May 23, 2024 • 39 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll check in with Booby Cole about an upcoming giveaway including a brand-new LS Tractor.. - Gary Busey’s discovers another quick money making opportunity with a celebrity carwash.. - Doug Rice checks in on the drama that is unfolding between Kyle Busch and Ricky Stenhouse as we lead into the Coca-Cola 600 this weekend at our hometown track, Charlotte Motor Speedway.. - and we’ll close things out today with Ike Turner’s response to another listener’s letter and Cadbury Climbs into John Boy’s Pretend Fort..
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Speaker 1 (00:26):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
There's a Big Show on the radio going to your Thursday,
May twenty third. Today's feature track from The Big Show
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Coca Cola six hundred. Is this Sunday Cadbury visits John Boys,
pretend Fort. Search for keywords for tend Fort hit the
Big Box app The Big Show dot com in Right now,
(00:50):
it is time to play beat the Blonde. There's me
not contestant Adam Anderson, South Carolina Chaffey because good morning, Keathy,
Good morning, Good morning Kathy. We're gonna ask Tata some questions.
You agree or disagree whether you think she's right or not,
and two bells will win, two buzzers and lose. All right, Bubba.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Turkey, So, Tata, is it.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Possible to cross breed a turkey with a chicken?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Oh no, lookout, you've been on your tractor thinking again.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I could tell I can tell a chicken a cross
breed a turkey with a chicken. No, you cannot, No,
you cannot, Kathy, agree or disagree? I disagreed, and that
was the thing to do. Yes, you actually can.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
They are weird looking creatures.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Many shall me pictures of her. They're known as turkickens.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Yep, And why would you want to do that?
Speaker 5 (02:06):
It has like a like a chicken body with the
turkey's long neck and head.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
So I thought, maybe that's just for people who like
turkey necks, you know them because they steal the body
of a chicken.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Maybe maybe they're for the hunters because they're slower.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
We'll worry about that later, but that is one bell
for you. Kathy, good work. Here we go. We got
a true or false question? Okay, So Taylor Duke University
offers college courses that include goat watching as part of
the curriculum.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Well, I went to Duke and not only did we
do yoga with what why are you looking at?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Not only did we have yoga.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
Classes with goats?
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Yeah, we had a goat watching class.
Speaker 7 (02:56):
True.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
True, they do have goat watching at Duke University. Kathy,
agree or disagree? Disagree, and that's actually true? Is in fact,
the Duke University Goat Watchers Society has been credited with
(03:17):
numerous published studies, including one that concluded goats are delightful
companions for humans. I always thought it was fun with
the fainting goats.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Yeah, sure, that's not till your second year. And I
did not go to Duke.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Well, it'd probably be a great class to meet the
football players.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
All right, Goaty gonna win it or lose it on
this one right here? All right, Taylor. According to experts,
do pilots have to worry about geese at twenty nine
thousand feet in the air?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Maybe, but only if the flight attendants overserved them. Coach, Yes,
they do have to worry about keys.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Worry about geeze at twenty nine thousand feet, she says, yes, Kathy,
agree or disagree? Agree, and that there's the wind is true.
They've been photographed that high.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
How about that?
Speaker 8 (04:24):
You know you didn't know?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Kathy? You got your big old LS track reprice back,
head down to Anderson, You got a baby hang on
bottom of the hour and Tom, are you a news
right on the other side? Ballad of Daryl and Rusty.
(04:49):
You'll remember that. Good morning, it's a big show on
(05:28):
the radio. We are headed toward Memorial Dave weekend and
the run into the Coca Cola six hundred at our
hometown track to Sharn the Motor Speedway. We've been talking
about the All Star race over the weekend. Joe Logano
wins it had a good fight after it, and that
was the one if Kyle Busch would maybe maybe get
(05:48):
out of there before the races anyway, So uh, Stenhouse
Junior wrecked Kyle Busch on the second lap of the
Star Race. So gorge them drivers. They got long memories.
So Kyle didn't forget toward the end of the race. Yeah,
well you had time to have a hot dog and
a coke. What I thought about it? Man, that's something
(06:12):
and uh we was talking about they were talking about, Man,
we lost one of the greats in NASCAR, our good
friend of ours, Eddie Gossage, who passed away. He was
running Texas Motor Speedways, been there since the since the first.
He retired a few years ago from that. But dog
gone it. I was Eddie and uh in the middle,
(06:33):
it's always All Star Race. That was the very first
All Star Race, one hot night that was in Charlotte,
North Carolina. And that was Eddie Gossage when he was
at Charlotte Motor Speedway getting everything done for that very
first running. That's when he gave the driver. Of course.
Logana won one million dollars on Sunday night up in
North Wilkesboro back then, the very first one gave the
(06:53):
driver two hundred and fifty thousand, nice, nice pay day.
That's when Rusty wrecked Darryl Waltrip, and we wrote a
little song about it. And the infield did get in
a fight. We had good fights. It wasn't just a
couple of guys. It was like whole teams going.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
In the stand.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Pretty good anyway. And TBS the superstation was carrying the
code CODA six hundred back then, and they led the
broadcast with this John Boy and Billy hit. That summed
up one hot night the first All Star Race, 't it? Well?
(07:41):
Darrow went down to Charlotte. He was looking for a
pole of steel. He was racing tide filled with pride.
He wasn't gonna make no deal when it came across
this young boy driving at Cody at car real hot
and he pulled right up beside the mare and said, boy,
let me tell you what. I guess you didn't know it,
but I'm a NASCAR driver too, and if you'd care
to take it, I'll make a vent with you. Now.
(08:02):
You drive pretty good NASCAR boy, but give the darrylsdo
I better seat on the pole against your soul, because
I think I'm better than you.
Speaker 7 (08:09):
The boy said, my name's Rusty, and it might be
a sin. I'll take your time and whip your heart.
I'm the best it's ever been.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Roosty, better of your car, and drive that body hard
because I was some charlatan. And Darryl he was a card.
And if you ain't, you'll get this shy trophy made
of brass if you lose down to kick your Darreld
(08:38):
opened up his leave and said I'll start this show.
And fire flew from his fingertips and he let that
Chevy go, but him and Rusty bumped it up, and
he made an evil hiss and the pit crew boys
all jumped in. That sounded something like.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
You he come right up into it.
Speaker 7 (08:57):
I ain't belief.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
He had then so immature. Oh you don't want to
see him the door.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
I'man rudder.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
You aren't only whatever you say.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Six, Why don't tell you hold on?
Speaker 8 (09:13):
You're rat out?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Card? Wouldn't Darryl spun out? And rust you said you're.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
Pretty good, old son. Sitting back there with the rest
of the back, let me show you how it's done.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Fire Grace red water sicks the hold a man feels
in up five Queenie in a red pam picking up door.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Cow?
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Does you call on? No? Y'all knows?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Oh, hey in the wall, Janner, give me another car
down here?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Pray I can know?
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Talking my house like.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Missus shut on the sonnet? What Darryl bowed his head
because he knew that he had been beat kept saying
maybe I'd have won if Rusty didn't cheat. Rusty said, Daryl, just.
Speaker 7 (10:17):
Come on Mac, if you ever want to run with me,
I told you once before.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Old man, I'm a cocky.
Speaker 9 (10:22):
Yes, Homie, fire on a racetrack water side, hold on
into his head a fight?
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Who ain't in a red pan.
Speaker 8 (10:31):
Picking up dog?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Kyle? Did your car run?
Speaker 4 (10:35):
No?
Speaker 6 (10:35):
China?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I hate in a wall again? Jenny's phoenix on the.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
Phone, call me a come.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio West. Been a
while since our next guest paid us a visit. Buddies
here now, so please welcome international star of stage and screen,
the one and only Alan Swan.
Speaker 10 (11:42):
Stand upside name and unless y'all prepared to go beyond
second base, keep your hands to yourself.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Misters.
Speaker 10 (11:52):
One is me John Boy, John Boy, good heavens, when
did you start working for the TSA.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Mister Swan, you're in the big show studios.
Speaker 6 (12:02):
Oh, thank heavens. Signor Bombacelle, May I remind you to
wake me up before I start walking?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Do I hear you just got back from overseas making
a movie?
Speaker 10 (12:13):
As a matter of fact, I just wrapped on a
picture in Australia about a man hooked on plastic surgery.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
What's the title?
Speaker 6 (12:21):
Back to the Suture.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Australia. Wow, that's a long plane ride. Do you enjoy
flying if the liquor is free?
Speaker 10 (12:31):
Yes, but alas the airlines these days are not what
they used to be. On my way over, our departure
was delayed. The stewardess said, it's all right. It's just
that the pilot didn't like the sound one of the
engines was making, and it's taking us a while to
find a new pilot.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
It all went okay. Then i'd have been scared to death.
Speaker 10 (12:53):
I don't fair death, John bought. I fear the drake
cot running out of gym.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
You must have seen it all. Flying for all these years.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
Started in my twenties.
Speaker 10 (13:04):
The first plane I flew on was so old it
had an outdoor toilet. Indeed, a stunt pilot on my
third film, Swashed Bucklers in the Sky.
Speaker 6 (13:17):
Took me up in a two seater. He did a.
Speaker 10 (13:20):
Corkscrew, looped the loop, and then stalled into a free
fall towards the crowd below. He said, half the people
down there think we're going to have an accident, and
I replied, lad, half the people up here, I've already
had one.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
That was like a real dar devil he was.
Speaker 10 (13:39):
I wouldn't say he was reckless, but he had a
habit of never checking the train schedule before flying through
the tunnel.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Woh well, statistically, flying is still the safest way to travel.
Speaker 6 (13:50):
Yes, but if that's the case, why do they call
the airport a terminal.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Good point?
Speaker 10 (13:56):
Well, my ball cap, young friend, I mustered you, Senor
bomber Chelly, and I have a dining assignation at the
cracker Barrel.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
You mean cracker barrel?
Speaker 6 (14:05):
Oh, this is the food truck beside the waist treatment plack.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Ladies and gentlemen, Alan Swan, the world's greatest actor. Damn
your my movie, Stu. Good morning rolling to the big
show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Hello, this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the
pride of the Red States, John Boy and Billy right
here on the Big Show. Some enchanted morney. You may
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Giveaway one hundred and four. About twenty four hours left
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(15:42):
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Speaker 3 (16:14):
So if I if I put my name in the
hat for the book.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
I still put my hat, my name in the hat
for the tractor.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
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Speaker 5 (16:22):
If you can put your name in as much as
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Here's our girl, Marsi Tater Moan.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Hello.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
So I know this is going to shock a lot
of you, but there's some breakup news in the in
the tabloids. It does not look like j Lo and
Ben Affleck are gonna make it.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Oh, I sworried to death. It was going to be
Travis and trailer.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
Oh no, no, Taylor and Travis. They they just had
a romantic getaway in Italy. Well not a getaway, she's working,
but they had a lovely time and a nice mansion, you.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
Know, privately, and she's working on a new album.
Speaker 6 (17:38):
So she's dropped a new album.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
I know, I know. Oh, there's always one in the works.
You're right, so yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Rumors swirled last week that they were continuing to have problems,
and then Ben was spotted at another residence and then
his swords close to him uh confirmed it that he
has come to his senses and he's he can't make
it work.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
He's come to his sense.
Speaker 6 (18:03):
Well that's what they said. That what the insider said.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
The insider said, quote, if there was a way to
divorce on grounds of temporary insanity.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
He would wow. He said.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
It's a combination of things. But their fame is at
least part of the issue, because apparently Ben has a
very different approach when.
Speaker 6 (18:20):
It comes to media attention.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
I don't know if you've seen him out uh and
getting attention, but he don't like it.
Speaker 6 (18:26):
He does not smile, He does not like being interviewed,
does not like leave me alone. Get off my lawn.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
And so he's been having a very hard time these
last two years having to deal with UH, with those differences.
The insider said that the he's working hard to find
a new place to stay. And this is all according
to page six, like to stay, like to move out and.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Go and like literally like literally in his mind he's been.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
He's been in his happy place in his mind a
long time. So some good news justin Bieber and his
model wife are expecting a baby. Right, so he is
growing up, I tell you what, he's thirty, starting to
have a family. In twenty two, you know, he was
diagnosed with Ramsey Hunt syndrome and that's a rare neurological
(19:21):
syndrome or disorder that paralyzes his facial nerve and so
like half of his body. Yeah, so half this faces
is paralyzed. He hasn't been performing. I don't know if
he retired before that, before the syndrome, but yeah, so
they are.
Speaker 6 (19:39):
And getting ready to have a Bieber baby.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Some good news for the w NBA seems like it
appears that Delta Airlines will serve as the official charter
airline for.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
The WNBA league.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
That is good news because Apparently they just traveled like
the rest of us before, and they would be put
up with delays and waiting in long lines and being
in crab seats. Now they have a whole plane to
themselves and stretch out.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
I don't know, Caitlin Clark, herd her Ankle this week,
who might be my day off? That's like Toshika's better
before we started flying the Soon she'll be checking a
lot of pressure over She'll be checking into Hotel Curry
over there.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
But this is a sign of good growth for the WNBA.
The move means no more waning, like I said in
Long Lines. ESPN reports that the program is expected to
cost and estimated twenty five million a year. Though, so
the players are excited because now they can get home
and rest after the game. They don't have to, you know,
deal with the travel. And some bad news for the
(20:36):
Dutch and Duchesses of Sucket. Prince Harry and Megan Markle's
charity is in some trouble. According to NBC News, the
organization has been found delinquent in California and cannot raise
money because the state has determined that Artwell Foundation is
not paid it's annual registration fees or submitted an annual report.
So the NBC News reports that the group's check was
(20:59):
lost in the mail was the excuse, but the payment
has been resubmitted, and that the issue is expected to
be resolved within days. Mailed their check, Well.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Checks in the mail. Oh good crazy all workouts? Well,
thank you for that report. Let's get us a winner.
Let's play wordy word. Alright, here we go one eight
hundred Big show you told free line across America. Get
a couple of contestants and play next. Good morning, it's
(21:56):
a big showing the radio.
Speaker 12 (21:57):
I'm going to do your Thursday May twenty third Team
four into a third and twenty four miss deliver today's
feature Driving the Big Show mid Box brought you by
Charla Moter Speedway to Coca Cola six hundred this.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
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Let's play I went to everybody's head about the bed
the worthy word, not the worthy word. Lets meet a contestants.
We got Frank from south Boardman, Michigan. Good morning, Frank.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
At bat I went, I went a bad bad bab.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Oh Jackie, Frank went went green on me on the telephone. There, baby,
that means it is offline. I learned that, learned my colors.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Breaking out for it.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Let me let me go ahead and say hey to
Anthony from Blacksburg, Virginia. Good morning, Anthony, Anthony, show this
hole the whole trials out over and over here baby
green means gone, that's what you would think. Oh, so
is this Frank or Anthony right here? Hey, Frank, how
(23:13):
you doing you in South Boordman, Michigan? That Frank? Yeah, oh,
good work. Okay, all right, so he goes, let me
try this now, since I got an orange, that's a
good color. By the way, Anthony, is that you, buddy? Yes,
happy to be here, all right, hapen like I'm the
(23:34):
first time you use this phone here, right, all right?
Then Anthony and Tater on one team, me and Frank
on the other. All right, Okay, Sorry the song was distractable,
so Anthony, you relax, Frank, me and you for the
first thirding. Are you ready, buddy, Yes, We're ready, all right?
(23:57):
Then starting to clock now? Is our what.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Uh huh oh a full blank massage your whole what fuddy? Yeah?
Uh huh. Jim Morrison and the group called theo my bed.
Oh hold no, fifteen, I know what you did? Do
you put it? It was still on fifteen second overtime
from yesterday's game one. I'm an idiot, okay, So where
(24:29):
were we there? We got two so far in that
fifteen seconds.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
You may just give you another fifteen.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Are you gonna throw that out and start over? No,
just give us another fifteen. We'll work it. We'll work it.
Luck Dally, all right, I'm really sorry. I'll never do
anything right. I just hope Frank has been thinking through
this little break. All right, Frank, we're still on that
last one, buddy. All right, Frank, Frank, if you know it,
when I say go, you say it. We got fifteen seconds, ready,
(24:58):
go okay, go out of these go out and end
of a room through these doors. Yes, uh huh? All right,
you got to worry about this. So you're you're not sick?
You are very what in this good?
Speaker 4 (25:14):
You have?
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Good?
Speaker 2 (25:17):
What is say? Couldn't tell? Did you say panic?
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:25):
All right? Well what are we? All right? Well he's
another one out three on the board. Frank, three so
now Anthony and Taylor, let's see we can get through
round one. You got it up thirty over there.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
Yeah, we want to do the whole three.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
I don't want to do.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
I'm gonna give her three tens.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Anthony, you ready, yes, all right, and.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Go In this class you learn about the body and
first aid is what kind of class is it? You're
all over blank? You know it's like, okay, all right,
a nurse works in blank care? Yes, all right, Hey,
you go to this class and you do paintings and
drawings and stuff. Uh huh, hey, you might say, this
(26:08):
is like another way to say, man, dude, hey look
at that Look at that blank? Look at that blank
over there?
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Not a gal but.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Oh god god, here we go. Okay, a two on
the board. So it's three to two. Frankly didn't have
the round one, so anybody's game. Here we go. Frank
what was hoping for? Buddy? You ready start the clock now.
Michael Jordan's shoes were called blank Jordan's you breathe this
(26:43):
ox Jordan's Yeah, okay, uh blank? The word blank? The
word what I need you to blank? The word when
you don't sing it? Yes, yes, uh huh. The opposite
of stop is the opposite of fast is the opposite of.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Sunk is.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Told you not the opposite of sun? All right? Four
seven seven Anthony and tat Now if you guys get five,
we're going overtime, just spring and taking some of all
(27:35):
out take me and we're still rhyming, Anthony, Anthony five
will tie ready.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Go the wind?
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Will do this?
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Uh huh, rhymese with it. You did this to your lawn. Huh.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
When you tell someone to uh to uh put their
attention on something, you say blank over here, yep, rhymese
with it.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
You read this, rhymes with it.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
This is like a little space your wife puts stuff
in blanking crannies.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
Yes, rise with it.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
A fishing Blanket's what is what it gets the fish?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Yes, that is book corner wind eight to seven Dog game.
Frank came up a little short, buddy, But you can
try again any time.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Game working through versity. That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Alright, all right, Frank, appreciate you old man Michigan buddy.
Anthony up in Blacksburg. You hang on, Jack, can get
your prize back. Good morning, make shows on the radio.
Bet request for this Thursday morning and see we answering
Sam Miller out of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Right now,
(28:54):
Sam says, Hey, you'll find an axe with his intern Patrick, Great,
Yes we can. Sam's coming up next. Good Morning Max
(29:28):
shows on the radio. Bid request time. Sam Miller out
of Myrtle Beach.
Speaker 8 (29:33):
Ain't going Sam, Hey, woo yo yo yo yo yo
yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
yo yo.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
What's up? Welcome to the man for all of five
y y You need all y'all what you call intro
inspirational relationship?
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Did this?
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Dear?
Speaker 9 (30:02):
I hear you talk about your new end turned white boy, Patrick,
what's up with that? Doesn't that schooling slow you down?
How can I get into the program? Let me know
when you have another opening. Preach on Zippy the other
white boy and lemongelo and a rogelo sound stupid.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Deed Zippy?
Speaker 10 (30:31):
First off, with a name like Zippy, you're gonna be
way down the line for prospectorate of intern right down.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
There behind astro Nerd. And it goes for the rest
of you, signing lowly past their face player wonner bros.
Speaker 10 (30:51):
Ikeep I keep mental rating out of the goodness of
his heart, I just made a little agreement with the
State of New Jersey in lieu of in consternation.
Speaker 9 (31:04):
I thought to himself, at last and last, I was
gonna get one over on the man. All I gotta
do is let this crazy little cracker hang with Ike,
and all those parking tickets just gonna disappear.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
I knew it was too good to be true.
Speaker 10 (31:22):
Just call me Baron von Funkenstein, because I have created
a monster.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Let me preach on it.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
Now.
Speaker 10 (31:30):
No, no, no, and no and now.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
Now.
Speaker 9 (31:32):
When I took white Boy Patrick, I thought I just
sailed through this gig with some shucking jive and lead
this young blood on until my obligation to the state
went over. Next thing, I know, he's got his duall
Jerry Carleton. He's strutting around and acts vented streads.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Looking fly.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
And soaking himself down in my private statue. II karate,
what's up with that? He picked right up on the
lingoistics too.
Speaker 9 (32:01):
He's hulling and stagging and booty and neely as good
as ake. Now, the last thing I or anybody else
would have expected is that white Boy Patrick is a
little honky soul sponge he is done sucking up the
hipns like a Caucasian hoover. And when they come to Partan,
(32:23):
this little cracker is wearing ache out. He still can't
dance a lick, but he gets out there, swaying that
leg gy, rotating and smiling for that mouthful of ivory,
and all lord the leadys fall all over him.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Him, not me.
Speaker 9 (32:42):
I tried to get some play. I mean, ain't no
sense in him doing everything, But no, they only got
his eyes for a white boy, Patrick. He's even got
me fixed.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
The venus at last.
Speaker 10 (32:58):
It looks like the platform shoe is on the other
good foot. Now I could kick him to the curve.
I could, I could, excepting for one extenuating circumstances.
Speaker 9 (33:10):
Patrick's got one hot mama, ain't his eye they ain't
too shabby neither.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
See see.
Speaker 10 (33:23):
I thinks he can play this meturating thing out until
the future Missus Turner come to her sens. Because one's
white boy, Patrick is official land and white.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
For Patrick Turner, things hes gonna chang his daddy.
Speaker 9 (33:42):
My first act will be to put my foot right
in the crack of his hind in if I can
just get him to hold steal for two seconds.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
This is I.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Peace out.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
You would like to act Kike mail to ask Guy
Joah Boy Billy p O Box seven six sixty three, Charlotte,
North Carolina two eight two four to one, Jack you,
(34:35):
good morning, Big Show's on the radio. Today's feature track.
You would like to own this on your John one
Billy ALBUMA make one consisting of Cadbury adventures. Search for keywords,
pretend for oh, sir, sir, sir?
Speaker 12 (35:00):
What is it?
Speaker 13 (35:01):
Cadbury? Can't you say I'm taking my nap? Why didn't
you just knock on the door? I did, sir, I
didn't hear anything.
Speaker 14 (35:09):
Yes, what's hard to know what to knock on a fort, sir?
A gentle rapping on a mighty muffin power ranger sheet
doesn't carry well over you sawing lugs?
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Well what do you want?
Speaker 14 (35:21):
I've prepared your luncheon, sir, as you requested, right after
nappy time.
Speaker 13 (35:26):
Well, why didn't you say so?
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Come on in? Excuse me? You heard me, cad Burry,
come on in?
Speaker 6 (35:32):
Wouldn't you rather just come out?
Speaker 4 (35:33):
Sir?
Speaker 2 (35:34):
No, Cadberry, it's a matter. Never been in a fort before.
Speaker 14 (35:38):
I'm too old for that sort of nonsense. Sir, how
about if I just slide your food under the pink
power ranger?
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Too old?
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Come on, Cadbury.
Speaker 13 (35:46):
Science has have proven that as you get older, it's
important to retain your ability to play. It keeps your
brain active and your imagination alive.
Speaker 6 (35:55):
My imagination is soundly intact, sir.
Speaker 14 (35:58):
Are you sure positive? If I get in there? I
can just imagine what will happen. Good day, So Cadbury,
I order you in the form.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
I know, I know Isley Big, I know you very
Well's up.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
To button?
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Hey came boy, watch a slot over, Cadbury. This was
your idea, son.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
I just t to figure out just to put my feet.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Well, you can't put them there?
Speaker 6 (36:35):
Well they Sun's cotton.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
And miss Cole have a sandwich.
Speaker 6 (36:43):
Peanut butter and Nanasa extra dukes.
Speaker 5 (36:47):
Male, I love them.
Speaker 6 (36:48):
They make me pooties. And with them being said, I'll
be going No.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Don't rush y'all. Billy and Randy are coming over.
Speaker 14 (36:56):
You're not serious?
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Uh yeah, we can hang out and play a game, perhaps.
Speaker 6 (37:01):
Twisters, so we already have a head start.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
I'm looking out, Oh dear, what I can't feel my legs?
What's wrong on my arms?
Speaker 6 (37:10):
I've been behind my back home.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Cat.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Let me help you.
Speaker 5 (37:13):
I'll just grab you by the lapels.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
I'll pull you towards me. Least I careful, careful? Oh,
come on, bad work with me? Exhale or something.
Speaker 13 (37:26):
I can't do it at all?
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Was that me?
Speaker 7 (37:30):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (37:30):
That was me?
Speaker 6 (37:31):
You dropped me square into your plate of peanut butter
and man of sandwiches.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
Oh great way to go, ket you'rere the one who
dropped me.
Speaker 10 (37:40):
That's beside the point I hearby ban you from my
fore Amen, fine get out.
Speaker 6 (37:53):
Perhaps it's not so bad in here, after all?
Speaker 2 (37:55):
You still here. I told you to leave. I can't.
Speaker 6 (37:58):
I've tried. Our only hope is to wait for Master
Randall and Sir William. Perhaps all combined efforts.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Will I order you out?
Speaker 5 (38:07):
Now get out?
Speaker 6 (38:13):
Well, this is interesting at.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
Least I'm on top of this Chile.
Speaker 8 (38:18):
Where are you?
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Cad Verry?
Speaker 4 (38:22):
What?
Speaker 3 (38:23):
Get your big bottle out of my face?
Speaker 2 (38:25):
I got dre Oh boy, I can't move either. Now
you've done it. We better do something before Billy and.
Speaker 5 (38:31):
Randy not don't come in?
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Hey guys, what's to you?
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Ma'am?
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Sorry if we've interrupted something, Master Randy, so William it's
not what you think.
Speaker 8 (38:42):
No.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
I always kind of wondered about those two. Hey, you guys,
cut it out, Get us out of here.
Speaker 5 (38:47):
You do her on your own.
Speaker 6 (38:49):
Now cut that out.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
That's heading in something injury.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Now get off for you lout Randy. Would you like
to do the honors on this one?
Speaker 5 (38:57):
And I'd love to, but you know, ever since the surgery,
I still can't so listen.
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Speaker 2 (00:27):
There's a Big Show on the radio going to your Thursday,
May twenty third. Today's feature track from The Big Show
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(00:50):
it is time to play beat the Blonde. There's me
not contestant Adam Anderson, South Carolina Chaffey because good morning, Keathy,
Good morning, Good morning Kathy. We're gonna ask Tata some questions.
You agree or disagree whether you think she's right or not,
and two bells will win, two buzzers and lose. All right, Bubba.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Turkey, So, Tata, is it.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Possible to cross breed a turkey with a chicken?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Oh no, lookout, you've been on your tractor thinking again.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I could tell I can tell a chicken a cross
breed a turkey with a chicken. No, you cannot, No,
you cannot, Kathy, agree or disagree? I disagreed, and that
was the thing to do. Yes, you actually can.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
They are weird looking creatures.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Many shall me pictures of her. They're known as turkickens.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Yep, And why would you want to do that?
Speaker 5 (02:06):
It has like a like a chicken body with the
turkey's long neck and head.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
So I thought, maybe that's just for people who like
turkey necks, you know them because they steal the body
of a chicken.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Maybe maybe they're for the hunters because they're slower.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
We'll worry about that later, but that is one bell
for you. Kathy, good work. Here we go. We got
a true or false question? Okay, So Taylor Duke University
offers college courses that include goat watching as part of
the curriculum.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Well, I went to Duke and not only did we
do yoga with what why are you looking at?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Not only did we have yoga.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
Classes with goats?
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Yeah, we had a goat watching class.
Speaker 7 (02:56):
True.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
True, they do have goat watching at Duke University. Kathy,
agree or disagree? Disagree, and that's actually true? Is in fact,
the Duke University Goat Watchers Society has been credited with
(03:17):
numerous published studies, including one that concluded goats are delightful
companions for humans. I always thought it was fun with
the fainting goats.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Yeah, sure, that's not till your second year. And I
did not go to Duke.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Well, it'd probably be a great class to meet the
football players.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
All right, Goaty gonna win it or lose it on
this one right here? All right, Taylor. According to experts,
do pilots have to worry about geese at twenty nine
thousand feet in the air?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Maybe, but only if the flight attendants overserved them. Coach, Yes,
they do have to worry about keys.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Worry about geeze at twenty nine thousand feet, she says, yes, Kathy,
agree or disagree? Agree, and that there's the wind is true.
They've been photographed that high.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
How about that?
Speaker 8 (04:24):
You know you didn't know?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Kathy? You got your big old LS track reprice back,
head down to Anderson, You got a baby hang on
bottom of the hour and Tom, are you a news
right on the other side? Ballad of Daryl and Rusty.
(04:49):
You'll remember that. Good morning, it's a big show on
(05:28):
the radio. We are headed toward Memorial Dave weekend and
the run into the Coca Cola six hundred at our
hometown track to Sharn the Motor Speedway. We've been talking
about the All Star race over the weekend. Joe Logano
wins it had a good fight after it, and that
was the one if Kyle Busch would maybe maybe get
(05:48):
out of there before the races anyway, So uh, Stenhouse
Junior wrecked Kyle Busch on the second lap of the
Star Race. So gorge them drivers. They got long memories.
So Kyle didn't forget toward the end of the race. Yeah,
well you had time to have a hot dog and
a coke. What I thought about it? Man, that's something
(06:12):
and uh we was talking about they were talking about, Man,
we lost one of the greats in NASCAR, our good
friend of ours, Eddie Gossage, who passed away. He was
running Texas Motor Speedways, been there since the since the first.
He retired a few years ago from that. But dog
gone it. I was Eddie and uh in the middle,
(06:33):
it's always All Star Race. That was the very first
All Star Race, one hot night that was in Charlotte,
North Carolina. And that was Eddie Gossage when he was
at Charlotte Motor Speedway getting everything done for that very
first running. That's when he gave the driver. Of course.
Logana won one million dollars on Sunday night up in
North Wilkesboro back then, the very first one gave the
(06:53):
driver two hundred and fifty thousand, nice, nice pay day.
That's when Rusty wrecked Darryl Waltrip, and we wrote a
little song about it. And the infield did get in
a fight. We had good fights. It wasn't just a
couple of guys. It was like whole teams going.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
In the stand.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Pretty good anyway. And TBS the superstation was carrying the
code CODA six hundred back then, and they led the
broadcast with this John Boy and Billy hit. That summed
up one hot night the first All Star Race, 't it? Well?
(07:41):
Darrow went down to Charlotte. He was looking for a
pole of steel. He was racing tide filled with pride.
He wasn't gonna make no deal when it came across
this young boy driving at Cody at car real hot
and he pulled right up beside the mare and said, boy,
let me tell you what. I guess you didn't know it,
but I'm a NASCAR driver too, and if you'd care
to take it, I'll make a vent with you. Now.
(08:02):
You drive pretty good NASCAR boy, but give the darrylsdo
I better seat on the pole against your soul, because
I think I'm better than you.
Speaker 7 (08:09):
The boy said, my name's Rusty, and it might be
a sin. I'll take your time and whip your heart.
I'm the best it's ever been.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Roosty, better of your car, and drive that body hard
because I was some charlatan. And Darryl he was a card.
And if you ain't, you'll get this shy trophy made
of brass if you lose down to kick your Darreld
(08:38):
opened up his leave and said I'll start this show.
And fire flew from his fingertips and he let that
Chevy go, but him and Rusty bumped it up, and
he made an evil hiss and the pit crew boys
all jumped in. That sounded something like.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
You he come right up into it.
Speaker 7 (08:57):
I ain't belief.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
He had then so immature. Oh you don't want to
see him the door.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
I'man rudder.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
You aren't only whatever you say.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Six, Why don't tell you hold on?
Speaker 8 (09:13):
You're rat out?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Card? Wouldn't Darryl spun out? And rust you said you're.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
Pretty good, old son. Sitting back there with the rest
of the back, let me show you how it's done.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Fire Grace red water sicks the hold a man feels
in up five Queenie in a red pam picking up door.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Cow?
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Does you call on? No? Y'all knows?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Oh, hey in the wall, Janner, give me another car
down here?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Pray I can know?
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Talking my house like.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Missus shut on the sonnet? What Darryl bowed his head
because he knew that he had been beat kept saying
maybe I'd have won if Rusty didn't cheat. Rusty said, Daryl, just.
Speaker 7 (10:17):
Come on Mac, if you ever want to run with me,
I told you once before.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Old man, I'm a cocky.
Speaker 9 (10:22):
Yes, Homie, fire on a racetrack water side, hold on
into his head a fight?
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Who ain't in a red pan.
Speaker 8 (10:31):
Picking up dog?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Kyle? Did your car run?
Speaker 4 (10:35):
No?
Speaker 6 (10:35):
China?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I hate in a wall again? Jenny's phoenix on the.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
Phone, call me a come.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio West. Been a
while since our next guest paid us a visit. Buddies
here now, so please welcome international star of stage and screen,
the one and only Alan Swan.
Speaker 10 (11:42):
Stand upside name and unless y'all prepared to go beyond
second base, keep your hands to yourself.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Misters.
Speaker 10 (11:52):
One is me John Boy, John Boy, good heavens, when
did you start working for the TSA.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Mister Swan, you're in the big show studios.
Speaker 6 (12:02):
Oh, thank heavens. Signor Bombacelle, May I remind you to
wake me up before I start walking?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Do I hear you just got back from overseas making
a movie?
Speaker 10 (12:13):
As a matter of fact, I just wrapped on a
picture in Australia about a man hooked on plastic surgery.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
What's the title?
Speaker 6 (12:21):
Back to the Suture.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Australia. Wow, that's a long plane ride. Do you enjoy
flying if the liquor is free?
Speaker 10 (12:31):
Yes, but alas the airlines these days are not what
they used to be. On my way over, our departure
was delayed. The stewardess said, it's all right. It's just
that the pilot didn't like the sound one of the
engines was making, and it's taking us a while to
find a new pilot.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
It all went okay. Then i'd have been scared to death.
Speaker 10 (12:53):
I don't fair death, John bought. I fear the drake
cot running out of gym.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
You must have seen it all. Flying for all these years.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
Started in my twenties.
Speaker 10 (13:04):
The first plane I flew on was so old it
had an outdoor toilet. Indeed, a stunt pilot on my
third film, Swashed Bucklers in the Sky.
Speaker 6 (13:17):
Took me up in a two seater. He did a.
Speaker 10 (13:20):
Corkscrew, looped the loop, and then stalled into a free
fall towards the crowd below. He said, half the people
down there think we're going to have an accident, and
I replied, lad, half the people up here, I've already
had one.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
That was like a real dar devil he was.
Speaker 10 (13:39):
I wouldn't say he was reckless, but he had a
habit of never checking the train schedule before flying through
the tunnel.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Woh well, statistically, flying is still the safest way to travel.
Speaker 6 (13:50):
Yes, but if that's the case, why do they call
the airport a terminal.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Good point?
Speaker 10 (13:56):
Well, my ball cap, young friend, I mustered you, Senor
bomber Chelly, and I have a dining assignation at the
cracker Barrel.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
You mean cracker barrel?
Speaker 6 (14:05):
Oh, this is the food truck beside the waist treatment plack.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Ladies and gentlemen, Alan Swan, the world's greatest actor. Damn
your my movie, Stu. Good morning rolling to the big
show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Hello, this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the
pride of the Red States, John Boy and Billy right
here on the Big Show. Some enchanted morney. You may
hear the Big Show. Where's my big bag? Who can't
be topical?
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your twenty four hour alert from John Boy's Wonderful Thing
Giveaway one hundred and four. About twenty four hours left
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Also talk about giveaways, about the Mussey Ooak game Keeper's
LS tractor giveaway give it away LS Tracker. How about
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Speaker 11 (15:56):
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Speaker 2 (15:57):
Couple of the free things you can win from the
Big Show. Hit the Big Show dot com and make
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coming along with that custom Harley Davison is a trip
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happens this August the first.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
So if I if I put my name in the
hat for the book.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
I still put my hat, my name in the hat
for the tractor.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
You sure can.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
If you can put your name in as much as
you want, you can't win.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
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yourself with the listen, say oh yes, absolutely awesome. Just
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(17:05):
Here's our girl, Marsi Tater Moan.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Hello.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
So I know this is going to shock a lot
of you, but there's some breakup news in the in
the tabloids. It does not look like j Lo and
Ben Affleck are gonna make it.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Oh, I sworried to death. It was going to be
Travis and trailer.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
Oh no, no, Taylor and Travis. They they just had
a romantic getaway in Italy. Well not a getaway, she's working,
but they had a lovely time and a nice mansion, you.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
Know, privately, and she's working on a new album.
Speaker 6 (17:38):
So she's dropped a new album.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
I know, I know. Oh, there's always one in the works.
You're right, so yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Rumors swirled last week that they were continuing to have problems,
and then Ben was spotted at another residence and then
his swords close to him uh confirmed it that he
has come to his senses and he's he can't make
it work.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
He's come to his sense.
Speaker 6 (18:03):
Well that's what they said. That what the insider said.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
The insider said, quote, if there was a way to
divorce on grounds of temporary insanity.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
He would wow. He said.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
It's a combination of things. But their fame is at
least part of the issue, because apparently Ben has a
very different approach when.
Speaker 6 (18:20):
It comes to media attention.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
I don't know if you've seen him out uh and
getting attention, but he don't like it.
Speaker 6 (18:26):
He does not smile, He does not like being interviewed,
does not like leave me alone. Get off my lawn.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
And so he's been having a very hard time these
last two years having to deal with UH, with those differences.
The insider said that the he's working hard to find
a new place to stay. And this is all according
to page six, like to stay, like to move out and.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Go and like literally like literally in his mind he's been.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
He's been in his happy place in his mind a
long time. So some good news justin Bieber and his
model wife are expecting a baby. Right, so he is
growing up, I tell you what, he's thirty, starting to
have a family. In twenty two, you know, he was
diagnosed with Ramsey Hunt syndrome and that's a rare neurological
(19:21):
syndrome or disorder that paralyzes his facial nerve and so
like half of his body. Yeah, so half this faces
is paralyzed. He hasn't been performing. I don't know if
he retired before that, before the syndrome, but yeah, so
they are.
Speaker 6 (19:39):
And getting ready to have a Bieber baby.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Some good news for the w NBA seems like it
appears that Delta Airlines will serve as the official charter
airline for.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
The WNBA league.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
That is good news because Apparently they just traveled like
the rest of us before, and they would be put
up with delays and waiting in long lines and being
in crab seats. Now they have a whole plane to
themselves and stretch out.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
I don't know, Caitlin Clark, herd her Ankle this week,
who might be my day off? That's like Toshika's better
before we started flying the Soon she'll be checking a
lot of pressure over She'll be checking into Hotel Curry
over there.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
But this is a sign of good growth for the WNBA.
The move means no more waning, like I said in
Long Lines. ESPN reports that the program is expected to
cost and estimated twenty five million a year. Though, so
the players are excited because now they can get home
and rest after the game. They don't have to, you know,
deal with the travel. And some bad news for the
(20:36):
Dutch and Duchesses of Sucket. Prince Harry and Megan Markle's
charity is in some trouble. According to NBC News, the
organization has been found delinquent in California and cannot raise
money because the state has determined that Artwell Foundation is
not paid it's annual registration fees or submitted an annual report.
So the NBC News reports that the group's check was
(20:59):
lost in the mail was the excuse, but the payment
has been resubmitted, and that the issue is expected to
be resolved within days. Mailed their check, Well.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Checks in the mail. Oh good crazy all workouts? Well,
thank you for that report. Let's get us a winner.
Let's play wordy word. Alright, here we go one eight
hundred Big show you told free line across America. Get
a couple of contestants and play next. Good morning, it's
(21:56):
a big showing the radio.
Speaker 12 (21:57):
I'm going to do your Thursday May twenty third Team
four into a third and twenty four miss deliver today's
feature Driving the Big Show mid Box brought you by
Charla Moter Speedway to Coca Cola six hundred this.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Sunday Cadbury because it's John Boys for ten Ford. See
how fun it can be for ten fort keywords at
the mid box when you hit the Big Show dot com.
Let's play I went to everybody's head about the bed
the worthy word, not the worthy word. Lets meet a contestants.
We got Frank from south Boardman, Michigan. Good morning, Frank.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
At bat I went, I went a bad bad bab.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Oh Jackie, Frank went went green on me on the telephone. There, baby,
that means it is offline. I learned that, learned my colors.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Breaking out for it.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Let me let me go ahead and say hey to
Anthony from Blacksburg, Virginia. Good morning, Anthony, Anthony, show this
hole the whole trials out over and over here baby
green means gone, that's what you would think. Oh, so
is this Frank or Anthony right here? Hey, Frank, how
(23:13):
you doing you in South Boordman, Michigan? That Frank? Yeah, oh,
good work. Okay, all right, so he goes, let me
try this now, since I got an orange, that's a
good color. By the way, Anthony, is that you, buddy? Yes,
happy to be here, all right, hapen like I'm the
(23:34):
first time you use this phone here, right, all right?
Then Anthony and Tater on one team, me and Frank
on the other. All right, Okay, Sorry the song was distractable,
so Anthony, you relax, Frank, me and you for the
first thirding. Are you ready, buddy, Yes, We're ready, all right?
(23:57):
Then starting to clock now? Is our what.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Uh huh oh a full blank massage your whole what fuddy? Yeah?
Uh huh. Jim Morrison and the group called theo my bed.
Oh hold no, fifteen, I know what you did? Do
you put it? It was still on fifteen second overtime
from yesterday's game one. I'm an idiot, okay, So where
(24:29):
were we there? We got two so far in that
fifteen seconds.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
You may just give you another fifteen.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Are you gonna throw that out and start over? No,
just give us another fifteen. We'll work it. We'll work it.
Luck Dally, all right, I'm really sorry. I'll never do
anything right. I just hope Frank has been thinking through
this little break. All right, Frank, we're still on that
last one, buddy. All right, Frank, Frank, if you know it,
when I say go, you say it. We got fifteen seconds, ready,
(24:58):
go okay, go out of these go out and end
of a room through these doors. Yes, uh huh? All right,
you got to worry about this. So you're you're not sick?
You are very what in this good?
Speaker 4 (25:14):
You have?
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Good?
Speaker 2 (25:17):
What is say? Couldn't tell? Did you say panic?
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:25):
All right? Well what are we? All right? Well he's
another one out three on the board. Frank, three so
now Anthony and Taylor, let's see we can get through
round one. You got it up thirty over there.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
Yeah, we want to do the whole three.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
I don't want to do.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
I'm gonna give her three tens.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Anthony, you ready, yes, all right, and.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Go In this class you learn about the body and
first aid is what kind of class is it? You're
all over blank? You know it's like, okay, all right,
a nurse works in blank care? Yes, all right, Hey,
you go to this class and you do paintings and
drawings and stuff. Uh huh, hey, you might say, this
(26:08):
is like another way to say, man, dude, hey look
at that Look at that blank? Look at that blank
over there?
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Not a gal but.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Oh god god, here we go. Okay, a two on
the board. So it's three to two. Frankly didn't have
the round one, so anybody's game. Here we go. Frank
what was hoping for? Buddy? You ready start the clock now.
Michael Jordan's shoes were called blank Jordan's you breathe this
(26:43):
ox Jordan's Yeah, okay, uh blank? The word blank? The
word what I need you to blank? The word when
you don't sing it? Yes, yes, uh huh. The opposite
of stop is the opposite of fast is the opposite of.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Sunk is.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Told you not the opposite of sun? All right? Four
seven seven Anthony and tat Now if you guys get five,
we're going overtime, just spring and taking some of all
(27:35):
out take me and we're still rhyming, Anthony, Anthony five
will tie ready.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Go the wind?
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Will do this?
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Uh huh, rhymese with it. You did this to your lawn. Huh.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
When you tell someone to uh to uh put their
attention on something, you say blank over here, yep, rhymese
with it.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
You read this, rhymes with it.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
This is like a little space your wife puts stuff
in blanking crannies.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
Yes, rise with it.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
A fishing Blanket's what is what it gets the fish?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Yes, that is book corner wind eight to seven Dog game.
Frank came up a little short, buddy, But you can
try again any time.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Game working through versity. That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Alright, all right, Frank, appreciate you old man Michigan buddy.
Anthony up in Blacksburg. You hang on, Jack, can get
your prize back. Good morning, make shows on the radio.
Bet request for this Thursday morning and see we answering
Sam Miller out of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Right now,
(28:54):
Sam says, Hey, you'll find an axe with his intern Patrick, Great,
Yes we can. Sam's coming up next. Good Morning Max
(29:28):
shows on the radio. Bid request time. Sam Miller out
of Myrtle Beach.
Speaker 8 (29:33):
Ain't going Sam, Hey, woo yo yo yo yo yo
yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
yo yo.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
What's up? Welcome to the man for all of five
y y You need all y'all what you call intro
inspirational relationship?
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Did this?
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Dear?
Speaker 9 (30:02):
I hear you talk about your new end turned white boy, Patrick,
what's up with that? Doesn't that schooling slow you down?
How can I get into the program? Let me know
when you have another opening. Preach on Zippy the other
white boy and lemongelo and a rogelo sound stupid.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Deed Zippy?
Speaker 10 (30:31):
First off, with a name like Zippy, you're gonna be
way down the line for prospectorate of intern right down.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
There behind astro Nerd. And it goes for the rest
of you, signing lowly past their face player wonner bros.
Speaker 10 (30:51):
Ikeep I keep mental rating out of the goodness of
his heart, I just made a little agreement with the
State of New Jersey in lieu of in consternation.
Speaker 9 (31:04):
I thought to himself, at last and last, I was
gonna get one over on the man. All I gotta
do is let this crazy little cracker hang with Ike,
and all those parking tickets just gonna disappear.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
I knew it was too good to be true.
Speaker 10 (31:22):
Just call me Baron von Funkenstein, because I have created
a monster.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Let me preach on it.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
Now.
Speaker 10 (31:30):
No, no, no, and no and now.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
Now.
Speaker 9 (31:32):
When I took white Boy Patrick, I thought I just
sailed through this gig with some shucking jive and lead
this young blood on until my obligation to the state
went over. Next thing, I know, he's got his duall
Jerry Carleton. He's strutting around and acts vented streads.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Looking fly.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
And soaking himself down in my private statue. II karate,
what's up with that? He picked right up on the
lingoistics too.
Speaker 9 (32:01):
He's hulling and stagging and booty and neely as good
as ake. Now, the last thing I or anybody else
would have expected is that white Boy Patrick is a
little honky soul sponge he is done sucking up the
hipns like a Caucasian hoover. And when they come to Partan,
(32:23):
this little cracker is wearing ache out. He still can't
dance a lick, but he gets out there, swaying that
leg gy, rotating and smiling for that mouthful of ivory,
and all lord the leadys fall all over him.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Him, not me.
Speaker 9 (32:42):
I tried to get some play. I mean, ain't no
sense in him doing everything, But no, they only got
his eyes for a white boy, Patrick. He's even got
me fixed.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
The venus at last.
Speaker 10 (32:58):
It looks like the platform shoe is on the other
good foot. Now I could kick him to the curve.
I could, I could, excepting for one extenuating circumstances.
Speaker 9 (33:10):
Patrick's got one hot mama, ain't his eye they ain't
too shabby neither.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
See see.
Speaker 10 (33:23):
I thinks he can play this meturating thing out until
the future Missus Turner come to her sens. Because one's
white boy, Patrick is official land and white.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
For Patrick Turner, things hes gonna chang his daddy.
Speaker 9 (33:42):
My first act will be to put my foot right
in the crack of his hind in if I can
just get him to hold steal for two seconds.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
This is I.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Peace out.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
You would like to act Kike mail to ask Guy
Joah Boy Billy p O Box seven six sixty three, Charlotte,
North Carolina two eight two four to one, Jack you,
(34:35):
good morning, Big Show's on the radio. Today's feature track.
You would like to own this on your John one
Billy ALBUMA make one consisting of Cadbury adventures. Search for keywords,
pretend for oh, sir, sir, sir?
Speaker 12 (35:00):
What is it?
Speaker 13 (35:01):
Cadbury? Can't you say I'm taking my nap? Why didn't
you just knock on the door? I did, sir, I
didn't hear anything.
Speaker 14 (35:09):
Yes, what's hard to know what to knock on a fort, sir?
A gentle rapping on a mighty muffin power ranger sheet
doesn't carry well over you sawing lugs?
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Well what do you want?
Speaker 14 (35:21):
I've prepared your luncheon, sir, as you requested, right after
nappy time.
Speaker 13 (35:26):
Well, why didn't you say so?
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Come on in? Excuse me? You heard me, cad Burry,
come on in?
Speaker 6 (35:32):
Wouldn't you rather just come out?
Speaker 4 (35:33):
Sir?
Speaker 2 (35:34):
No, Cadberry, it's a matter. Never been in a fort before.
Speaker 14 (35:38):
I'm too old for that sort of nonsense. Sir, how
about if I just slide your food under the pink
power ranger?
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Too old?
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Come on, Cadbury.
Speaker 13 (35:46):
Science has have proven that as you get older, it's
important to retain your ability to play. It keeps your
brain active and your imagination alive.
Speaker 6 (35:55):
My imagination is soundly intact, sir.
Speaker 14 (35:58):
Are you sure positive? If I get in there? I
can just imagine what will happen. Good day, So Cadbury,
I order you in the form.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
I know, I know Isley Big, I know you very
Well's up.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
To button?
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Hey came boy, watch a slot over, Cadbury. This was
your idea, son.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
I just t to figure out just to put my feet.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Well, you can't put them there?
Speaker 6 (36:35):
Well they Sun's cotton.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
And miss Cole have a sandwich.
Speaker 6 (36:43):
Peanut butter and Nanasa extra dukes.
Speaker 5 (36:47):
Male, I love them.
Speaker 6 (36:48):
They make me pooties. And with them being said, I'll
be going No.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Don't rush y'all. Billy and Randy are coming over.
Speaker 14 (36:56):
You're not serious?
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Uh yeah, we can hang out and play a game, perhaps.
Speaker 6 (37:01):
Twisters, so we already have a head start.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
I'm looking out, Oh dear, what I can't feel my legs?
What's wrong on my arms?
Speaker 6 (37:10):
I've been behind my back home.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Cat.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Let me help you.
Speaker 5 (37:13):
I'll just grab you by the lapels.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
I'll pull you towards me. Least I careful, careful? Oh,
come on, bad work with me? Exhale or something.
Speaker 13 (37:26):
I can't do it at all?
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Was that me?
Speaker 7 (37:30):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (37:30):
That was me?
Speaker 6 (37:31):
You dropped me square into your plate of peanut butter
and man of sandwiches.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
Oh great way to go, ket you'rere the one who
dropped me.
Speaker 10 (37:40):
That's beside the point I hearby ban you from my
fore Amen, fine get out.
Speaker 6 (37:53):
Perhaps it's not so bad in here, after all?
Speaker 2 (37:55):
You still here. I told you to leave. I can't.
Speaker 6 (37:58):
I've tried. Our only hope is to wait for Master
Randall and Sir William. Perhaps all combined efforts.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Will I order you out?
Speaker 5 (38:07):
Now get out?
Speaker 6 (38:13):
Well, this is interesting at.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
Least I'm on top of this Chile.
Speaker 8 (38:18):
Where are you?
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Cad Verry?
Speaker 4 (38:22):
What?
Speaker 3 (38:23):
Get your big bottle out of my face?
Speaker 2 (38:25):
I got dre Oh boy, I can't move either. Now
you've done it. We better do something before Billy and.
Speaker 5 (38:31):
Randy not don't come in?
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Hey guys, what's to you?
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Ma'am?
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Sorry if we've interrupted something, Master Randy, so William it's
not what you think.
Speaker 8 (38:42):
No.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
I always kind of wondered about those two. Hey, you guys,
cut it out, Get us out of here.
Speaker 5 (38:47):
You do her on your own.
Speaker 6 (38:49):
Now cut that out.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
That's heading in something injury.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Now get off for you lout Randy. Would you like
to do the honors on this one?
Speaker 5 (38:57):
And I'd love to, but you know, ever since the surgery,
I still can't so listen.
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