August 8, 2024 • 43 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, John Boy searches the stars for the hidden personalities of our Big Show Family by consulting his pocket sized Fortune Teller’s book - (the same one he will give away this Friday).. - Willie P. Richardson’s birthday is today, so will play one of his phone pranks.. - The Big Show Drive In Theater is still in business and we’ll run down this week’s lineup.. - Angry Pillars ticks off the 10 signs he’s old.. - Gary Busey jots an entry into his diary.. - Oliver proves that the truth hurts.. - and Mr. Haney will close out the show today with Rump University..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Tag and Jeff.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
You know, despite what you might think, I stay busy, okay,
always undergo rushing, running, planning my next inevitable failure. So
out of necessity, I stop at a lot of fast food joints. FYI,
there aren't enough burger kings. I find the mascot charmingly disturbing.
Just once, just once, I'd like to hit the drive
through without some annoying dingus harshingmimellow. Can somebody give me
(01:01):
a break? Can I get one damn break? Here are
the top ten annoying morons in the drive room. Number ten,
the stupid turd and the dots and hatchback that doesn't
understand what pull up to the second window means. Number
nine the family of four ordering enough food for forty
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people have another drumstick tubby. Number eight the mouth breather
the things constantly honking his horn will make things move faster.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
How'd you like to make that sound?
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Walking?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Number seven? Little p d peckerhead who won't move up
because he's busy watching porn on his phone. Wow. Number
six the spaced out doper dog trying to give his
order to the clown statue.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Number five.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
The entitled millennial halfwit with Coexist and Peace bumper stickers
screaming obscenities at the guy with the Maga bumper sticker.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Number four, the old guy who thinks this is the bank.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Number three the green freak whose electric car battery died
and is wandering around with an extensive cord.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Thanks for saving the planet.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
If five fish sandwiches pulled, it's your ass mat Number
two the fat girl having a fistfight through the window
because they don't have enough chicken nikets, And the number
one person I hate at the fast food drive through,
whiz me making another bad diet decision. I got a
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lot of problems with your People's a lot to unpack there,
so you will.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Let you get to it. In a second.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Let's play Beating the Blonde one eight hundred Big Show
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play next.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
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Com it right now. It's time of Beat the Blonde.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Let's me dot contestant logan from a weird in West Virginia.
Good morning, logan, goome on, John boy, Buddy, Welcome, I
love and we go.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
We're gonna ask Tada some questions.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
You agree or disagree whether you think she is right
or wrong? All right, two bells before, two buzzers and
you win.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
That easy, all right, logan, we'll do this, we'll go there.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Well, Marcy Kenny, X ray scanners used by airport security
adversely affect a man's romantic life.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
I think that would depend on what they pull out
of his bag.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Would be.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
No, no, it can't affect his life. Come on, they're safe.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
No, no, she says logan, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 7 (04:49):
I agree, John boy, I agree to that.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
And that's the thing to do. No, they emit no
more radiation than a standard TV set.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
We know how much time spitting in front of those.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Yeah, that's what we don't worry about.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
A good word, logan, One more bell, get you the
prize by so tighter. According to Dear Abby, okay, Connecticut
men look at a woman's legs first. What do California
men look at first?
Speaker 6 (05:21):
Other California men. That girl over there knows what I'm
talking about. They look at the heine first.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
The heinee Logan, what Dator says, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 8 (05:40):
I disagree.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
I disagree with that.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I disagree with that. Well, wow, that was a thing
to do.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
They look at so logan, would you like to take
a guess what they do look At first, I said,
they look at the breast. Yeah right, what Logan's on
a roll there. I love your good work by the
Southern East pets. Back head up to wording for you.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
All right, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Do you have a shout out possible?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Yes, you may.
Speaker 8 (06:15):
I'm gonna get a shout out to my mom and
dad telling me love him very much and also same
my brother.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
And that's it.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
We'll love him there.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Appresheatee you and yours listening to the big show Logan's parents.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
It's a bottom of the hour. Here comes the top
of your news. On the other side of Gary Busey.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Bonus abu say, Thursday morning, h.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Excuse my ex spouse had the house trouble at home.
John No, just singing my troubles away around there right now,
speaking of troubles, here we go.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
It's time for the Diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Dear diary, this is Gary beaucy Well Diary. Instead of
taking some sort of laborous Hollywood vacation some exotic locale,
I decided to get back to my roots and visit
some kinfolk I know. Stayed with my uncle who used
(08:02):
to be a state executioner, old Noosey Bucy retired a
couple of years ago.
Speaker 9 (08:09):
Bought him a cattle rash. Seemed like the right guy
to hang with, no pun intended.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Sorry, dope, there ain't no hope. Noocy Busey's coming, and
he's got the rope. It's a dangler.
Speaker 9 (08:23):
Oklahoma in the summertime is a straight up endurance test.
He had gotta get up early in the morning, get
them chores done to.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Beat the heat.
Speaker 9 (08:33):
Thankfully, I haven't let my superstar status corrupt my country ways.
I'm up at the crack of dawn drinking coffee and
peeling off the porch. And I do the same thing
in Oklahoma watching my cousin mother Goosey Baucy round up
the geese for feeding. Oh, she does a bang up job,
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probably because she's kind of built like one of the
butt long neck walls. Round with that bucket going ha hal.
They trail right along. After a big breakfast of beef,
steak and bourbon, it's off to the milking bard. I
don't know what it is, but cows love me, whether
(09:16):
it's two legs or four. Heifer's got a sweet spot
for that solid gold beusy charm. Time's hant changed since
I was a kid. Milk's been all being done by
machine these days. But I got a chance to break
out my manual skills. Old number of forty three. Wasn't
given the goods like she used to. Uncle Nucy was
(09:38):
talking about putting her out to breed, and I said, Uncle,
give me a shot at her. So I grabbed that
little stool and I sidled up to her. I closed
my eyes and grabbed a hold of that udder, and
I thought back to the days of doing dinner theater
with the likes of Barbara Eden Elkie Summer and Sti Miles.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Yea yeah, yah, yea, yeah, yea, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 9 (10:05):
I was sitting there whispering sweet nothing's to her, and
then glorious, magical beaucy hands go to squeezing and a
rubbing and a tugging, and before you know it, she's
giving me buckets left hand, right hand, left hand, right hand.
I think I overdid it a bit, because by the
end she was putting out whipped cream.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
And licking my ear.
Speaker 9 (10:26):
Loverboy Abucy smooth of silk, talking dirty, and getting milk
lactose intolerant. Being a veteran of navigating the Hollywood Melliu.
I'm an old hand dealing with manure, bull, horse, pig, agent, manager, publicist.
(10:47):
It all smells the same, brother. The only difference, Diary
is that critter crap doesn't cost you fifteen percent of
your paycheck. In fact, I'm a by God authority on
all things fertilizer, great Granny, dub me deucey beaucy. See,
all crap is different in texture. Horse is nice. It's
(11:11):
like shoveling tennis balls. Happy little compact turns. Only downside
is that they tend to roll. You get a good roller,
and all of a sudden you're in a silent movie
chasing a low meadow, muffing around the barnyard like Harold Lloyd.
Cow pies are pretty much how they sound, like someone
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dumped a chocolate pie upside down in the pasture. Most
times a hayfork will get it up in one chunk.
But pig dump or get the hay fork. It's like
eating soup with chopsticks. Get the snowshovel. This enough why
I have fifty pound hog produces three hundred pounds of
(11:52):
stool a day. Now I know how.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Gerald McCraney feels hell burk.
Speaker 9 (11:59):
Please will say it's too much work to shed them
extra pounds at you put on.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
And what would Gerald say when.
Speaker 9 (12:10):
He sees how much you weigh? He looked down at
that scale and he'll be gone, Boy, howdy, Diary, there ain't.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Nothing like country cooking.
Speaker 9 (12:26):
Farmed of plates, vegetables, make grown mango vegetarian. I had
me a hankering for some fresh corn on the cob
and okra, but unfortunately I over did it, just a
little teeny tiny bent. The oprah went right through me
and I didn't quite make it to the outhouse. The
corn was of my undercooked and when I cut loose,
(12:48):
it was like a Dick Tracy machine gun. Knocked the
hat off my hermit granddad reclusive music, killed two chickens,
broke ten jars of preserves, and dented the hell out
of the fender on the old John Deere tractor. On
the upside, my colon is cleaner than a kitten's ear.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Be iile.
Speaker 9 (13:15):
Well, Diary, I got the ski daddle. I'm taking Katie, Segall,
Judith Light and Yasmine Bleath up to knots Berry Farm
for country fair days.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
We're entered in the milking competition. Old habits are hard
to break Hong Kong.
Speaker 9 (13:36):
Until next time, Diary x's and oils Gary.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
But you see, good morning, Big Show is on the radio.
(14:12):
We are twenty minutes away from Taylor Tainment News.
Speaker 10 (14:15):
But right now, once again, the world comes together for
the Olympic Games. And this ain't that weak ass off
ya JV. Winter Olympics, Chazz. This here is the Summer Games,
the real Olympics, with swimming, gymnastics, track and field, and
(14:37):
my personal favorite women's beach and volleyball in the as Lord.
The Summer Games introduced the world to all time sports
legends like Jesse Owens, Mark Spitz, Karl Lewis, Jackie Joinner Kersey,
and Caitlin Jenner when she was still in the men's division.
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They competed in different sports, but they were all part
of America's team. This year, Team USA is going for
the gold, armed with a lifetime of preparation, a will
to win, and a goodie bag with forty two condoms
in it. That's right, forty two. Whose world record are
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they trying to break? Will Chamberlain. This summer the world's
best athletes and the Paris where they will be treated
to beds made of cardboard, no air conditioning, substandard accommodations,
food rationing, and knew this year a raw sewage system
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that frequently overflows into the Seine River where triathletes are
scheduled to compete. Careful swimmers that might not be a
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was Detroit booked already, But there's one company that's gonna
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Uh okay, it's gonna look like a bugger justin Timberlake.
I told you guys about his being arrested for the DUI.
Speaker 7 (20:11):
Right.
Speaker 6 (20:12):
Well, last Friday was his hearing. He zoomed into the
hearing from a tour stop in Belgium and he got
a serious tongue lashing that also mentioned his refusal to
take a breathalyzer test at the time that he was
pulled over. So the judge, the New York judge, what
haven't it He says, that is an offense that gets
a mandatory suspension, and that is what happened.
Speaker 11 (20:33):
The judge took away his license.
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But he's in Belgium.
Speaker 6 (20:36):
He's in Belgium right now, not really needing to drive much. Yeah,
but yeah, it's probably what he thought.
Speaker 5 (20:42):
He was like, Okay, yeah, I take it. I really
needed I'm in Belgium for a while.
Speaker 6 (20:47):
So he wasn't the only one who got a SmackDown.
His attorney was reprimanded for irresponsible comments that he made
at a hearing last month, and the judge also threatened
a gag order if the attorney keeps.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
Talking about the case in public.
Speaker 12 (21:00):
That's a pretty seager talk.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
So that is done in behind.
Speaker 6 (21:07):
Justin Britney, his ex girlfriend from a long time ago.
Her memoir The Woman in Me will become a movie.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (21:16):
Universal won the rights to the to make a movie
about her, her life, her turmoiled life. John chu is
tapped to direct it. She will be involved in production
and she will be a consult on the film to
make sure that they keep it authentic her her.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
So she won't playing her.
Speaker 6 (21:38):
Now someone will be playing her. She'll probably be part
of picking out that actress.
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Yeah, they'll probably hire somebody with talent.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
So, uh.
Speaker 6 (21:47):
You know, it was mentioned that the river to which
the triathletes were supposed to swim in.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
Was a mess.
Speaker 6 (21:54):
Well, they actually did get to swim in it, so
they did swim after rain delay. One of the try
athletes said at the finish line, quote I felt things
during the swim. I saw things in that river that
I don't want to think about.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (22:06):
And another one, another athlete, express concern about post race
intestinal distress, saying, quote, I accidentally.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
Swallowed a lot of river water.
Speaker 6 (22:18):
So Paris spent billions trying to clean up that polluted river.
As we heard Randy tell us about the Mary even
took a quick little swim to prove that it's safe.
But the torrential rains during the opening ceremonies swept raw
sewage into the river, so you know, they delayed that
the triathletes were supposed to race sooner rather than later.
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So then they were like, oh, yeah, it's fine, now
go ahead. And they were like, I don't know what
that was, touched my leg train, all that, all that time,
four years for that, and then you're like, hmm, can't
we use the pool. I'll be like and Tom Cruise,
TMZ got the scoop on the Olympics closing ceremony that
will involve Tom Cruise pull in a couple stunts and
(23:01):
one of them is.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
Going to do live because that's how Tom rolls.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (23:05):
A portion of the ceremony is dedicated to the host
city passing the baton to the next city, which is
Los Angeles for twenty twenty eight, and the Mayor of
Paris will have a business like handoff to the La
Mayor and Tom Cruise is going to do He's going
to repel down the Paris Stadium carrying the official Olympic
flag featuring the five rings. So I. And then there's
(23:28):
another one that they haven't mentioned that he will do.
He Oh, he will skydive onto the famous Hollywood Sign.
Speaker 11 (23:33):
What oh for the for the passing.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
Of the torch.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Oh, the toys.
Speaker 5 (23:38):
So he'll be at lay So.
Speaker 6 (23:40):
I guess we'll be the video of him doing the
flag and then him landing live on the Hollywood Sign. Oh.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
He'll be everybody.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
Let's watch that someday.
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How about that. We got Mark S from iidther Alabama.
Speaker 7 (25:14):
Good morning Mark, Good morning, John, morning Buddy.
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And we got Mark R. From Huntsville, Alabama. Good morning, Mark,
go out, good morning. Hey, a couple of marks.
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I like it.
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It's like it was meant to be, all right, liking
up Brian, Mark R. You got TYR from Marcus on.
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The John Boy's side. All right, boys, good luck to you.
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So Mark harr relaxs, Marcus. Let's step up and see
what we can do here, buddy. Okay, okay, right there,
you holler him out. Start the clock. Now you go
to the barber to get a.
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Hair cut.
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That right? You go see a film in the movie
what Yeah, when you go down the road.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
You gotta pay a blank a blank road. Got to
pay money.
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Yeah, that's it. Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Don't get stuck on the railroad. Yeah, I'm aware blank at.
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Full Moon aware?
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What yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Uh huh. Twenty five corner is.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
A okay, don't go ahead and say it what I'm
trying to get Mart to say it? So Mark RR
wouldn't have an easy on Mark as are you still there?
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Do you just go on?
Speaker 7 (26:46):
No?
Speaker 3 (26:46):
I okay, good, okay.
Speaker 11 (26:48):
He knows the rules and he knows not to shout
it out after the timers stop.
Speaker 5 (26:54):
You're trying to make him cheat.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
That's not really a cheat. How tough is it? It's energy?
Mark R Are you ready? I'm ready and.
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Go?
Speaker 11 (27:11):
Hey what is that? It's I have one twenty five
cent piece?
Speaker 3 (27:14):
It's one.
Speaker 6 (27:15):
What No, it's like you have dollars and you have yeah, yeah,
but what do they call the metal?
Speaker 11 (27:23):
They call it? When you have it, You're like, hey.
Speaker 6 (27:26):
Yeah they do it's uh two blank enough fountain?
Speaker 8 (27:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (27:34):
Uh, you put a blank in the jukebox. It's what
it's what you call.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
It's what you call.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Yes, that is the hardest you've ever had to work
for a one?
Speaker 4 (27:51):
You know.
Speaker 11 (27:51):
I wish Mark would have just said it after the buzz.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
No, you never know what's going to happen. That's why
great game Jack. I had to hit Jack.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
I never hit. It was very distracted.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
All right, five to one after round one? All right, marquess,
are you ready, sir? Brand new word? Start the clock. Now,
jump in the pool and take a swim.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Yes, all right?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Uh chicken, do you want a breast or a not
a leg? A breast leg or.
Speaker 8 (28:29):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Uh huh. Hey, this is a blank ad. You take
one of one of these out. It's a blank ad.
It's very just to me only it's.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Very what it's got to be a better clue for
that word. You're gonna be like your workforce is your No,
he would never got there. All right, my bad, Mark,
Now you're all after the bus.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Up your mind.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
He alight a total of seven for Margas, So Margar
you and ty Doll six will tie and it will
be a minor miracle.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Ready, go, Hey, it was just a joke.
Speaker 11 (29:20):
Don't take it blank serious. Yeah, don't take it just
to yourself. Don't take it so, don't don't take it wrong.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Yes, hey you have this.
Speaker 6 (29:31):
You women will have ear rings because they they blanked
their ear here.
Speaker 11 (29:37):
Yes, hey, uh you go to school to do this.
Speaker 9 (29:41):
Learn.
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Yes, you cook in here, you cook in the in
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Seven to five. But Mark R what a great comeback.
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Since we all were stuck on points.
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Had to eat my wordy words.
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You know, Jackie and I noticed that when you were
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husb became yeah yeah, so.
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You read my wordy word moves yeah yeah, yeah, Well
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Go No, I would like to shout out to my
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Mark, glad you got through and won you a big
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At the end. That's where you gotta perform there.
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Yeah, yeah, anything, how about right now?
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Oliver is my favorite. Please play that guy for me.
You got it, Mike coming up next. Good morning, it's
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a big show on the radio. We got a little
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We're learning a lot of French words those last couple
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If you see John Boyd, you tell him.
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Well well, when there are many undeniable truths in life,
things that can't be argued because they simply are. The
sky is blue, snow is cold, all puppies are adorable.
John Boy is not picking up that tab ha, See
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But sometimes the truth hurts, The truth can rub people
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Let me preach on it now. I presented this piece
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many years ago, but thanks to the undecipherable archiving of
a former staff member, I fear it's been lost to time. Truthfully,
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like this candle, because here comes the heat. Here are
ten truths that black and Hispanic people know that white
people won't admit Elvis is dead. I don't care what
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Buy some earplugs because rap music isn't going anywhere. It should,
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Skinny doesn't equal sexy. Larry the cable guy isn't that funny.
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A five year old is too big for a stroller,
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and run is not a substitute for car insurance. Buttoning
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It's lazy. There are more nicknames in the world than
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You know, despite what you might think, I stay busy, okay,
always undergo rushing, running, planning my next inevitable failure. So
out of necessity, I stop at a lot of fast food joints. FYI,
there aren't enough burger kings. I find the mascot charmingly disturbing.
Just once, just once, I'd like to hit the drive
through without some annoying dingus harshingmimellow. Can somebody give me
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a break? Can I get one damn break? Here are
the top ten annoying morons in the drive room. Number ten,
the stupid turd and the dots and hatchback that doesn't
understand what pull up to the second window means. Number
nine the family of four ordering enough food for forty
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people have another drumstick tubby. Number eight the mouth breather
the things constantly honking his horn will make things move faster.
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How'd you like to make that sound?
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Walking?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Number seven? Little p d peckerhead who won't move up
because he's busy watching porn on his phone. Wow. Number
six the spaced out doper dog trying to give his
order to the clown statue.
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Number five.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
The entitled millennial halfwit with Coexist and Peace bumper stickers
screaming obscenities at the guy with the Maga bumper sticker.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Number four, the old guy who thinks this is the bank.
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Number three the green freak whose electric car battery died
and is wandering around with an extensive cord.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Thanks for saving the planet.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
If five fish sandwiches pulled, it's your ass mat Number
two the fat girl having a fistfight through the window
because they don't have enough chicken nikets, And the number
one person I hate at the fast food drive through,
whiz me making another bad diet decision. I got a
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Com it right now. It's time of Beat the Blonde.
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Let's me dot contestant logan from a weird in West Virginia.
Good morning, logan, goome on, John boy, Buddy, Welcome, I
love and we go.
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We're gonna ask Tada some questions.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
You agree or disagree whether you think she is right
or wrong? All right, two bells before, two buzzers and
you win.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
That easy, all right, logan, we'll do this, we'll go there.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Well, Marcy Kenny, X ray scanners used by airport security
adversely affect a man's romantic life.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
I think that would depend on what they pull out
of his bag.
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Would be.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
No, no, it can't affect his life. Come on, they're safe.
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No, no, she says logan, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 7 (04:49):
I agree, John boy, I agree to that.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
And that's the thing to do. No, they emit no
more radiation than a standard TV set.
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We know how much time spitting in front of those.
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Yeah, that's what we don't worry about.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
A good word, logan, One more bell, get you the
prize by so tighter. According to Dear Abby, okay, Connecticut
men look at a woman's legs first. What do California
men look at first?
Speaker 6 (05:21):
Other California men. That girl over there knows what I'm
talking about. They look at the heine first.
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The heinee Logan, what Dator says, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 8 (05:40):
I disagree.
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I disagree with that.
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I disagree with that. Well, wow, that was a thing
to do.
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They look at so logan, would you like to take
a guess what they do look At first, I said,
they look at the breast. Yeah right, what Logan's on
a roll there. I love your good work by the
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All right, thank you, thank you.
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Do you have a shout out possible?
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Yes, you may.
Speaker 8 (06:15):
I'm gonna get a shout out to my mom and
dad telling me love him very much and also same
my brother.
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And that's it.
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We'll love him there.
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Appresheatee you and yours listening to the big show Logan's parents.
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It's a bottom of the hour. Here comes the top
of your news. On the other side of Gary Busey.
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Bonus abu say, Thursday morning, h.
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Excuse my ex spouse had the house trouble at home.
John No, just singing my troubles away around there right now,
speaking of troubles, here we go.
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It's time for the Diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Dear diary, this is Gary beaucy Well Diary. Instead of
taking some sort of laborous Hollywood vacation some exotic locale,
I decided to get back to my roots and visit
some kinfolk I know. Stayed with my uncle who used
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to be a state executioner, old Noosey Bucy retired a
couple of years ago.
Speaker 9 (08:09):
Bought him a cattle rash. Seemed like the right guy
to hang with, no pun intended.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Sorry, dope, there ain't no hope. Noocy Busey's coming, and
he's got the rope. It's a dangler.
Speaker 9 (08:23):
Oklahoma in the summertime is a straight up endurance test.
He had gotta get up early in the morning, get
them chores done to.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Beat the heat.
Speaker 9 (08:33):
Thankfully, I haven't let my superstar status corrupt my country ways.
I'm up at the crack of dawn drinking coffee and
peeling off the porch. And I do the same thing
in Oklahoma watching my cousin mother Goosey Baucy round up
the geese for feeding. Oh, she does a bang up job,
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probably because she's kind of built like one of the
butt long neck walls. Round with that bucket going ha hal.
They trail right along. After a big breakfast of beef,
steak and bourbon, it's off to the milking bard. I
don't know what it is, but cows love me, whether
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it's two legs or four. Heifer's got a sweet spot
for that solid gold beusy charm. Time's hant changed since
I was a kid. Milk's been all being done by
machine these days. But I got a chance to break
out my manual skills. Old number of forty three. Wasn't
given the goods like she used to. Uncle Nucy was
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talking about putting her out to breed, and I said, Uncle,
give me a shot at her. So I grabbed that
little stool and I sidled up to her. I closed
my eyes and grabbed a hold of that udder, and
I thought back to the days of doing dinner theater
with the likes of Barbara Eden Elkie Summer and Sti Miles.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Yea yeah, yah, yea, yeah, yea, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 9 (10:05):
I was sitting there whispering sweet nothing's to her, and
then glorious, magical beaucy hands go to squeezing and a
rubbing and a tugging, and before you know it, she's
giving me buckets left hand, right hand, left hand, right hand.
I think I overdid it a bit, because by the
end she was putting out whipped cream.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
And licking my ear.
Speaker 9 (10:26):
Loverboy Abucy smooth of silk, talking dirty, and getting milk
lactose intolerant. Being a veteran of navigating the Hollywood Melliu.
I'm an old hand dealing with manure, bull, horse, pig, agent, manager, publicist.
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It all smells the same, brother. The only difference, Diary
is that critter crap doesn't cost you fifteen percent of
your paycheck. In fact, I'm a by God authority on
all things fertilizer, great Granny, dub me deucey beaucy. See,
all crap is different in texture. Horse is nice. It's
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like shoveling tennis balls. Happy little compact turns. Only downside
is that they tend to roll. You get a good roller,
and all of a sudden you're in a silent movie
chasing a low meadow, muffing around the barnyard like Harold Lloyd.
Cow pies are pretty much how they sound, like someone
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dumped a chocolate pie upside down in the pasture. Most
times a hayfork will get it up in one chunk.
But pig dump or get the hay fork. It's like
eating soup with chopsticks. Get the snowshovel. This enough why
I have fifty pound hog produces three hundred pounds of
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stool a day. Now I know how.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Gerald McCraney feels hell burk.
Speaker 9 (11:59):
Please will say it's too much work to shed them
extra pounds at you put on.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
And what would Gerald say when.
Speaker 9 (12:10):
He sees how much you weigh? He looked down at
that scale and he'll be gone, Boy, howdy, Diary, there ain't.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Nothing like country cooking.
Speaker 9 (12:26):
Farmed of plates, vegetables, make grown mango vegetarian. I had
me a hankering for some fresh corn on the cob
and okra, but unfortunately I over did it, just a
little teeny tiny bent. The oprah went right through me
and I didn't quite make it to the outhouse. The
corn was of my undercooked and when I cut loose,
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it was like a Dick Tracy machine gun. Knocked the
hat off my hermit granddad reclusive music, killed two chickens,
broke ten jars of preserves, and dented the hell out
of the fender on the old John Deere tractor. On
the upside, my colon is cleaner than a kitten's ear.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Be iile.
Speaker 9 (13:15):
Well, Diary, I got the ski daddle. I'm taking Katie, Segall,
Judith Light and Yasmine Bleath up to knots Berry Farm
for country fair days.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
We're entered in the milking competition. Old habits are hard
to break Hong Kong.
Speaker 9 (13:36):
Until next time, Diary x's and oils Gary.
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But you see, good morning, Big Show is on the radio.
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We are twenty minutes away from Taylor Tainment News.
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But right now, once again, the world comes together for
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my personal favorite women's beach and volleyball in the as Lord.
The Summer Games introduced the world to all time sports
legends like Jesse Owens, Mark Spitz, Karl Lewis, Jackie Joinner Kersey,
and Caitlin Jenner when she was still in the men's division.
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They competed in different sports, but they were all part
of America's team. This year, Team USA is going for
the gold, armed with a lifetime of preparation, a will
to win, and a goodie bag with forty two condoms
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they trying to break? Will Chamberlain. This summer the world's
best athletes and the Paris where they will be treated
to beds made of cardboard, no air conditioning, substandard accommodations,
food rationing, and knew this year a raw sewage system
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that frequently overflows into the Seine River where triathletes are
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I told you guys about his being arrested for the DUI.
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Right.
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Well, last Friday was his hearing. He zoomed into the
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The judge took away his license.
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But he's in Belgium.
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He's in Belgium right now, not really needing to drive much. Yeah,
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He was like, Okay, yeah, I take it. I really
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at a hearing last month, and the judge also threatened
a gag order if the attorney keeps.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
Talking about the case in public.
Speaker 12 (21:00):
That's a pretty seager talk.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
So that is done in behind.
Speaker 6 (21:07):
Justin Britney, his ex girlfriend from a long time ago.
Her memoir The Woman in Me will become a movie.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (21:16):
Universal won the rights to the to make a movie
about her, her life, her turmoiled life. John chu is
tapped to direct it. She will be involved in production
and she will be a consult on the film to
make sure that they keep it authentic her her.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
So she won't playing her.
Speaker 6 (21:38):
Now someone will be playing her. She'll probably be part
of picking out that actress.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Yeah, they'll probably hire somebody with talent.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
So, uh.
Speaker 6 (21:47):
You know, it was mentioned that the river to which
the triathletes were supposed to swim in.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
Was a mess.
Speaker 6 (21:54):
Well, they actually did get to swim in it, so
they did swim after rain delay. One of the try
athletes said at the finish line, quote I felt things
during the swim. I saw things in that river that
I don't want to think about.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (22:06):
And another one, another athlete, express concern about post race
intestinal distress, saying, quote, I accidentally.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
Swallowed a lot of river water.
Speaker 6 (22:18):
So Paris spent billions trying to clean up that polluted river.
As we heard Randy tell us about the Mary even
took a quick little swim to prove that it's safe.
But the torrential rains during the opening ceremonies swept raw
sewage into the river, so you know, they delayed that
the triathletes were supposed to race sooner rather than later.
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So then they were like, oh, yeah, it's fine, now
go ahead. And they were like, I don't know what
that was, touched my leg train, all that, all that time,
four years for that, and then you're like, hmm, can't
we use the pool. I'll be like and Tom Cruise,
TMZ got the scoop on the Olympics closing ceremony that
will involve Tom Cruise pull in a couple stunts and
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one of them is.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
Going to do live because that's how Tom rolls.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (23:05):
A portion of the ceremony is dedicated to the host
city passing the baton to the next city, which is
Los Angeles for twenty twenty eight, and the Mayor of
Paris will have a business like handoff to the La
Mayor and Tom Cruise is going to do He's going
to repel down the Paris Stadium carrying the official Olympic
flag featuring the five rings. So I. And then there's
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another one that they haven't mentioned that he will do.
He Oh, he will skydive onto the famous Hollywood Sign.
Speaker 11 (23:33):
What oh for the for the passing.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
Of the torch.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Oh, the toys.
Speaker 5 (23:38):
So he'll be at lay So.
Speaker 6 (23:40):
I guess we'll be the video of him doing the
flag and then him landing live on the Hollywood Sign. Oh.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
He'll be everybody.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
Let's watch that someday.
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How about that. We got Mark S from iidther Alabama.
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Good morning Mark, Good morning, John, morning Buddy.
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And we got Mark R. From Huntsville, Alabama. Good morning, Mark,
go out, good morning. Hey, a couple of marks.
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So Mark harr relaxs, Marcus. Let's step up and see
what we can do here, buddy. Okay, okay, right there,
you holler him out. Start the clock. Now you go
to the barber to get a.
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Hair cut.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
That right? You go see a film in the movie
what Yeah, when you go down the road.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
You gotta pay a blank a blank road. Got to
pay money.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Yeah, that's it. Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Don't get stuck on the railroad. Yeah, I'm aware blank at.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Full Moon aware?
Speaker 8 (26:21):
What yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Uh huh. Twenty five corner is.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
A okay, don't go ahead and say it what I'm
trying to get Mart to say it? So Mark RR
wouldn't have an easy on Mark as are you still there?
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Do you just go on?
Speaker 7 (26:46):
No?
Speaker 3 (26:46):
I okay, good, okay.
Speaker 11 (26:48):
He knows the rules and he knows not to shout
it out after the timers stop.
Speaker 5 (26:54):
You're trying to make him cheat.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
That's not really a cheat. How tough is it? It's energy?
Mark R Are you ready? I'm ready and.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Go?
Speaker 11 (27:11):
Hey what is that? It's I have one twenty five
cent piece?
Speaker 3 (27:14):
It's one.
Speaker 6 (27:15):
What No, it's like you have dollars and you have yeah, yeah,
but what do they call the metal?
Speaker 11 (27:23):
They call it? When you have it, You're like, hey.
Speaker 6 (27:26):
Yeah they do it's uh two blank enough fountain?
Speaker 8 (27:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (27:34):
Uh, you put a blank in the jukebox. It's what
it's what you call.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
It's what you call.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Yes, that is the hardest you've ever had to work
for a one?
Speaker 4 (27:51):
You know.
Speaker 11 (27:51):
I wish Mark would have just said it after the buzz.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
No, you never know what's going to happen. That's why
great game Jack. I had to hit Jack.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
I never hit. It was very distracted.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
All right, five to one after round one? All right, marquess,
are you ready, sir? Brand new word? Start the clock. Now,
jump in the pool and take a swim.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Yes, all right?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Uh chicken, do you want a breast or a not
a leg? A breast leg or.
Speaker 8 (28:29):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Uh huh. Hey, this is a blank ad. You take
one of one of these out. It's a blank ad.
It's very just to me only it's.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Very what it's got to be a better clue for
that word. You're gonna be like your workforce is your No,
he would never got there. All right, my bad, Mark,
Now you're all after the bus.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Up your mind.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
He alight a total of seven for Margas, So Margar
you and ty Doll six will tie and it will
be a minor miracle.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Ready, go, Hey, it was just a joke.
Speaker 11 (29:20):
Don't take it blank serious. Yeah, don't take it just
to yourself. Don't take it so, don't don't take it wrong.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Yes, hey you have this.
Speaker 6 (29:31):
You women will have ear rings because they they blanked
their ear here.
Speaker 11 (29:37):
Yes, hey, uh you go to school to do this.
Speaker 9 (29:41):
Learn.
Speaker 11 (29:41):
Yes, you cook in here, you cook in the in
your house. No, you cook in this room in your house.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Yes, yes, the one of five oh two short, Margas winds.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Seven to five. But Mark R what a great comeback.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
Since we all were stuck on points.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Had to eat my wordy words.
Speaker 12 (30:10):
You know, Jackie and I noticed that when you were
confident of the wind leading into the last round, you're yeah,
husb became yeah yeah, so.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
You read my wordy word moves yeah yeah, yeah, Well
keep alerting.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
I'm doing it.
Speaker 7 (30:29):
Yeah, yes, long time listener, first time caller, right.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Buddy, Well you did it up, mar Gas. You hang
on right there, we'll get your prize pack. You want
to give a shout out?
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Yeah, okay, ready.
Speaker 7 (30:48):
Go No, I would like to shout out to my
to my wife all right and to my son.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Okay, do well. Appreciate you all. Listen.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Mark, glad you got through and won you a big
old pricepect what do you hang on? And Mark Harror
Huntsville you can try again anytime. Good game and you
picked it up.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
At the end. That's where you gotta perform there.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Yeah, yeah, anything, how about right now?
Speaker 6 (31:22):
I know.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
I know that buddy.
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Time for the bit request Yeah, uh huh. Very confident
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You got it, Mike coming up next. Good morning, it's
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bit more boy, go home and watch the Olympics.
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We're learning a lot of French words those last couple
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If you see John Boyd, you tell him.
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things that can't be argued because they simply are. The
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