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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Good morning, It's a big show on the radio. Helly
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When I'm on this side of the pond, I get
my daily dose of culture and edification every morning from
these two delightful lads, John Boy and Billy right here
on the Big Show. You know, I hate to break
it to you boys, but where I come from, you're
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Time?
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our latest skirmish.
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Right now, I may, I may man.
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a Silence of the Lamb style lampshade yet, but it
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Here we go.
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show on the radio. Here we go.
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It seems to me the field has split some people
like like heroes and something like not.
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We need a big list good and bad folks to
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He's from me, Saint Louis.
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level or freaking.
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Cry deep road ze road.
Speaker 10 (05:21):
Starting with the zero. The Florida man used a front
end loader to dump a bucket of dirt on the
vehicle of his girlfriend drove to a recent meeting. Police
reported that Hunter Mills, aged twenty, asked her to meet
him on a road adjacent to an excavation firm where
he work that sells topsoil and landscaping materials. The girlfriend
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arrived at the meeting in a twenty ten white Cadillac.
After stop the car, Mills approached her with the front
end loader and asked her a question. When she refused
to answer, he went into action. He dumped the entire
bucket of dirt on the driver's side of the vehicle,
and it damaged the top, the hood, the trunk, and
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since the window was also open, dirt filled up the
air ducks, center console, and power windows.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
The woman was not hurt.
Speaker 10 (06:16):
But the owner of the car estimated the damage at
eight thousand dollars. Mills told the police he wanted the
girl to just leave him alone. He was arrested and
charged with criminal mischief. Today's zero. Former Florida resident Hunter
Mills who decided to dump on his girlfriend and play dirty.
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Get it with heavy machinery.
Speaker 10 (06:38):
Now I get hero. Mister Peller's you will like this one.
The Muncie, Indiana Animal Care and Services Shelter takes care
of over three hundred and fifty cats, but after turning
the facility, the local police department found out they were
running very low on supplies and wanted to help out.
So in order to raise money, the Munsey Police Department
(07:01):
let residents pay off unpaid parking tickets with donations of
cat food or kitty litter. Officer James Brown said, if
you have a twenty five dollars parking ticket, you could
bring twenty five dollars worth of cat food to the
city clerk's office and your ticket will go away. The
program only ran for four days, but it was very successful.
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The clerk's office was overflowing with animals applies. Not only
were citizens encouraged to pay off their parking tickets, but
people who didn't even have citations donated to the animal shelter.
The shelter said, we were pleased to see all the
donations coming in for such a great cause. Their response
was overwhelming. Maybe other cities will do the same and
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take our lead. According to the ASPCA, nearly six point
five million animals every year and are shelters. So today's
hero the Munsey, Indiana Police Department, who had a unique
idea to up their local animal shelter.
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And we heard other cities to do the same. Good idea. Yeah,
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A head shop, a strip club, and a campaign speech.
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A head shop, a strip club, and a campaign speech.
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Oh boy, what's the worst selling mister potato head toy ever?
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In those cages?
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In the news People magazines reporting that the actor is
set to star in The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
And it's a film that will feature Nicholas Cage as
a creatively unfulfilled, less rich version of himself.
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Oh yeah, isn't he already that?
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So that's where he's gonna draw from In the movie.
He plays himself and reluctantly accepts a one million dollar
offer to perform at the party of one of his
super fans, who also happens to be a Mexican billionaire,
and the party gets out of control, Endless must rely
on some of the iconic characters to save himself.
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Well, is this like in theaters? Not yet? It will
be set to play?
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Yeah, set to play means it's in the works.
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Theaters is another Okay, I got.
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You to play it all right?
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of tentertainment.
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She went to this party hosted by this Mexican time.
I took a deep breath to dinner. Lopez also in
the movie Hustlers.
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But I want I say also is that she's also
she's the producer of the movie. So she didn't get
paid to act in the movie, is what she told
GQ magazine. The movie went on to make one hundred
and fifty million dollars worldwide with a budget. They made
the film for just under twenty million. Sorry, I'm seeing double,
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and so she actually did very well as being a producer,
her paycheck was much better.
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Right?
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He didn't get the phone home, they didn't get the
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And he also gets to stay home because he did
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that's Sam. But he does have to do the little
of the breathalyzer on his steering wheel to get the
car to start. Little Kylie Jenner, she's so rich, she
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just gets richer. So she's already the world's youngest billionaire. Well,
she just sold off part of her company, fifty one
percent of it, for the cool price of six hundred
million dollars. She set it to a skincare company called
Cody who does uh?
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Skin hair company? Sad company smells bothered?
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Years is it?
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Skin care company? Can't care? They have brands company which
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Max Factor, all things you guys don't know. But the
ladies out there know what I'm talking about, And she's
going to be still part of the company. She'll be
in charge of creative efforts and communications initiatives, which means
she can be at TMZ's reported that she will be
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all over social media. Watch for her talking a lot
about Cody.
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I've been hoping she would get on social media.
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You on me? All right?
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Hey, The Osbourne's very close to rebooting their reality series
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Soy Marie on Nutrients System.
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Yeah, and you see her on one of these morning
talk shows too. They have her as a fill in
a lot of those anyway. People magazines reporting that Kelly
told recently spoke she was the Lady Bug and this
masked singer thing. I guess it's a new craze.
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They like a big waste of time. You know, they're
judges and they're all just so shocked and who it is? Okay,
go ahead, that's all.
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So you saw it.
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So they said, yeah, they get asked every year because
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year they're asked to do and again we're.
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Talking about then, well that's what she said.
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She you know, during this she said that they said
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I don't know, I feel a dizzy. Those fires are
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I love when you're here?
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All right? Miley Cyrus is single.
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Oh good.
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She broke up from her girl and she got her boy.
Speaker 11 (20:53):
Now they broke up with right, he was there from
her her throat surgery, but she dumped them. She used
to focus on herself, according to Radar Online.
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And uh so she's still you know, walking around. He
needs to have to jumping because he's calling. Was like,
so she sounds like man, right.
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All right?
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They got in.
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Okay, thank you very much for that report. Ta Let's
get us a winner. Let's play wordy word until we
get us a winner. One eight hundred make show you
toll free line. We'll get a couple of contestants team
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Now, and everybody's head about the bed merdy word gonna wordy.
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Worry the middle dy wait.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Let smeetter contestants. We got Tim from Winchester, Virginia. Good morning,
Tim morning, John Boy, good morning. And we got Harry
from four Oaks, North Carolina. Good morning, Harry, Good morning boy,
good morning. All right boys, welcome Harry, your own team,
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Tater and Terry. Tim's on the John Boy and Bill side. Yeah,
mister Pillow's got our word tablets for I have so
many people to think. I would like to think I
was practiced for something. You do a good job writing words.
You're a word smith. That's your gift. I'm gonna start
mis spelling. All right, here we go, Harry, you relax,
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Me and Tim will go for our first thirty seconds.
All right, all right, you ready, Tim, alright, here we go,
starting to clock now. Frozen water is height yeah, rhymes
with it? Head blank little bugs like yeah, all right,
the blank channel? See what the forecast is? What is
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the other? Yeah? All right? Uh the blank temperature is
like like you take them all and what do you have?
Just the usual temperature? Yes, yes, all right, old lady
in the mountains, you do this, your lady, Yes, all right.
See animals in the uh uh. I said we could
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have got down, but that's so we put a five
on the board.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
I think maybe your yodel stand I can't.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
All right, five on the board for Tim, Harry and
Mercy for round one. Are you ready, Harry? I'm ready
to say it. Yeah, big enough on that last one, Harry,
thank you to ready to go.
Speaker 11 (24:30):
You look at animals in the cage. You you in
list of this? You join up in the US. Yeah,
you know.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Women, women button this. It's not a shirt, it's a
but it's a called one.
Speaker 11 (24:44):
You You when you when you've won in a game,
you say, I.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Blank him, I beat him. You call the cops.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
They are the who the police.
Speaker 11 (24:55):
You take a picture and you you big picture and
you frame it.
Speaker 6 (24:59):
What's that photograph.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
There's a buzzer. All right, Well, all right, her Taylor,
you all got a five. That ties it up five
to five. Here we go round two, Tim and Billy,
Are you ready? Tim? Yep? Picking up on that last one.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Go if you paint somebody's picture, there you go, there
you go.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Let's see.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
You might read one of these in a magazine. Another
name for the story.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
So you go up on one of these. Not an escalator,
but ev yep, there you go.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Let's see.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
The month after May is yep by another name for
an ape. A little ape is also.
Speaker 7 (25:39):
Called a what monkey?
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Yep?
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Four people singing together is a what? Four people?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Yep?
Speaker 11 (25:47):
Boy?
Speaker 3 (25:47):
This is something you get in your hole, in your stomach.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
It's an altar.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Oh jack, our score keep written?
Speaker 7 (25:56):
Here?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Did he get the pillars? What do you think?
Speaker 13 (25:58):
Was?
Speaker 5 (25:59):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (25:59):
What we talking about? It was right on the very.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
It was already airborne.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
So there it is. Put a seven on the file,
a total of twelve for Tim. All right, So Hanson
and Harry, you boys need a seven the top, okay.
Speaker 8 (26:25):
To take a deep breath.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Deep breath, and to let it out, Harrystown, you had
to breatheyeah right, okay, by coming to handy on this word,
ready to make.
Speaker 10 (26:35):
This noise when you're really sleepy, you want know when
you're here you go ye rhymes with it. It's it's
the crack of what in the morning gone here you
go rhymes with it. It's it's a little uh uh cheaper,
very deer. You two of these are on top of
each other and you sleep.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Kids sleeping, these kids sleeping. He's two on top of
each other. It's not true. It is what there you go,
y'all made a run out of a five two shore
Tim wins on a total I don't know.
Speaker 6 (27:19):
Good job, all right, Harry four oaks.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
We appreciate you playing buddy, and you try again anytime.
All right there and tam and when Chester, Virginia, you're
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It's time from Monroe's talk about in the world. Well
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a group of Mayan hunters on a nomad outdoor dot
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Boy, and Billy, and welcome back to the heart of
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I gotta tell you, no, big guy, since the last
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in and since the last time I spoke to you,
we lost a large spotted jaguar down here. The way
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probably snapping. The jags are hunted from a tree stand above,
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and they sell their teeth.
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The guys they only get.
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Two hundred and fifty dollars to get a you know,
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The other beds hues it.
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talk about a toxic This thing is eating a hole
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straight through his hands, top to bottom. The only available
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Doc. Oh oh wait a minute, Amir is here in
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We do not have daylight savings time.
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Come on, you never get sixty four degrees here.
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In the jungle at the Yellow Joe Jungle Camp and
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We need a big list good and bad folks to
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Starting with the zero. The Florida man used a front
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vehicle of his girlfriend drove to a recent meeting. Police
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him on a road adjacent to an excavation firm where
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arrived at the meeting in a twenty ten white Cadillac.
After stop the car, Mills approached her with the front
end loader and asked her a question. When she refused
to answer, he went into action. He dumped the entire
bucket of dirt on the driver's side of the vehicle,
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since the window was also open, dirt filled up the
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The woman was not hurt.
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But the owner of the car estimated the damage at
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girl to just leave him alone. He was arrested and
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Get it with heavy machinery.
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Now I get hero. Mister Peller's you will like this one.
The Muncie, Indiana Animal Care and Services Shelter takes care
of over three hundred and fifty cats, but after turning
the facility, the local police department found out they were
running very low on supplies and wanted to help out.
So in order to raise money, the Munsey Police Department
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let residents pay off unpaid parking tickets with donations of
cat food or kitty litter. Officer James Brown said, if
you have a twenty five dollars parking ticket, you could
bring twenty five dollars worth of cat food to the
city clerk's office and your ticket will go away. The
program only ran for four days, but it was very successful.
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The clerk's office was overflowing with animals applies. Not only
were citizens encouraged to pay off their parking tickets, but
people who didn't even have citations donated to the animal shelter.
The shelter said, we were pleased to see all the
donations coming in for such a great cause. Their response
was overwhelming. Maybe other cities will do the same and
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take our lead. According to the ASPCA, nearly six point
five million animals every year and are shelters. So today's
hero the Munsey, Indiana Police Department, who had a unique
idea to up their local animal shelter.
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And we heard other cities to do the same. Good idea. Yeah,
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the Big Shows on the radio. And now, ladies and gentlemen,
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A head shop, a strip club, and a campaign speech.
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A head shop, a strip club, and a campaign speech.
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Smoke and mirrors all three? I got that. We're in
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Oh boy, what's the worst selling mister potato head toy ever?
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Yet morning? A big show is on your radio.
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I'll tell you I've never seen anything like it in
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In those cages?
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In the news People magazines reporting that the actor is
set to star in The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
And it's a film that will feature Nicholas Cage as
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Oh yeah, isn't he already that?
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So that's where he's gonna draw from In the movie.
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offer to perform at the party of one of his
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and the party gets out of control, Endless must rely
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Well, is this like in theaters? Not yet? It will
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Yeah, set to play means it's in the works.
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Theaters is another Okay, I got.
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You to play it all right?
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Uh sorry, Pearl, I'm sorry again. Yeah, the best part
of tentertainment.
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She went to this party hosted by this Mexican time.
I took a deep breath to dinner. Lopez also in
the movie Hustlers.
Speaker 11 (17:04):
But I want I say also is that she's also
she's the producer of the movie. So she didn't get
paid to act in the movie, is what she told
GQ magazine. The movie went on to make one hundred
and fifty million dollars worldwide with a budget. They made
the film for just under twenty million. Sorry, I'm seeing double,
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and so she actually did very well as being a producer,
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You watched et recently, so you know who Elliott was?
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Right?
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His name is the actor's name is Henry Thomas. Well
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He didn't get the phone home, they didn't get the
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And he also gets to stay home because he did
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that's Sam. But he does have to do the little
of the breathalyzer on his steering wheel to get the
car to start. Little Kylie Jenner, she's so rich, she
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just gets richer. So she's already the world's youngest billionaire. Well,
she just sold off part of her company, fifty one
percent of it, for the cool price of six hundred
million dollars. She set it to a skincare company called
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Skin hair company? Sad company smells bothered?
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ladies out there know what I'm talking about, And she's
going to be still part of the company. She'll be
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she can be at TMZ's reported that she will be
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all over social media. Watch for her talking a lot
about Cody.
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I've been hoping she would get on social media.
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You on me? All right?
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Hey, The Osbourne's very close to rebooting their reality series
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Soy Marie on Nutrients System.
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Yeah, and you see her on one of these morning
talk shows too. They have her as a fill in
a lot of those anyway. People magazines reporting that Kelly
told recently spoke she was the Lady Bug and this
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All right? Miley Cyrus is single.
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She broke up from her girl and she got her boy.
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Now they broke up with right, he was there from
her her throat surgery, but she dumped them. She used
to focus on herself, according to Radar Online.
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And uh so she's still you know, walking around. He
needs to have to jumping because he's calling. Was like,
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All right?
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They got in.
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get us a winner. Let's play wordy word until we
get us a winner. One eight hundred make show you
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Let smeetter contestants. We got Tim from Winchester, Virginia. Good morning,
Tim morning, John Boy, good morning. And we got Harry
from four Oaks, North Carolina. Good morning, Harry, Good morning boy,
good morning. All right boys, welcome Harry, your own team,
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Tater and Terry. Tim's on the John Boy and Bill side. Yeah,
mister Pillow's got our word tablets for I have so
many people to think. I would like to think I
was practiced for something. You do a good job writing words.
You're a word smith. That's your gift. I'm gonna start
mis spelling. All right, here we go, Harry, you relax,
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Me and Tim will go for our first thirty seconds.
All right, all right, you ready, Tim, alright, here we go,
starting to clock now. Frozen water is height yeah, rhymes
with it? Head blank little bugs like yeah, all right,
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have got down, but that's so we put a five
on the board.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
I think maybe your yodel stand I can't.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
All right, five on the board for Tim, Harry and
Mercy for round one. Are you ready, Harry? I'm ready
to say it. Yeah, big enough on that last one, Harry,
thank you to ready to go.
Speaker 11 (24:30):
You look at animals in the cage. You you in
list of this? You join up in the US. Yeah,
you know.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Women, women button this. It's not a shirt, it's a
but it's a called one.
Speaker 11 (24:44):
You You when you when you've won in a game,
you say, I.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Blank him, I beat him. You call the cops.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
They are the who the police.
Speaker 11 (24:55):
You take a picture and you you big picture and
you frame it.
Speaker 6 (24:59):
What's that photograph.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
There's a buzzer. All right, Well, all right, her Taylor,
you all got a five. That ties it up five
to five. Here we go round two, Tim and Billy,
Are you ready? Tim? Yep? Picking up on that last one.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Go if you paint somebody's picture, there you go, there
you go.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Let's see.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
You might read one of these in a magazine. Another
name for the story.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
So you go up on one of these. Not an escalator,
but ev yep, there you go.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Let's see.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
The month after May is yep by another name for
an ape. A little ape is also.
Speaker 7 (25:39):
Called a what monkey?
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Yep?
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Four people singing together is a what? Four people?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Yep?
Speaker 11 (25:47):
Boy?
Speaker 3 (25:47):
This is something you get in your hole, in your stomach.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
It's an altar.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Oh jack, our score keep written?
Speaker 7 (25:56):
Here?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Did he get the pillars? What do you think?
Speaker 13 (25:58):
Was?
Speaker 5 (25:59):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (25:59):
What we talking about? It was right on the very.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
It was already airborne.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
So there it is. Put a seven on the file,
a total of twelve for Tim. All right, So Hanson
and Harry, you boys need a seven the top, okay.
Speaker 8 (26:25):
To take a deep breath.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Deep breath, and to let it out, Harrystown, you had
to breatheyeah right, okay, by coming to handy on this word,
ready to make.
Speaker 10 (26:35):
This noise when you're really sleepy, you want know when
you're here you go ye rhymes with it. It's it's
the crack of what in the morning gone here you
go rhymes with it. It's it's a little uh uh cheaper,
very deer. You two of these are on top of
each other and you sleep.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Kids sleeping, these kids sleeping. He's two on top of
each other. It's not true. It is what there you go,
y'all made a run out of a five two shore
Tim wins on a total I don't know.
Speaker 6 (27:19):
Good job, all right, Harry four oaks.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
We appreciate you playing buddy, and you try again anytime.
All right there and tam and when Chester, Virginia, you're
one hundred dollars gift card from the Home Depot is
headed your way.
Speaker 7 (27:34):
Sweet good work mane Good morning, make shows on a
radio classic mid request of the morning, We.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Got here, Lee Chase Lisa's play at hort song leave
me alone as I did, and Lee, we'll get it
for you coming up next. Good morning to make shows
(28:16):
on the radio. We're gona do you Thursday a classic
be request. Lead Chase said that what in the Junior
Nation band to leave me alone? Well, here we go.
Speaker 6 (28:36):
I got a little gall with some dangerous curves.
Speaker 9 (28:41):
Sometimes she still kind of gets.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
On my nerves.
Speaker 9 (28:44):
I wouldn't do nothing to break apart or happy home.
Speaker 5 (28:52):
I don't loan her to leave me. I just want
her to leave me alone.
Speaker 6 (29:01):
We've been together a whole bunch of years.
Speaker 9 (29:05):
She talks teller's blood coming out on my ears.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
Her creep little stories keep going.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
On and on and on and on. I don't want
her to leave me. I just loan her to leave
me alone.
Speaker 6 (29:26):
The friends the Road of Happiness has got a bunch
of questions and turns, isn't it.
Speaker 9 (29:31):
Sometimes it's a fun little Sunday drive.
Speaker 6 (29:35):
Sometimes you just feel like.
Speaker 9 (29:36):
You need to pull over and stretch your legs in
the rest area somewhere.
Speaker 6 (29:41):
You ain't trying to throw her out of the car,
but it sure would be nice. And she does look
around in the gifts yop for a few minutes.
Speaker 9 (29:50):
I get home from work, a little bit pissed hair
comes honey where her honey, dude, list, No, I can't
mix it toilet.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
The ball games about to come on.
Speaker 8 (30:06):
I don't want her to leave me.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
I just want her to leave me.
Speaker 6 (30:10):
Along Pickwalker.
Speaker 8 (30:40):
The Highway.
Speaker 9 (30:41):
Love gonna give you a thrill, But sometimes it seems
like you're going downhill letting. You need to pull over,
coach you last good nerves gone.
Speaker 8 (30:56):
You the want her to leave it.
Speaker 5 (30:58):
You just want her to leave your long.
Speaker 6 (31:04):
Sweet little girl friend or a wonderful wife still bring
some migravation.
Speaker 9 (31:11):
Into your life. And I'm fine when she's out, but
I hope you don't there too long.
Speaker 6 (31:20):
Don't when she's home on the range, she can still
make the buffle of roll.
Speaker 5 (31:29):
A lover to death.
Speaker 9 (31:31):
That's why I'm singing the song.
Speaker 6 (31:37):
And it's mostly my fault. Please, don't you get me wrong.
Speaker 5 (31:45):
I don't want her to leave me. I just want her.
Speaker 6 (31:48):
To leave me alone. I don't wonder to leave me.
Speaker 5 (31:55):
I just want her to leave me alone.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Thursday morning, The Big Show is on the radio once again.
It's time from Monroe's talk about in the world. Well
after his father, Big Mon passed away, Monroe left in
Carolina's with a facsimile from the Big Show and really
never came back. These days, o'baman Roe Fisher is a
noted anthropologist and world explorer with three published books. Curly Monroe,
(32:53):
a group of Mayan hunters on a nomad outdoor dot
com project protect while jaguars and local Mayan farmers from
the lives of each other. Beautiful Belize Here today his
line from the Yellow Jaw Jungle Camp and Cool Spot
and Southern Belize. Come in Monroe, Oh Gad, Martin, Don.
Speaker 8 (33:15):
Boy, and Billy, and welcome back to the heart of
the jungle. Thanks to the Big Show and.
Speaker 7 (33:20):
Nomad Outdoor dot Com. I am happy to be reporting
in today from the Yellow Jaw Jungle Camp and Cool Spot,
located a mile and a half off the Southern Highway
Heath in Belize's remote.
Speaker 8 (33:33):
And still wild Toledo District. Johnny has the first winter
storms marks their way across the plains of North America.
Well down here in Central America. It's Carolina Blue Sky's
eighty seven degrees boom.
Speaker 7 (33:49):
Joining me at the Yellow Jaw is Brother Emir, the
tree Climber and JT. Tanner's loyal pack of Sooner.
Speaker 8 (33:58):
Dog, the Brown Dog, the Mean One, Fertile Ance and
of course run right by your life. I got Oh
my god, wait at dance and welcome to the turkey shoot.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Come in, dick guy, Hey passa that buys the morros.
Oh you you're having a turkey shoot. I know we
gotta have gunfire every time we talk.
Speaker 8 (34:21):
Do you, Johnny? I tell you what has become a
staple down here. We love it so much.
Speaker 7 (34:26):
I gotta tell you, no, big guy, since the last
thing that this jaguar thing, I mean, I gotta jump
in and since the last time I spoke to you,
we lost a large spotted jaguar down here. The way
it works, they lure them in by a live pig
tied to a tree. I'm sorry, the ptera folks are
probably snapping. The jags are hunted from a tree stand above,
(34:48):
and they sell their teeth.
Speaker 8 (34:49):
The guys they only get.
Speaker 7 (34:51):
Two hundred and fifty dollars to get a you know,
put them on a gold chain.
Speaker 8 (34:55):
The other beds hues it.
Speaker 7 (34:56):
I mean it. You know my every week, every time
I'm gonna call you John j T. Gringo tenor you know,
he's always been with me. But he can't be here
today because he got bitting on his hands by a
nasty no seum bug, yes, no seum talk about Johnny
talk about a toxic This thing is eating a hole
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straight through his hands, top to bottom. The only available
treatment is administered by the believed Army at their barracks
Up and Believe City, twenty five days, fifty shots of
snare them in the butt.
Speaker 8 (35:33):
Doc. Oh oh wait a minute, Amir is here in
his place a mere sace say hello to this boy.
Speaker 14 (35:39):
Hello, my s done. Everybody hell American. But they kind
of tone so far after a fire shot they had
they hold in his hides, stopped that smet and sold
about Yeah, you.
Speaker 7 (35:55):
Know, everything's going good down here to go when your
hand that got the hole in it and the smell
it finally goes away because you're getting all these shots
and you're, oh, yeah, I got means got the real deal.
Broke to end on a brighter note. I love you.
Speaker 8 (36:10):
We do not have daylight savings time.
Speaker 7 (36:12):
Here and Believe, and because of global warming or the
fact that we're on the equator, I don't know how.
Speaker 8 (36:18):
Come on, you never get sixty four degrees here.
Speaker 7 (36:21):
In the jungle at the Yellow Joe Jungle Camp and
Cool Spot. Yes, folks, thanks the big show.
Speaker 8 (36:29):
I love you guys.
Speaker 7 (36:30):
No man out door you can find me on the
Yellow Joe page Yellow.
Speaker 8 (36:34):
Oh yeah, here we Joe. My book bounds the phone.
It's a great Christmas tip to till next time.
Speaker 7 (36:42):
What do you wanna tell them?
Speaker 8 (36:43):
You want to tell me about Robert rol King song
that we love so much? Oh yeah, the road goes
on forever and the party never ends.
Speaker 5 (36:50):
We love you.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Giving whatever it happens by monroeen Thanksgiving. Been careful down there,
buddy on Follow mone on Facebook as well. Do you
see the yellow jah Jongle camp? Cool spot and that's
been check.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
The best way to follow him is on Facebook for sure.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Well, he trying to taught me into coming down there.
This is time out when he leading with the hole
through the hand with a no seum man, that's up,
but we know about them no seams on the coast.
But man, I think he was trying to win you
back with that. Does it get only gets as cold
as sixty four degrees?
Speaker 8 (37:25):
Right?
Speaker 14 (37:27):
Right?
Speaker 6 (37:27):
All right?
Speaker 5 (37:28):
Mother?
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Well we out of time. Better, let's get on the
home and our heater. Bet box is here.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
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fifteen for nine ninety nine. Buy him once, play him anywhere.
Find your faves at the Big show dot com. Anytime's
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Y'all stuck up at food line.
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I'm just wait for that picture on Monroe's Facebook, big
old pot in his head like a Bunk's Money cartoon.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
Hey, Beggins, he is really gonna talk to you today.
Speaker 6 (38:02):
Beggins was all the bar in love me
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