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October 10, 2024 43 mins

Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it’s Jesse Jackson’s and  birthday, so we’ll take the opportunity to make fun of him.. - Phil McCracken has a parody of the old Monster Mash song called, “Trailer Trash”.. - Dale Earnhardt, Jr. turns 50 today so we’ll have Mad Max remind him what you can’t say on live TV.. - Oliver will read his letter to the family dog.. - Doug Rice updates NASCAR’s playoffs as we head into a weekend of racing with the Bank of America Roval 400 at our hometown track, the Charlotte Motor Speedway.. -  and the Mayor of Dismal Seepage tries to cash in on Pumpkin Spice with the “Bumpkin Spice Festival”…

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Oh I love all those five big strong radio man
Walter Winch Cousin, Brusie walk Man, Jack, John Boy and
Belly all.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yoh boy, Betty had only two.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
White men ever make me more whoa I feel no Vonnable.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Your lift back, We walk over for your rift back.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Wow, good morning, it's a big shawn the radio.

Speaker 5 (01:17):
A man Doug Rice joins.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Us for professional studios on a Charlotte Motor Speedway. He's
got an unprofessional studio at his home. Because you're wondering about.

Speaker 6 (01:32):
Bush League Man League.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
We will review Talladega and the Big One, and then
we will look forward to the Roval Bank of America
Roval four hundred shot of Motor Speedware hometown Track. This Sunday,
there's one more celebration Dale Junior's fiftieth birthday. This song

(01:55):
from Howard and the Junior Nation Band.

Speaker 7 (02:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:20):
Well, see other morning at the grocery store, I met
a man I never seen before to change.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
My whole life forevermore. Said he was Dell Junior's right
hand man. Heard being never had a rocking band. He
asked us to play, said he pants a grand and
I said, but let's go. Let's go, let's go, Let's

(02:48):
go down.

Speaker 9 (02:50):
To Junior's farm where I want a layload lord life, highlight,
won't let's.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
Go take me out of Junior's farm. Take it out,
dude a put you know look here that fagers shall
make someth beside.

Speaker 10 (03:11):
You know.

Speaker 7 (03:14):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (03:15):
We put the equipment in the party bus, drove out
the juniors and Canaplelus.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
The man hisself was awaiting for us. We set the.

Speaker 8 (03:28):
Stuff up right there in the yard. We craked it
up and then we're.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
Rock get hard. We played all night and didn't get tar.

Speaker 9 (03:40):
Let's go, let's go, let's go Glasgow down to Junior's farm.

Speaker 7 (03:45):
Out all all o he load.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
Load, live, high life, golasko.

Speaker 9 (03:51):
Take me out of Junior's farm.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
Let's go.

Speaker 9 (03:55):
Let's go down to Julius farm, going up put all
the show, hard up minded on messlough. Take me out
of Junior's farm.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
Everybody tag along. Junior had a good old bunch of
boys out there, and brace yourself. There was some good
looking girls to what in particular I'd like to tell
you about which I would do. Since it comes back

(04:28):
around to get your.

Speaker 7 (04:30):
Night just here all right.

Speaker 5 (04:33):
Wow, I had a little hobby named Niece. She was smoking.
She was built to please, five foot five with thirty
sixteen what's not to like?

Speaker 8 (04:46):
She drove a heavy Chevy four by four.

Speaker 5 (04:50):
She set her daddy on the leg the store. Now,
who could ask for anything more?

Speaker 7 (04:57):
Not me?

Speaker 9 (04:58):
So that show, that's go, Let's collapse, go down to
Junior's farm with all her load lived.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
Well, let's go take be out of Junior's farm. Let's go.

Speaker 9 (05:14):
Let's go down to Junior's farm, going up for it
on the show.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
I mind, I don't be slow.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
Take me out of juniors far spot.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Everybody tag along, take me out a junior's spot.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
Junr If you listen, it was a stone groove hoss.

Speaker 8 (05:43):
Appreciate you letting a bunch of old parts hang out
in the big man's world.

Speaker 5 (05:47):
Wasn't no way we could take money for that night,
But our precious memories will last lifetime. And that's creaming
enough for it. And they says it never says you
can find them underwear? Can't. We'll holler for you this
weekend and Howard Wish.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio, and I Man
Doug Rice joins us as he does every Thursday about
this time on track with Doug Rice taking his victory
lap from one of the best racing careers that that
we've ever witnessed up close and personal.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
Good morning, mister Doug Rice. Thank you very much, John Boy.

Speaker 11 (06:36):
I've got the roval this coming weekend and I'm out
to Las Vegas and night play by play days will
be in the rearview mirror.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
So how about that?

Speaker 1 (06:44):
So, just like the rest of us, we'll watching the
final three races to see who the champion is. On
your last call, you got any gut feelings right now?

Speaker 11 (06:54):
Every other year, I normally have somebody really strong. I
still think Kyle Larson will be in the mix. William Byron,
we know, is going to advance into the round of eight.
Those are the two favorites. But it's been such a
wild year. We have had eighteen different winners this year.
That's unheard of, and we could easily get to twenty

(07:15):
because there's some good drivers left that haven't won that
could win one of these last five races. I think
Larson and William Byron from Hendrick will be in the mix.
And I think somehow or another, through all the turmoil,
and everything else that's going on in his life. Denny
Hammerin will be one of the final four.

Speaker 5 (07:32):
All right, we'll see what happens.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Well, if these non playoff racers keep jumping up and
win races, is going to go down to points, isn't it?

Speaker 5 (07:41):
It is because we have had three of.

Speaker 11 (07:44):
The five playoff races to this point have been won
by guys not in the playoffs. You know, Chastain won
last week, Ricky Stenhouse Junior wins a really close one
down at Talladega, And what that does is that denies
the playoff guys automatically advancing by one of them winning. Now,
William Byron advanced because on points he can't fall out now,

(08:07):
so he's safe, but a lot of other people aren't.

Speaker 5 (08:10):
And talking about Riggy Stenhouse Junior and Talladega, you put
that down. Is this for sure, Doug? The biggest wreck ever?

Speaker 11 (08:17):
Yes, twenty eight cars involved to one extent or the other.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
And that's a lot. That's that's pretty bad. Talk about
the big one that was it's the biggest of the
big ones.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Yes, and again we're talking about shut a motor speedway
road course, the Roval four hundred Bank of America, Roval
four hundred. Take it still available if you click on
the link of the Big Show dot Com, it'll take
you right there.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
You want to see this one.

Speaker 11 (08:44):
Yeah, this one's gonna be fun. They've made some big
changes to the racetrack there. The front stretched chicane is
a lot tighter that'll create a breaking zone, and it
now has a hairpin turn built into it. Turned six
is a complete hairpin like the one that they have Sonoma,
so that's another passing breaking zone. I think it's going

(09:05):
to be maybe the best robal we've seen, but then
again I'm prejudiced.

Speaker 5 (09:09):
You will be right there in your hometown track calling
the action.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Is my old German buddy that lives in the Netherlands
going to be racing old gsv gvs GPS.

Speaker 5 (09:21):
Yes, I'm trying to learn more about him as we
go on.

Speaker 6 (09:25):
Here Witsbergen, who is New Zealand.

Speaker 5 (09:30):
Before, but he will be racing in both races.

Speaker 11 (09:33):
He'll be in the Infinity race on Saturday and he
will be in the Big Cup race on Sunday. You
can't let a road course talent like him not be
in a road race, so he'll be there Saturday and Sunday.
All right, John boy, you can just go SVG and
that's permissible svgs.

Speaker 5 (09:50):
Well, I won't do him and put a couple of
dollars on him too. By this afternoon it'll be stp.
I have a feeling there's no staying power there.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
All right, dog, thank you so much, buddy. Enjoy your
weekend at Charlotte Motor Speedway. My boy, Hey guys, thanks
a bunch you all right, love you man. You'll follow
Doug on Twitter at Rice Man sixty one. All right,
well let's play I beat the blonde game home. Step
up here, Tayner, get you whooping one eight hundred, big
show you told free line. We'll get a contestant play next.

(10:50):
Good morning, that's a big showing the radio.

Speaker 5 (10:52):
Rolling through your Thursday morning. Let's jump on in here.
Our game is beating the blog and I don't know.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
I just kidding about the wooping tighter. Don't know where
it came from. I left over from Randy whooping.

Speaker 6 (11:09):
I can take it.

Speaker 5 (11:12):
Right, give it another thirty years one has made our contestant.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Lee from Augusta, Georgia, Good morning, Lee, what it all ride? No,
We're gonna do I tell you some questions. She'll answer
you agree or disagree, your two bells before two buzzers,
and you win.

Speaker 5 (11:33):
I was good, all right, Marcy.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
When you probably noticed that penguins have very short legs,
so they can't run very well, what do they do
when they're being chased by a predator.

Speaker 10 (11:48):
Well, let's just say there's more than one color of
snow that you know you shouldn't eat.

Speaker 5 (11:54):
Right away.

Speaker 6 (11:58):
They they burrow under the snow.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
They burrow under the snow with the little short legs.
So I Stader's answered, Lee, do you agree or disagree?

Speaker 5 (12:11):
I think I disagree, John boy, disagree with that? Oh
I'm sorry, Yeah, that was the thing to do.

Speaker 7 (12:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
They slide on their bellies that run as long as
they're going downhill.

Speaker 5 (12:24):
I guess we are right. And then they take their
fins and kind of push. I should try that. I
got think I got the belly for.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
As long as I don't know if you're laying on
your belly, I don't know if your arms are reached
the snow.

Speaker 5 (12:38):
All right, there we go. That's a bell for Lee.
Good work here, all right, Marcie.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
What is the obvious difference between snails and slugs?

Speaker 6 (12:48):
Well, no one's ever gone to the hospital the snail
in their chest. Talk about slugs. The difference is slugs
don't have ship else the shells.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Are the difference between the snails and slugs. Lee, agree
with boy Okay, agree with that. And that wasn't any
of that.

Speaker 5 (13:11):
That's the way to play.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
And you even now the ones who have shells. Yes,
slugs don't have shells in the snails.

Speaker 6 (13:20):
Dude run around naked.

Speaker 12 (13:24):
Leae.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
One hundred and twenty dollars worth of balls, not cleaning
products made in the USA headed down to Augusta for you.

Speaker 7 (13:32):
I appreciate John Boyn.

Speaker 5 (13:34):
That's my first time calling and I'd like to give
a shot out if I could you go ahead.

Speaker 13 (13:40):
I'd like to give a shout out to all our.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Linemen and treat tremors down here in Augusta for getting
all our power back on them working as hard as
they do.

Speaker 5 (13:48):
That's it. But you've got to salute them guys and
gals for doing that as well. Don't get enough credit
over That's it, Lee.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
I get worry, bud it yea, hang on by the
many hours hopping ned on the other side. This week
is a monster craft show.

Speaker 5 (14:13):
You're all about it.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Thank god.

Speaker 5 (14:19):
H good morning. No, I just born his feather. I'll

(14:54):
show you what to do with it later on. We'll
get to it headed on the weekend. Boys and girls happening.
Too bad, there's no Bengal this weekend. Water am I
gonna do? Buck up, Grandma, it's the monster craft showing
sail up the gear, Bring.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
The kids, Bring the great grandkids, bringing the great great grandkid.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Gon't forget your walk because he's blas thetagular events glass blowing, awesome, windshot,
high tech, quilting, seminar, quilted.

Speaker 5 (15:30):
Blue hair. That's been a woodworking things for those cars,
a little.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Woodworking things, a special appearance my buddy, the Lesbury Swing.

Speaker 5 (15:42):
It's no monster craft showing sails Bengal. You you need
that's most accent. Good morning, big shows on all radio.

(16:20):
Here we go. It's time to axe.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
Oh yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yoo
yoah yep yo yoo yo ya watch up.

Speaker 5 (16:33):
Hey.

Speaker 4 (16:33):
Uh Patrick sens his creepings and salivations. But uh he
and two and his new Skakinador is Peyton Act's new
crib to day and uh if you're listening, keep it
on the wall and not on y'all you did.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Welcome to.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
The place to go for all the five wine wine
you need? All you are who you call uh Intro's
Personal relationship.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
Dig did I? I had been mad for thirty six.

Speaker 4 (17:04):
Years and found a girlfriend, own a house and fifteen
acres of land. My girlfriend live in a trailer. Should
I divorce my wife and lose everything? Or move in
with my girlfriend? She has a tattoo on her arm
with my name on it, but the reading nothing. It

(17:26):
reads Jerry's little squaw. We think we are Indian? Signed Chief, Jerry,
dear Chief.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
Are you Indian?

Speaker 13 (17:39):
All right?

Speaker 3 (17:41):
You big chief moron? A little running hord of.

Speaker 5 (17:43):
Jackass dry.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
Like my granddaddy used to say, white folk, Lord and lord. Well,
it sounds like you got to act just in time,
my brother. And if you was here, yeah, I pie
you out something sense into that big fat head of yours,
like make you go Toro all I.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
Now, I don't give a flying high five jib.

Speaker 13 (18:12):
What do you do it?

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Y'all?

Speaker 3 (18:12):
What you call squaws? But don't even think about giving
up your traveler state, my brother man, that you got
no sense of history.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
The last thing a real in here would do give
up his land or something bird dog hoots you from
some come get some tried.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
See see see see see see now women's come and
women's goals.

Speaker 4 (18:34):
But like a damn my sense in that movie, y'all
love so much your brother, where y'all going later?

Speaker 3 (18:42):
A man with that land? Ain't no kind of man.
Let me preach on, no, no, no no.

Speaker 4 (18:49):
And now remember, Jerry, you work long and hard for
your constant, the Chief. You're really gonna throw it all
away for some dirty old single white and the crazy
old girlfriend thinks she's Pokehontas. Ain't no sense in you
giving away everything. I mean, you don't ran think she's
only been smoking your peace pope?

Speaker 14 (19:09):
Does it?

Speaker 12 (19:11):
Now?

Speaker 4 (19:11):
Wouldn't it just be smarter to keep the current missus
Chief Jared happy and just to tippittoe over and visit
the neighboring tribes te pet from time to time. Now
I get hip to the facts that you get bored
with your current situation. I mean, thirty six years, thirty
six year, I can it's a hard time say it.
I love you baby after thirty six minutes.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
Let me answer you this.

Speaker 4 (19:36):
You still driving the same car for the last thirty
six years, you still wearing the same shoes for thirty
six years?

Speaker 3 (19:43):
Does you still use high karate after thirty six years?

Speaker 9 (19:46):
Now?

Speaker 4 (19:46):
If you answered yes to the last one, let me
know because I've been out of stops since seventy six.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
But my regrets.

Speaker 5 (19:53):
Now, let's it.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
Just take Chief mcdaddy's advice and stay on your reservation,
or you wind up with a bunch of little old
pap is running around. Just tell you a little squads
you that you're afraid all this new loving mine. Give
you some sort of sculluler annualism in your head, Max Bloke,
And if she don't buy that, just aim her towards

(20:14):
a curb and bury your size twelve moccason righting the
crack of.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
Old wig walk. That's what I called it.

Speaker 5 (20:21):
Whomp them.

Speaker 13 (20:24):
This is ke.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
Peace out.

Speaker 5 (20:28):
If you got problems, right to ask Ike.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Big Show video box one nine one Charlotte didn't see
two eight two one nine. Email anybody but me at
the Big Show dot Com. Good morning, You got the
Big Show on the radio. More chances for you to
win coming up after your news, weather and sports.

Speaker 15 (20:50):
You come on me today because you know no Sicilian
can refuse the request on the day of his daughter's winning.
I shall grant your requests. Day I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a hair cut. Maybe I'll ask
you to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll
just ask you to listen to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show. Would you rather wake up with

(21:11):
a horse's head or these two horses eyes?

Speaker 5 (21:49):
Good morning, that's a Big show on the radio.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
You're wondering about that Big Show custom motorcycle.

Speaker 5 (21:56):
That we're gonna give away.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Well, if you registered to win, your name is in
the hat. If you want a prize pack, your name's
in the hat, and we will draw five finalists. This
is the deal earlier yesterday morning. That was the sound
coming from Warner Roberts, Georgia. Dwayne Rymers. Dwayne Reimers was

(22:20):
the first finalist drawn. There will be four more finalists
drawn before the final drawing.

Speaker 5 (22:27):
That's the way we're doing it.

Speaker 13 (22:29):
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Speaker 5 (22:30):
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Click on the link to the Big Show dot Com
or go to Big Show Bike dot com. We'll announce
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Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio?

Speaker 5 (22:49):
Coming up?

Speaker 1 (22:49):
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Lawyers at ride that we'll register you to win one
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Click on it and red sure to win and go
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Speaker 1 (23:13):
Befoul we play. Let's get some Taylor Taman news. Here's
that girl, mar said Taylor Morian.

Speaker 10 (23:19):
I appreciate that. Hey, the oscars are around the corner.
Well huh okay, yeah so, and they are searching for
a host replaced Jimmy Kimmel because Jimmy has begged off
as being the host of the awards ceremony.

Speaker 6 (23:32):
Next your show could have co hosts Hugh Jackman and
Ryan Reynolds.

Speaker 10 (23:37):
Yes, they are at the top of their list of
who they would like to host the show. Their chemistry
has been on display as they promoted Deadpool Wolverine, which
became the summer's biggest box office blockbuster. If you worked
under a rock, you saw them everywhere. They filled in
for Kimmel as a duo. They did so much press.

(23:59):
John they just were everywhere, and they do.

Speaker 5 (24:02):
I wish you could have interviewed them, right, I can
set it up.

Speaker 6 (24:09):
I would like Ryan to say I seemed like a
nice person.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Well you might get a chance to say it to
him in person, because they the rumor is he's moving
to our home city.

Speaker 6 (24:20):
There were Yeah, they were spotted house hunting a month
or so. He and his wife need to get a bungalow.

Speaker 5 (24:33):
Showed him the north Side.

Speaker 10 (24:36):
So Hugh Jackman has hosting experience. He hosted the Tony Awards.
Hey's a singer and a dancer. He's very good. And
Ryan Reynolds, well, I just think that he shines at
whatever he can just add lib damn right.

Speaker 6 (24:47):
All right, we have a fan in the road. So uh,
news from across the pond, Well, actually I don't.

Speaker 10 (24:54):
I just mean across the country because they live here now,
Megan and Megan and Harry.

Speaker 6 (24:58):
I'll get to it. I'll get to I don't know
how the people like build up suspense.

Speaker 10 (25:01):
So the British tabloids are fueling rumors that the marriage
of Prince Harry and Megan Markle.

Speaker 6 (25:06):
Has hit the skids.

Speaker 10 (25:10):
According to Radar Online, he's been doing a lot of
traveling by himself and doing a lot of charity work
without her, And sources have been telling the tabloids they're
doing a trial separation.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Oh boy, jackie, what was saying, don't get what they
look like somewhere?

Speaker 5 (25:30):
Yes, sir, all right.

Speaker 10 (25:34):
So on the flip side of it, another royal insider
has said that they told People magazine that the Duke
and Duchess of Suckett have now hit their stride as individuals,
that's all, not just as a couple.

Speaker 6 (25:46):
It's clear that a twin track approaches evolving. I mean
they just they're just a power, a power couple.

Speaker 5 (25:51):
Yeah, you got the payday. They moved over here and
raise the money. She going And there's a place he
just got back in the Windsor Castle. Let me have
a little room clause.

Speaker 10 (26:01):
Well, you know, and he's been you know, his daddy
is sick and the families kind of shunned him, and
his brother's looking like getting closer and closer to being
the king.

Speaker 5 (26:10):
And yes, that's correct.

Speaker 10 (26:15):
He turned forty and you know, got his little inheritance
from his great grandma.

Speaker 6 (26:20):
So the tabloids are fuel it us.

Speaker 5 (26:24):
How do you say it?

Speaker 6 (26:25):
Why do you I have no clue. I have no
pulse on these two. I think he was smitten, so
I have no idea. Wow, I know, I don't know.

Speaker 10 (26:34):
Jamie Fox in the news. You know, he has a
Netflix stand up show coming out. He made a triumphant
return to the stage last week at Atlanta working on
his on his set, he performed for the first time
since last year's mysterious health scare. We still don't know
really what it was. They've kept that very private, which
I applaud. So Gail King was there all three nights

(26:57):
in Atlanta where they recorded their net Flick special, and
they said that she posted on Instagram that a few
of their private.

Speaker 6 (27:04):
Moments together that she had with with Jamie, you know, chatting.
She got the exclusive.

Speaker 10 (27:10):
So yeah, so it looks like he's, uh, he's back
at it. You know, I've seen him on commercials as well,
So he's get back in his roof and his daughter.

Speaker 12 (27:19):
Are hosting Shazam, the show Shazam on TV where you
guess the lyrics of a song where you guess the
artist it's and they're a great coupled again, they're amazing together.
This one was popular. Can step.

Speaker 5 (27:39):
Backer from California.

Speaker 6 (27:42):
Report and wrap up our Tater Tamman for the day.
Thank you, Ms Curry.

Speaker 12 (27:49):
Uh.

Speaker 10 (27:50):
The director of Men in Black accused Will Smith of
being a fart of incredibly foul odor quote. You never
want to be in a small s with a Will
Smith fart.

Speaker 5 (28:02):
Oh all right, so there you go.

Speaker 6 (28:05):
Apparently he cuts them loose and it doesn't care where.

Speaker 5 (28:07):
He is, and there's no other news to report, very much.

Speaker 6 (28:12):
I'm gonna end on that, thank you very much.

Speaker 5 (28:15):
Well, let's get us a winner. Let's play wordy word.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Here we go one eight hundred big show you told
free line across America. We'll get a couple of contestants
and play next.

Speaker 5 (28:48):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio. RNA.
Do your Thursday, October to tenth.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
We got today's featured track from the Big Show mid
box the Mayor of Thismal Seepage Bumpkin' Spice Festival, Sir's
Reggie Word Bumpkin in.

Speaker 5 (29:03):
The bit box and brought to you by the Bank
of America.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Rob four hundred happens this Sunday shot him on the
speedway there right now, let's play.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
I went to everybody's head about the bed I.

Speaker 5 (29:15):
Play to birdy. We got the word anywhere. Let sweets
contestant man is away. We have got time from Oregon Cave,
West Virginia. Good morning, Todd, Good morning, John Boy, Hey buddy, welcome,
and we got Peggy. You all right, Todd? Okay, good back, okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Peggy from Grandview, Indiana. Good morning, Peggy, good morning, good morning.
All right, y'all about that West Virginia and Indiana this morning.

Speaker 5 (29:49):
So Peggy will.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Put you on Tat's team. I'll take time boys against
girls this morning. All right, good so, all right, all right, Pegg,
you relax me and Todd we'll go for the first
thirty seconds.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
All right, Todd, you ready.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Buddy, Yes, sir, I'm ready.

Speaker 5 (30:07):
Let's see what we can do.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Then, all right, Tata hold it up there, okay, okay,
starting the clock.

Speaker 5 (30:14):
Now, the agony of defeat? What the thrill of yes?

Speaker 13 (30:19):
Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
You gotta get a driver's blank when you're sixteen, Yeah,
uh huh. You count these to see if you gain
weight on labels?

Speaker 5 (30:29):
Yeah, uh huh. Hey, don't give me no blank from
your mouth. Yeah okay, not the Navy, but the.

Speaker 13 (30:37):
Marine.

Speaker 5 (30:38):
No no, no, no, no, no go ahead, go go go, yes, yes, Army, Okay,
when you leave your job at sixty five? Ah yeah,
I'll go to That was it? You didn't give him
that one?

Speaker 12 (30:51):
Did you know?

Speaker 5 (30:51):
I was after the buzzer?

Speaker 1 (30:52):
A right, Tayta los having good work, Todd, we put
a five on the board.

Speaker 5 (30:57):
All right, Tata and Peggy for their round one? Peggy,
are you ready?

Speaker 7 (31:03):
I'm ready?

Speaker 6 (31:04):
All right and go My heart about leapt out of
my what.

Speaker 13 (31:10):
Jump?

Speaker 6 (31:11):
Yes. In baseball, you have balls and what pitches? The
pitches you break? You blank out?

Speaker 5 (31:22):
Had a girl.

Speaker 6 (31:24):
The King and Queen live in this house.

Speaker 10 (31:27):
It's called a what uh huh chickens chickens ladies, you
write a chew chew blank.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
All right, wow, chickens laying eggs and chew choo trains.

Speaker 5 (31:42):
I don't know how y'all got through all those stomp ones,
but that was good. Five on the board.

Speaker 6 (31:48):
I'm sorry, mister driver's license.

Speaker 5 (31:54):
And five after round one? Round two?

Speaker 13 (32:00):
Todd?

Speaker 5 (32:00):
Are you ready? I'm ready, sir, So I had to
clock now.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
If you miss one of these, don't cut you power off.
Don't miss a yeah, uh huh, don't blank cigarettes.

Speaker 5 (32:13):
Yeah uh huh rhymes with it. That you have one
of these when you're old in your brain. Yeah, uh huh.
All right, you're a blank of war. When they capture you,
you are a what Yeah? Uh huh? How does this smell?
Give it a yeah?

Speaker 13 (32:29):
Uh huh.

Speaker 5 (32:30):
I can't speak up. I'm hard of blinking. Yeah, okay,
good work, all right, another six on the board with
that five and eleven score.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
But Peggy's got some wordy word game in or two, Tater,
you pull him out of her six?

Speaker 5 (32:48):
Will tie? Ready, Peggy? Yep, I'm ready and go.

Speaker 6 (32:56):
I'm a mom and I work, so I need blank care.

Speaker 7 (33:00):
Daycare?

Speaker 13 (33:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (33:01):
What for your what? Yes?

Speaker 6 (33:02):
Wow, Elmer's makes this. You need it for school?

Speaker 13 (33:06):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (33:07):
And blue is what? When it's on your fingers, it
gets what?

Speaker 9 (33:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (33:13):
And a hose me having of this and and stuff
blinks out of it water and water yep, yeah, but
what will it do? It comes out of the hose
from a hole. It's got a what bray?

Speaker 6 (33:24):
It's got No, it's broken, it's got a what?

Speaker 10 (33:27):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Elie?

Speaker 13 (33:28):
Ye?

Speaker 12 (33:30):
That ever?

Speaker 5 (33:33):
A nine? Todd wins eleven to nine. That was a four.
Y'all round up with there, But Peggy, good game.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
You playing out of grand View, Indiana this morning, and
you can try again anytime.

Speaker 5 (33:46):
All right, all right, thank you, all right, thank you, Peggy,
have a great day.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
And Todd look at you up Aaron Oregon k West
Virginia winning the big old load, Tiger's motorcycle pick, get
your name in a hat and just go on brack around.

Speaker 5 (34:01):
A little bit.

Speaker 7 (34:04):
Appreciate you, Joe Boy.

Speaker 5 (34:06):
Jorgey Buddy, you hang on with jacket.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Good Morning, Make Shows on the radio, Big request time,
Martin Simpson.

Speaker 5 (34:14):
Listen up, it's your request this morning.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Martin out a shell be North Carolina says, can we
hear the top ten list on inflation?

Speaker 5 (34:21):
Sad but funny? You got it, Martin, coming up next.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Good Morning, Makes shows on the radio about this time
every Monday through Friday.

Speaker 5 (34:52):
Get a big request.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
The John won't be the Facebook Page's where Tator pulls
it off. Martin Simpson, Shelby, North Carolin fast for this.

Speaker 5 (35:01):
Top ten list, Say sad but funny. Let's see Good
morning friends.

Speaker 14 (35:06):
Bill Silver's here back again with another insightful top ten
list to brighten your day and make you forget your troubles.
And now that we've got that out of the way,
let's talk about inflation. Inflation one of the key elements
to her recession. Paul's surprize winning economists will disagree, but
remember God created economists to make weather men look good. Inflation,

(35:29):
it's so bad even Tom Brady came out of retirement.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
So what is inflation.

Speaker 14 (35:35):
It's when you're finally able to make ends meet and
the government comes and moves the ends. You can explain
it to your children like this. Two years ago, that
doll only cost one tooth for the tooth fairy. Now
that same doll will cost you your upper set. When
my wife asked me to explain it, I said, look, honey,
when we were first married, you were thirty six, twenty

(35:56):
four to thirty six, but these days you're forty six
forty forty eight. So theoretically you have more than you
did before, but your value is lower. That's inflation. And
look at me, Look at me. I tell you I'm
a mess. My hairline is in recession, my stomach is
a victim of inflation, and together they're putting me in
a depression.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
But enough about me.

Speaker 14 (36:20):
Yes, people, every dark cloud has a silver lighting, at
least that's what the media tells you. So let's look
at the top ten upsides to inflation. Number ten, a
trip to the water park is absolutely free. You just
have to wait for your neighbors to leave so you
can use their slipping slide.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
Number nine.

Speaker 14 (36:40):
Thanks to inflation, employers are offering competitive salaries.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
All that really means is your salary will be competing
with your bills. Number eight. You can now afford a
house at the lake also known as a van down
by the river.

Speaker 14 (36:58):
Enjoy a dinner out with your life, table for two
at the sample station at Sam's Club right this way.
Thanks to inflation, if you eat two popsicles, you wind
up with thirty eight dollars worth of lumber.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
You're now getting investment advice from.

Speaker 14 (37:16):
The guy you made fun of for investing in crypto.
You've tuned out all the news outlets. Now you get
your news from the same guy you accused of being
a conspiracy theorist two years ago. Number three. Thanks to inflation,
you become an entrepreneur. Since you can can't afford air conditioning,
you can start teaching Bickram.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Yoga in the living room. Number two. You can now
run errands without paying high gas prices.

Speaker 14 (37:46):
Of course, you'll eventually run out of dealerships.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
To take desk drives so make them counts. And the
number one upside of inflation.

Speaker 14 (37:54):
Politician's IQ goes from seventeen to nearly fifty three.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
See I didn't make many days, but it again, I
really didn't have to do that. So there you go.
This is Bill silver Take. You're welcome.

Speaker 5 (38:37):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Today's feature track on a big show bit box, you
would like this one visit with a mayor of Dicimal
Seepage keyword Bumpkin'.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Well, there's always something exciting happening in Dismal Sepret, South Carolina,
and here to tell us all about it, the mayor himself,
the Honorable Merwin Fiddle Swoop. Good morning, mister mayor.

Speaker 13 (39:03):
Good morning, John Boy and all your wonderful listeners.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
We're heading in the fall. Sure you got some special
coming up? Would you like to tell us about it?

Speaker 12 (39:12):
No?

Speaker 13 (39:13):
I called in for your pickle recipe. Ain't be I'm serious.
This is my job.

Speaker 5 (39:21):
So what's coming up in beautiful dismal Saint Bitch?

Speaker 13 (39:25):
That's a great question, John Boy, About damn time too. Well,
the whole country is swept up in pumpkin spice fever.

Speaker 5 (39:34):
Ah sore you doing a pumpkin spice festival.

Speaker 13 (39:41):
I'd appreciate the opportunity to finish my thought, John boy, Okay,
so I go ahead. That's a great idea. So well,
people are pumpkin spicing, They're coffee and donuts and cereal.
The resourceful people in the South are taking it to
another level. I'm proud to announce the very first Pumpkins Festival.

(40:01):
No I was right, No, no, I said, bumpkin spice
with a bee. You know, bumpkin is in all the
hangers on at the nose Gold farms out there.

Speaker 5 (40:11):
Bumpkin Okay, I get it, Bumpkin Spice Festival, I don't
get it.

Speaker 13 (40:21):
Best weekend, Native Southerners will have the opportunity to spice
up their favorite dishes and life in general, right in
the middle of a family fun fall festival. Saturday morning,
we'll have the big Bumpkin Spice Parade. It'll be led
by the Paula Deene all honky marching band. All honky Yeah,

(40:42):
it's a marching band using only bulb horns. What you thinking?
Mess your weirdo? And as always, the Shriners will be
on hand doing precision maneuvers and big motorized pumpkins. And
if they crash, well, we'll just make another pie. Won
not words of wisdom, John boy, There's no shortage of

(41:05):
activities for the whole family. We'll challenge your pitching arm
with a one of a kind dunk tank. A direct
hit will drop the unlucky target into a big vat
of pumpkin spice puree. What sounds kind of gross, Well nonsense,
It'll only be gross if we made pies out of
it afterwards.

Speaker 5 (41:21):
Are you gonna make pies out of it? Afterwards?

Speaker 13 (41:24):
People always want what's go do all those gigantic pumpkins
you see on the news, Well, all weekend long we'll
have the big Pumpkin Spice roll. Kids will have the
chance to crawl inside these massive gorge specimens and roll
down suicide hill.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
That sounds dangerous, So what happens the most pumpkins like
break apart?

Speaker 13 (41:46):
And Sunday night we'll have We'll have a huge concert
featuring Rapper Vanilla Spice. We'll also have an appearance by
the old school og gangster Rapper with the orange square
fro Spice. And I'm really excited about our headliners all
the way from Macon, Georgia. The Pumpkin Spice Girls nice.

Speaker 5 (42:08):
Now are they as hot as the original Spice Girls?

Speaker 13 (42:11):
You bet if you like big girls with bad spray tans.
But can they sing?

Speaker 14 (42:18):
Ah?

Speaker 5 (42:18):
I don't know, can they?

Speaker 13 (42:21):
And be sure to bring your apple bress. We'll have
plenty of chicken and pumplins, brunskin stew and sweet pumpkin
tea and the debut of my very own private label
beer qu's punkin Bruise. This, my friends, is Punkin Special.
Be sure to pick up your very own case this weekend.

Speaker 5 (42:43):
So is this whole weekends just a government funded promotion
for your beer?

Speaker 13 (42:50):
So carve off. It's not a trick, but it's sure
is a treat the Big Dismal Seepach Good Spice Festival
and buy the beer.

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