September 18, 2025 • 41 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Jackie’s son had a baby! - But Randy won’t let John Boy tell her name.. - Bob Ibach has a new college football collectable you might want to grab while you can.. - Carl & Melinda did the open mic night at the comedy club - we’ll see how that went.. - Rev. and Goober drop by with a couple of quick stories involving a harmonica and a bride from up north.. - Doug Rice logs in with another On Track with NASCAR - the first of three “Round of 12” Playoff Races takes place this Sunday at 2:00 at the New Hampshire Motor Speedway.. - We fill a request for the legend of Emu Ed.. - and we’ll let Marvin close up shop with his essay on American’s eating habits…
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Good morning, a big shows on the radio. Hangout all right,
listen to you mogs. It's time to button your yaps.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
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Boy and Belly on the Big Show.
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Speaker 1 (00:13):
It's big, say bigger than big. It's enormous.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Hey, he's adorable.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. Rolling
through your Thursday, September the eighteenth, ten Minutes on Track
with Dog Rise. Another portion of the NASCAR Playoffs began
in New Hampshire this weekend. I looked back three years ago.
Remember President Joe Biden, he was in charge, y'all, bringing
(01:12):
everybody up. Nobody can remember anything when he said in
a CBSTV interview we still have a problem with COVID
and we're still doing a lot of work on it,
but the pandemic is over. And he said, did I poot?
I'm sorry? That was racer? All right, Well that's honor,
(01:36):
ohle ex President Joe with this bonus Top ten Liz Billy.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Today's Big Show Top ten list the top ten unusual
side effects that might show up after a coronavirus vaccine.
Number ten body aches and low grade fever number nine,
persistent soreness at the injection site.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Number eight, involuntary jazz hands very awful than that happened?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
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buy the extended warranty at Best Buy. Number five, the
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Right now, let's jack with I Man Doug Rise, as
(03:16):
we do every Thursday. We're in the middle of the
NASCAR playoffs cut off after three races, another three before
we have another cut and here's I'm in right now.
Good morning, mister Rice, Good morning.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Pleasure to be with you, Johnny Bristol. This past Saturday night,
Christopher Bell won a crazy race where it was all
about tire, where NASCAR even had to issue an extra
set of tires to make sure that the team's got
to the end of the race with enough tires to finish.
And when they did finish, Christopher Bell came on. Lady
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only led twelve laps, but they were the ones that counted,
and he picked up his fourth win of the year.
And in the playoffs. That makes it a clean sweep
for Joe Gibbs racing in the playoff races. So Denny
Hamlin has got a win, Chase Briscoe now has a win,
and Christopher Bell have won all three of the playoff
(04:10):
races and they've got to be feeling pretty good. It
means they automatically advanced to the next round.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Man, that's true. You know we were talking a week
or two ago and starting the playoffs by Christopher Bell
won like three in a row the first and then
they ain't done nothing. And here he is sneaking in
there and look at the last two. Doug you're talking
about Denny Hamlin five wins, Christopher Bell four wins, and
the All Star Race in North Wilkesboro. You saw him
do that too, So.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Pretty good, and a lot of people like the way
that team is racing right now. Christopher Bell may not
be one of the superstars of NASCAR, but this guy,
that's all he's ever known is racing cars. He was
a huge sprint car winner, and I think that's lost
on a lot of people. This guy knows how to
win races. We'll see right now. It feels good for
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Joe Gibbs racing. You have to feel good. You've had
three races in the playoffs and you've won all three
of them. Now that only helps you in the sense
that you have a better seed going into the next
round of the cutoffs.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
So okay, so do you They've got some points, not
only the win, but okay, so well, let's let's look
at him right here though, you kind of tell me
a little bit for one on the air. So Hamlin,
William Byron, Kyle Larson, Christopher Bell, Ryan Blaney, that's your
top five right now. Then you've got Chase Briscoe, Chase Elliott,
Bubba Wallace. That is your top eight and the four
(05:34):
four will be cut after three races. Joey Logano, No,
let's starry Austin Sindrick number nine, Joey Logano, Rossas Stain
and Tyler Reddick.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
And that is right now below the imaginary cut line. Okay,
if the playoffs started tomorrow, they wouldn't be in it.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Got you? So are they too far behind? Are they
going to have to get a win to advance?
Speaker 5 (05:56):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
I don't think we're in that situation with any of
these folks. Maybe Tyler Reddick, but Cindric Logano, Chastain, they
could all point their way up if some people in
front of him slip. If Chase Elliott gets off to
a bad start, I think he's the most vulnerable out
of this group right now. He didn't make it in
with a big margin, and Hendrick already lost the car
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in the playoffs. Alex Bowman failed to advance this last time.
So no, right now, I think you can still point
your way in. It just depends so much on what
kind of misfortune or good fortune the team's have in
front of you right now?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
All right, Well, the next three races, New Hampshire Motor
Speedway this weekend, then Kansas, then it's the Roval, It's
Charlotte Motor Speedway, that road course.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
I'm looking right now. And Denny Hamlet, as we well know,
it's been super documented, has never won a title. The
guy with the average best finish at New Hampshire Motor
Speedway by a long shot and all time, of everybody
that's ever raced there, is Denny Hamlin. He averages about
nine point nine per race at New Hampshire and he's
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won there a couple of times recently. He's going to
be very tough this weekend. He's also woned the next track,
which is Kansas. He needs to do the best that
he can because he's not very good at road courses
and he wants to if he could possibly get locked
into the playoffs before they get to the roval, that
would suit well for him. And we were talking a
(07:29):
lot before this all started about SVG being in the
top eight and getting to the roval. Well, he didn't
make it out of the first round. He got eliminated
at Bristol, so he may very well win the roval
coming up, but it's not going to help him in
the playoffs.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
He's already out got you, all right, So that's what
we're looking at. So man, Denny Hamlin, if he can
do good these New Hampshire and Kansas, he might get
his first time.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
You never know. I mean it's a long way to go.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
We still have seven races to go.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
And the guy that's I performed everybody in the playoffs,
his average finish in the playoffs has been fourth has
been Chase Briscoe. He finished ninth at Bristol, second at
Gateway and he won it Darlington. So Chase Briscoe right
now from Joe Gibbs Racing. Not a superstar type name,
but he's putting up superstar type numbers here early on.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
All right, good stuff, Doug, will enjoy your weekend, my man.
We appreciate you so much. Thanks, guys, appreciate it alright.
It has a man Doug. Right you and follow him
on Twitter on the x ed Rice man sixty one.
All right, let's play Beat the Blonde one eight hundred,
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(09:05):
there's a big show on the radio rolling through your
Thursday morning. I feature track from The Big Show bit Box,
I broa and called Marvin Webster says, hey, America, quit
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time ball beating the blonde. Let's meet our contestant. Say
(09:30):
hey to Tim out of Powell, Tennessee. You morning, Tim
by morn Hey, Welcome, Hi Tim.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
You know what do well?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Ask? Tate's some questions you agree with disagreeing Two bells
for two buzzers and you win. Maybe you can read
our girl, Tim, as you're listening to the sound of
your beautiful melodic voice.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
According to twenty twenty four police records, what crime led
to the most arrest last year? Now, I will give
you choices if you would desire them.
Speaker 6 (10:13):
Sure, I'd love to hear your choices.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
What crime led to the most arrest most last year?
Wasn't a theft, B, drug charges, r C, driving under
the influence most arrests?
Speaker 6 (10:32):
That'll be theft, my good sir, theft.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Theft fevery thieves? Tim agree or disagree? I disagree? Oh nos,
he hit it. Theft and they're they're in order. Drug
charges second, d u.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
I third that.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Those less favor going on a damn there's a there.
Let's see when get a bell, Taylor, what does the
S S and a ship's name stand for? In a
ship's dad ship's name?
Speaker 6 (11:11):
I think I learned this watching The Love Boat.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
I believe you so far.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
That means seaworthy ship.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Seaworthy ship is what the S S stands for, According
to Taylor, getting her knowledge from the Love Boat, I
remember that episode.
Speaker 6 (11:31):
Of course, they called her a boat whenever we tell
you it's a ship.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Tam So taking all that in, she do you agree
or disagree with her?
Speaker 7 (11:44):
Seams landlocked?
Speaker 1 (11:47):
So I'm gonna have to agree with her. You do agree?
And Taylor, I said worthy worthy? You agree with with that?
He says for steamship, steamship, yes, you would know most
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of them would be seaworthy. When I see what you're
going dog on it them, Well, you picked a good
day to lose. We've got some cool consolation prizes, and
Jackie is gonna hook you up right now, Barnie. Alrighty
John Boone, and give a shout.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
Out to my wife for thirty years.
Speaker 8 (12:23):
Maybe I love.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
You, agree or disagree? You got all right, body hang
on by next twenty minutes, he was happening right now
with your news right on the other side, remembering Ravern
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and Nurvel D.
Speaker 7 (12:45):
Wheeler has some fun. Good morning.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Anybody show us all the radio home on time or
rape Daddy. The heat are catching a lot of heat
these days, and rape comes to their defense this hour.
Speaker 9 (13:33):
Here's something I've kept in the files, sent in to
me by a police officer in Winston Salem. Cause we'll
carry on. Most of us go out into a world
that few of you will ever see or know anything about.
But we carry on. You curse us when we stop
you for speeding. You weren't there two hours ago when
we covered the body of a three year old child
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killed by a speeding car. But we carry on. We'll
intervene in fights and take the beating meant for you,
knowing that you wouldn't do the same for us, and
probably won't even thank us. But we'll carry on. We
investigate the murders, rapes, and robberies, and have to watch
the victims' families. Weep in court when a judge has
to release the suspect on a small technicality, But we
(14:17):
carry on. We see families wiped out in reres, and
then we listen as the person who did it is
fined one hundred dollars for drunk driving, given a limited
driving privilege so he can go back and forth the
work and church on Sundays. But we carry on. We
know that if you hit us unprovoked, you'll probably get
a fine in court for assault. We know that if
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we hit you unprovoked, we could lose our jobs and
everything we own for police brutality. But we carry on
as your job require this much and even sometimes more.
I doubt it. We know all of this, but we
carry on. Sometimes though we forget and act like them.
We get angry. We say you do so things we shouldn't.
(15:01):
Please forgive us, but if you don't, we'll carry on.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
How about that?
Speaker 9 (15:06):
The thoughts from a police officer, passed on by Robert D.
Rayford on the John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio. Well, our oldest
listener is stopped by the studio today. He's got his
free coffee and he's ready to chat less. Welcome back,
Nerve Ot Wheeler, Thank you, John Boy.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Before we get too deep in the weeds, I want
to congratulate Jackie on that new grand baby. Yeah, I
don't know why I'm congratulating her. Really, I know she'd
have a hell of a lot to do with it.
The word of the daddy, you know, kind.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Of guns there anyway, Nerve what brings you out and about? Today?
Speaker 2 (16:15):
I got a I got me a meeting up town
to sell one of my inventions.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
WHOA, all this time i've known you. I never knew that.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Yeah, I got a lot of cars I ain't showing now.
This little deal today is the brand new Ladies Brasi air.
It's called the sheep Dog. Well that's an odd name
for ladies lingerae. Why did you call it that?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Because it rounds them up and points him in the
right direction. Well, how'd you come up with that?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
I had this old milk cow with udders that dragged
in the mud. It made for extra work come a
milky time, you know. So I made one for her
and figured, well, it was good enough for this halfroy,
maybe be good enough for another. That weren't my first
invention for ladies undergarments. I invented another air that kept
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things from bouncing around and hid the high beams.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
In cold weather. Well what happened with that one. I
gave it up. I got too damn many death threats
for man. Well have you invented anything else we might
have heard of? Well, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Maybe a couple of years ago there I got into
the upscale baby market. Yeah, I was a hand carving
diaper changing tables, and it was all the rage for
a while.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
There made a pretty penny at it too. What did
you call it? The shark tutory board? So why don't
you make them any more splinters? Not on me on
the baby. Oh yeah, I had high hopes for this one.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Invention, A family lie detector, you know, I thought he'd
be good for families in this day and age to
be honest with one another. See everybody had the family.
Do you get him up aarry, you sit him around table? Oh,
come up to the lie detector and just have him talk.
And if someone told the porky, you'd hear a meat.
I tried it on my great grandson Gradiest family, his
(18:00):
wife and son. Grady said to his son, he said,
what do you do all the afternoon? And blocked in
your bedroom? The boy said, homework beep Eah boy said
all right, I was watching that pornography. Grady said, how
dare you? When I was your age, I never ever
thought of watching porn Beep.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
His wife just laughed.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
She said, well, Grady, he really is your son.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Beep looks and Amen. So what are you working on now?
Am I working on?
Speaker 10 (18:32):
Now?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
I'm working on that snack gal angling for a pocket
full of candy and another cup of coffe.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
If she says no, she won't.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Well if you saddle all in your gun, Greaston, holler
up you need me.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Good morning, rolling.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
To the Big Show on the radio. Hello, this is
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Speaker 8 (20:57):
Speak you, Kamala Harrison the News. She has written about
her brief presidential campaign in her upcoming new memoir One
hundred and seven Days, which comes out on September twenty third,
and in an excerpt published last week, the former vice
president says it was reckless to allow President Joe Biden
and First Lady Jill Biden decide on.
Speaker 6 (21:18):
Their own to run for reelection.
Speaker 11 (21:22):
Oh now, she says that reckless is what it was
in a shift from the loyal vice president that most
people saw her as back in twenty twenty four, she writes.
Speaker 8 (21:33):
Quote, it's Joe and Jill's decision. We all said that
like a mantra, as if we'd all been hypnotized.
Speaker 6 (21:40):
The stakes were simply too high.
Speaker 8 (21:42):
This wasn't a choice that should have been left to
an individual's ego, an individual's ambition.
Speaker 6 (21:47):
It should have been more than a personal decision. End quote.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
So well they did step aside, and she did run,
and she did lose. Right, Yeah, I think.
Speaker 8 (21:59):
She's trying to say she's trying to say that, Yeah,
you know, Biden should have never been I should have
had more than one hundred and seven days is what
I took from.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Me.
Speaker 11 (22:09):
Just summarize it for your there you go.
Speaker 6 (22:16):
Particularly, so that's coming out that you can read.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Oh, I'll wait for the movie.
Speaker 6 (22:26):
H w W E legend.
Speaker 8 (22:28):
Hulk Hogan left nearly five million dollars in assets after
his death, according to court documents, and his son Nick
Hogan was named the sole beneficiary and co person and
co personal representative of the estate, so that.
Speaker 6 (22:45):
His daughter was notably excluded.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
A change kind of for a while prior to his death.
I don't know, but she's been coming forward a lot
defending his name. No, maybe we see.
Speaker 6 (22:58):
One okay, all right, Prince Harry. Yes, the Royal family
tensions are easy.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
Yes.
Speaker 8 (23:08):
Last week King Charles traveled from Scotland to London for
tea with his a strange son, Prince Harry. According to
the BBC, uh huh, the reading was brief, only fifty minutes.
But that's twenty minutes more than his previous visit, so
it's moving up. So this happened shortly after King Charles
revealed his cancer diagnosis. Prince Harry flew from la to London.
(23:31):
He was back on the plane after an abrupt half
hour meeting. So I guess it's strides or maybe.
Speaker 6 (23:38):
You know, maybe the treatments are going so well. Eh,
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (23:42):
It could be the book, could be the way they
like bashed the family on the Netflix special had the.
Speaker 6 (23:47):
Interview with.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
That's the one that's okay, Yeah, the Duke and Duchess
am Yeah, yeah, because the Royals have never been screwed
up before.
Speaker 8 (24:09):
So former heavyweight boxing champion Mike Tyson had a little
running with mister Beast.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
Wasn't supposed to be bad.
Speaker 8 (24:16):
But the duo appeared in a pre fight Entertainment as
Netflix stream the boxing match between Terence Crawford and Canelo Alvarez. Okay, so,
mister Beast, you've seen him, he's the videos.
Speaker 6 (24:27):
He's a gazillionaire. I don't know how much he has.
Speaker 7 (24:31):
Well.
Speaker 8 (24:31):
He he was standing there with Mike Tyson, and he
and mister Beasts teased that the fight was about an
hour away from starting. He then told fifty nine year
old Mike Tyson to throw the punch whenever you're ready.
Second later, mister Beast fell to one knee, gasped for breath,
and his eyes bugged out of his head because Tyson
(24:52):
gave him a gut shot.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
If I did that run back, it wouldn't be no problem.
Speaker 6 (24:59):
No, probably do not TV. You did that, mister Beast?
Speaker 8 (25:06):
You did that?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Did Mickey Mouse grabbed a microphone?
Speaker 6 (25:09):
Apparently that's not Mickey Mouse. This is mister Bruce too.
Whatever What's gonna do more for you?
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Early was tough to be.
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He was on in the morning. Remember when he was
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School, I remember that. Gonna work there to thank you
very much for that report. Alright, let's get us a winner.
Let's play wordy word. Alright, here will God one eight
(26:14):
hundred big show. We'll get a couple of contestants team
up and play next. Good here's the morning it's to
(26:47):
make show on the radio. Our feature track went to
make show Ben Boston a bron call Mom and Webster.
We'll holler out in America about thirty minutes.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
And right now, and everybody's head about the beddy word,
a wordy word.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Let's meet their contestants. We got Tony from Sandy Ridge,
North Carolina. Morning Tony, Good morning, morning, Monny, welcome. And
we got Rebecca from Smith Station, Alabama. Goo morning, Rebecca, Rebecca.
Speaker 8 (27:24):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Get yeah there you are, work everybody. So we're gonna
do the boys against the girls, all right, John Boy,
Tony Tater, and Rebecca. All right, we got random words today, y'all,
So there'snna be any words at all. So Rebecca, you relax,
(27:45):
Me and Tony give y'all something to shoot at all. Right, Tony,
are you ready? Let's go? All right? Well wait a minute,
are you on speakerphone, Tony? No, sir? Okay, all right, good, okay,
here we go. Start the clock now. Talking about shooting.
That's what you do when you go on one of
these in Africa. An African? No, it's one word African?
Speaker 8 (28:10):
What?
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Yes? Uh huh? Hawaiian? Blank? You drink this? How about
a nice Hawaiian? Yes? Uh huh. The opposite of large
is yes, I double dog blank you? Yes? Okay? You
carved this to make a jacket lantern? Hell yeah, it
(28:38):
was a punkin but it was a little late Tony,
but that's afore on the board.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
I love how we all now just stop and look
at jacket. You could drive. You could drive a buick
through that. I would never do that.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Rebecca, are you ready for your round? One?
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Right?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Okay and go all right?
Speaker 6 (29:02):
You sweep and mop the what? Yep? You a mini? Blank?
Mom's drive a mini?
Speaker 8 (29:10):
You? Uh?
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (29:12):
This this will make noise when you're hungry. This body part, oh,
it's rumbling.
Speaker 9 (29:16):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (29:17):
You drink through this?
Speaker 8 (29:18):
You sip through a you you do you used to
do this to your shoes with polish?
Speaker 6 (29:24):
You would do what to? And uh horses eat this
right up?
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (29:29):
And you a cracker blank? It's a restaurant.
Speaker 8 (29:33):
Man.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Wow, man, Well look at the all girls putting a
seven on the board right there.
Speaker 6 (29:40):
She said she was ready.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Sure was all right, seven to four after round one.
All right, Tony, we need some poets right here, buddy,
all right, see what we can do all right, starting
the clock. Now, you drink this hot in the morning.
Uh huh? You uh a blank a covered blank to
go out west? Or a station? Blank? You drive it?
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Mom's a station? Yeah, uh huh? All right, make me
a ham and cheese?
Speaker 11 (30:07):
What?
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Yeah? Okay, this is another name for peepe, the official
name pe. I need a blank sample? Yeah, uh huh.
The opposite of old is yo. No, yo, you don't
jaggy close enough. I's so good workout, baby, there you go,
(30:32):
there you go, lowd. Just a little bit of this
phone down and that we got you got baby, I file. Okay,
here we go. That was a what a five on
that four? A nine score for Tony, So it should
be no problem for y'all girls. Rebecca two, we'll tie three,
will win? Are you ready?
Speaker 11 (30:52):
All right?
Speaker 1 (30:52):
We go and go.
Speaker 8 (30:55):
You can pick blank that you want. You have a
bunch of things to choose from. Choose blank. I don't
know this blank up when you're playing poker.
Speaker 6 (31:09):
I don't know. This is like you know you can Yeah,
she said what?
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (31:15):
Didn't Okay? You can have.
Speaker 8 (31:16):
Any word you can blank or later blank or later.
Speaker 6 (31:24):
It's a candy.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
She's mad at me, Tony, you wear no.
Speaker 8 (31:41):
Room.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Her froze up on any any was that word you said.
Speaker 6 (31:50):
Poker man to get her say any anything like that?
I don't know her say any.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
All right, well, baccap, we'll give you another out at
it down the road. Because you are a player, I
know sometimes you freeze up like this happened to me
many times.
Speaker 9 (32:06):
How what happens?
Speaker 6 (32:08):
All right, we'll go with.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
That, Tony. Look at you and Sandy Ridge. Huh. We'll
come back for the victory. Be showing this on classics
for years. Oh yeah, go ahead, Barnie. Okay, I thought
I told you shouting now hang on, I'm giving you
all the jacket short, my baby, good morning, I got
the big show on the radio. Bib request for John
(32:31):
Boy Kathleen Buzzma Austin of the Pensacola, Florida. Yes, that's Kathleen,
She says, I'd like to request the EMU story. It's hilarious.
That's what we're here for, Kathleen. We got it coming
up next. Good morning, Big Show's on the radio. Yeah,
(33:13):
we have our big request time battle around here Monday
through Friday. Himself on the John Boy mill of Facebook page.
I'm heard Fordlight here. He's perfect working out for Kathleen
Austin out a pencil colon, Florida. Remember this story on
the Big Show. Well, a six foot tall, one hundred
and fifty pounds Emu. EMU. Is that that comedian with
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a bowl haircut? No, that's Emo, He's not one hundred
and fifty pounds. Well anyway, one hundred and fifty pounds.
EMU fed hell over heels in love. He fed hell
over heels. Wow, it's more serious than we thought. He
fell head over heels in love with the Alabama man
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and stalked him for days. He was turned loose Thursday
on a farm populated by her own species.
Speaker 10 (34:03):
EMU got a little problem.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Ed Roberts, director of the mobile Alabama Animal Rescue Foundations
said it was mating season and she took a fine
liking to him.
Speaker 6 (34:13):
He had to water off the boat piddle. She was
absolutely intent.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
This was her bike, he kept saying.
Speaker 8 (34:20):
Lay.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
The giant bird showed up at the home of Ed
and Anne Stuarti last month, drinking from a bird bath
and eating berries in their yard, fedet dog food. Hey,
that's how we met John Boy. Last week, the emu
began following Ed around. Then it became aggressive, chasing their
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cast from here. Ed tried to frighten a bird away
by shooting his gun into the air. The you just
stood there looking at him forlornly. I know how lone
you are.
Speaker 10 (35:06):
Cried because of how lone You're never going to be
alone again.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
By Monday, the emu was making noises deep in its throat.
I'm so drunk it was a mating call, and Ed
failed to recognize as the bird approached him. I kind
of would have moved on. So Ed is shorter than
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the bird, so he had to hold it all with
a boat paddle. Ah. So Monday and Tuesday night, the
Stuartes coward inside their home and STUARTI called the sheriff
to beg for help, but was told deputies didn't have
the equipment to catch the EMU. Oh man, so we're
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counting the house emu candy gram oh man. Anyway, the
rescue team came and they finally persuaded the bird to
get into a horse trailer so it could be taken
to a farm. So to get over her broken heart?
(36:27):
How would you like to be, ed? Oh boy, going
to work tonight over bar.
Speaker 6 (36:38):
I was going there, doctor, don't get a couple of coffee?
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Oh man? Yeah? And what are the chances that they're
listening to the Big Show right now?
Speaker 9 (36:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (36:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Alright? Well, uh, ed, if if you ever want to
talk to somebody about we're here for you.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
And here's here's a good quote from the director of
the Animal Rescue Foundation, she says, and I quote.
Speaker 10 (37:01):
Hopefully she'll meet another feller and forget all about mister
Stu already.
Speaker 6 (37:05):
After all, he is a married man.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Good morning, man, it's a big show on the radio.
What I brown call our feature track for the Big Show?
Bed box key words, let's eat. I have this few
minutes with Marvin Webster. Yoh, what's up? How y'all doing? Amen?
Speaker 10 (37:50):
Everybody in America arguing about something lately. You know what
I mean, White folks and black folks, right wing, left wings,
smokers and non smokers. I just like to say, I
think there's one thing that we can all get behind.
America loves to eat. You know, Chinese people might be
better at math and ending people taking over the telephone
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helpline business. Mexico got all the bricklaying and drywall and
sold up. But when it comes to eating, America is
still number one. It's the fattest country in the history
of the world and getting bigger all the time. Don't
believe me, guy shopping clothed twice as big as they
used to be. When I was coming up, a large
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was bigger than the fit just about everybody. You couldn't
even find no extra large. Now look at they got XL,
two XL, even got three EXL triple extra large. Used
to be the only thing you could buy with three
x's on. It was a porno movie. Now there's clothes
label got more exes on it than the super Bowl logo.
(38:52):
I seen the story in the paper the other day
talking about what they call the obesity epidemic. A lot
of it talking about all these fat kids we got
running around nowadays, and I mean we got some.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Young fat kids too.
Speaker 10 (39:03):
People that run Headstart up in New York, they say
they got sixteen thousand kids signed up and forty percent
of them are overweight. Forty percent almost half. Sound like
these kids already got a headstart on a twelve piece chicken.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Mcn go and check this out.
Speaker 10 (39:22):
People that make car baby seats coming out with all
these oversized models because a quarter of a million babies
won't fit in a regular sized baby seat.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
What's up with that two year old baby got an
ass so big it don't sit in a baby seat?
Passage is ignorant.
Speaker 10 (39:40):
Got one company makes a car seat they call the
Husky Oi. It's big, bottom of the seat four inches
wider than the regular model and can hold a kid
that weighs up to check this out, weighs up to
eighty pounds. Eighty pounds. Can I just say dang? I
ain't exactly know Nicole Richie myself, but I'm forty four
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year old too. I ain't weigh eighty pounds, so I
was in the fourth grade. I'll baby got time eat
enough to be That fat kid must have gone from
a binkie straight to sucking on a mac reel. And
if the kid that big hold, you know Mama won't
even big old Shirley Hemphire looking system sitting there on
Monteil with this big old hump kid talking about well,
(40:24):
I got to feed him, don't I? If Monteil go yeah,
but you know you need to give him time to
go to sleep too. Matthew got some size problems. We
big on super size and biggest size. The one we
ain't too hot on is exercise. It ain't no one
everybody running around nowadays saying don't spank your kid to
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your old kid. Weigh eighty pounds, he big enough to
whop daddy's But y'all think you about it.
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Good morning, a big shows on the radio. Hangout all right,
listen to you mogs. It's time to button your yaps.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Say, I'm trying to listen to these two clowns, John
Boy and Belly on the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Yeah, the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
It's big, say bigger than big. It's enormous.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Hey, he's adorable.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. Rolling
through your Thursday, September the eighteenth, ten Minutes on Track
with Dog Rise. Another portion of the NASCAR Playoffs began
in New Hampshire this weekend. I looked back three years ago.
Remember President Joe Biden, he was in charge, y'all, bringing
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everybody up. Nobody can remember anything when he said in
a CBSTV interview we still have a problem with COVID
and we're still doing a lot of work on it,
but the pandemic is over. And he said, did I poot?
I'm sorry? That was racer? All right, Well that's honor,
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ohle ex President Joe with this bonus Top ten Liz Billy.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Today's Big Show Top ten list the top ten unusual
side effects that might show up after a coronavirus vaccine.
Number ten body aches and low grade fever number nine,
persistent soreness at the injection site.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Number eight, involuntary jazz hands very awful than that happened?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Number seven, resting bitch face. Number six, irresistible urge to
buy the extended warranty at Best Buy. Number five, the
Jimmy Legs for You signed felt face number four, getting
the we are Farmer's jingle stuck in your head for
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more than seventy two hours. Number three, sending death threats
to the musenex booger. Number two, giggling like a little
girl when somebody says Gonzaga, and the number one weird
vaccine side effect, active bitch face.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
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Right now, let's jack with I Man Doug Rise, as
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we do every Thursday. We're in the middle of the
NASCAR playoffs cut off after three races, another three before
we have another cut and here's I'm in right now.
Good morning, mister Rice, Good morning.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Pleasure to be with you, Johnny Bristol. This past Saturday night,
Christopher Bell won a crazy race where it was all
about tire, where NASCAR even had to issue an extra
set of tires to make sure that the team's got
to the end of the race with enough tires to finish.
And when they did finish, Christopher Bell came on. Lady
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only led twelve laps, but they were the ones that counted,
and he picked up his fourth win of the year.
And in the playoffs. That makes it a clean sweep
for Joe Gibbs racing in the playoff races. So Denny
Hamlin has got a win, Chase Briscoe now has a win,
and Christopher Bell have won all three of the playoff
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races and they've got to be feeling pretty good. It
means they automatically advanced to the next round.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Man, that's true. You know we were talking a week
or two ago and starting the playoffs by Christopher Bell
won like three in a row the first and then
they ain't done nothing. And here he is sneaking in
there and look at the last two. Doug you're talking
about Denny Hamlin five wins, Christopher Bell four wins, and
the All Star Race in North Wilkesboro. You saw him
do that too, So.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Pretty good, and a lot of people like the way
that team is racing right now. Christopher Bell may not
be one of the superstars of NASCAR, but this guy,
that's all he's ever known is racing cars. He was
a huge sprint car winner, and I think that's lost
on a lot of people. This guy knows how to
win races. We'll see right now. It feels good for
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Joe Gibbs racing. You have to feel good. You've had
three races in the playoffs and you've won all three
of them. Now that only helps you in the sense
that you have a better seed going into the next
round of the cutoffs.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
So okay, so do you They've got some points, not
only the win, but okay, so well, let's let's look
at him right here though, you kind of tell me
a little bit for one on the air. So Hamlin,
William Byron, Kyle Larson, Christopher Bell, Ryan Blaney, that's your
top five right now. Then you've got Chase Briscoe, Chase Elliott,
Bubba Wallace. That is your top eight and the four
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four will be cut after three races. Joey Logano, No,
let's starry Austin Sindrick number nine, Joey Logano, Rossas Stain
and Tyler Reddick.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
And that is right now below the imaginary cut line. Okay,
if the playoffs started tomorrow, they wouldn't be in it.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Got you? So are they too far behind? Are they
going to have to get a win to advance?
Speaker 5 (05:56):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
I don't think we're in that situation with any of
these folks. Maybe Tyler Reddick, but Cindric Logano, Chastain, they
could all point their way up if some people in
front of him slip. If Chase Elliott gets off to
a bad start, I think he's the most vulnerable out
of this group right now. He didn't make it in
with a big margin, and Hendrick already lost the car
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in the playoffs. Alex Bowman failed to advance this last time.
So no, right now, I think you can still point
your way in. It just depends so much on what
kind of misfortune or good fortune the team's have in
front of you right now?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
All right, Well, the next three races, New Hampshire Motor
Speedway this weekend, then Kansas, then it's the Roval, It's
Charlotte Motor Speedway, that road course.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
I'm looking right now. And Denny Hamlet, as we well know,
it's been super documented, has never won a title. The
guy with the average best finish at New Hampshire Motor
Speedway by a long shot and all time, of everybody
that's ever raced there, is Denny Hamlin. He averages about
nine point nine per race at New Hampshire and he's
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won there a couple of times recently. He's going to
be very tough this weekend. He's also woned the next track,
which is Kansas. He needs to do the best that
he can because he's not very good at road courses
and he wants to if he could possibly get locked
into the playoffs before they get to the roval, that
would suit well for him. And we were talking a
(07:29):
lot before this all started about SVG being in the
top eight and getting to the roval. Well, he didn't
make it out of the first round. He got eliminated
at Bristol, so he may very well win the roval
coming up, but it's not going to help him in
the playoffs.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
He's already out got you, all right, So that's what
we're looking at. So man, Denny Hamlin, if he can
do good these New Hampshire and Kansas, he might get
his first time.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
You never know. I mean it's a long way to go.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
We still have seven races to go.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
And the guy that's I performed everybody in the playoffs,
his average finish in the playoffs has been fourth has
been Chase Briscoe. He finished ninth at Bristol, second at
Gateway and he won it Darlington. So Chase Briscoe right
now from Joe Gibbs Racing. Not a superstar type name,
but he's putting up superstar type numbers here early on.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
All right, good stuff, Doug, will enjoy your weekend, my man.
We appreciate you so much. Thanks, guys, appreciate it alright.
It has a man Doug. Right you and follow him
on Twitter on the x ed Rice man sixty one.
All right, let's play Beat the Blonde one eight hundred,
big show. You told free line. We'll get to contestant
play next for that happy heard prize back. Good morning,
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there's a big show on the radio rolling through your
Thursday morning. I feature track from The Big Show bit Box,
I broa and called Marvin Webster says, hey, America, quit
arguing the lessie. There's driggy word leslie here the bit
box at the Big Show dot Com. Right now, it's
time ball beating the blonde. Let's meet our contestant. Say
(09:30):
hey to Tim out of Powell, Tennessee. You morning, Tim
by morn Hey, Welcome, Hi Tim.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
You know what do well?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Ask? Tate's some questions you agree with disagreeing Two bells
for two buzzers and you win. Maybe you can read
our girl, Tim, as you're listening to the sound of
your beautiful melodic voice.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
According to twenty twenty four police records, what crime led
to the most arrest last year? Now, I will give
you choices if you would desire them.
Speaker 6 (10:13):
Sure, I'd love to hear your choices.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
What crime led to the most arrest most last year?
Wasn't a theft, B, drug charges, r C, driving under
the influence most arrests?
Speaker 6 (10:32):
That'll be theft, my good sir, theft.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Theft fevery thieves? Tim agree or disagree? I disagree? Oh nos,
he hit it. Theft and they're they're in order. Drug
charges second, d u.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
I third that.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Those less favor going on a damn there's a there.
Let's see when get a bell, Taylor, what does the
S S and a ship's name stand for? In a
ship's dad ship's name?
Speaker 6 (11:11):
I think I learned this watching The Love Boat.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
I believe you so far.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
That means seaworthy ship.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Seaworthy ship is what the S S stands for, According
to Taylor, getting her knowledge from the Love Boat, I
remember that episode.
Speaker 6 (11:31):
Of course, they called her a boat whenever we tell
you it's a ship.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Tam So taking all that in, she do you agree
or disagree with her?
Speaker 7 (11:44):
Seams landlocked?
Speaker 1 (11:47):
So I'm gonna have to agree with her. You do agree?
And Taylor, I said worthy worthy? You agree with with that?
He says for steamship, steamship, yes, you would know most
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of them would be seaworthy. When I see what you're
going dog on it them, Well, you picked a good
day to lose. We've got some cool consolation prizes, and
Jackie is gonna hook you up right now, Barnie. Alrighty
John Boone, and give a shout.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
Out to my wife for thirty years.
Speaker 8 (12:23):
Maybe I love.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
You, agree or disagree? You got all right, body hang
on by next twenty minutes, he was happening right now
with your news right on the other side, remembering Ravern
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and Nurvel D.
Speaker 7 (12:45):
Wheeler has some fun. Good morning.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Anybody show us all the radio home on time or
rape Daddy. The heat are catching a lot of heat
these days, and rape comes to their defense this hour.
Speaker 9 (13:33):
Here's something I've kept in the files, sent in to
me by a police officer in Winston Salem. Cause we'll
carry on. Most of us go out into a world
that few of you will ever see or know anything about.
But we carry on. You curse us when we stop
you for speeding. You weren't there two hours ago when
we covered the body of a three year old child
(13:54):
killed by a speeding car. But we carry on. We'll
intervene in fights and take the beating meant for you,
knowing that you wouldn't do the same for us, and
probably won't even thank us. But we'll carry on. We
investigate the murders, rapes, and robberies, and have to watch
the victims' families. Weep in court when a judge has
to release the suspect on a small technicality, But we
(14:17):
carry on. We see families wiped out in reres, and
then we listen as the person who did it is
fined one hundred dollars for drunk driving, given a limited
driving privilege so he can go back and forth the
work and church on Sundays. But we carry on. We
know that if you hit us unprovoked, you'll probably get
a fine in court for assault. We know that if
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we hit you unprovoked, we could lose our jobs and
everything we own for police brutality. But we carry on
as your job require this much and even sometimes more.
I doubt it. We know all of this, but we
carry on. Sometimes though we forget and act like them.
We get angry. We say you do so things we shouldn't.
(15:01):
Please forgive us, but if you don't, we'll carry on.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
How about that?
Speaker 9 (15:06):
The thoughts from a police officer, passed on by Robert D.
Rayford on the John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio. Well, our oldest
listener is stopped by the studio today. He's got his
free coffee and he's ready to chat less. Welcome back,
Nerve Ot Wheeler, Thank you, John Boy.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Before we get too deep in the weeds, I want
to congratulate Jackie on that new grand baby. Yeah, I
don't know why I'm congratulating her. Really, I know she'd
have a hell of a lot to do with it.
The word of the daddy, you know, kind.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Of guns there anyway, Nerve what brings you out and about? Today?
Speaker 2 (16:15):
I got a I got me a meeting up town
to sell one of my inventions.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
WHOA, all this time i've known you. I never knew that.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Yeah, I got a lot of cars I ain't showing now.
This little deal today is the brand new Ladies Brasi air.
It's called the sheep Dog. Well that's an odd name
for ladies lingerae. Why did you call it that?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Because it rounds them up and points him in the
right direction. Well, how'd you come up with that?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
I had this old milk cow with udders that dragged
in the mud. It made for extra work come a
milky time, you know. So I made one for her
and figured, well, it was good enough for this halfroy,
maybe be good enough for another. That weren't my first
invention for ladies undergarments. I invented another air that kept
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things from bouncing around and hid the high beams.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
In cold weather. Well what happened with that one. I
gave it up. I got too damn many death threats
for man. Well have you invented anything else we might
have heard of? Well, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Maybe a couple of years ago there I got into
the upscale baby market. Yeah, I was a hand carving
diaper changing tables, and it was all the rage for
a while.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
There made a pretty penny at it too. What did
you call it? The shark tutory board? So why don't
you make them any more splinters? Not on me on
the baby. Oh yeah, I had high hopes for this one.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Invention, A family lie detector, you know, I thought he'd
be good for families in this day and age to
be honest with one another. See everybody had the family.
Do you get him up aarry, you sit him around table? Oh,
come up to the lie detector and just have him talk.
And if someone told the porky, you'd hear a meat.
I tried it on my great grandson Gradiest family, his
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wife and son. Grady said to his son, he said,
what do you do all the afternoon? And blocked in
your bedroom? The boy said, homework beep Eah boy said
all right, I was watching that pornography. Grady said, how
dare you? When I was your age, I never ever
thought of watching porn Beep.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
His wife just laughed.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
She said, well, Grady, he really is your son.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Beep looks and Amen. So what are you working on now?
Am I working on?
Speaker 10 (18:32):
Now?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
I'm working on that snack gal angling for a pocket
full of candy and another cup of coffe.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
If she says no, she won't.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Well if you saddle all in your gun, Greaston, holler
up you need me.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Good morning, rolling.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
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her brief presidential campaign in her upcoming new memoir One
hundred and seven Days, which comes out on September twenty third,
and in an excerpt published last week, the former vice
president says it was reckless to allow President Joe Biden
and First Lady Jill Biden decide on.
Speaker 6 (21:18):
Their own to run for reelection.
Speaker 11 (21:22):
Oh now, she says that reckless is what it was
in a shift from the loyal vice president that most
people saw her as back in twenty twenty four, she writes.
Speaker 8 (21:33):
Quote, it's Joe and Jill's decision. We all said that
like a mantra, as if we'd all been hypnotized.
Speaker 6 (21:40):
The stakes were simply too high.
Speaker 8 (21:42):
This wasn't a choice that should have been left to
an individual's ego, an individual's ambition.
Speaker 6 (21:47):
It should have been more than a personal decision. End quote.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
So well they did step aside, and she did run,
and she did lose. Right, Yeah, I think.
Speaker 8 (21:59):
She's trying to say she's trying to say that, Yeah,
you know, Biden should have never been I should have
had more than one hundred and seven days is what
I took from.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Me.
Speaker 11 (22:09):
Just summarize it for your there you go.
Speaker 6 (22:16):
Particularly, so that's coming out that you can read.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Oh, I'll wait for the movie.
Speaker 6 (22:26):
H w W E legend.
Speaker 8 (22:28):
Hulk Hogan left nearly five million dollars in assets after
his death, according to court documents, and his son Nick
Hogan was named the sole beneficiary and co person and
co personal representative of the estate, so that.
Speaker 6 (22:45):
His daughter was notably excluded.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
A change kind of for a while prior to his death.
I don't know, but she's been coming forward a lot
defending his name. No, maybe we see.
Speaker 6 (22:58):
One okay, all right, Prince Harry. Yes, the Royal family
tensions are easy.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
Yes.
Speaker 8 (23:08):
Last week King Charles traveled from Scotland to London for
tea with his a strange son, Prince Harry. According to
the BBC, uh huh, the reading was brief, only fifty minutes.
But that's twenty minutes more than his previous visit, so
it's moving up. So this happened shortly after King Charles
revealed his cancer diagnosis. Prince Harry flew from la to London.
(23:31):
He was back on the plane after an abrupt half
hour meeting. So I guess it's strides or maybe.
Speaker 6 (23:38):
You know, maybe the treatments are going so well. Eh,
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (23:42):
It could be the book, could be the way they
like bashed the family on the Netflix special had the.
Speaker 6 (23:47):
Interview with.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
That's the one that's okay, Yeah, the Duke and Duchess
am Yeah, yeah, because the Royals have never been screwed
up before.
Speaker 8 (24:09):
So former heavyweight boxing champion Mike Tyson had a little
running with mister Beast.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
Wasn't supposed to be bad.
Speaker 8 (24:16):
But the duo appeared in a pre fight Entertainment as
Netflix stream the boxing match between Terence Crawford and Canelo Alvarez. Okay, so,
mister Beast, you've seen him, he's the videos.
Speaker 6 (24:27):
He's a gazillionaire. I don't know how much he has.
Speaker 7 (24:31):
Well.
Speaker 8 (24:31):
He he was standing there with Mike Tyson, and he
and mister Beasts teased that the fight was about an
hour away from starting. He then told fifty nine year
old Mike Tyson to throw the punch whenever you're ready.
Second later, mister Beast fell to one knee, gasped for breath,
and his eyes bugged out of his head because Tyson
(24:52):
gave him a gut shot.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
If I did that run back, it wouldn't be no problem.
Speaker 6 (24:59):
No, probably do not TV. You did that, mister Beast?
Speaker 8 (25:06):
You did that?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Did Mickey Mouse grabbed a microphone?
Speaker 6 (25:09):
Apparently that's not Mickey Mouse. This is mister Bruce too.
Whatever What's gonna do more for you?
Speaker 8 (25:24):
And David Letterman's Late Night NBC episodes, more than eighteen
hundred of them from nineteen eighty two to nineteen ninety three,
are now part of a Samsung TV Plus's Letterman TV
Channel CBS late show content to offer over thirty three
years and six thousand plus episodes and one free ad
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Speaker 1 (25:45):
Early was tough to be.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
He was on in the morning. Remember when he was
on in the morning. We're going to.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
School, I remember that. Gonna work there to thank you
very much for that report. Alright, let's get us a winner.
Let's play wordy word. Alright, here will God one eight
(26:14):
hundred big show. We'll get a couple of contestants team
up and play next. Good here's the morning it's to
(26:47):
make show on the radio. Our feature track went to
make show Ben Boston a bron call Mom and Webster.
We'll holler out in America about thirty minutes.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
And right now, and everybody's head about the beddy word,
a wordy word.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Let's meet their contestants. We got Tony from Sandy Ridge,
North Carolina. Morning Tony, Good morning, morning, Monny, welcome. And
we got Rebecca from Smith Station, Alabama. Goo morning, Rebecca, Rebecca.
Speaker 8 (27:24):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Get yeah there you are, work everybody. So we're gonna
do the boys against the girls, all right, John Boy,
Tony Tater, and Rebecca. All right, we got random words today, y'all,
So there'snna be any words at all. So Rebecca, you relax,
(27:45):
Me and Tony give y'all something to shoot at all. Right, Tony,
are you ready? Let's go? All right? Well wait a minute,
are you on speakerphone, Tony? No, sir? Okay, all right, good, okay,
here we go. Start the clock now. Talking about shooting.
That's what you do when you go on one of
these in Africa. An African? No, it's one word African?
Speaker 8 (28:10):
What?
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Yes? Uh huh? Hawaiian? Blank? You drink this? How about
a nice Hawaiian? Yes? Uh huh. The opposite of large
is yes, I double dog blank you? Yes? Okay? You
carved this to make a jacket lantern? Hell yeah, it
(28:38):
was a punkin but it was a little late Tony,
but that's afore on the board.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
I love how we all now just stop and look
at jacket. You could drive. You could drive a buick
through that. I would never do that.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Rebecca, are you ready for your round? One?
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Right?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Okay and go all right?
Speaker 6 (29:02):
You sweep and mop the what? Yep? You a mini? Blank?
Mom's drive a mini?
Speaker 8 (29:10):
You? Uh?
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (29:12):
This this will make noise when you're hungry. This body part, oh,
it's rumbling.
Speaker 9 (29:16):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (29:17):
You drink through this?
Speaker 8 (29:18):
You sip through a you you do you used to
do this to your shoes with polish?
Speaker 6 (29:24):
You would do what to? And uh horses eat this
right up?
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (29:29):
And you a cracker blank? It's a restaurant.
Speaker 8 (29:33):
Man.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Wow, man, Well look at the all girls putting a
seven on the board right there.
Speaker 6 (29:40):
She said she was ready.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Sure was all right, seven to four after round one.
All right, Tony, we need some poets right here, buddy,
all right, see what we can do all right, starting
the clock. Now, you drink this hot in the morning.
Uh huh? You uh a blank a covered blank to
go out west? Or a station? Blank? You drive it?
(30:03):
Mom's a station? Yeah, uh huh? All right, make me
a ham and cheese?
Speaker 11 (30:07):
What?
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Yeah? Okay, this is another name for peepe, the official
name pe. I need a blank sample? Yeah, uh huh.
The opposite of old is yo. No, yo, you don't
jaggy close enough. I's so good workout, baby, there you go,
(30:32):
there you go, lowd. Just a little bit of this
phone down and that we got you got baby, I file. Okay,
here we go. That was a what a five on
that four? A nine score for Tony, So it should
be no problem for y'all girls. Rebecca two, we'll tie three,
will win? Are you ready?
Speaker 11 (30:52):
All right?
Speaker 1 (30:52):
We go and go.
Speaker 8 (30:55):
You can pick blank that you want. You have a
bunch of things to choose from. Choose blank. I don't
know this blank up when you're playing poker.
Speaker 6 (31:09):
I don't know. This is like you know you can Yeah,
she said what?
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (31:15):
Didn't Okay? You can have.
Speaker 8 (31:16):
Any word you can blank or later blank or later.
Speaker 6 (31:24):
It's a candy.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
She's mad at me, Tony, you wear no.
Speaker 8 (31:41):
Room.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Her froze up on any any was that word you said.
Speaker 6 (31:50):
Poker man to get her say any anything like that?
I don't know her say any.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
All right, well, baccap, we'll give you another out at
it down the road. Because you are a player, I
know sometimes you freeze up like this happened to me
many times.
Speaker 9 (32:06):
How what happens?
Speaker 6 (32:08):
All right, we'll go with.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
That, Tony. Look at you and Sandy Ridge. Huh. We'll
come back for the victory. Be showing this on classics
for years. Oh yeah, go ahead, Barnie. Okay, I thought
I told you shouting now hang on, I'm giving you
all the jacket short, my baby, good morning, I got
the big show on the radio. Bib request for John
(32:31):
Boy Kathleen Buzzma Austin of the Pensacola, Florida. Yes, that's Kathleen,
She says, I'd like to request the EMU story. It's hilarious.
That's what we're here for, Kathleen. We got it coming
up next. Good morning, Big Show's on the radio. Yeah,
(33:13):
we have our big request time battle around here Monday
through Friday. Himself on the John Boy mill of Facebook page.
I'm heard Fordlight here. He's perfect working out for Kathleen
Austin out a pencil colon, Florida. Remember this story on
the Big Show. Well, a six foot tall, one hundred
and fifty pounds Emu. EMU. Is that that comedian with
(33:34):
a bowl haircut? No, that's Emo, He's not one hundred
and fifty pounds. Well anyway, one hundred and fifty pounds.
EMU fed hell over heels in love. He fed hell
over heels. Wow, it's more serious than we thought. He
fell head over heels in love with the Alabama man
(33:56):
and stalked him for days. He was turned loose Thursday
on a farm populated by her own species.
Speaker 10 (34:03):
EMU got a little problem.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Ed Roberts, director of the mobile Alabama Animal Rescue Foundations
said it was mating season and she took a fine
liking to him.
Speaker 6 (34:13):
He had to water off the boat piddle. She was
absolutely intent.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
This was her bike, he kept saying.
Speaker 8 (34:20):
Lay.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
The giant bird showed up at the home of Ed
and Anne Stuarti last month, drinking from a bird bath
and eating berries in their yard, fedet dog food. Hey,
that's how we met John Boy. Last week, the emu
began following Ed around. Then it became aggressive, chasing their
(34:52):
cast from here. Ed tried to frighten a bird away
by shooting his gun into the air. The you just
stood there looking at him forlornly. I know how lone
you are.
Speaker 10 (35:06):
Cried because of how lone You're never going to be
alone again.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
By Monday, the emu was making noises deep in its throat.
I'm so drunk it was a mating call, and Ed
failed to recognize as the bird approached him. I kind
of would have moved on. So Ed is shorter than
(35:38):
the bird, so he had to hold it all with
a boat paddle. Ah. So Monday and Tuesday night, the
Stuartes coward inside their home and STUARTI called the sheriff
to beg for help, but was told deputies didn't have
the equipment to catch the EMU. Oh man, so we're
(36:06):
counting the house emu candy gram oh man. Anyway, the
rescue team came and they finally persuaded the bird to
get into a horse trailer so it could be taken
to a farm. So to get over her broken heart?
(36:27):
How would you like to be, ed? Oh boy, going
to work tonight over bar.
Speaker 6 (36:38):
I was going there, doctor, don't get a couple of coffee?
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Oh man? Yeah? And what are the chances that they're
listening to the Big Show right now?
Speaker 9 (36:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (36:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Alright? Well, uh, ed, if if you ever want to
talk to somebody about we're here for you.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
And here's here's a good quote from the director of
the Animal Rescue Foundation, she says, and I quote.
Speaker 10 (37:01):
Hopefully she'll meet another feller and forget all about mister
Stu already.
Speaker 6 (37:05):
After all, he is a married man.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Good morning, man, it's a big show on the radio.
What I brown call our feature track for the Big Show?
Bed box key words, let's eat. I have this few
minutes with Marvin Webster. Yoh, what's up? How y'all doing? Amen?
Speaker 10 (37:50):
Everybody in America arguing about something lately. You know what
I mean, White folks and black folks, right wing, left wings,
smokers and non smokers. I just like to say, I
think there's one thing that we can all get behind.
America loves to eat. You know, Chinese people might be
better at math and ending people taking over the telephone
(38:11):
helpline business. Mexico got all the bricklaying and drywall and
sold up. But when it comes to eating, America is
still number one. It's the fattest country in the history
of the world and getting bigger all the time. Don't
believe me, guy shopping clothed twice as big as they
used to be. When I was coming up, a large
(38:31):
was bigger than the fit just about everybody. You couldn't
even find no extra large. Now look at they got XL,
two XL, even got three EXL triple extra large. Used
to be the only thing you could buy with three
x's on. It was a porno movie. Now there's clothes
label got more exes on it than the super Bowl logo.
(38:52):
I seen the story in the paper the other day
talking about what they call the obesity epidemic. A lot
of it talking about all these fat kids we got
running around nowadays, and I mean we got some.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Young fat kids too.
Speaker 10 (39:03):
People that run Headstart up in New York, they say
they got sixteen thousand kids signed up and forty percent
of them are overweight. Forty percent almost half. Sound like
these kids already got a headstart on a twelve piece chicken.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Mcn go and check this out.
Speaker 10 (39:22):
People that make car baby seats coming out with all
these oversized models because a quarter of a million babies
won't fit in a regular sized baby seat.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
What's up with that two year old baby got an
ass so big it don't sit in a baby seat?
Passage is ignorant.
Speaker 10 (39:40):
Got one company makes a car seat they call the
Husky Oi. It's big, bottom of the seat four inches
wider than the regular model and can hold a kid
that weighs up to check this out, weighs up to
eighty pounds. Eighty pounds. Can I just say dang? I
ain't exactly know Nicole Richie myself, but I'm forty four
(40:04):
year old too. I ain't weigh eighty pounds, so I
was in the fourth grade. I'll baby got time eat
enough to be That fat kid must have gone from
a binkie straight to sucking on a mac reel. And
if the kid that big hold, you know Mama won't
even big old Shirley Hemphire looking system sitting there on
Monteil with this big old hump kid talking about well,
(40:24):
I got to feed him, don't I? If Monteil go yeah,
but you know you need to give him time to
go to sleep too. Matthew got some size problems. We
big on super size and biggest size. The one we
ain't too hot on is exercise. It ain't no one
everybody running around nowadays saying don't spank your kid to
(40:44):
your old kid. Weigh eighty pounds, he big enough to
whop daddy's But y'all think you about it.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
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