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Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Halloween is coming up, so you know there’s big doings over at Tacky Jackie’s.. - Part-time receptionist Phil McCracken “mans” the phones for Babs.. - Gary Busey is fresh back from his trip to Thailand - we’ll find out how it went as he updates his diary.. - Doug Rice covers NASCAR’s playoffs as the boys head out to Vegas.. - We fill a request for a John Boy & Billy Playhouse featuring James Gregory and Killer Beaz.. - and we’ll finish up with a deer hunting trip with Cadbury…

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning. I got a big shon the radio. Coming up.
We'll play Beat the Blonde for that bird tea kind
of Peanuts prize pag But right now on track with
Doug Rice, the man from the Performance Racing Network Charlotte
Motor Speedway. Well, this is Doug's last race as anchor
that he is gonna call for the Performance Racing Network

(00:22):
Lead anchor President. The man will loath these many years.
Good morning, Doug. I'm not gonna keep talking. I'm gonna
get half misty id here.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Thanks a bunch, John Boy. Yeah, I'm celebrating big this
morning with some coffee and fig Newtons.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
I know how to party.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
My pre Vegas getaway meal here, but headed down to
the Las Vegas Motor Speedway. We will do the Infinity
race on Saturday, then Sunday the South Point three hundred,
which is also the place that we stay when we
go out there. They're very gracious host and this will
this will be my last racist to call, and you
know it's it. This year has just gone by so

(01:01):
fast when it started in February, and Mrin let me
do some of the Daytona five hundred, which is something
I wanted to do. This guy here really quick, So
I'm surprised at how fast the year's gone by.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
That's something. And is this the thirty sixth year, Doug.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
This is the thirty sixth year that I've worked for
the Performance Racing Network. Started here on Valentine's Day in
nineteen eighty eight.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
And I've worked here ever since and have gone through,
you know, transition to being president and anchor like I
am now, and it's been a lot of fun. I
did my first race on the air as an anchor
in ninety three, and then it's been myself and Mark
Garrow in the booth for almost all of that going forward,
along with a lot of other great broadcasters that have

(01:47):
worked at PRN during that time.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
That's wild eighty eight eighty nine, you know, And that's
when me and Billy started getting hot. We knew that
Rusty Wallace. They were listening in the shop. When he
would win, he would call in and earn Hart, you know,
when Russy didn't win and earn how call I got, no, guys,
you're gonna talk to your boyfriend this morning. You don't
talk to the winter. And then it was own So
about that same time with you, Doug, so it feels

(02:10):
like we've just been there with you through these many years.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Man, You're absolutely right at some of my best memories
are things and I've talked about it referenced here before,
when you guys used to do the big six hundred
week celebration at a place called the Sandwich Construction ref
Champions Yeah, which no longer exists. But folks, I'm telling
you that that was monumental. It almost got.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
To be too big.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yeah, what is it?

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Jogi Bear said that place is so popular nobody goes.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
There, and we got to do ten years of those.
You believe the Sambas commemorated that with the.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
With the reason my hair turned white. Those were big shows, man.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
I mean I vividly remember going over to them if
you could get to them, because they would block traffic
on Highway forty nine trying to get into the place.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
And they told a bunch of people and including drivers
who are being guessed.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
I know, you know that's what it's like. Way we
got to figure something out here. Well, I tell you, Doug,
and you know we's speak for everybody here. You're one
of the best that we met during our our racing.
You know, it's just so we've met a lot of
people and then you are one of the greats, buddy,
and U oh, hopefully we're not gonna have to end
at you ain't here on the big show. You know,
we don't let people retire easy. Around here. We're still

(03:27):
getting handsel off the couch.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
Got a couple of other old fossils show up.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
So we'll worry about that later. Right now, it's all
about you going to Vegas. But first let's look back
at your roval call. We're at number five. Dominated man, that.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Boy Kyle Larson is he's in the groove. He's one
more racist this year than anybody. He's won six He's
won at this roval layout here at Charlotte twice. Now
he led over half the lapse or right at half
of the lapse, and you just knew over the last
few laps nobody was going to get to him.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
He has a great crew.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
They bring a quality car, your boy Shane van Gisberg,
and let a bunch of laps early in the race,
and then after he took over in the last stage
of the race, you just felt like, well, unless he breaks,
nobody's going to get to him. And nobody ever did,
so he moves on, and we've got our eight title contenders,
the eight that'll be in the round of eight, and

(04:24):
then that'll be after three races, eliminated down to four
and then we'll settle a championship when we'll get out
to Phoenix later on.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
All right, man, there it is set up for Vegas.
What was it do with Alex Bowman, Doug Well.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Alex Bowman was going to make the playoffs, he was
going to be the eighth driver to get in. He
got in. He run, He's had a really nice playoff run.
And then about two hours after the race was over,
NASCAR announced the car's two light by a good bit.
They give them about seventeen pounds of lee. W here's

(05:00):
what it's supposed to weigh. If you're you know, fifteen
pounds like we'll kind of oh okay, well that's a
rounding era. And they checked the car real thoroughly. They
let him put the fuel back in it. They weighed
three or four times, and every time it came up
too light. Hendrick did not appeal, so Alex Bowman out

(05:21):
of the playoffs, and Joey Logano, who had gotten bumped
in the race by Tyler Reddick. He inherits that spot.
So he got the call from the governor. You know,
Joe you're out, You're out here, take the long walk
down the Green Mile and then suddenly no, you're You're
back in. So Joey Logano, a two time champion, is
the beneficiary of Alex Bowman not being allowed to have

(05:45):
his finish quickly. The eight drivers that are running for
the championship now Kyle Larson, Christopher Bell, Tyler Reddick, William Byron,
Ryan Blaney, Denny Hamlin, Chase Elliott, and Joey Logano.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
There you go in Vegas, Homestead, Ami Martinsville. The next
three for the cut off and all right, Vegas, here
we go down. Buddy Doug, you got I know you
want to give me a winner on your last Razorer Gold.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
I'm gonna I'm gonna go back to the guy that's
one of the last two races I've called, and that's
Kyle Larson. He wins out there. It's probably this bad
news for everybody else. It's probably Kyle Larson's best track
and I think they will be a big factor because
you want if you're one of the champions contenders, you
want to win this race because if you do, then

(06:31):
that means you can be on cruise control for the
next two races. You don't really have to worry about Homestead,
or you don't have to worry about Martinsville. You're already
in the Championship four at Phoenix. So this is this
is a huge race to win if you're a playoff contender.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
All Right, Doug, will you enjoy it? Buddy. We'll catch
up with you again next week.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
All right, guys, we'll be talking about who wins Vegas
and I'll uh, I'll let you know how I.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Do all on red Doug. I feel it that.

Speaker 6 (07:03):
All right?

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Makes you like I tell you, Doug? You follow Doug
on Twitter at Rice Man sixty one. All right, let's
play Meet the Blonde you reditate one. Ain't a hundred
big show you told free Line. We'll get a contestant
play next. Good morning, that's a big show on the radio,

(07:41):
roading to your Thursday, October seventeenth, Today's feature track for
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(08:02):
bird tea counting peanuts? Right now we play beat the blood.
Let's me not contestant had a Knoxmell Tennessee, Oh Rocket
Tompkins Us Tyler, Good morning, Tyler, Tyler, Good morning, John Boy.
And Jackie tells me something about you, Tyler, like it's

(08:25):
your birthday. Happy birthday, Thank you too much. Here you go.

Speaker 6 (08:36):
All right, making me blush.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Last Maryland over here. Some questions? Uh, you agree or disagree?
You get two bells before two buzzers, and you win.

Speaker 7 (08:50):
All right?

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Right, So, Taylor, if I wanted to squeeze your carpels,
you know what part of your body would I reach for?

Speaker 8 (09:01):
M You better be reaching for your phone to dial
nine one one. We're here reaching over here.

Speaker 5 (09:09):
Yeah, I don't mean it.

Speaker 8 (09:12):
You reach for my hand.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
I would reach for your hand if I wanted to
squeeze your carpoles. Tyler, do you agree or disagree? I
guess I'll disagree. Disagree with with that? Oh man, Yeah,
I even knew that one. Ain't never heard of carpal
tunnel syndrome.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
Yeah, that's more more than your wrist.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
But sure, that would make no sense. There's a buzzer
ride here. Let's say we can get us a bell here.
The ancient Romans, Yes, they used to celebrate the feast

(09:56):
of with great merriment and orgy speak English, Doc, I.

Speaker 9 (10:01):
Don't I don't know.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
These ancient Romans used to celebrate the feast of something. Yeah, okay,
let's just say a big feast.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
They would have great merriment and orgies.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
I understood that.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
So, oh, look, we still celebrate it, but we have
a different name for it now. You know, we don't
know what the name was back then. I don't know
if that would help it. Aunt Tator. Let's let's see
if you know there.

Speaker 8 (10:29):
I don't know about you, but I call it the weekend.
I believe it was May Day for the Romans.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
May Day the Romans one celebrates our May Day in May?
In May, Tyler, do you agree? I'm not going to
say go ahead? All right, all right, doller what you
got there.

Speaker 6 (10:55):
Buddy, I guess I'll disagree.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
I don't know, Yeah, that would be the thing to do.
I thought that was some kind of communist deal. I
don't know what. The Romans were communists.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
The Pagans celebrated.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
It was a main pole. Maybe, I'm guessing that's what
they danced around. Was that pole? Your weekend?

Speaker 4 (11:16):
Oh, most of her weekends?

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Valentine's Day? It was Valentine's That just means the whole orgy. Alright, alright, Tyler,
here you go, let's see what we can do.

Speaker 6 (11:31):
All right?

Speaker 1 (11:33):
In French, I know how you studied French, and French
is the word for pleasure the same as the word
for pain.

Speaker 8 (11:49):
For pleasures pain, that's sure changes the old pain in
the butt thing, doesn't.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Sure yours?

Speaker 8 (12:01):
Yees?

Speaker 1 (12:01):
In French, the word for pleasure and pain is the
same heavy All right, talker Taylor says, we we do
you agree or disagree? I'm gonna disagree. Disagree and that
was the thing to do. Yeah, no way, no, I've
been saying that would be stupid even for the French

(12:25):
did not speak. Look at you, Tyler, birthday boy. We
are so taken to give you the assortment of bird
Te County peanuts, maybe the best peanuts you ever had
in your life, for your birthday igulations. But you go
a hand course, all right. I want to give a

(12:47):
shout out to my lovely wife, Hayley.

Speaker 6 (12:49):
Love you. You're my rocks to the mooning back again.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Baby got you? Tyler? All right, there's wee boy. Everybody,
he's gonna get light. All right, here's your news. Doug
own and promise him a special song that when both
of us was kind of getting into the nascard thing

(13:12):
where he's retire with you. How about that come in one.
I know, good morning, it's a big show on the radio.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
You want to go.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Just talk to Doug Rise for his heads out to
Vegas to call his final race for p r N.
How about that you miss it? You catch into John
Worebilly Late Risers podcast. That'll be up a little bit
after the big show this morning. All right, I said, none,
let me play this song, bring back all sorts of
memories for both of us, I said, I said, You're welcome,

(14:16):
isn't it.

Speaker 8 (14:20):
There.

Speaker 5 (14:21):
I was just a hanging around the track singing, oh.

Speaker 10 (14:24):
Wow, wow wow Wow, show them my big passed had
snuck around a bag singing wow wow wowow.

Speaker 7 (14:34):
I felt too God loud, God Loud failed, God Loud, blending.

Speaker 11 (14:41):
Right into the crowd.

Speaker 10 (14:43):
You and I was down in a garaging and found
the top secret the product type from DoD singing oo.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Wow, wow, wow wow.

Speaker 7 (14:57):
I climbed in Clive said duff stuff a cloud, then
said stuff and I'll find that sucker up?

Speaker 11 (15:07):
Who time stumped on the can.

Speaker 12 (15:15):
Next thing I knew, I was spinning like a top through.

Speaker 11 (15:18):
The infield grass.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Became a smile to the in car camp singer. Who was?

Speaker 10 (15:28):
Then I heard the voice of where Evernham saying you
mixed tubing?

Speaker 1 (15:33):
What a dumb thinking to he was?

Speaker 3 (15:36):
He was Peel? He was Peel.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Came out yelling on people. Whoa you brought the security card?

Speaker 10 (15:52):
Yes he did, and then he called me enough driving
tuber lot.

Speaker 5 (15:57):
Of course I don't drive this rest of your tail singing.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Who Billy and Randy.

Speaker 11 (16:07):
Had to coming through my fail singing? It cast him
prost a few bucks.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
It cost him a few bucks.

Speaker 11 (16:18):
Guess by driving kind of sucks?

Speaker 8 (16:27):
Did you?

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Good morning? Let's who make seawing the radio.

Speaker 12 (17:05):
Listeners, here's hello out there and over text underpaid radio land,
your old friend Bill Silvers here to deliver a low
blow to the globalists. And speaking of low blow, how
about that Kamala Harris four years ago she couldn't steal
a delegate, and today se'es the nominee because she stole
her boss's delegates, And boom, we went from pete pads
to knee pads in the blink of an hole, left

(17:27):
with the sad realization that Joe was the smart one.
Remember when Hillary Clinton was the most unlikable person in politics?
And then Kamala Harris said, hold my beers. This woman
who no one wanted four years ago, has been playing
solitaire in her office for the last three and a
half years, is suddenly the darling of the Democrat Party.
Go figure, Now, who in the world would ever vote

(17:50):
for this jabbering, cackling, clueless drone. I'm glad you asked
from the home office in Tim Waltz's military metal curio cabinet.

Speaker 5 (17:59):
The top ten types of people who would vote for
Kamala Harris.

Speaker 12 (18:02):
Number ten the ignoranus, living life with their heads firmly
up their turn tunnel. They don't know about her sketchy
path and don't want to know. They're too busy keeping
up with the Karthashians. Number nine brain dead youth. We've
all seen the videos. Don't know how many states there are,
but can quote Harry Potter verbatim. Number eight gender benders,

(18:25):
man girls, girl, guys with a list of pronouns longer
than their job resumes. They're just looking for someone in
power to validate their psychosis, even if that's someone is
a world class dope.

Speaker 5 (18:36):
Number seven the gimme, gimmey crowd.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
You know the type.

Speaker 5 (18:40):
Today you're paying for their degree in pay for mache.
Tomorrow you're paying for some guy's boob job. Yay democracy.
Number six people fluent in Moron.

Speaker 12 (18:51):
These are the blessed few who listen to her ramble
and find deeper meanings and inspiration. They also think SpongeBob
is a real person. Number five The celebriati. The same
Hollywood elites who spend your annual income on lunch, are
telling you how much better off you'll be after four
more years of this craft. Number four The dead go on.

(19:14):
Call it a conspiracy theory, but we all know the
deceased don't vote Republicans. How do I know they'd investigated
if it ever happened? Number three Swifties. Taylor Swift fans
are taking their marching orders from a girl who's made
a career singing about her terrible.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
Choices Number two, the UnAmericans.

Speaker 12 (19:37):
You know, Antifa, BLM Hammas holds, Commies, Marxist, socialist, fascist, globalist,
New World Order knobs, flat Earth's feminists, mask Nazis, vax fanatics,
pedo wheenies, vegans, deadbeats, rats, brats, pedos, whidos, fat guys
in speedos, pee diddy poo, diddy poo diddy, illegals, rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, desperadoes, hornswogglers, mugs, plugs, thugs, timwitz, halfwits, nithwitz, vipers, snipers, cutthroats, pushwhackers,

(20:02):
boot liquors, big stickers, and scientologists.

Speaker 5 (20:10):
And the number one type of Kamala Harris boner suckers.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
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And here's how GARYL.

Speaker 8 (22:36):
Marcy Tater, Moreen Well Sean Diddy Colembs appear before the
judge for the first time last week. His mom and
kids showed their support by attending to hearing. The judge
agreed with the defense for a speedy trial. They don't
want it to take any longer than it has to.
It's scheduled for May fifth, of twenty twenty five, so
he will be federal inmates three seven four seven I

(23:00):
until until then.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Well, it's real hard to get him home.

Speaker 4 (23:04):
Yes, wait, they offered, I will put an ankle monitor
on him, will pay for private security to keep an
eye on him. We'll have cops in the neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
And they just were not going for.

Speaker 4 (23:16):
Flight risk.

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Right, he got the funds, they got the mains to
hit it.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
He's got a private airplane jet you know, and be
gone yet.

Speaker 8 (23:26):
So now he could spend life in prison if he
is convicted of racketeering and sex trafficking charges. Right, so
this he may have had his last breath of freedom,
you know, before he was arrested and incarcerated. Prosecutors hinted
that they may file more charges against him. So he's
not done being charged.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (23:46):
They also said they need three weeks to present their
case to the jury when it happens in May. The
judge said a deadline at the end of this year
for prosecutors to share every piece of evidence with the defense,
so they have to have their whole thing ready to
go by the end.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Is he still in a real bad prison in New
York that he was trying to get out of.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
Yeah, and his biggest complaint was the food, so he
just stopped eating it. Well, that's not a good idea either,
is it.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Man, He'll own that now he got off that. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (24:14):
What prosecutors that have is that they informed the judge
that they confiscated one hundred encrypted devices during the raids
on Diddy's mansions plus his Park Hyatt hotel room in
New York at the time of his arrest. But they're
still in the process of unlocking all those devices and
cataloging their contents. So that's where all That's why you've
seen in the tabloids and things were celebrities or the

(24:37):
rumors of celebrities and people getting real nervous.

Speaker 5 (24:40):
They don't know what's.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Probably if you've been to a did a party, your
own to watch less who knows suspects.

Speaker 5 (24:48):
At least Monday Night Football in the news.

Speaker 8 (24:51):
In the coming weeks, ABC will simulcast Monday night games
featuring the Kansas City Chiefs, the Dallas Cowboys, Baltimore Ravens,
and a couple of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers games.

Speaker 5 (25:01):
See if this makes sense to you.

Speaker 8 (25:03):
NFL primetime games attract the largest doing audience audience. Monday
Night Football draws an average of thirteen million, which is
second only to NBC's Sunday Night Football. So the three
most popular programs among the crowd age fifty and younger
are in order, Sunday Night Football, ESPN's Monday Night Football,
and ABC's college games Saturday nights.

Speaker 5 (25:23):
That's according to the Hollywood Reporter.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
So what are they gonna do.

Speaker 8 (25:26):
They're gonna simulcast so that ABC's will push aside regular
programming to simuel cast ESPN's Monday Night Football. Okay for
certain games, not all games.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
They're own by the same deal, Yeah ESPN. Okay, no
big no big one, no big deal. At least it's
not like online streaming. There was a lot of them.
Thursday Night Football. You got to go to Prime, Amazon, Prime,
to watch it streaming for everybody else, you know, mostly yeah, hey,

(26:01):
and for kids out there.

Speaker 8 (26:03):
While Disney World resume normal operations over this past weekend
once the resort completed clean up from Hurricane Milton, the
park's for Wilderness Resort and campground remained closed for just
a little while, but that too has opened back up.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
Thank you, Hollywood Light.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
You know, it's not always all about me, Randy. I
was just curious as a sports most of the time.

Speaker 8 (26:23):
It is.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Very much for that. I hope it was very informative
for you. Very good. All right, Well, let's get us
a winner. That's my wordy word. They would go one
eight hundred Big Show. We'll get a couple of contestants
tame up and play next Thursday morning, and that's a

(27:08):
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We're gonna win it right now, all right, Well, let's
not I went to everybody's head. I bout the bed

(27:29):
like a wordy word, not a wordy word. And we
got a husband and wife gonna play each other this
morning at a grand View, Indiana. Y'all know Max and Peggy.
Good morning Max.

Speaker 6 (27:45):
It's uh Max cute, Mad Max Junior.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Mad Max Junior. Oh hey there you Max had a boy?
All right? Now, Peggy, are you on another line? Good morning?
Good morning? All right, y'all, Well, let's play some We're
gonna have the boys against the girls. Okay, Me and Max,
Mad Max Junior and Peggy. Okay, Tayter, okay, all right,

(28:13):
everybody relaxed. Okay, John boy, Hey, how you doing. Max?
Are you ready, buddy?

Speaker 6 (28:19):
Yes, sir?

Speaker 1 (28:20):
All right, let's see what we can do. Starting the clock.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
Now.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Prehistoric guys lived in one of these and they call
him a blank man. Okay, yeah, uh huh. The United
States is our country, yes, uh huh. Hey, look at
a road blank to see where we are old times?
Look at yeah, uh huh. Go in this kind of
store to buy hammer and some nails.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
The old.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
Uh apart, No, no, no, get you some nails, hammer
and stuff, Old tyler. Yeah, that's it all right. Not
to finish, but never mind, don't do it. Okay, four
on the board, good mix, not bad than tall. All right, Well,
let's see what the girls can do. Peg, gay, are
you red? Day? I'm ready? All right, day day and.

Speaker 5 (29:11):
Go the opposite of finish. You gotta do what?

Speaker 8 (29:16):
Yes, I can blank to one hundred.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
Look at me.

Speaker 5 (29:21):
Yes, you put one of these on.

Speaker 8 (29:22):
An envelope to send it in the mail.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Damn, uh huh a glass. If you drop it, it
will do this.

Speaker 8 (29:28):
It'll blink into a million pieces. It'll blink into a million. Nope,
it'll blink into a million pieces. Yes, at Halloween you wear.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
One of these.

Speaker 5 (29:37):
You dress up in one of these.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
No, the whole thing. Yes, ma'am Blaize makes these. All right,
let's say what end up with a five on there?
And only had eight mals happy before I got here.
It's all right, five to four? Peggy leads, all right, mix,

(29:59):
we can do it, buddy, Ready for a round two?
Let's go all right? Starting the clock now, snacking a
yellow bag lais yeah, uh huh. Hey, get on the mound.
In the baseball game, another word for throw the ball,
blank me the ball, yeah, uh huh. All right, I'm

(30:20):
the man of blank sorrow. This is something that goes on,
just keeps going. It's blank, blank motion. You never stop.
You're in blank motion. What's that word? A man of
blank sorrow?

Speaker 12 (30:34):
I like that one.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
You're not gonna get it going, keep going far? I
comment now, wow, man two on the four of six
for Max, So no gone table, set Max for your
wife and tainter one the time too, win probably big
enough on nine Las and pig.

Speaker 7 (30:54):
And go all right.

Speaker 8 (30:56):
The pain is with me all the time.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
I'm in blank pain. It's constant.

Speaker 8 (31:02):
Yes, babies have to follow. You have to have a
strict one of these, a strict schedule. You have to
keep to the what for a baby you have to yes, ma'am.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Yes, the wind. That's what you needed too, well, Max,
I hope you're happy, mad mix your big old but
I would start with that.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
No, man, how low?

Speaker 6 (31:35):
Can I ask you something more?

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Of course you can.

Speaker 6 (31:38):
How would you think you and your wife would do
on this game?

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Oh man? That might go ahead and finish it off.
I'm holding them by thread right now, Max, I don't
I don't think i'd chance it, buddy. They're barely paying
the game of life right now. What would make it.

Speaker 8 (31:54):
Worse is if he had to give her the clues
that would make.

Speaker 4 (31:56):
It that would be hard, imagine.

Speaker 6 (32:00):
I sure like to hear you too. I got some
thirty year old job boy billy barbecue. Saw give me
sending it in so you can give it away to somebody.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Oh no, I'll keep That'll keep right there.

Speaker 6 (32:18):
I'll put it on my shelf as one won't tell you.
I'll get off here for you people that don't know Jesus,
it's time to turn, so you don't burn. Keep it
straight up.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
First, tight, all right, you gotta governed. Mag's all right, Peggy,
congratulations baby. Can we do anything for you? Uh no,
I don't know why my husband thought he could beat me,
because he won't even play cards with me anymore.

Speaker 6 (32:51):
Because he never wins.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
I got you there, all right now? Yeah, yeah, I beg.

Speaker 6 (33:01):
I just want to I just want to bless this
country and we need a lot of prayer for the
whole country and everybody in it.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Got that right, Beggy. Proud to have y' all listening,
and thank you all for playing what us here this morning?
Love you meaning all right, thank you, good morning. Got
the big show on the radio. Bit request time Charles
Spencer best out of Monroe, Louisiana. Charles says, Cooder goes
in New York City with James Gregor and Killer Bees

(33:31):
from way back. All right, Charles Gooding, get avoid you
next and big shows already. How about Jill spend some

(34:03):
best out of Monroe, Louisiana. Today's request Ego, Jall.

Speaker 9 (34:11):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy summer Stock Playhouse. Today's episode,
Cooter goes to NYC. As our story opens, Bubba Lee
Griswold is seated at the breakfast table reading the morning newspaper.

Speaker 13 (34:26):
So long, daddy, I'm off, We're in. I'm headed to
have the time of my life. I sold some donut
seeds for five thousand.

Speaker 14 (34:33):
Dollars ten thousand dollars. Hell, I can pay my trailer
for five thousand dollars, five thousand dollars.

Speaker 13 (34:40):
I'm fixing this pin every last nickl of it. I
got a cab waiting outside to take me to the airport.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Now, what the hell? Go to Darport, Firs.

Speaker 13 (34:46):
I'm gonna go to New York City.

Speaker 11 (34:48):
Well, can't you drive, You'll fly. I'm gonna fly.

Speaker 14 (34:53):
Hell, you may not see New York City.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
They have a seat to a bounce your butt out
of a cornfield.

Speaker 11 (34:58):
So I'm gonna fly. Be careful, yeah, says a big
old limousine.

Speaker 13 (35:02):
Gonna PieP me up. And when I get there, I'm
gonna gonna go to a swanky clothing store, my brand
new Italian sup. Then I'm gonna head to the fanciest
restaurant in town that had a.

Speaker 8 (35:16):
No.

Speaker 13 (35:18):
Oh no, daddy, I'm talking about a fancy steakhouse.

Speaker 14 (35:21):
Oh, sizzler, the sizzler, this love scissors, all you can eat,
little buffet bar there.

Speaker 13 (35:28):
The salad not Now, it's your problem right there, daddy.
You've been in this hick town your whole life, then
you ain't never seen any of the fighter things. After that,
I'm going to a liquor store and get me a
bottle of liquor. Don't come in the jar, get a
bottle of liquor. I'm gonna get me some crystal. That's
the champagne in the world.

Speaker 15 (35:45):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
I know they've made pretty good hamburg for lunch.

Speaker 14 (35:58):
This I just say why, I love the crystal. You
get twelve of them what you paid one for somewhere else,
you know, and you n on Crystal's five damned dollars,
and if I just got paid.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Hell, I had thought of.

Speaker 15 (36:14):
The cheese, but I had no idea that made champagne.
I tell you learned something every day, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 13 (36:26):
And then, Daddy, then I'm gonna go to one of
them gentlemen's clubs and get me some of them lap dances.
And then the whole when the all things over from
chicking into the swankiest hotel in New York City.

Speaker 11 (36:37):
And now I'm gonna sleep till noon. I see you later.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Now hold on, bit coder.

Speaker 13 (36:41):
Well, no, no, you might as well sit back down. Daddy,
my mind's made up. Ain't no use in trying to
stop me.

Speaker 14 (36:47):
Hell, you're trying to stop you. I'm got got cracky brawl,
got cheese burgers.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Because that damn joy and plaut you.

Speaker 11 (37:02):
And again next time when we hear the crusty old
limousine driver say.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar, he.

Speaker 11 (37:10):
Could y'all come back every Friday, Good.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Morning, big shows on the radio. You want this feature
track for you, John one Billy, I'm hit the big box. Keywords,
deer honey, here we go. Watch where you walk in
cad Berry. You're gonna scare off all the deer.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
Trust me, sir, If you're a hunting costume doesn't frighten
the wildlife, nothing will.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
WHOA If you think I'm gonna wear camouflage, you're crazy.
This is the last day of deer season. There's a
lot of real nut jobs running around the woods.

Speaker 3 (38:09):
You're telling me begging, says, pardon, but why God, we
just hunt from suys deck.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
That's not the point, say, That's why I'm using the
bow and arrow. This isn't just about hunting, Cadbury. It's
about embracing man's bond with nature, exploring our inborn instincts
to stalk our food and match wits with a wild beast,
harvesting the natural bounty the Good Lord placed here, putting

(38:37):
food on the table the way our forefathers did in
that pajamas. After the cleaning people woke them. You know,
you can be a real buzz killer.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
Hmmm, sounds like mister Mario has gotten up at lives.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
That's not a Mario. That's a deer. Sounds like a buck.
I hope he's as big as the last one I
brought down.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
Yes, let's just hope we don't have a strap its
atlas on, like says last Great Conquest?

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Do you have to make those little quotation marks with
your fingers? That's why I don't bring Billy with me.
What do you think I luned? It's uh? And for
your information, the antlers fell off. I just tied them
back on for the picture. I see.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
Perhaps you shouldn't have duct taped them to the center
of its head.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
It did sort of look like the dog in the gridge.
Holy cow, he's getting close. I'm gonna get up in
the deer stand. You sprinkle this around? What's this? It's
deer sin. It really drives a big boy's wild.

Speaker 6 (39:35):
You know.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
If I didn't know better, I'd say it looks remarkably
like that's what it is. How on earth did you
get the deer to go in the jaws.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Spread that scent and get out of sight. Here he
comes the lid bot budsa just tapping against the tree
out of losing it. That's very good.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
It's opens huh, I said tapping. I don't know what
yore complaining about. So I'm the one drenched in dead tinkle.
But just stay still, don't spookh.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Wow, he's a beauty at least a pointer. Yes, and
they're not held on the duct taper. Oh why is
he looking at me like that? Suh? It's the deer scent.
I think he likes you? What do you what do
you mean likes me? You know who likes you?

Speaker 3 (40:29):
Do you have to make these little quotation marks in
the ab with your fingers.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
See it is annoying, isn't it. Cadbury, Run dear, go away,
run back towards me.

Speaker 7 (40:42):
I got the ball ready, Holy pete, he's really hot
to trot.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Whatever you do, don't trip? Why did you say that? Suh?
You better get moving? Begging Ozandler's look sharp? You say.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
You signing me?

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Sad? Hold him up forever?

Speaker 5 (41:10):
What are you waiting for?

Speaker 7 (41:12):
Shoot?

Speaker 4 (41:13):
Show?

Speaker 1 (41:14):
I might hit you can't Mary.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
Considering what's in store for me if I lose?

Speaker 1 (41:18):
I hope you don't shoot.

Speaker 5 (41:24):
Loops nice leaf place?

Speaker 7 (41:26):
Uh?

Speaker 11 (41:27):
Would you like to try a thatching one of the
other cheeks?

Speaker 7 (41:30):
I can't only brought one arrow? What I guess I
was over confident? Well do something, okay I will. I'm
gonna cover my eyes.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
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which show.

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