December 11, 2025 • 39 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, more our our favorite Christmas Songs, plus we’ll listen in on the failed TV show, “Cooking with Raiford”.. - We’ll listen in on Gary Busey’s Cousin Mary as she jots another entry into her diary.. - There’s a few of those Grunt and Gripe Raiford Dolls left in our warehouse.. - Long time listeners will remember our long running series of call ins from Monroe Fisher’s “Talk about the World” - we’ll take one more call from him and recap his voyages.. - Ike Turner responds to a listener’s letter.. - and we’ll hear the promo for John Boy’s Lyrichosis TV Special…
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Speaker 1 (00:23):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio for
your Thursday, December eleventh. My feature track from The Big Show,
Big Box John Boyd's Chroniclericosis Christmas TV special. There's your
keyword Christmas TV hit the Big Box at the Big
Show dot com. Right, Well, that's why it's beating the
(00:44):
blonde time. Let's meet our contestant. We got Ron from
Union Grove, Texas. Good morning, Ron. What's happening John boy Hey,
look like you are Morny house. Everything in the Great
Lone Star State this morning.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Man, it's wonderful here. And then I hate the child
going off, but it happened.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, yeah, thank you body. I tell y'all, y'all check
in when you when you wake up, missus, go to
the John one Belly Facebook page. Were gonna keep up.
Let you know what's gonna happen. I mean, we'll be honest.
I'm alla relaxed here at the first of the year.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
I'm shocked, said.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
All right, right, let's get do it. We'll last her
some questions. Of course, you get too right before too wrong,
and you win just by agreeing or disagreeing with our girl. Okay.
In a Charlie Brown Christmas. Lucy said that instead of
a bunch of stupid toys, she wanted something more practical
(01:50):
for Christmas. What was it?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
You know?
Speaker 5 (01:52):
That check was a forty year old trapped an eight
year old body.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Very smart?
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Yeah, yeah, and she went up with inflation as well.
I saw that she wanted real estate, John boy.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
She wanted real estate.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
She was building a portfolio early Ron.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
What you say, do you agree or disagree? Lucy wanted
real estate?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I agree?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
And she sure did real estate. Don't know what she
got it?
Speaker 6 (02:19):
Enough?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
All right, one bail, I'll get another tato. Black Friday
is often called the biggest shopping day of the year,
but it isn't so which day is?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Oh, I'm so guilty of this.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Guilt Take guilt, take guilt. Take It's the Saturday before Christmas.
Wait until the last minute.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
No matter what day Christmas is, on the Saturday before Christmas? Yeah,
all right?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Do you have to dissect everything?
Speaker 7 (02:45):
I say?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I just want to make sure Rod's got it right?
What about stuff going out here for Rod? So what'd
you say, Marty? Agree or disagree with Saturday before Christmas?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I disagree?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Oh, she was right, Yes, a Saturday before Christmas get
it in. Boys. We got a full count going into
the final question. Tater, Little Larry, Puny Pete, and Small Sam.
We're all names considered for which well known fictional holiday character?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Okay? Sorry Christmas?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Okay, so you were thinking, of course it.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Was not fictional holiday character.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
The most famous one Rudolph.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Little Larry, Puny Pete, Small Sam. They were he was
run names considered for Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeers. Agree,
are what.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
One of the odds ever getting three of them right
in her row? I'm gonna I'm gonna disagree.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
You disagree? You think it would be Puney Pete, the
Red Nose Reindeer, Small Sam. The revenues were Little Larry
the Red Nose Reindeer. There's no way she could get
three in a row. That's your that's your no, no,
not all right? Yeah, well let's see she did no, No,
(04:23):
I was kidding. How many it was course, Tiny Tim
from a Christmas Carol? Yeah, Puny pet little Larry, No,
he was tiny Tims. All right, Well, ride, We're down
for you, buddy, big old blue EMU prize bag head
(04:46):
down the Union Grove, the Great State of Texas.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Okay, quick, quick little shout out than go Babby, I mean, buddy,
I've been playing since two thousand and four. The first
thing everyone on your show was the beef Sea Powder
gift packed with the barbecue pit and the ice chest.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
And this is this is my tenth tenth time to play,
and I've only lost once out of the tent, y'all.
I appreciate all the years with y'all. And I might
have to watch on Facebook now I have to do
that is it's the last time I can play because
I can't play for six months.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Rod would keep up with it, man, because you'd had
to if you'd win, you know, six months before you
could play again. And Jackie's very strict. I run ten
times nine out of ten. Well that is awesome, buddies.
You had a good run. You got you got some
cool stuff from us over the years.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
In huh oh oh, I did. I even got some
ball teanuts.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
All right, Well, we're gonna send y'all with a big
old blue prize pack itch relief. Y'all will take care
of me before Ron, you know, Dandrell hang on, oh.
I wanted to do this while Monroe was on the phone,
but he wouldn't shut up long enough. Oh there you go.
(06:15):
They would talk about all the fai. It was pretty
awesome deal. I mean, he put himself out there. But remember,
remember this guy, I don't know who he is, but
this is our favorite interview. When he put this guy
on the phone.
Speaker 8 (06:30):
Yeah that's mister Aula Dora.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Mister Abdullah Dora, right. I think he was saying, good morning,
big show. He told the morning John Moore, billy, I
think it's ah I did one more time.
Speaker 8 (06:50):
Let me listen here, where was that guy.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Say?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Short? Sweet to the point? Well, be understood it or not?
Speaker 6 (07:02):
We love you Monroe.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Good morn there, the Big Show is on the radio.
Rayford never ceases to surprise me. Wow, listen, thieves watch
stock car races to learn how to take off car
wheels fast. Rayford's gonna report on that.
Speaker 9 (07:50):
Remember last month was a report on stealing manhold covers.
How the thief puts on an orange jacket, hard hat,
put some orange cones around the manhold, lifts the cover
off and onto truck. This leaves the hole there and
they say they can sell it for scrap, even with
the name of the town stamped in steal on it
now they're stealing the wheels right off cars a matter
(08:13):
of a minute or two. The sight of partially dismembered
cars left up on blocks was fairly common decades ago,
but it came to symbolize cities loss to crime. But
wheel and tire thefts and are resurgent around the country,
but with advances in power tool technology that allows thieves
to remove them with the speed of a nicecar pit crew,
the theft of car parts is not limited to wheels.
(08:36):
Other targets include air bags, navigation systems, and catalytic converters,
but tires are the easiest for thieves armed with cordless
power tools and typically working as a crew to take
them off real quick.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
As a result of the thefts.
Speaker 9 (08:51):
Law enforcement officials, neighborhood leaders, and even car dealerships urging
car owners to take protective steps. These include installing locking
luck nuts that require special key to remove, though those
two can be broken by determined thieves. Other measures include
using a large tire lock similar to the boots used
for police. How about this simply parking the car with
(09:13):
its wheels turned at an angle to make removing them
more difficulty. All right, asking on that morning Roberty Rafer,
John Boyn Billy Show.
Speaker 10 (09:45):
Good Morning, Big Shows on a radio game coming up.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yeah, you can play pig don't air but at the
Big Show dot Com. But you better hurry up. My
dealer's turn it over the bill. Hello, my glorious can
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Speaker 11 (10:00):
It is I, the Viscount of Venom, the high Priest
of Hijinx, the trail boss of Taunt, and the head
valet at Nancy Pelosi's dentures for less Here again for
another jab slap, an occasional tickle of the grifting vermin
known as the Left. There are so many opportunities. The
top ten reasons Chuck Schumer hasn't come out of the closet,
(10:20):
The top ten giveaways that AOC is a dumbass, The
top ten signs that Jasmin Krockett gets her makeup done
at Earl Shibe.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
The list is endless.
Speaker 11 (10:30):
But today, Oh, today is special, My friends, I brought
a guest.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Trust me, you're gonna love it. So Today Direct from
the Home Office.
Speaker 11 (10:39):
Behind Zoron Mamdami's life sized portrait of Osama bin Laden
and right next to his Barack Obama love Doll, comes
Today's Top ten list the top ten reasons Bernie Sanders
is mad all the time. Take it away, okay? Number ten.
Those kids are still on my damn lag. Number nine
(11:04):
Christopher Lloyd is suing me for using his dark brown character.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Number eight.
Speaker 11 (11:12):
Big farmer stops sending me samples of viagra. Dig burn
can't do this alone. Number seven. Great clips can't get
it right. Number six. Since becoming a millionaire, I don't
want to pay my fast share in taxes.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Number five.
Speaker 11 (11:36):
Grandpa Harlan never left me any of that big KFC
money in his will.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Asanders used to stick together. Number four.
Speaker 11 (11:48):
I don't have a fourth home like all the other
big shot tommies.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Number three.
Speaker 11 (11:54):
Realizing I'm going to die of old age before I
can starve the rest of the country to death with socialism.
Number two stop telling me I talk in an annoying
stop start manner. And the number one reason I'm so
mad all the time. My first name is for nod Good.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
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your twenty four hour lerch twenty four hours will give
away John Moore's wonderful thing. Number one hundred and sixty
five aside thirty eight Men's braided leather belt and made
in Spain. If I can get to pass at one
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your wife just took a sigh of relief. Hang on,
we'll play for all last then minutes. Right now, it's
Simon Tayter Tayman News. Here's our girl, Marsa Taytor.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
Moran, thank you, thank you, Miley Cyrus in the News.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
I'm like God, I.
Speaker 5 (14:11):
Wanna tell everybody that an getting clayed and I Clayed's
her and I was divorced, but now I'm engaged, like
Gas gonna be Brn again, I'm gonna be.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Murdo's particle.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Divorced and got engaged.
Speaker 5 (14:24):
Yeah, she's grown up and she is engaged again. And
Billy Ray Cyrus congratulated Myrie Miley.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
That's the big news because they've been estranged.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
They haven't had the closest of relationships since he divorced
her mom and then ran off with another woman who
then he left to go date Elizabeth Hurley. So Dad
has not been like in her good graces. But he
was on Instagram over the weekend and had photos of
Miley with her fiancee Max Morando, and had a vintage
picture with Dolly Parton.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
He's always got there, Dolly partner in there, and he.
Speaker 5 (14:56):
He wrote quote, so happy you and Max a gazilli
and found each other.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Congratulations happy you see you're both so happy. No wonder
you turned out so special.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
You have the greatest godmother in the world at Dolly
Parton love Dad.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Dad making himself red.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Land a little red flag when if your fifteen year
old daughter shows up some pictures that she was doing
back then.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
You know, no, I don't know move in Hollywood the
other love birds.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
Over the weekend, Katy Perry became Instagram official because that's
the latest thing John Boys becoming Instagram official. So she
became official with former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau that
they are actually a thing. And it was six months
after their first date according to TMZ.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Yes, yes, roughing it.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Yes that was.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
Orlando Bloom says, good luck Trudeau. This Life of a
show Girl returns number one on the Billboard two hundred
album chart for the eight non consecutive weeks. Swifties boosted
sales thanks to newly available signed CDs that were sold
on Black Friday. So Taylor Swift in the news always
and it seems to be rumor has it? Okay, you
(16:13):
didn't hear it from me, but they're supposedly exchanging vals
next summer on June thirteenth.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
See, because Taylor.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
Has a reputation for sharing her secrets on a schedule.
You see, it's never really just like an happenstance, so
you know, well it's very significant. As the story goes,
another bride had placed a deposit on the Ocean House
and Rhode Island for June thirteenth. It's one of only
fourteen resorts in the world that earned five stars from Forbes,
(16:42):
and apparently Taylor wanted it.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
The rumor is she paid off that other.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
Bride enough money to move her wedding and then had
her sign a non disclosure agreement about it.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Don't think that's stuck.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
And then there's the whole numerology thing that Taylor's into
and that plays a significant role, and choosing June thirteenth.
Of course, Taylor's birthday is December thirteenth, and so it's
her favorite number.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Well, can she find Travis Kelsey, her fiance a new number?
Sucker couldn't catch a cold last week, and he needs
some of my fingertats.
Speaker 7 (17:17):
Hold on to the.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Ball better gloves and gloves are worn. Yeah, yeah, bless
his heart. I bet she was there, but he probably
want nothing to do with her after that.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
I wonder how she is behind closed doors. He looked
like he could use a good woman to go home too.
I just like it weren't getting married and you fopple
you just a fine man. Once told me somebody somewhere.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Oh sorry, Taylor, I know you don't sound like that.
Speaker 8 (17:49):
Hey.
Speaker 5 (17:50):
Ryan Seacrest has assembled an impressive lineup for Dick Clark's
New Year's Rock and Eve.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
According to The Hollywood Reporter.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
Eight listeners include a Chapel rowan no nope, post malone
nom nope, alright, heard of Demi Levado, fifty cent, Mariah Carey,
Charlie Pooth and Hunter r X. Hunter are X hunter
X you.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Know, although that was one prescription.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
It's hunter X. Oh my gosh, what oh my? Pop
pop DJs are going to be killing me.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
That's the whole that the Demon Hunters song and it's
very popular.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Oh yeah, well, anyway, anyway, that's going to be happening.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
They've expanded it to ninety minutes. It starting at eight o'clock.
For all those of you who stay in and.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Watch this, Ryan can squeeze it in.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Ryan is going to be Dick Clark's New Year's Rock
and Eve with Ryan Seacrest.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
All right, what else do I got for you?
Speaker 5 (18:46):
Robert Pattinson returns as Batman in the fall of twenty
twenty seven. Killers calls him, you know, the androgynist vampire
for the Twilight series.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
So you got that to look forward to. What else? Oh, Okay,
I'm gonna end with this.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
So over Thanksgiving weekend, a raccoon dropped from the ceiling
into a Virginia ABC store, broke into bottles of alcohol,
and then staggered into the bathroom, where he passed out
between the trash can and the turlet. There and officials
posted to their Facebook page. After a few hours of
sleep and zero signs of injury other than maybe a hangover.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
In poor life choices, the squirrel.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
Is safely released back to the wildcord to the New
York Post, Well, Virginia Alcoholic Beverage Control ABC has created
three cocktails based on.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
That weird news.
Speaker 5 (19:35):
They've got Rye Rascal Sour Trash Pan to Old Fashion
and Midnight Gin Fizzles.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Is that I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
You can go to their website.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
You can go to their website and get your recipes.
Let's get us a winner. Ah that's my wordy word
one eight hundred big show you told Free Live. We'll
get a couple of contestants and play next Good Morning
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did y'all ready?
Speaker 6 (20:58):
Let's do it?
Speaker 8 (20:58):
I went to everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Okay, my birdy word and Albernie word. Lets meet the contestants.
We got Robert from a gust to Georgia, Good morning, Robert,
good morning, Hey body, welcome. And we got Mark from Taylahasse, Alabama.
Good morning, Mark, Talisee Alabama. Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 6 (21:20):
Baby?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (21:21):
Mark?
Speaker 1 (21:22):
You there? Mardy?
Speaker 6 (21:24):
Mark?
Speaker 12 (21:26):
What's wrong with you?
Speaker 6 (21:27):
Here?
Speaker 9 (21:27):
There?
Speaker 6 (21:27):
You are?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Yeah? A little thing wouldn't stay on? Hey? What not happened?
I guess we all do?
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Robert?
Speaker 9 (21:37):
Mark?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
All right? How about Mercy and Mark? It sounds like
y'all should go well together. That it to be John
Boy and Robert all right, boys, Christmas words? Okay, words
dealing with Christmas? Okay, Mark, you relax, me and Robert
to go for the first thirty seconds? You ready, Robert? Two?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
All right? Lemanda getting no word tablets right, get read
to them? Okay, you ready? I don't know what that
has to do with Christmas, but you can't tell it. Okay,
all right, we're starting with Christmas orders, Robert. I don't
know what it has to do with Christmas. Maybe Christmas
(22:19):
smells Okay, here we go. I can't stall any longer.
Ready go. They have cones that fall off of this
tree and it smells good. Yeah, Pine, all right, this
is a red and white candy of Christmas. No, yeah,
(22:40):
but what's it? What isn't? Yeah? I said, all right,
this is a little guy that was crippled into Charles
Dickens deal. It wasn't puny pete, it was yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
This is the blank of the like is this when
Jesus became man? I don't know what that word means?
All right, man, who is doing these Christmas words?
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Merry Christmas?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Well we got three on there, Robert. Let's see what
Marcy and Mark can do with this. So I'm sure
Tator knows she's a good Catholic.
Speaker 8 (23:11):
Ready to go?
Speaker 5 (23:12):
Oh hey, this is the calendar that that the kids
will following you.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
They open it up and they eat. Get a candle.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
This is a I blank in Santa Claus? Do you
you have to yes?
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Spread good? Blank?
Speaker 5 (23:26):
You also say it like yes, you have a saint
nick is is this he holly blank?
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Holly blank? Haven't got instead of naughty?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
You were very night?
Speaker 13 (23:40):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (23:41):
And in the song.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
All got a five on the board. You deserve that good.
We're on the advent now, somebody explain that to me.
A calid counts down, but twelve days of Christmas.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
It counts down to Christmas Day.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
And there's what you called an advent.
Speaker 12 (24:01):
Well, an advent calendar has twelve little doors that you
open and you count down to Christmas Day and each day.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Like you get five, I mean twelve calling birds.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
It's it's preparation.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Each door has a little candy behind it. Kids. Yeah, okay,
well ask my wife why we didn't have him about
tell him about sticks here, my my my meddle boys here?
Did did you yell? Did never do that?
Speaker 6 (24:28):
Mom really skipped out on the advent calendar for some reason.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
The candy you probably had a reason.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Then he starts working on the everything else, all the
cabins in the kitchen.
Speaker 12 (24:41):
That's what I was talking about when I introed you
at Jeopardy. Your wife skipped getting an advent, so you
just went in the kitchen and started opening cabinets and anyone.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
That's why I had no idea what that meant. What okay?
And as far as pine, okay, playing the pines are
made of pine, a.
Speaker 6 (25:06):
Real.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
That's another thing we skipped out over the childhoods.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Like you're gonna go out and cutting one down.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
We used to have it, but they didn't last long enough.
Speaker 6 (25:18):
You know.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
I like to keep it up till March.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Your house is just beautiful.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
I just love to come over there and just sit
in your room and pretend it's my room.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Your wife can really.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
But she's like outsoors. And because doodles, Randy's wife came
over yesterday, they were still decorating the tree.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
When I got hold His wife is good too. Just
light a pine candle and there you are. That's way
of doing it.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
That invented for Breeze. All right, sorry, boys, listen, let's
get back to you. What we got here is five
to three, mark leading Robert. We're going in the round
two all right, Robert, are you ready, buddy? Okay, start
the clock now, the twelve days of Christmas? It goes
blank blanky blank? What is that? It's under?
Speaker 6 (26:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (26:16):
Okay, this is a guy who looks after the sheep
the flock of sheep is he uh huh uh okay,
this is the number under three to that song blank
blank blank blanks.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Before one. It's this number in the world. No, it's
just like the you shoot him of the bird of
I'm not gonna say, got two turtle nous a killing
(26:50):
me with these words. Hey, all right, three to the
three of six. So Tater and Mark one will tie two,
will win and put me out of my missy Christmas. Oh,
there's a toughie. Hey, I'll help you. Ready go?
Speaker 14 (27:08):
What did Santa Claus say?
Speaker 5 (27:15):
Yes? You put you tie us around a present?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
What a red or gold?
Speaker 9 (27:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:23):
But the little piece.
Speaker 7 (27:26):
Alright.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
I had fun in a weird sort of way. No system, now,
dog got it. Robert, we came up a little short.
But even though he shot down the road where you're working. Yeah,
you did dirty and Mark. We appreciate y'all boys playing
that big time good morning make shows on the radio.
Speaker 6 (27:55):
All right.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Tato looked up the advent sticking boards on the right
about advent about Jesus becoming a man. Yeah, there was
rival first of rapple, all right, and then the Jeopardy
intro that you did about the advent the doors, right,
so I'm opening it.
Speaker 12 (28:16):
I said, your wife didn't buy an advent calendar this year,
So you're just opening one of the cabinet doors in
your kitchen and eating whatever's behind it, because that's what that's.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Calendar starts on it.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
See, And that's why I said or or called it Thursday,
because I would just thought I would just go in
the kitchen and eat like I usually do. Yeah, well
that's fine.
Speaker 12 (28:40):
Gave you that weird one eyebrow up look when you
answered that.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
I will back this up. My dad John boy, he
does blindly consume anything seen it. I can't stand there.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
We can't lock him out.
Speaker 8 (28:53):
We got locks.
Speaker 12 (28:54):
I have seen him eat off of a plate in
the hallway at a hotel.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
I'm noting.
Speaker 5 (29:03):
You some French runs and you can I can see
me giving you the calendar because it's usually like a
box that you have to pop it off and you're
gonna just go ahead and zoom on through like seven
eight days.
Speaker 8 (29:12):
You wait each day.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
This might be fun, like where's your calendar? Phil A,
look at this? Never too old to lure some stuff.
All right, let's get to my bit request. We got
Michael Sanders out of Hampton, South Carolina, and Michael says,
please play any axe side. Thanks you guys, you got it.
Michael coming up next. Good morning, make Sean's on the radio.
(29:57):
Quest a bit for this morning. Michael Sanders out of Hampton,
South Carolina is question. Now it's time to axe height.
Speaker 15 (30:11):
Yep for the puppet. Give me the date, Give me
that damn cell phone, get it, tell it, give me that.
Go back out there, help Rayford shave his pat Gotta
take the cell phone away from him. Now you know
why he used up all my minutes calling Tata. I'm
getting there to do that. I talked dirty to him
(30:32):
in that Lillivan Stoope. Boys, I love God, not what
I'm talking about right there. Help me solve the problems. Yo,
what's up? Welcome to axe Ich, the place to go
for all the for one one you need for all yo?
U uh uh what you call homo sapiational relations? Trimpecy
(30:56):
dig this, ded Ike. I'm having a problem with my
new boyfriend. He doesn't flirt with other girls or anything
like that. The problem is his cat.
Speaker 7 (31:08):
Uh h.
Speaker 8 (31:12):
This does sound like it's hit it in the right direction.
He treats that thing better than he treats me.
Speaker 15 (31:17):
He's left me waiting for him in bed while he
pampers his little powder Puff. That's not a description, that's
her name, powder Puff. What am I gonna do about this?
Speaker 5 (31:28):
Sign?
Speaker 15 (31:29):
Lisa X Fort Walton Beach, Florida. Dear Lisa X, the
first damn thing you gotta do is find a real man,
because you are dating the queen of frutopia. I tried,
you hooked up with a switch hitter, a toe dancer.
He's bringing up the rear in the Elton John Brigate.
How does I notice the dude owns a cat.
Speaker 8 (31:52):
A cat is.
Speaker 15 (31:53):
Like a dog on the gate. Cat layer around ruining
himself all day long. But you never see him scratch themselves,
do you?
Speaker 8 (32:04):
They always look so quiet and gentle until the claws
come out, and then you.
Speaker 6 (32:07):
Know what it is.
Speaker 8 (32:08):
Got gotta fight.
Speaker 15 (32:11):
Yep, you got a cat. You fit to be framed.
You're so gay, and there's other ways to tell. If
your man's a little sweet in the seat, letty preach
on him.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
And that.
Speaker 15 (32:22):
If your man is over thirty and has one of
them uh what you call dashboard stomachs, he is in
the Richard Simmons.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Fan club.
Speaker 5 (32:32):
Man.
Speaker 6 (32:33):
What some of that? Man?
Speaker 15 (32:35):
The only place a man should keep a six package
in the fridge, you did. A man should spend his
time watching sports and uh uh that what you call
soft poor pornography, not doing them ariobics and eating Froger.
If your man wears Spandex and he ain't rattling kurt
Angle this weekend, he damn sure got a poster a
(32:56):
Bonnie Frank and his locker. No real dude wants to
wear a form of federating stretching draws when sagga ass
jeans and blos of beef pasts are available.
Speaker 8 (33:08):
Besides, you don't Spandex. Don't give you old fruit basket
room to move.
Speaker 15 (33:12):
Sure, I say my boys need a house, just not
a studio apart. If your man drinks that decafronated coffee
with stimulated milk, his.
Speaker 8 (33:25):
Name is probably gay Lord.
Speaker 15 (33:28):
A real man buys his coffee where all men buy it,
the gas station. And if you got a sweeten it,
you use sugar. If your man uses nutril sweet, he's
a what you called fruitres sweet. General side for that is,
if your man knows the names of more than six colors,
or four types of dessert, you might as well buy
(33:52):
him a gift certificate the Queen's r us. Anything beyond
pie cake, ice cream and donuts is homorrific.
Speaker 8 (33:59):
Baby.
Speaker 15 (34:00):
And if your man even says the word shah trus,
he's using you to get to your brother. Now, if
your man sings, it don't mean he's gay. It's what
he sings. If he sings country, gold, rock and roll
or the National Anthem, your safe. If he sings anything
ever recorded by Barbara Streisand's cheer or a fairy almost
(34:22):
a man a low, he's running low on that what
you call a toast testory. And if you ever hear
him singing that Disney song, what' you called hakunio? Mama,
get a blood test? You are dating gay Aching or
Perry Homer. If your man has to wait to get
(34:43):
home to use the sandbox, h he spends his weekends
waiting for the fleet to come in. A real man
knows the world is his bathroom, and the Conventionnational latrine
systems out.
Speaker 8 (34:55):
No real use to him.
Speaker 15 (34:56):
But you also got to be careful he ain't spending
too much time them public restrooms. Be sure to check
your man for a wide stance. Hell can't be tough.
So there you go, Lisa X. If your man falls
into any more of these categoritional areas, it's time to
change up. I'll tell you to stick your spike heel
in a crack of his back door.
Speaker 8 (35:18):
But might life. This is always ending behind them. This
is peace out.
Speaker 6 (35:26):
If you aren't.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Desperate enough to oux like, well to oxit. John Boynbelloy
Pill Box seventy six sixty three, Charlotte and C two
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Speaker 8 (35:35):
One Wide Stance, Good morning.
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Come to find out he's nunty y'all ripe.
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Santa Claus is going to town. It's these two when
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He may not quite know the words, but he's definitely
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We went through a Merry Christmas and I had.
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Good morning. That's a big show on the radio for
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blonde time. Let's meet our contestant. We got Ron from
Union Grove, Texas. Good morning, Ron. What's happening John boy Hey,
look like you are Morny house. Everything in the Great
Lone Star State this morning.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Man, it's wonderful here. And then I hate the child
going off, but it happened.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, yeah, thank you body. I tell y'all, y'all check
in when you when you wake up, missus, go to
the John one Belly Facebook page. Were gonna keep up.
Let you know what's gonna happen. I mean, we'll be honest.
I'm alla relaxed here at the first of the year.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
I'm shocked, said.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
All right, right, let's get do it. We'll last her
some questions. Of course, you get too right before too wrong,
and you win just by agreeing or disagreeing with our girl. Okay.
In a Charlie Brown Christmas. Lucy said that instead of
a bunch of stupid toys, she wanted something more practical
(01:50):
for Christmas. What was it?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
You know?
Speaker 5 (01:52):
That check was a forty year old trapped an eight
year old body.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Very smart?
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Yeah, yeah, and she went up with inflation as well.
I saw that she wanted real estate, John boy.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
She wanted real estate.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
She was building a portfolio early Ron.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
What you say, do you agree or disagree? Lucy wanted
real estate?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I agree?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
And she sure did real estate. Don't know what she
got it?
Speaker 6 (02:19):
Enough?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
All right, one bail, I'll get another tato. Black Friday
is often called the biggest shopping day of the year,
but it isn't so which day is?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Oh, I'm so guilty of this.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Guilt Take guilt, take guilt. Take It's the Saturday before Christmas.
Wait until the last minute.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
No matter what day Christmas is, on the Saturday before Christmas? Yeah,
all right?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Do you have to dissect everything?
Speaker 7 (02:45):
I say?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I just want to make sure Rod's got it right?
What about stuff going out here for Rod? So what'd
you say, Marty? Agree or disagree with Saturday before Christmas?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I disagree?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Oh, she was right, Yes, a Saturday before Christmas get
it in. Boys. We got a full count going into
the final question. Tater, Little Larry, Puny Pete, and Small Sam.
We're all names considered for which well known fictional holiday character?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Okay? Sorry Christmas?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Okay, so you were thinking, of course it.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Was not fictional holiday character.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
The most famous one Rudolph.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Little Larry, Puny Pete, Small Sam. They were he was
run names considered for Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeers. Agree,
are what.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
One of the odds ever getting three of them right
in her row? I'm gonna I'm gonna disagree.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
You disagree? You think it would be Puney Pete, the
Red Nose Reindeer, Small Sam. The revenues were Little Larry
the Red Nose Reindeer. There's no way she could get
three in a row. That's your that's your no, no,
not all right? Yeah, well let's see she did no, No,
(04:23):
I was kidding. How many it was course, Tiny Tim
from a Christmas Carol? Yeah, Puny pet little Larry, No,
he was tiny Tims. All right, Well, ride, We're down
for you, buddy, big old blue EMU prize bag head
(04:46):
down the Union Grove, the Great State of Texas.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Okay, quick, quick little shout out than go Babby, I mean, buddy,
I've been playing since two thousand and four. The first
thing everyone on your show was the beef Sea Powder
gift packed with the barbecue pit and the ice chest.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
And this is this is my tenth tenth time to play,
and I've only lost once out of the tent, y'all.
I appreciate all the years with y'all. And I might
have to watch on Facebook now I have to do
that is it's the last time I can play because
I can't play for six months.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Rod would keep up with it, man, because you'd had
to if you'd win, you know, six months before you
could play again. And Jackie's very strict. I run ten
times nine out of ten. Well that is awesome, buddies.
You had a good run. You got you got some
cool stuff from us over the years.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
In huh oh oh, I did. I even got some
ball teanuts.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
All right, Well, we're gonna send y'all with a big
old blue prize pack itch relief. Y'all will take care
of me before Ron, you know, Dandrell hang on, oh.
I wanted to do this while Monroe was on the phone,
but he wouldn't shut up long enough. Oh there you go.
(06:15):
They would talk about all the fai. It was pretty
awesome deal. I mean, he put himself out there. But remember,
remember this guy, I don't know who he is, but
this is our favorite interview. When he put this guy
on the phone.
Speaker 8 (06:30):
Yeah that's mister Aula Dora.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Mister Abdullah Dora, right. I think he was saying, good morning,
big show. He told the morning John Moore, billy, I
think it's ah I did one more time.
Speaker 8 (06:50):
Let me listen here, where was that guy.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Say?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Short? Sweet to the point? Well, be understood it or not?
Speaker 6 (07:02):
We love you Monroe.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Good morn there, the Big Show is on the radio.
Rayford never ceases to surprise me. Wow, listen, thieves watch
stock car races to learn how to take off car
wheels fast. Rayford's gonna report on that.
Speaker 9 (07:50):
Remember last month was a report on stealing manhold covers.
How the thief puts on an orange jacket, hard hat,
put some orange cones around the manhold, lifts the cover
off and onto truck. This leaves the hole there and
they say they can sell it for scrap, even with
the name of the town stamped in steal on it
now they're stealing the wheels right off cars a matter
(08:13):
of a minute or two. The sight of partially dismembered
cars left up on blocks was fairly common decades ago,
but it came to symbolize cities loss to crime. But
wheel and tire thefts and are resurgent around the country,
but with advances in power tool technology that allows thieves
to remove them with the speed of a nicecar pit crew,
the theft of car parts is not limited to wheels.
(08:36):
Other targets include air bags, navigation systems, and catalytic converters,
but tires are the easiest for thieves armed with cordless
power tools and typically working as a crew to take
them off real quick.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
As a result of the thefts.
Speaker 9 (08:51):
Law enforcement officials, neighborhood leaders, and even car dealerships urging
car owners to take protective steps. These include installing locking
luck nuts that require special key to remove, though those
two can be broken by determined thieves. Other measures include
using a large tire lock similar to the boots used
for police. How about this simply parking the car with
(09:13):
its wheels turned at an angle to make removing them
more difficulty. All right, asking on that morning Roberty Rafer,
John Boyn Billy Show.
Speaker 10 (09:45):
Good Morning, Big Shows on a radio game coming up.
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It is I, the Viscount of Venom, the high Priest
of Hijinx, the trail boss of Taunt, and the head
valet at Nancy Pelosi's dentures for less Here again for
another jab slap, an occasional tickle of the grifting vermin
known as the Left. There are so many opportunities. The
top ten reasons Chuck Schumer hasn't come out of the closet,
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The top ten giveaways that AOC is a dumbass, The
top ten signs that Jasmin Krockett gets her makeup done
at Earl Shibe.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
The list is endless.
Speaker 11 (10:30):
But today, Oh, today is special, My friends, I brought
a guest.
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Trust me, you're gonna love it. So Today Direct from
the Home Office.
Speaker 11 (10:39):
Behind Zoron Mamdami's life sized portrait of Osama bin Laden
and right next to his Barack Obama love Doll, comes
Today's Top ten list the top ten reasons Bernie Sanders
is mad all the time. Take it away, okay? Number ten.
Those kids are still on my damn lag. Number nine
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Christopher Lloyd is suing me for using his dark brown character.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Number eight.
Speaker 11 (11:12):
Big farmer stops sending me samples of viagra. Dig burn
can't do this alone. Number seven. Great clips can't get
it right. Number six. Since becoming a millionaire, I don't
want to pay my fast share in taxes.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Number five.
Speaker 11 (11:36):
Grandpa Harlan never left me any of that big KFC
money in his will.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Asanders used to stick together. Number four.
Speaker 11 (11:48):
I don't have a fourth home like all the other
big shot tommies.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Number three.
Speaker 11 (11:54):
Realizing I'm going to die of old age before I
can starve the rest of the country to death with socialism.
Number two stop telling me I talk in an annoying
stop start manner. And the number one reason I'm so
mad all the time. My first name is for nod Good.
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your wife just took a sigh of relief. Hang on,
we'll play for all last then minutes. Right now, it's
Simon Tayter Tayman News. Here's our girl, Marsa Taytor.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
Moran, thank you, thank you, Miley Cyrus in the News.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
I'm like God, I.
Speaker 5 (14:11):
Wanna tell everybody that an getting clayed and I Clayed's
her and I was divorced, but now I'm engaged, like
Gas gonna be Brn again, I'm gonna be.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Murdo's particle.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Divorced and got engaged.
Speaker 5 (14:24):
Yeah, she's grown up and she is engaged again. And
Billy Ray Cyrus congratulated Myrie Miley.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
That's the big news because they've been estranged.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
They haven't had the closest of relationships since he divorced
her mom and then ran off with another woman who
then he left to go date Elizabeth Hurley. So Dad
has not been like in her good graces. But he
was on Instagram over the weekend and had photos of
Miley with her fiancee Max Morando, and had a vintage
picture with Dolly Parton.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
He's always got there, Dolly partner in there, and he.
Speaker 5 (14:56):
He wrote quote, so happy you and Max a gazilli
and found each other.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Congratulations happy you see you're both so happy. No wonder
you turned out so special.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
You have the greatest godmother in the world at Dolly
Parton love Dad.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Dad making himself red.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Land a little red flag when if your fifteen year
old daughter shows up some pictures that she was doing
back then.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
You know, no, I don't know move in Hollywood the
other love birds.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
Over the weekend, Katy Perry became Instagram official because that's
the latest thing John Boys becoming Instagram official. So she
became official with former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau that
they are actually a thing. And it was six months
after their first date according to TMZ.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Yes, yes, roughing it.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Yes that was.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
Orlando Bloom says, good luck Trudeau. This Life of a
show Girl returns number one on the Billboard two hundred
album chart for the eight non consecutive weeks. Swifties boosted
sales thanks to newly available signed CDs that were sold
on Black Friday. So Taylor Swift in the news always
and it seems to be rumor has it? Okay, you
(16:13):
didn't hear it from me, but they're supposedly exchanging vals
next summer on June thirteenth.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
See, because Taylor.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
Has a reputation for sharing her secrets on a schedule.
You see, it's never really just like an happenstance, so
you know, well it's very significant. As the story goes,
another bride had placed a deposit on the Ocean House
and Rhode Island for June thirteenth. It's one of only
fourteen resorts in the world that earned five stars from Forbes,
(16:42):
and apparently Taylor wanted it.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
The rumor is she paid off that other.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
Bride enough money to move her wedding and then had
her sign a non disclosure agreement about it.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Don't think that's stuck.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
And then there's the whole numerology thing that Taylor's into
and that plays a significant role, and choosing June thirteenth.
Of course, Taylor's birthday is December thirteenth, and so it's
her favorite number.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Well, can she find Travis Kelsey, her fiance a new number?
Sucker couldn't catch a cold last week, and he needs
some of my fingertats.
Speaker 7 (17:17):
Hold on to the.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Ball better gloves and gloves are worn. Yeah, yeah, bless
his heart. I bet she was there, but he probably
want nothing to do with her after that.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
I wonder how she is behind closed doors. He looked
like he could use a good woman to go home too.
I just like it weren't getting married and you fopple
you just a fine man. Once told me somebody somewhere.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Oh sorry, Taylor, I know you don't sound like that.
Speaker 8 (17:49):
Hey.
Speaker 5 (17:50):
Ryan Seacrest has assembled an impressive lineup for Dick Clark's
New Year's Rock and Eve.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
According to The Hollywood Reporter.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
Eight listeners include a Chapel rowan no nope, post malone
nom nope, alright, heard of Demi Levado, fifty cent, Mariah Carey,
Charlie Pooth and Hunter r X. Hunter are X hunter
X you.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Know, although that was one prescription.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
It's hunter X. Oh my gosh, what oh my? Pop
pop DJs are going to be killing me.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
That's the whole that the Demon Hunters song and it's
very popular.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Oh yeah, well, anyway, anyway, that's going to be happening.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
They've expanded it to ninety minutes. It starting at eight o'clock.
For all those of you who stay in and.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Watch this, Ryan can squeeze it in.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Ryan is going to be Dick Clark's New Year's Rock
and Eve with Ryan Seacrest.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
All right, what else do I got for you?
Speaker 5 (18:46):
Robert Pattinson returns as Batman in the fall of twenty
twenty seven. Killers calls him, you know, the androgynist vampire
for the Twilight series.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
So you got that to look forward to. What else? Oh, Okay,
I'm gonna end with this.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
So over Thanksgiving weekend, a raccoon dropped from the ceiling
into a Virginia ABC store, broke into bottles of alcohol,
and then staggered into the bathroom, where he passed out
between the trash can and the turlet. There and officials
posted to their Facebook page. After a few hours of
sleep and zero signs of injury other than maybe a hangover.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
In poor life choices, the squirrel.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
Is safely released back to the wildcord to the New
York Post, Well, Virginia Alcoholic Beverage Control ABC has created
three cocktails based on.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
That weird news.
Speaker 5 (19:35):
They've got Rye Rascal Sour Trash Pan to Old Fashion
and Midnight Gin Fizzles.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Is that I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
You can go to their website.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
You can go to their website and get your recipes.
Let's get us a winner. Ah that's my wordy word
one eight hundred big show you told Free Live. We'll
get a couple of contestants and play next Good Morning
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Speaker 6 (20:58):
Let's do it?
Speaker 8 (20:58):
I went to everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Okay, my birdy word and Albernie word. Lets meet the contestants.
We got Robert from a gust to Georgia, Good morning, Robert,
good morning, Hey body, welcome. And we got Mark from Taylahasse, Alabama.
Good morning, Mark, Talisee Alabama. Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 6 (21:20):
Baby?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (21:21):
Mark?
Speaker 1 (21:22):
You there? Mardy?
Speaker 6 (21:24):
Mark?
Speaker 12 (21:26):
What's wrong with you?
Speaker 6 (21:27):
Here?
Speaker 9 (21:27):
There?
Speaker 6 (21:27):
You are?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Yeah? A little thing wouldn't stay on? Hey? What not happened?
I guess we all do?
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Robert?
Speaker 9 (21:37):
Mark?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
All right? How about Mercy and Mark? It sounds like
y'all should go well together. That it to be John
Boy and Robert all right, boys, Christmas words? Okay, words
dealing with Christmas? Okay, Mark, you relax, me and Robert
to go for the first thirty seconds? You ready, Robert? Two?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
All right? Lemanda getting no word tablets right, get read
to them? Okay, you ready? I don't know what that
has to do with Christmas, but you can't tell it. Okay,
all right, we're starting with Christmas orders, Robert. I don't
know what it has to do with Christmas. Maybe Christmas
(22:19):
smells Okay, here we go. I can't stall any longer.
Ready go. They have cones that fall off of this
tree and it smells good. Yeah, Pine, all right, this
is a red and white candy of Christmas. No, yeah,
(22:40):
but what's it? What isn't? Yeah? I said, all right,
this is a little guy that was crippled into Charles
Dickens deal. It wasn't puny pete, it was yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
This is the blank of the like is this when
Jesus became man? I don't know what that word means?
All right, man, who is doing these Christmas words?
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Merry Christmas?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Well we got three on there, Robert. Let's see what
Marcy and Mark can do with this. So I'm sure
Tator knows she's a good Catholic.
Speaker 8 (23:11):
Ready to go?
Speaker 5 (23:12):
Oh hey, this is the calendar that that the kids
will following you.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
They open it up and they eat. Get a candle.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
This is a I blank in Santa Claus? Do you
you have to yes?
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Spread good? Blank?
Speaker 5 (23:26):
You also say it like yes, you have a saint
nick is is this he holly blank?
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Holly blank? Haven't got instead of naughty?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
You were very night?
Speaker 13 (23:40):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (23:41):
And in the song.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
All got a five on the board. You deserve that good.
We're on the advent now, somebody explain that to me.
A calid counts down, but twelve days of Christmas.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
It counts down to Christmas Day.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
And there's what you called an advent.
Speaker 12 (24:01):
Well, an advent calendar has twelve little doors that you
open and you count down to Christmas Day and each day.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Like you get five, I mean twelve calling birds.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
It's it's preparation.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Each door has a little candy behind it. Kids. Yeah, okay,
well ask my wife why we didn't have him about
tell him about sticks here, my my my meddle boys here?
Did did you yell? Did never do that?
Speaker 6 (24:28):
Mom really skipped out on the advent calendar for some reason.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
The candy you probably had a reason.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Then he starts working on the everything else, all the
cabins in the kitchen.
Speaker 12 (24:41):
That's what I was talking about when I introed you
at Jeopardy. Your wife skipped getting an advent, so you
just went in the kitchen and started opening cabinets and anyone.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
That's why I had no idea what that meant. What okay?
And as far as pine, okay, playing the pines are
made of pine, a.
Speaker 6 (25:06):
Real.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
That's another thing we skipped out over the childhoods.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Like you're gonna go out and cutting one down.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
We used to have it, but they didn't last long enough.
Speaker 6 (25:18):
You know.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
I like to keep it up till March.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Your house is just beautiful.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
I just love to come over there and just sit
in your room and pretend it's my room.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Your wife can really.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
But she's like outsoors. And because doodles, Randy's wife came
over yesterday, they were still decorating the tree.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
When I got hold His wife is good too. Just
light a pine candle and there you are. That's way
of doing it.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
That invented for Breeze. All right, sorry, boys, listen, let's
get back to you. What we got here is five
to three, mark leading Robert. We're going in the round
two all right, Robert, are you ready, buddy? Okay, start
the clock now, the twelve days of Christmas? It goes
blank blanky blank? What is that? It's under?
Speaker 6 (26:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (26:16):
Okay, this is a guy who looks after the sheep
the flock of sheep is he uh huh uh okay,
this is the number under three to that song blank
blank blank blanks.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Before one. It's this number in the world. No, it's
just like the you shoot him of the bird of
I'm not gonna say, got two turtle nous a killing
(26:50):
me with these words. Hey, all right, three to the
three of six. So Tater and Mark one will tie two,
will win and put me out of my missy Christmas. Oh,
there's a toughie. Hey, I'll help you. Ready go?
Speaker 14 (27:08):
What did Santa Claus say?
Speaker 5 (27:15):
Yes? You put you tie us around a present?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
What a red or gold?
Speaker 9 (27:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:23):
But the little piece.
Speaker 7 (27:26):
Alright.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
I had fun in a weird sort of way. No system, now,
dog got it. Robert, we came up a little short.
But even though he shot down the road where you're working. Yeah,
you did dirty and Mark. We appreciate y'all boys playing
that big time good morning make shows on the radio.
Speaker 6 (27:55):
All right.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Tato looked up the advent sticking boards on the right
about advent about Jesus becoming a man. Yeah, there was
rival first of rapple, all right, and then the Jeopardy
intro that you did about the advent the doors, right,
so I'm opening it.
Speaker 12 (28:16):
I said, your wife didn't buy an advent calendar this year,
So you're just opening one of the cabinet doors in
your kitchen and eating whatever's behind it, because that's what that's.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Calendar starts on it.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
See, And that's why I said or or called it Thursday,
because I would just thought I would just go in
the kitchen and eat like I usually do. Yeah, well
that's fine.
Speaker 12 (28:40):
Gave you that weird one eyebrow up look when you
answered that.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
I will back this up. My dad John boy, he
does blindly consume anything seen it. I can't stand there.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
We can't lock him out.
Speaker 8 (28:53):
We got locks.
Speaker 12 (28:54):
I have seen him eat off of a plate in
the hallway at a hotel.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
I'm noting.
Speaker 5 (29:03):
You some French runs and you can I can see
me giving you the calendar because it's usually like a
box that you have to pop it off and you're
gonna just go ahead and zoom on through like seven
eight days.
Speaker 8 (29:12):
You wait each day.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
This might be fun, like where's your calendar? Phil A,
look at this? Never too old to lure some stuff.
All right, let's get to my bit request. We got
Michael Sanders out of Hampton, South Carolina, and Michael says,
please play any axe side. Thanks you guys, you got it.
Michael coming up next. Good morning, make Sean's on the radio.
(29:57):
Quest a bit for this morning. Michael Sanders out of Hampton,
South Carolina is question. Now it's time to axe height.
Speaker 15 (30:11):
Yep for the puppet. Give me the date, Give me
that damn cell phone, get it, tell it, give me that.
Go back out there, help Rayford shave his pat Gotta
take the cell phone away from him. Now you know
why he used up all my minutes calling Tata. I'm
getting there to do that. I talked dirty to him
(30:32):
in that Lillivan Stoope. Boys, I love God, not what
I'm talking about right there. Help me solve the problems. Yo,
what's up? Welcome to axe Ich, the place to go
for all the for one one you need for all yo?
U uh uh what you call homo sapiational relations? Trimpecy
(30:56):
dig this, ded Ike. I'm having a problem with my
new boyfriend. He doesn't flirt with other girls or anything
like that. The problem is his cat.
Speaker 7 (31:08):
Uh h.
Speaker 8 (31:12):
This does sound like it's hit it in the right direction.
He treats that thing better than he treats me.
Speaker 15 (31:17):
He's left me waiting for him in bed while he
pampers his little powder Puff. That's not a description, that's
her name, powder Puff. What am I gonna do about this?
Speaker 5 (31:28):
Sign?
Speaker 15 (31:29):
Lisa X Fort Walton Beach, Florida. Dear Lisa X, the
first damn thing you gotta do is find a real man,
because you are dating the queen of frutopia. I tried,
you hooked up with a switch hitter, a toe dancer.
He's bringing up the rear in the Elton John Brigate.
How does I notice the dude owns a cat.
Speaker 8 (31:52):
A cat is.
Speaker 15 (31:53):
Like a dog on the gate. Cat layer around ruining
himself all day long. But you never see him scratch themselves,
do you?
Speaker 8 (32:04):
They always look so quiet and gentle until the claws
come out, and then you.
Speaker 6 (32:07):
Know what it is.
Speaker 8 (32:08):
Got gotta fight.
Speaker 15 (32:11):
Yep, you got a cat. You fit to be framed.
You're so gay, and there's other ways to tell. If
your man's a little sweet in the seat, letty preach
on him.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
And that.
Speaker 15 (32:22):
If your man is over thirty and has one of
them uh what you call dashboard stomachs, he is in
the Richard Simmons.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Fan club.
Speaker 5 (32:32):
Man.
Speaker 6 (32:33):
What some of that? Man?
Speaker 15 (32:35):
The only place a man should keep a six package
in the fridge, you did. A man should spend his
time watching sports and uh uh that what you call
soft poor pornography, not doing them ariobics and eating Froger.
If your man wears Spandex and he ain't rattling kurt
Angle this weekend, he damn sure got a poster a
(32:56):
Bonnie Frank and his locker. No real dude wants to
wear a form of federating stretching draws when sagga ass
jeans and blos of beef pasts are available.
Speaker 8 (33:08):
Besides, you don't Spandex. Don't give you old fruit basket
room to move.
Speaker 15 (33:12):
Sure, I say my boys need a house, just not
a studio apart. If your man drinks that decafronated coffee
with stimulated milk, his.
Speaker 8 (33:25):
Name is probably gay Lord.
Speaker 15 (33:28):
A real man buys his coffee where all men buy it,
the gas station. And if you got a sweeten it,
you use sugar. If your man uses nutril sweet, he's
a what you called fruitres sweet. General side for that is,
if your man knows the names of more than six colors,
or four types of dessert, you might as well buy
(33:52):
him a gift certificate the Queen's r us. Anything beyond
pie cake, ice cream and donuts is homorrific.
Speaker 8 (33:59):
Baby.
Speaker 15 (34:00):
And if your man even says the word shah trus,
he's using you to get to your brother. Now, if
your man sings, it don't mean he's gay. It's what
he sings. If he sings country, gold, rock and roll
or the National Anthem, your safe. If he sings anything
ever recorded by Barbara Streisand's cheer or a fairy almost
(34:22):
a man a low, he's running low on that what
you call a toast testory. And if you ever hear
him singing that Disney song, what' you called hakunio? Mama,
get a blood test? You are dating gay Aching or
Perry Homer. If your man has to wait to get
(34:43):
home to use the sandbox, h he spends his weekends
waiting for the fleet to come in. A real man
knows the world is his bathroom, and the Conventionnational latrine
systems out.
Speaker 8 (34:55):
No real use to him.
Speaker 15 (34:56):
But you also got to be careful he ain't spending
too much time them public restrooms. Be sure to check
your man for a wide stance. Hell can't be tough.
So there you go, Lisa X. If your man falls
into any more of these categoritional areas, it's time to
change up. I'll tell you to stick your spike heel
in a crack of his back door.
Speaker 8 (35:18):
But might life. This is always ending behind them. This
is peace out.
Speaker 6 (35:26):
If you aren't.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Desperate enough to oux like, well to oxit. John Boynbelloy
Pill Box seventy six sixty three, Charlotte and C two
eight two four.
Speaker 8 (35:35):
One Wide Stance, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
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Speaker 1 (36:21):
You better wash up, you better not ripe, better not pile.
I'm telling your wife.
Speaker 16 (36:28):
Santa Claus is going to tell.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
It's bacon and lips, chicken and rice.
Speaker 7 (36:38):
Come to find out he's nunty y'all ripe.
Speaker 16 (36:41):
Santa Claus is going to town. It's these two when
you're sleep bean and those when you're away. He knows
if you're in bed for good, so be good for goodness.
Speaker 4 (36:59):
But yeah, everybody second favorite Jolly Old Elf brings you
a buttload of Holliday cheer. Police knack me down, your
favorite holiday classics.
Speaker 8 (37:10):
Polise knocked me.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
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me down, So get up.
Speaker 7 (37:16):
I'm going to leave, sweetheart.
Speaker 13 (37:19):
I'm gonna left you a merry Christmas. I'm gonna left
you a merry Christmas. I'm gonna left you a merry
Christmas from Nevada on my home.
Speaker 4 (37:31):
He may not quite know the words, but he's definitely
got the Christmas spirit right. Mule tie never sounded like this,
Dare Dolls with Balls.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
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Speaker 17 (37:47):
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Speaker 8 (38:03):
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Speaker 18 (38:06):
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Speaker 4 (38:25):
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Speaker 1 (38:35):
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Speaker 7 (38:37):
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merry Christmas and I had me two beers. We went
through a merry Christmas. We went through a Merry Christmas.
We went through a Merry Christmas and I had.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Made two beers. Good tiny sweet dreams to you and
your kids.
Speaker 7 (38:56):
Get tidy for.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
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