May 1, 2025 • 42 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, The Mayor of Dismal Seepage checks in with the details on their big Greek Festival.. - Mad Max has a lot of problems with having turned 60.. - Oliver has some examples of why learning English is so hard.. - Doug Rice is back with the details on the two drivers who were disqualified last weekend at Talladega - and a look ahead to this weekend's race at Texas Motor Speedway.. - We’ll replay a visit from Comedian Ritch Shydner discussing the movie “Titanic”.. - Gary Busey jott, another entry into his diary - this time pontificating on why he hates doctors.. - and will wrap up with the Not Ready For Drive Time Players as they take on the script - “A Mexican Walks Into A Toys "R" Us…
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Speaker 1 (00:24):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
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first day of May. Feature track for the Big Show
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Speaker 1 (00:38):
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right now? Will we beat the block? Let's read our contestant,
Bruce Shout of Darlington, South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Good morning, Bruce, morning down boy.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Hey body, welcome house. Everything down Darlington's.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Good, good, good buddy.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Well, Bruce, we're gonna ask Tatter some questions. You agree
or disagree? Yourt two bells for two buzzers, and you
got to have a Herd prize packer.
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All right, bought it, all right, Marcy.
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Twenty five percent of Americans believe they exist, and about
ten percent say they've seen one.
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What are they?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
They're idiots?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
They've seen idiots seeing this?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
No, they've seen a ghost.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Seen a ghost, they say, Bruce, agree or disagree? Ghosts?
I disagree.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I think of alien. You're going with the alien in
your mind and that I know it was a ghosts?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Twenty five percent on the ghost. We'll have to look
up the alien for another beating the blonde. Randy Brandy says, thanks,
Bruce will be happy to you, don't He loves.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
The Google machine, don't you know?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
All right, well here we go.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Okay, dater, every time a box of wheedies with tiger
woods on the front was sold, he got a dime?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
What did the farmer who grew the wheat get the shaft?
To be more specific, please, I.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Think I think the farmer did well and got a quarter.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Wow, the farmer got a quarter? Bruce, you agree or disagree?
I'll agree on that.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
No oh no.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Sorry, no way, man, farmer only got five cents.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Tiger got a dime? Yeah right that way.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Well, Bruce will get you a consolation prize for way
and send you off. All right, no boy, okay, thanks,
all right man, hang on.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Alright, man.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Whenever there's a Titanic daton history some I always bring
up Rich Shiner.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Yeah, man, we're gonna.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Bring him up ourself right after this important your news man,
(03:47):
Good morning. I make shows on the radio. We were
talking about the Titanic dating history a few days ago
nineteen twelve. She went down and the movie came out
and comedian Rich Shiner on a big show, and we
all just saw it.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
So I remember it like we just saw it.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
I sat there with my wife.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
She's sniffling, living all around sniffling.
Speaker 7 (04:12):
I'm sitting there.
Speaker 8 (04:12):
I think, like most guys watching it, going, he should
have tried it up on the board one more time.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 9 (04:20):
He tried one time and he just said, I'll just
hang here and freeze to death.
Speaker 10 (04:23):
I'd been like, whoever, big, I'm giving one more shot.
Speaker 8 (04:26):
You like to cuddle, We're gonna cuddle.
Speaker 10 (04:29):
I'm gonna cuddle this morn. Yeah, that was one problem, alright,
that was.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
One I didn't need.
Speaker 8 (04:38):
The two and a half hours before the ship hit
the bird.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Hey, I had to open that movie.
Speaker 8 (04:42):
It'd been a much quicker movie. My opening scene would
have been two guys in the crow's nest going, what
is that a nice berdon? That's how an open movie.
That's when the title's coming up, and those guys going,
we should have some binoculars up here, what is that
nice bird?
Speaker 6 (04:56):
Let the fun begin?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
She is a guy.
Speaker 9 (04:59):
I enjoyed most watching all these people, you know, drowning,
because I'm thinking I don't have any problems right now. Yeah,
if you're hanging on the top of this ship and
it's not ready to slip into the abyss, you're not
worried about your mortgage.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
And what's this about.
Speaker 11 (05:14):
Okay, here we go, hold your breath and start swimming.
Speaker 10 (05:17):
Yeah, right, because she had some.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Really good swimming clothes on. She had a dressed for
about three hundred pounds of course or something.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
She would have been sucked down in the bathtub.
Speaker 10 (05:28):
A hot tub would have been bad news for this out.
Speaker 11 (05:32):
Let alone.
Speaker 8 (05:33):
You know, twenty degree water out in the middle of
the Atlantic. Yeah, she didn't get sucked down on the Titanic.
Speaker 10 (05:39):
No, just bobbed up.
Speaker 8 (05:42):
What's that a lot of air trapped under that dress.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
No, I know, there's the top that Just hang on.
Speaker 8 (05:50):
Hold your breath because we should be in the bottom
of about thirty seconds and we'll just bob up for.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
Three miles down. Yeah, I know, I know.
Speaker 8 (06:02):
It's unbelievable him just hanging.
Speaker 10 (06:04):
On the end of that board.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
So listen.
Speaker 10 (06:06):
At the end, we had debates about this.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Lisa Lady and her friends say the woman went to
sleep at.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
The end of the when she throws and dreamed necklace off.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
That stuff dreamed what the ending taking. This is one
of those.
Speaker 8 (06:27):
Tank didn't really you know, he didn't really die.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
We just dreamt he died, you know, at the end
when she laid down, and then she dreamt that she
was walking up the steps and he was standing at
the top. At the very very end, we're trying to say, hello, died, but.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Just thought it was a woman that she was sleeping.
See this woman. They love him.
Speaker 10 (06:53):
The guy died. That's great, that's the best.
Speaker 12 (06:56):
He died for me is the great ninety year old
woman shells over and they go, she really died.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
She was just dreamius.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
She has so much life in front of her.
Speaker 10 (07:05):
Twenty year old guy died.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
She goes, that's fantastic.
Speaker 8 (07:08):
He died so I could live.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
But the nine of the old woman, she's got so
much in front of her.
Speaker 10 (07:13):
It'd be tragedy if.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
She died before her time.
Speaker 11 (07:17):
Notice she just laid down and she shut her eyes.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
She's dead.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
She shouldn't be even alive that long.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
How old was she in the movie fourteen? Her character
was over one hundred, Yeah, overall hundred.
Speaker 10 (07:33):
She would have made the helicopter flight out.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
To the boat.
Speaker 8 (07:38):
The first time that boat hit a little bit away.
She did a little she sick, would have killed her. Yeah,
he's not, but we would say it'd be horrible if
she died before a time.
Speaker 12 (07:50):
You want to make a movie, make a lot of money,
Threaten the woman's life, kill the guy, kill lots of guys,
make lots of money, say women, save lots of it,
make lots of money.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
The formula that's them there.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
Save woman, kill a guy.
Speaker 8 (08:09):
Yeah, I don't ask my wife that if she thought.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
I didn't ask my wife that.
Speaker 10 (08:12):
But I've been all we were sitting there thinking it's
a dream.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
The old woman.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
There's nothing that leads you up to that she's getting
ready to die.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
She's not, but she's not ill. Did she at once?
Speaker 6 (08:24):
It's not and shuck the diamond.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Back in the water.
Speaker 13 (08:27):
She does.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
She was perfectly healthy.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
She walked over there.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
She was perfectly.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Leonardo was perfectly healthy before he hit the water too.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
I mean, she wasn't coughing or she said no, she
has to join him.
Speaker 12 (08:41):
She has to in order to join him, not even
some dream Indian state, dream walking Indian things.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
She had to die because he was dead.
Speaker 12 (08:51):
You know.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
The thing is now he's been waiting ninety years she's
a good looking He was hoping she died like with him.
Speaker 8 (08:59):
They could have had some time on the other second,
now his lover is ninety years old and he's still twenty.
Not really the match he was looking for.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
Oh man, all right, terrible, be terrible, she died.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Well, thank you very much for clearing that up. Titanic.
I can't wait till it comes out on video.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
I'm looking forward to seeing.
Speaker 8 (09:19):
She can fast forward the first you on laser dish
to just DVD, just zip right to the section three.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Amazingly.
Speaker 11 (09:29):
Well, start with the guys in the crow's nest.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Good morning, baby Jones on the radio. Alright, he's back
with some new material. Please stay tuned anyway and we'll
all suffer along together. Ladies and gentlemen, Please welcome to
your headliner joke.
Speaker 10 (10:11):
Nerd with wit. What's the HAPs my missiles?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
And I'm gonna try the urban comic thing?
Speaker 10 (10:19):
Are you no seet John Boy?
Speaker 7 (10:23):
In the comedy business, you have to reach out to
the young people through the language they most easily understand.
I'm merely employing the lingo do shore word, damn play
a well done? AnyWho, Hey, folks, it's great to be here.
I gotta go somewhere. Yeah, my marriage is on the
(10:44):
rocks again. My wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
That timing was spot on. A friend asked me why
my wife and I fight all the time. I said,
I don't know. She never tells me a little late.
Speaker 10 (11:04):
You know, I thought I married mis right. I just
didn't know. Her first name was always that is all
the money.
Speaker 7 (11:13):
Keep with that.
Speaker 10 (11:14):
I guess it's not all her fault, you know. She
asked me, will you still love me when my hair
is gray? I said, why not? I've made it through
the other forty three colors.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (11:25):
Friends say you should take her out more. No thanks.
Going to a party with your wife is like going
fishing with a game warden. Shut up, I know what
I said.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
That's kind of true.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (11:39):
That's where comedy comes from, John, Why there's truth in it.
I live like I'm going back to my self. I
live like a medieval night. Every night I go to
sleep with a battle axe by my side. Did you
turn into a feminist noun? She's always trying to change me.
(11:59):
She says, you need to get in touch with your
feminine side. So I wrecked the car Hi, I've always
managed to keep my trim figure over the years. I
wish I could say the same for my wife. When
she said she believed in love at first sight, I
didn't know she was talking about the dessert menu and
we go. You know, I took my wife to the
(12:22):
Super Bowl once she brought a spoon. My wife's got something,
thank you. My wife's got so many double chins it
looks like she's looking at you over a stack of pancakes.
(12:43):
Shut up, Peter, I thought you're on my side. I'm
not saying my wife is fat. But when we go
to the opera, no one will leave until she's saying,
because it's.
Speaker 10 (12:53):
Not over until.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Uh so, is this your wife said?
Speaker 10 (13:00):
No, this is my warm up. I got like twenty
minutes of the church bulletin bloopers. This great stuff.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
I'm sure it might have been maled the drums I
had to try. How about just give us your best
joke as a closer.
Speaker 10 (13:14):
That's tough, John Boy got so much rich material to
mine here.
Speaker 7 (13:18):
Okay, there's these two non binary albino aborigines that are
ordering a Chipotle. No oh oouch, let's see here. Okay,
try this one. A communist goes into Starbucks and peas
in the corner.
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No, don't you have anything that isn't offensive?
Speaker 6 (13:37):
Fine, all right.
Speaker 7 (13:40):
I was walking down the street with my friend and
there's an Italian organ grinder with a monkey, and my
friend puts a twenty dollars bill in his cup. I said, hey,
I thought you didn't like Italians, and he said, I don't,
but they're so adorable when they're little doll. I said
something that, are you Italian?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Now? What's your beef?
Speaker 10 (14:02):
I put a monkey in it for you?
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Damn it, damn play out. Well done, daw Good morning,
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There.
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on the radio. I like all them opinionated time men,
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Right now, it's time for Tater Tayman News. And here's
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Speaker 3 (17:40):
I appreciate you. So Sean didty holmbs. His trial is
scheduled to begin Monday, May fifth, sinking to Mayo, and
it's expected to last several weeks. You know, they got
to get through that jury selection first, So however many
days it takes to get through that, As you know,
Diddy is pleaded not guilty to federal charges, including sex, trafficking,
and racketeering. Now people magazines reporting that part of Diddy's
(18:03):
defense involves his mental capacity to commit the crimes while
he was essentially wasted. They even have a doctor lined
up to testify. But the offense think it's a total,
totally irrelevant point. So prosecutors filed their opposition to this
(18:26):
line of testimony, and in the documents they say that
did he wants to have the doctor who's Columbia professor
testify that he had a quote mental condition bearing on
the issue of guilt end.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Quote mental condition bearing on the emphasis of guilt.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
The issue of guilt. I guess they're saying, you know,
he was wasted, he didn't know what he was doing.
He's not guilty because he.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Wasn't in the right way. He didn't fail the guilt.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Well he can't. Yeah, he can't admit to the guiltilty.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
So I'm going to this girl.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
He can't bear issue on the guilt because he was
wasted off.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Ah, he didn't know that he's and feel guilty about
what he was.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
So guilt as in like he pled not guilty to
the charge. It up, Hey, did you head man, what
I would to stay far away?
Speaker 2 (19:12):
From that.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (19:14):
All right.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
So the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Foundation has
announced its class of twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
We got so the rollers.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Well. To be eligible for induction, artists are required to
have released their first record twenty five years prior to
the induction. Okay, So those elected for induction in the
fun categories are performer category, where they've created music whose
originality impacted, influences changed the course of rock and roll.
Bad Company, Chubby Checker, Joe Cocker, Cyndi Lauper, Outcast, Sound Garden,
(19:46):
and the White Stripes.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
White Stripes.
Speaker 10 (19:50):
Yeah, we've heard of three of them.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Outcasts. They're like a shake it, shake it rate Jackie,
like a Paula right picks. I'm going to shake it,
shake it. I'm not doing anything justice years, all right.
Musical Influence Award goes to the artist whose music and
performance style has directly influence, inspired, and involved rock and
roll and music impacting the culture. Went to Sultan Peppa
(20:16):
and Warren Yvonne.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
All right.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
So the induction ceremony will be held on Saturday, November eighth.
Got a ways to wait and it will be happening
in l A. You'll be able to stream that on
Disney Plus and it'll be available the next day on
Hulu for those of you who dig watching that. Folks
that didn't who were nominated but no, didn't get enough votes, Fish,
(20:39):
Billy Idol, The Black Crows, Mariah Carey and Oasis.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
Oh right, Mariah Carey, rock and roll is always wanted
to do it, just wanted to see your faces, all right.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
A year ago today, Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck officially
operated I know you were just watching that and on
the edge of your seat. Well, since then, they have
finalized their divorce, but they're still connected to some real estate.
They have a thirty eight thousand square foot mega mansion
that they purchased for sixty one million dollars. TMZ reports
(21:17):
that Ben is well, he's eager to drop that price
so that he could move on. J Lo disagrees. Of course,
she doesn't want to lose a penny on the place.
So they've tried for more than a year to sell
this property in Beverly Hills. So, first off, there's not
a huge buyer poll in the in the mood for
a sixty one million dollar home. The market dwindleds when
you consider mortgage interest rates and rising insurance costs after
(21:39):
the La wildflot fires.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
I want to know who would have to get a mortgage?
Jonah sixty one dollar half night? Should we have to
just go ahead?
Speaker 3 (21:48):
And you know, so I think they paid, They've paid
for it in cash, but they owe one thousand dollars
a day in Los Angeles County property taxes plus a
half million for a home insurance policy, according to TMZ.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
So Ben's like, and I hear taxes are kind of
high in California.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
That's why they gotta pay a thousand a day, a
thousand a day a day on that property. Yeah, what
would they drop it to fifty million? I mean, like,
you're not happy with that. But that's j Low hanging
in there.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Somebody is tired of her.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
You could be with the Kardashians. They're developing a series
for Hulu called Calabasas Behind the Gates, and it's a
reality show where cameras will focus on the friends and
neighbors in their gated community.
Speaker 6 (22:50):
What are you doing, drain?
Speaker 11 (22:52):
What do you do?
Speaker 3 (22:53):
It's not about us, it's about our neighbors.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
I can't wait for that wild h A meeting. Oh well,
thank you, for that report. Welcome, Let's get us a winner.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Let's play a worthy word alright, THEA one eight hundred
big show you told free line.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
We'll get a couple of contestants, team up and play next.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Good morning, this big show already you wanted to May first,
Thursday morning. You gotta playhouse featured track of Mexican walks
into toys r us and see what happens.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Down down George Stein, go to my old days. I'll
beard no money. How about right now, let's.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Play at everybody's head.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
I buy the bed, get the wordy word of a
worthy Let's meet the contestants.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
We got Joseph from Vinton, Virginia. Good morning, Joseph, good morning,
good morning. We got another Virginian. It's cold out of Salem.
Good morning, cold, good morning, good morning. I call theirs, Joseph, Joseph.
There's coal then Salem. I don't know how far apart
y'all are? Anybody know? Fifteen minutes? Well, boy, I gotta
(24:26):
at the store.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Thinks you'll bring together here place morning ward is all right,
it'll be tater and cold John Boy and Joseph. So cole,
you relax, me and Joseph will go for the first
thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
All right, Joseph, you ready? Okay? What we got raised?
Speaker 2 (24:44):
All right, there's a mixed bag just random words we're
dealing with here. Joseph, all right, start the clock.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Now, take this off a tree, throw it and the
dog will bring it back. It's just a plane, old bo. No, No,
woods made of wood?
Speaker 5 (25:03):
Oh what No?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
No, a little little no, another one.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
Through here.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
No, No, it's wood. It's wood. It's off a limb.
It's just a plain old branch.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
No.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
I don't know why I couldn't give up. The dog fetched,
but the tainter's head. Time to think about it, my bad, Joseph,
dog on it all right? Cold, you're up, are you there?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Body?
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Sir? All right?
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Ready to go?
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Blank and stones will break My bom.
Speaker 10 (25:44):
Rhymes with it.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
This is what you do to your remote control. It
makes this noise. A blank your seat belt, blanket or ticket, Yes,
rhymes with it. Your house can made out of this
red blank? No, it rhymes with the other word.
Speaker 6 (26:03):
It's uh.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
The three little pigs, maybe one was made out of sticks,
one was made out of I don't know when. The
one was made out of this.
Speaker 10 (26:11):
Paper.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Let's say what we got here boys.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
All right, Joseph, we didn't score on the stick part,
but Cole put two on the boards, all right, not more,
not out of reach? All right, all right, Joseph, here
we go, buddy. Here's where we pile up the points.
You ready, okay? Picking up on that last one?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Ready?
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Go?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
What's the house made out of? Noto not woold?
Speaker 14 (26:42):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (26:43):
All right? Rhymes with it. A little old cluck? Cluck
goes the little what? Yes? Uh huh rhymes with another
name for a movie. Let's go catch a video. No,
rhymes with it. Let's go catch a You might do
this to a bus. Blanket off your shoulder, it's rhyming. Yes,
(27:05):
rhymes with it. Blank the ball, Yes, so right, Joseph,
good work, money woman doing. I'm excited.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
We take the lead by two now, I'll be honest.
Speaker 10 (27:20):
All I heard was Jaggie who heard it?
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Anything slides these days. I don't know whether you notice that.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Cald you there, buddy, Yes, sir, if y'all get two,
you will tie three, will win.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Ready, let's go blank some strawberries. Let's go. Yes, rhymes
with it. It means to do something really fast. B
blank about it? Yes, I feel good. I'm very what
rhymes with it? Yes, rhymes with it.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
This is when the surface play were talking you you
want Yeah, that was five to four. That's what you
did right here.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
No, because you were counting.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Joseph Dogg and we came up a little short. But
you can try again, buddy. Appreciate you playing the game, guys.
Speaker 7 (28:20):
All right, thank you guys very much.
Speaker 12 (28:22):
I enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Oh right, my.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Man, come look at you up and say to Virginia
getting the Big Old prize by congratulations, buddy, Good morning,
Big show is on the radio. Well, our boy up
in Boon I repaced the very busy, but he contacted you.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
It was yeah Facebook. His Facebook post was very long,
so he.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Had all these post yes, rewarding Big Joe listeners. Persistency.
All right, all right, let's say he says a load
of here the diaryl Gary Busey where Gary is subducted
by aliens. Oh yeah, that is one of the faves
and I found it. You got it hour coming up next,
(29:26):
Good morning. This will make Shaw on the radio world
until your Thursday, and then request something you would like
to hear bout this time Monday through Friday. Hit us
up on the John Boy Miller Facebook page. Here we'll
go with this request from entry from IRA got the body.
It's time for the diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
Dear Diary. This is Gary ucy Well Diary. I reckon
this entry is just going to kind be a private one,
just betwixt the two of us. See this is of
an intensely private nature. I was abducted by aliens twice.
(30:14):
First time diary. I pulled over an off ramp to
buy a bag of oranges from Senor Citrus. He commenced
to giving me the poor mouth about his truck being
broke down, so I told him I'd give him a
ride for two bags of oranges. I should have known
some of the was up on account of the way
Old Senior jumped on the offer. He handed me a
(30:37):
bottle of bar brand to kilan. Before I knew it.
I woke up beside the road in the middle of
the desert, wearing just my BVDS and a scorpion like
a nipple rain. My dad gum car was gone, but
kudos to Senior Citrus. He did leave me what was
left to that bottle of old buzzard puke and then
(30:58):
two bag of oranges. It's good for your heart and
it makes your pee. Always take your vitamin seat. Juicy, juicy,
turn me lucy.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Squirt, so dowry.
Speaker 5 (31:11):
There I sat on a big rock, sipping hooch, sucking
on an orange, and watching the sun go down. I
tried to use my cellphone to call Crazy Frankie, but
I couldn't get a signal. Hard to believe, because I've
always had such good luck with T mobile. I was
stuck with waiting for the next car to come by.
(31:31):
Just as it got dark, I see two lights heading
down the road toward me, but the closer they got,
the higher off of the road they seem to be.
Before I know that, them lights is overhead and they're attached.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
To a thing.
Speaker 5 (31:46):
It looked like a big hover in French toilets, you
know them fancy ones that have the drinking fountain in
the middle. Before I knew it, a bright beam of
light hit me and I started floating up. But there
I took the final pull off that bottle of tequila
just before I got sucked up into the mothership. Hey Maul,
(32:10):
look at me flying like a bubbly bee. Go to
leave the human race. Fly around in otter space, hoping
they don't melt my face, you wes.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
I.
Speaker 5 (32:22):
All of a sudden like I'm standing in the belly
of the humongous space scooter. Now, it weren't nothing like
you see in the movies. It looked kind of like
the hotel at the Orlando Airport. They even had an
olive garden, at least that's what it looked like. The
sign above the door was written right and I did
in the pah blah, but it looked like it said.
Speaker 8 (32:45):
Y'all.
Speaker 5 (32:48):
But it had a picture of a bowl of noodles
under it, so there you go. Before I could give
my name to the hostess, I got surrounded by a
passil of space chicks. I don't reckon they had ever
seen such a handsome, virile earthling before. All little female
(33:09):
space gals come over and they started to touch at me.
At least I think they was gals. I hope they
was gowned healthy. I don't readily know for sure. They
all looked a good bit like Margaret Show, with better
skin and less uptime. Not a best case scenario, but
the fact is I've been out of action for a
while and not tequila was a lower in my defenses,
(33:31):
So I didn't squawk about it, because you know who's
ever gonna know? Homely space gown? Please pardon me, homely
space gown? Is you a hear she?
Speaker 1 (33:44):
A homely space gown? You turned me on and that's
the truth. What do you think?
Speaker 5 (33:50):
Come my big toots, let me nibble on you. By
that time, the menfolks showed up. What a sorry bunch
of guls they were. Every last one of them looked
like a sadder, more pitiful version of David Shwimmer, if
that's even possible. Well, they took me by the arms
(34:11):
and led me to a room with a big doctor's
table on it. I've seen enough specials on the Sci
Fi channel to know what this was about. They were
fixing to look up my old address, but unlucky for them,
I was in a good mood, so I dropped trying,
(34:32):
jumped up on the table. I said, okay, there are eight,
let's get this over with. If there was any probe
and heading my way, I wasn't too worried about it.
Every one of them had these long, pencil thin fingers,
not like my regular doctor. So if they were going
to give me the Jeff Dunham treatment. I figured the
(34:53):
boos that take their hedge off. The one that I
figured was the main doctor had this big old ring
on his finger. I said, hey, there are Ben Spacey.
Why don't you lose that ring before you do your thing?
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Ha ha ha.
Speaker 5 (35:08):
I started laughing, but he didn't think it was funny.
They put this gimmick over my schnas and I was
off to dreamland. Hey, Scotty, beat me up, space critters,
get it up feet, get the stirrup ready for my
clothes up mars Venus and your rating. This bent over
like Greg lagat this gold finger, cold finger pleading pants
told dance, turn your head and coffee.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (35:36):
Well, I woke up in my own bed. I looked
at my phone and it was three dad gum days later.
That empty tequila bottle was right there on the floor.
I shook my pound and head and blamed the whole
thing on the DT's But when I went in from
my morning constitutional, to my surprise, right there in the
(35:59):
ball wrapped around one of my butter Scotch cobras was
that doctor's rag hot liquor. Never took it off. Man,
you can't trust no one, no matter what planet they're from.
Speaker 10 (36:14):
Well Dowry, I got to ski down.
Speaker 5 (36:19):
I'm going to play laser tag with Donnie Most and
Nanson Williams against Dick Van Patten's hump Kids. Until next time,
diarie xis and ows Gary.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Use good morning makess on our radio. If you like
(37:01):
this playhouse for your John Bobilly album. Keywords Mexican toys
hit the Big Box the Big Show dot Com. Welcome
to John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 11 (37:15):
Today's episode, A Mexican walks into Toys r Us as
our story opens, A Mexican walks in the toys of guys.
Speaker 6 (37:24):
Excuse me, senior reader.
Speaker 13 (37:27):
Ah, good day to you, monsieur. Welcome to Toys r US.
My name is Michelle I most cause you need that.
I am a foreign student and mine glasses.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
He's less than perfect. You made me laugh, Na theen
What is it your wish to purchas?
Speaker 15 (37:48):
I think you'd better start with the towels to whipe
Holy Spirit off me. I don't really know much about it.
It's one of those no video game systems.
Speaker 4 (38:01):
Oh, I see?
Speaker 6 (38:02):
And why are you growling?
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Do you know the name of this video game system
we franchise? Excellent senor what the hell are you?
Speaker 6 (38:27):
I do not understand what you are saying, and I
don't think I'm the only.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
One you don't.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Won't you just speak French? No?
Speaker 6 (38:41):
Neither were you? There was that was English?
Speaker 13 (38:46):
Oh, my apologies? Asked if you know the name of
the system, and I thought you said we we That is.
Speaker 6 (38:54):
What I said.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
So you do speak French?
Speaker 15 (38:57):
No?
Speaker 6 (38:58):
I speak Spanish and the need a bit of English.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
My apologies. I will speak more slowly. Do you know
the name of the item.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
You wish to purchase? See?
Speaker 3 (39:16):
We see we?
Speaker 13 (39:20):
No, just we, Messieur, I perceived that you are something me.
Speaker 6 (39:26):
No, Thedn't you exactly what I want?
Speaker 3 (39:33):
So would you tell me again? C Is that English?
Speaker 6 (39:38):
No, it's Spanish, messieur.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
Just as you do not speak French, I do not
speak Spanish.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Could you.
Speaker 6 (39:48):
That what Papa eats?
Speaker 13 (39:53):
Could you please tell.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
Me it's a name in English? Isn't that French?
Speaker 6 (39:58):
No, it's English? Or it might be Japanese. I'm not
really sure.
Speaker 13 (40:03):
Oh, let's not bring a third language into this. Do
you want me to assist you or not? I mean yes,
Then let me approach this.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
From a different direction. You insist, is this is the purchase. Oh,
this item for you?
Speaker 16 (40:22):
Purchase is what I do to my eggs. No, it
is for my nephew, he says. If I buy it
for him, all would come true.
Speaker 13 (40:36):
Oh, sons, you get home, your nephew opens the items
and exactedly begin playing with ease.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
I beg your pardon.
Speaker 6 (40:48):
He would play with his Wii.
Speaker 3 (40:50):
Monsieur, you are in a public place. I must canto
you to watch your language.
Speaker 6 (40:58):
I'm not playing with my Wii. But then is what
he will be doing playing with his Wii.
Speaker 13 (41:04):
If you do not start speaking to me and say
his manner, I will terminate this conversation.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
Promise, do you wish to make a pur chess?
Speaker 1 (41:13):
See?
Speaker 6 (41:15):
We say? We we see?
Speaker 7 (41:19):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (41:20):
See?
Speaker 3 (41:20):
We're Oh, we see it's just we josue.
Speaker 6 (41:25):
See I think you mean the lords? He what does
that mean?
Speaker 1 (41:38):
It is French? Oh?
Speaker 11 (41:39):
So holy mayor. We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and
Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 6 (41:51):
You know that Sara Mahaya.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
Tune?
Speaker 11 (41:56):
And again next time we'll hear the qustrial electronics guy
at Walmart say, hey, the big man, let me hold
a dollar.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
Hello, my eyes all up here, big box.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
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Big Show ninety nine since each fifteen for.
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Speaker 2 (00:25):
That's a big show on the radio for your Thursday,
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us search for keywords Mexican toys.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Or you want to see what happens next at the.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Big Show dot com? All right there, see what happens
right now? Will we beat the block? Let's read our contestant,
Bruce Shout of Darlington, South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Good morning, Bruce, morning down boy.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Hey body, welcome house. Everything down Darlington's.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Good, good, good buddy.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Well, Bruce, we're gonna ask Tatter some questions. You agree
or disagree? Yourt two bells for two buzzers, and you
got to have a Herd prize packer.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
All right, bought it, all right, Marcy.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Twenty five percent of Americans believe they exist, and about
ten percent say they've seen one.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
What are they?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
They're idiots?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
They've seen idiots seeing this?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
No, they've seen a ghost.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Seen a ghost, they say, Bruce, agree or disagree? Ghosts?
I disagree.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I think of alien. You're going with the alien in
your mind and that I know it was a ghosts?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Twenty five percent on the ghost. We'll have to look
up the alien for another beating the blonde. Randy Brandy says, thanks,
Bruce will be happy to you, don't He loves.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
The Google machine, don't you know?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
All right, well here we go.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Okay, dater, every time a box of wheedies with tiger
woods on the front was sold, he got a dime?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
What did the farmer who grew the wheat get the shaft?
To be more specific, please, I.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Think I think the farmer did well and got a quarter.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Wow, the farmer got a quarter? Bruce, you agree or disagree?
I'll agree on that.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
No oh no.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Sorry, no way, man, farmer only got five cents.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Tiger got a dime? Yeah right that way.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Well, Bruce will get you a consolation prize for way
and send you off. All right, no boy, okay, thanks,
all right man, hang on.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Alright, man.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Whenever there's a Titanic daton history some I always bring
up Rich Shiner.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Yeah, man, we're gonna.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Bring him up ourself right after this important your news man,
(03:47):
Good morning. I make shows on the radio. We were
talking about the Titanic dating history a few days ago
nineteen twelve. She went down and the movie came out
and comedian Rich Shiner on a big show, and we
all just saw it.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
So I remember it like we just saw it.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
I sat there with my wife.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
She's sniffling, living all around sniffling.
Speaker 7 (04:12):
I'm sitting there.
Speaker 8 (04:12):
I think, like most guys watching it, going, he should
have tried it up on the board one more time.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 9 (04:20):
He tried one time and he just said, I'll just
hang here and freeze to death.
Speaker 10 (04:23):
I'd been like, whoever, big, I'm giving one more shot.
Speaker 8 (04:26):
You like to cuddle, We're gonna cuddle.
Speaker 10 (04:29):
I'm gonna cuddle this morn. Yeah, that was one problem, alright,
that was.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
One I didn't need.
Speaker 8 (04:38):
The two and a half hours before the ship hit
the bird.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Hey, I had to open that movie.
Speaker 8 (04:42):
It'd been a much quicker movie. My opening scene would
have been two guys in the crow's nest going, what
is that a nice berdon? That's how an open movie.
That's when the title's coming up, and those guys going,
we should have some binoculars up here, what is that
nice bird?
Speaker 6 (04:56):
Let the fun begin?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
She is a guy.
Speaker 9 (04:59):
I enjoyed most watching all these people, you know, drowning,
because I'm thinking I don't have any problems right now. Yeah,
if you're hanging on the top of this ship and
it's not ready to slip into the abyss, you're not
worried about your mortgage.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
And what's this about.
Speaker 11 (05:14):
Okay, here we go, hold your breath and start swimming.
Speaker 10 (05:17):
Yeah, right, because she had some.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Really good swimming clothes on. She had a dressed for
about three hundred pounds of course or something.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
She would have been sucked down in the bathtub.
Speaker 10 (05:28):
A hot tub would have been bad news for this out.
Speaker 11 (05:32):
Let alone.
Speaker 8 (05:33):
You know, twenty degree water out in the middle of
the Atlantic. Yeah, she didn't get sucked down on the Titanic.
Speaker 10 (05:39):
No, just bobbed up.
Speaker 8 (05:42):
What's that a lot of air trapped under that dress.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
No, I know, there's the top that Just hang on.
Speaker 8 (05:50):
Hold your breath because we should be in the bottom
of about thirty seconds and we'll just bob up for.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
Three miles down. Yeah, I know, I know.
Speaker 8 (06:02):
It's unbelievable him just hanging.
Speaker 10 (06:04):
On the end of that board.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
So listen.
Speaker 10 (06:06):
At the end, we had debates about this.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Lisa Lady and her friends say the woman went to
sleep at.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
The end of the when she throws and dreamed necklace off.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
That stuff dreamed what the ending taking. This is one
of those.
Speaker 8 (06:27):
Tank didn't really you know, he didn't really die.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
We just dreamt he died, you know, at the end
when she laid down, and then she dreamt that she
was walking up the steps and he was standing at
the top. At the very very end, we're trying to say, hello, died, but.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Just thought it was a woman that she was sleeping.
See this woman. They love him.
Speaker 10 (06:53):
The guy died. That's great, that's the best.
Speaker 12 (06:56):
He died for me is the great ninety year old
woman shells over and they go, she really died.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
She was just dreamius.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
She has so much life in front of her.
Speaker 10 (07:05):
Twenty year old guy died.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
She goes, that's fantastic.
Speaker 8 (07:08):
He died so I could live.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
But the nine of the old woman, she's got so
much in front of her.
Speaker 10 (07:13):
It'd be tragedy if.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
She died before her time.
Speaker 11 (07:17):
Notice she just laid down and she shut her eyes.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
She's dead.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
She shouldn't be even alive that long.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
How old was she in the movie fourteen? Her character
was over one hundred, Yeah, overall hundred.
Speaker 10 (07:33):
She would have made the helicopter flight out.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
To the boat.
Speaker 8 (07:38):
The first time that boat hit a little bit away.
She did a little she sick, would have killed her. Yeah,
he's not, but we would say it'd be horrible if
she died before a time.
Speaker 12 (07:50):
You want to make a movie, make a lot of money,
Threaten the woman's life, kill the guy, kill lots of guys,
make lots of money, say women, save lots of it,
make lots of money.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
The formula that's them there.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
Save woman, kill a guy.
Speaker 8 (08:09):
Yeah, I don't ask my wife that if she thought.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
I didn't ask my wife that.
Speaker 10 (08:12):
But I've been all we were sitting there thinking it's
a dream.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
The old woman.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
There's nothing that leads you up to that she's getting
ready to die.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
She's not, but she's not ill. Did she at once?
Speaker 6 (08:24):
It's not and shuck the diamond.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Back in the water.
Speaker 13 (08:27):
She does.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
She was perfectly healthy.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
She walked over there.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
She was perfectly.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Leonardo was perfectly healthy before he hit the water too.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
I mean, she wasn't coughing or she said no, she
has to join him.
Speaker 12 (08:41):
She has to in order to join him, not even
some dream Indian state, dream walking Indian things.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
She had to die because he was dead.
Speaker 12 (08:51):
You know.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
The thing is now he's been waiting ninety years she's
a good looking He was hoping she died like with him.
Speaker 8 (08:59):
They could have had some time on the other second,
now his lover is ninety years old and he's still twenty.
Not really the match he was looking for.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
Oh man, all right, terrible, be terrible, she died.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Well, thank you very much for clearing that up. Titanic.
I can't wait till it comes out on video.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
I'm looking forward to seeing.
Speaker 8 (09:19):
She can fast forward the first you on laser dish
to just DVD, just zip right to the section three.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Amazingly.
Speaker 11 (09:29):
Well, start with the guys in the crow's nest.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Good morning, baby Jones on the radio. Alright, he's back
with some new material. Please stay tuned anyway and we'll
all suffer along together. Ladies and gentlemen, Please welcome to
your headliner joke.
Speaker 10 (10:11):
Nerd with wit. What's the HAPs my missiles?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
And I'm gonna try the urban comic thing?
Speaker 10 (10:19):
Are you no seet John Boy?
Speaker 7 (10:23):
In the comedy business, you have to reach out to
the young people through the language they most easily understand.
I'm merely employing the lingo do shore word, damn play
a well done? AnyWho, Hey, folks, it's great to be here.
I gotta go somewhere. Yeah, my marriage is on the
(10:44):
rocks again. My wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
That timing was spot on. A friend asked me why
my wife and I fight all the time. I said,
I don't know. She never tells me a little late.
Speaker 10 (11:04):
You know, I thought I married mis right. I just
didn't know. Her first name was always that is all
the money.
Speaker 7 (11:13):
Keep with that.
Speaker 10 (11:14):
I guess it's not all her fault, you know. She
asked me, will you still love me when my hair
is gray? I said, why not? I've made it through
the other forty three colors.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (11:25):
Friends say you should take her out more. No thanks.
Going to a party with your wife is like going
fishing with a game warden. Shut up, I know what
I said.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
That's kind of true.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (11:39):
That's where comedy comes from, John, Why there's truth in it.
I live like I'm going back to my self. I
live like a medieval night. Every night I go to
sleep with a battle axe by my side. Did you
turn into a feminist noun? She's always trying to change me.
(11:59):
She says, you need to get in touch with your
feminine side. So I wrecked the car Hi, I've always
managed to keep my trim figure over the years. I
wish I could say the same for my wife. When
she said she believed in love at first sight, I
didn't know she was talking about the dessert menu and
we go. You know, I took my wife to the
(12:22):
Super Bowl once she brought a spoon. My wife's got something,
thank you. My wife's got so many double chins it
looks like she's looking at you over a stack of pancakes.
(12:43):
Shut up, Peter, I thought you're on my side. I'm
not saying my wife is fat. But when we go
to the opera, no one will leave until she's saying,
because it's.
Speaker 10 (12:53):
Not over until.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Uh so, is this your wife said?
Speaker 10 (13:00):
No, this is my warm up. I got like twenty
minutes of the church bulletin bloopers. This great stuff.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
I'm sure it might have been maled the drums I
had to try. How about just give us your best
joke as a closer.
Speaker 10 (13:14):
That's tough, John Boy got so much rich material to
mine here.
Speaker 7 (13:18):
Okay, there's these two non binary albino aborigines that are
ordering a Chipotle. No oh oouch, let's see here. Okay,
try this one. A communist goes into Starbucks and peas
in the corner.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
No, don't you have anything that isn't offensive?
Speaker 6 (13:37):
Fine, all right.
Speaker 7 (13:40):
I was walking down the street with my friend and
there's an Italian organ grinder with a monkey, and my
friend puts a twenty dollars bill in his cup. I said, hey,
I thought you didn't like Italians, and he said, I don't,
but they're so adorable when they're little doll. I said
something that, are you Italian?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Now? What's your beef?
Speaker 10 (14:02):
I put a monkey in it for you?
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Damn it, damn play out. Well done, daw Good morning,
you got the big show on the radio. More chances
you to win coming up.
Speaker 10 (14:16):
After your news, weathering sports.
Speaker 14 (14:18):
Oh you can have all them good a two shoes
on the radio and talking about that damn teeth and
having baby.
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There.
Speaker 14 (14:27):
Nothing sexy has than a hot young man talking trash
on the radio. I like all them opinionated time men,
rock Limball, jawn handiy neil board Yah snow on the roof.
They had a fire in the partner. It's getting hot
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in here. I take off all my clothes. Who I
feel so vulnerable?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
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Right, it's on its way out.
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By George. I think he's got it. I know.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
We'll play for the world Lord prize baggage ten minutes.
Right now, it's time for Tater Tayman News. And here's
our girl, Marcy Tater Moran.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
I appreciate you. So Sean didty holmbs. His trial is
scheduled to begin Monday, May fifth, sinking to Mayo, and
it's expected to last several weeks. You know, they got
to get through that jury selection first, So however many
days it takes to get through that, As you know,
Diddy is pleaded not guilty to federal charges, including sex, trafficking,
and racketeering. Now people magazines reporting that part of Diddy's
(18:03):
defense involves his mental capacity to commit the crimes while
he was essentially wasted. They even have a doctor lined
up to testify. But the offense think it's a total,
totally irrelevant point. So prosecutors filed their opposition to this
(18:26):
line of testimony, and in the documents they say that
did he wants to have the doctor who's Columbia professor
testify that he had a quote mental condition bearing on
the issue of guilt end.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Quote mental condition bearing on the emphasis of guilt.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
The issue of guilt. I guess they're saying, you know,
he was wasted, he didn't know what he was doing.
He's not guilty because he.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Wasn't in the right way. He didn't fail the guilt.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Well he can't. Yeah, he can't admit to the guiltilty.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
So I'm going to this girl.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
He can't bear issue on the guilt because he was
wasted off.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Ah, he didn't know that he's and feel guilty about
what he was.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
So guilt as in like he pled not guilty to
the charge. It up, Hey, did you head man, what
I would to stay far away?
Speaker 2 (19:12):
From that.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (19:14):
All right.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
So the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Foundation has
announced its class of twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
We got so the rollers.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Well. To be eligible for induction, artists are required to
have released their first record twenty five years prior to
the induction. Okay, So those elected for induction in the
fun categories are performer category, where they've created music whose
originality impacted, influences changed the course of rock and roll.
Bad Company, Chubby Checker, Joe Cocker, Cyndi Lauper, Outcast, Sound Garden,
(19:46):
and the White Stripes.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
White Stripes.
Speaker 10 (19:50):
Yeah, we've heard of three of them.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Outcasts. They're like a shake it, shake it rate Jackie,
like a Paula right picks. I'm going to shake it,
shake it. I'm not doing anything justice years, all right.
Musical Influence Award goes to the artist whose music and
performance style has directly influence, inspired, and involved rock and
roll and music impacting the culture. Went to Sultan Peppa
(20:16):
and Warren Yvonne.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
All right.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
So the induction ceremony will be held on Saturday, November eighth.
Got a ways to wait and it will be happening
in l A. You'll be able to stream that on
Disney Plus and it'll be available the next day on
Hulu for those of you who dig watching that. Folks
that didn't who were nominated but no, didn't get enough votes, Fish,
(20:39):
Billy Idol, The Black Crows, Mariah Carey and Oasis.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
Oh right, Mariah Carey, rock and roll is always wanted
to do it, just wanted to see your faces, all right.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
A year ago today, Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck officially
operated I know you were just watching that and on
the edge of your seat. Well, since then, they have
finalized their divorce, but they're still connected to some real estate.
They have a thirty eight thousand square foot mega mansion
that they purchased for sixty one million dollars. TMZ reports
(21:17):
that Ben is well, he's eager to drop that price
so that he could move on. J Lo disagrees. Of course,
she doesn't want to lose a penny on the place.
So they've tried for more than a year to sell
this property in Beverly Hills. So, first off, there's not
a huge buyer poll in the in the mood for
a sixty one million dollar home. The market dwindleds when
you consider mortgage interest rates and rising insurance costs after
(21:39):
the La wildflot fires.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
I want to know who would have to get a mortgage?
Jonah sixty one dollar half night? Should we have to
just go ahead?
Speaker 3 (21:48):
And you know, so I think they paid, They've paid
for it in cash, but they owe one thousand dollars
a day in Los Angeles County property taxes plus a
half million for a home insurance policy, according to TMZ.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
So Ben's like, and I hear taxes are kind of
high in California.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
That's why they gotta pay a thousand a day, a
thousand a day a day on that property. Yeah, what
would they drop it to fifty million? I mean, like,
you're not happy with that. But that's j Low hanging
in there.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Somebody is tired of her.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
You could be with the Kardashians. They're developing a series
for Hulu called Calabasas Behind the Gates, and it's a
reality show where cameras will focus on the friends and
neighbors in their gated community.
Speaker 6 (22:50):
What are you doing, drain?
Speaker 11 (22:52):
What do you do?
Speaker 3 (22:53):
It's not about us, it's about our neighbors.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
I can't wait for that wild h A meeting. Oh well,
thank you, for that report. Welcome, Let's get us a winner.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Let's play a worthy word alright, THEA one eight hundred
big show you told free line.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
We'll get a couple of contestants, team up and play next.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Good morning, this big show already you wanted to May first,
Thursday morning. You gotta playhouse featured track of Mexican walks
into toys r us and see what happens.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Down down George Stein, go to my old days. I'll
beard no money. How about right now, let's.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Play at everybody's head.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
I buy the bed, get the wordy word of a
worthy Let's meet the contestants.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
We got Joseph from Vinton, Virginia. Good morning, Joseph, good morning,
good morning. We got another Virginian. It's cold out of Salem.
Good morning, cold, good morning, good morning. I call theirs, Joseph, Joseph.
There's coal then Salem. I don't know how far apart
y'all are? Anybody know? Fifteen minutes? Well, boy, I gotta
(24:26):
at the store.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Thinks you'll bring together here place morning ward is all right,
it'll be tater and cold John Boy and Joseph. So cole,
you relax, me and Joseph will go for the first
thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
All right, Joseph, you ready? Okay? What we got raised?
Speaker 2 (24:44):
All right, there's a mixed bag just random words we're
dealing with here. Joseph, all right, start the clock.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Now, take this off a tree, throw it and the
dog will bring it back. It's just a plane, old bo. No, No,
woods made of wood?
Speaker 5 (25:03):
Oh what No?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
No, a little little no, another one.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
Through here.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
No, No, it's wood. It's wood. It's off a limb.
It's just a plain old branch.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
No.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
I don't know why I couldn't give up. The dog fetched,
but the tainter's head. Time to think about it, my bad, Joseph,
dog on it all right? Cold, you're up, are you there?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Body?
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Sir? All right?
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Ready to go?
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Blank and stones will break My bom.
Speaker 10 (25:44):
Rhymes with it.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
This is what you do to your remote control. It
makes this noise. A blank your seat belt, blanket or ticket, Yes,
rhymes with it. Your house can made out of this
red blank? No, it rhymes with the other word.
Speaker 6 (26:03):
It's uh.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
The three little pigs, maybe one was made out of sticks,
one was made out of I don't know when. The
one was made out of this.
Speaker 10 (26:11):
Paper.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Let's say what we got here boys.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
All right, Joseph, we didn't score on the stick part,
but Cole put two on the boards, all right, not more,
not out of reach? All right, all right, Joseph, here
we go, buddy. Here's where we pile up the points.
You ready, okay? Picking up on that last one?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Ready?
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Go?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
What's the house made out of? Noto not woold?
Speaker 14 (26:42):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (26:43):
All right? Rhymes with it. A little old cluck? Cluck
goes the little what? Yes? Uh huh rhymes with another
name for a movie. Let's go catch a video. No,
rhymes with it. Let's go catch a You might do
this to a bus. Blanket off your shoulder, it's rhyming. Yes,
(27:05):
rhymes with it. Blank the ball, Yes, so right, Joseph,
good work, money woman doing. I'm excited.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
We take the lead by two now, I'll be honest.
Speaker 10 (27:20):
All I heard was Jaggie who heard it?
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Anything slides these days. I don't know whether you notice that.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Cald you there, buddy, Yes, sir, if y'all get two,
you will tie three, will win.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Ready, let's go blank some strawberries. Let's go. Yes, rhymes
with it. It means to do something really fast. B
blank about it? Yes, I feel good. I'm very what
rhymes with it? Yes, rhymes with it.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
This is when the surface play were talking you you
want Yeah, that was five to four. That's what you
did right here.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
No, because you were counting.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Joseph Dogg and we came up a little short. But
you can try again, buddy. Appreciate you playing the game, guys.
Speaker 7 (28:20):
All right, thank you guys very much.
Speaker 12 (28:22):
I enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Oh right, my.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Man, come look at you up and say to Virginia
getting the Big Old prize by congratulations, buddy, Good morning,
Big show is on the radio. Well, our boy up
in Boon I repaced the very busy, but he contacted you.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
It was yeah Facebook. His Facebook post was very long,
so he.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Had all these post yes, rewarding Big Joe listeners. Persistency.
All right, all right, let's say he says a load
of here the diaryl Gary Busey where Gary is subducted
by aliens. Oh yeah, that is one of the faves
and I found it. You got it hour coming up next,
(29:26):
Good morning. This will make Shaw on the radio world
until your Thursday, and then request something you would like
to hear bout this time Monday through Friday. Hit us
up on the John Boy Miller Facebook page. Here we'll
go with this request from entry from IRA got the body.
It's time for the diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
Dear Diary. This is Gary ucy Well Diary. I reckon
this entry is just going to kind be a private one,
just betwixt the two of us. See this is of
an intensely private nature. I was abducted by aliens twice.
(30:14):
First time diary. I pulled over an off ramp to
buy a bag of oranges from Senor Citrus. He commenced
to giving me the poor mouth about his truck being
broke down, so I told him I'd give him a
ride for two bags of oranges. I should have known
some of the was up on account of the way
Old Senior jumped on the offer. He handed me a
(30:37):
bottle of bar brand to kilan. Before I knew it.
I woke up beside the road in the middle of
the desert, wearing just my BVDS and a scorpion like
a nipple rain. My dad gum car was gone, but
kudos to Senior Citrus. He did leave me what was
left to that bottle of old buzzard puke and then
(30:58):
two bag of oranges. It's good for your heart and
it makes your pee. Always take your vitamin seat. Juicy, juicy,
turn me lucy.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Squirt, so dowry.
Speaker 5 (31:11):
There I sat on a big rock, sipping hooch, sucking
on an orange, and watching the sun go down. I
tried to use my cellphone to call Crazy Frankie, but
I couldn't get a signal. Hard to believe, because I've
always had such good luck with T mobile. I was
stuck with waiting for the next car to come by.
(31:31):
Just as it got dark, I see two lights heading
down the road toward me, but the closer they got,
the higher off of the road they seem to be.
Before I know that, them lights is overhead and they're attached.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
To a thing.
Speaker 5 (31:46):
It looked like a big hover in French toilets, you
know them fancy ones that have the drinking fountain in
the middle. Before I knew it, a bright beam of
light hit me and I started floating up. But there
I took the final pull off that bottle of tequila
just before I got sucked up into the mothership. Hey Maul,
(32:10):
look at me flying like a bubbly bee. Go to
leave the human race. Fly around in otter space, hoping
they don't melt my face, you wes.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
I.
Speaker 5 (32:22):
All of a sudden like I'm standing in the belly
of the humongous space scooter. Now, it weren't nothing like
you see in the movies. It looked kind of like
the hotel at the Orlando Airport. They even had an
olive garden, at least that's what it looked like. The
sign above the door was written right and I did
in the pah blah, but it looked like it said.
Speaker 8 (32:45):
Y'all.
Speaker 5 (32:48):
But it had a picture of a bowl of noodles
under it, so there you go. Before I could give
my name to the hostess, I got surrounded by a
passil of space chicks. I don't reckon they had ever
seen such a handsome, virile earthling before. All little female
(33:09):
space gals come over and they started to touch at me.
At least I think they was gals. I hope they
was gowned healthy. I don't readily know for sure. They
all looked a good bit like Margaret Show, with better
skin and less uptime. Not a best case scenario, but
the fact is I've been out of action for a
while and not tequila was a lower in my defenses,
(33:31):
So I didn't squawk about it, because you know who's
ever gonna know? Homely space gown? Please pardon me, homely
space gown? Is you a hear she?
Speaker 1 (33:44):
A homely space gown? You turned me on and that's
the truth. What do you think?
Speaker 5 (33:50):
Come my big toots, let me nibble on you. By
that time, the menfolks showed up. What a sorry bunch
of guls they were. Every last one of them looked
like a sadder, more pitiful version of David Shwimmer, if
that's even possible. Well, they took me by the arms
(34:11):
and led me to a room with a big doctor's
table on it. I've seen enough specials on the Sci
Fi channel to know what this was about. They were
fixing to look up my old address, but unlucky for them,
I was in a good mood, so I dropped trying,
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jumped up on the table. I said, okay, there are eight,
let's get this over with. If there was any probe
and heading my way, I wasn't too worried about it.
Every one of them had these long, pencil thin fingers,
not like my regular doctor. So if they were going
to give me the Jeff Dunham treatment. I figured the
(34:53):
boos that take their hedge off. The one that I
figured was the main doctor had this big old ring
on his finger. I said, hey, there are Ben Spacey.
Why don't you lose that ring before you do your thing?
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Ha ha ha.
Speaker 5 (35:08):
I started laughing, but he didn't think it was funny.
They put this gimmick over my schnas and I was
off to dreamland. Hey, Scotty, beat me up, space critters,
get it up feet, get the stirrup ready for my
clothes up mars Venus and your rating. This bent over
like Greg lagat this gold finger, cold finger pleading pants
told dance, turn your head and coffee.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (35:36):
Well, I woke up in my own bed. I looked
at my phone and it was three dad gum days later.
That empty tequila bottle was right there on the floor.
I shook my pound and head and blamed the whole
thing on the DT's But when I went in from
my morning constitutional, to my surprise, right there in the
(35:59):
ball wrapped around one of my butter Scotch cobras was
that doctor's rag hot liquor. Never took it off. Man,
you can't trust no one, no matter what planet they're from.
Speaker 10 (36:14):
Well Dowry, I got to ski down.
Speaker 5 (36:19):
I'm going to play laser tag with Donnie Most and
Nanson Williams against Dick Van Patten's hump Kids. Until next time,
diarie xis and ows Gary.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Use good morning makess on our radio. If you like
(37:01):
this playhouse for your John Bobilly album. Keywords Mexican toys
hit the Big Box the Big Show dot Com. Welcome
to John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 11 (37:15):
Today's episode, A Mexican walks into Toys r Us as
our story opens, A Mexican walks in the toys of guys.
Speaker 6 (37:24):
Excuse me, senior reader.
Speaker 13 (37:27):
Ah, good day to you, monsieur. Welcome to Toys r US.
My name is Michelle I most cause you need that.
I am a foreign student and mine glasses.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
He's less than perfect. You made me laugh, Na theen
What is it your wish to purchas?
Speaker 15 (37:48):
I think you'd better start with the towels to whipe
Holy Spirit off me. I don't really know much about it.
It's one of those no video game systems.
Speaker 4 (38:01):
Oh, I see?
Speaker 6 (38:02):
And why are you growling?
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Do you know the name of this video game system
we franchise? Excellent senor what the hell are you?
Speaker 6 (38:27):
I do not understand what you are saying, and I
don't think I'm the only.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
One you don't.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Won't you just speak French? No?
Speaker 6 (38:41):
Neither were you? There was that was English?
Speaker 13 (38:46):
Oh, my apologies? Asked if you know the name of
the system, and I thought you said we we That is.
Speaker 6 (38:54):
What I said.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
So you do speak French?
Speaker 15 (38:57):
No?
Speaker 6 (38:58):
I speak Spanish and the need a bit of English.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
My apologies. I will speak more slowly. Do you know
the name of the item.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
You wish to purchase? See?
Speaker 3 (39:16):
We see we?
Speaker 13 (39:20):
No, just we, Messieur, I perceived that you are something me.
Speaker 6 (39:26):
No, Thedn't you exactly what I want?
Speaker 3 (39:33):
So would you tell me again? C Is that English?
Speaker 6 (39:38):
No, it's Spanish, messieur.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
Just as you do not speak French, I do not
speak Spanish.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Could you.
Speaker 6 (39:48):
That what Papa eats?
Speaker 13 (39:53):
Could you please tell.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
Me it's a name in English? Isn't that French?
Speaker 6 (39:58):
No, it's English? Or it might be Japanese. I'm not
really sure.
Speaker 13 (40:03):
Oh, let's not bring a third language into this. Do
you want me to assist you or not? I mean yes,
Then let me approach this.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
From a different direction. You insist, is this is the purchase. Oh,
this item for you?
Speaker 16 (40:22):
Purchase is what I do to my eggs. No, it
is for my nephew, he says. If I buy it
for him, all would come true.
Speaker 13 (40:36):
Oh, sons, you get home, your nephew opens the items
and exactedly begin playing with ease.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
I beg your pardon.
Speaker 6 (40:48):
He would play with his Wii.
Speaker 3 (40:50):
Monsieur, you are in a public place. I must canto
you to watch your language.
Speaker 6 (40:58):
I'm not playing with my Wii. But then is what
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