October 16, 2025 • 45 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it’s Noah Webster’s birthday, so we’ll look at some of the words he left out of the dictionary - with our Redneck Language Labs.. - the Holidays will be here before you know it and Randy Riddle from Operation Christmas Child reminds us to get those boxes packed!.. - Ike Turner responds to a letter from a listener who is searching for a Nubian Princesses.. - Doug Rice is counting down the races left in the 2025 NASCAR Championship - and tells us the drivers to watch this weekend at Talladega.. - and we’ll save the last slot for Mr. Rhubarb…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
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right now. It's time her own track with Doug Rice,
(00:24):
and here is our man, mister Rice.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Good morning, Doug, Good morning Johnny. Good to be on
with you.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Good to have you there, buddy. While I was talking
last week, Boy Road Course marvel Sveg had his fifth
win ty Denny Hamlin for the most of this season,
and then it didn't like is he went out in
Vegas and got him number six.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yeah. I did a big move set up by a
late race crash that took out William Byron when he
ran into Ty Dillon who was trying to come on
Pitt Road and Byron hit him without ever touch in
the breaks. It was a nasty looking crash. Just glad
nobody was hurt, but that ruined Byron's day, and then
it set up a restart where Denny's crew got him
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off Pitt Road in great shape and he drove on
and got the win, win number six this year, as
you pointed out him only ago, and more importantly, with
that win out in Las Vegas, he's locked into the
final four in Phoenix, which is monstrous. It means they've
got two weeks to prepare for that race. Then he
does not care what happens in Talladega this weekend or
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the next weekend at Martinsville. I mean, maybe that's a
little bit of an overstatement, but he didn't have to
do anything. He is already one of the four drivers
that'll run for the title in teams.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Well, and talk him about Denny, he's got to be
you agree, he's he's a first ballot Hall of Famer.
Oh yeah, multiple Daytona, five hundred victories and all that
he's done. But as we know, he has not won
that championship, and here he is set up for that.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Well, he's tied tenth overall for wins. He has sixty wins.
He's tied with Kevin Harvick. Now you know we'd love
to break that tie and he wants that championship. He's
forty four, so how many more years does he legitimately
have to have a shot at winning the title. Probably
not that many, but he's got a good shot this year.
(02:17):
And this is this win at that race is just
huge because everybody else has got to be worried about
Talladega and then get ready for Martinsville to try to
get there. He doesn't have to. He's he's already. He's
got the field of half a lap down.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
That's it. That's it, ma'am. Look at that so Talladega,
and of course you know we call it a wild card.
Ain't no telling what's gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Well, I mean it is, there's no telling. I just
feel like it will be one of the seven remaining
drivers though running for the title. I was working in
the PA booth at Vegas and watching the scoring monitor,
and at no time during that race, I felt like,
until a couple of people crashed out, the top ten
not have at least six or seven of the championship contenders.
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At this time of the year, they just bubble to
the surface and other drivers cut them a little bit
of slack. They're not trying to hold them up because
they know they're racing for a championship. So I feel
like it'll be one of those seven other drivers that
are trying to run for the title in Talladega. But
things can get crazy down there, and people like Ross
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jest Han and Bubble Wallace and all those folks still
want to win a race.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Two that's it man, So it will be Sunday, two
pm Eastern at Talladega's so oh, Denny has got it
licked heading into the final four and two others.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Kyle Larson's in pretty good shape. He's plus thirty five
above the cut line, so I like that if Larson
just has decent runs at Talladega and Martinsville, he can
make it in. The guy that's in trouble who crashed
out early finished last in Vegas is Ryan Blaney. He
is minus thirty one to the cut line. That's not good,
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and his teammate Joey Logano is minus twenty four. They're
not technically and must win category, but they're almost there.
They Brian Blaney probably needs to win one of these
two races if he wants to battle for a championship,
and if Joey Logano wants a fourth title. It wouldn't
hurt him to get up there and win a race.
(04:25):
The last couple of years we've gone to Phoenix and
the Penske cars have just been unbeatable, literally, and I
know the competition would love to get them out of
the mix and give somebody else a chance. So nobody's
crying any alligator tiers for Team Penske if they don't
win it, meaning the competition doesn't because they've owned the
title the last three years.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
That's it, man. And you know you're looking at the
bubbling to the top the best, you know, cream rises
to the top like that. You're looking at the last
six races, multiple winners. Denny Hamler, he was with five
before he got sick, Chris Christopher Bell four wins, Blamey
with four, Lord Trouble. But Chase Elliott is the lowest
with only two wins. But he's very popular.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
He is very popular. I wish we'd smile more. But
Chase Elliot's minus twenty three to the cut line. He
doesn't have to win. But at minus twenty three you're
gonna have to have a couple of really good finishes
to point your way in, but it all depends, you know,
who wins Talladega. If you get a non playoff winner,
then that really puts a premium on scoring points because
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that means nobody gets that guaranteed slot. Right Talladega, you
could have a non playoff winner. I don't think we will,
but you could at Martinsville would I would bet the
farm that whoever wins that race is one of the
folks trying to get a spot to race in Phoenix
for the title.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
All right, goodnal, Well, give me a couple of names
for Talladega. I know it's a tough to pick.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
It is really really tough to pick. I'm going to
give you a guy that crashed out at Las Vegas,
but as big he's won the last two Daytona five hundreds,
and that's William Byron. They've got they've got really fast cars.
I haven't picked him a lot this year. I think
he could be a big factor from the Chevrolet camps.
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I'm kind of looking for William Byron to do that.
And if Joey Logano wants to play in Phoenix, he
has to win. So those are two Joey's minus twenty
four to the cut line. So those are a couple
that I'll be looking at and think they've got a
good shot, and think about this. The guy that just won,
that's locked into the playoffs is also the driver whose
(06:35):
team is suing Nascal.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
I know.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
I can't get away from that. I can't get away
from the picture of him. If he actually won the
title getting the trophy from the organization that he is
in court with so.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Suing himself, yeah, he might.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
It could come full circle. I think that this the
way they're talking now, I feel like that nobody wants
this to go to court, So hopefully they can get
this settled and put behind them in the next couple
of weeks. I'd like to see that.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Oh, keep the eleven out of court. Put a little
bit on the twenty four and twenty two.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
All right, we got and guys, I saw your announcement
that retirement is imminent.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
I can tell you from recent experience it's not bad.
And I have stayed amazingly busy. My cohort Mark Garrell
retired from the pr in booth. This passed Sunday, and
best to all of you guys, And let me two things.
Thanks for entertaining people for all this time. I remember
when it just started out, when you were on one
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radio station, then you moved to Fox and you became syndicated,
and you've always been a positive force. I felt like
this show has kept a certain cleanliness about it that
other people felt like they didn't have to do, and
just pure entertainment and a lot of fun. So thank
thanks for all of that. And I cannot tell you
(08:07):
how many people to this day still say that they
hear me on the John Boy and Billy Big Show.
And I have been proud to be just a small
small part of this. So thanks a lot, but just
thanks for being there for so many people and generating
so many laughs.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
That's awesome, Doug, thank you very much for that. And
you have been a big part over the years and
we sure appreciate you.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Man.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
It has been.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
It has been unbelievable ride.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yeah, it has been. I was gonna say it's been
a pretty good ride.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
You squeezed, you squeezed everything out of it that you
could and uh yeah, yeah, yeah, you still got a
little more juice.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
You know, we're riding that last wave?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
What ed no? You know, our guys, A right, that's
what we're doing on the way we're going in. It's
getting there time. Okay, go to a boogie board. Okay,
off through the board a boogie board. I'm one of
those little skimboards that you ride the tide, so I
will just step off easy on shore. It's what I.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Ride, the skimboard. I'm laying on it.
Speaker 6 (09:11):
And I'm picturing more of that last run on a
ski slope, because that's the one you always break your leg.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Up's got that part right? All right? Well, good buddy,
you've been in inspiration retiring last year to us. Well,
thanks a bunch.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
I'm glad to lead you to the promised land.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Ye we'll catch up next week, Buddy said. When I
was in town the dagga love you mean.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
It, love you mean it?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
All right, follow doug On, I said, Rice Man sixty one.
All right, let's play Beat the Blonde one eight hundred,
big show, you told free Line. We'll get a contestant
play next. Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Got it do your Thursday, October.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Sixteenth, our feature track When the Big Show bid Box.
Mister Rubarb's News Nuggets March twenty eighteen.
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The key word.
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Twenty eighteen used the numbers when you hit the big
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Big Show dot com. Here and now let's meet the
blonde we dance.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Let's meet our contestant. They had a John from East Dublin, Georgia.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Good morning, John, Good morning, John boy.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
What's going on?
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Man?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
You are John? And we're gonna ask Tata some questions
and you agree or disagree with her answer to right.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
For too wrong and you win just like that?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
All right, all right, just's if you can read our
girl here, you read that take.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
I'm ready, I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Statistically speaking, what months are you most likely to be
in an automobile accident?
Speaker 4 (11:04):
It's weird that there's science for this, but October is
the month you are looking for, John.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Boy, this month right here that we're in, huh October?
Any reasoning behind that?
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Well, I mean if you if you read the statistics
like I did, you would know that change your weather
and you know it's hurricane season and rain and it's
just out there.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
There are twelve months to choose from here, John Tater
is zero down on October. Do you agree or disagree?
That's a month you're most likely to be in an
automobile accident? I'm going to disagree, and that.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Was the thing to do. Yes, July July is the month?
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Could you work any harder on talking about of it?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I was.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Trying to win.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
July you have. Do you know why that is? Job?
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Because it's summertime and people are hanging their hands out
the window. It's because of your.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Because of July, for the vacation traveling.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Of course it is. Of course, John, there's a bell
for you. John, let's get going more, all right, Marcy,
Where on your body would you normally find a loon law?
A loon law? Yes, on your body?
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Are you going to point to it and I'll tell John?
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Or it's real and it's you would find your that
on your fingernail?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
You find a luna law on your fingernail? Well, John,
do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yeah, a loon yoular Tate says on your fingernail.
Speaker 7 (13:02):
I'm gonna disagree.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Okay, Well that was that fingernails and toenails. By the way,
the loonula is Latin for little.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Moon moon, that little part there right by your.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yeah, I'm looking looking at him right now. You don't
take your shoes off, and I look at you don't
look at don't take your shoes off there, don't look
at my alright, there's a bell and a buzzer. We
got a full count heading into our final question.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
When like this right?
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Then?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Which came first? Ink or paper? Say that's interesting that.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Is which came first? Question? Ink or paper?
Speaker 4 (13:47):
That would be your ink? Your ink, John Boy?
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Your ink? Yes, all right, John, agree or disagree with ink?
I believe I'm gonna have to grieve with that one. Yeah, okay,
it ain't to before paper. Wow, ain't got nothing to
write on. I don't know that.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Yeah, yeah, ain't.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
I haven't been nearly upright on me, John Boy?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
All right, John, I haven't heard price back. Head down
to East Dumblin for a mangratulations.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Alright, thank you, thank you?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Why do when I got were trappa you news on
the other side, I remember in the Rainford for Thursday.
Speaker 6 (14:36):
Morning, good morning, good morning on the John Boyne Billy Show.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
Ready for kicking it off? Here with some leftover things
from Friday's letters to the editors section. Actually this is
not a letter, but the listener sent this in to
me and something that was in the Atlanta Journal Constitution
by a fellow named bo Emerson says Thomas Ellis fifty nine,
a former newspaper reporter and pr executive, says, the newsroom
of the nineteen sixties was a symphony of ringing phones,
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shouting copy editors, and underneath it all the machine gun
fire of thirty five upright, manual typewriters clacking away. Another
thing I noticed, too, used to be in those old
days and newspaper offices, just about everybody, every reporter had
a bottle of whiskey in his death drawer. Don't do
that much anymore. And by the way, around radio station
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we used to keep a little bottle whiskey there in
a death drawer. It goes on to say, the typewriter,
long rumor at the casualty of the information age, is
alive and well. It survives in the hearts of local
scribes and national prose such as Larry McMurty, who recently
gave the machine a good word. He was standing for
his admirers to accept an award for co writing the
Broke Back Mountain screenplay, and he reserved a special place
(16:16):
in his remarks for his manual typewriter. Surely one of
the noblest instruments of European genius and ladies and gentlemen.
Can you believe it? It's kept me for thirty years
out of the dry embrace of the computer. He uses
a Hermes three thousand. That's the European model. I use
an Underwood. I don't know what the number is on it,
but serves me well. And I have several others, Royals
(16:38):
and so on. One fellow said, hello is this young girl?
Fourteen years old? Typewriter enthusiast Sidney Huggins says, I like
the noise. People depend too much on electronics nowadays, said
the teenager. Any second, my computer, which I'm on right now,
could crash, and goes on to talk about poet Diana
Joya uses his typewriter. Well, his name is not Diana,
(17:02):
it's Dana uses his typewriter, pecking out poems and correspondence.
The poems he writes out first in longhand I've proven
the people that I can write a letter quicker on
a typewriter that they can on a computer. And I've
done that too many times, mister Gioia, he's chairman of
the National Endowment for the Arts. I also like the
physical feel of a typewriter, the durability of the typewriter
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might explain the deep connection some writers feel with their machines.
And you may remember Lewis Grizzard. He resisted the change
to computers. He insisted on filing hard copy throughout his career.
Anothers said, when people my age retire, I think it's
going to disappear. Now, what goes around comes around, and
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they'll probably probably come up and say, hey, this really
beats that old electronic thing. Anyway, I think so. Robert
d Rayferd, John boyn Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Good Morning, Big shows on the radio. Well, there's always
something exciting happening in beautiful dismal Seep in South Carolina,
and here to tell us all about it is the
mayor himself, the Honorable Merwin Coop Fiddle Swoop. Good morning,
mister Mayor, Good morning John Boy and all your wonderful listeners.
So what's the big happenings in your fair city? Surprisingly
(18:46):
right on, cue John Boy. Well everyone knows about the
great successes in the world, from technology to entertainment. There's
more big names than you can shake a stick at. Well,
what about the folks that gave it, the good old
college tribe? It fell short.
Speaker 7 (19:00):
I think it's time to give these valiant dreamers a
good old pad on the back. So this weekend, Dismal
Seepage hosts the very first flop Con flop Con. Do
you think people are gonna flock to see a bunch
of failures? That's the idea, John Boy. I mean, at
least these folks dared to give it a shot. What
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have you ever done?
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Well over four decades on the air and the toughest
business own the planet.
Speaker 7 (19:28):
As always, the weekend starts out with the big parade
down Main Street. The Hillary Clinton Kick to the Kerb
Girls Academy will bring their marching band. The fighting has
been the precision soda jugglers from the new Koch Institute
for Stupid Ideas will make the scene the impossible whopper.
All vegan cowboys will be riding fake cows, and of
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course the Shriners will be on hand driving little Edsels, tuckers,
pintos in hugos. Lucky parade attendees will get to see
them break down right in front of them at various
points on the route. Remember, don't be shy about giving
them a push. Well, you're off to a good star.
That's what she said, John Boy. Now, not every show
(20:11):
can be Seinfeld or Andy Griffith. The cast of some
of the greatest shows you've never heard of will be
on hand. Shows like street Walker, Texas Ranger, My Three
Sons of Anarchy, and Gomer Pyle LGBTQ. They'll all be
hosting meet and greets in the big Blockbuster Video memorial tent.
(20:34):
Actors from the Steven Sigal Dinner Theater will be performing
live with scripts from unsuccessful movies The Princess Bride of Frankenstein,
The Wolf of Walmart, Raging Bull Durham, and The Eternal
Sunshine of the Spotless colon Ah. Sounds like a hot tickets,
Bring your ove admits, John Boy, and bring your appetite.
(20:57):
We'll be serving heaping helpings of tuna salad, pop tar arts,
pine cone flavored crystal pepsi, pumpkin spice, wag u kebabs
and the mcdeltcb y the mcdltcb why is that like
a frozen yogurt sandwich with a big slab of almost
real beef. It's really something, well, has it taste? The
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festivities conclude with the big closing night party. Opening the
show is the world's oldest alternative lifestyle country star Willie
Nelson Riley, followed by Aerosmith and Wesson. Hanson will be
performing The Real Man. Hanson will be performing No, It's
Terry Hanson singing his big hit Gotcha, Gotcha, Gotcha. But
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our headliner is going to be and the Blowfish and
the whole Big Flop Con and the whole Big Flop
Con concert will be hosted by Jimmy Kimmel. It's gonna
be a great time. Well, it all sounds interesting, but
I have just one question away, John boy.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
I can't believe with a whole weekend dedicated to flops
that there's not a booth dedicated to your years and
public service.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
So come on down.
Speaker 7 (22:13):
To the Big, big, Big dismal Sea Pitch Flop Con
or the next failure might just be you.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Are you.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Good more than everybody?
Speaker 1 (22:24):
If my Big Show family, you ors, thank you for listening.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Listen news what a sports coming up? Hello?
Speaker 8 (22:33):
Listen Ricky beat shirt Bro. You pot lickers are listening
to a couple other pot liquors noted John Boyd Billy
on The Big Show. You know, I just a guest
star on the Playhouse and the official mascot from mister populist,
rest the pizza runt. That's just a tip of the iceberg.
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But this note from John Boy keep it short, sut
up up.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
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Right now we'll give it away. It's at the Big
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It's time for Taylor Taman News.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
And here's at girl, Marcy Taytor Moran, thank.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
You very much. Some sad news to report out of Hollywood.
Oscar winning actress Diane Keaton passed away over the weekend.
Passed away Saturday in California at the age of seventy nine.
That was confirmed by her family. She's best known for
her role in Annie Hall, for which she won the
Academy Awards. She also starred in the Godfather series, The
First Wives Club, Something's Got to Give, on and on.
(25:02):
She was in so many different things, it kind of
it kind of shook Hollywood. It was unexpected to all
of her friends out there, everyone from Jane Fonda to
Bet Middler, Goldie hawn Al Pacino, Woody Allen, all of
them have been posting on the socials wonderful tributes to
Diane Keaton adult sister, her family now, Dolly Parton is
(25:25):
not dying, and she cleared that up for us, because
did you don't know if you saw this running around socials,
her her sister posted on social media, pray for my sister,
you know, or pray for Dolly, Pray for her. And
usually when someone does that, it sparks alarm and it
led to the rumor wheel that Dolly had passed us.
Speaker 6 (25:44):
Dolly had canceled a few engagements and was basically out
of sight.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Well, she didn't mean to.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Scare everybody, she Freda. Her sister Freda updated her post
on Facebook explaining that she she didn't mean to scare
a fan or maker. Sister's conditions sound worse than it
was what her other sister, Stella was explaining that Dolly's
been receiving treatment for kidney stones. So Dolly went on
social media, made a video and She's like, I'm here,
look at me. You know, I just want to clear
(26:15):
this up basically, and she was like, quote, I wanted
you to know that I'm not dying. The AI picture
of Reba McIntyre and me, woo lordie. I mean they
had Riba at my deathbed and we both looked like
we need to be buried. So yeah, So then Riba
got on her social she was like, I know, Dolly,
I coodn't people I haven't seen you.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
I love you.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
But that was so fake. So people have even gone
on you know, death hookes things as is been around
for a long time.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
But now this is a new thing. We're gonna have
to deal with AI because they're doing the pictures where
you actually think it's really dim and who does that posting?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Somebody trying to make money.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
They're trying to draw attention to.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Their sites, get paid for their stories something like that,
you know. And even then you're watching the video of
Dolly and she's like, it's me and I'm sitting there
going is it?
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Is it? You know?
Speaker 4 (27:06):
But yeah, so Dolly's like, Dolly is fine, y'all. She goes,
I'm here, I'm working and I'm not ready. I got
work to do.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
So I just loved Dolly.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
So Taylor Swift was at the Kansas City or Kansas
City Chiefs game shop. Did you say there? I think
the memo has been sent out just quick brief little uh.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Isn't the Swift know that she's there to keep watching?
Speaker 4 (27:28):
Yeah, yeah, keep waiting it maybe third quarter, who knows,
but they're gonna flash it up there. And she's also
stepped way back in the back now too, like it's
harder to reflections in the way. So she was there
at the game and then she got up early to
be on Good Morning America on Monday made a big
announcement that she had teased on her socials and her
(27:48):
announcement is is that the sixth episode, The End of
An Era, will start streaming on December twelfth on Disney Plus,
and that is the day before her birthday.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Is that like more concert footage?
Speaker 4 (28:00):
It is of her journey on the Era's Tour, which
was like a three hour concert, so they had apparently
documented that, and that's gonna be on Disney Plus. There
will also be another concert film which will also hit
Disney Plus on the twelfth of December, titled Taylor Swift
The Era's Tour, The Final Show, and it was filmed
at her tour finale last December in Vancouver's that's very specific.
(28:23):
It's not piece piece together. Okay, that's.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Lost me on the whole day. Yeah, I'm really not
gonna watch. I'm a lot of Swift.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
I mean, you know, you have a sister surprise you.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
I would like to say, you know, maybe I was
a little harsh on Taylor Swift because ever this guy
talking about he has like a twelve thirteen year old
daughter that would never watch football, but come down there
when Taylor Swift is there was said on the couch
and watch football.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
With a T shirt that says, I cheer for Taylor
Swift's boyfriends.
Speaker 8 (28:55):
Yes, there's a lot of it.
Speaker 4 (29:01):
Now Katie Perry, I don't know. You know who Katie
Perry is, Okay, And she worked on American Idol for
a while. Was married to Orlando Bloom and they broke up.
Over the weekend, she was spotted on a yacht with
Justin Trudeau.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Trudeau, the former prime minister from Canada.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
That is right, TMZ got ahold of the pictures and
I don't think so that's sure.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
I think well so anyw, I'm sorry, Back to the
pictures are they?
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Oh, she's in a bikini. She's in a bikini, and
he's a lot of PDA display of affection. He was
in jeans and shirtless. And I mean it must have
been a lens. I mean that could catch that because
they had no clue they were being there, being watched.
And yeah, they were smooching on her boat in southern California.
(29:53):
She's wearing that sleek black one piece bathing suit which
was hidden in areas, so I thought it was a
two piece and he like I sai, I just had
a pair of jeans on. So that apparently now as
there were rumors about their relationship, and there's no denying
it now. Thank you, you creepy paparazzi. I don't know
(30:13):
if you well, you had to. If you watch the game,
you see that the dust up with the Brian branch
with the Chiefs apparently. I know the guys will get
to it later. But it was because he he said
there was an illegal uh an illegal tackle or something
like that, he was blocked in the back. Well, it
(30:35):
wasn't all about that one, you know. They were like, okay, yeah,
you don't have to shake uh Patrick's hand, right, But
it was when he went up to what's that guy's
named Juju? Yes, all right, when he went to Juju,
he he pushed him because Juju had done blocked him
illegally in the back. Okay, he was frustrated, was frustrated,
(30:56):
and he issued a big apology postgame and just said,
you know he he was set off by that and
his actions were childish. Yeah, yeah, cause the big old
brew Haha. That was exciting. I was like, what are
we watching hockey?
Speaker 1 (31:11):
This is great games.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
And you'll hear more about that.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
No, all right, babe, thank you very much.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
Oh yeah, you're welcome. I'm sorry, I don't have any
pictures of Katie Perry. I'll get those for you. I
saw the look.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Just peaking around the corners there.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
All right, well, let's get us a winner that's like
worthy worker.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Come on, let's do it right now. Why ain't a
big show? You told free line across America. I click
on that on air contest.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Button works though. We'll get a couple of contestants and
play next.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. Running
to you Thursday. Our future track from the Big Show
bit box. Mister Rubarm's news nuggets from March twenty eighteen.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Very funny month for nuggets. Remember it it was back
in twenty eighteen.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
That's a keyword, twenty eighteen.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Yes, you're right down at the Bigshow dot com.
Speaker 8 (32:26):
All right, let's blame I had everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Okay, the word anywhere, out a word, any word. Lets
meet the contestants. We got Paul from Johnson City, Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Good morning, Paul, Good morning, how you doing awesomebody welcome? Hey.
We got Jeremy. Jemmy's from Rogersville, Tennessee. Good morning, Jeremy,
good morning, good morning. I ride a couple volunteer boys
this morning for my favorite stage. Jeremy, you got Tater
on your side, as with a John boyn Billy. All right,
(33:02):
so let's say here random words. We got boys, any
word at all. We're trying to get you all to say. Jeremy,
you relax, Me and Paul will go for the first
thirty seconds. All right, Paul, are you ready? I'm ready,
I was born ready. See what we can do.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Then start the clock. Now, who presides over the courtroom?
Speaker 4 (33:25):
The drug?
Speaker 5 (33:26):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (33:26):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (33:26):
A chicken lays and.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
This will sting you in the ocean, they say, pee
on it? Yes, okay, what is your phone?
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Blank?
Speaker 1 (33:37):
I'll call you your phone?
Speaker 2 (33:40):
No, your phone?
Speaker 3 (33:41):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Uh huh, okay, mash this pedal next to the gas
to stop, yes, uh huh, the.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Whole wide what.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
World?
Speaker 7 (33:52):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
All right, good work.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Paul got us playing. I put a six on that board.
So Tater and Jeremy, let's see what you all can
do for round one. Ready, Jeremy, Yes, and go.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
Predator and blank? No, no, no, like I'm sorry if
you're not. If you're not the predator, you are the
what the price? Yes? You go here to learn grade blank.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
This is if you if you're slumping over, they say, oh,
he has.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Bad what.
Speaker 9 (34:25):
Posture?
Speaker 5 (34:26):
Huh?
Speaker 4 (34:27):
This is where cow's grays out in the.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Pasture.
Speaker 4 (34:31):
Uh huh. I'm gonna throw a birthday blank. We'll have
fun ring the.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
All right, doesn't what was that? Did he get bail
on the buzzer? And he did get it? All right? Well,
y'all put a six on the board as well. It's
six to six Jeremy game. Okay, Paul, are you ready, buddy,
Let's do another thirty.
Speaker 9 (34:57):
Let's go, man, we got this.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Okay, all right, start the clock. Now they live in
mounds fire blanks.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
They'll bite you.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
You want to win this, so you get a blank package.
You win, you get the.
Speaker 8 (35:14):
The what the no?
Speaker 2 (35:16):
It is like you you win it. It's a what
whin the yes? Yes? Uh huh. Step on this to
see how much you weigh get on the yes uh huh.
When you talk about other people, you are guilty of
what talk about you spread rumors? Yes, PA's a player.
(35:36):
That's the way to go. And put a four on
the six. So a ten score for Paul. Let's just
so Jeremy and Taylor. Have a couple of tough as
like we did. All right, Jeremy, y'all need four to
tie five to win. Ready go, This is the sport
team played right now in the fall.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
No, uh yes, a mason will lay these uh yep,
this is you sleep in the middle of the day.
You took a little what power? Truth or blank? It's
a game truth or no. It's a game true truth
with you have an open blank, it's a flesh blank.
(36:19):
It means you're cut or.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
You yeah, one far away. That's why I'm praying on Paul.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
You get the ease us to score a buddy. That's
all right, Paul, give you another chance down down the road, buddy,
because you a player, I can tell man dog all right, buddy,
we appreciate you. Jammy.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Ain't taking nothing away from you.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
You are players. Well you got the big old prize
pack to prove it, buddy. Gratulations, thanks sir. Yeah, that's
the that's the way to do it. You don't brag,
you just thank you. Moving Jackie, Good morning, got the
big Showler Radio Bavy Grass for John Boy Kevin Owen,
a ka old possum from Greenville, South Carolina. Old Possum says,
(37:06):
how about the song y'all did for Tiger Woods title,
She's got Tiger by the Tail?
Speaker 4 (37:11):
Found it?
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Okay, goot workday?
Speaker 4 (37:13):
You got it?
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Kevin?
Speaker 1 (37:14):
I mean Old Possum is coming up next.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Good more than big shows on the radio and something
you would like to hear about this time Monday through
Friday after word the word it is up on the
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of the year. Do y'all keep up with us now
on the Facebook page the Big Show dot com. You
got yourself, ma'am on want you to be like to
Taylor Swive got the Swifties, want you to be a bigey.
(38:03):
I'm sorry, it's gonna cut you off now, Kevin, Kevin
Old Possum. Owen's from Greenville, South Carolina. Guess his request.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
She's God old Tiger by the Tail.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
It's playing the seat.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Ever since he crashed.
Speaker 4 (38:27):
That s u V.
Speaker 10 (38:30):
There happy ever afters litoing frail looks like she's got
Tiger by the tail. Well, not long ago, Old Tiger
Woods was king of the world till the Queen found
out about his party girls. And now she's taken over
(38:52):
a no if sands a butts. It looks like she's
got Tiger by the nuts.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
He's God, Oh.
Speaker 10 (39:01):
Tiger by the nuts. Its plain seat. She's hipped to
all his infidelity. There will be no buck grabbing boobs
or painting bucks. Looks like she's got Tiger by the nuts.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Tiger Woods News.
Speaker 11 (39:21):
Eight more women came forward today claiming they had affairs
with the golf Letchen and Fuzzy. Zeller says Tiger gave
him what he described as a really weird look during
the Masters in April and asked, so, why do they
call you fuzzy.
Speaker 10 (39:34):
The octomom says Tiger is the real father of her kids.
Speaker 9 (39:37):
That story coming up news.
Speaker 10 (39:39):
Well, she said, to save their marriage, Tiger had to
give up golf and staying home and put his foumly first.
His party days are over. No more hot baby dolls.
Looks like she's got Tiger by the balls. She's God
(40:00):
old Tiger by the balls.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
It's said the same.
Speaker 10 (40:05):
Disaster time as get the PG. He's sitting home while
healing screens his calls. Yeah, it looks like she's got
Tiger by the balls.
Speaker 12 (40:50):
Come on now, now, word, look at that man box
at the makeshow dot com.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
You like a pit old badge of nuggets. Keyword the
numbers twenty eighteen? Yo, what's up how y'all doing? Hey Man?
Speaker 9 (41:11):
Halloween time, which means this is the time when every
channel on TV starts running some kind of scary all
day marathon.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Ooh, it's so scary.
Speaker 9 (41:20):
TB has to do the complete Nightmare on Elm Street.
IFC channel does all the alien movies back to back,
FX does the Paranormal Activity series. Headline News runs eight
straight hours of Nancy Great. Everybody pulls out the very
scariest stuff they got, And let's face it, we do
(41:40):
need different stuff to pick from because everybody likes scary stuff.
But we like different scary stuff for different reasons depending
on who we are. For example, white people like a
scary movie where they can experience something it's kind of scary,
but they ain't never gonna run into it in real life,
you know. But Black people we don't know how that feels,
(42:03):
because we know one trip to the wrong cracker barrel
could turn our lives scary at the drop of us hackets. Now,
black people do like scary movies, of course. Everybody knows
that we're always hollered, don't open that door, girl. But
you know why we like them because ninety nine percent
of the people that die in a scary movie are
white people, and here is why they die. Only white
(42:27):
people say stuff like, hey, man, let's go spend the
night at that summer camp where hockey masks. Dude killed
eighty seven people last year. Or oh, look a five
hundred year old book of spells. Let's light some candles
and read them out loud, or hey, you know what
(42:48):
we ought to do? Split up into easily picked off
groups of two of the five. Ain't nobody from my
neighborhood ever said no ignorant jazz like that?
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Hey remember that movie The Ring?
Speaker 9 (43:00):
You watch the video seven days later you die, right, See,
this is the kind of thing that only kills white people,
because when black people hear that scenario, we go, well,
I ain't trying no video.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
That's for damn show.
Speaker 9 (43:14):
If The Ring had a few more black people in it,
the whole movie would have been about ten minutes long.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
How about this one?
Speaker 9 (43:22):
His one? The white girl I'm dating just won two
free tickets to merrow Fest. Now, for white people, that's
not really all that's scary. For black people. That is
like Final Destination one through five all rolled into one.
Because I do like a scary movie now. And then
a couple of years ago I came up with what
(43:44):
I thought was the ultimate scary movie idea.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
And here it is.
Speaker 9 (43:49):
The President of the United States invites the only black
dude he knows to come have lunch at the White House.
And if you're thinking, well, that don't sound scary, I'd
go wait, it's live on TV and the black dude
is Kanye. Everybody'd be going, damn, so that's missed up.
(44:12):
That'll scare the hell out of black people and white people.
Black that out. We're gonna start shooting next week. Of course,
the problem is then it actually happened in real life,
and you know, people didn't find it nearly scary as
they probably should have. Reckon, I'm gonna have to go
back to pitching mixed race couple at merrow fit.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Y'all think about it. I'm moving mess.
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and here is our man, mister Rice.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Good morning, Doug, Good morning Johnny. Good to be on
with you.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Good to have you there, buddy. While I was talking
last week, Boy Road Course marvel Sveg had his fifth
win ty Denny Hamlin for the most of this season,
and then it didn't like is he went out in
Vegas and got him number six.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yeah. I did a big move set up by a
late race crash that took out William Byron when he
ran into Ty Dillon who was trying to come on
Pitt Road and Byron hit him without ever touch in
the breaks. It was a nasty looking crash. Just glad
nobody was hurt, but that ruined Byron's day, and then
it set up a restart where Denny's crew got him
(01:09):
off Pitt Road in great shape and he drove on
and got the win, win number six this year, as
you pointed out him only ago, and more importantly, with
that win out in Las Vegas, he's locked into the
final four in Phoenix, which is monstrous. It means they've
got two weeks to prepare for that race. Then he
does not care what happens in Talladega this weekend or
(01:32):
the next weekend at Martinsville. I mean, maybe that's a
little bit of an overstatement, but he didn't have to
do anything. He is already one of the four drivers
that'll run for the title in teams.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Well, and talk him about Denny, he's got to be
you agree, he's he's a first ballot Hall of Famer.
Oh yeah, multiple Daytona, five hundred victories and all that
he's done. But as we know, he has not won
that championship, and here he is set up for that.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Well, he's tied tenth overall for wins. He has sixty wins.
He's tied with Kevin Harvick. Now you know we'd love
to break that tie and he wants that championship. He's
forty four, so how many more years does he legitimately
have to have a shot at winning the title. Probably
not that many, but he's got a good shot this year.
(02:17):
And this is this win at that race is just
huge because everybody else has got to be worried about
Talladega and then get ready for Martinsville to try to
get there. He doesn't have to. He's he's already. He's
got the field of half a lap down.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
That's it. That's it, ma'am. Look at that so Talladega,
and of course you know we call it a wild card.
Ain't no telling what's gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Well, I mean it is, there's no telling. I just
feel like it will be one of the seven remaining
drivers though running for the title. I was working in
the PA booth at Vegas and watching the scoring monitor,
and at no time during that race, I felt like,
until a couple of people crashed out, the top ten
not have at least six or seven of the championship contenders.
(03:05):
At this time of the year, they just bubble to
the surface and other drivers cut them a little bit
of slack. They're not trying to hold them up because
they know they're racing for a championship. So I feel
like it'll be one of those seven other drivers that
are trying to run for the title in Talladega. But
things can get crazy down there, and people like Ross
(03:26):
jest Han and Bubble Wallace and all those folks still
want to win a race.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Two that's it man, So it will be Sunday, two
pm Eastern at Talladega's so oh, Denny has got it
licked heading into the final four and two others.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Kyle Larson's in pretty good shape. He's plus thirty five
above the cut line, so I like that if Larson
just has decent runs at Talladega and Martinsville, he can
make it in. The guy that's in trouble who crashed
out early finished last in Vegas is Ryan Blaney. He
is minus thirty one to the cut line. That's not good,
(04:03):
and his teammate Joey Logano is minus twenty four. They're
not technically and must win category, but they're almost there.
They Brian Blaney probably needs to win one of these
two races if he wants to battle for a championship,
and if Joey Logano wants a fourth title. It wouldn't
hurt him to get up there and win a race.
(04:25):
The last couple of years we've gone to Phoenix and
the Penske cars have just been unbeatable, literally, and I
know the competition would love to get them out of
the mix and give somebody else a chance. So nobody's
crying any alligator tiers for Team Penske if they don't
win it, meaning the competition doesn't because they've owned the
title the last three years.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
That's it, man. And you know you're looking at the
bubbling to the top the best, you know, cream rises
to the top like that. You're looking at the last
six races, multiple winners. Denny Hamler, he was with five
before he got sick, Chris Christopher Bell four wins, Blamey
with four, Lord Trouble. But Chase Elliott is the lowest
with only two wins. But he's very popular.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
He is very popular. I wish we'd smile more. But
Chase Elliot's minus twenty three to the cut line. He
doesn't have to win. But at minus twenty three you're
gonna have to have a couple of really good finishes
to point your way in, but it all depends, you know,
who wins Talladega. If you get a non playoff winner,
then that really puts a premium on scoring points because
(05:31):
that means nobody gets that guaranteed slot. Right Talladega, you
could have a non playoff winner. I don't think we will,
but you could at Martinsville would I would bet the
farm that whoever wins that race is one of the
folks trying to get a spot to race in Phoenix
for the title.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
All right, goodnal, Well, give me a couple of names
for Talladega. I know it's a tough to pick.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
It is really really tough to pick. I'm going to
give you a guy that crashed out at Las Vegas,
but as big he's won the last two Daytona five hundreds,
and that's William Byron. They've got they've got really fast cars.
I haven't picked him a lot this year. I think
he could be a big factor from the Chevrolet camps.
(06:13):
I'm kind of looking for William Byron to do that.
And if Joey Logano wants to play in Phoenix, he
has to win. So those are two Joey's minus twenty
four to the cut line. So those are a couple
that I'll be looking at and think they've got a
good shot, and think about this. The guy that just won,
that's locked into the playoffs is also the driver whose
(06:35):
team is suing Nascal.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
I know.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
I can't get away from that. I can't get away
from the picture of him. If he actually won the
title getting the trophy from the organization that he is
in court with so.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Suing himself, yeah, he might.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
It could come full circle. I think that this the
way they're talking now, I feel like that nobody wants
this to go to court, So hopefully they can get
this settled and put behind them in the next couple
of weeks. I'd like to see that.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Oh, keep the eleven out of court. Put a little
bit on the twenty four and twenty two.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
All right, we got and guys, I saw your announcement
that retirement is imminent.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
I can tell you from recent experience it's not bad.
And I have stayed amazingly busy. My cohort Mark Garrell
retired from the pr in booth. This passed Sunday, and
best to all of you guys, And let me two things.
Thanks for entertaining people for all this time. I remember
when it just started out, when you were on one
(07:45):
radio station, then you moved to Fox and you became syndicated,
and you've always been a positive force. I felt like
this show has kept a certain cleanliness about it that
other people felt like they didn't have to do, and
just pure entertainment and a lot of fun. So thank
thanks for all of that. And I cannot tell you
(08:07):
how many people to this day still say that they
hear me on the John Boy and Billy Big Show.
And I have been proud to be just a small
small part of this. So thanks a lot, but just
thanks for being there for so many people and generating
so many laughs.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
That's awesome, Doug, thank you very much for that. And
you have been a big part over the years and
we sure appreciate you.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Man.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
It has been.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
It has been unbelievable ride.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yeah, it has been. I was gonna say it's been
a pretty good ride.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
You squeezed, you squeezed everything out of it that you
could and uh yeah, yeah, yeah, you still got a
little more juice.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
You know, we're riding that last wave?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
What ed no? You know, our guys, A right, that's
what we're doing on the way we're going in. It's
getting there time. Okay, go to a boogie board. Okay,
off through the board a boogie board. I'm one of
those little skimboards that you ride the tide, so I
will just step off easy on shore. It's what I.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Ride, the skimboard. I'm laying on it.
Speaker 6 (09:11):
And I'm picturing more of that last run on a
ski slope, because that's the one you always break your leg.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Up's got that part right? All right? Well, good buddy,
you've been in inspiration retiring last year to us. Well,
thanks a bunch.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
I'm glad to lead you to the promised land.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Ye we'll catch up next week, Buddy said. When I
was in town the dagga love you mean.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
It, love you mean it?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
All right, follow doug On, I said, Rice Man sixty one.
All right, let's play Beat the Blonde one eight hundred,
big show, you told free Line. We'll get a contestant
play next. Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Got it do your Thursday, October.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Sixteenth, our feature track When the Big Show bid Box.
Mister Rubarb's News Nuggets March twenty eighteen.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
The key word.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Twenty eighteen used the numbers when you hit the big
box at the.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Big Show dot com. Here and now let's meet the
blonde we dance.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Let's meet our contestant. They had a John from East Dublin, Georgia.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Good morning, John, Good morning, John boy.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
What's going on?
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Man?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
You are John? And we're gonna ask Tata some questions
and you agree or disagree with her answer to right.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
For too wrong and you win just like that?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
All right, all right, just's if you can read our
girl here, you read that take.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
I'm ready, I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Statistically speaking, what months are you most likely to be
in an automobile accident?
Speaker 4 (11:04):
It's weird that there's science for this, but October is
the month you are looking for, John.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Boy, this month right here that we're in, huh October?
Any reasoning behind that?
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Well, I mean if you if you read the statistics
like I did, you would know that change your weather
and you know it's hurricane season and rain and it's
just out there.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
There are twelve months to choose from here, John Tater
is zero down on October. Do you agree or disagree?
That's a month you're most likely to be in an
automobile accident? I'm going to disagree, and that.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Was the thing to do. Yes, July July is the month?
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Could you work any harder on talking about of it?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I was.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Trying to win.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
July you have. Do you know why that is? Job?
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Because it's summertime and people are hanging their hands out
the window. It's because of your.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Because of July, for the vacation traveling.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Of course it is. Of course, John, there's a bell
for you. John, let's get going more, all right, Marcy,
Where on your body would you normally find a loon law?
A loon law? Yes, on your body?
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Are you going to point to it and I'll tell John?
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Or it's real and it's you would find your that
on your fingernail?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
You find a luna law on your fingernail? Well, John,
do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yeah, a loon yoular Tate says on your fingernail.
Speaker 7 (13:02):
I'm gonna disagree.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Okay, Well that was that fingernails and toenails. By the way,
the loonula is Latin for little.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Moon moon, that little part there right by your.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yeah, I'm looking looking at him right now. You don't
take your shoes off, and I look at you don't
look at don't take your shoes off there, don't look
at my alright, there's a bell and a buzzer. We
got a full count heading into our final question.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
When like this right?
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Then?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Which came first? Ink or paper? Say that's interesting that.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Is which came first? Question? Ink or paper?
Speaker 4 (13:47):
That would be your ink? Your ink, John Boy?
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Your ink? Yes, all right, John, agree or disagree with ink?
I believe I'm gonna have to grieve with that one. Yeah, okay,
it ain't to before paper. Wow, ain't got nothing to
write on. I don't know that.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Yeah, yeah, ain't.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
I haven't been nearly upright on me, John Boy?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
All right, John, I haven't heard price back. Head down
to East Dumblin for a mangratulations.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Alright, thank you, thank you?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Why do when I got were trappa you news on
the other side, I remember in the Rainford for Thursday.
Speaker 6 (14:36):
Morning, good morning, good morning on the John Boyne Billy Show.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
Ready for kicking it off? Here with some leftover things
from Friday's letters to the editors section. Actually this is
not a letter, but the listener sent this in to
me and something that was in the Atlanta Journal Constitution
by a fellow named bo Emerson says Thomas Ellis fifty nine,
a former newspaper reporter and pr executive, says, the newsroom
of the nineteen sixties was a symphony of ringing phones,
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shouting copy editors, and underneath it all the machine gun
fire of thirty five upright, manual typewriters clacking away. Another
thing I noticed, too, used to be in those old
days and newspaper offices, just about everybody, every reporter had
a bottle of whiskey in his death drawer. Don't do
that much anymore. And by the way, around radio station
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we used to keep a little bottle whiskey there in
a death drawer. It goes on to say, the typewriter,
long rumor at the casualty of the information age, is
alive and well. It survives in the hearts of local
scribes and national prose such as Larry McMurty, who recently
gave the machine a good word. He was standing for
his admirers to accept an award for co writing the
Broke Back Mountain screenplay, and he reserved a special place
(16:16):
in his remarks for his manual typewriter. Surely one of
the noblest instruments of European genius and ladies and gentlemen.
Can you believe it? It's kept me for thirty years
out of the dry embrace of the computer. He uses
a Hermes three thousand. That's the European model. I use
an Underwood. I don't know what the number is on it,
but serves me well. And I have several others, Royals
(16:38):
and so on. One fellow said, hello is this young girl?
Fourteen years old? Typewriter enthusiast Sidney Huggins says, I like
the noise. People depend too much on electronics nowadays, said
the teenager. Any second, my computer, which I'm on right now,
could crash, and goes on to talk about poet Diana
Joya uses his typewriter. Well, his name is not Diana,
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it's Dana uses his typewriter, pecking out poems and correspondence.
The poems he writes out first in longhand I've proven
the people that I can write a letter quicker on
a typewriter that they can on a computer. And I've
done that too many times, mister Gioia, he's chairman of
the National Endowment for the Arts. I also like the
physical feel of a typewriter, the durability of the typewriter
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might explain the deep connection some writers feel with their machines.
And you may remember Lewis Grizzard. He resisted the change
to computers. He insisted on filing hard copy throughout his career.
Anothers said, when people my age retire, I think it's
going to disappear. Now, what goes around comes around, and
(17:49):
they'll probably probably come up and say, hey, this really
beats that old electronic thing. Anyway, I think so. Robert
d Rayferd, John boyn Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Good Morning, Big shows on the radio. Well, there's always
something exciting happening in beautiful dismal Seep in South Carolina,
and here to tell us all about it is the
mayor himself, the Honorable Merwin Coop Fiddle Swoop. Good morning,
mister Mayor, Good morning John Boy and all your wonderful listeners.
So what's the big happenings in your fair city? Surprisingly
(18:46):
right on, cue John Boy. Well everyone knows about the
great successes in the world, from technology to entertainment. There's
more big names than you can shake a stick at. Well,
what about the folks that gave it, the good old
college tribe? It fell short.
Speaker 7 (19:00):
I think it's time to give these valiant dreamers a
good old pad on the back. So this weekend, Dismal
Seepage hosts the very first flop Con flop Con. Do
you think people are gonna flock to see a bunch
of failures? That's the idea, John Boy. I mean, at
least these folks dared to give it a shot. What
(19:21):
have you ever done?
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Well over four decades on the air and the toughest
business own the planet.
Speaker 7 (19:28):
As always, the weekend starts out with the big parade
down Main Street. The Hillary Clinton Kick to the Kerb
Girls Academy will bring their marching band. The fighting has
been the precision soda jugglers from the new Koch Institute
for Stupid Ideas will make the scene the impossible whopper.
All vegan cowboys will be riding fake cows, and of
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course the Shriners will be on hand driving little Edsels, tuckers,
pintos in hugos. Lucky parade attendees will get to see
them break down right in front of them at various
points on the route. Remember, don't be shy about giving
them a push. Well, you're off to a good star.
That's what she said, John Boy. Now, not every show
(20:11):
can be Seinfeld or Andy Griffith. The cast of some
of the greatest shows you've never heard of will be
on hand. Shows like street Walker, Texas Ranger, My Three
Sons of Anarchy, and Gomer Pyle LGBTQ. They'll all be
hosting meet and greets in the big Blockbuster Video memorial tent.
(20:34):
Actors from the Steven Sigal Dinner Theater will be performing
live with scripts from unsuccessful movies The Princess Bride of Frankenstein,
The Wolf of Walmart, Raging Bull Durham, and The Eternal
Sunshine of the Spotless colon Ah. Sounds like a hot tickets,
Bring your ove admits, John Boy, and bring your appetite.
(20:57):
We'll be serving heaping helpings of tuna salad, pop tar arts,
pine cone flavored crystal pepsi, pumpkin spice, wag u kebabs
and the mcdeltcb y the mcdltcb why is that like
a frozen yogurt sandwich with a big slab of almost
real beef. It's really something, well, has it taste? The
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festivities conclude with the big closing night party. Opening the
show is the world's oldest alternative lifestyle country star Willie
Nelson Riley, followed by Aerosmith and Wesson. Hanson will be
performing The Real Man. Hanson will be performing No, It's
Terry Hanson singing his big hit Gotcha, Gotcha, Gotcha. But
(21:43):
our headliner is going to be and the Blowfish and
the whole Big Flop Con and the whole Big Flop
Con concert will be hosted by Jimmy Kimmel. It's gonna
be a great time. Well, it all sounds interesting, but
I have just one question away, John boy.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
I can't believe with a whole weekend dedicated to flops
that there's not a booth dedicated to your years and
public service.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
So come on down.
Speaker 7 (22:13):
To the Big, big, Big dismal Sea Pitch Flop Con
or the next failure might just be you.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Are you.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Good more than everybody?
Speaker 1 (22:24):
If my Big Show family, you ors, thank you for listening.
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Listen news what a sports coming up? Hello?
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Listen Ricky beat shirt Bro. You pot lickers are listening
to a couple other pot liquors noted John Boyd Billy
on The Big Show. You know, I just a guest
star on the Playhouse and the official mascot from mister populist,
rest the pizza runt. That's just a tip of the iceberg.
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But this note from John Boy keep it short, sut
up up.
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and sixty one. In twenty four hours, we will give
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Right now we'll give it away. It's at the Big
Show dot com. Good morning, got the Big Show on
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Lawyers who ride Lord Tigers, representing injured riters for over
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It's time for Taylor Taman News.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
And here's at girl, Marcy Taytor Moran, thank.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
You very much. Some sad news to report out of Hollywood.
Oscar winning actress Diane Keaton passed away over the weekend.
Passed away Saturday in California at the age of seventy nine.
That was confirmed by her family. She's best known for
her role in Annie Hall, for which she won the
Academy Awards. She also starred in the Godfather series, The
First Wives Club, Something's Got to Give, on and on.
(25:02):
She was in so many different things, it kind of
it kind of shook Hollywood. It was unexpected to all
of her friends out there, everyone from Jane Fonda to
Bet Middler, Goldie hawn Al Pacino, Woody Allen, all of
them have been posting on the socials wonderful tributes to
Diane Keaton adult sister, her family now, Dolly Parton is
(25:25):
not dying, and she cleared that up for us, because
did you don't know if you saw this running around socials,
her her sister posted on social media, pray for my sister,
you know, or pray for Dolly, Pray for her. And
usually when someone does that, it sparks alarm and it
led to the rumor wheel that Dolly had passed us.
Speaker 6 (25:44):
Dolly had canceled a few engagements and was basically out
of sight.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Well, she didn't mean to.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Scare everybody, she Freda. Her sister Freda updated her post
on Facebook explaining that she she didn't mean to scare
a fan or maker. Sister's conditions sound worse than it
was what her other sister, Stella was explaining that Dolly's
been receiving treatment for kidney stones. So Dolly went on
social media, made a video and She's like, I'm here,
look at me. You know, I just want to clear
(26:15):
this up basically, and she was like, quote, I wanted
you to know that I'm not dying. The AI picture
of Reba McIntyre and me, woo lordie. I mean they
had Riba at my deathbed and we both looked like
we need to be buried. So yeah, So then Riba
got on her social she was like, I know, Dolly,
I coodn't people I haven't seen you.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
I love you.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
But that was so fake. So people have even gone
on you know, death hookes things as is been around
for a long time.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
But now this is a new thing. We're gonna have
to deal with AI because they're doing the pictures where
you actually think it's really dim and who does that posting?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Somebody trying to make money.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
They're trying to draw attention to.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Their sites, get paid for their stories something like that,
you know. And even then you're watching the video of
Dolly and she's like, it's me and I'm sitting there
going is it?
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Is it? You know?
Speaker 4 (27:06):
But yeah, so Dolly's like, Dolly is fine, y'all. She goes,
I'm here, I'm working and I'm not ready. I got
work to do.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
So I just loved Dolly.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
So Taylor Swift was at the Kansas City or Kansas
City Chiefs game shop. Did you say there? I think
the memo has been sent out just quick brief little uh.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Isn't the Swift know that she's there to keep watching?
Speaker 4 (27:28):
Yeah, yeah, keep waiting it maybe third quarter, who knows,
but they're gonna flash it up there. And she's also
stepped way back in the back now too, like it's
harder to reflections in the way. So she was there
at the game and then she got up early to
be on Good Morning America on Monday made a big
announcement that she had teased on her socials and her
(27:48):
announcement is is that the sixth episode, The End of
An Era, will start streaming on December twelfth on Disney Plus,
and that is the day before her birthday.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Is that like more concert footage?
Speaker 4 (28:00):
It is of her journey on the Era's Tour, which
was like a three hour concert, so they had apparently
documented that, and that's gonna be on Disney Plus. There
will also be another concert film which will also hit
Disney Plus on the twelfth of December, titled Taylor Swift
The Era's Tour, The Final Show, and it was filmed
at her tour finale last December in Vancouver's that's very specific.
(28:23):
It's not piece piece together. Okay, that's.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Lost me on the whole day. Yeah, I'm really not
gonna watch. I'm a lot of Swift.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
I mean, you know, you have a sister surprise you.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
I would like to say, you know, maybe I was
a little harsh on Taylor Swift because ever this guy
talking about he has like a twelve thirteen year old
daughter that would never watch football, but come down there
when Taylor Swift is there was said on the couch
and watch football.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
With a T shirt that says, I cheer for Taylor
Swift's boyfriends.
Speaker 8 (28:55):
Yes, there's a lot of it.
Speaker 4 (29:01):
Now Katie Perry, I don't know. You know who Katie
Perry is, Okay, And she worked on American Idol for
a while. Was married to Orlando Bloom and they broke up.
Over the weekend, she was spotted on a yacht with
Justin Trudeau.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Trudeau, the former prime minister from Canada.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
That is right, TMZ got ahold of the pictures and
I don't think so that's sure.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
I think well so anyw, I'm sorry, Back to the
pictures are they?
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Oh, she's in a bikini. She's in a bikini, and
he's a lot of PDA display of affection. He was
in jeans and shirtless. And I mean it must have
been a lens. I mean that could catch that because
they had no clue they were being there, being watched.
And yeah, they were smooching on her boat in southern California.
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She's wearing that sleek black one piece bathing suit which
was hidden in areas, so I thought it was a
two piece and he like I sai, I just had
a pair of jeans on. So that apparently now as
there were rumors about their relationship, and there's no denying
it now. Thank you, you creepy paparazzi. I don't know
(30:13):
if you well, you had to. If you watch the game,
you see that the dust up with the Brian branch
with the Chiefs apparently. I know the guys will get
to it later. But it was because he he said
there was an illegal uh an illegal tackle or something
like that, he was blocked in the back. Well, it
(30:35):
wasn't all about that one, you know. They were like, okay, yeah,
you don't have to shake uh Patrick's hand, right, But
it was when he went up to what's that guy's
named Juju? Yes, all right, when he went to Juju,
he he pushed him because Juju had done blocked him
illegally in the back. Okay, he was frustrated, was frustrated,
(30:56):
and he issued a big apology postgame and just said,
you know he he was set off by that and
his actions were childish. Yeah, yeah, cause the big old
brew Haha. That was exciting. I was like, what are
we watching hockey?
Speaker 1 (31:11):
This is great games.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
And you'll hear more about that.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
No, all right, babe, thank you very much.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
Oh yeah, you're welcome. I'm sorry, I don't have any
pictures of Katie Perry. I'll get those for you. I
saw the look.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Just peaking around the corners there.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
All right, well, let's get us a winner that's like
worthy worker.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Come on, let's do it right now. Why ain't a
big show? You told free line across America. I click
on that on air contest.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Button works though. We'll get a couple of contestants and
play next.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. Running
to you Thursday. Our future track from the Big Show
bit box. Mister Rubarm's news nuggets from March twenty eighteen.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Very funny month for nuggets. Remember it it was back
in twenty eighteen.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
That's a keyword, twenty eighteen.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Yes, you're right down at the Bigshow dot com.
Speaker 8 (32:26):
All right, let's blame I had everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Okay, the word anywhere, out a word, any word. Lets
meet the contestants. We got Paul from Johnson City, Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Good morning, Paul, Good morning, how you doing awesomebody welcome? Hey.
We got Jeremy. Jemmy's from Rogersville, Tennessee. Good morning, Jeremy,
good morning, good morning. I ride a couple volunteer boys
this morning for my favorite stage. Jeremy, you got Tater
on your side, as with a John boyn Billy. All right,
(33:02):
so let's say here random words. We got boys, any
word at all. We're trying to get you all to say. Jeremy,
you relax, Me and Paul will go for the first
thirty seconds. All right, Paul, are you ready? I'm ready,
I was born ready. See what we can do.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Then start the clock. Now, who presides over the courtroom?
Speaker 4 (33:25):
The drug?
Speaker 5 (33:26):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (33:26):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (33:26):
A chicken lays and.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
This will sting you in the ocean, they say, pee
on it? Yes, okay, what is your phone?
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Blank?
Speaker 1 (33:37):
I'll call you your phone?
Speaker 2 (33:40):
No, your phone?
Speaker 3 (33:41):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Uh huh, okay, mash this pedal next to the gas
to stop, yes, uh huh, the.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Whole wide what.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
World?
Speaker 7 (33:52):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
All right, good work.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Paul got us playing. I put a six on that board.
So Tater and Jeremy, let's see what you all can
do for round one. Ready, Jeremy, Yes, and go.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
Predator and blank? No, no, no, like I'm sorry if
you're not. If you're not the predator, you are the
what the price? Yes? You go here to learn grade blank.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
This is if you if you're slumping over, they say, oh,
he has.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Bad what.
Speaker 9 (34:25):
Posture?
Speaker 5 (34:26):
Huh?
Speaker 4 (34:27):
This is where cow's grays out in the.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Pasture.
Speaker 4 (34:31):
Uh huh. I'm gonna throw a birthday blank. We'll have
fun ring the.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
All right, doesn't what was that? Did he get bail
on the buzzer? And he did get it? All right? Well,
y'all put a six on the board as well. It's
six to six Jeremy game. Okay, Paul, are you ready, buddy,
Let's do another thirty.
Speaker 9 (34:57):
Let's go, man, we got this.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Okay, all right, start the clock. Now they live in
mounds fire blanks.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
They'll bite you.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
You want to win this, so you get a blank package.
You win, you get the.
Speaker 8 (35:14):
The what the no?
Speaker 2 (35:16):
It is like you you win it. It's a what
whin the yes? Yes? Uh huh. Step on this to
see how much you weigh get on the yes uh huh.
When you talk about other people, you are guilty of
what talk about you spread rumors? Yes, PA's a player.
(35:36):
That's the way to go. And put a four on
the six. So a ten score for Paul. Let's just
so Jeremy and Taylor. Have a couple of tough as
like we did. All right, Jeremy, y'all need four to
tie five to win. Ready go, This is the sport
team played right now in the fall.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
No, uh yes, a mason will lay these uh yep,
this is you sleep in the middle of the day.
You took a little what power? Truth or blank? It's
a game truth or no. It's a game true truth
with you have an open blank, it's a flesh blank.
(36:19):
It means you're cut or.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
You yeah, one far away. That's why I'm praying on Paul.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
You get the ease us to score a buddy. That's
all right, Paul, give you another chance down down the road, buddy,
because you a player, I can tell man dog all right, buddy,
we appreciate you. Jammy.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Ain't taking nothing away from you.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
You are players. Well you got the big old prize
pack to prove it, buddy. Gratulations, thanks sir. Yeah, that's
the that's the way to do it. You don't brag,
you just thank you. Moving Jackie, Good morning, got the
big Showler Radio Bavy Grass for John Boy Kevin Owen,
a ka old possum from Greenville, South Carolina. Old Possum says,
(37:06):
how about the song y'all did for Tiger Woods title,
She's got Tiger by the Tail?
Speaker 4 (37:11):
Found it?
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Okay, goot workday?
Speaker 4 (37:13):
You got it?
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Kevin?
Speaker 1 (37:14):
I mean Old Possum is coming up next.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Good more than big shows on the radio and something
you would like to hear about this time Monday through
Friday after word the word it is up on the
John Boy bill to Facebook page. When we retired ind
of the year. Do y'all keep up with us now
on the Facebook page the Big Show dot com. You
got yourself, ma'am on want you to be like to
Taylor Swive got the Swifties, want you to be a bigey.
(38:03):
I'm sorry, it's gonna cut you off now, Kevin, Kevin
Old Possum. Owen's from Greenville, South Carolina. Guess his request.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
She's God old Tiger by the Tail.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
It's playing the seat.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Ever since he crashed.
Speaker 4 (38:27):
That s u V.
Speaker 10 (38:30):
There happy ever afters litoing frail looks like she's got
Tiger by the tail. Well, not long ago, Old Tiger
Woods was king of the world till the Queen found
out about his party girls. And now she's taken over
(38:52):
a no if sands a butts. It looks like she's
got Tiger by the nuts.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
He's God, Oh.
Speaker 10 (39:01):
Tiger by the nuts. Its plain seat. She's hipped to
all his infidelity. There will be no buck grabbing boobs
or painting bucks. Looks like she's got Tiger by the nuts.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Tiger Woods News.
Speaker 11 (39:21):
Eight more women came forward today claiming they had affairs
with the golf Letchen and Fuzzy. Zeller says Tiger gave
him what he described as a really weird look during
the Masters in April and asked, so, why do they
call you fuzzy.
Speaker 10 (39:34):
The octomom says Tiger is the real father of her kids.
Speaker 9 (39:37):
That story coming up news.
Speaker 10 (39:39):
Well, she said, to save their marriage, Tiger had to
give up golf and staying home and put his foumly first.
His party days are over. No more hot baby dolls.
Looks like she's got Tiger by the balls. She's God
(40:00):
old Tiger by the balls.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
It's said the same.
Speaker 10 (40:05):
Disaster time as get the PG. He's sitting home while
healing screens his calls. Yeah, it looks like she's got
Tiger by the balls.
Speaker 12 (40:50):
Come on now, now, word, look at that man box
at the makeshow dot com.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
You like a pit old badge of nuggets. Keyword the
numbers twenty eighteen? Yo, what's up how y'all doing? Hey Man?
Speaker 9 (41:11):
Halloween time, which means this is the time when every
channel on TV starts running some kind of scary all
day marathon.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Ooh, it's so scary.
Speaker 9 (41:20):
TB has to do the complete Nightmare on Elm Street.
IFC channel does all the alien movies back to back,
FX does the Paranormal Activity series. Headline News runs eight
straight hours of Nancy Great. Everybody pulls out the very
scariest stuff they got, And let's face it, we do
(41:40):
need different stuff to pick from because everybody likes scary stuff.
But we like different scary stuff for different reasons depending
on who we are. For example, white people like a
scary movie where they can experience something it's kind of scary,
but they ain't never gonna run into it in real life,
you know. But Black people we don't know how that feels,
(42:03):
because we know one trip to the wrong cracker barrel
could turn our lives scary at the drop of us hackets. Now,
black people do like scary movies, of course. Everybody knows
that we're always hollered, don't open that door, girl. But
you know why we like them because ninety nine percent
of the people that die in a scary movie are
white people, and here is why they die. Only white
(42:27):
people say stuff like, hey, man, let's go spend the
night at that summer camp where hockey masks. Dude killed
eighty seven people last year. Or oh, look a five
hundred year old book of spells. Let's light some candles
and read them out loud, or hey, you know what
(42:48):
we ought to do? Split up into easily picked off
groups of two of the five. Ain't nobody from my
neighborhood ever said no ignorant jazz like that?
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Hey remember that movie The Ring?
Speaker 9 (43:00):
You watch the video seven days later you die, right, See,
this is the kind of thing that only kills white people,
because when black people hear that scenario, we go, well,
I ain't trying no video.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
That's for damn show.
Speaker 9 (43:14):
If The Ring had a few more black people in it,
the whole movie would have been about ten minutes long.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
How about this one?
Speaker 9 (43:22):
His one? The white girl I'm dating just won two
free tickets to merrow Fest. Now, for white people, that's
not really all that's scary. For black people. That is
like Final Destination one through five all rolled into one.
Because I do like a scary movie now. And then
a couple of years ago I came up with what
(43:44):
I thought was the ultimate scary movie idea.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
And here it is.
Speaker 9 (43:49):
The President of the United States invites the only black
dude he knows to come have lunch at the White House.
And if you're thinking, well, that don't sound scary, I'd
go wait, it's live on TV and the black dude
is Kanye. Everybody'd be going, damn, so that's missed up.
(44:12):
That'll scare the hell out of black people and white people.
Black that out. We're gonna start shooting next week. Of course,
the problem is then it actually happened in real life,
and you know, people didn't find it nearly scary as
they probably should have. Reckon, I'm gonna have to go
back to pitching mixed race couple at merrow fit.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Y'all think about it. I'm moving mess.
Speaker 10 (44:35):
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