August 7, 2025 • 50 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll pull out the final episode of the failed TV series, “The Redneck Whisperer”.. - We’ll dust off a copy of a long lost in studio performance of “It’s Hard To Kiss the Lips” - with the legendary Rodney Crowell.. - Gary Busey takes time to post another entry into his diary - this time he’s posting about a new movie role.. - We’ll get On Track with Doug Rice as he looks ahead to this weekend's NASCAR race in Watkins Glen, NY.. - the Pizza Runt is our requested bit.. - and we will wrap up with a call from the Mayor of Dismal Seepage…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good Morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up, we
play Beating the Blonde for an assortment of swag from
world Lawn moors Man. I wish I had me a
world long back then when I was racing Jeff Gordon,
it wouldn't even have been closed. At Charlotte Motor speed
Well in the Great Lawnmower Race, I got I ran
across in pictures. I got to put them up on Facebook.
Remind me do that jacket. When I think I can't
(00:20):
even Mamma who won the race? I think it was me. Doug,
do you remember that moment at Charlotte Motor Speedway. I'm
sure you were there.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yes, I was there, and you know I wouldn't tell
the tale if you didn't win it. I wouldn't even
imagine that I saw that happen if you hadn't won.
It's in the pantheon of great John Boy racing moments.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Odamn man, so uh, Hugh spent some good years at
Charlotte Motor Speedway. We're just stickled to death that Doug
is still with us. Still his finger is on the
pulse of the sport of Nascar.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Tell us some of your favorite stories that include John
Boy we got time for that.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
My all time favorite was and I've mentioned this one
before when John Boy was in the oversized shopping cart
of Bristol and it's it's monstrous and it's got a huge,
like drag racing motor on it, and they were dangerously
high on the banking and way too fast.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yeah, and I did it.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
You got you completed a lap and record time.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
I think it's still the fastest lap on record.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I guarantee the oversized food City uh buggy.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Yep, I guarantee it because they won't allow anybody else
to drive it.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
That was it. That was it, over a little over
ninety three miles an hour, and I led off ESPN
Sports Center the next morning. That was neat. That was
one of the time. Think so well, dog buddy, thank
you for joining us here. Let's talk about the race
that happened in Iowa over the weekend. And I was
(02:00):
giving you credits earlier this week. Man, we knew William
Byron was gonna win one hadting one since Daytona and
woman a few bucks on that. Thank you very much. Son.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Well, you're very welcome. I mean it was bound.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
He's been running better as of late. They went through
a slump where they actually lost the points lead for
two weeks to Chase Elliott. He got the lead back
in the regular season points by winning at Iowa Fuel
Mileage Race, but they came out on top of it.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
There's been a lot of those lately.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
It seems to be a trend of everybody trying to
save fuel to lessen their time on Pitt Road. But
he had the dominant car, so they deserve that win
up there, and it puts him back on top of
the points by eighteen now over his teammate Chase Elliott.
Hendrick right now has the market cornered on the points lead.
It's in the front, of course, William Byron, then Chase Elliott,
(02:53):
and then Kyle Larson is third. So the top three
point spots as of right now all owned by Hendrick Motorsports.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
And that tells you something done. Doug. We're talking about
William Byron one Daytona first race and then like Barrett
just lost the points lead. Now he's back on it.
So he kept it through all this season. So what
I'm trying to say is, do you think he's gonna
win the points championship? Is it time to put a
few bucks on him for that. I'm not ready to
(03:23):
go there yet.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
I'm just not.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I think that's that's TBD. We've still got three races
left to go in the regular season. I feel good
about his chances. And the big deal about winning the
regular season is you get playoff points. You get fifteen
playoff points, and that's like money in the bank that
if you win this regular season, you have to really
(03:47):
mess up to get knocked down in the first round
of the playoffs. So if he can do that along
with the points that he's already got in the playoff bank,
he'll be in really good shape.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
All right. So let's watch and see who comes out
on top. Three more race is Watkins Glenn this weekend,
then Richmond, then the wild card race, the last race
for the playoffs. I love it moved to Daytona taytona
race you.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Could have you could see another person get into the playoffs.
We saw Harrison Burton do it last year. They went
down and he won for the Wood Brothers there. So
we could see another team that hasn't qualified for the playoffs,
somebody like a Ryan Priest maybe, or Ty Gibbs or
Brad Kislowski go down and win Daytona and then the
(04:32):
next thing you know, they're in the playoffs. So that's
that's still looming out there. And this week we're up
at UH one of the prettiest racetracks on the circuit,
at Watkins Glenn up in near Elmira, New York.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
So let's talk about that. It is a road course.
The guy that has been dominating we talked about is
he the best road racer ever? I mean, if he
can win at Watkins Glenn, we're talking about os VG, he's.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
He's making a case for it right now. He's won
three in a row this year. He just dusted him
at Mexico City. He came back and won Chicago, and
then everybody said, well when he gets to Sonoma, all
the teams have got a lot of research and notebook
on Sonoma.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
It won't be that easy. Yeah, it was. So he's
won three road course races in a row. He has
a different style of.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Driving than anyone else and he's just better at doing
this right now, can somebody else catch him? Sure they can,
but it's it's going to be tough. Connor Zilich in
the Exfinity Series is very very good he's the only
person I've seen beat SVG heads up, and he did
that at Sonoma and Infinity Race. But right now in
(05:43):
the Cup world full time, he's the best and he's
got to be the favorite going in.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
And we were looking at it. I was like a
A right right now. You know, earlier in the week
SVG he is the favorite at plus one to win.
Then the Connor who he was talking about Zilla, he's
second like plus five fifty, and then you got Kyle Larson,
William Byron and Chase Elliott. That is the top five
(06:09):
as far as odd Does.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
That tell you how much they respect Connor Zilich the
fact that he is he's not a full time Cup driver.
This is basically a one offer him that he is
the second favorite. So people, uh, he's not sneaking up
on anybody. They know how good he is.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Man, that's wild. So is he gonna get like a
full time ride? You think like SVG, I.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Think he will be. He will be a trackhouse next year.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
That's that's the That's the ride that Daniel Swarez was
told he would be out of that ninety nine car
and you can you can ride it in pen Connor
Ziliz will be in that car next year.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Right, Well, let's see he does heads up against SVG
this weekend at Watkins Glenn. That'll be fun there.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
All right.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
No, Well, thank you thell buddy. Hope you have a
great weekend.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
By the way, I want to uh, I got to
go up to Bristol Motor Speedway for the Braves Redskin.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Yeah, and I want.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
To tip my hat for the showbiz part of it.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I don't know about all the logistics behind the scenes,
but the showbiz part that you could see the way
they introduced the players. They rode them around on pickup trucks,
they had a pace car for each team.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
All of that.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Part of it, the Hollywood part of it was great,
So that was kind of cool. I did not stick
around on Sunday because I needed to get home so
I could watch the races this weekend. But it was
kind of cool to see him play baseball there at Bristol.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
It really was, and I hope they do it again.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
You know, they set the record for the most But
the rains I was ran in and just like rained
it out. It was not good.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Saturday.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
It rained literally pretty much almost all day long and
about the time the words Home of the Brave came
out of the.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Ladies singing the national anthem.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
The skies just opened up and you knew we weren't
going to do much baseball.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Well weyver hit it again.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
All right, done, good job, mat Barties, Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Man.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
All right, Johnny, take care, Thank you guys, appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
All right, my boy love you mean it that. It's
a Doug and follow him on X Rice Man sixty one,
all ideal. Let's play Beat the Blonde one eight hundred,
big show. We'll get a contestant play next. Good morning,
(08:45):
that's a big show on the radio. Roll into your
Thursday August seven. Well, let us know you mean put
somebody in the winter's serving on Beating the Blonde. Let's
say had a Jimmy sumter South Carolina where Merry OLDI
Gale does would tell from a sparkleberries swamp over the years.
(09:08):
Good morning, ja do you mother loo.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
For about nine miles of Parker beer before we catch
the big bass man.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I got you, Jimmy. We're proud to have you.
Speaker 7 (09:22):
I'm out here.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
I'm out here this morning picking blueberries.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yes, I do want some blueberries. Man oh, I got
to check there on the burn pile, thank you, not
the burn pile, the burn Oh yeah, we didn't burn.
Then it should be time. And those great Sada was
sharing pictures each other's great man, they're just about ready
for the birds to eat about there hitting them blueberries,
(09:49):
my blueberry time. They might come in a little bit
sooner down there and some Well, all right, Jimmy, thank you, y'all.
Hold you to that. Let's see if we can get
you two bells before two buzzers, and then I have
something to deal with, all right, right, woo there it
is all right tighter. You can you really figure out
the temperature by counting cricket chirps?
Speaker 8 (10:10):
Take the temperature temperature, temperature, temperature, No, you figure out
how many females are nearby with the crickets.
Speaker 9 (10:18):
So my answer is.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
So, Jimmy Taylor says, you cannot figure out the temperature.
Are you down there outside a lot? What do you
think about the chirping crickets? Do you agree or disagree with?
Speaker 10 (10:31):
No?
Speaker 6 (10:34):
Did she want me to figure out the temperature outside?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah? So so I'm asking her, you know, can you
really figure the temperature by counting cricket chirps. I mean,
we're not going to ask you to do it with
a formula or anything, because you know it's no way.
I mean, I'm guessing I would I would have.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
I would have to say no, that's the old folk tale.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Okay, so you are agreeing with that, and uh no, no, no,
this is one of those that says right here, it
is true. The phenomenon is known as dol Bear's law,
and studies have confirmed that if you count the number
of chirps in fifteen seconds then add forty, that'll give
(11:16):
you the temperature in fahrenheit.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
So there is a formula, but not a very complicated one.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Okay, good, yeah, okay.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
That kind of sounds like bold, right no, so.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
So well, listen, let's let's try it so once once
once again. When you count the chirps cricket chirps in
fifteen seconds and add forty, that will give you the
temperature in fahrenheit.
Speaker 9 (11:42):
What are our test subjects? Is it one cricket?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
One cricket is a whole lot easier to count because
I can't really tell.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Oh, yeah, you're gonna have to learn their chirps.
Speaker 9 (11:51):
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. All right, Well, y'all, let
me know who a trick question could bear.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Col Bear was a very famous physicist and the teen
late eighteen hundreds early nineteen hundred love crickets.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Yeah, really, yeah, I'm gonna say, all right, well that's
a buzzer. Let's senh we get a ball right here?
Speaker 9 (12:11):
Okay, all right, straight down.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Nineteen thirty two, Congress issued a commemorative coin honoring the
former president that appears on it. It was intended to
only be used for one year, but was so popular
it was continued as a regular issue coin to this day.
Which coin is it?
Speaker 7 (12:33):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (12:33):
I thought, there's choices, Well there are.
Speaker 6 (12:38):
I look in my.
Speaker 8 (12:38):
Pocket, the penny. I'm gonna go with the penny.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Going with the penny one, I'll say it's the quarter,
So I disagree.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
And that was Yes, it is a corner.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yes, the George Washington Quarter nineteen thirty two is the
two hundredth and versary of his birth.
Speaker 11 (13:02):
There you go, while researching that the US Mint is
actually going to release a commemorative Superman silver coin?
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Is that pre order started last week?
Speaker 3 (13:16):
And which Superman is going to be on it?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
It's the fat one.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
It's part of their it's part of their comic con
or comic book.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Uh tribute Batman is next?
Speaker 7 (13:31):
Cool?
Speaker 6 (13:34):
How about how about Trump? Trump? We're already get us
a Trump coin, right, believe.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Me, he's got one. Oh he's made it.
Speaker 9 (13:40):
Yeah, that's on late night TV.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Jamie. Well, here we go, you all. We got a
full count.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Let's see what we got.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Tayer, What American corporation is hands down the world's largest
consumer of sugar and vanilla in the world.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
You said the world worldwide.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
The world's largest consumer of sugar and vanilla, all of
earth American corporations.
Speaker 8 (14:09):
I gave him a lot of my money.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Starbucks, say Starbucks, Jimmy agree or disagrees?
Speaker 6 (14:19):
I disagree?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
And co comp Cola Company.
Speaker 6 (14:28):
Yeah, we're taking the change. We're taking the change of
sugar and Coca Cola is what Trump said. We're gonna
start using our sugar cane.
Speaker 7 (14:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Did you hear that?
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Trump went to the guy and runs Coca Cola says,
you know, I really think this tastes better with sugar
in it, but you might might put some coca.
Speaker 9 (14:45):
And I'm surfing it now.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
So ah, Jimmy, good work, buddy. You hang on, Jackie,
hook up with a big old prize pie.
Speaker 6 (14:55):
I appreciate You'll have a good day man.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Enjoyed you, buddy. All right, then we'll go jumping out,
catching you up on your news our daily remembering Rape
is coming up on the other.
Speaker 12 (15:11):
Side, Good morning, the big show's on the radio.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Another chance to join the winners is coming up first.
Rape says he has enough words to type out well
this show, but he doesn't have time to write a memoir.
Speaker 13 (16:05):
Yeah. When someone says, Rayfort, you should write a book,
I say, after writing four pieces a day for this show,
the last thing I want to see the rest of
the day is a typewriter. And I see I have
some support from a woman who's a novelist and pulit
serprise winning journalist Annah Quinlan. Her college writing professor, used
to tell her in the class not to take jobs
(16:27):
that included writing of any kind because there was no
chance you'd go home at night and take up your
own material. On the other hand, I have heard advice
from successful writers novelists to say, don't ever take any
writing courses. As Quinland calls writing agony, says, I hate
to write. I have to force myself every day to
sit down and begin this is the first thing that
(16:49):
I always tell students who have absorbed the peculiar modern
notion that you are practiced at something, you must find
it effortless and pleasurable. Sometimes they ask how I continue,
and I replied glibly because of contractual obligations. So like
I have a contractual obligation to knock out these four
easy pieces every day. And notice I never call it work.
(17:12):
Here on the John Boyn Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio, only
about twenty minutes away from another edision of tain entertainment news. Well,
the summer heat is hitting hard these days. Everybody could
use a good laugh. As soon as we find one,
we'll bring it to you. But in the meantime, here's
the artist formerly known as astro Nerd.
Speaker 14 (17:58):
This joke, Nerd, you know you should really work in
a steakhouse because you could sell the sizzle.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Yoke might come to that if I keep letting you
stink up to play. So well, you've been at this
a while and if you don't show improvement today, astronr
I mean joke, Nerd, it might be the last hunt.
Speaker 9 (18:17):
Might So you're telling me there's a chance.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
A slim one So how about it, Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for your headliner joke.
Speaker 14 (18:26):
Nerds, thank you for that charming introduction, John boy, you
even used a few three syllable words. All right, all right,
speaking of the heat, did you hear the inventor of
the heat index has died. He was eighty eight years old,
but he felt like one hundred and seven. I went
(18:48):
to the doctor the other day. Good news, he says,
I'm healthy enough for sex. Bad news, I'm just not
attractive enough. That's a good one to get sympathy for.
I'm the girl. Relationships are tough, man. I went on
a blind date with an Asian chick. During the small talk,
I asked her what she did for a living. She said,
(19:09):
I'm a pirate. I said, oh, wow, you're a pirate.
You mean you rob ships? She said, no, I'm a pirate.
I fry airpranes. This guy knows what I'm talking about.
I dated a girl once. Have you got a minute?
I dated a girl once. We went back to her
(19:29):
place and while she was in the bathroom, I kind
of went through her underwear drawer. There was a nurse's outfit,
a French made outfit, a policewoman's uniform. Hell, I just left.
I mean, if she can't hold down a job, what
good is she to me? One time, when I got
(19:49):
to keep riding that wave. One time when I was married,
I brought home one of my star party pals for
dinner at the last second. Oh lord them listen is
just lit into me good while my friend just sat
there open mouth while she went off. My hair and
makeup aren't done. The house is a mess. There's no
food in the kitchen. I didn't get enough sleep last night,
and I'm completely exhausted. Can't you see I'm steal in
(20:10):
my pajamas. I'm not cooking. Why did you bring home
one of your stupid astronomy friends without letting me know
ahead of time? I said, because he's thinking about getting married.
But like I say, whatever you do, never leave home
without a kiss, a hug, and then I love you. You
(20:31):
can wipe the pet hair off your mouth on the
way to the car. Yes, Brandy and I were on
point today. How about some current events pot liquors. Science
is in the news again. Scientists warned that the Earth
could run out of conspiracy theories by the end of
the year if they keep coming true at this rate,
(20:56):
you just wait, you got to build up collusion is
still around. After pushing that story for almost ten years,
CNN finally admitted their information was the work of Moose
and squirrel.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Thanks for clearing that up. I wondered what the rider
was meaning stupid.
Speaker 14 (21:21):
Well, there's been a bunch of classified documents released lately,
and it's not good news for Barack Obama. If reports
are true, he might be charged with treason. Obama brushed
that off, saying he can't be charged with treason since
he wasn't born in America.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Knew it.
Speaker 14 (21:38):
You could tell Obama is nervous. He called Peyton Manning
and asked for a ride. I mean, why else would
he call a white broncho. Somebody explained the OJ joke
to Jacket and.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
Poor old Hillary.
Speaker 14 (21:53):
Some of them declassified documents show that Russia had damaging
intelligence on her. She was taking heavy tranquilizers, experiencing intense
psycho emotional problems, including uncontrolled fits of anger, bouts of aggression,
and sudden uncharacteristic cheerfulness. Doctor said the medical terminology for
her condition is being a damn woman good not everybody.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
You better wonder flodians.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
And think, well, well, not bad, no, but not great either.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Better luck next time.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Next time.
Speaker 15 (22:29):
All right, cram it Randy, Oh wait you are hunk
well her heart, I hold everyone know that's list, there's
le list, there's let list.
Speaker 12 (22:46):
Why horradio fast, there's well list, there's lest Oh honey,
ho God, I'm.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Coming on you No, I know.
Speaker 16 (22:58):
What.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. And
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Speaker 17 (24:47):
Thank you.
Speaker 8 (24:48):
E News is reporting that E News has been canceled.
What where am I gonna get my E News?
Speaker 6 (24:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (24:55):
Now, the new episodes will continue it until September twenty fifth,
and then the news is done.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Well, so what is that all about?
Speaker 16 (25:03):
Now?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Do you know who's in it? Now?
Speaker 7 (25:07):
Was it.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
You're thinking about? Inside edition? They changed what I'm thinking?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, so you don't care. I've never
seen it, so I know that it's.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
The one that has actually this music that's playing right now.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Entertainment tonight. Yeah, I guess right.
Speaker 9 (25:27):
It was like another form of it, but yeah, news
is entertainment tonight.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
They shortened, so that's a channel, right, No, No, it's
just a news.
Speaker 9 (25:35):
Let's just move on from that. I thought that that
would hit differently.
Speaker 8 (25:38):
Yeah, how about there's a petition that's been launched to
rename the Birmingham England Airport after Ozzy.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Osborne is Birmingham, Birmingham, Birmingham, Birmingham, England, Birmingham.
Speaker 9 (25:50):
They say, Birmingham.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
You're point to it on this globe, can't.
Speaker 18 (26:00):
Right?
Speaker 4 (26:00):
You are the world traveler for her, the pilot there.
Speaker 9 (26:15):
So you may have seen this video.
Speaker 8 (26:16):
Tech firm Astronomer enlisted actress Gwyneth Paltrow as a very
temporary spokesperson following the resignation of its CEO and HR
chief after you know, the whole kiss cam thing at
the concert, right right, all right, So the tongue in
cheek video has Gwyneth, who was formerly married to the
(26:37):
Coldplay frontman Chris Martin, and she addresses the public's curiosity
without mentioning the incident directly while highlighting Astronomers AI and
data automation services.
Speaker 9 (26:47):
And it's very, very well done.
Speaker 8 (26:48):
And why is it well done because it was created
by Ryan Reynolds Agency, maximum effort, and it had a
very it has a very Ryan Reynolds feel to it.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Yeah, like that Ron Reynolds is doing a lot of
TV commercials now because he's got an agency, No, because
he's got a lot of money.
Speaker 9 (27:08):
Yeah, and those those you know, he was backing home.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
Yeah, he backed that.
Speaker 8 (27:14):
He has the soccer you know, he has the football team,
soccer team, and he's got you know, he had the liquor,
you know, he and check. Yeah, so in his top
thirty five million views at last check, and it is
credited with helping the company recover from the damage that
its rep was happening.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Well, good for this, yes, wait wait two hr people
and it didn't affect the company. Wow, it happens in
the business world.
Speaker 9 (27:45):
Hey, the suckets are in the news.
Speaker 8 (27:48):
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's five year, one hundred million
Netflix deal will not be renewed when it expires in September,
according to Entertainment.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
Well I do with the cliffhanger.
Speaker 7 (28:01):
Now.
Speaker 8 (28:01):
Netflix says it's shifting away from large, multi project areements
and going more towards the project base.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
They're going to go with something that doesn't suck.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
No wrong again because they're making the Obama Obama or
they sure know how to make fun of themselves.
Speaker 9 (28:24):
Okay, Hey, here's some buzz stories.
Speaker 8 (28:27):
Coyote Versus Acme, a live action animated Looney Tunes comedy
that was put on the shelf in twenty twenty three
by Warner Brothers for attacks. Right Off has been revived
by a company called Catchup Entertainment. That's right, and it's
now set for global theatrical release in August of twenty
twenty six.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
And they only paid three dollars for it, so now
they got it really cheap, really cheap. Coyote and the
jose acme.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Oh the act.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
And order me because they didn't catch the road runner?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Got that fun? Is it real?
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Cartoon?
Speaker 8 (29:10):
Jyleto criticized today's late night host for leaning too heavily
into partisan political humor.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Only somebody on radio would have said that, Gee, let
me see I heard, oh it was me three years
ago headline. Well, I like, just go ahead and tell.
Speaker 9 (29:35):
It like yeah, he said.
Speaker 8 (29:37):
He says that today's host are alienating half of the
audience with the political jokes by cozying up to one side,
and he even added, I don't think anybody wants to
hear a lecture?
Speaker 6 (29:47):
Now, who's that?
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Sound like me?
Speaker 9 (29:55):
Three stories?
Speaker 7 (29:56):
One?
Speaker 8 (29:56):
I can only pick one. What will I tell you
you to hear about Kelly Clarks? You want to hear
about Fleetwood Mac or you want to hear about Zach Brown.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
I think he may not know that way.
Speaker 8 (30:05):
Okay, So there are details about the Buckingham Knicks reissue,
and it's finally been officially announced. In nineteen seventy three
duo album the Lindsay Buckingham and Stevie Nicks made, which
paved their way into Fleetwood Mac, will be reissued on
September nineteenth on streaming services CD and on four different
color vinyl variants, which I don't really understand.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
I guess fALS hot, so they're adding a little spark
to But the thing is Fleetwood Mac is all kissed
and made up.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
I saw coups of them sitting together. Can you imagine?
I know, man, we had Lindsey Buckingham on the show,
you know, back back when it was.
Speaker 9 (30:42):
You never had Stevieline.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Heard the concert. I told her Bowden, Richard Bowden, I say, man,
I'm closer. Her nostrils were black. Has looked like they
were they were paid. I don't know, but they were black,
very clear. Wow, that's the total opposite of the color
they were with us.
Speaker 8 (31:05):
Well, well, Crying in the Night is available now at
all streaming services.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
All right, good job, man, babe, thank you very much.
All right, well, let's get us a winner. Let's play
worthy word. He would go one eight hundred Big Show
you told free line. We'll get a couple contestants saying
play next. Good morning. That's all make show on the radio.
(31:52):
Got our feature track out the big bars. We all
feature it on you in about thirty minutes. Quest it
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contest button. You can't get through, we'll call you. Li's it.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
I went to everybody's head about the bat.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Okay, no birdie word, dottle birdie word. Let's meet your contestants.
Speaker 4 (32:23):
We got carried from Standing Rock, Alabama.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Good morning, carry, Good morning, joh boy by the big joke,
Good morning, Hello body, welcome, and we got another Alabama
boy here. M from Huntsville, Alabama. Good morning.
Speaker 8 (32:39):
M e.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
He hey em ehud be me. All right, let's do
the boys against the girls. We'll be John Boy carried
Tater and Emmy. So uh to do with a house
or home is our word tablet. We're starting with you, okay, words.
Speaker 18 (33:05):
With no.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
It's just a house or a home, okay, okay, whatever
you call home. Oh god, Well, and Taylor's relaxing is
me and you carry? Are you ready? I'm ready? Man,
all right, starting to cl Now, tell them kids, get
out of my nose.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
Grass is your front and back front and back?
Speaker 16 (33:29):
What?
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Yes? Okay, this is where you park your what he
didn't say, Oh no, grass is out in your front?
Speaker 8 (33:39):
What?
Speaker 7 (33:40):
Oh loan, get out of the yard.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
Yeah, yard, okay, park your car in the.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Driveway.
Speaker 6 (33:47):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (33:47):
All right, okay, you got to put on a new
blank with shingles, a new hat. A boy, all right,
so well stumbled out of the gate. But we put
a three on the board. Buddy. Let's say what and
you can do? You read?
Speaker 9 (34:06):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Okay, start the clock.
Speaker 9 (34:10):
Now, be sure to clean out the dryer blank. The
thing catches all the lent.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Yeah, catches all the You also.
Speaker 8 (34:22):
Have like air blanks on the floor your air conditioner
blows through it. They're the like little slats.
Speaker 9 (34:28):
It's called a.
Speaker 7 (34:31):
Yes.
Speaker 9 (34:32):
Alright, Oh geez, this this warms up your H two
O for your house.
Speaker 10 (34:41):
The Keeter.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
There's a luzzard. Do not say anything else. That is
one on the board for emmy. So a defensive struggle
carry leading three to one. We're going in around two.
Speaker 9 (34:54):
We're still in it, girl.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Yeah, anybody's game? Care have you read anybody?
Speaker 10 (34:59):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Yeah, picking up on that last one. Go so you
have Yeah, that's it all right.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
And this is where it is located underneath the house
in the uh huh. And this is what keeps your
house cool.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Turn on the conditions. Uh huh. And this is where
you sleep at night in the bedroom.
Speaker 9 (35:21):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
And this is what hangs over your kitchen table of
fancy light.
Speaker 7 (35:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
This is what you lock on your door. Just turn
it two words both, Yeah, you go, we go there.
Speaker 9 (35:38):
We'll carry.
Speaker 4 (35:44):
All right, nine on the board.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Well, let's see what Tater and m E can do
prayers right now?
Speaker 9 (35:52):
All right, we'll get we're did we did?
Speaker 18 (35:55):
And go all right?
Speaker 9 (35:57):
This is where you put the logs in and on blank. Yeah, girl,
you park your car, it's usually like a two car
blank garage.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Yep.
Speaker 8 (36:08):
These are you need to support blanks hold your house
up support blank yep, yep. Sorry, my hand.
Speaker 9 (36:16):
This is that you get you get water from this
your kitchen. Blank. Yeah, there's like a window in your
ceiling is called a.
Speaker 6 (36:26):
What bye like?
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Yeah, that was very good.
Speaker 10 (36:31):
You got.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Six total carry winds. That was a good game. And
we'll give you another shot down the line. Baby. We
appreciate you playing. Yeah, I'll be alright waiting.
Speaker 4 (36:49):
Thank you and carry.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Stand in Rock Alabama's own Victor wordy words.
Speaker 17 (36:56):
So proud of you.
Speaker 6 (36:57):
It was amazing.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
Hey bye, show man, thank you. Can I give a
shout out? Please?
Speaker 4 (37:02):
Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Hey, I want to give a shout out to my
wife Boody and my buddy old verd oh, David Verde
down on that Ali Bama. He played on there with
y'all before man right Manome Jared pat to have y'all
listen down to the Great State. I don't mind, hey,
y'all boy, check out kids standing the Rock to Jay's
all right, get it for me, Randy, got you care
hang over with JAGGI. Alright, buddy, I thank you, good morning.
(37:27):
Got the Big Show on the radio. You got something
you'd like to hear on the Big Show about this time?
Every Monday through Friday, hit us up on the John
Woe Miller Facebook page. We got a request from Pizza Run. Yeah,
it's oh here it is on this side of the
wrong side, baby. Vicky Joyce King from Durham, North Carolina says,
can you play any of the Pizza Run bis? All right,
(37:48):
good deal.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
Maybe I read the last one first. All right, Vicky,
don't worry. I gotta figure it out and it's coming
up next.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Good morning. Make showing the radio request mid time had
a dural North Carolina Hormon and New Blue Doubles.
Speaker 4 (38:37):
Vicky Joyce King, Here go babe, Hello.
Speaker 16 (38:44):
Ricky, Hello, it's me. I go here as quick as
I could.
Speaker 6 (38:48):
What's wrong?
Speaker 1 (38:50):
I got a surprise for you?
Speaker 16 (38:53):
What sub would order?
Speaker 9 (38:54):
A pizza Dot pick it up?
Speaker 14 (38:57):
I already hate that.
Speaker 10 (38:58):
Check this out.
Speaker 9 (39:01):
Had that.
Speaker 16 (39:03):
Wow, Ricky, you've readoed your Pizza Rut outfit.
Speaker 14 (39:08):
It's called a reimagining that stinky damn thing. Old man
run typed Papa Populace had me wearing smell like a
Little League porta crapper and it looked like a reject
from a Banana splitz. Kids don't want a cartoon character,
they want a super hero and that's you. Guess who
(39:29):
just insulted themselves out of the sidekick position.
Speaker 16 (39:33):
Oh, Ricky, you let your mind wander again and it
never came back.
Speaker 14 (39:37):
Oh yeah, well check this outo, what did the sam hill?
Are those all old little pepperoni slashes on my outfit?
A razor sharp throwing stars. I'm good with him too, Yes,
I thought I put him outside.
Speaker 10 (39:58):
He been sleeping in the dough flower get cherry picker?
Speaker 16 (40:03):
Why do you need those dag vegus Lucy.
Speaker 14 (40:06):
In the world of beloved restaurant mascots, you have to
be prepared for any situation. Let's say I'm at some
personal appearance and some clown shows up, a real clown,
you know, with balloons. Well, I can't have that pale
face scene stealer distracting kids from taking these five percent
off coupons I'm handing out. So these little babies will
put those balloons out of commission, and if I don't work,
(40:27):
I'll put one in his forehead. That'll send Bozo packing.
Speaker 9 (40:31):
That sounds crazy.
Speaker 14 (40:32):
Oh that's the least crazy gizmo I got on this
out fit. Watch Yes, Go Go pizza runt wings.
Speaker 16 (40:44):
I was eight wigs. There are two big pizza slices.
Speaker 14 (40:48):
Oh yeah, well, yesterday I jumped off the bank downtown
and sailed all the way over to the next county
on those pizza slices.
Speaker 10 (40:55):
I had to walk all the way home.
Speaker 4 (40:56):
Why did you just fly?
Speaker 14 (40:57):
Well, it wasn't anything hiring two stories. Lucky for me,
I had these babies and what is that bring? Loaded
boots perfect for jumping over parents. Without these, it would
have taken me all day to get home.
Speaker 5 (41:11):
Watch you.
Speaker 4 (41:17):
Very graceful, damn sealing fans.
Speaker 10 (41:19):
I've been meaning to take that down anyway.
Speaker 16 (41:22):
Seems like an awful lot of work just to make
personal appearances at the livestock Aukshoe.
Speaker 14 (41:27):
Look, I ain't got all the bugs worked out of
this thing yet, but I guarantee you that's gonna kick
my legend of pizza runt up a notch. Folks will
pay double to have me show up at their shindigs
in this to get up. Who knows, maybe I'll get
my own show on public access. Here comes the customer.
Speaker 10 (41:43):
Watch me.
Speaker 14 (41:44):
Wow thee o brother, I'm going to the cad Hello citizen,
Welcome to Pizza Runt, Home of the Pizza Runt.
Speaker 10 (41:53):
I am the pizza runt, so you're the only one here.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
I'm the only one you need. Brother, What can I
do you for?
Speaker 10 (42:02):
I'm just here to pick up an order. Your thing name,
Give me your money.
Speaker 14 (42:06):
Give me your money, Give me your money, give me
your money.
Speaker 10 (42:08):
I don't see it.
Speaker 4 (42:08):
What is that Dutch?
Speaker 10 (42:10):
It's German as in luger ah oh ah, And I
went through that cash register. What's stallin?
Speaker 8 (42:19):
Uh?
Speaker 16 (42:20):
You're out of toilet paper. I had to use one
of your major man comic books.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
Floor, Lucy, Lucy, speak.
Speaker 18 (42:31):
To me.
Speaker 16 (42:33):
A toilet paper.
Speaker 10 (42:35):
If you were smart, you do the same thing.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Brother.
Speaker 14 (42:40):
Nobody ever accused me of being smart. You're gonna be
sorry you ever come in here, George.
Speaker 10 (42:46):
Why you're gonna make me take a pizza? A smart ass?
You asked for it.
Speaker 14 (42:52):
Go go melty Boxeruli faster activate. That's one hundred percent
of buffalo mozzarella pounds. You're stuck to that floor like
a booger. But I just did Keith, you got knocked
(43:17):
the out looks grat what's got older here?
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Nothing?
Speaker 6 (43:23):
Now?
Speaker 10 (43:23):
I got it handled.
Speaker 4 (43:25):
Hey, you can do the clean up work.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
What no, you had hot footed? We open for dinner
at an hour?
Speaker 7 (43:30):
Oh?
Speaker 16 (43:31):
But dogging?
Speaker 9 (43:32):
What happened?
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Well?
Speaker 14 (43:34):
You were as much help as you usually are. You
slept through me saving the dad gum day.
Speaker 10 (43:40):
Holy moly, this fellow here is the pizza perk. He
been robbing paint the stores all across the southeast. Buddy,
there's one hundred thousand dollars reward for here, a hundred
a hundred.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
Son of a Get you up.
Speaker 16 (43:53):
Oh, Ricky, you're a hero.
Speaker 10 (43:57):
Don't call me Ricky. There is no more Ricky. A
pizza rug.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
There's no need to fear. Pizza rut is here.
Speaker 18 (44:17):
Hey, bad guys, try your rod. I'm muffy soon fight
out there out of luck. A hero and a lot
of pluck, no bigger than a hockey puckets piece.
Speaker 9 (44:26):
A rocks, Pizza roads, not.
Speaker 17 (44:33):
Too smart and not too speedy, and his office kind
of see PiZZ.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
A rod.
Speaker 10 (44:44):
Peece a rod, thank you.
Speaker 18 (44:51):
Going to start to strut their stuff and decent folks
have had enough.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
There's someone who will call their bluff. Ee don't know,
he's not that tough. It's pizza roads.
Speaker 17 (45:03):
It's a road. It's a bad guys feed and Godey,
even though he's kind of Puny's a road.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
It's a rod suck. Good morning. That's a big genre radio.
(45:49):
Are you living in the South you gotta you gotta
find out about the annual taking Jigger Festival. He word
jiggar Fest. His visit from the mayor.
Speaker 7 (46:03):
I love this.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
Yeah, there's always something exciting happening in Dismal sep in
South Carolina. This weekend is no exception, and here to
tell us about it is the mayor himself, the Honorable
Merwin co fiddle Swoop. Good morning, mister mayor.
Speaker 7 (46:19):
Good morning John boy, had all your wonderful listeners. Well,
the summer is time for lots of fun outdoor activities, picnics, hiking,
a day at the lake, and when you're outdoors, you're
not alone. And this weekend we're going to celebrate a
couple of your summertime companions with the second Annual Dismal
Seepach Tick and Chigger.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
Festival, a bloodsucking bug festival.
Speaker 7 (46:45):
Well that was actually the original name.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
Did not test well, seems like an odd thing to celebrate, Mayor.
Speaker 7 (46:52):
Well, you know, we had to do something when our
other festival fell through. What was that, Well, it was
the toe Jambrie. It was a salute to the American foot.
Speaker 18 (47:04):
You know.
Speaker 7 (47:04):
Dismal Seepage is the pedietary center of the South really
as far as you know. But unfortunately we got a
monkey wrench thrown in the works when a epidemic of
toenail fungus broke out and the lamaicilled delivery truck swerved
to avoid hitting an armadillo and wound up in the river.
Speaker 4 (47:22):
Doesn't sound like that much of a catastrophe.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
Actually, well, I.
Speaker 7 (47:26):
Left out the part about a lot of the attendees
getting busted in a state wide foot fetish ray. What
a bunch of weirdos. I'm more of a booty man myself.
Can I get a what what?
Speaker 1 (47:43):
What's on tap for the big Dismal Seepage Tick and
Chigger Festivals.
Speaker 7 (47:48):
I'm glad you asked, John Boy. It's a jam packed
weekend with all sorts of activities for folks of all ages.
The weekend kicks off with the big parade down Main Street.
Boats compete for cash prizes. Our returning champion from last
year we'll be back where their prize winning float suck it.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
You No, I have to ask, what's that look like?
Speaker 3 (48:12):
Well?
Speaker 7 (48:12):
You know, actually it's pretty disturbing, but it's brilliantly creative.
You ever see the movie The Human Centipede? H it's
like that, but with a tick, a chigger, a flea,
and a mosquito in that order.
Speaker 4 (48:24):
Well, that is horrible. What kind of person makes something
like that?
Speaker 7 (48:28):
The Baptist Church, Well, there's a there's a big blood
drive sponsored by the Red Cross and Skeevy Stevie's Pest
Control and handmade lingerie.
Speaker 4 (48:39):
Ah, good old fashioned blood drive. That's a clever tie.
Speaker 7 (48:42):
Yeah, and all the nurses are dressed as bugs. It's
a real X Files vibe. Then we'll have a big
bug of war where teams compete to pull each other
into a big pit of chiggers.
Speaker 1 (48:54):
Well that's terrible.
Speaker 7 (48:56):
Yeah, if you're the loser. There's a great new game
this year called tick Talk. Contestants have sixty seconds to
pick as many ticks off a variety of critters from
Oh Home on the Mange Discount, Roadside Zoom. And for
the outdoorsman, we'll have skeet shooting.
Speaker 4 (49:14):
How does that work?
Speaker 7 (49:16):
Well, some of the insult comics from Awe Schmuck's Comedy Club.
They dress as mosquitos and taunt that marksman armed with
paintball gun.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
That hurts man.
Speaker 7 (49:27):
Yeah, it's a total win win And the final night
is a big concert entitled getting Chiggy with It.
Speaker 1 (49:38):
You didn't mention the food.
Speaker 7 (49:40):
Thanks for reminding me, John Boy. We've got a special
food truck this year that's going to be serving hamburgers
all weekend long.
Speaker 4 (49:48):
Well wait, hambuggers, don't tell me.
Speaker 7 (49:52):
We celebrate the latest trend in fine gourmet dining. These
are just like traditional hamburgers, but made completely with insects,
and they are delicious.
Speaker 10 (50:01):
Have you had one?
Speaker 7 (50:04):
So come on down Hick and Tiger Festival. It'll really
get under your Skin'll do what I did there home
on John Boy.
Speaker 1 (50:16):
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Good Morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up, we
play Beating the Blonde for an assortment of swag from
world Lawn moors Man. I wish I had me a
world long back then when I was racing Jeff Gordon,
it wouldn't even have been closed. At Charlotte Motor speed
Well in the Great Lawnmower Race, I got I ran
across in pictures. I got to put them up on Facebook.
Remind me do that jacket. When I think I can't
(00:20):
even Mamma who won the race? I think it was me. Doug,
do you remember that moment at Charlotte Motor Speedway. I'm
sure you were there.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yes, I was there, and you know I wouldn't tell
the tale if you didn't win it. I wouldn't even
imagine that I saw that happen if you hadn't won.
It's in the pantheon of great John Boy racing moments.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Odamn man, so uh, Hugh spent some good years at
Charlotte Motor Speedway. We're just stickled to death that Doug
is still with us. Still his finger is on the
pulse of the sport of Nascar.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Tell us some of your favorite stories that include John
Boy we got time for that.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
My all time favorite was and I've mentioned this one
before when John Boy was in the oversized shopping cart
of Bristol and it's it's monstrous and it's got a huge,
like drag racing motor on it, and they were dangerously
high on the banking and way too fast.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yeah, and I did it.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
You got you completed a lap and record time.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
I think it's still the fastest lap on record.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I guarantee the oversized food City uh buggy.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Yep, I guarantee it because they won't allow anybody else
to drive it.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
That was it. That was it, over a little over
ninety three miles an hour, and I led off ESPN
Sports Center the next morning. That was neat. That was
one of the time. Think so well, dog buddy, thank
you for joining us here. Let's talk about the race
that happened in Iowa over the weekend. And I was
(02:00):
giving you credits earlier this week. Man, we knew William
Byron was gonna win one hadting one since Daytona and
woman a few bucks on that. Thank you very much. Son.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Well, you're very welcome. I mean it was bound.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
He's been running better as of late. They went through
a slump where they actually lost the points lead for
two weeks to Chase Elliott. He got the lead back
in the regular season points by winning at Iowa Fuel
Mileage Race, but they came out on top of it.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
There's been a lot of those lately.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
It seems to be a trend of everybody trying to
save fuel to lessen their time on Pitt Road. But
he had the dominant car, so they deserve that win
up there, and it puts him back on top of
the points by eighteen now over his teammate Chase Elliott.
Hendrick right now has the market cornered on the points lead.
It's in the front, of course, William Byron, then Chase Elliott,
(02:53):
and then Kyle Larson is third. So the top three
point spots as of right now all owned by Hendrick Motorsports.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
And that tells you something done. Doug. We're talking about
William Byron one Daytona first race and then like Barrett
just lost the points lead. Now he's back on it.
So he kept it through all this season. So what
I'm trying to say is, do you think he's gonna
win the points championship? Is it time to put a
few bucks on him for that. I'm not ready to
(03:23):
go there yet.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
I'm just not.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I think that's that's TBD. We've still got three races
left to go in the regular season. I feel good
about his chances. And the big deal about winning the
regular season is you get playoff points. You get fifteen
playoff points, and that's like money in the bank that
if you win this regular season, you have to really
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mess up to get knocked down in the first round
of the playoffs. So if he can do that along
with the points that he's already got in the playoff bank,
he'll be in really good shape.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
All right. So let's watch and see who comes out
on top. Three more race is Watkins Glenn this weekend,
then Richmond, then the wild card race, the last race
for the playoffs. I love it moved to Daytona taytona
race you.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Could have you could see another person get into the playoffs.
We saw Harrison Burton do it last year. They went
down and he won for the Wood Brothers there. So
we could see another team that hasn't qualified for the playoffs,
somebody like a Ryan Priest maybe, or Ty Gibbs or
Brad Kislowski go down and win Daytona and then the
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next thing you know, they're in the playoffs. So that's
that's still looming out there. And this week we're up
at UH one of the prettiest racetracks on the circuit,
at Watkins Glenn up in near Elmira, New York.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
So let's talk about that. It is a road course.
The guy that has been dominating we talked about is
he the best road racer ever? I mean, if he
can win at Watkins Glenn, we're talking about os VG, he's.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
He's making a case for it right now. He's won
three in a row this year. He just dusted him
at Mexico City. He came back and won Chicago, and
then everybody said, well when he gets to Sonoma, all
the teams have got a lot of research and notebook
on Sonoma.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
It won't be that easy. Yeah, it was. So he's
won three road course races in a row. He has
a different style of.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Driving than anyone else and he's just better at doing
this right now, can somebody else catch him? Sure they can,
but it's it's going to be tough. Connor Zilich in
the Exfinity Series is very very good he's the only
person I've seen beat SVG heads up, and he did
that at Sonoma and Infinity Race. But right now in
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the Cup world full time, he's the best and he's
got to be the favorite going in.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
And we were looking at it. I was like a
A right right now. You know, earlier in the week
SVG he is the favorite at plus one to win.
Then the Connor who he was talking about Zilla, he's
second like plus five fifty, and then you got Kyle Larson,
William Byron and Chase Elliott. That is the top five
(06:09):
as far as odd Does.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
That tell you how much they respect Connor Zilich the
fact that he is he's not a full time Cup driver.
This is basically a one offer him that he is
the second favorite. So people, uh, he's not sneaking up
on anybody. They know how good he is.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Man, that's wild. So is he gonna get like a
full time ride? You think like SVG, I.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Think he will be. He will be a trackhouse next year.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
That's that's the That's the ride that Daniel Swarez was
told he would be out of that ninety nine car
and you can you can ride it in pen Connor
Ziliz will be in that car next year.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Right, Well, let's see he does heads up against SVG
this weekend at Watkins Glenn. That'll be fun there.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
All right.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
No, Well, thank you thell buddy. Hope you have a
great weekend.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
By the way, I want to uh, I got to
go up to Bristol Motor Speedway for the Braves Redskin.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Yeah, and I want.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
To tip my hat for the showbiz part of it.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I don't know about all the logistics behind the scenes,
but the showbiz part that you could see the way
they introduced the players. They rode them around on pickup trucks,
they had a pace car for each team.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
All of that.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Part of it, the Hollywood part of it was great,
So that was kind of cool. I did not stick
around on Sunday because I needed to get home so
I could watch the races this weekend. But it was
kind of cool to see him play baseball there at Bristol.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
It really was, and I hope they do it again.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
You know, they set the record for the most But
the rains I was ran in and just like rained
it out. It was not good.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Saturday.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
It rained literally pretty much almost all day long and
about the time the words Home of the Brave came
out of the.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Ladies singing the national anthem.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
The skies just opened up and you knew we weren't
going to do much baseball.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Well weyver hit it again.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
All right, done, good job, mat Barties, Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Man.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
All right, Johnny, take care, Thank you guys, appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
All right, my boy love you mean it that. It's
a Doug and follow him on X Rice Man sixty one,
all ideal. Let's play Beat the Blonde one eight hundred,
big show. We'll get a contestant play next. Good morning,
(08:45):
that's a big show on the radio. Roll into your
Thursday August seven. Well, let us know you mean put
somebody in the winter's serving on Beating the Blonde. Let's
say had a Jimmy sumter South Carolina where Merry OLDI
Gale does would tell from a sparkleberries swamp over the years.
(09:08):
Good morning, ja do you mother loo.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
For about nine miles of Parker beer before we catch
the big bass man.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I got you, Jimmy. We're proud to have you.
Speaker 7 (09:22):
I'm out here.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
I'm out here this morning picking blueberries.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yes, I do want some blueberries. Man oh, I got
to check there on the burn pile, thank you, not
the burn pile, the burn Oh yeah, we didn't burn.
Then it should be time. And those great Sada was
sharing pictures each other's great man, they're just about ready
for the birds to eat about there hitting them blueberries,
(09:49):
my blueberry time. They might come in a little bit
sooner down there and some Well, all right, Jimmy, thank you, y'all.
Hold you to that. Let's see if we can get
you two bells before two buzzers, and then I have
something to deal with, all right, right, woo there it
is all right tighter. You can you really figure out
the temperature by counting cricket chirps?
Speaker 8 (10:10):
Take the temperature temperature, temperature, temperature, No, you figure out
how many females are nearby with the crickets.
Speaker 9 (10:18):
So my answer is.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
So, Jimmy Taylor says, you cannot figure out the temperature.
Are you down there outside a lot? What do you
think about the chirping crickets? Do you agree or disagree with?
Speaker 10 (10:31):
No?
Speaker 6 (10:34):
Did she want me to figure out the temperature outside?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah? So so I'm asking her, you know, can you
really figure the temperature by counting cricket chirps. I mean,
we're not going to ask you to do it with
a formula or anything, because you know it's no way.
I mean, I'm guessing I would I would have.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
I would have to say no, that's the old folk tale.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Okay, so you are agreeing with that, and uh no, no, no,
this is one of those that says right here, it
is true. The phenomenon is known as dol Bear's law,
and studies have confirmed that if you count the number
of chirps in fifteen seconds then add forty, that'll give
(11:16):
you the temperature in fahrenheit.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
So there is a formula, but not a very complicated one.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Okay, good, yeah, okay.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
That kind of sounds like bold, right no, so.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
So well, listen, let's let's try it so once once
once again. When you count the chirps cricket chirps in
fifteen seconds and add forty, that will give you the
temperature in fahrenheit.
Speaker 9 (11:42):
What are our test subjects? Is it one cricket?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
One cricket is a whole lot easier to count because
I can't really tell.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Oh, yeah, you're gonna have to learn their chirps.
Speaker 9 (11:51):
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. All right, Well, y'all, let
me know who a trick question could bear.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Col Bear was a very famous physicist and the teen
late eighteen hundreds early nineteen hundred love crickets.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Yeah, really, yeah, I'm gonna say, all right, well that's
a buzzer. Let's senh we get a ball right here?
Speaker 9 (12:11):
Okay, all right, straight down.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Nineteen thirty two, Congress issued a commemorative coin honoring the
former president that appears on it. It was intended to
only be used for one year, but was so popular
it was continued as a regular issue coin to this day.
Which coin is it?
Speaker 7 (12:33):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (12:33):
I thought, there's choices, Well there are.
Speaker 6 (12:38):
I look in my.
Speaker 8 (12:38):
Pocket, the penny. I'm gonna go with the penny.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Going with the penny one, I'll say it's the quarter,
So I disagree.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
And that was Yes, it is a corner.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yes, the George Washington Quarter nineteen thirty two is the
two hundredth and versary of his birth.
Speaker 11 (13:02):
There you go, while researching that the US Mint is
actually going to release a commemorative Superman silver coin?
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Is that pre order started last week?
Speaker 3 (13:16):
And which Superman is going to be on it?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
It's the fat one.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
It's part of their it's part of their comic con
or comic book.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Uh tribute Batman is next?
Speaker 7 (13:31):
Cool?
Speaker 6 (13:34):
How about how about Trump? Trump? We're already get us
a Trump coin, right, believe.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Me, he's got one. Oh he's made it.
Speaker 9 (13:40):
Yeah, that's on late night TV.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Jamie. Well, here we go, you all. We got a
full count.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Let's see what we got.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Tayer, What American corporation is hands down the world's largest
consumer of sugar and vanilla in the world.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
You said the world worldwide.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
The world's largest consumer of sugar and vanilla, all of
earth American corporations.
Speaker 8 (14:09):
I gave him a lot of my money.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Starbucks, say Starbucks, Jimmy agree or disagrees?
Speaker 6 (14:19):
I disagree?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
And co comp Cola Company.
Speaker 6 (14:28):
Yeah, we're taking the change. We're taking the change of
sugar and Coca Cola is what Trump said. We're gonna
start using our sugar cane.
Speaker 7 (14:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Did you hear that?
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Trump went to the guy and runs Coca Cola says,
you know, I really think this tastes better with sugar
in it, but you might might put some coca.
Speaker 9 (14:45):
And I'm surfing it now.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
So ah, Jimmy, good work, buddy. You hang on, Jackie,
hook up with a big old prize pie.
Speaker 6 (14:55):
I appreciate You'll have a good day man.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Enjoyed you, buddy. All right, then we'll go jumping out,
catching you up on your news our daily remembering Rape
is coming up on the other.
Speaker 12 (15:11):
Side, Good morning, the big show's on the radio.
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Another chance to join the winners is coming up first.
Rape says he has enough words to type out well
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Speaker 13 (16:05):
Yeah. When someone says, Rayfort, you should write a book,
I say, after writing four pieces a day for this show,
the last thing I want to see the rest of
the day is a typewriter. And I see I have
some support from a woman who's a novelist and pulit
serprise winning journalist Annah Quinlan. Her college writing professor, used
to tell her in the class not to take jobs
(16:27):
that included writing of any kind because there was no
chance you'd go home at night and take up your
own material. On the other hand, I have heard advice
from successful writers novelists to say, don't ever take any
writing courses. As Quinland calls writing agony, says, I hate
to write. I have to force myself every day to
sit down and begin this is the first thing that
(16:49):
I always tell students who have absorbed the peculiar modern
notion that you are practiced at something, you must find
it effortless and pleasurable. Sometimes they ask how I continue,
and I replied glibly because of contractual obligations. So like
I have a contractual obligation to knock out these four
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Here on the John Boyn Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio, only
about twenty minutes away from another edision of tain entertainment news. Well,
the summer heat is hitting hard these days. Everybody could
use a good laugh. As soon as we find one,
we'll bring it to you. But in the meantime, here's
the artist formerly known as astro Nerd.
Speaker 14 (17:58):
This joke, Nerd, you know you should really work in
a steakhouse because you could sell the sizzle.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Yoke might come to that if I keep letting you
stink up to play. So well, you've been at this
a while and if you don't show improvement today, astronr
I mean joke, Nerd, it might be the last hunt.
Speaker 9 (18:17):
Might So you're telling me there's a chance.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
A slim one So how about it, Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for your headliner joke.
Speaker 14 (18:26):
Nerds, thank you for that charming introduction, John boy, you
even used a few three syllable words. All right, all right,
speaking of the heat, did you hear the inventor of
the heat index has died. He was eighty eight years old,
but he felt like one hundred and seven. I went
(18:48):
to the doctor the other day. Good news, he says,
I'm healthy enough for sex. Bad news, I'm just not
attractive enough. That's a good one to get sympathy for.
I'm the girl. Relationships are tough, man. I went on
a blind date with an Asian chick. During the small talk,
I asked her what she did for a living. She said,
(19:09):
I'm a pirate. I said, oh, wow, you're a pirate.
You mean you rob ships? She said, no, I'm a pirate.
I fry airpranes. This guy knows what I'm talking about.
I dated a girl once. Have you got a minute?
I dated a girl once. We went back to her
(19:29):
place and while she was in the bathroom, I kind
of went through her underwear drawer. There was a nurse's outfit,
a French made outfit, a policewoman's uniform. Hell, I just left.
I mean, if she can't hold down a job, what
good is she to me? One time, when I got
(19:49):
to keep riding that wave. One time when I was married,
I brought home one of my star party pals for
dinner at the last second. Oh lord them listen is
just lit into me good while my friend just sat
there open mouth while she went off. My hair and
makeup aren't done. The house is a mess. There's no
food in the kitchen. I didn't get enough sleep last night,
and I'm completely exhausted. Can't you see I'm steal in
(20:10):
my pajamas. I'm not cooking. Why did you bring home
one of your stupid astronomy friends without letting me know
ahead of time? I said, because he's thinking about getting married.
But like I say, whatever you do, never leave home
without a kiss, a hug, and then I love you. You
(20:31):
can wipe the pet hair off your mouth on the
way to the car. Yes, Brandy and I were on
point today. How about some current events pot liquors. Science
is in the news again. Scientists warned that the Earth
could run out of conspiracy theories by the end of
the year if they keep coming true at this rate,
(20:56):
you just wait, you got to build up collusion is
still around. After pushing that story for almost ten years,
CNN finally admitted their information was the work of Moose
and squirrel.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Thanks for clearing that up. I wondered what the rider
was meaning stupid.
Speaker 14 (21:21):
Well, there's been a bunch of classified documents released lately,
and it's not good news for Barack Obama. If reports
are true, he might be charged with treason. Obama brushed
that off, saying he can't be charged with treason since
he wasn't born in America.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Knew it.
Speaker 14 (21:38):
You could tell Obama is nervous. He called Peyton Manning
and asked for a ride. I mean, why else would
he call a white broncho. Somebody explained the OJ joke
to Jacket and.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
Poor old Hillary.
Speaker 14 (21:53):
Some of them declassified documents show that Russia had damaging
intelligence on her. She was taking heavy tranquilizers, experiencing intense
psycho emotional problems, including uncontrolled fits of anger, bouts of aggression,
and sudden uncharacteristic cheerfulness. Doctor said the medical terminology for
her condition is being a damn woman good not everybody.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
You better wonder flodians.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
And think, well, well, not bad, no, but not great either.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Better luck next time.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Next time.
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Coming on you No, I know.
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Speaker 8 (24:48):
E News is reporting that E News has been canceled.
What where am I gonna get my E News?
Speaker 6 (24:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (24:55):
Now, the new episodes will continue it until September twenty fifth,
and then the news is done.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Well, so what is that all about?
Speaker 16 (25:03):
Now?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Do you know who's in it? Now?
Speaker 7 (25:07):
Was it.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
You're thinking about? Inside edition? They changed what I'm thinking?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, so you don't care. I've never
seen it, so I know that it's.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
The one that has actually this music that's playing right now.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Entertainment tonight. Yeah, I guess right.
Speaker 9 (25:27):
It was like another form of it, but yeah, news
is entertainment tonight.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
They shortened, so that's a channel, right, No, No, it's
just a news.
Speaker 9 (25:35):
Let's just move on from that. I thought that that
would hit differently.
Speaker 8 (25:38):
Yeah, how about there's a petition that's been launched to
rename the Birmingham England Airport after Ozzy.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Osborne is Birmingham, Birmingham, Birmingham, Birmingham, England, Birmingham.
Speaker 9 (25:50):
They say, Birmingham.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
You're point to it on this globe, can't.
Speaker 18 (26:00):
Right?
Speaker 4 (26:00):
You are the world traveler for her, the pilot there.
Speaker 9 (26:15):
So you may have seen this video.
Speaker 8 (26:16):
Tech firm Astronomer enlisted actress Gwyneth Paltrow as a very
temporary spokesperson following the resignation of its CEO and HR
chief after you know, the whole kiss cam thing at
the concert, right right, all right, So the tongue in
cheek video has Gwyneth, who was formerly married to the
(26:37):
Coldplay frontman Chris Martin, and she addresses the public's curiosity
without mentioning the incident directly while highlighting Astronomers AI and
data automation services.
Speaker 9 (26:47):
And it's very, very well done.
Speaker 8 (26:48):
And why is it well done because it was created
by Ryan Reynolds Agency, maximum effort, and it had a
very it has a very Ryan Reynolds feel to it.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Yeah, like that Ron Reynolds is doing a lot of
TV commercials now because he's got an agency, No, because
he's got a lot of money.
Speaker 9 (27:08):
Yeah, and those those you know, he was backing home.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
Yeah, he backed that.
Speaker 8 (27:14):
He has the soccer you know, he has the football team,
soccer team, and he's got you know, he had the liquor,
you know, he and check. Yeah, so in his top
thirty five million views at last check, and it is
credited with helping the company recover from the damage that
its rep was happening.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Well, good for this, yes, wait wait two hr people
and it didn't affect the company. Wow, it happens in
the business world.
Speaker 9 (27:45):
Hey, the suckets are in the news.
Speaker 8 (27:48):
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's five year, one hundred million
Netflix deal will not be renewed when it expires in September,
according to Entertainment.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
Well I do with the cliffhanger.
Speaker 7 (28:01):
Now.
Speaker 8 (28:01):
Netflix says it's shifting away from large, multi project areements
and going more towards the project base.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
They're going to go with something that doesn't suck.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
No wrong again because they're making the Obama Obama or
they sure know how to make fun of themselves.
Speaker 9 (28:24):
Okay, Hey, here's some buzz stories.
Speaker 8 (28:27):
Coyote Versus Acme, a live action animated Looney Tunes comedy
that was put on the shelf in twenty twenty three
by Warner Brothers for attacks. Right Off has been revived
by a company called Catchup Entertainment. That's right, and it's
now set for global theatrical release in August of twenty
twenty six.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
And they only paid three dollars for it, so now
they got it really cheap, really cheap. Coyote and the
jose acme.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Oh the act.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
And order me because they didn't catch the road runner?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Got that fun? Is it real?
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Cartoon?
Speaker 8 (29:10):
Jyleto criticized today's late night host for leaning too heavily
into partisan political humor.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Only somebody on radio would have said that, Gee, let
me see I heard, oh it was me three years
ago headline. Well, I like, just go ahead and tell.
Speaker 9 (29:35):
It like yeah, he said.
Speaker 8 (29:37):
He says that today's host are alienating half of the
audience with the political jokes by cozying up to one side,
and he even added, I don't think anybody wants to
hear a lecture?
Speaker 6 (29:47):
Now, who's that?
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Sound like me?
Speaker 9 (29:55):
Three stories?
Speaker 7 (29:56):
One?
Speaker 8 (29:56):
I can only pick one. What will I tell you
you to hear about Kelly Clarks? You want to hear
about Fleetwood Mac or you want to hear about Zach Brown.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
I think he may not know that way.
Speaker 8 (30:05):
Okay, So there are details about the Buckingham Knicks reissue,
and it's finally been officially announced. In nineteen seventy three
duo album the Lindsay Buckingham and Stevie Nicks made, which
paved their way into Fleetwood Mac, will be reissued on
September nineteenth on streaming services CD and on four different
color vinyl variants, which I don't really understand.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
I guess fALS hot, so they're adding a little spark
to But the thing is Fleetwood Mac is all kissed
and made up.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
I saw coups of them sitting together. Can you imagine?
I know, man, we had Lindsey Buckingham on the show,
you know, back back when it was.
Speaker 9 (30:42):
You never had Stevieline.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Heard the concert. I told her Bowden, Richard Bowden, I say, man,
I'm closer. Her nostrils were black. Has looked like they
were they were paid. I don't know, but they were black,
very clear. Wow, that's the total opposite of the color
they were with us.
Speaker 8 (31:05):
Well, well, Crying in the Night is available now at
all streaming services.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
All right, good job, man, babe, thank you very much.
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contest button. You can't get through, we'll call you. Li's it.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
I went to everybody's head about the bat.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Okay, no birdie word, dottle birdie word. Let's meet your contestants.
Speaker 4 (32:23):
We got carried from Standing Rock, Alabama.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Good morning, carry, Good morning, joh boy by the big joke,
Good morning, Hello body, welcome, and we got another Alabama
boy here. M from Huntsville, Alabama. Good morning.
Speaker 8 (32:39):
M e.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
He hey em ehud be me. All right, let's do
the boys against the girls. We'll be John Boy carried
Tater and Emmy. So uh to do with a house
or home is our word tablet. We're starting with you, okay, words.
Speaker 18 (33:05):
With no.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
It's just a house or a home, okay, okay, whatever
you call home. Oh god, Well, and Taylor's relaxing is
me and you carry? Are you ready? I'm ready? Man,
all right, starting to cl Now, tell them kids, get
out of my nose.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
Grass is your front and back front and back?
Speaker 16 (33:29):
What?
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Yes? Okay, this is where you park your what he
didn't say, Oh no, grass is out in your front?
Speaker 8 (33:39):
What?
Speaker 7 (33:40):
Oh loan, get out of the yard.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
Yeah, yard, okay, park your car in the.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Driveway.
Speaker 6 (33:47):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (33:47):
All right, okay, you got to put on a new
blank with shingles, a new hat. A boy, all right,
so well stumbled out of the gate. But we put
a three on the board. Buddy. Let's say what and
you can do? You read?
Speaker 9 (34:06):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Okay, start the clock.
Speaker 9 (34:10):
Now, be sure to clean out the dryer blank. The
thing catches all the lent.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Yeah, catches all the You also.
Speaker 8 (34:22):
Have like air blanks on the floor your air conditioner
blows through it. They're the like little slats.
Speaker 9 (34:28):
It's called a.
Speaker 7 (34:31):
Yes.
Speaker 9 (34:32):
Alright, Oh geez, this this warms up your H two
O for your house.
Speaker 10 (34:41):
The Keeter.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
There's a luzzard. Do not say anything else. That is
one on the board for emmy. So a defensive struggle
carry leading three to one. We're going in around two.
Speaker 9 (34:54):
We're still in it, girl.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Yeah, anybody's game? Care have you read anybody?
Speaker 10 (34:59):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Yeah, picking up on that last one. Go so you
have Yeah, that's it all right.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
And this is where it is located underneath the house
in the uh huh. And this is what keeps your
house cool.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Turn on the conditions. Uh huh. And this is where
you sleep at night in the bedroom.
Speaker 9 (35:21):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
And this is what hangs over your kitchen table of
fancy light.
Speaker 7 (35:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
This is what you lock on your door. Just turn
it two words both, Yeah, you go, we go there.
Speaker 9 (35:38):
We'll carry.
Speaker 4 (35:44):
All right, nine on the board.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Well, let's see what Tater and m E can do
prayers right now?
Speaker 9 (35:52):
All right, we'll get we're did we did?
Speaker 18 (35:55):
And go all right?
Speaker 9 (35:57):
This is where you put the logs in and on blank. Yeah, girl,
you park your car, it's usually like a two car
blank garage.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Yep.
Speaker 8 (36:08):
These are you need to support blanks hold your house
up support blank yep, yep. Sorry, my hand.
Speaker 9 (36:16):
This is that you get you get water from this
your kitchen. Blank. Yeah, there's like a window in your
ceiling is called a.
Speaker 6 (36:26):
What bye like?
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Yeah, that was very good.
Speaker 10 (36:31):
You got.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Six total carry winds. That was a good game. And
we'll give you another shot down the line. Baby. We
appreciate you playing. Yeah, I'll be alright waiting.
Speaker 4 (36:49):
Thank you and carry.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Stand in Rock Alabama's own Victor wordy words.
Speaker 17 (36:56):
So proud of you.
Speaker 6 (36:57):
It was amazing.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
Hey bye, show man, thank you. Can I give a
shout out? Please?
Speaker 4 (37:02):
Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Hey, I want to give a shout out to my
wife Boody and my buddy old verd oh, David Verde
down on that Ali Bama. He played on there with
y'all before man right Manome Jared pat to have y'all
listen down to the Great State. I don't mind, hey,
y'all boy, check out kids standing the Rock to Jay's
all right, get it for me, Randy, got you care
hang over with JAGGI. Alright, buddy, I thank you, good morning.
(37:27):
Got the Big Show on the radio. You got something
you'd like to hear on the Big Show about this time?
Every Monday through Friday, hit us up on the John
Woe Miller Facebook page. We got a request from Pizza Run. Yeah,
it's oh here it is on this side of the
wrong side, baby. Vicky Joyce King from Durham, North Carolina says,
can you play any of the Pizza Run bis? All right,
(37:48):
good deal.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
Maybe I read the last one first. All right, Vicky,
don't worry. I gotta figure it out and it's coming
up next.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Good morning. Make showing the radio request mid time had
a dural North Carolina Hormon and New Blue Doubles.
Speaker 4 (38:37):
Vicky Joyce King, Here go babe, Hello.
Speaker 16 (38:44):
Ricky, Hello, it's me. I go here as quick as
I could.
Speaker 6 (38:48):
What's wrong?
Speaker 1 (38:50):
I got a surprise for you?
Speaker 16 (38:53):
What sub would order?
Speaker 9 (38:54):
A pizza Dot pick it up?
Speaker 14 (38:57):
I already hate that.
Speaker 10 (38:58):
Check this out.
Speaker 9 (39:01):
Had that.
Speaker 16 (39:03):
Wow, Ricky, you've readoed your Pizza Rut outfit.
Speaker 14 (39:08):
It's called a reimagining that stinky damn thing. Old man
run typed Papa Populace had me wearing smell like a
Little League porta crapper and it looked like a reject
from a Banana splitz. Kids don't want a cartoon character,
they want a super hero and that's you. Guess who
(39:29):
just insulted themselves out of the sidekick position.
Speaker 16 (39:33):
Oh, Ricky, you let your mind wander again and it
never came back.
Speaker 14 (39:37):
Oh yeah, well check this outo, what did the sam hill?
Are those all old little pepperoni slashes on my outfit?
A razor sharp throwing stars. I'm good with him too, Yes,
I thought I put him outside.
Speaker 10 (39:58):
He been sleeping in the dough flower get cherry picker?
Speaker 16 (40:03):
Why do you need those dag vegus Lucy.
Speaker 14 (40:06):
In the world of beloved restaurant mascots, you have to
be prepared for any situation. Let's say I'm at some
personal appearance and some clown shows up, a real clown,
you know, with balloons. Well, I can't have that pale
face scene stealer distracting kids from taking these five percent
off coupons I'm handing out. So these little babies will
put those balloons out of commission, and if I don't work,
(40:27):
I'll put one in his forehead. That'll send Bozo packing.
Speaker 9 (40:31):
That sounds crazy.
Speaker 14 (40:32):
Oh that's the least crazy gizmo I got on this
out fit. Watch Yes, Go Go pizza runt wings.
Speaker 16 (40:44):
I was eight wigs. There are two big pizza slices.
Speaker 14 (40:48):
Oh yeah, well, yesterday I jumped off the bank downtown
and sailed all the way over to the next county
on those pizza slices.
Speaker 10 (40:55):
I had to walk all the way home.
Speaker 4 (40:56):
Why did you just fly?
Speaker 14 (40:57):
Well, it wasn't anything hiring two stories. Lucky for me,
I had these babies and what is that bring? Loaded
boots perfect for jumping over parents. Without these, it would
have taken me all day to get home.
Speaker 5 (41:11):
Watch you.
Speaker 4 (41:17):
Very graceful, damn sealing fans.
Speaker 10 (41:19):
I've been meaning to take that down anyway.
Speaker 16 (41:22):
Seems like an awful lot of work just to make
personal appearances at the livestock Aukshoe.
Speaker 14 (41:27):
Look, I ain't got all the bugs worked out of
this thing yet, but I guarantee you that's gonna kick
my legend of pizza runt up a notch. Folks will
pay double to have me show up at their shindigs
in this to get up. Who knows, maybe I'll get
my own show on public access. Here comes the customer.
Speaker 10 (41:43):
Watch me.
Speaker 14 (41:44):
Wow thee o brother, I'm going to the cad Hello citizen,
Welcome to Pizza Runt, Home of the Pizza Runt.
Speaker 10 (41:53):
I am the pizza runt, so you're the only one here.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
I'm the only one you need. Brother, What can I
do you for?
Speaker 10 (42:02):
I'm just here to pick up an order. Your thing name,
Give me your money.
Speaker 14 (42:06):
Give me your money, Give me your money, give me
your money.
Speaker 10 (42:08):
I don't see it.
Speaker 4 (42:08):
What is that Dutch?
Speaker 10 (42:10):
It's German as in luger ah oh ah, And I
went through that cash register. What's stallin?
Speaker 8 (42:19):
Uh?
Speaker 16 (42:20):
You're out of toilet paper. I had to use one
of your major man comic books.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
Floor, Lucy, Lucy, speak.
Speaker 18 (42:31):
To me.
Speaker 16 (42:33):
A toilet paper.
Speaker 10 (42:35):
If you were smart, you do the same thing.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Brother.
Speaker 14 (42:40):
Nobody ever accused me of being smart. You're gonna be
sorry you ever come in here, George.
Speaker 10 (42:46):
Why you're gonna make me take a pizza? A smart ass?
You asked for it.
Speaker 14 (42:52):
Go go melty Boxeruli faster activate. That's one hundred percent
of buffalo mozzarella pounds. You're stuck to that floor like
a booger. But I just did Keith, you got knocked
(43:17):
the out looks grat what's got older here?
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Nothing?
Speaker 6 (43:23):
Now?
Speaker 10 (43:23):
I got it handled.
Speaker 4 (43:25):
Hey, you can do the clean up work.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
What no, you had hot footed? We open for dinner
at an hour?
Speaker 7 (43:30):
Oh?
Speaker 16 (43:31):
But dogging?
Speaker 9 (43:32):
What happened?
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Well?
Speaker 14 (43:34):
You were as much help as you usually are. You
slept through me saving the dad gum day.
Speaker 10 (43:40):
Holy moly, this fellow here is the pizza perk. He
been robbing paint the stores all across the southeast. Buddy,
there's one hundred thousand dollars reward for here, a hundred
a hundred.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
Son of a Get you up.
Speaker 16 (43:53):
Oh, Ricky, you're a hero.
Speaker 10 (43:57):
Don't call me Ricky. There is no more Ricky. A
pizza rug.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
There's no need to fear. Pizza rut is here.
Speaker 18 (44:17):
Hey, bad guys, try your rod. I'm muffy soon fight
out there out of luck. A hero and a lot
of pluck, no bigger than a hockey puckets piece.
Speaker 9 (44:26):
A rocks, Pizza roads, not.
Speaker 17 (44:33):
Too smart and not too speedy, and his office kind
of see PiZZ.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
A rod.
Speaker 10 (44:44):
Peece a rod, thank you.
Speaker 18 (44:51):
Going to start to strut their stuff and decent folks
have had enough.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
There's someone who will call their bluff. Ee don't know,
he's not that tough. It's pizza roads.
Speaker 17 (45:03):
It's a road. It's a bad guys feed and Godey,
even though he's kind of Puny's a road.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
It's a rod suck. Good morning. That's a big genre radio.
(45:49):
Are you living in the South you gotta you gotta
find out about the annual taking Jigger Festival. He word
jiggar Fest. His visit from the mayor.
Speaker 7 (46:03):
I love this.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
Yeah, there's always something exciting happening in Dismal sep in
South Carolina. This weekend is no exception, and here to
tell us about it is the mayor himself, the Honorable
Merwin co fiddle Swoop. Good morning, mister mayor.
Speaker 7 (46:19):
Good morning John boy, had all your wonderful listeners. Well,
the summer is time for lots of fun outdoor activities, picnics, hiking,
a day at the lake, and when you're outdoors, you're
not alone. And this weekend we're going to celebrate a
couple of your summertime companions with the second Annual Dismal
Seepach Tick and Chigger.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
Festival, a bloodsucking bug festival.
Speaker 7 (46:45):
Well that was actually the original name.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
Did not test well, seems like an odd thing to celebrate, Mayor.
Speaker 7 (46:52):
Well, you know, we had to do something when our
other festival fell through. What was that, Well, it was
the toe Jambrie. It was a salute to the American foot.
Speaker 18 (47:04):
You know.
Speaker 7 (47:04):
Dismal Seepage is the pedietary center of the South really
as far as you know. But unfortunately we got a
monkey wrench thrown in the works when a epidemic of
toenail fungus broke out and the lamaicilled delivery truck swerved
to avoid hitting an armadillo and wound up in the river.
Speaker 4 (47:22):
Doesn't sound like that much of a catastrophe.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
Actually, well, I.
Speaker 7 (47:26):
Left out the part about a lot of the attendees
getting busted in a state wide foot fetish ray. What
a bunch of weirdos. I'm more of a booty man myself.
Can I get a what what?
Speaker 1 (47:43):
What's on tap for the big Dismal Seepage Tick and
Chigger Festivals.
Speaker 7 (47:48):
I'm glad you asked, John Boy. It's a jam packed
weekend with all sorts of activities for folks of all ages.
The weekend kicks off with the big parade down Main Street.
Boats compete for cash prizes. Our returning champion from last
year we'll be back where their prize winning float suck it.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
You No, I have to ask, what's that look like?
Speaker 3 (48:12):
Well?
Speaker 7 (48:12):
You know, actually it's pretty disturbing, but it's brilliantly creative.
You ever see the movie The Human Centipede? H it's
like that, but with a tick, a chigger, a flea,
and a mosquito in that order.
Speaker 4 (48:24):
Well, that is horrible. What kind of person makes something
like that?
Speaker 7 (48:28):
The Baptist Church, Well, there's a there's a big blood
drive sponsored by the Red Cross and Skeevy Stevie's Pest
Control and handmade lingerie.
Speaker 4 (48:39):
Ah, good old fashioned blood drive. That's a clever tie.
Speaker 7 (48:42):
Yeah, and all the nurses are dressed as bugs. It's
a real X Files vibe. Then we'll have a big
bug of war where teams compete to pull each other
into a big pit of chiggers.
Speaker 1 (48:54):
Well that's terrible.
Speaker 7 (48:56):
Yeah, if you're the loser. There's a great new game
this year called tick Talk. Contestants have sixty seconds to
pick as many ticks off a variety of critters from
Oh Home on the Mange Discount, Roadside Zoom. And for
the outdoorsman, we'll have skeet shooting.
Speaker 4 (49:14):
How does that work?
Speaker 7 (49:16):
Well, some of the insult comics from Awe Schmuck's Comedy Club.
They dress as mosquitos and taunt that marksman armed with
paintball gun.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
That hurts man.
Speaker 7 (49:27):
Yeah, it's a total win win And the final night
is a big concert entitled getting Chiggy with It.
Speaker 1 (49:38):
You didn't mention the food.
Speaker 7 (49:40):
Thanks for reminding me, John Boy. We've got a special
food truck this year that's going to be serving hamburgers
all weekend long.
Speaker 4 (49:48):
Well wait, hambuggers, don't tell me.
Speaker 7 (49:52):
We celebrate the latest trend in fine gourmet dining. These
are just like traditional hamburgers, but made completely with insects,
and they are delicious.
Speaker 10 (50:01):
Have you had one?
Speaker 7 (50:04):
So come on down Hick and Tiger Festival. It'll really
get under your Skin'll do what I did there home
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