March 7, 2024 • 45 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio coming up.
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more info. Right now on track with Doug Rice back
(00:23):
from Las Vegas. Still got another trip for it takes
that final lab course. Doug's retiring at the end of
this year MSS lead anchor, President of the Performance Racing Network.
So how is Vegas?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Doug?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
It was good.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
It's a good trip, entertaining race, but I will fully
admit is always great at least for me to get
back on East coast time.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
That is up Beta. That just thw you throw you
all off, man.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
They have never figured it out a good way for
you to get.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
From the West coast back.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
That's it. That was a good race.
Speaker 6 (00:55):
Man.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
Again, How the ratings looking so far this year?
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Well, the TV ratings, thank you for asking, have really
been good. They're up nine percent at Vegas and seven
percent overall. And that's including the fact that the Daytona
five hundred was rain delayed by a full day. Had
that race gone off on time, I think the ratings
would be up by double digits. And I think there's
a couple of factors there. One of them was the
(01:20):
Netflix series that the drivers did.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
I believe a lot of people watched that that were.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Just casual NASCAR fans and they found somebody in there
that they wanted to pull for, and now they watched
the races to pull for driver X. I think that
had a lot to do with it.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
And the first three races of the year.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Have been really entertaining, that's true.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
And talk about Kyle Larson gets his first victory this year.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yeah, he did.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
He just went out and wore the field out at
Las Vegas. But he didn't win by a big margin,
but he led one hundred and eighty one laps out
of two sixty seven. And you knew really early on,
if they didn't cut a tire or have some kind
of problem, probably gonna win. Tyler Reddick made a run
at him late in the race and Larson held him off.
(02:05):
And it was funny what Larson had to say after
the race, and I talked to him earlier today as
a matter of fact, and he was saying that he
was able to air block Tyler Reddick, meaning he could
manipulate his car on the racetrack without it being a
big move, just to change the air on the nose
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of Reddick's Toyota enough to keep him from catching him.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
It's brilliant stuff.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
I mean, people brag all the time about Kyle Larson
being a generational talent. He put on a talent show
the other day at the end.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Of that race to keep Redick at bay Man.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
That is pretty wild though, because it looked like, you know,
Reddick just chose the wrong line at the wrong time.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Maybe that had something a little something.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
To that had something to do with it that he
guessed to go high as opposed to low or stay
in the middle groove. But Kyle Larson was also influencing
that right with where he was on the track. And
Kyle said, with a lap and a half to go,
I knew I had it won. And that's amazing because
Reddick's only like two car links back. But he was
so confident in his car and being able to replicate
(03:08):
that winning line that he went on to win. So
after three races, this year, if you're a fan of
the bow Ties, Chevrolet has won all three races. William Byron,
Daniel Suarez, and now Kyle Larson.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Well, I remember, you know last week while I'm getting
my picks for the fantasy teams that he can't go
wrong with Hendrick right now.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
No, you can't.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Two of their drivers have won two of the first
three races, and it's a Chevy with Suarez winning the
other one.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Well, what about teams that aren't doing too well to
start this race season?
Speaker 4 (03:41):
A couple of teams that I've kind of highlighted on
my sheet here. One of them's Joey Logano. Joey Logano
is a perennial front row. He has started on the
front row of all three races this year. He has
two poles in an outside pole, but once they dropped
the green, they've just not been effected. Now Daytona and Atlanta,
he got caught up in messes and he finished thirty third,
(04:03):
I think in twenty eighth. This past week he was ninth,
But he was never in the hunt, as we call
that race in Vegas. You never looked at Joey Logano
and went, oh wow, he's putting on a move that's
going to get him to the front, and they've.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Stalled out a little bit.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
And this is a guy that won a championship two
years ago, and we are past the one year anniversary
of Joey Logano's last win. The last time he won
was the spring race at Atlanta Motor Speedway in twenty
twenty three. Hard to wrap your head around that if
you follow this sport, because they're so good, but they're
in a bit of a slump right now. And the
(04:38):
other one is the guy that I think a lot
of people want to see win because he took over
rals Finnway Racing and now it's Ralph Keselowski Racing and
a lot of people want to see Brad Keselowski win.
It's been over one hundred races, one hundred and one
races since he's won. But he's out of the box
low thirty third, thirty third at Atlanta, thirteenth at Las Vegas,
(05:00):
and here again. During that race at Las Vegas, never
saw Brad in a position that I felt like he
was threatening to win or even get a top ten finish.
And there's a lot of moment behind this team because
of what he's done with a reclamation project with this team,
and his teammate won three.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Races last year.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
It's way early in the year. It's a thirty six
race season and we're only three races in.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
But you don't want to bury.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Yourself here early on because if you get into that mode,
then the only way you make the playoffs is to
go out and win a race. You'd like to be
in better points shape than they are right now. Ty Gibbs,
by the way, sophomore season, he's ninth in points. Looking
pretty good right out of the box for a young driver.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Absolutely al right. Gonna head out Wes one more time
before we get back to Bristol, and that is Phoenix Raceways. So, Doug,
who you're looking at in Phoenix, odd.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Little racetrack out there, with the way they drive way
down on the bottom on the back stretch and how
it's configured. I've got to use the past as my
template for what might happen this week. Ryan Blaney's gonna
be good there. I think he's finished runner up the
last three races at Phoenix. That's pretty good. That's very consistent.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Ross Chastain will be good.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
He's the guy that won the race the last time
we were out there that the title was decided. Even
though he didn't win the title, he did win that race.
I like those two and also the guy that just
won at Las Vegas, Kyle Larson. I think those all
three are going to be tough about Watch out for Blaney.
This might be a place where Ford gets their first
win of the year.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
All right, maybe four to break through hell race number four.
All right, Doug, and see what happens. Catch up with
you next week. Thank you so much, buddy.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Guys always appreciate it.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
Thanks a lot, my boy.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Follow Doug on Twitter at Rice Man sixty one. All Right,
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On another hat here on the Big Show, we got
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Good morning, John Boyd and Buddy. All right, Patrick, you
know we do as tatters and questions. You agree or
disagree with her answer based what do you think that's
true or not? Two bails for two buzzers, and you
(08:04):
will win the big Old Bulls not prize back.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
All right, Marcy Patrick, Patrick, as she is, good to
see you. All right, Marty, all right.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
According to a well known mother goose rhyme, all right, dad,
we're rhyming, mother goose, bye bye baby bunting. Daddy's gonna
hunting to get a little a little.
Speaker 7 (08:28):
What hunting to get a little? Hunting?
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Would rye?
Speaker 7 (08:36):
I believe that goes to get a little dumpling.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Is gonna hunting to get a little dumpling? Padrick? Do
you agree or disagree that you agree on that?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Answer is rabbit skin? Daddy is gonna hunting to get
a little rabbit skin.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
That mother goose rhyme the title.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
You have to do it in the right dialect.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
I'm gonna hunting to get a wrap or hunting anyway,
I can't do it.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
Father goad buy baby bunting. Dad is gonna hunting to
get a little rabbit skin to wrap my baby bunting in.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
They had to wrap it up there. That was his
third verse, mother goose, throw you off?
Speaker 3 (09:27):
No going it through?
Speaker 5 (09:28):
Patrick off. That is one buzzer.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Let's get this next one right, Marcy, which comic book superhero,
originally summoned his superpowers by shouting shazammer.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Pie wish isam.
Speaker 7 (09:45):
You would not go, Captain Marvel, my friend.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Captain Marvel shouted shazam, Patrick, Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Okay, squeak out with out you agree, and that was
the thing to do, Yes, Captain Marvel, all right, and
you alive. Let's see what happens here.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
So Tayler and Alice in Wonderland, we were dealing with
Alice yesterday.
Speaker 7 (10:19):
She's back.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
So Alice in Wonderland, who kept saying, I'm late, I'm
late for a.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
Very important date. Did it go like that anyway? The
one that I've got written, I'm late, I'm late.
Speaker 7 (10:33):
That sounds like Alice talking to her mother.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Oh well, she's on.
Speaker 7 (10:42):
Him drugs and she'd eat and drink anything. So you
know that was the mad Hatter, the mad said, I'm
late I drink.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
Do you agree or disagree with the mad hatter? Disagree
with that? And that was the thing to do. Yes,
you have won the stream. You're beat leblon. By the way,
it was the white rabbit.
Speaker 7 (11:13):
Apparently I wasn't read to as a child.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Rabbit exactly Ozo, Why Patrick, you hang over your one
hundred twenty dollars worth of bulls not cleaning products?
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Made I say yes, why don't you give a shout out?
Speaker 4 (11:29):
I want to give a shout out to my beautiful
wife and she's gonna be listening to uh this with me?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
And this is not my first time, but I didn't
get a mood the last time.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
All Right, I know Patrick moved.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
There you go, buddy, buy a many hours, Tommy dudes,
about twenty minutes we will summon the grummy old man.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
Make you feel good. This there's y morning.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
It's making show on the radio, Thursday, March seventh, twenty
and twenty four. Right, let's a ooh something makes me
feel good about myself.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
I can use that right now, less than I got
the loss of we're waiting what do you get it?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Right?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Less than if this is like something I really have
nothing to do with It's just the way God made me.
So it was stuff to brag on that, but that's
all I got.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
At this point.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Less than fifteen percent of men in the United States
are six feet or taller.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Less than fifteen percent of the men Randy, were you
you close in? Okay?
Speaker 1 (13:15):
He's just five ten, right, just and Billy coming in
Muggsy bogues about five four yep. So less than four
percent of men in America are at least six foot two. Wow,
I'm six four so yeah, so that's like one of
(13:35):
those like four percent percentiles.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
Is that the way you do it? You're a freak.
And if your weight was accurate for your height and
being normal, you'd be like eighteen feet tall. So you
can't spoil it there, shorty. How's the weather down there?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
But as of this in the NBA, eighty seven percent
of the players are taller than six foot two. Yeah, crazy,
eighty seven percent.
Speaker 7 (14:04):
How tall is Shaquille? Is he like six eight?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
He's got to be at least seven? Yeah, I would say.
I mean, gosh, we were talking about my Nute Bowl.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
We weren't on the air.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
We were just in here talking about him like it
was like seven seven or seven eight or something like that.
Back in the day of minute man, I can I can.
Speaker 7 (14:23):
Use a couple of just so I can reach the
second shelf of a cabinet. I am so short.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
A shock is seven foot one?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Wow?
Speaker 5 (14:30):
Seven one? Yeah? Yeah. Why don't you make some snyp
remarks about his weight? Next time, we probably laughed, he's
got a good Oh well, anyway, thank you, shorty. Gradually, oh, y'all,
sound like you could use a grumpy old man. Come on,
(14:51):
join the crowd. Ten minutes. Make Joe rolls on.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Good Morning, make shows on the radio, just in time
for the grummy old man.
Speaker 8 (15:28):
Wabbly JABBITI didn't he do. I'm old and I.
Speaker 9 (15:33):
Hate exercise, and my day we didn't have any high
tech pec deck thick neck, norutalized, sanitized, frantized, rubbed down,
pumped up athletic clubs. We were too weak and sickly
to do any sort of workout, so we did the
(15:53):
only physical activity we could handle.
Speaker 8 (15:56):
It was called smoking. Your parents made you wait till
you were old enough. When you were.
Speaker 9 (16:05):
Finally three or four, they gave me your first plug
of chewing tobacco. Your breath would kill a gopher it
thirty feet. Your teeth would turn brown and fall out,
but you didn't care because you knew you didn't need
them to smoke anyway. Then, when you were tend you
(16:25):
moved on to cigarettes. You always smoked the unfiltered ones
because the doctor told you you weren't getting enough tar.
You dreamed about the day you could afford a pipe.
You could hold it between your blistered, diseased gums long,
and for the day you'd become a man and score
the holy grail. A big black stogie. Put me in coach.
(16:49):
I could smoke a pack at a time. Here's my lungs,
let's use them for a boat anchor.
Speaker 8 (16:54):
And we liked it.
Speaker 9 (16:56):
We loved it, and we didn't have no muscle bound
Charlie Atlas wanna be show offs to idolize neither. We
all had squishy, fleshy bodies, like a big sack of
bas pudding, covered in hair and blackheads. Nobody even knew
what a muscle looked like. The only fella that came
(17:18):
close to being an awesome physical specimen was old spin
Corn Puffles, the swoll up swede we call him. He
had some sort of bizarre foreign disease that made certain
parts of his body blow up like a balloon. He
(17:42):
worked a chiseled figure by toting his grotesquely misshapen frame around.
Sometimes his forearms and his legs had swell up, and
he looked for all the world like pop by the sailor.
The next week, is head might puff up and he
looked like a fifty pounds blonde meatball on a stick.
Speaker 8 (17:59):
It was he disgusting, but sometimes.
Speaker 9 (18:02):
It was funny too, like the times when his nugget
pouch took the bloat and you'd laugh your full head
off when he comes bouncing down the street like he
was riding a rabbit peach ball. You and your idiot
(18:24):
friends had chased him down the street with pins, trying
to pop him so he'd spun up through the air
like a deflating balloon. Poppery whippity whoppity wang, Look at me,
I'm a big water tan tampyoga oogling the local freaking
popping black heads.
Speaker 8 (18:39):
Wake me up when the dark ages are rover.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
And we liked it.
Speaker 8 (18:44):
We loved it. Ham spindle sham spiddle, twinkled tinkle stinkley.
Do I hate exercise?
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We need to give our condolences to the Lewis family.
Comedian Richard Lewis over the weekend. He was seventy six
years old. He was late lately, has been on Curb
Your Enthusiasms.
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Actually saw the episode when I found out to pass
away with they put his picture up there.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
So what what what was he sick?
Speaker 11 (22:04):
I believe yeah, he had been dealing with a cancer
in the past. And yeah, so our Adolen says and
that's you know, his whole you know, his whole stick
or everything was about his health and his mental health
and things like that.
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Most of his comedy was was centered around that. So
we're gonna miss him.
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Some interesting news, Jerry Jones is in the news, the
billionaire owner of the of the Cowboys, you know who
he is. He has to submit a paternity test. Whoa,
he got that right, the eighty year old Jerry Jones.
He has to provide DNA to determine if he fathered
twenty seven year old Alexander Davis.
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Oh what reason? It was like seven years ago.
Speaker 11 (22:46):
But it's a baby to him, so he has to
do that. Oprah Winfrey a little bit of alone, a
little bit of a pickle. So she a couple of
years ago went on board with weight Watchers, uh huh
and kind of like help them rebrand and was the
face of weight Watchers. And she is she's announced that
she's stepping down from her role at weight Watchers. Why
(23:06):
because she made a public that she was taking the
Olympic shot.
Speaker 5 (23:10):
Oh that's a good combination if you can get her.
Speaker 7 (23:14):
And I'm like, so maybe she's got type two diabetes.
I don't you don't you don't know.
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But no, no, so she didn't say or she doesn't
have it. She's not gonna, says the great and powerful Oprah.
Speaker 7 (23:29):
She was actually you know she was.
Speaker 9 (23:31):
She was.
Speaker 7 (23:31):
She had shares in the company.
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Wo yeah, person, you gotta BET's gonna rebound. And it's
got to be her. I mean, somebody must have rated
her out.
Speaker 11 (23:41):
She's rated herself out. She revealed last year that she she, yes, indeed,
uses the drug to maintain her weight.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
Okay, and she's saying she uses it to maintain weight.
That's not the same as a weight watch, as a diabetes.
Speaker 7 (23:57):
I think all the other you know, weight loss. Uh
so entities want you to do.
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Their one vein of income is going away for Oprah.
All right, street, she'll be a nice figure.
Speaker 11 (24:13):
Taylor Swift, I know we're not talking about it, right, Yeah,
we're not, just as the football Yeah, okay, is this
all right?
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Go ahead?
Speaker 11 (24:24):
Okay, there's a lot about a lot of going on
right now about her and her concert and them being
a part and then Jason Kelsey's big announcement and so
but no, the coach of the Kansas City Chiefs said,
y'all are so late to the game. Taylor's been around
the Chiefs practices and everything, but around the stadium since September.
Speaker 7 (24:43):
We knew about her way before we y'all did.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
So that was September.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
That was well way back to September all the way
we back. And Jason Kelsey was his brother who retired
from the Philadelphia Eagles. In case you're a wonder I
mean to the listeners.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Well, you know right, yeah, I wasn't wondering, or she
would have looked it up.
Speaker 7 (25:03):
And my last story for this report is Miley Cyrus' mom.
Speaker 11 (25:07):
Miley Cyrus's mom divorced Miley Cyrus's dad years ago, years ago, okay,
and so he is dating a much younger woman, and
she is.
Speaker 7 (25:18):
Married to her daughter's ex boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Miley Cyrus's mama is married to Miley's ex boyfriend.
Speaker 11 (25:28):
Miley's twenty four year old sister, Noah, is not on
good terms with her mom because she stole her boyfriend
away from her.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
Her daughter stole to mom's boyfriend away from him.
Speaker 11 (25:43):
But her daughter, who's twenty four, was dating a much
older man, fifty three year old Dominic Purcell.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Uh huh.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
And so so they just work out with trade married again.
Speaker 7 (25:53):
Well, no, I mean she didn't have a boyfriend to
give to No, Noah is a girl.
Speaker 5 (25:59):
Well, this whole thing is making my head hurt.
Speaker 7 (26:00):
That's what I thought, so I wanted to end it.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
All right, that's a good end, Thank you very much.
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Speaker 8 (27:28):
Yes, don boy, it's great.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
To talk to you.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Thanks.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
Hey, you're not fun to me. You're not Eddie Eddie
from Covington, Virginia. All right, Jagie and he's not alerted Sam.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Mike.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Hey, hey, what is that you?
Speaker 5 (27:47):
Eddie?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (27:49):
Well, why didn't you say something? Stupid?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
I was you couldn't hear me? Stupid?
Speaker 9 (27:53):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (27:53):
Because I didn't answer. I didn't have the phone right right, Yeah,
well you're right, you win.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
I am stupid.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
You just wait and his brother gets old. I think
we'll be a good team.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
So good.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
Me and Eddie on one side.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
All right, good, welcome, And Jonathan is in Lufkin, Texas.
Speaker 5 (28:14):
Good morning, Jonathan.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Here's David.
Speaker 5 (28:22):
Jonathan. Are you there? Jonathan from Lufkin. I don't know
what to deal with Jonathan?
Speaker 11 (28:34):
You do?
Speaker 2 (28:34):
All right?
Speaker 5 (28:35):
Congratulations? Do you know he's there? Baby?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Uh? Oh my bad?
Speaker 5 (28:44):
What's that?
Speaker 7 (28:45):
It's Terry Ross playing with you and Eddie Urban is
playing with Tator. I put the wrong names down.
Speaker 12 (28:50):
Completely, okay, So so well, why do I just askers
on the telephone who is this that I'm talking to?
Speaker 5 (29:01):
And you're not Eddie or Jonathan?
Speaker 4 (29:04):
This is Terry down in Pensacola.
Speaker 5 (29:06):
That is Terry. All right, Bunnie.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
He's been there the whole time, so we've had the
third stoop so far. Jack can welcome to our club here,
all right, Terry is in Pensacola.
Speaker 5 (29:19):
Now, container just go ahead and play and play with Terry.
I'm gonna.
Speaker 7 (29:24):
Oh, I don't know, I guess.
Speaker 5 (29:26):
I mean, it doesn't matter, does it if y'all don't
shut up? All right? Yeah, Terry and tatter me and
Eddy has already bond over stoops, so we should be
on the same team.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Okay, good deal, all right, Terry. Welcome by the way, buddy,
glad you're here. Jack's got a lot of paperwork going on.
She's been asking how to go out for jewelry duty.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
It was just a whole thing. I'll shut up now.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
What No, I understanding. I just got my feet straight,
so I'm ready to go.
Speaker 5 (29:53):
I got my pedicure.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
I'm ready. Wow.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Alright, good buddy. So, uh, Terry, Cary, you were relaxing
me and Eddie. We'll go for the first thirty seconds.
All right, Eddie, are you ready?
Speaker 5 (30:07):
Oh boy, Eddie? Eddie him? Yeah, all right, Eddie, I'm
taking it back. You lose.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Can you hear me now?
Speaker 5 (30:21):
Yes, yeah, I can hear you. Hey, buddy, I have
to try calling him back.
Speaker 8 (30:30):
Let me try.
Speaker 7 (30:31):
Maybe he can move around somewhere.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
Why don't we just drive over to it.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
I can hear y'all. Fine, I can hear y'all.
Speaker 5 (30:38):
Fine, But see this is a radio show.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Else to hear. No, it's Eddie.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
Okay, so wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
It seems like it might be something wrong on his board.
Let me turn this down. That should have nothing to
do with all right, Eddie, all right, stay with Eddie.
Say something. Okay, we could not hear him there. Okay,
Eddie say something else?
Speaker 5 (31:00):
Everything else there it is.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
It's on B.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
I got him a on air, but he's on B.
All right now, Terry say something? Yeah, good work? All right?
Speaker 7 (31:10):
All right now John Boys say something.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
You think of this new studio couldn't get any worse. Okay,
this is the longest.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
All right.
Speaker 5 (31:28):
Well, I'm just not going to touch anything right now.
Let's see when you get through this game.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Always a good policy, okay, all right, So me and
Eddie for the first thirty seconds, all right, here we
go nowhere, all right, start the clock.
Speaker 5 (31:43):
Now you do this with your brain. I'm gonna sit
here and yes, yes, that's it rhymes with the kitchen,
Yes rhymes with it. A skating rhymes with it. The
missing rhymes with it.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
A stole, a blank stole, a coat a woman wears,
and that an animal, Yes.
Speaker 5 (32:08):
Rhymes with it. This is a color, Yes, rhymes with it.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
A skunk.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
Yeah, I would work seven on the board. Say, I'm
glad we put up with that. Course we tied. Well,
that was the second I got an eight before.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Never mind, Eddie, good work, Buddy, good work, all right.
Seven on the board, tight or something for you and
Terry to shoot at.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Good night, Terry?
Speaker 5 (32:37):
Are you ready my slam with everybody? Oh, Darry, you
can do it?
Speaker 7 (32:43):
Ready go blank and gravy, breakfast meal?
Speaker 9 (32:48):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (32:48):
No, you pour this over the bread.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Yep.
Speaker 7 (32:51):
Motorcycle when you ride on one tire, it's called a
what you papa?
Speaker 5 (32:55):
Really?
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Huh uh?
Speaker 7 (32:57):
Superman has this flowing behind him. It's on his back.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (33:02):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (33:02):
These people are in movies you call them a what
they're in plays?
Speaker 5 (33:06):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (33:07):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (33:07):
This is uh?
Speaker 7 (33:09):
You your this goes up and down when you chew, Uh,
you get hit in it?
Speaker 3 (33:14):
In it knock you out, dude, got hit right in
the sea.
Speaker 5 (33:25):
Something you might have thrown in face on that Taylor
when you were telling it was all right, y'ally good man.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
You're within striking distance for the four on the board,
me and Eddie leading by three going into round round two.
Speaker 5 (33:41):
All right, Eddie, ready to pile on?
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Yeah, all right, start the clock now you used to
play these on your phonograph.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
Oh what wait a minute? Stop stop time time time
time to stopping the clock. Stopping the clock. So what
was it you put the one down?
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (34:04):
Hey, don't you us start over and we are picking
up on that last one.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Ud be worse, Eddie, we're picking up on that last one.
All right, okay, so ready go all right?
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Say it Eddie?
Speaker 5 (34:18):
No, no, no, higher, Yes, that's it. Okay, here it is.
Put your forty five on a blank player phonographer.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
This is what you slide down a hill on the
snow with when you were a kid. Yeah right, rhymes
with it?
Speaker 5 (34:37):
Is that? Yeah? Is that a mineral?
Speaker 11 (34:39):
No?
Speaker 5 (34:40):
Either blank or follow? Blank or follow?
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Yes? Uh huh?
Speaker 5 (34:46):
All right you the brain is in your head. Alright,
I'm on now you alright?
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Five one A seven A total of twelve for Eddie. Okay,
l E A D. Yeah, so I could go lead
or lead. The lead was rhyming English language. Well, if
y'all can get an eight and tie this up. If
(35:15):
you get a seven, I will consider it tied and
we'll go to over.
Speaker 5 (35:22):
One hundred dollars. All right, Terry, are you ready?
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Boddy?
Speaker 5 (35:28):
Let's go and go.
Speaker 7 (35:30):
You sleep in this in your house?
Speaker 5 (35:33):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (35:33):
This is two letters that mean a camper. You do
this when you ask someone to marry you, you do
what I have E blank to me? What is that
called when they get down on one knee?
Speaker 5 (35:47):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (35:47):
Yes, this is where you go and you hawk your stuff.
They give you money. You wash your hair with this?
Speaker 5 (35:56):
No, wash your hair?
Speaker 7 (35:59):
What is it called that you were?
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Hoo?
Speaker 7 (36:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:01):
How we do? How we do?
Speaker 5 (36:03):
You got a fuck up on the board? H yeah,
a little short shirts.
Speaker 7 (36:09):
Seventy five dollars.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
We'll take that twelve nine and Hee wins tear down
in love. Can we appreciate you playing? No, you're in
the Pensacola. Yeah, we got your Terry Pensacola. You can
drive in anytime. We appreciate you, buddy.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Thank you everybody?
Speaker 5 (36:27):
All right, man, Eddie up and coming to good game,
my boy. You hang on, We'll get you at prize back.
All right? Can I give a shout out? Please?
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Do? I want to give a shout out to my beautiful.
Speaker 5 (36:38):
Wife Teresa, and my three sons Jeremy, Corey and Shane
and everybody at the maintenance and Best Garage and Covey.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Well all right, Ed, appreciate you and yours listening to
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What's up? Hey good man?
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Hey man?
Speaker 6 (41:31):
Have you seen the new KFC commercials, the ones that
say is okay to eat fried chicken again? It won't
kill you? And then it's got a disclaimer with more
weasel words than a forty eight month cor league. Yeah,
talking about KFC can be a valuable part of your
healthier lifestyle.
Speaker 5 (41:50):
And I'm thinking.
Speaker 6 (41:51):
Healthier than what a thirty ounce ribbi and a glass
of scotch. KFC don't stand for cholesterol free chick, regardless
of what y'all are heard, and they always they talking
about a piece of KFC has eleven grams of cobs
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(42:12):
it also packed six ounces of skin and a half
a pound of crust. That extra crispy on the outside.
That ain't tofu my brother, don't get me wrong. I
ain't got nothing against KFC or fried chicken. Hey, my
people been eating it since the kernel was a PFC.
But if you want to know how good a diet
food it is, all you got to do is look
(42:34):
at the people that.
Speaker 5 (42:35):
Eat at KFC.
Speaker 6 (42:37):
Not too many iron man triathletes in there lining up.
Speaker 5 (42:40):
For the twelve piece bucket.
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You know.
Speaker 6 (42:43):
You don't see no skinny clay achins.
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Now it'll be a Ruben or two in, you know.
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Of course.
Speaker 6 (43:05):
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You know.
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But see here's a real problem, right, People just eat
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(43:31):
You know, back in the day, it'd be like one
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(43:52):
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(00:23):
from Las Vegas. Still got another trip for it takes
that final lab course. Doug's retiring at the end of
this year MSS lead anchor, President of the Performance Racing Network.
So how is Vegas?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Doug?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
It was good.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
It's a good trip, entertaining race, but I will fully
admit is always great at least for me to get
back on East coast time.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
That is up Beta. That just thw you throw you
all off, man.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
They have never figured it out a good way for
you to get.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
From the West coast back.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
That's it. That was a good race.
Speaker 6 (00:55):
Man.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
Again, How the ratings looking so far this year?
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Well, the TV ratings, thank you for asking, have really
been good. They're up nine percent at Vegas and seven
percent overall. And that's including the fact that the Daytona
five hundred was rain delayed by a full day. Had
that race gone off on time, I think the ratings
would be up by double digits. And I think there's
a couple of factors there. One of them was the
(01:20):
Netflix series that the drivers did.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
I believe a lot of people watched that that were.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Just casual NASCAR fans and they found somebody in there
that they wanted to pull for, and now they watched
the races to pull for driver X. I think that
had a lot to do with it.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
And the first three races of the year.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Have been really entertaining, that's true.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
And talk about Kyle Larson gets his first victory this year.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yeah, he did.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
He just went out and wore the field out at
Las Vegas. But he didn't win by a big margin,
but he led one hundred and eighty one laps out
of two sixty seven. And you knew really early on,
if they didn't cut a tire or have some kind
of problem, probably gonna win. Tyler Reddick made a run
at him late in the race and Larson held him off.
(02:05):
And it was funny what Larson had to say after
the race, and I talked to him earlier today as
a matter of fact, and he was saying that he
was able to air block Tyler Reddick, meaning he could
manipulate his car on the racetrack without it being a
big move, just to change the air on the nose
(02:26):
of Reddick's Toyota enough to keep him from catching him.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
It's brilliant stuff.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
I mean, people brag all the time about Kyle Larson
being a generational talent. He put on a talent show
the other day at the end.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Of that race to keep Redick at bay Man.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
That is pretty wild though, because it looked like, you know,
Reddick just chose the wrong line at the wrong time.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Maybe that had something a little something.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
To that had something to do with it that he
guessed to go high as opposed to low or stay
in the middle groove. But Kyle Larson was also influencing
that right with where he was on the track. And
Kyle said, with a lap and a half to go,
I knew I had it won. And that's amazing because
Reddick's only like two car links back. But he was
so confident in his car and being able to replicate
(03:08):
that winning line that he went on to win. So
after three races, this year, if you're a fan of
the bow Ties, Chevrolet has won all three races. William Byron,
Daniel Suarez, and now Kyle Larson.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Well, I remember, you know last week while I'm getting
my picks for the fantasy teams that he can't go
wrong with Hendrick right now.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
No, you can't.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Two of their drivers have won two of the first
three races, and it's a Chevy with Suarez winning the
other one.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Well, what about teams that aren't doing too well to
start this race season?
Speaker 4 (03:41):
A couple of teams that I've kind of highlighted on
my sheet here. One of them's Joey Logano. Joey Logano
is a perennial front row. He has started on the
front row of all three races this year. He has
two poles in an outside pole, but once they dropped
the green, they've just not been effected. Now Daytona and Atlanta,
he got caught up in messes and he finished thirty third,
(04:03):
I think in twenty eighth. This past week he was ninth,
But he was never in the hunt, as we call
that race in Vegas. You never looked at Joey Logano
and went, oh wow, he's putting on a move that's
going to get him to the front, and they've.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Stalled out a little bit.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
And this is a guy that won a championship two
years ago, and we are past the one year anniversary
of Joey Logano's last win. The last time he won
was the spring race at Atlanta Motor Speedway in twenty
twenty three. Hard to wrap your head around that if
you follow this sport, because they're so good, but they're
in a bit of a slump right now. And the
(04:38):
other one is the guy that I think a lot
of people want to see win because he took over
rals Finnway Racing and now it's Ralph Keselowski Racing and
a lot of people want to see Brad Keselowski win.
It's been over one hundred races, one hundred and one
races since he's won. But he's out of the box
low thirty third, thirty third at Atlanta, thirteenth at Las Vegas,
(05:00):
and here again. During that race at Las Vegas, never
saw Brad in a position that I felt like he
was threatening to win or even get a top ten finish.
And there's a lot of moment behind this team because
of what he's done with a reclamation project with this team,
and his teammate won three.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Races last year.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
It's way early in the year. It's a thirty six
race season and we're only three races in.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
But you don't want to bury.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Yourself here early on because if you get into that mode,
then the only way you make the playoffs is to
go out and win a race. You'd like to be
in better points shape than they are right now. Ty Gibbs,
by the way, sophomore season, he's ninth in points. Looking
pretty good right out of the box for a young driver.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Absolutely al right. Gonna head out Wes one more time
before we get back to Bristol, and that is Phoenix Raceways. So, Doug,
who you're looking at in Phoenix, odd.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Little racetrack out there, with the way they drive way
down on the bottom on the back stretch and how
it's configured. I've got to use the past as my
template for what might happen this week. Ryan Blaney's gonna
be good there. I think he's finished runner up the
last three races at Phoenix. That's pretty good. That's very consistent.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Ross Chastain will be good.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
He's the guy that won the race the last time
we were out there that the title was decided. Even
though he didn't win the title, he did win that race.
I like those two and also the guy that just
won at Las Vegas, Kyle Larson. I think those all
three are going to be tough about Watch out for Blaney.
This might be a place where Ford gets their first
win of the year.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
All right, maybe four to break through hell race number four.
All right, Doug, and see what happens. Catch up with
you next week. Thank you so much, buddy.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Guys always appreciate it.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
Thanks a lot, my boy.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Follow Doug on Twitter at Rice Man sixty one. All Right,
well let's play beat dub Blonde for that bulls Nod
prize back. We got the Blonde. Get us extested one
eight hundred. Big Show will play next. Good morning, that's
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Speaker 5 (07:37):
I'm blonde. Marci tantorm around.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
On another hat here on the Big Show, we got
our contestant Patrick from Warner Robins, Georgia. Good morning, Patrick,
Good morning, John Boyd and Buddy. All right, Patrick, you
know we do as tatters and questions. You agree or
disagree with her answer based what do you think that's
true or not? Two bails for two buzzers, and you
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will win the big Old Bulls not prize back.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
All right, Marcy Patrick, Patrick, as she is, good to
see you. All right, Marty, all right.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
According to a well known mother goose rhyme, all right, dad,
we're rhyming, mother goose, bye bye baby bunting. Daddy's gonna
hunting to get a little a little.
Speaker 7 (08:28):
What hunting to get a little? Hunting?
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Would rye?
Speaker 7 (08:36):
I believe that goes to get a little dumpling.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Is gonna hunting to get a little dumpling? Padrick? Do
you agree or disagree that you agree on that?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Answer is rabbit skin? Daddy is gonna hunting to get
a little rabbit skin.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
That mother goose rhyme the title.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
You have to do it in the right dialect.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
I'm gonna hunting to get a wrap or hunting anyway,
I can't do it.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
Father goad buy baby bunting. Dad is gonna hunting to
get a little rabbit skin to wrap my baby bunting in.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
They had to wrap it up there. That was his
third verse, mother goose, throw you off?
Speaker 3 (09:27):
No going it through?
Speaker 5 (09:28):
Patrick off. That is one buzzer.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Let's get this next one right, Marcy, which comic book superhero,
originally summoned his superpowers by shouting shazammer.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Pie wish isam.
Speaker 7 (09:45):
You would not go, Captain Marvel, my friend.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Captain Marvel shouted shazam, Patrick, Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Okay, squeak out with out you agree, and that was
the thing to do, Yes, Captain Marvel, all right, and
you alive. Let's see what happens here.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
So Tayler and Alice in Wonderland, we were dealing with
Alice yesterday.
Speaker 7 (10:19):
She's back.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
So Alice in Wonderland, who kept saying, I'm late, I'm
late for a.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
Very important date. Did it go like that anyway? The
one that I've got written, I'm late, I'm late.
Speaker 7 (10:33):
That sounds like Alice talking to her mother.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Oh well, she's on.
Speaker 7 (10:42):
Him drugs and she'd eat and drink anything. So you
know that was the mad Hatter, the mad said, I'm
late I drink.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
Do you agree or disagree with the mad hatter? Disagree
with that? And that was the thing to do. Yes,
you have won the stream. You're beat leblon. By the way,
it was the white rabbit.
Speaker 7 (11:13):
Apparently I wasn't read to as a child.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Rabbit exactly Ozo, Why Patrick, you hang over your one
hundred twenty dollars worth of bulls not cleaning products?
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Made I say yes, why don't you give a shout out?
Speaker 4 (11:29):
I want to give a shout out to my beautiful
wife and she's gonna be listening to uh this with me?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
And this is not my first time, but I didn't
get a mood the last time.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
All Right, I know Patrick moved.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
There you go, buddy, buy a many hours, Tommy dudes,
about twenty minutes we will summon the grummy old man.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
Make you feel good. This there's y morning.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
It's making show on the radio, Thursday, March seventh, twenty
and twenty four. Right, let's a ooh something makes me
feel good about myself.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
I can use that right now, less than I got
the loss of we're waiting what do you get it?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Right?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Less than if this is like something I really have
nothing to do with It's just the way God made me.
So it was stuff to brag on that, but that's
all I got.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
At this point.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Less than fifteen percent of men in the United States
are six feet or taller.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Less than fifteen percent of the men Randy, were you
you close in? Okay?
Speaker 1 (13:15):
He's just five ten, right, just and Billy coming in
Muggsy bogues about five four yep. So less than four
percent of men in America are at least six foot two. Wow,
I'm six four so yeah, so that's like one of
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those like four percent percentiles.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
Is that the way you do it? You're a freak.
And if your weight was accurate for your height and
being normal, you'd be like eighteen feet tall. So you
can't spoil it there, shorty. How's the weather down there?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
But as of this in the NBA, eighty seven percent
of the players are taller than six foot two. Yeah, crazy,
eighty seven percent.
Speaker 7 (14:04):
How tall is Shaquille? Is he like six eight?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
He's got to be at least seven? Yeah, I would say.
I mean, gosh, we were talking about my Nute Bowl.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
We weren't on the air.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
We were just in here talking about him like it
was like seven seven or seven eight or something like that.
Back in the day of minute man, I can I can.
Speaker 7 (14:23):
Use a couple of just so I can reach the
second shelf of a cabinet. I am so short.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
A shock is seven foot one?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Wow?
Speaker 5 (14:30):
Seven one? Yeah? Yeah. Why don't you make some snyp
remarks about his weight? Next time, we probably laughed, he's
got a good Oh well, anyway, thank you, shorty. Gradually, oh, y'all,
sound like you could use a grumpy old man. Come on,
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join the crowd. Ten minutes. Make Joe rolls on.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Good Morning, make shows on the radio, just in time
for the grummy old man.
Speaker 8 (15:28):
Wabbly JABBITI didn't he do. I'm old and I.
Speaker 9 (15:33):
Hate exercise, and my day we didn't have any high
tech pec deck thick neck, norutalized, sanitized, frantized, rubbed down,
pumped up athletic clubs. We were too weak and sickly
to do any sort of workout, so we did the
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only physical activity we could handle.
Speaker 8 (15:56):
It was called smoking. Your parents made you wait till
you were old enough. When you were.
Speaker 9 (16:05):
Finally three or four, they gave me your first plug
of chewing tobacco. Your breath would kill a gopher it
thirty feet. Your teeth would turn brown and fall out,
but you didn't care because you knew you didn't need
them to smoke anyway. Then, when you were tend you
(16:25):
moved on to cigarettes. You always smoked the unfiltered ones
because the doctor told you you weren't getting enough tar.
You dreamed about the day you could afford a pipe.
You could hold it between your blistered, diseased gums long,
and for the day you'd become a man and score
the holy grail. A big black stogie. Put me in coach.
(16:49):
I could smoke a pack at a time. Here's my lungs,
let's use them for a boat anchor.
Speaker 8 (16:54):
And we liked it.
Speaker 9 (16:56):
We loved it, and we didn't have no muscle bound
Charlie Atlas wanna be show offs to idolize neither. We
all had squishy, fleshy bodies, like a big sack of
bas pudding, covered in hair and blackheads. Nobody even knew
what a muscle looked like. The only fella that came
(17:18):
close to being an awesome physical specimen was old spin
Corn Puffles, the swoll up swede we call him. He
had some sort of bizarre foreign disease that made certain
parts of his body blow up like a balloon. He
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worked a chiseled figure by toting his grotesquely misshapen frame around.
Sometimes his forearms and his legs had swell up, and
he looked for all the world like pop by the sailor.
The next week, is head might puff up and he
looked like a fifty pounds blonde meatball on a stick.
Speaker 8 (17:59):
It was he disgusting, but sometimes.
Speaker 9 (18:02):
It was funny too, like the times when his nugget
pouch took the bloat and you'd laugh your full head
off when he comes bouncing down the street like he
was riding a rabbit peach ball. You and your idiot
(18:24):
friends had chased him down the street with pins, trying
to pop him so he'd spun up through the air
like a deflating balloon. Poppery whippity whoppity wang, Look at me,
I'm a big water tan tampyoga oogling the local freaking
popping black heads.
Speaker 8 (18:39):
Wake me up when the dark ages are rover.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
And we liked it.
Speaker 8 (18:44):
We loved it. Ham spindle sham spiddle, twinkled tinkle stinkley.
Do I hate exercise?
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Speaker 11 (21:42):
We need to give our condolences to the Lewis family.
Comedian Richard Lewis over the weekend. He was seventy six
years old. He was late lately, has been on Curb
Your Enthusiasms.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Actually saw the episode when I found out to pass
away with they put his picture up there.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
So what what what was he sick?
Speaker 11 (22:04):
I believe yeah, he had been dealing with a cancer
in the past. And yeah, so our Adolen says and
that's you know, his whole you know, his whole stick
or everything was about his health and his mental health
and things like that.
Speaker 7 (22:19):
Most of his comedy was was centered around that. So
we're gonna miss him.
Speaker 11 (22:25):
Some interesting news, Jerry Jones is in the news, the
billionaire owner of the of the Cowboys, you know who
he is. He has to submit a paternity test. Whoa,
he got that right, the eighty year old Jerry Jones.
He has to provide DNA to determine if he fathered
twenty seven year old Alexander Davis.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
Oh what reason? It was like seven years ago.
Speaker 11 (22:46):
But it's a baby to him, so he has to
do that. Oprah Winfrey a little bit of alone, a
little bit of a pickle. So she a couple of
years ago went on board with weight Watchers, uh huh
and kind of like help them rebrand and was the
face of weight Watchers. And she is she's announced that
she's stepping down from her role at weight Watchers. Why
(23:06):
because she made a public that she was taking the
Olympic shot.
Speaker 5 (23:10):
Oh that's a good combination if you can get her.
Speaker 7 (23:14):
And I'm like, so maybe she's got type two diabetes.
I don't you don't you don't know.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
But no, no, so she didn't say or she doesn't
have it. She's not gonna, says the great and powerful Oprah.
Speaker 7 (23:29):
She was actually you know she was.
Speaker 9 (23:31):
She was.
Speaker 7 (23:31):
She had shares in the company.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
Wo yeah, person, you gotta BET's gonna rebound. And it's
got to be her. I mean, somebody must have rated
her out.
Speaker 11 (23:41):
She's rated herself out. She revealed last year that she she, yes, indeed,
uses the drug to maintain her weight.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
Okay, and she's saying she uses it to maintain weight.
That's not the same as a weight watch, as a diabetes.
Speaker 7 (23:57):
I think all the other you know, weight loss. Uh
so entities want you to do.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Their one vein of income is going away for Oprah.
All right, street, she'll be a nice figure.
Speaker 11 (24:13):
Taylor Swift, I know we're not talking about it, right, Yeah,
we're not, just as the football Yeah, okay, is this
all right?
Speaker 5 (24:22):
Go ahead?
Speaker 11 (24:24):
Okay, there's a lot about a lot of going on
right now about her and her concert and them being
a part and then Jason Kelsey's big announcement and so
but no, the coach of the Kansas City Chiefs said,
y'all are so late to the game. Taylor's been around
the Chiefs practices and everything, but around the stadium since September.
Speaker 7 (24:43):
We knew about her way before we y'all did.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
So that was September.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
That was well way back to September all the way
we back. And Jason Kelsey was his brother who retired
from the Philadelphia Eagles. In case you're a wonder I
mean to the listeners.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Well, you know right, yeah, I wasn't wondering, or she
would have looked it up.
Speaker 7 (25:03):
And my last story for this report is Miley Cyrus' mom.
Speaker 11 (25:07):
Miley Cyrus's mom divorced Miley Cyrus's dad years ago, years ago, okay,
and so he is dating a much younger woman, and
she is.
Speaker 7 (25:18):
Married to her daughter's ex boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Miley Cyrus's mama is married to Miley's ex boyfriend.
Speaker 11 (25:28):
Miley's twenty four year old sister, Noah, is not on
good terms with her mom because she stole her boyfriend
away from her.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
Her daughter stole to mom's boyfriend away from him.
Speaker 11 (25:43):
But her daughter, who's twenty four, was dating a much
older man, fifty three year old Dominic Purcell.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Uh huh.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
And so so they just work out with trade married again.
Speaker 7 (25:53):
Well, no, I mean she didn't have a boyfriend to
give to No, Noah is a girl.
Speaker 5 (25:59):
Well, this whole thing is making my head hurt.
Speaker 7 (26:00):
That's what I thought, so I wanted to end it.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
All right, that's a good end, Thank you very much.
All right, let's get us a winner. Wordy Word time.
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click out on their contest.
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But in the contest you want to play, can't get there?
Speaker 3 (27:05):
We'll call you and everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 5 (27:08):
I play the word A word and the word you word.
Lets meet the contestants. We got Eddie from Covington, Virginia.
Good morning Eddie, the.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Bad I went. I went to bad bad man.
Speaker 5 (27:20):
Oh oh no, no, my bad, my bad. Eddie is
there talking?
Speaker 2 (27:22):
I just can't hear.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Hey, there you are, Eddie. I went I went to
bad man Ednie.
Speaker 8 (27:28):
Yes, don boy, it's great.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
To talk to you.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Thanks.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
Hey, you're not fun to me. You're not Eddie Eddie
from Covington, Virginia. All right, Jagie and he's not alerted Sam.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Mike.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Hey, hey, what is that you?
Speaker 5 (27:47):
Eddie?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (27:49):
Well, why didn't you say something? Stupid?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
I was you couldn't hear me? Stupid?
Speaker 9 (27:53):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (27:53):
Because I didn't answer. I didn't have the phone right right, Yeah,
well you're right, you win.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
I am stupid.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
You just wait and his brother gets old. I think
we'll be a good team.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
So good.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
Me and Eddie on one side.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
All right, good, welcome, And Jonathan is in Lufkin, Texas.
Speaker 5 (28:14):
Good morning, Jonathan.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Here's David.
Speaker 5 (28:22):
Jonathan. Are you there? Jonathan from Lufkin. I don't know
what to deal with Jonathan?
Speaker 11 (28:34):
You do?
Speaker 2 (28:34):
All right?
Speaker 5 (28:35):
Congratulations? Do you know he's there? Baby?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Uh? Oh my bad?
Speaker 5 (28:44):
What's that?
Speaker 7 (28:45):
It's Terry Ross playing with you and Eddie Urban is
playing with Tator. I put the wrong names down.
Speaker 12 (28:50):
Completely, okay, So so well, why do I just askers
on the telephone who is this that I'm talking to?
Speaker 5 (29:01):
And you're not Eddie or Jonathan?
Speaker 4 (29:04):
This is Terry down in Pensacola.
Speaker 5 (29:06):
That is Terry. All right, Bunnie.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
He's been there the whole time, so we've had the
third stoop so far. Jack can welcome to our club here,
all right, Terry is in Pensacola.
Speaker 5 (29:19):
Now, container just go ahead and play and play with Terry.
I'm gonna.
Speaker 7 (29:24):
Oh, I don't know, I guess.
Speaker 5 (29:26):
I mean, it doesn't matter, does it if y'all don't
shut up? All right? Yeah, Terry and tatter me and
Eddy has already bond over stoops, so we should be
on the same team.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Okay, good deal, all right, Terry. Welcome by the way, buddy,
glad you're here. Jack's got a lot of paperwork going on.
She's been asking how to go out for jewelry duty.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
It was just a whole thing. I'll shut up now.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
What No, I understanding. I just got my feet straight,
so I'm ready to go.
Speaker 5 (29:53):
I got my pedicure.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
I'm ready. Wow.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Alright, good buddy. So, uh, Terry, Cary, you were relaxing
me and Eddie. We'll go for the first thirty seconds.
All right, Eddie, are you ready?
Speaker 5 (30:07):
Oh boy, Eddie? Eddie him? Yeah, all right, Eddie, I'm
taking it back. You lose.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Can you hear me now?
Speaker 5 (30:21):
Yes, yeah, I can hear you. Hey, buddy, I have
to try calling him back.
Speaker 8 (30:30):
Let me try.
Speaker 7 (30:31):
Maybe he can move around somewhere.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
Why don't we just drive over to it.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
I can hear y'all. Fine, I can hear y'all.
Speaker 5 (30:38):
Fine, But see this is a radio show.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Else to hear. No, it's Eddie.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
Okay, so wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
It seems like it might be something wrong on his board.
Let me turn this down. That should have nothing to
do with all right, Eddie, all right, stay with Eddie.
Say something. Okay, we could not hear him there. Okay,
Eddie say something else?
Speaker 5 (31:00):
Everything else there it is.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
It's on B.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
I got him a on air, but he's on B.
All right now, Terry say something? Yeah, good work? All right?
Speaker 7 (31:10):
All right now John Boys say something.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
You think of this new studio couldn't get any worse. Okay,
this is the longest.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
All right.
Speaker 5 (31:28):
Well, I'm just not going to touch anything right now.
Let's see when you get through this game.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Always a good policy, okay, all right, So me and
Eddie for the first thirty seconds, all right, here we
go nowhere, all right, start the clock.
Speaker 5 (31:43):
Now you do this with your brain. I'm gonna sit
here and yes, yes, that's it rhymes with the kitchen,
Yes rhymes with it. A skating rhymes with it. The
missing rhymes with it.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
A stole, a blank stole, a coat a woman wears,
and that an animal, Yes.
Speaker 5 (32:08):
Rhymes with it. This is a color, Yes, rhymes with it.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
A skunk.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
Yeah, I would work seven on the board. Say, I'm
glad we put up with that. Course we tied. Well,
that was the second I got an eight before.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Never mind, Eddie, good work, Buddy, good work, all right.
Seven on the board, tight or something for you and
Terry to shoot at.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Good night, Terry?
Speaker 5 (32:37):
Are you ready my slam with everybody? Oh, Darry, you
can do it?
Speaker 7 (32:43):
Ready go blank and gravy, breakfast meal?
Speaker 9 (32:48):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (32:48):
No, you pour this over the bread.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Yep.
Speaker 7 (32:51):
Motorcycle when you ride on one tire, it's called a
what you papa?
Speaker 5 (32:55):
Really?
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Huh uh?
Speaker 7 (32:57):
Superman has this flowing behind him. It's on his back.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (33:02):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (33:02):
These people are in movies you call them a what
they're in plays?
Speaker 5 (33:06):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (33:07):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (33:07):
This is uh?
Speaker 7 (33:09):
You your this goes up and down when you chew, Uh,
you get hit in it?
Speaker 3 (33:14):
In it knock you out, dude, got hit right in
the sea.
Speaker 5 (33:25):
Something you might have thrown in face on that Taylor
when you were telling it was all right, y'ally good man.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
You're within striking distance for the four on the board,
me and Eddie leading by three going into round round two.
Speaker 5 (33:41):
All right, Eddie, ready to pile on?
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Yeah, all right, start the clock now you used to
play these on your phonograph.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
Oh what wait a minute? Stop stop time time time
time to stopping the clock. Stopping the clock. So what
was it you put the one down?
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (34:04):
Hey, don't you us start over and we are picking
up on that last one.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Ud be worse, Eddie, we're picking up on that last one.
All right, okay, so ready go all right?
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Say it Eddie?
Speaker 5 (34:18):
No, no, no, higher, Yes, that's it. Okay, here it is.
Put your forty five on a blank player phonographer.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
This is what you slide down a hill on the
snow with when you were a kid. Yeah right, rhymes
with it?
Speaker 5 (34:37):
Is that? Yeah? Is that a mineral?
Speaker 11 (34:39):
No?
Speaker 5 (34:40):
Either blank or follow? Blank or follow?
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Yes? Uh huh?
Speaker 5 (34:46):
All right you the brain is in your head. Alright,
I'm on now you alright?
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Five one A seven A total of twelve for Eddie. Okay,
l E A D. Yeah, so I could go lead
or lead. The lead was rhyming English language. Well, if
y'all can get an eight and tie this up. If
(35:15):
you get a seven, I will consider it tied and
we'll go to over.
Speaker 5 (35:22):
One hundred dollars. All right, Terry, are you ready?
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Boddy?
Speaker 5 (35:28):
Let's go and go.
Speaker 7 (35:30):
You sleep in this in your house?
Speaker 5 (35:33):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (35:33):
This is two letters that mean a camper. You do
this when you ask someone to marry you, you do
what I have E blank to me? What is that
called when they get down on one knee?
Speaker 5 (35:47):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (35:47):
Yes, this is where you go and you hawk your stuff.
They give you money. You wash your hair with this?
Speaker 5 (35:56):
No, wash your hair?
Speaker 7 (35:59):
What is it called that you were?
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Hoo?
Speaker 7 (36:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:01):
How we do? How we do?
Speaker 5 (36:03):
You got a fuck up on the board? H yeah,
a little short shirts.
Speaker 7 (36:09):
Seventy five dollars.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
We'll take that twelve nine and Hee wins tear down
in love. Can we appreciate you playing? No, you're in
the Pensacola. Yeah, we got your Terry Pensacola. You can
drive in anytime. We appreciate you, buddy.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Thank you everybody?
Speaker 5 (36:27):
All right, man, Eddie up and coming to good game,
my boy. You hang on, We'll get you at prize back.
All right? Can I give a shout out? Please?
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Do? I want to give a shout out to my beautiful.
Speaker 5 (36:38):
Wife Teresa, and my three sons Jeremy, Corey and Shane
and everybody at the maintenance and Best Garage and Covey.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Well all right, Ed, appreciate you and yours listening to
the Big Show. Good morning, got the Big Show on
the radio? Got requested bit right in my Paul hank
Emery from Beckley, West Virginia.
Speaker 5 (36:59):
Says, eighty you guys still have the mad Max Mad
at Peter. I'd like to hear it if you do.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Thanks, Oh hang, we got a bunch of mad going
out in Peter's O tatter. Find a good and we'll
hang up in Beckley's Coming up next.
Speaker 5 (37:38):
Good Morning makes Show. It's hol Radio.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Something you'd like to hear about this time Monday through Friday.
Robs the line at John Moorebilly Facebook page or to
bakeshow dot com. This morning, hank Emery, Beckley, West Virginia,
hear this Mad Max?
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Jo boy? You're mad Max? Here?
Speaker 5 (37:58):
Max? How's it going well?
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Let's see, I'm titgy, five years old. I'm a small
business owner, I'm a taxpayer, I'm straight, I'm white, i
got a prostate the size of a basketball, and I'm
fixing the start paying five bucks a gallon for gas?
How you think it? But I ain't here to talk
about me, boys, it's time for a quick update on
(38:21):
our old friends at Peta pen Heads eat up with
talking about animals. You know the genius is behind fish
fiell pain and meat is murder and Jesus was a
vegetarian and all that happy horsecrap. Well, their latest brainstorm
there's a big giveaway contest on the Peda website. Here's
(38:41):
some highlights. Human overpopulation is crowding out animal life on
the planet, and dog and cat over population is creating
a euthanasia crisis. That is a crying shame, Disappearing wilderness,
vanishing water resources, and pollution is the price that future
generations will pay for more human births. Yeah, we all
(39:05):
know the guys that belong to Peter are such notorious
chick magnet. There's the best way to combat the companion
animal over population crisis is to have your cat or
dog neutered and with a global population of almost seven
billion humans, more of ice species could use a voluntary
snip too. Now one lucky man can be reproduction free,
(39:31):
free of charge. Peter will give one free vasectomy to
a man who has recently had his companion cat or
dog neoter. That's right, folks, the nut jobs are given away.
A free nut job to enter, leave a comment answering
the question why should Peter newter you in the comments
(39:54):
section below. The winner agrees to have his name and
likeness appear on any Peda material and websites and those
of its affiliates. Hear that, guys, Peter will make sure
the whole world knows just what a nutless wonder you are.
Normally i'd say my big old butt right about here.
(40:14):
But this is actually a brilliant praying when you think
about it, because if there's anything the world needs less of,
it's animal rights nuts. And if you're trying to keep
a man from ever having children, making them the poster
boy for Peter would probably knock down his chance is
a good bit even without the surgery. Hey, Peta, you're
(40:36):
at the top of the food chain. Deal with it, y'all.
Keep your nose out of my business, your hand out,
of my breeches, hand out, shut up and quit warning
my lot, John Boyd, Milly, y'all have a nice nut.
Speaker 5 (41:15):
Good morning. There's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
Then we go with today's feature track for the big show,
Big Box, Marvin Webster, there's for key words lost, KFC,
Wrap it up, mob Yo?
Speaker 5 (41:29):
What's up? Hey good man?
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Hey man?
Speaker 6 (41:31):
Have you seen the new KFC commercials, the ones that
say is okay to eat fried chicken again? It won't
kill you? And then it's got a disclaimer with more
weasel words than a forty eight month cor league. Yeah,
talking about KFC can be a valuable part of your
healthier lifestyle.
Speaker 5 (41:50):
And I'm thinking.
Speaker 6 (41:51):
Healthier than what a thirty ounce ribbi and a glass
of scotch. KFC don't stand for cholesterol free chick, regardless
of what y'all are heard, and they always they talking
about a piece of KFC has eleven grams of cobs
and packs forty grams of protein. Yeah, well, don't forget
(42:12):
it also packed six ounces of skin and a half
a pound of crust. That extra crispy on the outside.
That ain't tofu my brother, don't get me wrong. I
ain't got nothing against KFC or fried chicken. Hey, my
people been eating it since the kernel was a PFC.
But if you want to know how good a diet
food it is, all you got to do is look
(42:34):
at the people that.
Speaker 5 (42:35):
Eat at KFC.
Speaker 6 (42:37):
Not too many iron man triathletes in there lining up.
Speaker 5 (42:40):
For the twelve piece bucket.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
You know.
Speaker 6 (42:43):
You don't see no skinny clay achins.
Speaker 5 (42:45):
Now it'll be a Ruben or two in, you know.
Speaker 6 (42:49):
And hey, look who KFC got doing their commercials. You
ain't heard Jarrett from Subway going, you know, sub sandwich.
That's okay, But what I really need is a wing
box with a bucket potatoes and gray See KMS he
got George the fat dude from sin Fair.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
Of course.
Speaker 6 (43:05):
You know, here's a dude actually look like he been
through a bucket or two.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
You know.
Speaker 6 (43:09):
But see here's a real problem, right, People just eat
too much today. Everybody want to supersize a lunch. Next thing,
you know, you got a supersized booty running around. See
that's why we got all these fat kids running around
in the mall now and usually hanging pretty close to
the food court. I mean, I hate to sound like
people all here. But it then't used to be like that.
(43:31):
You know, back in the day, it'd be like one
fat kid in the whole class. Now had the kids
in school got love handles and double chins and eight
years old Herkules, herkals and you know who started all
this diet that don't seem like a diet. Stuff, be
old doctor Atkins. The Atkins died talking about eat the
(43:52):
right stuff, and you can eat all you want, you know,
eat the whapper, just throw the bun away. See, America
be all over that diet. Hey man, you heard fat
don't make you fat?
Speaker 5 (44:03):
Well, here's another scoop.
Speaker 6 (44:04):
Fried chicken don't make you skinny either, Right, there's so
many people on the Atkins diet. Now the food company
is coming out with what they called the healthier version
of their products. All over the grocery store, you got
sugar free fudge sickles, and got that low car bid
out with a michelob ultra and now KFC is part
of your healthy lifestyle. See, this is why America's so fat.
(44:27):
Our idea going on diet is michelobe and fudge sickles
and fried chickens.
Speaker 5 (44:32):
Y'all think about it. I'm mopping with dead boxes.
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