April 3, 2025 • 45 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll introduce our listeners to some new friends - Leah and Bryan - together they are the country music duo called “Velvet Rodeo” - they are from North Carolina and are making waves in Nashville - check out their delicious harmonies on our FaceBook page - or look them up on YouTube.. - Hollywood Legend Alan Swann stops by.. - Doug Rice gets us up to date one last weekend’s NASCAR race in Martinsville as the boys load up and head to Darlington.. - Bluegrass icon Cindy Baucom dips her toes into Hip Hop.. - and Mad Max explains the problems with being a 60-year-old heterosexual…
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Speaker 1 (00:21):
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when it was in barn Domnium. I was showing off
to gron and leavelvid rodeom my Grand Slam turkeys that
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We got Doug Rice coming up in minutes. All things nascars.
(01:33):
A Big Show rolls on. Good Morning. Big Shows on
the radio, coming up, we play Beating the Blonde for
a Happy Heard prize bag. We'll get to it and six,
but first it is on track with Doug Rice, im
in enjoying retirement and still having us wedged in weekly
for our NASCAR fix. Thank you very much for that,
(01:55):
mister Rice.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I'm still wondering how that happened.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
But the thing, let's just keep going.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Let's just say myself.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I didn't post any of the pictures.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
That is the lifestyle.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
So Kyle Larson wins at Miami Homestead.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Uh did wait?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Why I didn't prove re Tator? No? No, no, that
that would be That would be Martinsville. This one Hamling? Okay,
well who won it? Darlington?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Well that's the Sun's weekend. If I knew who wanted Darlington,
I wouldn't be doing this. No, no, it would not
would be in Vegas. Now would all split the money
and I'd be working for him.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
That's right. So I am totally confused here. Really, I
did not get I was traveling, did not get to
see the race on Sunday? So what where was it
and what happened?
Speaker 5 (02:58):
It was?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
The race was at Martinsville, that's still in Virginia.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
By the way, I was thinking about the hot dogs. So,
as Michael Walker once said, didn't you see it? It
was on TV?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
So it was the Cookout four hundred, which I find
strange that they have cook Out as a sponsor, but
all people do is talk about the Martinsville hot Dog
for three I need that justified for me right now.
Denny Hamblin won the race. He was dominant, And go
back and check your notes from last week, and I
told you the Toyota that would be the best was
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Denny Hamlin. I guess it was a total wag. You
didn't bet on him, didn't you.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
No, I did not all go and you own it again.
Mardin's so hurt.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
But anyway, that's Denny's first win this year, locks him
into the playoffs, and I think gives him a little
bit of breathing room. He's been involved in law suits
and he's trying to win for Gibbs and his team's
trying to win, So a lot going on for Denny Hamlin.
They get out, they hold up a big flag eleven
against the world, his car number against the world. So
(04:05):
I guess that's how he feels and you know, good
on Denny dominated the race, drove off and left everybody
in the end and looked really good. Christopher Bell was
second and Bubba Wallace was third. So Toyotas were one, two,
and three at Martinsville. A good day for them and
sets them up for this coming weekend. And the big
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news coming out of this weekend at Martinsville is around
the Infinity race. It was a wild race. There was
a lot of people driving way over their heads and
not driving off the end of their car instead of
with intelligence. So fourteen cautions comes down to the end
of the race, they get a restart. Taylor Gray takes
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the lead on the last lap and he's leading the
race and Sammy Smith, who drives the eight car for
Junior Motorsports, is behind him. Taylor moved him out of
the way, but kind of like what you expect at Martinsville.
They're going into the third turn, Sammy is three to
four car links back. There's no way. He just floors it.
(05:07):
He comes up and he hits the lead car of
Taylor Gray. There's no way Sammy Smith thought he was
going to get through that turn. It was kind of
like what Austin Dillon did at Richmond last year. He
crashes Taylor Gray out, takes out five or six other cars,
and the car that was running sixth I think at
the time, Austin Hill, drives around the bottom of the
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racetrack and he wins the thing a surprise. So everybody's
up in arms about this, and NASCAR says, we don't
like that. So they find Taylor Gray fifty driver points,
which drops him way, I mean, not Taylor Gray. They
find Sammy Smith fifty driver points twenty five thousand dollars.
It's okay to move somebody out of the way. It
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happens every race. But when you go on a kind
of a bond's eye run at the end and you
know there's no way you're going to get through the turn,
but you don't want the other guy to win in
that's pretty bad. And I think he made it worse
at the end by saying, well, he would have done
the same to me. You know, I don't know how
you know that. So Sammy Smith came out with a
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little bit of mud in his face this weekend, all right.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Man, Wow, okay, good, So Darlington it is gonna happen. Okay,
now we know Hendrick teams are dominating the point standings.
Yes they are, and we know you know that's something
to talk about. Momentum like Denny hamling Us against the world.
You know that work. And if anybody listens to your segment,
they know momentum is a big, big factor in this
(06:36):
racing game. You get it.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
And you better hang on to it for as long
as you can.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
You never know what is gonna go.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
And this weekend is the throwback weekend at Darlington that
they started several years ago, where a lot of the
cars will have throwback paint schemes that pay homage to
somebody else. The coolest one that I've seen so far,
and a lot of them have been revealed, is Kyle
Larson's car. It's a homage to Terry Lebonni's Kellogg's car
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with the tiger stripes on it. Yeah, and that one,
to me has a lot of appeal. So that's a
great throwback. And there's a lot of other ones that
people will see this Sunday and Saturday. A lot of
the Infinity teams are doing it too.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
All right, Austin's gonna be fun as a one done
that Darlington. So who do we like getting getting it in.
You called Denny up in Martinsville. Who you got.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I am going to go for the Toyota camp with
Chase Briscoe, who's racing the nineteen car, the one that
Martin TRUEX Judy used to race. He's racing well this year.
He's finishing in the top ten. He is a past
winner at Darlington. He won the Southern five hundred there
last year. I really like his opportunity to be the
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top finishing Toyota. It's about Tom Ryan Blaney in Afford
finished one of these. He has raced with just rotten
luck this year and I think he'll be good. And
from the Chevy camp, I can't get away. I can't
get away from the Hendrick cars. It's too good. Maybe
William Byron this weekend. So those are three that I'll
be looking at this Sunday.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Well, you are the man, Doug. Thank you so much, buddy,
and we will catch up with you next week.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
All right, I'll take care.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Thanks about Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
As Doug.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
You can follow him on X at Rice Man sixty one.
All right, let's play our game. Beat the Blonde one
eight hundred big show. You told free Line get a contestant.
Play next Good Morning, It's a Big Show on AL
(08:53):
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Oh that's an end. That's Chandler, Indiana. We got John, Hey, John, John, Hey,
how's it going? Hey, good body? Welcome in here. All right?
You know what we're gonna do, I asked he he's
some questions. You agree or disagree? Get two bells for
two buzzers and you win. All right, Let's party, all right,
(09:41):
call it a party. Okay, go ahead, party with the baby.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
So you wow?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I mean to be fair, I've been listening for all
thirty years of my life.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
So that a lot of younger you.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
There. We can do with you then, John, So let's
not stay here. When is it a good eye idea
to put your pantyhose in the microwave for about two minutes,
probably when the police have your house surrounded.
Speaker 6 (10:07):
That would be a good time to I'm going to
say never never.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
She says, John. What do you think? Agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Probably never know?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Yeah, I agree?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
You agree with that? Of course if you need to
drive him quickly two minutes in the microwave, Hell, it
will hints from helloween two minutes, two minutes. Y'all Try
that and tell me how it works. You know, if
we're getting older, how much faster time passes? If you
(10:42):
want to feel like time has slowed down. To stand
in front of the microwave while you're waiting.
Speaker 6 (10:48):
My sohol tip my hot pocket in every thirty seconds
and my mouth is on fire, I can't imagine.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
All right, Well, let's get to this national ND all right.
So Meg, Peg and Marge are all common nicknames for
what first.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
Name the snack Nazi.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
We've caught her everything, but Meg that is Margaret, Margaret Margaret? John,
Do you agree or disagree? Yeah? It does sound right,
doesn't it? And it is right? Yeah, Bail that you
(11:31):
were looking for yesterday? All right, So there's that Bil.
All right, let's get one more and you get the
prized bot Taylor. Is there any place on Earth where
people stack their money outside of their homes as a
way of showing how wealthy they are.
Speaker 6 (11:48):
Where does Elon Musk live.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
No, there is not such a place. No, there's not
such a place. Taylor on the negative for the last
two John, agree or disagree. I think she's wrong. I
got to feel on there somewhere they do it. Okay,
well he disagreed. Yeah, yes, uh Islanders? Well actually, yap Islanders.
(12:21):
Have you ever heard of them? They do Their money
is in the form of huge stones stone in Okay,
All right, John, worked out for you, buddy, big old
price back head over the Channel four. You appreciate you
listening all these years, and we'll get it to you, buddy.
Speaker 7 (12:41):
I appreciate John by first time call her.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
You know, I've been listening so long.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
For it, I should probably call her.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
You know.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yeah, why how many hours? Tommy you knew on the
other side's celebrated all burn of the Dall's den. Come on,
Mama pants, don't look at me like that. Good morning.
(13:36):
That is a big show on the radio.
Speaker 8 (13:38):
I know, man.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
That funny how life works out. That big old cooking
bucker Branshwater. Last night I got met the man for
gating and grilling the number one showing to say to
Alabama of Alabama football on the YouTube channel dog Gone It?
Who beat you?
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Duke?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I don't remember short memory hanging with you last night.
So I was there my eyebalk and I goes boards
and got the Auburn and the Florida basketballs at Oliver
he goes extra yard for teachers of going to rats
millions of dollars for charity over the years. But you
(14:21):
know Alabama has been a big part of that. Uh, Kevin,
you remember the Alabama football I was gifted to you.
Oh you did the prize possession. That's cool. So Alabama,
Gayton and Grilla we gonna get y'all. But let's see
what happens with the Auburn Tigers. I'm guessing you'll be
rooting against them. I'm playing Florida. How can they both lose?
(14:43):
Make y'all happy that we don't know? Let's check that out, y'all.
Get click on the n ig sports banner at the
Big Show dot com. You'd like to uh get you
one of these basketball Do that you mention that anymore?
We will have some fun at Dale's Den. Okay, that's
(15:04):
as close as we'll give you some war eagles.
Speaker 6 (15:05):
Here.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
There's morning because the Mamma boys in. That's coming up
top of the hour. There's a big show rolls on,
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Good morning, Big shows on the radio, Hard Rev. You
go first, right there, Rabbis hit. That's all. That's how,
that's how. That's all. That's all.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
That's all, that's all.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
You know.
Speaker 9 (15:49):
I have feelings too. All right, well let me press
on in spite of overwhelming opposition so far. Good morning there, John.
Speaker 10 (15:58):
Bark, I'm sure, says the person out Randy. Hey, Jack,
you would never say nothing like that to me, would you.
Speaker 9 (16:07):
Reverend Ernest listened, sair heir, y'all heard the phrase bats
in the belfry right, Well, we're the Blessed Hop Baptist Church.
Been having that very probably we have an actual family
of bats.
Speaker 10 (16:18):
They've been living up in the belfry.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
See.
Speaker 9 (16:20):
Ronald, the groundskeeper came in to give a progress support.
Speaker 10 (16:23):
I told him flush them bats out there right now.
He said, well, I didn't hear no luck.
Speaker 9 (16:28):
I grabbed up that old tom cat had been hanging
around and locked him up in the bell tower with
all them bats.
Speaker 10 (16:33):
I said, well, how to go? He said, not too good?
Speaker 9 (16:36):
Came back next morning, there's a little piece of cat
hair all over the floor.
Speaker 10 (16:39):
The cat was gone, but the bats were still there.
Speaker 9 (16:43):
So I sent the hair deacon, ravend Jones out to
see if he could do something, but the bats. He
came back, said, well, I thought I had it licked there.
I got me a big net, went up there and
scooped all of them up.
Speaker 10 (16:53):
Then I stuck him in a big.
Speaker 9 (16:54):
Sack and took him way out in the woods and
turned the b loose. I said, m that's a good
player out of work. He said, not too good. They
followed me when I left the woods. Bats ended up
getting back to the church for I do you so finally,
I said, y'all nerve racking. I kind of had the
same reaction that you hear when I can hear her Joe,
I said, y'all get out.
Speaker 10 (17:12):
The way I'll handled this.
Speaker 9 (17:14):
I went up in the town, flushed all the bats out,
baptized that for one of them, and put all their
names on the membership role.
Speaker 10 (17:20):
Sure enough, we ain't seen a one of them singing.
Speaker 9 (17:23):
Cats closed next key, and I'm speaking of a little
bit of closer hair in the upstairs area.
Speaker 10 (17:28):
Lidsa gemens hell it's.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
Google all right, attack of that rag bar.
Speaker 6 (17:35):
Chat y'all.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
Hey, let's talk about me, y'all tell you? Oh yeah,
I'm something down. But I was poor growing up. Whole
bull eyes poor all eyes, dirt, poor eyes, poor hell, Paul,
was it thanks basking? Well, if I wasn't born a boy,
I wouldn't have nothing to play. Well, oh that much?
Look with girls either? O you talking about bad love?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Girl?
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Fum with the other day said on over, there's nobody home.
Well I went over, sure enough, what nobody home? But
during sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me.
Just the other night, she called me from a hotel
one dass. I came home early from work. I saw
a guy jogging deckhead. I said, hey, buddy, why are
you doing that? He said, because you came home early.
Always been a rough day too. I'll talk about that
(18:19):
in a minute. It's rough childhood. I's ugly as a kid.
I know, as harf youd to flee, but as why.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I was uggly?
Speaker 4 (18:25):
Okay, yeah, I was ugging. When I played in the sandbox.
The cat kept covering me up. I could tell my
parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
And a radio.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
I got an ugly baby. How I was an ugly baby?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Whoo you look.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Well my mother? My mother wouldn't breastfeed me. O, my
brother won't it to myself.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
I said, thanks, you bring up.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
Mom said she's always she just liked me as a friend.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Oh, I'm ugly.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
My father carries around the picture of the kid who
came with his wallet. I went I was born. The
doctor came out to the weight room, said my daddy.
I'm very sorry. We did everything we could. Buddy pulled
through my bugly. My mother had more than sickness after
I was born. I remember the time I was kidnap.
Said a piece of my finger to daddy. He said
he wanted more proof.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Ugly.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
I went to the pet shop. When I was a teenager.
People kept asking how big I give. I wouldn't see
my doctor, said doctor. Every morning I get up and
looking the bear. I feel like throwing up. What's wrong
with me? He said, I don't know, but your eyesight's perfect.
Speaker 9 (19:25):
Can I stop now? I'm afraid I keep on playing
the drum. People gonna think I'm Pentecosta.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Wait we gout.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
This makes Shaw On the radio, John bore Been and.
Speaker 11 (19:37):
Tanler fellers ran to Jackie and you listening, HOI pow,
you are listening to two of the funniest guys on
the radio and my fraternity brothers at the Wreccoon Lodge,
John Boy and Philly on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Holy funny, holy funny. Oh hell.
Speaker 8 (20:04):
H m hmm, good morning.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
That's all make Shaw the radio all right, right back?
Called down Valley, Alabama. I told her close, we're getting
down of war Eagles here. Let's see add talk with Dale.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
He was then ad talk. Hey, I did get five
minutes bo at the end of my ad hey, walk
down Ego. At the end of my ad talk, where
I give out my personal cell phone number, I give
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out my address and where I be sitting at all
my football games or seek number and all of that,
it get cut off. So wait till the end. Babba,
wanna give it again. I just hope it don't get
cut off. This time. Day Us dayn is a place
to be. We still got some great eats, still got
(21:32):
some good price. All our strengths. Hey, let me holler
at you about this. One time. We have a telephone
number that is listed. It is our business number. We
take all the over that telephone number. We do not
have time to talk. We have a separate AD talk number.
(21:53):
It's completely separate. If you're welcome to call that number.
And if you listening to this message ever, then that
you have called it. But our business number. Please let
us have our business number. We do not have. We
don't have the person there to talk to you. Old
the telephone. We're taking orders, we're taking calls and they're
(22:15):
just business number. They just say business number, but business calls.
Thank you so much for that. Let me talk to
you about one of the things that I find ironic.
It is ID. It is our law here in our
state to id questionable people is to uh control under
(22:40):
age drinking. And we have to check the ID of
peoples and they have to have a picture m ID
and the authorize ID by the state of federal government.
M Now the pit that the author ID is okay,
(23:01):
but it's the picture ID that I want to talk
to you about. Our picture ID lacks the quality that
I would like to see and put your ID. The
law enforcement officials they have other means to check IDs,
computers and stuff like that. But the people here at
(23:23):
the operations that I runs can only check the ID
and the picture by looking at the person and looking
at the ID. And there are a lot of times
that you cannot do this the picture quality or whoever
made the picture didn't really take time to do their
(23:45):
job correctly. And I hope this criticism is constructing. Sometimes
you can't tell the gender, Who in the hell is this?
Speaker 3 (23:56):
To see what I'm.
Speaker 5 (23:57):
Saying, It's just a shame that somebody would take a
picture like this and call theyself a professional. I don't
because I have taken pictures. You just sit down, snap
and get up and pay for the people who take
these pictures, they ought to have pride in their work.
While they can take a quality picture where you can
(24:19):
recognize who is this on this picture? Sometimes that not
even he resembles, not even a color tone that matches this.
You don't know who You don't know who this person
is on this picture, and it be the correct person
who holding the picture, but you can't tell what the
hell it is. Yeah, a person should take more pride
in his jaw. See what I'm saying. Set down, you
(24:42):
ain't got to take no potrait, but let the person
make theirselves up and give them some tips and down
and how they can proceed where their features will come out,
where you can tell what type of animal this is
on this picture. Now, pictures card, listen that it's a
(25:03):
punishment to look at an army picture. Most of the
time they've gotten better. But please, if you take your
picture out of your pocketbook right now and look at it,
see if you someone else that you handing that picture
to can recognize you. See if there are any resemblance
(25:25):
to you. If it is okay, but if it's not.
We need to do something about these people taking these pictures.
And there's no resemblance whatsoever to whoever the hell on
this picture now offer to give away my phone number
was a hold on them. But I'm not against the
(25:47):
people who taking their pictures. I'm there trying to make
this situation better because when you ask for somebody I
d you won't have recognized who it is.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
You see what it was man digging to tell the
phone number, don't know where he sets into Auburn games.
Speaker 7 (26:08):
If you think them people of the phone company would
take some pride in.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
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I wanna play for minutes. First, Well, we're all excited
about Velvet Roadie, a country music duo of the Year
of the Grand Old Opry next Saturday. Our girl Cindy
balcom be the guest announcer at the Grand Old Opry
and what old pigeonhold her in? The one type of
music here it is we love it. Check this out.
Speaker 12 (27:16):
She's the Queen of bluegrass, the fairy godmother of the fiddle,
the Southern bell of the banjo.
Speaker 6 (27:23):
And a legend in an acon.
Speaker 12 (27:25):
Right, a legend and an icon. She's Cindy Balkam.
Speaker 6 (27:29):
I'm Cindy Balcom.
Speaker 12 (27:31):
And for thirty years, Cindy has dedicated her life to
keeping bluegrass music in the country's mainstream, both with her
nationally syndicated radio show Knee Deep in Bluegrass.
Speaker 6 (27:41):
And on stage with her husband Terry Balcom, who's also
a legion in an Acon.
Speaker 12 (27:46):
But there comes a time when a talent gets too
big for just one genre of music. Well, that legendary
iconic status is about to take yet another part of
the music industry by storm, ladies and gentlemen, The Big
Show Records is proud to introduce the new Cindy Barkam,
and she's hip deep in hip hop.
Speaker 6 (28:07):
My milkshit brings all the boys to the yard and
they're like, it's better than yours. Damn Ryde, it's better
than yours. I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.
Speaker 12 (28:17):
The first Lady of bluegrass is getting jiggy with it,
and it's light.
Speaker 6 (28:22):
When the pimps in the crib mall drop it like
it's hot. Drop it like it's hot, Drop it like
it's hot. When the pigs try to get it, you
mark it like a tak bark it like a's hop
prk it like it's hot.
Speaker 12 (28:33):
She's breaking down the stupid fed rhymes and riding dirty
like a stone pole. Skeezer, run tell that.
Speaker 6 (28:40):
Come on, let's talk about six baby, Let's talk about
you and the Let's talk about all the good things
and the bad things that will be. Let's talk about sick.
Speaker 12 (28:52):
She's burying her musical soul in a whole new way.
Oh all right, you'll find out things about sin Welcome
that you never knew before. For example, I.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
Like big books, I can you owe the Brothers came
in that when a girl walks in with anybody ways
and a round thing in your face, you get sprung.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
The album is.
Speaker 12 (29:15):
As cold as ice.
Speaker 6 (29:17):
If there's a problem, you know I'll solve it. Check
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the Miller ass ass Baby, the Miller ass ass baby.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Van Niller as a Yes.
Speaker 12 (29:37):
Cindy Bucom isn't just setting the trends, She's setting the
mood for romance. Oh me so.
Speaker 6 (29:45):
Horny, oh oh me so harny, oh me so harny,
We love you long time, so horny, so so harny,
oh me so harny me love you long time. You
know what up fizzles. This is Cindy b to the aucum,
getting up in your grill. It's time to get you'll
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freak on and start knocking boots to the fresh tracks
I've laid down, Stop lamping and start ampling.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Homie, time to.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
Make some kill.
Speaker 6 (30:13):
A scrilla you heard and remember. Can't touch this, You
can't touch this, can't touch this.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Cindy Balcom is hip deep in hip hop.
Speaker 12 (30:30):
Can't Touch You, Available now on Big Show Records.
Speaker 6 (30:33):
Oh Shizzle, I love talking like this word.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
I love that. I love it.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
What you say.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Okay, let's go. Well, let's play wordy word one. Ain't
hundred Big show you told free line. We'll got a
couple of contestants team up play next. Good morning, It's
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Now we all come together to watch this phenomenon.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
Everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
The weird Birdy word. Let's meet a contestants. We got
Billy from Harrisonburg, Virginia. Good morning, bell that. We got
Brandy from Rock Faced, Georgia. Good morning, Brandy, Good morning.
Speaker 10 (32:04):
This is my first time calling.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Well, let's say move Brandy that Hey, welcome, find girl.
What a good you don't get me going here? All
right there, it'll be the boys against girls for two
rounds of wordy word, Billy, Tater and Brandy. Alright, did so?
Me and Billy let's go for the first thirty seconds,
and y'all were doing the theme things found in the house.
(32:29):
In the house, okay, Billy, okay, okay, I'm used to
my Billy talking real quick. Okay, see what we can do.
Start the clock. Now, where you keep stuff cold in
the kitchen? Uh huh yeah, there was a shortened word.
(32:50):
I was good enough. Okay. This is where you set
a settee. Maybe is another word for it in the
living room? Uh no, no, what you set?
Speaker 3 (32:59):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Yes is another word for living room? Yeah no, Now
it's a long. It's a long. Yeah, you got it. Okay,
you put dakeeries in this and turn it on to
crush the ice and stuff. What is it a blimber.
Yeah all right there, so we used three on that board.
(33:20):
It was really weird.
Speaker 6 (33:21):
At some point there you sounded just like Jackie, which
I was like, how's he doing that? You've gotten great
on your impression to me?
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Yeah, shut up, shut up, Tater. Let's see what Tater
and Brandy can do. I'm sorry without that attitude. Yeah
you ready, Brandy? Absolutely, okay, and go.
Speaker 6 (33:47):
You use a KitchenAid, one of these, like make your
cakes and things like that. I yes, you this this
instead of sweeping. You use this to suck up all
the dirt off your carpet. You need one of these
to put your.
Speaker 10 (34:01):
Bucket.
Speaker 6 (34:02):
Yep you uh you?
Speaker 10 (34:03):
All right?
Speaker 6 (34:04):
You sweep with this hand man?
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Yes that a girl?
Speaker 10 (34:07):
You uh.
Speaker 6 (34:08):
This will suck up water and you can squeeze it
and let the water out.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Nope, nope, nope.
Speaker 6 (34:15):
You use it like to clean your toilet, to clean
your tub.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
It's what, all right, don't say it. There was a buzzer,
but y'all did put a four on the board to
take the lead by one. I got ahead of ourselves.
I started just you were dinging all over. Well, let's
see what me and bell I can do. I bail
you readybody, Yes, sir, we're picking up on that last one.
If you got any idea, you shout it out. Start
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the clock, now do you know it? Now there? These
are found in the ocean too. And then you you water, yes,
all right. This is what you sweep the stuff into
with your brew. Yes, uh huh. This you spray this
(35:00):
your windows and it cleans them. Come on, yeah, wind
deck you don't take that away from me. Okay, this
is what you put after you wash your clothes. You
put these little things in the draft and yeah, and
what is it? Tamping? Mopping the bucket? And I have
dryer sheets? What the world?
Speaker 10 (35:22):
This old?
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Games?
Speaker 5 (35:27):
That way?
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Man, Jaggie took one away from wind Decks because window
does that. The rate is that the way we've been
playing for these last twenty years. Windows they named it
after So yeah, okay, maybe a dog on. Uh So
it's tied up five to five. If Tater and Brandy
gets one, they're going to end this game, ready, Brandy,
(35:50):
Yes and go okay.
Speaker 6 (35:53):
This is usually in your toolkit. It uses use it
to mend aato big things. Nope, it's sticky, Uh, it
can stick to stuff. It's usually silver crow it's usually silver.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Dunt take more than win.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
You were taking the time on that one.
Speaker 4 (36:15):
I was trying hard not to say t.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
That was my brain on slow. Well it worked out
and Billy dog on it came up a little short bud.
But you can try again anytime.
Speaker 5 (36:27):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
I appreciate it definitely, all.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Right, Blood, you have a great dubar Harrisonburg. Look at you,
Brandy rocky face. All right. We named this pros pack
after Randy. Get it down to you. Good morning, Make
shows on the radio. Requested request midtime canderground from Ango
Doug Kramer out of Knoxville, Tennessee. I think that's a
(36:50):
m with a big thing on it, ain't it? Tat
oh got good? All right, Doug says the Chilaxia bit
was unforgettable. Play that so forget about and totally forgot it.
All right, Doug, we got it coming up. Good morning.
(37:29):
It's a big show on the radio. Something you'd like
to hear about this time er through Friday. Hit us
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line the mailbag at the Big Show dot com. Doug
Cramer out of Knoxville, Tennessee. There's your request. Doug.
Speaker 7 (37:45):
First, it was no big deal, but pretty soon it
was happening all the time. I could barely get through
the day. I had these panic attacks about stuff that
would probably never ever happen, like being in a plane crash,
or getting hit by a meteor, being pulled on stage
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(38:08):
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cell phone reception, oddly unnatural smile when posing for photographs,
growing needlessly complicated Tony Stark style facial hair, saying lol
to another person during an actual face to face conversation,
taking a selfie during a colonoscopy, binge watching Ugly Betty
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on Netflix, buying the extended warranty on electronics at best Buy,
asking Siri to set a new reminder while holding one
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Don't let puss get in the way of your life.
Ask your doctor about selaxia.
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gotta check them out. Velvet Rodeo playing a j RS
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the Boy Met Gayton and Grilling Alabama Tailgate Show. Can't
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State of Alabama road tied. Man, I ain't gonna cheer
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hard for Albyn or Florida. I'll show them way appreciate
you man, Kevin's boyd y'all boys, all right, good deal man,
good time. Let's try it again until we get it right.
We'll leave you with our future track from the Big Box.
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Keyword sixty, John Boyn Miller Man Man, how's it going?
Speaker 3 (41:45):
How's it going there?
Speaker 5 (41:46):
Well, let.
Speaker 3 (41:49):
I'm a sixty year old head of roll sexual American man.
And despite what you might have heard, every part of
that scenario, it's got a pretty big down to it.
Number one, I'm sixty years old, which means everything I
got hurts. If something quits hurting, it is usually caused
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this quit working altogether. Right, I should probably checking to
make sure it didn't fall off. Thanks to modern medicine,
we're living longer than ever. But tay the truth. Some
days I can't figure out why anybody wants it. Number
two down that list, Let's see, I'm a head of
row Sexual, which at one time was the hottest thing going.
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It was easy to figure out when you need to
use a bathroom, you match the plumbing in the stall
to the plumbing in your shorts. Here lately, America's got
more flavors and a basking Robbin's Wirehouse restaurants used to
have signs on the door that said pointers and centers
are buoys and gulls, but nowadays a sign is a
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stick figure with a poodle skirt and a handlebar mustache,
which is the Internet national symaphore. No use trying to
figure it out. Just do your business and let somebody
else in. As a sing goes my big old bust,
no pun intended. Why where are we? Number three, I'm American.
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Wish to hear the rest of the world tell it
means I'm the source of every respect of evil on
the face of the earth, even though in the last
hundred years we've saved the rest of y'all from having
to learn how to speak Japanese once, German twice, and
right now we're doing the best we can to keep
it from having to learn Arabic. Two. They say the
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Arabic part is cause we're always running around the world
looking for more oil, which is true, but unlike a
lot of other countries, we're actually willing to pay for it.
Number four, I'm a man, which means there ain't on
one of y'all that would even be here if it
wasn't for me. Gender neutral might work just dandy in
(43:59):
a cop college lecture hall, but when it comes to
bringing the next generation of knuckleheads into the world, you're
absolutely gonna have to bring a man into the protest
in some way at some point. That ain't politics. It's
basic biology, which if you're in college nowadays, I ain't
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surprised you don't really understand it, so chuckles. Answer your
original question. I'm a sixty year old hetero session American man.
How you think it? So at this point I'd like
to segue into the actual reason I called in, but
at the moment I ain't got a dad gum clue
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what it was. And by the way, that's another downside
of the whole sixty year old I'll tell you what
I work on it and get back to you. So
for now, this is mad Mike saying support the troops,
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A Big Show rolls on. Good Morning. Big Shows on
the radio, coming up, we play Beating the Blonde for
a Happy Heard prize bag. We'll get to it and six,
but first it is on track with Doug Rice, im
in enjoying retirement and still having us wedged in weekly
for our NASCAR fix. Thank you very much for that,
(01:55):
mister Rice.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I'm still wondering how that happened.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
But the thing, let's just keep going.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Let's just say myself.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I didn't post any of the pictures.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
That is the lifestyle.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
So Kyle Larson wins at Miami Homestead.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Uh did wait?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Why I didn't prove re Tator? No? No, no, that
that would be That would be Martinsville. This one Hamling? Okay,
well who won it? Darlington?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Well that's the Sun's weekend. If I knew who wanted Darlington,
I wouldn't be doing this. No, no, it would not
would be in Vegas. Now would all split the money
and I'd be working for him.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
That's right. So I am totally confused here. Really, I
did not get I was traveling, did not get to
see the race on Sunday? So what where was it
and what happened?
Speaker 5 (02:58):
It was?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
The race was at Martinsville, that's still in Virginia.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
By the way, I was thinking about the hot dogs. So,
as Michael Walker once said, didn't you see it? It
was on TV?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
So it was the Cookout four hundred, which I find
strange that they have cook Out as a sponsor, but
all people do is talk about the Martinsville hot Dog
for three I need that justified for me right now.
Denny Hamblin won the race. He was dominant, And go
back and check your notes from last week, and I
told you the Toyota that would be the best was
(03:34):
Denny Hamlin. I guess it was a total wag. You
didn't bet on him, didn't you.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
No, I did not all go and you own it again.
Mardin's so hurt.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
But anyway, that's Denny's first win this year, locks him
into the playoffs, and I think gives him a little
bit of breathing room. He's been involved in law suits
and he's trying to win for Gibbs and his team's
trying to win, So a lot going on for Denny Hamlin.
They get out, they hold up a big flag eleven
against the world, his car number against the world. So
(04:05):
I guess that's how he feels and you know, good
on Denny dominated the race, drove off and left everybody
in the end and looked really good. Christopher Bell was
second and Bubba Wallace was third. So Toyotas were one, two,
and three at Martinsville. A good day for them and
sets them up for this coming weekend. And the big
(04:25):
news coming out of this weekend at Martinsville is around
the Infinity race. It was a wild race. There was
a lot of people driving way over their heads and
not driving off the end of their car instead of
with intelligence. So fourteen cautions comes down to the end
of the race, they get a restart. Taylor Gray takes
(04:46):
the lead on the last lap and he's leading the
race and Sammy Smith, who drives the eight car for
Junior Motorsports, is behind him. Taylor moved him out of
the way, but kind of like what you expect at Martinsville.
They're going into the third turn, Sammy is three to
four car links back. There's no way. He just floors it.
(05:07):
He comes up and he hits the lead car of
Taylor Gray. There's no way Sammy Smith thought he was
going to get through that turn. It was kind of
like what Austin Dillon did at Richmond last year. He
crashes Taylor Gray out, takes out five or six other cars,
and the car that was running sixth I think at
the time, Austin Hill, drives around the bottom of the
(05:29):
racetrack and he wins the thing a surprise. So everybody's
up in arms about this, and NASCAR says, we don't
like that. So they find Taylor Gray fifty driver points,
which drops him way, I mean, not Taylor Gray. They
find Sammy Smith fifty driver points twenty five thousand dollars.
It's okay to move somebody out of the way. It
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happens every race. But when you go on a kind
of a bond's eye run at the end and you
know there's no way you're going to get through the turn,
but you don't want the other guy to win in
that's pretty bad. And I think he made it worse
at the end by saying, well, he would have done
the same to me. You know, I don't know how
you know that. So Sammy Smith came out with a
(06:11):
little bit of mud in his face this weekend, all right.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Man, Wow, okay, good, So Darlington it is gonna happen. Okay,
now we know Hendrick teams are dominating the point standings.
Yes they are, and we know you know that's something
to talk about. Momentum like Denny hamling Us against the world.
You know that work. And if anybody listens to your segment,
they know momentum is a big, big factor in this
(06:36):
racing game. You get it.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
And you better hang on to it for as long
as you can.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
You never know what is gonna go.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
And this weekend is the throwback weekend at Darlington that
they started several years ago, where a lot of the
cars will have throwback paint schemes that pay homage to
somebody else. The coolest one that I've seen so far,
and a lot of them have been revealed, is Kyle
Larson's car. It's a homage to Terry Lebonni's Kellogg's car
(07:04):
with the tiger stripes on it. Yeah, and that one,
to me has a lot of appeal. So that's a
great throwback. And there's a lot of other ones that
people will see this Sunday and Saturday. A lot of
the Infinity teams are doing it too.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
All right, Austin's gonna be fun as a one done
that Darlington. So who do we like getting getting it in.
You called Denny up in Martinsville. Who you got.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I am going to go for the Toyota camp with
Chase Briscoe, who's racing the nineteen car, the one that
Martin TRUEX Judy used to race. He's racing well this year.
He's finishing in the top ten. He is a past
winner at Darlington. He won the Southern five hundred there
last year. I really like his opportunity to be the
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top finishing Toyota. It's about Tom Ryan Blaney in Afford
finished one of these. He has raced with just rotten
luck this year and I think he'll be good. And
from the Chevy camp, I can't get away. I can't
get away from the Hendrick cars. It's too good. Maybe
William Byron this weekend. So those are three that I'll
be looking at this Sunday.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Well, you are the man, Doug. Thank you so much, buddy,
and we will catch up with you next week.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
All right, I'll take care.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Thanks about Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
As Doug.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
You can follow him on X at Rice Man sixty one.
All right, let's play our game. Beat the Blonde one
eight hundred big show. You told free Line get a contestant.
Play next Good Morning, It's a Big Show on AL
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Radio only to your Thursday, April third, our feature track
from The Big Show vent Box. Mad Mike problems with
being a sixty year old hetero sexual. Find out why
he words sixty at the Big Box at the Big
Show dot Comy right now, it's time. Don't belave me
the blouse. Let's meet our contestant out of Chandler, Illinois.
(09:19):
Oh that's an end. That's Chandler, Indiana. We got John, Hey, John, John, Hey,
how's it going? Hey, good body? Welcome in here. All right?
You know what we're gonna do, I asked he he's
some questions. You agree or disagree? Get two bells for
two buzzers and you win. All right, Let's party, all right,
(09:41):
call it a party. Okay, go ahead, party with the baby.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
So you wow?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I mean to be fair, I've been listening for all
thirty years of my life.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
So that a lot of younger you.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
There. We can do with you then, John, So let's
not stay here. When is it a good eye idea
to put your pantyhose in the microwave for about two minutes,
probably when the police have your house surrounded.
Speaker 6 (10:07):
That would be a good time to I'm going to
say never never.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
She says, John. What do you think? Agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Probably never know?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Yeah, I agree?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
You agree with that? Of course if you need to
drive him quickly two minutes in the microwave, Hell, it
will hints from helloween two minutes, two minutes. Y'all Try
that and tell me how it works. You know, if
we're getting older, how much faster time passes? If you
(10:42):
want to feel like time has slowed down. To stand
in front of the microwave while you're waiting.
Speaker 6 (10:48):
My sohol tip my hot pocket in every thirty seconds
and my mouth is on fire, I can't imagine.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
All right, Well, let's get to this national ND all right.
So Meg, Peg and Marge are all common nicknames for
what first.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
Name the snack Nazi.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
We've caught her everything, but Meg that is Margaret, Margaret Margaret? John,
Do you agree or disagree? Yeah? It does sound right,
doesn't it? And it is right? Yeah, Bail that you
(11:31):
were looking for yesterday? All right, So there's that Bil.
All right, let's get one more and you get the
prized bot Taylor. Is there any place on Earth where
people stack their money outside of their homes as a
way of showing how wealthy they are.
Speaker 6 (11:48):
Where does Elon Musk live.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
No, there is not such a place. No, there's not
such a place. Taylor on the negative for the last
two John, agree or disagree. I think she's wrong. I
got to feel on there somewhere they do it. Okay,
well he disagreed. Yeah, yes, uh Islanders? Well actually, yap Islanders.
(12:21):
Have you ever heard of them? They do Their money
is in the form of huge stones stone in Okay,
All right, John, worked out for you, buddy, big old
price back head over the Channel four. You appreciate you
listening all these years, and we'll get it to you, buddy.
Speaker 7 (12:41):
I appreciate John by first time call her.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
You know, I've been listening so long.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
For it, I should probably call her.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
You know.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yeah, why how many hours? Tommy you knew on the
other side's celebrated all burn of the Dall's den. Come on,
Mama pants, don't look at me like that. Good morning.
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That is a big show on the radio.
Speaker 8 (13:38):
I know, man.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
That funny how life works out. That big old cooking
bucker Branshwater. Last night I got met the man for
gating and grilling the number one showing to say to
Alabama of Alabama football on the YouTube channel dog Gone It?
Who beat you?
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Duke?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I don't remember short memory hanging with you last night.
So I was there my eyebalk and I goes boards
and got the Auburn and the Florida basketballs at Oliver
he goes extra yard for teachers of going to rats
millions of dollars for charity over the years. But you
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know Alabama has been a big part of that. Uh, Kevin,
you remember the Alabama football I was gifted to you.
Oh you did the prize possession. That's cool. So Alabama,
Gayton and Grilla we gonna get y'all. But let's see
what happens with the Auburn Tigers. I'm guessing you'll be
rooting against them. I'm playing Florida. How can they both lose?
(14:43):
Make y'all happy that we don't know? Let's check that out, y'all.
Get click on the n ig sports banner at the
Big Show dot com. You'd like to uh get you
one of these basketball Do that you mention that anymore?
We will have some fun at Dale's Den. Okay, that's
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as close as we'll give you some war eagles.
Speaker 6 (15:05):
Here.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
There's morning because the Mamma boys in. That's coming up
top of the hour. There's a big show rolls on,
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Good morning, Big shows on the radio, Hard Rev. You
go first, right there, Rabbis hit. That's all. That's how,
that's how. That's all. That's all.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
That's all, that's all.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
You know.
Speaker 9 (15:49):
I have feelings too. All right, well let me press
on in spite of overwhelming opposition so far. Good morning there, John.
Speaker 10 (15:58):
Bark, I'm sure, says the person out Randy. Hey, Jack,
you would never say nothing like that to me, would you.
Speaker 9 (16:07):
Reverend Ernest listened, sair heir, y'all heard the phrase bats
in the belfry right, Well, we're the Blessed Hop Baptist Church.
Been having that very probably we have an actual family
of bats.
Speaker 10 (16:18):
They've been living up in the belfry.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
See.
Speaker 9 (16:20):
Ronald, the groundskeeper came in to give a progress support.
Speaker 10 (16:23):
I told him flush them bats out there right now.
He said, well, I didn't hear no luck.
Speaker 9 (16:28):
I grabbed up that old tom cat had been hanging
around and locked him up in the bell tower with
all them bats.
Speaker 10 (16:33):
I said, well, how to go? He said, not too good?
Speaker 9 (16:36):
Came back next morning, there's a little piece of cat
hair all over the floor.
Speaker 10 (16:39):
The cat was gone, but the bats were still there.
Speaker 9 (16:43):
So I sent the hair deacon, ravend Jones out to
see if he could do something, but the bats. He
came back, said, well, I thought I had it licked there.
I got me a big net, went up there and
scooped all of them up.
Speaker 10 (16:53):
Then I stuck him in a big.
Speaker 9 (16:54):
Sack and took him way out in the woods and
turned the b loose. I said, m that's a good
player out of work. He said, not too good. They
followed me when I left the woods. Bats ended up
getting back to the church for I do you so finally,
I said, y'all nerve racking. I kind of had the
same reaction that you hear when I can hear her Joe,
I said, y'all get out.
Speaker 10 (17:12):
The way I'll handled this.
Speaker 9 (17:14):
I went up in the town, flushed all the bats out,
baptized that for one of them, and put all their
names on the membership role.
Speaker 10 (17:20):
Sure enough, we ain't seen a one of them singing.
Speaker 9 (17:23):
Cats closed next key, and I'm speaking of a little
bit of closer hair in the upstairs area.
Speaker 10 (17:28):
Lidsa gemens hell it's.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
Google all right, attack of that rag bar.
Speaker 6 (17:35):
Chat y'all.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
Hey, let's talk about me, y'all tell you? Oh yeah,
I'm something down. But I was poor growing up. Whole
bull eyes poor all eyes, dirt, poor eyes, poor hell, Paul,
was it thanks basking? Well, if I wasn't born a boy,
I wouldn't have nothing to play. Well, oh that much?
Look with girls either? O you talking about bad love?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Girl?
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Fum with the other day said on over, there's nobody home.
Well I went over, sure enough, what nobody home? But
during sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me.
Just the other night, she called me from a hotel
one dass. I came home early from work. I saw
a guy jogging deckhead. I said, hey, buddy, why are
you doing that? He said, because you came home early.
Always been a rough day too. I'll talk about that
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in a minute. It's rough childhood. I's ugly as a kid.
I know, as harf youd to flee, but as why.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I was uggly?
Speaker 4 (18:25):
Okay, yeah, I was ugging. When I played in the sandbox.
The cat kept covering me up. I could tell my
parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
And a radio.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
I got an ugly baby. How I was an ugly baby?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Whoo you look.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Well my mother? My mother wouldn't breastfeed me. O, my
brother won't it to myself.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
I said, thanks, you bring up.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
Mom said she's always she just liked me as a friend.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Oh, I'm ugly.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
My father carries around the picture of the kid who
came with his wallet. I went I was born. The
doctor came out to the weight room, said my daddy.
I'm very sorry. We did everything we could. Buddy pulled
through my bugly. My mother had more than sickness after
I was born. I remember the time I was kidnap.
Said a piece of my finger to daddy. He said
he wanted more proof.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Ugly.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
I went to the pet shop. When I was a teenager.
People kept asking how big I give. I wouldn't see
my doctor, said doctor. Every morning I get up and
looking the bear. I feel like throwing up. What's wrong
with me? He said, I don't know, but your eyesight's perfect.
Speaker 9 (19:25):
Can I stop now? I'm afraid I keep on playing
the drum. People gonna think I'm Pentecosta.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Wait we gout.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
This makes Shaw On the radio, John bore Been and.
Speaker 11 (19:37):
Tanler fellers ran to Jackie and you listening, HOI pow,
you are listening to two of the funniest guys on
the radio and my fraternity brothers at the Wreccoon Lodge,
John Boy and Philly on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Holy funny, holy funny. Oh hell.
Speaker 8 (20:04):
H m hmm, good morning.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
That's all make Shaw the radio all right, right back?
Called down Valley, Alabama. I told her close, we're getting
down of war Eagles here. Let's see add talk with Dale.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
He was then ad talk. Hey, I did get five
minutes bo at the end of my ad hey, walk
down Ego. At the end of my ad talk, where
I give out my personal cell phone number, I give
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out my address and where I be sitting at all
my football games or seek number and all of that,
it get cut off. So wait till the end. Babba,
wanna give it again. I just hope it don't get
cut off. This time. Day Us dayn is a place
to be. We still got some great eats, still got
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some good price. All our strengths. Hey, let me holler
at you about this. One time. We have a telephone
number that is listed. It is our business number. We
take all the over that telephone number. We do not
have time to talk. We have a separate AD talk number.
(21:53):
It's completely separate. If you're welcome to call that number.
And if you listening to this message ever, then that
you have called it. But our business number. Please let
us have our business number. We do not have. We
don't have the person there to talk to you. Old
the telephone. We're taking orders, we're taking calls and they're
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just business number. They just say business number, but business calls.
Thank you so much for that. Let me talk to
you about one of the things that I find ironic.
It is ID. It is our law here in our
state to id questionable people is to uh control under
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age drinking. And we have to check the ID of
peoples and they have to have a picture m ID
and the authorize ID by the state of federal government.
M Now the pit that the author ID is okay,
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but it's the picture ID that I want to talk
to you about. Our picture ID lacks the quality that
I would like to see and put your ID. The
law enforcement officials they have other means to check IDs,
computers and stuff like that. But the people here at
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the operations that I runs can only check the ID
and the picture by looking at the person and looking
at the ID. And there are a lot of times
that you cannot do this the picture quality or whoever
made the picture didn't really take time to do their
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job correctly. And I hope this criticism is constructing. Sometimes
you can't tell the gender, Who in the hell is this?
Speaker 3 (23:56):
To see what I'm.
Speaker 5 (23:57):
Saying, It's just a shame that somebody would take a
picture like this and call theyself a professional. I don't
because I have taken pictures. You just sit down, snap
and get up and pay for the people who take
these pictures, they ought to have pride in their work.
While they can take a quality picture where you can
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recognize who is this on this picture? Sometimes that not
even he resembles, not even a color tone that matches this.
You don't know who You don't know who this person
is on this picture, and it be the correct person
who holding the picture, but you can't tell what the
hell it is. Yeah, a person should take more pride
in his jaw. See what I'm saying. Set down, you
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ain't got to take no potrait, but let the person
make theirselves up and give them some tips and down
and how they can proceed where their features will come out,
where you can tell what type of animal this is
on this picture. Now, pictures card, listen that it's a
(25:03):
punishment to look at an army picture. Most of the
time they've gotten better. But please, if you take your
picture out of your pocketbook right now and look at it,
see if you someone else that you handing that picture
to can recognize you. See if there are any resemblance
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to you. If it is okay, but if it's not.
We need to do something about these people taking these pictures.
And there's no resemblance whatsoever to whoever the hell on
this picture now offer to give away my phone number
was a hold on them. But I'm not against the
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people who taking their pictures. I'm there trying to make
this situation better because when you ask for somebody I
d you won't have recognized who it is.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
You see what it was man digging to tell the
phone number, don't know where he sets into Auburn games.
Speaker 7 (26:08):
If you think them people of the phone company would
take some pride in.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Their good morning big shows on the radio. Coming up,
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That's the one that McCauley Mick, you like talking to
Mike with my aunt dourage there like he rides around
on it. Oh, you don't actually do any work on it.
I love it. It's just fun to ride. It is
good looking boys Landscaping's best kept secret world long. Look
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for the link at the Big Show dot com. Hang,
I wanna play for minutes. First, Well, we're all excited
about Velvet Roadie, a country music duo of the Year
of the Grand Old Opry next Saturday. Our girl Cindy
balcom be the guest announcer at the Grand Old Opry
and what old pigeonhold her in? The one type of
music here it is we love it. Check this out.
Speaker 12 (27:16):
She's the Queen of bluegrass, the fairy godmother of the fiddle,
the Southern bell of the banjo.
Speaker 6 (27:23):
And a legend in an acon.
Speaker 12 (27:25):
Right, a legend and an icon. She's Cindy Balkam.
Speaker 6 (27:29):
I'm Cindy Balcom.
Speaker 12 (27:31):
And for thirty years, Cindy has dedicated her life to
keeping bluegrass music in the country's mainstream, both with her
nationally syndicated radio show Knee Deep in Bluegrass.
Speaker 6 (27:41):
And on stage with her husband Terry Balcom, who's also
a legion in an Acon.
Speaker 12 (27:46):
But there comes a time when a talent gets too
big for just one genre of music. Well, that legendary
iconic status is about to take yet another part of
the music industry by storm, ladies and gentlemen, The Big
Show Records is proud to introduce the new Cindy Barkam,
and she's hip deep in hip hop.
Speaker 6 (28:07):
My milkshit brings all the boys to the yard and
they're like, it's better than yours. Damn Ryde, it's better
than yours. I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.
Speaker 12 (28:17):
The first Lady of bluegrass is getting jiggy with it,
and it's light.
Speaker 6 (28:22):
When the pimps in the crib mall drop it like
it's hot. Drop it like it's hot, Drop it like
it's hot. When the pigs try to get it, you
mark it like a tak bark it like a's hop
prk it like it's hot.
Speaker 12 (28:33):
She's breaking down the stupid fed rhymes and riding dirty
like a stone pole. Skeezer, run tell that.
Speaker 6 (28:40):
Come on, let's talk about six baby, Let's talk about
you and the Let's talk about all the good things
and the bad things that will be. Let's talk about sick.
Speaker 12 (28:52):
She's burying her musical soul in a whole new way.
Oh all right, you'll find out things about sin Welcome
that you never knew before. For example, I.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
Like big books, I can you owe the Brothers came
in that when a girl walks in with anybody ways
and a round thing in your face, you get sprung.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
The album is.
Speaker 12 (29:15):
As cold as ice.
Speaker 6 (29:17):
If there's a problem, you know I'll solve it. Check
out the hook why mom Dja revolves it as ass Baby,
the Miller ass ass Baby, the Miller ass ass baby.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Van Niller as a Yes.
Speaker 12 (29:37):
Cindy Bucom isn't just setting the trends, She's setting the
mood for romance. Oh me so.
Speaker 6 (29:45):
Horny, oh oh me so harny, oh me so harny,
We love you long time, so horny, so so harny,
oh me so harny me love you long time. You
know what up fizzles. This is Cindy b to the aucum,
getting up in your grill. It's time to get you'll
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freak on and start knocking boots to the fresh tracks
I've laid down, Stop lamping and start ampling.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Homie, time to.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
Make some kill.
Speaker 6 (30:13):
A scrilla you heard and remember. Can't touch this, You
can't touch this, can't touch this.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Cindy Balcom is hip deep in hip hop.
Speaker 12 (30:30):
Can't Touch You, Available now on Big Show Records.
Speaker 6 (30:33):
Oh Shizzle, I love talking like this word.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
I love that. I love it.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
What you say.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Okay, let's go. Well, let's play wordy word one. Ain't
hundred Big show you told free line. We'll got a
couple of contestants team up play next. Good morning, It's
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a big sewing the radio brought you by Gating and
Grilling and the best Alabama fans in the world on
the YouTube channeler and Football Season check them out here
Man the Gors Maman Rodeo playing Jay Ours Rodeo this
Friday and Saturday night in the here in North Carolin.
Now we all come together to watch this phenomenon.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
Everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
The weird Birdy word. Let's meet a contestants. We got
Billy from Harrisonburg, Virginia. Good morning, bell that. We got
Brandy from Rock Faced, Georgia. Good morning, Brandy, Good morning.
Speaker 10 (32:04):
This is my first time calling.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Well, let's say move Brandy that Hey, welcome, find girl.
What a good you don't get me going here? All
right there, it'll be the boys against girls for two
rounds of wordy word, Billy, Tater and Brandy. Alright, did so?
Me and Billy let's go for the first thirty seconds,
and y'all were doing the theme things found in the house.
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In the house, okay, Billy, okay, okay, I'm used to
my Billy talking real quick. Okay, see what we can do.
Start the clock. Now, where you keep stuff cold in
the kitchen? Uh huh yeah, there was a shortened word.
(32:50):
I was good enough. Okay. This is where you set
a settee. Maybe is another word for it in the
living room? Uh no, no, what you set?
Speaker 3 (32:59):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Yes is another word for living room? Yeah no, Now
it's a long. It's a long. Yeah, you got it. Okay,
you put dakeeries in this and turn it on to
crush the ice and stuff. What is it a blimber.
Yeah all right there, so we used three on that board.
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It was really weird.
Speaker 6 (33:21):
At some point there you sounded just like Jackie, which
I was like, how's he doing that? You've gotten great
on your impression to me?
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Yeah, shut up, shut up, Tater. Let's see what Tater
and Brandy can do. I'm sorry without that attitude. Yeah
you ready, Brandy? Absolutely, okay, and go.
Speaker 6 (33:47):
You use a KitchenAid, one of these, like make your
cakes and things like that. I yes, you this this
instead of sweeping. You use this to suck up all
the dirt off your carpet. You need one of these
to put your.
Speaker 10 (34:01):
Bucket.
Speaker 6 (34:02):
Yep you uh you?
Speaker 10 (34:03):
All right?
Speaker 6 (34:04):
You sweep with this hand man?
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Yes that a girl?
Speaker 10 (34:07):
You uh.
Speaker 6 (34:08):
This will suck up water and you can squeeze it
and let the water out.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Nope, nope, nope.
Speaker 6 (34:15):
You use it like to clean your toilet, to clean
your tub.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
It's what, all right, don't say it. There was a buzzer,
but y'all did put a four on the board to
take the lead by one. I got ahead of ourselves.
I started just you were dinging all over. Well, let's
see what me and bell I can do. I bail
you readybody, Yes, sir, we're picking up on that last one.
If you got any idea, you shout it out. Start
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the clock, now do you know it? Now there? These
are found in the ocean too. And then you you water, yes,
all right. This is what you sweep the stuff into
with your brew. Yes, uh huh. This you spray this
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your windows and it cleans them. Come on, yeah, wind
deck you don't take that away from me. Okay, this
is what you put after you wash your clothes. You
put these little things in the draft and yeah, and
what is it? Tamping? Mopping the bucket? And I have
dryer sheets? What the world?
Speaker 10 (35:22):
This old?
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Games?
Speaker 5 (35:27):
That way?
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Man, Jaggie took one away from wind Decks because window
does that. The rate is that the way we've been
playing for these last twenty years. Windows they named it
after So yeah, okay, maybe a dog on. Uh So
it's tied up five to five. If Tater and Brandy
gets one, they're going to end this game, ready, Brandy,
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Yes and go okay.
Speaker 6 (35:53):
This is usually in your toolkit. It uses use it
to mend aato big things. Nope, it's sticky, Uh, it
can stick to stuff. It's usually silver crow it's usually silver.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Dunt take more than win.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
You were taking the time on that one.
Speaker 4 (36:15):
I was trying hard not to say t.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
That was my brain on slow. Well it worked out
and Billy dog on it came up a little short bud.
But you can try again anytime.
Speaker 5 (36:27):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
I appreciate it definitely, all.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Right, Blood, you have a great dubar Harrisonburg. Look at you,
Brandy rocky face. All right. We named this pros pack
after Randy. Get it down to you. Good morning, Make
shows on the radio. Requested request midtime canderground from Ango
Doug Kramer out of Knoxville, Tennessee. I think that's a
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m with a big thing on it, ain't it? Tat
oh got good? All right, Doug says the Chilaxia bit
was unforgettable. Play that so forget about and totally forgot it.
All right, Doug, we got it coming up. Good morning.
(37:29):
It's a big show on the radio. Something you'd like
to hear about this time er through Friday. Hit us
up on the John Boye Miller Facebook page. Drop a
line the mailbag at the Big Show dot com. Doug
Cramer out of Knoxville, Tennessee. There's your request. Doug.
Speaker 7 (37:45):
First, it was no big deal, but pretty soon it
was happening all the time. I could barely get through
the day. I had these panic attacks about stuff that
would probably never ever happen, like being in a plane crash,
or getting hit by a meteor, being pulled on stage
by a hypnotist at a comedy show, or get run
over by the Oscar meyer wienermobile. You know, stupid stuff.
(38:08):
I couldn't get it off my mind. If you suffer
from debilitating anxiety about the dangers of possible but unlikely situations,
you may suffer from possible unlikely situation syndrome or PUSS.
But now there's help. Chilaxia is a new prescription medication
clinically proven to relieve those crazy ass fears that rob
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you of the joy of daily life. While not a
cure for PUSS, one chillaxia tablet can relieve PUSS related
symptoms for up to twenty four hours. Ask your doctor
if chelaxia is right for you. Chillaxia is not for everyone.
Possible side effects include headache, dry mouth, minor skin irritation,
night sweats, day sweats, major skin irritation, plumbers, crack, cameltoe,
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nut pain man boots, the Jimmy legs, uneven tirewear, reduce
cell phone reception, oddly unnatural smile when posing for photographs,
growing needlessly complicated Tony Stark style facial hair, saying lol
to another person during an actual face to face conversation,
taking a selfie during a colonoscopy, binge watching Ugly Betty
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on Netflix, buying the extended warranty on electronics at best Buy,
asking Siri to set a new reminder while holding one
of those pager thingies at Outback Steakhouse instead of an
actual iPhone, hitting on old guy greeters at Walmart and
adding bitch to the end of every sentence like that
kid on breaking bag, and twerking. Combining Chelaxia with certain
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MAOI inhibitors can lead to headge's, swimmer's ear, bottleneck, wax lips,
beer belly, smart ass, pink eye, black line, purple, nurple scarlet,
Johansson bee's knees, and radiohead. Pregnant women who take Chelaxia
may give birth to demon babies with adamantium claws like wolverine.
If you feel the urge to actually keep up with
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the Kardashians, stop using chi alexia and seek medical attention
immediate time. Gelaxia works. I finally got my life back. Now,
if you excuse me, I'm going to see the Winnermobile.
Don't let puss get in the way of your life.
Ask your doctor about selaxia.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Yon Bonne.
The Usual has some characters on a big show. Yeah,
the outlaw Josie Butler, here's with us here today, carl
A Cook. We got bron and Leo, Velvet Rodeo, The
Grand Old Library is duo out of year man. I
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gotta check them out. Velvet Rodeo playing a j RS
Rodeo in Hegary, North Carolina this Friday and Saturday. We'll
keep up with them. They go along. Kevin Sport and
the Boy Met Gayton and Grilling Alabama Tailgate Show. Can't
wait for spat to roll around the number one show
State of Alabama road tied. Man, I ain't gonna cheer
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hard for Albyn or Florida. I'll show them way appreciate
you man, Kevin's boyd y'all boys, all right, good deal man,
good time. Let's try it again until we get it right.
We'll leave you with our future track from the Big Box.
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Keyword sixty, John Boyn Miller Man Man, how's it going?
Speaker 3 (41:45):
How's it going there?
Speaker 5 (41:46):
Well, let.
Speaker 3 (41:49):
I'm a sixty year old head of roll sexual American man.
And despite what you might have heard, every part of
that scenario, it's got a pretty big down to it.
Number one, I'm sixty years old, which means everything I
got hurts. If something quits hurting, it is usually caused
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this quit working altogether. Right, I should probably checking to
make sure it didn't fall off. Thanks to modern medicine,
we're living longer than ever. But tay the truth. Some
days I can't figure out why anybody wants it. Number
two down that list, Let's see, I'm a head of
row Sexual, which at one time was the hottest thing going.
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It was easy to figure out when you need to
use a bathroom, you match the plumbing in the stall
to the plumbing in your shorts. Here lately, America's got
more flavors and a basking Robbin's Wirehouse restaurants used to
have signs on the door that said pointers and centers
are buoys and gulls, but nowadays a sign is a
(42:54):
stick figure with a poodle skirt and a handlebar mustache,
which is the Internet national symaphore. No use trying to
figure it out. Just do your business and let somebody
else in. As a sing goes my big old bust,
no pun intended. Why where are we? Number three, I'm American.
(43:15):
Wish to hear the rest of the world tell it
means I'm the source of every respect of evil on
the face of the earth, even though in the last
hundred years we've saved the rest of y'all from having
to learn how to speak Japanese once, German twice, and
right now we're doing the best we can to keep
it from having to learn Arabic. Two. They say the
(43:37):
Arabic part is cause we're always running around the world
looking for more oil, which is true, but unlike a
lot of other countries, we're actually willing to pay for it.
Number four, I'm a man, which means there ain't on
one of y'all that would even be here if it
wasn't for me. Gender neutral might work just dandy in
(43:59):
a cop college lecture hall, but when it comes to
bringing the next generation of knuckleheads into the world, you're
absolutely gonna have to bring a man into the protest
in some way at some point. That ain't politics. It's
basic biology, which if you're in college nowadays, I ain't
(44:19):
surprised you don't really understand it, so chuckles. Answer your
original question. I'm a sixty year old hetero session American man.
How you think it? So at this point I'd like
to segue into the actual reason I called in, but
at the moment I ain't got a dad gum clue
(44:40):
what it was. And by the way, that's another downside
of the whole sixty year old I'll tell you what
I work on it and get back to you. So
for now, this is mad Mike saying support the troops,
spare newterter you pet seeing inis twice a year. Sat down,
shut up, quick word in my life, John Moore billing, y'all,
(45:02):
have a nice day.
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