October 23, 2025 • 38 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it National Scary Movie Day, and turns out we have a butt-load of failed horror movies that never made it to theaters - like, “Mumbles the Maniac” - “Dr Jekyll & Mr. Clyde” - “Otis the Express Elevator to Hell” and “The Voting Dead” - they’re all there for your horrifying pleasure.. - Marvin Webster is not a fan of dressing up in a costume at work - even if it is Halloween.. - We’ll get back On Track with Doug Rice - with only one playoff race left, this weekend’s race at Martinsville should be some don’t miss TV! - Doug previews the race and looks ahead to the upcoming Championship on November 2.. - Oliver logs his review on France.. - and Lipless rounds out the show with more Halloween jokes…
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Speaker 1 (00:23):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio. We're
gonna do your Thursday, October twenty third. Beat your track
from the Big.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Show, Big Box left list more Halloween joke. Do you
ever gonna run out? I mean hope he never runs out?
Look out let us work Halloween jokes.
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When you hit the midbox at the Big Show dot
com click out on their contest one.
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While you're there. You can't get tho, We'll call you.
I'd be worth a trip.
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That's the dude, dot do.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Right now? Look black.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Beat the law unless meet a contestant. Jimmy out of
Rock Spring, Georgia. Don't touch Jimmy.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Good morning, Jimmy. James H. Willow Hero, welcome man here. Jimmy.
You know what will do?
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Well?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Ask tight or some questions, you agree or disagree with
her answer, getting two bills for two buzzers, and you win.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
We like it.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I know what you mean, all right, tATu. Until two
thousand and six, there were four of them on the
back of a ten dollar bill, but now there are none.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
What are they? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I know this is a pretty small bill for you,
John boys. It's a small one to look on the
back of. But since two thousand and six. There's been
no number tens on the back of the ten dollar bill.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
It's been no number tens on the back of a
ten dollar bill.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Yep, they're gone.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Jimmy, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Well, you know, John Boy, back when I was a
young lad and earned ten dollar bills, I'm gonna I'm
gonna disagree. I think they still got number ten's on them.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Okay, that's what I'm gonna go with. Okay, So I
don't answer.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I disagree on that, and yeah that's the thing to do. Well, yeah,
they still have tens on the back of cars. There
were four cars on the back of a ten dollar bill.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
Okay, that's when you could buy a car for a.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Couple of them.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
So there you go. Jimmy has one bell, let's get
one more.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
So.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
The radios tatained on by citizens.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
In North Korea.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
North Korea are pretty much the same as everywhere else,
except for one major exception.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
What is that may your exception?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
John Oon, I'm going to say that they can't tune
into any other stations. They can only get one station
on their radio.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
So so you're saying they can't tune their radio, all right,
Jimmy agree or disagree?
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Hmmm, ah, Tater, don't let me down, and I'm won't
disagree disagree, And.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
She was right, they don't.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
They don't have tuning knobs.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I guess there's stations maybe outside of the country you
could bring. You can only listen to government broadcast.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
So and you gotta have his haircut, then you got
to listen to his radio station.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Owning the radio North Korea requires a permit as well. Wow,
so yeah, so y'all want to turn communists?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Glad I don't live there.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
No terrible show, all right, so we got a fulk out.
Jimmy head into the final question. Has Aerosmith made more
money from video game licensing or their music?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
You're thinking about this. We must have a lot of
video gaming music, our hero.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
They make more money still from their music.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Still make more money from their music, not the video
licensing deal.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Jimmy, agree or disagree.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
I'm gonna agree with her this time through.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Well, that was a good word.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
One hundred and twenty dollars worth of bulls not head
down the rock spring for congratulations, buddy.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Oh, thank you very big John boy.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
I do appreciate you boys and girls up there.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
To the Big Show. All right, Jimmy, you too, man.
It's been a pleasure one ride.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
It is your news right here right on the other side.
I remembering Raeford for this Thursday morning they gotta pop.
Speaker 7 (05:30):
Here, kick it off for John Boyd and Billy Show
(06:00):
rubber D with news you can use, or at least
they say so in the Weekly World News. Ever, wonder
what to do with all the detritus, the flotsam and
jetsam we encounter, like the fuzz under the bed. Yeah,
when's the last time you looked under there? That's stuff
you have to pull off, the filter screen in the
clothes dryer.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Well.
Speaker 7 (06:18):
A creative housewife, Celia Benglish, is setting the fashion industry
on its ear by knitting fabulous sweaters using lint from
her clothes dryer. Many believe the quality of her sweaters
is on a par with anything in the high class
clothing stores of New York and London. What began as
a simple idea an imaginative birthday gift for her husband
(06:41):
has become a business venture called fluff Enough Fashions. Although
the lint sweaters won't be available in stores until just
before Christmas, Celia has sold several privately experts say they're
going to be the next fashion trend, even though they
cost about five hundred dollars. She says, I was trying
to think of what to give my husband for his
fortieth birthday. As I took some clothes out of the
(07:04):
dryer scraped off the lint screen, it suddenly hit me,
but if I could recycle this stuff and make a
new garment. She admits her first attempts were quite dismal.
Despite endless hours of work on her antique spinning wheel,
the thirty four year old former college chemistry major couldn't
find a way to give the lent enough substance. Kept
coming apart in my hands. Finally, she realized the answer
(07:25):
was to develop a special formula to soak the lint in.
I kept mixing chemicals, trying this and that, until finally
I came up with a formula that gives length, the
strength and elasticity of ordinary wool fibers. And then I
started knitting. And they're made from one hundred percent recycled fabric.
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I think that's the truth. Well, they tell it for
the truth in the Weekly World US. And what do
you bet somebody might try it? And sell it for
five hundred dollars a sweater. After all, we have what Angora,
all that other special sort of stuff that people knit
sweaters in, and what else? Oh yes, oh yes, I
(08:08):
can't even think of it right now, but remember Angora sweaters.
When I was a kid in high school, all the
girls wore those fluffy things. So be aware of what's
around you and what you might make with it, so
says Robert d Ray for John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
There's the morning and got the big show on the radio. Well,
our boys, saying, Higgins is in the house. He's been
chatting up the stenopool, smoothing the sales room, and cozying
up the snack lady. So I'm sure as soon as
he's finish his rounds he'll pop it.
Speaker 8 (09:05):
Oh don't mind if I do, John Boy, Randy, Miss
Potato Cakes.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Jackie Babyberry on the monitor, What man has been a minute?
What you've been up to?
Speaker 8 (09:17):
Fair query, understandable inquiry, acceptable probity, or as the kids
put it, you're just playing nosey.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Bro, just curious. Well, if you must know, I must,
I must.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I have been on a cruise romance on Naha, says well,
Wi's lucky lady.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Did you take well?
Speaker 8 (09:36):
I'm happy to say that I went stag come again,
stag alone, unaccompanied, independent of companionship. To use big words
you may or may not know. I was going to
say single handed. But I've already heard all those jokes.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Right, So this was one of those singles cruises negatory.
Speaker 8 (09:54):
I have been on the aforementioned singles cruises. I was
prepared for a week long bumping, grind, fist devilish debauchery,
a boot knocking body, rock and g string and jock
and throwdown. Thought the entire adventure was, how they say, problematic?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Yeah, how so?
Speaker 8 (10:10):
Well, my eagerness for the opportunity at a plethora of
heigh seas booty called hijinks clouded my critical thinking.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Please explain you see, jan Boy? Have you got a minute?
You see, jan Boy?
Speaker 8 (10:21):
When one signs up on a singles cruise, you are
isolated with four nine ninety nine other poor love starve
steps sabs who couldn't find thy hookup on dry land
with normal people. I mean, if we wanted to date
other love lorna losers, we could do it ashore.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Well, have you tried other cruises?
Speaker 8 (10:37):
I have tried them all. On the Star Trek cruise,
I met a sexy, voluptuous, romulent woman.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
There you go.
Speaker 8 (10:43):
She taught me for a cling an, a clean an.
Then I went on a golf cruise.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
How'd that go? Well? The idea was.
Speaker 8 (10:51):
To have a little four play alas I found out
too late that most of the female golfers were well,
let's just say the fee golfers were only interested in
the other female golfers.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Last year I went on a furry cruise.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Wait in the furry somebody who likes to dress up
in animal costumes? Man, that's kind of weird.
Speaker 8 (11:11):
Ten for senior information. That would have been useful earlier.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
What did you think of furry cruise?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Was?
Speaker 8 (11:19):
I just thought it was for people with extra body
here that came?
Speaker 2 (11:22):
That turns me as what was his cruise? You just
went on? It was a bruise cluse? A bruise cruise?
What is that?
Speaker 8 (11:30):
Some sort of weirdes S and md O negatory? The
bruise Clues is a cruise for Japanese blues musicians.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
How'd that go? Rowsy?
Speaker 8 (11:40):
But every time I hear led luster played on the
Japanese guitar, I get allowed, and now I'm craving sacking.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Well, put those hormones to work and get out there
and work at.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Steen old Pool. It's worth a shot. And the way
I go, well, next time you're back his way, be
sure to hap in. I always know later theaters. Good morning,
the big shows on the radio. Hang on all right,
listen to you mogs. It's time to button your yaps.
Speaker 8 (12:08):
Say, I'm trying to listen to these two oclowns, John
Boy and Belly on the Big Show.
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Yeah, the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than big.
It's your normous Hey, he's adorable.
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You're parcealed to the T shirts.
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They knew coming in in the back of a truck. Okay,
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Coming up, we play wordy word for blue EMU Prize
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Right now, it's time for Taylor Tayman news.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Here's our girl, Marcy Tator Moran. I appreciate you.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
I know you're worried about Taylor Swift, but I want
to let you know that the Life of a show
Girl remains number one on the Billboard album chart. Despite
suffering at ninety two percent dropping sales, AH still number one.
She sold another three hundred and thirty eight thousand units
in only two weeks. The Life of a show Girl
is the biggest album of twenty twenty five, surpassing country
(15:03):
music singer Morgan Wallins Armed the Problem that he released
in the spring, so I think she's gonna be out. Also,
there's rumors that even though she has a new album out, yeah,
she's not gonna get on the road right away. And
I think everybody saw the writing on the wall for that.
So moving on, Sean Diddy Combs went holistic learning that
(15:26):
President Donald Trump granted clemency to former Congressman George Santos.
The Republican had been sentenced to seven years you remember,
for wire fraud and identity theft, and Trump said that
he was reluctant to pardon did he because quote, eh,
I get along with him, great, This seems like a
nice guy.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
I gotta get this all right, Yeah, go ahead, my cartman, Meg.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
But he says I got along with him great, seemed
like a nice gay. But when I ran for office,
he was very hostile and he made some terrible statements.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
And Trump still Trump.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
So I'm not gonna I'm not gonna pardon because yeah,
it's a very bad about me.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
When I was running well, Trump got a memory, so
now you need me do bad. That was me saying it.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
The Daytime Emmy Awards honored Drew Barrymore as Outstanding Host.
I don't know if you've ever seen her shows?
Speaker 2 (16:22):
What do you think? Okay? And Live I didn't even
know you were doing her.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Live with Kelly and Mark got the nod for Outstanding
Daytime Talk Series. That's the husband and wife duo. So
those are just a couple of the highlights. The only
way to have watched the ceremony last week was to
stream it on the Emmys app.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Didn't even get any airtime.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
You have to watch it on the app. Cording to Entertainment,
Prince Andrew, did you hear about the trouble Prince Andrew
got into? So Prince Andrew will stop using the titles,
including Duke of York. The royal family has been increasingly exasperated.
Exactly right did I say? At the scandals that kept
swirling around Andrew regarding Jeffrey Epstein, So he released a statement.
(17:09):
Andrew did after being summoned by King Charles and said,
in part, we have concluded that continued accusations about me
destruct from the work of his Majesty and the royal family.
According to BBC, there's talk that when Prince William becomes
the king, he plans to ban his creepy uncle from
the coronation. You are not invited. So what happened was
there was a young lady named Virginia Geoffrey. I'm saying
(17:32):
her name correctly, and she claimed that is it Gislin
or Gislaine Gislin Maxwell? Anyway, jeff Jeffrey Epstein's side, I
don't know, right hand, woman, I don't know. I don't
know how to I don't know how to vote away?
All right, So this young woman that was trafficed, traffickated
(17:55):
at sixteen, all right? Anyway, she's written a book, memoir,
and in it she has said that she was with Andrew,
Prince Andrew several times, and he actually paid Virginia twelve
million British pounds in an out of court settlement, yet
continues to deny her accusations. So her memoir comes out
(18:15):
this week. If you would like to read that, all right,
let me move along.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Box office?
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Who did at the box office?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Black Phone two came in number one.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
It's the Horror Sweek sequel to Black Phone anyone memories
talking about that. Yeah, tron Aries came in number two,
Good Fortune number three. Fourth place went to one battle
after another, The Leo DiCaprio movie and Roofman rounded out
the title five.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
All right there, all right, well, thank you very much
for that report.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Well let's get us a wonder Let's play wordy where
alkay one eight hundred Big show you told free loan.
We'll get a couple contestants saying play next.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Goo morning. Let's a big show on the radio, running through.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Your Thursday morning feature track with the Big Show bit
box lipless more Halloween jokes.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
I mean more Halloween jokes.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Key word Halloween jokes at the bit box at the
Big Show dot com. Click out on their contest one
way there you can't get due.
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We'll call you as wow at everybody's head about the bed. Okay,
no bird you word that't word any word. Let's meet
their contestants.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
We got Joe from bladenbor Rough, North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Good morning, Joe, Good morning, hey buddy.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
And we got Jay from Dylaner, Pennsylvania. Good morning, Jane.
Hey all right, Jay, there's Joe, North Carolina. Joe as
Jay over in Pennsylvania, y'all gonna play all right, damn boys,
a ho parie of words that means random words coming
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at us here off the big word tablet. So it'll
be Tater and Jay, John Boy and Joe. So Jay
and tatoy, you'll relax. See what me and Joe can
do for the first thirty seconds. You ready, Joe, I'm ready?
Starting the clock now. The opposite of on is uh
(20:43):
huh okay. This is the middle of your arm and
you this sharp?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
You're yes?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Uh, this is a school day. You get your blank
took A camera will take your what I'm sorry picture? Yes,
uh okay, you wipe your mouth off with this at
the table? Uh huh a black and white china bear. Yeah,
you dig a hole with a shovel hatamoil. All right, yeah,
(21:13):
we put a six on the board. So Jay and
Tatter for their round.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
One. Jay, are you ready? I'm ready, okay and.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Go jay z is one Ludacris. They're all this kind
of music. No, there's all this kind of music. Eminem
is one? What is?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
But what are they called? A? What?
Speaker 3 (21:37):
What? A if?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
They if? They do? Wrap?
Speaker 3 (21:40):
There? A what?
Speaker 2 (21:42):
A group? No band?
Speaker 3 (21:45):
No, I'm trying to get you to say like like
you know, like added add a couple of letters to rap.
He is a what? He is a what?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
You're good? They're all right.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
You're a picky here.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Worked on that wrapper and got it down.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
So it is six to one after round one.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
So let's get on in here and have some fun
with it. Okay, start the clock now, before you eat
your steak, you have a green what in a bowl?
And you put dressing on it? Joe, yeah, sell it? Okay.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
When you wash your hair with shampoo, it says rinse
and what.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Like?
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Do it again? What's the word? Do it?
Speaker 6 (22:38):
No?
Speaker 1 (22:39):
To do it again? When you do anything again? Do
it and then blanket again?
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Yes? Well, I hope I didn't get.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Too cocky on that tat because it was only a
two on that six.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
That was a hat.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
It is within reach, tater and Jay seven will tie?
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Okay you ready, Jay? All ready?
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Go a yellow fruit that you peel, it grows in
a tree. No, it's yellow. Yellow. Monkeys eat him.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
We like her.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Yes, there you go.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Not a not a motel, but a what hotel? There
you go? My little red what uh you circle? Yes?
Speaker 3 (23:29):
You not a not a cupcake, but it's a you
eat it for breakfast. Looks like a cupcake. No, it's
it's in a it's in a it's in a paper wrapper,
Blueberry brand.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Baby Baby. Joe wins this game eight before. But that
was fun. That was fun.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Well, ja o Ban persuade your body. Oh, by the way,
the word was muffin.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Muffin was that word?
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Like? Appreciate your bunny them again your day, man.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Joe overn Bladant Burrow.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
You got the big old blue EMU prize pack for
your victory, buddy, gratulations.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Thank you. There's a fruit and it's yellow orange. I
love work there, I'll say yes. I laughed, but I
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keep scoring because I suck at it to space.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Oh my boy, I about messing up, Joe. Let's just
have some fun, just fun game, fun game, All right, boy,
Let's move on here and get our requested bit of
the morning. We got Sean camp out of Fayetteville, Arkansas,
and Sean says Oliver the fifth of the History of
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French Warfare could have been working as an all time classic.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Ali Sean, we got it coming up next.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Good morning, Let's make Sewing the radio something you'd like
to hear about this time Monday, through Friday. After worthy word,
it is up to John Boe middle Facebook page here
would go with Sean camp out of Fayetteville, Arkansas.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
You request Sean.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
America is in the middle of a difficult campaign against Iraq.
The US is leading a broad based coalition of the
nations from across the free world, in other words, Great
Britain and Spain. Many observers have noted that France is
not among the allies standing behind the United States, and
(26:27):
may I just say, well, well, well, in other words,
don't take it too hard. The French column in the
Warfare Box scores suggests they probably wouldn't be much help anyway.
I mean, it's well known that when danger is afoot,
no one is quicker to hop out of the way
(26:48):
than France. And like the old song says, mister frog
is full of hops, hop hop hap. Here now are
some highlights from the French military history. The Gaelic Wars,
a loss in a war who's ending foreshadows the next
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two thousand years of French history. France is conquered by,
of all things, an Italian the One Hundred Years War,
A narrow wind at the buzzer. France is saved at
the last possible minute by Joan of Arc, a female schizophrenic,
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who established the first rule of French warfare. France's armies
are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman. The
Italian Wars Lost, France becomes the first and only country
(27:58):
to ever lose two war when fighting Italians. The Wars
of Religion Lost, France goes zero five and four against
the Huguenots the Thirty Years' War. France is technically not
(28:21):
a participant in this war, but manages to get invaded anyway.
They claim this one was a tie on the basis
that eventually the other participants started ignoring them. The War
of the Spanish Succession lost, but this war did not
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give the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which
they have loved ever since. The American Revolution, France claims
a win even though the American colonists saw ninety percent
of the action. This is known as the second can
rule a French warfare. France only wins when America does
most of the fighting. The French Revolution believe it or
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not a win. This is primarily due to the fact
that the opponent was also French. The Franco Prussian War. Last,
Germany plays the role of drunken frat boy to France's
ugly girl home alone on Saturday night. World War One
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a tie at best, peeing in their little pants on
the way to losing. France is once again saved by
the United States. Thousands of French women find out what
it's like not only to sleep with a winner, but one.
Speaker 8 (29:54):
Who doesn't call her frauleive. World War II lost big time.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Well, we shouldn't be too surprised. The French won't help
us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, they didn't
even help us get Hitler out of France. The war
in Indo China everybody lost. France hands Vietnam off to
America like a drunk dumping a fat girl on his
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buddy in order to get in order to get her
better looking friend.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
By the way, the better looking friend.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
Never showed up.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
The Algerian rebellion lost.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
This marked the first defeat of a Western nation by
a Muslim army since the Crusades and produces the first
rule of Muslim warfare. We can always beat the French.
This rule is identical to the first rules of the Italians.
The Russians, the Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Pigmies.
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Gulf War Pot one, as the teenager say, yeah, right,
the war on terrorism before the first shot has ever fired,
France surrenders to the Germans and Muslims just to be safe.
And finally, Gulf War Pot two, before the first shot
(31:36):
is fired. Here France surrenders to Alec Baldwin, Seawan Penn,
George Clooney and Barbara streisand and some Pigmies. There you
have it. A salute to the French military. And as
the saying goes, France, they're always there when they need us.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Good morning, I got to make short the radio.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yeah, man, you're working on you John Moore by the
Halloween album keyword for this Liplets Halloween jokes.
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Well, how are y'all? Lawyer?
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Hey?
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You all like the water. I had a job, yours
got fo y'all go, you had a jack you got fire?
B Well, where were you working working?
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The drive through at the murder rigging burner, Biggie, you
know you'll favorite murder.
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So I guess that's not a good job for you
because they had a hour time understanding you or.
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No, I don't hag. I got the whiper hole wet
and I kept shortened out. Where you live anywhere? We're
glad to have your back.
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Well, I'll i'll come in here when the walk shall
Halloween jokes for y'all, Okay, going to Halloween?
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All right?
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Why you were rushers here?
Speaker 9 (33:39):
All right? Why did the ghost go into a war?
Why did the ghost go into a bar? I've heard
this one to get some booze a lot?
Speaker 5 (33:51):
Whether when I had I had his table was out
and wanted to wash the wall? Game?
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Oh here going?
Speaker 9 (33:59):
Why did no vampire use would hawk? Why did the
vampire used walk? He had bat breath?
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I had he rid of gout. That is a lot
of Dorito's the Zolway's.
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Favorite kind of en a zombies kind of favorite kind
of being.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Human being. What I have, richter Ring, was some monsters
favorite hardy.
Speaker 9 (34:37):
Game, A monster's favorite party game, party game? What is
a hiding ghost seek?
Speaker 2 (34:48):
I heard, good man, I got you know.
Speaker 9 (34:51):
Got Why did the vampire read on New York? Why
did the vampire meet the New York Times? He heard
they had great circulation.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
However, one calls they won't shuck? Okay right?
Speaker 9 (35:18):
Why did the ghost wow colle hey hooy? Why did
the ghost buy a copy of to See some boom be?
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Why he likes girls?
Speaker 5 (35:33):
There's a hurdy good articles in there.
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This don't wanys don't woae? What woman?
Speaker 9 (35:45):
Mommy mummy is the favorite rap star, the Mummy's favorite
rap star? L l ghoul jay?
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Why I heard him?
Speaker 5 (35:59):
I had the guy that put the vandages on him
before they buried him. Got to put the.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Why call away horn.
Speaker 5 (36:10):
Sure like out here explaining to you he go wash
us always favorite.
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Rackers A zombie favorite breakfast breakfast brain muffins.
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Away. I had a.
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Guy's arm covert and John warning really killing sauce.
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I start working a little hoof, y'all side no charge.
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Listen to the guy that likes it doesn't want it,
the guy that why is it doesn't need it, and
a guy that needs it doesn't know it is it?
Speaker 9 (36:54):
The guy that makes it one want the guy that
buys it, it doesn't need it, and the guy that
needs it doesn't know it. How is it a casket?
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Ah See, that was really what I had extended warranting
on the Eggs screen.
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I got just watched a joke as there's a contrue
word too, I got wal w.
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Watch off. I am fires. Why you hurt? Holiday?
Speaker 9 (37:30):
A vampire's favorite holiday, fangs giving?
Speaker 2 (37:38):
No, I have probably Halloween. Probably Halloween. There's a whole
long joke, y'all there.
Speaker 5 (37:45):
Now, I'll go ahead, Now I'll call he, I'll hurry.
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from the Big.
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Look out let us work Halloween jokes.
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I'd be worth a trip.
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That's the dude, dot do.
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Right now? Look black.
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Beat the law unless meet a contestant. Jimmy out of
Rock Spring, Georgia. Don't touch Jimmy.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Good morning, Jimmy. James H. Willow Hero, welcome man here. Jimmy.
You know what will do?
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Well?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Ask tight or some questions, you agree or disagree with
her answer, getting two bills for two buzzers, and you win.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
We like it.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I know what you mean, all right, tATu. Until two
thousand and six, there were four of them on the
back of a ten dollar bill, but now there are none.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
What are they? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I know this is a pretty small bill for you,
John boys. It's a small one to look on the
back of. But since two thousand and six. There's been
no number tens on the back of the ten dollar bill.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
It's been no number tens on the back of a
ten dollar bill.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Yep, they're gone.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Jimmy, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Well, you know, John Boy, back when I was a
young lad and earned ten dollar bills, I'm gonna I'm
gonna disagree. I think they still got number ten's on them.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Okay, that's what I'm gonna go with. Okay, So I
don't answer.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I disagree on that, and yeah that's the thing to do. Well, yeah,
they still have tens on the back of cars. There
were four cars on the back of a ten dollar bill.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
Okay, that's when you could buy a car for a.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Couple of them.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
So there you go. Jimmy has one bell, let's get
one more.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
So.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
The radios tatained on by citizens.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
In North Korea.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
North Korea are pretty much the same as everywhere else,
except for one major exception.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
What is that may your exception?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
John Oon, I'm going to say that they can't tune
into any other stations. They can only get one station
on their radio.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
So so you're saying they can't tune their radio, all right,
Jimmy agree or disagree?
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Hmmm, ah, Tater, don't let me down, and I'm won't
disagree disagree, And.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
She was right, they don't.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
They don't have tuning knobs.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I guess there's stations maybe outside of the country you
could bring. You can only listen to government broadcast.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
So and you gotta have his haircut, then you got
to listen to his radio station.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Owning the radio North Korea requires a permit as well. Wow,
so yeah, so y'all want to turn communists?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Glad I don't live there.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
No terrible show, all right, so we got a fulk out.
Jimmy head into the final question. Has Aerosmith made more
money from video game licensing or their music?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
You're thinking about this. We must have a lot of
video gaming music, our hero.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
They make more money still from their music.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Still make more money from their music, not the video
licensing deal.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Jimmy, agree or disagree.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
I'm gonna agree with her this time through.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Well, that was a good word.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
One hundred and twenty dollars worth of bulls not head
down the rock spring for congratulations, buddy.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Oh, thank you very big John boy.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
I do appreciate you boys and girls up there.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
To the Big Show. All right, Jimmy, you too, man.
It's been a pleasure one ride.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
It is your news right here right on the other side.
I remembering Raeford for this Thursday morning they gotta pop.
Speaker 7 (05:30):
Here, kick it off for John Boyd and Billy Show
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rubber D with news you can use, or at least
they say so in the Weekly World News. Ever, wonder
what to do with all the detritus, the flotsam and
jetsam we encounter, like the fuzz under the bed. Yeah,
when's the last time you looked under there? That's stuff
you have to pull off, the filter screen in the
clothes dryer.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Well.
Speaker 7 (06:18):
A creative housewife, Celia Benglish, is setting the fashion industry
on its ear by knitting fabulous sweaters using lint from
her clothes dryer. Many believe the quality of her sweaters
is on a par with anything in the high class
clothing stores of New York and London. What began as
a simple idea an imaginative birthday gift for her husband
(06:41):
has become a business venture called fluff Enough Fashions. Although
the lint sweaters won't be available in stores until just
before Christmas, Celia has sold several privately experts say they're
going to be the next fashion trend, even though they
cost about five hundred dollars. She says, I was trying
to think of what to give my husband for his
fortieth birthday. As I took some clothes out of the
(07:04):
dryer scraped off the lint screen, it suddenly hit me,
but if I could recycle this stuff and make a
new garment. She admits her first attempts were quite dismal.
Despite endless hours of work on her antique spinning wheel,
the thirty four year old former college chemistry major couldn't
find a way to give the lent enough substance. Kept
coming apart in my hands. Finally, she realized the answer
(07:25):
was to develop a special formula to soak the lint in.
I kept mixing chemicals, trying this and that, until finally
I came up with a formula that gives length, the
strength and elasticity of ordinary wool fibers. And then I
started knitting. And they're made from one hundred percent recycled fabric.
(07:46):
I think that's the truth. Well, they tell it for
the truth in the Weekly World US. And what do
you bet somebody might try it? And sell it for
five hundred dollars a sweater. After all, we have what Angora,
all that other special sort of stuff that people knit
sweaters in, and what else? Oh yes, oh yes, I
(08:08):
can't even think of it right now, but remember Angora sweaters.
When I was a kid in high school, all the
girls wore those fluffy things. So be aware of what's
around you and what you might make with it, so
says Robert d Ray for John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
There's the morning and got the big show on the radio. Well,
our boys, saying, Higgins is in the house. He's been
chatting up the stenopool, smoothing the sales room, and cozying
up the snack lady. So I'm sure as soon as
he's finish his rounds he'll pop it.
Speaker 8 (09:05):
Oh don't mind if I do, John Boy, Randy, Miss
Potato Cakes.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Jackie Babyberry on the monitor, What man has been a minute?
What you've been up to?
Speaker 8 (09:17):
Fair query, understandable inquiry, acceptable probity, or as the kids
put it, you're just playing nosey.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Bro, just curious. Well, if you must know, I must,
I must.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I have been on a cruise romance on Naha, says well,
Wi's lucky lady.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Did you take well?
Speaker 8 (09:36):
I'm happy to say that I went stag come again,
stag alone, unaccompanied, independent of companionship. To use big words
you may or may not know. I was going to
say single handed. But I've already heard all those jokes.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Right, So this was one of those singles cruises negatory.
Speaker 8 (09:54):
I have been on the aforementioned singles cruises. I was
prepared for a week long bumping, grind, fist devilish debauchery,
a boot knocking body, rock and g string and jock
and throwdown. Thought the entire adventure was, how they say, problematic?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Yeah, how so?
Speaker 8 (10:10):
Well, my eagerness for the opportunity at a plethora of
heigh seas booty called hijinks clouded my critical thinking.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Please explain you see, jan Boy? Have you got a minute?
You see, jan Boy?
Speaker 8 (10:21):
When one signs up on a singles cruise, you are
isolated with four nine ninety nine other poor love starve
steps sabs who couldn't find thy hookup on dry land
with normal people. I mean, if we wanted to date
other love lorna losers, we could do it ashore.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Well, have you tried other cruises?
Speaker 8 (10:37):
I have tried them all. On the Star Trek cruise,
I met a sexy, voluptuous, romulent woman.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
There you go.
Speaker 8 (10:43):
She taught me for a cling an, a clean an.
Then I went on a golf cruise.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
How'd that go? Well? The idea was.
Speaker 8 (10:51):
To have a little four play alas I found out
too late that most of the female golfers were well,
let's just say the fee golfers were only interested in
the other female golfers.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Last year I went on a furry cruise.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Wait in the furry somebody who likes to dress up
in animal costumes? Man, that's kind of weird.
Speaker 8 (11:11):
Ten for senior information. That would have been useful earlier.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
What did you think of furry cruise?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Was?
Speaker 8 (11:19):
I just thought it was for people with extra body
here that came?
Speaker 2 (11:22):
That turns me as what was his cruise? You just
went on? It was a bruise cluse? A bruise cruise?
What is that?
Speaker 8 (11:30):
Some sort of weirdes S and md O negatory? The
bruise Clues is a cruise for Japanese blues musicians.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
How'd that go? Rowsy?
Speaker 8 (11:40):
But every time I hear led luster played on the
Japanese guitar, I get allowed, and now I'm craving sacking.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Well, put those hormones to work and get out there
and work at.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Steen old Pool. It's worth a shot. And the way
I go, well, next time you're back his way, be
sure to hap in. I always know later theaters. Good morning,
the big shows on the radio. Hang on all right,
listen to you mogs. It's time to button your yaps.
Speaker 8 (12:08):
Say, I'm trying to listen to these two oclowns, John
Boy and Belly on the Big Show.
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Yeah, the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than big.
It's your normous Hey, he's adorable.
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You're parcealed to the T shirts.
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Not in their shirts. But you can have it our
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Don't make me tell the stories about using different shirts
or different things when you have a lot of them.
They knew coming in in the back of a truck. Okay,
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Right now, it's time for Taylor Tayman news.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Here's our girl, Marcy Tator Moran. I appreciate you.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
I know you're worried about Taylor Swift, but I want
to let you know that the Life of a show
Girl remains number one on the Billboard album chart. Despite
suffering at ninety two percent dropping sales, AH still number one.
She sold another three hundred and thirty eight thousand units
in only two weeks. The Life of a show Girl
is the biggest album of twenty twenty five, surpassing country
(15:03):
music singer Morgan Wallins Armed the Problem that he released
in the spring, so I think she's gonna be out. Also,
there's rumors that even though she has a new album out, yeah,
she's not gonna get on the road right away. And
I think everybody saw the writing on the wall for that.
So moving on, Sean Diddy Combs went holistic learning that
(15:26):
President Donald Trump granted clemency to former Congressman George Santos.
The Republican had been sentenced to seven years you remember,
for wire fraud and identity theft, and Trump said that
he was reluctant to pardon did he because quote, eh,
I get along with him, great, This seems like a
nice guy.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
I gotta get this all right, Yeah, go ahead, my cartman, Meg.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
But he says I got along with him great, seemed
like a nice gay. But when I ran for office,
he was very hostile and he made some terrible statements.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
And Trump still Trump.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
So I'm not gonna I'm not gonna pardon because yeah,
it's a very bad about me.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
When I was running well, Trump got a memory, so
now you need me do bad. That was me saying it.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
The Daytime Emmy Awards honored Drew Barrymore as Outstanding Host.
I don't know if you've ever seen her shows?
Speaker 2 (16:22):
What do you think? Okay? And Live I didn't even
know you were doing her.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Live with Kelly and Mark got the nod for Outstanding
Daytime Talk Series. That's the husband and wife duo. So
those are just a couple of the highlights. The only
way to have watched the ceremony last week was to
stream it on the Emmys app.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Didn't even get any airtime.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
You have to watch it on the app. Cording to Entertainment,
Prince Andrew, did you hear about the trouble Prince Andrew
got into? So Prince Andrew will stop using the titles,
including Duke of York. The royal family has been increasingly exasperated.
Exactly right did I say? At the scandals that kept
swirling around Andrew regarding Jeffrey Epstein, So he released a statement.
(17:09):
Andrew did after being summoned by King Charles and said,
in part, we have concluded that continued accusations about me
destruct from the work of his Majesty and the royal family.
According to BBC, there's talk that when Prince William becomes
the king, he plans to ban his creepy uncle from
the coronation. You are not invited. So what happened was
there was a young lady named Virginia Geoffrey. I'm saying
(17:32):
her name correctly, and she claimed that is it Gislin
or Gislaine Gislin Maxwell? Anyway, jeff Jeffrey Epstein's side, I
don't know, right hand, woman, I don't know. I don't
know how to I don't know how to vote away?
All right, So this young woman that was trafficed, traffickated
(17:55):
at sixteen, all right? Anyway, she's written a book, memoir,
and in it she has said that she was with Andrew,
Prince Andrew several times, and he actually paid Virginia twelve
million British pounds in an out of court settlement, yet
continues to deny her accusations. So her memoir comes out
(18:15):
this week. If you would like to read that, all right,
let me move along.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Box office?
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Who did at the box office?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Black Phone two came in number one.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
It's the Horror Sweek sequel to Black Phone anyone memories
talking about that. Yeah, tron Aries came in number two,
Good Fortune number three. Fourth place went to one battle
after another, The Leo DiCaprio movie and Roofman rounded out
the title five.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
All right there, all right, well, thank you very much
for that report.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Well let's get us a wonder Let's play wordy where
alkay one eight hundred Big show you told free loan.
We'll get a couple contestants saying play next.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Goo morning. Let's a big show on the radio, running through.
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Your Thursday morning feature track with the Big Show bit
box lipless more Halloween jokes.
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I mean more Halloween jokes.
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Key word Halloween jokes at the bit box at the
Big Show dot com. Click out on their contest one
way there you can't get due.
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We'll call you as wow at everybody's head about the bed. Okay,
no bird you word that't word any word. Let's meet
their contestants.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
We got Joe from bladenbor Rough, North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Good morning, Joe, Good morning, hey buddy.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
And we got Jay from Dylaner, Pennsylvania. Good morning, Jane.
Hey all right, Jay, there's Joe, North Carolina. Joe as
Jay over in Pennsylvania, y'all gonna play all right, damn boys,
a ho parie of words that means random words coming
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at us here off the big word tablet. So it'll
be Tater and Jay, John Boy and Joe. So Jay
and tatoy, you'll relax. See what me and Joe can
do for the first thirty seconds. You ready, Joe, I'm ready?
Starting the clock now. The opposite of on is uh
(20:43):
huh okay. This is the middle of your arm and
you this sharp?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
You're yes?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Uh, this is a school day. You get your blank
took A camera will take your what I'm sorry picture? Yes,
uh okay, you wipe your mouth off with this at
the table? Uh huh a black and white china bear. Yeah,
you dig a hole with a shovel hatamoil. All right, yeah,
(21:13):
we put a six on the board. So Jay and
Tatter for their round.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
One. Jay, are you ready? I'm ready, okay and.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Go jay z is one Ludacris. They're all this kind
of music. No, there's all this kind of music. Eminem
is one? What is?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
But what are they called? A? What?
Speaker 3 (21:37):
What? A if?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
They if? They do? Wrap?
Speaker 3 (21:40):
There? A what?
Speaker 2 (21:42):
A group? No band?
Speaker 3 (21:45):
No, I'm trying to get you to say like like
you know, like added add a couple of letters to rap.
He is a what? He is a what?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
You're good? They're all right.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
You're a picky here.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Worked on that wrapper and got it down.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
So it is six to one after round one.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
So let's get on in here and have some fun
with it. Okay, start the clock now, before you eat
your steak, you have a green what in a bowl?
And you put dressing on it? Joe, yeah, sell it? Okay.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
When you wash your hair with shampoo, it says rinse
and what.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Like?
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Do it again? What's the word? Do it?
Speaker 6 (22:38):
No?
Speaker 1 (22:39):
To do it again? When you do anything again? Do
it and then blanket again?
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Yes? Well, I hope I didn't get.
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That was a hat.
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It is within reach, tater and Jay seven will tie?
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Okay you ready, Jay? All ready?
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eat it for breakfast. Looks like a cupcake. No, it's
it's in a it's in a it's in a paper wrapper,
Blueberry brand.
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Baby Baby. Joe wins this game eight before. But that
was fun. That was fun.
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the word was muffin.
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Muffin was that word?
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love work there, I'll say yes. I laughed, but I
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keep scoring because I suck at it to space.
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have some fun, just fun game, fun game, All right, boy,
Let's move on here and get our requested bit of
the morning. We got Sean camp out of Fayetteville, Arkansas,
and Sean says Oliver the fifth of the History of
(25:13):
French Warfare could have been working as an all time classic.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Ali Sean, we got it coming up next.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Good morning, Let's make Sewing the radio something you'd like
to hear about this time Monday, through Friday. After worthy word,
it is up to John Boe middle Facebook page here
would go with Sean camp out of Fayetteville, Arkansas.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
You request Sean.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
America is in the middle of a difficult campaign against Iraq.
The US is leading a broad based coalition of the
nations from across the free world, in other words, Great
Britain and Spain. Many observers have noted that France is
not among the allies standing behind the United States, and
(26:27):
may I just say, well, well, well, in other words,
don't take it too hard. The French column in the
Warfare Box scores suggests they probably wouldn't be much help anyway.
I mean, it's well known that when danger is afoot,
no one is quicker to hop out of the way
(26:48):
than France. And like the old song says, mister frog
is full of hops, hop hop hap. Here now are
some highlights from the French military history. The Gaelic Wars,
a loss in a war who's ending foreshadows the next
(27:12):
two thousand years of French history. France is conquered by,
of all things, an Italian the One Hundred Years War,
A narrow wind at the buzzer. France is saved at
the last possible minute by Joan of Arc, a female schizophrenic,
(27:38):
who established the first rule of French warfare. France's armies
are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman. The
Italian Wars Lost, France becomes the first and only country
(27:58):
to ever lose two war when fighting Italians. The Wars
of Religion Lost, France goes zero five and four against
the Huguenots the Thirty Years' War. France is technically not
(28:21):
a participant in this war, but manages to get invaded anyway.
They claim this one was a tie on the basis
that eventually the other participants started ignoring them. The War
of the Spanish Succession lost, but this war did not
(28:44):
give the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which
they have loved ever since. The American Revolution, France claims
a win even though the American colonists saw ninety percent
of the action. This is known as the second can
rule a French warfare. France only wins when America does
most of the fighting. The French Revolution believe it or
(29:11):
not a win. This is primarily due to the fact
that the opponent was also French. The Franco Prussian War. Last,
Germany plays the role of drunken frat boy to France's
ugly girl home alone on Saturday night. World War One
(29:37):
a tie at best, peeing in their little pants on
the way to losing. France is once again saved by
the United States. Thousands of French women find out what
it's like not only to sleep with a winner, but one.
Speaker 8 (29:54):
Who doesn't call her frauleive. World War II lost big time.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Well, we shouldn't be too surprised. The French won't help
us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, they didn't
even help us get Hitler out of France. The war
in Indo China everybody lost. France hands Vietnam off to
America like a drunk dumping a fat girl on his
(30:29):
buddy in order to get in order to get her
better looking friend.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
By the way, the better looking friend.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
Never showed up.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
The Algerian rebellion lost.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
This marked the first defeat of a Western nation by
a Muslim army since the Crusades and produces the first
rule of Muslim warfare. We can always beat the French.
This rule is identical to the first rules of the Italians.
The Russians, the Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Pigmies.
(31:15):
Gulf War Pot one, as the teenager say, yeah, right,
the war on terrorism before the first shot has ever fired,
France surrenders to the Germans and Muslims just to be safe.
And finally, Gulf War Pot two, before the first shot
(31:36):
is fired. Here France surrenders to Alec Baldwin, Seawan Penn,
George Clooney and Barbara streisand and some Pigmies. There you
have it. A salute to the French military. And as
the saying goes, France, they're always there when they need us.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Good morning, I got to make short the radio.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yeah, man, you're working on you John Moore by the
Halloween album keyword for this Liplets Halloween jokes.
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Well, how are y'all? Lawyer?
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here out on the list, No congue, no lips, don't
talk who I'll talk?
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Oh you're retarder? You out?
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You all like the water. I had a job, yours
got fo y'all go, you had a jack you got fire?
B Well, where were you working working?
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The drive through at the murder rigging burner, Biggie, you
know you'll favorite murder.
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So I guess that's not a good job for you
because they had a hour time understanding you or.
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No, I don't hag. I got the whiper hole wet
and I kept shortened out. Where you live anywhere? We're
glad to have your back.
Speaker 5 (33:31):
Well, I'll i'll come in here when the walk shall
Halloween jokes for y'all, Okay, going to Halloween?
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All right?
Speaker 2 (33:38):
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Speaker 9 (33:39):
All right? Why did the ghost go into a war?
Why did the ghost go into a bar? I've heard
this one to get some booze a lot?
Speaker 5 (33:51):
Whether when I had I had his table was out
and wanted to wash the wall? Game?
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Oh here going?
Speaker 9 (33:59):
Why did no vampire use would hawk? Why did the
vampire used walk? He had bat breath?
Speaker 2 (34:09):
I had he rid of gout. That is a lot
of Dorito's the Zolway's.
Speaker 9 (34:19):
Favorite kind of en a zombies kind of favorite kind
of being.
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Human being. What I have, richter Ring, was some monsters
favorite hardy.
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Game, A monster's favorite party game, party game? What is
a hiding ghost seek?
Speaker 2 (34:48):
I heard, good man, I got you know.
Speaker 9 (34:51):
Got Why did the vampire read on New York? Why
did the vampire meet the New York Times? He heard
they had great circulation.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
However, one calls they won't shuck? Okay right?
Speaker 9 (35:18):
Why did the ghost wow colle hey hooy? Why did
the ghost buy a copy of to See some boom be?
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Why he likes girls?
Speaker 5 (35:33):
There's a hurdy good articles in there.
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This don't wanys don't woae? What woman?
Speaker 9 (35:45):
Mommy mummy is the favorite rap star, the Mummy's favorite
rap star? L l ghoul jay?
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Why I heard him?
Speaker 5 (35:59):
I had the guy that put the vandages on him
before they buried him. Got to put the.
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Why call away horn.
Speaker 5 (36:10):
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us always favorite.
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Rackers A zombie favorite breakfast breakfast brain muffins.
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Speaker 2 (36:32):
I start working a little hoof, y'all side no charge.
Here's a tough one. Listen.
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Listen to the guy that likes it doesn't want it,
the guy that why is it doesn't need it, and
a guy that needs it doesn't know it is it?
Speaker 9 (36:54):
The guy that makes it one want the guy that
buys it, it doesn't need it, and the guy that
needs it doesn't know it. How is it a casket?
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Ah See, that was really what I had extended warranting
on the Eggs screen.
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word too, I got wal w.
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Watch off. I am fires. Why you hurt? Holiday?
Speaker 9 (37:30):
A vampire's favorite holiday, fangs giving?
Speaker 2 (37:38):
No, I have probably Halloween. Probably Halloween. There's a whole
long joke, y'all there.
Speaker 5 (37:45):
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