April 10, 2025 • 39 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, happy siblings day!.. - Sherman Pratt, the Big Show Brat looks at the kids menu.. - We log our first visit with Debbie Dunbar - the Town Gossip.. - John Boy has way too much info on Sheb Wooley.. - On Track with Doug Rice gets us up to date on last weekend’s NASCAR race in Darlington and tells us which driver to keep an eye on as the team head out for Bristol.. - We’ll pull up one of Frank Calliendo’s visits to the Big Show Studios as well as Tim Wilson - by request.. - and Oliver will fill in the last slot for us today with the Big Girls on the hunt for Easter candy…
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Speaker 1 (00:23):
Well, good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Taken to be here.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
When I beat your track, When the Big Show, Big Box,
Oliver and the Big Girls, Easter egg Hunt Sirs for
Ginworths egg Hunts at the Big Box. At the Big
Show dot com click out on their contest.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
One way there. You can't get there, we'll call you.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Hey. Get to play beat blind like I contested this
morning from Stewart's Drift, Virginia. Say hey to Darryl, Good morning, Dwell,
good morning guys.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Here we go are We're all good? Welcome in here
amongst us.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
So you have the honor of listening to our tator
answer some questions you agree or disagree with. For answer
two bells before two buzzers, you will win.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
All right, there's no.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Let's get to it tighter.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Smoky Bear has something written on his hat.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Have you noticed that? You got to tell us what
it is?
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Make America great again?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Smoking word O myga hat.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
No.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
I believe that his hat says smoky.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
It says smoky on the Smoky Bear's hat. Daryl, do
you agree or disagree with that?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Hm?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I'll have to agree and that's the name to do. Yes,
got the name smoky right there.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
So he knows what you have to pick up. You
got it?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Want more bell and that'll do it. Let's go to
a little bear. Okay, a little bear is called a cub.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
A little goose is called a gossling.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
What should you call a little swann appetizer?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Yes? No, I I learned this back in school. It's
called a hatchling.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
A hatchling, darl, Do you agree or disagree with that?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I'll agree and close this a signet a signet ring.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
You know in England only the king and the royal
family are allowed to kill or eat goose.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I mean it's swans that.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah, man, you know you get them thunderous wand permits.
You know they are legal if you have a permit.
Uh no, we ain't got around to.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
I'm just curious. It looks like they would be similar
to a dog.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Now did people use decoy swans to keep like the
Canadian geese out of the lake or the pond? What's
up with the decoy.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
To call the swans in the birds? I knew that, Darrel.
Do you agree or die? Let's just go to house cats?
All right?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
There, so today we all know that house cats will
purr when you're petting them, the.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Nice ones, yes, but can.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
You get the same reaction from big cats like lions
and tigers.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Well that all depends on where you're petting them. No,
you will not get the same reaction from the big cats.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Says no, you will not. Do you agree or disagree
with that? I don't have to disagree? And that what's
the thing to do? What a way? Yes, they per too,
don't you?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Darl up Stewart's draft. We had some fun with you
this morning. Glad you glad you won the prize fact
world long buddy.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Yes, sir, y'all have a great day.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
All right boy, hang on, all right, we jumping out
catching you up phone your news?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
What was about twenty minutes away?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
The latest entry into the diary of Gary mu Siege.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Lenchend
Derry sportscaster. Former NFL coach John Madden would have been
eighty nine years old today, Thank you, mad sharing a
birthday with Chev Woolley.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
So I've known that what Frank Callendo was in think
he probably could have done.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Ship too, yesters during that time was hanging out with Frank,
he was on Mad TV. He spending lots of times
in the Big Show studio.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
His impersonations. It was really too a call. I remember
it like him.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I specially guess it's morning hanging out with us, Frank, Kellyando,
Mad TV, all over TV, Matter of Fact, and comedy
clubs across America.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Glad we got him in here today. Frank, how you doing?
You were doing well?
Speaker 6 (05:59):
Almost didn't get the d out there, thinking you're sweet.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Heaven, what is happening?
Speaker 6 (06:05):
As soon as there's an air, I go far ley
on myself.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Why dear it happened again?
Speaker 6 (06:10):
Trying to find a consonant it's not available, Sanda, could you.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Turn a letter because I can't?
Speaker 7 (06:19):
Hey function, John Madden, you're what he did was he
trying to find the right letter to start the word
and he couldn't find that letter. And when he didn't
find that letter, then he then you realize that he
had a problem. And then he realized he had a problem.
And when you both realize that you have a problem,
I mean, that's when there's a lot of trouble.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
I did that I actually did.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
This was a you know, I'm always struggling to find
new John Madden bits and jokes and stuff like that.
And last year for the Bush Series, I hosted part
of the awards dinner and uh so I did John
Madden doing a NASCAR race.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
And you're gonna make a.
Speaker 7 (06:57):
Left turn right there, and then you're gonna make a
left turn right there, and then there's the left turn
right there, and then and then the left turn right there.
You make all the left hand If you make a
right turn, you're going to be in trouble. Can you
got to keep making left turns otherwise you're you're, you're, you're,
you're gonna have a problem.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
He's great because now I've realized that he can. He
can make any sentence okay by saying these words. And
that's what that's all about.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
Well, you know, you know, and if you think about
these things, and you you're and you say the things
you say, and then you think and the other people
hear the things that you're saying, and when they hear
what you're saying, they know that. And and that's what
that's all about. It's like the hokey pokey put your
(07:44):
left foot, you take your left foot out, you put
your left foot in, and you just take it all
about you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself from.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
What is about man? What wi he so popular? Love?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Because when you break him down, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
He's just so lovable though.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
I mean, you know, he just says those ridiculous things
and he's got that thing where now he he loves
Brett Farv. Every Monday night football game is all about
Brett Farr. You know, he can turn it into a
Brett Fire reference.
Speaker 7 (08:18):
You know that grass down there in Half of that
is real and half of that is fake. But Prett
Farv is all real. You know on your computer you
have a real player that plays. That's what Brett Fav
is a real player. And you know, and you know
you could cut off both his arms and both his legs.
He still be the best toy stow in football. That's
just Butt far I mean Brett Fire. I mean he
(08:40):
could throw a football two hundred yards underwater. I can't
even throw a football one year, No way. He can
hit any target he wanted you. That's why he put
Prett Fire in Afghanistan. Boom. He did know something a
bit longer. But the Packers don't want to get rid
of him. You want to keep Prett fire on your team.
And that's what that's all about, Frank. Not to take
(09:01):
any away from it, but I gotta go back just
a second. John Boy, you're wondering why somebody who talks
a lot is so popular and he doesn't.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Really say anything. That's now that is irony.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I guess, uh, that's what that's all about.
Speaker 7 (09:17):
Introspective for John Boy right there, he thought about it.
He realized what Randy just boom.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
You know, I care a lot of bathers went to
the Super Bowl last year, but the first game this
year is Monday night.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Football man is gonna be here. We're playing the Packers here.
So I didn't look at the schedule yet.
Speaker 6 (09:37):
That came out last week.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Rank Yeah, yeah, he'll be talking about Brett Farr through.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Buddy Brett Farn.
Speaker 7 (09:43):
I mean, Jake DeLoone is good, but Brett Farr is
really really good. I mean, you know, you got guys
who can play, and he is a player.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
And sometimes he has sentences that just self destruct on themselves.
Speaker 7 (09:55):
It's just and then and then you're in there, you're okay.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I'm glad you're with us. This Thursday morning, he will go.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
And now an entry into the diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 8 (10:43):
Dear Diary, this is Gary beaucy well Diary.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Spring is here.
Speaker 8 (10:53):
It's time to break out by pastel v pants at
Easter themed Glass Eye at Constant Debussy.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
We do it upright.
Speaker 8 (11:03):
I was out in the garage the other day and
I couldn't seem to find my car. Now I know
it is in there. I'm used to driving in Crazy
Frankie's motorcycle side car, but he's a guest of the
state at the moment Ray Bar Hotel, and I had
to run errands. After I dug the buick out of
that mess, I had an epiphany, a great big epiphany.
(11:27):
And after I got that hosed off the driveway, I
had me an idea. It's time for the fourth annual
Bucy Hollywood Garage Sail.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Come and get it.
Speaker 8 (11:38):
Look at these sails from nose hair tremors, the wooden pails.
Every item belonged to a star, like Francis Farmer's lobotomy scars,
a huskernoo. I got a pool pop up a at
one I had to separate the wheat from the chaff.
I throwed out a lot of junk. I didn't reckon.
(11:59):
No one ever won like a bunch of damn vintage
comic books in mid condition. I don't want a bunch
of damn nerds going through my stuff tossed in the
dumpster Bella Legos's first Cape. I don't need a bunch
of goth mouth breathers hanging around killing the vibe. George
Reeves Superman suit dumpster had a big old skid mark
(12:23):
in the seat. Who the hell was that oops? Come
to think of it, I think that poops thing was mine.
Come on, come on and have the ball. These deals
will be here come the fall. Think of the stories
you'll have to share when you leave with a jar.
Carl Mauldin's nose hair honk honk are what smells?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Wont care? This Superman smoot smells like? But donkey, don't care.
Speaker 8 (12:43):
Faster than a speeding duty, more powerful than a Dutch oven,
able to leave tall porta John's in a single bound.
That's pooper, My head up, up and fart. I wish
it hadn't been so tight. That won't come out with
that kryptonite. Yeah, once I got the stuff separated out,
(13:07):
what I'm gonna do is. I'm gonna put everything on
a half dozen tables in the driveway. I got Brigitte
Nielsen's very first breast implants. They're might have to but
they make a dandy footstool.
Speaker 9 (13:18):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 8 (13:24):
I got one of Flavor Flames clock necklaces. Unfortunately it's
the Grandfather clock. I'm gonna try to sell it to Shack.
He looks small on him. Courtesy of Greg Almand. I
got Sheriff's faces number three and seven, perfect for scaring
the boat Diddley out of them.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Pass i racoons.
Speaker 8 (13:47):
I got a pair of Rosie o'donald's spanks. Perfect kitty
trampoline or speed bump. I got a big jug of
lip ot fat from Rebel Wilson. I've been using it
to loop up my truck and fry my chicken. Can
you say multipurpose goodness? I got a collection to George
(14:08):
Clooney's winkie stuffers. Sorry, ladies, he can't make you squeal
because that thing ain't the real deal.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Oopsie, poopsie.
Speaker 8 (14:16):
I'm gonna be selling p Diddy's non gender specific Little
Black Book, and maybe the weirdest thing on sale will
be Andy Dick. I guess you've been living in my
storage shit all this time. I wonder what that smell was.
I got Kathy Griffin's freckles and Jay Leno's chin, mc
(14:36):
Hammer's giant drawers and Beyonce's next to ken Ron Jeremy's
viagra and Vanillasi's hair.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
You'll find your heart's desire.
Speaker 8 (14:43):
At Gary's bargain layer, chugkle, look, eat a book, take
a duty on the rug?
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Whomany do? Gary loves you? Eall well, Dowry, I gotta
ski that up.
Speaker 8 (14:57):
I'm having a lunch with Lindsey Lohan, Emma Stone and
Dakota Fanning trying to talk about us some celebrity petties
for the sale. Lots of weirdos on my block.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Yeah yeah yeah yea.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Until next time, Diary exs and nose.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Arry Beauty.
Speaker 10 (15:31):
Good morning. There's a big show on the radio. Hell
are you Lindsay premise here and when I'm on this
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You know, I hate to break it to you, boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees. Who will
(15:54):
I thought it was funny.
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Speaker 1 (17:49):
Well, hello, hey, baby, I.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
Have some sad news to report.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Loud Richard Chamberlain, sorry, but it is about Malkilmer passed
away at the age of sixty five.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
It was on April first, and that's the reason why
I was thrown off a little bit by that. But
and and some thought it was an April fool's joke,
you know, because it was on April first, and they'll
do they do those death hooks all the time. But no,
he he passed away due to pneumonia. But he had
put up a decade long battle with throat cancer. So
(18:24):
but it was pneumonia.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
That yeah, death.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
So yeah. And that the movie Maverick, that was his
last appearance appearance, and they did a lot of voice
I guess it was maybe ai voice altering thing, yeah,
looping to with his past performances to make it work.
I thought that was cool, all right. Kelly Clarkson, do
you know that Kelly Clarkson has a talk show? Did
you know that like a variety show? And she does
(18:49):
Kelly Kerryoke. He thought in the afternoons, I don't know
if you're taking a nap.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
I saw, I've never watched it.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
Oh well, she took a two week hiatus and no
one knew.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Why and I and nobody.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
No no, no, no no. According to New York Post,
Kelly actually wants to quit and move down south. She's
living in New York right now. Her contract ends next
year and she may walk away, but NBC is going
to do everything they can to keep her at any costs.
So she's at the it's very popular, very populive.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
She'sotiating.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
Yeah, they're saying that she's second only to Kelly Rippa
in daytime ratings, so they're kind of like Kelly could
demand ten million annually from NBC, according to New York Post.
So they're also saying, quote, Kelly's number one priority is
her children, ages ten and eight. The show is grueling,
and Kelly could would like to spend more time down south.
(19:45):
She's from Texas, you know.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
Yeah, right, but there's more money and more vacation time.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
There's also been rumors there. I feel like there's a
blueprint for that. There's also in rumors that she's in
talks with filling in Hoe to Cotpy shoes over on
the Today.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Oh yeah, you're right, you nailed already, Yes, yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
Yeah, all right, you one hundred and seventy million Americans
who are on TikTok. You may have noticed that your
app still works. Yeah. President Trump extended the band another
seventy five days. So now June nineteenth is the new deadline.
You're not going to be able to use TikTok. So
you're still trying to get uh byte Dance to sell
their company. It's they're a Chinese company, and that company
(20:32):
says it's not for sale. So the President Trump's at
the deal requires more work to ensure all necessary approvals
are signed. So I don't know if the tariffs.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Are going to butt could be a Fox business.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Would you watch me? She just makes it up? Is that.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
I know a lot of I just have some hot takes.
Tariffs may become a bargaining chip. Several groups have made
an offer for TikTok, like Amazon and Oracle, So it's
in my nose man, all right, billionaires, class.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Is something called tariffs? You might want to Oh, I'm
very aware of it.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
Ahead, keep me out of the politics. Billionaires of the
United States is home to nine hundred of the three
thousand billionaires worldwide. Loserscky Forbes magazine updated they're ranking the
top five richest peoples are Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos,
Oracle chairman Larry Ellison, and a French businessman, Bernard Arnold.
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Joining the billionaires for the first time this year are
Jerry Seinveld with one point one billion, Arnold Schwatzenega with
one point one billion, and Bruce Springsteen with one point
two billion, so they join. Let's see in the music category,
Na Taylor, Swift and Jay z are all in the billions.
Speaker 8 (22:03):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Hollywood actors Tyler Perry, Kim Kardashian, Oprah Winfrey, George Lucas,
and Steven Spielberg.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Are you gonna read all nine hundred of them?
Speaker 4 (22:13):
Oh? There's only four pages you get Yeah, I was
just looking for our name. Your name.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Have a Jerry Seifeld, the only comedian of a billionaire.
Let me I'll tell you what. Go through them and
then get back with us.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
If you find another good work, then baby, well, let's
get us a winner. That's play wordy word get us.
A couple of contestants team up one ain't hundred big
show that on air contest but the Big Show dot Com.
It won't happen today, But if you can't get to
we'll call you down the road. They play next, Good morning,
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this big Show on the radio, roading to your Thursday,
Avery the tenth. He's you're tracking to make sure bit Box,
Oliver and the Big Girls.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
He's the egg Hunt. Egg Hunt.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Ain't worry when you hit the big Box at the
Bigshow dot Com clicking on that con that's one that
can get.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
The book on you. Look like I had everybody's head.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
I bout the bed.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
I'm playing wred word and wordy word. Let's meet our contestants.
We got Jody from Mobile, Alabama. Good morning, Jody, good morning,
good morning.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Then we got Brad from Hayleyville, Alabama. Good morning, Brad,
good morning, good morning. All right, Alabama boys in here, Jody, alright,
that's morning about the road title w ain't gonna happening?
Was that Brad Outville Road Time? Joey, what what about you?
(24:04):
Jody got a dog in the Alabama fight.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
You know it? And that would be Alabama all right,
yeah right there you go. All right, boys with us.
That's a little friendly competition between you guys.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Words dealing with cooking, like a good tailgate in the kitchen.
Words dealing with cooking. This tater and Brad, this John
bo and Jody. So Brad, you relax me and Jody
for the first thirty seconds. Jody you ready, buddy, I'm ready,
all right, starting to clock.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Now you put these on the grid. They're made of
meat and.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Patties, hot dog, oh patties.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
This is where you get salami and stuff like that
in the city at the uh huh.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
All right, blank boyar d who is he the head guy?
Uh huh? Forks knives? You call these? What these? Yes?
Uh huh? That was Deli again, pull it off. All right.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
This is an Italian pie with pepperonis.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Bam. It was all right.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
We had to take a brand because Denley was on
the air again. But we'll take that five on the board.
Jodas blayout and now Marsian brand. Let's see how you
guys do. Brad, you ready.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
And go on the airplane. They'll come by with a
blank cart and you drink. You get a drink. It's
a blank cart though, they say, what blank would you
like juice?
Speaker 8 (25:39):
Coke work?
Speaker 5 (25:41):
Yeah, drink car.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
Yes, it's got a big it's got a big name
for it. Blank service beverage.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
Uh do you you pack your meal and you go
have one of these on a blanket? You you you
don't eat it raw? You eat it what.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
I'll come back going a little bit to put a
three on the board to cut Jody's lead to two.
It's five to three. All right, Jody, here we go
in a round two. Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
I am ready alright, starting to clock. Now.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Your mam would wear one of these in the kitchen
so it wouldn't mess up her dress.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Uh huh. Bring that water to a blank.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Boy yeah, uh ma, and Paul blank also a t blank.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
It whistles. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
I said, uh huh, this is what you make wine
out of different times. Yeah, uh huh. The old blank
woods wood blank. Put the fuck cook on the old
wood blank. Uh oh, there it was a better one.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
It's still modern.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
They were steal in the kitchens for some reason. I'm
an idiot. I put a four on the five is
a nine. I see it has enough tater and bread
had six well time Okay you ready, Brad?
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Ready, yea begging up on that last when I stunk cat.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
Go inside your house? You cook? Yes, you you drink
out of a coffee blank? Yes? Oh more than one
of them is called a what plural o cup? How many? Yes?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (27:25):
You sore chicken noodle?
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Blank?
Speaker 4 (27:30):
You blank? The animals blank? Your kids? You got to
give them food?
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Do you bake these baked bees?
Speaker 1 (27:43):
On the boy?
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Jonie wins a battle Alabama nine to seven.
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Cups.
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Hey, well, Brad, appreciate you playing, buddy, and you can
try again anytime.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Man, love a chicken grape you boy?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
All right, Brad, Jody look at you and mobile winning
big old prize pack you hang on, Jackie, hook you up.
Appreciate you, I got I'm first time caller, all right,
bun the.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Way to work it there, man, Appreciate you.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
I appreciate that show every day.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
All right, man, will you hang on right there? Good morning,
got the big show on the radio, and here we
go very quest time. Lance Burrows out of Greenville, North Carolina. Hey,
please play one of Tim Wilson songs that's thinking about
Tim Lance. Look it up man, Yeah, Oh we'll get
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you coming. Up next.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Your morning.
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It's a big show on the radio. He can't get your
requests by this time. Money through Friday, get them up
at John Woman in the Facebook page Lance Boroughs out
of Greenville, North Carolina. It was here one of Tim Shaws. Yeah,
we were always as long as we got a radio,
showed Tim with on it is our boy.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Well the church burned down and no one knew what it.
Speaker 11 (29:24):
Cosis was going to do this on the brownstone that
said that gun hot had burned up a church bus
in the park in lun and a panic reverend Doctor
White called up a next member that hadn't lived right
here on Joe's bear Joint, right across the fence since
the Saint Joel's he preached again. He said, I don't
really want to be a Heppocrat. I got a Sunday
school class about a half beence. We're all excited about
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Revival week and been moved by the spirit, so to speak,
with all the souls we saved and money we spent
with told us to sell that tenth. I got a
famous some man until it is supposed to come and done,
run out of chairs on a Sunday Joe's Farewell you'll
just hues the whole dang place ain't nine on a
juke box. Amazing grace. He ain't supposed to be open
because of them blue walls, but will open the night.
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That's all right with you all, Preacher says, well, I
reckon it'd be okay. The Good Lord works in mysterious ways,
is going to talk about Joshua, Judges and Ruth, And
I reckon I could do it from the dj But.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
At the first Baptist.
Speaker 11 (30:21):
Bar and Grill didn't see on the church in the
Bible belt that smells like a whiskey still window Sinners
finished one more round. We'll hop dinner on the ground
and go inside and pray we don't get killed.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Ev Angelus came with a well dress choir.
Speaker 11 (30:38):
They showed up around, had be hour, looked around the
joint and didn't take it real well. So the work
Ministry has gone to hook the's Mills had taught you
Sunday School, and two Dickens in the back room shooting
Pool was sharing the Lord with a gym beam. Rappl
was teachings Mills supplide down stuff. Reverend White was reading
from the book called Loop to a tall drunk trucker
about the pill cat John three sixteen members to kind
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of dry him out, to get in best. Theve angel
is yell about the lights and the beer, said, why
you get saving his holds in here? This please ain't
nothing but a Denners, is he the kind of plays
Baptist on the ben preacher says, well, we don't really
need jaw here. You didn't do a very good job
buss here. You only saved one center. I was called maguire,
he's a little less old bits. That's my church on.
Speaker 4 (31:22):
Now.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
What he's doing now we don't really know.
Speaker 11 (31:24):
But he changed his name to Randy. He's producing a
radio show and don't know anything about sports and.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Never hands at the first Baptist bar.
Speaker 11 (31:33):
And grail see the only church in the Bible, about
the smells like a whiskey, still not a stained glass
one night and he were in sight, just the blood
stained floor and neon lights in the communion wine and
here is always chill, And we're here for some day,
living large, the only church with a covered yard. And
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if you don't like our doctrine and think we ain't devout,
we'll have Mike Brady, our boxer throw her as of
the first Baptist barn and.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
G Man these shows on the radio. Here a few
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more minutes, but I do lasses.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Yet, I've already done that for ye man.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Yes, we ready for the day's featured track from the
Big Show bed box the keywords egg hunt.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
It is time for Oliver well well Well.
Speaker 9 (33:10):
Easter, the glorious celebration of the resurrection of Jesus risen
from the tomb to walk among us. A cherished and
respected holiday for all Christians. But there are other Christians
who use Easter to celebrate something else. Chocolate and by
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other Christians, I'm of course referring to my wife, her.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Sister, and their mother.
Speaker 9 (33:39):
And this past Sunday I escorted the gals to their
very first Easter egg hunt. Oh the humanity, let me
preach on it. Honestly, I'd never seen the girl so excited.
Perhaps it was a pent up desire to breathe the
fresh spring air, maybe it was a long held need
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to celebrate their religion. But the truth was much more sinister.
Someone dared to beat them to the discount chocolate isle
the day before Easter, and now someone needed to pay
their only recourse their soul shot at Redemption was to
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do it the old fashioned way by trampling children with
their rascals and a mad dash for free sweets. It
was a beautiful day at Fred Gwynn's State Park. The
pastel streamers and tasteful decorations blended seamlessly with the perfectly
blue sky. The birds sang their songs of praise, and
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woodland creatures gamboled about the greenery as though part of
the day's events.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
But the moon was about to shift.
Speaker 9 (34:54):
The back door of the panel truck rolled up, the
ramp extended to the street, and one by one the
gals rolled forth. Everyone stopped what they were doing and watched,
like that scene from the Day the Earth.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Stood still.
Speaker 9 (35:13):
When the Spaceman made his first appearance. Why even the
children halted their frolic and stared mouths agape, knowing somehow
deep inside that they were looking at the pudgy face
of pure evil. The gals were festooned in frocks of
pastel easterly prints in a strange Tim burtonesque sort of way.
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They were like giant easter eggs come alive. Too much
rouge on pale white cheeks gave the impression of a
cross between the Joker and Mama June. They even decorated
their rascals for the occasion with garlands and little plastic
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eggs danger from the handlebars. A brightly colored windsock rose
from the rear like a battle flag. I thought it
was going to be a bit too much, but little
did I realize I was staring at a well thought
out plan of attack. They drove back and forth in
anticipation of the games to come, like motorized jungle cats
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pacing before a kill. The children, foolishly, unaware of the
impending danger merely feet from them, hold their little pails
and chatter about where the delicious treats might be hidden.
When the green flag dropped, the youngsters eagerly scattered. The girls,
like sugar hungry predators, paused and watched for a moment,
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seeing how the herds separated. Then they tore off in
different directions, dividing their hunting territories almost instinctively. Every time
a child would find a treat, the girls closed in.
The plastic eggs that adorned their handlebars were plucked off
and thrown like a decoy. While the child was diverted,
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they swooped in to grab the prize, and if the
child wasn't fooled by the decoy, they'd make a lasso
out of the festive garlands, catch them by the ankles,
and dragged them thirty or forty feet until the contents
of their bucket was scattered in the grass. Then, with
a free paw, they'd take the windsock and scoop up
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the fallen booty like they were skimming smelt from a stream.
They rode victoriously back to the starting line, weaving to
avoid sobbing children and angry parents. After the melee, the
girls retreated to the shade of a nearby oak tree.
They spread out a blanket and proceeded to gorge on
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their ill gotten gains. When a child would approach looking
for a handout, they'd he made a low, guttural growl
that sent the urchins fleeing in the opposite direction. Then
they slept like a bevy of bloated elephants seals snoring
on the beach after eating a school of mackerel. Unfortunately,
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they chose the oak tree on top of a slightly
off rolling downgrade. My wife's sister rolled over mid snort
like a big blonde snowball and began rolling down the hill.
By the time she reached the bottom, she was a blue,
pink and white blur, only slowing down when she hit
that big patch of begonias. Those lucky enough to get
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out of her way rushed to help those who weren't. Thankfully,
children healed so fast. I hear that most of them
will be out of the hospital in time for summer break.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
It's an Eastern miracle.
Speaker 9 (38:49):
On the way home, the gals bemoaned the fact that
they forgot to save some of their spoils for later.
At that exact moment, we passed a Nestle's truck that
had run off the road and lay on its side.
Not only did they salvage all the candy. As a bonus,
the state gave the Goals a reward for taking care
of the cleanup. It almost covered the bill from Nesley's.
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Hey. Get to play beat blind like I contested this
morning from Stewart's Drift, Virginia. Say hey to Darryl, Good morning, Dwell,
good morning guys.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Here we go are We're all good? Welcome in here
amongst us.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
So you have the honor of listening to our tator
answer some questions you agree or disagree with. For answer
two bells before two buzzers, you will win.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
All right, there's no.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Let's get to it tighter.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Smoky Bear has something written on his hat.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Have you noticed that? You got to tell us what
it is?
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Make America great again?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Smoking word O myga hat.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
No.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
I believe that his hat says smoky.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
It says smoky on the Smoky Bear's hat. Daryl, do
you agree or disagree with that?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Hm?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I'll have to agree and that's the name to do. Yes,
got the name smoky right there.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
So he knows what you have to pick up. You
got it?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Want more bell and that'll do it. Let's go to
a little bear. Okay, a little bear is called a cub.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
A little goose is called a gossling.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
What should you call a little swann appetizer?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Yes? No, I I learned this back in school. It's
called a hatchling.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
A hatchling, darl, Do you agree or disagree with that?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I'll agree and close this a signet a signet ring.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
You know in England only the king and the royal
family are allowed to kill or eat goose.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I mean it's swans that.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah, man, you know you get them thunderous wand permits.
You know they are legal if you have a permit.
Uh no, we ain't got around to.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
I'm just curious. It looks like they would be similar
to a dog.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Now did people use decoy swans to keep like the
Canadian geese out of the lake or the pond? What's
up with the decoy.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
To call the swans in the birds? I knew that, Darrel.
Do you agree or die? Let's just go to house cats?
All right?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
There, so today we all know that house cats will
purr when you're petting them, the.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Nice ones, yes, but can.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
You get the same reaction from big cats like lions
and tigers.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Well that all depends on where you're petting them. No,
you will not get the same reaction from the big cats.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Says no, you will not. Do you agree or disagree
with that? I don't have to disagree? And that what's
the thing to do? What a way? Yes, they per too,
don't you?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Darl up Stewart's draft. We had some fun with you
this morning. Glad you glad you won the prize fact
world long buddy.
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Yes, sir, y'all have a great day.
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All right boy, hang on, all right, we jumping out
catching you up phone your news?
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What was about twenty minutes away?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
The latest entry into the diary of Gary mu Siege.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Lenchend
Derry sportscaster. Former NFL coach John Madden would have been
eighty nine years old today, Thank you, mad sharing a
birthday with Chev Woolley.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
So I've known that what Frank Callendo was in think
he probably could have done.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Ship too, yesters during that time was hanging out with Frank,
he was on Mad TV. He spending lots of times
in the Big Show studio.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
His impersonations. It was really too a call. I remember
it like him.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I specially guess it's morning hanging out with us, Frank, Kellyando,
Mad TV, all over TV, Matter of Fact, and comedy
clubs across America.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Glad we got him in here today. Frank, how you doing?
You were doing well?
Speaker 6 (05:59):
Almost didn't get the d out there, thinking you're sweet.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Heaven, what is happening?
Speaker 6 (06:05):
As soon as there's an air, I go far ley
on myself.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Why dear it happened again?
Speaker 6 (06:10):
Trying to find a consonant it's not available, Sanda, could you.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Turn a letter because I can't?
Speaker 7 (06:19):
Hey function, John Madden, you're what he did was he
trying to find the right letter to start the word
and he couldn't find that letter. And when he didn't
find that letter, then he then you realize that he
had a problem. And then he realized he had a problem.
And when you both realize that you have a problem,
I mean, that's when there's a lot of trouble.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
I did that I actually did.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
This was a you know, I'm always struggling to find
new John Madden bits and jokes and stuff like that.
And last year for the Bush Series, I hosted part
of the awards dinner and uh so I did John
Madden doing a NASCAR race.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
And you're gonna make a.
Speaker 7 (06:57):
Left turn right there, and then you're gonna make a
left turn right there, and then there's the left turn
right there, and then and then the left turn right there.
You make all the left hand If you make a
right turn, you're going to be in trouble. Can you
got to keep making left turns otherwise you're you're, you're, you're,
you're gonna have a problem.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
He's great because now I've realized that he can. He
can make any sentence okay by saying these words. And
that's what that's all about.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
Well, you know, you know, and if you think about
these things, and you you're and you say the things
you say, and then you think and the other people
hear the things that you're saying, and when they hear
what you're saying, they know that. And and that's what
that's all about. It's like the hokey pokey put your
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left foot, you take your left foot out, you put
your left foot in, and you just take it all
about you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself from.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
What is about man? What wi he so popular? Love?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Because when you break him down, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
He's just so lovable though.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
I mean, you know, he just says those ridiculous things
and he's got that thing where now he he loves
Brett Farv. Every Monday night football game is all about
Brett Farr. You know, he can turn it into a
Brett Fire reference.
Speaker 7 (08:18):
You know that grass down there in Half of that
is real and half of that is fake. But Prett
Farv is all real. You know on your computer you
have a real player that plays. That's what Brett Fav
is a real player. And you know, and you know
you could cut off both his arms and both his legs.
He still be the best toy stow in football. That's
just Butt far I mean Brett Fire. I mean he
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could throw a football two hundred yards underwater. I can't
even throw a football one year, No way. He can
hit any target he wanted you. That's why he put
Prett Fire in Afghanistan. Boom. He did know something a
bit longer. But the Packers don't want to get rid
of him. You want to keep Prett fire on your team.
And that's what that's all about, Frank. Not to take
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any away from it, but I gotta go back just
a second. John Boy, you're wondering why somebody who talks
a lot is so popular and he doesn't.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Really say anything. That's now that is irony.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I guess, uh, that's what that's all about.
Speaker 7 (09:17):
Introspective for John Boy right there, he thought about it.
He realized what Randy just boom.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
You know, I care a lot of bathers went to
the Super Bowl last year, but the first game this
year is Monday night.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Football man is gonna be here. We're playing the Packers here.
So I didn't look at the schedule yet.
Speaker 6 (09:37):
That came out last week.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Rank Yeah, yeah, he'll be talking about Brett Farr through.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Buddy Brett Farn.
Speaker 7 (09:43):
I mean, Jake DeLoone is good, but Brett Farr is
really really good. I mean, you know, you got guys
who can play, and he is a player.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
And sometimes he has sentences that just self destruct on themselves.
Speaker 7 (09:55):
It's just and then and then you're in there, you're okay.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I'm glad you're with us. This Thursday morning, he will go.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
And now an entry into the diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 8 (10:43):
Dear Diary, this is Gary beaucy well Diary.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Spring is here.
Speaker 8 (10:53):
It's time to break out by pastel v pants at
Easter themed Glass Eye at Constant Debussy.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
We do it upright.
Speaker 8 (11:03):
I was out in the garage the other day and
I couldn't seem to find my car. Now I know
it is in there. I'm used to driving in Crazy
Frankie's motorcycle side car, but he's a guest of the
state at the moment Ray Bar Hotel, and I had
to run errands. After I dug the buick out of
that mess, I had an epiphany, a great big epiphany.
(11:27):
And after I got that hosed off the driveway, I
had me an idea. It's time for the fourth annual
Bucy Hollywood Garage Sail.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Come and get it.
Speaker 8 (11:38):
Look at these sails from nose hair tremors, the wooden pails.
Every item belonged to a star, like Francis Farmer's lobotomy scars,
a huskernoo. I got a pool pop up a at
one I had to separate the wheat from the chaff.
I throwed out a lot of junk. I didn't reckon.
(11:59):
No one ever won like a bunch of damn vintage
comic books in mid condition. I don't want a bunch
of damn nerds going through my stuff tossed in the
dumpster Bella Legos's first Cape. I don't need a bunch
of goth mouth breathers hanging around killing the vibe. George
Reeves Superman suit dumpster had a big old skid mark
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in the seat. Who the hell was that oops? Come
to think of it, I think that poops thing was mine.
Come on, come on and have the ball. These deals
will be here come the fall. Think of the stories
you'll have to share when you leave with a jar.
Carl Mauldin's nose hair honk honk are what smells?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Wont care? This Superman smoot smells like? But donkey, don't care.
Speaker 8 (12:43):
Faster than a speeding duty, more powerful than a Dutch oven,
able to leave tall porta John's in a single bound.
That's pooper, My head up, up and fart. I wish
it hadn't been so tight. That won't come out with
that kryptonite. Yeah, once I got the stuff separated out,
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what I'm gonna do is. I'm gonna put everything on
a half dozen tables in the driveway. I got Brigitte
Nielsen's very first breast implants. They're might have to but
they make a dandy footstool.
Speaker 9 (13:18):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 8 (13:24):
I got one of Flavor Flames clock necklaces. Unfortunately it's
the Grandfather clock. I'm gonna try to sell it to Shack.
He looks small on him. Courtesy of Greg Almand. I
got Sheriff's faces number three and seven, perfect for scaring
the boat Diddley out of them.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Pass i racoons.
Speaker 8 (13:47):
I got a pair of Rosie o'donald's spanks. Perfect kitty
trampoline or speed bump. I got a big jug of
lip ot fat from Rebel Wilson. I've been using it
to loop up my truck and fry my chicken. Can
you say multipurpose goodness? I got a collection to George
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Clooney's winkie stuffers. Sorry, ladies, he can't make you squeal
because that thing ain't the real deal.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Oopsie, poopsie.
Speaker 8 (14:16):
I'm gonna be selling p Diddy's non gender specific Little
Black Book, and maybe the weirdest thing on sale will
be Andy Dick. I guess you've been living in my
storage shit all this time. I wonder what that smell was.
I got Kathy Griffin's freckles and Jay Leno's chin, mc
(14:36):
Hammer's giant drawers and Beyonce's next to ken Ron Jeremy's
viagra and Vanillasi's hair.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
You'll find your heart's desire.
Speaker 8 (14:43):
At Gary's bargain layer, chugkle, look, eat a book, take
a duty on the rug?
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Whomany do? Gary loves you? Eall well, Dowry, I gotta
ski that up.
Speaker 8 (14:57):
I'm having a lunch with Lindsey Lohan, Emma Stone and
Dakota Fanning trying to talk about us some celebrity petties
for the sale. Lots of weirdos on my block.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Yeah yeah yeah yea.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Until next time, Diary exs and nose.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Arry Beauty.
Speaker 10 (15:31):
Good morning. There's a big show on the radio. Hell
are you Lindsay premise here and when I'm on this
side of the pond, I get my daily dose of
culture and edification every morning from these two delightful lands,
John Boy and Billy right here on the big show.
You know, I hate to break it to you, boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees. Who will
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I thought it was funny.
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Good morning. That's a big showing the radio.
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And here is your twenty four hour alert, John Boys,
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This wonderful thing of a one thirty eight a copy
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She was very popular back in the day.
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This is a twelve inch vinyl record. Maybe help you.
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Hear your can talk back and forth.
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So all you need is like a shy kid, Let's
make this talking record for boys. I got one for
girls too, So say well now, dude, but you got
a shy boy and a phonograph. Yeah, you will be
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Well, hello, hey, baby, I.
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Have some sad news to report.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Loud Richard Chamberlain, sorry, but it is about Malkilmer passed
away at the age of sixty five.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
It was on April first, and that's the reason why
I was thrown off a little bit by that. But
and and some thought it was an April fool's joke,
you know, because it was on April first, and they'll
do they do those death hooks all the time. But no,
he he passed away due to pneumonia. But he had
put up a decade long battle with throat cancer. So
(18:24):
but it was pneumonia.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
That yeah, death.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
So yeah. And that the movie Maverick, that was his
last appearance appearance, and they did a lot of voice
I guess it was maybe ai voice altering thing, yeah,
looping to with his past performances to make it work.
I thought that was cool, all right. Kelly Clarkson, do
you know that Kelly Clarkson has a talk show? Did
you know that like a variety show? And she does
(18:49):
Kelly Kerryoke. He thought in the afternoons, I don't know
if you're taking a nap.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
I saw, I've never watched it.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
Oh well, she took a two week hiatus and no
one knew.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Why and I and nobody.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
No no, no, no no. According to New York Post,
Kelly actually wants to quit and move down south. She's
living in New York right now. Her contract ends next
year and she may walk away, but NBC is going
to do everything they can to keep her at any costs.
So she's at the it's very popular, very populive.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
She'sotiating.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
Yeah, they're saying that she's second only to Kelly Rippa
in daytime ratings, so they're kind of like Kelly could
demand ten million annually from NBC, according to New York Post.
So they're also saying, quote, Kelly's number one priority is
her children, ages ten and eight. The show is grueling,
and Kelly could would like to spend more time down south.
(19:45):
She's from Texas, you know.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
Yeah, right, but there's more money and more vacation time.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
There's also been rumors there. I feel like there's a
blueprint for that. There's also in rumors that she's in
talks with filling in Hoe to Cotpy shoes over on
the Today.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Oh yeah, you're right, you nailed already, Yes, yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
Yeah, all right, you one hundred and seventy million Americans
who are on TikTok. You may have noticed that your
app still works. Yeah. President Trump extended the band another
seventy five days. So now June nineteenth is the new deadline.
You're not going to be able to use TikTok. So
you're still trying to get uh byte Dance to sell
their company. It's they're a Chinese company, and that company
(20:32):
says it's not for sale. So the President Trump's at
the deal requires more work to ensure all necessary approvals
are signed. So I don't know if the tariffs.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Are going to butt could be a Fox business.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Would you watch me? She just makes it up? Is that.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
I know a lot of I just have some hot takes.
Tariffs may become a bargaining chip. Several groups have made
an offer for TikTok, like Amazon and Oracle, So it's
in my nose man, all right, billionaires, class.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Is something called tariffs? You might want to Oh, I'm
very aware of it.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
Ahead, keep me out of the politics. Billionaires of the
United States is home to nine hundred of the three
thousand billionaires worldwide. Loserscky Forbes magazine updated they're ranking the
top five richest peoples are Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos,
Oracle chairman Larry Ellison, and a French businessman, Bernard Arnold.
(21:40):
Joining the billionaires for the first time this year are
Jerry Seinveld with one point one billion, Arnold Schwatzenega with
one point one billion, and Bruce Springsteen with one point
two billion, so they join. Let's see in the music category,
Na Taylor, Swift and Jay z are all in the billions.
Speaker 8 (22:03):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Hollywood actors Tyler Perry, Kim Kardashian, Oprah Winfrey, George Lucas,
and Steven Spielberg.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Are you gonna read all nine hundred of them?
Speaker 4 (22:13):
Oh? There's only four pages you get Yeah, I was
just looking for our name. Your name.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Have a Jerry Seifeld, the only comedian of a billionaire.
Let me I'll tell you what. Go through them and
then get back with us.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
If you find another good work, then baby, well, let's
get us a winner. That's play wordy word get us.
A couple of contestants team up one ain't hundred big
show that on air contest but the Big Show dot Com.
It won't happen today, But if you can't get to
we'll call you down the road. They play next, Good morning,
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this big Show on the radio, roading to your Thursday,
Avery the tenth. He's you're tracking to make sure bit Box,
Oliver and the Big Girls.
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Ain't worry when you hit the big Box at the
Bigshow dot Com clicking on that con that's one that
can get.
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The book on you. Look like I had everybody's head.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
I bout the bed.
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I'm playing wred word and wordy word. Let's meet our contestants.
We got Jody from Mobile, Alabama. Good morning, Jody, good morning,
good morning.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Then we got Brad from Hayleyville, Alabama. Good morning, Brad,
good morning, good morning. All right, Alabama boys in here, Jody, alright,
that's morning about the road title w ain't gonna happening?
Was that Brad Outville Road Time? Joey, what what about you?
(24:04):
Jody got a dog in the Alabama fight.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
You know it? And that would be Alabama all right,
yeah right there you go. All right, boys with us.
That's a little friendly competition between you guys.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Words dealing with cooking, like a good tailgate in the kitchen.
Words dealing with cooking. This tater and Brad, this John
bo and Jody. So Brad, you relax me and Jody
for the first thirty seconds. Jody you ready, buddy, I'm ready,
all right, starting to clock.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Now you put these on the grid. They're made of
meat and.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Patties, hot dog, oh patties.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
This is where you get salami and stuff like that
in the city at the uh huh.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
All right, blank boyar d who is he the head guy?
Uh huh? Forks knives? You call these? What these? Yes?
Uh huh? That was Deli again, pull it off. All right.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
This is an Italian pie with pepperonis.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Bam. It was all right.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
We had to take a brand because Denley was on
the air again. But we'll take that five on the board.
Jodas blayout and now Marsian brand. Let's see how you
guys do. Brad, you ready.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
And go on the airplane. They'll come by with a
blank cart and you drink. You get a drink. It's
a blank cart though, they say, what blank would you
like juice?
Speaker 8 (25:39):
Coke work?
Speaker 5 (25:41):
Yeah, drink car.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
Yes, it's got a big it's got a big name
for it. Blank service beverage.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
Uh do you you pack your meal and you go
have one of these on a blanket? You you you
don't eat it raw? You eat it what.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
I'll come back going a little bit to put a
three on the board to cut Jody's lead to two.
It's five to three. All right, Jody, here we go
in a round two. Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
I am ready alright, starting to clock. Now.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Your mam would wear one of these in the kitchen
so it wouldn't mess up her dress.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Uh huh. Bring that water to a blank.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Boy yeah, uh ma, and Paul blank also a t blank.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
It whistles. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
I said, uh huh, this is what you make wine
out of different times. Yeah, uh huh. The old blank
woods wood blank. Put the fuck cook on the old
wood blank. Uh oh, there it was a better one.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
It's still modern.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
They were steal in the kitchens for some reason. I'm
an idiot. I put a four on the five is
a nine. I see it has enough tater and bread
had six well time Okay you ready, Brad?
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Ready, yea begging up on that last when I stunk cat.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
Go inside your house? You cook? Yes, you you drink
out of a coffee blank? Yes? Oh more than one
of them is called a what plural o cup? How many? Yes?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (27:25):
You sore chicken noodle?
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Blank?
Speaker 4 (27:30):
You blank? The animals blank? Your kids? You got to
give them food?
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Do you bake these baked bees?
Speaker 1 (27:43):
On the boy?
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Jonie wins a battle Alabama nine to seven.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Cups.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Hey, well, Brad, appreciate you playing, buddy, and you can
try again anytime.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Man, love a chicken grape you boy?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
All right, Brad, Jody look at you and mobile winning
big old prize pack you hang on, Jackie, hook you up.
Appreciate you, I got I'm first time caller, all right,
bun the.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Way to work it there, man, Appreciate you.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
I appreciate that show every day.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
All right, man, will you hang on right there? Good morning,
got the big show on the radio, and here we
go very quest time. Lance Burrows out of Greenville, North Carolina. Hey,
please play one of Tim Wilson songs that's thinking about
Tim Lance. Look it up man, Yeah, Oh we'll get
(28:36):
you coming. Up next.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Your morning.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
It's a big show on the radio. He can't get your
requests by this time. Money through Friday, get them up
at John Woman in the Facebook page Lance Boroughs out
of Greenville, North Carolina. It was here one of Tim Shaws. Yeah,
we were always as long as we got a radio,
showed Tim with on it is our boy.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Well the church burned down and no one knew what it.
Speaker 11 (29:24):
Cosis was going to do this on the brownstone that
said that gun hot had burned up a church bus
in the park in lun and a panic reverend Doctor
White called up a next member that hadn't lived right
here on Joe's bear Joint, right across the fence since
the Saint Joel's he preached again. He said, I don't
really want to be a Heppocrat. I got a Sunday
school class about a half beence. We're all excited about
(29:47):
Revival week and been moved by the spirit, so to speak,
with all the souls we saved and money we spent
with told us to sell that tenth. I got a
famous some man until it is supposed to come and done,
run out of chairs on a Sunday Joe's Farewell you'll
just hues the whole dang place ain't nine on a
juke box. Amazing grace. He ain't supposed to be open
because of them blue walls, but will open the night.
(30:07):
That's all right with you all, Preacher says, well, I
reckon it'd be okay. The Good Lord works in mysterious ways,
is going to talk about Joshua, Judges and Ruth, And
I reckon I could do it from the dj But.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
At the first Baptist.
Speaker 11 (30:21):
Bar and Grill didn't see on the church in the
Bible belt that smells like a whiskey still window Sinners
finished one more round. We'll hop dinner on the ground
and go inside and pray we don't get killed.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Ev Angelus came with a well dress choir.
Speaker 11 (30:38):
They showed up around, had be hour, looked around the
joint and didn't take it real well. So the work
Ministry has gone to hook the's Mills had taught you
Sunday School, and two Dickens in the back room shooting
Pool was sharing the Lord with a gym beam. Rappl
was teachings Mills supplide down stuff. Reverend White was reading
from the book called Loop to a tall drunk trucker
about the pill cat John three sixteen members to kind
(31:00):
of dry him out, to get in best. Theve angel
is yell about the lights and the beer, said, why
you get saving his holds in here? This please ain't
nothing but a Denners, is he the kind of plays
Baptist on the ben preacher says, well, we don't really
need jaw here. You didn't do a very good job
buss here. You only saved one center. I was called maguire,
he's a little less old bits. That's my church on.
Speaker 4 (31:22):
Now.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
What he's doing now we don't really know.
Speaker 11 (31:24):
But he changed his name to Randy. He's producing a
radio show and don't know anything about sports and.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Never hands at the first Baptist bar.
Speaker 11 (31:33):
And grail see the only church in the Bible, about
the smells like a whiskey, still not a stained glass
one night and he were in sight, just the blood
stained floor and neon lights in the communion wine and
here is always chill, And we're here for some day,
living large, the only church with a covered yard. And
(31:53):
if you don't like our doctrine and think we ain't devout,
we'll have Mike Brady, our boxer throw her as of
the first Baptist barn and.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
G Man these shows on the radio. Here a few
(32:44):
more minutes, but I do lasses.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Yet, I've already done that for ye man.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Yes, we ready for the day's featured track from the
Big Show bed box the keywords egg hunt.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
It is time for Oliver well well Well.
Speaker 9 (33:10):
Easter, the glorious celebration of the resurrection of Jesus risen
from the tomb to walk among us. A cherished and
respected holiday for all Christians. But there are other Christians
who use Easter to celebrate something else. Chocolate and by
(33:31):
other Christians, I'm of course referring to my wife, her.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Sister, and their mother.
Speaker 9 (33:39):
And this past Sunday I escorted the gals to their
very first Easter egg hunt. Oh the humanity, let me
preach on it. Honestly, I'd never seen the girl so excited.
Perhaps it was a pent up desire to breathe the
fresh spring air, maybe it was a long held need
(34:01):
to celebrate their religion. But the truth was much more sinister.
Someone dared to beat them to the discount chocolate isle
the day before Easter, and now someone needed to pay
their only recourse their soul shot at Redemption was to
(34:23):
do it the old fashioned way by trampling children with
their rascals and a mad dash for free sweets. It
was a beautiful day at Fred Gwynn's State Park. The
pastel streamers and tasteful decorations blended seamlessly with the perfectly
blue sky. The birds sang their songs of praise, and
(34:46):
woodland creatures gamboled about the greenery as though part of
the day's events.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
But the moon was about to shift.
Speaker 9 (34:54):
The back door of the panel truck rolled up, the
ramp extended to the street, and one by one the
gals rolled forth. Everyone stopped what they were doing and watched,
like that scene from the Day the Earth.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Stood still.
Speaker 9 (35:13):
When the Spaceman made his first appearance. Why even the
children halted their frolic and stared mouths agape, knowing somehow
deep inside that they were looking at the pudgy face
of pure evil. The gals were festooned in frocks of
pastel easterly prints in a strange Tim burtonesque sort of way.
(35:39):
They were like giant easter eggs come alive. Too much
rouge on pale white cheeks gave the impression of a
cross between the Joker and Mama June. They even decorated
their rascals for the occasion with garlands and little plastic
(35:59):
eggs danger from the handlebars. A brightly colored windsock rose
from the rear like a battle flag. I thought it
was going to be a bit too much, but little
did I realize I was staring at a well thought
out plan of attack. They drove back and forth in
anticipation of the games to come, like motorized jungle cats
(36:21):
pacing before a kill. The children, foolishly, unaware of the
impending danger merely feet from them, hold their little pails
and chatter about where the delicious treats might be hidden.
When the green flag dropped, the youngsters eagerly scattered. The girls,
like sugar hungry predators, paused and watched for a moment,
(36:43):
seeing how the herds separated. Then they tore off in
different directions, dividing their hunting territories almost instinctively. Every time
a child would find a treat, the girls closed in.
The plastic eggs that adorned their handlebars were plucked off
and thrown like a decoy. While the child was diverted,
(37:04):
they swooped in to grab the prize, and if the
child wasn't fooled by the decoy, they'd make a lasso
out of the festive garlands, catch them by the ankles,
and dragged them thirty or forty feet until the contents
of their bucket was scattered in the grass. Then, with
a free paw, they'd take the windsock and scoop up
(37:25):
the fallen booty like they were skimming smelt from a stream.
They rode victoriously back to the starting line, weaving to
avoid sobbing children and angry parents. After the melee, the
girls retreated to the shade of a nearby oak tree.
They spread out a blanket and proceeded to gorge on
(37:46):
their ill gotten gains. When a child would approach looking
for a handout, they'd he made a low, guttural growl
that sent the urchins fleeing in the opposite direction. Then
they slept like a bevy of bloated elephants seals snoring
on the beach after eating a school of mackerel. Unfortunately,
(38:10):
they chose the oak tree on top of a slightly
off rolling downgrade. My wife's sister rolled over mid snort
like a big blonde snowball and began rolling down the hill.
By the time she reached the bottom, she was a blue,
pink and white blur, only slowing down when she hit
that big patch of begonias. Those lucky enough to get
(38:33):
out of her way rushed to help those who weren't. Thankfully,
children healed so fast. I hear that most of them
will be out of the hospital in time for summer break.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
It's an Eastern miracle.
Speaker 9 (38:49):
On the way home, the gals bemoaned the fact that
they forgot to save some of their spoils for later.
At that exact moment, we passed a Nestle's truck that
had run off the road and lay on its side.
Not only did they salvage all the candy. As a bonus,
the state gave the Goals a reward for taking care
of the cleanup. It almost covered the bill from Nesley's.
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