June 20, 2024 • 43 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:23):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
It will make show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Thursday, June twentieth, first day of summer on the Junior Nation.
Man's got a summer song to kick it off.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Keywords at the big boxes summer sucks.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Check it out when you hit the magshow dot com
your number time activities click out on their contest Bud.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
You can't get there, we'll call you.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
We like to play a lot of you want to do?
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Ready?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Oh right, we all ready to play Beat the Blonde.
Let's mean I can tell listen all raight out of Harlan,
Kentucky in Russell, Good morning, Russell, morning sir, Hey buddy,
welcome and you old boy Jerry come from Harlan, went
to broadcasting school together.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Hey you know Jersey, you know Jered Raylan Gibbons.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Just fine cook alright, Russell, will sir, I like it.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
There was a living it up there at Harlant.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
You he did a lot better than you did with
that education. Well, Rossell, we're gonna ask tell you some questions.
You agree or disagree? Well, he thinks he was right
or wrong at two bells for two buzzers and you win.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
So let's do it direct Marsy.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Let's go to a study conducted by Stanford University. This
smirts people who has a greater tolerance for pain?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Young people or old people?
Speaker 5 (01:58):
But I can tell you old people have no trance
for change.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
For change, yeah, like pocket change or not.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
You put the cow right side up?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
But we're talking about pain.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
I say, old people, old greater tolerance for pain.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Greater tolerance for pain?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Russell?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Do you agree or disagree? I agree with you agree
with that? And it is young people, you know, and
you think you know, we say we do, but.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
We really don't.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
We've watched.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
You know, little Sam the jokester got his master's degree
in a I Stanford University should have phoned a friend
on that one.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Maybe it's his fault. Google's screwed up.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Yeah to me, all right, Russell, that's all right, man,
one buzz who's still alive. Tater can X raise? Can
X raise hair to grow where it didn't before?
Speaker 5 (03:04):
I'm hoping not, because I just had a mammogram long
that would be fertile plant grass. No X rays do
not cause hair to grow.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
No, Russell, they do not.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
You agree or disagree what I agree?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Agree?
Speaker 6 (03:28):
No?
Speaker 3 (03:28):
And yes, sir, Yes, that's right, It actually can have
the opposite effect when you think about that.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
All right, good work.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Now we got a loast win or loss with this
one right here?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Why is he?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
According to Traveler magazine, if you're traveling across the country
on a bus, why should you have sunglasses with you?
Speaker 5 (03:50):
So? Nobody recognized your programs?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
No one to see.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Here the old grouse show boxes classes.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
But yeah, so people are less likely to, you know,
chat you up.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
So you say yes.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
I say why you know? Why should you have?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
People won't talk to you?
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Won't talk to me?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Yeah, okay, Russell? Do you agree or disagree with that?
How about you?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Russell?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
So people won't talk to you wearing sunglasses on the bus?
Do you think that is correct? I'm sorry, I'm trying
to what did y'all catch it? You must be behind
a butte.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
He agrees, agrees, so they won't talk.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
To you, that.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
The sun might be in your face, you know, sunglasses.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
For a long time.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Gotta stug quite your game didn't But if by we
got a consolation prize, you're gonna love my boy.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
It's a track phone.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
If you'll hang on, Jackie will hook you up.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
All right, man, Thank you, sir all right Russell, thank you,
great day.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Overthinking this stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Body many hour.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Top of your news.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
First day of summer. Thanks about the summer camp of.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
The kids, Well we got one you might want to
stay away from.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
My Uncle Bello.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Coming your morning reservashon radio Thursday.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Summer summer camps are out.
Speaker 7 (06:17):
I bid you welcome.
Speaker 8 (06:23):
To Uncle Baylor's Moonlight Summer Camp for kids. Wondering what
to do with the little ones this summer, trying to
pry them away from the evil clutches of social media
and island video games, longing for them to experience the
same simple joys that you did in the good old days.
(06:45):
You'll find all that and more when you bring them
to Uncle Baylor's for a two weeks all inclusive experience
of a lifetime. Located in the dark and mysterious hills
of Transylvania, North Carolina, Bailers is a unique alternative to
those typical plans pouring summer caps, leave that sunscreen at home, kids.
(07:09):
Too much sun can burn the skin, sometimes to a risk,
but the moon, the moon never hurt anyone. So all
the activities and Uncle Baala's take place at night.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Why none of your business that's why.
Speaker 8 (07:29):
Get ready for a midnight hike into the wilderness under
the light of the full moon. Using solveisticated night vision technology,
you'll see wildlife you've never seen before.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
A children of the night.
Speaker 8 (07:50):
What music they starting a fire with sticks, making cheap
jewelry of the plane, learning stupid songs, blah blah. We
do don't insult your child's intelligence here at Uncle Baylas
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classes include hypnotic mind control, shape sheeting, the Keys to
eternal life.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I'm making cookies. Everyone loves cookies.
Speaker 8 (08:27):
When the sun comes up, the lights go out, all
cameras will get some shut eye in their own individual
resting place. Our custom made fully enclosed, air conditioned bunks
with closable lids keep youngsters from engaging in hygiens and
they should be sleeping.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Co Back to Timmy.
Speaker 8 (08:55):
At Uncle Baylors, your child won't be eating any holes
or ding dogs. They'll die on delicacies prepared by chef Renfield.
Kidneys and liver, spinach and kale, prunes and raisin and
all the other foods that keep your blood cells strong.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
The blood, the blood is light.
Speaker 8 (09:22):
The only food we don't serve a steak ever, Stay
get it.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Your charge's health is important to us.
Speaker 8 (09:32):
We are the only summer camp with a nearly licensed
medical team on staff. We are located adjacent to the
Frankenstein Clinic for Reanimated Medicine. No emergency is too large
or too small. We haven't lost anyone yet, at least
not for long.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
And on the last night.
Speaker 8 (10:05):
Well Show movies outdoors on the big screen this year,
we're showing one of my favorites, Minions. They're adorable and
that the words. We will sing our steam song. By
(10:31):
Highway twenty six doors to the Transylvania exit. Turn left
on Jonathan Harker Parkway for two miles to the Van
helsing by past.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
And pull a UI. Take the next left just past
the Blood bank.
Speaker 8 (10:46):
Can follow the signs to Uncle Baylor's no cell phone,
no Wi Fi, no crosses or gony.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Now that you have learned what you have learned, tell
your friends.
Speaker 8 (11:00):
It's up the blood like supper cat for children, Judred,
I Love Judred Good.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
There's morning make shows on the radio for the desk
containertainment news. What to watch coming up that twenty minutes.
Right now, it's time for dumb crook news. Dumb crunk
story is sending from you the Make Show listeners from
all over the world. The address will follow this report
(11:54):
and today we're featuring a special Florida Man editions. A
twenty eight year old Merritt Island, Florida man called nine
one one and told dispatchers he needed to ride to
Hooters because his grandmother was having a medical emergency in
the restaurant's parking lot well. One deputy was sent to
(12:15):
pick up the man while another sped off to the
Hooters location.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Once both cops.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Were there, a three hour long granny hunt was conducted
in and around the Hooters. Eventually, the man's grandmother was
found to be safe and sound at her home, with
no medical emergency and surprisingly no recent visits to Hooters.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
There in the several moods study.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
A note, police turned their attention to the grandson, who
they lost trago during the confusion. He was later founded
a nearby Burger King where he was helping his girlfriend
with car trouble, and he was arrested for misuse of
the system. Then armless, forty six year old Miami, Florida
(13:05):
man has been charged with stabbing a tourist. The Armless Man,
who was well known by local authorities as a homeless
man who works as a street artist in Miami, where
he paints abstract pictures with his feet in exchange for
handouts from tourists. One such tourist told police he had
stopped to admire the man's work and then asking for directions.
(13:27):
The armless artists suddenly became enraged, pick up a pair
of scissors with his foot and lunged at the tourists,
stabbing him in his left arm. Police arrested thee no
arm bandit and charge him with aggravated assault tourists was
treated to release from a local hospital. A twenty four
year old West Palm Beach, Florida man and his girlfriend
(13:51):
were both accidentally ran over by a police cruiser while
the pair were laying in the road trying to watch
the lunary cliffs.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
He was a stated who was traveling around.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
A sharp left hand curve curve I was around only
five miles an hour when he ran over the pair.
At first he thought he had hit an animal, but
then discover the injured couple, who were still laying in
the road. So the couple did not sustain life threatening
injuries and were later released from a local hospital.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
I've got an animal.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
And finally, a Marion County, Florida man was caught on
police radar going three times a speed limit.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Well.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
The officer intended to pull the man over, but he
had other ideas, so he turned off his headlights and
tried out running a cop, but when that didn't go
so well, he gave up and pulled over. The CoP's
body cam shows him walking up to the vehicle saying.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Sir, do you know, dude, do you seriously have.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
An open tall boy between your legs right now the way?
The man replied, uh, yeah, you want one. Officer declined
the offer, and the rest of the man for duy yeah.
It was later found to be more than four times
over the legal limit. During his booking, cops noticed he
(15:19):
was wearing a T shirt that read, I'm the reason
the Beer's Always gone.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
If you have.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Dumb crook news, mail to dumb crook News John Boy
and Billy p O Box one nine, Charlotte and Ce
two eight two one nine, Email anybody but me at
the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 9 (15:50):
Hey Jeff Fox, really here you're listening to the John
William Billy Big Show. If they called me a redneck,
(16:18):
good no.
Speaker 10 (16:21):
Listen.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Good morn is a big Shaw on the radio man
celebrating the first day of summer on a Junior Nation
Band summer tunes.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Is it it?
Speaker 6 (16:42):
Ladies and gentlemen, The Junior Nation Band would like to
send this one out to one of our primary influences
in life, our good friend Bud Budwiser. Bud listens for
you and it.
Speaker 11 (16:57):
Goes exactly like this.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
In nineteen seventy.
Speaker 6 (17:02):
Six, we were living in the sticks, trying hard to
get our life in second gears.
Speaker 11 (17:10):
High schools behind us in college couldn't find us. That's
the summer we discovered beer. Oh ye, sounded just like that.
Speaker 6 (17:28):
Where we didn't have no money and we all looked
kind of funny. Do you might say our love life
was it dood cause it's hardness snagg acuty when you're sweaty,
hot and poody. But we always felt the love from
ice cold Bud. So we drank a couple of beers,
(17:49):
then we drank a couple of beers, then we drank
a couple of more.
Speaker 11 (17:54):
Or too long, we didn't do much thinking. We was
way too busy drinking. We just kept on drinking beers
all summer long.
Speaker 6 (18:09):
And so we caught a bunch of bass, and we
kicked a bunch of at a party.
Speaker 11 (18:20):
Until we seen the breaking down. We have heard every nail.
Speaker 6 (18:26):
I can't believe we ain't in jail because we kept
on drinking beer all summer long. First we drank a
couple of beers. Then we drank a couple of beers.
Didn't we drank a couple more before too long. We
didn't do much thinking.
Speaker 11 (18:45):
We was waiting to busy drinking.
Speaker 6 (18:47):
Drinking beers and beers and beers all summer long.
Speaker 11 (18:56):
Hagers step on up.
Speaker 6 (18:59):
Here, scrubbling out these ladies and alright, you gush.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
Now.
Speaker 6 (19:40):
Normally this is the part where our narrative.
Speaker 11 (19:42):
Tends to start going south.
Speaker 6 (19:44):
But believe it or not, listen had a happy issue.
Speaker 11 (19:50):
Now we was always hot and stink.
Speaker 6 (19:52):
You got into some hank you, thank you you with
some old drunk gowns from down and around rock Hill.
We sat tall in the saddle and we gave them
quite a battle.
Speaker 11 (20:04):
I ain't forgot them, and we probably never will.
Speaker 6 (20:12):
We drank it a couple of beers, then we drank
it a couple of beers, and they batched us.
Speaker 9 (20:17):
Beer for beer.
Speaker 6 (20:18):
The whole night long, and we all.
Speaker 11 (20:21):
Did double duty, and we finally got some booty.
Speaker 6 (20:25):
They were all of that drinking beer all summer long.
Speaker 11 (20:30):
Yeah, we drinking a couple of beers. Then we drank
a couple of beers.
Speaker 6 (20:35):
Then we'd drank it a couple.
Speaker 11 (20:36):
Of more before too long. There ain't nothing like a woman.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
But if you don't see one coming, just wrapped your
arms around a couple of beers. Just wrapped your arms
around a couple of beers. Just wrapped your arms around
a couple of beers. Wrapped your levan arms around down
the couple of bees come.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
Off red excellent.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
A hazard bush, Good morning, got a big show on
the radio coming up? We play worthy word winner gets
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Hang on play for some in minutes. It's time for
what to watch and here Marzie Tayer Moray appreciated.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
We are gonna look at the box office. From the
weekend first, and the makers of Inside Out they're probably
feeling pretty good day because they opened up at number
one with an earning of one hundred and fifty five
million dollars and apparently that's the biggest debut of the year.
In the movie Spectrum, Bad Boys, Rider Died dropped from
(22:26):
first place down to second place. Kingdom of the Planet
of the Eights climbed up from fifth to third place,
while the Garfield movie was fourth, and The Watchers came
in fifth. Al Right, so they thank you if you
were one of the contributing factors to those money lines.
All right, things come about this Friday. The Bike Riders
(22:49):
a furious drama following the rise of a fictional nineteen
sixties Midwestern motorcycle club through the lives of its members.
It is not a bike, They are on motorcycles. Tom Hardy,
Michael Shannon Jody, really weird. The Exorcism comes out. It
follows Anthony Miller, a troubled actor who begins to unravel
(23:11):
while shooting a supernatural horror film, and Kinds of Kindness
comes out. This Friday plot kept under wraps is what
I've found it. No, that's just there are kinds of Kindness.
It has Emma Stone starring Emma Stone in it and
Joe Alwyn, who was Taylor Swift's ex boyfriend. Things to stream.
(23:36):
House of the Dragon Season two is on HBO this week,
and if you are a Game of Thrones fan, this
is the prequel and they promised that season two will
have some throwdown going on, so they get some fighting
going on. Netflix has thirty for thirty June seventeenth, nineteen
ninety four, Famous State, because that's what Ojay was in
the Bronco and everyone was chasing him. So this documents
(23:59):
the events of that day. And Hulu has Brats, which,
if you remember the Brat Pack kind of like the
rat Pack, it had those all those actors from that. Well,
he wasn't as much as much as his brother Emilio
Esta does had Rob Low, he was also part of
the Brat Pack, and Andrew McCarthy. And Andrew is the
(24:22):
one who is doing the film. So Brats Rats. You're
not going to see Molly Ringwald she declined to be
interviewed in it, and you're not going to see Judd
Nelson who they were also in the Breakfast Club.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Oh so it's not like a movie is like a
document a documentary.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
It's kind of like, yes, yes, and.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
They probably all hate each other, but that was.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
The whole thing.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Actually, that was the whole thing. Yes, that they were like,
you know, they're being stereotyped. Don't put me in this group.
Emilia really didn't, you know. So there was a lot of.
Speaker 12 (24:55):
They learned to hate each other through the media, but
they hadn't talked to one another for like thirty Yes, please.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Take your check, do your little acting job, and move
on with your live.
Speaker 12 (25:05):
Molly Molly Ringwall is probably the most even tempered of
all them. I'm surprised that she said no. I mean,
she's like a normal.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
She's like, I'm just I'm still moving forward. I'm not
going back to the past. Baby, I'm moving sounds about right.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
Media gave them yeah yeah, and so yep, you can
check that out. And Randy was telling her something about it.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
There's a new Kevin Hart movie called Lift.
Speaker 12 (25:30):
It's kind of like it feels like that, oh the
movie where they have robbed the.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Casino like an Ocean's eleven.
Speaker 12 (25:38):
There you go, thank you.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
It feels like that, but but.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
It's really good.
Speaker 5 (25:43):
Guns and stuff.
Speaker 12 (25:43):
Yeah, guns and stuff, but they steal like thirty tons
of gold.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Well, I know you didn't go to the movie, so
oh no, it's.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Streaming, Yeah, streaming Apple TV, Apple TV the new Kevin
Hart movie.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Left yeah very much.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Sorry, start arm and some stuff out.
Speaker 5 (26:01):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
All right, Well, let's get us a winner. Let's play
wordy Word. Here we go one eight hundred big show
told free across America.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
We'll get a couple of contestants. Play next.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
More than this.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
No, that's just the way I play wordy word.
Speaker 12 (26:48):
I'm gonna re edit it's bad and change the post
on it and not tell me and not tell you.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
I'm looking forward to that in your little Randy Twistard way.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Throw me in there. All right, We'll let jump in
here and play I game.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Everybody's head about the back O game my.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Word anywhere, don't word any word.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Let's meet in contestants. Wello, Jackie, that's what I thought too.
We got Joel and Johnny. Joel is from Tipton, Oklahoma.
Good morning, Joel, Good morning john boy. See Joel is
my brother's name. So, and here's Johnny from Jackson, Tennessee.
(27:30):
Good morning, Johnny, Good morning about john the nice.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
So then that's my name too, So.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Joel Johnny like my brother that came out money on.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
The Freudian slips.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
When when Joel calls, you know.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
All right, awesome, good boys, We're glad you hear Johnny.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
It'll be you and Taylor so we're.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Not confused further and then Joel all right, so, uh, Johnny,
you relax. Me and Joel go for the first thirty seconds.
All right, Joel, are you ready, buddy, Yes, sir, okay,
then start the clock now in the summer, it's not
the blank, it's the humidity. Yes, uh huh okay. Oh,
(28:22):
we want one of these for your birthday. A little horse.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
It's a what's a little pony?
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Uh huh? All right.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
You don't you do this to an apartment? You don't buy,
You don't rent. You do this another word rent for rent?
Another word yes, uh huh okay, give me something in
Buffalo chicken. Oh yeah, uh huh, all right, Joel, good work.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Put a four on the board. Send me a little
patronizing it. Wow.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Oh, I was excited.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Don't worry about what I'm doing here, Joel.
Speaker 5 (28:59):
Lady ladies, say what you've done to Johnny and I
are trying to play a game over here.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
All right, Johnny, you are up with Tayter. Are you ready?
I'm ready and go.
Speaker 5 (29:15):
At five o'clock you get into a blank jam on
the roads. Yes, uh, there are five days or seven
days in a what? Yes? Yeah, you might put your
spare tire in the in your back blank. Yeah. This
is where you grow your beard or go tea on
(29:37):
this part of your face. Also, yeah, red blank cake.
It's also you can have a velvet.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Yeah, oh right, velvet.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Put y'all up by one of five to four?
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Lead after round one, Johnny, over, Joel and out Joel,
Me and you.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Buddy, all go right, we gotta pick it up. We
gotta go all.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Right, yes, all right, okay, who.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Go start the clock.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Now.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
A marathon is twenty six? What a marathon? Twenty six
of these?
Speaker 4 (30:16):
What?
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Yes? Uh huh oh. Smoking is a bad.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Yeah, uh huh oh.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
You might get cancer in your in this where your
you know your larynx is if you smoke.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Not your yeah, uh huh. Blank. Candy at affair, kids
love it. It's sugar cotton, cotton cotton.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
What you said it? Oh no, we got it.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Gilligan's what TV show Gilligans hour?
Speaker 3 (30:43):
Yeah, man, let me go back and figure out what
I did.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
So you had to word of cotton? Right, Yeah, I
gave the right.
Speaker 5 (30:52):
Clue candy at the fair?
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Did I say cotton before he said cotton?
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Now that does see, I don't know, I don't know.
We're gonna have to have a review on that.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Were we.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Would you means at no?
Speaker 5 (31:08):
Definitely you're in the clear man, So Joel might know
how you did it?
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Joel?
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Did you say cotton?
Speaker 6 (31:17):
Did you say? Said? I already knew. I already knew
the answer before you said it.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
So so you knew the answer?
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Did you say it?
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Because I wouldn't shut up?
Speaker 5 (31:29):
You know, if you want to look at it like that,
I'm sure whatever you're saying is correct.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Went no gon in my bad Joel? All right? Dog gone? Okay?
Eight score eight for Joel. Yeah, hopefully Taylor have a
cease pull of gizz all right?
Speaker 3 (31:50):
So well, Johnny, no finish Johnny. Two y'all will tie
and three you will win it. So all right, but
the best man win?
Speaker 1 (31:59):
All right? You get some hard words ready.
Speaker 5 (32:03):
Go zz top is known for these. The guys have
these on their face.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Beard.
Speaker 5 (32:09):
Yes, you might get your ears, might get these have
done in your ears. Some kids their nose. Yep, this
is where you lay people to rest in the what well, yes,
but what's the big yard called.
Speaker 6 (32:27):
Cemetery?
Speaker 5 (32:28):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (32:29):
And that was born the wind.
Speaker 9 (32:31):
That was.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
So when we finish this broadcasts and podcast happens, I'm
gonna be right there.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
So who said cotton now you are? But no way,
because you can edit it.
Speaker 5 (32:52):
That he was jammed up? You know you know who's
on the podcast? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Yeah, boys, Hey, yes, I didn't get my mood the
first time.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
All right, well let's take your mood that Joel. You
can try again later too, buddy, appreciate your playing that.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Thank you right for George.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Yes, Oklahoma, Johnny Jackson, Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Buddy, you deserve the victory.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
You got you one hundred and twenty dollars worth of
bulls not cleaning products. Head to Jackson for you.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
All right. My nickname is Marcel will go Marcel Yeah.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
Yeah, Marcel Odell Cloas claut Eugene.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Yes, whos Mississippi. You don't want to mess with us?
Speaker 5 (33:44):
I don't think so.
Speaker 13 (33:46):
I tell you could I give a shout out?
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Please? Yes?
Speaker 1 (33:49):
You go ahead Johnny, I.
Speaker 3 (33:51):
Don't give a shout out to my wife Connie.
Speaker 6 (33:54):
Fifty one years it's been irresistible.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
Oh well, good congratulations, Yeah, congratulations, Boddy, say you listen
and playing with us?
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Johnny you hang on?
Speaker 6 (34:07):
Oh Jad, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
All right, my boy.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
Good morning Bike shows on the radio bit. Request for
our Thursday morning, coming from Neil Wallace out of Great Ben, Kansas.
Nil says, hey hadn't heard the magnificent.
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One in a while.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
How about some tarmac Joyce, Neil, get you some coming
up next?
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Speaker 3 (34:56):
Request this morning, coming from Neil Wallace from great in Kansas.
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Thank you Jack, I'll check it out once again. True
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Speaker 14 (35:51):
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our visitor from the East to the all seeing, all
knowing and former travelations to the Sister Cities Committee.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Turmaga magnificent.
Speaker 7 (36:01):
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tarmac and here he eat it.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Tarmack.
Speaker 14 (36:08):
What I holding my hands the envelopes as a child
of four, complaining to see these envelopes are hermetically sealed.
They've been kept in a man a's jar the headquarters
of the rest of you while his fan club, since
noon yesterday. So it's a safe bet that no one
except of course Billy and me, and seen the contents
of these envelopes. But you and your mistical assume I
to find way we'll ascertain the answers to these questions,
having never before even seen the questions.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
And that is the trick. Are you ready?
Speaker 7 (36:30):
All my life? I want to fight about it.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
I'm alone. Number one. Dung Shao Ping Dung shall Ping.
Speaker 10 (36:44):
Describe these sound when robo cow relieves himself. Cow, could
you tell I had never seen that one?
Speaker 14 (36:59):
All right, if you don't mind, I'm gonna turn on
mister Rimshot here, okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
For envelope number two.
Speaker 10 (37:06):
Chicken Scallapinnie Chicken scallapinie name the world's most timid mafia
hit man. Thank you, timid.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
Envelope.
Speaker 7 (37:24):
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Speaker 14 (37:29):
Covelope number three Wobba whobba whoba.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Ooh, I've seen that on MTV. There a little slogan
whaaba whabba whobba.
Speaker 10 (37:41):
What does Elmer Fudd carry in his wallet over a
three day weekend? Three wings white? You are all right?
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Uh, I'm sorry I lost count Brandy Producer. This would
be number four or the final the.
Speaker 7 (38:08):
After six years of this crap, you'd think you'd have
it down.
Speaker 10 (38:13):
A really lonely Maytag repair man try to clean your
sister's lint filter.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
There it is the final one. Let's get this over with.
Speaker 7 (38:26):
What do you mean by that?
Speaker 10 (38:30):
Morocco mole, Augie Doggie and Billy Morocco Mole, Aggie, Doggie
and Billy.
Speaker 7 (38:40):
Name three people. You have to be taller than to
ride the rides at CARROLLGS.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
What magnificent. Yes I am.
Speaker 7 (38:52):
By the way, that was RoboCop. Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Good morning. It's a Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
Today's feature track with the Big Show Big Box Man
on the Summer Tunes we're playing today.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
You have you a Big Show Summertime album.
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Just hit the Big Box when you go to the
Big Show dot com you want listen keywords pretty easy,
summer sucks.
Speaker 6 (39:43):
Hit it boys, all right, A one into two and
you know what, ladies and gentlemen, Junior Nation Man presents
another sad tale of real life wall.
Speaker 11 (39:56):
Based on all our experiences.
Speaker 6 (40:00):
Well, it's sticky, and it's humid, feeling sweaty.
Speaker 11 (40:04):
As the heat begins to climb.
Speaker 6 (40:11):
Our old septic tanks leaking, and that AC unit could
go anytime, and the toilet needs a plumber.
Speaker 11 (40:25):
Life's of lumber. Let me tell you summer sucks.
Speaker 4 (40:33):
Well.
Speaker 6 (40:34):
Washer dryers busted, and that dirty laundry is getting.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Kind of rank.
Speaker 6 (40:44):
And we'd call a repair man, but we ain't got it.
The girl in the bank, we're up the creek without
a paddle. Life of battle. What a bummer summer suns now,
(41:06):
y'all I'd had a pretty bad day when I wrote
this song. Felt good to get it off my chest.
Then I showed the words to my buddy Gooch over here.
He said, oh, my little ten year old, and if
you clip, might hear this. This is the new United
States of America. You gonna let him walk around thinking
there ain't no hope.
Speaker 11 (41:27):
And he's right, So clip, we're fixing the dig around
in this big old.
Speaker 6 (41:32):
Pile of horse grambling, and see if we can find
you a pony in here somewhere here we go now
juniors winning races, So I reckon, summer ain't a total bus.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
And we might live.
Speaker 11 (41:51):
Paycheck to paycheck, but the Lord above is where we
put our trust.
Speaker 6 (42:01):
Might be a hole in my bucket, un circumstance can
suck it.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
I'll adjust.
Speaker 6 (42:10):
And there it is, Boys and girls, the closest ye
ever gonna get to a story booknd Then from the
song end of this here man, by the way, goot
if your nephew ends up in juvenile hall, I'm going
back to the rich version.
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Rest your dads? You on tomorrow?
Speaker 2 (43:04):
Love you mana
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
It will make show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Thursday, June twentieth, first day of summer on the Junior Nation.
Man's got a summer song to kick it off.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Keywords at the big boxes summer sucks.
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Check it out when you hit the magshow dot com
your number time activities click out on their contest Bud.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
You can't get there, we'll call you.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
We like to play a lot of you want to do?
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Ready?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Oh right, we all ready to play Beat the Blonde.
Let's mean I can tell listen all raight out of Harlan,
Kentucky in Russell, Good morning, Russell, morning sir, Hey buddy,
welcome and you old boy Jerry come from Harlan, went
to broadcasting school together.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Hey you know Jersey, you know Jered Raylan Gibbons.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Just fine cook alright, Russell, will sir, I like it.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
There was a living it up there at Harlant.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
You he did a lot better than you did with
that education. Well, Rossell, we're gonna ask tell you some questions.
You agree or disagree? Well, he thinks he was right
or wrong at two bells for two buzzers and you win.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
So let's do it direct Marsy.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Let's go to a study conducted by Stanford University. This
smirts people who has a greater tolerance for pain?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Young people or old people?
Speaker 5 (01:58):
But I can tell you old people have no trance
for change.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
For change, yeah, like pocket change or not.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
You put the cow right side up?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
But we're talking about pain.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
I say, old people, old greater tolerance for pain.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Greater tolerance for pain?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Russell?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Do you agree or disagree? I agree with you agree
with that? And it is young people, you know, and
you think you know, we say we do, but.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
We really don't.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
We've watched.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
You know, little Sam the jokester got his master's degree
in a I Stanford University should have phoned a friend
on that one.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Maybe it's his fault. Google's screwed up.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Yeah to me, all right, Russell, that's all right, man,
one buzz who's still alive. Tater can X raise? Can
X raise hair to grow where it didn't before?
Speaker 5 (03:04):
I'm hoping not, because I just had a mammogram long
that would be fertile plant grass. No X rays do
not cause hair to grow.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
No, Russell, they do not.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
You agree or disagree what I agree?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Agree?
Speaker 6 (03:28):
No?
Speaker 3 (03:28):
And yes, sir, Yes, that's right, It actually can have
the opposite effect when you think about that.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
All right, good work.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Now we got a loast win or loss with this
one right here?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Why is he?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
According to Traveler magazine, if you're traveling across the country
on a bus, why should you have sunglasses with you?
Speaker 5 (03:50):
So? Nobody recognized your programs?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
No one to see.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Here the old grouse show boxes classes.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
But yeah, so people are less likely to, you know,
chat you up.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
So you say yes.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
I say why you know? Why should you have?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
People won't talk to you?
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Won't talk to me?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Yeah, okay, Russell? Do you agree or disagree with that?
How about you?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Russell?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
So people won't talk to you wearing sunglasses on the bus?
Do you think that is correct? I'm sorry, I'm trying
to what did y'all catch it? You must be behind
a butte.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
He agrees, agrees, so they won't talk.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
To you, that.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
The sun might be in your face, you know, sunglasses.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
For a long time.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Gotta stug quite your game didn't But if by we
got a consolation prize, you're gonna love my boy.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
It's a track phone.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
If you'll hang on, Jackie will hook you up.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
All right, man, Thank you, sir all right Russell, thank you,
great day.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Overthinking this stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Body many hour.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Top of your news.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
First day of summer. Thanks about the summer camp of.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
The kids, Well we got one you might want to
stay away from.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
My Uncle Bello.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Coming your morning reservashon radio Thursday.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Summer summer camps are out.
Speaker 7 (06:17):
I bid you welcome.
Speaker 8 (06:23):
To Uncle Baylor's Moonlight Summer Camp for kids. Wondering what
to do with the little ones this summer, trying to
pry them away from the evil clutches of social media
and island video games, longing for them to experience the
same simple joys that you did in the good old days.
(06:45):
You'll find all that and more when you bring them
to Uncle Baylor's for a two weeks all inclusive experience
of a lifetime. Located in the dark and mysterious hills
of Transylvania, North Carolina, Bailers is a unique alternative to
those typical plans pouring summer caps, leave that sunscreen at home, kids.
(07:09):
Too much sun can burn the skin, sometimes to a risk,
but the moon, the moon never hurt anyone. So all
the activities and Uncle Baala's take place at night.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Why none of your business that's why.
Speaker 8 (07:29):
Get ready for a midnight hike into the wilderness under
the light of the full moon. Using solveisticated night vision technology,
you'll see wildlife you've never seen before.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
A children of the night.
Speaker 8 (07:50):
What music they starting a fire with sticks, making cheap
jewelry of the plane, learning stupid songs, blah blah. We
do don't insult your child's intelligence here at Uncle Baylas
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classes include hypnotic mind control, shape sheeting, the Keys to
eternal life.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I'm making cookies. Everyone loves cookies.
Speaker 8 (08:27):
When the sun comes up, the lights go out, all
cameras will get some shut eye in their own individual
resting place. Our custom made fully enclosed, air conditioned bunks
with closable lids keep youngsters from engaging in hygiens and
they should be sleeping.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Co Back to Timmy.
Speaker 8 (08:55):
At Uncle Baylors, your child won't be eating any holes
or ding dogs. They'll die on delicacies prepared by chef Renfield.
Kidneys and liver, spinach and kale, prunes and raisin and
all the other foods that keep your blood cells strong.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
The blood, the blood is light.
Speaker 8 (09:22):
The only food we don't serve a steak ever, Stay
get it.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Your charge's health is important to us.
Speaker 8 (09:32):
We are the only summer camp with a nearly licensed
medical team on staff. We are located adjacent to the
Frankenstein Clinic for Reanimated Medicine. No emergency is too large
or too small. We haven't lost anyone yet, at least
not for long.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
And on the last night.
Speaker 8 (10:05):
Well Show movies outdoors on the big screen this year,
we're showing one of my favorites, Minions. They're adorable and
that the words. We will sing our steam song. By
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Highway twenty six doors to the Transylvania exit. Turn left
on Jonathan Harker Parkway for two miles to the Van
helsing by past.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
And pull a UI. Take the next left just past
the Blood bank.
Speaker 8 (10:46):
Can follow the signs to Uncle Baylor's no cell phone,
no Wi Fi, no crosses or gony.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Now that you have learned what you have learned, tell
your friends.
Speaker 8 (11:00):
It's up the blood like supper cat for children, Judred,
I Love Judred Good.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
There's morning make shows on the radio for the desk
containertainment news. What to watch coming up that twenty minutes.
Right now, it's time for dumb crook news. Dumb crunk
story is sending from you the Make Show listeners from
all over the world. The address will follow this report
(11:54):
and today we're featuring a special Florida Man editions. A
twenty eight year old Merritt Island, Florida man called nine
one one and told dispatchers he needed to ride to
Hooters because his grandmother was having a medical emergency in
the restaurant's parking lot well. One deputy was sent to
(12:15):
pick up the man while another sped off to the
Hooters location.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Once both cops.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Were there, a three hour long granny hunt was conducted
in and around the Hooters. Eventually, the man's grandmother was
found to be safe and sound at her home, with
no medical emergency and surprisingly no recent visits to Hooters.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
There in the several moods study.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
A note, police turned their attention to the grandson, who
they lost trago during the confusion. He was later founded
a nearby Burger King where he was helping his girlfriend
with car trouble, and he was arrested for misuse of
the system. Then armless, forty six year old Miami, Florida
(13:05):
man has been charged with stabbing a tourist. The Armless Man,
who was well known by local authorities as a homeless
man who works as a street artist in Miami, where
he paints abstract pictures with his feet in exchange for
handouts from tourists. One such tourist told police he had
stopped to admire the man's work and then asking for directions.
(13:27):
The armless artists suddenly became enraged, pick up a pair
of scissors with his foot and lunged at the tourists,
stabbing him in his left arm. Police arrested thee no
arm bandit and charge him with aggravated assault tourists was
treated to release from a local hospital. A twenty four
year old West Palm Beach, Florida man and his girlfriend
(13:51):
were both accidentally ran over by a police cruiser while
the pair were laying in the road trying to watch
the lunary cliffs.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
He was a stated who was traveling around.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
A sharp left hand curve curve I was around only
five miles an hour when he ran over the pair.
At first he thought he had hit an animal, but
then discover the injured couple, who were still laying in
the road. So the couple did not sustain life threatening
injuries and were later released from a local hospital.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
I've got an animal.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
And finally, a Marion County, Florida man was caught on
police radar going three times a speed limit.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Well.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
The officer intended to pull the man over, but he
had other ideas, so he turned off his headlights and
tried out running a cop, but when that didn't go
so well, he gave up and pulled over. The CoP's
body cam shows him walking up to the vehicle saying.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Sir, do you know, dude, do you seriously have.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
An open tall boy between your legs right now the way?
The man replied, uh, yeah, you want one. Officer declined
the offer, and the rest of the man for duy yeah.
It was later found to be more than four times
over the legal limit. During his booking, cops noticed he
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was wearing a T shirt that read, I'm the reason
the Beer's Always gone.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
If you have.
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Dumb crook news, mail to dumb crook News John Boy
and Billy p O Box one nine, Charlotte and Ce
two eight two one nine, Email anybody but me at
the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 9 (15:50):
Hey Jeff Fox, really here you're listening to the John
William Billy Big Show. If they called me a redneck,
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good no.
Speaker 10 (16:21):
Listen.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Good morn is a big Shaw on the radio man
celebrating the first day of summer on a Junior Nation
Band summer tunes.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Is it it?
Speaker 6 (16:42):
Ladies and gentlemen, The Junior Nation Band would like to
send this one out to one of our primary influences
in life, our good friend Bud Budwiser. Bud listens for
you and it.
Speaker 11 (16:57):
Goes exactly like this.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
In nineteen seventy.
Speaker 6 (17:02):
Six, we were living in the sticks, trying hard to
get our life in second gears.
Speaker 11 (17:10):
High schools behind us in college couldn't find us. That's
the summer we discovered beer. Oh ye, sounded just like that.
Speaker 6 (17:28):
Where we didn't have no money and we all looked
kind of funny. Do you might say our love life
was it dood cause it's hardness snagg acuty when you're sweaty,
hot and poody. But we always felt the love from
ice cold Bud. So we drank a couple of beers,
(17:49):
then we drank a couple of beers, then we drank
a couple of more.
Speaker 11 (17:54):
Or too long, we didn't do much thinking. We was
way too busy drinking. We just kept on drinking beers
all summer long.
Speaker 6 (18:09):
And so we caught a bunch of bass, and we
kicked a bunch of at a party.
Speaker 11 (18:20):
Until we seen the breaking down. We have heard every nail.
Speaker 6 (18:26):
I can't believe we ain't in jail because we kept
on drinking beer all summer long. First we drank a
couple of beers. Then we drank a couple of beers.
Didn't we drank a couple more before too long. We
didn't do much thinking.
Speaker 11 (18:45):
We was waiting to busy drinking.
Speaker 6 (18:47):
Drinking beers and beers and beers all summer long.
Speaker 11 (18:56):
Hagers step on up.
Speaker 6 (18:59):
Here, scrubbling out these ladies and alright, you gush.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
Now.
Speaker 6 (19:40):
Normally this is the part where our narrative.
Speaker 11 (19:42):
Tends to start going south.
Speaker 6 (19:44):
But believe it or not, listen had a happy issue.
Speaker 11 (19:50):
Now we was always hot and stink.
Speaker 6 (19:52):
You got into some hank you, thank you you with
some old drunk gowns from down and around rock Hill.
We sat tall in the saddle and we gave them
quite a battle.
Speaker 11 (20:04):
I ain't forgot them, and we probably never will.
Speaker 6 (20:12):
We drank it a couple of beers, then we drank
it a couple of beers, and they batched us.
Speaker 9 (20:17):
Beer for beer.
Speaker 6 (20:18):
The whole night long, and we all.
Speaker 11 (20:21):
Did double duty, and we finally got some booty.
Speaker 6 (20:25):
They were all of that drinking beer all summer long.
Speaker 11 (20:30):
Yeah, we drinking a couple of beers. Then we drank
a couple of beers.
Speaker 6 (20:35):
Then we'd drank it a couple.
Speaker 11 (20:36):
Of more before too long. There ain't nothing like a woman.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
But if you don't see one coming, just wrapped your
arms around a couple of beers. Just wrapped your arms
around a couple of beers. Just wrapped your arms around
a couple of beers. Wrapped your levan arms around down
the couple of bees come.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
Off red excellent.
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Hang on play for some in minutes. It's time for
what to watch and here Marzie Tayer Moray appreciated.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
We are gonna look at the box office. From the
weekend first, and the makers of Inside Out they're probably
feeling pretty good day because they opened up at number
one with an earning of one hundred and fifty five
million dollars and apparently that's the biggest debut of the year.
In the movie Spectrum, Bad Boys, Rider Died dropped from
(22:26):
first place down to second place. Kingdom of the Planet
of the Eights climbed up from fifth to third place,
while the Garfield movie was fourth, and The Watchers came
in fifth. Al Right, so they thank you if you
were one of the contributing factors to those money lines.
All right, things come about this Friday. The Bike Riders
(22:49):
a furious drama following the rise of a fictional nineteen
sixties Midwestern motorcycle club through the lives of its members.
It is not a bike, They are on motorcycles. Tom Hardy,
Michael Shannon Jody, really weird. The Exorcism comes out. It
follows Anthony Miller, a troubled actor who begins to unravel
(23:11):
while shooting a supernatural horror film, and Kinds of Kindness
comes out. This Friday plot kept under wraps is what
I've found it. No, that's just there are kinds of Kindness.
It has Emma Stone starring Emma Stone in it and
Joe Alwyn, who was Taylor Swift's ex boyfriend. Things to stream.
(23:36):
House of the Dragon Season two is on HBO this week,
and if you are a Game of Thrones fan, this
is the prequel and they promised that season two will
have some throwdown going on, so they get some fighting
going on. Netflix has thirty for thirty June seventeenth, nineteen
ninety four, Famous State, because that's what Ojay was in
the Bronco and everyone was chasing him. So this documents
(23:59):
the events of that day. And Hulu has Brats, which,
if you remember the Brat Pack kind of like the
rat Pack, it had those all those actors from that. Well,
he wasn't as much as much as his brother Emilio
Esta does had Rob Low, he was also part of
the Brat Pack, and Andrew McCarthy. And Andrew is the
(24:22):
one who is doing the film. So Brats Rats. You're
not going to see Molly Ringwald she declined to be
interviewed in it, and you're not going to see Judd
Nelson who they were also in the Breakfast Club.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Oh so it's not like a movie is like a
document a documentary.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
It's kind of like, yes, yes, and.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
They probably all hate each other, but that was.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
The whole thing.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Actually, that was the whole thing. Yes, that they were like,
you know, they're being stereotyped. Don't put me in this group.
Emilia really didn't, you know. So there was a lot of.
Speaker 12 (24:55):
They learned to hate each other through the media, but
they hadn't talked to one another for like thirty Yes, please.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Take your check, do your little acting job, and move
on with your live.
Speaker 12 (25:05):
Molly Molly Ringwall is probably the most even tempered of
all them. I'm surprised that she said no. I mean,
she's like a normal.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
She's like, I'm just I'm still moving forward. I'm not
going back to the past. Baby, I'm moving sounds about right.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
Media gave them yeah yeah, and so yep, you can
check that out. And Randy was telling her something about it.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
There's a new Kevin Hart movie called Lift.
Speaker 12 (25:30):
It's kind of like it feels like that, oh the
movie where they have robbed the.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Casino like an Ocean's eleven.
Speaker 12 (25:38):
There you go, thank you.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
It feels like that, but but.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
It's really good.
Speaker 5 (25:43):
Guns and stuff.
Speaker 12 (25:43):
Yeah, guns and stuff, but they steal like thirty tons
of gold.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Well, I know you didn't go to the movie, so
oh no, it's.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Streaming, Yeah, streaming Apple TV, Apple TV the new Kevin
Hart movie.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Left yeah very much.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Sorry, start arm and some stuff out.
Speaker 5 (26:01):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
All right, Well, let's get us a winner. Let's play
wordy Word. Here we go one eight hundred big show
told free across America.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
We'll get a couple of contestants. Play next.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
More than this.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
No, that's just the way I play wordy word.
Speaker 12 (26:48):
I'm gonna re edit it's bad and change the post
on it and not tell me and not tell you.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
I'm looking forward to that in your little Randy Twistard way.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Throw me in there. All right, We'll let jump in
here and play I game.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Everybody's head about the back O game my.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Word anywhere, don't word any word.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Let's meet in contestants. Wello, Jackie, that's what I thought too.
We got Joel and Johnny. Joel is from Tipton, Oklahoma.
Good morning, Joel, Good morning john boy. See Joel is
my brother's name. So, and here's Johnny from Jackson, Tennessee.
(27:30):
Good morning, Johnny, Good morning about john the nice.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
So then that's my name too, So.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Joel Johnny like my brother that came out money on.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
The Freudian slips.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
When when Joel calls, you know.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
All right, awesome, good boys, We're glad you hear Johnny.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
It'll be you and Taylor so we're.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Not confused further and then Joel all right, so, uh, Johnny,
you relax. Me and Joel go for the first thirty seconds.
All right, Joel, are you ready, buddy, Yes, sir, okay,
then start the clock now in the summer, it's not
the blank, it's the humidity. Yes, uh huh okay. Oh,
(28:22):
we want one of these for your birthday. A little horse.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
It's a what's a little pony?
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Uh huh? All right.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
You don't you do this to an apartment? You don't buy,
You don't rent. You do this another word rent for rent?
Another word yes, uh huh okay, give me something in
Buffalo chicken. Oh yeah, uh huh, all right, Joel, good work.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Put a four on the board. Send me a little
patronizing it. Wow.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Oh, I was excited.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Don't worry about what I'm doing here, Joel.
Speaker 5 (28:59):
Lady ladies, say what you've done to Johnny and I
are trying to play a game over here.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
All right, Johnny, you are up with Tayter. Are you ready?
I'm ready and go.
Speaker 5 (29:15):
At five o'clock you get into a blank jam on
the roads. Yes, uh, there are five days or seven
days in a what? Yes? Yeah, you might put your
spare tire in the in your back blank. Yeah. This
is where you grow your beard or go tea on
(29:37):
this part of your face. Also, yeah, red blank cake.
It's also you can have a velvet.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Yeah, oh right, velvet.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Put y'all up by one of five to four?
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Lead after round one, Johnny, over, Joel and out Joel,
Me and you.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Buddy, all go right, we gotta pick it up. We
gotta go all.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Right, yes, all right, okay, who.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Go start the clock.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Now.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
A marathon is twenty six? What a marathon? Twenty six
of these?
Speaker 4 (30:16):
What?
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Yes? Uh huh oh. Smoking is a bad.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Yeah, uh huh oh.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
You might get cancer in your in this where your
you know your larynx is if you smoke.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Not your yeah, uh huh. Blank. Candy at affair, kids
love it. It's sugar cotton, cotton cotton.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
What you said it? Oh no, we got it.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Gilligan's what TV show Gilligans hour?
Speaker 3 (30:43):
Yeah, man, let me go back and figure out what
I did.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
So you had to word of cotton? Right, Yeah, I
gave the right.
Speaker 5 (30:52):
Clue candy at the fair?
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Did I say cotton before he said cotton?
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Now that does see, I don't know, I don't know.
We're gonna have to have a review on that.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Were we.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Would you means at no?
Speaker 5 (31:08):
Definitely you're in the clear man, So Joel might know
how you did it?
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Joel?
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Did you say cotton?
Speaker 6 (31:17):
Did you say? Said? I already knew. I already knew
the answer before you said it.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
So so you knew the answer?
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Did you say it?
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Because I wouldn't shut up?
Speaker 5 (31:29):
You know, if you want to look at it like that,
I'm sure whatever you're saying is correct.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Went no gon in my bad Joel? All right? Dog gone? Okay?
Eight score eight for Joel. Yeah, hopefully Taylor have a
cease pull of gizz all right?
Speaker 3 (31:50):
So well, Johnny, no finish Johnny. Two y'all will tie
and three you will win it. So all right, but
the best man win?
Speaker 1 (31:59):
All right? You get some hard words ready.
Speaker 5 (32:03):
Go zz top is known for these. The guys have
these on their face.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Beard.
Speaker 5 (32:09):
Yes, you might get your ears, might get these have
done in your ears. Some kids their nose. Yep, this
is where you lay people to rest in the what well, yes,
but what's the big yard called.
Speaker 6 (32:27):
Cemetery?
Speaker 5 (32:28):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (32:29):
And that was born the wind.
Speaker 9 (32:31):
That was.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
So when we finish this broadcasts and podcast happens, I'm
gonna be right there.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
So who said cotton now you are? But no way,
because you can edit it.
Speaker 5 (32:52):
That he was jammed up? You know you know who's
on the podcast? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Yeah, boys, Hey, yes, I didn't get my mood the
first time.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
All right, well let's take your mood that Joel. You
can try again later too, buddy, appreciate your playing that.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Thank you right for George.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Yes, Oklahoma, Johnny Jackson, Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Buddy, you deserve the victory.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
You got you one hundred and twenty dollars worth of
bulls not cleaning products. Head to Jackson for you.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
All right. My nickname is Marcel will go Marcel Yeah.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
Yeah, Marcel Odell Cloas claut Eugene.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Yes, whos Mississippi. You don't want to mess with us?
Speaker 5 (33:44):
I don't think so.
Speaker 13 (33:46):
I tell you could I give a shout out?
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Please? Yes?
Speaker 1 (33:49):
You go ahead Johnny, I.
Speaker 3 (33:51):
Don't give a shout out to my wife Connie.
Speaker 6 (33:54):
Fifty one years it's been irresistible.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
Oh well, good congratulations, Yeah, congratulations, Boddy, say you listen
and playing with us?
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Johnny you hang on?
Speaker 6 (34:07):
Oh Jad, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
All right, my boy.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
Good morning Bike shows on the radio bit. Request for
our Thursday morning, coming from Neil Wallace out of Great Ben, Kansas.
Nil says, hey hadn't heard the magnificent.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
One in a while.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
How about some tarmac Joyce, Neil, get you some coming
up next?
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Good morning, make shawing the radio bit.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
Request this morning, coming from Neil Wallace from great in Kansas.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
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Down, just right quick, y'all moving around Hurt Virginia. You
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Okay there this this Ella. What mobile bash is.
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June twenty first and twenty second. That would be tomorrow
and Saturday. Hurt Virginia for cent about Jack Deane State Park.
Thank you Jack, I'll check it out once again. True
grit Rodeo dot com. Well Neil got us into John
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Speaker 14 (35:51):
And now, ladies and gentlemen, the time once again for
our visitor from the East to the all seeing, all
knowing and former travelations to the Sister Cities Committee.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Turmaga magnificent.
Speaker 7 (36:01):
Comb your hair and take her whizz. It's time for
tarmac and here he eat it.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Tarmack.
Speaker 14 (36:08):
What I holding my hands the envelopes as a child
of four, complaining to see these envelopes are hermetically sealed.
They've been kept in a man a's jar the headquarters
of the rest of you while his fan club, since
noon yesterday. So it's a safe bet that no one
except of course Billy and me, and seen the contents
of these envelopes. But you and your mistical assume I
to find way we'll ascertain the answers to these questions,
having never before even seen the questions.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
And that is the trick. Are you ready?
Speaker 7 (36:30):
All my life? I want to fight about it.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
I'm alone. Number one. Dung Shao Ping Dung shall Ping.
Speaker 10 (36:44):
Describe these sound when robo cow relieves himself. Cow, could
you tell I had never seen that one?
Speaker 14 (36:59):
All right, if you don't mind, I'm gonna turn on
mister Rimshot here, okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
For envelope number two.
Speaker 10 (37:06):
Chicken Scallapinnie Chicken scallapinie name the world's most timid mafia
hit man. Thank you, timid.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
Envelope.
Speaker 7 (37:24):
No fair getting mister Rimshot to bump you too.
Speaker 14 (37:29):
Covelope number three Wobba whobba whoba.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Ooh, I've seen that on MTV. There a little slogan
whaaba whabba whobba.
Speaker 10 (37:41):
What does Elmer Fudd carry in his wallet over a
three day weekend? Three wings white? You are all right?
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Uh, I'm sorry I lost count Brandy Producer. This would
be number four or the final the.
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After six years of this crap, you'd think you'd have
it down.
Speaker 10 (38:13):
A really lonely Maytag repair man try to clean your
sister's lint filter.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
There it is the final one. Let's get this over with.
Speaker 7 (38:26):
What do you mean by that?
Speaker 10 (38:30):
Morocco mole, Augie Doggie and Billy Morocco Mole, Aggie, Doggie
and Billy.
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Name three people. You have to be taller than to
ride the rides at CARROLLGS.
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What magnificent. Yes I am.
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As the heat begins to climb.
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Our old septic tanks leaking, and that AC unit could
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Life's of lumber. Let me tell you summer sucks.
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Washer dryers busted, and that dirty laundry is getting.
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And we'd call a repair man, but we ain't got it.
The girl in the bank, we're up the creek without
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y'all I'd had a pretty bad day when I wrote
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Then I showed the words to my buddy Gooch over here.
He said, oh, my little ten year old, and if
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