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August 28, 2025 43 mins

Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll give the early risers a chance at hearing our first - and last - Dumb Severed Wee-Wee News segment.. - Rabbi Myron Bergstein has seen the latest summer sequel to bust the box office - and gives his review of  “Nobody 2”.. - On Track with Doug Rice recaps last weekend’s race in Daytona - and fills in the blanks for his picks in the first of three “Round of 16” Playoff Races - this weekend we’re heading to Darlington.. - We’ll fill a request for the John Boy & Billy Playhouse entitled, “Berries in the Butt”.. - and we’ll shut’er down after we debunk the Kidney Harvesting urban legend…

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Speaker 1 (00:22):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio for
your Thursday, August twenty eight, twenty twenty five. Beat your
track from the Big Show bit box. The funking the
kidney harvesting myth. Bunked a lot of myths over the years,
and here's one of them in keyword kidney myth. You
hit the bid box at the Big Show dot Comokay, hey,

(00:43):
let's play beat the Blonde. Let's meet our contestant. We
got Stephen from Tacoa, Georgia. Good morning, Steven. Hey, how's
going all right?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Body?

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Welcome?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Why Steven? You know what do wel ask taor some questions?
You agree or disagree? It too right, for too wrong?
You get the bulls.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Not that sounds weird if you don't know what we're
talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah, all right, well Tyler, who was it that figured
out you could tell the age of a tree by
counting its ring?

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Oh, the old age rings that tell the trees age?
You know it's Ben Franklin because he knows everything, or
knew everything.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
So Benjamin Benjamin Franklin. When he wasn't flying a kite,
he was inventing stuff in the middle of the trees.
He knows it all, Steven, do you agree or disagree
with Ben Franklin, I'm gonna have to disagree on now,
Well that's the thing to do. Leonardo da Vinci, what's

(01:58):
that all about?

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Actually he was quite an inventor, whom said, a real inventor,
not just a printing tress news cost.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
H So Peyton was his first dealer.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Though, that was the thing he's most for.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
But he actually designed the parachute, the helicopter, and a
bunch of other stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Above that, counting rings and damn show Leonardo, And there's
one all right, here we go, Tata. The highest denomination
note ever issued by the US Treasury was the one
hundred thousand dollars bill. What was the lowest, man?

Speaker 4 (02:40):
That would have been awesome to see one hundred thousand
dollars in any denomination, really.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
But.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
I think the lowest was is the one dollar bill.
We never went any lower than that.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
So never went lower than a dollar bill, Steven, do
you agree or disagree? Disagreed? Em thousand? Yes? Seem five

(03:13):
cent five cent bills? Okay?

Speaker 5 (03:20):
Man?

Speaker 1 (03:20):
That one hundred thousand dollar bill that's been neat one
you carry arounds? Have you got? You know, there's a
ten thousand dollar bill that's still in circulation.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
There's about ten thousand dollars, thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
About three thousand.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
I'm trying to win that power ball seven hundred thousand.
Let's you knows, Stable, we got one hundred and twenty
dollars worth of bull Snart to hold you over till
then you hang over with Jackie Buddy.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
Enjoyed it.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Thank you? Why are were jumping out catching you up?
Bone your news? On the other side, I remembering Rayford
but a Thursday morning, and then twenty minutes the mayor
Dosney Stable good morning to make shows on the radio.

(04:41):
Robert D's in the studio and he says, when it
comes to recorded sounds of music, nothing is better than vinyl.
And it's still alive and turning on the table.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
Yes, sir, I have a basement full of vinyl records,
thousands of them, remnants of my years. Is a disc
jockey when record companies supplied us with free LPs and
we were allowed to make up our programs from them,
not selected by a computer, and I play them on
a stereo set with big sixteen inch based reflex speakers

(05:15):
that have a sock of sound to them, not the puny,
tinny sound most people are listening to today. When I
choose to plug in the earphones, they're the high quality
three hundred dollars bows ones, not buds stuck in my
ear And we see. The LP still represents just a
sliver of music sales. But last year, while CD sales

(05:37):
fell by more than five percent, vinyl record sales grew
more than thirty six percent. Those who collect LPs swear
by the virtues of analog. For decades, a vinyl dedicated
subset of hardcore audio files have resisted the digital lawnslought.
The embrace of vinyl isn't just some retro fad, but

(05:57):
a pushback against the techno triumph that insists there's no
future for physical artifacts like books and newspapers. It's a
small declaration of independence, a refusal to let the march
of progress stop on one's pleasures. Vinyl is decidedly inconvenient.
To play it, you know, you have to be relatively

(06:18):
engaged in the activity. The disc has to be taken
off the shelf and out of its sleeve, has to
be placed on the platter, needle has to be lowered
just through. But I'm sitting down deliberately to listen to music.
I listen to Buden, Robert d Raper, John Boyn Billy Show.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Good morning. It's a big showing the radio for your
Thursday morning hidden the last weekend of August. Well, there's
always something exciting happening in beautiful Dismal seep in South Carolina,
and here to tell us all about it is the
Mayor himself, the Honorable Merwin Coop Fiddleswoop. Good morning, mister Mayor.
Good morning, John boy and all your wonderful listeners. Well

(07:23):
it's that time of year again when summer gives way
the cooler days, but dismal Seepage just heats things up.
It's time once again for the thirteenth annual Dismal Seepage
Hodio Days, when the world's oldest profession meets frontier fun.
Wait a second, are you telling the wood if you'd
shut up, John Boyn, alright, that's right.

Speaker 6 (07:44):
It's a full fledged rodeo for the ladies of the
evening as they step into the light of day to
show the world they're more than just purveyors of morally
questionable services. They're also experienced cow goals that know how
to work hard and play hard, so to speak. As always,
the weekend kicks off for the big parade down Main

(08:04):
Street sponsored by Fredericks of Gastonia. Leading the way is
the marching band from the Kim Kardashian Institute of STD
Research and NBA Dating Services. Our grand Marshall this year
will be Famed Hollywood Madam Heidi Flices sponsored by Flice
and Floss Dental Services for the whitest teeth you'll ever

(08:25):
come across. Trust your smile to Flight and Floss. There's
actually a rodeo right right on, Cue John Boy. There's
no starting slow at the whole deo. As they say,
We'll kick off with bull riding.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Now. Can these ladies stay on for eight seconds? And how?

Speaker 6 (08:44):
And that's what makes it exciting, John Boy? Thanks to
their line of work, they're used to staying on the bull.
The truth is the bulls tend to give out before
the girls. It's really something to see. Are you starting
to sweat? The roping competition is always a fan favorite.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Do they rope calv steers horses? None of the above,
John Boy. The livestock gets to take the night off
as the ladies take turns chasing down John's so like
they're customers, former customers provided by the dismal Seepach court system.
Will you be taking a turn? Folks will get.

Speaker 6 (09:19):
To see the goals, run them down, rope them and hogtie.
Competition is fierce with a ten thousand dollars prize to
the winner. Sponsored by Mitch Hitchins, Carolina Cannabis and Crematorium.
The best part is the winner always screams, Mitch Metter,
have my money?

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Well, it is different. I'll give you that.

Speaker 6 (09:40):
We'll have a steer wrestling exhibition as five hundred pound
call girl Magic Wanda takes on the massive eighteen hundred
pounds Sir moos A lot. Doesn't sound like a fair fight,
you're telling me. I have to frisk her to make
sure she's not carrying any foreign objects. And there's a
lot of nooks and crannies.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Did you volunteer for that? The whole family will love
the bullwhip competition. The turning champion, Dominate Trixie will be
taking all comers.

Speaker 6 (10:08):
Sponsored by Hanson's Whistling Weenies. The only hot dog you
play like a flute. I assume they have a natural casing.
At Tatter's Chugzo Plenty Dairy Barn is sponsoring the Lingerie
milking competition or.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
The cows wear Lingerie. Oh genius, the cows are the
ones getting milk. That was my next question.

Speaker 6 (10:31):
And even eventgoers will have the opportunity to get their
hodio on. We'll see what lucky person can stay on
the world's meanest donkey Samuel L. Jackass sponsored by the
Bucy Traumatic Noogin Injury Clinic and Boob Inspection Service.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
I might have to show up for that one.

Speaker 6 (10:48):
Sorry, We're a full up on jackasses. And the weekend
wraps up with a big concert by the mangles Woo.
They're a Bengals tribute band with drag queens done really
the theme. Hey, we had the Latin country music star
Ariba McIntyre, but she dropped out to do the Chiggers
and Cheriso Festival down at South of the Border.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Oh, I've never heard of her.

Speaker 6 (11:09):
She's something else. Boy, full figured Latin got us with
red hair. Wows my kind of gal. I see she
dropped out cause you were hitting older.

Speaker 7 (11:20):
So come on down.

Speaker 6 (11:23):
This weekend to the big thirteenth annual Dismal Seepage Hodeo Days.
It's the happy ending your weekend deserves. Maybe your wife
can talk some sense and tour should.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Go to hell. This makes you on the radio.

Speaker 8 (11:37):
Johnbup Been and Tandler Fenners ran to Jackie and you listening,
Hia Powe, You are listening to two of the funniest
guys on the radio and my fraternity brothers at the
Raccoon Lodge, John Boy and Philly on the Big Show.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Ho they funny? Are they funny? Oh? Hell? Good morning,

(12:37):
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(13:01):
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Speaker 4 (13:42):
Thank you very much, Rustley Legend Hulk Hogan may have
died due to complications from medical malpractice. Recording to TMC,
an occupational therapist was present at his home in Florida
when he stopped breathing. Allegedly, she told responding officers that
his Franick nerve, which controls breathing, had been severed during

(14:03):
a recent surgery, and Hogan's widow, Sky confirmed that that
the nerve was compromised during surgery, but declined to release
autopsy results. So the Clearwater Police Department is investigating the incident,
interviewing family members and reviewing medical records. He passed July
twenty fourth, and his body has not yet been cremated,
so investigations stay tuned for that. Moving on, Hayes tickets

(14:29):
starting at two hundred dollars for the Dawson's Creek cast
reunion sold out in twelve minutes. They were the highest
price seats, I mean, the highest price seats went for
twenty five hundred. It's all for charity. The charity event
will take place in New York City on September twenty second,
and it's to benefit f Cancer and lend support to
James Vanderbeek, who played Dawson because he was diagnosed with

(14:52):
stage three colon cancer.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Oh good, James Man, Oh no, I said, now gone
it goes. I was maybe they do it in Wilmington,
North Carolina where they filmed it. You know. Yeah, I
wish I had to say that. I gave that autograph
picture from the cast away. Yeah, didn't know one of
my wonderful things you did.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
You did, But they all got to get they're all
getting together for it to do it a table reading.
It's gonna be like a table reading.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Don't worry. I put a picture of it on the internet.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Show you can go get it and get your Katie
Holmes got away from that old Tom Cruise. I just
say her again.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
Hey, look the singing version of K pop Demon Hunters
with closed caption. Song Lyrics is now streaming on Netflix now.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
It is.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
If you want to sneit, you get to get over
of Netflix.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
You're talking about that. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
Three songs from The Demon Hunter's soundtrack are on the
Billboard Top ten. Told y'all. Titles are Golden, Your Idol
and Soda Pop. I knows, I know you the Billboard
Top ten. Harrison Ford hired Jay Leno, Yes, Jay Lenno,

(16:09):
to three D print a toilet seat. Harrison Ford told
NPR that he needed to replace it because the toilet
seat is discolored in a discolored Collie in a way
that's really unattractive, and this style of seed has been
out of production for years. According to Harrison Ford and
Jay Leno's embraced the project.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Knows how to do three D printing. I guess huh.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
I'm telling you, I could teach you. Yeah. We've got
three of them now in our work for.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
Man.

Speaker 4 (16:42):
All right, President Trump magan delay the ban on TikTok,
which is scheduled to go into effect on September seventeenth.
He said, quote, until the complexity of things work out,
we just extend a little bit longer. But we have
buyers end quote. According to The New York Times, remember
Hall and Oates, Oh yeah wherever. Well. Earlier this month,

(17:02):
it was announced that the lawsuit that Daryl Hall filed
in twenty twenty three against his former partner is over,
and it was over the fact that Oates was wanting
to sell his share of the rights to their music.
So that now has been settled. Papers were filed bringing
it to an end, and they are still broken up.
It led to them breaking up and they're both saying

(17:25):
hell will freeze over before they ever get back together.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Well, but I will tell you there's a YouTube channel.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
It's called Daryl's Place, and Darryl has all of these
musicians come in and do jam sessions.

Speaker 4 (17:37):
To it, like his farm studio.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
It's like amazing, Oh awesome, it should be a TV show.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Yeah, he had.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
He had the OJ's on there, and they were so
thrilled by how he can sing. You know, he sounds
like he's black. They say, man, you need an Afro
with a pick in the back of.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Ojay. Daryl Hall.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
I think it's I thought it was like I thought
it was Daryl's Jam Sessions or something like that channel.
But Daryl's Places one Jam the Jam Sessions. Olive Garden
brings back It's Never Ending Possible, all right. Starbucks is
bringing back its fall menu, including Pumpkin.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Spice Lotte, Yeah, Okay, good.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
Lee Corso makes his final appearance on ESPN's College Game
Day this Saturday, ahead of the Ohio State Texas game.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
He's ninety years old.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
Gave him good run, didn't he? And a Wizard of
Oz immersive experience kicks off at the Sphere in Las Vegas. Oh,
it would be cool.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
To see, I know, yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
Flying monkeys over your head. Come on, let's all go
show trip.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Thank you very much for that report. Let's get us
a winner. Let's play wordy work. Come on, we got
the tools, We've got a questionable talent, we got the
word tablets one eight hundred big shows, our toll free line.
We'll get a couple of contestants play next. Good morning.

(19:36):
It's a big show on the radio without feature track.
Going to make show bed box debunking the kidney harvesting myth.
Sure it's for keyword kidney myth. With that myth, debunk
the fith box at the Big Show dot com. Hey, look,
two contests wordy work? What idiot said, was playing John

(19:56):
Boyd Jeopardy.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
No, honey, you're playing where he has no clue what
we're doing here.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Hold on, get her set of tires right now, white
walls turn around either way? All right, that's what.

Speaker 7 (20:11):
I went to everybody's head.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
I bout my bag. Okay for bordy word that no
wordy word. Let's meet the contestants. We got Ronnie from Henderson, Kentucky.
Good morning, Ronnie, good Morning's down boy, Hey Bonnie. I'll
take Ronnie on mountain and on her. Old Jerry from Hazard, Kentucky.
I went to broadcasting school with all.

Speaker 4 (20:31):
Right, I sense a story, all right.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
And we got Chris from Maynardville, Tennessee. Good morning, Chris,
good morning, Good morning all right, Chris.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
Yeah, I Chris because I needed a guy named Chris.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
What nice? Nice?

Speaker 5 (20:48):
All right?

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Them boys will do two rounds of random words is
what we have this morning. Any words are tall, okay,
So Chris, you relaxing to see what me and can do?
First thirty? All right, Ronnie, are you ready, buddy? All right?
Then starting to clock. Now. In high school you get

(21:11):
the cheerleaders and have a pep what yeah, uh huh?
And you would decorate one of these in the parade. Yes,
and uh, this is a blank. You give the money
away to what for you raise it? Yes?

Speaker 4 (21:27):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Huh, okay, I vote in blank of you. Uh what
would you do me a blank? Hey man? Do me
a solid? Do me a yes?

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
This is a small cow. I got it. Yeah, you
get it. It was after the bus. Yeah, I got
your minds Oh right, ayes he giving us a four
on the board for round one. There, all right, so
Tatter and Cray are you ready? Chris? Let go and go.

Speaker 4 (22:05):
You cut the sandwich into two pieces. You cut it
into This is an animal with a real long neck.
It rhymes with it. Then it rhymes with it. The
NFL blanks when they picked players rhymes with it. I
just did what Yes, rhymes with it. People that work

(22:26):
for you, they are on blank, rhymes with it. You
might have to put this together. Oh a life oh
I oh.

Speaker 5 (22:39):
Alright.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Oh it was a five on the board for Chris.
So it is five to four. Chris and Tony lead
by one. All right, Ronnie, we need some points right here, buddy,
right okay, Oh start the clock now the boat Saints
you get in the line. Yes, all right, No, I'm

(23:03):
dazed and blank.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
What's going on?

Speaker 9 (23:06):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Uh huh uh blank on luggage? You what blank on?

Speaker 5 (23:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Uh huh. You set on a bar? What set on
a bar? At the bar? Yes, this is where you
look through the playboys and the blank blank in the store.
Go ahead, man said playboy fur on the board. There's

(23:34):
a height for Ronnie. All right, Chris and taytor Ah
you need is three to tie four? Will win it ready?

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Chris?

Speaker 4 (23:44):
There you go at the Dodger's office. They used to
keep all of these on the wall in one of
these like time people. All of these were in magazine.
And what were they hanging in? They were on in. Yes,
you keep on two of these a pillow top. Yes,

(24:05):
you look at yourself in a mirror. This is where
two people can sit. It's called a what a blink blink?
Ooh you blank?

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Love seat for the wind Rodney dog gone and we
came up a little short, Boddy. We'll give you another
shot down the road. All right, all right, all right,

(24:40):
Ronnie is talking about my scorekeeper.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
Put him on home.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
We gonna have a little jackie. Take their ear rings off.
Chris and Maynardville, Tennessee, you got a big old blue
EMU prized by congratulations Buddy, good game, Yes, awesome, thanks man.

Speaker 4 (24:58):
First, all right, you're a lot smarter than that. Chris,
I dated.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Good Morning, got to Max Ye on the radio. Here
we go big request time. We got Bobby Perry Junior
out of hemming Way, South Carolina. Bobby says, I want
to hear the berries and the butt like I saw it. Bobby,
you got it coming up next. Good Morning. It's a

(25:50):
Max you on the radio. Something you'd like to hear
about this time Monday through Friday. He us helping to
John wore Milly facebook page and in part you remember
the bit Taylor's pretty good and tracking them down. I love.
My job is for Bobby Bearrin jun You're out of Hemmingway,
South Carolina. I want to hear the Barry's in the
bunk right.

Speaker 4 (26:09):
Don't look at my search history.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
You gotta Bobby list none.

Speaker 9 (26:16):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse today's episode The
Challenge of the Fruits. As our story opens, John Boy
and Billy, Cubby, Bunny and Jeff Pillars are standing at
the edge of the thick tropical jungle of a small
uncharted island. In the South Pacific.

Speaker 7 (26:36):
Bellers, you're sturbing.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Hey, John Bo, I'm going to South Pacific the scout
locations for the John Boy and Billy movie.

Speaker 5 (26:43):
You and Kobby are to come.

Speaker 7 (26:44):
With me to be great dangerous Nah, what could happen?
Why am I sounding like Hillary co? A plane crash
could happen? Sturbing? Shut up idiots, This is unbelievable, Yankee.
I don't want to hear.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
From you either.

Speaker 7 (27:02):
You know, it's not like I planned this. You're the
one that said I want to do it Jungle move
movie in the Jungle Feelings. I want monkeys and pear.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Jeck ass he.

Speaker 7 (27:14):
Got caught in the typhoon. It's called an accident.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Yeah, well, Rayford says, there's no such thing as accidents.

Speaker 5 (27:20):
Yeah, this is what I call a roll.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Screw up.

Speaker 7 (27:24):
Shut up, Junior Samples. You stick a quarter in your butt?
Be quiet. Takes one to know one.

Speaker 9 (27:31):
Hey, guys, let's not turn this say to the Lord
of the flies here. I mean, at least we're alive.
I think the first thing we gotta do is find
some food.

Speaker 7 (27:40):
You really think there's anything to eat around here?

Speaker 9 (27:42):
Well, sure, there's probably all kinds of tropical fruits and
stuff growing wild.

Speaker 7 (27:46):
You mean out in the jungle. No, keep an eye
for a quick mark with a deli counter. Of course,
not in the jungle, you idiot. It's probably crawling with
all kind of bugs and stuff and bees, probably some
more Africans. Well, let's see, Billy, you must be the professor.

Speaker 6 (28:01):
I'm a skipper Tommy's gilligan because John Boy is merrying.

Speaker 5 (28:08):
It's a juggle.

Speaker 7 (28:09):
Of course there's bugs and stuff. You moron. Are you
all going farther around here all day?

Speaker 5 (28:14):
Or we're gonna go get some knee? Well?

Speaker 7 (28:20):
I hate to say it, but he's right. Let's do it.
Say we ought to split up. We can cover more
ground that way.

Speaker 9 (28:25):
Split up?

Speaker 7 (28:26):
What if we run into something dangerous?

Speaker 5 (28:28):
Like what ulla bully woolla bull?

Speaker 7 (28:32):
Like that?

Speaker 9 (28:33):
So foursom find themselves surrounded by a group of angry
looking tribesmen with razor sharp spears.

Speaker 5 (28:40):
I this is not good. Ooh doos in baid our
sacred island.

Speaker 7 (28:52):
Hey, you speak English?

Speaker 5 (28:54):
Of course, ninety years ago one of our tribesmen went
to school in America. He brought back much knowledge of
your line.

Speaker 7 (29:05):
That accent you got sounds like you went to Pensacola
barber LANs waterspace.

Speaker 5 (29:12):
You have polluted our sacred island with your presence. Off
with their heads.

Speaker 7 (29:16):
Wait wait, wait, w we didn't mean to come here.
It was an accident.

Speaker 5 (29:20):
Chief, There are no accidents, fruit head, There are only
screw ups.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
See.

Speaker 7 (29:27):
I told you shut up, Collie.

Speaker 5 (29:28):
You want to get us killed?

Speaker 7 (29:30):
Chief, I listen. We mean your people know disrespect. Can't
you you know what's the word for that? Give us
a break.

Speaker 5 (29:42):
There is one possibility. I will let you live if
you pass the challenge of the fruits.

Speaker 7 (29:50):
Oh boy, boy, Lee of the fruits?

Speaker 5 (29:53):
Wow, what's that?

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Pillers?

Speaker 7 (29:54):
Sounds like a prison island challenge of the fruits? I
don't know. I wish Randy was here. Sounds like something
he'd be pretty good at.

Speaker 9 (30:04):
Well. You know, we don't seem to have a whole
lot of other choices here, guys. Okay, Chief, what's the
challenge of the fruits?

Speaker 5 (30:11):
Each of you must go into the jungle, pick some
of the native fruit, bring it back here. Then, I
don't explain the challenge. Aren't you lose?

Speaker 9 (30:23):
His last movement, the foursome each head off in a
different direction. Five minutes later, Billy is the first to return.
Are you hitting on me?

Speaker 5 (30:39):
You have chosen one of our native bananas.

Speaker 9 (30:44):
Yeah, So what's the challenge of the fruit?

Speaker 5 (30:49):
You must take the fruit that you have chosen, uh
huh and stick it where the song does not shine. No, boy,
if you do it, we will let you live. But
I must warn you. If you cry out in pain,
we will chop off your head. Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (31:06):
You know what?

Speaker 9 (31:06):
Go ahead and chop off my head, because when I
think about all the crap I'd have to take from
the other guys when I get back to civilization, I
think I'd rather just get it over with quick.

Speaker 5 (31:18):
As you wish. Off with his head.

Speaker 9 (31:21):
The heavy stone blade severs Billy's head from his body.
At that moment, Jeff Pillars returns from the jungle.

Speaker 7 (31:32):
Oh there goes the sequel, jays Louise.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
That was quick.

Speaker 7 (31:37):
Did he fail the challenge? You might say that, I
think I just did say that fruit.

Speaker 5 (31:44):
What fruit did you bring?

Speaker 7 (31:46):
I don't know. Some kind of big pomegranate looking things.

Speaker 5 (31:51):
Very well, then here's the challenge from the chief, the
challenge of the fruits. You must take the you have
trosy and stick it where the sun does not shine.
If you do it. Let you live. But if you
cry out in pain, we will chop off your head.

Speaker 7 (32:13):
You pull on my legs that spirit, I'd slept it
all right. I knew I should have hung out with
a castle more when I was doing dinner theater back
in a seventies. Okay, Chuck will stand by. Here goes nothing.

Speaker 9 (32:29):
Pillars takes the big pomegranate looking thing and tries to well,
you know, come on, baby.

Speaker 5 (32:40):
Come on baby.

Speaker 7 (32:44):
If I could just relax, I could loosen up a
little bit, you.

Speaker 5 (32:53):
Might have passed the prostrate. You have pain, the challenge.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
Just kill me.

Speaker 9 (33:03):
The stone axe falls again, and pillar As follows Billy
into oblivion. At that moment, John Boy returns from his
hunting trip.

Speaker 7 (33:14):
Hey man, what the pillar's Billy?

Speaker 5 (33:17):
I can't believe it? Shut off crying. Maybe their friends
have faith. Are you ready for the challenge of the fruits?

Speaker 1 (33:28):
If they fail, what kind of chance do I have?

Speaker 7 (33:30):
We have this thing called the stupid quiz back home?

Speaker 1 (33:32):
But never mind, okay, chief, what's the challenge of the fruits.

Speaker 5 (33:37):
You must take the fruit you have chosen and stick
it where the sun does not shine. No, no, really,
all of those birds and animals back there, they will
be able to see it. If you are here going
to do it, we will let you live. But if
you cry out in pain, we will chop off your tohead.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
But I brought back a bunch of little bitty berries.

Speaker 7 (34:04):
How in the world am I gonna.

Speaker 5 (34:08):
One at the time?

Speaker 7 (34:10):
Oh boy, okay, here we go.

Speaker 9 (34:13):
The berries begin to disappear into John Boys. Well you know,
oh man, this is gross.

Speaker 7 (34:24):
At least they're small berries.

Speaker 10 (34:29):
Okay, I see, just a just a few more.

Speaker 5 (34:47):
Laugh, you have failed the challenge of the fruits. Off
for his head.

Speaker 9 (34:54):
The stone Hacke swings down a third time in John
Boy's head, fast to the ground. A few minutes later,
at the entrance to the pearly gates.

Speaker 7 (35:07):
So did I hurt when the chapter you head off?

Speaker 9 (35:09):
Well, not really, it was you know, it was over
so quick. I really didn't feel anything.

Speaker 7 (35:12):
Yeah, lucky you. Let me tell you. I said that pomegranate.
I wish i'd taking a quick one in the neck
like you said.

Speaker 9 (35:18):
Hey, Hey, look there comes John Boy.

Speaker 7 (35:20):
Hey stooping over here. Hey guys, what's with you?

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Man?

Speaker 2 (35:26):
What he made?

Speaker 7 (35:27):
I mean, we were watching you from my bear. I
had a biece of fruit the size of a baseball.
You had a handful of tiny little berries. I could
be a freaked out like that. Wait, man, I was
going good, pretty good there for a while. You know,
got in my rhythm. You know, Kevin, just this smooth.
You know you gotta go slow to go fast. I know,
I saw right get on with it.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
But Dan, I was.

Speaker 7 (35:44):
Down like my very last berry.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
And then it happened.

Speaker 7 (35:48):
What happened?

Speaker 1 (35:49):
I looked up and saw copy coming down to jungle
with a pineapple.

Speaker 9 (35:59):
We hope your jo Boy and Billy playhouse.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
We're going to the other sequel.

Speaker 9 (36:06):
Next time we will hear crusty old Saint Peter say, hey,
big man, let me hold it dollar.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Good morning. Make show's on the radio, and our feature
track fen a make show vent Box keywords Kidney myth
where we sometimes informed as well as entertained. Let's debunk
some urban myths. We do this around open line time.
And if you have some story that you've heard it
was true that happened to whoever telling you a friend
of theirs, it's usually a friend of friends, somebody, cousins,

(37:00):
barbar yeah, uh, get them to us and we'll be
happy to debunk those for we've been on an urban
myth debunking role for a whap like the one about
the co eds. We're partying down Florida, dout daytonas bring
breaking something like that. The room got broken into, everything
was stolen, and they found the camera way back in
the drawers zone and went ahead and the state their
vacation and it took the pictures, got home, got the
pictures developed, and one of the thieves had taking their

(37:23):
toothbrushes and took pictures of them with them in their
in their honey. And that was, you know, stuff like that.

Speaker 9 (37:30):
It was very well told by you know, I almost
believed it, and I knew it's not broke.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
That is not true. So that's one we've debunked. And
the ones to be going around is the uh the
kidney story. Yeah, abou kidney harvesting. Some guy gets a
good looking woman, slips some of Mickey wakes up in
the morning in a bathtub full of ice with dial
nine to one one or you will die written on
his chest and black magic marker and found out somebody
stole one of his kidneys and sold it on the
barn and marcuses both of his kidneys depending on who's

(37:58):
telling the truth. Well, now we have some confirmation here.

Speaker 7 (38:02):
Let me get this.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
The Kidney Foundation responds to kidney stealing rumor. For more
than a decade, a rumor has circulated that a business
traveler who set out for a drink with a stranger
in a New Orleans hotel woke up the next morning
in a tub full of ice minus his kidneys. The
new version relates the story of a student at the
University of Texas who was drinking at a party and
woke up without his kidneys. It seemed a little far

(38:24):
fetched to me fourth year college, you know, And David
Loeb said, I sent it to some friends of mine
who I thought would appreciate it. Now that's just the
two that they're responding to, but we have about twenty
or thirty of them different were people say they know
people who's happened to it. Yeah, but anyway, The National
Kidney Foundation, a spokeswoman Ellie Schlam said the Foundation has
received so many letters and emails they decided to send

(38:46):
out a statement to end the confusion. I'm sure we
hadn't contributed to that at all. We got it from
many of our volunteers around the nation and we have
sent out a message saying this was not true. So
the National Kidney Foundation says it is not true. It's
an urban myth. Run amok, say we had.

Speaker 7 (39:04):
This urban math already.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
You were right.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
There was no evidence that such activity has ever occurred
in the United States, and the possibility of someone stealing
kidneys is infinite, testatisimal, small, small, extremely small. As you said, yeah,
because they say in truth, transplanting a kidney from a
living donor involves numerous tests for compatibility that must be
performing for the kidney's your moved. Like you said, Randy,

(39:26):
it was highly unlikely the gang could operate in secrecy
to recover organs that would be viable for transplant.

Speaker 11 (39:31):
Well, I suppose you could find a crooked doctor, a
surgeon who was who was skilled in the in the
art of removing the kidney, which is not something you know,
your average redneck with a bottle of tequila could pull on.
But then you got to put it in, which is
not an easy task.

Speaker 7 (39:45):
Then you got to find a good looking woman and
it'll go along.

Speaker 11 (39:47):
But even if you were to find a crooked surgeon,
you'd also have to find a crooked surgical staff to
put it in your recipient, right, I mean it take
a lot of you know, just ain't no way.

Speaker 9 (39:57):
Well that's what we would say, isn't it. This is
like the UFO crash in Roswell, and there are people
out there who are never going to believe it didn't
really happen.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Well, which brings us to our next facts. Okay, John
Boyd Billy, Yesterday you said that Randy wanted to see
some documented proof that kidneys are being stolen. Well, here
you go. This happened to one of my team members
while we were at the Nellis Air Force basin ninety three. Unfortunately,
he died three weeks later from massive infection. At least
stop making fun of this. It's for real. And here

(40:29):
is a report and.

Speaker 9 (40:31):
All the basically the pertinent personal information has been marked
out with a marker.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Yeah so it's marked out.

Speaker 11 (40:37):
Yeah, I've got a computer at home. I could switch
y'all's heads without any surgery or blood spilt.

Speaker 9 (40:46):
And then I'd find on my chest call none one one,
or you will die of embarrassment.

Speaker 11 (40:49):
Yeah, but you can do anything. I mean, I'm not
gonna believe something somebody facts in here.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Well we'll just leave the Kidney Foundation says it's not true.
But here you the personal and there is a report,
so yeah, they never go over.

Speaker 11 (41:06):
This might be a good opportunity to say, if you
are interested in becoming an organ donor, there are many
ways you can sign up for it.

Speaker 9 (41:11):
And it's a none of which involved meeting a girl
in a bar.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
You know, I'm an organ donor just by I feel
that my driver's life.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
Right, Yeah, that the right way, that's right.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Uh huh.

Speaker 11 (41:19):
My mother in law passed away last year and all
of her vital organs were donated. We haven't met the
folks that received her organs, but we've we've heard from
them through the organ donor trans right man, And I'll
tell you it's a wonderful feeling to know that a
family member of yourself that you can help out.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Like that would be pretty cool. If you can find
out who had you know, you loved one's organs, you
could let you know, visit visit your loved one organs, Okay,
in a in a I mean they you wouldn't be
able to sit the sensitive side of.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Jo Hey, how you do it? Let's know what about you?
I just want to talk to your lover sid.

Speaker 8 (41:52):
Hey, mom, listen, I got a little problem.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
Not you, Bob, shut up.

Speaker 9 (41:59):
List I'm talking to my Did you hide those old
summer Yeah?

Speaker 2 (42:04):
I can't find my tennis shoes.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
That was pretty stupid. Yeah. Oh man, so y'all when
I go, y'all find out who has my orchids?

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