May 8, 2025 • 44 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good more than everybody if my Big Show family yours.
Thank you for listening, your listen news.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
What sport's coming up?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Listen Ricky Bait sharp brother.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
Oh, you pot lickers are listening to a couple other
pot liquors noted John Boy and Philly on the Big Show.
You know, I just a guest star on the Playhouse
and the official mascot from mister populist rest a pizza runt.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
That's just the tip of the iceberg. What this note
from John Boy?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Keep it short, Sun up.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Up, Good morning. That's a big show on the radio
(01:11):
for you. Thursday, May eighth. Weird news about a lottery loser.
I wish I could talk to James Gregor about this, dude.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Weird news.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yes, if you want a massive powerball jackpot, was the
first thing you'd do with the money, Maybe buy house,
take a trip around the world, pay your bill, and
retain the best criminal defense attorney that money can buy. Well.
A fifty year old Kentucky man named Old James Farland
won the April twenty six powerball jackpot worth one hundred
and sixty seven point three million dollars. He wasted no
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time going to the Lottery office in Lexington collect his
enormous check. Wasted no time going to jail. Far Thing,
along with there's forty two year old girlfriend Jack and
fight Master that's her real name, traveled the very next
day to Trade Winds Resort in Saint Pete Beach, Florida.
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Were ended up getting the rested for kicking a cop
in the face. Police responded to the resort to break
up a fight between Farthing and another guests always are
attempted to separate him, and then he allegedly kicked him
and attempted to run away. Meanwhile, a very intoxicated fight
Master was aggressive and trying to fight other patrons.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Get off my bed.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
They were both eventually taking to the cousin who rested Farthing,
who was an ex con, had his bond set at
ten grand, which he should have no problem paying off.
You see him with that giant check trying to get
it through the bars here. Could you just take a
little bit of it, idiot. They might be able to
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make bail, but he's gonna be in tough because he's
on a parole violation. He said, Paro, don't worry. I
bet you're gonna be very popular all right, good looking, jail,
Good morning. Make shows on the radio. Coming up, we
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and see me tearing up the grass, kicking grass and
taking names. That's my own. Doug, Yeah, that's not gonna
fly to that warlo on good suspension on that seat.
Oh yeah, you gonna love him, love them. Okay, Hey,
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here's Doug on the line. Every Thursday, Doug Rice joins
us and we appreciate you not retiring from us. Doug.
How's everything, buddy doing great?
Speaker 7 (03:46):
Johnny, if you ever need me to come out to
your your ranch there and call a few laps while
you hop an hour, I.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Think that's great. I mean, the best Facebook post ever.
Speaker 7 (03:57):
So let's let's work on that.
Speaker 8 (03:59):
All right.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Well, throw tap the tape it to that thing and.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
We'll go nice. You know, I beat Jeff Gordon in
the lawnmower race. You remember that one. A shot a
motor speedway a while back, and it was from Jess.
It was from his lawnmower dealership. So he was afraid
the record, I was trying to run into him, don't come.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
And then there was an ugly little lug nut thing
that happened afterwards.
Speaker 7 (04:23):
Don't spoil that moment, that moment in Bristol with the
oversized shopping cart.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yeah, oh yeah, that's that's number one from all right, Well,
let's talk about memories more recent.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Let's talk about you.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
That's okay. Now, let's talk about you. What do you
think of me? Okay?
Speaker 7 (04:45):
So yeah, this is only a six minute second.
Speaker 9 (04:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Hey, well let's talk about Legano. Man, he did what
he had to do after getting disqualified last week, didn't he? Yeah,
he did.
Speaker 7 (04:56):
He bounced back from a bad week at the Farm
and came home with the win down at Texas. Pretty
typical Logano performance. Just hang around, let.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Some people wreck out.
Speaker 7 (05:07):
There was a lot of attrition in that race, a
dozen yellow flags, and at the end he came on
and did what he had to do and held off
Kyle Larson and held off a couple of other guys
that were really charging hard, include Rosschastain to finished second
and got his first w of the year. Took eleven
races in but now he's one. He was going to
be in the playoffs anyway. But now now he is
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definitely locked in, and that's bad news. It's kind of
like when he got into the playoffs last year after
we had another driver getting this qualified and Joey got
in and you could tell the other drivers, no, not
him again, Well he's back, and you know, just watch out.
I think they'll be they'll be a force the rest
of the year.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Wow, all right, keep buy on that twenty two.
Speaker 7 (05:52):
And there were some other teams that I want to
give a shout out to inside the top ten. You know,
when we race at Daytona and Talladega, a lot of
times you'll look at the top ten or top twelve
and it'll be like, wow, this is not normal because
you have some teams that don't normally have that good
of a day finish in the top. Well, that happened
down at Texas too. Eric Jones, who races for the
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motor club Legacy Motor Club, finished fifth in the race,
his best finished of the year. Ricky Stenhouse Junior was sixth.
John Hunter Nimachek, also for Legacy Motor Club, was eighth
and looking on down for it, Todd Gillilamb was eleventh
and tdd Dillon, who races for colleague, was twelve. So
some guys that you don't normally see up there with
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good days. And a lot of that has to do
with the attrition from this race. Twelve cautions. About two
thirds of the field made it to the end. So
when you have people falling out like that, it gives
some of these smaller teams a chance to have a
really good day.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
That's very true looking at it like that, and usually
you know, having a lot of exit Texas for some reason,
and the track lends itself to that, doesn't it.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
Well, they've redone it turns one and two or much
more flat than turns three and four, and some people
just don't get the hang of that. I mean, you
saw drivers spin out all by themselves. Michael McDowell at
the end of the race was trying to hang on.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Close to the front. He spun out.
Speaker 7 (07:16):
Kyle Busch spun out without anybody touching him. Josh Barry
did the same thing. So it's a tricky race track
and it was really good too to see a big
crowd down there too. They suffered with poor attendance and
that's starting to come back, and they had a really
good crowd, and I felt like it was an entertaining
race at least. I know some people want because Joey won,
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but I don't factor who wins into how much I
enjoyed the race.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Out of the boy And how did Denny Hamlin make
the whole state of Texas mad Doug?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
He did it in about two seconds.
Speaker 7 (07:50):
Denny gets introduced on the stage and the driver walks out,
and you know, there's the smoke show and all that.
Denny gets response, it's not Check, it's Jeers. He gets
booed real solidly. And so Denny has become a bit
of an Ohio State fan because last year it was
Ohio State against the world. And that's how Denny looks
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at himself. Well, he flashes the Texas Longhorn sign with
his hand, but he turns it upside down. Ooh, that's like,
that's that's the worst thing you can do to Texas fans.
It's the biggest insult you could have. Then he goes
out and before they get to one hundred laps, his
car blows up like a hand grenade went off underneath it.
And you can't imagine the response that that garnered from
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the crowd.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
That he had already really riled.
Speaker 7 (08:37):
Up with the upside down hook Horn signed, so a
little bit of karma, I think for Denny. On Sunday
in Texas, I put that I would just put that
one away. I wouldn't bring that back out again.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
As a truth man. And that like you said, boy,
it looked like the car just blew up at fire.
That was that was tough. He had to stop it
and bail. Yeah, I think they're gonna have that one.
Speaker 7 (08:57):
That one they're gonna have to scratch.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
I don't know that there's any such in that car.
Speaker 10 (09:01):
After the kind of flames it had on it.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
All right, Well, boys, going to Kansas this weekend for
the Advent Health four hundred toyotas.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I like Tyler Reddick.
Speaker 7 (09:12):
It's about time for him to break out a lot
of people. He's like this sexy pick that never comes in.
But I'm still gonna go with him this week. I
think that'll be that'll be really tough. And I'm starting
to like what I see out of Josh Berry. He
won out at Vegas and he really did well last
week at Texas until they had some problems.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
So those are two.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
The Ford Camp. I'm looking at Josh Berry and the Toyota.
Speaker 7 (09:36):
I'm looking at Tyler Reddick and in the Chevrolet camp
you know, anybody from Hendrick, probably William Byron I think
will be pretty good.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
William leading the point standings right now. All right, I
got the Josh on the Ford and Tyler on the Toyota.
All right, good deal done, Thank you, buddy, you have
a great weekend. Well all right, y'all.
Speaker 7 (09:53):
Next, thanks for having me on as always, appreciate you guys.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Thank you, my buddy. Y'all follow the dog on x
reis Man sixty one. Alright, y'all, let's play Beating the
Blonde one eight hundred Big Show. You told free line,
we'll get a contestant play next. Good morning. Now, that's
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a big show on the radio. Running through your Thursday
May eight feature track from the Big Show, Big Box.
It's a playhouse, the world's Oldest Mother. Search for keywords
old as Mother. Hit the bid box at the Big
Show dot com. There right now, it's time boy beat
the Blonde. Let's meet a contestant. It's Tony out of Lancaster,
(10:55):
South Carolina. Sounds like you doing real good this morning, buddy, Yes,
nomad more then I'm a Jacky, Tony, you know what
we're gonna do. We'll ask day or some questions. She'll
answer you agree or disagree, get two bells, two buzzers,
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and you get the prize back. Okay, damn well. Mohammed
Ali once appeared in a special edition comic book where
he knocked out a certain superhero to save him from Aliens.
Who wasn't.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Captain Underpass. You know I had this edition and it
was Superman.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
It was Superman that Mohammad Ali knocked out. Tony, agree
or disagree? I know what you craft him on the pants?
Speaker 11 (12:00):
I'm going to agree, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
It was Superman's Yeah, alrighty cap underpants? Does he hang
out with cat mobbyus? Now, oh, Tony has a bell?
Speaker 11 (12:16):
Four?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
You us get one more and get the prize pack, Tayer.
According to scientific studies, which of the five senses do
women have a sharper sense of than men?
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Well, well, judge by the men in this room, I'd
say fashion sense, social, No, scientifically, hearing is that the
sharper sense than men?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Sharper sense of hearing? Tony agree or disagrees?
Speaker 8 (12:48):
Well, according to my wife, I'm gonna say I agree
with that.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
You feel your wife should.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Oh, no smell, you're hearing matter. You'd know that came
out of you, right, alright, there's a smell. No bail,
soo win it or lose it? Right here, we got
a full count mercy. How long does it take for
(13:14):
the Earth to go around the sun?
Speaker 6 (13:17):
Where is astronrd? When I meet him? After?
Speaker 1 (13:22):
It's beetlejuice. And by the way, I'm gonna give you
a hint, forty six percent of Americans get it wrong.
Almost half of Americans get this wrong. How long does
it take for the Earth to go around the sun?
Speaker 6 (13:39):
I'm gonna say a day? Twenty four hours?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Twenty four hours, Tony, agree or disagree?
Speaker 8 (13:48):
That's exactly what I was thinking, So I'm gonna have
to agree.
Speaker 11 (13:54):
What I did.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
I didn't think that too, honestly, I didn't.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
Of course.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
It's one of the choices. Yeah, yeah, a choice.
Speaker 11 (14:06):
We were both guys. It's choice.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
So what is like in your head? What is a day?
Speaker 11 (14:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
I mean like just twenty four hours?
Speaker 11 (14:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:18):
We just spend.
Speaker 10 (14:19):
Yeah, we just spend so good it rotates, that's what
I spend it.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Yeah, but it takes a year and get around. Yeah, hard,
hard to believe I'm a paramedic saved life.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Well, no, not really.
Speaker 6 (14:34):
You don't need to know that time.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Percent of us we were too worried about it. Well,
tell me we appreciate your service and you can get
up and go to work every day. Buddy, I appreciate y'all.
I love y'all. That's all I listened to you, buddy.
Speaker 8 (14:50):
Will you hang on.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
I'm on this drug jacket to hook you up something
real good? All right, thank you, John, all right to
it's a bottom money hour here comes on top of
your news when we got a little gonna call ho dever,
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it's gonna be fun that twenty minute. Yeah, gotta be hey,
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I mean, good morning, big shows on the radio. Help
me in Okay, may a very special day. It was
on this day in eighteen eighty six, the very first
batch of coca cola was created by chemist doctor John T.
Pemberton of Atlanta. It mixed the ingredients together, draink it down.
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Asked for a quote, said, good, good morning, there's a
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big show on the radio. You can get to the
phone when over a temptation trailer.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
Man, hellay all alive on the find of that No man,
j'all boy better here wait say that are you.
Speaker 8 (17:13):
Big on hurry? Ain't no driving, no talking, mouth breathing,
knuckle dragon wall sitting and he haul looking prayer.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Rash, not much man, How you doing?
Speaker 8 (17:22):
No tea? And Debortt went out last night and had
us a beer or twelve.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Oh fellow rough, huh, well house, Delbert.
Speaker 8 (17:31):
All that stuff. Don't buy the Delbert. That boy can
put it away all that long, never break a sweat.
You should have send him down in Daytona. Back in February,
me and him are sitting in this little bar down
the street from the Adams Wort. One night it Setter
flies up next to Debor and says, that's a mighty
fine looking earn hard hat you got on. You wear
that so you can park in the handicapped spaces now
(17:51):
as you can imagine, that's a real conversation. Star. Yeah,
I ain't want to get it out of hand there,
so I says, okay, let's all settle down here me
bias One. What you drinking there, buddy, he says te
Keller ever heard of it? Deward says, yeah, drunk a
good bit of it too. Feller says, well, buy here.
I'm from Texas. I bet you can't handle as much
(18:12):
as I can. Debard says, you gotta be kidding me.
I got you by a good forty pounds. I bet
you one hundred dollars. I can match you two for one.
Whoa feller says, well I have now I been on
to take him to a thing at a time. So
Debort lays one hundred dollar bill on the bar and says,
bring on the noise, bring on the funk. And I
(18:32):
mentioned it's a little bit less. Yeah, yeah, So this
feller tells the bartender set up two shots. He grabs
one in each hand and goes bam, bam, and he says, hmm,
tell you what, give me one more, grabs the third
one bam, slams it down on the bar, says, all right,
there miss the two for one. Let's see what you got.
So the bartender lines up six shots there on the
(18:53):
bar in front of Debor. Well sin his eyes got
right big for a second. Next thing you know, he
gets up off his stool walks out the door. Feller says,
a way, aman, where his head going? I says, well,
I reckon. He just stepped out to get a breath
of fresh air. Look out the front winder. Debart's headed
off down the street, so tex kindly smiles at me
and says, you, buddy's got the talking part down too bad.
(19:14):
He can't back it up. I says, well, you got it.
Mint six shots of tequila. That's a mighty tall order,
and Text says, hey, it's his ideare I didn't really
think you go through with the no ways, but one
hundred dollars was too much to pass up. So anyway,
me and him sat there for about five minutes. He
finishes his drink, says, wow, nice talking to you, and
reaches out for that one hundred dollars on the bar
(19:35):
there just in a hand reaches out and grabs him
by the wrists. He says, hold on there, buddy, you
ain't wont that money yet. We look up. It's Debord.
He's back. He says, is that bench still on? Text
says sure, why not. So bartender lines them up again.
Debord takes him a real deep breath, starts pounding down
them shots bam bam, bam, bam, bam bam, does all
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six of them, wipes off his chin, gets right up
in Texas face and says, hello's your dad, did well.
Little Tex can't believe it. He pushes his cap back
on his hand, says Dad Burne, Son, you tough. Never
says I told you so. Text pulls out his bill
for Old Hans Debort five twenties and says, here you go, buddy.
He shakes his hand and walks on. Now the bar,
(20:17):
I says, Debrett's that's pretty dang impressive. You okay? He says, yeah,
I think so. I says, well, let me ask you something.
When you got up and left the bar there, where
did you go? And Devor says, well, six shots. That's
a bunch of tequila. I had to run down to
that bar next door to make sure I could do
it first.
Speaker 11 (20:36):
He's tough.
Speaker 8 (20:38):
What he lacks in brain power he makes up in
livery from Hey, listen, me and jose Aint Quervos fixing
to go to work. You're gonna see Geber later on. Yeah, well,
well you tell him, I said, uh huh, he'll know
what you mean.
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Speaker 6 (23:47):
Well, hello, hello, all, So I'm just gonna update you
on the whole Diddy thing. Okay, ye Diddy, Sean Puffycombs.
You know he's at his final pre trial hearing Sean
Diddy rejected a last chance plea deal. No nope, and
his trial on federal sex trafficking charges will start next Monday,
(24:07):
with jury selection from one hundred and fifty potential jurors.
Opening statements expected on May twelfth. Prosecutors claim that he
operated his business empire as a criminal enterprise. We know
that he supposedly courced men and women into drug fueled
freak off sex parties with the promise of helping their
showbiz aspirations. Did he also apparently threatened violence or to
(24:30):
end their careers to keep them compliant?
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Then, So I hadn't really heard about the man deal.
Speaker 8 (24:36):
Is that is that him?
Speaker 11 (24:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (24:38):
Yeah, he's allegedly he coerced both men and women.
Speaker 11 (24:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (24:44):
If you're asking, I mean to say it politely. He
swings both ways.
Speaker 11 (24:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (24:49):
And there's an age issue also that is part.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Of that young Does they like them young or all
like them?
Speaker 6 (24:57):
He likes all ages, do you?
Speaker 10 (25:00):
Of course it swings all way, all right, So so uh.
Speaker 6 (25:05):
The prosecutors predict that his trial could take up to
ten weeks according to People magazine. Now, jury selection, as
we said, just kicked off, and uh, it's a madhouse
according to TMZ and some people are getting paid just
to stand in lines for others to snag spots inside
the courthouse. So this isn't going to be uh no,
it's not gonna be right. No, camera's not gonna be publicized.
(25:26):
So people are are trying to get their spots in
the courthouse. And so people who like I don't know,
need to go to work or go to bed, have
paid people up to thirty two dollars an hour to
hold their place in line so that they can get
a spot in the courthouse.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
So it's going to be drawings probably, you know the way.
Speaker 10 (25:44):
They no idea how they're going to do that.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
I mean I right now, they're they're they're they're worried
about getting twelve jurors and six and six alternates who
don't know anything about this trial.
Speaker 10 (25:56):
There are certain members of court and court proceedings that
are get seats automatically. I would imagine a sure an
artist would be on that list.
Speaker 6 (26:08):
Kim Kardashian in the news, not because she did something,
but her nine year old son hijacked her Instagram account
to promote his new YouTube channel. They're getting younger and younger.
I thought there was age limits, but I guess not
for the YouTube channel. Saint West is his name, and
he he went and got on her Instagram that had
three hundred and fifty seven million followers. Smart kid and
(26:33):
quote posted sub to Saints channel. So he now has
four thousand followers and is a YouTube account four thousand,
four thousand. One of Kim's followers commented on his post, saying,
leave your mama phone.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
I've been trying to talk jagging to get on hacking
Staffs account, you know, like put me on my world
law more. Yeah, so like about you know, one hundred
million people can give me mowing grass.
Speaker 6 (26:59):
He post this for us, just one you know. Kim
did not delete the post. She appears to approve of
his YouTube account, but last fall, Saint was forced to
deactivate his previous channel because he shared an anti Kamala
Harris mean, oh, we can't have that. So it looks
(27:19):
like there's evidence piling in that Anna day Armis is
serious about dating Tom Cruise in the air. All right,
here's her picture right here.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Kind of a pretty woman, no right, you know?
Speaker 6 (27:38):
And why are there rumors? Well, because they took a
rhumantic walk through London Park and celebrated her thirty seventh
birthday with a swanky dinner. So of course, of course
they're headed for the They're headed for the Altar. So
but the previous day, the couple arrived in London via
helicopter with her two dogs. So apparently you know he's investing,
he's investing. There's also an anonymous source that told gossip
(28:02):
guru Rob Shooter that she's secretly studying scientology. Yeah, she's
she's been taking intro courses and meeting with advisors. It
started just out as curiosity, but now she seems very engaged.
Oh yeah, you can see her in Ballerina. It's a
John Wick spinoff with appearances by Keano and Angelica Houston.
(28:23):
So she's going to be leading that ballerina. And this
could be love or this could be publicity because he's
got his Mission Impossible movie coming out Memorial Week Day week.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Well, hang in there and her two dogs, good helicopter
rides could.
Speaker 8 (28:39):
All be happening.
Speaker 6 (28:41):
That's all I got for you. Well, I got one
more thing for There's a high school senior named Chandler
Bing and he just committed to playing basketball for Vanderbilt,
and Chandler Being's Chandler being said last week quote, I
haven't watched Friends. My mom has seen the show. When
they were naming me, she wasn't even thinking about Matthew
Perry's character. You tell yourself that Chandeler, your name's Chandler.
Speaker 8 (29:03):
She saw it.
Speaker 10 (29:05):
He doesn't realize that's the name of one of the
characters from Frank You.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Know, Chandler. He was one of the guys.
Speaker 6 (29:12):
You just didn't care.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
That's a baby. You did your job. Good work, baby.
All right, Well, let's get us a winner. Let's play
worthy word alright then one eight hundred Big Show you
told free line will get us a couple of contestants
and we'll play next Good morning, thank shawl the radio
(30:00):
world into your Thursday future track Gonna make show Big
Box Playhouse entitled the World's Oldest Mother. Keywords Oldest Mother
to the Big Box at the Bigshow dot com click
on our contest one way there can't get do We'll.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Call you and I had everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 11 (30:19):
Pat the wording word of the wordy.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Where let's meet our contestants. We got Jason from Williams
to North Carolina. Good morning, Jason, Hey, how are y'all guys?
Speaker 11 (30:30):
Hey man, we are all.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Someome welcome in here amongst us, all right, and we
got Teresa out of Phoenix City, Alabama. Good morning, Teresa,
the mind, good money, Good morning. Is that's Jason North Carolina, Jays,
that's Teresa down Alabama. We're gonna play boys against the girls,
all right?
Speaker 8 (30:50):
Like it right?
Speaker 11 (30:51):
Girls? Will you have me?
Speaker 1 (30:54):
And lately words words dealing with travel. Travel is our
theme this morning for a wordy ward. All right, y'all, okay,
all right, Teresa, you hang on me and Jason for
the first thirty all right, you ready, Jason, Yes, sir,
all right, starting to clock. Now for vacation, Let's take
(31:17):
a trip. Yeah, and let's stay in a motao another
one not hotel. Yes, uh huh, I just said it.
Take a trip for our weeks. What are some vacacon Yeah,
uh huh. You need one of these if you leave
the country. You gotta have a passport.
Speaker 13 (31:37):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
You do this on an airplane you fly? Yeah, you'd
take this on a big ship, take a cruise.
Speaker 6 (31:46):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Good work, Jays. Put a six on the board. So
Teresa and Tater for your first thirty seconds. Teresa, are
you ready.
Speaker 6 (31:58):
I'm ready.
Speaker 8 (31:59):
He was pretty good.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Let's say what y'all can do.
Speaker 6 (32:02):
And go Delta United. They're all names of what airline you. Uh,
you show up somewhere. You don't live there. You are
a blank yes, uh no, but they're like, oh, I'm
tired of all these planks here. They have cameras and
they don't live here, tore Yes.
Speaker 13 (32:21):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (32:22):
This is also you might need this. This is a
credit card, not a MasterCard, but a.
Speaker 14 (32:28):
Visa.
Speaker 6 (32:28):
Uh huh. You a chew choo blank chew choo train?
Yep you.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Yeah, with the cho choo train to put a four
on the board. Jason leading by two after round one.
Let's see if we can pile on there, Jason. Are
you ready? Yes, sir, start the clock.
Speaker 15 (32:47):
Now.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
You can't go to the show unless you buy a ticket.
Speaker 8 (32:51):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
All right, this is where you sleep outside? You are
what camping?
Speaker 11 (32:57):
Yes? Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (32:58):
You take a yellow car? Are hell a cab? Uh
huh oh no another word for cab taxi?
Speaker 11 (33:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (33:06):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
The Blank Club boy George's grouse.
Speaker 11 (33:12):
Culture clue.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
You ride this like on a school blank and then no, okay,
new culture club from boy George. You had me going
on that one.
Speaker 6 (33:30):
You had to reach far back that one.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
My next clue is a disco ball hit him in
the jaw. Remember when that happened? George said, not the
first time that's happened.
Speaker 6 (33:53):
The concentrator here.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
All right, well let's say what we got here. All right,
four on that six in for Jason. All right, okay,
Terse and Tator six will tie, seven will win. Terrasa
you there, okay, ready ready picking up on that last one.
Speaker 6 (34:13):
Go. A big group hops on this vehicle and they go, yeah,
but what kind of buzz it's a big group. Yes,
this is this is where the planes take off from
the airport. Yep, this is this is where you are
on on the plane. There are fifty of these on
the plane.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
People.
Speaker 6 (34:34):
This is to come back. You need to have a
blank blank to come back on the plane. Yes, I
went to different I went to Italy, France. They're all
different countries.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Country at the buzzard that was five one short. Jason,
were dead, Good game, Teresa down Phoenix City. You can
try again, baby, we'll make sure that happens. All right.
Speaker 8 (35:05):
All right then, all right.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Jason, look at you in eastern North Carolina winning the
big old prize by a good game.
Speaker 13 (35:13):
So yes, sir, enjoyed a good deal.
Speaker 8 (35:17):
Ing on.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Morning Big Shows already. Yeah, that was a fun game
that every time it's closed, it's a good game and
I win by one. Okay, good, all right, good joy.
Speaker 6 (35:30):
Yeah, I see the fun in that.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Alright, we're moving on here. It's big request time. Robbie
Carter out of Cordale, Georgia says, could y'all play anything
from the Junior Nation band? You know we can Robit
coming up next. Good morning, Big Show's on the radio.
(36:15):
Robie Carter out of corn Down, Georgia gets his request
this morning from the Junior Nation band. I gut a
little gal with some dangerous curds.
Speaker 13 (36:34):
Sometimes she still kind of gets on my nerves.
Speaker 11 (36:38):
I wouldn't do nothing.
Speaker 15 (36:40):
To break apart or happy home.
Speaker 14 (36:46):
I don't want her to leave me. I just want
her to leave me alone. We've been together a whole
bunch of years.
Speaker 13 (36:58):
She talks, tell hers blood coming out on my ears,
her crook little stove is keep going.
Speaker 11 (37:06):
On and on and on and on.
Speaker 8 (37:10):
I don't want her to leave me.
Speaker 13 (37:12):
I just want her to leave me alone. So friends,
the road of happiness has got a bunch of twits
and turns, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Sometimes it's a.
Speaker 13 (37:26):
Fun little Sunday drive. Sometimes you just feel like you
need to pull over and strip your legs in the
rest area somewhere. You ain't trying to throw her out
of the car, but it sure would be nice. And
she goes look around in the gifts, y'all for a
few minutes. I get home from where a little bit
(37:47):
pissed hare comes. Honey, where her honey? Dude, list, No,
I can't fix a toilet.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
The ball game's baptom.
Speaker 11 (37:56):
Come on, I don't want her to leave me. I
just want her to leave me alone. Heckwalker the highway.
Speaker 13 (38:34):
Love will give you a thrill. Sometimes it seems like
you're going downhill. Let you need to pull over, coach
you last good nerves gone.
Speaker 8 (38:49):
You the want her to leave you.
Speaker 14 (38:51):
You just want her to leave your.
Speaker 13 (38:53):
Long, sweet little girlfriend.
Speaker 11 (39:00):
I'm a wonderful wife.
Speaker 13 (39:02):
Still bring some migravation into your life. And I'm fine
when she's out, But I hope you don't stay up
too long, because when she's home on the range, she
can still make the buffle of wrong.
Speaker 11 (39:22):
A lover her to death.
Speaker 15 (39:25):
That's why I'm singing the song and it's mostly my
false Please, don't you get me wrong.
Speaker 11 (39:38):
I don't wander to leave me.
Speaker 13 (39:41):
I just want her to leave me alone.
Speaker 11 (39:47):
I don't wander to leave me. I just want to
leave me alone.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Key words for
the Big Box for his Playhouse Oldest Mother Action.
Speaker 16 (40:33):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's episode the
World's Oldest Mother. As our story opens, Acreman's big new
Cornpuckle of Action News is wrapping up his nightly reports.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
And finally you've heard all about it. For the last
week or so. A local woman has been participating in
a stem cell research program with an amazing result. She's
just become the world's old mother. Our Wade Wally is
standing by live at Rushywood Senior Center where we're about
to meet the proud mom and her new miracle baby.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Wade, thank you as a bit. No, this is Wade Wally.
I'm here talking with the woman of the hour, myrtle
butt head.
Speaker 6 (41:18):
It's pronounced with thieme.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
Okay, I beg your pardon. So how did that feel
to become the world's oldest mother at eighty five?
Speaker 11 (41:26):
Lord?
Speaker 1 (41:27):
It was awful? Eli to cute me.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Oh, nothing has yet. I'm sure. I'm sure our TV
audience can't wait to meet our new bundle of joy.
Speaker 9 (41:36):
Well, he's asleep right now. We need to wait till
he wakes up in cross I see.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
Well, I'm sure that won't take long. Newborns can be
quite colicky in their early days and weeks. So, missus Bethida,
how did you get involved in this stem cell study?
Speaker 9 (41:51):
Well, doctor Doctoasting, the Toasting who's been my doctor for years,
is working with the Geen program the college. He said,
I'm not being a good candidate, asked me if I
wanted to give.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
It a whirl.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
I'm sure that's not the first time you've been asking that.
So how long have you been involved with the program?
Speaker 11 (42:10):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (42:10):
About a year and a half. They made me drink
this stuff, a taste like baptub gin. It was plumb awful,
But I reckon it work because for you know it,
there Al was pregnant.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Uh boy or girl?
Speaker 2 (42:25):
What boy or I'll try to slow down to you
smaller words, but I can't think of smaller ones than
boy or girl.
Speaker 9 (42:32):
Oh, little boy named him Hubert after my late husband.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
Well, do you think we could take a quick peek
at the little tyke for the camera.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
We need to wait till he cries.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
Uh huh so uh who's the father of little Hubert?
Speaker 6 (42:46):
Well, they wouldn't tell.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Me, no hibbit egibity.
Speaker 9 (42:50):
He's one of them what you call artificial.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
Insinuations artificial never mind.
Speaker 13 (42:56):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
And he's a normal, healthy baby.
Speaker 9 (42:59):
Oh yeah, a cute little thing.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
Are you sure we couldn't just get a quick shot
of him for the folks at home, even while he's sleeping.
Speaker 9 (43:07):
No, we need to wait till he cries.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
H missus Betheda, we're live on TV right now. I
really think the folks at home would enjoy getting a
look at him.
Speaker 6 (43:16):
It's wait till he cries.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
Okay, ma'am, I don't quite understand. Why do you need
to wait till he cries?
Speaker 6 (43:23):
Cause I can't remember where I put him.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
We hope you've enjoyed John Lloy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
Well, then I guess we'll just stick around to you
roll down your socks for the breastfeeding.
Speaker 11 (43:39):
Kill.
Speaker 16 (43:40):
Then again, next time we'll hear the crusty old fragility
specialists say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
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You know, I just a guest star on the Playhouse
and the official mascot from mister populist rest a pizza runt.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
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from John Boy?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Keep it short, Sun up.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Up, Good morning. That's a big show on the radio
(01:11):
for you. Thursday, May eighth. Weird news about a lottery loser.
I wish I could talk to James Gregor about this, dude.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Weird news.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yes, if you want a massive powerball jackpot, was the
first thing you'd do with the money, Maybe buy house,
take a trip around the world, pay your bill, and
retain the best criminal defense attorney that money can buy. Well.
A fifty year old Kentucky man named Old James Farland
won the April twenty six powerball jackpot worth one hundred
and sixty seven point three million dollars. He wasted no
(01:48):
time going to the Lottery office in Lexington collect his
enormous check. Wasted no time going to jail. Far Thing,
along with there's forty two year old girlfriend Jack and
fight Master that's her real name, traveled the very next
day to Trade Winds Resort in Saint Pete Beach, Florida.
(02:10):
Were ended up getting the rested for kicking a cop
in the face. Police responded to the resort to break
up a fight between Farthing and another guests always are
attempted to separate him, and then he allegedly kicked him
and attempted to run away. Meanwhile, a very intoxicated fight
Master was aggressive and trying to fight other patrons.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Get off my bed.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
They were both eventually taking to the cousin who rested Farthing,
who was an ex con, had his bond set at
ten grand, which he should have no problem paying off.
You see him with that giant check trying to get
it through the bars here. Could you just take a
little bit of it, idiot. They might be able to
(02:55):
make bail, but he's gonna be in tough because he's
on a parole violation. He said, Paro, don't worry. I
bet you're gonna be very popular all right, good looking, jail,
Good morning. Make shows on the radio. Coming up, we
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and see me tearing up the grass, kicking grass and
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fly to that warlo on good suspension on that seat.
Oh yeah, you gonna love him, love them. Okay, Hey,
(03:36):
here's Doug on the line. Every Thursday, Doug Rice joins
us and we appreciate you not retiring from us. Doug.
How's everything, buddy doing great?
Speaker 7 (03:46):
Johnny, if you ever need me to come out to
your your ranch there and call a few laps while
you hop an hour, I.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Think that's great. I mean, the best Facebook post ever.
Speaker 7 (03:57):
So let's let's work on that.
Speaker 8 (03:59):
All right.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Well, throw tap the tape it to that thing and.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
We'll go nice. You know, I beat Jeff Gordon in
the lawnmower race. You remember that one. A shot a
motor speedway a while back, and it was from Jess.
It was from his lawnmower dealership. So he was afraid
the record, I was trying to run into him, don't come.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
And then there was an ugly little lug nut thing
that happened afterwards.
Speaker 7 (04:23):
Don't spoil that moment, that moment in Bristol with the
oversized shopping cart.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yeah, oh yeah, that's that's number one from all right, Well,
let's talk about memories more recent.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Let's talk about you.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
That's okay. Now, let's talk about you. What do you
think of me? Okay?
Speaker 7 (04:45):
So yeah, this is only a six minute second.
Speaker 9 (04:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Hey, well let's talk about Legano. Man, he did what
he had to do after getting disqualified last week, didn't he? Yeah,
he did.
Speaker 7 (04:56):
He bounced back from a bad week at the Farm
and came home with the win down at Texas. Pretty
typical Logano performance. Just hang around, let.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Some people wreck out.
Speaker 7 (05:07):
There was a lot of attrition in that race, a
dozen yellow flags, and at the end he came on
and did what he had to do and held off
Kyle Larson and held off a couple of other guys
that were really charging hard, include Rosschastain to finished second
and got his first w of the year. Took eleven
races in but now he's one. He was going to
be in the playoffs anyway. But now now he is
(05:29):
definitely locked in, and that's bad news. It's kind of
like when he got into the playoffs last year after
we had another driver getting this qualified and Joey got
in and you could tell the other drivers, no, not
him again, Well he's back, and you know, just watch out.
I think they'll be they'll be a force the rest
of the year.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Wow, all right, keep buy on that twenty two.
Speaker 7 (05:52):
And there were some other teams that I want to
give a shout out to inside the top ten. You know,
when we race at Daytona and Talladega, a lot of
times you'll look at the top ten or top twelve
and it'll be like, wow, this is not normal because
you have some teams that don't normally have that good
of a day finish in the top. Well, that happened
down at Texas too. Eric Jones, who races for the
(06:15):
motor club Legacy Motor Club, finished fifth in the race,
his best finished of the year. Ricky Stenhouse Junior was sixth.
John Hunter Nimachek, also for Legacy Motor Club, was eighth
and looking on down for it, Todd Gillilamb was eleventh
and tdd Dillon, who races for colleague, was twelve. So
some guys that you don't normally see up there with
(06:36):
good days. And a lot of that has to do
with the attrition from this race. Twelve cautions. About two
thirds of the field made it to the end. So
when you have people falling out like that, it gives
some of these smaller teams a chance to have a
really good day.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
That's very true looking at it like that, and usually
you know, having a lot of exit Texas for some reason,
and the track lends itself to that, doesn't it.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
Well, they've redone it turns one and two or much
more flat than turns three and four, and some people
just don't get the hang of that. I mean, you
saw drivers spin out all by themselves. Michael McDowell at
the end of the race was trying to hang on.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Close to the front. He spun out.
Speaker 7 (07:16):
Kyle Busch spun out without anybody touching him. Josh Barry
did the same thing. So it's a tricky race track
and it was really good too to see a big
crowd down there too. They suffered with poor attendance and
that's starting to come back, and they had a really
good crowd, and I felt like it was an entertaining
race at least. I know some people want because Joey won,
(07:36):
but I don't factor who wins into how much I
enjoyed the race.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Out of the boy And how did Denny Hamlin make
the whole state of Texas mad Doug?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
He did it in about two seconds.
Speaker 7 (07:50):
Denny gets introduced on the stage and the driver walks out,
and you know, there's the smoke show and all that.
Denny gets response, it's not Check, it's Jeers. He gets
booed real solidly. And so Denny has become a bit
of an Ohio State fan because last year it was
Ohio State against the world. And that's how Denny looks
(08:11):
at himself. Well, he flashes the Texas Longhorn sign with
his hand, but he turns it upside down. Ooh, that's like,
that's that's the worst thing you can do to Texas fans.
It's the biggest insult you could have. Then he goes
out and before they get to one hundred laps, his
car blows up like a hand grenade went off underneath it.
And you can't imagine the response that that garnered from
(08:35):
the crowd.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
That he had already really riled.
Speaker 7 (08:37):
Up with the upside down hook Horn signed, so a
little bit of karma, I think for Denny. On Sunday
in Texas, I put that I would just put that
one away. I wouldn't bring that back out again.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
As a truth man. And that like you said, boy,
it looked like the car just blew up at fire.
That was that was tough. He had to stop it
and bail. Yeah, I think they're gonna have that one.
Speaker 7 (08:57):
That one they're gonna have to scratch.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
I don't know that there's any such in that car.
Speaker 10 (09:01):
After the kind of flames it had on it.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
All right, Well, boys, going to Kansas this weekend for
the Advent Health four hundred toyotas.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I like Tyler Reddick.
Speaker 7 (09:12):
It's about time for him to break out a lot
of people. He's like this sexy pick that never comes in.
But I'm still gonna go with him this week. I
think that'll be that'll be really tough. And I'm starting
to like what I see out of Josh Berry. He
won out at Vegas and he really did well last
week at Texas until they had some problems.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
So those are two.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
The Ford Camp. I'm looking at Josh Berry and the Toyota.
Speaker 7 (09:36):
I'm looking at Tyler Reddick and in the Chevrolet camp
you know, anybody from Hendrick, probably William Byron I think
will be pretty good.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
William leading the point standings right now. All right, I
got the Josh on the Ford and Tyler on the Toyota.
All right, good deal done, Thank you, buddy, you have
a great weekend. Well all right, y'all.
Speaker 7 (09:53):
Next, thanks for having me on as always, appreciate you guys.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Thank you, my buddy. Y'all follow the dog on x
reis Man sixty one. Alright, y'all, let's play Beating the
Blonde one eight hundred Big Show. You told free line,
we'll get a contestant play next. Good morning. Now, that's
(10:31):
a big show on the radio. Running through your Thursday
May eight feature track from the Big Show, Big Box.
It's a playhouse, the world's Oldest Mother. Search for keywords
old as Mother. Hit the bid box at the Big
Show dot com. There right now, it's time boy beat
the Blonde. Let's meet a contestant. It's Tony out of Lancaster,
(10:55):
South Carolina. Sounds like you doing real good this morning, buddy, Yes,
nomad more then I'm a Jacky, Tony, you know what
we're gonna do. We'll ask day or some questions. She'll
answer you agree or disagree, get two bells, two buzzers,
(11:17):
and you get the prize back. Okay, damn well. Mohammed
Ali once appeared in a special edition comic book where
he knocked out a certain superhero to save him from Aliens.
Who wasn't.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Captain Underpass. You know I had this edition and it
was Superman.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
It was Superman that Mohammad Ali knocked out. Tony, agree
or disagree? I know what you craft him on the pants?
Speaker 11 (12:00):
I'm going to agree, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
It was Superman's Yeah, alrighty cap underpants? Does he hang
out with cat mobbyus? Now, oh, Tony has a bell?
Speaker 11 (12:16):
Four?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
You us get one more and get the prize pack, Tayer.
According to scientific studies, which of the five senses do
women have a sharper sense of than men?
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Well, well, judge by the men in this room, I'd
say fashion sense, social, No, scientifically, hearing is that the
sharper sense than men?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Sharper sense of hearing? Tony agree or disagrees?
Speaker 8 (12:48):
Well, according to my wife, I'm gonna say I agree
with that.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
You feel your wife should.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Oh, no smell, you're hearing matter. You'd know that came
out of you, right, alright, there's a smell. No bail,
soo win it or lose it? Right here, we got
a full count mercy. How long does it take for
(13:14):
the Earth to go around the sun?
Speaker 6 (13:17):
Where is astronrd? When I meet him? After?
Speaker 1 (13:22):
It's beetlejuice. And by the way, I'm gonna give you
a hint, forty six percent of Americans get it wrong.
Almost half of Americans get this wrong. How long does
it take for the Earth to go around the sun?
Speaker 6 (13:39):
I'm gonna say a day? Twenty four hours?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Twenty four hours, Tony, agree or disagree?
Speaker 8 (13:48):
That's exactly what I was thinking, So I'm gonna have
to agree.
Speaker 11 (13:54):
What I did.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
I didn't think that too, honestly, I didn't.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
Of course.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
It's one of the choices. Yeah, yeah, a choice.
Speaker 11 (14:06):
We were both guys. It's choice.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
So what is like in your head? What is a day?
Speaker 11 (14:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
I mean like just twenty four hours?
Speaker 11 (14:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:18):
We just spend.
Speaker 10 (14:19):
Yeah, we just spend so good it rotates, that's what
I spend it.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Yeah, but it takes a year and get around. Yeah, hard,
hard to believe I'm a paramedic saved life.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Well, no, not really.
Speaker 6 (14:34):
You don't need to know that time.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Percent of us we were too worried about it. Well,
tell me we appreciate your service and you can get
up and go to work every day. Buddy, I appreciate y'all.
I love y'all. That's all I listened to you, buddy.
Speaker 8 (14:50):
Will you hang on.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
I'm on this drug jacket to hook you up something
real good? All right, thank you, John, all right to
it's a bottom money hour here comes on top of
your news when we got a little gonna call ho dever,
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it's gonna be fun that twenty minute. Yeah, gotta be hey,
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I mean, good morning, big shows on the radio. Help
me in Okay, may a very special day. It was
on this day in eighteen eighty six, the very first
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Pemberton of Atlanta. It mixed the ingredients together, draink it down.
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Asked for a quote, said, good, good morning, there's a
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Speaker 5 (17:04):
Man, hellay all alive on the find of that No man,
j'all boy better here wait say that are you.
Speaker 8 (17:13):
Big on hurry? Ain't no driving, no talking, mouth breathing,
knuckle dragon wall sitting and he haul looking prayer.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Rash, not much man, How you doing?
Speaker 8 (17:22):
No tea? And Debortt went out last night and had
us a beer or twelve.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Oh fellow rough, huh, well house, Delbert.
Speaker 8 (17:31):
All that stuff. Don't buy the Delbert. That boy can
put it away all that long, never break a sweat.
You should have send him down in Daytona. Back in February,
me and him are sitting in this little bar down
the street from the Adams Wort. One night it Setter
flies up next to Debor and says, that's a mighty
fine looking earn hard hat you got on. You wear
that so you can park in the handicapped spaces now
(17:51):
as you can imagine, that's a real conversation. Star. Yeah,
I ain't want to get it out of hand there,
so I says, okay, let's all settle down here me
bias One. What you drinking there, buddy, he says te
Keller ever heard of it? Deward says, yeah, drunk a
good bit of it too. Feller says, well, buy here.
I'm from Texas. I bet you can't handle as much
(18:12):
as I can. Debard says, you gotta be kidding me.
I got you by a good forty pounds. I bet
you one hundred dollars. I can match you two for one.
Whoa feller says, well I have now I been on
to take him to a thing at a time. So
Debort lays one hundred dollar bill on the bar and says,
bring on the noise, bring on the funk. And I
(18:32):
mentioned it's a little bit less. Yeah, yeah, So this
feller tells the bartender set up two shots. He grabs
one in each hand and goes bam, bam, and he says, hmm,
tell you what, give me one more, grabs the third
one bam, slams it down on the bar, says, all right,
there miss the two for one. Let's see what you got.
So the bartender lines up six shots there on the
(18:53):
bar in front of Debor. Well sin his eyes got
right big for a second. Next thing you know, he
gets up off his stool walks out the door. Feller says,
a way, aman, where his head going? I says, well,
I reckon. He just stepped out to get a breath
of fresh air. Look out the front winder. Debart's headed
off down the street, so tex kindly smiles at me
and says, you, buddy's got the talking part down too bad.
(19:14):
He can't back it up. I says, well, you got it.
Mint six shots of tequila. That's a mighty tall order,
and Text says, hey, it's his ideare I didn't really
think you go through with the no ways, but one
hundred dollars was too much to pass up. So anyway,
me and him sat there for about five minutes. He
finishes his drink, says, wow, nice talking to you, and
reaches out for that one hundred dollars on the bar
(19:35):
there just in a hand reaches out and grabs him
by the wrists. He says, hold on there, buddy, you
ain't wont that money yet. We look up. It's Debord.
He's back. He says, is that bench still on? Text
says sure, why not. So bartender lines them up again.
Debord takes him a real deep breath, starts pounding down
them shots bam bam, bam, bam, bam bam, does all
(19:57):
six of them, wipes off his chin, gets right up
in Texas face and says, hello's your dad, did well.
Little Tex can't believe it. He pushes his cap back
on his hand, says Dad Burne, Son, you tough. Never
says I told you so. Text pulls out his bill
for Old Hans Debort five twenties and says, here you go, buddy.
He shakes his hand and walks on. Now the bar,
(20:17):
I says, Debrett's that's pretty dang impressive. You okay? He says, yeah,
I think so. I says, well, let me ask you something.
When you got up and left the bar there, where
did you go? And Devor says, well, six shots. That's
a bunch of tequila. I had to run down to
that bar next door to make sure I could do
it first.
Speaker 11 (20:36):
He's tough.
Speaker 8 (20:38):
What he lacks in brain power he makes up in
livery from Hey, listen, me and jose Aint Quervos fixing
to go to work. You're gonna see Geber later on. Yeah, well,
well you tell him, I said, uh huh, he'll know
what you mean.
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Speaker 6 (23:47):
Well, hello, hello, all, So I'm just gonna update you
on the whole Diddy thing. Okay, ye Diddy, Sean Puffycombs.
You know he's at his final pre trial hearing Sean
Diddy rejected a last chance plea deal. No nope, and
his trial on federal sex trafficking charges will start next Monday,
(24:07):
with jury selection from one hundred and fifty potential jurors.
Opening statements expected on May twelfth. Prosecutors claim that he
operated his business empire as a criminal enterprise. We know
that he supposedly courced men and women into drug fueled
freak off sex parties with the promise of helping their
showbiz aspirations. Did he also apparently threatened violence or to
(24:30):
end their careers to keep them compliant?
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Then, So I hadn't really heard about the man deal.
Speaker 8 (24:36):
Is that is that him?
Speaker 11 (24:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (24:38):
Yeah, he's allegedly he coerced both men and women.
Speaker 11 (24:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (24:44):
If you're asking, I mean to say it politely. He
swings both ways.
Speaker 11 (24:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (24:49):
And there's an age issue also that is part.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Of that young Does they like them young or all
like them?
Speaker 6 (24:57):
He likes all ages, do you?
Speaker 10 (25:00):
Of course it swings all way, all right, So so uh.
Speaker 6 (25:05):
The prosecutors predict that his trial could take up to
ten weeks according to People magazine. Now, jury selection, as
we said, just kicked off, and uh, it's a madhouse
according to TMZ and some people are getting paid just
to stand in lines for others to snag spots inside
the courthouse. So this isn't going to be uh no,
it's not gonna be right. No, camera's not gonna be publicized.
(25:26):
So people are are trying to get their spots in
the courthouse. And so people who like I don't know,
need to go to work or go to bed, have
paid people up to thirty two dollars an hour to
hold their place in line so that they can get
a spot in the courthouse.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
So it's going to be drawings probably, you know the way.
Speaker 10 (25:44):
They no idea how they're going to do that.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
I mean I right now, they're they're they're they're worried
about getting twelve jurors and six and six alternates who
don't know anything about this trial.
Speaker 10 (25:56):
There are certain members of court and court proceedings that
are get seats automatically. I would imagine a sure an
artist would be on that list.
Speaker 6 (26:08):
Kim Kardashian in the news, not because she did something,
but her nine year old son hijacked her Instagram account
to promote his new YouTube channel. They're getting younger and younger.
I thought there was age limits, but I guess not
for the YouTube channel. Saint West is his name, and
he he went and got on her Instagram that had
three hundred and fifty seven million followers. Smart kid and
(26:33):
quote posted sub to Saints channel. So he now has
four thousand followers and is a YouTube account four thousand,
four thousand. One of Kim's followers commented on his post, saying,
leave your mama phone.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
I've been trying to talk jagging to get on hacking
Staffs account, you know, like put me on my world
law more. Yeah, so like about you know, one hundred
million people can give me mowing grass.
Speaker 6 (26:59):
He post this for us, just one you know. Kim
did not delete the post. She appears to approve of
his YouTube account, but last fall, Saint was forced to
deactivate his previous channel because he shared an anti Kamala
Harris mean, oh, we can't have that. So it looks
(27:19):
like there's evidence piling in that Anna day Armis is
serious about dating Tom Cruise in the air. All right,
here's her picture right here.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Kind of a pretty woman, no right, you know?
Speaker 6 (27:38):
And why are there rumors? Well, because they took a
rhumantic walk through London Park and celebrated her thirty seventh
birthday with a swanky dinner. So of course, of course
they're headed for the They're headed for the Altar. So
but the previous day, the couple arrived in London via
helicopter with her two dogs. So apparently you know he's investing,
he's investing. There's also an anonymous source that told gossip
(28:02):
guru Rob Shooter that she's secretly studying scientology. Yeah, she's
she's been taking intro courses and meeting with advisors. It
started just out as curiosity, but now she seems very engaged.
Oh yeah, you can see her in Ballerina. It's a
John Wick spinoff with appearances by Keano and Angelica Houston.
(28:23):
So she's going to be leading that ballerina. And this
could be love or this could be publicity because he's
got his Mission Impossible movie coming out Memorial Week Day week.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Well, hang in there and her two dogs, good helicopter
rides could.
Speaker 8 (28:39):
All be happening.
Speaker 6 (28:41):
That's all I got for you. Well, I got one
more thing for There's a high school senior named Chandler
Bing and he just committed to playing basketball for Vanderbilt,
and Chandler Being's Chandler being said last week quote, I
haven't watched Friends. My mom has seen the show. When
they were naming me, she wasn't even thinking about Matthew
Perry's character. You tell yourself that Chandeler, your name's Chandler.
Speaker 8 (29:03):
She saw it.
Speaker 10 (29:05):
He doesn't realize that's the name of one of the
characters from Frank You.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Know, Chandler. He was one of the guys.
Speaker 6 (29:12):
You just didn't care.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
That's a baby. You did your job. Good work, baby.
All right, Well, let's get us a winner. Let's play
worthy word alright then one eight hundred Big Show you
told free line will get us a couple of contestants
and we'll play next Good morning, thank shawl the radio
(30:00):
world into your Thursday future track Gonna make show Big
Box Playhouse entitled the World's Oldest Mother. Keywords Oldest Mother
to the Big Box at the Bigshow dot com click
on our contest one way there can't get do We'll.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Call you and I had everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 11 (30:19):
Pat the wording word of the wordy.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Where let's meet our contestants. We got Jason from Williams
to North Carolina. Good morning, Jason, Hey, how are y'all guys?
Speaker 11 (30:30):
Hey man, we are all.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Someome welcome in here amongst us, all right, and we
got Teresa out of Phoenix City, Alabama. Good morning, Teresa,
the mind, good money, Good morning. Is that's Jason North Carolina, Jays,
that's Teresa down Alabama. We're gonna play boys against the girls,
all right?
Speaker 8 (30:50):
Like it right?
Speaker 11 (30:51):
Girls? Will you have me?
Speaker 1 (30:54):
And lately words words dealing with travel. Travel is our
theme this morning for a wordy ward. All right, y'all, okay,
all right, Teresa, you hang on me and Jason for
the first thirty all right, you ready, Jason, Yes, sir,
all right, starting to clock. Now for vacation, Let's take
(31:17):
a trip. Yeah, and let's stay in a motao another
one not hotel. Yes, uh huh, I just said it.
Take a trip for our weeks. What are some vacacon Yeah,
uh huh. You need one of these if you leave
the country. You gotta have a passport.
Speaker 13 (31:37):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
You do this on an airplane you fly? Yeah, you'd
take this on a big ship, take a cruise.
Speaker 6 (31:46):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Good work, Jays. Put a six on the board. So
Teresa and Tater for your first thirty seconds. Teresa, are
you ready.
Speaker 6 (31:58):
I'm ready.
Speaker 8 (31:59):
He was pretty good.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Let's say what y'all can do.
Speaker 6 (32:02):
And go Delta United. They're all names of what airline you. Uh,
you show up somewhere. You don't live there. You are
a blank yes, uh no, but they're like, oh, I'm
tired of all these planks here. They have cameras and
they don't live here, tore Yes.
Speaker 13 (32:21):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (32:22):
This is also you might need this. This is a
credit card, not a MasterCard, but a.
Speaker 14 (32:28):
Visa.
Speaker 6 (32:28):
Uh huh. You a chew choo blank chew choo train?
Yep you.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Yeah, with the cho choo train to put a four
on the board. Jason leading by two after round one.
Let's see if we can pile on there, Jason. Are
you ready? Yes, sir, start the clock.
Speaker 15 (32:47):
Now.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
You can't go to the show unless you buy a ticket.
Speaker 8 (32:51):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
All right, this is where you sleep outside? You are
what camping?
Speaker 11 (32:57):
Yes? Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (32:58):
You take a yellow car? Are hell a cab? Uh
huh oh no another word for cab taxi?
Speaker 11 (33:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (33:06):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
The Blank Club boy George's grouse.
Speaker 11 (33:12):
Culture clue.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
You ride this like on a school blank and then no, okay,
new culture club from boy George. You had me going
on that one.
Speaker 6 (33:30):
You had to reach far back that one.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
My next clue is a disco ball hit him in
the jaw. Remember when that happened? George said, not the
first time that's happened.
Speaker 6 (33:53):
The concentrator here.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
All right, well let's say what we got here. All right,
four on that six in for Jason. All right, okay,
Terse and Tator six will tie, seven will win. Terrasa
you there, okay, ready ready picking up on that last one.
Speaker 6 (34:13):
Go. A big group hops on this vehicle and they go, yeah,
but what kind of buzz it's a big group. Yes,
this is this is where the planes take off from
the airport. Yep, this is this is where you are
on on the plane. There are fifty of these on
the plane.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
People.
Speaker 6 (34:34):
This is to come back. You need to have a
blank blank to come back on the plane. Yes, I
went to different I went to Italy, France. They're all
different countries.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Country at the buzzard that was five one short. Jason,
were dead, Good game, Teresa down Phoenix City. You can
try again, baby, we'll make sure that happens. All right.
Speaker 8 (35:05):
All right then, all right.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Jason, look at you in eastern North Carolina winning the
big old prize by a good game.
Speaker 13 (35:13):
So yes, sir, enjoyed a good deal.
Speaker 8 (35:17):
Ing on.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Morning Big Shows already. Yeah, that was a fun game
that every time it's closed, it's a good game and
I win by one. Okay, good, all right, good joy.
Speaker 6 (35:30):
Yeah, I see the fun in that.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Alright, we're moving on here. It's big request time. Robbie
Carter out of Cordale, Georgia says, could y'all play anything
from the Junior Nation band? You know we can Robit
coming up next. Good morning, Big Show's on the radio.
(36:15):
Robie Carter out of corn Down, Georgia gets his request
this morning from the Junior Nation band. I gut a
little gal with some dangerous curds.
Speaker 13 (36:34):
Sometimes she still kind of gets on my nerves.
Speaker 11 (36:38):
I wouldn't do nothing.
Speaker 15 (36:40):
To break apart or happy home.
Speaker 14 (36:46):
I don't want her to leave me. I just want
her to leave me alone. We've been together a whole
bunch of years.
Speaker 13 (36:58):
She talks, tell hers blood coming out on my ears,
her crook little stove is keep going.
Speaker 11 (37:06):
On and on and on and on.
Speaker 8 (37:10):
I don't want her to leave me.
Speaker 13 (37:12):
I just want her to leave me alone. So friends,
the road of happiness has got a bunch of twits
and turns, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Sometimes it's a.
Speaker 13 (37:26):
Fun little Sunday drive. Sometimes you just feel like you
need to pull over and strip your legs in the
rest area somewhere. You ain't trying to throw her out
of the car, but it sure would be nice. And
she goes look around in the gifts, y'all for a
few minutes. I get home from where a little bit
(37:47):
pissed hare comes. Honey, where her honey? Dude, list, No,
I can't fix a toilet.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
The ball game's baptom.
Speaker 11 (37:56):
Come on, I don't want her to leave me. I
just want her to leave me alone. Heckwalker the highway.
Speaker 13 (38:34):
Love will give you a thrill. Sometimes it seems like
you're going downhill. Let you need to pull over, coach
you last good nerves gone.
Speaker 8 (38:49):
You the want her to leave you.
Speaker 14 (38:51):
You just want her to leave your.
Speaker 13 (38:53):
Long, sweet little girlfriend.
Speaker 11 (39:00):
I'm a wonderful wife.
Speaker 13 (39:02):
Still bring some migravation into your life. And I'm fine
when she's out, But I hope you don't stay up
too long, because when she's home on the range, she
can still make the buffle of wrong.
Speaker 11 (39:22):
A lover her to death.
Speaker 15 (39:25):
That's why I'm singing the song and it's mostly my
false Please, don't you get me wrong.
Speaker 11 (39:38):
I don't wander to leave me.
Speaker 13 (39:41):
I just want her to leave me alone.
Speaker 11 (39:47):
I don't wander to leave me. I just want to
leave me alone.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Key words for
the Big Box for his Playhouse Oldest Mother Action.
Speaker 16 (40:33):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's episode the
World's Oldest Mother. As our story opens, Acreman's big new
Cornpuckle of Action News is wrapping up his nightly reports.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
And finally you've heard all about it. For the last
week or so. A local woman has been participating in
a stem cell research program with an amazing result. She's
just become the world's old mother. Our Wade Wally is
standing by live at Rushywood Senior Center where we're about
to meet the proud mom and her new miracle baby.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Wade, thank you as a bit. No, this is Wade Wally.
I'm here talking with the woman of the hour, myrtle
butt head.
Speaker 6 (41:18):
It's pronounced with thieme.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
Okay, I beg your pardon. So how did that feel
to become the world's oldest mother at eighty five?
Speaker 11 (41:26):
Lord?
Speaker 1 (41:27):
It was awful? Eli to cute me.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Oh, nothing has yet. I'm sure. I'm sure our TV
audience can't wait to meet our new bundle of joy.
Speaker 9 (41:36):
Well, he's asleep right now. We need to wait till
he wakes up in cross I see.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
Well, I'm sure that won't take long. Newborns can be
quite colicky in their early days and weeks. So, missus Bethida,
how did you get involved in this stem cell study?
Speaker 9 (41:51):
Well, doctor Doctoasting, the Toasting who's been my doctor for years,
is working with the Geen program the college. He said,
I'm not being a good candidate, asked me if I
wanted to give.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
It a whirl.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
I'm sure that's not the first time you've been asking that.
So how long have you been involved with the program?
Speaker 11 (42:10):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (42:10):
About a year and a half. They made me drink
this stuff, a taste like baptub gin. It was plumb awful,
But I reckon it work because for you know it,
there Al was pregnant.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Uh boy or girl?
Speaker 2 (42:25):
What boy or I'll try to slow down to you
smaller words, but I can't think of smaller ones than
boy or girl.
Speaker 9 (42:32):
Oh, little boy named him Hubert after my late husband.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
Well, do you think we could take a quick peek
at the little tyke for the camera.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
We need to wait till he cries.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
Uh huh so uh who's the father of little Hubert?
Speaker 6 (42:46):
Well, they wouldn't tell.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Me, no hibbit egibity.
Speaker 9 (42:50):
He's one of them what you call artificial.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
Insinuations artificial never mind.
Speaker 13 (42:56):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
And he's a normal, healthy baby.
Speaker 9 (42:59):
Oh yeah, a cute little thing.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
Are you sure we couldn't just get a quick shot
of him for the folks at home, even while he's sleeping.
Speaker 9 (43:07):
No, we need to wait till he cries.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
H missus Betheda, we're live on TV right now. I
really think the folks at home would enjoy getting a
look at him.
Speaker 6 (43:16):
It's wait till he cries.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
Okay, ma'am, I don't quite understand. Why do you need
to wait till he cries?
Speaker 6 (43:23):
Cause I can't remember where I put him.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
We hope you've enjoyed John Lloy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
Well, then I guess we'll just stick around to you
roll down your socks for the breastfeeding.
Speaker 11 (43:39):
Kill.
Speaker 16 (43:40):
Then again, next time we'll hear the crusty old fragility
specialists say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
And now over to Al's Sheepman drawers for the weather.
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Nine ninety nine.
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Buy him once, play him anywhere.
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