June 19, 2025 • 58 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, our crew is off for the Juneteenth Holiday - but have now fear, we’ve fired up the Podcast Time Machine for another trip back to our archives. - Today’s show originally aired on June 17, 2004…
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Good Morning, The Big Show is on your radio. A
few minutes. We're gonna meet all our guests here that
we got this morning as we coick all the Big
Show fan Zone, Thriller on the Griller at the beach,
and also gonna be appearing the Grill. Just tell you
he's not gonna be able to make it this morning
because he's bailing. Hey, Big Tom from previous CBS Survivor show,
(00:24):
Big Tom from Survivor's gonna be hanging out at several
food line locations.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
He's bailing Hay.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Thriller the Griller at that right top. I did, okay,
we're gonna do that. First, we got a playhouse. We
need to act out because we've got to not coming
up on Friday. We gotta we have to practice for
all right. They just playhouse played next Good Morning, the
(00:58):
Big Show on a radio because of the Thursday at
this time.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode on
American in Paris. As our story opens, an elderly American
tourist arrives at the immigration counter at Arley Airport in Paris, France.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I thought I had all our plane and never get here.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Good mounting monsieur mas, see your piastpot please?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Uh here you run out by me again.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I said, I see your past pot. You'll say my pastpot,
not your piss pot. Yeah, past pop.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Sorry, I real shure what you asked me for, buddy.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
It is a smile felda containing netorized documentation of your name, address,
and country of elegence along with the smile fetograph identification papacy.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
All right, I give Marcy a chance.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Oh my passport? Yeah, I gotta hear something. Worst game
and say what bought me? His fans? And you travel
organizer other day things? Yes, Dad burn mad pucks and
I ain't fun none in this whole trip.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Place sel, you're holding up the kid. I'm doing what
I say. You are holding up the kid?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Oh could you spell that for me?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Kie ye eh ye e que. In other words, there's
a large number of people waiting behind you.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
You mean I'm holding up the line.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yes, that is what I have been saying. Now, do
you have your pest pip? If not, I'll be fast
to have you detained.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
How's that again?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I say I'll be fast to have you detained detained,
not detained detained. In other words, I will have one
of these young dams escort you to a heilding area.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Ah, you mean you go have me arrested?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yes, now, please produce a proper pest pill so I
can purchase these and a pepper from the place.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
No, spy, is this passport thing really big deal? Cassi?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
It is not visit another count that a prep up
pass pill.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I sure didn't have to show nobody passport last time
I came to France. I know no, monsieur.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I'm afraid you I miss decon telling us a having
in France mess show at prep up pass pill?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Ahdell you no one else here last? In fact, I
didn't even have passport back here? Uh?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
And when was Ze.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Junior six, nineteen forty four, little thank old d Day?
And you know if I'd have had a passport show,
wasn't no frenchmen around to show it too.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Millie playhouse.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Man Jacques was looking for it. Ankle price g a
job off tuneing again.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Next time we'll hear at the fruity looking street musician
with the skinny little mustache.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Saying, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Marciow you an apologize good.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
One of the Big Show is on the radio, coming
up next to me. Some players in Thriller on the
griller too, with a Big Show. Fan sown, what's the
first griller? A full one? Just right quick? Next Tuesday?
Next Tuesday? All right, Tuesday kicks off. Me and Billy
be hitting Myrtle Beach. This weekend, we're gonna be at
the two thousand and four Grand Dunes Pro Celebrity Golf
(04:24):
Classic benefiting Make a Wish Foundation. Three day golf term
has already sold out. But Saturday, June nineteenth, and at
ten the Big Night when Wishes Come True with the
Myrtle Beach Maryout Resort, Grand Dues Myrtle Beach, and then
we're gonna hook up a K Country one O three
our big show station Myrtle Beach at HD Spoke Saloon.
I'll be there with Tracy Bird. Tracy starts saying about
(04:44):
nine thirty. All right, all right, so hang on here
just a second, H B C powders. All right, this
might be a good time for you all to stock
up Big Tom with a thriller on a griller. Them headaches,
oh many many aches and pains go along with surfing.
Uh fine, folks out of food lines up up and
down the Grand strand what the heck? Pass them out?
(05:07):
We'll give some for them too. They travel well.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Don't say pass out when you're talking about the thriller
on the griller. For headache pain BC in the blue
and white pack, of course, is the legend. If you
got arthritis, it's arthritis strength BC in the green pack.
And for allergy symptoms like watery eye stuff, he knows.
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red pack.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
And ooh, we have stories that come out of our
thrillers on the grillers. If it's arable, you can star
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there's no restraining order.
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And you see their website at bcpowder dot com. For
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Good morning. The Big Show is on the radio alright here.
Looking around, guys, say, oh, I want to recognize Captain
Ryan Grows on the wall, Rhyn's intelligence officer, the Army's
(06:05):
first cavalry division. Ben Iraq got wounded out of Fort Hood, Texas,
recouping little downtime in Charlotte. Thanks for what you do, man,
How about catch man. Appreciate you Handy.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
He wanted to get away from all that regular job
of being in intelligence. That's why he's hanging out with
this girl.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I said, touch just hello genius by genius. All right,
Big tim Big Show Foods. Right off the battlete you
and go to Big Showfoods Dot conference. Schedule of all
the appearances from our Thriller on the Griller too, starting
next Tuesday. Another exciting season.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
Huh Yeah, we're going to be in Myrtle Beach all
week next week. Food Line stores your on vacation, come on,
buy and see us. We're gonna be grilling and chilling
and having a big time at the beach.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
And raising money for the Children's Miracle Network. Uh. I'd
like to thank Jeff Lawrence, whose Food Line corporate communications
manager in here. Jeff grew up listening to the Big Show. Look,
he made something happen, so.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
It can happen.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
All right, that's what. But that's cool. Thank you very
much for participating with us in that, Jeff, and raise
money for a Children's Miracle Network do that throughout the year.
And this is a big push, big fund raising, a
lot of fun. That's right, it is. You know.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
The great thing about Children's Miracle Network is when our
customers give money to it to participate in something like
Thriller and the Griller, that money stays in the community.
All the stores in South Carolina, that money is going
to go to the McLeod Children's Hospital in Florence. And
then for the folks who participate in North Carolina, all
those donations will go to the Children's Hospital in Durham.
(07:42):
So you get a chance to do good right here
at home.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
That's cool, Jeff, thank you very much. Appreciate food Line.
No other proud sponsors perhaps Blue Ribbon huh Skill of Bradshaw,
I'm sorry, Coke, Patsy Johnsonville Brats Hawaiian Tropic Fredo lay
Blue em you of course with the Children's Miracle Network.
So it is next Tuesday. Food Line on Ocean Highway
(08:06):
and Pauley's Island, South Carolina on Wednesday, South King's Highway,
Myrtle Beach Thursday, North King's Highway, Myrtle Beach Friday, North
Myrtle Beach Highway seventeen, then the Saturday, the twenty six
South King's Highway Myrtle Beach, and that night the twenty
six Hooters Pro Cup Race Night at Myrtle Beach Speedway
and proud to be sponsoring Brandon Collins Hooters Pro Cup
(08:30):
driver Brandon. Good to see you this morning, buddy, Good
to see you. John wach Man did that race advice
I gave you last night, sink an.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
We're held myself to Brandon and I said, you don't
even look old enough to get in a Hooter.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
It's just twenty two.
Speaker 8 (08:48):
You gotta have experience before you get into Hooters.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Yeah, And a guy racing in the Hooters Cup Series
shouldn't be allowed to if he hasn't seen his share
of Hooters.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
That's where Brandon's dad comes in. Good have you, boy,
and of course Aaron Krause Original Charcoal Companies in here eron.
Thank you very much. Everything man gonna be big boys.
I like his. How have you done so far Brandon
in the series, Well.
Speaker 8 (09:19):
Past couple of races, We've had a little bad luck,
got spent sputting to spend cycle a couple of times, and.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
A lot of that goes on.
Speaker 8 (09:27):
Yes, sir, yes, sir, especially around we uh, this is
our second year in the Hooters and we're running for
Rookie of the Year this year, so we hope to
get things turned around and hit it in the right direction.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
And I was stay away from his crew this week.
He already made at least one miscogg.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
He's already got that whole NASCAR NASCAR speak down.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
I mean, you know, the quicker answer would have been
not too good, but see he had that long.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
It's good.
Speaker 9 (09:57):
Good job, Yeah, John, Just one thing real quick, Paps
with the food Line and the Thriller on the Griller.
We'll have a bicycle at every food Line in South
Carolina for people to register to win. At each store
in North Carolina, there'll be one weekend getaway vacation paid
for the beach that we're participating in. We'll also have
some John Boy and Billy Paps flu ribbon racing hats
(10:18):
and T shirts. For anyone who donates any money to
the charity, we'll give them a free hat or T
shirt for their generosity. So we're really looking forward to it,
and we appreciate Food Line and Tom and everybody including us.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
We appreciate you, so you appreciate y'all.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Yeah, I find yourself and Tom that bicycle will come
in handy for the big show.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Grill staff if they have too much paths, wait to
get home.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
We got drivers line. And by the way, it's getting
important thing. What kind of food we gonna have.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
We're gonna be eating ribs for five dollars a slap,
all right, five dollars slavy rib Johnsonville brought free donations, freedom, lay, coke,
Pepsi cool.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
We got plenty to eat. Come on by you goodness.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
At select stops. Carl the cook will put on his
wig and dress and do his hilarious Phyllis griller skit.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
All right, boys, we all hang out here, all right,
got another hour to cut up Bradshaw's killets go play
the few hundred dollars pyramid game. This ought to be good, right, Oh.
Speaker 10 (11:26):
That's left, Yeah, Robert Ray for last gasp of gas
for this day. On cussing, or what some consider is
cussing words, we hear a lot on television shows, daily conversation,
usually in the mainstream papers. They want print some of
the words they consider cuss words, even the word for
the human posterior, which has become a word used in
mixed and polite company, especially as a compound word. For instance,
(11:50):
one this morning and our ohso politically correct and proper
Charlotte Observer in the heated exchange of words between the
speedway Lowe's Motor Speedway and officials, paper says front page
with pictures. A dispute over hundreds of bulldozed trees erupted
into some nasty name calling this week between the city's
top elected officials and the billionaire owner of Lowe's Motor Speedway.
(12:13):
The public spitting match, rare in Charlotte's polite political and
business circles, began Tuesday. That's when speedway owner Bruton Smith
told The Observer he had permission from Mayor Pat McCrory
and Mecklenburg County Commission's Chairman Tom Cox to level hundreds
of trees the track had promised to save. Absolutely not true,
(12:34):
said Mayor McCrory. Absolutely, unequivocally, unconditionally dead ass wrong, said
Cox about that, now, there's a compound use of the
word I haven't heard before dead ass wrong. But on
to something else, talking about old folks doing stuff. As
former President George Herbert Walker Bush said was the main
reason he parachuted from way up high on his eightieth
(12:56):
birthday last week, his fifth jump, same as I this
why I did it the week before my eighty eighth Oh,
folks doing stuff. Headline in my hometown paper last week
over a picture of me falling at one hundred and
twenty miles an hour, cheeks distorted by the blast of air,
goggles on for eye protection, knees tucked up to my tush,
gloved hands extended to keep the free fall stable, and
(13:18):
my tandem master Golden Knight, Kurt Eisenberger right on my back.
Headline on the story Elder Bush has nothing on Concord
Radio personality well as I salute mister Bush again. Both
have nothing. Both of us have nothing on Frank Moody.
Frank Moody accepted a dare from his drinking buddies in
Australia and jumped out of a plane. He was wearing
(13:40):
a parachute. By the way, Frank Moody is one hundred
and one years old. He's believed to be the world's
oldest skydiver. Moody jumped in tandem with an experienced skydiver
for more than nine thousand feet up. So Frank Moody
truly O folks doing stuff, by the way, next week
doing stuff will be a piece of cake. Traveled to
(14:00):
Orlando to meet up with ten Big Show contest winners
and their guest for three days as guest of the
Kennedy Space Center and our Orlando affiliate WHTQ. And while
in that area to all the folks at the Warbird
Restoration Museum in Kassimi, look forward to another exciting ride
in one and to Jack Brown's seaplane base in winter Haven.
(14:21):
Wants some time in one of your j three cubs
on floats yep. Robert d Rayferd O folks doing stuff
on the road and in the air for the John
Boyd and Billy shown Pitt Road.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Good morning everybody. The Big Show is on a radio
kicking off our Thriller on the Griller too as move up, down,
through and outside of Myrtle Beach Sakerlannda beginning Tuesday of
food Line stores and we're special guest Cat Ryan Gross,
intelligence officer in the Army's first Caver Division normally station
at Fort Hood, got injured wounded in Iraq. It's in
(14:55):
back to recoup a little bit. Were you injured like
cap I was?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Uh.
Speaker 11 (15:02):
On twenty ninth, I was in my headquarters building and
right there in Bagdad, and we had a more attack
on our headquarters building, our compound.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Wow, so called a little shrapnel, Yeah, a little.
Speaker 11 (15:14):
Shrapnel a little bit. No worse was my finger that
pretty much got destroyed. But everything else pretty much shield already.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
So something. And uh, talking out there about you know
here about the bombings, the suicide bombers. But but you
don't hear about you know, I know you think maybe
we harp on this a lot, but we talk about
the media, you know, a kind of a one sided
story coming out to the I'll harp one right too. Yeah,
and say, you don't hear about the guys you catch
(15:41):
every day, right right? I mean I'm sure I mean
up to ten twenty maybe.
Speaker 11 (15:48):
Yeah, we were catching a lot of guys over there.
Just my just my betye itself was catching a lot
of guys over there each day, every day. So I mean,
there's no telling how many the division sized onm it
would get, would get every day.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
And uh, and the way is portrayed over here, you
would think that the iraqis don't want you there, but
uh actually talk a little bit about that, about how
it really is.
Speaker 11 (16:09):
Cap Well, yeah, they harp on a lot about how
Iraqis don't want to say, but we're doing so much
stuff over there for them right now, as far as
building just schools, playgrounds, soccer fields.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
You're talking about stuff you you don't even think about,
Like garbage pickup. They didn't have that because like garbage
men were paid off. I mean right, it.
Speaker 11 (16:27):
Was the society under Saddama over there was They were
really corrupt, and.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
It was like he ran it like the mafia, right,
I mean every yeah, pretty much every and you know everything,
all the rich people.
Speaker 11 (16:37):
There are two types of people over there. They're extremely
rich and the extremely poor. And of course the extremely
rich they'd get garbage pick up, they'd have sewage because
they could pay and tip garbage men to pick up
their trash. And of course the poor people couldn't do
that because they couldn't afford it, so they just the
trash would just pile up. I mean, there's no real
landfills over there. They call them landfills, but there's no
(16:59):
real landfill. So we're doing all we can over there
right now. As far as picking up all their trash
and doing a great job.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Five year head start. So oh yeah, exactly, exactly.
Speaker 5 (17:10):
How was the attitude of the people who live there
towards you as a US military person.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Oh, it's it's really good.
Speaker 11 (17:18):
I mean, there's probably ninety five percent of the people
over there that want us there and love us over there,
and they'll wave at you riding down the road, and
the kids will come up and I mean the kids
love us over there and everything like that. And I
mean if it's just like anywhere else in the world,
there's gonna be people who don't like you over there. Yeah,
and those people, I mean we're starting to win them over.
Of course, it's the poor people, just like it is
(17:40):
anywhere else, because they just don't have the means of
getting what they need. So now that we're helping them out.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
In the real world, Oh yeah, exactly.
Speaker 11 (17:49):
So as far as us going over there and helping
them pick up their trash and fixing their sewer systems
so the kids aren't playing and we're all sewage in
the streets. It's I mean, they're really starting to come
around and we're doing my unit and everybody else over
there is doing a great job as far as cleaning
that place up from thirty five years or so of
good of just skinning ruined base.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
There are some smart people there too. I've always heard
that that Iraq had traditionally has been one of the
best educated countries in that part of the world. And
even though Saddam may have put a crip in that
a little bit, there's a lot of really bright, intelligent
and enthusiastic people.
Speaker 11 (18:21):
Oh there are there. There definitely are. And as far
as the entrepreneurship over there, as far as people you know,
running their own businesses and stuff, It's it's really surprising
to go over there and see that because there's guys
over there that, I mean, as soon as the regime
fail they're starting up cell phone companies and stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
I mean, they're really Oh yeah, there are a lot
of Americans that have gone over out to do those
sort of things.
Speaker 11 (18:45):
Right right, But I mean there's a racky people and
there's guys that I mean, you know, anything you need,
they can get bulldozers, dump trucks, cell phones, and you
just go the same guy and he can get you
whatever you need. It's just those type of people over
there that are that are really helping us out over.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
There, You have any kind of idea as far as
the percentage of the people who are causing the trouble,
how many of those people are have come in from
outside of a rock is or any way to know that.
Speaker 11 (19:09):
There's really no way of knowing that. I mean, if
they all blend so well into society. I mean, the
the guy that you're shaking hands with in the street,
I mean that night could be shooting at you, and.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
That guy could have been one of the guys in
the army when the war shooting.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
He took off.
Speaker 11 (19:24):
Exactly, And that's yeah, exactly, That's that's what most of
them did. And I mean a lot of them went,
especially the higher, the higher ranks, the colonels in the generals,
just went and just chilled out. They're cooperating with us.
But it's a lot of the soldiers and you know,
the lower guys that are causing trouble now.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
So well, there's an awful lot of people that need
to try to I mean, it's very difficult for us
as Americans to to put ourselves in a in a
position of living under a regime like uh, well, under
oppression and corruption, and it takes time. I mean, when
you live in that sort of society, it takes time
to learn how that it is okay to trust anybody, right, So.
Speaker 11 (20:07):
You're exactly right, they don't. They don't. They don't trust
a lot of people over there, and they don't even
trust each other each other.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Yeah, you know, how could they trust each other. You've
got people killing the elect officials who you know, we're
trying to get going, your suicide bombers, and you intelligence
officer kemp uh probably you know, did smart stuff. Yeah,
let's hope. R about how do you deal with somebody
who will kill themselves, who will blow themselves up just
(20:35):
to blow up kill right, That's one thing.
Speaker 11 (20:40):
You can't really do anything about that. As far as
the suicide attacks over that, I mean, you can do
all the preventive measures you can, as far as putting
up barriers and stuff. But I mean some of these
guys come straight from you know, other countries and just
drive their suicide bomb, you know, straight in the city,
and I mean there's no way of stopping it. When
we have roadblocks up every day, you know, tcps, you know,
(21:01):
try to control points where that we set up and
scan for this stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
But the city is so big and like you're the
front line, so you got to be watching out. Oh
yeah too. They'd love to blow you guys up.
Speaker 11 (21:12):
Right, but see they're not. They're not stupid either. They
won't they won't come up to a compound we're surrounded
by US Army and coalition troops to try to blow
that up because they know they won't be successful. It's
the stuff that you see like this morning, that they'll
just roll up where it's just of Iraqi civilian just
standing there, you know, trying to try out, you know,
putting their applications to be in the new Iraqi Army.
(21:35):
That that's an easy target.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
That's what's so crazy is that that they're fighting the
Americans by blowing up their own people.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
Right, They're just looking they're looking for high body counts
that make the news. And that's what the media is
falling right into the track.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Yeah. But I mean, but deep down they don't say, hey,
I'm gonna go blow myself up so I can make
the news. I mean, it's something deeper.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
Well, yeah, it's a religious religious reasoning.
Speaker 5 (21:57):
Yeah, And I saw an interview I think it was
Fox News a while back talking with someone from the
US military who fielded basically the same question you said,
Johnny about how do you, you know, battle an enemy
who's willing, you know, to kill himself and he's not
fighting to live.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
And he said, we treat those sorts as weapons.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
You see that person as a weapon himself, and uh,
you know, you battle the.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Weapons, but then you have to recognize it. That's exactly
that's the hard part.
Speaker 12 (22:29):
Man.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Well, you're doing a great job, and I know that's
that's tough work. And you know, half all those to
you and all the military personnel listening, you know, thank
you all for what you do. Man.
Speaker 11 (22:39):
Yeah, well we like to thank you guys too for
having such nice words for us and supporting us. I mean,
I've been listening to you guys forever, so I know
how you guys support us, and we appreciate that as well.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Oh man, well, thank you as the least we can do.
Believe me, that's what I usually do, the least he
can do. Exactly, that's definitely the least you can do.
Rat Shall you get ready some Let me tell you, baby,
I'm ready. You and Marcy against me and Billy and
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Job on Jaggie, Randy, Tator, Skilly. We got Carlic captain.
And before we get into today's contest, let's clear up
yesterday's contest. Mayor. We had the buzzer controversy. Yep, when
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I got mad at Randy. Uh, basically, let me see. Well,
here's one from Mary Brown. Mary says, all right, it
seems to be controversy about the winner. First number one
did answer after the buzzer and uh, then she talks
about the second contesting A bit is part of the
bridle that was in the horse's mouth to help steer him.
(25:02):
If I heard correctly, y'all said this was wrong. Is
this whole thing rigged? I realized that my little desk
radio doesn't lost yesterday if it's rigged job anyway, so
I agree. After listening he said it after the buzz
and went.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Wow, this is a banner day for me, and I
don't even get to rally because I've been bumped out
of the contestant.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Randy, you were right, everybody's head about the bad. Yeah,
let's go on to the day content. Jerry out of
Mountain Vernon, Illinois. Good morning, Jerry.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
Morning.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
You're gonna be playing against p D from York, South Carolina.
Good morning, pe D, hey man hanging out p D.
Jared Jerry, p D. All right, old are you p D? Yeah?
Forty eight forty eight? Don't hear many? Is that p D?
Speaker 11 (26:03):
Why?
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Okay, don't hear many forty eight year old pets running around?
Speaker 4 (26:07):
He's in the Italian hood. He'd be called big pete.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Yeah, all right, all right, all right, Jerry, you got
me and Billy I go first with you thirty seconds.
Say as many of these words or phrases that you can.
All right, okay, all right, here we go, ready to
start the clock now all right? Uh some people say
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I am this. It's like, you know, not stupid, but
uh uh you know, like uh uh he's you're so
uh uh no, uh puddy, oh blank puddy, get putty
blank putty? What is that? Stuff you here you go, Okay,
(26:54):
all right, it's a movie about these little leprechaun people.
It's real, all right, you talk about me gonna be bad.
Speaker 9 (27:01):
That was about a peniful as all right.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Oh man, I couldn't describe silly with something. Let some
people say this is what I am? Dumb? Yeah, it
was kind of wide open one. Ah, okay, well let's
see how me and get Jerry. Uh, Billy you ready?
(27:28):
I guess wouldn't get in there. Oh oh, the one
that I was just starting. Yeah, that's what I got
to pick up with. Yeah, well let's try it. Ready,
go all right? J R. R.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Tolkien wrote a series of books that The Lord of
the Rings was based on.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
There you go, he got it, let me go. All right.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
This usually stretches over a river, so you can cross it,
all right.
Speaker 10 (27:52):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
A guy who grows crops or herds livestock would.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Be a farm.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Yeah yeah, yeah, all right, saxteen minutes is.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
All right? All right?
Speaker 3 (28:05):
A small vessel that you use you propel it by hand.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Oh no, what is that? Oh? No, got five? All right?
Jerry has five? All right? All right now p d yes, sir,
all right, you're up, buddy, listen to Marcy. Alright, start
the clock.
Speaker 13 (28:30):
Now you use two oars to propel this across the river?
Another con another yes, ooh. Usually on the fifteenth and
the thirtieth of every month, you get this. Where you're working,
they give this to you.
Speaker 14 (28:45):
They give this.
Speaker 13 (28:46):
It's it's a on the calendar. You get this twice
a month for working. But what do you call that?
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Cir compensation chick on the calendar?
Speaker 14 (28:58):
It's you have these of the of a week there.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Yes, okay, all right, Petey got down. All right, there's
three for pet Oh really okay, good, thank you? I
know what's that all that?
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Man?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Look back? Row boat? Yeah, heyday, row boat, hey day.
Speaker 14 (29:20):
I really thought.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Okay, all right, Bradshall and Pete you got to get
three to tie for the wind y'all.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
Remember you can't use any words in the phrase. That's
why she was struggling with pay day.
Speaker 9 (29:38):
Pressure sweat, get dizzy.
Speaker 5 (29:44):
And I, as I often have to remind you, we
go forth.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Why could that lead off? I started with a water
pressure off?
Speaker 5 (29:53):
As I often have to remind you, remember all the
heat on the big fellow.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
Everything is not about beer.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Clean up?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
H alright, you ready, ready, all right, Pete and Skilly
ready go if you mess around with a bee p
D this could happen.
Speaker 9 (30:14):
Oh god, something that eats on the road, each other, animals, flies, Oh, Maggie,
big big flies.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Has wings, has wings? Bothers. I got it, they got it.
That's a total of four one short from Jerry, John Boy,
Billy and Jerry.
Speaker 9 (30:47):
My fault, pity A great delights of Jared.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
All right, that's nice of you, Pety, you have a
good day, buddy. All right, all right, all right, all right,
I can't.
Speaker 14 (31:04):
Not as easy as looks.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
One one right now down over here, you have you
p r all right, make too much pressure request. In
classic the bit bit bit Morning thing in the world, Ryan.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Newman says he just ran out of talent, and.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Then we had a door and open line. Ben right,
we're gonna preview the US Open. I good morning. The
Big Shoe is on the radio. Y'all more, Benner filler
the same bands. Martie wants this, Stephen and his Stepen
Jackie ed playing off fancy, but eis fancy and fine
(31:54):
couple about Jillian's all right, I am no, all right,
I guess we're ready.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
That's the end of the other way everybody.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Okay, there we go. Goodd man, Man, God, yeah, it's away,
went Billy from Sandford, North Carolina. Good morning, Billy. Hey,
how you doing doing? Good Man?
Speaker 11 (32:32):
You all right?
Speaker 15 (32:33):
Oh yeah, doing fine?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
You're gonna be playing Mark? Mark, got all been at Georgia.
Good morning Mark.
Speaker 12 (32:41):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
All right, boys, here you go. Now, Billy lucky enough
to be calling him nine, so he has the John
Boy Billy team. Mark. You have Sam and Marcy great together.
I don't know Sam, do you know how to play?
I think Marcy explained it to me good enough. I
don't know you know how to play? Yeah, I'm explaining.
(33:01):
I'm a rookie. So so it's like I can't get
this old Rannie. So it's it's not coming on, Marshy,
so you know it's not coming on. All right? Let
me see all right, uh, Billy, you know the deal.
It's a word or phrase. We'll try to get you
to say it, and we cannot mention any part of
(33:23):
the word or phrase. Okay, okay, all right, all right,
So ready to go, Pillars. You have the words there, Okay,
I have the words? Are vana wide? All right? All right, Billy?
Ready here we go. All right, I got you thirty seconds. Ready,
go all right, it's uh, it's not a vegetable, it's
(33:46):
a like yeah, all right, Oh man, the car was
blank today. I got a note to the not to
the blank yard. Yeah, okay. When you get arrested, they
take one of these of you. Yeah, but specific what no, no, no, no,
(34:06):
you're right with a photo is called a No, it's
called a It's like a coffee. Yes, there you go,
all right, yea, all right, Hey, we're good. Jackie three,
all right, all right, Billy and Billy, all right, right now,
all right, Billy, see what you can do here? Here
we go. All right, you all ready? Are you ready?
Speaker 12 (34:24):
Go?
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Allry? We go? All right.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
If you have a little toddler and you want to
keep him in one spot, you put him in an
enclosed thing called a.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Playpen. There you go. All right.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
If you want to come in and see if you
can find something illegal, you have to go to a
judge and what kind of a warrant there you go?
All right, all right, all right, the man of steel
fast from the speeding bullet. Yes, all right, all right,
let's see this is a when you're.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
You're not gonna get it technically, he said, man, And
he also said, what kind of warrant?
Speaker 1 (35:01):
But I'm gonna let you go. He said, warrant. All right,
I had this argument the other day about that. Ready. No, okay,
that's six for Billy. All right, now Mark, you get
to go. Sam is going first. All right, you're giving
me all right, listen up, all right, look at pillars
for the words. All right, are you ready? Start the clock? Now?
Speaker 14 (35:23):
Okay, in the deck you have all the numbers, but
there's a.
Speaker 10 (35:31):
Uh the zoo you have.
Speaker 12 (35:35):
You don't?
Speaker 4 (35:36):
Yeah, and they are and this relates to the deck.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Oh oh, he's dissing me.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
All right, I'm having no idea.
Speaker 5 (35:55):
Man.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
It's a shame.
Speaker 4 (35:56):
We ain't playing piction here.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Pasionaris have it real man. All right, so we're still
on this one word. All right, Marcie, it is your turn.
We're still looking for this word mark all right, ready, go.
Speaker 13 (36:10):
When you're playing poker, you have one of these to
add to your hand, and it can be anything.
Speaker 14 (36:16):
When you're playing. Yes, an anthropologist digs up these. If
you your skeleton is made up of.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Yes.
Speaker 14 (36:29):
In church, you see this, people wear this on a necklace.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
You h yes.
Speaker 14 (36:35):
Their doctor he examines you with this on his hand.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
I'm sorry, Mark got three, Billy got zigs and Billy
you win, Buddy.
Speaker 14 (36:53):
All right, all right, you did good Mark for what
have Yeah, you're.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Hung up on the wild car. Didn't you do?
Speaker 4 (37:02):
You did a pictionary game?
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Did Yeah? I did do a pictionary game. I sucked
at this game, though I feel bad. The contestant was nice.
Tradition of charade. I want to tear something up.
Speaker 14 (37:18):
Got a picture here.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Take Billy's lighter bot Margan joy it. Buddy, have a
good day, alright, all right, and Billy hold on. Jackie
gets you information. Okay, we breaking for a requested bit
of the morning next Good morning. The Big Show was
(37:43):
on the radio. Yeah, I got a hand to to you, brash'
all you did made me on the game two to one.
All my game was trying to get to y'all to
say the hobbit lect.
Speaker 4 (37:56):
Yes, but for Vulture he said big flies.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Bit big for the congratulations, theres you know and towel
off man. He's just here's a guy.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
He whooped five a rabs in the street in Las
Vegas on September eleventh.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
That didn't face him at all, but this he's breaking
up in this. If only then they could have thrown
the jumble at him, seeing them words and pass because
words you don't get out much. And I know it's
it's good to see and uh and tell your future
ex wife.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
I said, you can't pick on him, by the way,
Sorry about the a Rabs, I meant Arab.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Looking at the guys, Brad Shall way all, I mean budds.
Brad Shall falls in love. You know, he gets lost.
Speaker 12 (38:59):
He's so much fun when he's got a wind lot
better off, feel good moving around the little guy just
trying to make a living, beautiful woman after me.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
I can't help it's me.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
You know how good things happened to you?
Speaker 4 (39:16):
See your future ben?
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Oh, I guess gille it a y'all what we got here?
Speaker 10 (39:25):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Yeah, it was on this day in nineteen seventy six,
while remained of the American Basketball Association, the net Spacers,
Nuggets and Spurs merged into the NBA. All right, all right,
and we had done this since playoffs are over, Larry Brown,
Coach Brown glad to see him get a championship like that.
Speaker 12 (39:43):
His wife amenen, listen, I thought they were going to
say this was Coach Brown's daughter.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
Yeah, go Coach Brown him a little young woman, you know,
and when he met her, he never saw any of
his friends again. That's why he won a championship. That's right, Focus,
I'm proud of you. I did. Let's go back when
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we were kids. For this edition, the oh Street Tarantulas,
their donasty has crumbled in the off season. The Cedar
Street Bullfrogs, thirsty for a victory after a long dry spell.
Today the Bullfrogs trying to steal one away right in
the Tarantula's backyard. Literally, this is Backyard be Ball on NBS.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
NBS Sports Presents Backyard b Ball brought to you by
your dad's MasterCard, your ticket to a world of grown
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Speaker 1 (40:51):
Hollo and everybody read Peters along Wisconti's Kreunaminski Here in
Tommy Jordan's backyard for another afternoon of backyard be Ball.
We're in for a short season, but we're stealing it
for it to some great action.
Speaker 3 (41:04):
You know, there's no better way to kick it off
than the game we got here today, which is a
rematch of last year's championship series.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Of course, the tara Anjelas are definitely not the same
team as last year. Mil Jordan turned thirteen during the offseason.
He's now too cool to play with the younger kids. Luckily,
his brother Pete he's still in the game, so we
still get to use stud Jordan's backyard.
Speaker 3 (41:25):
Yeah, the Bugs are also opening the season without Scotty Griffin,
who got braces over the Christmas break. You know where
around the league is that Scotty still wants to play,
but his mom and dad said they spent too much
money to risk him bust in his mouth open over
in their words, some stupid game.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Well, let's all metal mouth. Well, the old Frogs are
not without their problems behind the scenes as well. We'll
bring you up today on that. A little later, we'll
be back with a tip off after this brief time out.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
A knife that can cut through a shoe and still
slice a tomato nineteen ninety five, first two volumes in
the Dukes of Hazzard Collectors series. Chatting with a friendly
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Speaker 1 (42:15):
Already we're backing. Here we go. Bull frogs control of
the tab, working it inside the big stude Jabbar who
lays it off the glass by the game's first two points.
You know it's not really glass. It's actually ka pressed
firebirdboard with a coda white thing on it. I think
they know what I mean, scrot up. I tell you,
Big stew could be the difference in this game today.
Speaker 3 (42:33):
We all remember his long nasty holdout over money, and
I guess it eventually paid off because he got his
allowance bumped up to five dollars a week. Seems to
have kept himself in pretty good shape during the off season.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
Two eh, Tarantul, Let's bring them all across the line.
The new guy, point guard Scooter roight Mon is really
the spark plug of this team. He can't find an
open man, fires it in for three point lines cut
at Tarantulus lead three to two, and while Scooter steals
the inbounds past, fires him another three six two Tarantula
hot start for Scooter. He's causing quite a stir lately.
Speaker 3 (43:04):
Told everybody he likes to use his sister's easy bake
of and always outrages this guy Rodman.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
Loves the spotlight, maybe a little too much, but the
kid can play ball, then I guess that's all that mattered.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
And the Bullfrogs want to tie him out. New Man
checking in the game here, call me crazy rid. It
looks like Emmanuel Lewis, the guy from TV's Webster the
time fos Master p Garth Brooks. What's when the celebrities
trying to live out their fantasies by playing sports. I mean,
look at this guy, forty years old, he's still the
shortest player on the.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
Cool Webster drives toar the basket. Oh he's hammered by
the Tarantula's enforcer, Stinky spree Well Blayton cheap shot right there.
You know, Springwell has been anohing but problem since he
joined this league.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
It's his first game coming off that suspension for giving
coach Dan the atomic wedgie last year.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
That looks like he's picked up right where he left off.
But you know, scrout since my arrest for giving a
ride to that transvestite prostitute. I'm a big believer in
second chance and anything you say red by the way.
It really was just to ride, you know, And he
really did look like I want less just concert on
the game, really all right? Webster's crying, he's being helped
off the cart. Looks like he's comeback. Gonna be a
short one, no pun intended, sayh to Alex Carris on
(44:12):
the way back down.
Speaker 3 (44:13):
And Webb, who is this coming in to shoot the
free throws? Looks like the world's oldest cabbage pitch kid. Whoa,
that's little Mike Brady.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Not the most talented guy on the court, but he's
crappy Guy's a coach's dream, a true little general. Now
you do know that his dad has pecked up the
grill for the winter, don't you buy? He said he's
a fat tough of gold. But he's still manages to
sing both free throws and oh Tommy, Jordan's mom is
back from the grocery store. She's yelling for everybody to
help her carry the bags in the house. That means
(44:41):
it's halftime. Tatulla is on top six four. We'll be
back on the second half right after this. But white her,
Bud white her, Now, how is that supposed to zill
(45:03):
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a very severe but whoop man Red Peters along with
Scott's Scrotaminsky back for the second half of today's game.
Tarantula's had the ball and that six poor lead one
(45:25):
change for the Tarantula's Scooter Rod when mister Outrageus has
left the game, says he's going to make some cupcakes
for his sister's birthday party. And for him is Buddy
Ray Mutumba, who last year was averaging twelve points a game,
but this year he's just not at the speed. What's
the story there, Scrodie.
Speaker 3 (45:41):
Well, here's another guy that's plagued by troubles in the
off season. I mean his parents were on Jerry Springer
last month. That's gotta be a tough break for any kid.
You know, mom actually seems pretty happy now that she's
moved in with her husband's sister. But you know the
resident from the kids at school. Let's put this guy
into a real tail spin. Taranceela's get the ball to
Matumbau right away.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
He bounces it off his foot, bull frogs ball Mike
McGuire over from the foul line. That's good and we're tired.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
That's sick, and McGuire still holds the all time league
record seventy points in a game. Although there is an
asterisk in the book due to Mike's USO performance enhancer.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
Well, we should point out that although Mountain dew is
banned in baseball and football, it's still on the list
of approved substances for backyard ball.
Speaker 3 (46:21):
You know that's got a change, Red, I mean, way
too many kids lies being messed up by that caffeine
and citrus tick.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
Remember, kids, don't do the do now. This wouldn't have
anything to do with the fact that your uncle drives
a you who truck on it. Just call the game check.
As turns, let's feed the ball to my tumbo again.
He looks for hamverk Clinch on the baseline. Ball sails
over Lynch's head and hill Manser's right off of Missus
Jordan's niece ign popfinder. Oh boy, looks like the ball's
left a dent in the door.
Speaker 13 (46:49):
Up.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
Here comes Missus Jordan. That is one unhappy woman. Off
she's going for the ball.
Speaker 3 (46:54):
Missus Jordan grabs Son Pete by the arm. She's dragging
him in the house. Uh up's taking the ball to Bess,
just gonna back to do it.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
Come on, well, we really don't have any other alternatives here.
Terry Taylor's goal doesn't have a net, Mike Martin's father's
got an RV parked in his driveway. The only other
option is for everybody to go over to the citizen
Randy's hih and we know.
Speaker 3 (47:14):
There's not a snowballs chance of that happening, So well,
I guess that's a bogain.
Speaker 1 (47:18):
Here we go again, another season of Backyard be Ball.
Interpret any cause of a lockout unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (47:24):
Of course, NBS Sports will be standing by to bring
you in any breaking news or any really good butt
whooping story.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
But for now, that's hit fram Jordan's house on Oak
Street for Scott's Grunaminski, I'm Red Peters reminding you the
final scar Tarantula six ball frog six So long, everybody.
Speaker 3 (47:41):
Backyard b Ball is a presentation of NBS Sports, the
network where the really cool guys hang Out.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
Dame is a big show on the radio. Yes it is.
I'm kicked off thriller on a thriller too. It'll be
starting next Tuesday. In the food Line, Ocean Highway, Pawley's Island,
South Carolina, and head up through Myrtle Beats culminating the
Hooters Pro Cup race Saturday night Myrtle Beats Speedway. Get
(48:15):
in the fans Owe, you're right raising money for the
Children's Miracle Network. As we had some fun outside. Brandon Collins,
good luck, gonna be driving a Hooters Pro Cup car,
he says. Daddy Lee jaf the Low Ransom food Line,
Aeron Krause Original Charcoal Company, of course, Paps Blue Ribbon,
(48:37):
Blue em you go, Bency Johnsonville, Bryce White Drop freed
O Lay all right, boys, I'm kind of digging his
air clipping here. I don't want me to shut up
because there's a musical there.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
You know, you can hear the music a lot better
if you would shut up.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
Hey, let me try that.
Speaker 3 (49:04):
I know, Jackie say, it's kind of the thing they
do on the NASCAR coverage that crank it up.
Speaker 1 (49:10):
Jaggy pointed at the phone. I know Ben's wait let's
do it already. Pull up PGA tour dot com. All right,
look at that while we welcome our big show golf correspondent.
Speaker 5 (49:21):
Oh wait, it says non sports fans are barred from
the site.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
You're gonna have to.
Speaker 15 (49:28):
Ben, right, Good morning, Ben, Good morning, John Bone Billy.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
How are you? Oh man? We're doing good? Have you
been since we talked to you last?
Speaker 15 (49:36):
Mostly? Water log?
Speaker 1 (49:38):
Water log?
Speaker 15 (49:39):
Everywhere I go, I seem to run into the rain.
And you know, I want to kill someone who says
we need it. I'm going to kill the next person
who says we need it.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
Tired of the rain?
Speaker 15 (49:53):
Yeah right, No, it's not much good for golf.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
Hey, so what's the weather like? Well, first of all,
prove of the US Open. Where is it? Is it
the Shinnecock Deal.
Speaker 15 (50:02):
Yes, Shinnecock Hills, in my opinion, the best venue that
the US Open can possibly be played upon, and absolutely
the quintessential open course. It's almost more like a British Open.
And you know it's that rough old terrain with hayfields
and everything and ankle deep rough. And I'll tell you what,
(50:26):
it's absolutely right as far as I'm concerned, because I
am a traditionalist, and you know, they played on so
many golf courses that they trick up. The USGA have
tricked up in the past to take the driver out
of the player's hands, you know, which means it's not
a proper test of golf. But this one is absolutely
(50:47):
the best. There is not a single hole that remotely
resembles another. And it's Tiger terrain. I mean it really is.
Speaker 1 (50:55):
Yeah, I was going to ask you, Ben, what are
your personal opinion of Tiger's game right now? As some
of my boys saying he can't hit off the tee anymore.
Speaker 15 (51:03):
Well, I think it's getting pretty close to being very good. Again,
I would nothing would surprise me less if he wins
this event, you know, because you have to be in
the fairway here, So I mean, he's got to have
himself sorted out if he's going to win, There's no
question about that. But I think he's closer than a
(51:25):
lot of people realize. And of course he is a
Tigrish competitor. Let's face it. Even when he's been missing
the fairway by fifty to one hundred yards, he's been
in the shakeup at the finish. I mean, he hasn't
had a bad season. It's a bad season by his standards,
but by anybody else's it's world class.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
Yeah, you know, And talking about that, you know, the
last beculation Bad's game could be the girl, the Swedish model,
you know, And I was, well, you know, did her
boobs get in the way?
Speaker 2 (51:55):
Well that's weird because she's not even the one player?
Speaker 15 (51:58):
Yeah, new, you bad guy. I'll tell you what. I
wouldn't mind if they got in my way. But I
shouldn't say that, should I?
Speaker 1 (52:11):
Well, last time I talked to you, Ben was right
before the Masters. My memory serves me correctly. You picked
Tiger Woods and I picked Phil Mickelson.
Speaker 15 (52:20):
Yes I did.
Speaker 1 (52:21):
Oh how about that?
Speaker 15 (52:22):
Yeah? You know I felt that that if he was
ever going to win one, it was going to be
the Masters. And I think now that he has won one,
I think he wins. He will win several before he's finished.
And it couldn't be a much more popular person, could there?
Speaker 1 (52:38):
I know that's true. And the back to Tiger again.
What about the other thing to say? Butch Harmon, like
his coach for all those years, is not with him anymore.
Speaker 15 (52:47):
Well, you know, they're both very proud men. John and
Lilly day, and really I think the pride gets in
the way in both their cases. They just not ppared
to give in, you know. And I don't think they'll
ever get together again. I really don't.
Speaker 1 (53:05):
Well, David Duvall playing competitive golf for the first time
in eight months, Yes.
Speaker 15 (53:10):
Isn't that extraordinary? And you know, when I switched on
my TV this morning, I just happened to switch it
on and in a friend's house, and it came up
with the Today Show and they showed Tiger Woods his
first t shot off the first team. It split the fairway,
by the way, But Duval at that stage was one
(53:30):
under par. But he's since gone back. I looked in
on the Golf channel and he's now three over.
Speaker 1 (53:36):
So right, that's that I want to Randy to pull
up the PGA Tour dot Com to say, if there's
an't scores, if they were people playing now, so who's leading?
Speaker 15 (53:43):
Yeah, But you know, it's it's really it's such an
inconclusive state early on. It doesn't really matter on as
long as I mean, it would show you the way
people are going, you know. And and Tiger was even
par when I looked last and you know, so that's
pretty good because one under was leading and in the
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early stages.
Speaker 1 (54:05):
So I don't know.
Speaker 15 (54:07):
It's anybody's guest. And of course the weather is going
to be a major decisive factor. It always is. They've
got all that red and yellow stuff on the weather
channel for this afternoon. They probably get chased out of
there this afternoon.
Speaker 1 (54:23):
Well, so, Ben, I'll get your thoughts on Sergio Garcia.
Two winds in the past five weeks.
Speaker 15 (54:30):
Yes, definitely one of the short, short priced favorites. But
I'll tell you what that kind of quirky swing of
his I don't like it in a wind, and you're
not going to have anything but winds blowing in every
darn direction there is at Shinnecock Hills. What they've done,
you'd see in the last four years, a new they
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brought in a new superintendent in two thousand and they
cut down all the trees and underbrush that had grown
since the aerial photographs were taken of the place in
the nineteen thirties. So they've restored it to a really
wind swept arena, and that's going to sort out the
men from the boys. You see, it's not a long course.
(55:13):
It's four yards short of seven thousand yards. So these
guys with the equipment they've got today, I mean it's
almost like a pitching putt course if there isn't a wind,
and if it ever got wind free, it would be defenseless.
But it'll sort out the men from the boys.
Speaker 1 (55:31):
Okay, right, So all right, Ben, your official pick to
win the US Open.
Speaker 15 (55:37):
This is going to shock you, I'm sure. Padrag Harrington
from Dublin.
Speaker 1 (55:43):
Allen Padrag Harrington.
Speaker 15 (55:45):
Yes, Paddy Harrington. He lost a playoff at Westchester last
week and the knock on him is that he's had
round about twenty five second place finishes. But I like
a guy who's in contention every week, and he's a
shot maker on a shot maker's golf course. Of course,
coming from Island, he never plays in anything but wind,
(56:08):
and I think I seriously believe he has a very
good chance.
Speaker 3 (56:12):
Well, of course, a lot of people remember him from
when he played Schneider on One Day at a Time.
Speaker 1 (56:19):
Roaster. Well, my golf and Buddy is sponsored by Blue Emu. There, Ben,
almost let me ask you about David Tom's.
Speaker 15 (56:26):
David Tom's excellent, I mean wonderful chance because he really
is another lovely shot maker. I played in his tournament
recently down in Shreveport, and he was saying then that
he was only seventy five percent. The very next week
he goes out and absolutely spread eagles the field in Memphis.
So he's obviously you know that he's got his game
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together again after serious wrist surgery.
Speaker 1 (56:51):
And book. I mean, Ben, your book Good Bounces and
Bad Lies still alable?
Speaker 15 (56:58):
Yeah, you know something's to be is out of print.
In fact, I've got a load of copies in my garage,
but it's out of print, and that the University of
Nebraska buy some press, are going to reprint it in paperback,
and I'm absolutely thrilled today.
Speaker 1 (57:14):
Good good, Well keep us informed about that, sure I will.
Speaker 2 (57:17):
If you want one of the hard copies.
Speaker 1 (57:18):
You just stopped by Ben's garage exactly right. Man picked
Patrick Harnon. My pick is Tiger Woods because his hot girlfriend.
All right, all right, Ben, we will talk to you
next month after the British Open, and in fact you'll
be right here in the studio with us.
Speaker 15 (57:34):
Yes, I shall, all right, God, I'm going to bring
my dogs and everything.
Speaker 1 (57:38):
All right, good deal, Ben, looking forward to it, buddy,
and we'll see. How will you deal with our pigs
come Sunday.
Speaker 5 (57:43):
If it's ever been okay to take your dogs to
an interview?
Speaker 15 (57:50):
Do I hearn you talk too much?
Speaker 1 (57:57):
He worries me to death. Ben, have a good one, buddy.
We'll talk to you all right. Thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 3 (58:05):
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Speaker 1 (58:29):
All right, helload, Agrilla boys, y'all'll be good at don't
get ed nark Ooh too late, U see y'all. My morning,
Good Morning, The Big Show is on your radio. A
few minutes. We're gonna meet all our guests here that
we got this morning as we coick all the Big
Show fan Zone, Thriller on the Griller at the beach,
and also gonna be appearing the Grill. Just tell you
he's not gonna be able to make it this morning
because he's bailing. Hey, Big Tom from previous CBS Survivor show,
(00:24):
Big Tom from Survivor's gonna be hanging out at several
food line locations.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
He's bailing Hay.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Thriller the Griller at that right top. I did, okay,
we're gonna do that. First, we got a playhouse. We
need to act out because we've got to not coming
up on Friday. We gotta we have to practice for
all right. They just playhouse played next Good Morning, the
(00:58):
Big Show on a radio because of the Thursday at
this time.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode on
American in Paris. As our story opens, an elderly American
tourist arrives at the immigration counter at Arley Airport in Paris, France.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I thought I had all our plane and never get here.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Good mounting monsieur mas, see your piastpot please?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Uh here you run out by me again.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I said, I see your past pot. You'll say my pastpot,
not your piss pot. Yeah, past pop.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Sorry, I real shure what you asked me for, buddy.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
It is a smile felda containing netorized documentation of your name, address,
and country of elegence along with the smile fetograph identification papacy.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
All right, I give Marcy a chance.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Oh my passport? Yeah, I gotta hear something. Worst game
and say what bought me? His fans? And you travel
organizer other day things? Yes, Dad burn mad pucks and
I ain't fun none in this whole trip.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Place sel, you're holding up the kid. I'm doing what
I say. You are holding up the kid?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Oh could you spell that for me?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Kie ye eh ye e que. In other words, there's
a large number of people waiting behind you.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
You mean I'm holding up the line.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yes, that is what I have been saying. Now, do
you have your pest pip? If not, I'll be fast
to have you detained.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
How's that again?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I say I'll be fast to have you detained detained,
not detained detained. In other words, I will have one
of these young dams escort you to a heilding area.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Ah, you mean you go have me arrested?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yes, now, please produce a proper pest pill so I
can purchase these and a pepper from the place.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
No, spy, is this passport thing really big deal? Cassi?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
It is not visit another count that a prep up
pass pill.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I sure didn't have to show nobody passport last time
I came to France. I know no, monsieur.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I'm afraid you I miss decon telling us a having
in France mess show at prep up pass pill?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Ahdell you no one else here last? In fact, I
didn't even have passport back here? Uh?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
And when was Ze.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Junior six, nineteen forty four, little thank old d Day?
And you know if I'd have had a passport show,
wasn't no frenchmen around to show it too.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Millie playhouse.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Man Jacques was looking for it. Ankle price g a
job off tuneing again.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Next time we'll hear at the fruity looking street musician
with the skinny little mustache.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Saying, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Marciow you an apologize good.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
One of the Big Show is on the radio, coming
up next to me. Some players in Thriller on the
griller too, with a Big Show. Fan sown, what's the
first griller? A full one? Just right quick? Next Tuesday?
Next Tuesday? All right, Tuesday kicks off. Me and Billy
be hitting Myrtle Beach. This weekend, we're gonna be at
the two thousand and four Grand Dunes Pro Celebrity Golf
(04:24):
Classic benefiting Make a Wish Foundation. Three day golf term
has already sold out. But Saturday, June nineteenth, and at
ten the Big Night when Wishes Come True with the
Myrtle Beach Maryout Resort, Grand Dues Myrtle Beach, and then
we're gonna hook up a K Country one O three
our big show station Myrtle Beach at HD Spoke Saloon.
I'll be there with Tracy Bird. Tracy starts saying about
(04:44):
nine thirty. All right, all right, so hang on here
just a second, H B C powders. All right, this
might be a good time for you all to stock
up Big Tom with a thriller on a griller. Them headaches,
oh many many aches and pains go along with surfing.
Uh fine, folks out of food lines up up and
down the Grand strand what the heck? Pass them out?
(05:07):
We'll give some for them too. They travel well.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Don't say pass out when you're talking about the thriller
on the griller. For headache pain BC in the blue
and white pack, of course, is the legend. If you
got arthritis, it's arthritis strength BC in the green pack.
And for allergy symptoms like watery eye stuff, he knows.
In sinus pain, there's BC allergies, sinus headache in the
red pack.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
And ooh, we have stories that come out of our
thrillers on the grillers. If it's arable, you can star
Big Tom in the BC Talent search Huh yeah, assuming
there's no restraining order.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Send it to BC Talent Search box eight oh nine
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Speaker 1 (05:41):
And you see their website at bcpowder dot com. For
more info on BC talent search me while eat one,
Good morning. The Big Show is on the radio alright here.
Looking around, guys, say, oh, I want to recognize Captain
Ryan Grows on the wall, Rhyn's intelligence officer, the Army's
(06:05):
first cavalry division. Ben Iraq got wounded out of Fort Hood, Texas,
recouping little downtime in Charlotte. Thanks for what you do, man,
How about catch man. Appreciate you Handy.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
He wanted to get away from all that regular job
of being in intelligence. That's why he's hanging out with
this girl.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I said, touch just hello genius by genius. All right,
Big tim Big Show Foods. Right off the battlete you
and go to Big Showfoods Dot conference. Schedule of all
the appearances from our Thriller on the Griller too, starting
next Tuesday. Another exciting season.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
Huh Yeah, we're going to be in Myrtle Beach all
week next week. Food Line stores your on vacation, come on,
buy and see us. We're gonna be grilling and chilling
and having a big time at the beach.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
And raising money for the Children's Miracle Network. Uh. I'd
like to thank Jeff Lawrence, whose Food Line corporate communications
manager in here. Jeff grew up listening to the Big Show. Look,
he made something happen, so.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
It can happen.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
All right, that's what. But that's cool. Thank you very
much for participating with us in that, Jeff, and raise
money for a Children's Miracle Network do that throughout the year.
And this is a big push, big fund raising, a
lot of fun. That's right, it is. You know.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
The great thing about Children's Miracle Network is when our
customers give money to it to participate in something like
Thriller and the Griller, that money stays in the community.
All the stores in South Carolina, that money is going
to go to the McLeod Children's Hospital in Florence. And
then for the folks who participate in North Carolina, all
those donations will go to the Children's Hospital in Durham.
(07:42):
So you get a chance to do good right here
at home.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
That's cool, Jeff, thank you very much. Appreciate food Line.
No other proud sponsors perhaps Blue Ribbon huh Skill of Bradshaw,
I'm sorry, Coke, Patsy Johnsonville Brats Hawaiian Tropic Fredo lay
Blue em you of course with the Children's Miracle Network.
So it is next Tuesday. Food Line on Ocean Highway
(08:06):
and Pauley's Island, South Carolina on Wednesday, South King's Highway,
Myrtle Beach Thursday, North King's Highway, Myrtle Beach Friday, North
Myrtle Beach Highway seventeen, then the Saturday, the twenty six
South King's Highway Myrtle Beach, and that night the twenty
six Hooters Pro Cup Race Night at Myrtle Beach Speedway
and proud to be sponsoring Brandon Collins Hooters Pro Cup
(08:30):
driver Brandon. Good to see you this morning, buddy, Good
to see you. John wach Man did that race advice
I gave you last night, sink an.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
We're held myself to Brandon and I said, you don't
even look old enough to get in a Hooter.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
It's just twenty two.
Speaker 8 (08:48):
You gotta have experience before you get into Hooters.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Yeah, And a guy racing in the Hooters Cup Series
shouldn't be allowed to if he hasn't seen his share
of Hooters.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
That's where Brandon's dad comes in. Good have you, boy,
and of course Aaron Krause Original Charcoal Companies in here eron.
Thank you very much. Everything man gonna be big boys.
I like his. How have you done so far Brandon
in the series, Well.
Speaker 8 (09:19):
Past couple of races, We've had a little bad luck,
got spent sputting to spend cycle a couple of times, and.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
A lot of that goes on.
Speaker 8 (09:27):
Yes, sir, yes, sir, especially around we uh, this is
our second year in the Hooters and we're running for
Rookie of the Year this year, so we hope to
get things turned around and hit it in the right direction.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
And I was stay away from his crew this week.
He already made at least one miscogg.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
He's already got that whole NASCAR NASCAR speak down.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
I mean, you know, the quicker answer would have been
not too good, but see he had that long.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
It's good.
Speaker 9 (09:57):
Good job, Yeah, John, Just one thing real quick, Paps
with the food Line and the Thriller on the Griller.
We'll have a bicycle at every food Line in South
Carolina for people to register to win. At each store
in North Carolina, there'll be one weekend getaway vacation paid
for the beach that we're participating in. We'll also have
some John Boy and Billy Paps flu ribbon racing hats
(10:18):
and T shirts. For anyone who donates any money to
the charity, we'll give them a free hat or T
shirt for their generosity. So we're really looking forward to it,
and we appreciate Food Line and Tom and everybody including us.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
We appreciate you, so you appreciate y'all.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Yeah, I find yourself and Tom that bicycle will come
in handy for the big show.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Grill staff if they have too much paths, wait to
get home.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
We got drivers line. And by the way, it's getting
important thing. What kind of food we gonna have.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
We're gonna be eating ribs for five dollars a slap,
all right, five dollars slavy rib Johnsonville brought free donations, freedom, lay, coke,
Pepsi cool.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
We got plenty to eat. Come on by you goodness.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
At select stops. Carl the cook will put on his
wig and dress and do his hilarious Phyllis griller skit.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
All right, boys, we all hang out here, all right,
got another hour to cut up Bradshaw's killets go play
the few hundred dollars pyramid game. This ought to be good, right, Oh.
Speaker 10 (11:26):
That's left, Yeah, Robert Ray for last gasp of gas
for this day. On cussing, or what some consider is
cussing words, we hear a lot on television shows, daily conversation,
usually in the mainstream papers. They want print some of
the words they consider cuss words, even the word for
the human posterior, which has become a word used in
mixed and polite company, especially as a compound word. For instance,
(11:50):
one this morning and our ohso politically correct and proper
Charlotte Observer in the heated exchange of words between the
speedway Lowe's Motor Speedway and officials, paper says front page
with pictures. A dispute over hundreds of bulldozed trees erupted
into some nasty name calling this week between the city's
top elected officials and the billionaire owner of Lowe's Motor Speedway.
(12:13):
The public spitting match, rare in Charlotte's polite political and
business circles, began Tuesday. That's when speedway owner Bruton Smith
told The Observer he had permission from Mayor Pat McCrory
and Mecklenburg County Commission's Chairman Tom Cox to level hundreds
of trees the track had promised to save. Absolutely not true,
(12:34):
said Mayor McCrory. Absolutely, unequivocally, unconditionally dead ass wrong, said
Cox about that, now, there's a compound use of the
word I haven't heard before dead ass wrong. But on
to something else, talking about old folks doing stuff. As
former President George Herbert Walker Bush said was the main
reason he parachuted from way up high on his eightieth
(12:56):
birthday last week, his fifth jump, same as I this
why I did it the week before my eighty eighth Oh,
folks doing stuff. Headline in my hometown paper last week
over a picture of me falling at one hundred and
twenty miles an hour, cheeks distorted by the blast of air,
goggles on for eye protection, knees tucked up to my tush,
gloved hands extended to keep the free fall stable, and
(13:18):
my tandem master Golden Knight, Kurt Eisenberger right on my back.
Headline on the story Elder Bush has nothing on Concord
Radio personality well as I salute mister Bush again. Both
have nothing. Both of us have nothing on Frank Moody.
Frank Moody accepted a dare from his drinking buddies in
Australia and jumped out of a plane. He was wearing
(13:40):
a parachute. By the way, Frank Moody is one hundred
and one years old. He's believed to be the world's
oldest skydiver. Moody jumped in tandem with an experienced skydiver
for more than nine thousand feet up. So Frank Moody
truly O folks doing stuff, by the way, next week
doing stuff will be a piece of cake. Traveled to
(14:00):
Orlando to meet up with ten Big Show contest winners
and their guest for three days as guest of the
Kennedy Space Center and our Orlando affiliate WHTQ. And while
in that area to all the folks at the Warbird
Restoration Museum in Kassimi, look forward to another exciting ride
in one and to Jack Brown's seaplane base in winter Haven.
(14:21):
Wants some time in one of your j three cubs
on floats yep. Robert d Rayferd O folks doing stuff
on the road and in the air for the John
Boyd and Billy shown Pitt Road.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Good morning everybody. The Big Show is on a radio
kicking off our Thriller on the Griller too as move up, down,
through and outside of Myrtle Beach Sakerlannda beginning Tuesday of
food Line stores and we're special guest Cat Ryan Gross,
intelligence officer in the Army's first Caver Division normally station
at Fort Hood, got injured wounded in Iraq. It's in
(14:55):
back to recoup a little bit. Were you injured like
cap I was?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Uh.
Speaker 11 (15:02):
On twenty ninth, I was in my headquarters building and
right there in Bagdad, and we had a more attack
on our headquarters building, our compound.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Wow, so called a little shrapnel, Yeah, a little.
Speaker 11 (15:14):
Shrapnel a little bit. No worse was my finger that
pretty much got destroyed. But everything else pretty much shield already.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
So something. And uh, talking out there about you know
here about the bombings, the suicide bombers. But but you
don't hear about you know, I know you think maybe
we harp on this a lot, but we talk about
the media, you know, a kind of a one sided
story coming out to the I'll harp one right too. Yeah,
and say, you don't hear about the guys you catch
(15:41):
every day, right right? I mean I'm sure I mean
up to ten twenty maybe.
Speaker 11 (15:48):
Yeah, we were catching a lot of guys over there.
Just my just my betye itself was catching a lot
of guys over there each day, every day. So I mean,
there's no telling how many the division sized onm it
would get, would get every day.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
And uh, and the way is portrayed over here, you
would think that the iraqis don't want you there, but
uh actually talk a little bit about that, about how
it really is.
Speaker 11 (16:09):
Cap Well, yeah, they harp on a lot about how
Iraqis don't want to say, but we're doing so much
stuff over there for them right now, as far as
building just schools, playgrounds, soccer fields.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
You're talking about stuff you you don't even think about,
Like garbage pickup. They didn't have that because like garbage
men were paid off. I mean right, it.
Speaker 11 (16:27):
Was the society under Saddama over there was They were
really corrupt, and.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
It was like he ran it like the mafia, right,
I mean every yeah, pretty much every and you know everything,
all the rich people.
Speaker 11 (16:37):
There are two types of people over there. They're extremely
rich and the extremely poor. And of course the extremely
rich they'd get garbage pick up, they'd have sewage because
they could pay and tip garbage men to pick up
their trash. And of course the poor people couldn't do
that because they couldn't afford it, so they just the
trash would just pile up. I mean, there's no real
landfills over there. They call them landfills, but there's no
(16:59):
real landfill. So we're doing all we can over there
right now. As far as picking up all their trash
and doing a great job.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Five year head start. So oh yeah, exactly, exactly.
Speaker 5 (17:10):
How was the attitude of the people who live there
towards you as a US military person.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Oh, it's it's really good.
Speaker 11 (17:18):
I mean, there's probably ninety five percent of the people
over there that want us there and love us over there,
and they'll wave at you riding down the road, and
the kids will come up and I mean the kids
love us over there and everything like that. And I
mean if it's just like anywhere else in the world,
there's gonna be people who don't like you over there. Yeah,
and those people, I mean we're starting to win them over.
Of course, it's the poor people, just like it is
(17:40):
anywhere else, because they just don't have the means of
getting what they need. So now that we're helping them out.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
In the real world, Oh yeah, exactly.
Speaker 11 (17:49):
So as far as us going over there and helping
them pick up their trash and fixing their sewer systems
so the kids aren't playing and we're all sewage in
the streets. It's I mean, they're really starting to come
around and we're doing my unit and everybody else over
there is doing a great job as far as cleaning
that place up from thirty five years or so of
good of just skinning ruined base.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
There are some smart people there too. I've always heard
that that Iraq had traditionally has been one of the
best educated countries in that part of the world. And
even though Saddam may have put a crip in that
a little bit, there's a lot of really bright, intelligent
and enthusiastic people.
Speaker 11 (18:21):
Oh there are there. There definitely are. And as far
as the entrepreneurship over there, as far as people you know,
running their own businesses and stuff, It's it's really surprising
to go over there and see that because there's guys
over there that, I mean, as soon as the regime
fail they're starting up cell phone companies and stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
I mean, they're really Oh yeah, there are a lot
of Americans that have gone over out to do those
sort of things.
Speaker 11 (18:45):
Right right, But I mean there's a racky people and
there's guys that I mean, you know, anything you need,
they can get bulldozers, dump trucks, cell phones, and you
just go the same guy and he can get you
whatever you need. It's just those type of people over
there that are that are really helping us out over.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
There, You have any kind of idea as far as
the percentage of the people who are causing the trouble,
how many of those people are have come in from
outside of a rock is or any way to know that.
Speaker 11 (19:09):
There's really no way of knowing that. I mean, if
they all blend so well into society. I mean, the
the guy that you're shaking hands with in the street,
I mean that night could be shooting at you, and.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
That guy could have been one of the guys in
the army when the war shooting.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
He took off.
Speaker 11 (19:24):
Exactly, And that's yeah, exactly, That's that's what most of
them did. And I mean a lot of them went,
especially the higher, the higher ranks, the colonels in the generals,
just went and just chilled out. They're cooperating with us.
But it's a lot of the soldiers and you know,
the lower guys that are causing trouble now.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
So well, there's an awful lot of people that need
to try to I mean, it's very difficult for us
as Americans to to put ourselves in a in a
position of living under a regime like uh, well, under
oppression and corruption, and it takes time. I mean, when
you live in that sort of society, it takes time
to learn how that it is okay to trust anybody, right, So.
Speaker 11 (20:07):
You're exactly right, they don't. They don't. They don't trust
a lot of people over there, and they don't even
trust each other each other.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Yeah, you know, how could they trust each other. You've
got people killing the elect officials who you know, we're
trying to get going, your suicide bombers, and you intelligence
officer kemp uh probably you know, did smart stuff. Yeah,
let's hope. R about how do you deal with somebody
who will kill themselves, who will blow themselves up just
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to blow up kill right, That's one thing.
Speaker 11 (20:40):
You can't really do anything about that. As far as
the suicide attacks over that, I mean, you can do
all the preventive measures you can, as far as putting
up barriers and stuff. But I mean some of these
guys come straight from you know, other countries and just
drive their suicide bomb, you know, straight in the city,
and I mean there's no way of stopping it. When
we have roadblocks up every day, you know, tcps, you know,
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try to control points where that we set up and
scan for this stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
But the city is so big and like you're the
front line, so you got to be watching out. Oh
yeah too. They'd love to blow you guys up.
Speaker 11 (21:12):
Right, but see they're not. They're not stupid either. They
won't they won't come up to a compound we're surrounded
by US Army and coalition troops to try to blow
that up because they know they won't be successful. It's
the stuff that you see like this morning, that they'll
just roll up where it's just of Iraqi civilian just
standing there, you know, trying to try out, you know,
putting their applications to be in the new Iraqi Army.
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That that's an easy target.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
That's what's so crazy is that that they're fighting the
Americans by blowing up their own people.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
Right, They're just looking they're looking for high body counts
that make the news. And that's what the media is
falling right into the track.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Yeah. But I mean, but deep down they don't say, hey,
I'm gonna go blow myself up so I can make
the news. I mean, it's something deeper.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
Well, yeah, it's a religious religious reasoning.
Speaker 5 (21:57):
Yeah, And I saw an interview I think it was
Fox News a while back talking with someone from the
US military who fielded basically the same question you said,
Johnny about how do you, you know, battle an enemy
who's willing, you know, to kill himself and he's not
fighting to live.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
And he said, we treat those sorts as weapons.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
You see that person as a weapon himself, and uh,
you know, you battle the.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Weapons, but then you have to recognize it. That's exactly
that's the hard part.
Speaker 12 (22:29):
Man.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Well, you're doing a great job, and I know that's
that's tough work. And you know, half all those to
you and all the military personnel listening, you know, thank
you all for what you do. Man.
Speaker 11 (22:39):
Yeah, well we like to thank you guys too for
having such nice words for us and supporting us. I mean,
I've been listening to you guys forever, so I know
how you guys support us, and we appreciate that as well.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Oh man, well, thank you as the least we can do.
Believe me, that's what I usually do, the least he
can do. Exactly, that's definitely the least you can do.
Rat Shall you get ready some Let me tell you, baby,
I'm ready. You and Marcy against me and Billy and
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Speaker 2 (23:53):
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Speaker 1 (23:56):
All right, few hundred dollar pier maid you ready to be
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Wednesday for that trip to the two thousand and four
Crown World Golf Championship. All right, callers nine and ten
one eight hundred big show me and Billy get calls nine.
Is Skillet and Tater playing with Coller ten. We'll do
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it next Good morning to make shows on the radio.
Job on Jaggie, Randy, Tator, Skilly. We got Carlic captain.
And before we get into today's contest, let's clear up
yesterday's contest. Mayor. We had the buzzer controversy. Yep, when
(24:40):
I got mad at Randy. Uh, basically, let me see. Well,
here's one from Mary Brown. Mary says, all right, it
seems to be controversy about the winner. First number one
did answer after the buzzer and uh, then she talks
about the second contesting A bit is part of the
bridle that was in the horse's mouth to help steer him.
(25:02):
If I heard correctly, y'all said this was wrong. Is
this whole thing rigged? I realized that my little desk
radio doesn't lost yesterday if it's rigged job anyway, so
I agree. After listening he said it after the buzz
and went.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Wow, this is a banner day for me, and I
don't even get to rally because I've been bumped out
of the contestant.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Randy, you were right, everybody's head about the bad. Yeah,
let's go on to the day content. Jerry out of
Mountain Vernon, Illinois. Good morning, Jerry.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
Morning.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
You're gonna be playing against p D from York, South Carolina.
Good morning, pe D, hey man hanging out p D.
Jared Jerry, p D. All right, old are you p D? Yeah?
Forty eight forty eight? Don't hear many? Is that p D?
Speaker 11 (26:03):
Why?
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Okay, don't hear many forty eight year old pets running around?
Speaker 4 (26:07):
He's in the Italian hood. He'd be called big pete.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Yeah, all right, all right, all right, Jerry, you got
me and Billy I go first with you thirty seconds.
Say as many of these words or phrases that you can.
All right, okay, all right, here we go, ready to
start the clock now all right? Uh some people say
(26:31):
I am this. It's like, you know, not stupid, but
uh uh you know, like uh uh he's you're so
uh uh no, uh puddy, oh blank puddy, get putty
blank putty? What is that? Stuff you here you go, Okay,
(26:54):
all right, it's a movie about these little leprechaun people.
It's real, all right, you talk about me gonna be bad.
Speaker 9 (27:01):
That was about a peniful as all right.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Oh man, I couldn't describe silly with something. Let some
people say this is what I am? Dumb? Yeah, it
was kind of wide open one. Ah, okay, well let's
see how me and get Jerry. Uh, Billy you ready?
(27:28):
I guess wouldn't get in there. Oh oh, the one
that I was just starting. Yeah, that's what I got
to pick up with. Yeah, well let's try it. Ready,
go all right? J R. R.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Tolkien wrote a series of books that The Lord of
the Rings was based on.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
There you go, he got it, let me go. All right.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
This usually stretches over a river, so you can cross it,
all right.
Speaker 10 (27:52):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
A guy who grows crops or herds livestock would.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Be a farm.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Yeah yeah, yeah, all right, saxteen minutes is.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
All right? All right?
Speaker 3 (28:05):
A small vessel that you use you propel it by hand.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Oh no, what is that? Oh? No, got five? All right?
Jerry has five? All right? All right now p d yes, sir,
all right, you're up, buddy, listen to Marcy. Alright, start
the clock.
Speaker 13 (28:30):
Now you use two oars to propel this across the river?
Another con another yes, ooh. Usually on the fifteenth and
the thirtieth of every month, you get this. Where you're working,
they give this to you.
Speaker 14 (28:45):
They give this.
Speaker 13 (28:46):
It's it's a on the calendar. You get this twice
a month for working. But what do you call that?
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Cir compensation chick on the calendar?
Speaker 14 (28:58):
It's you have these of the of a week there.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Yes, okay, all right, Petey got down. All right, there's
three for pet Oh really okay, good, thank you? I
know what's that all that?
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Man?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Look back? Row boat? Yeah, heyday, row boat, hey day.
Speaker 14 (29:20):
I really thought.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Okay, all right, Bradshall and Pete you got to get
three to tie for the wind y'all.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
Remember you can't use any words in the phrase. That's
why she was struggling with pay day.
Speaker 9 (29:38):
Pressure sweat, get dizzy.
Speaker 5 (29:44):
And I, as I often have to remind you, we
go forth.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Why could that lead off? I started with a water
pressure off?
Speaker 5 (29:53):
As I often have to remind you, remember all the
heat on the big fellow.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
Everything is not about beer.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Clean up?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
H alright, you ready, ready, all right, Pete and Skilly
ready go if you mess around with a bee p
D this could happen.
Speaker 9 (30:14):
Oh god, something that eats on the road, each other, animals, flies, Oh, Maggie,
big big flies.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Has wings, has wings? Bothers. I got it, they got it.
That's a total of four one short from Jerry, John Boy,
Billy and Jerry.
Speaker 9 (30:47):
My fault, pity A great delights of Jared.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
All right, that's nice of you, Pety, you have a
good day, buddy. All right, all right, all right, all right,
I can't.
Speaker 14 (31:04):
Not as easy as looks.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
One one right now down over here, you have you
p r all right, make too much pressure request. In
classic the bit bit bit Morning thing in the world, Ryan.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Newman says he just ran out of talent, and.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Then we had a door and open line. Ben right,
we're gonna preview the US Open. I good morning. The
Big Shoe is on the radio. Y'all more, Benner filler
the same bands. Martie wants this, Stephen and his Stepen
Jackie ed playing off fancy, but eis fancy and fine
(31:54):
couple about Jillian's all right, I am no, all right,
I guess we're ready.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
That's the end of the other way everybody.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Okay, there we go. Goodd man, Man, God, yeah, it's away,
went Billy from Sandford, North Carolina. Good morning, Billy. Hey,
how you doing doing? Good Man?
Speaker 11 (32:32):
You all right?
Speaker 15 (32:33):
Oh yeah, doing fine?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
You're gonna be playing Mark? Mark, got all been at Georgia.
Good morning Mark.
Speaker 12 (32:41):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
All right, boys, here you go. Now, Billy lucky enough
to be calling him nine, so he has the John
Boy Billy team. Mark. You have Sam and Marcy great together.
I don't know Sam, do you know how to play?
I think Marcy explained it to me good enough. I
don't know you know how to play? Yeah, I'm explaining.
(33:01):
I'm a rookie. So so it's like I can't get
this old Rannie. So it's it's not coming on, Marshy,
so you know it's not coming on. All right? Let
me see all right, uh, Billy, you know the deal.
It's a word or phrase. We'll try to get you
to say it, and we cannot mention any part of
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the word or phrase. Okay, okay, all right, all right,
So ready to go, Pillars. You have the words there, Okay,
I have the words? Are vana wide? All right? All right, Billy?
Ready here we go. All right, I got you thirty seconds. Ready,
go all right, it's uh, it's not a vegetable, it's
(33:46):
a like yeah, all right, Oh man, the car was
blank today. I got a note to the not to
the blank yard. Yeah, okay. When you get arrested, they
take one of these of you. Yeah, but specific what no, no, no, no,
(34:06):
you're right with a photo is called a No, it's
called a It's like a coffee. Yes, there you go,
all right, yea, all right, Hey, we're good. Jackie three,
all right, all right, Billy and Billy, all right, right now,
all right, Billy, see what you can do here? Here
we go. All right, you all ready? Are you ready?
Speaker 12 (34:24):
Go?
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Allry? We go? All right.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
If you have a little toddler and you want to
keep him in one spot, you put him in an
enclosed thing called a.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Playpen. There you go. All right.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
If you want to come in and see if you
can find something illegal, you have to go to a
judge and what kind of a warrant there you go?
All right, all right, all right, the man of steel
fast from the speeding bullet. Yes, all right, all right,
let's see this is a when you're.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
You're not gonna get it technically, he said, man, And
he also said, what kind of warrant?
Speaker 1 (35:01):
But I'm gonna let you go. He said, warrant. All right,
I had this argument the other day about that. Ready. No, okay,
that's six for Billy. All right, now Mark, you get
to go. Sam is going first. All right, you're giving
me all right, listen up, all right, look at pillars
for the words. All right, are you ready? Start the clock? Now?
Speaker 14 (35:23):
Okay, in the deck you have all the numbers, but
there's a.
Speaker 10 (35:31):
Uh the zoo you have.
Speaker 12 (35:35):
You don't?
Speaker 4 (35:36):
Yeah, and they are and this relates to the deck.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Oh oh, he's dissing me.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
All right, I'm having no idea.
Speaker 5 (35:55):
Man.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
It's a shame.
Speaker 4 (35:56):
We ain't playing piction here.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Pasionaris have it real man. All right, so we're still
on this one word. All right, Marcie, it is your turn.
We're still looking for this word mark all right, ready, go.
Speaker 13 (36:10):
When you're playing poker, you have one of these to
add to your hand, and it can be anything.
Speaker 14 (36:16):
When you're playing. Yes, an anthropologist digs up these. If
you your skeleton is made up of.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Yes.
Speaker 14 (36:29):
In church, you see this, people wear this on a necklace.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
You h yes.
Speaker 14 (36:35):
Their doctor he examines you with this on his hand.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
I'm sorry, Mark got three, Billy got zigs and Billy
you win, Buddy.
Speaker 14 (36:53):
All right, all right, you did good Mark for what
have Yeah, you're.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Hung up on the wild car. Didn't you do?
Speaker 4 (37:02):
You did a pictionary game?
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Did Yeah? I did do a pictionary game. I sucked
at this game, though I feel bad. The contestant was nice.
Tradition of charade. I want to tear something up.
Speaker 14 (37:18):
Got a picture here.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Take Billy's lighter bot Margan joy it. Buddy, have a
good day, alright, all right, and Billy hold on. Jackie
gets you information. Okay, we breaking for a requested bit
of the morning next Good morning. The Big Show was
(37:43):
on the radio. Yeah, I got a hand to to you, brash'
all you did made me on the game two to one.
All my game was trying to get to y'all to
say the hobbit lect.
Speaker 4 (37:56):
Yes, but for Vulture he said big flies.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Bit big for the congratulations, theres you know and towel
off man. He's just here's a guy.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
He whooped five a rabs in the street in Las
Vegas on September eleventh.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
That didn't face him at all, but this he's breaking
up in this. If only then they could have thrown
the jumble at him, seeing them words and pass because
words you don't get out much. And I know it's
it's good to see and uh and tell your future
ex wife.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
I said, you can't pick on him, by the way,
Sorry about the a Rabs, I meant Arab.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Looking at the guys, Brad Shall way all, I mean budds.
Brad Shall falls in love. You know, he gets lost.
Speaker 12 (38:59):
He's so much fun when he's got a wind lot
better off, feel good moving around the little guy just
trying to make a living, beautiful woman after me.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
I can't help it's me.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
You know how good things happened to you?
Speaker 4 (39:16):
See your future ben?
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Oh, I guess gille it a y'all what we got here?
Speaker 10 (39:25):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Yeah, it was on this day in nineteen seventy six,
while remained of the American Basketball Association, the net Spacers,
Nuggets and Spurs merged into the NBA. All right, all right,
and we had done this since playoffs are over, Larry Brown,
Coach Brown glad to see him get a championship like that.
Speaker 12 (39:43):
His wife amenen, listen, I thought they were going to
say this was Coach Brown's daughter.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
Yeah, go Coach Brown him a little young woman, you know,
and when he met her, he never saw any of
his friends again. That's why he won a championship. That's right, Focus,
I'm proud of you. I did. Let's go back when
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we were kids. For this edition, the oh Street Tarantulas,
their donasty has crumbled in the off season. The Cedar
Street Bullfrogs, thirsty for a victory after a long dry spell.
Today the Bullfrogs trying to steal one away right in
the Tarantula's backyard. Literally, this is Backyard be Ball on NBS.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
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Speaker 1 (40:51):
Hollo and everybody read Peters along Wisconti's Kreunaminski Here in
Tommy Jordan's backyard for another afternoon of backyard be Ball.
We're in for a short season, but we're stealing it
for it to some great action.
Speaker 3 (41:04):
You know, there's no better way to kick it off
than the game we got here today, which is a
rematch of last year's championship series.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Of course, the tara Anjelas are definitely not the same
team as last year. Mil Jordan turned thirteen during the offseason.
He's now too cool to play with the younger kids. Luckily,
his brother Pete he's still in the game, so we
still get to use stud Jordan's backyard.
Speaker 3 (41:25):
Yeah, the Bugs are also opening the season without Scotty Griffin,
who got braces over the Christmas break. You know where
around the league is that Scotty still wants to play,
but his mom and dad said they spent too much
money to risk him bust in his mouth open over
in their words, some stupid game.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Well, let's all metal mouth. Well, the old Frogs are
not without their problems behind the scenes as well. We'll
bring you up today on that. A little later, we'll
be back with a tip off after this brief time out.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
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Speaker 1 (42:15):
Already we're backing. Here we go. Bull frogs control of
the tab, working it inside the big stude Jabbar who
lays it off the glass by the game's first two points.
You know it's not really glass. It's actually ka pressed
firebirdboard with a coda white thing on it. I think
they know what I mean, scrot up. I tell you,
Big stew could be the difference in this game today.
Speaker 3 (42:33):
We all remember his long nasty holdout over money, and
I guess it eventually paid off because he got his
allowance bumped up to five dollars a week. Seems to
have kept himself in pretty good shape during the off season.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
Two eh, Tarantul, Let's bring them all across the line.
The new guy, point guard Scooter roight Mon is really
the spark plug of this team. He can't find an
open man, fires it in for three point lines cut
at Tarantulus lead three to two, and while Scooter steals
the inbounds past, fires him another three six two Tarantula
hot start for Scooter. He's causing quite a stir lately.
Speaker 3 (43:04):
Told everybody he likes to use his sister's easy bake
of and always outrages this guy Rodman.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
Loves the spotlight, maybe a little too much, but the
kid can play ball, then I guess that's all that mattered.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
And the Bullfrogs want to tie him out. New Man
checking in the game here, call me crazy rid. It
looks like Emmanuel Lewis, the guy from TV's Webster the
time fos Master p Garth Brooks. What's when the celebrities
trying to live out their fantasies by playing sports. I mean,
look at this guy, forty years old, he's still the
shortest player on the.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
Cool Webster drives toar the basket. Oh he's hammered by
the Tarantula's enforcer, Stinky spree Well Blayton cheap shot right there.
You know, Springwell has been anohing but problem since he
joined this league.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
It's his first game coming off that suspension for giving
coach Dan the atomic wedgie last year.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
That looks like he's picked up right where he left off.
But you know, scrout since my arrest for giving a
ride to that transvestite prostitute. I'm a big believer in
second chance and anything you say red by the way.
It really was just to ride, you know, And he
really did look like I want less just concert on
the game, really all right? Webster's crying, he's being helped
off the cart. Looks like he's comeback. Gonna be a
short one, no pun intended, sayh to Alex Carris on
(44:12):
the way back down.
Speaker 3 (44:13):
And Webb, who is this coming in to shoot the
free throws? Looks like the world's oldest cabbage pitch kid. Whoa,
that's little Mike Brady.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Not the most talented guy on the court, but he's
crappy Guy's a coach's dream, a true little general. Now
you do know that his dad has pecked up the
grill for the winter, don't you buy? He said he's
a fat tough of gold. But he's still manages to
sing both free throws and oh Tommy, Jordan's mom is
back from the grocery store. She's yelling for everybody to
help her carry the bags in the house. That means
(44:41):
it's halftime. Tatulla is on top six four. We'll be
back on the second half right after this. But white her,
Bud white her, Now, how is that supposed to zill
(45:03):
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Scott's Scrotaminsky back for the second half of today's game.
Tarantula's had the ball and that six poor lead one
(45:25):
change for the Tarantula's Scooter Rod when mister Outrageus has
left the game, says he's going to make some cupcakes
for his sister's birthday party. And for him is Buddy
Ray Mutumba, who last year was averaging twelve points a game,
but this year he's just not at the speed. What's
the story there, Scrodie.
Speaker 3 (45:41):
Well, here's another guy that's plagued by troubles in the
off season. I mean his parents were on Jerry Springer
last month. That's gotta be a tough break for any kid.
You know, mom actually seems pretty happy now that she's
moved in with her husband's sister. But you know the
resident from the kids at school. Let's put this guy
into a real tail spin. Taranceela's get the ball to
Matumbau right away.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
He bounces it off his foot, bull frogs ball Mike
McGuire over from the foul line. That's good and we're tired.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
That's sick, and McGuire still holds the all time league
record seventy points in a game. Although there is an
asterisk in the book due to Mike's USO performance enhancer.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
Well, we should point out that although Mountain dew is
banned in baseball and football, it's still on the list
of approved substances for backyard ball.
Speaker 3 (46:21):
You know that's got a change, Red, I mean, way
too many kids lies being messed up by that caffeine
and citrus tick.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
Remember, kids, don't do the do now. This wouldn't have
anything to do with the fact that your uncle drives
a you who truck on it. Just call the game check.
As turns, let's feed the ball to my tumbo again.
He looks for hamverk Clinch on the baseline. Ball sails
over Lynch's head and hill Manser's right off of Missus
Jordan's niece ign popfinder. Oh boy, looks like the ball's
left a dent in the door.
Speaker 13 (46:49):
Up.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
Here comes Missus Jordan. That is one unhappy woman. Off
she's going for the ball.
Speaker 3 (46:54):
Missus Jordan grabs Son Pete by the arm. She's dragging
him in the house. Uh up's taking the ball to Bess,
just gonna back to do it.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
Come on, well, we really don't have any other alternatives here.
Terry Taylor's goal doesn't have a net, Mike Martin's father's
got an RV parked in his driveway. The only other
option is for everybody to go over to the citizen
Randy's hih and we know.
Speaker 3 (47:14):
There's not a snowballs chance of that happening, So well,
I guess that's a bogain.
Speaker 1 (47:18):
Here we go again, another season of Backyard be Ball.
Interpret any cause of a lockout unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (47:24):
Of course, NBS Sports will be standing by to bring
you in any breaking news or any really good butt
whooping story.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
But for now, that's hit fram Jordan's house on Oak
Street for Scott's Grunaminski, I'm Red Peters reminding you the
final scar Tarantula six ball frog six So long, everybody.
Speaker 3 (47:41):
Backyard b Ball is a presentation of NBS Sports, the
network where the really cool guys hang Out.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
Dame is a big show on the radio. Yes it is.
I'm kicked off thriller on a thriller too. It'll be
starting next Tuesday. In the food Line, Ocean Highway, Pawley's Island,
South Carolina, and head up through Myrtle Beats culminating the
Hooters Pro Cup race Saturday night Myrtle Beats Speedway. Get
(48:15):
in the fans Owe, you're right raising money for the
Children's Miracle Network. As we had some fun outside. Brandon Collins,
good luck, gonna be driving a Hooters Pro Cup car,
he says. Daddy Lee jaf the Low Ransom food Line,
Aeron Krause Original Charcoal Company, of course, Paps Blue Ribbon,
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Blue em you go, Bency Johnsonville, Bryce White Drop freed
O Lay all right, boys, I'm kind of digging his
air clipping here. I don't want me to shut up
because there's a musical there.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
You know, you can hear the music a lot better
if you would shut up.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
Hey, let me try that.
Speaker 3 (49:04):
I know, Jackie say, it's kind of the thing they
do on the NASCAR coverage that crank it up.
Speaker 1 (49:10):
Jaggy pointed at the phone. I know Ben's wait let's
do it already. Pull up PGA tour dot com. All right,
look at that while we welcome our big show golf correspondent.
Speaker 5 (49:21):
Oh wait, it says non sports fans are barred from
the site.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
You're gonna have to.
Speaker 15 (49:28):
Ben, right, Good morning, Ben, Good morning, John Bone Billy.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
How are you? Oh man? We're doing good? Have you
been since we talked to you last?
Speaker 15 (49:36):
Mostly? Water log?
Speaker 1 (49:38):
Water log?
Speaker 15 (49:39):
Everywhere I go, I seem to run into the rain.
And you know, I want to kill someone who says
we need it. I'm going to kill the next person
who says we need it.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
Tired of the rain?
Speaker 15 (49:53):
Yeah right, No, it's not much good for golf.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
Hey, so what's the weather like? Well, first of all,
prove of the US Open. Where is it? Is it
the Shinnecock Deal.
Speaker 15 (50:02):
Yes, Shinnecock Hills, in my opinion, the best venue that
the US Open can possibly be played upon, and absolutely
the quintessential open course. It's almost more like a British Open.
And you know it's that rough old terrain with hayfields
and everything and ankle deep rough. And I'll tell you what,
(50:26):
it's absolutely right as far as I'm concerned, because I
am a traditionalist, and you know, they played on so
many golf courses that they trick up. The USGA have
tricked up in the past to take the driver out
of the player's hands, you know, which means it's not
a proper test of golf. But this one is absolutely
(50:47):
the best. There is not a single hole that remotely
resembles another. And it's Tiger terrain. I mean it really is.
Speaker 1 (50:55):
Yeah, I was going to ask you, Ben, what are
your personal opinion of Tiger's game right now? As some
of my boys saying he can't hit off the tee anymore.
Speaker 15 (51:03):
Well, I think it's getting pretty close to being very good. Again,
I would nothing would surprise me less if he wins
this event, you know, because you have to be in
the fairway here, So I mean, he's got to have
himself sorted out if he's going to win, There's no
question about that. But I think he's closer than a
(51:25):
lot of people realize. And of course he is a
Tigrish competitor. Let's face it. Even when he's been missing
the fairway by fifty to one hundred yards, he's been
in the shakeup at the finish. I mean, he hasn't
had a bad season. It's a bad season by his standards,
but by anybody else's it's world class.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
Yeah, you know, And talking about that, you know, the
last beculation Bad's game could be the girl, the Swedish model,
you know, And I was, well, you know, did her
boobs get in the way?
Speaker 2 (51:55):
Well that's weird because she's not even the one player?
Speaker 15 (51:58):
Yeah, new, you bad guy. I'll tell you what. I
wouldn't mind if they got in my way. But I
shouldn't say that, should I?
Speaker 1 (52:11):
Well, last time I talked to you, Ben was right
before the Masters. My memory serves me correctly. You picked
Tiger Woods and I picked Phil Mickelson.
Speaker 15 (52:20):
Yes I did.
Speaker 1 (52:21):
Oh how about that?
Speaker 15 (52:22):
Yeah? You know I felt that that if he was
ever going to win one, it was going to be
the Masters. And I think now that he has won one,
I think he wins. He will win several before he's finished.
And it couldn't be a much more popular person, could there?
Speaker 1 (52:38):
I know that's true. And the back to Tiger again.
What about the other thing to say? Butch Harmon, like
his coach for all those years, is not with him anymore.
Speaker 15 (52:47):
Well, you know, they're both very proud men. John and
Lilly day, and really I think the pride gets in
the way in both their cases. They just not ppared
to give in, you know. And I don't think they'll
ever get together again. I really don't.
Speaker 1 (53:05):
Well, David Duvall playing competitive golf for the first time
in eight months, Yes.
Speaker 15 (53:10):
Isn't that extraordinary? And you know, when I switched on
my TV this morning, I just happened to switch it
on and in a friend's house, and it came up
with the Today Show and they showed Tiger Woods his
first t shot off the first team. It split the fairway,
by the way, But Duval at that stage was one
(53:30):
under par. But he's since gone back. I looked in
on the Golf channel and he's now three over.
Speaker 1 (53:36):
So right, that's that I want to Randy to pull
up the PGA Tour dot Com to say, if there's
an't scores, if they were people playing now, so who's leading?
Speaker 15 (53:43):
Yeah, But you know, it's it's really it's such an
inconclusive state early on. It doesn't really matter on as
long as I mean, it would show you the way
people are going, you know. And and Tiger was even
par when I looked last and you know, so that's
pretty good because one under was leading and in the
(54:04):
early stages.
Speaker 1 (54:05):
So I don't know.
Speaker 15 (54:07):
It's anybody's guest. And of course the weather is going
to be a major decisive factor. It always is. They've
got all that red and yellow stuff on the weather
channel for this afternoon. They probably get chased out of
there this afternoon.
Speaker 1 (54:23):
Well, so, Ben, I'll get your thoughts on Sergio Garcia.
Two winds in the past five weeks.
Speaker 15 (54:30):
Yes, definitely one of the short, short priced favorites. But
I'll tell you what that kind of quirky swing of
his I don't like it in a wind, and you're
not going to have anything but winds blowing in every
darn direction there is at Shinnecock Hills. What they've done,
you'd see in the last four years, a new they
(54:50):
brought in a new superintendent in two thousand and they
cut down all the trees and underbrush that had grown
since the aerial photographs were taken of the place in
the nineteen thirties. So they've restored it to a really
wind swept arena, and that's going to sort out the
men from the boys. You see, it's not a long course.
(55:13):
It's four yards short of seven thousand yards. So these
guys with the equipment they've got today, I mean it's
almost like a pitching putt course if there isn't a wind,
and if it ever got wind free, it would be defenseless.
But it'll sort out the men from the boys.
Speaker 1 (55:31):
Okay, right, So all right, Ben, your official pick to
win the US Open.
Speaker 15 (55:37):
This is going to shock you, I'm sure. Padrag Harrington
from Dublin.
Speaker 1 (55:43):
Allen Padrag Harrington.
Speaker 15 (55:45):
Yes, Paddy Harrington. He lost a playoff at Westchester last
week and the knock on him is that he's had
round about twenty five second place finishes. But I like
a guy who's in contention every week, and he's a
shot maker on a shot maker's golf course. Of course,
coming from Island, he never plays in anything but wind,
(56:08):
and I think I seriously believe he has a very
good chance.
Speaker 3 (56:12):
Well, of course, a lot of people remember him from
when he played Schneider on One Day at a Time.
Speaker 1 (56:19):
Roaster. Well, my golf and Buddy is sponsored by Blue Emu. There, Ben,
almost let me ask you about David Tom's.
Speaker 15 (56:26):
David Tom's excellent, I mean wonderful chance because he really
is another lovely shot maker. I played in his tournament
recently down in Shreveport, and he was saying then that
he was only seventy five percent. The very next week
he goes out and absolutely spread eagles the field in Memphis.
So he's obviously you know that he's got his game
(56:47):
together again after serious wrist surgery.
Speaker 1 (56:51):
And book. I mean, Ben, your book Good Bounces and
Bad Lies still alable?
Speaker 15 (56:58):
Yeah, you know something's to be is out of print.
In fact, I've got a load of copies in my garage,
but it's out of print, and that the University of
Nebraska buy some press, are going to reprint it in paperback,
and I'm absolutely thrilled today.
Speaker 1 (57:14):
Good good, Well keep us informed about that, sure I will.
Speaker 2 (57:17):
If you want one of the hard copies.
Speaker 1 (57:18):
You just stopped by Ben's garage exactly right. Man picked
Patrick Harnon. My pick is Tiger Woods because his hot girlfriend.
All right, all right, Ben, we will talk to you
next month after the British Open, and in fact you'll
be right here in the studio with us.
Speaker 15 (57:34):
Yes, I shall, all right, God, I'm going to bring
my dogs and everything.
Speaker 1 (57:38):
All right, good deal, Ben, looking forward to it, buddy,
and we'll see. How will you deal with our pigs
come Sunday.
Speaker 5 (57:43):
If it's ever been okay to take your dogs to
an interview?
Speaker 15 (57:50):
Do I hearn you talk too much?
Speaker 1 (57:57):
He worries me to death. Ben, have a good one, buddy.
We'll talk to you all right. Thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 3 (58:05):
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