June 27, 2024 • 45 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Bob Ibach tells us about a commemorative collectable for the Volunteer Fans.. - Gary Busey jots another entry into his diary. This time he reflects on his own version of the SAG Awards.. - Doug Rice reports on NASCAR happenings from the Nashville Super Speedway.. - John Boy has a bonus Top 10 List for us.. - and Rev. Billy Ray Collins throws his two-cents in on Caitlyn Jennings..”
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Good Morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up, we
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met Doug Rice, is winding up his career this year
(00:25):
calling the races in NASCAR for thirty some audience thirty six.
Something was in my head that ill know, Doug, we
all like waffle House. You ready for a second career.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
And everybody, you know, I could do some smothered, be
covered and yell at people I've diden't doing.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
It's pretty much what.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I've been doing all my career anyway, talking a lot.
So yeah, I'm about that. I don't know if I
want that in midnight the six a shift.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
That's a little the tough one. Well, y'all our board.
Doug is in Nashville getting ready for the race this weekend.
And you got a little present from Nashville super Speedway, Dougie, I.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Did, I've got I've got to thank the folks at
National Superspeedway and Gibson guitars. You know, they make so
many of the iconic guitars that have been played by
people like Eric Clapton and Carlos Santana and Dave Groll,
and they give away a commemorative guitar to each person
that wins a race at National Superspeedway. And so this
(01:21):
year is a nice, really really nice party. If they
gave me a customized red Les Paul guitar with some
nice logo treatment on it, and I cannot.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Play a lick.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
That's okay.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
That thing is going into a prominent place that was
that was really that means a lot to get something
like that.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
That is so neat, buddy, awesome, awesome. All right, Well
before we are look at Nashville here on the racetrack. Well,
a historical race in New Hampshire that you were up
called in last weekend.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah, we were that New Hampshire Motor Speedway last week
and we knew going in that weather was going to
be a thing. It was going to be a problem.
There was just really no way around it. And so
we got to Sunday and they started to race a
little bit early, and we made it just a little
bit pasted halfway and.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
The bottom fell out.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
This huge cell came through, and I honestly think NASCAR
was maybe two minutes away from calling the race. And
then miraculously, I'm not lying, guys, something like out of
the Ten Commandments, the sky's parted, the sun came out,
and the next thing we know that the jet dryers
and all the other things that they used to get
the track straightened up are making their way out onto
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the racetrack. And they didn't dry the track, but they
got the excess water off of it were had puddled
up and put these wet weather tires.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
They're just treaded tires.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
They put those on the car and they raced the
last hundred laps with the wet weather tires on the car.
It was some of the most incredible racing I've ever seen.
I've seen a lot of labs. It wasn't the fastest
because the guys had to appreciate, you know, the fact
that the track was still damp. But they were racing
five wide down into the corners and stay in that way.
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And it was fun watching the drivers opposite of what
you would think they were looking for where the water
was on the racetrack to keep their tires cool, so
it would collect down on the inside and that's where
they'd all run, you know, like pigs at a feeding trough.
So all the drivers had just incredible it had the
drivers had an opportunity to do a practice lap in
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these rain tires. Oh not at that track. No, they
ran the rain tires for a little bit at North
Wilkesboro and maybe at Richmond, but not a track as
big as New Hampshire. I mean, that's that's a mile
in length. Well, so it's a huge breakthrough.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
So will that maybe we won't have rain ouse Does
it depend on the track if they can use these
tires when.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
They've got to develop one for a track bigger than
a mile. But I feel like that that's the next
thing they will do. The one thing people need to
realize is we're not going to see them out there
racing in the rain because you just can't. You can't.
You don't have visibility problem and not having an effective
winds you'll wiper and all that if it's raining. But
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say a rain shower comes in and it leaves, instead
of taking two hours to drive the track, they can
be back racing in thirty minutes.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
All right, I like that unless your whole race strategy
is based on that other tire.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Well, but here's the thing. Everybody's in the same boat. Yes,
And there were some people squawking because NASCAR mandated, okay,
you're all going to run the wet weather tires, and
some people are automatically saying, well, they should be able
to choose. We're just we're in day one of this procedure.
Let's let's establish a known and then you can start
(04:54):
letting these teams beside what they want to do.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
That's it, and Christopher Male had it fit figured out.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Man.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
He swept the weekend. How about that the third and wins.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
He is pretty potent little race car drive. He loves
that place in the Infinity races up there. He has
raced in four Infinity races at New Hampshire. He has
won all of them. I mean his his average finish
is one.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
That's that's incredible.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah, sorry, this is sorry, but that was just yeah.
I got the cup guard with his tires and everything
else thrown at him and win.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
He's just money man. He's cool, he performs well under pressure.
He seems to be enjoying it, and not just because
he wanted New Hampshire. I'm starting to think this is
a guy you may want to look at throughout the
season as being somebody that can make a really long
run into the playoffs. He's been into the final four before,
but I think he now believes if I can get there,
(05:54):
I might be able to win the thing. And he
also let the cat out of the bag that case
Briscoe was going to go for Joe Gibbs next year,
taking Trueex's place. I was in the little press conference
there and somebody asked him said, well, how about the
new hierarchy at Joe Gibbs now that TRUEX is gone.
He goes, well, we'll all figure it out, especially when
Chase gets over there. Well, they hadn't even announced that.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Chase pull to John Boy, tell him no secrets.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Many Parsons used to tell me, don't tell me anything
you don't want repeat it.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
It's on Nashville Sunday afternoon race for the Cup Boys
Ally four hundred. Was looking at Dougie Ross.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Testain won this last year and I think I think
he'll have a pretty potent car up here. But as
we go through the year, I'm just feeling like the
number of people that realistically could win get smaller and smaller.
I think this is a great place for Chastain to
maybe repeat he's going to make the playoffs, but you
(07:00):
want to get that win now, so you're not in
position that you may be scrambling at the end of
the day. So Chastain and Chase Elliot, I think I
wanted to keep an eye on this week.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
All right, Chase. All right, Doug, we thank you so much, Buddy,
enjoy your weekend in Nashville. Get that guitar home safe.
We'll be listening to you on the radio, Buddy.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
All right, guys, appreciate y'all.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
All right, my boy, thank you so much. You can
follow a dog on Twitter at or ax so telling
Rice man it now, let's meet the Blonde. Come on, boys,
one ain't hundred Big Show. You told free Line I
want to play. Let's do it right now. Good morning,
(08:00):
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the blonde? Let's see our contestant. All right, Chester from Knoxville, Tennessee,
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Like today, Good morning?
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We're talking about mythology. So they you know King Midas.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
Oh, who doesn't?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Well, do you know that everything he touched turned to something? Right?
I heard that, Ye, mufflers, of course, gold. There was
one thing he touched though that made him regret ever
having such power. What did King Midas touch? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (09:34):
Yeah, and I heard he was taking a shower when
it happened. You know, no, member, Hey, he never touched
his subjects?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
He no, but what did he he touched a subject?
Speaker 5 (09:52):
No?
Speaker 6 (09:53):
Like his?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
The okay, he never touched his So so the question
was he touched something. They made him regret ever having
that power. So what did he touch?
Speaker 7 (10:06):
Yes, he touched his wife.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Okay, he touched his wife with Chester. Do you agree
or disagree?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
I'm going to disagree.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
All right, Well that was yeah, Yeah, it was his daughter.
You were close, Yeah, okay, his daughter, Yeah, turned her
to go. I regret that. I think was the first
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(10:41):
only one person saw Lady Godiva ride neked through the streets.
How did he make his living.
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Selling selling pictures? I'm sure he was a h How
did he make his living?
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He was a baker, baker teaking out his bakery shop
at Lady Goodama Chester. Do you agree or disagree.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
It burn the buns?
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yeah, making doughnuts.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
I'm gonna disagree, disagree.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
And that was the.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
He was a tailor, a tailors whatever. Maybe she just
look sizing her up. I'm gonna make her she can
use some clothes. Don't advertise your our bunny, Taylor Chriss.
Speaker 8 (11:39):
Chester.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Good work there, Barnie, you got the big wilful house
prize back heading you away, buddy.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Yeah knocks, Will appreciates the shout out.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
All right, man, appreciate y'all.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
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The top ten list then was summer camps. Don't send
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Thank he shows up, just hoping Bath's gonna be here,
but winn and finishes looking around. I'm sure he'll.
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Pappy, don't mind if I do, John Boy, Jackie Tater,
Randy Berry on the monitor. What's up?
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Negatory nine. Nope, it's over. And I will tell you
this my ball cap, young friend, I will never again
date the the Amish. You know, guys with beards, women,
churning butter, building barns and no electricity. I'm telling you
that lifestyle is problematic.
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Stan Dayton an Amish girl. How did that happen?
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Well, I was taking a trip. Have you got a minute.
I was taking a trip to the Poconos and got lost.
I wound up in Pennsylvania, Dutch Country. I was on
the middle of nowhere when I broke down. I'd barely
gotten the hood up when a cow walks up, probably
the carburetor the cow opine. Well that freaked me out.
I mean, the only other talking cow I've ever seen
was Rosie O'Donnell. So I took off running, and about
(15:37):
a mile down the road I met this Amish guy.
I tell him what happened, and he said, was this
a red cow with a white patch on her forehead?
I said, yep, that's the one. He says, Oh, pape Sie,
no mind. She don't know nothing about cars.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
I've never known a cow will be good with combustion engines.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Ten four Senior. Well, this Amish fella has me stay
at his house while my car is getting repaired. Now
I know that. The Now I know why the Amish
don't have electricity. If they couldn't turn out the lights,
they'd never have any kids. It sounds like you found
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I believe the phrase is hubba. I couldn't sleep that
(16:19):
night thinking about her, And the next morning I came
downstairs to find a dozen amlets.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Ah they made breakfast.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Now omelets, amlets, that's what they call Amish children. Oh oh, well,
my car was fixed, so I asked the young lady
if she'd liked to sneak off to town with me
for lunch. We arrived at a little diner and the
special was two hot dogs for a dollar. To my surprise,
she had never had a hat dog before. When they
brought it to the table, she turned pale and looked
at me and said, what part of the dog did
(16:45):
you get?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Sheltered?
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Live a naive existence, a narrow worldview, don't get out
much as the hipsters say. Well, we got back to
the farming time for a wedding. I was curious to
see what an am my sweating was like. I'll just
say my prisons was awkward. It was awkwardly misplaced, mission uncomfortable,
if you will. I guess what really ruined it was
(17:09):
when I asked the band if they knew the electric slide.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Romancin quite bloom with the Amish miss.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
I was willing to go the distance, but she wound
up giving me the amish flu.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
I've never heard of that.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Well, nor had I my ballcap young friend, you start
out kind of horse and end up feeling buggy.
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Ah, that was a long way to goo for a joke.
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Yep, all debate to Pennsylvania. Oh well, if you never
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the witchier flies now like that's an accident. And the
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forward to getting on the big show. Pat McGann, good morning.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Path Hey, good morning, John Boy Horight.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Hey man doing awesome. Thank you for joining us this morning.
Buddy Man, I love it. I like a family man
that makes his living on the road and it includes
his family doing that. Pat, I'm impressed with you, buddy.
Speaker 6 (20:04):
Well, you know what, That's all I can talk about
because they they've taken over my life, especially the kids sports,
which is insane.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Oh what are you playing?
Speaker 3 (20:13):
I got one playing hockey? Now, I got one playing hockey.
He did hit a tryout and he's in third grade.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (20:18):
The tryout was can he come up with twenty five
hundred dollars. Wow, I'm driving them to their rink. Gotta
get him. You know, he's got to be there an
hour early. He always just telling me, you got to
be It's like, are we catching a flight?
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Are you playing?
Speaker 6 (20:34):
Other coach said I got to be there? Coach said
I got to be there hours. Like, do you tell
your coach you don't have a car.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
That's a point.
Speaker 6 (20:47):
You tell your coach you were born in twenty fourteen. Oh,
but so I'm not the only one I got. I
got one playing baseball too. And he has to bring
his own equipment. They used to have the equipment.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Remember that the coach had a tuffle bag.
Speaker 6 (21:06):
Right now now they have a it's embroidered, got the
team name on it, but there's nothing in it.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
You bring your own. My son has his own bat.
Speaker 6 (21:18):
He's like, why does my my son has seen three
good pitches all year?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
His bat was.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Three hundred and forty dollars handed.
Speaker 6 (21:25):
It's like, can you hand it to the next kid
when you're done striking out with it? Why are we
We have four thousand dollars worth of bats in the
dugout and we have two hits.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
But now now you got three children we got. We
got one playing hockey, one playing baseball. What about the
other one? Old enough yet?
Speaker 6 (21:48):
Well, my daughter is a she plays basketball, so and
I like she actually listens, and her teammates they listen,
you know, because I try and coach my son's team.
And you know, they can't teach them about the game.
You have to teach them about life, you know. I
try and like, hey, get on the baseline, I'm gonna
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teach you guys how to not call your Grandma Burrow. Yeah,
but they're all busy, man, they got a lot going on.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
And when they're not playing the sport, they're on their screen.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
You know.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
They don't call anybody. They just text.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
I could tell my daughter, like, hey call nine one one,
she'd be like, can I just text them?
Speaker 7 (22:39):
What do I say?
Speaker 3 (22:41):
They're always on the screen, and they're never charged. These screens,
you know, they don't charge. My kids are always plugged
in the water.
Speaker 6 (22:47):
They're sitting on the floor like they're stranded at the
airport outlet. We're doomed, like all the electric cars. You
see the electric cars. Ten years from now, it's gonna
be all broken down. Our kids standing outside of them,
on the side of the road, just like I thought.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
I could get there. It was that three percent.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Yeah, uh, you know, wou'd be fun to put a
rotary phone in front of and see you see if they.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Go, oh yeah, try and make this work.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
That is the man, that is the You a funny rascal, y'all.
Pat McGahan twenty twenty four. Tour gonna be all right,
Well let's start looking at it. July eleventh will be
in Norfolk, Virginia. The Scope Arena. You guys play big
rooms man, Oh and a Fesco. He got it going on, don't.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
He really does.
Speaker 6 (23:46):
There are now a lot of comics doing what Sebastian's doing.
You know, he's doing all arenas on this tour, and
it's gonna be pretty wild.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
It's uh, it's a lot of fun.
Speaker 6 (23:55):
And you know what, I find that these audiences are
a lot more appreciative of live and our more than ever.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
It's a communal experience.
Speaker 6 (24:03):
You know, we gotta get out together, we gotta be
laughing together, we gotta feel each other.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Not maybe literally, but you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
You gotta or you can, or you can.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Get permission, Get permission. That's what I'm trying to.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Say get two eleven, twelve, thirteen right in the road.
You got Norfolk, Raleigh, North Carolina, Ashville, North Carolina. Oh
well good, you're gonna be up Harris too, and in
the mountains. That's cool. Jacksonville, Florida's found in Georgia, Atlanta, Nashville, Orlando.
Where are y' all listening to the big show? Right now?
You can go to Pat McGahn Comedy p A T
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mc little c g a n ncomedy dot com. That
the that'll get to get you tickets and get you
lined up, make sure you got a seat. But sold
out shows you guys, man, I saw y'all sold out
Madison Square Garden for like a few nights in the road.
Speaker 6 (24:59):
Yeah, and again that's Sebastian doing all that. I just
show up and try and get them warmed up. Uh,
but yeah, it's uh, it's pretty wild. We get to
do these venues and go into these cities and really
looking forward to getting back out there. And it should
be it should be a fun summer.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Awesome man, Well, kissing kids and uh, come by, drop
by and see you sometime when you when you close
the Charlotte Buddy, we appreciate you.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
I definitely will do that. I appreciate you, guys. Happy,
Thanks Joan boy, all right.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Man, thank you buddy. Pat McGahan, you follow him on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter,
ex you know on all deal. I'm like exits Twitter Now,
who can be topical?
Speaker 7 (25:34):
You're covering it for us and he can catch his
videos on YouTube too.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
It's awesome. Yeah cool, but you take to turned me
over here about it's very nice man. I like that guy. Yeah,
that's good boy. Oh by, all right, let's play wordy wordy'
all one night hundred Big Show. You told free line,
Come on and get a couple of contestants and play next.
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A wordy word of the worthy word. Let's meet the contestants.
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I am?
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Okay, start the clock. Now. When the baby's born, you
cut the umbilical cord. Yeah, uh huh. Peter Blank would
never grow up. He wore green, He flew around with tinkerbell.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Peter Peter tam Yes.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Uh huh, all right, not a square, but a yes,
a many blank. Married man drives a mini man. Yeah,
uh huh. This was a music craze in the seventies,
glitter and stuff, Donna Summer. Yeah, oh right, good work.
We put a five on the board. Good work with
(28:02):
a five, Joseph. And now let's see what Donnia Taylor
can do with their round one. You ready, Donnie, yes, sir,
all right, brand new word and go.
Speaker 7 (28:13):
You sit in one of these when you're at your desk. Yes, hey,
I double dog blank you dare?
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (28:22):
Hey, the oscars are these the academy? Blank?
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Yes? Blank? A book?
Speaker 7 (28:29):
Don't no, don't no you yes, you get your arm
in a cast because it is what broken? Yes, sir,
you smell with this on your face. Nose you you get,
you get when you get.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
When you when you when you good. I'm glad you
finally got hung up on a roll there put a
six on the board to take the lead by one.
All right, okay, got a good game going. Here was Joseph,
me and you for round two? Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (29:00):
All right?
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Start to clock. Now, give me an aspirin I'm in yes,
uh huh, all right, your bones are covered with this,
all of your body you get, yes, uh huh, all right,
you gotta have this. I have blank in the Lord
have faith? Yes, uh huh. A blank house, a ghost
(29:23):
will blank, a house haunted? Yeah, uh huh. A blank miner,
you go down in the ground dig four? What uh
gold miner? No? No, no, no, yes, yes, good word bunny. Alright,
then what we put on that? Another five? All right,
there'd be a ten score. So Donnie and Tater four
(29:43):
will tie, just four will tie. Get out of her
head where you are going, man, there shall be no
problem whatsoever.
Speaker 7 (29:50):
Stop it ready, go spiral one of these. It takes
you to the second No, it takes you to the
second floor. A spiral stairs, say the whole thing. It's
a spiral.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
Nope.
Speaker 7 (30:06):
Yes, what is your mailing blank address? Yes, to serve
and to blank and yep, oh h you're the police.
Will serve and blank you?
Speaker 4 (30:20):
Yes you you?
Speaker 7 (30:22):
Uh god, we blank.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Trust for the four out of overtime. I mean right good.
Just what you had to do to tie up boys.
So let's see if we can settle this in a
fifteen second overtime. All right, Joseph, me and you buddy,
(30:46):
We've only got fifteen seconds. Are you ready? We can
do it? All right? Start the clock now. Harley Davidson
is a type of motorcycle. Uh huh. You fly this
when you win the championship. You hang a what in
the arena? They hang a watch?
Speaker 10 (31:05):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Uh huh. Your driver's blank. You gotta have one your drivers, yes,
and a boy. We put a three on the board
right there, So Donnie and Tatter for your fifteen seconds
of three will force double overtime of four, will win
it too, won't do it ready ready, Donnie, Yes, sir,
(31:27):
ain't go.
Speaker 7 (31:27):
A garden blank will come before your steak? What a
garden blank before your steak? It's in a boy, it's
in your bowl. Oh oh yes, yes, yeah, what a blank?
Speaker 4 (31:43):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (31:46):
No, yes, and not glad enough or there three to
one in overtime, Joseph Charlotte wins a good game. That
was a good game, Donnie. You can try again anytime, buddy.
We sure appreciate you.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Hey, John boy, Yeah, man, I want to do one
of those uh did you guys the skits you got
to do.
Speaker 9 (32:05):
At the end of the show.
Speaker 12 (32:07):
Right, there's there's a one that I want to hear.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
All right, what you got.
Speaker 12 (32:12):
It's a guy that calls him late to work because
he's seen a car crash and the guy gets beat
up by four old women.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
What you talked about?
Speaker 4 (32:20):
We got you?
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Yes, all right, Well for me, we will do that
for a request a bit for you, donn It's just
for you, buddy, all right, man, appreciate it might not
be today, but it'll be the next day. Oh all right,
And Joseph, you get the big old mount Olives pickles
prize pack for your victory. Good work. Awesome thank you.
All right, buddy, good morning, I got the big sew
(32:44):
on the radio time with the bid request. We got
Ryan who played wordy word earlier this week. He's thirty
five and listening since he was a kid with his
dad who was a coal miner. Now Ryan listens still
to this day with his son, who is nine years old.
I want you to know what a big part of
this morning y'all are. That is so cool. Thank you
(33:04):
for letting us know that. Appreciate our listeners reaching out,
letting us know about You've been with us a long
time man. We appreciate you. So he wants here, married man.
We can make that happen. Ryan coming up next. Good morning,
(33:42):
it's a big show on the radio. Requesting bit from
Ryan out of West Virginia and now listening to the
Big Show with his son as he was raised listening
to the Big Show with his dad. That's so awesome.
All right, Ryan's with big on. You know that feels now?
Be married man?
Speaker 5 (34:10):
Married man?
Speaker 12 (34:11):
Married man drives around in a minivan, god a wife
and some kids.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
His whole life's on the skids. Hey, there there goes
a married man. How's he feel? Listen, dude, this poor
guy's really screwed hanging on. Buy a bread cord of milk,
loaf of bread.
Speaker 13 (34:33):
Hey, there there goes a married man, got a big
gas grill, buys his clothes at the gap, and he's
just about hanging.
Speaker 5 (34:45):
On for this crime.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Married man, married.
Speaker 12 (34:49):
Man, friendly neighborhood, married man.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Life for him has nothing.
Speaker 12 (34:54):
Wife or let him do what they She says, it's
about tim, he grew up.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Well, there's a school. Look, you'll find them, married man.
Speaker 12 (35:05):
As our story opens, married man and his crime fighting
colleagues are aboard the minivan after an eventful visit to
the Brushywood Nuclear Station.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Move over, Ledford, you're hogging the sea.
Speaker 13 (35:17):
You know you could ask nice, oh drooper, jars are
ain't much on people skills, is it?
Speaker 1 (35:21):
You get that right?
Speaker 12 (35:24):
Hold it down just per second, guys. Hello, Hi, honey bunny. Yes,
I know. I said i'd be home soon. But we
hit a little snag at the nuclear plant while we
were trying to give ourselves superpowers. Well remember how we
zapped drinking buddy with radiation and he turned into this giant,
hulking monster. Well we zapped him again and he split
(35:44):
into two identical twins. We're kind of trying to get
him put back together right now. What Yes, both of
them are big drinkers. Yes, I know you're making kariaki
pot rose for dinner. With any luck at all, I'll
be home in one hour or so. Okay, honey, by.
Speaker 13 (36:01):
Hey, big guy, did it hurt?
Speaker 11 (36:03):
Did what hurt?
Speaker 13 (36:04):
When your wife stuck that ring in your nose? Going,
big guy?
Speaker 1 (36:10):
So where are we going? Anyway?
Speaker 12 (36:12):
To see a friend of mine over at the college.
If anybody can figure out how to put Humpty and
Dumpty back together again, it's him.
Speaker 13 (36:19):
Hey, big guy, sure would be nice to stop out
somewheres for a cockcaill like what you think, big guy?
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Hey' was not the lae.
Speaker 7 (36:26):
You know.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
There's only two of him, but he's three times as annoying.
Speaker 12 (36:32):
More months later, that dsfunctional super quartet arrive at the destination.
Speaker 10 (36:38):
Oh well, well, married man, nice to see you.
Speaker 12 (36:41):
You'll come on in the lay out the old friend
sherman klump. This is my crime fighting side college buddy.
This is our new associate drinking buddy, and so is
this evening professor.
Speaker 13 (36:52):
What's up doctor, going, big guy.
Speaker 11 (36:55):
We really appreciate you meeting us like this.
Speaker 10 (36:57):
Oh, no problem, family, and I would just hit it
out to the cafeteria when you.
Speaker 11 (37:01):
Call your family's here.
Speaker 10 (37:02):
Yep, folks, I'd like you to meet Central Cities number
one superhero married man.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Oh this is.
Speaker 10 (37:08):
Just fair by Loss, a real life celebrity married man,
married man, married man. Look who you got with it.
It's the before and before twin hout your.
Speaker 14 (37:17):
Mouth, that's gonna tag along My blood sugar, gonna get
messed up if I don't have something to eat.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
Party so one woman.
Speaker 10 (37:25):
Man ain't got time to hear about all your little
eggs and pain.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
Matter back up out of my face. Yah clearest for
id lace, snick down on you.
Speaker 10 (37:31):
Well, bring on the noise, bring on the funk, mama
clears please.
Speaker 12 (37:35):
Uh So, professor, what's your take on our little situation here.
Speaker 10 (37:40):
Well, according to some research I've done on the subject,
it's theoretically possible to recombine your twin friends here into
a single entity. In fact, I've developed a special experimental
procedure that'll do just that. First that each of you
needs to take a drink of this special formula. I'll
just pourt in these test tubes here.
Speaker 13 (37:58):
Hey, big guy, I got a shock aybody's mentality. Man, Hey,
it's a small world, ain't it.
Speaker 5 (38:04):
I heard that?
Speaker 9 (38:04):
Okay, okay, you're just alike.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
We got it.
Speaker 10 (38:08):
Now here you go phillis now and drink that down.
Speaker 13 (38:16):
Who as my strong begun things kind of like turpentine
and he would know?
Speaker 11 (38:22):
Okay?
Speaker 10 (38:23):
Now, what will the formulas temporarily destabilize your friend's molecular structure?
Speaker 11 (38:28):
You kidding?
Speaker 1 (38:28):
He's been to stabilized since the late seventies.
Speaker 10 (38:31):
Now I want you, gentlemen, to stand at the opposite
sides of the room and to run toward each other
as fast as you can.
Speaker 12 (38:37):
Well, assuming that they're actually capable of pulling that off.
Speaker 11 (38:40):
What's gonna happen?
Speaker 10 (38:42):
Well, you see, when they collide, the impact should drive
their unstable molecules back together, turning the twins back into
a single entity.
Speaker 11 (38:49):
Sounds good to me.
Speaker 12 (38:50):
Okay, drinking buddies on your marks, get set go red Rover,
Red Rover, send me right over. Drinking buddies lurch toward
each other and collide with a resounding impact.
Speaker 11 (39:06):
Great, Caesar's goat, They're back together.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
You know, all that running made me kind of thirsty.
Hate lay, doc, you got anything to drink?
Speaker 4 (39:14):
Around here.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
It worked. He's back to his old self. Sherman, you're
a genius. Yeah, we got our drunk back that ought
to win him the Nobel prize.
Speaker 14 (39:24):
Y'all ain't gotta run right off, now, do you. I
kind of like to get to know you a little
bit of their superman that's married man. Oh, look at
them tight. I got a nice zique one old fella. Hey,
any chance of y'all zapping this one hit too? I
wouldn't mind running off three or fall copies of hemn't.
Speaker 4 (39:46):
Keep running out.
Speaker 11 (39:47):
No offense, man, But you're creeping me out, and so.
Speaker 12 (39:53):
All by drinking buddies are reunited again. We'll leave it
to you whether or not that's a good thing. Kill
and again next time when we'll hear Granny say, if
you go out rank form all mytremonial marbles, don't mess on.
Next speak tightening adventure, Same married time, same married channel.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
Well there's a school you'll find them married. Nine good morning,
(40:43):
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Speaker 5 (41:00):
Gender, Wells, of Morning There, John mooyn Billy and good
morning to all out but of it friends other than
radio Land, This here's the Reverend Billy Ray Collins from
the Sword of Joshua, Independent Fools. That's for Penny Coachal
Assembly just off Steve Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. Well, friends,
A big part of my ministry is staying on top
(41:23):
of all hot popular culture to see what kind of
unholy celebrity nonsense I need to be pitching against. But
this is here, where Bruce Gender is turning from a
man to a woman, is about to wear me slap aisles.
As much as I'd like to not pay no attention
(41:44):
to mister Gender and the rest of the Kardashermites, the
folks in the mainstream media won't let me not care
about it. These TV people are prom eat up with it.
And this isn't here is a extree special kind of weird.
I mean, a lot of you transgenental folks don't seem
(42:05):
to be written as much as a man or a woman.
I mean, Sonny and Chair's little daughter Chaz changed over
a wall back tell you the truth. She ain't got
a whole lot to show for her. She thought making
the switch was gonna turn her into George Clooney. She
come out looking more like George Zimmerman with a tiroid drop.
(42:29):
On the other hand, Bruce Jender seems like he was
humming along pretty good as a man. He was a
right handsome fella, o Limpid gold medalist, had six kids,
got to play the daddy on the TV show Why
most of folks who call that American success story. Oh,
but none of that really made him happy. Apparently he
(42:52):
really wants to be the girls basketball coach at some
no name community college in Oklahoma. Preacher, don't you get it?
That's who he really is. He was born a man,
but he's always felt like a woman. Well, honey, one time,
my alcoholic uncle Joe stuck a kickstand down in the
(43:14):
front of his breeches and said, from here on out,
I'm a bicycle. We didn't give him the Peace Prize
at the Espiel ward. We put him in the hospital. Now,
some folks say, Preacher, how come you talk about old
Caitlin gender so much? It's like you're obsessed oh I
am huh. Well, this book has been on the front
(43:36):
of People magazine every week for the last six months.
He's on the Access Hellywood every ten minutes. Now he's
got his own TV show. But I'm the one that
can't let it go. Well, I reckon, I better check
myself before I wreck myself. You know, I never thought
i'd say this, I sure do, Miss Old Ozzie Osmond.
(43:58):
This is a sorry time for popular culture, but we
made it to Lady God, John and Honey Googo and
Donald Trump running for president with the Lord's help, I reckon,
we'll make it through this and too and the quote
Old Forrest Grump, That's all I got to say about that.
(44:18):
Always an open door and a double dose of a
God Gonnis truth. At the Sword of Joshua, Independent Full Gospel,
Pennycostal Assembly, just off State Road twenty three on the
by Road. This is Reverend Billy Ray Collins reminding you
it's time to turn, so you don't burn John Warren,
Billy you'll keep them straight up.
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met Doug Rice, is winding up his career this year
(00:25):
calling the races in NASCAR for thirty some audience thirty six.
Something was in my head that ill know, Doug, we
all like waffle House. You ready for a second career.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
And everybody, you know, I could do some smothered, be
covered and yell at people I've diden't doing.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
It's pretty much what.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I've been doing all my career anyway, talking a lot.
So yeah, I'm about that. I don't know if I
want that in midnight the six a shift.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
That's a little the tough one. Well, y'all our board.
Doug is in Nashville getting ready for the race this weekend.
And you got a little present from Nashville super Speedway, Dougie, I.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Did, I've got I've got to thank the folks at
National Superspeedway and Gibson guitars. You know, they make so
many of the iconic guitars that have been played by
people like Eric Clapton and Carlos Santana and Dave Groll,
and they give away a commemorative guitar to each person
that wins a race at National Superspeedway. And so this
(01:21):
year is a nice, really really nice party. If they
gave me a customized red Les Paul guitar with some
nice logo treatment on it, and I cannot.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Play a lick.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
That's okay.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
That thing is going into a prominent place that was
that was really that means a lot to get something
like that.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
That is so neat, buddy, awesome, awesome. All right, Well
before we are look at Nashville here on the racetrack. Well,
a historical race in New Hampshire that you were up
called in last weekend.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah, we were that New Hampshire Motor Speedway last week
and we knew going in that weather was going to
be a thing. It was going to be a problem.
There was just really no way around it. And so
we got to Sunday and they started to race a
little bit early, and we made it just a little
bit pasted halfway and.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
The bottom fell out.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
This huge cell came through, and I honestly think NASCAR
was maybe two minutes away from calling the race. And
then miraculously, I'm not lying, guys, something like out of
the Ten Commandments, the sky's parted, the sun came out,
and the next thing we know that the jet dryers
and all the other things that they used to get
the track straightened up are making their way out onto
(02:36):
the racetrack. And they didn't dry the track, but they
got the excess water off of it were had puddled
up and put these wet weather tires.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
They're just treaded tires.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
They put those on the car and they raced the
last hundred laps with the wet weather tires on the car.
It was some of the most incredible racing I've ever seen.
I've seen a lot of labs. It wasn't the fastest
because the guys had to appreciate, you know, the fact
that the track was still damp. But they were racing
five wide down into the corners and stay in that way.
(03:11):
And it was fun watching the drivers opposite of what
you would think they were looking for where the water
was on the racetrack to keep their tires cool, so
it would collect down on the inside and that's where
they'd all run, you know, like pigs at a feeding trough.
So all the drivers had just incredible it had the
drivers had an opportunity to do a practice lap in
(03:32):
these rain tires. Oh not at that track. No, they
ran the rain tires for a little bit at North
Wilkesboro and maybe at Richmond, but not a track as
big as New Hampshire. I mean, that's that's a mile
in length. Well, so it's a huge breakthrough.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
So will that maybe we won't have rain ouse Does
it depend on the track if they can use these
tires when.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
They've got to develop one for a track bigger than
a mile. But I feel like that that's the next
thing they will do. The one thing people need to
realize is we're not going to see them out there
racing in the rain because you just can't. You can't.
You don't have visibility problem and not having an effective
winds you'll wiper and all that if it's raining. But
(04:18):
say a rain shower comes in and it leaves, instead
of taking two hours to drive the track, they can
be back racing in thirty minutes.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
All right, I like that unless your whole race strategy
is based on that other tire.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Well, but here's the thing. Everybody's in the same boat. Yes,
And there were some people squawking because NASCAR mandated, okay,
you're all going to run the wet weather tires, and
some people are automatically saying, well, they should be able
to choose. We're just we're in day one of this procedure.
Let's let's establish a known and then you can start
(04:54):
letting these teams beside what they want to do.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
That's it, and Christopher Male had it fit figured out.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Man.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
He swept the weekend. How about that the third and wins.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
He is pretty potent little race car drive. He loves
that place in the Infinity races up there. He has
raced in four Infinity races at New Hampshire. He has
won all of them. I mean his his average finish
is one.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
That's that's incredible.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah, sorry, this is sorry, but that was just yeah.
I got the cup guard with his tires and everything
else thrown at him and win.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
He's just money man. He's cool, he performs well under pressure.
He seems to be enjoying it, and not just because
he wanted New Hampshire. I'm starting to think this is
a guy you may want to look at throughout the
season as being somebody that can make a really long
run into the playoffs. He's been into the final four before,
but I think he now believes if I can get there,
(05:54):
I might be able to win the thing. And he
also let the cat out of the bag that case
Briscoe was going to go for Joe Gibbs next year,
taking Trueex's place. I was in the little press conference
there and somebody asked him said, well, how about the
new hierarchy at Joe Gibbs now that TRUEX is gone.
He goes, well, we'll all figure it out, especially when
Chase gets over there. Well, they hadn't even announced that.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Chase pull to John Boy, tell him no secrets.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Many Parsons used to tell me, don't tell me anything
you don't want repeat it.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
It's on Nashville Sunday afternoon race for the Cup Boys
Ally four hundred. Was looking at Dougie Ross.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Testain won this last year and I think I think
he'll have a pretty potent car up here. But as
we go through the year, I'm just feeling like the
number of people that realistically could win get smaller and smaller.
I think this is a great place for Chastain to
maybe repeat he's going to make the playoffs, but you
(07:00):
want to get that win now, so you're not in
position that you may be scrambling at the end of
the day. So Chastain and Chase Elliot, I think I
wanted to keep an eye on this week.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
All right, Chase. All right, Doug, we thank you so much, Buddy,
enjoy your weekend in Nashville. Get that guitar home safe.
We'll be listening to you on the radio, Buddy.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
All right, guys, appreciate y'all.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
All right, my boy, thank you so much. You can
follow a dog on Twitter at or ax so telling
Rice man it now, let's meet the Blonde. Come on, boys,
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Speaker 5 (08:42):
Like today, Good morning?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Lord about it? Oh, Jessic, glad you made it in here. Now,
let's see if we can get another trophy for your city.
You can beat our blonde. Hey, why don't y'all work together?
Speaker 6 (08:57):
No?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
No, Well, starting mythology. She has really been wonderful this week.
We're talking about mythology. So they you know King Midas.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
Oh, who doesn't?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Well, do you know that everything he touched turned to something? Right?
I heard that, Ye, mufflers, of course, gold. There was
one thing he touched though that made him regret ever
having such power. What did King Midas touch? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (09:34):
Yeah, and I heard he was taking a shower when
it happened. You know, no, member, Hey, he never touched
his subjects?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
He no, but what did he he touched a subject?
Speaker 5 (09:52):
No?
Speaker 6 (09:53):
Like his?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
The okay, he never touched his So so the question
was he touched something. They made him regret ever having
that power. So what did he touch?
Speaker 7 (10:06):
Yes, he touched his wife.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Okay, he touched his wife with Chester. Do you agree
or disagree?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
I'm going to disagree.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
All right, Well that was yeah, Yeah, it was his daughter.
You were close, Yeah, okay, his daughter, Yeah, turned her
to go. I regret that. I think was the first
time anybody here has heard that. All right, yes, and
there you go. There's one mail, one more. You're gonna
win this big old prize pack. According to the legend,
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only one person saw Lady Godiva ride neked through the streets.
How did he make his living.
Speaker 7 (10:50):
Selling selling pictures? I'm sure he was a h How
did he make his living?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
He was a baker, baker teaking out his bakery shop
at Lady Goodama Chester. Do you agree or disagree.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
It burn the buns?
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yeah, making doughnuts.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
I'm gonna disagree, disagree.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
And that was the.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
He was a tailor, a tailors whatever. Maybe she just
look sizing her up. I'm gonna make her she can
use some clothes. Don't advertise your our bunny, Taylor Chriss.
Speaker 8 (11:39):
Chester.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Good work there, Barnie, you got the big wilful house
prize back heading you away, buddy.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Yeah knocks, Will appreciates the shout out.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
All right, man, appreciate y'all.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Man.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
He's got a budget, y'all making Big Joe number one
in the morning. Nobody I m z uh huh ain't
mean me bay All right, here's a plan gonna jump out,
cut you up on your new right. On the other side.
The top ten list then was summer camps. Don't send
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your kids up some hang on good Thursday morning, big
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shows on all radio. Here we'll go with that bonus
top ten lists. Baroness. Baroness got the top ten list.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
Are you there?
Speaker 4 (13:01):
You go?
Speaker 9 (13:02):
The top ten summer camps You should not have sent
your kid to number ten. Tommy Leees Camp Kick a Chicky,
Lorraina Bobbits camp.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Cut a Wee Wee number eight.
Speaker 9 (13:19):
Tanya Hardings Camp whackony Me number seven, Kin of Stars
Camp Catch a Crookie Number six, Lewis Farra cons camp
Kill a Whitey Number five. O. J. Simpsons Camp Kill
a Chicky Number four, Michael Jackson's Camp Wanna Be Whitey.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Number three, President Clinton's Camp Get a.
Speaker 10 (13:42):
Hoochie Number two.
Speaker 9 (13:45):
Helen Degenerous Camp a liquor Cooochie Oh who wrote this?
Speaker 5 (13:50):
Man?
Speaker 9 (13:52):
Jackie and the Number one camp should not have sent
your kid to Monica Lewitz's camp sent.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
A Pepe.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
It's a big Shaw on the radio for your Thursday morning.
Well stand, Higgins said he was stopping by the day.
Thank he shows up, just hoping Bath's gonna be here,
but winn and finishes looking around. I'm sure he'll.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Pappy, don't mind if I do, John Boy, Jackie Tater,
Randy Berry on the monitor. What's up?
Speaker 1 (14:47):
You've been absent for a while? Man, what's up?
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Well?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
You know romance, trance.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Negatory nine. Nope, it's over. And I will tell you
this my ball cap, young friend, I will never again
date the the Amish. You know, guys with beards, women,
churning butter, building barns and no electricity. I'm telling you
that lifestyle is problematic.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Stan Dayton an Amish girl. How did that happen?
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Well, I was taking a trip. Have you got a minute.
I was taking a trip to the Poconos and got lost.
I wound up in Pennsylvania, Dutch Country. I was on
the middle of nowhere when I broke down. I'd barely
gotten the hood up when a cow walks up, probably
the carburetor the cow opine. Well that freaked me out.
I mean, the only other talking cow I've ever seen
was Rosie O'Donnell. So I took off running, and about
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a mile down the road I met this Amish guy.
I tell him what happened, and he said, was this
a red cow with a white patch on her forehead?
I said, yep, that's the one. He says, Oh, pape Sie,
no mind. She don't know nothing about cars.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
I've never known a cow will be good with combustion engines.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Ten four Senior. Well, this Amish fella has me stay
at his house while my car is getting repaired. Now
I know that. The Now I know why the Amish
don't have electricity. If they couldn't turn out the lights,
they'd never have any kids. It sounds like you found
a pretty one. Yes, indeedy doo. She was the farmer's daughter.
I believe the phrase is hubba. I couldn't sleep that
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night thinking about her, And the next morning I came
downstairs to find a dozen amlets.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Ah they made breakfast.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Now omelets, amlets, that's what they call Amish children. Oh oh, well,
my car was fixed, so I asked the young lady
if she'd liked to sneak off to town with me
for lunch. We arrived at a little diner and the
special was two hot dogs for a dollar. To my surprise,
she had never had a hat dog before. When they
brought it to the table, she turned pale and looked
at me and said, what part of the dog did
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you get?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Sheltered?
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Live a naive existence, a narrow worldview, don't get out
much as the hipsters say. Well, we got back to
the farming time for a wedding. I was curious to
see what an am my sweating was like. I'll just
say my prisons was awkward. It was awkwardly misplaced, mission uncomfortable,
if you will. I guess what really ruined it was
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when I asked the band if they knew the electric slide.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Romancin quite bloom with the Amish miss.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
I was willing to go the distance, but she wound
up giving me the amish flu.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
I've never heard of that.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Well, nor had I my ballcap young friend, you start
out kind of horse and end up feeling buggy.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Ah, that was a long way to goo for a joke.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Yep, all debate to Pennsylvania. Oh well, if you never
throw out the bait, you never get a bite. Speaking
the witchier flies now like that's an accident. And the
way I go later, Taters who.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Good? More than the big shows on a radio more
big show. Right around the corner.
Speaker 8 (17:46):
This is buzz Nut late with a bulletin Big Show
Knows reporter alive on the scene of a major disaster.
I've never seen such carnage. And may I remind you
that I was at the Great Danna Pass Barbecue eating
the buckle of nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
This is much, much worse. It's a massacre of mammoth proportions.
The tattered caucasses.
Speaker 10 (18:04):
Of other morning shows live in the battlefield.
Speaker 8 (18:06):
You're listening to the victors in this morning radio war,
John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 10 (18:12):
Now, can I turn in my expense receipt?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Good morning, and it's Big Shawn the Radio. This is
your twenty four hour alert. In twenty more hours, we
give away John Boys one of the things, Number one
hundred package, two double x hell embroidered polo shirts, one
from the Aching Polo Club and a golf shirt. Let's
call that. Yeah, I know, just miss the rough and
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tough golf carts right before your summertime wardrobe can't be topical.
Get your name of the hat. We announced the winter
one day from right now, twenty four hours. I'll go
with them. Fun good morning, got the big shoon the
radio coming up. We play wordy word for a big
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old mount Olive pickles prize pack, clues, mount Olive hat,
T shirt and the three back of pickle juicers. Hang on,
we'll play Ford minutes first. Here's a god'd been looking
forward to getting on the big show. Pat McGann, good morning.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Path Hey, good morning, John Boy Horight.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Hey man doing awesome. Thank you for joining us this morning.
Buddy Man, I love it. I like a family man
that makes his living on the road and it includes
his family doing that. Pat, I'm impressed with you, buddy.
Speaker 6 (20:04):
Well, you know what, That's all I can talk about
because they they've taken over my life, especially the kids sports,
which is insane.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Oh what are you playing?
Speaker 3 (20:13):
I got one playing hockey? Now, I got one playing hockey.
He did hit a tryout and he's in third grade.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (20:18):
The tryout was can he come up with twenty five
hundred dollars. Wow, I'm driving them to their rink. Gotta
get him. You know, he's got to be there an
hour early. He always just telling me, you got to
be It's like, are we catching a flight?
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Are you playing?
Speaker 6 (20:34):
Other coach said I got to be there? Coach said
I got to be there hours. Like, do you tell
your coach you don't have a car.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
That's a point.
Speaker 6 (20:47):
You tell your coach you were born in twenty fourteen. Oh,
but so I'm not the only one I got. I
got one playing baseball too. And he has to bring
his own equipment. They used to have the equipment.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Remember that the coach had a tuffle bag.
Speaker 6 (21:06):
Right now now they have a it's embroidered, got the
team name on it, but there's nothing in it.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
You bring your own. My son has his own bat.
Speaker 6 (21:18):
He's like, why does my my son has seen three
good pitches all year?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
His bat was.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Three hundred and forty dollars handed.
Speaker 6 (21:25):
It's like, can you hand it to the next kid
when you're done striking out with it? Why are we
We have four thousand dollars worth of bats in the
dugout and we have two hits.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
But now now you got three children we got. We
got one playing hockey, one playing baseball. What about the
other one? Old enough yet?
Speaker 6 (21:48):
Well, my daughter is a she plays basketball, so and
I like she actually listens, and her teammates they listen,
you know, because I try and coach my son's team.
And you know, they can't teach them about the game.
You have to teach them about life, you know. I
try and like, hey, get on the baseline, I'm gonna
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teach you guys how to not call your Grandma Burrow. Yeah,
but they're all busy, man, they got a lot going on.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
And when they're not playing the sport, they're on their screen.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
You know.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
They don't call anybody. They just text.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
I could tell my daughter, like, hey call nine one one,
she'd be like, can I just text them?
Speaker 7 (22:39):
What do I say?
Speaker 3 (22:41):
They're always on the screen, and they're never charged. These screens,
you know, they don't charge. My kids are always plugged
in the water.
Speaker 6 (22:47):
They're sitting on the floor like they're stranded at the
airport outlet. We're doomed, like all the electric cars. You
see the electric cars. Ten years from now, it's gonna
be all broken down. Our kids standing outside of them,
on the side of the road, just like I thought.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
I could get there. It was that three percent.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Yeah, uh, you know, wou'd be fun to put a
rotary phone in front of and see you see if they.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Go, oh yeah, try and make this work.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
That is the man, that is the You a funny rascal, y'all.
Pat McGahan twenty twenty four. Tour gonna be all right,
Well let's start looking at it. July eleventh will be
in Norfolk, Virginia. The Scope Arena. You guys play big
rooms man, Oh and a Fesco. He got it going on, don't.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
He really does.
Speaker 6 (23:46):
There are now a lot of comics doing what Sebastian's doing.
You know, he's doing all arenas on this tour, and
it's gonna be pretty wild.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
It's uh, it's a lot of fun.
Speaker 6 (23:55):
And you know what, I find that these audiences are
a lot more appreciative of live and our more than ever.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
It's a communal experience.
Speaker 6 (24:03):
You know, we gotta get out together, we gotta be
laughing together, we gotta feel each other.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Not maybe literally, but you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
You gotta or you can, or you can.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Get permission, Get permission. That's what I'm trying to.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Say get two eleven, twelve, thirteen right in the road.
You got Norfolk, Raleigh, North Carolina, Ashville, North Carolina. Oh
well good, you're gonna be up Harris too, and in
the mountains. That's cool. Jacksonville, Florida's found in Georgia, Atlanta, Nashville, Orlando.
Where are y' all listening to the big show? Right now?
You can go to Pat McGahn Comedy p A T
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mc little c g a n ncomedy dot com. That
the that'll get to get you tickets and get you
lined up, make sure you got a seat. But sold
out shows you guys, man, I saw y'all sold out
Madison Square Garden for like a few nights in the road.
Speaker 6 (24:59):
Yeah, and again that's Sebastian doing all that. I just
show up and try and get them warmed up. Uh,
but yeah, it's uh, it's pretty wild. We get to
do these venues and go into these cities and really
looking forward to getting back out there. And it should
be it should be a fun summer.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Awesome man, Well, kissing kids and uh, come by, drop
by and see you sometime when you when you close
the Charlotte Buddy, we appreciate you.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
I definitely will do that. I appreciate you, guys. Happy,
Thanks Joan boy, all right.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Man, thank you buddy. Pat McGahan, you follow him on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter,
ex you know on all deal. I'm like exits Twitter Now,
who can be topical?
Speaker 7 (25:34):
You're covering it for us and he can catch his
videos on YouTube too.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
It's awesome. Yeah cool, but you take to turned me
over here about it's very nice man. I like that guy. Yeah,
that's good boy. Oh by, all right, let's play wordy wordy'
all one night hundred Big Show. You told free line,
Come on and get a couple of contestants and play next.
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Good Thursday morning, Big Show is on radio. Feature track
from The Big Show, Big Box Reverend beller Ray Collins,
John's Inn on Caitlen gender. There's the keywords college gender.
There's a big box at the Big Show dot com
click out on their contest one you can't get through.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
We'll call you Lisa and everybody's head about the bet
the big.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
A wordy word of the worthy word. Let's meet the contestants.
We got Joseph from Charlotte, North Carolina. Good Morning's Joseph,
Good morning everybody welcome, and we got Donnie from New Martinsville,
West Virginia. Good morning, Donnie, Good morning, morning buddy. All right, Donnie,
your own team, Tater Tater. There's Donna right there, Joseph,
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he'll be John Bourne. Joseph. All right, boss, don't distract
my contestants. All right, Donna, you relax. Me and Joseph
go for the first thirty seconds. All right, Joseph, are
you ready?
Speaker 11 (27:23):
I am?
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Okay, start the clock. Now. When the baby's born, you
cut the umbilical cord. Yeah, uh huh. Peter Blank would
never grow up. He wore green, He flew around with tinkerbell.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Peter Peter tam Yes.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Uh huh, all right, not a square, but a yes,
a many blank. Married man drives a mini man. Yeah,
uh huh. This was a music craze in the seventies,
glitter and stuff, Donna Summer. Yeah, oh right, good work.
We put a five on the board. Good work with
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a five, Joseph. And now let's see what Donnia Taylor
can do with their round one. You ready, Donnie, yes, sir,
all right, brand new word and go.
Speaker 7 (28:13):
You sit in one of these when you're at your desk. Yes, hey,
I double dog blank you dare?
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (28:22):
Hey, the oscars are these the academy? Blank?
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Yes? Blank? A book?
Speaker 7 (28:29):
Don't no, don't no you yes, you get your arm
in a cast because it is what broken? Yes, sir,
you smell with this on your face. Nose you you get,
you get when you get.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
When you when you when you good. I'm glad you
finally got hung up on a roll there put a
six on the board to take the lead by one.
All right, okay, got a good game going. Here was Joseph,
me and you for round two? Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (29:00):
All right?
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Start to clock. Now, give me an aspirin I'm in yes,
uh huh, all right, your bones are covered with this,
all of your body you get, yes, uh huh, all right,
you gotta have this. I have blank in the Lord
have faith? Yes, uh huh. A blank house, a ghost
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will blank, a house haunted? Yeah, uh huh. A blank miner,
you go down in the ground dig four? What uh
gold miner? No? No, no, no, yes, yes, good word bunny. Alright,
then what we put on that? Another five? All right,
there'd be a ten score. So Donnie and Tater four
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will tie, just four will tie. Get out of her
head where you are going, man, there shall be no
problem whatsoever.
Speaker 7 (29:50):
Stop it ready, go spiral one of these. It takes
you to the second No, it takes you to the
second floor. A spiral stairs, say the whole thing. It's
a spiral.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
Nope.
Speaker 7 (30:06):
Yes, what is your mailing blank address? Yes, to serve
and to blank and yep, oh h you're the police.
Will serve and blank you?
Speaker 4 (30:20):
Yes you you?
Speaker 7 (30:22):
Uh god, we blank.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Trust for the four out of overtime. I mean right good.
Just what you had to do to tie up boys.
So let's see if we can settle this in a
fifteen second overtime. All right, Joseph, me and you buddy,
(30:46):
We've only got fifteen seconds. Are you ready? We can
do it? All right? Start the clock now. Harley Davidson
is a type of motorcycle. Uh huh. You fly this
when you win the championship. You hang a what in
the arena? They hang a watch?
Speaker 10 (31:05):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Uh huh. Your driver's blank. You gotta have one your drivers, yes,
and a boy. We put a three on the board
right there, So Donnie and Tatter for your fifteen seconds
of three will force double overtime of four, will win
it too, won't do it ready ready, Donnie, Yes, sir,
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ain't go.
Speaker 7 (31:27):
A garden blank will come before your steak? What a
garden blank before your steak? It's in a boy, it's
in your bowl. Oh oh yes, yes, yeah, what a blank?
Speaker 4 (31:43):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (31:46):
No, yes, and not glad enough or there three to
one in overtime, Joseph Charlotte wins a good game. That
was a good game, Donnie. You can try again anytime, buddy.
We sure appreciate you.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Hey, John boy, Yeah, man, I want to do one
of those uh did you guys the skits you got
to do.
Speaker 9 (32:05):
At the end of the show.
Speaker 12 (32:07):
Right, there's there's a one that I want to hear.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
All right, what you got.
Speaker 12 (32:12):
It's a guy that calls him late to work because
he's seen a car crash and the guy gets beat
up by four old women.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
What you talked about?
Speaker 4 (32:20):
We got you?
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Yes, all right, Well for me, we will do that
for a request a bit for you, donn It's just
for you, buddy, all right, man, appreciate it might not
be today, but it'll be the next day. Oh all right,
And Joseph, you get the big old mount Olives pickles
prize pack for your victory. Good work. Awesome thank you.
All right, buddy, good morning, I got the big sew
(32:44):
on the radio time with the bid request. We got
Ryan who played wordy word earlier this week. He's thirty
five and listening since he was a kid with his
dad who was a coal miner. Now Ryan listens still
to this day with his son, who is nine years old.
I want you to know what a big part of
this morning y'all are. That is so cool. Thank you
(33:04):
for letting us know that. Appreciate our listeners reaching out,
letting us know about You've been with us a long
time man. We appreciate you. So he wants here, married man.
We can make that happen. Ryan coming up next. Good morning,
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it's a big show on the radio. Requesting bit from
Ryan out of West Virginia and now listening to the
Big Show with his son as he was raised listening
to the Big Show with his dad. That's so awesome.
All right, Ryan's with big on. You know that feels now?
Be married man?
Speaker 5 (34:10):
Married man?
Speaker 12 (34:11):
Married man drives around in a minivan, god a wife
and some kids.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
His whole life's on the skids. Hey, there there goes
a married man. How's he feel? Listen, dude, this poor
guy's really screwed hanging on. Buy a bread cord of milk,
loaf of bread.
Speaker 13 (34:33):
Hey, there there goes a married man, got a big
gas grill, buys his clothes at the gap, and he's
just about hanging.
Speaker 5 (34:45):
On for this crime.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Married man, married.
Speaker 12 (34:49):
Man, friendly neighborhood, married man.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Life for him has nothing.
Speaker 12 (34:54):
Wife or let him do what they She says, it's
about tim, he grew up.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Well, there's a school. Look, you'll find them, married man.
Speaker 12 (35:05):
As our story opens, married man and his crime fighting
colleagues are aboard the minivan after an eventful visit to
the Brushywood Nuclear Station.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Move over, Ledford, you're hogging the sea.
Speaker 13 (35:17):
You know you could ask nice, oh drooper, jars are
ain't much on people skills, is it?
Speaker 1 (35:21):
You get that right?
Speaker 12 (35:24):
Hold it down just per second, guys. Hello, Hi, honey bunny. Yes,
I know. I said i'd be home soon. But we
hit a little snag at the nuclear plant while we
were trying to give ourselves superpowers. Well remember how we
zapped drinking buddy with radiation and he turned into this giant,
hulking monster. Well we zapped him again and he split
(35:44):
into two identical twins. We're kind of trying to get
him put back together right now. What Yes, both of
them are big drinkers. Yes, I know you're making kariaki
pot rose for dinner. With any luck at all, I'll
be home in one hour or so. Okay, honey, by.
Speaker 13 (36:01):
Hey, big guy, did it hurt?
Speaker 11 (36:03):
Did what hurt?
Speaker 13 (36:04):
When your wife stuck that ring in your nose? Going,
big guy?
Speaker 1 (36:10):
So where are we going? Anyway?
Speaker 12 (36:12):
To see a friend of mine over at the college.
If anybody can figure out how to put Humpty and
Dumpty back together again, it's him.
Speaker 13 (36:19):
Hey, big guy, sure would be nice to stop out
somewheres for a cockcaill like what you think, big guy?
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Hey' was not the lae.
Speaker 7 (36:26):
You know.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
There's only two of him, but he's three times as annoying.
Speaker 12 (36:32):
More months later, that dsfunctional super quartet arrive at the destination.
Speaker 10 (36:38):
Oh well, well, married man, nice to see you.
Speaker 12 (36:41):
You'll come on in the lay out the old friend
sherman klump. This is my crime fighting side college buddy.
This is our new associate drinking buddy, and so is
this evening professor.
Speaker 13 (36:52):
What's up doctor, going, big guy.
Speaker 11 (36:55):
We really appreciate you meeting us like this.
Speaker 10 (36:57):
Oh, no problem, family, and I would just hit it
out to the cafeteria when you.
Speaker 11 (37:01):
Call your family's here.
Speaker 10 (37:02):
Yep, folks, I'd like you to meet Central Cities number
one superhero married man.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Oh this is.
Speaker 10 (37:08):
Just fair by Loss, a real life celebrity married man,
married man, married man. Look who you got with it.
It's the before and before twin hout your.
Speaker 14 (37:17):
Mouth, that's gonna tag along My blood sugar, gonna get
messed up if I don't have something to eat.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
Party so one woman.
Speaker 10 (37:25):
Man ain't got time to hear about all your little
eggs and pain.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
Matter back up out of my face. Yah clearest for
id lace, snick down on you.
Speaker 10 (37:31):
Well, bring on the noise, bring on the funk, mama
clears please.
Speaker 12 (37:35):
Uh So, professor, what's your take on our little situation here.
Speaker 10 (37:40):
Well, according to some research I've done on the subject,
it's theoretically possible to recombine your twin friends here into
a single entity. In fact, I've developed a special experimental
procedure that'll do just that. First that each of you
needs to take a drink of this special formula. I'll
just pourt in these test tubes here.
Speaker 13 (37:58):
Hey, big guy, I got a shock aybody's mentality. Man, Hey,
it's a small world, ain't it.
Speaker 5 (38:04):
I heard that?
Speaker 9 (38:04):
Okay, okay, you're just alike.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
We got it.
Speaker 10 (38:08):
Now here you go phillis now and drink that down.
Speaker 13 (38:16):
Who as my strong begun things kind of like turpentine
and he would know?
Speaker 11 (38:22):
Okay?
Speaker 10 (38:23):
Now, what will the formulas temporarily destabilize your friend's molecular structure?
Speaker 11 (38:28):
You kidding?
Speaker 1 (38:28):
He's been to stabilized since the late seventies.
Speaker 10 (38:31):
Now I want you, gentlemen, to stand at the opposite
sides of the room and to run toward each other
as fast as you can.
Speaker 12 (38:37):
Well, assuming that they're actually capable of pulling that off.
Speaker 11 (38:40):
What's gonna happen?
Speaker 10 (38:42):
Well, you see, when they collide, the impact should drive
their unstable molecules back together, turning the twins back into
a single entity.
Speaker 11 (38:49):
Sounds good to me.
Speaker 12 (38:50):
Okay, drinking buddies on your marks, get set go red Rover,
Red Rover, send me right over. Drinking buddies lurch toward
each other and collide with a resounding impact.
Speaker 11 (39:06):
Great, Caesar's goat, They're back together.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
You know, all that running made me kind of thirsty.
Hate lay, doc, you got anything to drink?
Speaker 4 (39:14):
Around here.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
It worked. He's back to his old self. Sherman, you're
a genius. Yeah, we got our drunk back that ought
to win him the Nobel prize.
Speaker 14 (39:24):
Y'all ain't gotta run right off, now, do you. I
kind of like to get to know you a little
bit of their superman that's married man. Oh, look at
them tight. I got a nice zique one old fella. Hey,
any chance of y'all zapping this one hit too? I
wouldn't mind running off three or fall copies of hemn't.
Speaker 4 (39:46):
Keep running out.
Speaker 11 (39:47):
No offense, man, But you're creeping me out, and so.
Speaker 12 (39:53):
All by drinking buddies are reunited again. We'll leave it
to you whether or not that's a good thing. Kill
and again next time when we'll hear Granny say, if
you go out rank form all mytremonial marbles, don't mess on.
Next speak tightening adventure, Same married time, same married channel.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
Well there's a school you'll find them married. Nine good morning,
(40:43):
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Speaker 5 (41:00):
Gender, Wells, of Morning There, John mooyn Billy and good
morning to all out but of it friends other than
radio Land, This here's the Reverend Billy Ray Collins from
the Sword of Joshua, Independent Fools. That's for Penny Coachal
Assembly just off Steve Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. Well, friends,
A big part of my ministry is staying on top
(41:23):
of all hot popular culture to see what kind of
unholy celebrity nonsense I need to be pitching against. But
this is here, where Bruce Gender is turning from a
man to a woman, is about to wear me slap aisles.
As much as I'd like to not pay no attention
(41:44):
to mister Gender and the rest of the Kardashermites, the
folks in the mainstream media won't let me not care
about it. These TV people are prom eat up with it.
And this isn't here is a extree special kind of weird.
I mean, a lot of you transgenental folks don't seem
(42:05):
to be written as much as a man or a woman.
I mean, Sonny and Chair's little daughter Chaz changed over
a wall back tell you the truth. She ain't got
a whole lot to show for her. She thought making
the switch was gonna turn her into George Clooney. She
come out looking more like George Zimmerman with a tiroid drop.
(42:29):
On the other hand, Bruce Jender seems like he was
humming along pretty good as a man. He was a
right handsome fella, o Limpid gold medalist, had six kids,
got to play the daddy on the TV show Why
most of folks who call that American success story. Oh,
but none of that really made him happy. Apparently he
(42:52):
really wants to be the girls basketball coach at some
no name community college in Oklahoma. Preacher, don't you get it?
That's who he really is. He was born a man,
but he's always felt like a woman. Well, honey, one time,
my alcoholic uncle Joe stuck a kickstand down in the
(43:14):
front of his breeches and said, from here on out,
I'm a bicycle. We didn't give him the Peace Prize
at the Espiel ward. We put him in the hospital. Now,
some folks say, Preacher, how come you talk about old
Caitlin gender so much? It's like you're obsessed oh I
am huh. Well, this book has been on the front
(43:36):
of People magazine every week for the last six months.
He's on the Access Hellywood every ten minutes. Now he's
got his own TV show. But I'm the one that
can't let it go. Well, I reckon, I better check
myself before I wreck myself. You know, I never thought
i'd say this, I sure do, Miss Old Ozzie Osmond.
(43:58):
This is a sorry time for popular culture, but we
made it to Lady God, John and Honey Googo and
Donald Trump running for president with the Lord's help, I reckon,
we'll make it through this and too and the quote
Old Forrest Grump, That's all I got to say about that.
(44:18):
Always an open door and a double dose of a
God Gonnis truth. At the Sword of Joshua, Independent Full Gospel,
Pennycostal Assembly, just off State Road twenty three on the
by Road. This is Reverend Billy Ray Collins reminding you
it's time to turn, so you don't burn John Warren,
Billy you'll keep them straight up.
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