December 12, 2024 • 41 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, JD’s 24-hour Stores have unwrapped their Christmas Blow Out Sale.. - Married Man contemplates his own existence.. - Comedian Joe Denim calls in from the road to talk about his Christmas song, “Yes, Dear Season”.. - Little Sammy the Jokester gets some life coaching from Tim Wilson.. - and we’ll hear the trailer for the Holiday special, “John Boy’s Chronic Lyrichosis Christmas Special”…
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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(00:22):
welcome here a comedian deer hunter Joe Denham's part. I'm
concison him right here, so we gotta get to it.
Hey Joe, good morning, buddy. Oh my bad, my bad,
my bad. Hold on, hold on, hey Joe, you there, buddy.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
It is I'm here, I'm here the man.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Okay, Well, welcome Joe. Will Randy look confused when I
said comedian deer hunter? What uh? Man? And not only that,
you have got a cool song and video. And by
the way, Big Show listeners, hang on at the bottom
of the hour, we're gonna be playing. Yes, dear season Joe.
First of all, welcome buddy. Good to have you on
(01:06):
the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Thank you guys for having me on. I've been a
long time listener. I haven't called it yet, but this
is this is my first time calling it. You guys
have a first call.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
All right, welcome, I win. You get thousands of big
show listeners to go check out your video, maybe even
a few hunting tips.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
That's I guess I'll have to wait. I'll have to
wait on the Rio Speedwagon tickets.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Oh well, so, so Joe, you uh just wrapped a
tour now of course you You've been sharing the stage
with top comedians Nate Burgotzi, uh, Dusty Slay, Old Ralphie
May And that's that's that's pretty cool man. So so now,
so tell us about what brought the sea the song
on and how that deer is a kind of a
(01:57):
double entendre if I'm using that right.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Double on tawndry And yeah, I was sitting in the
deer stand. I was having a great time, and my
phone kept going off with all these yes, dear, how
do you do list to do? And I'm like, man,
I'm trying to hunt. And I thought for a second,
I'm going to have to leave the trees dead and
probably head to a you know, a home depot or
a loser. I'm like wait a second. Deer, yes dear,
I said, I replied, yester year, and I'm like, wait
(02:21):
a second. So I switched out the E for the A,
and I turned it into yes Dear season. I'm like,
when deer Season's over, it's yes dear season again.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I admire you guys that can write songs like that
and tie it in together and really means something. Man.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Well, the first thing I did is right after that,
as I googled it to see if it's ever been
thought of, and I was shocked to think that no
one has ever put those that together like that. So
I start writing the song missed two deer. They came
up right behind me. I didn't even get a shot off.
They're trying to write an egg song.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Story.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
That is awesome. Body. Yeah, I just I just generally
eat when I'm in the in the deer's thend. Food
just tastes so much better when you're out in the woods. Wait.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I always live it out on Little Debbie uh cream,
this little cream.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, you gotta get good travel food. I go with
the rice Crispy squares my favorite.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah, those make noise, those are crunchy. I mean the
deer you probably don't see much.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Do you. They gotta be ficked where I'm hunting. I've
been watching the six point. I think it's just used
to it. You know what was that that always eating something?
You don'na mess with me? Go out here and eat
this corn.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
His hands are full.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I'll tell you what, Joe, I am gonna send you.
I'm gonna send you some happy herd attractings. Man. We've
been calling up dealing this happy herd. You can eat
like you can have snap, crackle and pop in the deer,
stand with you with a rice yell, and they'll still
come up on this happy herd. Man, It's unbelievable. And
we're coloring the hogs down at the coast with my buddy,
So you are really gonna like this? And uh, by
(04:10):
the way, the uh. The North Carolina state record was
used calling up over happy herd with the bucks still
velvet on the twelve.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I will use it, I will, I will use it
in the woods. Can you wear it to the bar?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I tell you some of us real good about that.
Honey and butterscott. Yeah, I'd use that as colonne.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yes, but nothing'll turn them on at the nothing will
turn them oft. The waffle House like some screwball.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
And I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
That we are dogging to Joe Denham comedian Deer Hunter,
and he's got the great song. We're gonna play it
at the bottom of the eyebrow to want you all
to go see the video, so uh you go to
Joedenham dot com. Of course it's on YouTube dot com
and the name is Yes, Dear season d e A R.
(05:00):
And he's playing the deer there. Come up with that
now by getting taste done while you waiting on deer
Good work there, Joe.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I love it well, thank you guys for playing it.
And I can't wait to hear it. I'm gonna I
can't wait here.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Good deal, Joe, Thank you, buddy. All right, Jackie, get
your dress there. Hang on, Jackie, we'll get your dress.
You pay attention right now. I got stuff going on
over here, buddy. All right, there's Joe Denham dot com. Okay, well,
let's play out beat the blond for the Redmax Prize bag.
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Good morning, Carl, Good morning, John boy. Welcome everybody. You
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Speaker 4 (07:11):
I'm ready to go.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Let's look at you. On a warm summer night, a
male cricket might spend hours out in the field, feverishly
trying to make beautiful music until something happens.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
What until I track them? Down and squash them.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Get on your nerves.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Get in the house. You can't.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
That's only one in the house. But what about out
in the.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Field until he finds a girl friend.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Until he finds a girl friend? Cricket out there in
the field? Lit, Carl, you agree or disagree? I'll not
agree on that one, all boy? Uh huh does sound right? Well,
let's see yeah, uh huh. Find a mate and now
shut up? Unlikely female cricket. We'll talk through the hole.
(08:04):
I know, guys. How about this.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Guy knows what you're talking about?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Get where, Carl. There's one bell. Let's get one more tainter.
You can hold your breath longer than any other creature
on earth to what are you a.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
Restroom attendant at Taco Bell?
Speaker 4 (08:23):
I tell you that right now.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
No, yeah, no, I'm not.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
I am a whale.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
You are a whale because you can hold your breath
longer than anything.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Carl.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Do you agree or disagree? I agree and agree and
you were close. Yeah some sea turtles. Sea turtles can
hold their breath up to ten hours. Wow, okay, all right,
and that was a tough one to know. Ah, here
(08:59):
we go, all right, win or lose on this let's
go to medical research. Do we now have a birth
control method that is one hundred percent effective?
Speaker 6 (09:12):
Being ugly still seems Workry.
Speaker 7 (09:18):
Say you do find that, especially someone used to be.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
No, No, we have not found one that's one hundred
percent effective.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
No, Carl, agree or disagree? I agree, and that is.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
I kind of said that with a chuckle. I expect
you to say you have eleven kids.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
They say even tide tubes and vasectomies are only about
ninety nine percent effective, meaning a one and one hundred
counter chance can still happen. I'm okay, what are you
gonn on the teams? Carl, good work, Bardie, Redmax Price back,
(10:05):
head up to boil and green for you. Oh, thank you,
John boy, You're welcome, buddy, wat a many hour and
top of your news, all right right on the other side, Yes,
dear song just don't die, buddy, Yo, know nobout it
this next Good morning and make show on the radio.
(11:03):
All right, don't Joe gonna play a song right here
is called yes dear season. You get it to Joe
Denham dot com. That's where you can uh look at
the video too. An it's pretty good video. We got
Joe working here we go, Joe Denham. Yes, dear season, man.
Speaker 8 (11:27):
I get the fever this time of the year. Off
to camp, to camel up, nice down, beer tree stand thoughts.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Guide me out on the limb.
Speaker 8 (11:37):
Yeah, when dear season's over, it's just dear season. A
kid crossbowl making my time in the woods. Last last year,
I lit a couple of shooters stroll right, hoss. Don't
mind the steed snow or they'll wind causing dear season
is over. It's yes, dear season at GUS. When we're
(11:58):
out here field it's their home box. Win is scheming.
There's the contest between us and them.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
They always win.
Speaker 8 (12:11):
Yeah, when dear season's over, it's yes, dear season again.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
You allanna want new curtains and bathroom todd heading ground
pool with the.
Speaker 8 (12:27):
Ten foot slide, the pattio decks, the pro check's never end. Yeah,
when dear Season's over, it's yes, near season again. Her
honey news be a couple of acres along a check
my trail camps where all my hunting buddy's gone.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Ain't seen hiding her her hair at the big bash.
Speaker 8 (12:53):
Pro probably picking out pain at the home need poo.
Not a cent real tree hands up down calls. When
deer season's over, it's yes, near season again.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
When we're out here field.
Speaker 8 (13:19):
And streaming their whole box, winding and scheming, it's geame
tween us is now?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Can we never ever win?
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (13:31):
When dear season's over, it's he is near season again.
I'll be pretty hard to fight for a while, but
pretty soon there will be no place to hide, no
chance just sitting down and bend on in calling. Deer
season's over, It's yes, near season. When deer season's over,
it's yes, near season again. After the hunting girls always
(13:55):
get what they want, and they know as boys always
came in big rats on the wall, a lot to
do before next fall, banging big bucks, meet some more
big bucks.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
We're gonna have to spend.
Speaker 8 (14:09):
Yeah, when their season is over, it's yes, dear season again.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
I think I hear one coming.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Now, good morn man.
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Speaker 1 (15:12):
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Speaker 1 (15:24):
Yes, Kamalo was defeated, and defeated soundly.
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Mora Well, I appreciate you, Thank you, John Ball.
Speaker 6 (20:33):
So this week Netflix is premiering the Jamie Fox special
What Happened Was and the details about it are are
hard to find, but Jamie apparently sets the record straight
about his medical complications that he suffered in the spring
of twenty three. If you recall, he spent twenty days
in a coma, and he said his daughter Corin played
(20:53):
the guitar for him daily and that he claims that
he could hear the music while in a coma, and
he credits her for waking him up out of that
coma three week coma. So, during the taping of the
show in October, he went in depth about a lot
of different things and had audience participation. He said that
he was literally moments away from death. And in this
special he speaks about waking up in the hospital. He
(21:15):
says he thought he just passed out for a second,
but he realized it had been three weeks. So to
him it was like I'm out, I'm back, and it
was three weeks past, but.
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He heard music.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (21:28):
Taylor Swift returned as expected, at the top of the
album chart this week. The Tortured Poet's Department has now
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Speaker 7 (21:44):
So as he was up there, she just.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
Wasn't consecutive six weeks in a row in a run o.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Whiz, all right.
Speaker 6 (21:50):
But the big shocker is, according to Billboard magazine, is
that quite all right? Is that Bing Crosby returned to
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thanks to his ultimate Christmas album.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
And he never thought that was going anywhere recorded and
he said, wow, you don't need to keep that.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
That ain't goingwhere it would be going Mary before.
Speaker 6 (22:13):
The US Travel Association Association Yes estimates that Swifties spent
five billion dollars to attend the Era's tour, including travel expenses,
meals and merchandise, perhaps as much as ten billion when
you factor in the non ticket holders who congregated outside
the stadiums, just taking the experience. There's a lot of
photos online that you can watch videos that of mass
(22:38):
amount of people outside of the stadium just watching the
lights and listening from them up on hills and all
around the stadium and stuff.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
For who listening to Taylor.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Taylor, I don't think I've heard of her.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Yeah, she's pretty popular. Down popular, dude, So she's so popular.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
How popular?
Speaker 6 (22:57):
Hallmark and the mayor of Kansas City are celebrating the
ratings victory because more people watched Holiday touchdown a chief's
love story than five prime time college football games.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Wow, heard that right.
Speaker 6 (23:09):
According to the Kansas City Star, Uh, tight end Travis
Kelcey is dating Randy, He's dating a singer called Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
He plays football.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Yeah, he's not just a tight end. He plays the
position of.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Her over the game because we were.
Speaker 6 (23:27):
Well, you know why, because she was finishing up her
eras tour in Vancouver. Sunday night was the last night
for that show and the show is closed.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
I don't dick, I find I don't think she's there,
goes the camera shot.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Yeah, you know she was. She was I was working
saying goodbye and and it was the end of it.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
You know, him back home, getting that kitchen, give me
something game. Yeah, all right, ladies, take a deep breath.
I'm counting. I'm counting, hey, theme and I go through
(24:06):
that country. How about that?
Speaker 6 (24:09):
Alark is a scheduled do an encore presentation of The
of the Chief's Love Story this Saturday.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Let's take that and again and again.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
There's people that care, John boy, I'm speaking to them
right now and again on Christmas morning.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Oh oh good.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
You don't even know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Swift fail. You know, it's not really about Kansas City Stadium.
Speaker 6 (24:34):
Taylor.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Everything she touches turns to go.
Speaker 6 (24:39):
And Time magazine has revealed its shortlist for the twenty
twenty fourth Person of the Year.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
Do you want to know?
Speaker 6 (24:45):
Contenders are Vice President Kamala Harris, Princess Kate Middleton, Elon Musk,
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin You.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
Now, I don't know that person. Don't know that person.
Federal Reserve Jerome Palell, podcaster Joe Rogan, oh.
Speaker 6 (25:07):
Mexican President Claudia Shine bomb Uh and President Elect Donald.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
Trump well as Mark Zuckerberg are all contenders.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Your name.
Speaker 6 (25:20):
And I don't know if you knew this, but last
year's Person of the Year was Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
All right, we'll good word maybe thank you so much
when I report, we'll come home. Let's get us a winner.
Let's play wordy word. Here we go one eight hundred,
Big show. We'll get a couple of contestants saying play next.
(26:05):
Good morning, Alison, big show on the radio. You're going
to do your Thursday December.
Speaker 5 (26:11):
The touring on.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Oh, there's a little weird beat an then, well, let's play.
I had everybody's head about the bed the game. I'm
wordy word. That a worthy word. Let's meet our contestants.
We got James from Andersonville, Georgia. Good morning, James, Good
morning on the buddy. And we got Rich from Wheeling,
West Virginia. Good morning, Rich, good morning, Good morning. Alright boys, Rich,
(26:37):
that's James down to Georgia. James, that's rich on West Virginia.
I'll say hey and come out warding. Hey, al right,
here we go boys, welcome. All right, Rich, it'll be
you and Taylor on one team, me and James on
the other. So we'll give you all something to shoot. James,
let's go with our first thirty seconds are you ready, buddy,
(26:59):
I'm ready, all right, start the clock now, I'm mad,
I'm angry. Yes, uh huh. Moses wrote the Ten Commandments
on one on two of these. Yeah, but what what
did he call it? That's also yeah, that's it. That's it.
The opposite of wet is yes. Uh huh oh. This
(27:23):
is something you look at in a book and it's
like it's a word that's like a school word or something.
I don't even know what hall to explain it, so
I'll just keep going.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
What did he say?
Speaker 1 (27:37):
What'd you say?
Speaker 3 (27:38):
James?
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Okay, my bad, my bad? You put a three on
the board. You worked with what I gave you. Let's
see what Tator and Rich can do, all right, Taytor's
had time to think about this hard word, all right,
Ritchie ready, yep and go okay.
Speaker 6 (27:54):
Another name for note cards they made you write on
them in school, No, the car cards. The note cards
are called blank cards. It's also the beginning Yes in DEGs.
The opposite of death is lead a good yes.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (28:12):
You might make a necklace out of these rosary blanks. Yes,
you might pop a wheelie off of one of these.
You make them as a kid, and you jump, you jump, yes, wow.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Look at that ramp at the buzzer. They're rich a
four score to take the lead by one. All right,
James were still alive, buddy? Are you ready? Yes? All right,
we got a brand new word. Here we go, start
the clock. Now. Women use us on their head hair blank?
(28:47):
No you you you blank it. You push down the
button and the hair blank? Hair blank?
Speaker 3 (28:53):
So what do move? So it not move?
Speaker 1 (28:56):
So your hair nut move? Use a bunch of hair?
What in the candy in the can you press a button?
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Can?
Speaker 6 (29:04):
No?
Speaker 7 (29:06):
What?
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:07):
What what do you putting on your hot dog? Beside?
Catch up? It's yellow?
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Yeah, all right, pizzas is from this I gotta laugh.
Just suffuse was burning and then stupidity excluded uh two
on the three dog gold hair spray. All right, that
(29:34):
was gonna be easy, all right, So what's the deal here?
Rich and tator one will tie two will win? Okay, okay,
ready to go.
Speaker 6 (29:46):
Olive garden serves this kind of food. Yes, you you
you hurt your arm and you have you might have
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Bill Embury out of Austin, Texas. Let's see what will
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Get a little something from Tim coming up next. Yeah
(31:35):
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would you like to give U let you fledgling?
Speaker 5 (32:03):
Do you want me to try to be here? Mercer?
Tell the young lad the.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Truth both if possible.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
Okay, here's the truth. Here's the truth.
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at a dollar in somewhere. Well, well, you've never been divorced.
(32:32):
You never woman yelling at you over the phone. Okay,
you're five years old. Sam, This is as good as
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After you do this.
Speaker 11 (32:45):
Timmy actually has stayed at a dollar in before.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Now.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
Sam. Here, here's what I want you to look at.
Look at me.
Speaker 10 (32:53):
Okay, I'm only twelve, Slam. Do you see how I
don't have any hair on the top of my head?
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Up here?
Speaker 10 (33:04):
See how my sideburns are gray. They're even grayer than
your daddy, and he's older than me. Don't be a comedian.
That's what I'm telling you.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Don't do it.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
Women don't like comedian.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Here's what you do.
Speaker 10 (33:17):
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like a girl that he plays the drums. He plays
the drums. Girls love men who play the drums. Don't
tell these jokes. Sit over there and beat on the table. Now,
that's what I'm That's seriously what I'm trying to tell
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Speaker 5 (33:44):
Here's what you do.
Speaker 10 (33:47):
Don't ever go to New York, go to LA because
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Speaker 5 (33:54):
I ain't getting a sun tap right right.
Speaker 10 (33:58):
Be always make up jokes that will make women laugh.
If you can make women laugh, their date will laugh
with them. If you do like I do and you
only aim at men, half the crowd will think that
you suck.
Speaker 5 (34:14):
So don't do what I do. And that's basically what
I'm telling you. Now, get up there and give us
a tight five, Give us a tight five, and try
to keep it clean.
Speaker 10 (34:25):
And don't do anything about George Bush because I've got
five minutes of stuff I'm doing about if you sing
a song called first Baptist, barn and grillaw key.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
How many comedians does it take to change the light bulb?
Speaker 5 (34:38):
Five? One to do it, four to go? How long
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do it.
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Be a drummer, be a musician, be an actor, be
a model, guarantee, okay, shave your back and be a model.
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You listen to Uncle John Boy. All right, Yeah, that's
the first time you'll ever hear that. All right, little
Sam the jokester, tell us some jokes.
Speaker 12 (35:04):
Sam, Okay, here's the first one. There was this man
on the highway and the couple of them ever said,
you're driving nine miles an hour. I haven't been out
in an hour.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
I'm telling you.
Speaker 5 (35:20):
If you put a hat on the kid, he'd look
like Rodney carry.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
That you got.
Speaker 12 (35:29):
Okay. There was this performer performing in a show at
old Folks Home and one of the lades was looking
down at the floor of the whole time. And then
after the show, of them you just went to the
lanes that you didn't seem to enjoy the show. You
know who I am? Nobody. If you got a nice
nurse up front, you'll tell you who you are.
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Tim, Are you writing any of these days?
Speaker 5 (36:00):
The kid's got good delivery. He's actually got a better vocabulary.
Speaker 7 (36:04):
Than you do well.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Most five year olds too well, he said.
Speaker 5 (36:08):
Old folks home John would have went with nursing homes.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
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Speaker 7 (36:16):
Okay.
Speaker 12 (36:18):
My dad went to Day's restaurant. The food was terrible.
Gave the way of the bill, he said, like, compliments
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Speaker 5 (36:34):
Tell him it's a way home now. Compliments to the photographer.
He made the food look good.
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Men. Yeah, the pictures on the menu.
Speaker 5 (36:46):
Very funny.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Don't get no better than this and that.
Speaker 11 (36:54):
And by the way, that's another tip, Sam, don't go
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welcome here a comedian deer hunter Joe Denham's part. I'm
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Hey Joe, good morning, buddy. Oh my bad, my bad,
my bad. Hold on, hold on, hey Joe, you there, buddy.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
It is I'm here, I'm here the man.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Okay, Well, welcome Joe. Will Randy look confused when I
said comedian deer hunter? What uh? Man? And not only that,
you have got a cool song and video. And by
the way, Big Show listeners, hang on at the bottom
of the hour, we're gonna be playing. Yes, dear season Joe.
First of all, welcome buddy. Good to have you on
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the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Thank you guys for having me on. I've been a
long time listener. I haven't called it yet, but this
is this is my first time calling it. You guys
have a first call.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
All right, welcome, I win. You get thousands of big
show listeners to go check out your video, maybe even
a few hunting tips.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
That's I guess I'll have to wait. I'll have to
wait on the Rio Speedwagon tickets.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Oh well, so, so Joe, you uh just wrapped a
tour now of course you You've been sharing the stage
with top comedians Nate Burgotzi, uh, Dusty Slay, Old Ralphie
May And that's that's that's pretty cool man. So so now,
so tell us about what brought the sea the song
on and how that deer is a kind of a
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double entendre if I'm using that right.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Double on tawndry And yeah, I was sitting in the
deer stand. I was having a great time, and my
phone kept going off with all these yes, dear, how
do you do list to do? And I'm like, man,
I'm trying to hunt. And I thought for a second,
I'm going to have to leave the trees dead and
probably head to a you know, a home depot or
a loser. I'm like wait a second. Deer, yes dear,
I said, I replied, yester year, and I'm like, wait
(02:21):
a second. So I switched out the E for the A,
and I turned it into yes Dear season. I'm like,
when deer Season's over, it's yes dear season again.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I admire you guys that can write songs like that
and tie it in together and really means something. Man.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Well, the first thing I did is right after that,
as I googled it to see if it's ever been
thought of, and I was shocked to think that no
one has ever put those that together like that. So
I start writing the song missed two deer. They came
up right behind me. I didn't even get a shot off.
They're trying to write an egg song.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Story.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
That is awesome. Body. Yeah, I just I just generally
eat when I'm in the in the deer's thend. Food
just tastes so much better when you're out in the woods. Wait.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I always live it out on Little Debbie uh cream,
this little cream.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, you gotta get good travel food. I go with
the rice Crispy squares my favorite.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah, those make noise, those are crunchy. I mean the
deer you probably don't see much.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Do you. They gotta be ficked where I'm hunting. I've
been watching the six point. I think it's just used
to it. You know what was that that always eating something?
You don'na mess with me? Go out here and eat
this corn.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
His hands are full.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I'll tell you what, Joe, I am gonna send you.
I'm gonna send you some happy herd attractings. Man. We've
been calling up dealing this happy herd. You can eat
like you can have snap, crackle and pop in the deer,
stand with you with a rice yell, and they'll still
come up on this happy herd. Man, It's unbelievable. And
we're coloring the hogs down at the coast with my buddy,
So you are really gonna like this? And uh, by
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the way, the uh. The North Carolina state record was
used calling up over happy herd with the bucks still
velvet on the twelve.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I will use it, I will, I will use it
in the woods. Can you wear it to the bar?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I tell you some of us real good about that.
Honey and butterscott. Yeah, I'd use that as colonne.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yes, but nothing'll turn them on at the nothing will
turn them oft. The waffle House like some screwball.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
And I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
That we are dogging to Joe Denham comedian Deer Hunter,
and he's got the great song. We're gonna play it
at the bottom of the eyebrow to want you all
to go see the video, so uh you go to
Joedenham dot com. Of course it's on YouTube dot com
and the name is Yes, Dear season d e A R.
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And he's playing the deer there. Come up with that
now by getting taste done while you waiting on deer
Good work there, Joe.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I love it well, thank you guys for playing it.
And I can't wait to hear it. I'm gonna I
can't wait here.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Good deal, Joe, Thank you, buddy. All right, Jackie, get
your dress there. Hang on, Jackie, we'll get your dress.
You pay attention right now. I got stuff going on
over here, buddy. All right, there's Joe Denham dot com. Okay, well,
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John boy, You're welcome, buddy, wat a many hour and
top of your news, all right right on the other side, Yes,
dear song just don't die, buddy, Yo, know nobout it
this next Good morning and make show on the radio.
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All right, don't Joe gonna play a song right here
is called yes dear season. You get it to Joe
Denham dot com. That's where you can uh look at
the video too. An it's pretty good video. We got
Joe working here we go, Joe Denham. Yes, dear season, man.
Speaker 8 (11:27):
I get the fever this time of the year. Off
to camp, to camel up, nice down, beer tree stand thoughts.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Guide me out on the limb.
Speaker 8 (11:37):
Yeah, when dear season's over, it's just dear season. A
kid crossbowl making my time in the woods. Last last year,
I lit a couple of shooters stroll right, hoss. Don't
mind the steed snow or they'll wind causing dear season
is over. It's yes, dear season at GUS. When we're
(11:58):
out here field it's their home box. Win is scheming.
There's the contest between us and them.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
They always win.
Speaker 8 (12:11):
Yeah, when dear season's over, it's yes, dear season again.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
You allanna want new curtains and bathroom todd heading ground
pool with the.
Speaker 8 (12:27):
Ten foot slide, the pattio decks, the pro check's never end. Yeah,
when dear Season's over, it's yes, near season again. Her
honey news be a couple of acres along a check
my trail camps where all my hunting buddy's gone.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Ain't seen hiding her her hair at the big bash.
Speaker 8 (12:53):
Pro probably picking out pain at the home need poo.
Not a cent real tree hands up down calls. When
deer season's over, it's yes, near season again.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
When we're out here field.
Speaker 8 (13:19):
And streaming their whole box, winding and scheming, it's geame
tween us is now?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Can we never ever win?
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (13:31):
When dear season's over, it's he is near season again.
I'll be pretty hard to fight for a while, but
pretty soon there will be no place to hide, no
chance just sitting down and bend on in calling. Deer
season's over, It's yes, near season. When deer season's over,
it's yes, near season again. After the hunting girls always
(13:55):
get what they want, and they know as boys always
came in big rats on the wall, a lot to
do before next fall, banging big bucks, meet some more
big bucks.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
We're gonna have to spend.
Speaker 8 (14:09):
Yeah, when their season is over, it's yes, dear season again.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
I think I hear one coming.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
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Speaker 4 (20:27):
Mora Well, I appreciate you, Thank you, John Ball.
Speaker 6 (20:33):
So this week Netflix is premiering the Jamie Fox special
What Happened Was and the details about it are are
hard to find, but Jamie apparently sets the record straight
about his medical complications that he suffered in the spring
of twenty three. If you recall, he spent twenty days
in a coma, and he said his daughter Corin played
(20:53):
the guitar for him daily and that he claims that
he could hear the music while in a coma, and
he credits her for waking him up out of that
coma three week coma. So, during the taping of the
show in October, he went in depth about a lot
of different things and had audience participation. He said that
he was literally moments away from death. And in this
special he speaks about waking up in the hospital. He
(21:15):
says he thought he just passed out for a second,
but he realized it had been three weeks. So to
him it was like I'm out, I'm back, and it
was three weeks past, but.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
He heard music.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (21:28):
Taylor Swift returned as expected, at the top of the
album chart this week. The Tortured Poet's Department has now
reigned for sixteen non consecutive weeks sixty nine or sixteen
non consecutive weeks, non non consecutive weeks.
Speaker 7 (21:44):
So as he was up there, she just.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
Wasn't consecutive six weeks in a row in a run o.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Whiz, all right.
Speaker 6 (21:50):
But the big shocker is, according to Billboard magazine, is
that quite all right? Is that Bing Crosby returned to
the top ten more than forty seven years after his death,
thanks to his ultimate Christmas album.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
And he never thought that was going anywhere recorded and
he said, wow, you don't need to keep that.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
That ain't goingwhere it would be going Mary before.
Speaker 6 (22:13):
The US Travel Association Association Yes estimates that Swifties spent
five billion dollars to attend the Era's tour, including travel expenses,
meals and merchandise, perhaps as much as ten billion when
you factor in the non ticket holders who congregated outside
the stadiums, just taking the experience. There's a lot of
photos online that you can watch videos that of mass
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amount of people outside of the stadium just watching the
lights and listening from them up on hills and all
around the stadium and stuff.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
For who listening to Taylor.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Taylor, I don't think I've heard of her.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Yeah, she's pretty popular. Down popular, dude, So she's so popular.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
How popular?
Speaker 6 (22:57):
Hallmark and the mayor of Kansas City are celebrating the
ratings victory because more people watched Holiday touchdown a chief's
love story than five prime time college football games.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Wow, heard that right.
Speaker 6 (23:09):
According to the Kansas City Star, Uh, tight end Travis
Kelcey is dating Randy, He's dating a singer called Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
He plays football.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Yeah, he's not just a tight end. He plays the
position of.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Her over the game because we were.
Speaker 6 (23:27):
Well, you know why, because she was finishing up her
eras tour in Vancouver. Sunday night was the last night
for that show and the show is closed.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
I don't dick, I find I don't think she's there,
goes the camera shot.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Yeah, you know she was. She was I was working
saying goodbye and and it was the end of it.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
You know, him back home, getting that kitchen, give me
something game. Yeah, all right, ladies, take a deep breath.
I'm counting. I'm counting, hey, theme and I go through
(24:06):
that country. How about that?
Speaker 6 (24:09):
Alark is a scheduled do an encore presentation of The
of the Chief's Love Story this Saturday.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Let's take that and again and again.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
There's people that care, John boy, I'm speaking to them
right now and again on Christmas morning.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Oh oh good.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
You don't even know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Swift fail. You know, it's not really about Kansas City Stadium.
Speaker 6 (24:34):
Taylor.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Everything she touches turns to go.
Speaker 6 (24:39):
And Time magazine has revealed its shortlist for the twenty
twenty fourth Person of the Year.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
Do you want to know?
Speaker 6 (24:45):
Contenders are Vice President Kamala Harris, Princess Kate Middleton, Elon Musk,
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin You.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
Now, I don't know that person. Don't know that person.
Federal Reserve Jerome Palell, podcaster Joe Rogan, oh.
Speaker 6 (25:07):
Mexican President Claudia Shine bomb Uh and President Elect Donald.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
Trump well as Mark Zuckerberg are all contenders.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Your name.
Speaker 6 (25:20):
And I don't know if you knew this, but last
year's Person of the Year was Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
All right, we'll good word maybe thank you so much
when I report, we'll come home. Let's get us a winner.
Let's play wordy word. Here we go one eight hundred,
Big show. We'll get a couple of contestants saying play next.
(26:05):
Good morning, Alison, big show on the radio. You're going
to do your Thursday December.
Speaker 5 (26:11):
The touring on.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Oh, there's a little weird beat an then, well, let's play.
I had everybody's head about the bed the game. I'm
wordy word. That a worthy word. Let's meet our contestants.
We got James from Andersonville, Georgia. Good morning, James, Good
morning on the buddy. And we got Rich from Wheeling,
West Virginia. Good morning, Rich, good morning, Good morning. Alright boys, Rich,
(26:37):
that's James down to Georgia. James, that's rich on West Virginia.
I'll say hey and come out warding. Hey, al right,
here we go boys, welcome. All right, Rich, it'll be
you and Taylor on one team, me and James on
the other. So we'll give you all something to shoot. James,
let's go with our first thirty seconds are you ready, buddy,
(26:59):
I'm ready, all right, start the clock now, I'm mad,
I'm angry. Yes, uh huh. Moses wrote the Ten Commandments
on one on two of these. Yeah, but what what
did he call it? That's also yeah, that's it. That's it.
The opposite of wet is yes. Uh huh oh. This
(27:23):
is something you look at in a book and it's
like it's a word that's like a school word or something.
I don't even know what hall to explain it, so
I'll just keep going.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
What did he say?
Speaker 1 (27:37):
What'd you say?
Speaker 3 (27:38):
James?
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Okay, my bad, my bad? You put a three on
the board. You worked with what I gave you. Let's
see what Tator and Rich can do, all right, Taytor's
had time to think about this hard word, all right,
Ritchie ready, yep and go okay.
Speaker 6 (27:54):
Another name for note cards they made you write on
them in school, No, the car cards. The note cards
are called blank cards. It's also the beginning Yes in DEGs.
The opposite of death is lead a good yes.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (28:12):
You might make a necklace out of these rosary blanks. Yes,
you might pop a wheelie off of one of these.
You make them as a kid, and you jump, you jump, yes, wow.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Look at that ramp at the buzzer. They're rich a
four score to take the lead by one. All right,
James were still alive, buddy? Are you ready? Yes? All right,
we got a brand new word. Here we go, start
the clock. Now. Women use us on their head hair blank?
(28:47):
No you you you blank it. You push down the
button and the hair blank? Hair blank?
Speaker 3 (28:53):
So what do move? So it not move?
Speaker 1 (28:56):
So your hair nut move? Use a bunch of hair?
What in the candy in the can you press a button?
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Can?
Speaker 6 (29:04):
No?
Speaker 7 (29:06):
What?
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:07):
What what do you putting on your hot dog? Beside?
Catch up? It's yellow?
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Yeah, all right, pizzas is from this I gotta laugh.
Just suffuse was burning and then stupidity excluded uh two
on the three dog gold hair spray. All right, that
(29:34):
was gonna be easy, all right, So what's the deal here?
Rich and tator one will tie two will win? Okay, okay,
ready to go.
Speaker 6 (29:46):
Olive garden serves this kind of food. Yes, you you
you hurt your arm and you have you might have
to put it in one of these not a cast
but it yes, halloween, yeah, just our slanging.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Oh gone to James. We came up a little short, buddy.
We appreciate you playing over you try again. All right,
all right, man and George, you have a great day
and wrench. Look at you up bearing wheeling and getting
your big ls tractor hunting seasoned prize back for your victory. Congratulations.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Hey, are you got a shout out? You go ahead
our first time caller, and I'm gonna leave shot all
the corrections officers out there. You're going to hell of.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
A job, boy, rech, thank you for your service. About
to have you listening there, buddy, Thank you, buddy, hang on,
good morning. I gotta put you out on the radio.
I'm making all kind of noises doing that round. Yeah,
I didn't hear them. Get the right, I missed it.
(30:53):
All right, here we go, moving on. Big request time.
Bill Embury out of Austin, Texas. Let's see what will
says love all the stuff with Tim Wilson. You guys
are great. Really get me through my mornings. Well, thank you, Bill.
Get a little something from Tim coming up next. Yeah
(31:35):
more than that, super No, it's just his hair net.
You couldn't reach their hair spray. Alright, This request time,
Bill Embry out of Austin, Texas. Say, go Bill, Tim
(31:58):
would you like to give U let you fledgling?
Speaker 5 (32:03):
Do you want me to try to be here? Mercer?
Tell the young lad the.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Truth both if possible.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
Okay, here's the truth. Here's the truth.
Speaker 10 (32:11):
Let's put it this way, Sam, what you're about to
do is as good as it's gonna get. Your entire
reason for living being a comedian is to get to
the John, Boy and Billy show. You, sir, have never
done a show. You've never been a road animal. You
never slept in a rest area. Okay, you've never stayed
at a dollar in somewhere. Well, well, you've never been divorced.
(32:32):
You never woman yelling at you over the phone. Okay,
you're five years old. Sam, This is as good as
it's gonna get. Don't even think about telling another joke.
Speaker 5 (32:43):
After you do this.
Speaker 11 (32:45):
Timmy actually has stayed at a dollar in before.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Now.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
Sam. Here, here's what I want you to look at.
Look at me.
Speaker 10 (32:53):
Okay, I'm only twelve, Slam. Do you see how I
don't have any hair on the top of my head?
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Up here?
Speaker 10 (33:04):
See how my sideburns are gray. They're even grayer than
your daddy, and he's older than me. Don't be a comedian.
That's what I'm telling you.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Don't do it.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
Women don't like comedian.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Here's what you do.
Speaker 10 (33:17):
See that long haired man over there, the one looks
like a girl that he plays the drums. He plays
the drums. Girls love men who play the drums. Don't
tell these jokes. Sit over there and beat on the table. Now,
that's what I'm That's seriously what I'm trying to tell
(33:39):
the young lad. Okay, Now, if now you still want
to be a comedian.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
Here's what you do.
Speaker 10 (33:47):
Don't ever go to New York, go to LA because
if you're gonna sit around and suck, you might as
well have a shot at getting on TV.
Speaker 5 (33:54):
I ain't getting a sun tap right right.
Speaker 10 (33:58):
Be always make up jokes that will make women laugh.
If you can make women laugh, their date will laugh
with them. If you do like I do and you
only aim at men, half the crowd will think that
you suck.
Speaker 5 (34:14):
So don't do what I do. And that's basically what
I'm telling you. Now, get up there and give us
a tight five, Give us a tight five, and try
to keep it clean.
Speaker 10 (34:25):
And don't do anything about George Bush because I've got
five minutes of stuff I'm doing about if you sing
a song called first Baptist, barn and grillaw key.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
How many comedians does it take to change the light bulb?
Speaker 5 (34:38):
Five? One to do it, four to go? How long
has he been up there? Don't do it, Sam, don't
do it.
Speaker 10 (34:46):
Be a drummer, be a musician, be an actor, be
a model, guarantee, okay, shave your back and be a model.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
You listen to Uncle John Boy. All right, Yeah, that's
the first time you'll ever hear that. All right, little
Sam the jokester, tell us some jokes.
Speaker 12 (35:04):
Sam, Okay, here's the first one. There was this man
on the highway and the couple of them ever said,
you're driving nine miles an hour. I haven't been out
in an hour.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
I'm telling you.
Speaker 5 (35:20):
If you put a hat on the kid, he'd look
like Rodney carry.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
That you got.
Speaker 12 (35:29):
Okay. There was this performer performing in a show at
old Folks Home and one of the lades was looking
down at the floor of the whole time. And then
after the show, of them you just went to the
lanes that you didn't seem to enjoy the show. You
know who I am? Nobody. If you got a nice
nurse up front, you'll tell you who you are.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Tim, Are you writing any of these days?
Speaker 5 (36:00):
The kid's got good delivery. He's actually got a better vocabulary.
Speaker 7 (36:04):
Than you do well.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Most five year olds too well, he said.
Speaker 5 (36:08):
Old folks home John would have went with nursing homes.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Alright, zam, here's a big finish.
Speaker 7 (36:16):
Okay.
Speaker 12 (36:18):
My dad went to Day's restaurant. The food was terrible.
Gave the way of the bill, he said, like, compliments
to the photographer.
Speaker 5 (36:34):
Tell him it's a way home now. Compliments to the photographer.
He made the food look good.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Men. Yeah, the pictures on the menu.
Speaker 5 (36:46):
Very funny.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Don't get no better than this and that.
Speaker 11 (36:54):
And by the way, that's another tip, Sam, don't go
over your audience's head.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
And at the top, that's good morning. That's a big
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show on the radio. We're ready to wrap up. December
twelfth broadcast miss any other day later. John won Miller
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Speaker 1 (38:00):
Better wash up, You better not ripe, better not pile.
Speaker 7 (38:05):
I'm telling your wife, Santa Claus is going to tell.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
It's bacon and lips, chicken and Rice.
Speaker 7 (38:16):
Come to find out he's nutty, all right, Santa Claus
is going to town.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
It's these two when you're sleeping and those when you're away.
He knows if you're in bed for good, So be
good for good. Miss Blake.
Speaker 11 (38:39):
Yeah, everybody, second favorite Jolly old Elf brings you a
buttload of holiday cheer. Police knock me down, your favorite
holiday classics.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Police snack me down as only John Boy would do.
The police knock me down, So get up.
Speaker 13 (38:54):
I'm going to leave sweethearts.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
I'm gonna left you a memory Christmas. I'm gonna left
you a merry Christmas.
Speaker 7 (39:04):
I'm gonna left you a merry Christmas from the battle.
Speaker 6 (39:08):
On my home.
Speaker 11 (39:10):
He may not quite know the words, but he's definitely
got the Christmas spirit. Mule tie never shounded like this.
Speaker 13 (39:20):
Dare Dolls with balls and Harley's falling on a log
and under.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Dog Tea seasonto.
Speaker 13 (39:29):
Big trolley falling on a log and Underdog.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Don Renaldo sc barrel loaded doll.
Speaker 7 (39:41):
Roll the ancient low side barrel falling along along.
Speaker 5 (39:47):
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Wnies balk Kees.
Speaker 11 (40:09):
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We went through a Merry Chris Must. We went through
a Merry Chris Must. We went through a Merry Christmas,
and I had me two beers. We went through a
Merry Christmas. We went through a Mary Christmas. We went
through a Merry Christmas, and I had made two beers.
Good Tiny, sweet dreams to you and your kid. Get
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tiny for.
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Christmas if you're having two beers.
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