July 17, 2025 • 47 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll hook up with Lionel from Law Tigers to get his plans for this year’s Sturgis Motorcycle Rally.. - In honor of Art Linkletter’s birthday - we have a collection of things kids say.. - We’ll get back on track with NASCAR commentator Doug Rice as he foreshadows this weekend's race at Dover Motor Speedway.. - Arnold Schwarzenegger has numerous catchphrases - but not everything he suggests make it onto the big screen - we have a list of 10 that were rejected.. - Mary Jane will be bedazzled the few segments with some of her deep thoughts.. - and Mr. Sulu will take our last spot with his message about old spice…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up, we
play Beating the Blonde for one hundred and twenty dollars
worth of bulls not cleaning products made in the USA.
Check drivers, That's what I gik. It would be a
mean iranic drug drivers. Keep America moving, bull's not making
sure they look good doing it. All right, Doug Rice
(00:20):
is on the line with us. We've been looking forward
to catching up with Doug here because I got a
very important question. First of all, Doug, good morning, buddy,
how's the boy?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Everything is wonderful in my universe? So glad to say that.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Good deal, buddy, So what I want? What will? First?
Let's go ahead and tell him that SVG, who I
thought was from Argentina or somewhere at first when he
first came on the scene. No, I thought he was
from Germany. I knew it was a some bring country. Yes,
one dog and you, And he said, man, you might
want to get to notice guy. So he wins again
(00:56):
out in Sonoma and again because he won the Chicago
Street race. We didn't get to talk to you about
that was all. So that's two in a row. That's
three wins for this god. Doug, do you call him.
Could he be the best road course driver in NASCAR? Ever?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Oh ever, it's starting to feel that way.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
He's won three out of the last five races, and
in a pretty short period time and about a season's
worth of races, he's won four street course races, well,
two street course races. Then he won at Sonoma. And
that's the scary thing that he won out there at
a track that NASCAR has been racing at since way
(01:43):
back when I think eighty nine was the first race
at Sonoma. So it's not like the other drivers don't
have experience there and he went out there and just
he just schooled them. I mean, it wasn't it's not
even really been close with the way that he's winning
these races right now.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
And you know, it's like you and your motorsports, Okay,
so you know he's probably got a good car. But
that's what you know, is this talk some of my
buzz is it the car? Is he just that good
with what he can do with what he's got.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Well, he ran the Junior Motorsports car in the Exfinity
race and did really well. He's been running for Trackhouse,
so he's a teammate right now with Daniel Swarez. For
the rest of the year, he's been let go at
Trackhouse and Ross Chastain. The car is good, they've got
really good cars, but he's the difference maker. He's just
that good. He's got a unique style of breaking and
(02:34):
that's where he's beating everybody, is how he breaks going
into the corners. And even though they have access to
all the data and they see exactly what that he
can do, nobody can replicate it. I mean, this is
this is a different He is a difference maker. There's
just no doubt about it. And anytime they're going left
and right, he's got to be the favorite. The good
(02:55):
news for the rest of the competition. They go to
Dover this weekend, that's a conventional and he'll he'll leave
his Superman Cape at home.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Well that's wild, so no no mess. You know how
I miss things? H So was he driving for Junior
the eighty eight car? He won in the eighty eight Sunday.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
He he won in the eighty eight. It's weird. He
raced the eighty eight.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Car one on Saturday, uh huh, and that was another
Junior Motor sports car. So Connor Zilich won in that
in the Infinity race, just barely beating out Shane van Gisberg.
Shane could have moved him out of the way on
the last lap, but Shane was also in the Junior
Motorsports car on Saturday, and I think he's thinking, you
(03:44):
know what, let's I don't need this, Let's just take
it easy. In Zelich one, he's Connor Zeliz is a
really good road racer.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Two.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
By the way, and he's only eighteen. I think they
had to give him grape juice in Victory Lane and
Sonoma because he wasn't old enough to drink wine. Isn't
that so cute?
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Well?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I love Zucker could drive because I know Shade he
was trying. He wasn't gonna push him out of the way,
but he tried to get by him and he just
couldn't do it.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
There was an excellent finish, Yeah it was. That was
a great last few laps between SVG and Zilich for
the Infinity race, and then SVG just schooled him again
on Sunday. But he's won three out of the last
five races. He won Mexico by like seventeen seconds. He
had a pretty comfortable win at Chicago, Land and also
(04:35):
out at tu Sonoma, so he's in his element. The
way he could be a real factor in all of
this is there's one road course race left in the
regular season. He's right now he would be the third
seed going into the playoffs. He's going to be a
high seed because he's got so many playoff points from
these three wins. He's won as many races as anybody
(04:55):
else this year, and he's going to be a high
seed going in.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
And if he can.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Get through the first three races of the playoffs, then
he gets to the roval at Charlotte and you got
to like his chances there to win that one.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
So he's thinking this out. I've heard him talk about it.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
You know, if I can, if I can still be
standing after the first three races in the playoffs, he's
got a legitimate shot. It's a really fun story for
a guy that two years ago when he appeared on
the scene, most of the commentators, including yours, truly didn't
know how to pronounce his name.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
That's wild and Doug. There's only six races left until
the playoffs.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I know, it's really counting down. We got dover this
weekend and then after that Indy. Here's a fun little story.
They started this end season tournament and all it's about
is whoever wins it. They built the brackets. Whoever wins
it wins a million dollars. They're down to the final four.
In one of the brackets, it's going to be Ty
(05:57):
Gibbs versus Tyler Reddick. So good Toyota drivers. Reddick's won
a bunch of races. Gibbs is not one, but he's
really improved a lot this year. In the other bracket,
one of these two drivers will be the last two
drivers standing, and that's John Hunter Nimachek, who drives for
Jimmy Johnson's team Legacy Motor Club, and Ty Dylon, who
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was the lowest seed going in. He was the thirty
second seed going into this tournament. He's already advanced. He
moved Alex Bowman out of the way on the last
lap out of Sonoma because that's who he was paired against.
Shoved him out of the way, got the spot. So
Ty Dylan, that driver that most people don't even know exist,
hardly has a shot if he can went out over
(06:41):
John Hunter Nimacheck This Sunday at Dover to race for
a million dollars at Indy.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Well how about that? Well that makes that kind of exciting, doesn't.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Yeah, it does. Its. I like this a lot of
peoples all we need the big names. No, we got it.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
We really got Cinderella.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Boy, that Augusta doing his thing.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
So who's on the bubble, doug As we got six
races left of the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Bubba is on the bubble. That's not a new TV show.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
But Bubba has got off to a great start, but
lately he's just been falling down and not scoring points.
He is three points above the cut line right now.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
That's only a handful of positions out on the racetrack.
The next driver in line.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Is Ryan Priesce, and the guy that's been creeping up
on everybody is now going to be a Kyle Busch.
He's thirty seven points back. So if Kyle could have
some good finishes or you know, if anybody wins, it's
not in. They're automatically gonna make it. But right now,
Bubba is on He's on the bubble. He's the sixteenth
(07:43):
person in line for the playoffs. Right below him Ryan Priest.
A little further back is Kyle Busch and now's the
time to start looking at that. There's only a half
dozen races to go in the regular season.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Oh right, two more races on TNT, then switch to
USA Network. So who you're looking at at nover this weekend?
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
You know, I think it's gonna be one of the
usual suspects.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
I like Joey.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Logano and O'Ryan Blaney for Penske Fords. I think they're
gonna be tough. Maybe Chase Brisco as far as as
another driver that could be good, and that's also a Toyota,
but he's won this year. I think he could be
really racy there. So we'll see what he's able to
do in the Chevrolet camp. Maybe time for William Byron
(08:28):
to win another race. He only won it Daytona, and
I mean he's still great. He's still leading the points,
but he only has one win to his credit.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
That is crazy. Leading the standard is one win the
first race of the year.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
All right, you're gonna win one. That's a good one
to get.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
You're enough done. Talk you out, buddy, You enjoy your weekend.
We'll catch up next week.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
We'll do it.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Thanks about all right, buddy, As I man, Doug Rice
you can follow him on X The Rice Man sixty one.
All right, let's play me de Blonde. Come on one
eight hundred Big Show you told free line. We'll get
a contestant and play next. Good Thursday morning. Appreciate you
(09:29):
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(09:52):
the man and our feature track from The Big Show
bed boxes mister Sulu for old spies, keyword old Spies.
Wind it's up of your John Boyebilli album Evvin Sulu.
And right now it's how to play Beat the Blonde
unless we not contestant. Michael from Salem, Alabama, Good morning, Michael,
(10:16):
Hey Monny, all right, you do it man, We're all good.
Michael saying like you read the Beat our Dirty Blonde.
Now you doing.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Well?
Speaker 6 (10:28):
Well?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Do no beating involved here?
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Well?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Ask hater some questions she answers. You agree or disagree,
get to right for too wrong?
Speaker 5 (10:35):
You win.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Yes, one hundred and twenty dollars worth of Ball's not
cleaning products made in the USA. It's here we go.
Let's start with the girly Barbie, the doll. Okay, I
mean she is very girly. Four girls. She does have
a last name, Tighter. What is it?
Speaker 4 (10:56):
I mean, I must have fifty of these dolls still
boxed up.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Her last name, Yeah, you don't play with them on
the weekend, don't know me.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Do their hair. Her last name is Mattel.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Barbie Mattel. What is her last name? Michael? Do you
agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (11:19):
I'm gonna have to agree.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yes, her name is Roberts, all glammed up and her
last name is Roberts.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
I mean, no offense anybody who's.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
A Roberts, Barbie Roberts. That's just weird. And I think
her middle name is Milicent Barbie, Millicent Roberts, full of
Michael like that. There's start them off with a bus.
I'm that what you're talking about.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
You gotta beat me, That's all I know.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Well, let's go right here. Okay, we all know that
the Earth is rotating as it orbits around the sun.
But what about the sun? Is it rotating two.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Now, I know you think that I don't know this,
and you think this is going to stop me. But
rarely do I ever get somewhere. We talk about space
because I'm always in the space. You call me a
space get up, but I'm not space get up. But
I always know, and I know this that the sun
does not rotate.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
The sun does not rotate, according to fast talking Tater.
You agree or disagree, Michael? I disagree. Eh, Yes, it
rotates once every twenty six point eight days. Isn't that one?
Speaker 4 (12:35):
It is one who knew fairly, this guy.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
It's really hot and the days are much longer. Ah,
right down, full cont head into the final question. Can
blood hound smell the difference between two identical twins?
Speaker 4 (12:55):
You know, I don't know why you got them snipping
up under twins, but they cannot smell the difference.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
So Tator says, they cannot smell the difference. Michael, agree
or disagree? I will have to disagree again. Well that
was you see, Taylor. Variations in pheromones, skin, bacteria, and
(13:25):
other factors have subtle differences in their individual scent profiles
that train scent dogs can detect. I knew that laughing
that blonde has stuffed her bra with bluffs.
Speaker 7 (13:40):
Mike didn't give me that time.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Good word, Michael, one hundred and twenty dollars of bull's
not headed your way down to Salem, but it no
thank you there. All right, here we go to the
bottom of the hour.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
News.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Appreciate y'all's feedback on the seg myself member and race. Yeah,
we're enjoying it too. No about tell my race raised
you got another one only on the side. Good morning.
Speaker 8 (14:40):
The big shows on the radio, if they were famous
or near famous within the past seventy years, chances are
either Rayford or Hanson or both had a personal encounter
with them, like Jacques Cousteau rape.
Speaker 6 (14:57):
Well, than did you get to say whoever he he was?
But look on your prep seat there really and what
you told about us last hour? What does it say
that when you recall.
Speaker 8 (15:07):
That his first network telecast on CBS nineteen fifty four.
Speaker 6 (15:13):
All right, well, Terry, yeah, bring you in. What's your
first encounter with.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Cousta nineteen eighty one?
Speaker 5 (15:18):
All right?
Speaker 8 (15:19):
What was the occasion the ACE Awards in California? Sitting
at a table ted turner him me, Daniel Shore and
his son as well.
Speaker 6 (15:28):
Quite a famous under sea explorer adventure. And well, here's
my story. It was the summer of nineteen fifty six,
a month of June, I think it was the Italian
ocean liner Andrea Doria had sunk in the ocean off
the coast of New Jersey. Remember that the French undersea
expert Cousta was in New York at the time. He
was promoting a film, a documentary about his adventures at
(15:51):
and under the sea.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Time.
Speaker 6 (15:53):
Well, I was on the announcing staff of NBC in
New York and had a half hour program every day
from the cafe lounge of the Statler Hotel, which was
broadcast all over the NBC radio network, and Cousteau was
a guest on one of those programs. The week after
the Andrea Dooria went down, Cousteau was approached and urged
to take his diving crew of undersea experts down to
(16:15):
film the sunken passenger ship. I don't know how many
people went down with that ship, but anyway, Cousteau was
inordinately disturbed. He told them he was not a sensationalist,
that he was a scientist, and so was every member
of his crew, and he certainly would not participate in
such a publicity stunt. Cousteau was so disturbed that he
said he was leaving New York, going back out to
(16:37):
see away from the Andrea Doria. I was getting a
little bit tired of New York. I was on a trap,
you know. Instead, I had hopped freighters, and hopped out
of airplanes, and shipped out on a freighter, and many
adventuresome things. So would he please let me sign on
with his crew. I'd do anything, so rob the dicks,
paint anything. He said, he appreciated my quest for adventure,
(16:59):
but the people on his ship, every member was a scientist,
all had PhDs, and they also did all the scut
work on the ship. Well disappointing. So anyway, now you
know as much as you need to know, and probably
more than you wanted to know about our experiences with
Jacques Cousteau. Here on the John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Good morning, that's a big shoulder radio.
Speaker 8 (17:47):
Here we go, and now it's story time with your
host Carl Childs.
Speaker 7 (17:58):
Mister Bill Cox and me. We was watching television the
other night. We see this commercial for a TV show
called Grim I didn't rightly know what it is about,
mister bill Cox said. Then the old days, there these
two brothers name of Grim.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
They wrote a pastless stories to scare the pants off
and youngins. I tell you one even y owed me too.
All right, Yeah, all right, then don't get too excited.
You ain't hurt it.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
Once upon a time are.
Speaker 7 (18:29):
There these two younguns named a Hansel and Girdle, These
tiny little things no bigger than par of squirrels. I think,
mister bill Cox, that they was Dutch, like a chubby
boy on the paint can. Well, sir, they growed up
poor like most kids back in that daddy was a
woodcutter by trade. He didn't make much of a wage,
(18:53):
I reckon on account of there was trees everywhere, and
all the folks had an axe. Yes, sir, times wasn't
my On top of that, Hanseling Girdle stepped mama with
no count. She was kind of cruel to him, putting
termites in their wooden shoes and whatnot. See the way
she figured it, a little bit of food they did have,
(19:14):
and go a whole lot further with less.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Mouths to feed.
Speaker 7 (19:18):
So one day behind the daddy's back. She took Hanseling
Girdle on a one way trip out into the woods
and left them defend for themselves.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
But in them days, folks did a lot of thinking
out loud and hanceling Girdle over here in her scheme.
Speaker 7 (19:34):
So on the way out the door, hansol He stuck
a slice of bread in his folk, and they wandered
out into the woods.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
He left a.
Speaker 7 (19:42):
Trail of crumbs so they could find their way back.
That must have been a pretty big slice of bread,
because they walked for a good bitch. Sure enough, they
got out in the middle of nowheres, and that stepped Mama,
are you n nft?
Speaker 5 (19:59):
Left them there in the wood? They went to follow
that trail of crumbs.
Speaker 7 (20:03):
All they found was a flock of well fed birds.
I guess it weren't much of a plan, really, but
they were just kids.
Speaker 5 (20:10):
I didn't think it through.
Speaker 7 (20:12):
Now they's lost for sure, Hanseling Girdle. They wandered off
summers trying to find a way home. They come up
over this little ridge are down in the clearing was
a right party little house. But it weren't like any
house they ain't seen afore. It was made out of cakes,
candy and gingerbread and biscuits and mustard. I don't rightly
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know why them little birds bothered to eat Hansling Girdles
old stealel bread crumbs.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
With a big old cookie house just down the block.
Speaker 7 (20:44):
Mister Bill Cox told me I needed to do something
called suspending my disbelief.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
We'll share them, two little Dutch kids. They had a
field day. They commenced to.
Speaker 7 (20:55):
Gnawn on that little cottage like pearl on a peanut
butter jar. At that time, old woman come out the
door hollering about them eating her house. Hanseling Girdle told
her their story about getting left in the wood by
the step mama. That old woman, she fell rightly sorry
for him, fighting them in for some potted meat and
sadie crackers in the soft bed. Well, what them little
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Dutch kids didn't know. She wasn't really a nice old woman.
She was a mean old witch. Some folk calls her
a sorceress. I called her a witch. She throwed Hansling
Girdle in a cage. Her plan was to fat them
up and eat them. I reckon, with all them sweets around,
she's kind of hankering for a brisket or such.
Speaker 5 (21:40):
Well, sir.
Speaker 7 (21:40):
After a couple of days of twinkies and Krispy Kream donuts,
hanseling girdle was about to pop like a dick, and
that wedge figured there was a good time for dinner.
She fired up, had big old oven, got them kids
out of that cage. When the witch opened that oven
door Anseline girdle, they bum rushed her not in the oven,
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slammed the door and locked it.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
Killed her.
Speaker 7 (22:10):
The witch had one of them fairy tale wise cracking cats.
He saw his meal ticket going up in flames. He
jumped up and hollered, what do you kill a witch?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Ferm?
Speaker 5 (22:19):
What'd you kill a witch?
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Ferm?
Speaker 7 (22:24):
Throw acelin girdle there. They promised that cat, they take
care of him. He said, all right then, and they
all sat down and ate the witch with some French
fried potatoes.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
On the end.
Speaker 7 (22:39):
Moral of the story, meat potatoes is good for you,
but th ain't nothing like a bunch of sugar retreats
to give you that quick energy to kill a witch
an eater.
Speaker 8 (22:50):
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Speaker 1 (23:03):
Guys got any of an extra peckery. Good morning, there's
a big showld radio.
Speaker 9 (23:14):
Hell are you Lindsay premise here When I'm on this
side of the pond, I get my daily dose of
culture and edification every morning from these two delightful lads,
John Boy and Billy right here on the big show.
You know, I hate to break it to you boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees.
Speaker 10 (23:34):
Who will I thought it was funny.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. Yeah,
we're looking at dates in the history. It was this date,
July seventeenth. In two thousand and four, Arnold Schwarzenegger was
California governor and he was mocking the Democrats with the
term girly men, claiming they were delaying the state budget
by catering to special terry. A bunch of girly men
(24:26):
waiting get talk. Oh, he couldn't turn a phrase. We've
had fun over the years with Arnold. Let's do this
top ten, Liz Well. Arnold Schwarzenegger's new movie Last Action
Hero was out, and you know we're looking at Arnold lines.
One of the big gags. Billy was saying, all through
it just different lines going.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
You know you remember some of them.
Speaker 11 (24:46):
Well, you know, he's famous for stuff like I'll be
back from the first Terminator movie and Hostela Vista baby
from the second Terminator movie. It sounds real easy, but
it's really getting tougher and tougher to come up with
these great movie lines.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Yeah, and you wonder, golly, does he just think him up?
Speaker 11 (24:58):
No, actually, they write him for and literally hundreds of
them are put together by the writers before they picked
the one that goes into the movie from the home office.
Here they are the top ten movie catchphrases which were
rejected by Arnold Schwarzenegger on latch point at I will
be using my Arnold voice for that, all right, okay?
Number ten, read my lips, No new taxes, say Number nine,
(25:23):
Ahmo says what?
Speaker 5 (25:27):
Number eight?
Speaker 8 (25:28):
How about the nice Hawaiian podish? Number seven? I know
you are, but what am I? Number six?
Speaker 5 (25:37):
Love you mean it?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Number five?
Speaker 8 (25:42):
Hey rush megadidos from Austria.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Number four, shwing.
Speaker 8 (25:51):
Number three, who has put pubic hair on my cokecat?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Number two the roof, the roof.
Speaker 8 (26:00):
Is on tier and the number one cash phrase rejected
by Arnold Schwarzenegger, freshing that drink for you.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
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It's time for tailor Taman news. Here's our girl, Marcy's
Tater morin.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
I appreciate that we're gonna try to go quickly through
all these nugs. Okay, all right. Michael Madson, he passed
away July third actor Michael Madson from Reservoir Dogs and
Kill Bill. They have come up with his cause of
death and it was heart failure. Heart failure. Period. It
was only sixty three years old. No, wait, sixteen good
(27:18):
going quick, going quick, don't worry sixty seven, So sorry
sixty seven, p Diddy. They have they have their I
don't know verdict federal prosecutors. I'm being quick, I'm paraphrasing
and doing need the cliff notes. So the maximum time
(27:38):
that did he could serve his twenty years because the
jury found him guilty of two prostitution counts and the
governments expected to request that did he spend at least
five years behind bars. His defense team wants to sendence
to be as short as two years minus the time
that he's already spent in the clinkers since September, meaning
that would eke out to about a year behind bars.
(28:00):
So we'll find out October third, or you will fly
out October.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Everybody talking about thinking he was going to wait for
life and all that.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Man, Yeah, it was according to the USA today.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
I think it's kind of I don't know. It just
doesn't feel right. They got to make him wait till
October for the sentencing. I mean, you've got the verdict,
let's go. Randy's on Didny side.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
No, actually, I hear you, No, I hear you. It's
weird how that all works. Pop, Paul McCartney, I'll do it.
He announced his first North American tour in three years. Yep,
he's going to be coming back to the state.
Speaker 5 (28:36):
That long man.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
I gotta say. I saw him on some show recently
and he was singing one of those songs that has
the high notes in it and he was not hitting
him at all.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
That was probably Saturday Night Live's fiftieth anniversary special.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
I just felt bad for him. So you're not saying
he's waiting three years before he does it.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
It's the first time in three years. Yes, last time
was three years ago. It's titled They Got Back Tour,
and you can go to his website and get your tickets.
So Larry David and the Obamas have teamed up for
a new HBO series. Okay, I'll just stop there. No,
(29:19):
it's it's a it's a series. It's a new sketch
comedy show on HBO built around the premise of using
the nation's two hundred and fifty year history as comedic fodder.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
So you know, Michelle Obama is the most miserable person
you ever see any of her podcast. I think she
got something to keep her brother working. Oh my gosh, complained, Hey,
you were you were first lady, the first African American
first lady showed a little pride.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
Oh shit, I mean okay, I haven't seen it.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Oh yeah, Oh no, no, that's what I'm moving on.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
It's so hot.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
Nope, I'm not going to tell you about that one.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Past that one.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
Okay, Hey, look at Travis Kelsey and Taite were spotted
or reported that they were in Lake Tahoe for a
big weekend events.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
We saw it on tv DC, Travis and his brother
Jason Kelsey playing. Well that was the.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
Yeah, but but apparently the couple Taylor was there.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Wow, I didn't know.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
And there was a big party going on and everybody
speculating it was an engagement party or maybe a wedding.
But that's all the gossip, all right. Hey, the Royal
Family has back blacklisted. Listen, listen, listen, Linda, The Royal
Family has blacklisted you. Grant. Queen Camilla had extended the
(30:58):
sixty four year old actor and exclud of invitation to
join her in the Royal Box to watch Wimbledon.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
And he's not ever, ever, ever going to be invited
back because he went viral on ESPN when the cameras
caught him dozing during the tennis match right behind her.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
I can't blame him, though, Man, did you see any
of that?
Speaker 4 (31:19):
It was impossible for him not to be in the
shot because he was right behind the queen and they
kept showing her and she got annoyed that he was snoring.
According to the tabloids, all right, and.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
The finals of the Groom, Georgia made into the finals.
I can't pronounce her last night almost there.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
You go, Oh yeah, ug.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
My last nug is If you're a Big Bang Theory
fan I am. There's a spinoff heading her way. This
one focuses on Stuart Bloom and it will run on
HBO Max according to Variety magazine, and he was the
comic book store, a bringer that I thought looked like Lane.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
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and a wife had a bone o beat Florida and
they are married to each other. Edward and Candy. Hello kids,
(33:14):
Hello there boner beat South Carolina. Oh you were close,
Jaggie wro couple. This is Edward and Candy though I
guess allright? Nos, alright, did well, let's go to boys
against the girls. It will be John Boyn, Edward Hater
(33:36):
and Candy. And we have a choice of furniture or
three letter words. I'm going with furniture almost busted the
spring and killed us, all all right, so furniture, y'all? Furniture? Okay, okay,
all right, Candy, you relax. Let's see what me and
(33:59):
your hub can put on the board here. You ready, Edward,
I certainly am.
Speaker 12 (34:04):
All right.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Let's see what we can do. Then starting to clock. Now,
give me a plate up in the kitchen where you
put the plates. Now up, opened the door to the water. Yeah,
that's it. Okay, all right, this is what you set
at to do your to pay the bills in your
office at your yeah, uh huh. Turn on the switch,
(34:29):
turn on the watch so we can see. Yeah, that's it,
all right. This is what you put your feet on.
It's a long word when you're sitting in a chair. Know,
another one, another one? I don't like these? Won't we
do three on the board?
Speaker 5 (34:45):
Edward?
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Three? Well, let's see what Taylor and Candy can do. Ready, Candy, okay,
I'm ready picking up on that last one. Go.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
Yeah, you can sit on this, you put your feet
on it, you can even use it as a table. No,
it's got a The last part of the word is
a male what you would call a grown male is
a what.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
An old part?
Speaker 4 (35:10):
Well, not for this, but it's it's keep going to
what you put your feet on. And it's a big,
like cushiony looking one that you put your feet on.
And the last tool, yeah, I have to think another name.
You're right, you're right, you got him?
Speaker 1 (35:27):
All right? Still I got that. Well, y'all didn't do
no score on that. But Candy had a good line. Yeah,
So let's see what me and Edward can do for
round two. So let's go ahead and start the clock.
Have you got it, Edward? Yes, sir, all right say it.
You know what you ain't got it? It's ottoman? Go ahead,
(35:51):
all right, here you go. You lay this on your floor,
on your wood floor. It's a shag. Yes, all right.
Take the something off that is of the book blank?
You put books on the book what? Yes? All right.
This is what you eat on in the kitchen. Yeah,
(36:12):
all right. This is what you open and close on
your windows. No curtain, No, that's all right, that's all right.
Is that blind? But that was after the buzzer, right,
so all right, Edward put another three on that three,
(36:33):
So that is a six?
Speaker 4 (36:34):
All right, girl, Candy, come on, Candy, we got this and.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Tater we gave Candy. We gave y'all one on the
old ottoman and.
Speaker 4 (36:43):
We appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
So five will time, six will win? Okay, all right,
start the clock. Now you sit down.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
In a what.
Speaker 4 (36:54):
Yes, this is what I said it earlier. It's a
piece of furniture that sits like in front of your cow.
It's called a blank blank you know it's a it's
called it's it's no you put things on it. It's
like it's like you're it's yes. A baby sleeps in this.
A baby sleeps in a you. This is where you
(37:16):
put all your clothes. They're they're stacked up the drawers.
The drawers are stacked up.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Draft.
Speaker 12 (37:23):
Oh dresser, the buzzer that was for one short Edward
wins the bottle of the spouses from Bono by.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
You wear her out with it, Edward, ever chance you get,
Buddy good correct y'all. We appreciated and we enjoyed it.
Speaker 4 (37:53):
Oh, we had fun with you.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
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Hey, what up duty, dude? When's the drag of lagging? Y'all?
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Cool?
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Got you got you, got you, got you.
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And doing nothing.
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Zach?
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And I hired a handyman and gave him.
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A list so grown up of us.
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Right when we got home, only Adams one, three, and
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You pipe down over there, do you? Zach asked me
(40:30):
if I had seen the dog bowl, and I was like, nah, dude,
I didn't even know he could. Vegetables are so good, y'all.
Explain to me why vegans are always trying to make
them taste like meat. Big guy over there like that
(40:56):
one take your age and add five years, and that's
your age and five years you know. Like after I
was arguing for an hour with a man who said
I was in his seat, he finally said, okay, you
(41:18):
fly the plane.
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Dude, was pillo?
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Why is there always a shop selling luggage at the airport?
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That's a good question.
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More serious, Okay, they say, they say using a smaller
play will help you with your diet, But like it
took three of them to fit my dinner on them.
So I started jogging yesterday. I didn't want to with
(42:01):
the ice cream truck. Can stop? I can always tell
him that he use fake dinosaurs and movies, can't you?
If a cow laughed, I wonder if milk would shoot
(42:24):
out her nose. You ever noticed that common sense is
like the odorant. The people who need it most never
use it. I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
(42:47):
I'll let you know, Oh dude, it's the time. Okay,
I'll leave you with a joke and then like I
gotta go take a nap.
Speaker 4 (43:01):
Knock knock, who's there? Interrupting cow?
Speaker 14 (43:06):
Interrupting giver?
Speaker 13 (43:22):
Now gigs all right, all right, y'all keep ragging and
I'll keep thinking.
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Later, dude.
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(45:05):
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(45:25):
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(45:45):
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Does?
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(46:15):
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(46:37):
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sure they look good doing it. All right, Doug Rice
(00:20):
is on the line with us. We've been looking forward
to catching up with Doug here because I got a
very important question. First of all, Doug, good morning, buddy,
how's the boy?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Everything is wonderful in my universe? So glad to say that.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Good deal, buddy, So what I want? What will? First?
Let's go ahead and tell him that SVG, who I
thought was from Argentina or somewhere at first when he
first came on the scene. No, I thought he was
from Germany. I knew it was a some bring country. Yes,
one dog and you, And he said, man, you might
want to get to notice guy. So he wins again
(00:56):
out in Sonoma and again because he won the Chicago
Street race. We didn't get to talk to you about
that was all. So that's two in a row. That's
three wins for this god. Doug, do you call him.
Could he be the best road course driver in NASCAR? Ever?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Oh ever, it's starting to feel that way.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
He's won three out of the last five races, and
in a pretty short period time and about a season's
worth of races, he's won four street course races, well,
two street course races. Then he won at Sonoma. And
that's the scary thing that he won out there at
a track that NASCAR has been racing at since way
(01:43):
back when I think eighty nine was the first race
at Sonoma. So it's not like the other drivers don't
have experience there and he went out there and just
he just schooled them. I mean, it wasn't it's not
even really been close with the way that he's winning
these races right now.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
And you know, it's like you and your motorsports, Okay,
so you know he's probably got a good car. But
that's what you know, is this talk some of my
buzz is it the car? Is he just that good
with what he can do with what he's got.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Well, he ran the Junior Motorsports car in the Exfinity
race and did really well. He's been running for Trackhouse,
so he's a teammate right now with Daniel Swarez. For
the rest of the year, he's been let go at
Trackhouse and Ross Chastain. The car is good, they've got
really good cars, but he's the difference maker. He's just
that good. He's got a unique style of breaking and
(02:34):
that's where he's beating everybody, is how he breaks going
into the corners. And even though they have access to
all the data and they see exactly what that he
can do, nobody can replicate it. I mean, this is
this is a different He is a difference maker. There's
just no doubt about it. And anytime they're going left
and right, he's got to be the favorite. The good
(02:55):
news for the rest of the competition. They go to
Dover this weekend, that's a conventional and he'll he'll leave
his Superman Cape at home.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Well that's wild, so no no mess. You know how
I miss things? H So was he driving for Junior
the eighty eight car? He won in the eighty eight Sunday.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
He he won in the eighty eight. It's weird. He
raced the eighty eight.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Car one on Saturday, uh huh, and that was another
Junior Motor sports car. So Connor Zilich won in that
in the Infinity race, just barely beating out Shane van Gisberg.
Shane could have moved him out of the way on
the last lap, but Shane was also in the Junior
Motorsports car on Saturday, and I think he's thinking, you
(03:44):
know what, let's I don't need this, Let's just take
it easy. In Zelich one, he's Connor Zeliz is a
really good road racer.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Two.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
By the way, and he's only eighteen. I think they
had to give him grape juice in Victory Lane and
Sonoma because he wasn't old enough to drink wine. Isn't
that so cute?
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Well?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I love Zucker could drive because I know Shade he
was trying. He wasn't gonna push him out of the way,
but he tried to get by him and he just
couldn't do it.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
There was an excellent finish, Yeah it was. That was
a great last few laps between SVG and Zilich for
the Infinity race, and then SVG just schooled him again
on Sunday. But he's won three out of the last
five races. He won Mexico by like seventeen seconds. He
had a pretty comfortable win at Chicago, Land and also
(04:35):
out at tu Sonoma, so he's in his element. The
way he could be a real factor in all of
this is there's one road course race left in the
regular season. He's right now he would be the third
seed going into the playoffs. He's going to be a
high seed because he's got so many playoff points from
these three wins. He's won as many races as anybody
(04:55):
else this year, and he's going to be a high
seed going in.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
And if he can.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Get through the first three races of the playoffs, then
he gets to the roval at Charlotte and you got
to like his chances there to win that one.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
So he's thinking this out. I've heard him talk about it.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
You know, if I can, if I can still be
standing after the first three races in the playoffs, he's
got a legitimate shot. It's a really fun story for
a guy that two years ago when he appeared on
the scene, most of the commentators, including yours, truly didn't
know how to pronounce his name.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
That's wild and Doug. There's only six races left until
the playoffs.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I know, it's really counting down. We got dover this
weekend and then after that Indy. Here's a fun little story.
They started this end season tournament and all it's about
is whoever wins it. They built the brackets. Whoever wins
it wins a million dollars. They're down to the final four.
In one of the brackets, it's going to be Ty
(05:57):
Gibbs versus Tyler Reddick. So good Toyota drivers. Reddick's won
a bunch of races. Gibbs is not one, but he's
really improved a lot this year. In the other bracket,
one of these two drivers will be the last two
drivers standing, and that's John Hunter Nimachek, who drives for
Jimmy Johnson's team Legacy Motor Club, and Ty Dylon, who
(06:18):
was the lowest seed going in. He was the thirty
second seed going into this tournament. He's already advanced. He
moved Alex Bowman out of the way on the last
lap out of Sonoma because that's who he was paired against.
Shoved him out of the way, got the spot. So
Ty Dylan, that driver that most people don't even know exist,
hardly has a shot if he can went out over
(06:41):
John Hunter Nimacheck This Sunday at Dover to race for
a million dollars at Indy.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Well how about that? Well that makes that kind of exciting, doesn't.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Yeah, it does. Its. I like this a lot of
peoples all we need the big names. No, we got it.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
We really got Cinderella.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Boy, that Augusta doing his thing.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
So who's on the bubble, doug As we got six
races left of the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Bubba is on the bubble. That's not a new TV show.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
But Bubba has got off to a great start, but
lately he's just been falling down and not scoring points.
He is three points above the cut line right now.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
That's only a handful of positions out on the racetrack.
The next driver in line.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Is Ryan Priesce, and the guy that's been creeping up
on everybody is now going to be a Kyle Busch.
He's thirty seven points back. So if Kyle could have
some good finishes or you know, if anybody wins, it's
not in. They're automatically gonna make it. But right now,
Bubba is on He's on the bubble. He's the sixteenth
(07:43):
person in line for the playoffs. Right below him Ryan Priest.
A little further back is Kyle Busch and now's the
time to start looking at that. There's only a half
dozen races to go in the regular season.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Oh right, two more races on TNT, then switch to
USA Network. So who you're looking at at nover this weekend?
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
You know, I think it's gonna be one of the
usual suspects.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
I like Joey.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Logano and O'Ryan Blaney for Penske Fords. I think they're
gonna be tough. Maybe Chase Brisco as far as as
another driver that could be good, and that's also a Toyota,
but he's won this year. I think he could be
really racy there. So we'll see what he's able to
do in the Chevrolet camp. Maybe time for William Byron
(08:28):
to win another race. He only won it Daytona, and
I mean he's still great. He's still leading the points,
but he only has one win to his credit.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
That is crazy. Leading the standard is one win the
first race of the year.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
All right, you're gonna win one. That's a good one
to get.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
You're enough done. Talk you out, buddy, You enjoy your weekend.
We'll catch up next week.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
We'll do it.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Thanks about all right, buddy, As I man, Doug Rice
you can follow him on X The Rice Man sixty one.
All right, let's play me de Blonde. Come on one
eight hundred Big Show you told free line. We'll get
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the man and our feature track from The Big Show
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Wind it's up of your John Boyebilli album Evvin Sulu.
And right now it's how to play Beat the Blonde
unless we not contestant. Michael from Salem, Alabama, Good morning, Michael,
(10:16):
Hey Monny, all right, you do it man, We're all good.
Michael saying like you read the Beat our Dirty Blonde.
Now you doing.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Well?
Speaker 6 (10:28):
Well?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Do no beating involved here?
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Well?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Ask hater some questions she answers. You agree or disagree,
get to right for too wrong?
Speaker 5 (10:35):
You win.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Yes, one hundred and twenty dollars worth of Ball's not
cleaning products made in the USA. It's here we go.
Let's start with the girly Barbie, the doll. Okay, I
mean she is very girly. Four girls. She does have
a last name, Tighter. What is it?
Speaker 4 (10:56):
I mean, I must have fifty of these dolls still
boxed up.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Her last name, Yeah, you don't play with them on
the weekend, don't know me.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Do their hair. Her last name is Mattel.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Barbie Mattel. What is her last name? Michael? Do you
agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (11:19):
I'm gonna have to agree.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yes, her name is Roberts, all glammed up and her
last name is Roberts.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
I mean, no offense anybody who's.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
A Roberts, Barbie Roberts. That's just weird. And I think
her middle name is Milicent Barbie, Millicent Roberts, full of
Michael like that. There's start them off with a bus.
I'm that what you're talking about.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
You gotta beat me, That's all I know.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Well, let's go right here. Okay, we all know that
the Earth is rotating as it orbits around the sun.
But what about the sun? Is it rotating two.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Now, I know you think that I don't know this,
and you think this is going to stop me. But
rarely do I ever get somewhere. We talk about space
because I'm always in the space. You call me a
space get up, but I'm not space get up. But
I always know, and I know this that the sun
does not rotate.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
The sun does not rotate, according to fast talking Tater.
You agree or disagree, Michael? I disagree. Eh, Yes, it
rotates once every twenty six point eight days. Isn't that one?
Speaker 4 (12:35):
It is one who knew fairly, this guy.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
It's really hot and the days are much longer. Ah,
right down, full cont head into the final question. Can
blood hound smell the difference between two identical twins?
Speaker 4 (12:55):
You know, I don't know why you got them snipping
up under twins, but they cannot smell the difference.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
So Tator says, they cannot smell the difference. Michael, agree
or disagree? I will have to disagree again. Well that
was you see, Taylor. Variations in pheromones, skin, bacteria, and
(13:25):
other factors have subtle differences in their individual scent profiles
that train scent dogs can detect. I knew that laughing
that blonde has stuffed her bra with bluffs.
Speaker 7 (13:40):
Mike didn't give me that time.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Good word, Michael, one hundred and twenty dollars of bull's
not headed your way down to Salem, but it no
thank you there. All right, here we go to the
bottom of the hour.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
News.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Appreciate y'all's feedback on the seg myself member and race. Yeah,
we're enjoying it too. No about tell my race raised
you got another one only on the side. Good morning.
Speaker 8 (14:40):
The big shows on the radio, if they were famous
or near famous within the past seventy years, chances are
either Rayford or Hanson or both had a personal encounter
with them, like Jacques Cousteau rape.
Speaker 6 (14:57):
Well, than did you get to say whoever he he was?
But look on your prep seat there really and what
you told about us last hour? What does it say
that when you recall.
Speaker 8 (15:07):
That his first network telecast on CBS nineteen fifty four.
Speaker 6 (15:13):
All right, well, Terry, yeah, bring you in. What's your
first encounter with.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Cousta nineteen eighty one?
Speaker 5 (15:18):
All right?
Speaker 8 (15:19):
What was the occasion the ACE Awards in California? Sitting
at a table ted turner him me, Daniel Shore and
his son as well.
Speaker 6 (15:28):
Quite a famous under sea explorer adventure. And well, here's
my story. It was the summer of nineteen fifty six,
a month of June, I think it was the Italian
ocean liner Andrea Doria had sunk in the ocean off
the coast of New Jersey. Remember that the French undersea
expert Cousta was in New York at the time. He
was promoting a film, a documentary about his adventures at
(15:51):
and under the sea.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Time.
Speaker 6 (15:53):
Well, I was on the announcing staff of NBC in
New York and had a half hour program every day
from the cafe lounge of the Statler Hotel, which was
broadcast all over the NBC radio network, and Cousteau was
a guest on one of those programs. The week after
the Andrea Dooria went down, Cousteau was approached and urged
to take his diving crew of undersea experts down to
(16:15):
film the sunken passenger ship. I don't know how many
people went down with that ship, but anyway, Cousteau was
inordinately disturbed. He told them he was not a sensationalist,
that he was a scientist, and so was every member
of his crew, and he certainly would not participate in
such a publicity stunt. Cousteau was so disturbed that he
said he was leaving New York, going back out to
(16:37):
see away from the Andrea Doria. I was getting a
little bit tired of New York. I was on a trap,
you know. Instead, I had hopped freighters, and hopped out
of airplanes, and shipped out on a freighter, and many
adventuresome things. So would he please let me sign on
with his crew. I'd do anything, so rob the dicks,
paint anything. He said, he appreciated my quest for adventure,
(16:59):
but the people on his ship, every member was a scientist,
all had PhDs, and they also did all the scut
work on the ship. Well disappointing. So anyway, now you
know as much as you need to know, and probably
more than you wanted to know about our experiences with
Jacques Cousteau. Here on the John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Good morning, that's a big shoulder radio.
Speaker 8 (17:47):
Here we go, and now it's story time with your
host Carl Childs.
Speaker 7 (17:58):
Mister Bill Cox and me. We was watching television the
other night. We see this commercial for a TV show
called Grim I didn't rightly know what it is about,
mister bill Cox said. Then the old days, there these
two brothers name of Grim.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
They wrote a pastless stories to scare the pants off
and youngins. I tell you one even y owed me too.
All right, Yeah, all right, then don't get too excited.
You ain't hurt it.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
Once upon a time are.
Speaker 7 (18:29):
There these two younguns named a Hansel and Girdle, These
tiny little things no bigger than par of squirrels. I think,
mister bill Cox, that they was Dutch, like a chubby
boy on the paint can. Well, sir, they growed up
poor like most kids back in that daddy was a
woodcutter by trade. He didn't make much of a wage,
(18:53):
I reckon on account of there was trees everywhere, and
all the folks had an axe. Yes, sir, times wasn't
my On top of that, Hanseling Girdle stepped mama with
no count. She was kind of cruel to him, putting
termites in their wooden shoes and whatnot. See the way
she figured it, a little bit of food they did have,
(19:14):
and go a whole lot further with less.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Mouths to feed.
Speaker 7 (19:18):
So one day behind the daddy's back. She took Hanseling
Girdle on a one way trip out into the woods
and left them defend for themselves.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
But in them days, folks did a lot of thinking
out loud and hanceling Girdle over here in her scheme.
Speaker 7 (19:34):
So on the way out the door, hansol He stuck
a slice of bread in his folk, and they wandered
out into the woods.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
He left a.
Speaker 7 (19:42):
Trail of crumbs so they could find their way back.
That must have been a pretty big slice of bread,
because they walked for a good bitch. Sure enough, they
got out in the middle of nowheres, and that stepped Mama,
are you n nft?
Speaker 5 (19:59):
Left them there in the wood? They went to follow
that trail of crumbs.
Speaker 7 (20:03):
All they found was a flock of well fed birds.
I guess it weren't much of a plan, really, but
they were just kids.
Speaker 5 (20:10):
I didn't think it through.
Speaker 7 (20:12):
Now they's lost for sure, Hanseling Girdle. They wandered off
summers trying to find a way home. They come up
over this little ridge are down in the clearing was
a right party little house. But it weren't like any
house they ain't seen afore. It was made out of cakes,
candy and gingerbread and biscuits and mustard. I don't rightly
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know why them little birds bothered to eat Hansling Girdles
old stealel bread crumbs.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
With a big old cookie house just down the block.
Speaker 7 (20:44):
Mister Bill Cox told me I needed to do something
called suspending my disbelief.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
We'll share them, two little Dutch kids. They had a
field day. They commenced to.
Speaker 7 (20:55):
Gnawn on that little cottage like pearl on a peanut
butter jar. At that time, old woman come out the
door hollering about them eating her house. Hanseling Girdle told
her their story about getting left in the wood by
the step mama. That old woman, she fell rightly sorry
for him, fighting them in for some potted meat and
sadie crackers in the soft bed. Well, what them little
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Dutch kids didn't know. She wasn't really a nice old woman.
She was a mean old witch. Some folk calls her
a sorceress. I called her a witch. She throwed Hansling
Girdle in a cage. Her plan was to fat them
up and eat them. I reckon, with all them sweets around,
she's kind of hankering for a brisket or such.
Speaker 5 (21:40):
Well, sir.
Speaker 7 (21:40):
After a couple of days of twinkies and Krispy Kream donuts,
hanseling girdle was about to pop like a dick, and
that wedge figured there was a good time for dinner.
She fired up, had big old oven, got them kids
out of that cage. When the witch opened that oven
door Anseline girdle, they bum rushed her not in the oven,
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slammed the door and locked it.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
Killed her.
Speaker 7 (22:10):
The witch had one of them fairy tale wise cracking cats.
He saw his meal ticket going up in flames. He
jumped up and hollered, what do you kill a witch?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Ferm?
Speaker 5 (22:19):
What'd you kill a witch?
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Ferm?
Speaker 7 (22:24):
Throw acelin girdle there. They promised that cat, they take
care of him. He said, all right then, and they
all sat down and ate the witch with some French
fried potatoes.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
On the end.
Speaker 7 (22:39):
Moral of the story, meat potatoes is good for you,
but th ain't nothing like a bunch of sugar retreats
to give you that quick energy to kill a witch
an eater.
Speaker 8 (22:50):
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Speaker 1 (23:03):
Guys got any of an extra peckery. Good morning, there's
a big showld radio.
Speaker 9 (23:14):
Hell are you Lindsay premise here When I'm on this
side of the pond, I get my daily dose of
culture and edification every morning from these two delightful lads,
John Boy and Billy right here on the big show.
You know, I hate to break it to you boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees.
Speaker 10 (23:34):
Who will I thought it was funny.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. Yeah,
we're looking at dates in the history. It was this date,
July seventeenth. In two thousand and four, Arnold Schwarzenegger was
California governor and he was mocking the Democrats with the
term girly men, claiming they were delaying the state budget
by catering to special terry. A bunch of girly men
(24:26):
waiting get talk. Oh, he couldn't turn a phrase. We've
had fun over the years with Arnold. Let's do this
top ten, Liz Well. Arnold Schwarzenegger's new movie Last Action
Hero was out, and you know we're looking at Arnold lines.
One of the big gags. Billy was saying, all through
it just different lines going.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
You know you remember some of them.
Speaker 11 (24:46):
Well, you know, he's famous for stuff like I'll be
back from the first Terminator movie and Hostela Vista baby
from the second Terminator movie. It sounds real easy, but
it's really getting tougher and tougher to come up with
these great movie lines.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Yeah, and you wonder, golly, does he just think him up?
Speaker 11 (24:58):
No, actually, they write him for and literally hundreds of
them are put together by the writers before they picked
the one that goes into the movie from the home office.
Here they are the top ten movie catchphrases which were
rejected by Arnold Schwarzenegger on latch point at I will
be using my Arnold voice for that, all right, okay?
Number ten, read my lips, No new taxes, say Number nine,
(25:23):
Ahmo says what?
Speaker 5 (25:27):
Number eight?
Speaker 8 (25:28):
How about the nice Hawaiian podish? Number seven? I know
you are, but what am I? Number six?
Speaker 5 (25:37):
Love you mean it?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Number five?
Speaker 8 (25:42):
Hey rush megadidos from Austria.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Number four, shwing.
Speaker 8 (25:51):
Number three, who has put pubic hair on my cokecat?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Number two the roof, the roof.
Speaker 8 (26:00):
Is on tier and the number one cash phrase rejected
by Arnold Schwarzenegger, freshing that drink for you.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Senator Kennedy, Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. And
a swarm of a small batch handcooked peanuts from Bertie
County Peanuts, a Southern tradition for over one hundred years,
is up for grabs on Wordy Word in minutes. And
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be able to win you sums. He had good. These
going nuts are right here on the Big Show. Right now.
(26:51):
It's time for tailor Taman news. Here's our girl, Marcy's
Tater morin.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
I appreciate that we're gonna try to go quickly through
all these nugs. Okay, all right. Michael Madson, he passed
away July third actor Michael Madson from Reservoir Dogs and
Kill Bill. They have come up with his cause of
death and it was heart failure. Heart failure. Period. It
was only sixty three years old. No, wait, sixteen good
(27:18):
going quick, going quick, don't worry sixty seven, So sorry
sixty seven, p Diddy. They have they have their I
don't know verdict federal prosecutors. I'm being quick, I'm paraphrasing
and doing need the cliff notes. So the maximum time
(27:38):
that did he could serve his twenty years because the
jury found him guilty of two prostitution counts and the
governments expected to request that did he spend at least
five years behind bars. His defense team wants to sendence
to be as short as two years minus the time
that he's already spent in the clinkers since September, meaning
that would eke out to about a year behind bars.
(28:00):
So we'll find out October third, or you will fly
out October.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Everybody talking about thinking he was going to wait for
life and all that.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Man, Yeah, it was according to the USA today.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
I think it's kind of I don't know. It just
doesn't feel right. They got to make him wait till
October for the sentencing. I mean, you've got the verdict,
let's go. Randy's on Didny side.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
No, actually, I hear you, No, I hear you. It's
weird how that all works. Pop, Paul McCartney, I'll do it.
He announced his first North American tour in three years. Yep,
he's going to be coming back to the state.
Speaker 5 (28:36):
That long man.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
I gotta say. I saw him on some show recently
and he was singing one of those songs that has
the high notes in it and he was not hitting
him at all.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
That was probably Saturday Night Live's fiftieth anniversary special.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
I just felt bad for him. So you're not saying
he's waiting three years before he does it.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
It's the first time in three years. Yes, last time
was three years ago. It's titled They Got Back Tour,
and you can go to his website and get your tickets.
So Larry David and the Obamas have teamed up for
a new HBO series. Okay, I'll just stop there. No,
(29:19):
it's it's a it's a series. It's a new sketch
comedy show on HBO built around the premise of using
the nation's two hundred and fifty year history as comedic fodder.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
So you know, Michelle Obama is the most miserable person
you ever see any of her podcast. I think she
got something to keep her brother working. Oh my gosh, complained, Hey,
you were you were first lady, the first African American
first lady showed a little pride.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
Oh shit, I mean okay, I haven't seen it.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Oh yeah, Oh no, no, that's what I'm moving on.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
It's so hot.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
Nope, I'm not going to tell you about that one.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Past that one.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
Okay, Hey, look at Travis Kelsey and Taite were spotted
or reported that they were in Lake Tahoe for a
big weekend events.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
We saw it on tv DC, Travis and his brother
Jason Kelsey playing. Well that was the.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
Yeah, but but apparently the couple Taylor was there.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Wow, I didn't know.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
And there was a big party going on and everybody
speculating it was an engagement party or maybe a wedding.
But that's all the gossip, all right. Hey, the Royal
Family has back blacklisted. Listen, listen, listen, Linda, The Royal
Family has blacklisted you. Grant. Queen Camilla had extended the
(30:58):
sixty four year old actor and exclud of invitation to
join her in the Royal Box to watch Wimbledon.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
And he's not ever, ever, ever going to be invited
back because he went viral on ESPN when the cameras
caught him dozing during the tennis match right behind her.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
I can't blame him, though, Man, did you see any
of that?
Speaker 4 (31:19):
It was impossible for him not to be in the
shot because he was right behind the queen and they
kept showing her and she got annoyed that he was snoring.
According to the tabloids, all right, and.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
The finals of the Groom, Georgia made into the finals.
I can't pronounce her last night almost there.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
You go, Oh yeah, ug.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
My last nug is If you're a Big Bang Theory
fan I am. There's a spinoff heading her way. This
one focuses on Stuart Bloom and it will run on
HBO Max according to Variety magazine, and he was the
comic book store, a bringer that I thought looked like Lane.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Alright, let's play wordy word. Alrighty, we go one eight
hundred Big Show. You told free Line. We'll get a
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(32:33):
big show on the radio. Wrote it to you Thursday.
Our feature track from The Big Show. Bid box mister
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We'll call you something you'd like to play, somebody you'd
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happen to like right now, and everybody's head about the bed. Okay,
no birdy word not no wordy. Let's meet a husband
and a wife had a bone o beat Florida and
they are married to each other. Edward and Candy. Hello kids,
(33:14):
Hello there boner beat South Carolina. Oh you were close,
Jaggie wro couple. This is Edward and Candy though I
guess allright? Nos, alright, did well, let's go to boys
against the girls. It will be John Boyn, Edward Hater
(33:36):
and Candy. And we have a choice of furniture or
three letter words. I'm going with furniture almost busted the
spring and killed us, all all right, so furniture, y'all? Furniture? Okay, okay,
all right, Candy, you relax. Let's see what me and
(33:59):
your hub can put on the board here. You ready, Edward,
I certainly am.
Speaker 12 (34:04):
All right.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Let's see what we can do. Then starting to clock. Now,
give me a plate up in the kitchen where you
put the plates. Now up, opened the door to the water. Yeah,
that's it. Okay, all right, this is what you set
at to do your to pay the bills in your
office at your yeah, uh huh. Turn on the switch,
(34:29):
turn on the watch so we can see. Yeah, that's it,
all right. This is what you put your feet on.
It's a long word when you're sitting in a chair. Know,
another one, another one? I don't like these? Won't we
do three on the board?
Speaker 5 (34:45):
Edward?
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Three? Well, let's see what Taylor and Candy can do. Ready, Candy, okay,
I'm ready picking up on that last one. Go.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
Yeah, you can sit on this, you put your feet
on it, you can even use it as a table. No,
it's got a The last part of the word is
a male what you would call a grown male is
a what.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
An old part?
Speaker 4 (35:10):
Well, not for this, but it's it's keep going to
what you put your feet on. And it's a big,
like cushiony looking one that you put your feet on.
And the last tool, yeah, I have to think another name.
You're right, you're right, you got him?
Speaker 1 (35:27):
All right? Still I got that. Well, y'all didn't do
no score on that. But Candy had a good line. Yeah,
So let's see what me and Edward can do for
round two. So let's go ahead and start the clock.
Have you got it, Edward? Yes, sir, all right say it.
You know what you ain't got it? It's ottoman? Go ahead,
(35:51):
all right, here you go. You lay this on your floor,
on your wood floor. It's a shag. Yes, all right.
Take the something off that is of the book blank?
You put books on the book what? Yes? All right.
This is what you eat on in the kitchen. Yeah,
(36:12):
all right. This is what you open and close on
your windows. No curtain, No, that's all right, that's all right.
Is that blind? But that was after the buzzer, right,
so all right, Edward put another three on that three,
(36:33):
So that is a six?
Speaker 4 (36:34):
All right, girl, Candy, come on, Candy, we got this and.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Tater we gave Candy. We gave y'all one on the
old ottoman and.
Speaker 4 (36:43):
We appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
So five will time, six will win? Okay, all right,
start the clock. Now you sit down.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
In a what.
Speaker 4 (36:54):
Yes, this is what I said it earlier. It's a
piece of furniture that sits like in front of your cow.
It's called a blank blank you know it's a it's
called it's it's no you put things on it. It's
like it's like you're it's yes. A baby sleeps in this.
A baby sleeps in a you. This is where you
(37:16):
put all your clothes. They're they're stacked up the drawers.
The drawers are stacked up.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Draft.
Speaker 12 (37:23):
Oh dresser, the buzzer that was for one short Edward
wins the bottle of the spouses from Bono by.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
You wear her out with it, Edward, ever chance you get,
Buddy good correct y'all. We appreciated and we enjoyed it.
Speaker 4 (37:53):
Oh, we had fun with you.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Good morning, big shows on the radio. Here we go
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(38:21):
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(38:47):
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Speaker 8 (39:03):
And now deep thoughts with Zach the weed Guy's girlfriend
Mary Jane.
Speaker 4 (39:11):
Hey, what up duty, dude? When's the drag of lagging? Y'all?
Speaker 5 (39:17):
Cool?
Speaker 4 (39:18):
Got you got you, got you, got you.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
I'm doing good.
Speaker 13 (39:25):
Thank you for asking me. I just been, you know,
sitting around the house thinking about stuff. I want to
hear something.
Speaker 10 (39:34):
Cool.
Speaker 13 (39:36):
I'm thinking about taking up meditation, y'all. I figure it's
better than sitting around the house.
Speaker 4 (39:44):
And doing nothing.
Speaker 13 (39:48):
You know a lot of people don't know this on
social media. Okay, but you can work out and not
like hell everyone? Okay, go do you?
Speaker 4 (40:03):
Zach?
Speaker 13 (40:03):
And I hired a handyman and gave him.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
A list so grown up of us.
Speaker 13 (40:07):
Right when we got home, only Adams one, three, and
five were done. Turns out he only does odd jobs.
You pipe down over there, do you? Zach asked me
(40:30):
if I had seen the dog bowl, and I was like, nah, dude,
I didn't even know he could. Vegetables are so good, y'all.
Explain to me why vegans are always trying to make
them taste like meat. Big guy over there like that
(40:56):
one take your age and add five years, and that's
your age and five years you know. Like after I
was arguing for an hour with a man who said
I was in his seat, he finally said, okay, you
(41:18):
fly the plane.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Dude, was pillo?
Speaker 13 (41:27):
Why is there always a shop selling luggage at the airport?
Speaker 1 (41:34):
That's a good question.
Speaker 13 (41:37):
More serious, Okay, they say, they say using a smaller
play will help you with your diet, But like it
took three of them to fit my dinner on them.
So I started jogging yesterday. I didn't want to with
(42:01):
the ice cream truck. Can stop? I can always tell
him that he use fake dinosaurs and movies, can't you?
If a cow laughed, I wonder if milk would shoot
(42:24):
out her nose. You ever noticed that common sense is
like the odorant. The people who need it most never
use it. I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
(42:47):
I'll let you know, Oh dude, it's the time. Okay,
I'll leave you with a joke and then like I
gotta go take a nap.
Speaker 4 (43:01):
Knock knock, who's there? Interrupting cow?
Speaker 14 (43:06):
Interrupting giver?
Speaker 13 (43:22):
Now gigs all right, all right, y'all keep ragging and
I'll keep thinking.
Speaker 5 (43:30):
Later, dude.
Speaker 8 (43:32):
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Speaker 1 (44:05):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. You
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Speaker 8 (44:22):
Hello, ladies, look at your man. Now, look at me.
Now back to your man, now back to me. Now
let me take a look at your man. Your man
is actually not a bad looking oh man, But sadly
he's not me. He doesn't look like me, and he
doesn't smell like me. Say, is your man using one
of those lady scented body washes?
Speaker 5 (44:40):
Really?
Speaker 1 (44:41):
You know?
Speaker 5 (44:42):
On him?
Speaker 8 (44:42):
It kind of works. Where are you now? I'm on
a boat. Does your man use sunscreen? He should? The
sun does terrible things to the skin. Of course, your
man's skin is actually quite nice. What's in my hand?
It's an oyster and inside two tickets to that thing
you love. Why don't you call one of your girlfriends
from and the two of you have an evening out
on me. Look again. The tickets are now diamonds. Maybe
(45:05):
you and your girlfriend could sell a few and tick
up enough cash to pay for a real girl's weekend
in can Cool. Oh, don't worry about leaving your man behind.
I'll be glad to keep him company. I'm a man
who enjoys hanging out with other men. Before you go,
tell me about you and your man. What's your situation?
Are the two of you you know, serious or is
this just a casual thing? My man and I have
(45:25):
what we call an understanding. We know that a man
can enjoy the company of another man without there being
any heavy emotional stuff. It's like two guys going to
the gym. Now your man and I are in a gym.
The whole place is full of men who use Lady
scented body washes. Your man fits right in. Would your
man like to grab something to eat later? I know
a great little sushi place. Now your man and I
(45:45):
are in a great little sushi place. Your man is
freshly showered, but he still has the rosy glow of
a vigorous workout. Your man doesn't really want to call
it a night this early, does he?
Speaker 5 (45:54):
Does?
Speaker 8 (45:55):
Your man like to dance? Come on, I can tell
he's got some moves. Now your man and I are
in an eye club. We're on the dance floor. Your
man is shaking it like a polaroid picture. Oh by
his phone rings, it's you calling from can Coon to
see how it's going. He lets the call go to voicemail.
I wouldn't read too much into that. Now your man
and I are doing yeager shots at the bar. Your
(46:15):
man says you're kind of stifling him lately. He says
he needs some space. He thinks once you get back
from Cankon, the two of you need to have a
serious talk. He's discovered things about himself he never knew before,
And to be perfectly honest, he's not sure you have
a place in the new life. He's planning there, he
said it. Now you're crying. Your man is apologizing. He
didn't plan this. It just kind of happened. He says,
(46:37):
it's not you, it's him. He's packing up his stuff
and moving out. He thinks you're a great girl and
you'll find the right guy before you know it. Your
man hates that look in your eyes. He never meant
for this to happen, but if it wasn't me, It
would have been somebody else. Your man has to be
true to who he really is. Here, I'm giving you
another handful of diamonds to cheer you up. Your man
and I will never forget you. We're riding off together
(47:00):
to the sunset. We're on a horse. Big boxes here
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