October 30, 2025 • 49 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Lipless has even more Halloween Jokes to workshop.. - We’ll get another update on Operation Christmas Child - collection week will be here before you know it - so get to packing those shoeboxes.. - We’ll get Mary Jane in on a Zoom call to get her latest Deep Thoughts.. - We’ll get back On Track with Doug Rice as he heads to Phoenix Raceway for the NASCAR Championship Race this Sunday.. - Carl Childers has a colonoscopy - by request.. - Count Dracula makes an entry into his diary…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Haul Right here
we go on track with Doug Rice, got one race
to go before we get our champion. And then when
we were talking a little bit before we went on there, Doug, well,
I can't believe we're gonna wrap things up next week.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
But let's not. Let's not worry about it right now. Okay,
ready to go.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
That's don't dwell on that. No, we'll get all modeling
and stuff.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Appreciate everybody. A lot of our listeners are right now.
They learned about the retirement and everything, and a lot
of them are saying, I'm gonna miss Doug. Why am
I getting my NASCAR fixed with Doug? So we're gonna
figure something out. I gotta tell y'all. Y'all check us
out the Big Show dot com to John Boy and
by the Facebook page. After we're off the radio. Tea
end of the year, Okay, okay, coovery. Yeah, and don't
(00:45):
don't argue. I know you retired a year ago, but
huh huh, that ain't gonna happen now, buddy.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I am like the worst retired person on the I
feel like I am doing more than I ever had before,
including living through a kitchen renovation that has the refrigerator
in the middle of the living room for look how
convenient that is. But you told me you pretty excited
about that.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
You told me once though. The difference is you get
to pick what busy you do.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yeah, and that's that's a big difference. That is a
big difference what I get to do and when I
get to do it, as opposed to being told be there,
be there.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
That's aw that's awesome.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I'm looking and I have not missed American Airlines for
one night with your travel ooh boy, not.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Me.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I just got to drive uptown Charlotte. I about have it.
You fight all over the country, man.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I just lost my coffee.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Well, we talked about William Byron might win in Martinsville
last week.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Done dog gone. If he didn't do it.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Went up there just he He did everything you can
do at a race. He won the poll, he won
both stages. He even got the fastest lap award, which
gives you a point, so he maxed out. He scored
sixty one points. That's as many as you can get.
He didn't really need the points, he just needed to
get the win, and he got that secured a spot
(02:10):
in the playoffs. His teammate Kyle Larson finished well enough
that he got the other one. And so now we
have two Hendrick Chevrolets with William Byron and Kyle Larson,
and two Joe Gibbs Toyotas with Denny Hamlin and of
course Chase Briscoe. And that's one of those four will
be the new NASCAR champion at the end of the
race in Phoenix, this Sunday Man.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
That is somethinghow it worked out two Hendrick and two
Gibbs and William Byron wins the first race and Daytona
five hundred even not counting the Los Angeles race out there.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
No, yeh, don't do that.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
And here he is winning the last one before the championship.
It worked out for.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Us an I little set of book ends there for him,
and he dominated that race. He had never led that
many laps at any race ever. He led three hundred
and four or five hundred at Martinsville. The only person
that could hang with them was Ryan Blaney, who wound
up finishing second. Ryan would have had to have won
the race, and he would have been in the playoffs.
This is gonna give us a new team as far
(03:11):
as championships are concerned. The last three have been won
by Penske, two for Logano and one for Blanie. They
have no cars in the hunt at Phoenix. So and
I'm sure all the other organizations. As a matter of fact,
I know this because I've talked with people pretty high
up in those They're not upset at all that Penske
is not being represented because they're really good at that
(03:32):
race track. There's not saying they can't go out there
and win the race, but there's no way they're bringing
home a title this year.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
So and like you explained, Doug, it doesn't the final four.
One of them does not have to win the race.
They just got to beat the other three.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
That's right. You could finish conceivably seventh. It has worked
out with this format all but one time that the
winner of the race has also won the championship. One year,
if Chastain went out there and won the race, Blanie
in his second, but he won the title. But most
of the time the winner of the race is also
the champion. So and all these all these folks are
(04:07):
pretty good out there. The best average finish with this
generation of car, this Gen seven, has been William Byron.
He's averaged eighth place over the last three and a
half years running this breed of cars, So we'll see
if that pays off. Denny Hamlin's averaged around ten and
Denny Hamlin has picked up a lot of support lately.
(04:30):
His dad is very ill. Denny has been public about that.
And also there's this natural tendency I think of fans
to pull for people near the end of their career.
Denny's forty four, He's not going to be doing this
forever in a day, and this is maybe his last
shot to win that championship. And I think there's a
lot of people that have kind of signed off saying, Okay,
(04:52):
I hope he gets one. He's not my favorite guy.
I booed him a lot, but let's let's see if
he can get a title. It will be a strange
situation if he wins the championship. This is the guy
whose team is suing NASCAR. Yes, here's your trophy.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
And you know, Denny would be a way to go
out because he has the most wins of anybody at
forty four.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Here he is six wins.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Ye six wins this year, sixty in a career. That's
pretty impressive. The guy's a Hall of Famer. He is
a lot for the NASCAR Hall of Fame. I know
he would love to go into the Hall of Fame
with the championship. Kyle Larson's already got one. Three of
the four have never won a championship. Chase Briscoe doesn't
have one, William Byron and of course Denny Hamlin all
three none of those three have ever won a title.
(05:36):
Larson won one back in twenty twenty.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Okay, all right, and like we talked about, this will
probably be the last race for the championship this way
the way going about doing.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
It, Yeah, of boiling it down to one race winner
take off, I think. So. I don't know what the
format's going to be, but it's not going to be this.
NASCAR has already said, you know, we're can considering lots
of things. It may be thirty six races over the
haul of the season, or some sort of modified playoff,
or maybe going back to a ten race chase, but
(06:10):
it will not be this. So this will be the
last time it gets decided this way. And it sounds like,
if I can believe what I'm hearing that NASCAR and
twenty three to eleven in front Row Motorsports are getting
close to maybe settling their lawsuits and their disagreements out
of court. I hope so, because the only people that
have won on this are the lawyers, and they've made
a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
That's it all right good And if something happens when
they do change and we'll see when they make the announcement,
if it's next year, Doug, get in touch with us
and we'll get it at the Big Show dot Com.
So let's start right there.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
We'll love that love.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
That conect that I'm gonna be on the Big Show
dot com.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
You have a good weekend. We love you, buddy, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I love you guys.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
You vollw Douga Rice Man on the e side. Then
let's play Beat the Blonde. Come on, take one eight hundred,
Big Show. You told free line, get a contestant, play next,
(07:33):
Good Morning. That's a big Show on the radio for
your Thursday morning, October thirtieth.
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He's getting fifteen tracks.
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All right, it it's time to play beat the Blonde.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
That's meant contestant.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
It is Kevin out of Athens, Alabama.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Good morning, Kevin, Good morning, nobody welcome.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
All right, got tya.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Over here, ready to answer some questions, Kevin, you agree
or disagree with her?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Answer? You to right for too wrong and you win?
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Hey, Kevin, Hey, tight?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
All right, well let's do it.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Is why I see the two articles of clothing having
least in common with the woman's actual size?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Are you following me?
Speaker 4 (08:34):
I think so?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Okay? Are her bra and her what?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Now? I need to read it against I can follow it. Okay,
two articles of clothing having least in common with a
woman's actual size?
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Again the overall woman?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Sorry, all right?
Speaker 6 (08:54):
Are her bra?
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
I can't read your face thinking I'm interested.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
I'm just thinking, my my, my brain.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
How about two articles of clothing that are the wrong
size for most women? No one would do the bra
and the other would be what.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Was actual articles of clothing?
Speaker 8 (09:23):
I'm gonna say her hat, her hat, yes, okay, her
bra in her hat? Kevin, if you were following, do
you agree or disagree, even if you're not, it might be better.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Or disagree.
Speaker 9 (09:39):
I think I will disagree, John Boy.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Okay, well I was hoping you would do that because.
Speaker 6 (09:45):
Her shoes, bra and shoes.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I guess feet that much to do. And it's the
others actual woman.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
Okay, with women the left and the right on both
of those subjects are often different sizes. So they don't
sell shoes in two sizes. And they bras don't have
two cups. They should, but no, well they have to cups.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Wow, this is very interesting.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Randy's giving us all the time.
Speaker 6 (10:13):
The one who did research. I'm the one that has
bras in my church history. I'm wearing one for thirty
five years.
Speaker 10 (10:20):
But I didn't know that at all.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
You protest to me. Work with you, buddy. You got
your bail. Let's get one more.
Speaker 6 (10:33):
I'll do better the next one. Well, let's see, all right.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
According to a survey of office workers, okay, which of
these workplace annoyances do workers hate the most?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Yes? It down.
Speaker 6 (10:51):
Workplace annoyances workers hate the most.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
A A concending boss, condescending boss.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
I don't like both of them, like I just did.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
The co workers wearing too much perfume or cologne or
c loud talking co workers.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
There's not a d all of the above.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
You maybe at that pick one. You gotta pick one
the most most.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
They hate the strong perfume and cologne too much.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Perfume is number one. That's what Tyer says, Kevin. Do
you agree or disagree? Oh well, I ain'ter.
Speaker 9 (11:34):
Being a female shield and know the answer to this.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
You would tell me you think I'd known the brown
one too, But that's the nature of the game, my friend.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
So well I got I think you were trying to
talk yourself into agreeing.
Speaker 9 (11:53):
Yeah, yeah, I think.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
I think I'll agree with this one.
Speaker 9 (11:55):
I got thirty three chance.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
Ok.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I didn't talk into it because it's not right. I
was a condescending boss.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Nice job. Yeah, all righte tied up.
Speaker 6 (12:13):
Here we go into it the boss. Uh, there we go.
Do fish cough.
Speaker 8 (12:22):
Ta turn their head and cough cough, just just cough, cough,
just cough, dude, fish cough.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
I've actually seen this happen. Yes, they cough, they do,
they cough, says Tayler. Kevin, agree or disagree?
Speaker 11 (12:38):
I do not think they call Okay, wow, Randy, TAM's
about brons Taylor knowing more about fish.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
Together. What's going on?
Speaker 9 (12:55):
Kevin?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
We're gonna make you happy before we hang up on you, No,
budd if you hang right there, we'll do it for
He appreciate you.
Speaker 9 (13:01):
Have a great day, John Boy from caller. All right, buddy, hey,
shout out. I'm gonna shut out. I wanna shout out
to ACE Management Indicator Alabama. Well all right, and thank
and thank you guys. Thank you guys for thirty years
of micing his life coming more.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Yeah, where were you the first fifteen? Buddy man? A
you the man? Kevin? You hang on my.
Speaker 9 (13:30):
Boy, all I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Bottom of the hour, top of you. A news right
on the other side. I remembering Rayford for this Thursday morning.
Then us an entry into the Diary of Gaming.
Speaker 12 (14:15):
Robertd first out of the box for the John Boy
and Billie Show this morning. A couple of stories about
snakes and the tax collector. A man crashed his car
after a pet snake he had wrapped around his neck
began attacking him. Witnesses reported that Courtland Page Johnson of
East Naples, Florida, was driving erratically and crashed his pt
(14:38):
cruiser into several barricades, He got out of his car,
wrestled with a snake, then drove off, and authorities caught
up with Johnson at his home. He told them he
crashed into another car that had stopped short in front
of him. After questioning, Johnson admitted he panicked when his
snake bit him. He had cuts and freshly dried blood
on his body, but not need medical attention. Johnson was
(15:02):
charged with leaving the scene of a crash. No results
here about what happened to the snake. And if you're
trying to decrease the chances of being audited by filing
your taxes early or late, think again, because it's too
late if you want to file him early. But getting
down to the wire toward the end of the time,
(15:25):
California Franchise Tax Board representative Denise Azima says filing well
before after the April fifteenth deadline has nothing to do
with the audit process. According to her, authorities use sophisticated
computer software to determine who gets audited and who doesn't.
Another urban legend about taxes is that sending your return
(15:47):
in an oversized envelope will help you avoid the fine
tooth comb of the taxman. Not so, as Emmy swears,
they go through every envelope the same way. However, she says,
filing a paper we'll guarantee one thing, a longer wait
for your refund check. Filing an electronic return gets you
your refund in five to seven business days, but it
(16:09):
takes six to eight weeks for paper returns. And of course,
if you're like me, I guess it makes no difference
whether you file the paperway the electronic way, they still
get me in the end. Okay, lucky to be working though.
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Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
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We're about twenty minutes away from Taylor Tainment News.
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Bud First and now an entry into the Diary of
Gary Busey.
Speaker 10 (17:07):
Dear Diary, this is Gary Bucy. All I can say
diary is hot. Digging that ding dang dog. It's my
favorite time of year, Halloween, the season of the Witch,
when the dead rise from the grave. Goobers and goblins
(17:29):
and ass grabbing gargoyles invade the lives of normal people
in human monsters suck the life out of god fearing
people just trying to get a handful of outsized snickers,
the time of year when the world is brought to
its knees by the supernatural evil that.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Folks fear most.
Speaker 10 (17:49):
But since his Hollywood is just cald Friday thrill, a
chillaw kill, a time scarier that a needy mime, it's
a big time. It ain't teeny like Caitlyn jennera toller weenie.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
You got a pretty mouth.
Speaker 10 (18:06):
Welcome to the South of a Los Angeles dake Well, Diary,
is time once again to put up the world famous
Beaucy House of Holy weird Horrors. The hardest part of
all of it is being bigger, better, and bigger mannier
(18:28):
than last year. But Crazy Frankie and I were up
to the challenge. First thing, we moved the location. Last
year we had it at a closed Starbucks into Luca Lake,
but too many folks complained about all the sidewalk turds
and discarded hyphos. To be honest, Diary, most of that
button mud was from me and Frankie. The crappers in
(18:52):
the store was out of order. Hey, at least we
throwed the turd tickets in the dumpster. So this year
we got a sweet deal on a closed big chain
drug store. Oh lord, it was a real mess inside,
so Frankie put a sign out front that said under renovations,
please no looters next day. Please as a whistle. They
(19:15):
even stole the rats. Wipe your seat and wipe your feet.
Don't go pooping in the street. Come on in for
a good old scare. But duty at home? That's playing fair?
Sniff sniff? Is that a stiff? Be it corpse or
be it crap? Just take a whiff. If you got
a duty, please don't chuck it. Use one of the
handy pickle buckets. Stink pickle, that is sit a spell.
(19:39):
Take your drawers off, y'all use the bdet now you
hear charge. This year's theme is Naked and the Freed.
That works on a couple levels. First off, in this
one of a kind horror haunted house, all the boogers
(20:00):
and hats will be plumb naked. The invisible man will
have his wedding tackle bandaged. The wolf Feller will be
strutting his fuzzy wolf whinger. Frankenstein's head ain't the only
thing bolted on what and the Bride of Frankenstein she's
(20:21):
got stitches everywhere.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Ev re where.
Speaker 10 (20:27):
Yeah, is it midnight or is it noon? I'm naked
with the creature from the Black Lagoon? Am I crazy
or drunk again? He's got a crotch like Barbie's. Can
don't be nasty or a mean. He stopped making fun
of my big green waning Oh creature. The scales tickle, yeah, oh,
(20:54):
he gets better Ladies and germs. Folks that want to
go through for gradis gotta go in the raw birthday suit,
swinging free out there and loving ever made it of it.
Now that might sound hot, but remember this is Hollyweird.
It's always the ones you don't want to see in
the raw that's just gotta trot that mess out in public.
(21:18):
So the math works like this for everyone. Charlie's Throne
look alike. There's about one hundred girls that look like
James Cordon.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
You probably what have you.
Speaker 10 (21:31):
But webside is if they're too gross, you just tell
people this part of the nightmare experience. Shiver me timbers
and poop in your pants. That's not some fat guy,
it's the blob doing a dance. That skinny old skeleton
ain't some zombie girl. It's tin of a meth head.
Given bear ass a world that ain't zits. That's her baby,
(21:52):
a minus cup that is. Don't hate the playoffs, hate
the shame e All well, Diary, I got Stiski Dadele.
I'm having lunch with Cheer trying to talk her into
playing Medusa. I could feel myself turning to stone already. Yeah, yeah,
(22:15):
yeah yeah, until next time. X's and o's Gary Boo.
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The Bureau of Prisons online records indicate that the projected
prison release date for Sean P. Diddy Combs has been
set for May eighth, twenty twenty eight.
Speaker 6 (25:25):
Twenty eight, about two and a half years.
Speaker 5 (25:29):
And afterward he faces sixty months sixty months of supervised probation,
including drug and alcohol treatments.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
That's the job I want. So yeah, well, so what
are they saying about that? That's not big? I mean enough,
that's a that's a lot.
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Yeah, No, that's a lot.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
There was a lot of speculation and he was trying
to get it cut back, and he was trying to
get pardoned in all.
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Those October twenty five megas up May twenty eight, yeah, okay,
two years months okay, and then then then.
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He starts, then he starts his probation.
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No, that's just probation supervised.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
Though, so he's gotta have all probably well, he.
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Has to go in for meetings.
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He has to meet with a with a parole officer.
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And that ankle monder some new bleing, hello start, some
new new jewel.
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Yeah.
Speaker 7 (26:20):
They already had a celebrity on Dancing with the Stars
wearing an ankle's right.
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Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 5 (26:27):
Give That was the Life of a show Girl tops
the Billboard album chart for the third week in a row.
And that's by some chick named Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Hey, Taylor Kelsey.
Speaker 15 (26:37):
Yeah.
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She is one of twelve, along with Pink and ll COOLJ,
to be nominated for the Songwriters Hall of Fame, according
to USA Today. There's also been a tabloid rumor that
Tata is writing a movie script based on her romance
with Travis Kelcey as using him. Unnamed sources have said
(27:00):
it will be a quote modern take on Romeo and
Juliet end quote only with a happy Hollywood ending.
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Okay, so they're not gon bois.
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Yes, they're not gonna go all the way yet.
Speaker 5 (27:12):
Kim Kardashian revealed in the season premiere of The Kardashians
They're in like season seven something like that, that she's
been diagnosed with a brain aneurysm. Now, they're relatively common
according to neurosurgeons, and one in fifty has an unruptured
brain anneurism. However, bursts of the brain blood vessel can
lead to strokes. So right now she's just uh watching it,
(27:34):
and she blames that, blames the aneurysm on the stress
caused by her ex husband Kanye.
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Oh yeah, well he's about caused it for me.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Ah, I've been pinching, pinching my nose.
Speaker 11 (27:47):
Ah.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
And I don't know if you know this or that
you watch this, but Friday's finale of Miss the Miss
USA pageant raised some eyebrows. Oh.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Man, I didn't know what that was all.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Yeah, a lot of people didn't. It was streamed. Oh
got no sponsor and it was live streams.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
It raised icebrow eyebrows because the reigning queen from twenty
twenty four refused to crown the new winnery really, just
hours before the finale Miss USA twenty twenty four, Alma
Cooper apparently had time to post to social media that
she would skip the traditional passing of the Tierra to
the new Miss USA. So Miss Universe became a last
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minute replacement to crown Miss Nebraska. Audrey Eckert is the
new Miss USA.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Why didn't last years want to do it?
Speaker 4 (28:32):
I figured you'd ask me that.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
Well, there was a scandal that plagued the pageant for
eighteen months. The former pageant CEO created a toxic work
environment that forced Miss teen USA twenty twenty four and
Miss USA twenty twenty four to relinquish their titles. So
Alma was the runner up and she had to step
in to the shoes of the queen Miss USA. And
(28:57):
apparently she's team Miss U s A twenty twenty four,
So that's was her her taking a stance. She didn't
like the way that they had to be relinquished their.
Speaker 8 (29:08):
You're beautiful, they're standing up in so dirty.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
When y'all start talking.
Speaker 7 (29:13):
Oh and Miss Nebraska has that that I can't remember
the name of the disease where she.
Speaker 6 (29:21):
Can't her hair fell out, so she was wearing a wig.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Alopecia. That's it, alopecia.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Does she win Miss Nebraska?
Speaker 6 (29:29):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (29:30):
Miss Maraska won Miss Usa. Yeah, and it's I missed it.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
I was like, wow, Miss USA has fallen so far
off the radar that, like I said, the pageant didn't
have a TV sponsor and was live streamed. And apparently
TikTok and Instagram influencers are the new pageant, you know,
the new pageant queens.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
I didn't think they were still doing pageants, but they are.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
So just for mad Max. So they still have the
bathing suit competition.
Speaker 16 (29:54):
You know, doing this all wrong.
Speaker 6 (30:01):
That's not what.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
LA scholarship, saving the world, bring world peace and stuff.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Man, come on hating Trump because they trying. Oh you know,
I don't know what happened about that.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
But anyway, all right, this is Miss USA, not Miss America,
so they're too different.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Oh will Miss America be on TV? All right? Looking
for him as well?
Speaker 6 (30:24):
All right, thank you very much, great report.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
All right, well let's get us a winner. Let's play
wordy word, Come on one eight hundred, big show you
told free Line. We'll get a couple of contestants team
up and play next. That's big show on the radio
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for you Thursday morning.
Speaker 6 (31:04):
That featured track with to make show bit Box a Diary.
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Click out on our contest, but with your damn can't
get through?
Speaker 2 (31:15):
I call you somebody want to play, we make that happen.
Speaker 6 (31:18):
Too, Like right now, I had everybody's head. I bout
the bad but then a wordy word that't worthy word.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Let's meet the contestants.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
We got someboddies from South Carolina. Billy from Edgefield, Good morning.
Speaker 15 (31:31):
Bill there, Good morning, hell y'all, good boy.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
And we got Justin you, Bud from Saluta, South Carolina.
Good morning, Justin.
Speaker 5 (31:47):
Boys.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
We's making the same language here. Good to have y'all.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
And guys, we got words dealing with Halloween here on
the day before her trees, ma'am. I hey, all right,
let's try to keep this on an adult level. It'll
be Tater and Justin, John Boy and Billy. Well it
sounds right, doesn't it right?
Speaker 6 (32:11):
Did so?
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Justin you relax, Me and Billy will go for the
first thirty seconds. I belly you, anybody, I'm ready, Okay, words.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Dealing with Halloween start the clock now. Casper the friendly.
Speaker 14 (32:29):
Ghost.
Speaker 9 (32:30):
Uh huh.
Speaker 15 (32:30):
She rides a broom which they suck your blood. Vampire,
all the skin off you will reveal your.
Speaker 16 (32:43):
Blood.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
No, all the skin off, just bones? What is it
walking around? You're a wha these other scared? Yeah, looking
uh huh uh Dracula turns into this bird.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Bat.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Yeah, Frankenstein is a.
Speaker 14 (32:58):
Monster.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Yeah, I guess where Bunny got the jackie?
Speaker 1 (33:02):
All ride six on the board. All right, here we go, tater,
and justin for your first round. Justin you ready, buddy? Yes?
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Third, okay, and go you.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
Trick or treat for what.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Candy?
Speaker 14 (33:17):
You?
Speaker 5 (33:18):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (33:18):
This is what their body is like, all wrapped up
with and you're called to what?
Speaker 5 (33:22):
Who?
Speaker 4 (33:24):
How at the moon?
Speaker 14 (33:25):
Is a what?
Speaker 15 (33:26):
Where?
Speaker 5 (33:27):
This is? A witch will have one of these felines
walking around with her. They're bad luck? What kind of cat?
Speaker 3 (33:33):
Black cat?
Speaker 14 (33:34):
Uh huh?
Speaker 4 (33:34):
They dress up in these and go trigger treating.
Speaker 5 (33:38):
You.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
Oh, this is what a witch rides?
Speaker 8 (33:41):
A broom?
Speaker 2 (33:43):
A broom?
Speaker 1 (33:43):
What full thing?
Speaker 6 (33:47):
Alright?
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Alright, alright, oh we all got a five on the board,
so it's six to five. Still anybody's games? All right, Bill,
let's go for round two. See more Halloween words and
we're picking up on that last one. Ready go all right, yes,
there you go. All right, This is like what you
(34:10):
call the guy that comes and makes you die. It's
two words. Oh it's the blank yes, all right?
Speaker 2 (34:17):
You you put the straw on a wagon and take
a what go on a yeah?
Speaker 6 (34:23):
Uh huh?
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Are you women put this on their face? Mass Karen stuff?
Speaker 1 (34:27):
It is what uh huh doctor blank? The green monster,
the famous one we just talked about what.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Who brought back to life?
Speaker 14 (34:36):
Right?
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:38):
All right about said it just blurted out. Okay, put
a five on that six. It is an eleven for
Bill and now tatter and justin. If you all put
a six on the board, you will die. Okay, we'll
have overtime, all right, justin like a threat. Okay you ready, justin, yes, okay, and.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
Go all right. It's a scary mansion that you walk through.
It's called a what uh huh?
Speaker 16 (35:06):
This is what they uh uh.
Speaker 5 (35:08):
This is when things are old. They have these sticky
things all over them. You decorate it like a spider
weaves one. It's a blank blank it's like but usually
you see it when they're when when something's dirty, it
has he's all over them. Yes, sir, a witch will
put a blank on you. Uh yep, you you howl
(35:29):
at the blank blank?
Speaker 4 (35:31):
How what kind of moon?
Speaker 5 (35:33):
O moon? And that was.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Eleven to nine billy beats justin Battle of the Money.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Y'all made a good run. Out of that tighten justin.
Speaker 15 (35:51):
Boy.
Speaker 6 (35:51):
Yeah, Hey, since I didn't win, can I at least.
Speaker 14 (35:55):
Hold a dollar.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
That doesn't hold a dollar?
Speaker 1 (35:59):
That we appreciate y'all boys playing with us and listen
shut out John Boy, of course, yeah, y'all go ahead,
all right.
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and also for all the great memories that we've gotten
from the.
Speaker 17 (36:14):
Big Show over these thirty some oddears that I've been
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Speaker 15 (36:18):
And I hope you all enjoy your retirement.
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Boys, y'all hold on jackets, hurt them out mag the
Happy Good Morning, got the Big Show on the radio?
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What's something you got to grow into to appreciate that.
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I figured, since he's forty, I will do the colonoscopy.
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Russell you right now, West Virginia grew up listening to
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And now it's story time with your host, Carl Childs.
Speaker 16 (38:08):
I guess I ain't no spring chicken no more. I'm
pretty old and give out. Ain't gotten a gaze. I
reckon you get on in years. Arn, it's a good
idea to take care of yourself. I went to the
doctor last week, had me one of them deals where
the chick at your hind end. They call it something
(38:29):
like a colonoscary. I can tell you about it if
you owt me to. If you don't, I ain't got nothing.
Speaker 9 (38:40):
About that.
Speaker 16 (38:41):
You're like, yes, it's based on all my experiences. First off,
you got to go in there and meet the doctor.
Some folks call him a physician. I called him a doctor.
I reckon they want to meet you on account it's
a good idea to shake hands with him before he
gets started. I mean, you probably ain't gonna walk to afterward.
(39:03):
I go to that young fella, Doc Stevenson over there
to the hospital. He's a very handsome man, smiles a lot.
I can't figure out what makes a fellow decide he's
gonna make a living looking up folks backsides. Seems kindly
funny to me. Not funny. That must be a pretty
(39:28):
good wage in it. Or maybe he just weren't smart
enough to be a dentist. I hear tell he's pretty
good at his job. I know a fella named Royce
from up better than nervous hospital. He went to him
not for a colon kobscaby. He swallowed some car keys,
a couple of riding pins, and a tennis ball on
(39:50):
account of he's crazy. Doc Stevenson. He got them out
quick as a wink. Royce said he never felt a thing.
I can't writing to figure out how he did that.
You ever see a tennis ball? Maybe it is magic
like him. Fancy boys in Las Vegas do well, sir,
(40:11):
I reckon. I didn't care nothing for the part where
you got to get ready for the colonoscopy. They give
you this potion to drink car He said. It was
something called a laxative. He said, I order to be
sure to be close by the toilet when I take it. Well,
that ain't exactly right. You can't be close by, you
(40:32):
got to be right there on it. It took me
a second or to figure that one out. Out there, laxative,
plumb woe, guitar out of me and everything else. I
tell you, I don't know where it all came from.
I was up all night flushing in shifts. The next morning,
(40:53):
you go in there to the hospital, have that whole
shebang done. You wander in this little room, marm. They
got a fifty foot coil of hose pipe hanging on
a wall and a big old' air compressor.
Speaker 6 (41:07):
I asked Doc Stevenson what all that was for.
Speaker 16 (41:10):
Well, sir, he said, they're gonna put a camera on
into that hose pipe, blow some marr up into my entards,
then take pictures of the inside of behind end. I
told him I didn't need no pictures of that. I
didn't rightly care what it looked like anyhow, Well, he
said they had to look for all kinds of warts
(41:32):
and goblins and all sorts of stuff that might be
off kilter somewhere or another. They heavy stripped down bar
and I can they give you this shirt with no
back on it so your bottom sticks out. They lay
you down on your side on this table arm tell
you the sniff out of this cup. Well, I started
(41:54):
to sniff, and just as I was gonna tell him
he didn't have to use all fifty feet of that
hose pipe already fighted off. While I was out, I
had me a nightmare where I was a glove and
this big old hand was chasing me. I didn't understand
that part of it. I woke up all of a
(42:14):
sudden I couldn't feel my backside. I said, what do
you kill a feeling in my butt fern?
Speaker 2 (42:20):
What's you killer feeling in my butt fern?
Speaker 16 (42:25):
I don't know what happened, but when I woke up,
there's a tennis ball sitting there. I reckon he didn't
find nothing, nothing bad anyhow, I hope I ain't got
to do that again. Moral of the story. If a
fella's gonna put a hose pop in your backside. Make
sure he been to school for it, and if you
(42:48):
do a good job, they might give you a tennis
ball at the end.
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Got suppose pipe out of the truckle.
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Key word of the bit box Dracula. It's time for
the Diary of Count Dracula.
Speaker 6 (43:46):
Dear Diary, this is Count.
Speaker 14 (43:52):
Dracula.
Speaker 6 (43:53):
Halloween again.
Speaker 14 (43:55):
Whoop the friggin door. I'll tell you Diary. After six
one hundred years, I must be getting old. I used
to look forward to October thirty. First, terrorize the villagers,
drink some blood crank called the van Helsings, then back
in the box by six am for some solid sack
(44:17):
time and dream about the night hijinks. Now it's like
I don't even want to lift the lid, just lay
there and watch Family Guy reruns to the Jumble Halloween sucks.
Last year was a real eye opener. Crazy Renfield and
(44:41):
I decided to go to the city, blending, catch a
buzz on some alcohol infused all positive chickies.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
Well, that's not as easy as it used to be.
Speaker 14 (44:52):
Gone on the days, some easy pickings you could buy
any girl, any time, anywhere. Now you have to be
so careful who you sink your teeth into. Along for
the days of a milky white throat, bines pulsing with
the nectar that I first for.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
Now you can't see their.
Speaker 14 (45:15):
Necks, for all the tattoos, butterflies and tribal doodles, the
Chinese symbol for hot sour soup gross or just my
luck across that's an appetite killer. And once you get
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past all the pop culture earthwork, you still don't know
what's underneath. The blood used to be as pure as
spring water. Now it's a great, big, dirty crapshoot. The
last thing I want to do is spend the next
six hundred years nursing a case of hepsie or tibola.
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That kind of thing makes being immortal a big pain
in the ass. Halloween used to be a time to
move freely amongst the customed populace, picking and choosing tastymorsals
for a late night snack. These days crime and e diary.
(46:24):
What a nightmare used to be so simple. People used
to dress like witches and devils and monsters. Costumes were mythic.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
There was mystery and horror.
Speaker 14 (46:37):
Now everyone is dressed like the Avengers or Duck Dynasty
or somebody named SpongeBob.
Speaker 6 (46:47):
Bass Killers.
Speaker 14 (46:50):
Perhaps the most perplexing development is that no one can
tell I'm a vampire?
Speaker 6 (46:57):
What no hell wants not to get? The pale skinned,
red eyes.
Speaker 14 (47:07):
The black suit, the John Travolta hirdoo, the cap, the
damn k the guipe is anonymous with the vampire. You
look a vampire in the dictionary, he's my picture. But
if one more kid asks me if I'm Professor Snape
(47:31):
going to throw myself on a wooden stake, I'll tell
you that right now. First off, I pride myself in
my sophisticated masculinity. Snake looks like a Nancy Boy, like
a slightly more hygienic Genine Groppel. And the fangs? Did
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Professor Snape have fangs? Jumping je hosea fat? How did
people get so stupid? I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
Look at what passes for a vampire these days. Raisy
Renfield and I rented Twilight some Androgynists girly Man with
Johnny Cash hair wardrobe by aber Zombian feature A vampire
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is supposed to suck your Bloodskay just suck.
Speaker 6 (48:29):
Well.
Speaker 2 (48:29):
Diri got the go.
Speaker 14 (48:32):
Raisy Renfield and I are going to Wolmart stuck up
on toilet paper. We're going to hit Frankenstein's castle. Har
Last year we did the flaming bag of dog poo
on the porch, but him hollering fire bed gets old
after one years. Until next time.
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Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Haul Right here
we go on track with Doug Rice, got one race
to go before we get our champion. And then when
we were talking a little bit before we went on there, Doug, well,
I can't believe we're gonna wrap things up next week.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
But let's not. Let's not worry about it right now. Okay,
ready to go.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
That's don't dwell on that. No, we'll get all modeling
and stuff.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Appreciate everybody. A lot of our listeners are right now.
They learned about the retirement and everything, and a lot
of them are saying, I'm gonna miss Doug. Why am
I getting my NASCAR fixed with Doug? So we're gonna
figure something out. I gotta tell y'all. Y'all check us
out the Big Show dot com to John Boy and
by the Facebook page. After we're off the radio. Tea
end of the year, Okay, okay, coovery. Yeah, and don't
(00:45):
don't argue. I know you retired a year ago, but
huh huh, that ain't gonna happen now, buddy.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I am like the worst retired person on the I
feel like I am doing more than I ever had before,
including living through a kitchen renovation that has the refrigerator
in the middle of the living room for look how
convenient that is. But you told me you pretty excited
about that.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
You told me once though. The difference is you get
to pick what busy you do.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yeah, and that's that's a big difference. That is a
big difference what I get to do and when I
get to do it, as opposed to being told be there,
be there.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
That's aw that's awesome.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I'm looking and I have not missed American Airlines for
one night with your travel ooh boy, not.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Me.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I just got to drive uptown Charlotte. I about have it.
You fight all over the country, man.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I just lost my coffee.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Well, we talked about William Byron might win in Martinsville
last week.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Done dog gone. If he didn't do it.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Went up there just he He did everything you can
do at a race. He won the poll, he won
both stages. He even got the fastest lap award, which
gives you a point, so he maxed out. He scored
sixty one points. That's as many as you can get.
He didn't really need the points, he just needed to
get the win, and he got that secured a spot
(02:10):
in the playoffs. His teammate Kyle Larson finished well enough
that he got the other one. And so now we
have two Hendrick Chevrolets with William Byron and Kyle Larson,
and two Joe Gibbs Toyotas with Denny Hamlin and of
course Chase Briscoe. And that's one of those four will
be the new NASCAR champion at the end of the
race in Phoenix, this Sunday Man.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
That is somethinghow it worked out two Hendrick and two
Gibbs and William Byron wins the first race and Daytona
five hundred even not counting the Los Angeles race out there.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
No, yeh, don't do that.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
And here he is winning the last one before the championship.
It worked out for.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Us an I little set of book ends there for him,
and he dominated that race. He had never led that
many laps at any race ever. He led three hundred
and four or five hundred at Martinsville. The only person
that could hang with them was Ryan Blaney, who wound
up finishing second. Ryan would have had to have won
the race, and he would have been in the playoffs.
This is gonna give us a new team as far
(03:11):
as championships are concerned. The last three have been won
by Penske, two for Logano and one for Blanie. They
have no cars in the hunt at Phoenix. So and
I'm sure all the other organizations. As a matter of fact,
I know this because I've talked with people pretty high
up in those They're not upset at all that Penske
is not being represented because they're really good at that
(03:32):
race track. There's not saying they can't go out there
and win the race, but there's no way they're bringing
home a title this year.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
So and like you explained, Doug, it doesn't the final four.
One of them does not have to win the race.
They just got to beat the other three.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
That's right. You could finish conceivably seventh. It has worked
out with this format all but one time that the
winner of the race has also won the championship. One year,
if Chastain went out there and won the race, Blanie
in his second, but he won the title. But most
of the time the winner of the race is also
the champion. So and all these all these folks are
(04:07):
pretty good out there. The best average finish with this
generation of car, this Gen seven, has been William Byron.
He's averaged eighth place over the last three and a
half years running this breed of cars, So we'll see
if that pays off. Denny Hamlin's averaged around ten and
Denny Hamlin has picked up a lot of support lately.
(04:30):
His dad is very ill. Denny has been public about that.
And also there's this natural tendency I think of fans
to pull for people near the end of their career.
Denny's forty four, He's not going to be doing this
forever in a day, and this is maybe his last
shot to win that championship. And I think there's a
lot of people that have kind of signed off saying, Okay,
(04:52):
I hope he gets one. He's not my favorite guy.
I booed him a lot, but let's let's see if
he can get a title. It will be a strange
situation if he wins the championship. This is the guy
whose team is suing NASCAR. Yes, here's your trophy.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
And you know, Denny would be a way to go
out because he has the most wins of anybody at
forty four.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Here he is six wins.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Ye six wins this year, sixty in a career. That's
pretty impressive. The guy's a Hall of Famer. He is
a lot for the NASCAR Hall of Fame. I know
he would love to go into the Hall of Fame
with the championship. Kyle Larson's already got one. Three of
the four have never won a championship. Chase Briscoe doesn't
have one, William Byron and of course Denny Hamlin all
three none of those three have ever won a title.
(05:36):
Larson won one back in twenty twenty.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Okay, all right, and like we talked about, this will
probably be the last race for the championship this way
the way going about doing.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
It, Yeah, of boiling it down to one race winner
take off, I think. So. I don't know what the
format's going to be, but it's not going to be this.
NASCAR has already said, you know, we're can considering lots
of things. It may be thirty six races over the
haul of the season, or some sort of modified playoff,
or maybe going back to a ten race chase, but
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it will not be this. So this will be the
last time it gets decided this way. And it sounds like,
if I can believe what I'm hearing that NASCAR and
twenty three to eleven in front Row Motorsports are getting
close to maybe settling their lawsuits and their disagreements out
of court. I hope so, because the only people that
have won on this are the lawyers, and they've made
a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
That's it all right good And if something happens when
they do change and we'll see when they make the announcement,
if it's next year, Doug, get in touch with us
and we'll get it at the Big Show dot Com.
So let's start right there.
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We'll love that love.
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That conect that I'm gonna be on the Big Show
dot com.
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You have a good weekend. We love you, buddy, Yeah.
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I love you guys.
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You vollw Douga Rice Man on the e side. Then
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Big Show. You told free line, get a contestant, play next,
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Good Morning. That's a big Show on the radio for
your Thursday morning, October thirtieth.
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All right, it it's time to play beat the Blonde.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
That's meant contestant.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
It is Kevin out of Athens, Alabama.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Good morning, Kevin, Good morning, nobody welcome.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
All right, got tya.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Over here, ready to answer some questions, Kevin, you agree
or disagree with her?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Answer? You to right for too wrong and you win?
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Hey, Kevin, Hey, tight?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
All right, well let's do it.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Is why I see the two articles of clothing having
least in common with the woman's actual size?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Are you following me?
Speaker 4 (08:34):
I think so?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Okay? Are her bra and her what?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Now? I need to read it against I can follow it. Okay,
two articles of clothing having least in common with a
woman's actual size?
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Again the overall woman?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Sorry, all right?
Speaker 6 (08:54):
Are her bra?
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
I can't read your face thinking I'm interested.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
I'm just thinking, my my, my brain.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
How about two articles of clothing that are the wrong
size for most women? No one would do the bra
and the other would be what.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Was actual articles of clothing?
Speaker 8 (09:23):
I'm gonna say her hat, her hat, yes, okay, her
bra in her hat? Kevin, if you were following, do
you agree or disagree, even if you're not, it might be better.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Or disagree.
Speaker 9 (09:39):
I think I will disagree, John Boy.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Okay, well I was hoping you would do that because.
Speaker 6 (09:45):
Her shoes, bra and shoes.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I guess feet that much to do. And it's the
others actual woman.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
Okay, with women the left and the right on both
of those subjects are often different sizes. So they don't
sell shoes in two sizes. And they bras don't have
two cups. They should, but no, well they have to cups.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Wow, this is very interesting.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Randy's giving us all the time.
Speaker 6 (10:13):
The one who did research. I'm the one that has
bras in my church history. I'm wearing one for thirty
five years.
Speaker 10 (10:20):
But I didn't know that at all.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
You protest to me. Work with you, buddy. You got
your bail. Let's get one more.
Speaker 6 (10:33):
I'll do better the next one. Well, let's see, all right.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
According to a survey of office workers, okay, which of
these workplace annoyances do workers hate the most?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Yes? It down.
Speaker 6 (10:51):
Workplace annoyances workers hate the most.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
A A concending boss, condescending boss.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
I don't like both of them, like I just did.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
The co workers wearing too much perfume or cologne or
c loud talking co workers.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
There's not a d all of the above.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
You maybe at that pick one. You gotta pick one
the most most.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
They hate the strong perfume and cologne too much.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Perfume is number one. That's what Tyer says, Kevin. Do
you agree or disagree? Oh well, I ain'ter.
Speaker 9 (11:34):
Being a female shield and know the answer to this.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
You would tell me you think I'd known the brown
one too, But that's the nature of the game, my friend.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
So well I got I think you were trying to
talk yourself into agreeing.
Speaker 9 (11:53):
Yeah, yeah, I think.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
I think I'll agree with this one.
Speaker 9 (11:55):
I got thirty three chance.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
Ok.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I didn't talk into it because it's not right. I
was a condescending boss.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Nice job. Yeah, all righte tied up.
Speaker 6 (12:13):
Here we go into it the boss. Uh, there we go.
Do fish cough.
Speaker 8 (12:22):
Ta turn their head and cough cough, just just cough, cough,
just cough, dude, fish cough.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
I've actually seen this happen. Yes, they cough, they do,
they cough, says Tayler. Kevin, agree or disagree?
Speaker 11 (12:38):
I do not think they call Okay, wow, Randy, TAM's
about brons Taylor knowing more about fish.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
Together. What's going on?
Speaker 9 (12:55):
Kevin?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
We're gonna make you happy before we hang up on you, No,
budd if you hang right there, we'll do it for
He appreciate you.
Speaker 9 (13:01):
Have a great day, John Boy from caller. All right, buddy, hey,
shout out. I'm gonna shut out. I wanna shout out
to ACE Management Indicator Alabama. Well all right, and thank
and thank you guys. Thank you guys for thirty years
of micing his life coming more.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Yeah, where were you the first fifteen? Buddy man? A
you the man? Kevin? You hang on my.
Speaker 9 (13:30):
Boy, all I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Bottom of the hour, top of you. A news right
on the other side. I remembering Rayford for this Thursday morning.
Then us an entry into the Diary of Gaming.
Speaker 12 (14:15):
Robertd first out of the box for the John Boy
and Billie Show this morning. A couple of stories about
snakes and the tax collector. A man crashed his car
after a pet snake he had wrapped around his neck
began attacking him. Witnesses reported that Courtland Page Johnson of
East Naples, Florida, was driving erratically and crashed his pt
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cruiser into several barricades, He got out of his car,
wrestled with a snake, then drove off, and authorities caught
up with Johnson at his home. He told them he
crashed into another car that had stopped short in front
of him. After questioning, Johnson admitted he panicked when his
snake bit him. He had cuts and freshly dried blood
on his body, but not need medical attention. Johnson was
(15:02):
charged with leaving the scene of a crash. No results
here about what happened to the snake. And if you're
trying to decrease the chances of being audited by filing
your taxes early or late, think again, because it's too
late if you want to file him early. But getting
down to the wire toward the end of the time,
(15:25):
California Franchise Tax Board representative Denise Azima says filing well
before after the April fifteenth deadline has nothing to do
with the audit process. According to her, authorities use sophisticated
computer software to determine who gets audited and who doesn't.
Another urban legend about taxes is that sending your return
(15:47):
in an oversized envelope will help you avoid the fine
tooth comb of the taxman. Not so, as Emmy swears,
they go through every envelope the same way. However, she says,
filing a paper we'll guarantee one thing, a longer wait
for your refund check. Filing an electronic return gets you
your refund in five to seven business days, but it
(16:09):
takes six to eight weeks for paper returns. And of course,
if you're like me, I guess it makes no difference
whether you file the paperway the electronic way, they still
get me in the end. Okay, lucky to be working though.
Robert d Rayfer, John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 13 (16:52):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
We're about twenty minutes away from Taylor Tainment News.
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Bud First and now an entry into the Diary of
Gary Busey.
Speaker 10 (17:07):
Dear Diary, this is Gary Bucy. All I can say
diary is hot. Digging that ding dang dog. It's my
favorite time of year, Halloween, the season of the Witch,
when the dead rise from the grave. Goobers and goblins
(17:29):
and ass grabbing gargoyles invade the lives of normal people
in human monsters suck the life out of god fearing
people just trying to get a handful of outsized snickers,
the time of year when the world is brought to
its knees by the supernatural evil that.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Folks fear most.
Speaker 10 (17:49):
But since his Hollywood is just cald Friday thrill, a
chillaw kill, a time scarier that a needy mime, it's
a big time. It ain't teeny like Caitlyn jennera toller weenie.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
You got a pretty mouth.
Speaker 10 (18:06):
Welcome to the South of a Los Angeles dake Well, Diary,
is time once again to put up the world famous
Beaucy House of Holy weird Horrors. The hardest part of
all of it is being bigger, better, and bigger mannier
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than last year. But Crazy Frankie and I were up
to the challenge. First thing, we moved the location. Last
year we had it at a closed Starbucks into Luca Lake,
but too many folks complained about all the sidewalk turds
and discarded hyphos. To be honest, Diary, most of that
button mud was from me and Frankie. The crappers in
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the store was out of order. Hey, at least we
throwed the turd tickets in the dumpster. So this year
we got a sweet deal on a closed big chain
drug store. Oh lord, it was a real mess inside,
so Frankie put a sign out front that said under renovations,
please no looters next day. Please as a whistle. They
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even stole the rats. Wipe your seat and wipe your feet.
Don't go pooping in the street. Come on in for
a good old scare. But duty at home? That's playing fair?
Sniff sniff? Is that a stiff? Be it corpse or
be it crap? Just take a whiff. If you got
a duty, please don't chuck it. Use one of the
handy pickle buckets. Stink pickle, that is sit a spell.
(19:39):
Take your drawers off, y'all use the bdet now you
hear charge. This year's theme is Naked and the Freed.
That works on a couple levels. First off, in this
one of a kind horror haunted house, all the boogers
(20:00):
and hats will be plumb naked. The invisible man will
have his wedding tackle bandaged. The wolf Feller will be
strutting his fuzzy wolf whinger. Frankenstein's head ain't the only
thing bolted on what and the Bride of Frankenstein she's
(20:21):
got stitches everywhere.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Ev re where.
Speaker 10 (20:27):
Yeah, is it midnight or is it noon? I'm naked
with the creature from the Black Lagoon? Am I crazy
or drunk again? He's got a crotch like Barbie's. Can
don't be nasty or a mean. He stopped making fun
of my big green waning Oh creature. The scales tickle, yeah, oh,
(20:54):
he gets better Ladies and germs. Folks that want to
go through for gradis gotta go in the raw birthday suit,
swinging free out there and loving ever made it of it.
Now that might sound hot, but remember this is Hollyweird.
It's always the ones you don't want to see in
the raw that's just gotta trot that mess out in public.
(21:18):
So the math works like this for everyone. Charlie's Throne
look alike. There's about one hundred girls that look like
James Cordon.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
You probably what have you.
Speaker 10 (21:31):
But webside is if they're too gross, you just tell
people this part of the nightmare experience. Shiver me timbers
and poop in your pants. That's not some fat guy,
it's the blob doing a dance. That skinny old skeleton
ain't some zombie girl. It's tin of a meth head.
Given bear ass a world that ain't zits. That's her baby,
(21:52):
a minus cup that is. Don't hate the playoffs, hate
the shame e All well, Diary, I got Stiski Dadele.
I'm having lunch with Cheer trying to talk her into
playing Medusa. I could feel myself turning to stone already. Yeah, yeah,
(22:15):
yeah yeah, until next time. X's and o's Gary Boo.
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that I'm just an ather of sophisticated yet rugged Scottish
movie star, and you'd be right. Wats my secret? The
truth is I can't stop my day without listening to
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They're a lot funnier than Doctor Noan blofeld Ooh.
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Talking the dog lady Tagger? I thought you did not
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Speaker 5 (25:13):
The Bureau of Prisons online records indicate that the projected
prison release date for Sean P. Diddy Combs has been
set for May eighth, twenty twenty eight.
Speaker 6 (25:25):
Twenty eight, about two and a half years.
Speaker 5 (25:29):
And afterward he faces sixty months sixty months of supervised probation,
including drug and alcohol treatments.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
That's the job I want. So yeah, well, so what
are they saying about that? That's not big? I mean enough,
that's a that's a lot.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
Yeah, No, that's a lot.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
There was a lot of speculation and he was trying
to get it cut back, and he was trying to
get pardoned in all.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Those October twenty five megas up May twenty eight, yeah, okay,
two years months okay, and then then then.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
He starts, then he starts his probation.
Speaker 6 (26:04):
No, that's just probation supervised.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
Though, so he's gotta have all probably well, he.
Speaker 6 (26:10):
Has to go in for meetings.
Speaker 7 (26:11):
He has to meet with a with a parole officer.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
And that ankle monder some new bleing, hello start, some
new new jewel.
Speaker 6 (26:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (26:20):
They already had a celebrity on Dancing with the Stars
wearing an ankle's right.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 5 (26:27):
Give That was the Life of a show Girl tops
the Billboard album chart for the third week in a row.
And that's by some chick named Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Hey, Taylor Kelsey.
Speaker 15 (26:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (26:38):
She is one of twelve, along with Pink and ll COOLJ,
to be nominated for the Songwriters Hall of Fame, according
to USA Today. There's also been a tabloid rumor that
Tata is writing a movie script based on her romance
with Travis Kelcey as using him. Unnamed sources have said
(27:00):
it will be a quote modern take on Romeo and
Juliet end quote only with a happy Hollywood ending.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Okay, so they're not gon bois.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
Yes, they're not gonna go all the way yet.
Speaker 5 (27:12):
Kim Kardashian revealed in the season premiere of The Kardashians
They're in like season seven something like that, that she's
been diagnosed with a brain aneurysm. Now, they're relatively common
according to neurosurgeons, and one in fifty has an unruptured
brain anneurism. However, bursts of the brain blood vessel can
lead to strokes. So right now she's just uh watching it,
(27:34):
and she blames that, blames the aneurysm on the stress
caused by her ex husband Kanye.
Speaker 6 (27:41):
Oh yeah, well he's about caused it for me.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Ah, I've been pinching, pinching my nose.
Speaker 11 (27:47):
Ah.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
And I don't know if you know this or that
you watch this, but Friday's finale of Miss the Miss
USA pageant raised some eyebrows. Oh.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Man, I didn't know what that was all.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Yeah, a lot of people didn't. It was streamed. Oh
got no sponsor and it was live streams.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
It raised icebrow eyebrows because the reigning queen from twenty
twenty four refused to crown the new winnery really, just
hours before the finale Miss USA twenty twenty four, Alma
Cooper apparently had time to post to social media that
she would skip the traditional passing of the Tierra to
the new Miss USA. So Miss Universe became a last
(28:25):
minute replacement to crown Miss Nebraska. Audrey Eckert is the
new Miss USA.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Why didn't last years want to do it?
Speaker 4 (28:32):
I figured you'd ask me that.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
Well, there was a scandal that plagued the pageant for
eighteen months. The former pageant CEO created a toxic work
environment that forced Miss teen USA twenty twenty four and
Miss USA twenty twenty four to relinquish their titles. So
Alma was the runner up and she had to step
in to the shoes of the queen Miss USA. And
(28:57):
apparently she's team Miss U s A twenty twenty four,
So that's was her her taking a stance. She didn't
like the way that they had to be relinquished their.
Speaker 8 (29:08):
You're beautiful, they're standing up in so dirty.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
When y'all start talking.
Speaker 7 (29:13):
Oh and Miss Nebraska has that that I can't remember
the name of the disease where she.
Speaker 6 (29:21):
Can't her hair fell out, so she was wearing a wig.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Alopecia. That's it, alopecia.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Does she win Miss Nebraska?
Speaker 6 (29:29):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (29:30):
Miss Maraska won Miss Usa. Yeah, and it's I missed it.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
I was like, wow, Miss USA has fallen so far
off the radar that, like I said, the pageant didn't
have a TV sponsor and was live streamed. And apparently
TikTok and Instagram influencers are the new pageant, you know,
the new pageant queens.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
I didn't think they were still doing pageants, but they are.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
So just for mad Max. So they still have the
bathing suit competition.
Speaker 16 (29:54):
You know, doing this all wrong.
Speaker 6 (30:01):
That's not what.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
LA scholarship, saving the world, bring world peace and stuff.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Man, come on hating Trump because they trying. Oh you know,
I don't know what happened about that.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
But anyway, all right, this is Miss USA, not Miss America,
so they're too different.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Oh will Miss America be on TV? All right? Looking
for him as well?
Speaker 6 (30:24):
All right, thank you very much, great report.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
All right, well let's get us a winner. Let's play
wordy word, Come on one eight hundred, big show you
told free Line. We'll get a couple of contestants team
up and play next. That's big show on the radio
(31:03):
for you Thursday morning.
Speaker 6 (31:04):
That featured track with to make show bit Box a Diary.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Of Count Dracula Key, would Dracula hit the mid box
at the magshow dot com?
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Click out on our contest, but with your damn can't
get through?
Speaker 2 (31:15):
I call you somebody want to play, we make that happen.
Speaker 6 (31:18):
Too, Like right now, I had everybody's head. I bout
the bad but then a wordy word that't worthy word.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Let's meet the contestants.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
We got someboddies from South Carolina. Billy from Edgefield, Good morning.
Speaker 15 (31:31):
Bill there, Good morning, hell y'all, good boy.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
And we got Justin you, Bud from Saluta, South Carolina.
Good morning, Justin.
Speaker 5 (31:47):
Boys.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
We's making the same language here. Good to have y'all.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
And guys, we got words dealing with Halloween here on
the day before her trees, ma'am. I hey, all right,
let's try to keep this on an adult level. It'll
be Tater and Justin, John Boy and Billy. Well it
sounds right, doesn't it right?
Speaker 6 (32:11):
Did so?
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Justin you relax, Me and Billy will go for the
first thirty seconds. I belly you, anybody, I'm ready, Okay, words.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Dealing with Halloween start the clock now. Casper the friendly.
Speaker 14 (32:29):
Ghost.
Speaker 9 (32:30):
Uh huh.
Speaker 15 (32:30):
She rides a broom which they suck your blood. Vampire,
all the skin off you will reveal your.
Speaker 16 (32:43):
Blood.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
No, all the skin off, just bones? What is it
walking around? You're a wha these other scared? Yeah, looking
uh huh uh Dracula turns into this bird.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Bat.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Yeah, Frankenstein is a.
Speaker 14 (32:58):
Monster.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Yeah, I guess where Bunny got the jackie?
Speaker 1 (33:02):
All ride six on the board. All right, here we go, tater,
and justin for your first round. Justin you ready, buddy? Yes?
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Third, okay, and go you.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
Trick or treat for what.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Candy?
Speaker 14 (33:17):
You?
Speaker 5 (33:18):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (33:18):
This is what their body is like, all wrapped up
with and you're called to what?
Speaker 5 (33:22):
Who?
Speaker 4 (33:24):
How at the moon?
Speaker 14 (33:25):
Is a what?
Speaker 15 (33:26):
Where?
Speaker 5 (33:27):
This is? A witch will have one of these felines
walking around with her. They're bad luck? What kind of cat?
Speaker 3 (33:33):
Black cat?
Speaker 14 (33:34):
Uh huh?
Speaker 4 (33:34):
They dress up in these and go trigger treating.
Speaker 5 (33:38):
You.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
Oh, this is what a witch rides?
Speaker 8 (33:41):
A broom?
Speaker 2 (33:43):
A broom?
Speaker 1 (33:43):
What full thing?
Speaker 6 (33:47):
Alright?
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Alright, alright, oh we all got a five on the board,
so it's six to five. Still anybody's games? All right, Bill,
let's go for round two. See more Halloween words and
we're picking up on that last one. Ready go all right, yes,
there you go. All right, This is like what you
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call the guy that comes and makes you die. It's
two words. Oh it's the blank yes, all right?
Speaker 2 (34:17):
You you put the straw on a wagon and take
a what go on a yeah?
Speaker 6 (34:23):
Uh huh?
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Are you women put this on their face? Mass Karen stuff?
Speaker 1 (34:27):
It is what uh huh doctor blank? The green monster,
the famous one we just talked about what.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Who brought back to life?
Speaker 14 (34:36):
Right?
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:38):
All right about said it just blurted out. Okay, put
a five on that six. It is an eleven for
Bill and now tatter and justin. If you all put
a six on the board, you will die. Okay, we'll
have overtime, all right, justin like a threat. Okay you ready, justin, yes, okay, and.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
Go all right. It's a scary mansion that you walk through.
It's called a what uh huh?
Speaker 16 (35:06):
This is what they uh uh.
Speaker 5 (35:08):
This is when things are old. They have these sticky
things all over them. You decorate it like a spider
weaves one. It's a blank blank it's like but usually
you see it when they're when when something's dirty, it
has he's all over them. Yes, sir, a witch will
put a blank on you. Uh yep, you you howl
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at the blank blank?
Speaker 4 (35:31):
How what kind of moon?
Speaker 5 (35:33):
O moon? And that was.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Eleven to nine billy beats justin Battle of the Money.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Y'all made a good run. Out of that tighten justin.
Speaker 15 (35:51):
Boy.
Speaker 6 (35:51):
Yeah, Hey, since I didn't win, can I at least.
Speaker 14 (35:55):
Hold a dollar.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
That doesn't hold a dollar?
Speaker 1 (35:59):
That we appreciate y'all boys playing with us and listen
shut out John Boy, of course, yeah, y'all go ahead,
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And I hope you all enjoy your retirement.
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Boys, y'all hold on jackets, hurt them out mag the
Happy Good Morning, got the Big Show on the radio?
All right, it we go, requested bit time Russell Pew
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and beautiful West Virginia. Russell says, growing up in Mooresville
and Troutman, North Carolina, John Boyn Miller with my childhood.
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I'm almost forty and thirty five of those years. You're
my soundtrack of my life and I love the skits,
especially the Bobbin Song of the time. Carl Childers told
about this colonoscopy experience.
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What's something you got to grow into to appreciate that.
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I figured, since he's forty, I will do the colonoscopy.
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Good morning, Big Sean the radio.
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Russell you right now, West Virginia grew up listening to
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his life here thirty five of his forty years with us.
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We appreciate you, Russell. And here is your request.
Speaker 18 (38:00):
And now it's story time with your host, Carl Childs.
Speaker 16 (38:08):
I guess I ain't no spring chicken no more. I'm
pretty old and give out. Ain't gotten a gaze. I
reckon you get on in years. Arn, it's a good
idea to take care of yourself. I went to the
doctor last week, had me one of them deals where
the chick at your hind end. They call it something
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like a colonoscary. I can tell you about it if
you owt me to. If you don't, I ain't got nothing.
Speaker 9 (38:40):
About that.
Speaker 16 (38:41):
You're like, yes, it's based on all my experiences. First off,
you got to go in there and meet the doctor.
Some folks call him a physician. I called him a doctor.
I reckon they want to meet you on account it's
a good idea to shake hands with him before he
gets started. I mean, you probably ain't gonna walk to afterward.
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I go to that young fella, Doc Stevenson over there
to the hospital. He's a very handsome man, smiles a lot.
I can't figure out what makes a fellow decide he's
gonna make a living looking up folks backsides. Seems kindly
funny to me. Not funny. That must be a pretty
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good wage in it. Or maybe he just weren't smart
enough to be a dentist. I hear tell he's pretty
good at his job. I know a fella named Royce
from up better than nervous hospital. He went to him
not for a colon kobscaby. He swallowed some car keys,
a couple of riding pins, and a tennis ball on
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account of he's crazy. Doc Stevenson. He got them out
quick as a wink. Royce said he never felt a thing.
I can't writing to figure out how he did that.
You ever see a tennis ball? Maybe it is magic
like him. Fancy boys in Las Vegas do well, sir,
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I reckon. I didn't care nothing for the part where
you got to get ready for the colonoscopy. They give
you this potion to drink car He said. It was
something called a laxative. He said, I order to be
sure to be close by the toilet when I take it. Well,
that ain't exactly right. You can't be close by, you
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got to be right there on it. It took me
a second or to figure that one out. Out there, laxative,
plumb woe, guitar out of me and everything else. I
tell you, I don't know where it all came from.
I was up all night flushing in shifts. The next morning,
(40:53):
you go in there to the hospital, have that whole
shebang done. You wander in this little room, marm. They
got a fifty foot coil of hose pipe hanging on
a wall and a big old' air compressor.
Speaker 6 (41:07):
I asked Doc Stevenson what all that was for.
Speaker 16 (41:10):
Well, sir, he said, they're gonna put a camera on
into that hose pipe, blow some marr up into my entards,
then take pictures of the inside of behind end. I
told him I didn't need no pictures of that. I
didn't rightly care what it looked like anyhow, Well, he
said they had to look for all kinds of warts
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and goblins and all sorts of stuff that might be
off kilter somewhere or another. They heavy stripped down bar
and I can they give you this shirt with no
back on it so your bottom sticks out. They lay
you down on your side on this table arm tell
you the sniff out of this cup. Well, I started
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to sniff, and just as I was gonna tell him
he didn't have to use all fifty feet of that
hose pipe already fighted off. While I was out, I
had me a nightmare where I was a glove and
this big old hand was chasing me. I didn't understand
that part of it. I woke up all of a
(42:14):
sudden I couldn't feel my backside. I said, what do
you kill a feeling in my butt fern?
Speaker 2 (42:20):
What's you killer feeling in my butt fern?
Speaker 16 (42:25):
I don't know what happened, but when I woke up,
there's a tennis ball sitting there. I reckon he didn't
find nothing, nothing bad anyhow, I hope I ain't got
to do that again. Moral of the story. If a
fella's gonna put a hose pop in your backside. Make
sure he been to school for it, and if you
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do a good job, they might give you a tennis
ball at the end.
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Speaker 16 (43:03):
Got suppose pipe out of the truckle.
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Speaker 2 (43:36):
Key word of the bit box Dracula. It's time for
the Diary of Count Dracula.
Speaker 6 (43:46):
Dear Diary, this is Count.
Speaker 14 (43:52):
Dracula.
Speaker 6 (43:53):
Halloween again.
Speaker 14 (43:55):
Whoop the friggin door. I'll tell you Diary. After six
one hundred years, I must be getting old. I used
to look forward to October thirty. First, terrorize the villagers,
drink some blood crank called the van Helsings, then back
in the box by six am for some solid sack
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time and dream about the night hijinks. Now it's like
I don't even want to lift the lid, just lay
there and watch Family Guy reruns to the Jumble Halloween sucks.
Last year was a real eye opener. Crazy Renfield and
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I decided to go to the city, blending, catch a
buzz on some alcohol infused all positive chickies.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
Well, that's not as easy as it used to be.
Speaker 14 (44:52):
Gone on the days, some easy pickings you could buy
any girl, any time, anywhere. Now you have to be
so careful who you sink your teeth into. Along for
the days of a milky white throat, bines pulsing with
the nectar that I first for.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
Now you can't see their.
Speaker 14 (45:15):
Necks, for all the tattoos, butterflies and tribal doodles, the
Chinese symbol for hot sour soup gross or just my
luck across that's an appetite killer. And once you get
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past all the pop culture earthwork, you still don't know
what's underneath. The blood used to be as pure as
spring water. Now it's a great, big, dirty crapshoot. The
last thing I want to do is spend the next
six hundred years nursing a case of hepsie or tibola.
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That kind of thing makes being immortal a big pain
in the ass. Halloween used to be a time to
move freely amongst the customed populace, picking and choosing tastymorsals
for a late night snack. These days crime and e diary.
(46:24):
What a nightmare used to be so simple. People used
to dress like witches and devils and monsters. Costumes were mythic.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
There was mystery and horror.
Speaker 14 (46:37):
Now everyone is dressed like the Avengers or Duck Dynasty
or somebody named SpongeBob.
Speaker 6 (46:47):
Bass Killers.
Speaker 14 (46:50):
Perhaps the most perplexing development is that no one can
tell I'm a vampire?
Speaker 6 (46:57):
What no hell wants not to get? The pale skinned,
red eyes.
Speaker 14 (47:07):
The black suit, the John Travolta hirdoo, the cap, the
damn k the guipe is anonymous with the vampire. You
look a vampire in the dictionary, he's my picture. But
if one more kid asks me if I'm Professor Snape
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going to throw myself on a wooden stake, I'll tell
you that right now. First off, I pride myself in
my sophisticated masculinity. Snake looks like a Nancy Boy, like
a slightly more hygienic Genine Groppel. And the fangs? Did
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Professor Snape have fangs? Jumping je hosea fat? How did
people get so stupid? I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
Look at what passes for a vampire these days. Raisy
Renfield and I rented Twilight some Androgynists girly Man with
Johnny Cash hair wardrobe by aber Zombian feature A vampire
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is supposed to suck your Bloodskay just suck.
Speaker 6 (48:29):
Well.
Speaker 2 (48:29):
Diri got the go.
Speaker 14 (48:32):
Raisy Renfield and I are going to Wolmart stuck up
on toilet paper. We're going to hit Frankenstein's castle. Har
Last year we did the flaming bag of dog poo
on the porch, but him hollering fire bed gets old
after one years. Until next time.
Speaker 6 (48:54):
Diri x'es and O's count.
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