August 14, 2025 • 40 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Sherman Pratt makes an early show appearance to talk about Super Heroes.. - Nervel T. Wheeler pays us a visit.. - Mad Max takes a deep dive into the torrid backstage past of The Brady Bunch.. - Doug Rice takes un “On Track” for a recap of last week’s race in Watkins Glen - including the header fall in Victory Lane - and makes his prediction for this weekend’s race in Richmond.. - Plus Mark Packer updates the college sports beat.. - Ike Turner addresses your mama’s girth.. - and the last break will go to Three Legged Larry’s Sideshow of Super Savings…
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Speaker 1 (00:22):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
It's a Big Show on the radio for your Thursday,
August fourteenth. Our feature track from the Big Show, Big
Box three legg and Larry's Side Show of Super Savings
sears for a keyword sideshow at the Fox at the
Big Show dot Com. There right now, it's high all
beat the blonde Es. Meet our contestant, Wille from Williamston,
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North Carolina.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Good morning, Wille, Good morning. How's it going?
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Hey going real?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Good man? Welcome alight, I appreciate it. You know what
we're gonna do.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
We'll ask our girl some questions. You agree or disagree?
Two bells before two buzzers and you win.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Gotcha?
Speaker 4 (01:04):
So here we go, marcies dear.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
The first sport ever to be filmed was captured by
the Thomas Edison in eighteen ninety four.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Uh what sport was it?
Speaker 5 (01:18):
Everybody knows that Old Tommy was a huge boxing fan,
so I think he took his camera and filmed a
boxing match.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Old Tommy boxing tom Willy. Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I agree?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Well thousand, yeah, I'm seeing back. Then you're.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Starga.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
You've heard the scientific term light year, which is the
distance light travels and a year. But how many regular
miles are there in a light year? Now we have
some choices because it sounds hard. Absolutely, you do A
about six trillion miles, B about sixteen trillion miles, or
(02:15):
C about sixty trillion miles.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
I just want to say, thank goodness that steps are
automatically calculated on my eyewatch. Okain trillion won't even be
able to that.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I take C, C trillion sixty trillion miles.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Will they agree or disagree with C? I'll agree? How
about six trillion?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Not crazy? No, yeah, I.
Speaker 6 (02:50):
Was off by four miles.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
We got a full count head into the last us here, y'all, tayter,
do married men tend to place bigger bets or smaller
bets when they bring their wives along?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Let me get this right.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
So the wives are there while they're gamblings are there,
they're gamblingife, uh huh oh, they're gonna show off bigger bets.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
So uh, Tater says, they go with bigger bets with
the wife air willy, are you married?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (03:28):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
And I would say smaller bits so you don't get
as much trouble. So will I disagree bigger bets?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I think Willie's got some troubles at home. I got
forget what's going on now we're.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Here, which is that's why some casinos offer special perks
like spa treatments and designer purses as gifts to entice
the wives to very crappy crazy Hey, well well there,
it ain't no loser.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Beat the blonde.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
We're gonna make you happy before we hang up, buddies,
So you hang on for Jackie.
Speaker 7 (04:10):
It was fun, all right, thank you?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
All right, my boy, all right, hang on it cut
you up on your news.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Right here on the other side, I remember in Rayford
for this August fourteenth, Good morning at the big show
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on the radio. Coming up in minutes. Another winter will
be made first. Ravern's got some figures that show there
are plenty of jobs and manufacturing in the USA, but
employers can't find workers for the skills to fill them.
Speaker 7 (05:15):
In January of this year, the number of manufacturing jobs
increased by fifty thousand. Yet this vibrant sector is being
held back not by imports. Instead, there's a serious labor shortage.
In a survey of American manufacturers, they reported that five
percent of their jobs remained unfilled simply because they could
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not find workers with the right skills. A five percent
vacancy rate meant that an astounding six hundred thousand jobs
were left unfilled during a period when national unemployment was
above nine percent. A majority of US manufacturing jobs used
to involve manual tasks such as basic assembly, but today's
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day industrial workplace has evolved toward a technology driven factory
floor that increasingly emphasizes highly skilled workers, as Ed Hughes,
president and CEO of Gateway Community and Technical College in Kentucky,
accurately described the trend. In the nineteen eighties, US manufacturing
was eighty percent brawn and twenty percent brains, but now
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it's ten percent brawn and ninety percent brains. So seems
to me when someone whinds about not being able to
find a job, that their jobs have gone overseas, maybe
they should look in the mirror for the reason, seems
to me. Robert D. Rayford John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
That's a big sean the radio appreciation getting up on
his own.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
This Thursday morning. We're rend it less done.
Speaker 8 (07:17):
Hello friends, your old pal bird Fern here with another
overy oscillating edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's
episode hard Sell. As our story opens, a stray female
brain cell finds herself lost in a male brain.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Hello.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Oh, this can't be right. This place is totally deserted.
What heats? The boxes everywhere, udre piled in the corner,
cheap bear bottles shattered.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
All over the floor.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Oh what is that?
Speaker 8 (07:53):
Sounds like magazines?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Hey, is anybody here?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Hello? Who are you?
Speaker 9 (08:03):
Helen?
Speaker 4 (08:05):
We don't know any hell Hey, any of you guys?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Oh, Hellen, no one knows who you are.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
I'm a female brain cell.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
A female brain cell.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Day.
Speaker 10 (08:16):
What are you saying?
Speaker 6 (08:17):
Is our guy going.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Fruity on us? No, nothing like that.
Speaker 10 (08:21):
It's just an accident.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Promise, promise.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Okay, then just get out of here.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
We don't need our guy.
Speaker 10 (08:28):
Diner's here blue and fiction about his pronounce.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
You might want to let me sit around. I could
help clean this place up.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Decent food, nice.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Drive, jessebel. We're doing joy by.
Speaker 11 (08:43):
Do you want some constructive criticism?
Speaker 4 (08:45):
It depends on what it is.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Well, shouldn't brain cells actually be in the brain? I
mean you're really propagating the notion that men are all stupid.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
What a propagate means?
Speaker 5 (09:00):
See, that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Just answer me this.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
If you're really brain cells in the brain.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Where are you are?
Speaker 6 (09:08):
We're all down here, down where you know, sir, and.
Speaker 8 (09:23):
How we hope you enjoy John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
The guys say it's sad.
Speaker 8 (09:31):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the absent minded
director of brain cell distribution say, hey, big man, let
me hold a dollar.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
It's a big show on the radio. I can't read this,
all right, sir, I'll read it. Good morning.
Speaker 11 (09:48):
This is Nigel Cadbury, Master Boys, faithful Gentleman's gentlemen, and
you're listening to Master Boy and young Sir William on
the Big Show. It's my responsibilit I need to make
sure that Master Boy gets up and gets to walk
on time. So when he's laid it's my fault. So sad,
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I feel so.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Good morning. There's a big show on the radio, all.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Right down a special Thursday morning appearance with a pack man.
He's coming up here in just a few minutes, tight
a frizaging my fat days this weekend.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
They are welcome, They all.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Right, and we got back oh in a quicker minder.
This is your twenty four hour alert. For John Boy's
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Before we talking the SO and sos, we Man already
had us some preseason games.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Got some more coming up this weekend.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
The first week covered a college action with Mark Packard.
He's up next. It's a big show, rolls on Good Morning,
Big shows on the radio.
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I hope I don't use all the words on those.
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We got wordy word coming up, so perfect timing pr
Man Mark Packer a thanks collars boards back man.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
One, John boy, sounds like you've had quite a week
based on that promo right there, you're all over all right,
I am good and uh, you know it's that time
of year. The old AP Top twenty five pole came
out on Monday, John boy and I always love this
day because everybody loses their mind. Oh, we kind of
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had people sending me notes.
Speaker 9 (12:53):
Pack.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
I can't believe they got us ranked sixteenth. I can't
believe they only ranked this third. I mean, it's like
get a break man. We have's no idea how good
anybody is. However, I will tell you the AP poll
the preseason Top twenty five on Monday, the Texas Longhorns
are the number one team in the country to start
the season. And John Boyd, I would have lost this bet.
(13:16):
I normally keep my up ball on this college football,
but I did not know that that is the first
time ever that Texas football has ranked number one in
the preseason. I would have lost the best year's salary.
How many times Texas has been the preseason number one team,
You'd say, oh, it's got to be at least a
half dozen times. I mean, the tradition, the history, the
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first time ever for Texas to be number one, first
time ever in school history, the preseason number one team
and the AP polls, that is kind of crazy. But nevertheless,
I told you last week there are some awesome games
in Week one. You got Texas going to number three
Ohio State. Crumpson is ranked number four. They will be
hosting number nine Notre Dame is ranked six in the
(14:02):
preseason poll. They're going to number ten Miami. So three
top ten matchups in week one of the college football season.
Pretty impressive. And for folks that are interested in all
this stuff, I tell you this, every single year, twenty
two of the last twenty three college football seasons, there
is somebody ranked in the top ten in the AP
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preseason poll that ends up unranked, which means when I
rattle through these ten teams, John Boy, the theme and
the trend is that one of these teams is going
to suck out loud, all right, all right, and again
you're a pick is It's only happened one time that
somebody in the top ten stayed ranked by the end
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of the season. But here we go. Number one Texas,
Number two is Penn State, three is Ohio State. Four
as I told you is Clemson. Five is Georgia, six
is Notre Dame, seven is Oregon, eight is Bama, nine LSU,
number ten is Miami. The tradition in history again twenty
two in the last twenty three years, somebody in the
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top ten, you cannot find them at the end of
the season. So go figure again, proceed with caution. Six
different teams got a number one vote and it's wide open.
It should be a great, great season. And the flip
side of all these teams that are ranked that somebody
falls out is the other side that somebody who's unranked
ends up in the top ten. As a matter of fact,
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thirteen teams last year ended up in the final top
twenty five that started the season unranked. So it's kind
of crazy. Everybody loses their mind. And that's why I
love today. When it comes out, don't worry about it.
I mean, because it is going to be a crazy
roller coaster all season long, guaranteed.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Man. Just listening to those tams the top ten, don't
you As you listen, you know I was trying to
learn who would I pick.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
I ain't got a clue who does.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Right this year? If I rattled through that list, last
year two teams in the top ten. Michigan was number
nine and Florida State was number ten. Neither one of
them ended the season the top twenty five. Matter of fact,
Florida State was number ten in the country to start
the season and went to to ten. I mean, so
you just never know how all of this stuff's going
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to go. Fact, when the AP poll went to twenty
five teams back in nineteen eighty nine, there is an
average of nine and a half teams nine and a
half per year that start the season ranked that end
up unranked. So it's kind of crazy how it works.
But season gets cranked up, believe or not. The game
games get started in Ireland coming up on the twenty
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third of this month, and it's number seventeen Kansas State,
the number twenty three Iowa State. So you're gonna get
a ranked on ranked matchup literally in ten days. So
it's go time in college football.
Speaker 10 (16:53):
Really is.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
So this is the last weekend that will we won't
have college football until we keep going there.
Speaker 9 (17:00):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
You got it. And by the way, one more thing,
and it's got nothing to do with college sports, but
I saw it happen over the weekend and I thought
of you, and again, I don't know the guy, but
he's having a great year that I'm talking about NASCAR,
this Xfinity series. This guy kind of I don't know him,
but he is. He is going to be a next superstar.
I mean, this dude is just bad to the bone.
(17:22):
So he won again last weekend. I think it's the
sixth time he's won this season. So he gets out
of the car Johnny, and he's going to do his
little step off to you know, get up on the
hood and basically gets caught and goes down and thankfully
he only broke his collar bomb, but it looked much
worse when he went down, and I was thinking, goodness, gracious,
the kid's nineteen years old. He's going to be a great,
(17:44):
great driver. But if there's ever been a more perfect
snapshot for nascars Don't Drink and Drive campaign, it's got
to be that, because the only guy that can pull
off something like that, you got to be drunk off
your rear end to think you can step up on
the car and pretend you can. I mean the fact
that you know, if you're sober, you can't do it.
So that was a perfect snapshot. But a NASCAR there
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don't drink and drive campaign for that kid right there.
He's got a fan in me. Now I'm telling that
Connor is delage. Dude is going to be a great,
great driver.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
That's it. And when he won that we were talking
to Doug about that. They had to give him grape
juice when you usually drink wine in Sonoma for the winter,
grape jewice.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Imagine what.
Speaker 7 (18:30):
I mean.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
He is, he's nineteen and let me tell you that
that he is. His future is gonna be awesome. And
again I don't know him. I've never spoken to him,
but you know, watch him afar, but man a lot.
He is going to be some great driver down the road.
He's gonna be a superstar.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
That is the truth. Buddy.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
All right, fack boy, appreciate you, my boy. Special period
on Thursday. You have a great weekend. We'll catch up
next week. Head into Southern five football. Maybe it's bother
bride football rad to rock and roll job, but we'll
talk to you next week.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
All right, Mark, thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
I go pack man and let's open up our lines
here over there. Get two contestants. We will team up
and play us a game of wordy Word with a
blue em You prize pack. We got it lit'sten do it.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Roll
it through your Thursday Morning.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
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Speaker 10 (19:57):
Everybody's head abute the bad bad, you.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Worry about the worry worry. Lets meet the contestants.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
We got Nick kind of mobile Alabama, Good morning, Nicky,
Hello body, And we got Mark out of way across Georgia.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Good morning, Mark, what don Mory? Hey man, y'all are boys?
Speaker 5 (20:17):
All right?
Speaker 7 (20:18):
Mark?
Speaker 2 (20:18):
And Georgia and Nick Malabama, y'all say hey, let's come
out wording hey all right from Georgia.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
We just want to say, Alabama, don't take this but.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Not personal.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
All right, Well, it'll be Marcy and Martin, John Boy
and Nick. So Mark he relaxed, me and.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Nick will go for the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
And we got words about foods sold at fast food places.
All right, boy, food that you can get at fast
food places.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
We've got to think of the box, Goes says. We've
learned it's a lot.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
There's a lot of fast.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
All right, okay, all right here we'll start the clock.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Now you put this on your hot dog onions and
what horrmale?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Yeah, that's it, all right. This is a chocolate chip
watt for dessert cookie.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Yeah all right, A blank and a smile. A pop
drink that Polar Bears drink.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Yeah, uh huh. This is not mustard, it's the red catchup.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Uh huh. This is what you drink in the morning,
Java coffee. Yeah, this is what you eat. You can't
get to it there, all right.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
That is a five on the board neck.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Good work, So Marcy and marko for your first thirty
mark are you ready?
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Yes, okay, and go.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
You eat it off of a cone. It's always broken
at McDonald's. This is a drink that's made from a fruit.
You kids would sell it at a stand. Yes, yeah, you.
This is when you order fish. You get these little
breaded things with it.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
In a Mexican restaurant, chips, cheese, meat, all piled high.
You get them like you blink supremes like it's.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Not oh he got nacho at the buzz heard that
is a four score for Mark. So it is five
to four after round one. All right, you might want
to work out to tear paper.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
I know you're doing a great job. I can't do They.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
Made that pad very well.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Alright, here we go, Necklas, see what we can do
for our next thirty star John boys start now? Is
American Chevrolet and.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
You eat it for dessert? Sorry, come on, come on
your mama, Mason. Yeah, what kind of pie?
Speaker 4 (23:14):
The red?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Okay, all right, this is what you get at the beach,
the little crustacean things.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Throw him in some hot oil, hot oil. No, keep going,
keep going. You didn't said it yet.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
Oh, don't going.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
Man.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
They got a buddy put a one to make a
six score. So Marsy and Mark two will tie and
three will win. All right, I got picking up on
that last one.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
Go Popeyes or Captain d'ill will we'll serve this two words? Yes,
what kind of shrimp? It's not grilled, it's trim.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
Oh, this is the part of the of the chicken
that it's its leg. And you call it this kids.
You tell the kids to eat one of these. Eat
the It's also how you play an instrument. It's part
of the leg on a chicken. You know, it's the
you know, and you play, you play percussions.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
This is part of the pig.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
Oh my gosh, No, I thought we were.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Over time. Six or six. Tater took a relaxing.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
I would each one.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Is six and six.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
All right, boys, we got a fifteen second overtime. All right, No,
this goes by real quick, so me and Nick will
see what we can do.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
All right, Nick, we got fifteen seconds.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
You ready, buddy, Yes, sir John boy places, Yes, yeah,
foods hill on the same deal, all right, starting to
clock now in the morning.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Not sausage but from a pig. Not sausage, but waking beacons. Yes, okay,
this is a heavy snowstorm. You can't see it's a blizzard. Yeah,
all right. This is what you put gravy on with
your green beans.
Speaker 9 (25:16):
And potatoes turkey.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
So two on the board. Two on the board, all right,
Marsy and Mark here you go. You're ready, Mark, you're
picking up on that. Last one goes all right?
Speaker 5 (25:35):
He said, potatoes? What kind of there? Yes, this is
another fish. It's served to Captain D's it's the filet
filet of Blank.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Thomas is a small burger.
Speaker 5 (25:47):
A small burger is called.
Speaker 10 (25:49):
This uh platter slidder for the wind.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Mobile.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Dog on one and came up a little short, buddy. But
I won't get Jackie to hit you up down the line, man.
I'll give another shot out of all right.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
I appreciate Joe boy. Can't give a shot.
Speaker 9 (26:13):
Out real quick?
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Yes, of course, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (26:17):
I just want to say uh hey to my mom
Kathy and my father in law Bill, both of my bill.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Awesome, Nick, we appreciate you. When you were listening to
the Big Show now going and I messed up on
that one on round two. I blame myself. Man up,
all right, Mark, you did it, buddy, big old blue
em you prize pack headed your path down way cross
(26:44):
a buddy, I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
Can I get it out you go ahead.
Speaker 9 (26:49):
I want to shout out to my brother Bill, Billy.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Curtis, Ricky Rich and my nephew Blake.
Speaker 9 (26:57):
Love you boys and go.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Dog pade you and yours listen to the Big Show.
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Big request from onow. I'll take that.
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We got you Keith coming up next. Good morning, it's
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up with a big show, now residing in the Sea
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At your request, we got you here on the coast.
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Yo, what's up? Welcome to x Eike the place to
golf all the form on one you need for all
your uh what's called hoochie personal relationship? What is that smell?
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Tato?
Speaker 1 (28:52):
What are you eating over there?
Speaker 7 (28:53):
Lean pocket.
Speaker 10 (28:57):
Smell like a foot pocket. She smell like a back pocket.
What it's smelled like, Why don't you just do yourself
a favor? He ain't get a turkey flavored salt liquor, digny.
I talk to you later, dear Ike. I'm having a
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problem with my wife.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
To the club, my brother.
Speaker 10 (29:23):
She is always making fun of my parents. Oh hell no.
She called them hey seeds and goober's because they never
went to college and worked blue collar job. I love
my folks, and they raised me and my brother just fine.
We didn't have much, but we never went without. On
the other hand, her mother is a monster, ain't they all.
(29:47):
She is single because her husband ran out years ago,
probably because he was hungry. She bigg as an average
sized water buffalo. She wind up spending a lot of time,
and she and my wife spend hours. Dog in my family.
I want to fight back, but I'm not exactly a
quick wit.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
Can you help me?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Dog?
Speaker 10 (30:08):
In dark? Dear Dog sounded like, Oh, you got to
do to solve the momzilla problem is put a padlock
on that pantry. The real question is how do you
how do you ever hook up with a trifling hole
like that? To begin with, Man, what what's up with that.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Woman?
Speaker 10 (30:27):
Talk about my mama like that, she gonna find her
wearly belongings on the curb right next to her, righteously
kicking booted. My brother, it is time you fought back.
And I'm not suggesting you give her a cramdon that's
the one way ticket to the movie. But you got
to get on an even playing field with that sanctifying bizoch.
(30:48):
So let me preach on it, my brother. Yeah, Yeah,
it's time to embraceifire your uh uh uh what you
call in a smart ass. The key is not to
pull the verbal unches. Man, go right for the gut
her mama's gut. Lord knows you got so big enough,
Tarllet try a few of these out, old skank Mammy,
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your mama so fat. I had to take a train
of two buses just to get to her good side,
Your Mama so fat. Her measurements are thirty six twenty
four to thirty six feet.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
When she dances, she makes the band skip.
Speaker 10 (31:35):
When she played hide and Seek, they found her behind Texas.
The horse on her joy dashed jeans is real, your
Mama so Fat. On Halloween, she says, trick or meat loaf.
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She went to the Christmas prey and they put ropes
on her.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Your Mama so fat.
Speaker 10 (32:07):
Her sexy underwear is an ABCDEFG string. Your Mama so fat.
She's diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, and the doctor
gave her ten years to live.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Lean pocket.
Speaker 10 (32:32):
She doesn't have a doctor. She has a groundskeeper. She
don't have love handles.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
She got a roll bar.
Speaker 10 (32:45):
Your Mama so fat. She got smaller fat women allver
and around us. Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
Your Mama so fat.
Speaker 10 (33:02):
Her ass has its own congressman.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
I hate to be part of that district.
Speaker 10 (33:14):
The elephants throw her peanuts.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Your Mama so fat.
Speaker 10 (33:21):
She got to keep pesos in one pocket and yen
in the other. Every time she wears high heels, she
strikes oil. Every time she wear corduroy jeans, she start
a forest fire when she crosses the street. Cars look
out for her. Your Mama so fat. Her blood type
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is ragou. She got arrested for freebason ham. She made
weight watches go blind. She fell in love and broke it.
(34:08):
The last time she saw nine O two one oh,
it was on the scale. She stepped out of talking
scale and it said damn. After she got off the
magarround they had to put the horse down. I hope
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that helps my brother.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
And then lots more went that.
Speaker 10 (34:33):
Came from nod Now that this is where I tell
you to break your foot off in the crack of
her butt. But judging from the size of that butt,
you might really just break your foot off. This is ike,
He's out.
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You got problems, man.
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Ask got it's old congressman, get it.
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North Carolina.
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Good morning, Wille, Good morning. How's it going?
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Hey going real?
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Good man? Welcome alight, I appreciate it. You know what
we're gonna do.
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We'll ask our girl some questions. You agree or disagree?
Two bells before two buzzers and you win.
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Gotcha?
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So here we go, marcies dear.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
The first sport ever to be filmed was captured by
the Thomas Edison in eighteen ninety four.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Uh what sport was it?
Speaker 5 (01:18):
Everybody knows that Old Tommy was a huge boxing fan,
so I think he took his camera and filmed a
boxing match.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Old Tommy boxing tom Willy. Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I agree?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Well thousand, yeah, I'm seeing back. Then you're.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Starga.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
You've heard the scientific term light year, which is the
distance light travels and a year. But how many regular
miles are there in a light year? Now we have
some choices because it sounds hard. Absolutely, you do A
about six trillion miles, B about sixteen trillion miles, or
(02:15):
C about sixty trillion miles.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
I just want to say, thank goodness that steps are
automatically calculated on my eyewatch. Okain trillion won't even be
able to that.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I take C, C trillion sixty trillion miles.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Will they agree or disagree with C? I'll agree? How
about six trillion?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Not crazy? No, yeah, I.
Speaker 6 (02:50):
Was off by four miles.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
We got a full count head into the last us here, y'all, tayter,
do married men tend to place bigger bets or smaller
bets when they bring their wives along?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Let me get this right.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
So the wives are there while they're gamblings are there,
they're gamblingife, uh huh oh, they're gonna show off bigger bets.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
So uh, Tater says, they go with bigger bets with
the wife air willy, are you married?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (03:28):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
And I would say smaller bits so you don't get
as much trouble. So will I disagree bigger bets?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I think Willie's got some troubles at home. I got
forget what's going on now we're.
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Here, which is that's why some casinos offer special perks
like spa treatments and designer purses as gifts to entice
the wives to very crappy crazy Hey, well well there,
it ain't no loser.
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Beat the blonde.
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We're gonna make you happy before we hang up, buddies,
So you hang on for Jackie.
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It was fun, all right, thank you?
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All right, my boy, all right, hang on it cut
you up on your news.
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Right here on the other side, I remember in Rayford
for this August fourteenth, Good morning at the big show
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on the radio. Coming up in minutes. Another winter will
be made first. Ravern's got some figures that show there
are plenty of jobs and manufacturing in the USA, but
employers can't find workers for the skills to fill them.
Speaker 7 (05:15):
In January of this year, the number of manufacturing jobs
increased by fifty thousand. Yet this vibrant sector is being
held back not by imports. Instead, there's a serious labor shortage.
In a survey of American manufacturers, they reported that five
percent of their jobs remained unfilled simply because they could
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not find workers with the right skills. A five percent
vacancy rate meant that an astounding six hundred thousand jobs
were left unfilled during a period when national unemployment was
above nine percent. A majority of US manufacturing jobs used
to involve manual tasks such as basic assembly, but today's
(05:59):
day industrial workplace has evolved toward a technology driven factory
floor that increasingly emphasizes highly skilled workers, as Ed Hughes,
president and CEO of Gateway Community and Technical College in Kentucky,
accurately described the trend. In the nineteen eighties, US manufacturing
was eighty percent brawn and twenty percent brains, but now
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it's ten percent brawn and ninety percent brains. So seems
to me when someone whinds about not being able to
find a job, that their jobs have gone overseas, maybe
they should look in the mirror for the reason, seems
to me. Robert D. Rayford John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
That's a big sean the radio appreciation getting up on
his own.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
This Thursday morning. We're rend it less done.
Speaker 8 (07:17):
Hello friends, your old pal bird Fern here with another
overy oscillating edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's
episode hard Sell. As our story opens, a stray female
brain cell finds herself lost in a male brain.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Hello.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Oh, this can't be right. This place is totally deserted.
What heats? The boxes everywhere, udre piled in the corner,
cheap bear bottles shattered.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
All over the floor.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Oh what is that?
Speaker 8 (07:53):
Sounds like magazines?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Hey, is anybody here?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Hello? Who are you?
Speaker 9 (08:03):
Helen?
Speaker 4 (08:05):
We don't know any hell Hey, any of you guys?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Oh, Hellen, no one knows who you are.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
I'm a female brain cell.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
A female brain cell.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Day.
Speaker 10 (08:16):
What are you saying?
Speaker 6 (08:17):
Is our guy going.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Fruity on us? No, nothing like that.
Speaker 10 (08:21):
It's just an accident.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Promise, promise.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Okay, then just get out of here.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
We don't need our guy.
Speaker 10 (08:28):
Diner's here blue and fiction about his pronounce.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
You might want to let me sit around. I could
help clean this place up.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Decent food, nice.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Drive, jessebel. We're doing joy by.
Speaker 11 (08:43):
Do you want some constructive criticism?
Speaker 4 (08:45):
It depends on what it is.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Well, shouldn't brain cells actually be in the brain? I
mean you're really propagating the notion that men are all stupid.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
What a propagate means?
Speaker 5 (09:00):
See, that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Just answer me this.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
If you're really brain cells in the brain.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Where are you are?
Speaker 6 (09:08):
We're all down here, down where you know, sir, and.
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How we hope you enjoy John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
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The guys say it's sad.
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Tune in next time when we'll hear the absent minded
director of brain cell distribution say, hey, big man, let
me hold a dollar.
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It's a big show on the radio. I can't read this,
all right, sir, I'll read it. Good morning.
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on time. So when he's laid it's my fault. So sad,
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I feel so.
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Good morning. There's a big show on the radio, all.
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Right down a special Thursday morning appearance with a pack man.
He's coming up here in just a few minutes, tight
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They are welcome, They all.
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Got some more coming up this weekend.
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I hope I don't use all the words on those.
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Man Mark Packer a thanks collars boards back man.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
One, John boy, sounds like you've had quite a week
based on that promo right there, you're all over all right,
I am good and uh, you know it's that time
of year. The old AP Top twenty five pole came
out on Monday, John boy and I always love this
day because everybody loses their mind. Oh, we kind of
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had people sending me notes.
Speaker 9 (12:53):
Pack.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
I can't believe they got us ranked sixteenth. I can't
believe they only ranked this third. I mean, it's like
get a break man. We have's no idea how good
anybody is. However, I will tell you the AP poll
the preseason Top twenty five on Monday, the Texas Longhorns
are the number one team in the country to start
the season. And John Boyd, I would have lost this bet.
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I normally keep my up ball on this college football,
but I did not know that that is the first
time ever that Texas football has ranked number one in
the preseason. I would have lost the best year's salary.
How many times Texas has been the preseason number one team,
You'd say, oh, it's got to be at least a
half dozen times. I mean, the tradition, the history, the
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first time ever for Texas to be number one, first
time ever in school history, the preseason number one team
and the AP polls, that is kind of crazy. But nevertheless,
I told you last week there are some awesome games
in Week one. You got Texas going to number three
Ohio State. Crumpson is ranked number four. They will be
hosting number nine Notre Dame is ranked six in the
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preseason poll. They're going to number ten Miami. So three
top ten matchups in week one of the college football season.
Pretty impressive. And for folks that are interested in all
this stuff, I tell you this, every single year, twenty
two of the last twenty three college football seasons, there
is somebody ranked in the top ten in the AP
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preseason poll that ends up unranked, which means when I
rattle through these ten teams, John Boy, the theme and
the trend is that one of these teams is going
to suck out loud, all right, all right, and again
you're a pick is It's only happened one time that
somebody in the top ten stayed ranked by the end
(14:47):
of the season. But here we go. Number one Texas,
Number two is Penn State, three is Ohio State. Four
as I told you is Clemson. Five is Georgia, six
is Notre Dame, seven is Oregon, eight is Bama, nine LSU,
number ten is Miami. The tradition in history again twenty
two in the last twenty three years, somebody in the
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top ten, you cannot find them at the end of
the season. So go figure again, proceed with caution. Six
different teams got a number one vote and it's wide open.
It should be a great, great season. And the flip
side of all these teams that are ranked that somebody
falls out is the other side that somebody who's unranked
ends up in the top ten. As a matter of fact,
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thirteen teams last year ended up in the final top
twenty five that started the season unranked. So it's kind
of crazy. Everybody loses their mind. And that's why I
love today. When it comes out, don't worry about it.
I mean, because it is going to be a crazy
roller coaster all season long, guaranteed.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Man. Just listening to those tams the top ten, don't
you As you listen, you know I was trying to
learn who would I pick.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
I ain't got a clue who does.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Right this year? If I rattled through that list, last
year two teams in the top ten. Michigan was number
nine and Florida State was number ten. Neither one of
them ended the season the top twenty five. Matter of fact,
Florida State was number ten in the country to start
the season and went to to ten. I mean, so
you just never know how all of this stuff's going
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to go. Fact, when the AP poll went to twenty
five teams back in nineteen eighty nine, there is an
average of nine and a half teams nine and a
half per year that start the season ranked that end
up unranked. So it's kind of crazy how it works.
But season gets cranked up, believe or not. The game
games get started in Ireland coming up on the twenty
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third of this month, and it's number seventeen Kansas State,
the number twenty three Iowa State. So you're gonna get
a ranked on ranked matchup literally in ten days. So
it's go time in college football.
Speaker 10 (16:53):
Really is.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
So this is the last weekend that will we won't
have college football until we keep going there.
Speaker 9 (17:00):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
You got it. And by the way, one more thing,
and it's got nothing to do with college sports, but
I saw it happen over the weekend and I thought
of you, and again, I don't know the guy, but
he's having a great year that I'm talking about NASCAR,
this Xfinity series. This guy kind of I don't know him,
but he is. He is going to be a next superstar.
I mean, this dude is just bad to the bone.
(17:22):
So he won again last weekend. I think it's the
sixth time he's won this season. So he gets out
of the car Johnny, and he's going to do his
little step off to you know, get up on the
hood and basically gets caught and goes down and thankfully
he only broke his collar bomb, but it looked much
worse when he went down, and I was thinking, goodness, gracious,
the kid's nineteen years old. He's going to be a great,
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great driver. But if there's ever been a more perfect
snapshot for nascars Don't Drink and Drive campaign, it's got
to be that, because the only guy that can pull
off something like that, you got to be drunk off
your rear end to think you can step up on
the car and pretend you can. I mean the fact
that you know, if you're sober, you can't do it.
So that was a perfect snapshot. But a NASCAR there
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don't drink and drive campaign for that kid right there.
He's got a fan in me. Now I'm telling that
Connor is delage. Dude is going to be a great,
great driver.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
That's it. And when he won that we were talking
to Doug about that. They had to give him grape
juice when you usually drink wine in Sonoma for the winter,
grape jewice.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Imagine what.
Speaker 7 (18:30):
I mean.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
He is, he's nineteen and let me tell you that
that he is. His future is gonna be awesome. And
again I don't know him. I've never spoken to him,
but you know, watch him afar, but man a lot.
He is going to be some great driver down the road.
He's gonna be a superstar.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
That is the truth. Buddy.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
All right, fack boy, appreciate you, my boy. Special period
on Thursday. You have a great weekend. We'll catch up
next week. Head into Southern five football. Maybe it's bother
bride football rad to rock and roll job, but we'll
talk to you next week.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
All right, Mark, thank you very much.
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I go pack man and let's open up our lines
here over there. Get two contestants. We will team up
and play us a game of wordy Word with a
blue em You prize pack. We got it lit'sten do it.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Roll
it through your Thursday Morning.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Our feature track from the Big Show bit Box three legged,
Larry Side Show a super Savings. That's your keyword side
Joe in the Big Box at int The Big Show
dot Com. Click out on their contest Monday game get
do I call you learn it out?
Speaker 10 (19:57):
Everybody's head abute the bad bad, you.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Worry about the worry worry. Lets meet the contestants.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
We got Nick kind of mobile Alabama, Good morning, Nicky,
Hello body, And we got Mark out of way across Georgia.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Good morning, Mark, what don Mory? Hey man, y'all are boys?
Speaker 5 (20:17):
All right?
Speaker 7 (20:18):
Mark?
Speaker 2 (20:18):
And Georgia and Nick Malabama, y'all say hey, let's come
out wording hey all right from Georgia.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
We just want to say, Alabama, don't take this but.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Not personal.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
All right, Well, it'll be Marcy and Martin, John Boy
and Nick. So Mark he relaxed, me and.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Nick will go for the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
And we got words about foods sold at fast food places.
All right, boy, food that you can get at fast
food places.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
We've got to think of the box, Goes says. We've
learned it's a lot.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
There's a lot of fast.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
All right, okay, all right here we'll start the clock.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Now you put this on your hot dog onions and
what horrmale?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Yeah, that's it, all right. This is a chocolate chip
watt for dessert cookie.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Yeah all right, A blank and a smile. A pop
drink that Polar Bears drink.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Yeah, uh huh. This is not mustard, it's the red catchup.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Uh huh. This is what you drink in the morning,
Java coffee. Yeah, this is what you eat. You can't
get to it there, all right.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
That is a five on the board neck.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Good work, So Marcy and marko for your first thirty
mark are you ready?
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Yes, okay, and go.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
You eat it off of a cone. It's always broken
at McDonald's. This is a drink that's made from a fruit.
You kids would sell it at a stand. Yes, yeah, you.
This is when you order fish. You get these little
breaded things with it.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
In a Mexican restaurant, chips, cheese, meat, all piled high.
You get them like you blink supremes like it's.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Not oh he got nacho at the buzz heard that
is a four score for Mark. So it is five
to four after round one. All right, you might want
to work out to tear paper.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
I know you're doing a great job. I can't do They.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
Made that pad very well.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Alright, here we go, Necklas, see what we can do
for our next thirty star John boys start now? Is
American Chevrolet and.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
You eat it for dessert? Sorry, come on, come on
your mama, Mason. Yeah, what kind of pie?
Speaker 4 (23:14):
The red?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Okay, all right, this is what you get at the beach,
the little crustacean things.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Throw him in some hot oil, hot oil. No, keep going,
keep going. You didn't said it yet.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
Oh, don't going.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
Man.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
They got a buddy put a one to make a
six score. So Marsy and Mark two will tie and
three will win. All right, I got picking up on
that last one.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
Go Popeyes or Captain d'ill will we'll serve this two words? Yes,
what kind of shrimp? It's not grilled, it's trim.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
Oh, this is the part of the of the chicken
that it's its leg. And you call it this kids.
You tell the kids to eat one of these. Eat
the It's also how you play an instrument. It's part
of the leg on a chicken. You know, it's the
you know, and you play, you play percussions.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
This is part of the pig.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
Oh my gosh, No, I thought we were.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Over time. Six or six. Tater took a relaxing.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
I would each one.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Is six and six.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
All right, boys, we got a fifteen second overtime. All right, No,
this goes by real quick, so me and Nick will
see what we can do.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
All right, Nick, we got fifteen seconds.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
You ready, buddy, Yes, sir John boy places, Yes, yeah,
foods hill on the same deal, all right, starting to
clock now in the morning.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Not sausage but from a pig. Not sausage, but waking beacons. Yes, okay,
this is a heavy snowstorm. You can't see it's a blizzard. Yeah,
all right. This is what you put gravy on with
your green beans.
Speaker 9 (25:16):
And potatoes turkey.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
So two on the board. Two on the board, all right,
Marsy and Mark here you go. You're ready, Mark, you're
picking up on that. Last one goes all right?
Speaker 5 (25:35):
He said, potatoes? What kind of there? Yes, this is
another fish. It's served to Captain D's it's the filet
filet of Blank.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Thomas is a small burger.
Speaker 5 (25:47):
A small burger is called.
Speaker 10 (25:49):
This uh platter slidder for the wind.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Mobile.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Dog on one and came up a little short, buddy. But
I won't get Jackie to hit you up down the line, man.
I'll give another shot out of all right.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
I appreciate Joe boy. Can't give a shot.
Speaker 9 (26:13):
Out real quick?
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Yes, of course, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (26:17):
I just want to say uh hey to my mom
Kathy and my father in law Bill, both of my bill.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Awesome, Nick, we appreciate you. When you were listening to
the Big Show now going and I messed up on
that one on round two. I blame myself. Man up,
all right, Mark, you did it, buddy, big old blue
em you prize pack headed your path down way cross
(26:44):
a buddy, I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
Can I get it out you go ahead.
Speaker 9 (26:49):
I want to shout out to my brother Bill, Billy.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Curtis, Ricky Rich and my nephew Blake.
Speaker 9 (26:57):
Love you boys and go.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Dog pade you and yours listen to the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Good morning. I got the Big Show on the radio.
Big request from onow. I'll take that.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Keith Hage here from Conley Springs, North Carolina, now residing
in Seattle, Washington, but keeping up with a big show
as you can too, no matter where in the world
you are. The John Woymilly Late Risers podcast is up
in two parts around lunchtime every Monday through Friday. So
spread the word there. Keith got it and he loves
(27:32):
him some Ike turner, all you Mama, some fat jokes.
We got you Keith coming up next. Good morning, it's
(28:03):
a big show on the radio. Big request time, Keith. Hey,
you formerly a Connolly Sprains, North Carolina, where he grew
up with a big show, now residing in the Sea
of Washington.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
At your request, we got you here on the coast.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Bunny, and it's time to axeke Patrick.
Speaker 10 (28:25):
Don't put that omrill on the seats of the bro hands.
Every time I turn a corner coming over here, I
slide on in.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
The pastor side.
Speaker 10 (28:35):
Yo, what's up? Welcome to x Eike the place to
golf all the form on one you need for all
your uh what's called hoochie personal relationship? What is that smell?
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Tato?
Speaker 1 (28:52):
What are you eating over there?
Speaker 7 (28:53):
Lean pocket.
Speaker 10 (28:57):
Smell like a foot pocket. She smell like a back pocket.
What it's smelled like, Why don't you just do yourself
a favor? He ain't get a turkey flavored salt liquor, digny.
I talk to you later, dear Ike. I'm having a
(29:18):
problem with my wife.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
To the club, my brother.
Speaker 10 (29:23):
She is always making fun of my parents. Oh hell no.
She called them hey seeds and goober's because they never
went to college and worked blue collar job. I love
my folks, and they raised me and my brother just fine.
We didn't have much, but we never went without. On
the other hand, her mother is a monster, ain't they all.
(29:47):
She is single because her husband ran out years ago,
probably because he was hungry. She bigg as an average
sized water buffalo. She wind up spending a lot of time,
and she and my wife spend hours. Dog in my family.
I want to fight back, but I'm not exactly a
quick wit.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
Can you help me?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Dog?
Speaker 10 (30:08):
In dark? Dear Dog sounded like, Oh, you got to
do to solve the momzilla problem is put a padlock
on that pantry. The real question is how do you
how do you ever hook up with a trifling hole
like that? To begin with, Man, what what's up with that.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Woman?
Speaker 10 (30:27):
Talk about my mama like that, she gonna find her
wearly belongings on the curb right next to her, righteously
kicking booted. My brother, it is time you fought back.
And I'm not suggesting you give her a cramdon that's
the one way ticket to the movie. But you got
to get on an even playing field with that sanctifying bizoch.
(30:48):
So let me preach on it, my brother. Yeah, Yeah,
it's time to embraceifire your uh uh uh what you
call in a smart ass. The key is not to
pull the verbal unches. Man, go right for the gut
her mama's gut. Lord knows you got so big enough,
Tarllet try a few of these out, old skank Mammy,
(31:10):
your mama so fat. I had to take a train
of two buses just to get to her good side,
Your Mama so fat. Her measurements are thirty six twenty
four to thirty six feet.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
When she dances, she makes the band skip.
Speaker 10 (31:35):
When she played hide and Seek, they found her behind Texas.
The horse on her joy dashed jeans is real, your
Mama so Fat. On Halloween, she says, trick or meat loaf.
(31:59):
She went to the Christmas prey and they put ropes
on her.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Your Mama so fat.
Speaker 10 (32:07):
Her sexy underwear is an ABCDEFG string. Your Mama so fat.
She's diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, and the doctor
gave her ten years to live.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Lean pocket.
Speaker 10 (32:32):
She doesn't have a doctor. She has a groundskeeper. She
don't have love handles.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
She got a roll bar.
Speaker 10 (32:45):
Your Mama so fat. She got smaller fat women allver
and around us. Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
Your Mama so fat.
Speaker 10 (33:02):
Her ass has its own congressman.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
I hate to be part of that district.
Speaker 10 (33:14):
The elephants throw her peanuts.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Your Mama so fat.
Speaker 10 (33:21):
She got to keep pesos in one pocket and yen
in the other. Every time she wears high heels, she
strikes oil. Every time she wear corduroy jeans, she start
a forest fire when she crosses the street. Cars look
out for her. Your Mama so fat. Her blood type
(33:47):
is ragou. She got arrested for freebason ham. She made
weight watches go blind. She fell in love and broke it.
(34:08):
The last time she saw nine O two one oh,
it was on the scale. She stepped out of talking
scale and it said damn. After she got off the
magarround they had to put the horse down. I hope
(34:30):
that helps my brother.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
And then lots more went that.
Speaker 10 (34:33):
Came from nod Now that this is where I tell
you to break your foot off in the crack of
her butt. But judging from the size of that butt,
you might really just break your foot off. This is ike,
He's out.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
You got problems, man.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
I was like John Boyd Mille bo Box seventy six
sixty two three Charlotte din't see two eight two four.
Speaker 10 (35:00):
Ask got it's old congressman, get it.
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Good morning.
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