December 19, 2024 • 42 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Dr. Elmo performs “John Boy Got Run Over By A Reindeer”.. - and we’ll have Mr. Sulu take a whack at “Take a Walk on the Wild Side”.. - We’ll see what’s on Larry the Cable Guy’s Christmas playlist.. - We’ll have the redneck Joan Jett sing “I Love Santa Claus.. - and Ike Turner enlists Jackie for a duet of “Baby It’s Cold Outside”…
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
Something happened and they put the hat on him. He
started dancing around Frosty. I just sing along sidedly in
my head. Put this Christmas bumper bed I know, well,
I'll keep it that way silent.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Please leave some work somebody else, all right, Big Show
che Rudolph the red Neck Reindeer's performed live in the
Big Show's studio, and Donnie Murray in a smoky mountain
oister band.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Route off the red Neck rein deer smoke looking strike saying,
DIP's nerves and when it comes to cold gear he.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Couldn't ever get in.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
He carried a salt all shotgun, and I always.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Leading back his furs ten all out the raindeer all
the time called him Sir Shelly.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Lived in a double white trailer, pink bout a mile
thumbs and his house and eat and the Christmas root
all would always get soil and walk down to the
stable where the other rangers would be eating.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Hey chest up spent till by the juice hand tounch
out to or.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Like maim and killed.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Then one foggy Christmas, leave.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Fanny come down there to Rudolph Trail, where Rudolf was
laid up in the bed trying to get over last
night's big wing dig at the channel nineteen.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Sea bee cutting. That's another song anyway.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
When Santa Claus coming there and seeing the shake bold
Rudolf was in, he got real Matt Rudolf covering record
bottles and sagarette butts all over the floor there, and
he said, Rudolf, you married get on the dead gun
wagon and drew.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
On my slid the night board.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Well, Rudolf him like Santa Claus yelling at him early
in the morning. You know, so I reached over and
took a cheer the last night's red man and got
it nice and juicy and spit it into left eye
Sandy Claus. And he took one of them balls and
busted it over a bed and come at Santa clau
(03:00):
He says, get the heck out of here, your de
gun fat hippie.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Sandy Clauk didn't like at a tall you know, you're
all coming at him with a morning ugu or what.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Sandy Claus didn't know was it Rudolf? I mean, what
Rudolf didn't know? What that Christmas punch is getting to me?
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Boy?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Or what Claus?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
What Rudolph didn't know what. And Sandy Claus been taking
cool lesson called.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Smer long ear and the Chinese health had been fortunate.
So went on Rudolf come at it with that bolling off,
you know.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Shanda Claus counter attack.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
And Rudolph lay flat on the floor. Oh my goodness,
rudofs the red from egg rain. There had a very blood.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Ain't all everybody, and it burstall he in sack claw
all out.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
The rainers now laughing, throng back there.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Pard do the net rain there that hor Nos got.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Right track.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
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Speaker 1 (04:59):
But first fun with Larry the Cable Guy.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
No I do got some Christmas carols, and boy, I
tell you what, no.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Very Larry Christmas Larry Ban tour doing some Christmas shots
world tour. It ran a week and three days.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
Tried.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
We celebrate in the course with Christmas. When the Lord
discovered America on the Edmund Fitzgerald you can read about
it in second parentheses. And I got some good Christmas carols.
Of course, I'm a black belt in karaoke show. I'm
a good sang gay job. You bum bombone money don't
(05:40):
grow on trees, you bum boom boom boon heart hair
lip Angel saying foggy, she has the most wonderful lass
I have seen. It's term and it's round, and it's leaning.
It's me in two bat he's fifteen.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
That's it now, that's not You're in big show time
out Florida.
Speaker 8 (06:06):
Apologize you.
Speaker 9 (06:08):
Call the doctor, Liz bleeding, try to pit my pitbull,
Sam that dumb some he knew Bader.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
Now he's in the hospital without his hands.
Speaker 7 (06:23):
Silent fORCH dead leaf Arch always calm not for long.
Speaker 10 (06:35):
Oh, come all year legalmmigrants, come and get damn green
cart and learn some day I mean English head, then.
Speaker 11 (06:46):
How to broad.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I ain't rich, just embarrassing or something.
Speaker 9 (06:53):
Don need to retard at an acorn water head rise
five foot three, and he said to me, I.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Like cater Todge.
Speaker 11 (07:07):
Mothers a wrong.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
It's very very wrong, honey. Let's play our game Beating
the Blonde.
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Play next. Good morning, it's a big showing the radio
(07:50):
running to your Thursday, December the nineteenth, our featured track
from the Big Show bit Box a mons for your
John Boy Milly Christmas album and Jackie saying, baby, it's
cold outside.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
There's a key words cold baby perfect. Here's the big
box at to make sure not coming right now. That's
why I game called be de Blonde.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I can test it right, baby, out of midway, Georgia, Tyler,
Good morning, Tyler.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Good lord, Hey buddy. All right, Tyler.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
We're gonna ask Tader some questions. She will answer to
the best her built to you agree, disagree? Two bills
for two buzzers.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
We'll win. Let's jump in here, Tyler.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Right, according to economist, what's the main thing we get
from Honduras?
Speaker 8 (08:46):
Waitit a minute, you got it too?
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Why yay yo?
Speaker 8 (08:53):
Bananas?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Bana? Tyler?
Speaker 12 (08:56):
Man?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Tyler me banana? Tyler? Do you disagree?
Speaker 12 (09:04):
Agree?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Are on bananas dog gone to?
Speaker 13 (09:11):
No?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
It's coffee coffee the time it was bananas.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
But there has been a couple of storms that took
down their banana. Well, well you didn't account for the
storms that took out the bananas. That's how we're still alive.
Let's see what we got here, Hungarians. You know my
brother is married to a Hungarian lady, Erica. Uh huh
(09:36):
better when he was over being a missionary. How about that? Well,
let's see maybe I can help you.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Hungarians traditionally run around chasing pigs on a certain day.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
It wouldn't have to be this one.
Speaker 11 (09:50):
What what day?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Tater?
Speaker 8 (09:53):
Sheyday?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
I couldn't get her out to chase a frozen dinner.
They're not gonna chase a pig.
Speaker 8 (10:04):
But other Hungarians they're chasing pigs on Christmas.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
They chase a pig on Christmas. Tyler, what Tayner says
it sounds pretty good.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Au Grey, Okay, I agree.
Speaker 13 (10:16):
With that a.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
God.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Yeah, you were closed. It was New Year's Day. They
chase the pig around is considered good luck. You don't
have to catch a pig, just touch one.
Speaker 8 (10:31):
Oh I got you that.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
It's place of marks on my foreheads America.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Laugh laugh, Tyler, We're gonna get you a nice consolation prize, buddy,
to get you down to Midway for you Christmas festivities,
I promise.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Okay, Hey, can I give a shout out? You sure can.
Speaker 14 (10:50):
I'd like to give a shout out to my.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Dad who's currently the Mayo Clinic in Jacksonville, Florida, battling
multiple my loma amelot, and I'd like to give a shout.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Out all the staff.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
They've been super awesome, open, praying for a great outcome.
Oh it's all right, your big show paying members. Tyler's
daddy out of Midway, Georgia. Get him on the list,
yow all right, Tyer, thank you, my buddy. You hang
on right quick for Jackie. Put about the hour on
(11:23):
top of your news. Right on the other side of
the support getting too old, big show Christmas song here,
but this day seven to nineteen. Hang on, good morning,
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it's a make show on the radio. How about I
read back Jone Jeff want to make shoe classic.
Speaker 13 (12:13):
Get it.
Speaker 11 (12:16):
Jeez m m m m mm hmmm mm hmmmm mm
hmmm mm hmmm.
Speaker 15 (12:29):
Song standing there, shies.
Speaker 16 (12:35):
He need to be about seventy three.
Speaker 13 (12:40):
So strong.
Speaker 16 (12:42):
Then he was moving and he was in a slick Yeah, sli.
Then he was moving on and he was in a
slick Yeah. I said, Santa Claus. Long time, say your Christmas.
(13:06):
Say it's gone, grabbing all the rains and.
Speaker 15 (13:16):
Slip the dog.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
You can see a street flames.
Speaker 11 (13:21):
In my eyes.
Speaker 15 (13:23):
This dog sounds inside nasty. Flew away he heard me
say yeah.
Speaker 16 (13:31):
Say when he flew away, heard me say yeah, said singing.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
Santa Claus.
Speaker 15 (13:40):
A little busy, I said, Santa Claus, he's going to
come say your Christmas.
Speaker 11 (13:50):
Mm hmmm mmmmm.
Speaker 15 (14:09):
N's he knew a way eventually say yes.
Speaker 16 (14:13):
Say when he blew away his say yeah, Sis, Santa Claus.
Speaker 15 (14:22):
A little bats all right, yes, said Sanga Claus. He's
going to come saying here Christmas. Slow, a little bat man, said,
I'm Santa Claus. He's going to come say your Christmas.
Sand lost a little bout many, I said, stand up, Claus,
(14:46):
he's going to come say you know christ he does.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Santa last a little bats, yes.
Speaker 15 (14:53):
Said I los Santa Claus. He's going from saying your Christmas.
Speaker 11 (14:58):
I love s.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Good morning, make shows on the radio, and here we go.
It's time for the grumpy old man.
Speaker 12 (15:45):
A cheese and pineapple. I'm old and I hate anything
to do with Christmas. In my day, we didn't have
any big, fancy.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Malls to go to. If we wanted to give someone.
Speaker 14 (16:01):
A gift, we'd find some poor dead animal, throw solid
in the snow, stick a bowl on it and give
it to our sweetie. Or we go out in the
barnyard and get handfuls of mule dung and make a
poop bunny. Hey, look at me, I'm handing out dead
animals and crack grinders.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I'm a stupid jackass hop doodly dang. And we liked
it that way. We didn't go for all that peace
on garbage on Christmas.
Speaker 14 (16:37):
We'd get licked up on for minute gopher in its
and go around town beating the daylights out of the
people who screwed us over the past year. Then we'd
cut their ears off and staple um to the barn door.
The one with the most ears got to sleep with
the town floozy. Then we get herpes and our privates
(16:58):
would fall off. Hey look at us, We're a bunch
of in a drinking floozy, humping.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Year hot and bob Barriers. Come on, help us find
our winkies. Ye but dipp dingly dode.
Speaker 5 (17:13):
And we liked it.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
We loved it.
Speaker 14 (17:18):
And there weren't no pretty tree sitting in the middle
of the house neither. If we wanted to decorate something,
we drag our crazy, drooling maniac spinster an out of
the root cellar and drake collard greens and noodles over
her and pray else she wouldn't have one of her
conniption fits in the middle of the night and kill
us all by digging out our brains with a rusty
(17:39):
spoon and using our skulls as a soup bowl. Hey,
lookie here, we're a bunch of bass ackwards hay seeds
decorating our looney kin. And when she kills us, we're
gonna go straight to hell. Oh happy day. We're morons,
and we liked it. But we did have sandy claws
(18:03):
until the year that stupid tubber guts dried shimmying down
the chimney. We're that fuzzy suitor. He has burst into flames.
By the time he hit the ground, he was like
a human torch. We chased him halfway across the county,
pelting him with rocks and manure, taking bets on when
he'd fall. And when we were dragging his charred corpse
(18:25):
back to the house, we saw them reindeer on the roof.
We bashed him in the head with a shovel and
filled the freezer with venison.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
And then we buried Sandy.
Speaker 14 (18:33):
And that's layout back so we wouldn't have to spend
the rest of our lives in the jug playing house
with a four hundred pound bruiser.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Whooptie wingle Wango.
Speaker 14 (18:44):
We're crazy Sandy burning backwards maniacs. We barbecued Father Christmas
and Friday's reindeer. We should hang long live stupidity.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
And we liked it.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
We loved it. Ah Jiggly Jangly Christmas states h Merry Christmas.
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Huh.
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His legal team filed a motion to dismiss an appeal
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Like?
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She had a birthday?
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Well?
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With Taylor, and a witness says the two of them
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How do you shower a billionaire Travis News? Anyway, Tate didn't.
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Taylor didn't return that favor. On Sunday, though she skipped
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Those Swifties look up where the Kelsey brothers played ballm.
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I mean it's they their their fandom has increased, the
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Uh.
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Jason Kelsey's wife Kylie, she had a podcast debut and
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Podcast her first podcast that was released.
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Though, the only thing that they couldn't do is get
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Yeah, I think she touches his gold. Hey, jay Z
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(24:20):
Rock Nation signed a five year deal in twenty nineteen
worth twenty five million dollars, and the NFL.
Speaker 8 (24:25):
Renewed that partnership just two months ago.
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So Roger Goodell said that the NFL will avoid a
knee jerk reaction to jay Z's legal entanglements until it
has its due process.
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So, you know, so he is a super Bowl entertainment.
Speaker 13 (24:39):
This book, I believe his I'm sorry, I think it's
his his business, Rock Motion. Yeah, so Beyonce, though, is
booked for the Christmas halftime show. She will be performing
the halftime show with Mariah singing. During the pregame, Netflix
has there's stuff together and they're streaming glitches they say
(25:00):
will risk ticking off football fans.
Speaker 8 (25:03):
So Netflix gets football on Christmas. But jay Z h,
I'm just backing up.
Speaker 13 (25:09):
He was named in a civil suit claiming that he
was with P Diddy at the two thousand MTV Video
Music Awards when there was some.
Speaker 8 (25:18):
Yes, you know, with an underage girl.
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If he's not, if he's not telling the truth, he
has the most conviction of being innocent I've ever seen.
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He must be. He'll either be the biggest liar for.
Speaker 8 (25:32):
Him or just was really at the wrong place at
the wrong time.
Speaker 7 (25:36):
Thing.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
I totally agree because they've been saying things that he's
been saying about it, or his attorney, and I'm like,
if he's down, if he's lying, he's damn good at.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Best I've ever seen. Yes, Sir, jay Z Yes, Well,
don't know you're talking about it. Oh, I know it's
somewhere getting.
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High trying to sell mobile phones and.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Martha Store. I had enough of him. I've had enough
of Peyton Manning.
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Now that you mentioned Peyton Manning, whatever, getting the Bayton
Manning just shut up and.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Christmas. Yeah, that's pretty good, that's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
All right, you were.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Probably finished anyway.
Speaker 8 (26:27):
Well I'm going to finish now.
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All right, good work there, baby, I had enough of
this whole entertainment biz right there.
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All right, well let's play. Let's get us a winther
like this.
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You told me to do it.
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I think wordy word would be an excellent game to
play right now. Can't stay to watch is out of breath?
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One ain't under big show. You told free Line. We'll
get a couple of contestants and play next.
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You.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Good morning, it's a wig show on the radio. Run
in to your Thursday morning feature track. Want to make
sure bedmarks.
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The classic iigon Jaggie Baby, it's cold outside. It was
some student trying to band that song.
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What we do?
Speaker 1 (27:36):
We stepped it up a notch. You're the girl, baby,
You the girl? Love that bores you thought of sexist before.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Keywords cold baby, It's got just hops right here standing
inside me.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Come all his way.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
I went to everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
I'm a wordy word and a wordy word let's meet
their contestants.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
We got Michael from Steel, Missouri. Good morning, Michael, Good morning,
Hey y'all. Welcome buddy.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Then let's say I had a Ken had a ringling Oklahoma,
Good morning, Ken.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Good morning, hey buddy.
Speaker 7 (28:15):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Then all right, boys, welcome Oklahoma Missouri.
Speaker 17 (28:19):
Ken.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
You got Taya on your side. It's John Boy and
Michael on the other. Then okay, boys, good luck. Well Ken,
you relax, me and Michael to go for the first
thirty seconds. What it sounds like somebody's got an NSA
scramble on that deal. That's weird. Yeah, all right, Michael,
Michael you okay there, buddy.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Yes, sir, this is my first time on the show.
When I'm ready to play.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Okay, all right, well let's do it. See what we
can put on the the board. If you're on a speaker.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Phone, pick up the receiver for us. Okay, yeah, Michael,
got weird noises and there it is. I'm awesome. All right,
good now we ready to pileo.
Speaker 8 (29:07):
College take credit?
Speaker 1 (29:13):
All right, Michael, are you ready?
Speaker 18 (29:16):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (29:16):
All right? Starting to clock now, he or she's in
charge of the courtroom. They're the here comes yes, all right,
this guy's in charge of the town. Yeah, uh huh,
all right, this is what you say to the judge.
No you're blank, I mean yes, you're blank. Uh huh,
(29:36):
all right?
Speaker 2 (29:37):
You do you have a blank cutting ceremony open a
new building? The mayor does this cuts the what with
a big pair of sesors? The cuts the bit with
with this.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Where the big par said, yes, all right, good word there,
but I can put them four on the board. So
Ken and Tater for their round one. See how we're
gonna do here?
Speaker 14 (29:59):
Ken?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (30:02):
Is ready?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
All right?
Speaker 2 (30:03):
And go?
Speaker 10 (30:04):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (30:05):
This game you play on the beach, it's called what beach?
Speaker 13 (30:09):
Sir? Styro blank? You might have a cooler made out
of this styro blank. Yeah, hey, you might have halle
Berry on your wall because you have a blank of her. Yes,
this this is your father because your mom remarried my stepdad.
Speaker 8 (30:31):
Yes, Santa comes down this at Chris.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Boom put a five on the Board's a good thing
you have had in advance where you could look at
that step down.
Speaker 8 (30:46):
I'm looking at it.
Speaker 13 (30:53):
All.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Five to four ten is leading that one? That's all right, Michael,
Let's see what we can do. Buddy, are you ready?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
I'm ready, all right, is ready to hold it up there?
I'm ready alright, starting to clock now, highest card in
the deck, the ace of not not diamond state, No, no,
theother one another black one, yes, uh huh? All right.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
The keebler elves make these in the tree and you
leave it for Santa Claus.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
You eat them chocolate chip in the world cookie, yes,
uh huh. This is a red stone, you give it
in a ring a blank red yes, uh huh. You
ride the blank. If you don't play, you ride thee.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
I'm gone and I'll ride a three on the four
a total of seven. All right, Taylor, trying to bring
out that secret pad you got over there, so you
and Ken we'll get.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Three to win too, will die? I can't.
Speaker 8 (32:03):
You can talk smack all they want.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
You're ready, yoe?
Speaker 8 (32:07):
All right?
Speaker 13 (32:07):
If you're a baseball player, you sit down on one
of these and thank you. If I hit you in
the arm, you get purple.
Speaker 8 (32:13):
What is that called? Yes, you have a knight and
what on your table? Knife? Fork ended?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Oh no, this is tough.
Speaker 17 (32:22):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
When we're singing, oh no, no, we still have.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Well, we're gonna have to throw away those easy ones
like that no, God and Michael, we came up a
little short eyes kidding they didn't she eat?
Speaker 1 (32:37):
I keep up, I keep us well. Anyway, you can't
even say he's careful because he doesn't want to be responsible.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
By go and steal Oklahoma, buddy, you can try again anytime.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
We appreciate you, alright, buddy, all right.
Speaker 8 (32:54):
My man, you had a whiner for a partner.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Tell me back.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
I hate for man so ken wrangling. Oh calhoma, No,
good game, buddy. You deserve this big old happy herd prize.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Back.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Y'all got some big alks out there, give me big ol'
elk and send me mistake.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Yes, sir, yes, sir, heah. We appreciate you, by congratulations,
Yes sir, Thank y'all. Good morning, got a big show
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Speaker 2 (33:25):
Richard Hudson at a Weddington, North Carolina, says I request
while sided by mister Sulu. All right, Richard, I was
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you got it coming up next. Good morning book shows
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on the radio. Here we go, Richard out of Weddington,
North Carolina. Here's your request.
Speaker 5 (34:38):
Captain Kirk and Alas other guys. We're all aboard the
starship Enterprise. When mister Spock said, hey Jim, let's go
out and get some trip. He said, hey Jim, take
a walk in the wild side. He said, hey, Bart,
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take a walk in the wild sad Scotty beamed him
down two tallows four somewhere they had never been before.
(35:21):
Captain Kirk made the scene. Met this baby and she
was green. She said, hey, Captain, he could walk from
the wild side. She said, hey Kirk, he could walk
from the wild side. And the Captain goes, do you do?
Speaker 17 (35:35):
Do you do?
Speaker 13 (35:36):
You do?
Speaker 19 (35:36):
You do?
Speaker 5 (35:37):
You You do?
Speaker 4 (35:38):
Do you do?
Speaker 13 (35:38):
Do you You do?
Speaker 3 (35:39):
You?
Speaker 13 (35:40):
You do? You do?
Speaker 14 (35:41):
You do?
Speaker 15 (35:42):
You do?
Speaker 3 (35:42):
You do?
Speaker 13 (35:43):
You do?
Speaker 1 (35:43):
You do?
Speaker 16 (35:44):
You do?
Speaker 14 (35:44):
Do you do?
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Do?
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Doo doo doo do doo doo doo doo doo do
doo doo do doo doo doo do doo doo doo
do doo doo doo.
Speaker 13 (35:55):
Do.
Speaker 5 (36:03):
Mister Spock never once showed emotion until he hit the
space bar looking for some local motion. You found the
best girl he could find. Went out of his bulking mind,
said hey baby, take a walk on the wild side.
She said, hay, Spot, take a walk on the wild side,
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all right. Doctor McCoy really had a Jones said, hey, hey, baby,
what do you think they call me? Bones? Scotty sat
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there looking sour, said.
Speaker 8 (36:48):
Scotty Girl, I haven't got no power, said.
Speaker 5 (36:51):
Hey, bones, take a walk on the wild side. She said, hey, Scottie,
take a walk on the wild side. And the captain goes,
do did you?
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Did you?
Speaker 11 (37:02):
Did?
Speaker 15 (37:02):
You?
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Did?
Speaker 8 (37:03):
You didn't?
Speaker 5 (37:04):
Didn't you did you? Didn't? Get you?
Speaker 14 (37:08):
Did you?
Speaker 5 (37:08):
Did you?
Speaker 13 (37:09):
Did?
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Do?
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Do?
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do
doo doo doo doo doo do doo doo doo doo
doo do.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Do the.
Speaker 13 (37:52):
The the.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Ay yee yi yai gleaming, I gonna do that to you.
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Here the feature track from The Big Show Big Box
for your John boyn Billy Christmas album, You Gotta Have
Ike and Jacket. Baby, it's cold outside keywords cold baby,
you get it?
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Okay, Jackie, Baby, it's many cats ike?
Speaker 7 (38:29):
Are you sure about this?
Speaker 1 (38:30):
You haven't known many little woman down the wrong path?
Steal the music, Baby, come on, let it flow.
Speaker 19 (38:37):
I really can't stand baby, it's cold outside.
Speaker 7 (38:42):
I've got to go away.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Baby, it's cold outside.
Speaker 7 (38:48):
This evening has bemshow, got a nice high.
Speaker 19 (38:52):
Silvey nice by for a chop he right, don will
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I'm about on my nerves.
Speaker 7 (39:05):
My father will be pacing the floor.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Look at them, sweet fag curt So.
Speaker 19 (39:10):
Really i'd better skirl's your hurry?
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Well, maybe just to have a drink more into the
flower neighbors my things show.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Not some nice cup boosts.
Speaker 7 (39:27):
Say what's in this stream?
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Just to make you loose?
Speaker 7 (39:33):
I really don't mean you're lucky in the sheets are
clean your ground?
Speaker 12 (39:40):
Said that booty on a guy ought to say no, No,
I ain't that kind of whole girl.
Speaker 7 (39:49):
At least I'm gonna say that. I try when I.
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Get fixing a r.
Speaker 7 (39:55):
I really can't stand hold out eby. It's cold outside.
Speaker 14 (40:05):
See you got to heat, baby, I don't really think so,
oh baby, I know so you should have hurt tea today.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
I cain'tout enough for Tennessee.
Speaker 8 (40:15):
Let's go again.
Speaker 7 (40:18):
I simply must go.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
You're gonna be froze outside.
Speaker 19 (40:23):
The answer is no crack hits in the holes outside.
Speaker 7 (40:29):
I'm trying to shoot. Put on that coke girl, little class.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Put my foot ride in ya.
Speaker 7 (40:40):
I ought to be home in big.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Don't make me go upside your hair.
Speaker 19 (40:46):
I'm trying to just reason to get halfway. Pitt I'm
feeling a little scared.
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You didn't think I can.
Speaker 7 (40:57):
Let's take it back down and.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
Don't act like a crazy bee.
Speaker 7 (41:02):
I really shouldn't leave.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Maybe don't start again.
Speaker 7 (41:08):
It's hard to believe.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Have a glass of gin.
Speaker 7 (41:14):
There's something about you.
Speaker 19 (41:16):
You're talking I kind line be the natural News messy.
You make me feel kind of dish in less get
I never felt this way before.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
Wrap your penny down on a floor.
Speaker 7 (41:36):
Really can't stand a fold out? Baby's cold? Shut talking
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about was that too flat?
Speaker 11 (42:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (42:02):
You a lot of things flat ain't one of them.
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Speaker 1 (42:37):
You Hey, re's your days, you own tomorrow. Love you
mane it
Something happened and they put the hat on him. He
started dancing around Frosty. I just sing along sidedly in
my head. Put this Christmas bumper bed I know, well,
I'll keep it that way silent.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Please leave some work somebody else, all right, Big Show
che Rudolph the red Neck Reindeer's performed live in the
Big Show's studio, and Donnie Murray in a smoky mountain
oister band.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Route off the red Neck rein deer smoke looking strike saying,
DIP's nerves and when it comes to cold gear he.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Couldn't ever get in.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
He carried a salt all shotgun, and I always.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Leading back his furs ten all out the raindeer all
the time called him Sir Shelly.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Lived in a double white trailer, pink bout a mile
thumbs and his house and eat and the Christmas root
all would always get soil and walk down to the
stable where the other rangers would be eating.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Hey chest up spent till by the juice hand tounch
out to or.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Like maim and killed.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Then one foggy Christmas, leave.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Fanny come down there to Rudolph Trail, where Rudolf was
laid up in the bed trying to get over last
night's big wing dig at the channel nineteen.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Sea bee cutting. That's another song anyway.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
When Santa Claus coming there and seeing the shake bold
Rudolf was in, he got real Matt Rudolf covering record
bottles and sagarette butts all over the floor there, and
he said, Rudolf, you married get on the dead gun
wagon and drew.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
On my slid the night board.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Well, Rudolf him like Santa Claus yelling at him early
in the morning. You know, so I reached over and
took a cheer the last night's red man and got
it nice and juicy and spit it into left eye
Sandy Claus. And he took one of them balls and
busted it over a bed and come at Santa clau
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He says, get the heck out of here, your de
gun fat hippie.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Sandy Clauk didn't like at a tall you know, you're
all coming at him with a morning ugu or what.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Sandy Claus didn't know was it Rudolf? I mean, what
Rudolf didn't know? What that Christmas punch is getting to me?
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Boy?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Or what Claus?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
What Rudolph didn't know what. And Sandy Claus been taking
cool lesson called.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Smer long ear and the Chinese health had been fortunate.
So went on Rudolf come at it with that bolling off,
you know.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Shanda Claus counter attack.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
And Rudolph lay flat on the floor. Oh my goodness,
rudofs the red from egg rain. There had a very blood.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Ain't all everybody, and it burstall he in sack claw
all out.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
The rainers now laughing, throng back there.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Pard do the net rain there that hor Nos got.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Right track.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
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No I do got some Christmas carols, and boy, I
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Very Larry Christmas Larry Ban tour doing some Christmas shots
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Speaker 7 (05:14):
Tried.
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We celebrate in the course with Christmas. When the Lord
discovered America on the Edmund Fitzgerald you can read about
it in second parentheses. And I got some good Christmas carols.
Of course, I'm a black belt in karaoke show. I'm
a good sang gay job. You bum bombone money don't
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grow on trees, you bum boom boom boon heart hair
lip Angel saying foggy, she has the most wonderful lass
I have seen. It's term and it's round, and it's leaning.
It's me in two bat he's fifteen.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
That's it now, that's not You're in big show time
out Florida.
Speaker 8 (06:06):
Apologize you.
Speaker 9 (06:08):
Call the doctor, Liz bleeding, try to pit my pitbull,
Sam that dumb some he knew Bader.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
Now he's in the hospital without his hands.
Speaker 7 (06:23):
Silent fORCH dead leaf Arch always calm not for long.
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Oh, come all year legalmmigrants, come and get damn green
cart and learn some day I mean English head, then.
Speaker 11 (06:46):
How to broad.
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I ain't rich, just embarrassing or something.
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Don need to retard at an acorn water head rise
five foot three, and he said to me, I.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Like cater Todge.
Speaker 11 (07:07):
Mothers a wrong.
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It's very very wrong, honey. Let's play our game Beating
the Blonde.
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running to your Thursday, December the nineteenth, our featured track
from the Big Show bit Box a mons for your
John Boy Milly Christmas album and Jackie saying, baby, it's
cold outside.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
There's a key words cold baby perfect. Here's the big
box at to make sure not coming right now. That's
why I game called be de Blonde.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I can test it right, baby, out of midway, Georgia, Tyler,
Good morning, Tyler.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Good lord, Hey buddy. All right, Tyler.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
We're gonna ask Tader some questions. She will answer to
the best her built to you agree, disagree? Two bills
for two buzzers.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
We'll win. Let's jump in here, Tyler.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Right, according to economist, what's the main thing we get
from Honduras?
Speaker 8 (08:46):
Waitit a minute, you got it too?
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Why yay yo?
Speaker 8 (08:53):
Bananas?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Bana? Tyler?
Speaker 12 (08:56):
Man?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Tyler me banana? Tyler? Do you disagree?
Speaker 12 (09:04):
Agree?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Are on bananas dog gone to?
Speaker 13 (09:11):
No?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
It's coffee coffee the time it was bananas.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
But there has been a couple of storms that took
down their banana. Well, well you didn't account for the
storms that took out the bananas. That's how we're still alive.
Let's see what we got here, Hungarians. You know my
brother is married to a Hungarian lady, Erica. Uh huh
(09:36):
better when he was over being a missionary. How about that? Well,
let's see maybe I can help you.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Hungarians traditionally run around chasing pigs on a certain day.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
It wouldn't have to be this one.
Speaker 11 (09:50):
What what day?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Tater?
Speaker 8 (09:53):
Sheyday?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
I couldn't get her out to chase a frozen dinner.
They're not gonna chase a pig.
Speaker 8 (10:04):
But other Hungarians they're chasing pigs on Christmas.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
They chase a pig on Christmas. Tyler, what Tayner says
it sounds pretty good.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Au Grey, Okay, I agree.
Speaker 13 (10:16):
With that a.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
God.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Yeah, you were closed. It was New Year's Day. They
chase the pig around is considered good luck. You don't
have to catch a pig, just touch one.
Speaker 8 (10:31):
Oh I got you that.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
It's place of marks on my foreheads America.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Laugh laugh, Tyler, We're gonna get you a nice consolation prize, buddy,
to get you down to Midway for you Christmas festivities,
I promise.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Okay, Hey, can I give a shout out? You sure can.
Speaker 14 (10:50):
I'd like to give a shout out to my.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Dad who's currently the Mayo Clinic in Jacksonville, Florida, battling
multiple my loma amelot, and I'd like to give a shout.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Out all the staff.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
They've been super awesome, open, praying for a great outcome.
Oh it's all right, your big show paying members. Tyler's
daddy out of Midway, Georgia. Get him on the list,
yow all right, Tyer, thank you, my buddy. You hang
on right quick for Jackie. Put about the hour on
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top of your news. Right on the other side of
the support getting too old, big show Christmas song here,
but this day seven to nineteen. Hang on, good morning,
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it's a make show on the radio. How about I
read back Jone Jeff want to make shoe classic.
Speaker 13 (12:13):
Get it.
Speaker 11 (12:16):
Jeez m m m m mm hmmm mm hmmmm mm
hmmm mm hmmm.
Speaker 15 (12:29):
Song standing there, shies.
Speaker 16 (12:35):
He need to be about seventy three.
Speaker 13 (12:40):
So strong.
Speaker 16 (12:42):
Then he was moving and he was in a slick Yeah, sli.
Then he was moving on and he was in a
slick Yeah. I said, Santa Claus. Long time, say your Christmas.
(13:06):
Say it's gone, grabbing all the rains and.
Speaker 15 (13:16):
Slip the dog.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
You can see a street flames.
Speaker 11 (13:21):
In my eyes.
Speaker 15 (13:23):
This dog sounds inside nasty. Flew away he heard me
say yeah.
Speaker 16 (13:31):
Say when he flew away, heard me say yeah, said singing.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
Santa Claus.
Speaker 15 (13:40):
A little busy, I said, Santa Claus, he's going to
come say your Christmas.
Speaker 11 (13:50):
Mm hmmm mmmmm.
Speaker 15 (14:09):
N's he knew a way eventually say yes.
Speaker 16 (14:13):
Say when he blew away his say yeah, Sis, Santa Claus.
Speaker 15 (14:22):
A little bats all right, yes, said Sanga Claus. He's
going to come saying here Christmas. Slow, a little bat man, said,
I'm Santa Claus. He's going to come say your Christmas.
Sand lost a little bout many, I said, stand up, Claus,
(14:46):
he's going to come say you know christ he does.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Santa last a little bats, yes.
Speaker 15 (14:53):
Said I los Santa Claus. He's going from saying your Christmas.
Speaker 11 (14:58):
I love s.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Good morning, make shows on the radio, and here we go.
It's time for the grumpy old man.
Speaker 12 (15:45):
A cheese and pineapple. I'm old and I hate anything
to do with Christmas. In my day, we didn't have
any big, fancy.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Malls to go to. If we wanted to give someone.
Speaker 14 (16:01):
A gift, we'd find some poor dead animal, throw solid
in the snow, stick a bowl on it and give
it to our sweetie. Or we go out in the
barnyard and get handfuls of mule dung and make a
poop bunny. Hey, look at me, I'm handing out dead
animals and crack grinders.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I'm a stupid jackass hop doodly dang. And we liked
it that way. We didn't go for all that peace
on garbage on Christmas.
Speaker 14 (16:37):
We'd get licked up on for minute gopher in its
and go around town beating the daylights out of the
people who screwed us over the past year. Then we'd
cut their ears off and staple um to the barn door.
The one with the most ears got to sleep with
the town floozy. Then we get herpes and our privates
(16:58):
would fall off. Hey look at us, We're a bunch
of in a drinking floozy, humping.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Year hot and bob Barriers. Come on, help us find
our winkies. Ye but dipp dingly dode.
Speaker 5 (17:13):
And we liked it.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
We loved it.
Speaker 14 (17:18):
And there weren't no pretty tree sitting in the middle
of the house neither. If we wanted to decorate something,
we drag our crazy, drooling maniac spinster an out of
the root cellar and drake collard greens and noodles over
her and pray else she wouldn't have one of her
conniption fits in the middle of the night and kill
us all by digging out our brains with a rusty
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spoon and using our skulls as a soup bowl. Hey,
lookie here, we're a bunch of bass ackwards hay seeds
decorating our looney kin. And when she kills us, we're
gonna go straight to hell. Oh happy day. We're morons,
and we liked it. But we did have sandy claws
(18:03):
until the year that stupid tubber guts dried shimmying down
the chimney. We're that fuzzy suitor. He has burst into flames.
By the time he hit the ground, he was like
a human torch. We chased him halfway across the county,
pelting him with rocks and manure, taking bets on when
he'd fall. And when we were dragging his charred corpse
(18:25):
back to the house, we saw them reindeer on the roof.
We bashed him in the head with a shovel and
filled the freezer with venison.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
And then we buried Sandy.
Speaker 14 (18:33):
And that's layout back so we wouldn't have to spend
the rest of our lives in the jug playing house
with a four hundred pound bruiser.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Whooptie wingle Wango.
Speaker 14 (18:44):
We're crazy Sandy burning backwards maniacs. We barbecued Father Christmas
and Friday's reindeer. We should hang long live stupidity.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
And we liked it.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
We loved it. Ah Jiggly Jangly Christmas states h Merry Christmas.
Right back in good morning, you got the big show
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Good morning, Vicious Connery, Sean Connery. And you might think
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All right, some legal news.
Speaker 13 (21:50):
First, did p Diddy is giving up on attempting to
get out of jail ahead of his criminal trial in May.
I bet you didn't know, but he made several attempts.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Huh.
Speaker 13 (22:00):
His legal team filed a motion to dismiss an appeal
after being rejected three times over the concerns of possible
witness intimidation as well as being a flight risk.
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So he did, he puff daddy whatever.
Speaker 13 (22:13):
He will remain in custody in Brooklyn for at least
the next six months. The trial is set to begin
on May fifth, and that's according to CBS News.
Speaker 8 (22:24):
I know you're also concerned about Taylor and Travis. They
do what's the love life?
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Like?
Speaker 8 (22:30):
She had a birthday?
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Did he know?
Speaker 8 (22:31):
Did he respond?
Speaker 11 (22:32):
Well?
Speaker 13 (22:33):
It was looking dicey for a minute, but Travis made
it to celebrate Taylor Swift's thirty fifth birthday.
Speaker 8 (22:38):
Yep, had had to move a little bit.
Speaker 13 (22:41):
First, he had to attend a mandatory Chief's holiday party
and he was spotted in an Instagram post with the
daughter of the team owner.
Speaker 8 (22:48):
Then he broke out early to be.
Speaker 13 (22:49):
With Taylor, and a witness says the two of them
celebrated privately two three and he absolutely showered her with gifts.
Speaker 8 (22:58):
How do you shower a billionaire Travis News? Anyway, Tate didn't.
Speaker 13 (23:02):
Taylor didn't return that favor. On Sunday, though she skipped
the Chiefs game in Cleveland against the Browns. I know
several people were looking for they never showed her. She
wasn't there. Oh, fans were hoping she would show since
the Kelsey brothers grew up nearby and played their college
ball at Cincinnati.
Speaker 8 (23:18):
So that is according to the tabloids. Thank y'all for
that minute of our life.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Those Swifties look up where the Kelsey brothers played ballm.
Speaker 13 (23:28):
I mean it's they their their fandom has increased, the
whole family.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
Uh.
Speaker 13 (23:33):
Jason Kelsey's wife Kylie, she had a podcast debut and
beat out Joe Rogan.
Speaker 8 (23:42):
Podcast her first podcast that was released.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Though, the only thing that they couldn't do is get
Kamala elected president. That shows how bad she was couldn't
move the elections. Good everything else all right?
Speaker 13 (23:58):
Yeah, I think she touches his gold. Hey, jay Z
probably probably regret and being friends with P Diddy. He
is fighting for his reputation, his business, and lucrative partnerships
with the NFL, to name a few. They had selected
the super Bowl halftime performer for this year for in January.
(24:20):
Rock Nation signed a five year deal in twenty nineteen
worth twenty five million dollars, and the NFL.
Speaker 8 (24:25):
Renewed that partnership just two months ago.
Speaker 13 (24:27):
So Roger Goodell said that the NFL will avoid a
knee jerk reaction to jay Z's legal entanglements until it
has its due process.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
So, you know, so he is a super Bowl entertainment.
Speaker 13 (24:39):
This book, I believe his I'm sorry, I think it's
his his business, Rock Motion. Yeah, so Beyonce, though, is
booked for the Christmas halftime show. She will be performing
the halftime show with Mariah singing. During the pregame, Netflix
has there's stuff together and they're streaming glitches they say
(25:00):
will risk ticking off football fans.
Speaker 8 (25:03):
So Netflix gets football on Christmas. But jay Z h,
I'm just backing up.
Speaker 13 (25:09):
He was named in a civil suit claiming that he
was with P Diddy at the two thousand MTV Video
Music Awards when there was some.
Speaker 8 (25:18):
Yes, you know, with an underage girl.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
If he's not, if he's not telling the truth, he
has the most conviction of being innocent I've ever seen.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
He must be. He'll either be the biggest liar for.
Speaker 8 (25:32):
Him or just was really at the wrong place at
the wrong time.
Speaker 7 (25:36):
Thing.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
I totally agree because they've been saying things that he's
been saying about it, or his attorney, and I'm like,
if he's down, if he's lying, he's damn good at.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Best I've ever seen. Yes, Sir, jay Z Yes, Well,
don't know you're talking about it. Oh, I know it's
somewhere getting.
Speaker 8 (26:00):
High trying to sell mobile phones and.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Martha Store. I had enough of him. I've had enough
of Peyton Manning.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Now that you mentioned Peyton Manning, whatever, getting the Bayton
Manning just shut up and.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Christmas. Yeah, that's pretty good, that's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
All right, you were.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Probably finished anyway.
Speaker 8 (26:27):
Well I'm going to finish now.
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All right, good work there, baby, I had enough of
this whole entertainment biz right there.
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All right, well let's play. Let's get us a winther
like this.
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I think wordy word would be an excellent game to
play right now. Can't stay to watch is out of breath?
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One ain't under big show. You told free Line. We'll
get a couple of contestants and play next.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
You.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
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The classic iigon Jaggie Baby, it's cold outside. It was
some student trying to band that song.
Speaker 15 (27:35):
What we do?
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We stepped it up a notch. You're the girl, baby,
You the girl? Love that bores you thought of sexist before.
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Keywords cold baby, It's got just hops right here standing
inside me.
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Come all his way.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
I went to everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
I'm a wordy word and a wordy word let's meet
their contestants.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
We got Michael from Steel, Missouri. Good morning, Michael, Good morning,
Hey y'all. Welcome buddy.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Then let's say I had a Ken had a ringling Oklahoma,
Good morning, Ken.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Good morning, hey buddy.
Speaker 7 (28:15):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Then all right, boys, welcome Oklahoma Missouri.
Speaker 17 (28:19):
Ken.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
You got Taya on your side. It's John Boy and
Michael on the other. Then okay, boys, good luck. Well Ken,
you relax, me and Michael to go for the first
thirty seconds. What it sounds like somebody's got an NSA
scramble on that deal. That's weird. Yeah, all right, Michael,
Michael you okay there, buddy.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Yes, sir, this is my first time on the show.
When I'm ready to play.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Okay, all right, well let's do it. See what we
can put on the the board. If you're on a speaker.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Phone, pick up the receiver for us. Okay, yeah, Michael,
got weird noises and there it is. I'm awesome. All right,
good now we ready to pileo.
Speaker 8 (29:07):
College take credit?
Speaker 1 (29:13):
All right, Michael, are you ready?
Speaker 18 (29:16):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (29:16):
All right? Starting to clock now, he or she's in
charge of the courtroom. They're the here comes yes, all right,
this guy's in charge of the town. Yeah, uh huh,
all right, this is what you say to the judge.
No you're blank, I mean yes, you're blank. Uh huh,
(29:36):
all right?
Speaker 2 (29:37):
You do you have a blank cutting ceremony open a
new building? The mayor does this cuts the what with
a big pair of sesors? The cuts the bit with
with this.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Where the big par said, yes, all right, good word there,
but I can put them four on the board. So
Ken and Tater for their round one. See how we're
gonna do here?
Speaker 14 (29:59):
Ken?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (30:02):
Is ready?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
All right?
Speaker 2 (30:03):
And go?
Speaker 10 (30:04):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (30:05):
This game you play on the beach, it's called what beach?
Speaker 13 (30:09):
Sir? Styro blank? You might have a cooler made out
of this styro blank. Yeah, hey, you might have halle
Berry on your wall because you have a blank of her. Yes,
this this is your father because your mom remarried my stepdad.
Speaker 8 (30:31):
Yes, Santa comes down this at Chris.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Boom put a five on the Board's a good thing
you have had in advance where you could look at
that step down.
Speaker 8 (30:46):
I'm looking at it.
Speaker 13 (30:53):
All.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Five to four ten is leading that one? That's all right, Michael,
Let's see what we can do. Buddy, are you ready?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
I'm ready, all right, is ready to hold it up there?
I'm ready alright, starting to clock now, highest card in
the deck, the ace of not not diamond state, No, no,
theother one another black one, yes, uh huh? All right.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
The keebler elves make these in the tree and you
leave it for Santa Claus.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
You eat them chocolate chip in the world cookie, yes,
uh huh. This is a red stone, you give it
in a ring a blank red yes, uh huh. You
ride the blank. If you don't play, you ride thee.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
I'm gone and I'll ride a three on the four
a total of seven. All right, Taylor, trying to bring
out that secret pad you got over there, so you
and Ken we'll get.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Three to win too, will die? I can't.
Speaker 8 (32:03):
You can talk smack all they want.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
You're ready, yoe?
Speaker 8 (32:07):
All right?
Speaker 13 (32:07):
If you're a baseball player, you sit down on one
of these and thank you. If I hit you in
the arm, you get purple.
Speaker 8 (32:13):
What is that called? Yes, you have a knight and
what on your table? Knife? Fork ended?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Oh no, this is tough.
Speaker 17 (32:22):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
When we're singing, oh no, no, we still have.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Well, we're gonna have to throw away those easy ones
like that no, God and Michael, we came up a
little short eyes kidding they didn't she eat?
Speaker 1 (32:37):
I keep up, I keep us well. Anyway, you can't
even say he's careful because he doesn't want to be responsible.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
By go and steal Oklahoma, buddy, you can try again anytime.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
We appreciate you, alright, buddy, all right.
Speaker 8 (32:54):
My man, you had a whiner for a partner.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Tell me back.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
I hate for man so ken wrangling. Oh calhoma, No,
good game, buddy. You deserve this big old happy herd prize.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Back.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Y'all got some big alks out there, give me big ol'
elk and send me mistake.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Yes, sir, yes, sir, heah. We appreciate you, by congratulations,
Yes sir, Thank y'all. Good morning, got a big show
on the radio. Bit request time.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Richard Hudson at a Weddington, North Carolina, says I request
while sided by mister Sulu. All right, Richard, I was
breading around wedding and we'll be going through that later, buddy,
you got it coming up next. Good morning book shows
(34:07):
on the radio. Here we go, Richard out of Weddington,
North Carolina. Here's your request.
Speaker 5 (34:38):
Captain Kirk and Alas other guys. We're all aboard the
starship Enterprise. When mister Spock said, hey Jim, let's go
out and get some trip. He said, hey Jim, take
a walk in the wild side. He said, hey, Bart,
(34:58):
take a walk in the wild sad Scotty beamed him
down two tallows four somewhere they had never been before.
(35:21):
Captain Kirk made the scene. Met this baby and she
was green. She said, hey, Captain, he could walk from
the wild side. She said, hey Kirk, he could walk
from the wild side. And the Captain goes, do you do?
Speaker 17 (35:35):
Do you do?
Speaker 13 (35:36):
You do?
Speaker 19 (35:36):
You do?
Speaker 5 (35:37):
You You do?
Speaker 4 (35:38):
Do you do?
Speaker 13 (35:38):
Do you You do?
Speaker 3 (35:39):
You?
Speaker 13 (35:40):
You do? You do?
Speaker 14 (35:41):
You do?
Speaker 15 (35:42):
You do?
Speaker 3 (35:42):
You do?
Speaker 13 (35:43):
You do?
Speaker 1 (35:43):
You do?
Speaker 16 (35:44):
You do?
Speaker 14 (35:44):
Do you do?
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Do?
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Doo doo doo do doo doo doo doo doo do
doo doo do doo doo doo do doo doo doo
do doo doo doo.
Speaker 13 (35:55):
Do.
Speaker 5 (36:03):
Mister Spock never once showed emotion until he hit the
space bar looking for some local motion. You found the
best girl he could find. Went out of his bulking mind,
said hey baby, take a walk on the wild side.
She said, hay, Spot, take a walk on the wild side,
(36:26):
all right. Doctor McCoy really had a Jones said, hey, hey, baby,
what do you think they call me? Bones? Scotty sat
(36:47):
there looking sour, said.
Speaker 8 (36:48):
Scotty Girl, I haven't got no power, said.
Speaker 5 (36:51):
Hey, bones, take a walk on the wild side. She said, hey, Scottie,
take a walk on the wild side. And the captain goes,
do did you?
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Did you?
Speaker 11 (37:02):
Did?
Speaker 15 (37:02):
You?
Speaker 3 (37:03):
Did?
Speaker 8 (37:03):
You didn't?
Speaker 5 (37:04):
Didn't you did you? Didn't? Get you?
Speaker 14 (37:08):
Did you?
Speaker 5 (37:08):
Did you?
Speaker 13 (37:09):
Did?
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Do?
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Do?
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do
doo doo doo doo doo do doo doo doo doo
doo do.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Do the.
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The the.
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Ay yee yi yai gleaming, I gonna do that to you.
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Here the feature track from The Big Show Big Box
for your John boyn Billy Christmas album, You Gotta Have
Ike and Jacket. Baby, it's cold outside keywords cold baby,
you get it?
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Okay, Jackie, Baby, it's many cats ike?
Speaker 7 (38:29):
Are you sure about this?
Speaker 1 (38:30):
You haven't known many little woman down the wrong path?
Steal the music, Baby, come on, let it flow.
Speaker 19 (38:37):
I really can't stand baby, it's cold outside.
Speaker 7 (38:42):
I've got to go away.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Baby, it's cold outside.
Speaker 7 (38:48):
This evening has bemshow, got a nice high.
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Silvey nice by for a chop he right, don will
start to work.
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I'm about on my nerves.
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My father will be pacing the floor.
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Just to make you loose?
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I really don't mean you're lucky in the sheets are
clean your ground?
Speaker 12 (39:40):
Said that booty on a guy ought to say no, No,
I ain't that kind of whole girl.
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At least I'm gonna say that. I try when I.
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Speaker 14 (40:05):
See you got to heat, baby, I don't really think so,
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I cain'tout enough for Tennessee.
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Let's go again.
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I simply must go.
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You're gonna be froze outside.
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The answer is no crack hits in the holes outside.
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I'm trying to shoot. Put on that coke girl, little class.
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Put my foot ride in ya.
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I ought to be home in big.
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Don't make me go upside your hair.
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I'm trying to just reason to get halfway. Pitt I'm
feeling a little scared.
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You didn't think I can.
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I really shouldn't leave.
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It's hard to believe.
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Yeah?
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