looked and talked exactly like everyone else said. We
liked it that way, and let me write off.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Kick the legs out.
Speaker 11 (29:13):
From under all you candy ass conclusion jumpers. We had
plenty of black folks in our town, so I don't
want to hear any of them. Why they liberal accusations
of racism. We didn't call him black or African American
or anything like that.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
We called him the.
Speaker 11 (29:31):
Jeffersons because that was their name, and they were as
American as hot dogs apple pie in the NBS. And
we bent over backwards to keep them folks happy, especially
alligator Onnie Jefferson. He had some creepy skin condition that
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made him look like a cross between Wally Gator and
mister t And we kept him happy because he had
the best moonshine and stringle wars in the States. They
had some of their teeth, most of their fingers and toes,
some had lazy eyes, some were walleyed, some even had
little tiny tails. But they were clean, and they were Americans,
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and that was what matted. And if you drank enough
of that moonshine, it wouldn't be long before they were
all looking like Dorothy Damn Lamore. Sure, you got unspeakably
horrible diseases that made your privates puff up like a
jiffy pop, but at least you got them from an American, dammit,
and not a Bucher. Bought a hop and honyocks that
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spoke in gibberish and smelled like them spicy hot dogs.
They spelled down town yip bee doodledinglely doo. Look at me,
I'm a narrow minded xenophobe, out of my mind on
the illegal corn liquor in the clap all thanks to
a crocodile of a mohawk. God bless America and keep
our country pure.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Whippity woo, and we liked it.
Speaker 11 (31:02):
We didn't know nothing about no amnesty crap all in neither.
Every time some green horde would come rolling into town,
the whole dad blade community would come out to greet them,
to see if they passed the hat test, if they
were wearing a sombrero or a fars or a beach
towel or a cold bucket with horns on the side.
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We automatically tied a bunch of rocks to them and
took them down to the river for a little swimming. Listen,
and if they were lucky enough to make it, the
test number two, the talking test, and when they opened
their mouths, we had buy god better heard American ease,
because if those boobs started spouting all that blooperny bleepery
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popperty clickingy, we'd get the pitchforks and torches out and
round them up, and we'd heard them down to the
town square, and then we'd ask them where they were from.
If they wouldn't talk, we'd stick a hunk of fat
back in their butts and toss them in the badger pin.
When those badges got a hold of that fat back,
those foreigners would start screaming for mercy.
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In their native tongue.
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That's when we'd bring in Timmy, the.
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Tongue Tingleheiser, whose old man was in the Navy and
taught him a few dirty words in every language known
to man. And when he figured out what ratfield sewer
they crawled out of, we'd tie him up, stack them
like cordwood, and send them back to Burrito Villa, hockey Town,
or whatever.
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Third world hell hole they was OneD in.
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And just before they shoved off, they got to spend
a few minutes with the Muldoon Quinch, the five ugliest
women in four states, and each one of them had
their lips swollen with a terminal case of the herpies.
They give them all a great, big goodbye kiss, our
hopes being they take a mouthful of cold sauce back
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to google Land and wipe out the entire population so
we'd never have to deal with them again.
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Hanker tea waggle t tee weee, look at me in
bread mediac, putting fat back in butt cracks and passing
out cold sores as parting gifts.
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God bless America. And those were the good old days
when we liked it.
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We loved it.
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Liberty flu damn.
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Good morning everybody. The big show is on the radio. Hangout.
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We're gonna show our acting jobs coming up. I'm not
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I had one line.
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Thank god I can write down. Oh my bits on
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Speaker 5 (34:24):
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Chase Briston don't guarantee himself. He'll be moving to the
next round. We'll find out.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
Good you'll there.
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I shouldn't be up here.
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happening in our sport and NASCAR one playoff race under
the belt talk about that and was up as a weekend.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Good morning, mister Doug Rice.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Good morning Johnny, pleasure to be with you. Well, the
Southern five hundred is in the books. For the second
year in a row. Chase Briscoe has won it, but
this time with a different team for Joe Gibbs Racing
and the number nineteen car. And right now, if there
is a hot driver in the sport, and I really
don't know that we have a clear favorite, it might
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be Chase Briscoe. He knows he's going to the playoffs.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
He got to win.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
He's going to advance to the Round of twelve. So
good on him. Dominant showing. I think he led three
hundred and nine laps this past Labor Day Sunday at Darlington.
So nice, convincing win and they can excel. It doesn't
matter what happens at Saint Louis this weekend or the
next weekend at Bristol. They're in the Round of twelve
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playoffs and that's really all they care about.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
So that's the round of twelve that was starting New
Hampshire after this weekend and then Bristol, Well, I'm going
to ask you know, so says it's chase one, is
a good throughout the other two rounds or you still
got a win.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Oh, this only buys you passage on the boat to
the land of the twelve remaining. You know, he could
stumble after that. Chances are he probably makes it to
the round of eight, but that's the guarantee that you
go on to the next round. And if we get
a new driver that's eligible in the playoff at Saint
Louis Is coming weekend Worldwide technology, they too would join
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him in the round of twelve. So it's crucial if
you're a playoff driver and you can win one of
these first three h's, that's the magic bullet that moves
you on into the playoffs.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
And we were talking last week about Shane van gisburg
again Gien Shane van Gizbergen, about whether he's gonna make it,
you know, through the playoffs as he excels on the
road courses.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
So is he in twelve spot?
Speaker 5 (37:34):
Right there?
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Am I reading that right.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Look, yeah, you're reading it right, and it's not good
for him. You know how they forecast elections when you're
watching them and they're waiting for the vote in Michigan
to come in. The votes have come in now, Shane
dan Gisburg and came in with a nice bunch of
playoff points after Darlington. He is only three points to
the good above the cut line. He has never raced
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anything at the next race track we're going to and St. Louis,
and not many times at Bristol, And when he raced
there at Bristol this spring, frankly, he looked lost. And
I like Shane Van Gisberg, and I think he's a
breadth of fresh air in the sport and he's the
best road course racer I've ever seen in NASCAR. But
his chances of advancing to the playoffs have pretty much evaporated.
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Had he finished somewhere around fifteenth or twentieth at Darlington,
they could maybe massage this to get to the end.
I don't see that because minus three below the cut
line is Joey Logano. Joey Logano will be good at
the next two race tracks. So I think Shane Van
Gisbergen's season, even though he's won four times, probably is
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done as a championship continue.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Well, look up from him.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
One spot in eleventh plays as the most popular driver
in the sport at Chase Elliott.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
What about Chase.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
That's not a good spot to be right now. You're
Hendrick Motorsports and Chase Elliots had an okay season. He
won one race. He had been consistent all year life
up until I think twenty some races in the year,
every finish he had was above twentieth, and then he
kind of stumbled a couple of races. They're not hot
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right now about getting to the next round. They've got
to pick it up just a little bit. I don't
like where Chase Elliott's at nine points above the playoffs.
I'm not saying he won't make it, but they're going
to need to step up the performance level at Gateway
and also when they get to Bristol.
Speaker 3 (39:28):
And then one spot up from him and number ten spot.
Remember the only the twelve advance is Austin Sindrick. Yeah, yeah, no,
I got Christopher Bell at tenth.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
Yeah, Bell's at ten and Sindric is at the next
spot up. Both of those guys. I like Bell's chances
better because I think he can be really good at
a couple of the races, especially at Bristol. Sindric won
last year at Gateway or Saint Louis or whatever you
want to call it, Worldwide Technology, and the Penske cars
race really well there. But I tell you what, just
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being twelve points above the cut line, if you go
in and lay an egg, you're gonna find yourself below
the cut line.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
And that's something about Christopher Bell, because remember he won
three Raises in a row starting after the Daytona five hundred.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
But that's it. Boom boom boom.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
Right, you know, we're all engraving his name, saying this
guy's in the final four and they've come back to Earth.
And he had a rough go. He got his car
deemed up down at Darlington and didn't have a good finish.
So there he sets only eleven above the cut line.
And I know there's a lot of people that debate
about this playoff format, but it does have drama built
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into it, whether you like it or not. The wild
swings that can go on, especially in the early rounds
of the playoffs, or something to behold.
Speaker 11 (40:46):
I know.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
I mean, if you look back the way we used
to do it on the points, you know, just strictly points.
I wonder if for Denny Hamlin would already being there
or William Byron, you know like that.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Well, there are places in the Uni verse that keep
track of things the way they would have been when
we were racing in the Winston Cup days. I don't
look at that because that's not how it is now, right,
It's just to me, it has no bearing. Do I
want him to go back to a strictly point steal,
I don't think so. But no, I would modify what
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we're doing now.
Speaker 5 (41:20):
I am not.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
I'm not the biggest fan of the one race ends
at all deal. I'm just not crazy about that. I
would like to see something to where your whole season
doesn't boil down to that very last race of the year.
And I'm not imaginative enough to come up with that,
but I would. I wouldn't mind seeing a playoff system,
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but to put it all on just one race.
Speaker 5 (41:44):
I know, you know what.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
We'll let me take it, Doug. I'm an idea man. Okay,
well we got here, just the last four races. You
got Vegas Talladega, Martinsville and Phoenix just grew all the
last four and the world were the best points coming
out of the last four because you got Talladega there,
wild card race restrict to play the Vegas, Martinsville short track, Phoenix.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
What do you think, man, I'm all aboard, I'm all aboard.
Something like that, Johnny. In all honesty, maybe the last
three four races of the year, you take an aggregate
average out of the top four cars and let them
all do it. And it's been obvious that the last
three years that team Penske has Phoenix figured out because
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they've won all three of the championships wide that have
come down to that race at Phoenix. Now, they didn't
win the one with Blaney. Chastin won that race, but
he finished second. So that team right now, if they
can put a driver in the championship for Phoenix.
Speaker 4 (42:43):
You've got to like them.
Speaker 8 (42:44):
Man.
Speaker 3 (42:45):
Wait of bringing up Doug, You the best into bisbas
still are even though you were retired.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
You know, I'm a home planting yellow moms. I'm still.
Speaker 5 (42:54):
Well.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
You better get working on raising that billion dollars. You
need to buy all these race tracks and start your
own division with Johnny.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Boy, Johnny and I got a billion dollars. We're not
spending it on race.
Speaker 8 (43:07):
You got it?
Speaker 2 (43:09):
You come visit us in their yacht off the coast
of North Carolina, Doug.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
We'll see what happens.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
Can you just give me a couple of names for
enjoy Illinois three hundred up outside of Saint.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Louis, Blainey or Logano.
Speaker 11 (43:22):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
The Fordes have been kind of lean this year. They've
really not had a lot, but that that is one
of those tracks where we talked about certain teams performed well.
The Fords, especially the teen Penske Fords run really well there.
Speaker 3 (43:34):
All right, Ford Penskey, Now I got it, buddy, all right,
you the man done?
Speaker 5 (43:38):
All right?
Speaker 2 (43:39):
Glad to make it happy?
Speaker 1 (43:40):
Always love my boy?
Speaker 2 (43:41):
What I get up for Now? I gotta go plant
some more more?
Speaker 3 (43:43):
Get on and yellow moms. They ain't gonna plant themselves,
all right?
Speaker 5 (43:47):
Yere?
Speaker 3 (43:48):
Oh you following dog on ecks, Rice Man sixty one,
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I posed naked for a magazine once, although from the
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when I feel like taking my clothes off. It's a
wind decks, Yes, it keeps me from streaking. In my
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younger days, I used to frequent nude beaches. It's always
prudent to take precautions, so I always placed a hat
on my lap to avoid sunburn. One day, a lady
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When I do it, I get kicked out of loads.
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Kind of got caught showing off.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Oh no, well, well we got a song about it
that kind of explains it, so I don't have to
all right, listen.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
Hit it.
Speaker 9 (17:54):
Fuy Wiener did, undudy deed put to touch it? Jeron
his Twitter feet he says his password must have gotten
hacked right now, his public image is completely jacked. First,
he says, I'm in a sense, it's not me.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
It's not me.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
No idea where that pictures from.
Speaker 9 (18:18):
I have no idea whether, but it is from Later on,
he starts changing Stormy that picture.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
Glie, that was dumb.
Speaker 9 (18:28):
Anthony Wiener Man, he's really nuts sending out a picture
of is you know word? I would remind the court
we know what they are, but we do not yet
know to whom they belong.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
They are more properly referred to as who knows what?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Gee, that was dumb.
Speaker 9 (19:03):
And Pernie Weena looking like a punk congressman should not
be showing off the John So, if I may, we
have yet to establish as a person in the photograph,
whoever they might be, is actually in need.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Showing off his Twitter pick.
Speaker 9 (19:20):
What's absolutely filthy? What the giant mestis has become? Every
time he talks, he sounds more guilty.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
Geez than was dumb.
Speaker 9 (19:37):
And Fernie Weena, rants and rants and rants. He should
just shut up and keep it in And he's calling
like twelves over nine the court.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
We have yet to establish that p these are indeed
my pets.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
All right, that pretty much.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Lord, Today's On Boy Jeopardy. Let's jump right in here.
We found out about doctor Seuss yesterday. By the way,
he created the world's first animated TV ad for Ford
Motor Comedy Service and Parts Division. If you want to
see it's on YouTube. Today is John Boy Jeopardy. According
to researchers, it takes most people about six seconds to
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do this, and if you're in the average, you'll do
it around nine times a day.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
It's easy.
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What is a gesture?
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Bra scoot you down. We'll take your word for it
and we'll start counting. What y'all got one eight hundred
big show you told free line. We played John boyd Jeopardy. Next,
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Speaker 1 (21:28):
It's John Boy.
Speaker 13 (21:31):
And now a man who tried to donate some of
his old clothing to a charity that helps starving people.
They said, no thanks. Anybody that could wear these isn't starming.
He's John Boy, that I get. Let's say hey to
Brad out of Macon, Georgia. Good morning, Brad, in morning
(21:53):
John Boy, Good morning body.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
Brad.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
You got first shot at John Boyjeviary this morning. So uh,
let's see what you got. We have people research this.
It takes most people about six seconds to do it.
If you're in the average, you will do it around
nine times a day.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
What you think.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
One is walk?
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Walk?
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Alrighty, Well, let's see is it walk? I can't be
walking six seconds at the time. I ain't no athlete, sir.
You need to get out or about Brad Baby. We
appreciate you playing, Brad. You have a great day, all right, buddy.
(22:39):
Let's go to Jerry over in Oultawah, Tennessee. You way,
say Jerry, the amen you up with a shot at
John Boy Jeopardy. So researchers say takes most people about
six seconds to do this. If you're in the average,
you'll do it around nine times a day. Well, Brad,
(23:00):
makes more sense walk, you know, because if I get
up and then walk over to Jackie, okay, then okay?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Then so Jerry, what are you thinking.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
Buddy yawn?
Speaker 1 (23:11):
You saying yawn?
Speaker 5 (23:14):
Right? Yeah, y.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Now he's counting our yawns too. You have something to
do during the day.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Well, uh, Jerry, you got the bull snout prize back, buddy, gratulations.
Speaker 10 (23:32):
All right, thank you very much, got.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
It, buddy, bottom of the hour, topp of your news.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
All right, I'm good.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
You gotta call Mad Max coming up. I'm gonna make
sure that Gretts deal up my buck. Good morning, this
(24:32):
a big show on the radio.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
Alright, then I.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Know young Grant a sun Bird climbate chains come over
here and tell us.
Speaker 12 (24:45):
What to do.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
And I was gonna keep it gloud, got up my
butt all morning long. Go ahead, this is all wrong.
I shouldn't be up here.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Stay right there.
Speaker 8 (25:01):
You like it.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
It's never been great in real life. Yeah, like that?
Those a whole young things, my youth, my years.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
I'm like that.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
Yes, she's twenty two.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Man, Okay, let me see what is.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
That's helpful? Brandy?
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Oh, hi, gred, I'm gonna see the route. Okay.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
I'm doing for for a moment because I gotta take
this call. All right, Hello, big show?
Speaker 5 (25:36):
Com more minute? Man?
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Has it going?
Speaker 5 (25:40):
Take a while? I guess you're mad mad. I'm plumpiculated.
In fact, I don't even want to talk about it.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Well, if you don't want to talk about.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
Alright, and you don't drag it out of me. Oh is.
The climate change crowd has discovered another urgent threat to
the survival of planet Earth. Egg screen TVs. I kid
you not, says here. Nitrogen try four out of gas
used in the manufacture of flat screen TV monitors, is
(26:12):
being blamed for damaging the atmosphere and accelerating the process
of global warming. The gas is estimated to be getting
this seventeen thousand times as powerful as carbon the oxide.
That's right, seventeen thousand times. Please, if they don't make
(26:33):
up a number, why don't they just say a budjillion
and get done with it, My budd, I t you
boys between the health Nazis and the climate nuts. I'm
starting to feel kind of picked on lately. Oh don't
put all that salt on your food. Oh your not
a drive at big old Trump. Oh can't put tree
on in your air conditioner no more. Oh you need
(26:54):
to recycle your plastic bottles. Oh in LFE bulbs ain't
no good. You need to get these news. It was
a cost two bucks apartment, and now it's your TV
said it is killing the holes. Arm layer. Quell on,
y'all just come out against beer big knoggers in a
sports section of the paper while you had it. Just
aclare war on everything. It makes my life worth living.
(27:17):
I'll tell you one thing right now, y'all. At getting
my big screen. If what TV said it's cheap, big
and got a good picture, I don't care if it
runs on plutonium. Hey, if you lift it. Scientists need
a project to keep you busy. How about coming up
with something that to run my pickup trunk don't cost
(27:38):
five bunchs of gallon. That's why I bought a dead
gum big screen in the first place. Gas. So hi
can't afford to do nothing, sit home and watch TV.
So listen up. Big heads. We got enough problems. What
we need are some solutions. Y'all ain't gonna do something positive?
To sit down, shut up and quit warning my life.
(28:01):
I'll have a nice day.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Good morning making Joll's on the radio, and here we go.
It's time for the drumpy old man.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
Flaggerly flaggery flu.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
I'm old and I hate foreigners.
Speaker 11 (28:50):
Back in my day, we went up to our next
in third world, tax dodging, law breaking, who's swilling, no driving,
bo stinking, and sure it's benefit stealing illegal alien invaders.
Speaker 4 (29:05):
In our town.
Speaker 11 (29:06):
Everyone looked and talked exactly like everyone else said. We
liked it that way, and let me write off.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Kick the legs out.
Speaker 11 (29:13):
From under all you candy ass conclusion jumpers. We had
plenty of black folks in our town, so I don't
want to hear any of them. Why they liberal accusations
of racism. We didn't call him black or African American
or anything like that.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
We called him the.
Speaker 11 (29:31):
Jeffersons because that was their name, and they were as
American as hot dogs apple pie in the NBS. And
we bent over backwards to keep them folks happy, especially
alligator Onnie Jefferson. He had some creepy skin condition that
(29:51):
made him look like a cross between Wally Gator and
mister t And we kept him happy because he had
the best moonshine and stringle wars in the States. They
had some of their teeth, most of their fingers and toes,
some had lazy eyes, some were walleyed, some even had
little tiny tails. But they were clean, and they were Americans,
(30:14):
and that was what matted. And if you drank enough
of that moonshine, it wouldn't be long before they were
all looking like Dorothy Damn Lamore. Sure, you got unspeakably
horrible diseases that made your privates puff up like a
jiffy pop, but at least you got them from an American, dammit,
and not a Bucher. Bought a hop and honyocks that
(30:35):
spoke in gibberish and smelled like them spicy hot dogs.
They spelled down town yip bee doodledinglely doo. Look at me,
I'm a narrow minded xenophobe, out of my mind on
the illegal corn liquor in the clap all thanks to
a crocodile of a mohawk. God bless America and keep
our country pure.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Whippity woo, and we liked it.
Speaker 11 (31:02):
We didn't know nothing about no amnesty crap all in neither.
Every time some green horde would come rolling into town,
the whole dad blade community would come out to greet them,
to see if they passed the hat test, if they
were wearing a sombrero or a fars or a beach
towel or a cold bucket with horns on the side.
(31:23):
We automatically tied a bunch of rocks to them and
took them down to the river for a little swimming. Listen,
and if they were lucky enough to make it, the
test number two, the talking test, and when they opened
their mouths, we had buy god better heard American ease,
because if those boobs started spouting all that blooperny bleepery
(31:43):
popperty clickingy, we'd get the pitchforks and torches out and
round them up, and we'd heard them down to the
town square, and then we'd ask them where they were from.
If they wouldn't talk, we'd stick a hunk of fat
back in their butts and toss them in the badger pin.
When those badges got a hold of that fat back,
those foreigners would start screaming for mercy.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
In their native tongue.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
That's when we'd bring in Timmy, the.
Speaker 11 (32:07):
Tongue Tingleheiser, whose old man was in the Navy and
taught him a few dirty words in every language known
to man. And when he figured out what ratfield sewer
they crawled out of, we'd tie him up, stack them
like cordwood, and send them back to Burrito Villa, hockey Town,
or whatever.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
Third world hell hole they was OneD in.
Speaker 11 (32:28):
And just before they shoved off, they got to spend
a few minutes with the Muldoon Quinch, the five ugliest
women in four states, and each one of them had
their lips swollen with a terminal case of the herpies.
They give them all a great, big goodbye kiss, our
hopes being they take a mouthful of cold sauce back
(32:49):
to google Land and wipe out the entire population so
we'd never have to deal with them again.
Speaker 14 (32:55):
Hanker tea waggle t tee weee, look at me in
bread mediac, putting fat back in butt cracks and passing
out cold sores as parting gifts.
Speaker 11 (33:07):
God bless America. And those were the good old days
when we liked it.
Speaker 5 (33:12):
We loved it.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
Liberty flu damn.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Good morning everybody. The big show is on the radio. Hangout.
Speaker 15 (33:27):
We're gonna show our acting jobs coming up. I'm not
an actor, damn you. I'm a movie star. I did
one play in Summer stuff.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
I had one line.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
I forgot it.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
Thank god I can write down. Oh my bits on
the top Boy and Billy Big Shoe.
Speaker 5 (34:24):
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Speaker 1 (34:25):
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You gotta miss some of the big show. You ain't
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race into the playoffs.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Chase Briston don't guarantee himself. He'll be moving to the
next round. We'll find out.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
Good you'll there.
Speaker 9 (35:03):
This is all wrong.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
I shouldn't be up here.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio coming up. We
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happening in our sport and NASCAR one playoff race under
the belt talk about that and was up as a weekend.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Good morning, mister Doug Rice.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Good morning Johnny, pleasure to be with you. Well, the
Southern five hundred is in the books. For the second
year in a row. Chase Briscoe has won it, but
this time with a different team for Joe Gibbs Racing
and the number nineteen car. And right now, if there
is a hot driver in the sport, and I really
don't know that we have a clear favorite, it might
(36:02):
be Chase Briscoe. He knows he's going to the playoffs.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
He got to win.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
He's going to advance to the Round of twelve. So
good on him. Dominant showing. I think he led three
hundred and nine laps this past Labor Day Sunday at Darlington.
So nice, convincing win and they can excel. It doesn't
matter what happens at Saint Louis this weekend or the
next weekend at Bristol. They're in the Round of twelve
(36:27):
playoffs and that's really all they care about.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
So that's the round of twelve that was starting New
Hampshire after this weekend and then Bristol, Well, I'm going
to ask you know, so says it's chase one, is
a good throughout the other two rounds or you still
got a win.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Oh, this only buys you passage on the boat to
the land of the twelve remaining. You know, he could
stumble after that. Chances are he probably makes it to
the round of eight, but that's the guarantee that you
go on to the next round. And if we get
a new driver that's eligible in the playoff at Saint
Louis Is coming weekend Worldwide technology, they too would join
(37:05):
him in the round of twelve. So it's crucial if
you're a playoff driver and you can win one of
these first three h's, that's the magic bullet that moves
you on into the playoffs.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
And we were talking last week about Shane van gisburg
again Gien Shane van Gizbergen, about whether he's gonna make it,
you know, through the playoffs as he excels on the
road courses.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
So is he in twelve spot?
Speaker 5 (37:34):
Right there?
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Am I reading that right.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Look, yeah, you're reading it right, and it's not good
for him. You know how they forecast elections when you're
watching them and they're waiting for the vote in Michigan
to come in. The votes have come in now, Shane
dan Gisburg and came in with a nice bunch of
playoff points after Darlington. He is only three points to
the good above the cut line. He has never raced
(37:57):
anything at the next race track we're going to and St. Louis,
and not many times at Bristol, And when he raced
there at Bristol this spring, frankly, he looked lost. And
I like Shane Van Gisberg, and I think he's a
breadth of fresh air in the sport and he's the
best road course racer I've ever seen in NASCAR. But
his chances of advancing to the playoffs have pretty much evaporated.
(38:20):
Had he finished somewhere around fifteenth or twentieth at Darlington,
they could maybe massage this to get to the end.
I don't see that because minus three below the cut
line is Joey Logano. Joey Logano will be good at
the next two race tracks. So I think Shane Van
Gisbergen's season, even though he's won four times, probably is
(38:40):
done as a championship continue.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Well, look up from him.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
One spot in eleventh plays as the most popular driver
in the sport at Chase Elliott.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
What about Chase.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
That's not a good spot to be right now. You're
Hendrick Motorsports and Chase Elliots had an okay season. He
won one race. He had been consistent all year life
up until I think twenty some races in the year,
every finish he had was above twentieth, and then he
kind of stumbled a couple of races. They're not hot
(39:10):
right now about getting to the next round. They've got
to pick it up just a little bit. I don't
like where Chase Elliott's at nine points above the playoffs.
I'm not saying he won't make it, but they're going
to need to step up the performance level at Gateway
and also when they get to Bristol.
Speaker 3 (39:28):
And then one spot up from him and number ten spot.
Remember the only the twelve advance is Austin Sindrick. Yeah, yeah, no,
I got Christopher Bell at tenth.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
Yeah, Bell's at ten and Sindric is at the next
spot up. Both of those guys. I like Bell's chances
better because I think he can be really good at
a couple of the races, especially at Bristol. Sindric won
last year at Gateway or Saint Louis or whatever you
want to call it, Worldwide Technology, and the Penske cars
race really well there. But I tell you what, just
(40:03):
being twelve points above the cut line, if you go
in and lay an egg, you're gonna find yourself below
the cut line.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
And that's something about Christopher Bell, because remember he won
three Raises in a row starting after the Daytona five hundred.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
But that's it. Boom boom boom.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
Right, you know, we're all engraving his name, saying this
guy's in the final four and they've come back to Earth.
And he had a rough go. He got his car
deemed up down at Darlington and didn't have a good finish.
So there he sets only eleven above the cut line.
And I know there's a lot of people that debate
about this playoff format, but it does have drama built
(40:38):
into it, whether you like it or not. The wild
swings that can go on, especially in the early rounds
of the playoffs, or something to behold.
Speaker 11 (40:46):
I know.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
I mean, if you look back the way we used
to do it on the points, you know, just strictly points.
I wonder if for Denny Hamlin would already being there
or William Byron, you know like that.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Well, there are places in the Uni verse that keep
track of things the way they would have been when
we were racing in the Winston Cup days. I don't
look at that because that's not how it is now, right,
It's just to me, it has no bearing. Do I
want him to go back to a strictly point steal,
I don't think so. But no, I would modify what
(41:19):
we're doing now.
Speaker 5 (41:20):
I am not.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
I'm not the biggest fan of the one race ends
at all deal. I'm just not crazy about that. I
would like to see something to where your whole season
doesn't boil down to that very last race of the year.
And I'm not imaginative enough to come up with that,
but I would. I wouldn't mind seeing a playoff system,
(41:42):
but to put it all on just one race.
Speaker 5 (41:44):
I know, you know what.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
We'll let me take it, Doug. I'm an idea man. Okay,
well we got here, just the last four races. You
got Vegas Talladega, Martinsville and Phoenix just grew all the
last four and the world were the best points coming
out of the last four because you got Talladega there,
wild card race restrict to play the Vegas, Martinsville short track, Phoenix.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
What do you think, man, I'm all aboard, I'm all aboard.
Something like that, Johnny. In all honesty, maybe the last
three four races of the year, you take an aggregate
average out of the top four cars and let them
all do it. And it's been obvious that the last
three years that team Penske has Phoenix figured out because
(42:29):
they've won all three of the championships wide that have
come down to that race at Phoenix. Now, they didn't
win the one with Blaney. Chastin won that race, but
he finished second. So that team right now, if they
can put a driver in the championship for Phoenix.
Speaker 4 (42:43):
You've got to like them.
Speaker 8 (42:44):
Man.
Speaker 3 (42:45):
Wait of bringing up Doug, You the best into bisbas
still are even though you were retired.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
You know, I'm a home planting yellow moms. I'm still.
Speaker 5 (42:54):
Well.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
You better get working on raising that billion dollars. You
need to buy all these race tracks and start your
own division with Johnny.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Boy, Johnny and I got a billion dollars. We're not
spending it on race.
Speaker 8 (43:07):
You got it?
Speaker 2 (43:09):
You come visit us in their yacht off the coast
of North Carolina, Doug.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
We'll see what happens.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
Can you just give me a couple of names for
enjoy Illinois three hundred up outside of Saint.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Louis, Blainey or Logano.
Speaker 11 (43:22):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
The Fordes have been kind of lean this year. They've
really not had a lot, but that that is one
of those tracks where we talked about certain teams performed well.
The Fords, especially the teen Penske Fords run really well there.
Speaker 3 (43:34):
All right, Ford Penskey, Now I got it, buddy, all right,
you the man done?
Speaker 5 (43:38):
All right?
Speaker 2 (43:39):
Glad to make it happy?
Speaker 1 (43:40):
Always love my boy?
Speaker 2 (43:41):
What I get up for Now? I gotta go plant
some more more?
Speaker 3 (43:43):
Get on and yellow moms. They ain't gonna plant themselves,
all right?
Speaker 5 (43:47):
Yere?
Speaker 3 (43:48):
Oh you following dog on ecks, Rice Man sixty one,
get some yellow mom tips. Ai, y'all, let's play Beat
the Blonde one eight hundred, big show. You told free line.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
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