December 18, 2025 • 45 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Comedian Killer Beaz checks in from the road.. - We have the Top 10 Ways to Spot a Bad Mall Santa.. - Mary Jane Zooms in with some of her Deep Thoughts.. - We fill a request for one of our most popular Playhouse performances, “Touchdown LSU!”.. - and we finish up with The Grumpy Old Man Hates Christmas…
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Speaker 1 (00:23):
Puts a camera on me, I act like an idiot.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Well, because you're an idiot.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
You see why I hate him?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Swik at that tent.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Alright, well, let's go ahead play high game Beat the Blonde.
Let's meet our contestant. We got Stanley from oscar Loosa, Iowa.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Good morning, Stanley.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
Her morning's older and you know what.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
How mad it is. I'm glad you're hit in the
warmth here.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
In the shadow of Beat the Blonde. Oh no, don't
have a little microphone. But this has never happened to
me before.
Speaker 6 (01:03):
When stay were it's supposed to.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
There you go, all right, Stanley, glad you hear buddy.
You know what we're gonna do. Ask tighter some questions.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
You agree or disagree with her answer, Get two bells
before two buzzers, and you win. Okay, Tyler. If you
were watching TV back in nineteen eighty eight, you might
remember a certain fast food chain making a really big
deal out of becoming the first offer free soda refills.
(01:31):
Which fast food chain was it?
Speaker 6 (01:34):
If my memory serves me correct, because I think I
was like five years old time. Oh stope, why that
was Burger King? The King made it happen.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Burger King, by the way, that they got some SpongeBob
meal deals stick.
Speaker 7 (01:50):
We got to.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Remember to take Maddie.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Does Maddie know Yeah, I'll tell you myself my tip
to switch.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Don't worry taking about this cheeseburger. Hello, back over here, now,
what was your answer to you.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Quickly regretting.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
They want to retire? We're talking about in the middle
of the conversation, Stanley, do you agree or disagree with
burger King first off?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Or soda refill.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Dud?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Don't think, don't name, just.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Throw I agree. There's a bunch of them out there
on the right one.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
No taco bell.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Taco bell was all right? All right, well let's say
we can get a bell right here, a tater. Australians
call them whipper snippers. What do Americans call them?
Speaker 6 (02:56):
Whipper snappers?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Whippers snippers?
Speaker 6 (03:02):
What are whipper snippers? Whipper snippers are your hair clippers?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Whipper snippers are your hair clippers? Rhymes?
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Stanley? Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Are you awake there?
Speaker 8 (03:17):
You are?
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (03:20):
I am just a game whippers snippers? I know it's
the games.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Oh yeah, we don't know. Yeah, weed whackers?
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Weed whackers is what whipper snippers are how about that?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Okay, here you go, standy. You got a battle.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
It was pretty painful, but you did get so now
I gotta fun.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
On to the last question.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
According to a twenty twenty four study of natural body
odor sense, recently, toddlers have a distinctive flower like odor.
That's why I like sniffing kids head. You better stop
doing that. Well, so what did they say? Teenagers smelled like, no,
we have we have joyful all right, little toddlers flour
(04:20):
like odor. Teenagers smell like a chicken, soup, b stinky cheese,
or c boiled eggs. What wait a minute, Stanley, thanks,
he's give me a minute, Stanley, hold on, you're still
(04:44):
working over there all the time.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
You've kind of milked your part.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
Now you're trying to jump in there and boiled eggs.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Boiled eggs is what Tater says.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Teenagers smell like Stanley, agree or disagree, and.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
It is a great aste.
Speaker 8 (05:00):
My like chicken too.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
So you did you say disagree? Yes, yes he did. Yeah,
it's stinky cheese, by the way, And cause you were wondering, okay, Stanley, stick,
(05:23):
would you go over there?
Speaker 10 (05:26):
Stanley, you hang on, buddy, You got your big old
blue EMU prize, but you stay tucked in oscar loosa
ise and keep waring.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Buddy, Can I say something tell you?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Well?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Go ahead, all right, I've.
Speaker 8 (05:43):
Been listening to you guys for twenty some years. I've
won wordy Word four times, and.
Speaker 9 (05:48):
You threw this off on me with this weird ass game.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Okay, he wanted to play wardy Word obviously was protesting
so quick on his Thank.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
God, buddy, Well, we appreciate you, man, Thank.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
You, Mark your retire man, you retire.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
We appreciate you, my boy.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
All you know, you know the drill hang on with Jackie.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Jackie under Stanley's information. How old are you he said?
Twenty two?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
No, woman who's been listening twenty five years, twenty six
saying I'm kidding.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
Your brother, Thank you, appreciation, Good morning.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
The big show is on the Wady Hold. Another chance
to join the winners is coming up.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
First.
Speaker 7 (07:15):
Robert D.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Raverer spent Christmas in Germany, both West and East, soon
after the Berlin Wall went down, and he remembers it well.
Speaker 11 (07:25):
I got news releases from the Berlin Germany Tourist Office.
They keep me up to date on what's going on there.
The one today tells about the Yule Tide season offers
a wide variety of events and celebrations for visitors and Berliners.
Berlin is home to a variety of Christmas affairs, so
I decided to spend my Christmas there visit some friends
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on their farm near Munich. I've been to Berlin several
times while the Berlin Wall was still up, So the
year after the war came down, which was let's see
November eighth, nineteen eighty nine, I figured I'd spend a
week in Berlin and use that rio pass to make
daily trips to some of the cities and towns that
I couldn't visit when they were in Verbolten territory, places
(08:12):
like Leipstick President Lots of memorable stories about those two
weeks in Germany. The one was in Berlin, walking the
main street of the First and Dam on a cold
December night, I saw a sign that said Irish coffee
two blocks up and to the left, so, wanting to
help with the chill, wanting to see what Irish coffee
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was like in Germany, because I knew that it originated
at the Cafe Buena Vista and San Francisco. I walked there,
nice place, big restaurant bar, but there was a sign
on the door that said close tonight, private party. I
could see the place was jumping, so well, I just
went ahead and jumped in. I was in a three
piece blue pin striped suit, so fell dressed for it.
(08:54):
Lots of action in there, band up on a stage
and all girl group. I bellied up to the bar or,
an Irish coffee bartender asking good English if I was
an invited guest. I said, oh, yes, I'm with a
girl up there, singing, to which he replied, I know
you're lying, because that's the man. I looked around in
the dim light and noticed it was filled with transvestites.
(09:16):
I shrugged and started to go out, but the bartender said, no, no,
here's your Irish coffee. You'll fit in.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Have fun.
Speaker 11 (09:23):
I did that Cold Light in Berlin with Robert d Rayford.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Good morning, I got to make show on the radio.
Roll into your Thursday. Well, well god here he has
no idea. Yeah, Tyler Tainment News. I blogged it out
of my mind. Tyler dament in about twenty minutes is
right now.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Wait too.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
We hope you an adventure with my gentlemen. Gentlemen, Wow,
our very own nativity scene. I've always wanted one. Really
fits nice in the city park.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yes, very impressive, sir.
Speaker 12 (10:27):
The only problem is you should watch where you're going.
Is so should the camels.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
That reminds me it's trying to muck out the manger there,
Cadbury me.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Why don't you do it? S Hey, I'm playing Joseph.
I can't be shoveling duty. I'm gonna be handling the baby.
Speaker 12 (10:44):
Oh, nice tries. It's only a doll. Wrong again, Oh boy,
we're doing this first class. The dolls out. Oh dear,
tell me, I'm not going to use a reedal baby. No,
but I got the next best thing. Hey, there hot liquors.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Hey, riggie, right on time.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
You look great.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
I tell you.
Speaker 12 (11:04):
These huggies fit like a glove, but they don't hold
the heat worth the crap. He is a bit chatty
for the baby, Jesus, don't you think so? Well, let's
just say the price was right. Besides, he's supplying the
wise men. No relation, I take it. Hey, I don't
remember the Bible saying nothing about a fat Peguentin. The
major scene, he was right there next to the midget.
(11:24):
So where are all those wise men, ricky be? They're
on the job. It don't be along directly? Uh hate
you forgetting something.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
I didn't forget?
Speaker 12 (11:32):
Here you go a gallon thermos of hot todd is
just like I promise, that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 7 (11:47):
Who is it strong enough?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
My head went, um all can you tell?
Speaker 12 (11:52):
Hey? Didn't I see you in happy feet? I'll see here,
you half kite hate seed? All right, you too? That's
enough trying to remember what this season is all. It's
about commemorating the birth of our Lord and savior. It's
about a time for all people to praise his name
and to treat each other with the kindness, love and
respect that we should all year round. Don't you remember
(12:13):
anything from a Charlie Brown Christmas?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (12:17):
Snoopy here could dance? Oh suhs right, that's no point
to ald this. My apologies. Merry Christmas, mister shop truce
ah cease fire suits me fine, Merry Christmas. There, mister
French here take a pull off his toddy. Oh no, no, no,
not tonight. Alcohol tends to bring out my doc side.
I promised, sir I would be on my best behavior.
(12:39):
Me too, But I ain't a fanatic about it, Ricky,
What about those wise men? The cars are starting to
back up. I speak of the devil. Here they come now,
fireman on a fire truck. Wait a minute, of these
are your wise men? Bible says three strangers came from
a fire and they just did get it. I hate
(13:00):
saying za, but it is mildly amusing. Well, that was
a long way to go for a punch line. Worth
it tow an instant classic. Well, now that we've finished
with the comedy portion of the program, and shall we begin, sir?
All right place is everybody? This is gonna be great.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Whoa, whoa wo Hold on just a second. Excuse me.
Who's in charge here?
Speaker 5 (13:19):
Is that you?
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Uh? Yes, sir, I'm Joseph I mean John Boy, you
know from the Big Show.
Speaker 13 (13:24):
Uh sorry, I'm more of an NPR kind of guy.
Speaker 14 (13:27):
Uh I've been a liberal. Nope, I'm standing in camel duty.
Devin CIRTI is my name. I'm from the ACLU. You're
gonna have to take your little prehistoric nursery down. What
you heard me? I've got a court order right here.
Speaker 13 (13:41):
Apparently we've got a few families complaining it infringes upon
their rights.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
A few families. What about the other families, like the
ones who are waiting in line to see it.
Speaker 13 (13:51):
That is not my problem, sir. The law is the law.
Now are you gonna take it down? Or am I
going to.
Speaker 12 (13:56):
Unbelievable what seems to be the dilemma, Sirs Parkard bart
from ACL you says, we're offending people with a nativity scene. Really,
how on earth could anyone be offended by the birth
of our Lord, by the spirit of the season of Giving,
by Christmas?
Speaker 13 (14:12):
Sorry, Sport, Not everybody buys into that stuff and their
rights have to be protected.
Speaker 12 (14:18):
That stuff, oh, that stuff, as you call it, is
a very foundation for this country, sir. The founding fathers
declared this a Christian nation on its inception, and who
are you to state otherwise? You tell them can't bear
This country is in a moral and spiritual decline thanks
(14:38):
to people like you. People like you who, in the
disguise of good deeds and social justice, seek to make
the lives of the many a misery to satisfy the
persnicative whims of an intolerant few. People like you drain
the joy from everyday life in this country. Sir, that
(14:58):
was beautiful. You're like, uh batter or some whales.
Speaker 13 (15:02):
Okay, easy, there, tea baller. I don't want any trouble.
Let's just shut it down. Let's all go home, Okay, sir,
I beseech you.
Speaker 12 (15:09):
Haven't you ever wondered what it would be like to
try to make people happy? Wouldn't you just once in
your self aggrandizing, self important existence, like to make everyone
smile just once a year?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 14 (15:24):
Maybe what would I have to do?
Speaker 12 (15:26):
Just old steal. I can't believe I did that. I
can't believe you did it sober. I can't believe it's
not butter. Huh you use fake butter in these toddies.
(15:47):
I let it slide. Oh dear, what do we do
with him?
Speaker 6 (15:50):
Sir?
Speaker 12 (15:50):
Put a robe on him and stick him on a
camel good idea. This is why they call it the
most wonderful time of the year. Merry Christmas, guys, God
bless us.
Speaker 8 (16:00):
Sir.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
We got another problem.
Speaker 6 (16:03):
What now?
Speaker 2 (16:04):
I got a little excited during the fight.
Speaker 12 (16:05):
And uh, well, someone's gonna have to change my hugging fellas.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Somebody's gotta do it.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Hey, hey, good, More than everybody my Big Show family, yours,
thank you for listening, your listen news.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
What a sports coming up?
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Hello listen Ricky ba sharp Brother.
Speaker 12 (16:28):
Oh how about you pot lickers? Are listened to a
couple other pot liquors noted John boyd Billy on the
Big Show.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
You know, I just a guest star on the Playhouse.
Speaker 12 (16:39):
And the official mascot from mister Populist rest the pizza runt.
That's just the tip of the iceberg. But this note
from John Boy keep it short, shut.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Up up.
Speaker 12 (17:26):
Good.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
Thursday morning, Big Show is on the radio. Woman is
away from Taylor Tainment News. We're gonna talk some baseball
today with one of Hansoon's buds. And speaking of that,
the Tennessee baseball coach we talked about, Tony Botello, is
now the manager of the San Francisco Giants.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
O'packer's favorite team. Math he made history.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
But the first college coach to go straight to be
a major league manager. How about that man? That is awesome.
But now we got on the line Tony Garoo. He
was a trainer for the Chicago Cubs from seventy seven
to eighty six. And get this, Hanson's college trainer from
sixty eight to seventy two, so let's.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Bring him in.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Good morning, Tony from Chicago. How you doing, Buddy.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
Good morn, I'm doing good. How you doing very good?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Tony.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Good to have you man, been looking forward to this call.
So understand too that your business partner is our buddy
Bob Iyback, no stranger, the Big Show Listeners, who was
the Cubs pr guy from eighty one to eighty nine.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
So I'm kind of anxious to hear what you got
going on, Tony.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
Well, Bob and I decided there's a lot of things
that happen in the baseball world that people don't really
hear about, and we call our thing behind the Curtain,
where we tell stories about things that happen that are
not published in the newspaper and that people really don't
know about. Some of the funny things that really happened
(18:51):
when you're traveling for ten months with the Major League
baseball team.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
I know, you guys some wild stores.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
I was just hearing hands and some of his stores,
and you were right there in the middle of it, Buddy.
But hey, listen, Tony, you gotta tell me the story
about the Cubs pitcher who his wife dunk taped him
and tossed him into the closet overnight, and he pitched
that same day.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
Well, what happened was we were in San Francisco and
the picture his name was Alan Ripley was supposed to
start that day in San Francisco. Well a buck Lea's
the hotel, and our manager at the time, Lee Elia, says,
has anybody seen Grip And they said no, it wasn't
on the bus. So he called I was in the
athletic training room working on some stuff. He asked me
(19:40):
if I saw him. I said no, I haven't seen him.
So he called Bob and says, we got to find
our starting pitcher. So Bob called his room a couple
of times and nobody answered. So he decided to hop
in the cab and go back from Candlestick Park back
to the hotel in downtown San Francisco to see if
he could find him, and they called his room there.
Nobody answered, so he got secure and they went up
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and knocked on the room. No answer, So they finally
opened the door and they heard some noise in the
closet and what had happened. Alan and his wife had
got into a big argument and she was kind of
really kind of like a biker chief kind of girl,
and it was a really tough girl and got mad
at him and taped him up and locked him in
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the closet. So it was the first time that he
had ever seen anybody. So Bob says, come on, we
got to get you back to the ballpark because you're
starting today. So he bring them back to the hotel,
back in from the hotel to the ballpark, and Lelia
asked Bob and said, as he hurt, and said now,
he said, well, he's starting today. So he ended up
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starting the game and after about the second or third inning,
I mean, we were getting our clock clean really bad,
and he was like begging to get help to come
off and then said, nope, you're in there for the duration.
So that was a tough day for him. But that's
the kind of stuff we talk about that nobody really
knows about it. What the people know is that rich
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just had a bad day and he got shelved pretty good.
But he people didn't realize that he was locked in
a closet for six hours, standing up with duct tape
on his hands and then beating his mouth. He couldn't move.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Your starting pit just got beat up by his wife.
I want to keep that.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Yeah, that's a twist a good stuff. Tony Garabolo, y'all,
what if you're interested in this, uh finding more info
on their business? Email Tony at TG four m e
R cub T G four M E r cub at
Comcast dot com.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Right is that?
Speaker 12 (21:45):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (21:45):
It dot nett.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
Podcast dot net. And you can also get a hold
of Bob at Bob Dunk at A O L dot com.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
All right, good stuff, all right, well, thank you Tony.
Y'all be careful and have fun on the road. Man,
that's gonna be a good time.
Speaker 5 (22:06):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
All right, buddy AI, y'all, Well, let's play I game
a wordy word.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
That's my duck tape tater.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
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Big Show dot com. Play for it ten minutes. Right now,
it's time Taman news. Here's our girl, Marcy Tayter Moran.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
So what about that.
Speaker 6 (23:05):
Rob Reiner story?
Speaker 4 (23:07):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Wow, wow, I.
Speaker 6 (23:09):
Mean it's changing every day. It's changing every day. Last
I heard that? Well, okay, So police were called to
the house by Rob's daughter rather and they said they
responded around three forty pm discovered that two deceased victims,
described by the fire department as a seventy year old
man and a sixty eight year old woman, matching Rob's
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description and his wife's age their ages. Detective detectives from
the Robbery Homicide Division were conducting the investigation. It was
later reported to TMZ that the couple's daughter found her
parents that afternoon and that she said they were killed
by a family member after a heated argument. So the
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police went and started looking for Nick, their son. They
did find him, they did question him and his thirty
two year old son. Rob's two year old son. Nick
has been arrested and was being held on a four
million dollars bail, according to TMC, So yeah, that is
very tough. Some other said news. If you were a
(24:13):
General hospital fan of the past, you may remember Anthony
Geary who played Luke Spencer from Luke and Law.
Speaker 11 (24:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
Yeah, that was a nighttime this jogging I watch soap Bober's.
Speaker 6 (24:24):
And after you go there, you go. Well, he has
passed away at the age of seventy eight. It was
from complications from an operation that he had had three
days before. So yeah, seventy eight. So sympathy to both families.
We send it today. Let's see moving on, let's look
(24:45):
at my paper, got moved. Taylor Swift, Oh, Taylor Swift.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
Y'all s she was breaking up with Travis Kelsey because
the Chiefs are out of the playoffs. No, no, no,
it was her fault. You say it was all right?
He played decent those just last weekend. So I'm letting
her off the hook.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Yeah, yeah, back to you.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Well now he's great.
Speaker 6 (25:07):
Okay. Lap was sideline reporting by John Barr. So, uh
swifties were locked into Disney Plus this weekend because she
dropped her first two of six episodes of the End
of an Era. Oh Good, Very Smart. It was also
on ABC over the weekend as well on Saturday Night.
(25:27):
Uh so she will drop two episodes every Friday for
the rest of this month. So it was also on
her birthday, It's my birthday and at thirteenth and she
shared she turned thirty six. And she shared her birthday
with Dick Van Dyke, who turned one hundred.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
So.
Speaker 6 (25:45):
The docu series about Taylor follows Taylor on the second
leg of last year's Eras tour. They went behind the
scenes of her romance with Kansas City Chiefs tight end
what's his neck face. They're also moments with other artists
that were there with Taylor invited by Tay join her
on stage. Sabrina Carpenter. You don't know her, but she's
very popular, ed with the Young with the Young pop
(26:06):
Gracie Abrams, who I think sounds very similar to Taylor
and Ed Sheeran. Okay. So it is now streaming on
Disney plus in the concert filmed Vancouver, the Eras Tour,
the final show now that that is also on there
and it features songs from the Tortured Poets Department. I
can't speak today that she released during the first leg
(26:29):
of her tour. I think I'm just nervous.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Maybe I'll become a swiftie.
Speaker 11 (26:39):
You know.
Speaker 6 (26:39):
I have to say I watched that and there was
a lot of behind the scenes thing to see how
her stage moved and all of the concepts that she
put to life. Is creative.
Speaker 15 (26:50):
She is, she is, and she also was in the
news she gave all of her dancers a huge bonus.
Speaker 6 (27:02):
Well, thank you, John Boy.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
It doesn't have to be millions.
Speaker 6 (27:11):
So Artemis Pile from uh, the former drummer for Lynyrd Skynyrd,
is recovering his from a surgery. His daughter posted on Facebook,
please say a little prayer for my dad. He's fine,
but he did have cancer last year and he got
it removed. Shortly afterwards, he had a massive heart attack
which he survived. Just like everything else in his life. Wow,
he survived at all. So Artemis is seventy seventy left
(27:33):
skinnered back in nineteen ninety one. Also she sent out
prayers to thirty eight special singer Donnie van Zandt, the
younger brother of the late Skinnered singer Ronnie van Zaned
and older brother and current singer Johnny van Zant. He's
been undergoing treatment for cancer, so I wanted to bring
that to your attention. And my last story was the
follow up.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
To our drunk raccoon.
Speaker 6 (27:54):
Okay, that innocent little raccoon that made headlines last month
when he broke into a liquor store in Virginia, smashed
the bottles, and then passed out drunk of the bathroom.
You know right, It's not just some little incident for
this animal. No, uh, he's a repeat offender. Really, Yes,
The Hanover County Official podcast reported that he has actually
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had three break ins. He's been spotted rating a karate
studio and even sneaking into the DMV to munch on
snacks there, and following the liquor store incident, he was
sent to a shelter to sober up and was released
back into the wild. Yes, near the alcohol store.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
In the liquor.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
Store, I thought you man kept breaking into the liquor store. No,
different ones, different story. Get some food and yeah, and
the cops.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Have yet to get a picture of him without that mask.
Speaker 6 (28:41):
But he's a b and e, he's a breaking an
entering a fender.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
He's got a snoop full a babel.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
Thank you very much. Let's get us a winner. Let's
play worthy word on. Here we go one eight hundred
Big Show. We'll get a couple of contestants, because well,
actually we have a couple of contestants. It's gonna be awesome.
Doc Brewer, my all racing partner from back in the day,
and Fred England, old cooking boy from a long time ago. Man, good,
(29:08):
They're gonna play each other. The loser is donating to
the Mercy Chefs deal that we were talking about. Oh god,
it's gonna be fun, y'all. So this is all listen, hey, wait,
this is next. Good Morning, Big Show is on the radio.
(29:46):
Sesame Street helped raise all of us. Now it's our
turn donate this holiday season at Sesame dot org because
the world needs Sesame and Sesame needs you.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
And right now, look at.
Speaker 6 (29:58):
What we do.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
I had everybody's head.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
I buite that baddy.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
Word, not a wordy word, alright, man, meeting our contestants,
having to me two friends, two very close buds. Doc
Brewer from Moreheads City, North Carolina, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Doc, Good morning, John boy?
Speaker 11 (30:20):
Have you man?
Speaker 1 (30:21):
I am awesome?
Speaker 4 (30:23):
And what about Fred England from Tazwell, Tennessee. What's up Fred?
Speaker 7 (30:30):
Good morning, John boy?
Speaker 4 (30:33):
Hey boys? All right, I love this. Jackie said, all right,
you boys, doesn't got an idea. I want to play
wordy word before we retire. And by the way, Doc, here,
if you're gonna love this, I'm gonna have a lot
more time to spend with you.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
You still got that boat.
Speaker 6 (30:52):
Yeah, that's what I do.
Speaker 9 (30:55):
That's what I do is drive around on big boats
and watch Frednick really in Marlin.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
Awesome boy, Fred, and Fred, thank you for bringing Mercy
Chefs to our attention back a while back when when
you guys was uh were doing the deal. I can't
remember exactly how long ago that was, but you remember,
yeah right Fred.
Speaker 8 (31:17):
Nick, Yes, sir, it was thirteen months ago. We were
in western North Carolina and Johnny, they're still there today.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
How about that hurricane Helene Man, Well, that's awesome. So anyway,
the loser is going to donate some money to Mercy Chefs.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
I understeand so that's cool.
Speaker 4 (31:38):
All right, so Doc, let's have me and you be
on the team back in the racing days. You know, Man,
I was just I was just talking to somebody about
Daytona in the Goodies dashed when Man, you almost won
that thing. I there, Doc was a natural in a
race car. Of course I was too. But I don't
like to brag on myself.
Speaker 9 (31:59):
You know, Fred Nick was my gas man at the time.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
That's right, Man, Good luck Fred. That's it, buddy.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
All right, y'all, well, there's gonna be me and Doc
and Tater and Fred. Okay, let's say, oh oh hey boys,
Christmas words words dealing with Christmas. All right, all right, Doc,
let's do the first thirty seconds. You got it, range,
all right, okay, start the clock.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Now. This is the round thing you hang on your
door the rain, Yes, that's it. Uh huh. Hark the
Herald blank sings they have angels. Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
This is red and white and it looks like a
hook and you eat.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
It, dandy.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Can there you go?
Speaker 4 (32:44):
Christmas blanks burnt out on the tree. You Christmas white?
Speaker 1 (32:49):
That's it. I'm dreaming of, uh.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
White white?
Speaker 7 (32:55):
What Christmas.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Work?
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Do that wordy word?
Speaker 4 (33:02):
He stopped it the first word blank, man, that's a
five on the board. And now Tater and Fred Nick okay,
all right, you ready, Fredd, yes.
Speaker 6 (33:17):
All right? And go Ebenezer blank by humbug?
Speaker 9 (33:23):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (33:23):
Uh you live in South Oh no, never mind. Hey,
this is when they go around singing. It's called what Christmas? Blank?
Speaker 3 (33:33):
Yeah, but what is it?
Speaker 8 (33:34):
Christmas carol?
Speaker 6 (33:35):
But you're you're in the act of doing it. Let's
go blank, Oh.
Speaker 8 (33:42):
My, let's go yeah.
Speaker 6 (33:45):
Hey, you put this big red blank on top of
the present, a big red yeah.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
All right, man, that was tough caroling like that, like
you had them syllables. All right, but that was a
three on the board. Still, anybody game, it's five to
three heading in around two?
Speaker 1 (34:03):
All right, doc, are you ready?
Speaker 9 (34:06):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (34:07):
All right, start the clock? Now? Who is married to Santa.
Speaker 6 (34:14):
Paul?
Speaker 3 (34:15):
There you go?
Speaker 2 (34:16):
All right?
Speaker 4 (34:16):
This is stuff like strippers get on him, and it
gets on you old Christmas tree too, it's silver sticks
on you.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Yeah. Don't be on the nice list, I mean, bet,
don't be on this list. It's nice. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
These guys rode a camel to find the baby Jesus,
following the star how many of them?
Speaker 11 (34:40):
Three?
Speaker 4 (34:42):
God, yes it was, but that wasn't the whole the
whole deal. Well, we get hold on there. Three on
the five, it's an eight. All right, that's it going.
Now we're picking up on that last one, and Fred
and Tater needs five to tie.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Okay, six will win? Ready afraid? Ready to go?
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Buddy?
Speaker 7 (35:02):
Yes, and go?
Speaker 6 (35:04):
More than two smart males?
Speaker 8 (35:08):
Sure?
Speaker 7 (35:08):
A shepherds.
Speaker 6 (35:09):
No, they're smart. I mean shepherds are too, but that
with nothing word for smart.
Speaker 8 (35:15):
Intelligent owl.
Speaker 6 (35:18):
But that that there were three blank blank three wise men.
We're moving on. Hey, this is uh in the nutcracker.
That's what the nutcracker looks like. It looks like this,
A blank blank.
Speaker 8 (35:32):
A nutcracker.
Speaker 4 (35:33):
Yeah, hey, dog, I had to feel that you knew
you were gonna know his Fred.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
So there was three wives?
Speaker 6 (35:48):
Oh you said, yeah, but I didn't know I was
passing the toy soldier. Good grief.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Well boys, man, we appreciate y'all playing with us.
Speaker 15 (35:58):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
They can't wait to see y'all real soon. All right, man,
it's been awesome and uh mercy chef, alright, that's all right, buddy,
good man.
Speaker 8 (36:10):
It's like to give a shout out to everybody, the
Big Big Show crew family. Bless you for letting Doc
and I join in over the years. It was a hoot.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Thank you so much. Fred.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
We appreciate you, buddy, and and Doc can't thank you
enough for everything. Man that was.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
That was something, Buddy, all right, we'll see you soon then, boys,
thank you, all right, thank you. Good morning.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
Make shows on the radio requests a bit of a
John Boy at lawn. Hudson out of Abilene, Texas says, guys,
you got to play Touchdown LSU. Before he signed off,
bul Lee's you got it, Lon hang on his next
(37:17):
good morning, it's a big shan the radio in a
very queen from Abilene, Abilene, line hundred out of Texas.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
I gotta hear this, Moore, go here go line.
Speaker 16 (37:31):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's episode Touchdown LSU.
As our story opens, Missus Woodrow Boodrew is settling into
bed at the end of a long day.
Speaker 17 (37:45):
Hey, who's Ben is levin Tarny? Turn that television off
a ConA bed? Yeah'm listener, hold up, hold up, shut that.
Speaker 18 (37:56):
Window, cut it my share, listen all that beautiful's natural
music coming him the outside.
Speaker 17 (38:01):
When you ain't gonna feel so beautifulness when you catch
that west now from all damnse Quita Boll crawling in
that hole and that big on windows screen.
Speaker 18 (38:08):
That just shows what you know, woman, I don't fix
that hole in the screen. He speaking of making some
beautiless music.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
How about you and music?
Speaker 17 (38:17):
Oh no, you better got that out there right out
of your head. And the music in Hilltilnight is gonna
be you doing a solo? Why that because of that
big bowler ko gumbo you can have for then over
that T Jones cas and Chit kitchen. You know how
that stuff give you the tooths?
Speaker 3 (38:39):
You mean like this.
Speaker 18 (38:47):
Touchdown that less u said? What my uncle y'aq used
to say that up every time he cracked off a
good and he trubbed his head, say touchdown the less you.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
That dare's a foods ball reference.
Speaker 17 (39:00):
I know what a touchdown? Here is your big dumb goober.
Speaker 18 (39:03):
Oh yeah, well maybe you recognize this. That's what they
call the extra point and that back this call LSU
seven George or nothing.
Speaker 17 (39:14):
You know, you just might be the nastiest man in
all the sat Louisiana guarantee.
Speaker 18 (39:20):
Cook be but I can showing up put some point
on the bar. Oh look out y'all. Boom boom Boodoo
is on the march again.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
Touchdown, lsu.
Speaker 17 (39:33):
So I see your uncle Jack. Ain't the last idiotponent
the boor.
Speaker 18 (39:38):
Whoa wee that Woodroo Boodro making some big tangs happening
out there in the night.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
They say he could be the next walk to Peyton
a tony door set of Josh Booty.
Speaker 17 (39:49):
Oh yeah, well say I'm on like gas is klay
to me.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
I can't believe it. That ain't gonna again. Look like
he going all the way.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
It must be halftime.
Speaker 17 (40:04):
Halftime.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
What that means?
Speaker 18 (40:06):
It may mean you've gotta switch side.
Speaker 12 (40:16):
We don't.
Speaker 16 (40:17):
You've enjoying John Boy and Billy playhouse June in again
next time when we'll hear Boodros crusty old Uncle Jacques say.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Hey, big man, let me hold it down.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
Good morning baby shows on the radio. Throw those track
for you, John Woonbillery Christmas album keywords of the bid
Box Grumpy Christmas.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
It's time for the grumpy old man.
Speaker 3 (41:16):
A cheese and pineapple.
Speaker 19 (41:20):
I'm old and I hate anything to do with Christmas.
In my day, we didn't have any big fancy mauls
to go to. If we wanted to give someone a gift,
we'd find some poor dead.
Speaker 12 (41:34):
Animal, throw solid in the snow, stick a bowl on it,
and give it to our sweetie.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
Or we go out in the barnyard.
Speaker 12 (41:43):
And get handfuls of mule dung and make a poop bunny. Hey,
look at me, I'm handing out dead animals and crack runners.
I'm a stupid jackass hop doodlely dang. And we liked
it that way. We didn't go for all that peace
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on garbage.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
On Christmas.
Speaker 12 (42:07):
We get liquored up on for minute gopher in it
and go around town beating the daylights out of the
people who.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
Screwed us over the past year.
Speaker 12 (42:18):
Then we cut their ears off and staple under the
barn door. The one with the most ears got to
sleep with the town floozy. Then we get herpes and
our privates would fall off. Hey, look at us, We're
a bunch of in a drinking floozy, humping year hot
and barbarias. Come on, help us find our winkies. Ye
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but dipperdingly do.
Speaker 3 (42:43):
And we liked it.
Speaker 12 (42:45):
We loved it, and there weren't no pretty trees sitting
in the middle of the house neither. If we wanted
to decorate something, we drag our crazy, drooling maniac spinster
air out of the root cellar and drake collard greens
and noodles over her and pray else she wouldn't have
one of her conniption fits in the middle of the
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night and kill us all by digging out our brains
with a rusty spoon and using our skulls as a
soup bowl. Hey, lookie here, we're a bunch of bass
ackwards hay seeds decorating our looney kin. And when she
kills us, we're gonna go straight to hell. Oh happy day.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
We're morons, and we liked it.
Speaker 12 (43:30):
But we did have sandy claws until the air that
stupid tubber guts dried shimmying down the chimney we're in
that fuzzy suit of here's burst into flames.
Speaker 3 (43:41):
By the time he hit the ground, he was like
a human torch.
Speaker 12 (43:45):
We chased him halfway across the county, pelting him with
rocks and manure, taking bits on when he'd fall, And
when we were dragging his charred corpse back to the.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
House, we saw them reindeer on the roof.
Speaker 12 (43:58):
We bashed him in the head with a show and
filled the freezer with venison, and then we buried Sandy.
And that's layout back, so we wouldn't have to spend
the rest of our lives in the jug playing house
with a four hundred pound bruise.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
Poopti wingle Wangle.
Speaker 12 (44:14):
We're crazy, Sandy burning backwoods maniacs. We bobbycued Father Christmas
and Friday's reindeer. We should hang long live stupidity.
Speaker 3 (44:26):
And we liked it.
Speaker 1 (44:28):
We loved it.
Speaker 12 (44:30):
Ah jigglely janglely Christmas steaks, Uh.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Merry Christmas.
Speaker 3 (44:38):
Right back as you.
Speaker 16 (44:41):
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it
Puts a camera on me, I act like an idiot.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Well, because you're an idiot.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
You see why I hate him?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Swik at that tent.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Alright, well, let's go ahead play high game Beat the Blonde.
Let's meet our contestant. We got Stanley from oscar Loosa, Iowa.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Good morning, Stanley.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
Her morning's older and you know what.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
How mad it is. I'm glad you're hit in the
warmth here.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
In the shadow of Beat the Blonde. Oh no, don't
have a little microphone. But this has never happened to
me before.
Speaker 6 (01:03):
When stay were it's supposed to.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
There you go, all right, Stanley, glad you hear buddy.
You know what we're gonna do. Ask tighter some questions.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
You agree or disagree with her answer, Get two bells
before two buzzers, and you win. Okay, Tyler. If you
were watching TV back in nineteen eighty eight, you might
remember a certain fast food chain making a really big
deal out of becoming the first offer free soda refills.
(01:31):
Which fast food chain was it?
Speaker 6 (01:34):
If my memory serves me correct, because I think I
was like five years old time. Oh stope, why that
was Burger King? The King made it happen.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Burger King, by the way, that they got some SpongeBob
meal deals stick.
Speaker 7 (01:50):
We got to.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Remember to take Maddie.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Does Maddie know Yeah, I'll tell you myself my tip
to switch.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Don't worry taking about this cheeseburger. Hello, back over here, now,
what was your answer to you.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Quickly regretting.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
They want to retire? We're talking about in the middle
of the conversation, Stanley, do you agree or disagree with
burger King first off?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Or soda refill.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Dud?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Don't think, don't name, just.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Throw I agree. There's a bunch of them out there
on the right one.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
No taco bell.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Taco bell was all right? All right, well let's say
we can get a bell right here, a tater. Australians
call them whipper snippers. What do Americans call them?
Speaker 6 (02:56):
Whipper snappers?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Whippers snippers?
Speaker 6 (03:02):
What are whipper snippers? Whipper snippers are your hair clippers?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Whipper snippers are your hair clippers? Rhymes?
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Stanley? Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Are you awake there?
Speaker 8 (03:17):
You are?
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (03:20):
I am just a game whippers snippers? I know it's
the games.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Oh yeah, we don't know. Yeah, weed whackers?
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Weed whackers is what whipper snippers are how about that?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Okay, here you go, standy. You got a battle.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
It was pretty painful, but you did get so now
I gotta fun.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
On to the last question.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
According to a twenty twenty four study of natural body
odor sense, recently, toddlers have a distinctive flower like odor.
That's why I like sniffing kids head. You better stop
doing that. Well, so what did they say? Teenagers smelled like, no,
we have we have joyful all right, little toddlers flour
(04:20):
like odor. Teenagers smell like a chicken, soup, b stinky cheese,
or c boiled eggs. What wait a minute, Stanley, thanks,
he's give me a minute, Stanley, hold on, you're still
(04:44):
working over there all the time.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
You've kind of milked your part.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
Now you're trying to jump in there and boiled eggs.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Boiled eggs is what Tater says.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Teenagers smell like Stanley, agree or disagree, and.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
It is a great aste.
Speaker 8 (05:00):
My like chicken too.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
So you did you say disagree? Yes, yes he did. Yeah,
it's stinky cheese, by the way, And cause you were wondering, okay, Stanley, stick,
(05:23):
would you go over there?
Speaker 10 (05:26):
Stanley, you hang on, buddy, You got your big old
blue EMU prize, but you stay tucked in oscar loosa
ise and keep waring.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Buddy, Can I say something tell you?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Well?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Go ahead, all right, I've.
Speaker 8 (05:43):
Been listening to you guys for twenty some years. I've
won wordy Word four times, and.
Speaker 9 (05:48):
You threw this off on me with this weird ass game.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Okay, he wanted to play wardy Word obviously was protesting
so quick on his Thank.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
God, buddy, Well, we appreciate you, man, Thank.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
You, Mark your retire man, you retire.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
We appreciate you, my boy.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
All you know, you know the drill hang on with Jackie.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Jackie under Stanley's information. How old are you he said?
Twenty two?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
No, woman who's been listening twenty five years, twenty six
saying I'm kidding.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
Your brother, Thank you, appreciation, Good morning.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
The big show is on the Wady Hold. Another chance
to join the winners is coming up.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
First.
Speaker 7 (07:15):
Robert D.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Raverer spent Christmas in Germany, both West and East, soon
after the Berlin Wall went down, and he remembers it well.
Speaker 11 (07:25):
I got news releases from the Berlin Germany Tourist Office.
They keep me up to date on what's going on there.
The one today tells about the Yule Tide season offers
a wide variety of events and celebrations for visitors and Berliners.
Berlin is home to a variety of Christmas affairs, so
I decided to spend my Christmas there visit some friends
(07:48):
on their farm near Munich. I've been to Berlin several
times while the Berlin Wall was still up, So the
year after the war came down, which was let's see
November eighth, nineteen eighty nine, I figured I'd spend a
week in Berlin and use that rio pass to make
daily trips to some of the cities and towns that
I couldn't visit when they were in Verbolten territory, places
(08:12):
like Leipstick President Lots of memorable stories about those two
weeks in Germany. The one was in Berlin, walking the
main street of the First and Dam on a cold
December night, I saw a sign that said Irish coffee
two blocks up and to the left, so, wanting to
help with the chill, wanting to see what Irish coffee
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was like in Germany, because I knew that it originated
at the Cafe Buena Vista and San Francisco. I walked there,
nice place, big restaurant bar, but there was a sign
on the door that said close tonight, private party. I
could see the place was jumping, so well, I just
went ahead and jumped in. I was in a three
piece blue pin striped suit, so fell dressed for it.
(08:54):
Lots of action in there, band up on a stage
and all girl group. I bellied up to the bar or,
an Irish coffee bartender asking good English if I was
an invited guest. I said, oh, yes, I'm with a
girl up there, singing, to which he replied, I know
you're lying, because that's the man. I looked around in
the dim light and noticed it was filled with transvestites.
(09:16):
I shrugged and started to go out, but the bartender said, no, no,
here's your Irish coffee. You'll fit in.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Have fun.
Speaker 11 (09:23):
I did that Cold Light in Berlin with Robert d Rayford.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Good morning, I got to make show on the radio.
Roll into your Thursday. Well, well god here he has
no idea. Yeah, Tyler Tainment News. I blogged it out
of my mind. Tyler dament in about twenty minutes is
right now.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Wait too.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
We hope you an adventure with my gentlemen. Gentlemen, Wow,
our very own nativity scene. I've always wanted one. Really
fits nice in the city park.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yes, very impressive, sir.
Speaker 12 (10:27):
The only problem is you should watch where you're going.
Is so should the camels.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
That reminds me it's trying to muck out the manger there,
Cadbury me.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Why don't you do it? S Hey, I'm playing Joseph.
I can't be shoveling duty. I'm gonna be handling the baby.
Speaker 12 (10:44):
Oh, nice tries. It's only a doll. Wrong again, Oh boy,
we're doing this first class. The dolls out. Oh dear,
tell me, I'm not going to use a reedal baby. No,
but I got the next best thing. Hey, there hot liquors.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Hey, riggie, right on time.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
You look great.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
I tell you.
Speaker 12 (11:04):
These huggies fit like a glove, but they don't hold
the heat worth the crap. He is a bit chatty
for the baby, Jesus, don't you think so? Well, let's
just say the price was right. Besides, he's supplying the
wise men. No relation, I take it. Hey, I don't
remember the Bible saying nothing about a fat Peguentin. The
major scene, he was right there next to the midget.
(11:24):
So where are all those wise men, ricky be? They're
on the job. It don't be along directly? Uh hate
you forgetting something.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
I didn't forget?
Speaker 12 (11:32):
Here you go a gallon thermos of hot todd is
just like I promise, that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 7 (11:47):
Who is it strong enough?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
My head went, um all can you tell?
Speaker 12 (11:52):
Hey? Didn't I see you in happy feet? I'll see here,
you half kite hate seed? All right, you too? That's
enough trying to remember what this season is all. It's
about commemorating the birth of our Lord and savior. It's
about a time for all people to praise his name
and to treat each other with the kindness, love and
respect that we should all year round. Don't you remember
(12:13):
anything from a Charlie Brown Christmas?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (12:17):
Snoopy here could dance? Oh suhs right, that's no point
to ald this. My apologies. Merry Christmas, mister shop truce
ah cease fire suits me fine, Merry Christmas. There, mister
French here take a pull off his toddy. Oh no, no, no,
not tonight. Alcohol tends to bring out my doc side.
I promised, sir I would be on my best behavior.
(12:39):
Me too, But I ain't a fanatic about it, Ricky,
What about those wise men? The cars are starting to
back up. I speak of the devil. Here they come now,
fireman on a fire truck. Wait a minute, of these
are your wise men? Bible says three strangers came from
a fire and they just did get it. I hate
(13:00):
saying za, but it is mildly amusing. Well, that was
a long way to go for a punch line. Worth
it tow an instant classic. Well, now that we've finished
with the comedy portion of the program, and shall we begin, sir?
All right place is everybody? This is gonna be great.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Whoa, whoa wo Hold on just a second. Excuse me.
Who's in charge here?
Speaker 5 (13:19):
Is that you?
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Uh? Yes, sir, I'm Joseph I mean John Boy, you
know from the Big Show.
Speaker 13 (13:24):
Uh sorry, I'm more of an NPR kind of guy.
Speaker 14 (13:27):
Uh I've been a liberal. Nope, I'm standing in camel duty.
Devin CIRTI is my name. I'm from the ACLU. You're
gonna have to take your little prehistoric nursery down. What
you heard me? I've got a court order right here.
Speaker 13 (13:41):
Apparently we've got a few families complaining it infringes upon
their rights.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
A few families. What about the other families, like the
ones who are waiting in line to see it.
Speaker 13 (13:51):
That is not my problem, sir. The law is the law.
Now are you gonna take it down? Or am I
going to.
Speaker 12 (13:56):
Unbelievable what seems to be the dilemma, Sirs Parkard bart
from ACL you says, we're offending people with a nativity scene. Really,
how on earth could anyone be offended by the birth
of our Lord, by the spirit of the season of Giving,
by Christmas?
Speaker 13 (14:12):
Sorry, Sport, Not everybody buys into that stuff and their
rights have to be protected.
Speaker 12 (14:18):
That stuff, oh, that stuff, as you call it, is
a very foundation for this country, sir. The founding fathers
declared this a Christian nation on its inception, and who
are you to state otherwise? You tell them can't bear
This country is in a moral and spiritual decline thanks
(14:38):
to people like you. People like you who, in the
disguise of good deeds and social justice, seek to make
the lives of the many a misery to satisfy the
persnicative whims of an intolerant few. People like you drain
the joy from everyday life in this country. Sir, that
(14:58):
was beautiful. You're like, uh batter or some whales.
Speaker 13 (15:02):
Okay, easy, there, tea baller. I don't want any trouble.
Let's just shut it down. Let's all go home, Okay, sir,
I beseech you.
Speaker 12 (15:09):
Haven't you ever wondered what it would be like to
try to make people happy? Wouldn't you just once in
your self aggrandizing, self important existence, like to make everyone
smile just once a year?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 14 (15:24):
Maybe what would I have to do?
Speaker 12 (15:26):
Just old steal. I can't believe I did that. I
can't believe you did it sober. I can't believe it's
not butter. Huh you use fake butter in these toddies.
(15:47):
I let it slide. Oh dear, what do we do
with him?
Speaker 6 (15:50):
Sir?
Speaker 12 (15:50):
Put a robe on him and stick him on a
camel good idea. This is why they call it the
most wonderful time of the year. Merry Christmas, guys, God
bless us.
Speaker 8 (16:00):
Sir.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
We got another problem.
Speaker 6 (16:03):
What now?
Speaker 2 (16:04):
I got a little excited during the fight.
Speaker 12 (16:05):
And uh, well, someone's gonna have to change my hugging fellas.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Somebody's gotta do it.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Hey, hey, good, More than everybody my Big Show family, yours,
thank you for listening, your listen news.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
What a sports coming up?
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Hello listen Ricky ba sharp Brother.
Speaker 12 (16:28):
Oh how about you pot lickers? Are listened to a
couple other pot liquors noted John boyd Billy on the
Big Show.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
You know, I just a guest star on the Playhouse.
Speaker 12 (16:39):
And the official mascot from mister Populist rest the pizza runt.
That's just the tip of the iceberg. But this note
from John Boy keep it short, shut.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Up up.
Speaker 12 (17:26):
Good.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
Thursday morning, Big Show is on the radio. Woman is
away from Taylor Tainment News. We're gonna talk some baseball
today with one of Hansoon's buds. And speaking of that,
the Tennessee baseball coach we talked about, Tony Botello, is
now the manager of the San Francisco Giants.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
O'packer's favorite team. Math he made history.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
But the first college coach to go straight to be
a major league manager. How about that man? That is awesome.
But now we got on the line Tony Garoo. He
was a trainer for the Chicago Cubs from seventy seven
to eighty six. And get this, Hanson's college trainer from
sixty eight to seventy two, so let's.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Bring him in.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Good morning, Tony from Chicago. How you doing, Buddy.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
Good morn, I'm doing good. How you doing very good?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Tony.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Good to have you man, been looking forward to this call.
So understand too that your business partner is our buddy
Bob Iyback, no stranger, the Big Show Listeners, who was
the Cubs pr guy from eighty one to eighty nine.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
So I'm kind of anxious to hear what you got
going on, Tony.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
Well, Bob and I decided there's a lot of things
that happen in the baseball world that people don't really
hear about, and we call our thing behind the Curtain,
where we tell stories about things that happen that are
not published in the newspaper and that people really don't
know about. Some of the funny things that really happened
(18:51):
when you're traveling for ten months with the Major League
baseball team.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
I know, you guys some wild stores.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
I was just hearing hands and some of his stores,
and you were right there in the middle of it, Buddy.
But hey, listen, Tony, you gotta tell me the story
about the Cubs pitcher who his wife dunk taped him
and tossed him into the closet overnight, and he pitched
that same day.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
Well, what happened was we were in San Francisco and
the picture his name was Alan Ripley was supposed to
start that day in San Francisco. Well a buck Lea's
the hotel, and our manager at the time, Lee Elia, says,
has anybody seen Grip And they said no, it wasn't
on the bus. So he called I was in the
athletic training room working on some stuff. He asked me
(19:40):
if I saw him. I said no, I haven't seen him.
So he called Bob and says, we got to find
our starting pitcher. So Bob called his room a couple
of times and nobody answered. So he decided to hop
in the cab and go back from Candlestick Park back
to the hotel in downtown San Francisco to see if
he could find him, and they called his room there.
Nobody answered, so he got secure and they went up
(20:01):
and knocked on the room. No answer, So they finally
opened the door and they heard some noise in the
closet and what had happened. Alan and his wife had
got into a big argument and she was kind of
really kind of like a biker chief kind of girl,
and it was a really tough girl and got mad
at him and taped him up and locked him in
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the closet. So it was the first time that he
had ever seen anybody. So Bob says, come on, we
got to get you back to the ballpark because you're
starting today. So he bring them back to the hotel,
back in from the hotel to the ballpark, and Lelia
asked Bob and said, as he hurt, and said now,
he said, well, he's starting today. So he ended up
(20:45):
starting the game and after about the second or third inning,
I mean, we were getting our clock clean really bad,
and he was like begging to get help to come
off and then said, nope, you're in there for the duration.
So that was a tough day for him. But that's
the kind of stuff we talk about that nobody really
knows about it. What the people know is that rich
(21:06):
just had a bad day and he got shelved pretty good.
But he people didn't realize that he was locked in
a closet for six hours, standing up with duct tape
on his hands and then beating his mouth. He couldn't move.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Your starting pit just got beat up by his wife.
I want to keep that.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Yeah, that's a twist a good stuff. Tony Garabolo, y'all,
what if you're interested in this, uh finding more info
on their business? Email Tony at TG four m e
R cub T G four M E r cub at
Comcast dot com.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Right is that?
Speaker 12 (21:45):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (21:45):
It dot nett.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
Podcast dot net. And you can also get a hold
of Bob at Bob Dunk at A O L dot com.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
All right, good stuff, all right, well, thank you Tony.
Y'all be careful and have fun on the road. Man,
that's gonna be a good time.
Speaker 5 (22:06):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
All right, buddy AI, y'all, Well, let's play I game
a wordy word.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
That's my duck tape tater.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
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Big Show dot com. Play for it ten minutes. Right now,
it's time Taman news. Here's our girl, Marcy Tayter Moran.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
So what about that.
Speaker 6 (23:05):
Rob Reiner story?
Speaker 4 (23:07):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Wow, wow, I.
Speaker 6 (23:09):
Mean it's changing every day. It's changing every day. Last
I heard that? Well, okay, So police were called to
the house by Rob's daughter rather and they said they
responded around three forty pm discovered that two deceased victims,
described by the fire department as a seventy year old
man and a sixty eight year old woman, matching Rob's
(23:31):
description and his wife's age their ages. Detective detectives from
the Robbery Homicide Division were conducting the investigation. It was
later reported to TMZ that the couple's daughter found her
parents that afternoon and that she said they were killed
by a family member after a heated argument. So the
(23:51):
police went and started looking for Nick, their son. They
did find him, they did question him and his thirty
two year old son. Rob's two year old son. Nick
has been arrested and was being held on a four
million dollars bail, according to TMC, So yeah, that is
very tough. Some other said news. If you were a
(24:13):
General hospital fan of the past, you may remember Anthony
Geary who played Luke Spencer from Luke and Law.
Speaker 11 (24:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
Yeah, that was a nighttime this jogging I watch soap Bober's.
Speaker 6 (24:24):
And after you go there, you go. Well, he has
passed away at the age of seventy eight. It was
from complications from an operation that he had had three
days before. So yeah, seventy eight. So sympathy to both families.
We send it today. Let's see moving on, let's look
(24:45):
at my paper, got moved. Taylor Swift, Oh, Taylor Swift.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
Y'all s she was breaking up with Travis Kelsey because
the Chiefs are out of the playoffs. No, no, no,
it was her fault. You say it was all right?
He played decent those just last weekend. So I'm letting
her off the hook.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Yeah, yeah, back to you.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Well now he's great.
Speaker 6 (25:07):
Okay. Lap was sideline reporting by John Barr. So, uh
swifties were locked into Disney Plus this weekend because she
dropped her first two of six episodes of the End
of an Era. Oh Good, Very Smart. It was also
on ABC over the weekend as well on Saturday Night.
(25:27):
Uh so she will drop two episodes every Friday for
the rest of this month. So it was also on
her birthday, It's my birthday and at thirteenth and she
shared she turned thirty six. And she shared her birthday
with Dick Van Dyke, who turned one hundred.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
So.
Speaker 6 (25:45):
The docu series about Taylor follows Taylor on the second
leg of last year's Eras tour. They went behind the
scenes of her romance with Kansas City Chiefs tight end
what's his neck face. They're also moments with other artists
that were there with Taylor invited by Tay join her
on stage. Sabrina Carpenter. You don't know her, but she's
very popular, ed with the Young with the Young pop
(26:06):
Gracie Abrams, who I think sounds very similar to Taylor
and Ed Sheeran. Okay. So it is now streaming on
Disney plus in the concert filmed Vancouver, the Eras Tour,
the final show now that that is also on there
and it features songs from the Tortured Poets Department. I
can't speak today that she released during the first leg
(26:29):
of her tour. I think I'm just nervous.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Maybe I'll become a swiftie.
Speaker 11 (26:39):
You know.
Speaker 6 (26:39):
I have to say I watched that and there was
a lot of behind the scenes thing to see how
her stage moved and all of the concepts that she
put to life. Is creative.
Speaker 15 (26:50):
She is, she is, and she also was in the
news she gave all of her dancers a huge bonus.
Speaker 6 (27:02):
Well, thank you, John Boy.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
It doesn't have to be millions.
Speaker 6 (27:11):
So Artemis Pile from uh, the former drummer for Lynyrd Skynyrd,
is recovering his from a surgery. His daughter posted on Facebook,
please say a little prayer for my dad. He's fine,
but he did have cancer last year and he got
it removed. Shortly afterwards, he had a massive heart attack
which he survived. Just like everything else in his life. Wow,
he survived at all. So Artemis is seventy seventy left
(27:33):
skinnered back in nineteen ninety one. Also she sent out
prayers to thirty eight special singer Donnie van Zandt, the
younger brother of the late Skinnered singer Ronnie van Zaned
and older brother and current singer Johnny van Zant. He's
been undergoing treatment for cancer, so I wanted to bring
that to your attention. And my last story was the
follow up.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
To our drunk raccoon.
Speaker 6 (27:54):
Okay, that innocent little raccoon that made headlines last month
when he broke into a liquor store in Virginia, smashed
the bottles, and then passed out drunk of the bathroom.
You know right, It's not just some little incident for
this animal. No, uh, he's a repeat offender. Really, Yes,
The Hanover County Official podcast reported that he has actually
(28:16):
had three break ins. He's been spotted rating a karate
studio and even sneaking into the DMV to munch on
snacks there, and following the liquor store incident, he was
sent to a shelter to sober up and was released
back into the wild. Yes, near the alcohol store.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
In the liquor.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
Store, I thought you man kept breaking into the liquor store. No,
different ones, different story. Get some food and yeah, and
the cops.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Have yet to get a picture of him without that mask.
Speaker 6 (28:41):
But he's a b and e, he's a breaking an
entering a fender.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
He's got a snoop full a babel.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
Thank you very much. Let's get us a winner. Let's
play worthy word on. Here we go one eight hundred
Big Show. We'll get a couple of contestants, because well,
actually we have a couple of contestants. It's gonna be awesome.
Doc Brewer, my all racing partner from back in the day,
and Fred England, old cooking boy from a long time ago. Man, good,
(29:08):
They're gonna play each other. The loser is donating to
the Mercy Chefs deal that we were talking about. Oh god,
it's gonna be fun, y'all. So this is all listen, hey, wait,
this is next. Good Morning, Big Show is on the radio.
(29:46):
Sesame Street helped raise all of us. Now it's our
turn donate this holiday season at Sesame dot org because
the world needs Sesame and Sesame needs you.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
And right now, look at.
Speaker 6 (29:58):
What we do.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
I had everybody's head.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
I buite that baddy.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
Word, not a wordy word, alright, man, meeting our contestants,
having to me two friends, two very close buds. Doc
Brewer from Moreheads City, North Carolina, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Doc, Good morning, John boy?
Speaker 11 (30:20):
Have you man?
Speaker 1 (30:21):
I am awesome?
Speaker 4 (30:23):
And what about Fred England from Tazwell, Tennessee. What's up Fred?
Speaker 7 (30:30):
Good morning, John boy?
Speaker 4 (30:33):
Hey boys? All right, I love this. Jackie said, all right,
you boys, doesn't got an idea. I want to play
wordy word before we retire. And by the way, Doc, here,
if you're gonna love this, I'm gonna have a lot
more time to spend with you.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
You still got that boat.
Speaker 6 (30:52):
Yeah, that's what I do.
Speaker 9 (30:55):
That's what I do is drive around on big boats
and watch Frednick really in Marlin.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
Awesome boy, Fred, and Fred, thank you for bringing Mercy
Chefs to our attention back a while back when when
you guys was uh were doing the deal. I can't
remember exactly how long ago that was, but you remember,
yeah right Fred.
Speaker 8 (31:17):
Nick, Yes, sir, it was thirteen months ago. We were
in western North Carolina and Johnny, they're still there today.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
How about that hurricane Helene Man, Well, that's awesome. So anyway,
the loser is going to donate some money to Mercy Chefs.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
I understeand so that's cool.
Speaker 4 (31:38):
All right, so Doc, let's have me and you be
on the team back in the racing days. You know, Man,
I was just I was just talking to somebody about
Daytona in the Goodies dashed when Man, you almost won
that thing. I there, Doc was a natural in a
race car. Of course I was too. But I don't
like to brag on myself.
Speaker 9 (31:59):
You know, Fred Nick was my gas man at the time.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
That's right, Man, Good luck Fred. That's it, buddy.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
All right, y'all, well, there's gonna be me and Doc
and Tater and Fred. Okay, let's say, oh oh hey boys,
Christmas words words dealing with Christmas. All right, all right, Doc,
let's do the first thirty seconds. You got it, range,
all right, okay, start the clock.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Now. This is the round thing you hang on your
door the rain, Yes, that's it. Uh huh. Hark the
Herald blank sings they have angels. Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
This is red and white and it looks like a
hook and you eat.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
It, dandy.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Can there you go?
Speaker 4 (32:44):
Christmas blanks burnt out on the tree. You Christmas white?
Speaker 1 (32:49):
That's it. I'm dreaming of, uh.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
White white?
Speaker 7 (32:55):
What Christmas.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Work?
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Do that wordy word?
Speaker 4 (33:02):
He stopped it the first word blank, man, that's a
five on the board. And now Tater and Fred Nick okay,
all right, you ready, Fredd, yes.
Speaker 6 (33:17):
All right? And go Ebenezer blank by humbug?
Speaker 9 (33:23):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (33:23):
Uh you live in South Oh no, never mind. Hey,
this is when they go around singing. It's called what Christmas? Blank?
Speaker 3 (33:33):
Yeah, but what is it?
Speaker 8 (33:34):
Christmas carol?
Speaker 6 (33:35):
But you're you're in the act of doing it. Let's
go blank, Oh.
Speaker 8 (33:42):
My, let's go yeah.
Speaker 6 (33:45):
Hey, you put this big red blank on top of
the present, a big red yeah.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
All right, man, that was tough caroling like that, like
you had them syllables. All right, but that was a
three on the board. Still, anybody game, it's five to
three heading in around two?
Speaker 1 (34:03):
All right, doc, are you ready?
Speaker 9 (34:06):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (34:07):
All right, start the clock? Now? Who is married to Santa.
Speaker 6 (34:14):
Paul?
Speaker 3 (34:15):
There you go?
Speaker 2 (34:16):
All right?
Speaker 4 (34:16):
This is stuff like strippers get on him, and it
gets on you old Christmas tree too, it's silver sticks
on you.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Yeah. Don't be on the nice list, I mean, bet,
don't be on this list. It's nice. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
These guys rode a camel to find the baby Jesus,
following the star how many of them?
Speaker 11 (34:40):
Three?
Speaker 4 (34:42):
God, yes it was, but that wasn't the whole the
whole deal. Well, we get hold on there. Three on
the five, it's an eight. All right, that's it going.
Now we're picking up on that last one, and Fred
and Tater needs five to tie.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Okay, six will win? Ready afraid? Ready to go?
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Buddy?
Speaker 7 (35:02):
Yes, and go?
Speaker 6 (35:04):
More than two smart males?
Speaker 8 (35:08):
Sure?
Speaker 7 (35:08):
A shepherds.
Speaker 6 (35:09):
No, they're smart. I mean shepherds are too, but that
with nothing word for smart.
Speaker 8 (35:15):
Intelligent owl.
Speaker 6 (35:18):
But that that there were three blank blank three wise men.
We're moving on. Hey, this is uh in the nutcracker.
That's what the nutcracker looks like. It looks like this,
A blank blank.
Speaker 8 (35:32):
A nutcracker.
Speaker 4 (35:33):
Yeah, hey, dog, I had to feel that you knew
you were gonna know his Fred.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
So there was three wives?
Speaker 6 (35:48):
Oh you said, yeah, but I didn't know I was
passing the toy soldier. Good grief.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Well boys, man, we appreciate y'all playing with us.
Speaker 15 (35:58):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
They can't wait to see y'all real soon. All right, man,
it's been awesome and uh mercy chef, alright, that's all right, buddy,
good man.
Speaker 8 (36:10):
It's like to give a shout out to everybody, the
Big Big Show crew family. Bless you for letting Doc
and I join in over the years. It was a hoot.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Thank you so much. Fred.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
We appreciate you, buddy, and and Doc can't thank you
enough for everything. Man that was.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
That was something, Buddy, all right, we'll see you soon then, boys,
thank you, all right, thank you. Good morning.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
Make shows on the radio requests a bit of a
John Boy at lawn. Hudson out of Abilene, Texas says, guys,
you got to play Touchdown LSU. Before he signed off,
bul Lee's you got it, Lon hang on his next
(37:17):
good morning, it's a big shan the radio in a
very queen from Abilene, Abilene, line hundred out of Texas.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
I gotta hear this, Moore, go here go line.
Speaker 16 (37:31):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's episode Touchdown LSU.
As our story opens, Missus Woodrow Boodrew is settling into
bed at the end of a long day.
Speaker 17 (37:45):
Hey, who's Ben is levin Tarny? Turn that television off
a ConA bed? Yeah'm listener, hold up, hold up, shut that.
Speaker 18 (37:56):
Window, cut it my share, listen all that beautiful's natural
music coming him the outside.
Speaker 17 (38:01):
When you ain't gonna feel so beautifulness when you catch
that west now from all damnse Quita Boll crawling in
that hole and that big on windows screen.
Speaker 18 (38:08):
That just shows what you know, woman, I don't fix
that hole in the screen. He speaking of making some
beautiless music.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
How about you and music?
Speaker 17 (38:17):
Oh no, you better got that out there right out
of your head. And the music in Hilltilnight is gonna
be you doing a solo? Why that because of that
big bowler ko gumbo you can have for then over
that T Jones cas and Chit kitchen. You know how
that stuff give you the tooths?
Speaker 3 (38:39):
You mean like this.
Speaker 18 (38:47):
Touchdown that less u said? What my uncle y'aq used
to say that up every time he cracked off a
good and he trubbed his head, say touchdown the less you.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
That dare's a foods ball reference.
Speaker 17 (39:00):
I know what a touchdown? Here is your big dumb goober.
Speaker 18 (39:03):
Oh yeah, well maybe you recognize this. That's what they
call the extra point and that back this call LSU
seven George or nothing.
Speaker 17 (39:14):
You know, you just might be the nastiest man in
all the sat Louisiana guarantee.
Speaker 18 (39:20):
Cook be but I can showing up put some point
on the bar. Oh look out y'all. Boom boom Boodoo
is on the march again.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
Touchdown, lsu.
Speaker 17 (39:33):
So I see your uncle Jack. Ain't the last idiotponent
the boor.
Speaker 18 (39:38):
Whoa wee that Woodroo Boodro making some big tangs happening
out there in the night.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
They say he could be the next walk to Peyton
a tony door set of Josh Booty.
Speaker 17 (39:49):
Oh yeah, well say I'm on like gas is klay
to me.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
I can't believe it. That ain't gonna again. Look like
he going all the way.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
It must be halftime.
Speaker 17 (40:04):
Halftime.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
What that means?
Speaker 18 (40:06):
It may mean you've gotta switch side.
Speaker 12 (40:16):
We don't.
Speaker 16 (40:17):
You've enjoying John Boy and Billy playhouse June in again
next time when we'll hear Boodros crusty old Uncle Jacques say.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Hey, big man, let me hold it down.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
Good morning baby shows on the radio. Throw those track
for you, John Woonbillery Christmas album keywords of the bid
Box Grumpy Christmas.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
It's time for the grumpy old man.
Speaker 3 (41:16):
A cheese and pineapple.
Speaker 19 (41:20):
I'm old and I hate anything to do with Christmas.
In my day, we didn't have any big fancy mauls
to go to. If we wanted to give someone a gift,
we'd find some poor dead.
Speaker 12 (41:34):
Animal, throw solid in the snow, stick a bowl on it,
and give it to our sweetie.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
Or we go out in the barnyard.
Speaker 12 (41:43):
And get handfuls of mule dung and make a poop bunny. Hey,
look at me, I'm handing out dead animals and crack runners.
I'm a stupid jackass hop doodlely dang. And we liked
it that way. We didn't go for all that peace
(42:03):
on garbage.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
On Christmas.
Speaker 12 (42:07):
We get liquored up on for minute gopher in it
and go around town beating the daylights out of the
people who.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
Screwed us over the past year.
Speaker 12 (42:18):
Then we cut their ears off and staple under the
barn door. The one with the most ears got to
sleep with the town floozy. Then we get herpes and
our privates would fall off. Hey, look at us, We're
a bunch of in a drinking floozy, humping year hot
and barbarias. Come on, help us find our winkies. Ye
(42:40):
but dipperdingly do.
Speaker 3 (42:43):
And we liked it.
Speaker 12 (42:45):
We loved it, and there weren't no pretty trees sitting
in the middle of the house neither. If we wanted
to decorate something, we drag our crazy, drooling maniac spinster
air out of the root cellar and drake collard greens
and noodles over her and pray else she wouldn't have
one of her conniption fits in the middle of the
(43:06):
night and kill us all by digging out our brains
with a rusty spoon and using our skulls as a
soup bowl. Hey, lookie here, we're a bunch of bass
ackwards hay seeds decorating our looney kin. And when she
kills us, we're gonna go straight to hell. Oh happy day.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
We're morons, and we liked it.
Speaker 12 (43:30):
But we did have sandy claws until the air that
stupid tubber guts dried shimmying down the chimney we're in
that fuzzy suit of here's burst into flames.
Speaker 3 (43:41):
By the time he hit the ground, he was like
a human torch.
Speaker 12 (43:45):
We chased him halfway across the county, pelting him with
rocks and manure, taking bits on when he'd fall, And
when we were dragging his charred corpse back to the.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
House, we saw them reindeer on the roof.
Speaker 12 (43:58):
We bashed him in the head with a show and
filled the freezer with venison, and then we buried Sandy.
And that's layout back, so we wouldn't have to spend
the rest of our lives in the jug playing house
with a four hundred pound bruise.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
Poopti wingle Wangle.
Speaker 12 (44:14):
We're crazy, Sandy burning backwoods maniacs. We bobbycued Father Christmas
and Friday's reindeer. We should hang long live stupidity.
Speaker 3 (44:26):
And we liked it.
Speaker 1 (44:28):
We loved it.
Speaker 12 (44:30):
Ah jigglely janglely Christmas steaks, Uh.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Merry Christmas.
Speaker 3 (44:38):
Right back as you.
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