January 9, 2025 • 41 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it’s National Law Enforcement Appreciation Day, so of course we’ll celebrate by poking fun at our own former man in blender, Donnie Pressley.. - We’ve got the Top 10 Signs Your Cop Partner Needs a Vacation.. - The YouTube version of “Cops” takes a weird turn.. - We’ll grab a seat inside the John Boy & Billy Playhouse for an encore performance of “The Betrayal of King Vidar”.. - and Mad Max goes off on a proposed tax on fat people…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Of course Bell Kim Jong un forty one yesterday. Elvis
Presley would have been ninety yesterday, and we got a
requests for a song and Randy put together with the
artificial intelligence. Nice Elvis singing a very popular song of today.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I brought him back. Why not?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Great Bud Sanda, can uplight you are?
Speaker 4 (00:58):
The brother said, can you to night? That wasn't a
girl waxing, But for any day you ain't standing around
in your face, You get sprung, you getro you get straw.
Heaped him the gens she's wearing. I'm looking down I
can't stop staring.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
You've got back my anaconda.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Don't go not unless you got back the bonds. Hid
I'm begging for If you said that, Baba said, go
and find that. J said double, you get strange, thro
you get spray.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
I don't know one, but it's Steers.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
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Speaker 5 (01:48):
That's ahead. That's one.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Yeah, I'll keep you out on of course.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
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Speaker 1 (02:55):
We'll call you a lot of you. I wanna get
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the gold prize. By. We got Greg from Common, Alabama
on the line.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Coome on to Greg.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Will Well, well, oh boy, be ken Oliver. All right, Greg,
cheer up here, buddy. Let's let's say when your three
bells actually two bells works before two buzzers.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
You know how to do it, so.
Speaker 8 (03:39):
God, I'll do I'll do my dangers.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
You get old Greg's wife LinkedIn Tyler and kind of
connect with him here this.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Morning a romantic Yes, right, I'm right there with you, Gregy.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
All right, but tighter. I've been listening since you were
then turned.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
By how my voice has matured.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Thank you, Greg. Here we go round, so tighter.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
According to the professionals, what is the hardest part of
being a rodeo rider?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
I would say the ground is the hardest part, is
what I would say.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
I can attest to that one ride on Barney the Bull.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
But you're asking about their skills or what the hardest
part of their thing. I would say bull riding.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Bull John bull riding is the hardest part of rodeo.
And what time says Greg agree or disagrees?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
I disagree?
Speaker 5 (04:38):
You dis did I hear a disc on that?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Okay?
Speaker 9 (04:42):
I disagree?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah, still, yeah, it is riding a bull bull rod.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
What did you think it was? Greg?
Speaker 5 (04:52):
The hardest? Well, oh, I mean being.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
You're not the writers, they're just.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
No, I mean, oh yeah, yeah, we're with you. All right.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Well that is a dog own. That was a bar
down there.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Here we go, Okay, let's go to karate.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Oh you know I'm so good at that.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Well then karate, Taylor, and everybody knows black belts are
considered the most skilled.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Rue right, everybody knows.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
What to those with the least skill where they were a.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Pistol, they were barate fa. No, if we're talking about
the belts, I think is what you're asking me. I
would say the green belts are the least skilled.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
The green belts is what Tatter says represents the least
skilled in karate.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Greg, what what do you do? Agree or disagree?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, I'm about to lose, probably, but I disagree and
I think it's a white belt.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
All right, Well disagree and that was the thing to do.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
You are right, it's white white belt, don't accessori.
Speaker 8 (06:09):
Yeah that's only because I'm old and went through Navy
seal training.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Thank you.
Speaker 10 (06:19):
All right, Well, Greg, here we go winning and losing,
But this one all right, Taylor, Is there any good
reason wild girls should put a basketball between her knees
and squeeze?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Gosh?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Any good reason?
Speaker 9 (06:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
It's called birth patrol.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Sure, sure, I always heard it was an aspirin. But yes,
we'll go to basketball, I guess.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Is is there a good reason? Yes, there's a good reason.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
There is a good reason why girl should do that
with the basketball.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Greg agree or this agree?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I agree? And yeah, away you did pull it out there,
all right. You gotta tell us the good reason.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
According to health and exercise experts, it's good for toning
your thighs and your stomach muscles shut.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
That's what.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Master, So really go save money.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
It's just.
Speaker 9 (07:31):
Okay they want somebody needs to do it.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
By John Boy of basketball.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I was thinking about Pecker from California. That would be
Stephen Curry. Any kids, he's on nolly. I know he's
got a bunch of balls later around the house. Yet
tell he's a crab one of the basketballs. You cut
them off at five?
Speaker 5 (07:53):
They knew basketball is at home?
Speaker 9 (07:55):
Right?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Oh, good work, great gotta I'm in Alabama.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I appreciate you. Listen, all these years, you still got
it to win.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Buddy.
Speaker 8 (08:06):
All right, man, I sure appreciate y'all been doing it
way too long.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
I guess exactly, Leosa, thank you. I y'all celebrate National
Law Enforcement Appreciation Day. Can I retired police officer down
in Presley back on our special mike.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
He's gonna come.
Speaker 9 (08:27):
In handy right after your news test me.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
On good Morning.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
It's a big showing the radio National Law Enforcement Appreciation
Day all day long and having fun with all kind
of law enforcements. Look, I got it, let's do some
good turn on that special microphone for retired police officer Donnie.
Presley was just helping him the public service announcement.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Randy is such a great gun.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Huh, alrighty.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
He had a fine upstanding police officer in the Big
Show studios yesterday.
Speaker 11 (09:35):
He would have been sitting down, but we couldn't find
a chair.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
So anyway, Randy is is after we were producing some
stuff in the show. Randy was in the production room
with him. And Randy has blessed his heart. He has
little asthma problems, you know, with this heat and stuff
going on. And I guess you took out your nerd
in Hailer, And I mean Randy has like his regular
in haler, you know, but like for for this time.
I mean it's like a five gallon drum.
Speaker 11 (09:59):
And giant, a white classic thing looks like the pump
off of like a hot tub, but.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Like Darth Vader sunking all that thing.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
So anyway, Ryder was complaining about how hard it was,
and and this police officer said, oh, you've got it
so tough. So it kind of checked Randy off. I
guess him making fun of you. And yeah, and after
you take it from us from four hours and then
you know, somebody sometimes even if the guy does have
a gun, I figure, what the neck?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
What if I got to live for it?
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Just another day here?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
But anyway, so I guess you said, okay, you think
it's so easy, you know, you said, you said in here, I'll.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Go type up a little public service.
Speaker 11 (10:30):
Now.
Speaker 12 (10:30):
The FCC has been on us to get some public
service announcements on the show. I said, let me go
type someth my very quick, and you just put on
these headphones and read this for me on the microphone.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Now, now some of you have heard we do this before,
Like we had some bankers in here one day and
we made him do it because it's a special sound
sinking thing you have alan you're.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
You're you're in the bills.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
You understand this.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
When you run a tape recorder, you had like the
playback head and the record head.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (10:52):
Yeah, And sometimes what you have to do is to
sync up your audio, you have to talk along with yourself,
and in order to keep yourself sound like an idiot,
you have to have what's called a delay in your headphones.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
But if you take that off, see like you're talking
to the microphone, but you hear yourself like a quarter
of a second later in your headphones.
Speaker 7 (11:11):
And it makes you sound kind of goofy.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (11:14):
So there's a lot of concentration, a real sense of professionalism.
Speaker 11 (11:17):
Y'all may not believe this, but we have that problem
on this show. Yeah, it'll happen, you know sometimes stuff
that didn't make sense.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
So anyway, so Randy sets him up, so sets down
at the microphone, says here, please, you know, read these
public service announcements with that sink delay off. So let's
all listen to him together, I shall we?
Speaker 3 (11:36):
All right, well, let's take there.
Speaker 12 (11:37):
It is okay, Donnie, just just read what's on the
script here and we'll use it like for a public
service announcement. Just just just go anytime you're ready.
Speaker 8 (11:45):
I'm playse officer dinin' Press and the venom of my urgency,
you should die nine one one one.
Speaker 12 (11:55):
Maybe maybe if you got like a little bit more
of a serious read on it, try that.
Speaker 8 (11:59):
I'm pleace off, Sir Donnie Pressley. In case of an emergency,
you should dial nine one on one.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
I'll try once more, don I think right now.
Speaker 8 (12:15):
I'm please Officer Donnie Pressley. In case of an emergency,
you should die nine one one one.
Speaker 12 (12:27):
Maybe if you talked a little slower, try once more.
Speaker 8 (12:32):
I'm what I'm pleae Officer Donnie Press In case of
an emergency, you should die nine one one one.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
Okay, thank you very much, Donny.
Speaker 12 (12:52):
Maybe if you went a little faster, I'm police Officer Presley.
Speaker 8 (12:59):
I'm police Officer Donny Press. In cases of an emergency,
you should die Note one one.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
A little faster. I need a little faster.
Speaker 12 (13:13):
We gotta get it in under five seconds.
Speaker 8 (13:16):
I'm police Officer Donnie Press in case of an emergencies,
and you should die.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
No one one.
Speaker 13 (13:26):
All right, says yes, and we're all walking home today.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
It's make show on the radio about twenty minutes away
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Speaker 14 (14:47):
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I remember one year we had a powerful storm over
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Thanksgiving that blew the top of one of them big
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The youngest trip over and when they're hunting Eastrade, Well,
did you have a big dinner with the family.
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food on Christmas.
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it was like he wasn't fasting though.
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Yeah.
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The holidays ain't never without some sort of drama. Usually
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But this year he'd wound up being a trip to
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(16:11):
They got on that old tractor and started it up.
They must drive through that barn door just about the
time Granny Carson was out there headed to feed the chickens.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
She never saw it coming.
Speaker 14 (16:20):
Oh no, is she okay? Let me tell you something,
mat o gal. She had been struck by lightning seven times,
gored by a bull, lost a chunk of her butt
to a bobcat, and had her bosom punctured by a
Banny rooster. Getting head by a tractor ain't even in
the top one, hunter. But I loaded her into the
old truck there and I took her to the hospital.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Well couldn't somebody else knew it?
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Oh no, no, hell, I insisted on doing it.
Speaker 14 (16:45):
When they asked what happened, I said, Grandma got runned
over by John dere.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Them opportunities don't happen every day.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
You didn't see that one coming.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
That is true. Well done, Nerve there have enough of
your time here.
Speaker 9 (17:01):
I am.
Speaker 14 (17:01):
I gonna check in with a snack lady and see
if I can get her digits.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
Did I say that right, Taylor? I did you? Well
you come back in a time. Well, we'll see how
it goes with the snack lady. I might be laid
up a while.
Speaker 14 (17:14):
Well, I keep you saddle all in your gone grace
and holler if and you need me.
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Good morning, everybody. You got the Big show on the radio, right,
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Speaker 1 (18:26):
Good morning, make shows on the radio, having fun with
our cop buddies. This morning National Law Enforcement Appreciation Day.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
I want to check this out. What's what's he going
to do.
Speaker 7 (18:42):
This Saturday on the Fox? A special episode of Cops
with a high tech twist.
Speaker 6 (18:48):
You know, we've been having a real problem with the
video cameras lately. I mean, these guys will try to
provoke us into some kind of confrontation, you know, so
they can get it on tape and then they put
it up on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Lavor load, sir, you need to calm down.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Lay bretty aload, sir, lave bretty aloud, Sir.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
I don't even know who Britney is.
Speaker 9 (19:11):
Sir?
Speaker 6 (19:11):
Could you please get your head out from under that tablecloth.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
To me in the like of ever coming to me?
I gotta to look up in the.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
Cheap Fox lessing up.
Speaker 6 (19:20):
As you can see, there is nothing under the.
Speaker 13 (19:23):
Tree and all.
Speaker 17 (19:27):
Gray.
Speaker 15 (19:27):
Thanks you who else? Sir?
Speaker 5 (19:31):
Please don't encourage them. Your quackead did that?
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Holds the round stof ma'am.
Speaker 7 (19:37):
I'll be with you in just a mond.
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Okay.
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It's a special two hour Cops with a special bonus
musical numbers.
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Let me todayn sir.
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Can I see your license and registration please?
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Sir sir?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Could you turn down your radio please?
Speaker 17 (19:57):
And could you stop singing along with the radio play shirt.
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It's a special YouTube edition of Cops, America's original regality
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At night on Fox.
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Why thank you so much? You know we were talking
earlier about Meghan Markle and what has she done? What
has she been doing with her life? What are you doing?
Speaker 9 (21:00):
Well?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
She and Netflix have been teasing her lifestyle program with
Love Megan, So the lifestyle program series launches in two weeks.
A statement from Netflix called Megan's show quote an inspiring
series that reimagines the genre of lifestyle programming, blending practical
how tos and candid conversations with friends. Quote, according to
(21:24):
People Magazine, sounds kind of like a Martha Stewart's Duchess
style the Castle, like come cook with me and my mansion.
I'm not quite sure. But with Love Megan, that's what
she's doing. She just being herself, no longer acting. ESPN debuted.
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They called it Late Night with Jason Kelsey. Yeah, the
former former NFL player guests has several guests like play
by play announcer Joe Buck was one and.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
He so Jason, Jason Kelsey, Travis Travis.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
He has his own show on ESPN at night.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Yes, they call it Late Night Jason late Night. My
brain's kind of misfired there because I was thinking about
about Travis. Wow, yeah, I got her all together.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Now.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Jason does have a good looking, blond headed wife.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
And she has her own podcast, now, is that right? Yeah,
Kylie Kelsey.
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You've got to spread love around there.
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Okay.
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They all kind of got really popular here in the
last year two.
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I hear the swiftly effective works on everything but telling
you who to vote for for president.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Apparently she touches turns to gold Well. Travis led the
all NFL players with the most fan votes for the
twenty twenty five Pro Bowl team, So the NFL network
will announce the official roster later this week.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
I love it when you do sports.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Yeah, okay, all right, let's see.
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Oh.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Netflix becomes the home of w W E Raw Marco
all right, I know, and a big news logan Paul
will return to the pro wrestling ring after a year
long hated hiatus, as did I mention in my tongue
still numb? Did I mention that mealwork? And I really
it's hard to keep it with me. If you don't
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know who Logan Paul is. His brother is Jake Paul.
He's the one that tried to beat up Mike Tyson.
Oh god, okay, so they're brothers.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
Maybe Jason will have them on Who's some shows they call.
Speaker 9 (23:28):
It late not.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Hey, did you see some predictions? So last year, Psychic
Nicky successfully predicted that Jennifer Lopez had been Affleck would divorce. Well,
I mean right there, she's a genius. So she also
predicted the the illnesses for King Charles and Kate Middleton.
Speaker 9 (23:48):
So right now.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Psychic Nicky has listed more than fifteen hundred production predictions
for twenty twenty five, including scientists will clone a t rex.
Speaker 5 (23:59):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
She predicts that an Australian city is overrun by kangaroos.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
I bet she has a podcast.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
She's predicted that a runaway camel will terrorize New York City.
A runaway camel runaway.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Call so watcher over at the New York City Zoo.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
She's predicted that a Godzilla like creature will be captured
in Japan.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
How about that?
Speaker 2 (24:24):
And the Luckness Monster will be captured and Bigfoot will
be discovered.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
All right, So she's just keeping builing them on there.
Uh you know, I think we should go back to
the olden times or a profit. If they just got
one thing wrong, you kill them. Go ahead, Nigga, Well her.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Last her biggest one. Squirrels will terrorize a college campus.
Speaker 5 (24:51):
I don't know which one.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Well gave an eye. Old Nigga's predictions be fun. Let's
get us a winner. Let's play wordy word. Okay, no, babe, what.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
Eight hundred big show you told? Free line. We'll get
a couple of contestants and play next.
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I buy the bed, I don't ward any word that
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Let's meet a contestants. We got Joe from Baldwin, Georgia.
Good morning, Joe, Good morning, Hey, Brday, welcome. Hey. We
got Michelle from Sweetwater Tennessee. Good morning, Michelle, good morning,
good morning. Let's do boys again, some girls this morning.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Kay, okay, boy and Joe Tater and Michelle.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Alright then, well, uh, Michelle, you relax less. See what
me and Joe can put on the board.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Ahi, Joe, you ready, buddy, I'm ready to go. All
right there, start the clock now. If you're not in
the game, you're sitting on the.
Speaker 5 (26:37):
Blinkers.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
No, no, you're on the team. But you know it's
wouldn't it's wooden. You're you ride the Yes, uh huh,
all right, Hey, get a record. I'm gonna blank a record,
or this top. I'm gonna blank this top. See, yes,
all right, this is a light A blank of light blank?
Speaker 3 (26:59):
Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Oh look behind the blank a shower blank? Oh door, No,
that was terrible, man.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
I laid down on you on the last on Joe,
but put a three on the board.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
I like your softer Yes, ah, Mochelleater to see what
y'all can do for around one read Michelle, I.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Think, so okay.
Speaker 18 (27:29):
And go.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
You put this up in the shower so water doesn't
get out a shower blank. Yes, you're you're not stupid,
You're very blank.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
Smart.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Yeah, the opposite of being married.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
You are.
Speaker 9 (27:43):
Single.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Okay, but you were married, but now you're divorced. Okay.
When you're reading a book, you need to turn the
blank page. Ye, another name for a shot, like an
insulin blank.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
It's right.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Well, y'all did managed to put a four on the
board to take the lead by one girl.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
All right, there, we got this a game, all right, Joe,
we need a few here, buddy, are you ready?
Speaker 5 (28:15):
All right? We are picking up on that last one?
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Dark the clock? Now, all right, say it?
Speaker 5 (28:23):
Okay, injection?
Speaker 9 (28:24):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Okay, you get up in the morning, put some cream
on your face and do what with a razor?
Speaker 5 (28:32):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (28:33):
All right, my hands are cold. I need to put
on a pair of gloves. Yeah, uh huh. Thank you
for your.
Speaker 11 (28:41):
Patience.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Time the army, Army, you're in the army.
Speaker 9 (28:45):
Thank you for your.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Yes, uh huh. All right, you do this on ice
with a pair of yeah, okay, now they're a little
more desperate.
Speaker 9 (29:00):
Love it.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Oh, five on that three.
Speaker 5 (29:03):
Good work, Joe. We got an eight on the board.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
So Michelle and Tyler four will tie in force overtime,
five will win it.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Out right, Michelle, are you ready?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Let's go for it, all right and go one, two, three, four, five?
Those are all what numbers?
Speaker 9 (29:22):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (29:23):
You you brown bread and that makes what coach?
Speaker 9 (29:27):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (29:28):
You put your car in a parking blank.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Position?
Speaker 6 (29:33):
No?
Speaker 2 (29:33):
No, the whole big space is a parking blank. No,
there's no spaces in the parking blink what Yes? When
you don't work anymore, you you do what? Retire the
opposite of negative.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
Positing for the wind, you kidd lean.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Our first win of the.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Now. God that Joe came up a little short, buddy.
We want you to try again anytime. That was a
good game, man.
Speaker 5 (30:09):
Thank you very much, appreciate you.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Shout out to give a shout out, of course. Yes,
let me give a shout to my wife Catherine. All right, Katherine,
he's all yours. Make him feel better about himself. I
don't know what you know it alright?
Speaker 1 (30:24):
And Michelle over Sweetwater, Tennessee, got your prize back. Come
a good game, Good morning, I got to make show
on the radio. Bit request time. Richie Morgan out of
White House, Texas, gets his request right now and he
says he wants anything with keen fire.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Doordam you? I love that Ritchie. Awesomebody we'll do it
for you next.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Good morning, it's a big shaw on the radio, begs
your listener request in the morning. Reggie Morgan, White House,
Texas says, anything with King my door.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
We got a good playhouse with your fae, Reggie.
Speaker 17 (31:26):
Right now, Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's
episode the Betrayal of King of Vidoor. As our story opens,
the queen of the tiny nation of frogmore Glen is
reclining in the royal sleep chamber when a knock comes.
Speaker 9 (31:45):
At the door.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
Yes, who is it, Sir Reginald of the castle Guard.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Come on in, it's open.
Speaker 5 (31:55):
Good morning, your highness. I trust thou slept well.
Speaker 18 (32:01):
I tosseth and turneth from dusk till dawn. My soul
burned through the night like a mad, untamed brush fire.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
VERI eh, what be the cause of this unrest?
Speaker 18 (32:11):
Surely thou knowest it was my breathless anticipation of the
impending appearance at my bedside. Oh, my heart did cound
with my bosom like some wild animal caught in a snare.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
Thou flatterest me, my queen?
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Art thou sure the king hast left the castle quiet?
Speaker 3 (32:32):
My queen?
Speaker 5 (32:33):
He and a detachment of royal guardsmen depardoned an hour
ago for Belgium.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Then we will not be disturbed.
Speaker 5 (32:40):
Not a chance in that case.
Speaker 18 (32:43):
Come to me, my love, Let me once again share
the flow of my passion with the man who have
secretly stolen my heart.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
Cometh here and give me a hut.
Speaker 18 (32:54):
Oh, Reginald, Oh, my queen, Reginald, my queen to the king.
Speaker 16 (33:01):
He's the king, so we should hail him God.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
I can never remember the risk.
Speaker 16 (33:08):
I seem to have forgotten the royal signet ring and
departed this morning. I feel a bit like a royal boob.
Hast thou seen, Oh, I beg your pardon, hast thou said?
Speaker 15 (33:18):
Ah, good heaven vitor, speaking of the royal boob plural,
it appears they are on display.
Speaker 16 (33:30):
What in the Samuel Beckett is going on here? It
looketh like, really, it looketh like you and Sir Reginald
of the Castle Guard are bowed up and going at him.
Speaker 18 (33:43):
Well, in that case, it is what it looks like.
Speaker 16 (33:47):
But ve door I, silence, But ve door I, treacherous harby,
do not add to my betrayal by attempting to explain
it the way that deception most foul hath been revealed.
My beloved Queen Latifah had my old for laugh. Thank you, belie,
(34:17):
my trusted Lieutenant Reginald locked in an illicit oh you.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
And disturbingly Harry embrace.
Speaker 15 (34:26):
What is this race?
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Week talladega, oh fi door, I said, silence. Oh it worked.
Speaker 16 (34:36):
I will hear no more from thy lying tongue. Oh
foul day, Oh cruel circumstance. I'm sure I could add more.
The ruby lips that once kissed me sweetly and pledged
there and dying love now making oh kissing noises into
the ear of my betrayal. And you, sir red you, yes, you,
(35:02):
chief of the Royal Castle Guard, the man to.
Speaker 5 (35:05):
Whom I haven't trusted the protection of my home and
my loved ones.
Speaker 16 (35:10):
You stand revealed as a traitor to the kingdom, a
lying bankstabbing give eh reggie, Hey, excuse me, I say,
old man, Could you at least have the courtesy to
stop while I'm talking?
Speaker 17 (35:29):
We hope you've enjoyed John moy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 5 (35:33):
Thank you?
Speaker 18 (35:33):
Now?
Speaker 9 (35:34):
Where was I lying?
Speaker 2 (35:35):
The backstabbing tune?
Speaker 6 (35:37):
And again next time we hear the Royal executioners say.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 15 (35:45):
Water.
Speaker 16 (35:46):
Yes, here you go, lying backstabbing.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
Good morning, baby, show's on the radio.
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Speaker 9 (36:28):
Coom on benne go Mad mac Hey, how's it going?
You think it's going matter? Kobe Keith on the front
row of the Ditchie Kicks. What the health Nazis are
on the march again? They pretty much got the smokers
on the rope, so now they're declaring warn obesity. Yeah,
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they're coming after fat people. Mario said it's gonna happen
as they might have been to the mall way. That
can tell you. America is the fattest country in the world.
Sixty one percent of us are overweight. Here's how bad
it is getting an increase. The number of obese medical
patients are so large many of them won't fit into
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a standard X ray machine. Now have you ever seen
X ray machines? They exactly like squeezing behind the wheel
of a miotta to get this. Some patients have such
thick layers of fat that it's difficult for ultrasound and
X ray equipment to get a clear picture. Man, I
just say, damn God, I'm a big boy. But if
(37:33):
you're so fat that X rays won't go through you,
maybe it's time to skip the twelve piece bugging have
a silent. So we got some weight issues in this country.
And what do the health Nazis want to do about it?
Are they gonna try to get fat people to eat less? No,
that makee too much sense. They want to get the
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government to start collecting a fat tax on junk food
and public enemy number one is the makers of coke
and pepsi. One expert says a modus one percent tax
on sweet soft dries could raise over a billion dollars
a year by as when somebody calls for a modest tax,
hold on to you walling, because you know what else
(38:16):
started out at a modest one percent, a little fan
called the federal income tax. If these goods think they
can get a billion dollars a year, you might as
well forget you waling and get ready to grab you
ain't cost. And what of the health DOSses want to
do with all this fat tax money? Why they're gonna
start a massive public health education program? Please? Do they
(38:40):
think fat people don't know they're fat. Trust me, we do.
They say obesiony is an epidemic. I say, ask bull crap,
the flu is an epidemic. Then fat is away of life.
The hunt of somebody putting on forty pounds because of
fat guy sneezed on him. I don't think so well.
Obesia is a big problem. Maybe the government needs to
(39:04):
do something about it. I hear some of you saying that,
here's an idea. How about you doing something about it.
I got in your big butt up off of couch
every once in a while watching TV all day. Good
for you either. How about a TV tax? You got
all them fat kids sitting around playing video games? How
about the xbox tax? You think that sounds crazy? Hey,
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I told you this was coming.
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I did.
Speaker 9 (39:30):
I even brought a clip. Remember ten years ago, when
everybody was sewing the tobacco companies, Steve, you got that
role at When they get done with the tobacco companies,
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We're just about there, because once they start collecting fat taxes.
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The Ronald McDonald made me tubby lawsuits ain't far behind.
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Just remember you heard it here first, have that fat
people push back from the table. Ever, once in a while,
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health nazis, mind you own business and tax people. Keep
your hands out of my wallet, your nose out of
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it have a nice day.
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Of course Bell Kim Jong un forty one yesterday. Elvis
Presley would have been ninety yesterday, and we got a
requests for a song and Randy put together with the
artificial intelligence. Nice Elvis singing a very popular song of today.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I brought him back. Why not?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Great Bud Sanda, can uplight you are?
Speaker 4 (00:58):
The brother said, can you to night? That wasn't a
girl waxing, But for any day you ain't standing around
in your face, You get sprung, you getro you get straw.
Heaped him the gens she's wearing. I'm looking down I
can't stop staring.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
You've got back my anaconda.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Don't go not unless you got back the bonds. Hid
I'm begging for If you said that, Baba said, go
and find that. J said double, you get strange, thro
you get spray.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
I don't know one, but it's Steers.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
I believe you know.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
That's ahead. That's one.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Yeah, I'll keep you out on of course.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Right now, let's play Beat the Blonde one eight hundred
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play for them bird teen County Paintuts. Get a contestant,
do it next.
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We'll call you a lot of you. I wanna get
in here with Iata. You can beat the Blonde for
the gold prize. By. We got Greg from Common, Alabama
on the line.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Coome on to Greg.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Will Well, well, oh boy, be ken Oliver. All right, Greg,
cheer up here, buddy. Let's let's say when your three
bells actually two bells works before two buzzers.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
You know how to do it, so.
Speaker 8 (03:39):
God, I'll do I'll do my dangers.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
You get old Greg's wife LinkedIn Tyler and kind of
connect with him here this.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Morning a romantic Yes, right, I'm right there with you, Gregy.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
All right, but tighter. I've been listening since you were
then turned.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
By how my voice has matured.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Thank you, Greg. Here we go round, so tighter.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
According to the professionals, what is the hardest part of
being a rodeo rider?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
I would say the ground is the hardest part, is
what I would say.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
I can attest to that one ride on Barney the Bull.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
But you're asking about their skills or what the hardest
part of their thing. I would say bull riding.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Bull John bull riding is the hardest part of rodeo.
And what time says Greg agree or disagrees?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
I disagree?
Speaker 5 (04:38):
You dis did I hear a disc on that?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Okay?
Speaker 9 (04:42):
I disagree?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah, still, yeah, it is riding a bull bull rod.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
What did you think it was? Greg?
Speaker 5 (04:52):
The hardest? Well, oh, I mean being.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
You're not the writers, they're just.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
No, I mean, oh yeah, yeah, we're with you. All right.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Well that is a dog own. That was a bar
down there.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Here we go, Okay, let's go to karate.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Oh you know I'm so good at that.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Well then karate, Taylor, and everybody knows black belts are
considered the most skilled.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Rue right, everybody knows.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
What to those with the least skill where they were a.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Pistol, they were barate fa. No, if we're talking about
the belts, I think is what you're asking me. I
would say the green belts are the least skilled.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
The green belts is what Tatter says represents the least
skilled in karate.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Greg, what what do you do? Agree or disagree?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, I'm about to lose, probably, but I disagree and
I think it's a white belt.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
All right, Well disagree and that was the thing to do.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
You are right, it's white white belt, don't accessori.
Speaker 8 (06:09):
Yeah that's only because I'm old and went through Navy
seal training.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Thank you.
Speaker 10 (06:19):
All right, Well, Greg, here we go winning and losing,
But this one all right, Taylor, Is there any good
reason wild girls should put a basketball between her knees
and squeeze?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Gosh?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Any good reason?
Speaker 9 (06:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
It's called birth patrol.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Sure, sure, I always heard it was an aspirin. But yes,
we'll go to basketball, I guess.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Is is there a good reason? Yes, there's a good reason.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
There is a good reason why girl should do that
with the basketball.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Greg agree or this agree?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I agree? And yeah, away you did pull it out there,
all right. You gotta tell us the good reason.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
According to health and exercise experts, it's good for toning
your thighs and your stomach muscles shut.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
That's what.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Master, So really go save money.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
It's just.
Speaker 9 (07:31):
Okay they want somebody needs to do it.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
By John Boy of basketball.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I was thinking about Pecker from California. That would be
Stephen Curry. Any kids, he's on nolly. I know he's
got a bunch of balls later around the house. Yet
tell he's a crab one of the basketballs. You cut
them off at five?
Speaker 5 (07:53):
They knew basketball is at home?
Speaker 9 (07:55):
Right?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Oh, good work, great gotta I'm in Alabama.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I appreciate you. Listen, all these years, you still got
it to win.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Buddy.
Speaker 8 (08:06):
All right, man, I sure appreciate y'all been doing it
way too long.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
I guess exactly, Leosa, thank you. I y'all celebrate National
Law Enforcement Appreciation Day. Can I retired police officer down
in Presley back on our special mike.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
He's gonna come.
Speaker 9 (08:27):
In handy right after your news test me.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
On good Morning.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
It's a big showing the radio National Law Enforcement Appreciation
Day all day long and having fun with all kind
of law enforcements. Look, I got it, let's do some
good turn on that special microphone for retired police officer Donnie.
Presley was just helping him the public service announcement.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Randy is such a great gun.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Huh, alrighty.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
He had a fine upstanding police officer in the Big
Show studios yesterday.
Speaker 11 (09:35):
He would have been sitting down, but we couldn't find
a chair.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
So anyway, Randy is is after we were producing some
stuff in the show. Randy was in the production room
with him. And Randy has blessed his heart. He has
little asthma problems, you know, with this heat and stuff
going on. And I guess you took out your nerd
in Hailer, And I mean Randy has like his regular
in haler, you know, but like for for this time.
I mean it's like a five gallon drum.
Speaker 11 (09:59):
And giant, a white classic thing looks like the pump
off of like a hot tub, but.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Like Darth Vader sunking all that thing.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
So anyway, Ryder was complaining about how hard it was,
and and this police officer said, oh, you've got it
so tough. So it kind of checked Randy off. I
guess him making fun of you. And yeah, and after
you take it from us from four hours and then
you know, somebody sometimes even if the guy does have
a gun, I figure, what the neck?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
What if I got to live for it?
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Just another day here?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
But anyway, so I guess you said, okay, you think
it's so easy, you know, you said, you said in here, I'll.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Go type up a little public service.
Speaker 11 (10:30):
Now.
Speaker 12 (10:30):
The FCC has been on us to get some public
service announcements on the show. I said, let me go
type someth my very quick, and you just put on
these headphones and read this for me on the microphone.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Now, now some of you have heard we do this before,
Like we had some bankers in here one day and
we made him do it because it's a special sound
sinking thing you have alan you're.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
You're you're in the bills.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
You understand this.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
When you run a tape recorder, you had like the
playback head and the record head.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (10:52):
Yeah, And sometimes what you have to do is to
sync up your audio, you have to talk along with yourself,
and in order to keep yourself sound like an idiot,
you have to have what's called a delay in your headphones.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
But if you take that off, see like you're talking
to the microphone, but you hear yourself like a quarter
of a second later in your headphones.
Speaker 7 (11:11):
And it makes you sound kind of goofy.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (11:14):
So there's a lot of concentration, a real sense of professionalism.
Speaker 11 (11:17):
Y'all may not believe this, but we have that problem
on this show. Yeah, it'll happen, you know sometimes stuff
that didn't make sense.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
So anyway, so Randy sets him up, so sets down
at the microphone, says here, please, you know, read these
public service announcements with that sink delay off. So let's
all listen to him together, I shall we?
Speaker 3 (11:36):
All right, well, let's take there.
Speaker 12 (11:37):
It is okay, Donnie, just just read what's on the
script here and we'll use it like for a public
service announcement. Just just just go anytime you're ready.
Speaker 8 (11:45):
I'm playse officer dinin' Press and the venom of my urgency,
you should die nine one one one.
Speaker 12 (11:55):
Maybe maybe if you got like a little bit more
of a serious read on it, try that.
Speaker 8 (11:59):
I'm pleace off, Sir Donnie Pressley. In case of an emergency,
you should dial nine one on one.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
I'll try once more, don I think right now.
Speaker 8 (12:15):
I'm please Officer Donnie Pressley. In case of an emergency,
you should die nine one one one.
Speaker 12 (12:27):
Maybe if you talked a little slower, try once more.
Speaker 8 (12:32):
I'm what I'm pleae Officer Donnie Press In case of
an emergency, you should die nine one one one.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
Okay, thank you very much, Donny.
Speaker 12 (12:52):
Maybe if you went a little faster, I'm police Officer Presley.
Speaker 8 (12:59):
I'm police Officer Donny Press. In cases of an emergency,
you should die Note one one.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
A little faster. I need a little faster.
Speaker 12 (13:13):
We gotta get it in under five seconds.
Speaker 8 (13:16):
I'm police Officer Donnie Press in case of an emergencies,
and you should die.
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No one one.
Speaker 13 (13:26):
All right, says yes, and we're all walking home today.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
It's make show on the radio about twenty minutes away
from Tater Tamer News. Well, a lot of our listeners
have been with us since the were kids, and our
next guest has listened to us from the beginning when
he was only sixty. Yes, he's our oldest listener and
he's still running the roads. Please welcome neurvele tea Wheeler.
Welcome back Normal.
Speaker 14 (14:16):
It's nice to be back, John Boy. You know I
reckon that's night. Gal is a sweet on me. She
poured my coffee for me and gave me a couple
of them Danish deals. I'm I might have to get
her number.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
See, the new year hadn't changed. You had a you
fare over the holidays.
Speaker 14 (14:32):
Now I'm gonna tell you something that you already know.
And I'm sure I'm peaching to the choir for your listeners.
I haven't Christmas in the South is its own deal.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
You got that right. See, I was reminiscent for a pastor.
Speaker 14 (14:47):
Of the Grands and the great Grands and the great
great Grands at Christmas time there, and they could not
believe there was a time you didn't have indoor plumbing
but still ran an extension cord to put Christmas lights
on the out, nothing wrong with that. Short country folk
will learn how to make do with what they got.
I remember one year we had a powerful storm over
(15:08):
Thanksgiving that blew the top of one of them big
old nightty pines right through the roof of the house.
We didn't bother fixing that, We just decorated the potler.
Now that's country, not nearly as country is My nephew Burley,
Now he don't read Night Before Christmas to the young
and he reads the lyrics to Freebirn. No, that's country,
not as country is going to the payday loan joint
(15:30):
because you didn't have enough lights to cover the double white,
and then you leave them up so long.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
The youngest trip over and when they're hunting Eastrade, Well,
did you have a big dinner with the family.
Speaker 14 (15:41):
Well, I was told we was having fast food, fast
food on Christmas.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Yeah, it was the deer they hit doing something, so
it was like he wasn't fasting though.
Speaker 6 (15:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (15:50):
The holidays ain't never without some sort of drama. Usually
it's the women folk getting mad about their presence and whatnot.
But this year he'd wound up being a trip to
the hospital. Oh what happened like that? Mayor Feller says,
that's a great question, John boy. Well, a bunch of
the youngun's got to mischief in the barn out there.
(16:11):
They got on that old tractor and started it up.
They must drive through that barn door just about the
time Granny Carson was out there headed to feed the chickens.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
She never saw it coming.
Speaker 14 (16:20):
Oh no, is she okay? Let me tell you something,
mat o gal. She had been struck by lightning seven times,
gored by a bull, lost a chunk of her butt
to a bobcat, and had her bosom punctured by a
Banny rooster. Getting head by a tractor ain't even in
the top one, hunter. But I loaded her into the
old truck there and I took her to the hospital.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Well couldn't somebody else knew it?
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Oh no, no, hell, I insisted on doing it.
Speaker 14 (16:45):
When they asked what happened, I said, Grandma got runned
over by John dere.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Them opportunities don't happen every day.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
You didn't see that one coming.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
That is true. Well done, Nerve there have enough of
your time here.
Speaker 9 (17:01):
I am.
Speaker 14 (17:01):
I gonna check in with a snack lady and see
if I can get her digits.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
Did I say that right, Taylor? I did you? Well
you come back in a time. Well, we'll see how
it goes with the snack lady. I might be laid
up a while.
Speaker 14 (17:14):
Well, I keep you saddle all in your gone grace
and holler if and you need me.
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You know, we've been having a real problem with the
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it up on YouTube.
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I don't even know who Britney is.
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To me in the like of ever coming to me?
I gotta to look up in the.
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Why thank you so much? You know we were talking
earlier about Meghan Markle and what has she done? What
has she been doing with her life? What are you doing?
Speaker 9 (21:00):
Well?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
She and Netflix have been teasing her lifestyle program with
Love Megan, So the lifestyle program series launches in two weeks.
A statement from Netflix called Megan's show quote an inspiring
series that reimagines the genre of lifestyle programming, blending practical
how tos and candid conversations with friends. Quote, according to
(21:24):
People Magazine, sounds kind of like a Martha Stewart's Duchess
style the Castle, like come cook with me and my mansion.
I'm not quite sure. But with Love Megan, that's what
she's doing. She just being herself, no longer acting. ESPN debuted.
(21:44):
They called it Late Night with Jason Kelsey. Yeah, the
former former NFL player guests has several guests like play
by play announcer Joe Buck was one and.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
He so Jason, Jason Kelsey, Travis Travis.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
He has his own show on ESPN at night.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Yes, they call it Late Night Jason late Night. My
brain's kind of misfired there because I was thinking about
about Travis. Wow, yeah, I got her all together.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Now.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Jason does have a good looking, blond headed wife.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
And she has her own podcast, now, is that right? Yeah,
Kylie Kelsey.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
You've got to spread love around there.
Speaker 9 (22:25):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
They all kind of got really popular here in the
last year two.
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I hear the swiftly effective works on everything but telling
you who to vote for for president.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Apparently she touches turns to gold Well. Travis led the
all NFL players with the most fan votes for the
twenty twenty five Pro Bowl team, So the NFL network
will announce the official roster later this week.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
I love it when you do sports.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Yeah, okay, all right, let's see.
Speaker 9 (22:53):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Netflix becomes the home of w W E Raw Marco
all right, I know, and a big news logan Paul
will return to the pro wrestling ring after a year
long hated hiatus, as did I mention in my tongue
still numb? Did I mention that mealwork? And I really
it's hard to keep it with me. If you don't
(23:15):
know who Logan Paul is. His brother is Jake Paul.
He's the one that tried to beat up Mike Tyson.
Oh god, okay, so they're brothers.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
Maybe Jason will have them on Who's some shows they call.
Speaker 9 (23:28):
It late not.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Hey, did you see some predictions? So last year, Psychic
Nicky successfully predicted that Jennifer Lopez had been Affleck would divorce. Well,
I mean right there, she's a genius. So she also
predicted the the illnesses for King Charles and Kate Middleton.
Speaker 9 (23:48):
So right now.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Psychic Nicky has listed more than fifteen hundred production predictions
for twenty twenty five, including scientists will clone a t rex.
Speaker 5 (23:59):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
She predicts that an Australian city is overrun by kangaroos.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
I bet she has a podcast.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
She's predicted that a runaway camel will terrorize New York City.
A runaway camel runaway.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Call so watcher over at the New York City Zoo.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
She's predicted that a Godzilla like creature will be captured
in Japan.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
How about that?
Speaker 2 (24:24):
And the Luckness Monster will be captured and Bigfoot will
be discovered.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
All right, So she's just keeping builing them on there.
Uh you know, I think we should go back to
the olden times or a profit. If they just got
one thing wrong, you kill them. Go ahead, Nigga, Well her.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Last her biggest one. Squirrels will terrorize a college campus.
Speaker 5 (24:51):
I don't know which one.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Well gave an eye. Old Nigga's predictions be fun. Let's
get us a winner. Let's play wordy word. Okay, no, babe, what.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
Eight hundred big show you told? Free line. We'll get
a couple of contestants and play next.
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Right now, Let's play Everybody's Head.
Speaker 9 (25:50):
I buy the bed, I don't ward any word that
don't word anywhere.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Let's meet a contestants. We got Joe from Baldwin, Georgia.
Good morning, Joe, Good morning, Hey, Brday, welcome. Hey. We
got Michelle from Sweetwater Tennessee. Good morning, Michelle, good morning,
good morning. Let's do boys again, some girls this morning.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Kay, okay, boy and Joe Tater and Michelle.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Alright then, well, uh, Michelle, you relax less. See what
me and Joe can put on the board.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Ahi, Joe, you ready, buddy, I'm ready to go. All
right there, start the clock now. If you're not in
the game, you're sitting on the.
Speaker 5 (26:37):
Blinkers.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
No, no, you're on the team. But you know it's
wouldn't it's wooden. You're you ride the Yes, uh huh,
all right, Hey, get a record. I'm gonna blank a record,
or this top. I'm gonna blank this top. See, yes,
all right, this is a light A blank of light blank?
Speaker 3 (26:59):
Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Oh look behind the blank a shower blank? Oh door, No,
that was terrible, man.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
I laid down on you on the last on Joe,
but put a three on the board.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
I like your softer Yes, ah, Mochelleater to see what
y'all can do for around one read Michelle, I.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Think, so okay.
Speaker 18 (27:29):
And go.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
You put this up in the shower so water doesn't
get out a shower blank. Yes, you're you're not stupid,
You're very blank.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
Smart.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Yeah, the opposite of being married.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
You are.
Speaker 9 (27:43):
Single.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Okay, but you were married, but now you're divorced. Okay.
When you're reading a book, you need to turn the
blank page. Ye, another name for a shot, like an
insulin blank.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
It's right.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Well, y'all did managed to put a four on the
board to take the lead by one girl.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
All right, there, we got this a game, all right, Joe,
we need a few here, buddy, are you ready?
Speaker 5 (28:15):
All right? We are picking up on that last one?
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Dark the clock? Now, all right, say it?
Speaker 5 (28:23):
Okay, injection?
Speaker 9 (28:24):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Okay, you get up in the morning, put some cream
on your face and do what with a razor?
Speaker 5 (28:32):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (28:33):
All right, my hands are cold. I need to put
on a pair of gloves. Yeah, uh huh. Thank you
for your.
Speaker 11 (28:41):
Patience.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Time the army, Army, you're in the army.
Speaker 9 (28:45):
Thank you for your.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Yes, uh huh. All right, you do this on ice
with a pair of yeah, okay, now they're a little
more desperate.
Speaker 9 (29:00):
Love it.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Oh, five on that three.
Speaker 5 (29:03):
Good work, Joe. We got an eight on the board.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
So Michelle and Tyler four will tie in force overtime,
five will win it.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Out right, Michelle, are you ready?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Let's go for it, all right and go one, two, three, four, five?
Those are all what numbers?
Speaker 9 (29:22):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (29:23):
You you brown bread and that makes what coach?
Speaker 9 (29:27):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (29:28):
You put your car in a parking blank.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Position?
Speaker 6 (29:33):
No?
Speaker 2 (29:33):
No, the whole big space is a parking blank. No,
there's no spaces in the parking blink what Yes? When
you don't work anymore, you you do what? Retire the
opposite of negative.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
Positing for the wind, you kidd lean.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Our first win of the.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Now. God that Joe came up a little short, buddy.
We want you to try again anytime. That was a
good game, man.
Speaker 5 (30:09):
Thank you very much, appreciate you.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Shout out to give a shout out, of course. Yes,
let me give a shout to my wife Catherine. All right, Katherine,
he's all yours. Make him feel better about himself. I
don't know what you know it alright?
Speaker 1 (30:24):
And Michelle over Sweetwater, Tennessee, got your prize back. Come
a good game, Good morning, I got to make show
on the radio. Bit request time. Richie Morgan out of
White House, Texas, gets his request right now and he
says he wants anything with keen fire.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Doordam you? I love that Ritchie. Awesomebody we'll do it
for you next.
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Good morning, it's a big shaw on the radio, begs
your listener request in the morning. Reggie Morgan, White House,
Texas says, anything with King my door.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
We got a good playhouse with your fae, Reggie.
Speaker 17 (31:26):
Right now, Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's
episode the Betrayal of King of Vidoor. As our story opens,
the queen of the tiny nation of frogmore Glen is
reclining in the royal sleep chamber when a knock comes.
Speaker 9 (31:45):
At the door.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
Yes, who is it, Sir Reginald of the castle Guard.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Come on in, it's open.
Speaker 5 (31:55):
Good morning, your highness. I trust thou slept well.
Speaker 18 (32:01):
I tosseth and turneth from dusk till dawn. My soul
burned through the night like a mad, untamed brush fire.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
VERI eh, what be the cause of this unrest?
Speaker 18 (32:11):
Surely thou knowest it was my breathless anticipation of the
impending appearance at my bedside. Oh, my heart did cound
with my bosom like some wild animal caught in a snare.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
Thou flatterest me, my queen?
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Art thou sure the king hast left the castle quiet?
Speaker 3 (32:32):
My queen?
Speaker 5 (32:33):
He and a detachment of royal guardsmen depardoned an hour
ago for Belgium.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Then we will not be disturbed.
Speaker 5 (32:40):
Not a chance in that case.
Speaker 18 (32:43):
Come to me, my love, Let me once again share
the flow of my passion with the man who have
secretly stolen my heart.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
Cometh here and give me a hut.
Speaker 18 (32:54):
Oh, Reginald, Oh, my queen, Reginald, my queen to the king.
Speaker 16 (33:01):
He's the king, so we should hail him God.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
I can never remember the risk.
Speaker 16 (33:08):
I seem to have forgotten the royal signet ring and
departed this morning. I feel a bit like a royal boob.
Hast thou seen, Oh, I beg your pardon, hast thou said?
Speaker 15 (33:18):
Ah, good heaven vitor, speaking of the royal boob plural,
it appears they are on display.
Speaker 16 (33:30):
What in the Samuel Beckett is going on here? It
looketh like, really, it looketh like you and Sir Reginald
of the Castle Guard are bowed up and going at him.
Speaker 18 (33:43):
Well, in that case, it is what it looks like.
Speaker 16 (33:47):
But ve door I, silence, But ve door I, treacherous harby,
do not add to my betrayal by attempting to explain
it the way that deception most foul hath been revealed.
My beloved Queen Latifah had my old for laugh. Thank you, belie,
(34:17):
my trusted Lieutenant Reginald locked in an illicit oh you.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
And disturbingly Harry embrace.
Speaker 15 (34:26):
What is this race?
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Week talladega, oh fi door, I said, silence. Oh it worked.
Speaker 16 (34:36):
I will hear no more from thy lying tongue. Oh
foul day, Oh cruel circumstance. I'm sure I could add more.
The ruby lips that once kissed me sweetly and pledged
there and dying love now making oh kissing noises into
the ear of my betrayal. And you, sir red you, yes, you,
(35:02):
chief of the Royal Castle Guard, the man to.
Speaker 5 (35:05):
Whom I haven't trusted the protection of my home and
my loved ones.
Speaker 16 (35:10):
You stand revealed as a traitor to the kingdom, a
lying bankstabbing give eh reggie, Hey, excuse me, I say,
old man, Could you at least have the courtesy to
stop while I'm talking?
Speaker 17 (35:29):
We hope you've enjoyed John moy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 5 (35:33):
Thank you?
Speaker 18 (35:33):
Now?
Speaker 9 (35:34):
Where was I lying?
Speaker 2 (35:35):
The backstabbing tune?
Speaker 6 (35:37):
And again next time we hear the Royal executioners say.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 15 (35:45):
Water.
Speaker 16 (35:46):
Yes, here you go, lying backstabbing.
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Fat Attacks Off started with this call.
Speaker 9 (36:28):
Coom on benne go Mad mac Hey, how's it going?
You think it's going matter? Kobe Keith on the front
row of the Ditchie Kicks. What the health Nazis are
on the march again? They pretty much got the smokers
on the rope, so now they're declaring warn obesity. Yeah,
(36:50):
they're coming after fat people. Mario said it's gonna happen
as they might have been to the mall way. That
can tell you. America is the fattest country in the world.
Sixty one percent of us are overweight. Here's how bad
it is getting an increase. The number of obese medical
patients are so large many of them won't fit into
(37:11):
a standard X ray machine. Now have you ever seen
X ray machines? They exactly like squeezing behind the wheel
of a miotta to get this. Some patients have such
thick layers of fat that it's difficult for ultrasound and
X ray equipment to get a clear picture. Man, I
just say, damn God, I'm a big boy. But if
(37:33):
you're so fat that X rays won't go through you,
maybe it's time to skip the twelve piece bugging have
a silent. So we got some weight issues in this country.
And what do the health Nazis want to do about it?
Are they gonna try to get fat people to eat less? No,
that makee too much sense. They want to get the
(37:53):
government to start collecting a fat tax on junk food
and public enemy number one is the makers of coke
and pepsi. One expert says a modus one percent tax
on sweet soft dries could raise over a billion dollars
a year by as when somebody calls for a modest tax,
hold on to you walling, because you know what else
(38:16):
started out at a modest one percent, a little fan
called the federal income tax. If these goods think they
can get a billion dollars a year, you might as
well forget you waling and get ready to grab you
ain't cost. And what of the health DOSses want to
do with all this fat tax money? Why they're gonna
start a massive public health education program? Please? Do they
(38:40):
think fat people don't know they're fat. Trust me, we do.
They say obesiony is an epidemic. I say, ask bull crap,
the flu is an epidemic. Then fat is away of life.
The hunt of somebody putting on forty pounds because of
fat guy sneezed on him. I don't think so well.
Obesia is a big problem. Maybe the government needs to
(39:04):
do something about it. I hear some of you saying that,
here's an idea. How about you doing something about it.
I got in your big butt up off of couch
every once in a while watching TV all day. Good
for you either. How about a TV tax? You got
all them fat kids sitting around playing video games? How
about the xbox tax? You think that sounds crazy? Hey,
(39:27):
I told you this was coming.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
I did.
Speaker 9 (39:30):
I even brought a clip. Remember ten years ago, when
everybody was sewing the tobacco companies, Steve, you got that
role at When they get done with the tobacco companies,
they gonna start sewing McDonald's from making people fat and beloved.
We're just about there, because once they start collecting fat taxes.
(39:53):
The Ronald McDonald made me tubby lawsuits ain't far behind.
Five years. When you're sitting on the Golden arches eating
sodium free tofu rice cake McNuggets, wash them down with papwater.
Just remember you heard it here first, have that fat
people push back from the table. Ever, once in a while,
(40:14):
health nazis, mind you own business and tax people. Keep
your hands out of my wallet, your nose out of
my grocery card, and quit running my life. Dombo millies
it have a nice day.
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