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May 22, 2025 53 mins

Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we celebrate our favorite girl & Big Show Mamma, Jackie!.. - Pillars has a personal letter to Jackie that we’ll share.. - The Catholic Church is celebrating the appointment of a brand new Pope - and we’ll meet the his official stand-in - aka: the Substitute Pope.. - Doug Rice revels the details on a dark cloud that has formed over the Indianapolis Motor Speedway and has sunny hopes for the Memorial Day Weekend’s traditional Coca-Cola 600 at Charlotte Motor Speedway.. - The Mayor of Dismal Seepage checks in.. - and we’ll wrap up with some “guy talk”…

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio coming up.
We played beat the Blonde for a big old swag
pick from World Lawn Moors, Tough on Grass, Easy on
your wallety click on the bounder of the Big Show
dot Com. Here's Iman taking it easy his first week
of retirement. Just back from working another weekend at the
All Star Race in North Wilkesboro, getting ready for the

(00:20):
Coca Cola six hundred. Have most of the weekend to
lay around. Good morning, mister Doug.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Rice, Good morning, Johnny. Good to be with you. Spent
last weekend at North Wilkesboro's Speedway working the public's address system.
Had a ball, saw a lot of great race fans
and some good racing. The first two years Larson and
Logano just thumped the field up there. This was a
really intriguing race with a lot of drama that Christopher

(00:49):
Bell pulled out the pass with ten laps to go
getting around Logana.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
You sure did, Doug. Now gonna get ahead of ourselves.
We'll get you to lay it out Coca Cola six
hundred this weekend with christ for Bail won last year
and he's just coming off his winning the All Star
Race of course, earlier it was three in a row.
Is he gonna put together or is this like six
hundred miles Just throw another one hundred miles on that
and it's gonna mess everything up.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Doug, I think he'll be all right. He's you know,
he's having a heck of a year. He won three
in a row. As you pointed out, he's coming off
what has to be a nice momentum builder and winning
the All Star Race easily the best All Star Race
they've ever had at in North Wilton, where the crowd
was into it.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
It was packed.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
It's not a huge crowd, but when you got everybody
in there and there's so much energy, it was such
a fun thing to be around. And I don't know
that I've ever seen him this excited to win a race.
So there was a lot going. Yeah, he's got a
lot of momentum going into the six hundred for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
That's awesome. And yeah, we kind of feel the energy
through the TV and it looked great to the way
they were race. I had Larson to repeat again and
just a late having a on the pill. I don't
know where he got.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
To he got into the fence at one point. He
also had to start in the back because he wasn't
up there to qualify his car, so he had justin
Augeyer shake it down for him. But he couldn't qualify it,
so he had to start in the back. He got
up toward the front there and then something went wrong.
I think he cut a tire and got into the

(02:22):
wall and that was the end of his night, all right.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Now, talking about Kyle Larson, you were taking a weekend
off from Indy. Of course you usually went up there
to work the Indianapolis five hundred. And the boy Kyle
Larson is gonna attempt the Indie Charlotte Double.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
He is.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
He did it last year, but it didn't work out.
The weather just didn't work with them. They got delayed
in Indy. It made him late getting down here. By
the time he got here, the weather had hit it
Charlotte and they never restarted the race, so he never
got to turn a lap. Last year in the Koke
six hundred, he was doing well at Indy, running about
six and got caught beating on Pitt Road. So we'll

(03:02):
see what he does this year. I don't have his
positive vibe this year as I did last year. He's
already crashed a couple of times in practice. He's starting
in the back third. I think he rolls off twenty
first at Indy. I mean, there's always going to be attrition.
There's going to be ten cars out of this thing,
and if you're not one of those, then you can
have a pretty good day. So hope the best for him.

(03:23):
It's still a huge story, and if things go right,
he'll race an Indy, hop on a plane and be
in Concord in time to run the six hundred.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
That's whether everything has to go right, you know. I
was trying to think of who has done the best
that has completed the I think Tony Stewart did the best.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Tony had a top five finish at Indy and came
to Charlotte and was leading late in the six hundred,
didn't win it, but had a really good day. He's
the best one at putting pieces together on that. John
Andretti was the first to try it, a couple of
others that tried it, but Tony Stewart absolutely did the best.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
We'll be pulling for Larson was that kid Ken drive
all right. Doug Nascar adds four names to the Hall
of Fame uptown Charlotte yep.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Ray Hendrick is one of them. Ray was modified driver,
won a boatload of races somewhere around seven hundred and
so he got in on the modern Araballa. Kurt Busch,
who won a championship in two thousand and four and
a lot of races he was voted in. Harry Gant,
often known as Handsome Harry Gant, who raced the Skull

(04:31):
Bandit won four races in a row one year. He
was also voted in. And one that I was really
happy about because I worked for this guy for twenty
five years was Humpy Wheeler, the longtime promoter and president
of Charlotte Motor Speedway. Got the NASCAR Landmark Award, but
that effectively put you in the Hall of Fame. So
I was really tickled to see Humpy, who did a

(04:53):
lot more than just crazy pre race shows to help
build a sport.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Well, he sure did. It was one of a kind
and it is Coca Cola six hundred week at Sharla Motor Speedway.
Isn't it longest race of the year. It's a good.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
One and it's awesome. It'll be sold out by the
time they drop the green and it'll be a just
it's such a cool event, especially when you don't have
bad weather. The weather report right now looks good, but
I mean we're a few days out and it means
a lot to these guys to win it. I'm in
a position every year that they bring them by and
we do a post race interview with them at our

(05:32):
PRN studios, and they're jacked because they know it's a
big deal. We've already talked about two of the drivers
that I think will be tough, and I'm living I'm
a prisoner in the moment. Kyle Larson will still be good,
but I don't think. I think this distraction of going
to Indy and coming here, there's got to be some
of that going on. I'm gonna put Seabell as my favorite,

(05:54):
also my favorite Toyota driver out of the chevrol A camp.
I may go William Byron from Hendrick Motorsports and my Ford.
I think it's finally time that Brian Blaney steps up.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
It is about time for flying round right there. So
I was all right, I got that down. We got
se Bell, we got William Byron from the Henry Right,
I'm back in business.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Maybe he's hit there should be a little something something.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
There will be a little something something in a little
something for.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
The home team. Here they saying cash, a little something
for the effort.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Well, there won't be any money for you, but you
will receive total consciousness. So I got that going for.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
H right.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
So, uh well, we got to tell one thing you
were you were telling us about, which is a wild,
wild story. Uh affected, I don't know any our Charlotte
about the team Penske Dog.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Clean House on their IndyCar side. They got caught cheating
during qualifying and moved two of their cars to the back,
Joseph Newgarten and Will Power. They got caught last year
cheating with the push to pass the first race of
the season. Roger Penske can't have that. He owns these
race teams, He owns the IndyCar Racing Series, and he

(07:22):
also owns the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. You kind of get
a picture here. He owns a lot of stuff and
so he just can't have that. These guys have got
to be above reproach their caesar's wife, so they can't
have this. So he let go of three of the
Big Wheels, longtime IndyCar team president, Tim Sindrick, his managing
director for IndyCar, Ron Ruzuski, and his IndyCar general manager

(07:46):
guy named Kyle Morier. They're all gone. This is happening
the week of the biggest race of the year. Yeah,
so timing is probably not.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Optimal, no kidding, And for him to let them go.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
And these are people that have been in the organization
for a long time, especially Tim Sindrick. That name sounds familiar.
His son Austin Sindrick races the two car for Penske
on the cup side of things in the NASCAR.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
So, and I know, we got to ask, thinking, is
it any way this could have been a mistake that
they didn't find before.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
No, No, because it was the same thing on two
cars and on one. Maybe you say, Okay, they made
a mistake. What about hunting for an advantage?

Speaker 1 (08:30):
So what about the museum story?

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Well?

Speaker 2 (08:34):
I saw that story reported by a couple of pretty
high level reporters saying that they went and looked at
the car that won last year because it's in the
newly renovated museum at Indy and it was the same
thing that got these cars pushed to the back and
disqualified but there won't be any retro fine or anything
like that, right, but there's this is this is a

(08:56):
bad look, and I can understand why Rogers cleaned house.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Right, all right? So yeah, and one of his drivers
not in the wheel power thing, the other one like
had one two in a row.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Joseph Newgarden. Yeah, looking for a three peet up there.
And it's gonna make that a lot tougher.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Because it's starting in the back. They're not kicked out
of the race, they're just not kicked out.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
But you got to start back in the in the
the eleventh row because they start eleven rows of three
a piece of indy and getting around in indies a lot.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Then, yeah, it is who you're gonna put, hopefully the
race track personnel that Penzy's got, you know, I'm I.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Mean, if there's a team that's got backups to backups, right,
it's it's Penske.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
All right, good deal, All right, Well, let's enjoy the
Coca Cola six hundred and UH will understand you are
still hosting these champagne toasts the winning up.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
At the Speedway Club, helping raise a glass of champagne
to whoever wins it because we got to record a
radio show after that, but uh, the rest of the
pr AND crew will have all the call for you
on the on the national radio.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Good deal, Doug, Thank you so much, buddy guys. All right,
happen for more day weekend. You can follow Doug on Twitter.
Uh that was the X I got a Riceman sixty one.
All right, well let's play beat the Blood. Come on
and bring you best one eight hundred big show you
told free line. We'll play next good Thursday morning. It's

(10:41):
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(11:03):
Would I call?

Speaker 3 (11:03):
You?

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Might get to play beat the Blonde too, when somebody
get on the same wave leading to Tayter here we
ain't out as the winter last I had a mark
out of Mobile, Alabama. See if he's the man. Good morning,
March morning, sunshine. Yes it is he talking to you.

Speaker 6 (11:29):
He was talking to me.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Oh well, good y'all going off, good there, Mark, you
read tator, Okay, you agree or disagree with her answers.
Get two bells for two buzzers and you win, all right?

Speaker 5 (11:43):
There?

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Tatered to us. Pointing one finger towards the side of
the head and making a circle means you're crazy. What
does it mean in Argentina means not tonight?

Speaker 7 (11:57):
I have a headache? Ye, well, I think, But in
Argentina that means you're drunk.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
Means you're drunk in Argentina, Mark, do you agree or disagree?
It sounds like a good way to be I'll agree.
Agree with that. Now it means you've.

Speaker 8 (12:19):
Got a phone call.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
That's weird.

Speaker 5 (12:22):
That is weird.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
They still have dial up phones in Argentina. I don't know.
Was there all right? I was thinking about a kangaroo,
but I was in the wrong country. Yeah, this Argentina.
Kangaroos are in Australia. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (12:41):
I don't mean to No, don't confuse me.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
I know.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Any boy, we gotta we gotta get a bell right here. Okay, So,
if you're an average sleeper, Marcy, you'll do something twelve
times while you are in bed tonight. What is it?

Speaker 7 (13:02):
Make sure his ropes are still tight? How are you doing?

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Average sleeper? Average sleeper twelve times tonight will dream?

Speaker 2 (13:17):
You dream?

Speaker 1 (13:18):
You will have twelve dreams. That's a dozens, all right? Mark?
Do you agree or disagree with the dream theory?

Speaker 8 (13:26):
We'll seeing how I was drunk on the other question,
I'd still be drunk. So no, I'm not dreaming about you.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
You're not going to agree with that, and that was
the thing to do. Roll over, you will roll over.

Speaker 9 (13:38):
But twelve.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Good work there, Mark, here we go. We got a
full count?

Speaker 7 (13:45):
All right?

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Tanner? Talking about dreams? Who dreams more? Smart people are
dumb people dream about what.

Speaker 7 (14:00):
You got, you got, you got, you got you. Dumb
people dream more.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Dumb people dream more. Mark, do you agree or disagree? Well,
considering they're dumb and their brain is blank, I'm gonna
disagree and you disagree. You think you got to figure
it out? And smart people don't dream more high your IQ,

(14:28):
the more you will dream. How about That explains it?
That's why there's so much stupid stuff. Mark, he is
a man of freezing. I see, and you did it. Mark,
big old swag pack from World lawn Mowers headed down
the mobile for you.

Speaker 5 (14:44):
That's awesome.

Speaker 10 (14:47):
Enough for it.

Speaker 8 (14:49):
I hang on.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
All right, jumping out, catching you up on your news
right quick? Oh we gottas at Thursday morning treat the mayor.
Dismal seems got happenings going on.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
He's only on the side.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Good Thursday morning, May the twenty second Big Show is
on the radio. As we said many times here on
the Big Show, there's always something exciting happening in Dismal Sepid,
South Carolina. And who better to tell us the current
goings on than the Mayor himself, the honorable merwy Q
Fiddle Swoop. Welcome, mister Mayor.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
Thank you, John boy, and good morning to the Big
Show gang and all your wonderful listeners.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
So what was on a dog in this weekend and
Dismal Seapigs.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
Boy, you got right to it, Hans small talker. Well,
I was on the ready and standing by with.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
My fine and you I'm sorry, how are you?

Speaker 4 (16:22):
That's too late? AnyWho? This weekend is very special for
all us Dismal seapageons, seepageers, whatever. It's our annual Violins
against Violence weekend.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Violins against Violence. Well, that's interesting. What's that about about?

Speaker 4 (16:42):
Three days? Three days of glorious string music? And other
non violent events to benefit our beat the hell out
of violence, anti bullying progress.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
What's that?

Speaker 4 (16:55):
Well, it's a nonprofit group dedicated to teaching whimpy kids
deadly lethal marsh arts. See this way, they don't have
to go crying to their parents when some local tuffs
try to take them, shake down their shake them down
for their Justin Bieber lunchbox or whatever local touffs shake
kidd down for these days.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Well a noble call. So three days of string music?
Are we talking only classical strings or will there be
any bluegrass?

Speaker 4 (17:21):
That's a great question, John boy. This is the first
year in a while that we're going to try to
bring bluegrass back.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Ah sense of story.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
Yeah, Well, back in twenty thirteen, we have you got
a minute?

Speaker 1 (17:33):
No sure? Yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
Back in twenty thirteen, the Dismal Seepage Ladies String Quartet
and Aunt Fanny's Dixie Debutants were staying in the same hotel.
They were all practicing outside their rooms and apparently drowning
each other out. One thing led to another, words were exchanged,
and before you know it, I think a string bass
player called one of debutant's mandolins a bodoor or something,

(17:56):
and before you know it, a brawl broke out. Other
groups got involved, Dingle and the Berries, the Classical gas Holes,
Ludwig van Biasch. It was such a mess that we
had to cut the weekend short. There's so many arrests
that we had to house some of the prisoners over
at Pickle Pete's, Dylan Gerkin Emporium and Sour Slushy Shacks. Wow, indeed,

(18:19):
but that's all ancient history. Now, this this weekend promises
to be a very non violent, peaceful event, we hope.
Kicking off the weekend on Friday afternoon, he's the big
Unity Song Fest in the town Square, where all the
groups get together and play a unique mashup of classical
and country. The strings will be playing hits like Beethoven's

(18:41):
Wagon Wheel, the Hull of the Foggy Mountain, Breakdown, King
and Man of Constant Pomp and Circumstance, And there's gonna
be a great one for the kiddos, The barber of
David Seville and the Chipmunk. Huh, the helium has costed
us a fortunes.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Interesting Oh it is, John Boy.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
And Saturday afternoon we take a break from the music
for a little action. The PWF will be setting up
the ring and Reverend dunk Bonker's Park for a good
old fashioned wrestling show.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
It seems like a NodD choice to have pro wrestling
in an anti violence festival.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
Well, John boy, this isn't the regular trash you see
on TV. The PWF or Pacifist Wrestling Federation is the
real deal. You see. They settle their differences in a
civilized way. The main event pits polite Pete Potterberg versus
kind Kenny Kirkandaal.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
I hate to say it, Mayor, but it doesn't sound
very exciting.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
Well, this isn't about titillating the bloodthirsty, video game violence
addicted minds of today's youth, John boy. This is about
showing kids the value of fair competition. No matter what happens,
every match ends in a handshake.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
So who's the bad guy? Brewster Harbondiller And wh is
Brewster Harbindiller.

Speaker 4 (20:02):
The jerk who talked me into booking a bit bru
Saturday night? We'll make up for it. We shared the
constraints of classical and bluegrass music and let our collective
hair down with a jazz eighties music fusion group. You'll
shake your groove thing all night long to the cool
funk of disco Duck Ellington. Music will be provided by

(20:27):
classically stringy cuisine.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Ah, so what are they servant?

Speaker 4 (20:33):
My understanding is that most of it is overcooked, you know,
stringy shrimp, stringy chicken, celery green beans, that sort of thing.

Speaker 5 (20:39):
Odd.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
Eh, Well, sometimes you get short sheeted when you're working
with a theme.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Yeah, well, why not do barbecue? You know that's kind
of bluegrassy.

Speaker 4 (20:47):
Well, we've got the big Q and Q Weekend in
the off thing, you know, billiards and barbecue. I hate
to be redundant, I understand. So come on down the
Big Lens Against Violence Festival, best Weekend and beautiful dismal
seep in South Carolina. Why somebody has to.

Speaker 5 (21:09):
Hold on, John boy.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio.

Speaker 6 (21:43):
Greeting seekers of truth and humor. It is I Bill Silvers,
the Sultan of Sting, the Wizard of Wisdom, the High
Priest of Hijinks and personal life coach to nature Boy
Rick Flair. I believe the phrase is woo and I'm
back today to address ribs wrongs that are being committed
in the name of democracy.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
I'm talking deportations.

Speaker 5 (22:04):
Now.

Speaker 6 (22:05):
Only an idiot, a dunce, a moron would be against
throwing illegal alien ne're do wells back to their homeland.
I mean, breaking a law is reason enough. But and
like Kim Kardashian, this is a big butt. Have we
gone far enough? I mean, look around. There are people
walking among us that do more than enough to deserve
to be banished from the civilized population. And I'm not

(22:26):
just talking about the heifers. From the view, there are
plenty of other people who could ride along with the
Democrats as they wing their way to El Salvador on
your dime to French kiss and slow dance with gangsters.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Don't worry, I have a list so here.

Speaker 6 (22:41):
It is kept hidden in elan Omar's husband brothers sock
drawer under Chris Van hollins unpublished autobiography, Gang Like Me
comes Today's top ten list. The top ten other people
who need to be deported. Number ten people who fart
when doing only one pusha Number nine. People who need

(23:07):
to be on a tractor to do their best thinking.
Number eight people who insist their coworkers learn their dog's barts.
Number seven people who can't find their big bags. Are

(23:28):
we sting a pattern? Number six people who can't refill
their water bottles themselves. Number five people who can't travel
without an entourage. Number four people who think cousins are

(23:48):
good for practicing. Number three people who claim that they've
been in trauma when they clearly haven't. Number two people
who work fewer days a year than Congress. And the

(24:11):
number one type of person who needs to be departed.
People who made a four decade career out of the catchphrase.

Speaker 8 (24:17):
Oo wah oo wah ooh wah.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Somebody explained it to him. Will I be in first class?
Good morning, to make show us on the radio, hang
over your local news, weather, sports. This is was royal.

Speaker 6 (24:39):
That is the King Vetle, slayer of the Visial, destroyer
of the Mongol.

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And aggravator of the Ottoman Empire.

Speaker 6 (24:49):
All listening to my two royal jests, those gap toothed
barbarians John Boy.

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And Billy on you old big shoe, hoorase.

Speaker 11 (25:00):
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Speaker 8 (25:09):
You'll confective you up.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Good morning. That is to make show on the radio.
And this is you're twenty four hour alert. Twenty more
hours will give away John Boyd's Wonderful Thing Number one
hundred and forty three autograph photo Me and Billy in
the legendary White Knunckle Ride. Billy knunckles are white. I
mean zoom into the expression on his face. It'll tell

(26:09):
the whole story, said Bristol Motor Speedway setting the world
record for a giant shopping cart. I think that was
just after I set the record with This picture was
taken in me. Of course, climbing up into the shopping
cart shows how how big it is and looked I
looked like King Kong on the Empire State Building.

Speaker 7 (26:28):
I think liability kept anyone else from breaking your record.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
I spoiled it for everybody else. Yeah, that's happened before
you and Jackie were in it. And of course you know.

Speaker 7 (26:40):
He said come, you know, get in the give him
a shopping cart.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Even the next food City five hundred and me and
Billy we had to ride. You know, they put us
in the basket. Wouldn't let me drive again with the boy? Yes, right,
We'll always remember the Pillsbury No boy, because he's got
a little dark spot on his tummy where everybody was
poking him. And after that did you fun stuff. So

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(27:47):
don't get the bear picture confused with me on my
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Speaker 2 (27:50):
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Speaker 7 (27:52):
You you both look hungry.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Yes, chegging out the John Boy and Billy Facebook page.
You can see that. Hang on, we'll play Moore and
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our girl Marcy Tator.

Speaker 7 (28:08):
Morians alrighty diity, thank you so much. Now you've probably
seen it on a lot of your conservative talk shows
or have heard it on your talk radio that the
conservative has been going after Joe Biden's people about the
fact that they knew that he had some dementia going
on and was not fit mainly for like the last
three years of his presidency.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Yeah BOTHO.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (28:34):
Well, it was announced on last on this Sunday, excuse me,
that former President Joe Biden has been diagnosed with aggressive
prostate cancer. The diagnosis came out on Friday, revealed a
grade Group five prostate cancer and it had fantastasized to
his bones. And despite the severity, doctors noted that the
cancer is hormone sensitive, which may allow for effective treatment.

(28:58):
According to People magazine, Biden his family reviewing treatment options
with his physicians, and the announcement follows a previous health
update on May thirteenth, after a routine physical exam identified
a small prostate nodule.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
So so what are they saying, Like it's kind of
convenient because now that it's oh, you can't talk about
what's happening right now when the book is coming out
at the exact same time that they announced that he's
had got cancer. But then they're looking back and say
that he would have to have it for a long
time before now because of the stage. I've heard some

(29:32):
doctors say.

Speaker 7 (29:33):
That, you know, look over here, now.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Are we going to start believing? I mean, looking at
past records, they haven't been one truthful with us in
the past, you know, somehow all of a sudden, but
this is starting right now.

Speaker 7 (29:50):
I say we just leave him out of the news
altogether and say if he does right, yeah, I mean,
if this dementia was that bad, you know, That's mainly
what everyone was saying was like, my goodness, take care
of them. Don't be putting them through all of this.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
We knew it two years ago, man Jack sitting on
the couch in Charlotte, North Carolina. Many Yeah, it's like
they lied to us, just taking the media was complacent
two yeah.

Speaker 7 (30:19):
So these are the things to look forward now, to
look for because it's out there in the news, and
see what the media does with it, see what happens
on the more important things. Joe Exotic's husband has been deported.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Who is Joezottics.

Speaker 7 (30:34):
Tiger Tiger King?

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Is he still in prison?

Speaker 7 (30:37):
He is still in prison. He is serving out his
twenty one year year sentence for his involvement in the
murder for higher plot targeting Carol Baskin, that's how we all,
you know, mainly got to know Joe. Yeah, yes, all right.
Well he got married Joe Exotic behind bars in April.
After getting engaged. In October of twenty twenty four, his husband, worse,

(30:59):
Jorge Mark Quez Flores, was released from prison from a
Texas prison and but then was immediately picked up for
his legal status as a citizen. They were pursuing asylum
for Missus Exotic. I don't really know how to say it,
Joe's husband, but Joe posted to his social.

Speaker 12 (31:21):
Media, which I didn't know they could do. They get
some computer time, he said.

Speaker 7 (31:33):
They have officially taken him to an Ice detention center
for his hearing. To either stay in America or go
back to Mexico. And my plans are upon my release.
He is willing to lead the United States to go
be with his husband wherever he is.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Is Joe gonna have to serve out the whole twenty years.

Speaker 7 (31:49):
So far, he's been working. He's been working on the President,
trying to get you know, get out of pardon and no, no,
no movement on that yet for Joe exciting, I thank
you for let out Joe exotic.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Yes, sir, I like it.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
We'll see how you feel when he moves next door.

Speaker 7 (32:13):
Another story out about Megan Markle and her diva behavior.
According to a new report, while she was planning her
wedding to the Prince, she became so belligerent with a
caterer that Queen Elizabeth had a step in. There's a
new book out by biographer Katie Nickel titled The New
Royals and says it happened during a tasting. Those are

(32:35):
very tasting, are very important when you're hiring catering. So
she cites a source that said Megan was at the
castle to taste some of the dishes and told one
of the caters she could taste egg and she got
quite upset, saying that the dish was meant to be
vegan and macrobiotic. And that's when the late Queen interviewed,
interviewed and said girl, no, and so here hold my

(33:00):
crown where the Queen said apparently walked in and said, Megan,
in this family, we don't speak to people like that.
We'll get out. I'm not gonna be a duchess. And
my last story is about Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee.

(33:22):
According to TMZ, pam Anderson has no plans to rekindle
things with her ex hubby Tommy Lee if his current
marriage ends. Apparently, sources close to Pamela and her family
say that absolutely there's no way she would ever get
back together with the Motley Crue drummer, even if he
and his wife Britney Furlan were to officially divorce amid
their ongoing separation. Here is the couple thirty years later.

(33:45):
I gave that just a John boy so that he could.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Who is that with Tommy Lee?

Speaker 7 (33:51):
Pamela Ama Anderson has got a.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Wow, that's how she appears. It looks like a younger
MEA fan. Yeah, yeah, that's the haircut doing it.

Speaker 8 (34:03):
Probably.

Speaker 7 (34:04):
TMZ was told that Pamela's focused on herself, enjoying being
single and has zero interests in revisiting the past.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Looking looking natural. I remember, you know, when I was
up owner at the racetrack, I said she looked like
she needed to be ironed. What's you saying about you? Okay,
my lives are thank you so much baby for that report. Well,
let's get us a winner. That's my worthy word. All right,

(34:35):
here we go one eight hundred big show. We'll get
a couple of contestants and play next. Good Thursday morning,

(35:06):
there's a big show on the radio. Featured track from
the Big Box. If we were day key words, if
we were discuss.

Speaker 5 (35:18):
How we'll do it?

Speaker 3 (35:23):
Well, good damn man.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Oh no, I've gotta concentrate here, it's time to play.

Speaker 8 (35:28):
I had everybody's head about the bad.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
The word a word.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Lets meet a contestants. We got Wookie from Mobile, Alabama.
Good morning, Wookie, Good morning, toboy Billy. And we got
Owen from Evansville, Indiana. Good morning, Owen. Oh you're there, buddy,

(35:53):
I'm here here you all right, welcome and welcome, all right,
Mobil gains Evansville. Hall about in Wookie. I'll take Wookie,
take that you got Owen, Owen man, honey, all right,
then we'll do thirty seconds. Couple of rounds. Boys, Owen,
you relax, Me and Wookie they're gonna go for the

(36:15):
first thirty seconds. He's a random words boys, no categories,
random words. We got right, you ready, Wookie? Yes, I am, okay,
start the clock. Now you get chicken. Do you want
a breast or a.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
God?

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Yes? Okay? Blank your muscles when you show them, guys
you blank? Yeah? Uh huh, Hey, he's a blank on
a team? You you are a basketball watt or a
football watt? You are? Yes? Uh huh, Hey, I'm on
the radio. I take these. What song you want to hear?

(36:53):
Would you like a request? Uh huh? A blank of
bees when they get on you a bunch corn? Yeah,
look on the board. Feels good, don't it. Okay, Well,
let's say what Tater and Owen can do. Owen, are
you ready? I'm ready, sir, okay, and go.

Speaker 7 (37:16):
You put a mouse in one of these and see
if you can find his way.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Out a mouse trap.

Speaker 7 (37:23):
No, it's like you'd make a wrong turn and then
you have to go back and they do corns. Yes,
this is you may get one of these. Do you
have an extended blank on your car?

Speaker 5 (37:33):
Warranty said it?

Speaker 7 (37:35):
He still said it. He still said it. This is
a graduation. You move this from one side to the
other on your cat, on your cat on you there
you go. You I should get more time?

Speaker 1 (37:49):
All right, let's say so a three on the board. Now,
let's go to the judge. The word was warrant, and
he said, warranty, Tater, wont of that? How do you
rule that?

Speaker 5 (38:00):
Jagger?

Speaker 7 (38:01):
He said, warrant?

Speaker 8 (38:02):
As long as the word is in there, we have.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
The word is in there. All right, Well, so you
were you were absolutely right again? Can we get another bell?
Just there's a half a bell that? No, No, it's
just you know me. It's all about the rules.

Speaker 7 (38:16):
Which are very fluid.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
A right, look at a wookie. We are leading by
two after round one. Let's see what happens here on
round two. Still anybody's game? All right? Me and Wookie
is start the clock?

Speaker 3 (38:30):
Now.

Speaker 7 (38:30):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
They just etched your name on a trophy. What's it called?
They just did this to the golf course. They got
they know who's going to win, so they blank your
name on the trophy. Come on, you can do it
like you you put your wife's name on a ring.
That is you take to the jeweler. Know another word

(38:54):
that that's right?

Speaker 5 (38:56):
That on the hall.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
If you can't get it, you're not gonna get it.
I don't get so im gonna get it.

Speaker 5 (39:01):
I can't give it.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Yeah, that happens. Well, there's a five right there. So
Tater and Owen, all you need is two to tie
three will win. I'm ready, okay and go right?

Speaker 7 (39:18):
What is it?

Speaker 6 (39:20):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (39:20):
You you get jewelry, you'll go to like things remembered
and they will write your name with like a soldering
iron on stuff or cut it into the metal. What
is it called when you do?

Speaker 5 (39:32):
Hey?

Speaker 7 (39:32):
Will you take this to the story and get.

Speaker 5 (39:35):
An engraving?

Speaker 7 (39:36):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (39:37):
All right?

Speaker 7 (39:37):
Hey, Hey, you're having a good time? Are you having blank?

Speaker 5 (39:42):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (39:43):
You know?

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (39:45):
You low this in your front yard yard.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Grass for the wind?

Speaker 3 (39:50):
You did it?

Speaker 1 (39:55):
More shot going on the rains. You're just meaning?

Speaker 5 (39:57):
I think.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
I think I want Tater next time I call God
any grave. I gave you thirty seconds to get the grave. Hey,
taking that?

Speaker 7 (40:08):
I think you need Owen, Wookie because that was all him?

Speaker 1 (40:10):
No, fine, well I appreciate it, Hi boy, I appreciate it.

Speaker 5 (40:17):
Wived I could I get shout out.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Before I get down? Yeah, you go ahead.

Speaker 5 (40:21):
I want to give a shout out to my oldest
son that graduated Monday, give a shout out to my wife,
and then I want to give a shout out to
my cousin on bank.

Speaker 12 (40:27):
Boys, fishing group.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Well all right, cool deal man, appreciate you and you
was down mobile. Listen to the Big Show Wookie and
Owen and Evansville. You got it, buddy, the gold prize
by congratulations work. Yeah, good morning, Big shows on the radio.
All right, so this is all over now talking to show. Now,

(40:51):
I don't know, might have to question the judge on
this one. See, the word was warrant and he said
warren t. And you said, if it contains that word,
it should work. But those are two different words.

Speaker 7 (41:05):
Yeah, but they share the same root even though they
have a different meaning. We are not asking for him
to give definitions we were asking for yet.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
No I forgot comes to check on your car warranty.
It's not likely you're going to jail. So the warrant
was part of a warranty.

Speaker 5 (41:22):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
Question if we've ever had the word pair p A
I R, but it's spelled p E A R.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
We take it.

Speaker 7 (41:31):
Yeah, because you'll say two of these you've.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Done that, done that, But that's the same words I
was saying about two pairs because I never just ate onee.
We have done that.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
So yeah, I'm trying to save my tale.

Speaker 8 (41:54):
I'm like how am I gonna get out of that?

Speaker 2 (42:01):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Yeah, let's get that. Requesting bits this morning, I'm letting
it go. Bobby Falmer, Raleigh, North Carolina, where Barney goes
to party. Bobby says, requesting something from married man. Good George,
Bobby got it coming up next? Good morning bike shows

(42:41):
on the radio. Requested bend in the morning back this
time under till Friday. Hit us helping a John wore
Millan Facebook page Bobbie Falmer out of Raleigh in North Carolina.

Speaker 13 (42:52):
He and some married man, married man, married man drives
around in a minivan god a wife and some kids.

Speaker 9 (43:08):
His whole life's on the skids. Hey, there there goes
a married man.

Speaker 4 (43:15):
How's he feel?

Speaker 9 (43:16):
Listen, dude, this poor guy's.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Really screwed hanging on. Buy a bread cord of milk,
loaf of bread.

Speaker 9 (43:24):
Hey, there there goes a married man, got a big
gas grill, buys his clothes at the gap, and he's
just about hanging on for this grid married man, married man,
friendly neighborhood, married man life for him, has no single

(43:45):
wife or let him do what they She says, it's
about timing groove up Wherever there's a screw up, you'll
find the.

Speaker 8 (43:54):
Married man, last time married Man, College Buddy, Drinking Buddy,
and Indigo Girls stopped in to get some real superpowers
from the new Powers and Things store at Brushywood Mall.
But after hom of the salesman strapped our heroes into
the cyclotron. Mayhem in turn off my cellphone. Hello, Hi, honey, bunny,

(44:18):
there's something up for dinner on the way home.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
Married man, you better turn that off home. Were just
through the switch.

Speaker 8 (44:25):
Listen, honey, I really have to run.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
I'll call you after your gift.

Speaker 11 (44:28):
Now and now Homa has finally shut down the malfunctioning
machine and opens the door to check on our heroes.

Speaker 8 (44:49):
He didn't you old super neighbors? Everybody okay? In here?

Speaker 1 (44:54):
I feel really weird.

Speaker 8 (44:56):
I feel a bit strange myself.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Is it hot in here?

Speaker 9 (44:59):
For the just me?

Speaker 5 (45:01):
You?

Speaker 14 (45:01):
You look hot to me too, Big girl, drinking Buddy,
Please not now?

Speaker 8 (45:06):
Wow, you guys don't look nearly as crispy as I
thought you'd be home? Are you idiot?

Speaker 2 (45:11):
You could have killed.

Speaker 8 (45:12):
Us, easy, chum, it was my cell phone that caused
the cyclotron to malfunction. Oh yeah, married man, you idiot,
You could have killed us, So, Homer, what happened? Well,
when the tyclotron zapped your telephone, it caused a giant
overload and the power supply. Apparently the computer that controls
everything automatically rebooted itself while the ion gun was zapping you.

(45:35):
Well that sounds rather dangerous. Nah, those walls are a
foot and a half stick and lined with lead. I
was never in any danger at all. I meant dangerous
for us.

Speaker 14 (45:44):
Hey, does this mean we didn't get our superpowers?

Speaker 3 (45:47):
Big guest?

Speaker 8 (45:47):
Oh yo, you've got powers, they just might not be
the exact ones you signed up for. Let me just
lock up and put the back in five minutes. Sign
in the window and we'll get you guys checked out.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Married man, I'm feel kind of funny.

Speaker 8 (46:01):
Yeah, me too.

Speaker 14 (46:02):
Me three regu. My head's hurting, I'm dizzy, my stomach
kind of sand.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
You always feel that way?

Speaker 8 (46:09):
Call right, everybody called down. We're all alive and we've
all got some kind of superpower. Let's not fly off
the handle here.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
So Homer, how can we tell which power we ended
up with?

Speaker 8 (46:20):
Well, normally, all you have to do is take a
deep breath and kind of relax, like the guy in
Caddyshack said be the ball who wants to go Perry.
I'll give it a shot. Okay, now, just relax. Try
to let your mind go completely blank.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Hey, drinking buddy, that part should be easy for you.

Speaker 8 (46:37):
You hurt me, big guys. I try to focus on
anything new or unusual you might be feeling. Okay, now,
count backwards from five to zero. Okay, five four three two?

Speaker 1 (46:53):
Married man, I thought the cyclotron fried your phone.

Speaker 8 (46:57):
It did. The ringing is coming from my right hand.
H Hello, this is amazing. I can hear her voice
inside my head. Wow, the machine transferred to functions of
his telephone directly into his body. No, honey, we've had

(47:20):
a bit of a snag here. It might be a
while yet. Yes, I'll touch base with you in just
a few minutes.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
Okay, great cock a human cell phone. Wow. That ought
to strike fear in the hearts of evildoers everywhere.

Speaker 8 (47:35):
All right, old chum, let's see what you ended up with.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Okay, now what do I do again?

Speaker 8 (47:40):
Count backwards from five five four three two Sudden Lake
College Buddy's eyes and met a stream of greasy hot
dog shape. I'm gentle, great.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Scott Dang son of what happened? Where do all those
hot dogs come from?

Speaker 8 (48:00):
Actually? I believe they're broad words, Mighty Homer, What exactly
would you call that? It would appear to be the
power to shoot projectiles of ground animal protein from one's
eye sockets at will, ground animal protein. In other words,
he's got meat vision.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Meat vision. Oh man, this is the dumbest power ever.

Speaker 14 (48:23):
Hey, look at it this way, by guy, you'll never
be more than a good heart squint away from a
good hot breakfast.

Speaker 8 (48:30):
Pullie didn't get that money for us? Could these be
the least useful superpowers in crime fighting history? Killed it again?
Next time when we'll hear Homer say a meat vision. Guy,
I'm kind of hungry. Drinking buddy say.

Speaker 14 (48:44):
Yeah, how about blinking us out a plate of them
little cocktail.

Speaker 8 (48:47):
Winging and college buddy say, don't gown it? Hop best
on next tightening adventure, Same married time, same married chanels,
you'll find the married mine.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio, all right. Featured
track for you, Tom o'milly says that's his favorite show clip.
Long Tom show clips as well, of course in the
bit box keywords for this, if we were it would
go Spiggy, go ahead, go ahead.

Speaker 15 (49:52):
We're sitting in the Yellow Rows one afternoon and somebody
came up with the idea, Well, if you had to
be gay and you could only date someone of the
same section as you were, who would you pick?

Speaker 2 (50:04):
Spanca Sy The name of your place already sounds like
a gay.

Speaker 15 (50:07):
Bar, and so far you've been the only gay.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
Yeah, really, what about your son?

Speaker 1 (50:23):
My wife Betty.

Speaker 15 (50:24):
Picks Michelle Fifer and I thought that's real nice, a
good visual.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Off the wall.

Speaker 15 (50:30):
Johnny comes with Rayleo, and I've seen rayle and the show.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
I've watched the three.

Speaker 8 (50:43):
Come with a bad business.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
That's Undy, Dan.

Speaker 8 (50:48):
I've learned something today I did not know.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Take it.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
Don't play long, okay, Randy, who would you pick?

Speaker 5 (50:55):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (50:56):
No, See that's something if another man asked you, you
think about it for a long time.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
You don't. I'm not out with.

Speaker 5 (51:03):
You.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
Don't make it look like you've already put some fund into.

Speaker 5 (51:07):
That.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
That's the thing that goes in right now, right now?

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Name somebody?

Speaker 1 (51:10):
No, come on now, is he names somebody?

Speaker 16 (51:13):
Bradshaw ba No, not Bradshaw, Harrison for for Brandy and
Harrison Ford all right, Billy, sure, Harrison Ford. Yeah, tell
them what about you.

Speaker 10 (51:32):
Well, for the sake of humor after this morning, everybody's
will think I'm gonna say like Jackie Chan, but that
wouldn't be my first pie. We we have to be gay,
and we got to spend like forever in a prison.

Speaker 8 (51:49):
Sound no, no, I mean, just don't don't make it
any scarier than it already is.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
Just don't think about it.

Speaker 10 (51:55):
Just I have to hang out with somebody who I
think is extremely cool. Uh, you know, if you're you're
going to turn gay, you know, me with somebody cool
and don't go.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
With link from the Mott Spy. Now, if I had
to do it, I'd say Sam Elliott.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
Oh, Sam Elliott, we gotta have.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
Some some dialogue.

Speaker 10 (52:19):
Well, you know, if I'm in a present sell for
life with.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
A guy he's checking you out there. I want to
call me amigo. There may go.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
For Sam Elliott.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
All right, Danny on the coast of somewhere I'm taking
I'm going with Gilligan. Big boxes.

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