June 26, 2025 • 49 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, our long time friend, Sargie Wargie (Sgt. USAF, retired) stops by for a visit.. - Married Man renews his vows.. - It’s National Beautician’s Day - and we celebrate with a visit to Doodle’s Hair Salon.. - Part-Time Receptionist, Phil McCracken has been searching for a new pet for John Boy.. - We get On Track with Doug Rice for the latest happenings in NASCAR.. - We’ll replay the time our dumbest contest of all time made it through to battle John Boy on the Stupie Quiz.. - and we’ll wrap up with an entry into the Diary of Gary Busey…
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Speaker 1 (00:24):
Good morning. There's a big show on the radio. We're
gonna do you. Thursday, June twenty sixth. Feature track from
The Big Show. Bit Box and Entry into the Diary
of Gary Bucy The Abusey Family Reunion. There's a Keywords
family Reunion. There's a big box at the Big Show.
Do cohere right now, It's time to play beat the block.
(00:45):
Let's meet our contestant. There's a sophomore out of the
cater Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Say hey to Gary.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Good morning, Gary, Good morning there, big brother. Hello, hey man,
we're all right, Rugain, just remembering fun stuff with Sergie Wargie.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
I've been married to Bond for thirty years.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Did I beat her?
Speaker 5 (01:14):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Whatever I get? Well, let's get you two bells before
two buzzers and you'll get the Big Hole American Flag
Prize pick. Okay, all right, let's do it Marcy. According
to Farmers, which animal is the dumbest?
Speaker 6 (01:33):
Take a number.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
You've been riding around stuff. That's know what I'm saying, y'all.
Check out go fund me to get Tato a miniature
donkey at the John Boy Billy Facebook page. When you
have a.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
Chance, tint all the angles might be a dumbest on
the farm. Oh no, not my donkey. No, no, it's cheap.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
She are the dumbest. Giry agree or disagree?
Speaker 7 (02:08):
I beg I won't disagree with that one.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
That's a good thing to do.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah, the turkey turkeys are I have heard that in
a rainstorm a turkey will look up and drown.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I've heard that. I don't know if it's true, but
never pretty desarves it. There's a grand Slam holder. Maybe
that'll give me something to do drown them. There's a bell.
So according to pickle Packer's Marcy going to Pickle Packers International,
(02:41):
and how many paces away should the crunch of a
pickle be audible?
Speaker 6 (02:47):
How many paces you walk away to eat a pickle blacker?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Picked a peck of pickle blacker? Paces five?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Five?
Speaker 8 (02:59):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
This is five sounds good Gary, Agree or disagree?
Speaker 8 (03:04):
I won't agree with her?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Ten ten here crunch? Yes, the Chris pickles at the
So it's a full county it is. See, we can
get a bell for the wins Tayler. Which of these
featured competitions was a least attended event in the nineteen
(03:29):
hundred Paris Olympic Game. Least attend least attended event. This
was nineteen hundred Paris Olympics. Croquet, fishing, billiards or checkers.
Speaker 9 (03:42):
You leave.
Speaker 7 (03:43):
Someone actually is paid to keep record of this in
the Olympics.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
Okay, well break dances in it now, so I'm gonna
say checkers.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
The checkers was the least attended event, like a nineteen.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
I might have.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah, they packed for checkers. It was croquet. Only one
fan showed up. Well, it had not been part of
the Olympics before then or since.
Speaker 10 (04:19):
And they were lost.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
It's like the.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
French have excelled in that category more than anything else
in the Olympics. Crokay, croquet. They did better in that
than anything else. They because they meddled in every event
because there was no one to compete against.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
They were playing themselves.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Oh I had a plan. Hi Gary, good work on
you and Buddy the high quality signature series American flag
from Condor Flags and Charlotte, North Carolina.
Speaker 11 (04:52):
Thank you sir.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Why are the hours get out again?
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Five an hour a half at the first that needed
to condo. Good morning, there's a big show on the
(05:44):
radio with your Thursday Morning, June twenty sixth it was
this date nineteen forty nine, Billboard magazine renamed its hill
billy music chart as Country and Western, and it was
back in twenty twenty three The Knee Deep in Bluegrass
hosts Cindy Balcom, another John Boyn billy radio network umbrella
(06:08):
sold out to the man to make this great album hitit.
Speaker 12 (06:15):
She's the Queen of bluegrass, the fairy godmother of the fiddle,
the Southern bell of the banjo.
Speaker 13 (06:21):
And a legend in an Acon.
Speaker 12 (06:24):
Right, a legend and an icon. She's Cindy Balcom. I'm
Cindy Balcom, and for thirty years, Cindy has dedicated her
life to keeping bluegrass music in the country's mainstream, both
with her nationally syndicated radio show Knee Deep in Bluegrass and.
Speaker 13 (06:39):
On stage with her husband, Terry Balcom, who's also a
legion in an Acon.
Speaker 12 (06:44):
But there comes a time when a talent gets too
big for just one genre of music. Well, that legendary
iconic status is about to take yet another part of
the music industry by storm ladies and gentlemen. Big Show
Records is proud to enter to the new Cindy Balcom
and She's Hip Deep in Hip Hop.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
My Milkshait brings all the boys to the yard and
they're like, it's better than yours. Damn, Ryan is better
than yours. I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.
Speaker 12 (07:15):
The first lady of bluegrass is getting jiggy with it,
and it's.
Speaker 13 (07:19):
Fight when the pimps in the crib mall drop it
like it's hot, Drop it like it's hot, Drop it
like it's hot.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
And the pigs try to get at you. Park it
like a talk, bark it like a top, Park it
like it's hot.
Speaker 12 (07:31):
She's breaking down the stupid fed rhymes and riding dirty
like a stone pole. Skeezer, run tell that.
Speaker 6 (07:38):
Come on, let's talk about six baby, Let's talk about
you and the Let's talk about all the good things
and the bad things that will be. Let's talk about sin.
Speaker 12 (07:50):
She's burying her musical soul in a whole new way.
Speaker 13 (07:53):
Oh all right.
Speaker 12 (07:56):
You'll find out things about Cindy Buckam that you never
knew before.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
For example, I like big books.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
I cannot you owe the brothers can in that. When
a girl walks in with a n anybody ways and
a round thing in your face, you get sprung.
Speaker 12 (08:11):
The ad as gold as ice.
Speaker 13 (08:15):
If there's a problem, you know I'll solve it. Check
out the hook why my DJA revolves it. Ass ass baby,
the miller ass ass Baby, the miller ass ass Baby,
the Niller ass Als.
Speaker 12 (08:34):
Yes, Cindy Buckom isn't just setting the trends, She's setting
the mood for romance.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
Oh me so horny, Oh oh me so harny, Oh
me so harny me love you long time, so harny,
so so harny, Oh me so harny me love you
long time.
Speaker 13 (08:57):
You know what up my nizzles. This is Cindy be
to the aucum, getting up in mill grill. It's time
to get your freak on and start mocking boots to
the fresh tracks I've laid down, Stop lamping and start ampling. Homie,
time to make some kill a scrilla you heard and remember.
Can't touch this. You can't touch this, can't touch this.
Speaker 12 (09:23):
No, Cyndy Balcom is hip deep in hip hop.
Speaker 14 (09:28):
Can't touch you.
Speaker 12 (09:29):
Available show records.
Speaker 13 (09:31):
Oh shizzle, I love talking like this word.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Good morning, it's a big showing the radio. All right.
Who's on the desk in our talent agency this morning?
Speaker 15 (10:07):
Hello, red Hot Tilant Incorporated, serving you since nineteen seventy four,
with bar bands and dog acts and oh so much more.
Our talented roster is very extensive, and none of their
prices are very expensive. We'll send them out over, we'll
call them by beeper. You'll love the price too. They
don't come any cheaper, he.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Mister besto, No, this is yeah. John, won't beell here.
What's shaking?
Speaker 9 (10:32):
Seal?
Speaker 15 (10:33):
What's shaking? Who?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
You're the big bat? Polite?
Speaker 15 (10:37):
Well don't it doesn't suit you? O, get fined.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
He talked to Murray.
Speaker 15 (10:41):
I don't think that's such a good idea.
Speaker 9 (10:43):
Me neither.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
But he's the only agent we have.
Speaker 15 (10:45):
No, no, no, seriously, Murray is kind of out of
sorts right now. What do you mean, Well, it's kind
of a weird story. The other night, Murray took some
of the office staff over to the laugh Barn. He
took us to see this The Mighty Mesmer, some comedy hit.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
The discut was a good show.
Speaker 15 (11:01):
Not really. The guy is like eighty seven years old
standard stuff. He breaks people up out of the audience,
puts them in a trance, makes him do stupid stuff,
you know. So he gets Murray up there. He hands
in this frying pan and gives him one of those
post hypnotic suggestions. Every time he heard a certain word,
he would hit himself in the head with the fire. Wow,
(11:22):
that's what he says. And then in the middle of
his act, this mighty mesmer guy grabs his chest and
hits the floor like a ton of bricks. He dress
dead of a heart attack right there on stage.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Man, that must have been weird.
Speaker 15 (11:35):
Yeah, but here's the real problem. He killed over before
he had a chance to cancel Murray's post hypnotics.
Speaker 16 (11:42):
So he's still walking around hitting himself in a head
with a frying pad.
Speaker 15 (11:46):
Yep, every time he hears the secret code word.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
What's the word, babe? Oh no, wonder he's out of swords. Oh, well,
what are.
Speaker 9 (11:54):
You gonna do?
Speaker 10 (11:55):
Well?
Speaker 15 (11:55):
I found this book at amazon dot com called post
hypnotic Suggestion For me it was back Quarder though, but
she'll be here about in the middle of next week.
I figured we can straight him out then.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Man, this could be serious.
Speaker 15 (12:07):
Yeah, but on the bright side, it's kept him too
loopy to bother. Anybody else in the office know what's
going on, not a clue. It's weird.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Well, can we talk to him?
Speaker 15 (12:15):
Sure, but just be careful what you say. Okay, no,
prob Hey Mary Timboby on two, Hold on you baby, okay, baby, Hello,
Jimbo love you mean it? Yeah, bab ow.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
M okay, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
I'm fine, babe.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
Ow.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
I've had the worst splitting headache since last Saturday night.
Speaker 8 (12:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Maybe you should take a few days off.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Well, I wish I could, but I'm interviewing a potential
new client today. Oh yeah, that Kathleen Norman. She's this
fitness expert, got her own workout show on cable access.
You've seen it, Oh, Jimbo. She is the total package, peppy,
knowledgeable and what a babe.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Ow And you think you got a shot a signing
her up?
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Humh Yeah, she knows fitness. But that's about it. You know.
I'm not one to take advantage of somebody's inexperience or anything,
but when it comes to business, since this girl is
like a babe in the woods, ow right.
Speaker 16 (13:17):
Maybe you should take some time off. Let one of
the other guys in all was handler, just go home
and relax.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
You know, Actually that does sound kind of good. Maybe
I'll stop by the video hut and run a couple
of movies.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Now you're talking, Just lay back, take it easy.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Hey, Hey, you know what movie I've heard a lot about,
but I've never seen. Remember that one with the talking
pig you.
Speaker 16 (13:35):
Mean, babe, ow one, Borry do me a favorite? Please
don't rent that one.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
Yeah, I'm not sure them up for the whole talking
animals thing. Anyway. Anyways, let's say the lunch thing sometime
next week. Have you all machine called my machine, and remember,
just put your little hand in mind. There ain't no
hillow mountain we can't climb. Guys. Babe, ow I got you, Babe,
ow I got you, Babe. And that's Billy, Jim too
(14:07):
and Jimbo.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Yeah, call me babe, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
A lot more Big Show coming.
Speaker 9 (14:16):
Up, John Boy, Babe Big Show goes picky.
Speaker 10 (14:17):
Up, Matthew, Oh, Marcel, you picked an awful time to call.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Well, listen to the radio.
Speaker 17 (14:25):
We're right in the middle of a new detro you Boobe, no,
no not, you're racing fat boy.
Speaker 7 (14:31):
Pull up a couple of chairs.
Speaker 10 (14:32):
And get down.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Listen.
Speaker 17 (14:34):
I gotta go make coffee for the boys so they
can go on making that audio magic known as John
Boy Billy Big Show.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Carry on, straight people.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Good morning. It's a big showing the radio. We've been
learning about all kinds of events this morning. Sargie Wardie
had to saymour Johnson Air Force Base. Help our air
force communicate. I don't know how to communicate. It an't
better with that run they had over the high rad data.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Down with a lot.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
You know, if anybody can do it this, ar man, Sargie. Wargie,
you're taking them up.
Speaker 8 (15:37):
A level.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
All right here.
Speaker 7 (15:42):
I got a pressure on you, sir.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
But we'm u talk about twenty oh. Nineteen fifty one.
Harlem Globe Taters was on my mind. We were talking
about the Paris Olympics earlier, but nobody showed up to
watch the croquet mash. We actually one fan.
Speaker 8 (16:00):
Like that.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
So over seventy five thousand enthusiastic fans filled Olympic Stadium
in Berlin on this date to watch the Harlem Globe
Trotters play an exhibition game, the largest crowd in history
to attend a basketball game back in nineteen fifty one. Man,
(16:24):
it was a show. Y'all were lucky enough to see
the Harlem Globe Titers. I got to see him as
a kid when medal ark Lemon was a man curly
Neil yep Man. Did y'all get this?
Speaker 6 (16:37):
I saw him on the yeah close to you know,
when they were on their way out. But yeah, yeah,
I think they're still they're still around. I just met
I met Metal lark In that guy where they retired man.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Okay, so croquet, Yeah, we'll stay with basketball. And now
that it's over Oklahoma City, Yeah they won. Jackie doesn't
like Reggie Miller, so he was kind of happy about it.
Static his old three point argument going over.
Speaker 7 (17:07):
I gotta tell you really really quick.
Speaker 14 (17:09):
Seth has a podcast, not Stephan Seth and his big Mouth.
On his podcast told about when Dell was playing and
how you know, Deal's the only boy, the youngest and
four sisters and we all despised Reggie Miller because he
and Delle would go at it and we were like,
I wish I was at that game and his ass.
But anyway, Seth was talking about this on the podcast.
(17:30):
He said, the one time we were it was NBA.
They were playing each other and we all go to
the back and there was Reggie Miller and he said,
I was thinking they're.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Gonna get him.
Speaker 14 (17:40):
He said, they went up and asked him, can they
take a picture with him? They said they sold out.
I got a picture, but I still don't like it.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
What is Seth's podcast? You know the titles?
Speaker 18 (17:51):
Yo'll be right after these messages.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Curry ready to get hold of by. We got Tator
Taman you save up Tat you're the headliner, coming up, okay,
coming up there, Good morning, Big shows A already one
more time as hard you're here, Tator four you concentrating
wordy work.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Get this.
Speaker 9 (18:19):
Bucks the way I.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
Like it up.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
The Ghost of Christmas past is gonna come see you guys.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
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Speaker 2 (19:09):
Right now, it's time for Tater tam.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Of news and here's our girl, Marcy Tater Moran.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
Well, keep Kardashian in the news. From Afar, Paparazzi snapped
her in full vocate vacation mode with her daughter Northwest.
Snapper yes, as they celebrated Northwest's birthday in the waters
off of Mexico in a fancy yacht.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Oh big boat there.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
On well, she wearing a bathing suit.
Speaker 18 (19:38):
They were pictures.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
TMZ obtained the photos of Kim and North enjoying some
fun in the sun as they cruised around in their
boat in Los Cabos, Mexico. And that's her daughter. Gets hold,
she is.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
What that's her daughter?
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
That looks like her mama. I mean, not her mama,
but he mama, mama.
Speaker 6 (20:00):
Well she just turned thirteen.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Oh no, she's thirty. She's a big old girl.
Speaker 6 (20:05):
Just turned thirty. She's got to be standing on something.
Speaker 7 (20:07):
I was more.
Speaker 14 (20:09):
I was more.
Speaker 6 (20:09):
I guess I just was sheltered.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
I wasn't allowed to wear your feet were well, yeah, well.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Look at her mom and next door, so she's not
allowed there.
Speaker 7 (20:23):
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Speaker 6 (20:25):
When your mom is famous for a sex tape, you
might dress a little bit ahead of your time. I
was not allowed to have lungeon and yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
But she's not allowed to make a sex tape until
she's seventeen.
Speaker 6 (20:37):
Well, you got to be legal. You're right, you're right, legal, legal, Yeah,
you're right right. My mom would always say, no, that's
too old for you.
Speaker 13 (20:49):
Yeah, so good luck being that kid's mom.
Speaker 6 (20:53):
Motley Crue and Dolly Parton have released a new version
of Home, Sweet Home You Go Dollar. They've also released
a video that mixes old footage of the of the
band with new footage of Dolly singing in the recording studio.
A portion of the proceeds from this new version will
go to Covenant House. They provide safe shelter, meals, hope,
(21:14):
and more to help youth experiencing homelessness. I have a
snippet a.
Speaker 19 (21:21):
Thank you, oh to me who man dreams, blas.
Speaker 20 (21:47):
Screen right, Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, thank you,
thank you great duos.
Speaker 6 (22:05):
It's very good cause it's mixing genres, but anyway. And
a collection of Blues Brothers out takes called The Lost
Recordings is available in a package with a new graphic
novel from z To Comics called The Blues Brothers The
Escape of Juliet Lake and it'll be out October seventh.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
Okay, Blues Brothers, the music they had, Yeah, they had
a comic book. All right, all right, you guys to
stop there. I have one more, but I'll stop there.
Speaker 6 (22:38):
Since you're just I know, you're just so social media savvy.
As expected, President Trump signed another executive order that extends
the band on TikTok for another ninety days. The new
deadline is September seventeenth, unless the President can negotiate a
deal with China to sell TikTok to a US company.
Speaker 7 (22:56):
Billboard magazine.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
He signed a thing that stays their band. In other words,
they're not banned for another ninety days, right y, Yeah, that's.
Speaker 7 (23:05):
What it stands me.
Speaker 18 (23:07):
I said, all right, okay, then, thank you very much. Thanks, yeah,
thanks for running that high note. We were looking all right, whatever,
get us a winner.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Let's play worthy word God that one night hundred big
show you told free lot, Give a couple of contestants
and play next the mag telling the radio Jersey June
(24:00):
or twenty six Richard Track going to make show bent
box and enter into the diary of Gary busey U
s a family reunion. You'd into it here about thirty
minutes and right now, let's play it.
Speaker 21 (24:14):
Everybody's head about the bed o.
Speaker 15 (24:16):
Ga't a wordy?
Speaker 10 (24:17):
Where is that a wordy word?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Let's meet our contestants. We got Lynn from Mobile, Alabama.
Good morning, Lynn, Good morning, John Boy, Good morning body.
Speaker 17 (24:27):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
We got Joseph from Vinton, Virginia. Good morning, Joseph, Good morning,
John Boy, Good morning y'all.
Speaker 15 (24:35):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Welcome in here, right little Alabama versus Virginia here, so
it will be John Boy and Lynn and Tater and Joseph. Okay,
all right, ready, got the words dealing with motor vehicles.
Words dealing with motor vehicles. Boys, So Joseph, you relax.
See what me and Lynn can do for the first
(24:57):
thirty seconds. Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Lynn?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
I am all right man. It's starting to clock now.
You fly into the city and you got to get
a blank car. Read a car. Yeah, we got a motor.
Another name for your motor is the.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
You have four of these. They're made a rubber.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
You mash this next to the gas pedal. Guess uh,
this is shift's gears in your You're what automatic? Automatic car?
Speaker 12 (25:32):
No?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
No, no, there you go right a five on the board.
So Joseph and there round one you ready, Joseph, Yes, okay, Brandy.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
Word and go.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
If you don't wear your seat milt, your head will
hit the what. Yes, you wear a seat blank across
your body?
Speaker 9 (25:59):
You uh?
Speaker 5 (26:00):
You?
Speaker 6 (26:00):
This is what you look out of to see when
you drive. You look out the windshiy, sir. And you
have a rear view blank mirror and you put you
put a bunch of stuff in the back of your
car in the what where your spare tire is?
Speaker 9 (26:17):
Huh?
Speaker 4 (26:18):
And you have to.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Well, all right, we all put a five to tie
the five. So anybody's game going in around two? All right, Lynn,
are you ready? I am ready? Okay, start the clock.
Now you have to unblank your door to get in.
Uh huh. Turn this on and listen to the big
(26:42):
show on the.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
This is the three letters will tell you where you're going,
where you're at like this, yeah, come on this three
like the positioning system you got there the.
Speaker 9 (26:59):
Globe.
Speaker 10 (27:00):
I'm trying to.
Speaker 14 (27:04):
Get it.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
No you did, I say the home. Well that's all
right to Joseph. Those GPS y'all said, I said it all,
Joseph and Taylor one to tie to the wind, ready
to go.
Speaker 6 (27:25):
You have to have this to drive that. It's the
law in case you hit somebody, And in case you
hit somebody, it'll pay insurance.
Speaker 9 (27:33):
You.
Speaker 6 (27:34):
You have to put on your blinker another name for
the blinker.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Tied up for the wind.
Speaker 9 (27:42):
That's what you mean.
Speaker 7 (27:46):
I'm scared to celebrate.
Speaker 9 (27:47):
We got hung up?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Yeah, y'all celebrate with jail. Me know where y'all going later?
Mean time Land you can try again a time. Body
appreciate you playing well, how much you know where you are?
Man of them down their mobile? You too, my boy,
Joseph Ben and you hang over your bird team kind
(28:09):
of pinos prized by Body morning big shows on the radio.
GPS was the right positioning system, urging the communication man
so so I can said that, but I blurted out
GPS during the middle.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Oh you got GP out two out of three.
Speaker 7 (28:28):
I think that'll count.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
I still don't think my man would have got it's
three letters stretching the g.
Speaker 14 (28:36):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
I hate that voice you used for this though, I
know bever request time see you want to say Leslie
Farmer out of Thompson, Georgia, Leslie. Oh he played outbursts
this morning, said they'd love to hear the worst contestant
ever Dankey on Stupid Quiz. Well this is a perfect time, Leslie.
(29:00):
You got it buddy coming up next. Good morning. Let's
(29:27):
make Shaw on the radio and by request, Mango our
outburst winner from early this morning, Leslie Farm out of Thompson, Georgia.
I want to hear the worst contestant ever. So let's
do it back when I was playing stupid quiz. There's
out annoying music. It's hopping stupid quiz. All right, we
(29:50):
got Danny from Gates City, Virginia.
Speaker 7 (29:53):
Tessa.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Good morning, Danny, good morning.
Speaker 18 (29:55):
You do man?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
I don't good a man?
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Test a little bit about yourself, Danny, what's.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Your what's your hobbies? Yeah? What do you like to do?
Speaker 4 (30:03):
Man?
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Besides work side work?
Speaker 4 (30:06):
I swam and stuff I can't.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Yeah you swim stuff like that?
Speaker 8 (30:10):
Oh yeah, so like mostly around the water?
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Right do you think?
Speaker 9 (30:19):
All right?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Danny, let's play man. You got to touch some phone?
Speaker 9 (30:21):
It works?
Speaker 4 (30:22):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Sure?
Speaker 4 (30:23):
Do all right?
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Well you push it when you think you know the answer.
Speaker 22 (30:26):
Okay, wait, we push one of the the the buttons
would be good.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Push push a button like one through nine.
Speaker 10 (30:33):
All right, Steve's going to Oh, but i'minated.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Randy wants you to push the button. Did you push it? Danny?
Speaker 4 (30:45):
There you go.
Speaker 23 (30:46):
Well, if you all were gonna get smart about it, man,
how big of moore are you?
Speaker 24 (30:52):
Okay, look around the room, try to figure out who
screamed this guy in the air. That's right, Steve. They
were bonding. They speak the same language.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
He's big show listener, Barry Hobson's right hand man. There
you go, all right, Haylee, Oh, I think it's time
to go.
Speaker 13 (31:12):
Now.
Speaker 17 (31:14):
Hey, I'm running.
Speaker 7 (31:18):
What you think is wrong with gastonia? Absolutely nothing.
Speaker 6 (31:21):
I have family there. I love it.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
I'm like Randy, I love it.
Speaker 7 (31:28):
I just wanted to fix some stuff.
Speaker 6 (31:29):
They don't love you right now.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
You need to practice, Randy.
Speaker 7 (31:33):
You need to practice John.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
It's called diplomacy. Okay, Well, a'll let me alone. I
got a concer Drake.
Speaker 6 (31:40):
You do you need me to say something?
Speaker 14 (31:43):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (31:47):
What do we do? All right?
Speaker 6 (31:50):
The first is English? Turn the verb decorate that's decorate,
decorate into a noun.
Speaker 9 (32:02):
Uh uh.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Turn the verb decorate into a noun.
Speaker 6 (32:10):
It's a verb into make it into a noun. Oh,
I'm sorry, that's myself.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Oh man, teachers can't have sail phone glass.
Speaker 22 (32:21):
But I'll wait, Yeah, go ahead, we'll wait. Okay, what's
time to a hog against goober decorative?
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Now the teacher's on the phone.
Speaker 9 (32:32):
Don't don't don't tell her.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Don't try you're going wrong. Yeah, keep that?
Speaker 1 (32:40):
What is it?
Speaker 10 (32:40):
Really?
Speaker 7 (32:41):
I'm not gonna tell you. I'm not gonna cheat. You're
looking at me back in school?
Speaker 1 (32:48):
You know who that was? Who was that? Bo?
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Jackson?
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Is bow coming today? All right?
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Cold man?
Speaker 19 (32:54):
Trying to get here?
Speaker 2 (32:55):
All right? Jackson Studios?
Speaker 9 (32:58):
Right now you have this Cary thing?
Speaker 21 (33:00):
Is she gave Steve the give directions?
Speaker 7 (33:12):
Tell you that for an answer?
Speaker 21 (33:15):
Man, you're in for it after class man, Billy.
Speaker 18 (33:19):
Are they cheating?
Speaker 9 (33:20):
No?
Speaker 7 (33:20):
No, no, Billy was actually helping him?
Speaker 9 (33:24):
All right? Man? Is two.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
To dance?
Speaker 6 (33:32):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Pretty?
Speaker 7 (33:34):
What's a noun?
Speaker 22 (33:34):
Pretty?
Speaker 7 (33:35):
What's a noun?
Speaker 2 (33:37):
A subject?
Speaker 5 (33:38):
No?
Speaker 7 (33:38):
A noun a person? Place for a thing?
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Decorate?
Speaker 7 (33:42):
Make it into a noun a person, place or thing.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Okay, it can't be a place.
Speaker 7 (33:47):
No, and it can't be a person. There you go.
It could be a person. Yeah, it could be a person.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Cory.
Speaker 22 (33:55):
No, No, no, I shouldn't say you take the first
silly off.
Speaker 24 (34:00):
Just hit the button, hit the buzzer. Wait, I think
we still have a contestant somewhere else Earth to.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Danny, Earth, to Danny, Danny, Yeah.
Speaker 16 (34:15):
This Hey, stay, did you give directions to Bo Jackson?
Oh Danny ain't got a clue.
Speaker 9 (34:26):
Well let me Danny.
Speaker 24 (34:27):
I'll give you a hint. Well, it's something, think about
something you do with the holidays.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
I said, decorative.
Speaker 7 (34:35):
Yes, it's not an an and it's still wrong. All right,
just hit the buzzer on him too.
Speaker 5 (34:41):
What you do?
Speaker 10 (34:42):
Possibility I want would be decoration, decoration.
Speaker 22 (34:46):
I want to be decorator, decorator.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
It's a person decorate decorator man.
Speaker 7 (34:53):
All right, Wow, Steve, who looks stupid?
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Now I learned something there? Alright, what class are.
Speaker 6 (34:59):
Now we're going.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
We're going a little easier, good.
Speaker 9 (35:06):
Searching tour.
Speaker 6 (35:10):
This shouldn't be to Danny stupid. Actually, this is this is.
Speaker 4 (35:21):
You know you're.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Danny.
Speaker 7 (35:23):
You know you're actually supposed to be playing the game.
Speaker 24 (35:25):
Right, Yeah, if you if you think you know the answer,
See that's why I was put so insistent on your
pushing one of those buttons.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Then if you hit the button.
Speaker 22 (35:39):
For several years.
Speaker 24 (35:41):
And then we'll call on you and then you give
your answer and if it's right, see, then we'll hit
a bell and if you get more bells than John Boy,
then you win.
Speaker 7 (35:52):
And you'll get if Hey, you'll be ready for a
chance to go to Japan, like you'll ever make it back.
Speaker 9 (35:58):
You come in this.
Speaker 7 (36:01):
Yeah, we've already given the answer. So next time, I know.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
How you play a game.
Speaker 21 (36:11):
Okay, it's like that celebrity Jeopardy skid they do on
Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 22 (36:15):
We need Sean Connery.
Speaker 24 (36:19):
Now, Danny, after we've done here, we promise will never
bother you on the phone again.
Speaker 7 (36:22):
Okay again, So you.
Speaker 15 (36:26):
Don't give me a question, Yes, we did, and.
Speaker 7 (36:30):
You didn't have a response.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
All right, now listen, Danny, here comes a question.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Okay, all right, here comes.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
All right.
Speaker 7 (36:39):
Literature, oh boy.
Speaker 6 (36:42):
In the Charles Dickens novel A Tale of Two Cities.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
What are the two cities?
Speaker 7 (36:48):
We've had this one.
Speaker 9 (36:49):
Before mineaf of St.
Speaker 10 (36:51):
Paul And it's not Bristol in the games for either,
no smell, no grade.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Tell of two airports?
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Man, don't know.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
I never read that book.
Speaker 15 (37:13):
Pick one, okay, one Danny, you.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Push your button.
Speaker 7 (37:22):
That boy, Now give your answer, all right, one of.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
The cities, steady, don't say one that's wrong.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Okay, okay, what.
Speaker 15 (37:32):
First one? You said?
Speaker 7 (37:34):
The two cities? No, now you don't get the first one.
Speaker 22 (37:36):
We have to name the two cities.
Speaker 5 (37:40):
It was.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
It's a book, a.
Speaker 7 (37:42):
Very famous book on the tail two cities. Just hit
the buzzer. No he again?
Speaker 21 (37:48):
Okay, no, no, no, he beat the buzzer.
Speaker 9 (37:50):
Let him try. Go ahead, Danny, Yeah, stady, yes, Danny,
I got a party with you. Boy.
Speaker 16 (38:10):
Y'all know what to say it if I can't beat
this guy, the beggest stupid.
Speaker 9 (38:19):
Jackie. Are you listening?
Speaker 7 (38:22):
Oh man, hey, Danny, are you at work right now?
Speaker 4 (38:25):
I'm a home.
Speaker 7 (38:26):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
By the facts, Danny is one of Cobb's ex students.
Speaker 7 (38:34):
Did you play athletics in the in high school for college?
H No, okay, listen, come on with give me a question.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
I'm sorry, look, first one to get a question, right,
wiz you. Okay, let's just.
Speaker 7 (38:48):
Say, Danny, here comes the question. Get ready with your
with your button.
Speaker 16 (38:51):
Okay, okay, Now listen to the question, Danny, you know
what we're saying, and then push your button.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Then we'll tell you to answer the question.
Speaker 4 (38:59):
Okay, you're not going to get.
Speaker 7 (39:03):
Go on, ask your next question.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Math.
Speaker 21 (39:16):
Danny, you're like the greatest contestant.
Speaker 7 (39:20):
I swear he is the man I hate to see him.
We're gonna have to call in your answer. Since you
pushed your button, what's your answer?
Speaker 4 (39:36):
What question?
Speaker 7 (39:39):
That's the drink?
Speaker 9 (39:40):
Wait?
Speaker 16 (39:41):
All right, let Danny listen to the question. He's already
he's already toned in. All right, I'll let him hear
the question. Okay, we actually ran out of music.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
That's the first time ten minutes of music.
Speaker 6 (39:52):
Okay, okay, here's the question.
Speaker 7 (40:00):
Don't laugh at the students. It's very unprofessional.
Speaker 15 (40:04):
I can't.
Speaker 22 (40:08):
For the second.
Speaker 7 (40:11):
Here comes the question, Danny pay attention.
Speaker 23 (40:13):
All right, Danny, if you let me, I'll use Danny
in the question. Maybe that will help it. No, no,
not yet, hold on, Danny. Okay, if Danny gets a
fifteen percent discount on a five dollars T shirt, how
much does he pay?
Speaker 15 (40:31):
Don't no, don't play safety.
Speaker 22 (40:34):
No, no, I'm sorry, no, brainy, can you take that?
Speaker 4 (40:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Yeah, man, but I got to figure it out my way.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
I start off one thousand dollars ten percent of.
Speaker 7 (40:45):
Five thousand dollars is going to give you some tips.
You might want to listen.
Speaker 16 (40:49):
Okay, okay, now, the T shirts five dollars, I get
a fifteen percent discount?
Speaker 5 (40:55):
Right?
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Oh no, adn't right because that's how much?
Speaker 22 (40:58):
Do you pass more?
Speaker 9 (40:59):
Number one? Seven?
Speaker 6 (41:01):
No?
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Okay? Oh fifty is five dollars? Just fifty cents?
Speaker 7 (41:07):
Do you know how hard this is for right now
man to not step over there and slap you with that.
Speaker 16 (41:13):
For my total price for the T shirt, it's four
dollars and twenty five cents.
Speaker 7 (41:20):
You are correct, man?
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Oh man, he can fints off every dollar, hits off
every dollar.
Speaker 22 (41:33):
Yeah, no, that would be ten percent discount.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
Oh, Danny, listen, man, I can't send you away a loser.
I can't see no mother natures. Yeah Danny, Yeah, yeah,
you won, man.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
I just had to have the world the moral victory.
So you know what been the one that you beat
on the stupid quiz.
Speaker 21 (42:03):
You don't have a steal plate in your head or anything, Danny.
Speaker 16 (42:08):
Oh yeah, all right, day, we're gonna give you our
new CD radio Land. We're gonna give you three months
of award winning internet access from mind Spring.
Speaker 21 (42:21):
There's what for the texapport people, and you are.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Registered Danny to go to Japan, Danny in Tokyo, Japan.
Speaker 21 (42:39):
Yes, I'm gonna say it again. You are the greatest
contestant in after this contest here.
Speaker 22 (42:43):
You are the man.
Speaker 9 (42:45):
All right, Danny?
Speaker 15 (42:46):
Thank you?
Speaker 9 (42:47):
Did you have fun?
Speaker 4 (42:48):
Do you have plenty of life?
Speaker 2 (42:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (42:50):
We had a lot of lives, all right.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
So your job here is complete.
Speaker 4 (42:54):
All right?
Speaker 22 (42:54):
Hold on just second one, get some prizes to.
Speaker 18 (42:56):
You, all right?
Speaker 2 (43:00):
That makes the standing by.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
Okay, good morning. That's a big show on the radio,
(43:30):
right quick. The key words for this track in the
big box getting ready to lay on his family reunion.
We'll say it's hard you watch you man. It was
great and having hang out with you this morning. Been
waiting too long as it always in.
Speaker 11 (43:44):
Yeah, I mean it's we were We've been busy the
past couple of years and it's like trying to trying
to get up this way to see I travel so
much for work.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
But the cool thing is is I can listen to
you guys. You got it all the time.
Speaker 12 (43:53):
So I listened to you guys first thing in the
morning when I'm getting ready and working out and everything else.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
Depending on what uh time zone on it?
Speaker 12 (44:01):
I was just I was just on the West coast
and I was like, uh two at ye, Like, well,
I'll have to hook you up with our podcast.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
You can listen to that at anytime you want.
Speaker 22 (44:12):
Good word.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
Yeah, doing the good to see you again. Then by
the tack the sword, you can't say we get the
good calms with our air force and my body was there,
John Bright, leave me what our featured track?
Speaker 2 (44:34):
And now the Diary of Gary Busey do you diary?
Speaker 8 (44:40):
This is Gary Beaucy well Diary. It has been one
hilatious couple of days. I did something I had done
in twenty years and swore I'd never do again. Yes, Diary,
I ventured into the belly of the beast, into the
heart of darkness to face my almost gut not in fear.
(45:01):
I travel all the way to Tulsa to attend the
annual Beaucy family reunion. Yeah, it was as terrifying as
it sounds. Kim folk, Kim folk, won't do win again, folk, Hey, fool,
you fool your drooling into gene pool cousin, humpern humper,
giddy up go. Yeah, I have been to a busy
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reunion in many, many years. Last one I went to,
I got into a burned uncle brawl over a game
of horseshoes with my hot tempered, hard drinking cousin short
fuse abuses. That fight would still be raging if it
wasn't for my uncle. He was a peace negotiator for
the un old truce Abusy. I figured enough time had
(45:47):
passed and it a safety going back again. Man, I
instantly regretted it. My family is one hundred percent nerve racking.
Picturesque galored Sartaine picnic Park and outdoor ball World was
jam packed with bucies from all over the damn planet.
It was lazy eyes and big ass teeth as far
(46:08):
as you could see. The first one I run into
was my voice talking uncle Juicy Abusey.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
Five minutes of.
Speaker 8 (46:18):
His close talking spray, and I felt like I'd been
on the log flument not very far Diary, I usually
only go to these things for the food, best tater
salad on the planet, the busy secret recipe guaranteed to
go right to your hips, courtesy of my big old
aunt Kaboos Abusey.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
She'd been eating all her life and it showed Diary.
Speaker 8 (46:47):
Same goes for her son, Moosey Beausy, five hundred pound
tight end, not bad for a freshman in high school.
Every family got a sex fiend in the woodpile, and
ours is my second cousin, Lucy Beausey. She had her
fifth young and with some American Indian big shot at
(47:07):
one of the reservation casinos. She named the baby Papoosie Busy.
It must be in the blood because her older brother,
Sedosey Baucy got hitched to some seven foot tall African gal.
Her name is Watousie Beausy. I hate who, admit it,
(47:30):
but it was fun catching up with some of my
shirt tail kenfolk.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
My great uncle with two wooden legs.
Speaker 8 (47:36):
Sprucy Beaucy, my loopie second cousin who likes sneaking up
on folks and grabbing their butts. Goosey Beaucy, his boy,
the last hangman in the United States, Noosey Beaucy and
the family loser. Lame Excusey Beausey, my little niece, the
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old Bina. Her skin is so pale you can see
right through it. But little trans Lucy Beaucy is still
It's still cute as a bug. I reckon other than
me being in attendance. The big news of the weekend
was that my two nephews got their own reality show.
We're all proud of the gay interior Decorator Twins, Pucy
(48:22):
and Sharp, Heresybusy, Oh, Lottie DoD, don't forget your damn
Membra TV TV. Yeah yeah, well, Diary, I gotta get
to rambling crazy. Frankie and Me are going to help
Meg Ryan decide what to do with all the leftover
skin from her latest face. There until next time, x's
(48:46):
and o's Gary Abuse.
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Love you mean It
Good morning. There's a big show on the radio. We're
gonna do you. Thursday, June twenty sixth. Feature track from
The Big Show. Bit Box and Entry into the Diary
of Gary Bucy The Abusey Family Reunion. There's a Keywords
family Reunion. There's a big box at the Big Show.
Do cohere right now, It's time to play beat the block.
(00:45):
Let's meet our contestant. There's a sophomore out of the
cater Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Say hey to Gary.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Good morning, Gary, Good morning there, big brother. Hello, hey man,
we're all right, Rugain, just remembering fun stuff with Sergie Wargie.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
I've been married to Bond for thirty years.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Did I beat her?
Speaker 5 (01:14):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Whatever I get? Well, let's get you two bells before
two buzzers and you'll get the Big Hole American Flag
Prize pick. Okay, all right, let's do it Marcy. According
to Farmers, which animal is the dumbest?
Speaker 6 (01:33):
Take a number.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
You've been riding around stuff. That's know what I'm saying, y'all.
Check out go fund me to get Tato a miniature
donkey at the John Boy Billy Facebook page. When you
have a.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
Chance, tint all the angles might be a dumbest on
the farm. Oh no, not my donkey. No, no, it's cheap.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
She are the dumbest. Giry agree or disagree?
Speaker 7 (02:08):
I beg I won't disagree with that one.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
That's a good thing to do.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah, the turkey turkeys are I have heard that in
a rainstorm a turkey will look up and drown.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I've heard that. I don't know if it's true, but
never pretty desarves it. There's a grand Slam holder. Maybe
that'll give me something to do drown them. There's a bell.
So according to pickle Packer's Marcy going to Pickle Packers International,
(02:41):
and how many paces away should the crunch of a
pickle be audible?
Speaker 6 (02:47):
How many paces you walk away to eat a pickle blacker?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Picked a peck of pickle blacker? Paces five?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Five?
Speaker 8 (02:59):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
This is five sounds good Gary, Agree or disagree?
Speaker 8 (03:04):
I won't agree with her?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Ten ten here crunch? Yes, the Chris pickles at the
So it's a full county it is. See, we can
get a bell for the wins Tayler. Which of these
featured competitions was a least attended event in the nineteen
(03:29):
hundred Paris Olympic Game. Least attend least attended event. This
was nineteen hundred Paris Olympics. Croquet, fishing, billiards or checkers.
Speaker 9 (03:42):
You leave.
Speaker 7 (03:43):
Someone actually is paid to keep record of this in
the Olympics.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
Okay, well break dances in it now, so I'm gonna
say checkers.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
The checkers was the least attended event, like a nineteen.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
I might have.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah, they packed for checkers. It was croquet. Only one
fan showed up. Well, it had not been part of
the Olympics before then or since.
Speaker 10 (04:19):
And they were lost.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
It's like the.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
French have excelled in that category more than anything else
in the Olympics. Crokay, croquet. They did better in that
than anything else. They because they meddled in every event
because there was no one to compete against.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
They were playing themselves.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Oh I had a plan. Hi Gary, good work on
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Five an hour a half at the first that needed
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radio with your Thursday Morning, June twenty sixth it was
this date nineteen forty nine, Billboard magazine renamed its hill
billy music chart as Country and Western, and it was
back in twenty twenty three The Knee Deep in Bluegrass
hosts Cindy Balcom, another John Boyn billy radio network umbrella
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sold out to the man to make this great album hitit.
Speaker 12 (06:15):
She's the Queen of bluegrass, the fairy godmother of the fiddle,
the Southern bell of the banjo.
Speaker 13 (06:21):
And a legend in an Acon.
Speaker 12 (06:24):
Right, a legend and an icon. She's Cindy Balcom. I'm
Cindy Balcom, and for thirty years, Cindy has dedicated her
life to keeping bluegrass music in the country's mainstream, both
with her nationally syndicated radio show Knee Deep in Bluegrass and.
Speaker 13 (06:39):
On stage with her husband, Terry Balcom, who's also a
legion in an Acon.
Speaker 12 (06:44):
But there comes a time when a talent gets too
big for just one genre of music. Well, that legendary
iconic status is about to take yet another part of
the music industry by storm ladies and gentlemen. Big Show
Records is proud to enter to the new Cindy Balcom
and She's Hip Deep in Hip Hop.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
My Milkshait brings all the boys to the yard and
they're like, it's better than yours. Damn, Ryan is better
than yours. I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.
Speaker 12 (07:15):
The first lady of bluegrass is getting jiggy with it,
and it's.
Speaker 13 (07:19):
Fight when the pimps in the crib mall drop it
like it's hot, Drop it like it's hot, Drop it
like it's hot.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
And the pigs try to get at you. Park it
like a talk, bark it like a top, Park it
like it's hot.
Speaker 12 (07:31):
She's breaking down the stupid fed rhymes and riding dirty
like a stone pole. Skeezer, run tell that.
Speaker 6 (07:38):
Come on, let's talk about six baby, Let's talk about
you and the Let's talk about all the good things
and the bad things that will be. Let's talk about sin.
Speaker 12 (07:50):
She's burying her musical soul in a whole new way.
Speaker 13 (07:53):
Oh all right.
Speaker 12 (07:56):
You'll find out things about Cindy Buckam that you never
knew before.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
For example, I like big books.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
I cannot you owe the brothers can in that. When
a girl walks in with a n anybody ways and
a round thing in your face, you get sprung.
Speaker 12 (08:11):
The ad as gold as ice.
Speaker 13 (08:15):
If there's a problem, you know I'll solve it. Check
out the hook why my DJA revolves it. Ass ass baby,
the miller ass ass Baby, the miller ass ass Baby,
the Niller ass Als.
Speaker 12 (08:34):
Yes, Cindy Buckom isn't just setting the trends, She's setting
the mood for romance.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
Oh me so horny, Oh oh me so harny, Oh
me so harny me love you long time, so harny,
so so harny, Oh me so harny me love you
long time.
Speaker 13 (08:57):
You know what up my nizzles. This is Cindy be
to the aucum, getting up in mill grill. It's time
to get your freak on and start mocking boots to
the fresh tracks I've laid down, Stop lamping and start ampling. Homie,
time to make some kill a scrilla you heard and remember.
Can't touch this. You can't touch this, can't touch this.
Speaker 12 (09:23):
No, Cyndy Balcom is hip deep in hip hop.
Speaker 14 (09:28):
Can't touch you.
Speaker 12 (09:29):
Available show records.
Speaker 13 (09:31):
Oh shizzle, I love talking like this word.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Good morning, it's a big showing the radio. All right.
Who's on the desk in our talent agency this morning?
Speaker 15 (10:07):
Hello, red Hot Tilant Incorporated, serving you since nineteen seventy four,
with bar bands and dog acts and oh so much more.
Our talented roster is very extensive, and none of their
prices are very expensive. We'll send them out over, we'll
call them by beeper. You'll love the price too. They
don't come any cheaper, he.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Mister besto, No, this is yeah. John, won't beell here.
What's shaking?
Speaker 9 (10:32):
Seal?
Speaker 15 (10:33):
What's shaking? Who?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
You're the big bat? Polite?
Speaker 15 (10:37):
Well don't it doesn't suit you? O, get fined.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
He talked to Murray.
Speaker 15 (10:41):
I don't think that's such a good idea.
Speaker 9 (10:43):
Me neither.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
But he's the only agent we have.
Speaker 15 (10:45):
No, no, no, seriously, Murray is kind of out of
sorts right now. What do you mean, Well, it's kind
of a weird story. The other night, Murray took some
of the office staff over to the laugh Barn. He
took us to see this The Mighty Mesmer, some comedy hit.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
The discut was a good show.
Speaker 15 (11:01):
Not really. The guy is like eighty seven years old
standard stuff. He breaks people up out of the audience,
puts them in a trance, makes him do stupid stuff,
you know. So he gets Murray up there. He hands
in this frying pan and gives him one of those
post hypnotic suggestions. Every time he heard a certain word,
he would hit himself in the head with the fire. Wow,
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that's what he says. And then in the middle of
his act, this mighty mesmer guy grabs his chest and
hits the floor like a ton of bricks. He dress
dead of a heart attack right there on stage.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Man, that must have been weird.
Speaker 15 (11:35):
Yeah, but here's the real problem. He killed over before
he had a chance to cancel Murray's post hypnotics.
Speaker 16 (11:42):
So he's still walking around hitting himself in a head
with a frying pad.
Speaker 15 (11:46):
Yep, every time he hears the secret code word.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
What's the word, babe? Oh no, wonder he's out of swords. Oh, well,
what are.
Speaker 9 (11:54):
You gonna do?
Speaker 10 (11:55):
Well?
Speaker 15 (11:55):
I found this book at amazon dot com called post
hypnotic Suggestion For me it was back Quarder though, but
she'll be here about in the middle of next week.
I figured we can straight him out then.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Man, this could be serious.
Speaker 15 (12:07):
Yeah, but on the bright side, it's kept him too
loopy to bother. Anybody else in the office know what's
going on, not a clue. It's weird.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Well, can we talk to him?
Speaker 15 (12:15):
Sure, but just be careful what you say. Okay, no,
prob Hey Mary Timboby on two, Hold on you baby, okay, baby, Hello,
Jimbo love you mean it? Yeah, bab ow.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
M okay, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
I'm fine, babe.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
Ow.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
I've had the worst splitting headache since last Saturday night.
Speaker 8 (12:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Maybe you should take a few days off.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Well, I wish I could, but I'm interviewing a potential
new client today. Oh yeah, that Kathleen Norman. She's this
fitness expert, got her own workout show on cable access.
You've seen it, Oh, Jimbo. She is the total package, peppy,
knowledgeable and what a babe.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Ow And you think you got a shot a signing
her up?
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Humh Yeah, she knows fitness. But that's about it. You know.
I'm not one to take advantage of somebody's inexperience or anything,
but when it comes to business, since this girl is
like a babe in the woods, ow right.
Speaker 16 (13:17):
Maybe you should take some time off. Let one of
the other guys in all was handler, just go home
and relax.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
You know, Actually that does sound kind of good. Maybe
I'll stop by the video hut and run a couple
of movies.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Now you're talking, Just lay back, take it easy.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Hey, Hey, you know what movie I've heard a lot about,
but I've never seen. Remember that one with the talking
pig you.
Speaker 16 (13:35):
Mean, babe, ow one, Borry do me a favorite? Please
don't rent that one.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
Yeah, I'm not sure them up for the whole talking
animals thing. Anyway. Anyways, let's say the lunch thing sometime
next week. Have you all machine called my machine, and remember,
just put your little hand in mind. There ain't no
hillow mountain we can't climb. Guys. Babe, ow I got you, Babe,
ow I got you, Babe. And that's Billy, Jim too
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and Jimbo.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Yeah, call me babe, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
A lot more Big Show coming.
Speaker 9 (14:16):
Up, John Boy, Babe Big Show goes picky.
Speaker 10 (14:17):
Up, Matthew, Oh, Marcel, you picked an awful time to call.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Well, listen to the radio.
Speaker 17 (14:25):
We're right in the middle of a new detro you Boobe, no,
no not, you're racing fat boy.
Speaker 7 (14:31):
Pull up a couple of chairs.
Speaker 10 (14:32):
And get down.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Listen.
Speaker 17 (14:34):
I gotta go make coffee for the boys so they
can go on making that audio magic known as John
Boy Billy Big Show.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Carry on, straight people.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Good morning. It's a big showing the radio. We've been
learning about all kinds of events this morning. Sargie Wardie
had to saymour Johnson Air Force Base. Help our air
force communicate. I don't know how to communicate. It an't
better with that run they had over the high rad data.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Down with a lot.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
You know, if anybody can do it this, ar man, Sargie. Wargie,
you're taking them up.
Speaker 8 (15:37):
A level.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
All right here.
Speaker 7 (15:42):
I got a pressure on you, sir.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
But we'm u talk about twenty oh. Nineteen fifty one.
Harlem Globe Taters was on my mind. We were talking
about the Paris Olympics earlier, but nobody showed up to
watch the croquet mash. We actually one fan.
Speaker 8 (16:00):
Like that.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
So over seventy five thousand enthusiastic fans filled Olympic Stadium
in Berlin on this date to watch the Harlem Globe
Trotters play an exhibition game, the largest crowd in history
to attend a basketball game back in nineteen fifty one. Man,
(16:24):
it was a show. Y'all were lucky enough to see
the Harlem Globe Titers. I got to see him as
a kid when medal ark Lemon was a man curly
Neil yep Man. Did y'all get this?
Speaker 6 (16:37):
I saw him on the yeah close to you know,
when they were on their way out. But yeah, yeah,
I think they're still they're still around. I just met
I met Metal lark In that guy where they retired man.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Okay, so croquet, Yeah, we'll stay with basketball. And now
that it's over Oklahoma City, Yeah they won. Jackie doesn't
like Reggie Miller, so he was kind of happy about it.
Static his old three point argument going over.
Speaker 7 (17:07):
I gotta tell you really really quick.
Speaker 14 (17:09):
Seth has a podcast, not Stephan Seth and his big Mouth.
On his podcast told about when Dell was playing and
how you know, Deal's the only boy, the youngest and
four sisters and we all despised Reggie Miller because he
and Delle would go at it and we were like,
I wish I was at that game and his ass.
But anyway, Seth was talking about this on the podcast.
(17:30):
He said, the one time we were it was NBA.
They were playing each other and we all go to
the back and there was Reggie Miller and he said,
I was thinking they're.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Gonna get him.
Speaker 14 (17:40):
He said, they went up and asked him, can they
take a picture with him? They said they sold out.
I got a picture, but I still don't like it.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
What is Seth's podcast? You know the titles?
Speaker 18 (17:51):
Yo'll be right after these messages.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Curry ready to get hold of by. We got Tator
Taman you save up Tat you're the headliner, coming up, okay,
coming up there, Good morning, Big shows A already one
more time as hard you're here, Tator four you concentrating
wordy work.
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Like it up.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
The Ghost of Christmas past is gonna come see you guys.
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Speaker 2 (19:09):
Right now, it's time for Tater tam.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Of news and here's our girl, Marcy Tater Moran.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
Well, keep Kardashian in the news. From Afar, Paparazzi snapped
her in full vocate vacation mode with her daughter Northwest.
Snapper yes, as they celebrated Northwest's birthday in the waters
off of Mexico in a fancy yacht.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Oh big boat there.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
On well, she wearing a bathing suit.
Speaker 18 (19:38):
They were pictures.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
TMZ obtained the photos of Kim and North enjoying some
fun in the sun as they cruised around in their
boat in Los Cabos, Mexico. And that's her daughter. Gets hold,
she is.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
What that's her daughter?
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
That looks like her mama. I mean, not her mama,
but he mama, mama.
Speaker 6 (20:00):
Well she just turned thirteen.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Oh no, she's thirty. She's a big old girl.
Speaker 6 (20:05):
Just turned thirty. She's got to be standing on something.
Speaker 7 (20:07):
I was more.
Speaker 14 (20:09):
I was more.
Speaker 6 (20:09):
I guess I just was sheltered.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
I wasn't allowed to wear your feet were well, yeah, well.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Look at her mom and next door, so she's not
allowed there.
Speaker 7 (20:23):
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Speaker 6 (20:25):
When your mom is famous for a sex tape, you
might dress a little bit ahead of your time. I
was not allowed to have lungeon and yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
But she's not allowed to make a sex tape until
she's seventeen.
Speaker 6 (20:37):
Well, you got to be legal. You're right, you're right, legal, legal, Yeah,
you're right right. My mom would always say, no, that's
too old for you.
Speaker 13 (20:49):
Yeah, so good luck being that kid's mom.
Speaker 6 (20:53):
Motley Crue and Dolly Parton have released a new version
of Home, Sweet Home You Go Dollar. They've also released
a video that mixes old footage of the of the
band with new footage of Dolly singing in the recording studio.
A portion of the proceeds from this new version will
go to Covenant House. They provide safe shelter, meals, hope,
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and more to help youth experiencing homelessness. I have a
snippet a.
Speaker 19 (21:21):
Thank you, oh to me who man dreams, blas.
Speaker 20 (21:47):
Screen right, Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, thank you,
thank you great duos.
Speaker 6 (22:05):
It's very good cause it's mixing genres, but anyway. And
a collection of Blues Brothers out takes called The Lost
Recordings is available in a package with a new graphic
novel from z To Comics called The Blues Brothers The
Escape of Juliet Lake and it'll be out October seventh.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
Okay, Blues Brothers, the music they had, Yeah, they had
a comic book. All right, all right, you guys to
stop there. I have one more, but I'll stop there.
Speaker 6 (22:38):
Since you're just I know, you're just so social media savvy.
As expected, President Trump signed another executive order that extends
the band on TikTok for another ninety days. The new
deadline is September seventeenth, unless the President can negotiate a
deal with China to sell TikTok to a US company.
Speaker 7 (22:56):
Billboard magazine.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
He signed a thing that stays their band. In other words,
they're not banned for another ninety days, right y, Yeah, that's.
Speaker 7 (23:05):
What it stands me.
Speaker 18 (23:07):
I said, all right, okay, then, thank you very much. Thanks, yeah,
thanks for running that high note. We were looking all right, whatever,
get us a winner.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Let's play worthy word God that one night hundred big
show you told free lot, Give a couple of contestants
and play next the mag telling the radio Jersey June
(24:00):
or twenty six Richard Track going to make show bent
box and enter into the diary of Gary busey U
s a family reunion. You'd into it here about thirty
minutes and right now, let's play it.
Speaker 21 (24:14):
Everybody's head about the bed o.
Speaker 15 (24:16):
Ga't a wordy?
Speaker 10 (24:17):
Where is that a wordy word?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Let's meet our contestants. We got Lynn from Mobile, Alabama.
Good morning, Lynn, Good morning, John Boy, Good morning body.
Speaker 17 (24:27):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
We got Joseph from Vinton, Virginia. Good morning, Joseph, Good morning,
John Boy, Good morning y'all.
Speaker 15 (24:35):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Welcome in here, right little Alabama versus Virginia here, so
it will be John Boy and Lynn and Tater and Joseph. Okay,
all right, ready, got the words dealing with motor vehicles.
Words dealing with motor vehicles. Boys, So Joseph, you relax.
See what me and Lynn can do for the first
(24:57):
thirty seconds. Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Lynn?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
I am all right man. It's starting to clock now.
You fly into the city and you got to get
a blank car. Read a car. Yeah, we got a motor.
Another name for your motor is the.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
You have four of these. They're made a rubber.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
You mash this next to the gas pedal. Guess uh,
this is shift's gears in your You're what automatic? Automatic car?
Speaker 12 (25:32):
No?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
No, no, there you go right a five on the board.
So Joseph and there round one you ready, Joseph, Yes, okay, Brandy.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
Word and go.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
If you don't wear your seat milt, your head will
hit the what. Yes, you wear a seat blank across
your body?
Speaker 9 (25:59):
You uh?
Speaker 5 (26:00):
You?
Speaker 6 (26:00):
This is what you look out of to see when
you drive. You look out the windshiy, sir. And you
have a rear view blank mirror and you put you
put a bunch of stuff in the back of your
car in the what where your spare tire is?
Speaker 9 (26:17):
Huh?
Speaker 4 (26:18):
And you have to.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Well, all right, we all put a five to tie
the five. So anybody's game going in around two? All right, Lynn,
are you ready? I am ready? Okay, start the clock.
Now you have to unblank your door to get in.
Uh huh. Turn this on and listen to the big
(26:42):
show on the.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
This is the three letters will tell you where you're going,
where you're at like this, yeah, come on this three
like the positioning system you got there the.
Speaker 9 (26:59):
Globe.
Speaker 10 (27:00):
I'm trying to.
Speaker 14 (27:04):
Get it.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
No you did, I say the home. Well that's all
right to Joseph. Those GPS y'all said, I said it all,
Joseph and Taylor one to tie to the wind, ready
to go.
Speaker 6 (27:25):
You have to have this to drive that. It's the
law in case you hit somebody, And in case you
hit somebody, it'll pay insurance.
Speaker 9 (27:33):
You.
Speaker 6 (27:34):
You have to put on your blinker another name for
the blinker.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Tied up for the wind.
Speaker 9 (27:42):
That's what you mean.
Speaker 7 (27:46):
I'm scared to celebrate.
Speaker 9 (27:47):
We got hung up?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Yeah, y'all celebrate with jail. Me know where y'all going later?
Mean time Land you can try again a time. Body
appreciate you playing well, how much you know where you are?
Man of them down their mobile? You too, my boy,
Joseph Ben and you hang over your bird team kind
(28:09):
of pinos prized by Body morning big shows on the radio.
GPS was the right positioning system, urging the communication man
so so I can said that, but I blurted out
GPS during the middle.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Oh you got GP out two out of three.
Speaker 7 (28:28):
I think that'll count.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
I still don't think my man would have got it's
three letters stretching the g.
Speaker 14 (28:36):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
I hate that voice you used for this though, I
know bever request time see you want to say Leslie
Farmer out of Thompson, Georgia, Leslie. Oh he played outbursts
this morning, said they'd love to hear the worst contestant
ever Dankey on Stupid Quiz. Well this is a perfect time, Leslie.
(29:00):
You got it buddy coming up next. Good morning. Let's
(29:27):
make Shaw on the radio and by request, Mango our
outburst winner from early this morning, Leslie Farm out of Thompson, Georgia.
I want to hear the worst contestant ever. So let's
do it back when I was playing stupid quiz. There's
out annoying music. It's hopping stupid quiz. All right, we
(29:50):
got Danny from Gates City, Virginia.
Speaker 7 (29:53):
Tessa.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Good morning, Danny, good morning.
Speaker 18 (29:55):
You do man?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
I don't good a man?
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Test a little bit about yourself, Danny, what's.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Your what's your hobbies? Yeah? What do you like to do?
Speaker 4 (30:03):
Man?
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Besides work side work?
Speaker 4 (30:06):
I swam and stuff I can't.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Yeah you swim stuff like that?
Speaker 8 (30:10):
Oh yeah, so like mostly around the water?
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Right do you think?
Speaker 9 (30:19):
All right?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Danny, let's play man. You got to touch some phone?
Speaker 9 (30:21):
It works?
Speaker 4 (30:22):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Sure?
Speaker 4 (30:23):
Do all right?
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Well you push it when you think you know the answer.
Speaker 22 (30:26):
Okay, wait, we push one of the the the buttons
would be good.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Push push a button like one through nine.
Speaker 10 (30:33):
All right, Steve's going to Oh, but i'minated.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Randy wants you to push the button. Did you push it? Danny?
Speaker 4 (30:45):
There you go.
Speaker 23 (30:46):
Well, if you all were gonna get smart about it, man,
how big of moore are you?
Speaker 24 (30:52):
Okay, look around the room, try to figure out who
screamed this guy in the air. That's right, Steve. They
were bonding. They speak the same language.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
He's big show listener, Barry Hobson's right hand man. There
you go, all right, Haylee, Oh, I think it's time
to go.
Speaker 13 (31:12):
Now.
Speaker 17 (31:14):
Hey, I'm running.
Speaker 7 (31:18):
What you think is wrong with gastonia? Absolutely nothing.
Speaker 6 (31:21):
I have family there. I love it.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
I'm like Randy, I love it.
Speaker 7 (31:28):
I just wanted to fix some stuff.
Speaker 6 (31:29):
They don't love you right now.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
You need to practice, Randy.
Speaker 7 (31:33):
You need to practice John.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
It's called diplomacy. Okay, Well, a'll let me alone. I
got a concer Drake.
Speaker 6 (31:40):
You do you need me to say something?
Speaker 14 (31:43):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (31:47):
What do we do? All right?
Speaker 6 (31:50):
The first is English? Turn the verb decorate that's decorate,
decorate into a noun.
Speaker 9 (32:02):
Uh uh.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Turn the verb decorate into a noun.
Speaker 6 (32:10):
It's a verb into make it into a noun. Oh,
I'm sorry, that's myself.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Oh man, teachers can't have sail phone glass.
Speaker 22 (32:21):
But I'll wait, Yeah, go ahead, we'll wait. Okay, what's
time to a hog against goober decorative?
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Now the teacher's on the phone.
Speaker 9 (32:32):
Don't don't don't tell her.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Don't try you're going wrong. Yeah, keep that?
Speaker 1 (32:40):
What is it?
Speaker 10 (32:40):
Really?
Speaker 7 (32:41):
I'm not gonna tell you. I'm not gonna cheat. You're
looking at me back in school?
Speaker 1 (32:48):
You know who that was? Who was that? Bo?
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Jackson?
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Is bow coming today? All right?
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Cold man?
Speaker 19 (32:54):
Trying to get here?
Speaker 2 (32:55):
All right? Jackson Studios?
Speaker 9 (32:58):
Right now you have this Cary thing?
Speaker 21 (33:00):
Is she gave Steve the give directions?
Speaker 7 (33:12):
Tell you that for an answer?
Speaker 21 (33:15):
Man, you're in for it after class man, Billy.
Speaker 18 (33:19):
Are they cheating?
Speaker 9 (33:20):
No?
Speaker 7 (33:20):
No, no, Billy was actually helping him?
Speaker 9 (33:24):
All right? Man? Is two.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
To dance?
Speaker 6 (33:32):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Pretty?
Speaker 7 (33:34):
What's a noun?
Speaker 22 (33:34):
Pretty?
Speaker 7 (33:35):
What's a noun?
Speaker 2 (33:37):
A subject?
Speaker 5 (33:38):
No?
Speaker 7 (33:38):
A noun a person? Place for a thing?
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Decorate?
Speaker 7 (33:42):
Make it into a noun a person, place or thing.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Okay, it can't be a place.
Speaker 7 (33:47):
No, and it can't be a person. There you go.
It could be a person. Yeah, it could be a person.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Cory.
Speaker 22 (33:55):
No, No, no, I shouldn't say you take the first
silly off.
Speaker 24 (34:00):
Just hit the button, hit the buzzer. Wait, I think
we still have a contestant somewhere else Earth to.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Danny, Earth, to Danny, Danny, Yeah.
Speaker 16 (34:15):
This Hey, stay, did you give directions to Bo Jackson?
Oh Danny ain't got a clue.
Speaker 9 (34:26):
Well let me Danny.
Speaker 24 (34:27):
I'll give you a hint. Well, it's something, think about
something you do with the holidays.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
I said, decorative.
Speaker 7 (34:35):
Yes, it's not an an and it's still wrong. All right,
just hit the buzzer on him too.
Speaker 5 (34:41):
What you do?
Speaker 10 (34:42):
Possibility I want would be decoration, decoration.
Speaker 22 (34:46):
I want to be decorator, decorator.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
It's a person decorate decorator man.
Speaker 7 (34:53):
All right, Wow, Steve, who looks stupid?
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Now I learned something there? Alright, what class are.
Speaker 6 (34:59):
Now we're going.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
We're going a little easier, good.
Speaker 9 (35:06):
Searching tour.
Speaker 6 (35:10):
This shouldn't be to Danny stupid. Actually, this is this is.
Speaker 4 (35:21):
You know you're.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Danny.
Speaker 7 (35:23):
You know you're actually supposed to be playing the game.
Speaker 24 (35:25):
Right, Yeah, if you if you think you know the answer,
See that's why I was put so insistent on your
pushing one of those buttons.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Then if you hit the button.
Speaker 22 (35:39):
For several years.
Speaker 24 (35:41):
And then we'll call on you and then you give
your answer and if it's right, see, then we'll hit
a bell and if you get more bells than John Boy,
then you win.
Speaker 7 (35:52):
And you'll get if Hey, you'll be ready for a
chance to go to Japan, like you'll ever make it back.
Speaker 9 (35:58):
You come in this.
Speaker 7 (36:01):
Yeah, we've already given the answer. So next time, I know.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
How you play a game.
Speaker 21 (36:11):
Okay, it's like that celebrity Jeopardy skid they do on
Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 22 (36:15):
We need Sean Connery.
Speaker 24 (36:19):
Now, Danny, after we've done here, we promise will never
bother you on the phone again.
Speaker 7 (36:22):
Okay again, So you.
Speaker 15 (36:26):
Don't give me a question, Yes, we did, and.
Speaker 7 (36:30):
You didn't have a response.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
All right, now listen, Danny, here comes a question.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Okay, all right, here comes.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
All right.
Speaker 7 (36:39):
Literature, oh boy.
Speaker 6 (36:42):
In the Charles Dickens novel A Tale of Two Cities.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
What are the two cities?
Speaker 7 (36:48):
We've had this one.
Speaker 9 (36:49):
Before mineaf of St.
Speaker 10 (36:51):
Paul And it's not Bristol in the games for either,
no smell, no grade.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Tell of two airports?
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Man, don't know.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
I never read that book.
Speaker 15 (37:13):
Pick one, okay, one Danny, you.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Push your button.
Speaker 7 (37:22):
That boy, Now give your answer, all right, one of.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
The cities, steady, don't say one that's wrong.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Okay, okay, what.
Speaker 15 (37:32):
First one? You said?
Speaker 7 (37:34):
The two cities? No, now you don't get the first one.
Speaker 22 (37:36):
We have to name the two cities.
Speaker 5 (37:40):
It was.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
It's a book, a.
Speaker 7 (37:42):
Very famous book on the tail two cities. Just hit
the buzzer. No he again?
Speaker 21 (37:48):
Okay, no, no, no, he beat the buzzer.
Speaker 9 (37:50):
Let him try. Go ahead, Danny, Yeah, stady, yes, Danny,
I got a party with you. Boy.
Speaker 16 (38:10):
Y'all know what to say it if I can't beat
this guy, the beggest stupid.
Speaker 9 (38:19):
Jackie. Are you listening?
Speaker 7 (38:22):
Oh man, hey, Danny, are you at work right now?
Speaker 4 (38:25):
I'm a home.
Speaker 7 (38:26):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
By the facts, Danny is one of Cobb's ex students.
Speaker 7 (38:34):
Did you play athletics in the in high school for college?
H No, okay, listen, come on with give me a question.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
I'm sorry, look, first one to get a question, right,
wiz you. Okay, let's just.
Speaker 7 (38:48):
Say, Danny, here comes the question. Get ready with your
with your button.
Speaker 16 (38:51):
Okay, okay, Now listen to the question, Danny, you know
what we're saying, and then push your button.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Then we'll tell you to answer the question.
Speaker 4 (38:59):
Okay, you're not going to get.
Speaker 7 (39:03):
Go on, ask your next question.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Math.
Speaker 21 (39:16):
Danny, you're like the greatest contestant.
Speaker 7 (39:20):
I swear he is the man I hate to see him.
We're gonna have to call in your answer. Since you
pushed your button, what's your answer?
Speaker 4 (39:36):
What question?
Speaker 7 (39:39):
That's the drink?
Speaker 9 (39:40):
Wait?
Speaker 16 (39:41):
All right, let Danny listen to the question. He's already
he's already toned in. All right, I'll let him hear
the question. Okay, we actually ran out of music.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
That's the first time ten minutes of music.
Speaker 6 (39:52):
Okay, okay, here's the question.
Speaker 7 (40:00):
Don't laugh at the students. It's very unprofessional.
Speaker 15 (40:04):
I can't.
Speaker 22 (40:08):
For the second.
Speaker 7 (40:11):
Here comes the question, Danny pay attention.
Speaker 23 (40:13):
All right, Danny, if you let me, I'll use Danny
in the question. Maybe that will help it. No, no,
not yet, hold on, Danny. Okay, if Danny gets a
fifteen percent discount on a five dollars T shirt, how
much does he pay?
Speaker 15 (40:31):
Don't no, don't play safety.
Speaker 22 (40:34):
No, no, I'm sorry, no, brainy, can you take that?
Speaker 4 (40:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Yeah, man, but I got to figure it out my way.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
I start off one thousand dollars ten percent of.
Speaker 7 (40:45):
Five thousand dollars is going to give you some tips.
You might want to listen.
Speaker 16 (40:49):
Okay, okay, now, the T shirts five dollars, I get
a fifteen percent discount?
Speaker 5 (40:55):
Right?
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Oh no, adn't right because that's how much?
Speaker 22 (40:58):
Do you pass more?
Speaker 9 (40:59):
Number one? Seven?
Speaker 6 (41:01):
No?
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Okay? Oh fifty is five dollars? Just fifty cents?
Speaker 7 (41:07):
Do you know how hard this is for right now
man to not step over there and slap you with that.
Speaker 16 (41:13):
For my total price for the T shirt, it's four
dollars and twenty five cents.
Speaker 7 (41:20):
You are correct, man?
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Oh man, he can fints off every dollar, hits off
every dollar.
Speaker 22 (41:33):
Yeah, no, that would be ten percent discount.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
Oh, Danny, listen, man, I can't send you away a loser.
I can't see no mother natures. Yeah Danny, Yeah, yeah,
you won, man.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
I just had to have the world the moral victory.
So you know what been the one that you beat
on the stupid quiz.
Speaker 21 (42:03):
You don't have a steal plate in your head or anything, Danny.
Speaker 16 (42:08):
Oh yeah, all right, day, we're gonna give you our
new CD radio Land. We're gonna give you three months
of award winning internet access from mind Spring.
Speaker 21 (42:21):
There's what for the texapport people, and you are.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Registered Danny to go to Japan, Danny in Tokyo, Japan.
Speaker 21 (42:39):
Yes, I'm gonna say it again. You are the greatest
contestant in after this contest here.
Speaker 22 (42:43):
You are the man.
Speaker 9 (42:45):
All right, Danny?
Speaker 15 (42:46):
Thank you?
Speaker 9 (42:47):
Did you have fun?
Speaker 4 (42:48):
Do you have plenty of life?
Speaker 2 (42:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (42:50):
We had a lot of lives, all right.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
So your job here is complete.
Speaker 4 (42:54):
All right?
Speaker 22 (42:54):
Hold on just second one, get some prizes to.
Speaker 18 (42:56):
You, all right?
Speaker 2 (43:00):
That makes the standing by.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
Okay, good morning. That's a big show on the radio,
(43:30):
right quick. The key words for this track in the
big box getting ready to lay on his family reunion.
We'll say it's hard you watch you man. It was
great and having hang out with you this morning. Been
waiting too long as it always in.
Speaker 11 (43:44):
Yeah, I mean it's we were We've been busy the
past couple of years and it's like trying to trying
to get up this way to see I travel so
much for work.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
But the cool thing is is I can listen to
you guys. You got it all the time.
Speaker 12 (43:53):
So I listened to you guys first thing in the
morning when I'm getting ready and working out and everything else.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
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Speaker 12 (44:01):
I was just I was just on the West coast
and I was like, uh two at ye, Like, well,
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Speaker 22 (44:12):
Good word.
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the tack the sword, you can't say we get the
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John Bright, leave me what our featured track?
Speaker 2 (44:34):
And now the Diary of Gary Busey do you diary?
Speaker 8 (44:40):
This is Gary Beaucy well Diary. It has been one
hilatious couple of days. I did something I had done
in twenty years and swore I'd never do again. Yes, Diary,
I ventured into the belly of the beast, into the
heart of darkness to face my almost gut not in fear.
(45:01):
I travel all the way to Tulsa to attend the
annual Beaucy family reunion. Yeah, it was as terrifying as
it sounds. Kim folk, Kim folk, won't do win again, folk, Hey, fool,
you fool your drooling into gene pool cousin, humpern humper,
giddy up go. Yeah, I have been to a busy
(45:21):
reunion in many, many years. Last one I went to,
I got into a burned uncle brawl over a game
of horseshoes with my hot tempered, hard drinking cousin short
fuse abuses. That fight would still be raging if it
wasn't for my uncle. He was a peace negotiator for
the un old truce Abusy. I figured enough time had
(45:47):
passed and it a safety going back again. Man, I
instantly regretted it. My family is one hundred percent nerve racking.
Picturesque galored Sartaine picnic Park and outdoor ball World was
jam packed with bucies from all over the damn planet.
It was lazy eyes and big ass teeth as far
(46:08):
as you could see. The first one I run into
was my voice talking uncle Juicy Abusey.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
Five minutes of.
Speaker 8 (46:18):
His close talking spray, and I felt like I'd been
on the log flument not very far Diary, I usually
only go to these things for the food, best tater
salad on the planet, the busy secret recipe guaranteed to
go right to your hips, courtesy of my big old
aunt Kaboos Abusey.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
She'd been eating all her life and it showed Diary.
Speaker 8 (46:47):
Same goes for her son, Moosey Beausy, five hundred pound
tight end, not bad for a freshman in high school.
Every family got a sex fiend in the woodpile, and
ours is my second cousin, Lucy Beausey. She had her
fifth young and with some American Indian big shot at
(47:07):
one of the reservation casinos. She named the baby Papoosie Busy.
It must be in the blood because her older brother,
Sedosey Baucy got hitched to some seven foot tall African gal.
Her name is Watousie Beausy. I hate who, admit it,
(47:30):
but it was fun catching up with some of my
shirt tail kenfolk.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
My great uncle with two wooden legs.
Speaker 8 (47:36):
Sprucy Beaucy, my loopie second cousin who likes sneaking up
on folks and grabbing their butts. Goosey Beaucy, his boy,
the last hangman in the United States, Noosey Beaucy and
the family loser. Lame Excusey Beausey, my little niece, the
(47:59):
old Bina. Her skin is so pale you can see
right through it. But little trans Lucy Beaucy is still
It's still cute as a bug. I reckon other than
me being in attendance. The big news of the weekend
was that my two nephews got their own reality show.
We're all proud of the gay interior Decorator Twins, Pucy
(48:22):
and Sharp, Heresybusy, Oh, Lottie DoD, don't forget your damn
Membra TV TV. Yeah yeah, well, Diary, I gotta get
to rambling crazy. Frankie and Me are going to help
Meg Ryan decide what to do with all the leftover
skin from her latest face. There until next time, x's
(48:46):
and o's Gary Abuse.
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