February 20, 2025 • 39 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, Thursday morning and it's a big show on the
radio feature track when the make Show Big Box, mister
Haini's Halipinos School Church for.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
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Speaker 2 (00:44):
Now let's play beat the Blonde.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
We got our contestant hailing from Toronto, Ohio.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
It's bread. What's a bread?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
How you going?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
He man solo in here recking for bread? Go buddy?
All right, Brad, No, we're gonna do.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Ask her some questions. You agree or disagree whether you
think she's right or wrong? At two bells before to
buzzers and you win.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Then, medical studies have proven the older you get, the
less of something you will need.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
What is it? Crap from other people.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Just gets shorter and.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Shorter, something less of something you will need. You don't
need as much food. You don't need as much food. Brad,
I disagree? You disagree with that? Well? That was well
to sleep sleep It says you need less less. You
(01:55):
go over to the old folks home there all should
I guess? Uplate it?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
There?
Speaker 5 (02:01):
You go?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
So there is a bell for Brad.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
There you go, Brad.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Okay, so Tady, let's go back to eighteen eighty six.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Grover Cleveland became the oldest of our presidents to get
what lucky, oh.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
President, they had lucky all the times. Grover was the
oldest to get married.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Oh, Grover was the oldest to get married. Brad, agree
or disagree?
Speaker 7 (02:36):
I think I'm going to agree with her.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Oh you are. And Grover cleveland marriage was kind of creepy.
Speaker 8 (02:49):
I mean, he had a partner in law that got
killed in an accident and he became like the father
figure and caretaker for the other.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
The partner's goal her. That's who he married is Woody
Allen Cool. She was like twenty two when he was
like fifty out of him. That's pretty creepy.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
And that's how he became the oldest of our presidents.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
But today it's totally acceptable.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yeah, it seems like it.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Brad could work on you and Buddy, big old shout out, Yes, sir,
go ahead. Give a shot out to my daughter best
when he went in Eric Priest boat in Toronto, just
being an awesome parents doing amazing.
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K awesomebody.
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Speaker 9 (06:07):
Now I ain't been myself.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Reminds of this sense.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
So where's my head.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Been called up?
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Ben?
Speaker 6 (06:20):
All the gid.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Fellow, my man, get out of my.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Just can't seem to get together.
Speaker 9 (06:36):
Black cloud above my head that's always there, does ain't
forever us since I've been above the weather.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Honey, ain't nose going the well.
Speaker 9 (06:54):
I ain't gonna change unless you wanted to.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Yesterday it struggle to.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Survive, all just trying to live.
Speaker 7 (07:09):
Don't get a book. You ain't no one gonna make
it out.
Speaker 9 (07:15):
Wanna lie?
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Don't you re me.
Speaker 9 (07:27):
This ball than me I can see.
Speaker 7 (07:33):
Yeah, No, that's cri shame got you ain't got no
else to blame. Put the blame on me.
Speaker 9 (07:52):
Whatever helps you to fry. You just remember me by
noe y't gonna make it out. My ma ain't gonna
(08:32):
change and let you want it. It's the day struggles
who survived.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
All the struggle live.
Speaker 9 (08:45):
I'll get it for you, mab nom, don'tna make it up.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
The last time?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Who's on the
desk over Red Hot.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
Hello, Red Hot Donard Incorporated?
Speaker 7 (09:50):
Yeah, this mster passed out.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
No, this is what shaking, sweetie.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
What nothing? Why would anything be shaken?
Speaker 7 (09:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
No, no, no, no.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
Why would you ask if anything is shaky?
Speaker 7 (10:02):
No reason. I just thought I asked about how you
love life's going?
Speaker 5 (10:05):
Ah, he told you, didn't he?
Speaker 7 (10:06):
Who? Murray told us?
Speaker 5 (10:08):
What about Valentine's Day?
Speaker 7 (10:10):
What happened on Valentine's Day?
Speaker 6 (10:11):
I let you don't know.
Speaker 7 (10:12):
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Yeah, that sounds just like something he'd tell you to say.
I knew he couldn't keep his big mouth shut. That's
a man for you.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Sale.
Speaker 7 (10:22):
Why in the world would Murray tell us about your
Valentine's Day? I mean, he's not like he was there
or anything.
Speaker 6 (10:28):
Uh. Oh, I knew it. I knew you and Murray
h yeah, yeah, we made out.
Speaker 7 (10:36):
Who are you franking in on that?
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Look? Look just one of those things.
Speaker 7 (10:40):
Well, how in the world did this happen?
Speaker 5 (10:42):
Well? On Valentine's afternoon, Murray went out to lunch with
some client. Currently they knocked back a bunch of martinis.
Next thing you know, who shows up back Hitt the office,
all weepy and hammered, starts unloading on me about how
he didn't have a girlfriend on Valentine's Day. You know
how I don't I have a boyfriend, and well, you
know what a fragile emotional state I'm in since since,
(11:05):
well forever.
Speaker 7 (11:07):
So you just kind of got lost in the moment.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
You know.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Actually I think he put a little bit of prior
thought into it. He came back in here from lunch
with a heart shaped cake to the I Love you
Sherry on the top.
Speaker 7 (11:18):
Sherry, I thought your name was Lucille.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
It is apparently some guy at the food Genie Bakery.
You can pick up his order. I got it for
next to me.
Speaker 7 (11:26):
So he puts some thought into it, but not a
lot of money.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
Hey, he's still married.
Speaker 7 (11:31):
I think I'm getting the pigture here. He started a
sweet dog. You were putty in his hands.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
Well, bottle of peppermint snaps he had when him didn't
hurt either. But you know, I did get to see
a side of him I've never seen before. He did
something very special for me.
Speaker 7 (11:46):
Let me guess, held your hand, gazed lovingly into your eyes.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
No, he held my hair while I threw that.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Take a lot of myself.
Speaker 7 (11:54):
Did you feel weird the next day?
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Actually, the magic of the moment we shared is a
golden It was worth any awkwardness we felt afterwards. Really, no,
not really, I'm I walked to the office next day.
Speaker 6 (12:07):
I felt like I was gonna throw out.
Speaker 7 (12:08):
So what happened?
Speaker 6 (12:09):
Well?
Speaker 5 (12:10):
I walked in the office and threw up?
Speaker 7 (12:13):
Did he hold your hair?
Speaker 5 (12:14):
Nobody? Did hold the trash?
Speaker 6 (12:15):
Hair?
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Up? On it?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Say?
Speaker 7 (12:16):
He's always thinking of you?
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Yeah? Me and the car.
Speaker 7 (12:20):
Is there a thing happening here?
Speaker 6 (12:23):
No?
Speaker 5 (12:23):
No, no, no no. It was a one time thing.
We talked about it. We decided it was a big mistake.
We even agreed never to speak of it ever again.
It's hard behind us.
Speaker 7 (12:32):
Probably a good move.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
You know. It was really the only way to handle it.
Speaker 7 (12:35):
Sounds good to me. So is Murray in hold on?
Speaker 5 (12:38):
I'll ask he heard Riker.
Speaker 7 (12:43):
Glad to say they put it behind it?
Speaker 6 (12:45):
Okay, Hello, Jembo Murray love you mean it?
Speaker 4 (12:49):
So?
Speaker 7 (12:50):
What's up?
Speaker 6 (12:51):
Nothing? Why would anything be up?
Speaker 7 (12:53):
No reason?
Speaker 6 (12:54):
I was no, no, no, Why would you ask for anything?
Was up?
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Well?
Speaker 5 (12:56):
You hurt?
Speaker 7 (12:58):
Nothing?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Man?
Speaker 6 (12:59):
I told you? Didn't she what I know? She couldn't
keep her big mouth shut. That's a woman for you.
Speaker 7 (13:04):
She didn't tell us. Wait, now, the think of it
she did.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Look.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
Look, look, it was just one of those things.
Speaker 7 (13:09):
It was all a big mistake, you think, h jee
Murray a boss and a subordinate that could get kind
of steady.
Speaker 6 (13:15):
Oh so she told you about the peppermint schnapps when
I was a steaky I'm at the whole boss employee thing.
Oh that was never a problem. I'm not stupid. I
fired her before we started making out. Relaxed, babe. I
hired her back the next morning.
Speaker 7 (13:30):
Wow, they said, you don't have a softer side.
Speaker 6 (13:32):
Yeah, there's lots of things about me.
Speaker 7 (13:33):
You don't know what Zille says. You guys talked it
out and decided just to pretend it never happened.
Speaker 6 (13:39):
Yeah, that's right. It's all behind us. It'll never be
brought up again. It's like it was all some kind
of a bad dream, you know, like that thing on
Dallas with Bobby. You're moving on because otherwise, hold on,
baby big the name of the other line, Hey MORGANA
who is Yeah, they're moving on? Hello, Jembo, I really
need to take this one. It's carrot top.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
WHOA.
Speaker 7 (14:00):
You wouldn't want to miss out on that.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
See, I knew you'd understand. Hey, baby, let's server a
lunch thing later. Have your machine called my machine. Oh
and remember you're still the one who could scratch my itch.
You're stellver run and I with the switch. We're still
having fun and you are still go on. Oh and
give some of that to Bobby.
Speaker 7 (14:17):
That's Billy and Jimbo.
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Right now, it's time for tat Taman News.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
And here's that girl, Marcy Tater Moran.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
What were you doing this weekend? Were you one of
the five million watching the SNL fifty program on Sunday?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
You know, I turned it on when it started out
and I saw him doing new skits and.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
I said, lost me, already lost you?
Speaker 6 (17:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Yeah, right, at first I was hoping to see you know,
the all time grays of blues. Yeah, you already changing ACHROI.
But yeah, they started off with the unfunny ones.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Well I'll go ahead and delete that. I haven't watched it,
so it was a deal on it.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
Well I misspoke. It was fifteen million viewers who tuned
in for it. Well, Mill Marie was there. He appeared
on the weekend Updates desk and he talked about passed
up people like Dennis Miller and stuff. Dennis wasn't there.
Eddie Murphy showed up and he portrayed Tracy Morgan on
a sketch of Black Jeopardy. Let's see. Steve Martin opened
(18:13):
the show. Tom Hanks was there. Jack Nicholson was in
the audience, and then he introduced Adam Sandler, who sang
a kind of a montage of the fifty shows. So
I tuned in also just a little bit. But the
social media has not really it's split down the middle.
(18:34):
I think with social media, half people really loved it
and others missed. They think they missed the mark. As
far as hitting a lot of the super sketches from
the seventies sketches, Ye, people were looking for Dana Carvey,
they were looking for you know, Joe Peshy pumped you up.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
They were looking for old you know, old bits.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
It was just I mean a they said there was
a lash of the Blues Brothers. It didn't spend a
lot of time on it was just kind of like
in the in the archive kind of flash thing. Yeah,
so you can catch it. I'm sure it's on peacock.
And of course social media has a bunch of reels
or if you.
Speaker 8 (19:13):
Want to relive some of those old skits. I mean
they're on YouTube. Just Good Saturday Night Live has a
channel on YouTube with all of that stuff up.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
But I see what I see what the social media
folks are saying. I mean, you missed an opportunity. It
was three hours long. Yeah, but you know, I think
they also had to deal with who wanted to come back,
and who wanted to participate and who who. You know,
because Chevy Chase was there, he didn't participate in a
skit or anything, so.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Well, they probably didn't tell him where he was.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
I mean, dan Ackroyd wasn't there. You know, the schedules
didn't jive, so I don't know, but it, Yeah, it
maybe a lot.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Of people knew that it wasn't going to be that good.
Speaker 7 (19:50):
Maybe they were.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Yeah, I mean the writers are still the writers that
are there right now, so it wasn't like there's writers.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
From day past.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
I'm not saying that. Taylor Swift did try to get
Lord Michaels to stop the spoof that they did on
her Bad Blood music video from re airing, and he
said he doesn't negotiate with terrorists, so that happened. So
(20:19):
Tom Cruise has a Valentine. You were just speaking about
Tom Cruise. I know you would recognize her on a
day Armas if I could pronounce her name on a
day Armis. She's a looker, and she's she's a looker.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Looker, look look look.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
He she's twenty six years younger than Tom. He's sixty two,
she's thirty six. I think the kids can make it work.
People's reporting that the actors are just friends, because that's
what the sources are saying. But the gawkers. Gawkers have
said that they had a dinner out on Valentine's Day,
and who does that with their friend Tom Cruise. And last,
(20:58):
but at least, talk is back in business, y'all. Attorney
General Pam Bondi gave Apple and Google to approval to
restore TikTok to Google Play an Apple app store. So
a lot of folks who thought that their income was going.
Speaker 8 (21:13):
To be oh and there were there were people who
right after they got banned, right before they put them
back on the next day, you know, they were listing
iPhones for sale on the eBay for like ten thousand
dollars because it still had the app on.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
So does mine?
Speaker 4 (21:31):
If the app doesn't work, they have doesn't work.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
So yeah, all right, well let me look at Tom Cruise's.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
I do I do I do have? I know you
always get here.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
She's she's a human.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Wow, she's not ugly. Well, she's a.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
Cuban and Spain heritage.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
There you go where she keep finding pretty girls shorter
than him?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
About it when you come in, when the gold kidd
when there sandwich construction coming about the shoulders and the hair.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
She's tall, but she's worth the climb.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Oh, he's gotta find a woman who's okay with wearing flats.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Oh, we gotta know that very much. Well, let's get
us a winner. Let's play wordy word. Here we go
one night hundred Big show. You told free line across America.
We'll get a couple of contestants and plain next m
(22:50):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio. We're
running to your Thursday, February twenty feature track from.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
The Big Show bit Box. Mister Hayne, he's jalapeno school.
I don't want me wanting to get by that say
that for you?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Here they got on their contest, but you can't get
to We'll call you.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Won't play wordy word? May that happened to?
Speaker 10 (23:12):
I had everybody's head about the bad world.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Where let's meet our contestants.
Speaker 6 (23:19):
We got John.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
From Darlington, South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Good morning, John, Oh what's.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Happening now with you? John? You on a speakerphone is.
Speaker 6 (23:33):
Gonna turning out the public broadcasting person.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
What I wanted everybody to hear.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Yeah, sure is buddy good good.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
That gave me time to look when Darlington April the
six rasing Darlington down there.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Okay, listen, christ come on down.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
See who you playing in our balcony box on the racetrack.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
You got a balcony box, I hear?
Speaker 6 (23:57):
Man?
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Yeah, where we'll give it to you for the rate?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
How about that?
Speaker 6 (24:02):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
All right, me and John on this thing.
Speaker 11 (24:05):
I'm gonna be.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Let's meet Tator's contestant.
Speaker 6 (24:11):
There.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
We'll go to your teammate. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
It's Langstone from a rab Alabama. Good morning Langston.
Speaker 6 (24:20):
Wow wow.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Yeah guys boys.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
All right, well, let's do two rounds thirty seconds each.
Say who can win in South Carolina versus Langston. I'm
gonna turn him down. Let him do his thing while
me and John go for the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
All right, John, you ready, I'm ready. We can do this.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Okay, Well, let's do it. Then start to clock. Now
you keep a lion in one of these so he
can't kill you. Yeah, rhymes with it. How old are you?
Speaker 2 (24:54):
It is? Your age?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Yeah, rhymes with it, actors do a play on rhymes
with it, Bob Singer song turned the rhymes with it
a minimum blank that you earn the minimum? Yes, rhymes
with it. Don't have road raid, Yes, and we're not rhyming.
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Blank that away, go that way, leave it right there
to think, would have enough time of good work, John,
six on the board right there, and now tatl and
Langston before you were first thirty Ready.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Langston, I don't know how I'm long. Pay yug and
do it dart the clock.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
Now you might use an emory board and it's a
nail blank to blank your nails. Yep, this is the
the og is what they call it. It's you were
the first one.
Speaker 7 (25:53):
Yes, you might.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
You need to plant pumpkin blanks to grow more pumpkins.
You do this crocheting, or you have two needles and
you do what. Yeah, a fireman will climb up this
to get to you.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
You you have your sink will be clogged.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
It won't go down the well. And look at what
you did. A six on the board. Just what said?
So it is six to six after round one got
us a game?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Boys, All right, John, let's see what we can do
for round two? All right, okay, starting to clock now, guys,
keep your wallet in your back.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Yeah, okay, this will go dead.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
And your car won't start. Yeah, all right, trail blank
you eat it, it's called it.
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Tell a friend, Bullsey's back.
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Bullsey's back, Bussy's back.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Yes, comrades, it is I your favorite communist next to
Joe Biden or Kamala Harris or Nancy Pelosi. You get
the idea. The point is there's a bunch of us,
and I know what you're saying. But Uncle Paul's, where
have you been.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Well?
Speaker 3 (30:52):
I will be honest as all communists are. I took
some time off because once Joe Stalin, I mean Joe
Biden was fairly elected thanks to thirteen million extra votes,
no one can explain.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
I figured my job was done.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Communist tyranny was finally replacing Boushwa capitalism jumping Bolsheviks. It
was like the old days, grotesque inflation, wide open borders,
so any old vermin can scurry across, weaponize justice system
to persecute political opponents with bull tutski charges, gaslighting the
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gullible populace, with some Chinese rat virus suckers, a big
fat shadow government pulling the strings side.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
It was coming heaven.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
But as they say, popski happens, it turns out dear
Leader was deer in headlights, brain turning to borsch before
a very peepers.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Cameras couldn't hide the.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Baby sniffing, teen group being born, mumbling, blank starring, falling,
commander in the pens. It's all like every good communist
we had Plan B. Unfortunately Plan B was a giggling
dingleberry who made killery seem like miscongeliality. On top of that,
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she picks some spastic potato head that's running, mate.
Speaker 11 (32:26):
Why why we were so close, you Stoopski's You could
have gotten the president of the People's Republic of California,
the guy who combs his hair with four pounds of
chicken fat and smiles like he's trying to sell you
that used Hugo with spinner rims.
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We were so close.
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are a party with open exchange of ideas. You come
in with your ideas and we exchange them for ours.
Under communism, every man has what he needs. You go
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Speaker 7 (33:24):
Needs me today.
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Problem solved.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
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be boiled in oil, have your fingers cut off with knives,
and suffocated with pillows. And communist state, we don't have oil,
knives or pillows. And if that's not good enough for you,
and Them and Eve were communists, It's true. They had
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all controlling embrace.
Speaker 11 (34:04):
But yet.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
You just had to have cheap gas, affordable groceries, a
secure border, only one job to pay bills.
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You big baby.
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So in the next few years, when Orange Superman has
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crying to.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Me begging for the keys to come in heaven. I'll
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George Sorows scouting our next spokesperson. And no it won't
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Love child.
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It will be someone that dopes will fall for. I
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will win?
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Who? Murray told us?
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What happened on Valentine's Day?
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h yeah, yeah, we made out.
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Who are you franking in on that?
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Look? Look just one of those things.
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Well, how in the world did this happen?
Speaker 5 (10:42):
Well? On Valentine's afternoon, Murray went out to lunch with
some client. Currently they knocked back a bunch of martinis.
Next thing you know, who shows up back Hitt the office,
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how I don't I have a boyfriend, and well, you
know what a fragile emotional state I'm in since since,
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well forever.
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So you just kind of got lost in the moment.
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You know.
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with a heart shaped cake to the I Love you
Sherry on the top.
Speaker 7 (11:18):
Sherry, I thought your name was Lucille.
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It is apparently some guy at the food Genie Bakery.
You can pick up his order. I got it for
next to me.
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So he puts some thought into it, but not a
lot of money.
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Hey, he's still married.
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I think I'm getting the pigture here. He started a
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Well, bottle of peppermint snaps he had when him didn't
hurt either. But you know, I did get to see
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something very special for me.
Speaker 7 (11:46):
Let me guess, held your hand, gazed lovingly into your eyes.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
No, he held my hair while I threw that.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Take a lot of myself.
Speaker 7 (11:54):
Did you feel weird the next day?
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Actually, the magic of the moment we shared is a
golden It was worth any awkwardness we felt afterwards. Really, no,
not really, I'm I walked to the office next day.
Speaker 6 (12:07):
I felt like I was gonna throw out.
Speaker 7 (12:08):
So what happened?
Speaker 6 (12:09):
Well?
Speaker 5 (12:10):
I walked in the office and threw up?
Speaker 7 (12:13):
Did he hold your hair?
Speaker 5 (12:14):
Nobody? Did hold the trash?
Speaker 6 (12:15):
Hair?
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Up? On it?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Say?
Speaker 7 (12:16):
He's always thinking of you?
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Yeah? Me and the car.
Speaker 7 (12:20):
Is there a thing happening here?
Speaker 6 (12:23):
No?
Speaker 5 (12:23):
No, no, no no. It was a one time thing.
We talked about it. We decided it was a big mistake.
We even agreed never to speak of it ever again.
It's hard behind us.
Speaker 7 (12:32):
Probably a good move.
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You know. It was really the only way to handle it.
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Sounds good to me. So is Murray in hold on?
Speaker 5 (12:38):
I'll ask he heard Riker.
Speaker 7 (12:43):
Glad to say they put it behind it?
Speaker 6 (12:45):
Okay, Hello, Jembo Murray love you mean it?
Speaker 4 (12:49):
So?
Speaker 7 (12:50):
What's up?
Speaker 6 (12:51):
Nothing? Why would anything be up?
Speaker 7 (12:53):
No reason?
Speaker 6 (12:54):
I was no, no, no, Why would you ask for anything?
Was up?
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Well?
Speaker 5 (12:56):
You hurt?
Speaker 7 (12:58):
Nothing?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Man?
Speaker 6 (12:59):
I told you? Didn't she what I know? She couldn't
keep her big mouth shut. That's a woman for you.
Speaker 7 (13:04):
She didn't tell us. Wait, now, the think of it
she did.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Look.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
Look, look, it was just one of those things.
Speaker 7 (13:09):
It was all a big mistake, you think, h jee
Murray a boss and a subordinate that could get kind
of steady.
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Oh so she told you about the peppermint schnapps when
I was a steaky I'm at the whole boss employee thing.
Oh that was never a problem. I'm not stupid. I
fired her before we started making out. Relaxed, babe. I
hired her back the next morning.
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Wow, they said, you don't have a softer side.
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Yeah, there's lots of things about me.
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You don't know what Zille says. You guys talked it
out and decided just to pretend it never happened.
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Yeah, that's right. It's all behind us. It'll never be
brought up again. It's like it was all some kind
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baby big the name of the other line, Hey MORGANA
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What were you doing this weekend? Were you one of
the five million watching the SNL fifty program on Sunday?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
You know, I turned it on when it started out
and I saw him doing new skits and.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
I said, lost me, already lost you?
Speaker 6 (17:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Yeah, right, at first I was hoping to see you know,
the all time grays of blues. Yeah, you already changing ACHROI.
But yeah, they started off with the unfunny ones.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Well I'll go ahead and delete that. I haven't watched it,
so it was a deal on it.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
Well I misspoke. It was fifteen million viewers who tuned
in for it. Well, Mill Marie was there. He appeared
on the weekend Updates desk and he talked about passed
up people like Dennis Miller and stuff. Dennis wasn't there.
Eddie Murphy showed up and he portrayed Tracy Morgan on
a sketch of Black Jeopardy. Let's see. Steve Martin opened
(18:13):
the show. Tom Hanks was there. Jack Nicholson was in
the audience, and then he introduced Adam Sandler, who sang
a kind of a montage of the fifty shows. So
I tuned in also just a little bit. But the
social media has not really it's split down the middle.
(18:34):
I think with social media, half people really loved it
and others missed. They think they missed the mark. As
far as hitting a lot of the super sketches from
the seventies sketches, Ye, people were looking for Dana Carvey,
they were looking for you know, Joe Peshy pumped you up.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
They were looking for old you know, old bits.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
It was just I mean a they said there was
a lash of the Blues Brothers. It didn't spend a
lot of time on it was just kind of like
in the in the archive kind of flash thing. Yeah,
so you can catch it. I'm sure it's on peacock.
And of course social media has a bunch of reels
or if you.
Speaker 8 (19:13):
Want to relive some of those old skits. I mean
they're on YouTube. Just Good Saturday Night Live has a
channel on YouTube with all of that stuff up.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
But I see what I see what the social media
folks are saying. I mean, you missed an opportunity. It
was three hours long. Yeah, but you know, I think
they also had to deal with who wanted to come back,
and who wanted to participate and who who. You know,
because Chevy Chase was there, he didn't participate in a
skit or anything, so.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Well, they probably didn't tell him where he was.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
I mean, dan Ackroyd wasn't there. You know, the schedules
didn't jive, so I don't know, but it, Yeah, it
maybe a lot.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Of people knew that it wasn't going to be that good.
Speaker 7 (19:50):
Maybe they were.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Yeah, I mean the writers are still the writers that
are there right now, so it wasn't like there's writers.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
From day past.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
I'm not saying that. Taylor Swift did try to get
Lord Michaels to stop the spoof that they did on
her Bad Blood music video from re airing, and he
said he doesn't negotiate with terrorists, so that happened. So
(20:19):
Tom Cruise has a Valentine. You were just speaking about
Tom Cruise. I know you would recognize her on a
day Armas if I could pronounce her name on a
day Armis. She's a looker, and she's she's a looker.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Looker, look look look.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
He she's twenty six years younger than Tom. He's sixty two,
she's thirty six. I think the kids can make it work.
People's reporting that the actors are just friends, because that's
what the sources are saying. But the gawkers. Gawkers have
said that they had a dinner out on Valentine's Day,
and who does that with their friend Tom Cruise. And last,
(20:58):
but at least, talk is back in business, y'all. Attorney
General Pam Bondi gave Apple and Google to approval to
restore TikTok to Google Play an Apple app store. So
a lot of folks who thought that their income was going.
Speaker 8 (21:13):
To be oh and there were there were people who
right after they got banned, right before they put them
back on the next day, you know, they were listing
iPhones for sale on the eBay for like ten thousand
dollars because it still had the app on.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
So does mine?
Speaker 4 (21:31):
If the app doesn't work, they have doesn't work.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
So yeah, all right, well let me look at Tom Cruise's.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
I do I do I do have? I know you
always get here.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
She's she's a human.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Wow, she's not ugly. Well, she's a.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
Cuban and Spain heritage.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
There you go where she keep finding pretty girls shorter
than him?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
About it when you come in, when the gold kidd
when there sandwich construction coming about the shoulders and the hair.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
She's tall, but she's worth the climb.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Oh, he's gotta find a woman who's okay with wearing flats.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Oh, we gotta know that very much. Well, let's get
us a winner. Let's play wordy word. Here we go
one night hundred Big show. You told free line across America.
We'll get a couple of contestants and plain next m
(22:50):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio. We're
running to your Thursday, February twenty feature track from.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
The Big Show bit Box. Mister Hayne, he's jalapeno school.
I don't want me wanting to get by that say
that for you?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Here they got on their contest, but you can't get
to We'll call you.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Won't play wordy word? May that happened to?
Speaker 10 (23:12):
I had everybody's head about the bad world.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Where let's meet our contestants.
Speaker 6 (23:19):
We got John.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
From Darlington, South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Good morning, John, Oh what's.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Happening now with you? John? You on a speakerphone is.
Speaker 6 (23:33):
Gonna turning out the public broadcasting person.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
What I wanted everybody to hear.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Yeah, sure is buddy good good.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
That gave me time to look when Darlington April the
six rasing Darlington down there.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Okay, listen, christ come on down.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
See who you playing in our balcony box on the racetrack.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
You got a balcony box, I hear?
Speaker 6 (23:57):
Man?
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Yeah, where we'll give it to you for the rate?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
How about that?
Speaker 6 (24:02):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
All right, me and John on this thing.
Speaker 11 (24:05):
I'm gonna be.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Let's meet Tator's contestant.
Speaker 6 (24:11):
There.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
We'll go to your teammate. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
It's Langstone from a rab Alabama. Good morning Langston.
Speaker 6 (24:20):
Wow wow.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Yeah guys boys.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
All right, well, let's do two rounds thirty seconds each.
Say who can win in South Carolina versus Langston. I'm
gonna turn him down. Let him do his thing while
me and John go for the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
All right, John, you ready, I'm ready. We can do this.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Okay, Well, let's do it. Then start to clock. Now
you keep a lion in one of these so he
can't kill you. Yeah, rhymes with it. How old are you?
Speaker 2 (24:54):
It is? Your age?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Yeah, rhymes with it, actors do a play on rhymes
with it, Bob Singer song turned the rhymes with it
a minimum blank that you earn the minimum? Yes, rhymes
with it. Don't have road raid, Yes, and we're not rhyming.
(25:17):
Blank that away, go that way, leave it right there
to think, would have enough time of good work, John,
six on the board right there, and now tatl and
Langston before you were first thirty Ready.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Langston, I don't know how I'm long. Pay yug and
do it dart the clock.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
Now you might use an emory board and it's a
nail blank to blank your nails. Yep, this is the
the og is what they call it. It's you were
the first one.
Speaker 7 (25:53):
Yes, you might.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
You need to plant pumpkin blanks to grow more pumpkins.
You do this crocheting, or you have two needles and
you do what. Yeah, a fireman will climb up this
to get to you.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
You you have your sink will be clogged.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
It won't go down the well. And look at what
you did. A six on the board. Just what said?
So it is six to six after round one got
us a game?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Boys, All right, John, let's see what we can do
for round two? All right, okay, starting to clock now, guys,
keep your wallet in your back.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Yeah, okay, this will go dead.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
And your car won't start. Yeah, all right, trail blank
you eat it, it's called it.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
The day after sat, I said, day stupid, all right, okay, the.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
The blank of her hair is red. Yes, I'm sick.
I have a blank nola. All right. So the day
was Sunday, So I.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Was so so I'm saying, sad, sad, idiot. Okay, what
do we do? Four on a six a ten ten?
So langs and and tainer three will tie, four will win?
I hope you get a tricky one.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Yeah, you loved us with one.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Okay, we'll go then.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
Uh you you taking an antibiotic to treat Anne blank?
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (27:47):
You you blank? The president? You you you did what?
Speaker 6 (27:53):
No?
Speaker 4 (27:53):
No, we went to the voting polls and we blanked
a president. Another word for you, Yes, thank you? Uh
only blanks rush in. It's a song, yes, rides with
it a swimming blank.
Speaker 6 (28:09):
Cool And there's no way.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
What you have to do.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
I thought was gonna mess us out.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
A dog on a johnt. I messed that deal up
for us.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
But it's okay, give another chance down the road. All right, buddy,
We appreciate you down darling. Can I still come to
your balcony? Absolutely, we're gonna dust off the skybots.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Sister, appreciate you. Man, show up.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Lax and you hang on your prize pack for your
victory is headed down to au Ram for you. Good morning,
I got a big show on the radio. Let's get
our requested bit for the morning.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Right here? Are you making this?
Speaker 4 (28:58):
No?
Speaker 1 (28:58):
I got to tell you's hand my hello hair right here?
Thank you you touch me. Gary Parker out of Wheeling,
West Virginia says, please let me hear professor balls are
frozen off again? Or uh Gary, yeah kind of? When
did your appetite for our favorite comedy coming up next?
(29:43):
Good morning big jews on the radio. Get then the
short rose here with it was February twenty requested bit,
Gary Parker, Wheeling, West Virginia.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Get yours right.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Now, pretty it reads, this is doctor both are frozen
off from a professor of wealth Redistribution at Karl Mark's
Technical College in scratching at a crack, Russia. Back to
doing time in Carpool University. Today's lesson missed it by
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that much. Looku's back beck again, Busy's back.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Tell a friend, Bullsey's back.
Speaker 7 (30:29):
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Speaker 3 (30:31):
Yes, comrades, it is I your favorite communist next to
Joe Biden or Kamala Harris or Nancy Pelosi. You get
the idea. The point is there's a bunch of us,
and I know what you're saying. But Uncle Paul's, where
have you been.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Well?
Speaker 3 (30:52):
I will be honest as all communists are. I took
some time off because once Joe Stalin, I mean Joe
Biden was fairly elected thanks to thirteen million extra votes,
no one can explain.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
I figured my job was done.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Communist tyranny was finally replacing Boushwa capitalism jumping Bolsheviks. It
was like the old days, grotesque inflation, wide open borders,
so any old vermin can scurry across, weaponize justice system
to persecute political opponents with bull tutski charges, gaslighting the
(31:28):
gullible populace, with some Chinese rat virus suckers, a big
fat shadow government pulling the strings side.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
It was coming heaven.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
But as they say, popski happens, it turns out dear
Leader was deer in headlights, brain turning to borsch before
a very peepers.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Cameras couldn't hide the.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Baby sniffing, teen group being born, mumbling, blank starring, falling,
commander in the pens. It's all like every good communist
we had Plan B. Unfortunately Plan B was a giggling
dingleberry who made killery seem like miscongeliality. On top of that,
(32:21):
she picks some spastic potato head that's running, mate.
Speaker 11 (32:26):
Why why we were so close, you Stoopski's You could
have gotten the president of the People's Republic of California,
the guy who combs his hair with four pounds of
chicken fat and smiles like he's trying to sell you
that used Hugo with spinner rims.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
He could have sold the entire country and the joys
of communism.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
I mean, people in this state have already learned to
use candles instead of electricity.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
We were so close.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
As they say, don't blame the pitch, blame the salesman.
So here I am to tell you what you missed
out on. The Communist Party has something for everyone. We
are a party with open exchange of ideas. You come
in with your ideas and we exchange them for ours.
Under communism, every man has what he needs. You go
(33:23):
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Speaker 7 (33:24):
Needs me today.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Problem solved.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
You are not safe in a capitalist state. You can
be boiled in oil, have your fingers cut off with knives,
and suffocated with pillows. And communist state, we don't have oil,
knives or pillows. And if that's not good enough for you,
and Them and Eve were communists, It's true. They had
(33:50):
no clothes, no shelter, and only one apple to eat.
And that was just the tip of the hindenburg. The
loving arms of communism was about top you in it's
all controlling embrace.
Speaker 11 (34:04):
But yet.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
You just had to have cheap gas, affordable groceries, a
secure border, only one job to pay bills.
Speaker 10 (34:16):
You big baby.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
So in the next few years, when Orange Superman has
made all your silly capitalist dreams come true, don't come
crying to.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Me begging for the keys to come in heaven. I'll
be busy with.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
George Sorows scouting our next spokesperson. And no it won't
be some blousy, half drunk house trow or Richard Simmons
and John Goodman's Minnesota nice.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Love child.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
It will be someone that dopes will fall for. I
mean the people can relate to that. You will see
will win?
Speaker 2 (34:56):
What else? Until next time?
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