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October 9, 2025 45 mins

Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Married Man scores with Honey Bunny - well - sort of.. - Cookie season is over for the Girl Scouts - just in time for us to get our hands on a list of their rejected flavors.. - It’s Cadbury’s birthday but the Tailor gets the presents.. - Doug Rice has this week’s On Track racing report as he and packs up and heads out for the city that never sleeps - Las Vegas.. - We’ll fill a request for “Little Miss Kiss My Butt”.. - We’ll call over to Red Hot Talent Agency for an update on Murray’s nephew, Sherman…

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning. Maybe shows on the radio coming up.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
We played Beat the Blonde, but right now it's on
track with Doug Rice.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Good morning, mister Rice.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Good morning, John Boy. Good to be talking with you, man.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Always look forward to us getting up together.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Doug well s VG wins again And that was I
was talking to Earler. I said, I put five bucks
on him, what the heck? Thought he might have a
chance to win? And watching that at the end, you
know when he pitted and then boy, that that was
kind of fun between him and Larson. I thought Larson
was was gonna take him out.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Uh, Larson got physical with him, and that's what you're
gonna have to do. I don't know that right now
there's anybody in the Cup Series that can out drive
him on a road course. I just don't think there is.
I mean, he's won five in a row and he
is not in the elite gear, Johnny. He's in trackhouse,
which is good, but it's not Pinchke or Gibbs or him.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
And he's won five in a row.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
That is something he's tied with the most with Hamlin, right,
I mean overall, but all of them.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah, with five wins, with five wins a piece this year,
so he's out of the playoffs. His magic bullet to
get to the playoffs was to somehow or another make
it through that first round of three and then go
win the roval like he did. Had that played out,
he would be in the round of eight, but he
was already out before the race ever started. But good

(01:29):
on him. It's a remarkable season. Nevertheless, you mentioned Denny Hamlin.
Denny Hamlin now is the number one. After we reset,
we kicked out four drivers that didn't advance and they
are Ross Chastain, Bubba Wallace, Tyler Reddick, and Austin Sindrick.
An interesting story here involving mister Hamlin for the second
week in a row. Late in the race, you know

(01:53):
SVG's going to win. He's got a fourteen to fifteen
second lead. That's done. So Denny Hamlin is trying to
improve his position out on the racetrack and he catches
up to Ross Chastain. Meanwhile, Ross Chastain is in a
fierce points battle with Joey Logano. All he's got to
do is finish enough ahead of Joey Logano to win

(02:16):
the tie breaker and he goes to the playoffs and
Logano stays home. On the last lap of the race,
Denny Hamlin gets up there, fights with Ross, chastain passes him.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Chastainn's out of the playoffs.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
On the last turn coming out of the rovo, chastang
turns Hamlin because he thinks, this is my only shot
of getting to the playoffs. I gotta spend Denny out
and hope they don't decue me. Well, he does that,
but he gets turned around and Joey passes him anyway,
so Chastainne is out and Joey is in. Denny was

(02:52):
a little bit upset because he didn't know that if
he passed Chastaigne it was gonna automatically put Logano in
the playoff.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Oh okay, he said, so.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
No, he says he didn't know, And there's no team
communication saying hey, don't pass that car, right because that's
race manipulation and you can get jammed up for that.
But figure out a way to tell him leave chast
Ain't alone, because by doing so, you open the door
and here comes drac Killa that you can't kill. Joeyl

(03:26):
Lagano back in the playoffs again and prepared to win
another championship.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
Now Willie. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
He's the bottom seat. He's twenty four points below the
cut line. But the thing is, now you've let the
guy in that has shown you time and time again
that if you let me into the final eight, I
can find a way to win this or come really close.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Didn he Bless his heart, he don't know it, but
sometimes he'll just do the thing to keep the fans
on him.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Well, he does that, and then poor old Joey Logano
at the end of the race, he's being interviewed on
USA work, which is pumped over the pa at Charlotte,
and as soon as he starts talking, all the booze
just rained down like thunder because the fans don't like
him either.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
I don't know who they like anymore.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
I honestly told you that I think they just enjoy
vilifying people. I'm not sure Joey has earned all of that.
Maybe some of it he has, But man, that had
to be rough on your psyche, although he played right
into it and laughed along. But now you've got four
driver or eight drivers battling for the playoffs. Denny Hamlin,
despite himself, is the number one seed, and you know

(04:34):
the refrain goes he has never won a title. Can
he do it this year? He's got a shot. He's
forty four years old, but he's got a shot to
win the championship.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
And that's all you can ask for.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
So Dougs just like you know, a book like Playoffs
here for Dummies, when we're looking at is anybody like
save So you're talking about Hamlin, Blainey, Larson, William Byron,
Christopher Bell, Chase Elliott, Chase Briscoe, and then Joey I mean,
I mean top.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Well, I mean, Denny's got the cushion of having a
pad at the top of the spot, but that can
go away in one race. And you got to keep
in mind they go to Las Vegas this week. That's
a mile and a half racetrack. I think that's the
key racetrack in all of this, Johnny, because after that
it's Talladega. That's craziness. And then you got Martinsville where

(05:24):
Blaine is really good. But if you can go and
you're one of those eight drivers that you just named,
and you can go to Las Vegas and win, it's
like getting the immunity idol on survival. It really is,
because the next two races.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
You're safe. If you go to Talladega and.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Crash out first, it's okay, we're going on to Phoenix
to run for the title.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
Same thing at Martinsville.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
So if you want that immunity idol and you want
to be safe, you got to go out if you're
one of these eight drivers that are left and win
this weekend at the South Point four hundred at Las Vegas.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
So there's three races for the cutoff and then so
you can have three different winners possibly and then one.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
On one on points.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
You know, and that a lot of times it works
out that way.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
That fourth spot goes to the to the best points
driver out of those eight, and then when you get
to Phoenix, the driver that finishes the best out of
those four wins the title. You don't have to win
the race. The year that Blaney won his championship, he
didn't win the race. Ross Chastain did. Blainey finished second,
but it was the best of the four, so he
got the title. And I will add this little addendum.

(06:33):
I feel like this will be the last year that
the winner of the last race wins the championship.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
Something's going to change.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Whether it's full season points or a modified playoff or something.
I think this year's race will be the last time
we see it come down to the last race of
the year.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
And I got five bucks on you being right. Love
you to ma'am.

Speaker 5 (06:55):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
I love that, all right? So what about Vegas? I
know it's hard to call. He's set it up, man,
this is the most important race.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
It really is hard to call.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
I remember though, last year in this race, Joey Logano
won it, and that's how he got set up to
win the title. But Christopher Bell was really dominant there
and Logano has had a lot of luck there. He's
won out there four times, so I think in the Fords,
I like Logano, but he has not been all that
fast this year. His teammate Ryan Blaney and Logano. I'd

(07:26):
watched those two. And on the Toyota side, I think
Christopher Bell may make some noise.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Up there there he is, man, bam, bam, all right,
got him down, Doug, Thank you, my boy. Now I
asked you last week. I can't remember. Seems like so
much time as fast. Are you going to Vegas this weekend?

Speaker 3 (07:41):
I am going to Vegas to work for the public
address at a boy doing public address out at the
Charlotte Oters Speedway, so I get to go to the
track see a lot of my buddies. I saw a
lot of them this past week at Charlotte, but I
went down Sunday for.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
The roval and doing PA's a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
What about the roval, Doug right, quick, man? I liked it.
I thought it was wow. What am finished?

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Everybody backing, you know, in reverse crossing the finish line,
and I thought it was cool.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
Was it gonna? I like the roval.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
I know there's a lot of people that want them
to go back to the Oval track, and if they do,
that'll be fine. Yeah, But I personally don't have a
problem with the roval. I think it's it's fresh. I
sat in the grandstands for some of the race Sunday
and had a blast because I could see everything and
anything you can't see you can see on that biggest
screen on the planet they've got on the backstrep.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
So that's right.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
It's pretty easy to take it all in.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
All right, thank you so much, buddy. You travel safe.
We'll catch up next week.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
All right, everybody take care, love y'all.

Speaker 6 (08:43):
All.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
I love you, man, there it is uh follow Doug
on x Rice Man sixty one and now all let's
play I.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Beat the Blonde game.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Come on day to get ready one eight hundred Big
Show you told free Line. We'll get a contestant and
play next.

Speaker 7 (09:20):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
That's a big show on the radio for your Thursday,
October the night our feature track when the Big Show
bit Box our agent Mert got Sherman's Big TV ideas
what stuff man big idea keyword of the bit box
when he hit the Big Show dot com take out
on their contest money you can't get zoo.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
We'll call you.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Let's lay beat the Blonde and say hey to Bill
from Thomasville, Georgia. Good morning, Bill, morning, John Boy.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Barty, welcome in here.

Speaker 7 (09:57):
All right?

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Oh, I won't apologize to CC and MO. Bill yesterday
is contestant on beating the blunt tell that I was
like mean because I laughed at her answers, and I'm
sorry because I saw you know Tater answer and I
knew help way way off she was, and she agreed
and disagreed at the wrong times. I guess I can
read Tater better than I guess you guys and girls

(10:20):
over the phone it's tough.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
It's tougher.

Speaker 8 (10:23):
I can't play poker because you can read my face.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
All right, So Bill, you know what we do so well,
last state those questions, you agree or disagree to best
for two buzzers and you win.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Okay, okay, Tate.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Now, we define a moment as a brief, indefinite period
of time, but in medieval times it represented a specific
length of time.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
You have choices. Good, you're following me.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Medieval times, a moment is a three seconds by seconds
or C ninety.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Seconds mid evil time.

Speaker 8 (11:06):
Well, just like I did with my test in school,
I'm going to pixie.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
You're taking C ninety seconds? What was that? How you
pictured Randy writing this question? You with that? Boye up?

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Let me get this, so, Bill san it says ninety
seconds was a moment In medievil times, you agree or disagree?

Speaker 7 (11:35):
I disagree.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
And before the widespread adoption of mechanical clocks, a moment
was to find as one fortieth of a solar hour
solar hour for about ninety seconds. I just think they
weren't rushed, all right, damn, Well, don't going and there's

(12:01):
a mozzer.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Let's see if we can get a Bell here.

Speaker 8 (12:04):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
In hand to hand combat, who has the upper hand?

Speaker 8 (12:09):
Women?

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Right or lefties?

Speaker 9 (12:13):
Oh oh, I have a fifty to fifty shot of
getting this right.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Hand right.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Ah, you're saying right, Bill, agree or disagree?

Speaker 7 (12:27):
I agree?

Speaker 2 (12:28):
And left handed people ball are more likely to survive
because you know why, opponents are less accustomed to fighting
South Paul's.

Speaker 8 (12:44):
Looking for it. I guess huh.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
I'm sure that's that's what she was thinking.

Speaker 6 (12:48):
Bill.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
I can see it.

Speaker 7 (12:51):
Bill.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
We're gonna make you happy before we hang up on you, buddy,
So I want you to hang on for Jackie.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
All right, thank you, We.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
Got it.

Speaker 7 (13:08):
Here.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
It is your bottom of the hour and evenings on
the other side, I remembering Rayford for this Thursday, October,
the night for the Bravemont's Down.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Robert D.

Speaker 7 (13:46):
Rayfern.

Speaker 10 (13:46):
That is the D standing for David in case you're curious.
On the John Boyd and Billy Show, as we start
out another day of fun and frivolity, talking about opinions,
talking about how they're published these days, how they're on
the radio talk shows, and manners and rudeness is the

(14:07):
subject we hear and read a lot about watching the
CBS Morning program the other day the absence of manners
with the subject, and they focused on table manners. One
of the experts said, Hey, it's not about which salad
fork to use now, it's just playing in your face rudeness.
That's rampant, the strident bombbast on radio talk shows, TV

(14:29):
sitcoms where everybody's a smart elec, children talking back. It's
all over in the advent of the internet, the bloggers
and email, where for some reason people get nasty when
they dispatch them so quickly without second thought. One Washington
Post editor, who was edited the opinion page of that
newspaper for ten years, set out of curiosity a few

(14:49):
years ago. I spent an afternoon in the archives reading
letters to the editor from the nineteen fifties and sixties.
After looking more or less randomly at hundreds of letters,
I can report or the following. No one thought that
we should be ashamed of ourselves for publishing someone's opinion.
No one thought they had to grab the microphone by
complaining of proclaiming themselves offended by what they'd read. The

(15:12):
letter writers seemed to bent on advancing their arguments rather
than showing off their smarts. They seem more interested in
discourse than dissing about that. You do see that so much?
And we now have mainstream newspapers running pithy, smart elc
anonymous sentences and paragraphs on the opinion page, people hiding

(15:33):
behind their anonymity making statements about everything in our paper.
It's called the buzz, where any blowhard or smart elek
can call in and without giving a name, spout all
sorts of venom sarcasm, lots of sarcasm. Ever, listen to
these call in talk shows on the radio. About half
of the people to call in are being sarcastic about

(15:54):
the subject. Oh, some are funny. But here is there
a place for this so called buzz, anonymous pithy remarks
from readers in a responsible, respectable newspaper. I think not.
Robert d Rayper, John Boyd and Billy Show.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio. Let's
get this golf, good morning?

Speaker 7 (16:43):
Ain't big shoe gom on?

Speaker 11 (16:45):
Yo?

Speaker 7 (16:45):
Man? Max?

Speaker 9 (16:46):
Here?

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Max, how's it going?

Speaker 7 (16:48):
I'm hot, I'm propxulating. In fact, I don't even know
if I can bring myself to talk about it.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Well, we don't really want to talk, right.

Speaker 7 (16:56):
If we don't crack it out of it. But believe
it or not, there's actually a group who wants to
wipe me off the face of the earth. In fact,
they want to wipe everybody off the face of the Earth.
It's called and I get this, the voluntary Human Extinction movement.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
What now?

Speaker 7 (17:20):
These people believe the biggest threat to the long term
survival of our planet is people. In other words, the
world would be a much better place to live if
there was nobody living on the way now. There's a
few highlights on their official website. Voluntary human extention is
the humanitarian alternative to human disasters. We don't carry on

(17:45):
about how the human race has shown itself to be
a greedy parasite on this once healthy planet. We present
an encouraging alternative to the callous exploitation and wholesale destruction
of Earth's ecology. Alternative to the extinction of millions of
species of plants and animals is the voluntary extension of

(18:08):
one species, Homo sapiens us. Each time one of us
decides to not add another one of us to the
billions already squatting on this ravage planet, another ray of
hope shines through the gloom. Boys. I gotta say that's
probably the nicest way anybody's ever said. They wish I

(18:30):
was dead, and believe it or not, I like this idea.
They don't just pick on smokers or fat people, or
gas hogs or Republicans. These people hate everybody. You gotta
admire club when their goal is to wipe out their
own membership. And are they got a valid poet? Think

(18:51):
about it? Couldn't you get along just fine without at
least two thirds of the people you put up with
on a daily basis. I got no driving head. You
get stuck behind on the way to work, or that's
not a fat gal oft the DMVs on the dumb
ass in front of you McDonald's who can't figure out
what going off of men you? It ain't changed since
nineteen eighty three. Couldn't life be better if all these

(19:15):
nerve rackings disappeared? Yard would? Well? Now there's a group
that wants to do something about it, the Voluntary Humani
Station Movement. The more of us there are, the less
of us they'll be. This is mad, matt and by nature,
and never one of you to drop this. The world
will thank you for John Bonon Bellis. You'll have a

(19:37):
nice Duff.

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Speaker 9 (22:10):
You know, I think I'm going to talk about Taylor
just because well you haven't had enough of her, right.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
I know. The Life of a Shugarl.

Speaker 9 (22:18):
The Life of a Shugar that happened on Friday. It
came out, the release party, came out to theater. She
made thirty three million. Well, the movie made thirty three million.
She made fifty two percent off of the ticket sales
for that. So what I'm thinking like eighteen million?

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Maybe I don't know it's just just sitting there.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
I can't.

Speaker 9 (22:36):
Yeah, it shows.

Speaker 13 (22:40):
Okay, most people can't.

Speaker 8 (22:43):
And genius genius business woman.

Speaker 9 (22:46):
Target is like her for the albums and her CDs
is kind of like her anchor store. You go into
Target and it's playing over the speakers.

Speaker 8 (22:54):
It's down several aisles.

Speaker 9 (22:56):
You can't miss the albums and all the different CDs
and stuff.

Speaker 8 (23:00):
Spotify huge.

Speaker 13 (23:02):
Maybe I'm just old, but I can't understand her lyrics
when I listen to her songs. I'm trying to, you know,
to figure it out, but I really can't. If they
don't have teleproms picture in front.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Of the stereo.

Speaker 12 (23:16):
She used a lot of big words, but I don't know.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Yeah, she said she's probably not you're not her demo? No, definitely.

Speaker 9 (23:24):
Now the Swifties will like, yeah, go over the scrutinize
over the lyrics, trying to find out what they're yes
trying to.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
So I heard something said she's got some lyrics about
Travis Kelsey's X in there.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Have you heard anything about that?

Speaker 14 (23:38):
I haven't.

Speaker 8 (23:38):
I haven't heard about the X, but I've heard about
the junk.

Speaker 9 (23:42):
I've heard about Yeah, I've heard there's some parents that
are upset about the explicit uh language and topics. She
is a thirty five year old woman, and there is
a clean version so for parents that want their ten
year old.

Speaker 8 (23:56):
To be listening to Swifties though.

Speaker 9 (23:57):
But but if you're you know, of adult age, yeah,
this is it's kind of it's kind.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Of I'm of the adult age.

Speaker 6 (24:05):
I want the.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Now you want to understand.

Speaker 9 (24:10):
And forty artists released albums of the week before Taylor
Swift decided to just dominate and so they you know, yeah,
so they you know, got their little rating up there.

Speaker 8 (24:20):
The top ten and the Billboard before she just came
in and just squashed everybody.

Speaker 9 (24:25):
So yeah, and she was on the Graham Norton Show.
It's a very popular show.

Speaker 8 (24:29):
Over in England.

Speaker 9 (24:30):
He's funny dude, and of course they they gushed about
her ring and hardware and talked about her and all
of the engagement stuff. And she's been making her rounds
about the album, but it's really about.

Speaker 8 (24:41):
Her her engagement.

Speaker 9 (24:42):
So she told she told Graham that, yeah, they haven't
started planning it yet, but uh, but uh, they're going
to get through the promotion of the show Girls first
and then uh and then get to the work.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
I hope aready to have a score of touchdown something.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
So he's back finally, so.

Speaker 8 (25:01):
He'll be well taken care of.

Speaker 9 (25:02):
Lady Gaga tease her next project when talking last week
Stephen Colbert, she said, quote, what I really want is
to be a mom. That's my next starring role, I hope.
According to Entertainment Weekly, right, Justin Timberlake returned to social
media for the first time.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
He says that.

Speaker 8 (25:22):
She's looking for a bull.

Speaker 9 (25:25):
So Justin Timberlake was diagnosed with lime disease and they
found out what that was because he just couldn't perform,
like he was so tired that.

Speaker 10 (25:32):
He just couldn't do it.

Speaker 8 (25:32):
So next so they found out that it was lime disease.

Speaker 9 (25:35):
So this is the first time he's hit social media
since that and hasn't performed in a while.

Speaker 8 (25:39):
But yeah, he and Jessica Bill have.

Speaker 9 (25:40):
Been married thirteen years, so that's good news. Nicole Kidman
and Keith Urban broken up.

Speaker 8 (25:46):
Yep, broken up?

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Did you see that We together for a while?

Speaker 8 (25:49):
Yeah, like twenty years or so, right, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
I remember when Tom Cruise walked in with her at
the Sandwich Construction Company. You know, when we were when
I found a sweater for him.

Speaker 7 (25:58):
So nice.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
I can't help it.

Speaker 9 (26:01):
What about them walking in what? She was super tall
and she had to wear flats and two feet.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Taller than hell. Everybody in the bar was.

Speaker 6 (26:12):
Well.

Speaker 9 (26:12):
Keith took to the stage after Nicole filed for divorce
and fans noticed that Keith's wedding band was missing.

Speaker 8 (26:18):
Well, of course it would be, and he he was
his touring guitar.

Speaker 9 (26:23):
Touring guitarist, A twenty five year old named Maggie Ba
seemed to be the.

Speaker 8 (26:28):
Apple of his eye.

Speaker 9 (26:30):
He even changed lyrics to a song, the Fighter, that
he wrote for Nicole. The original lyrics were something like,
when they're trying to get to your baby, I'll be
the fighter to when they're trying to get you Maggie,
I'll be.

Speaker 8 (26:40):
Your guitar player.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (26:43):
Wow, he's like sixty two, I think something like that,
and she's twenty five.

Speaker 8 (26:47):
So it's going to work out.

Speaker 9 (26:50):
Sean Diddy colembs Pee Diddy Pee Love Pee Puff. He
received fifty months ascendance of fifty months in federal prison
for transporting male sex workers across state lines.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
So he I don't understand this whole Diddy deal, you know.
I haven't been paying that much. It did so male
escort to be with his girlfriends, and so he just
like he hired.

Speaker 13 (27:12):
We hired sex workers and transferred him across state lines.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Well you can't do that. There you go, and there
you understand it.

Speaker 9 (27:20):
The host parties, well she The judge issued the sentence
of fifty months plus half a million dollar fine and
five years of supervised release. And he'll be credited with
time served since last year's arrest. So he gets got
that going for him, which is nice. Did He's attorney
showed eleven minute video highlighting his charity and community outrich,

(27:40):
reached his uh, his children, pleaded with the judge for leniency.
Did he spoke on his own behalf to quote saying,
I beg you, I beg your honor for mercy, to
be a father again, a son again, and be a
leader in my community again, and get the help I
desperately need.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
He did.

Speaker 8 (27:56):
I don't know if he said it like that.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
But take back over for the little Labowski.

Speaker 9 (28:03):
And someone else in the the Mark Sanchez and he
a troubling former NFL quarterback. Sanchez was charged Sunday with
three misdemeanors. He'll be arraigned later this week in Indianapolis.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
And what happened, so.

Speaker 9 (28:19):
He helped me out with this, Randy.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
There was a fight in a parking lot over a parking.

Speaker 8 (28:25):
Perpect and he was intoxicated.

Speaker 13 (28:27):
Yeah, and the guy that he got in a fight
with his like sixties and later sixties, and he basically
beat the you know, but sixty.

Speaker 8 (28:36):
The sixty nine year old retaliated as much as he could.

Speaker 9 (28:39):
He pepper sprayed Sanchez, uh, and then when that didn't work,
he stabbed him three times in the torso according to ESPN,
so both of the guys were admitted to the hospital
and the sixty nine year old had a gash in
his left cheek.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Is Sanchez drunk? Is that what they're saying? Yeah, yeah,
what they're saying all allegedly of course.

Speaker 8 (29:00):
Yeah, he has to be great.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Alright it now, well keep it down on that. Let's
see what happens there. R Well, let's get us a winner.
Let's play worthy words, all right, and we go one
eight hundred Big Show. We'll get a couple of contestants
and play next Good morning, Let's Big Show on the

(29:42):
radio for your Thursday. Feature track from The Big Box,
I Rage and Murk got Sherman's big TV idea key.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Word, big idea right there at the mid box at
the big show dot com. Okay, let me concentrate, let's play.

Speaker 4 (29:59):
I had to have it. Boy head about the bad.

Speaker 7 (30:01):
Okay, we're gonna worry where.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Lets meet the contestants. We got Brian from Church Hill, Tennessee.
Good morning, Brian, good morning, welcome. Then we got Earl
out of Valdosta, Georgia. Good morning, Earl, Good morning, hey boys.

Speaker 11 (30:21):
Earl.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
There's Brian Tennessee. Brian, Earl down Georgia. We're gonna place wardy.

Speaker 15 (30:25):
Word on your show.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Hey, all right, damn boy show Tater and Earl, John
Boy and Brian and things that come in a pair. Ooh,
we got a new category here, guys, going going one
on us.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Things that come in a pair.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
All right, so Earl, you relax me and Brian for
the first thirty seconds. You ready, Brian, I'm ready, all right?

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Things that come in pairs? Starting to clock now.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
Cowboys wear these, Yes, women wear these dangling from their lobes. Yes, uh,
Levi's makes these these blue blue.

Speaker 14 (31:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Ah, you wear these on your eyes so they don't glare.
What kind of glasses. Yes, uh huh.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
You wear these before you put on your shoes. You
put on your uh huh, you breathe with these two
things in your body. One, ma'am okay, good, yeah, when
that happenstagon, ma'am data put it on?

Speaker 7 (31:33):
Has a six?

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Good boy, look a six on the board.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
All right, Tater and Earle, here comes your first thirty
You ready, Earl?

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Oh yeah, okay, and go.

Speaker 8 (31:48):
Briefs are boxers, that's your type of what.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Underwear?

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Yes, uh uh?

Speaker 8 (31:54):
Don't run with these? They cut paper scissors. You you
I can I get to two of these to the
concert tickets? Yeah? You see these?

Speaker 6 (32:06):
Are you?

Speaker 9 (32:06):
Look? You look through these and you can see far
distances like maybe when you're hunting or at a football games.

Speaker 8 (32:13):
And you uh, Chinese food. We eat with two of
these topsticks?

Speaker 9 (32:17):
You you you.

Speaker 6 (32:22):
Earl?

Speaker 2 (32:24):
It was a five on the board, so we gotta
get anybody's game. Boys going in around two at six
to five. Brian over, Earl, Here we go, Brian, are
you ready?

Speaker 3 (32:36):
I'm still ready?

Speaker 1 (32:37):
All right? Starting to clock now in Vegas? You throw
a pair of uh huh. You wear these on your
hands in the winter. Yes, you wear these over your
eyes so you can see.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Yes, uh, you uh squeeze something a tool, a pair
of yes, uh huh you wear these on your feete. Yes,
this is what you picked little hairs out of your
nose with a pair of I knew, Brian, know the

(33:14):
use tlazers get had.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
You know.

Speaker 7 (33:20):
We just went through that.

Speaker 14 (33:22):
You did.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
Okay, twelve goes. That was a six on that six
for my boy, Brian.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
So y'all can do it.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Tayer, I've seen it, Tayer and earl seven will tie
and force overtime.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
All right, start, wait for the wave. Ready, go all right?

Speaker 8 (33:43):
Police officers may put these around your wrists.

Speaker 14 (33:46):
You might.

Speaker 8 (33:48):
These are warm that you wear around the house your bedroom. Blanks, clippers, clippers.
You put these on at night and sleep in them.
Some people sleep in the Noonja.

Speaker 9 (34:01):
Yes, these are on your bicycle or on your motorcycles
and you you hold on to Itsthody.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
To add lib in the middle of it was old
man twelve to nine. Oh, we're gonna give you another
shot down the road.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
There by sounds wonderful. Appreciate your boys. Have fun, Brian.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Look at you over at Churchhill getting ready to get
your prize back in celebration of your victory.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Like good Morning, got a big show on the radio.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
Baby question from Ango, Blake Prior from Pelham, North Carolina, Say, Blake,
all any song by the Junior Nation Bell All right, Blake,
we got you good and coming up next Good Morning

(35:30):
to make show the radio something you'd like to hear
about this time Monday through Friday after wordy word?

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Who's helping to John Boy and Bill at Facebook page?

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Blake Pryor out of pell of North Carolina, Blake your
request right now.

Speaker 15 (35:46):
Ladies and gentlemen, Cuner Nation Man been doing a whole
bunch of love songs lately because they've been doing better
than that department than we have rispected my revery's home
where you find lovers one where.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
You lose it again. Here comes one.

Speaker 7 (36:01):
Man.

Speaker 6 (36:02):
The whole lot easier, just the gal moved out.

Speaker 15 (36:06):
Met a lot of listenerspid stuff to argue about.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
Nobody.

Speaker 7 (36:10):
A man with her lip pop cowl.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
I don't get no credit. I'm taking the garbage.

Speaker 15 (36:16):
Out and I'm the only one that gets the vote.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
Now, who's in charge of the TV remode?

Speaker 15 (36:26):
That gal was about to drive me off my nut.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Little mister, mister miss cass.

Speaker 6 (36:33):
My butN.

Speaker 7 (36:35):
Mister miss kiss my birt.

Speaker 14 (36:38):
I closed the door and locked it shut. Little miss
listen and miss cass my bundle TV.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Order me a lark up running from pizza? Do you
think me and my friends are a bunch of hicks?

Speaker 15 (37:11):
Well that's the problem and it's hard to fix.

Speaker 9 (37:15):
You hit me hard like a punch.

Speaker 15 (37:17):
In the gun, little miss, little miss lettle miss kids
my bun. Let him miss miss miss kiss my butt.
I closed the door and locked it shut.

Speaker 14 (37:32):
Let him miss let miss, then miss kiss my.

Speaker 7 (37:34):
Bun gonna watch TV?

Speaker 15 (37:37):
Ordered me a large Numberunnie brother fis. Yeah, I'm pretty good.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Don't pizza part of man?

Speaker 2 (37:49):
There's got something to bring your right now?

Speaker 9 (37:51):
I know you do.

Speaker 7 (37:53):
Don't get it as we get done here?

Speaker 3 (37:56):
Well, what's happened in the microwave or whatever?

Speaker 14 (37:59):
I have to think of?

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Everything around here? All right?

Speaker 7 (38:08):
What a round hole?

Speaker 14 (38:15):
I hope you find what you're looking for, but don't
come hunting it around here no more.

Speaker 4 (38:23):
You treat me like some old half green mound.

Speaker 7 (38:27):
Little miss little misses miss Cat's my but.

Speaker 14 (38:31):
Little miss and the miss little miss kept my bud.

Speaker 10 (38:35):
I closed the door and locked it shut.

Speaker 14 (38:39):
Little miss the mess Miss Cass, my bud wanna watch TV?

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Order me a large number.

Speaker 10 (38:46):
One from pizza.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, cat.

Speaker 8 (38:56):
My, but you care fu.

Speaker 7 (39:01):
There's a.

Speaker 12 (39:06):
Business a famous game.

Speaker 14 (39:08):
The proper, There's wrong, the wrong and s wrong nothing,
And how's a boy thing?

Speaker 3 (39:49):
Dipping thing dipping?

Speaker 2 (40:00):
He mon, but he shows on the radio feature track
from the Big Bob Hi Agent Murray keywords, Big Ideal.

Speaker 6 (40:10):
Hello, red hot tell and Incorporated, Tensor down gleams with
shining teeth, waiting to devolve the unsuspecting innocent the flash
of a spotlight. Or maybe it was another career flaming
out in the consuming file of that cool mistress known
as same. How may I direct your call?

Speaker 7 (40:30):
Hey?

Speaker 12 (40:30):
Is this mister bestal?

Speaker 9 (40:32):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (40:32):
This is yeah Sill. That didn't sound like your usual
happy go lucky phone greeting poetry.

Speaker 7 (40:37):
There Oh that my new.

Speaker 6 (40:39):
Boyfriend's one of those bohemian types. We've been hanging out
at Starbucks reading a lot of beat nick poetry making
what do you think?

Speaker 12 (40:46):
Well, it was interesting, but not the kind of stuff
usually answered the phone with, you know, okay, how about this?

Speaker 6 (40:53):
Tear stained my face as I beheld the broken dreams
of hundreds of artists crushed beneath the wheels of that
monster truck known as Notoriety.

Speaker 12 (41:04):
Still a tad dark, Okay, okay, I know what you want,
Kidney te furry.

Speaker 6 (41:10):
If you need an act he hope from marry.

Speaker 12 (41:13):
You know you can't meet the classes?

Speaker 6 (41:15):
Are you running?

Speaker 7 (41:15):
Dog like?

Speaker 6 (41:16):
He said? The Bouche Halsey are all alike.

Speaker 11 (41:18):
No vision?

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Well, how could we speak to the evil Emperor?

Speaker 11 (41:22):
Hey?

Speaker 6 (41:22):
Yeah, yeah, hold on a may Roses are red, pilots
are blue.

Speaker 14 (41:28):
Jimbo and Fabby are holding on to.

Speaker 11 (41:30):
Say, chuckled, I'll tell you a perfect Jumbo Murray love
you mean big news. My nephew Sherman finally graduated from
the comedy writing school out in LA and I'm helping
him get established.

Speaker 9 (41:46):
Wow.

Speaker 12 (41:46):
So what's he writing?

Speaker 6 (41:48):
Well, he says he.

Speaker 11 (41:48):
Wants to develop fresh innovative concepts for TV pilots. And
of course when I heard that, I had to straight
him out on how this business works.

Speaker 12 (41:56):
You warned him about how till it is for a
newcomer to break into television.

Speaker 11 (42:00):
No, I told him, if he's gonna write TV pilots,
not just what the fresh innovative concept? So what's Shermon
wants to be a rewrite guy, you know, the one
that comes in and fixes a show that's got problem. Now,
for example, Taya Leoni, She's got to show the Naked Truth.
Young babe works at the magazine wacky staff hits herself

(42:21):
in the head of line. Yeah, that sounds like an
awful lot Like another NBC show, brook Shields Suddenly Susan.
You know, young babe works at a magazine, wacky staff
hits herself in the head of line. So Sherman's idea.
Combine the two shows, Brookshields and Taylor Leone and Suddenly Naked.

Speaker 6 (42:41):
They have a promo. You can that one.

Speaker 11 (42:44):
Hey, here's another good one. It's about a group of
Jewish gangsters. They talk about rubbing guys out, but the
usually just end up sitting around the apartment whining about
their personal problem. It's called Signed Fellows. How about a
wacky Bye to Her comedy starring Tom Arnold and the
copy of guy from Saturday Night Live. It's called Men

(43:05):
Performing Badly.

Speaker 12 (43:08):
You know, some of those are so crazy they might
actually work.

Speaker 11 (43:11):
Yeah, and Ay Sherman's also pitching a movie idea to
Ron Howard.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Ron Howard Wow.

Speaker 11 (43:18):
Yeah, but instead of directing, he'll be back in front
of the camera acting again. In fact, he'll return to
the role that made him famous from the Andy Griffin.

Speaker 12 (43:26):
Show, Opie Taylor.

Speaker 11 (43:27):
Yep, yep. Here's the premise. He leaves Mayberry, moves to
Europe and gets a job with a Dutch school of
music as a piano teacher. What's it called mister Opie's Holland?

Speaker 12 (43:41):
I say the comedy right in school really hone sherman
skills to a razor sharp. Hey, next time you talk
to Sherman, run run This concept by Murph Okay. Two
down home DJs with a highly successful syndicated radio show
who keep getting ignored by their agent because he's too
busy pushing his nephew's career to worry about them.

Speaker 11 (43:59):
Sorry, babe's not really into science fiction.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
It'd be more like a documentary.

Speaker 11 (44:04):
Yeah, right to down home DJs with a highly successful
syndicated radio show. I like that that happened. Hey, listen,
bab I got to run here. Let's do a lunch
thing later. Have your machine call my machine and remember
with a spring, summer or call. All you gotta do
is call. You've got a friend. Yeah, get my love
to Bobby, That's Billy him too and Jimbo What Call Me?

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