May 29, 2025 • 43 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Oliver provides a list of rules for women.. - Mad Max addresses the folks from PETA.. - The Grumpy Old Man explains why he hates women.. - Doug Rice recaps the week in NASCAR and looks ahead to this weekend’s race in Nashville.. - We fill a request for Tim Wilson’s “Ricky Tidwell’s Mama”.. - and Bill Silvers floats his ideas for solving our healthcare problems…
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Speaker 1 (00:21):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio for
you Thursday, head into the first weekend a June, and
then the complete weekend we will ramp of. It's my
thirty one days. That'll be sad day. I'll you'll be
taking us out of this month in the pressures on
your baby. Hey man, y'all, maybe considering singing karaoke this weekend?
(00:49):
Look what I found? How to pick the best karaoke
song is not a problem? Sometimes?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Is that the problem?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
The only alcohol?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Let's see if it helps? Ask yourself? Does it make
you say? That's my jam? On choosing?
Speaker 4 (01:11):
See?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
This is this is the way to choose the perfect
karaoke song for yourself? To sing it? All right? So
is that my jam? Has it been stuck in your
head lately? So that sounds like a good idea to.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Share it with her, But not really because you'd end
up singing the bird Girl rap.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Three?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Ask yourself? Is it a crowd pleaser?
Speaker 6 (01:35):
That?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Which should be the first one?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Do you know most of the songs? One? To ask yourself?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
So?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Oh what says here? As long as you know the melody,
it's okay if you don't know all the words.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Because they have the words up on a screen.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Oh yeah, number five. Don't be afraid to move. Body
language is important. I mean, do you think Beyonce could
have the number one country album if she just stood
there in those chaps with that buttocks?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Probably if she did turn around a couple of times.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yeah, you're not ready to let this go? What's your
go to karaoke song?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
See number three?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Right?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
So yeah did that help? Okay? Will y'all sing Good morning?
Big Shows on the radio? Coming up? We played Beating
the Blonde for a Lord Tiger's prize back hat t
shirt tundling her twenty five dollars gas cards. Should fill
up your motorcycle lawd Tigers motorcycle lawyers who ride click
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on their bander learn all about them at the Big
Show dot com and outside on Track with Doug right
said something Doug enjoying his first year of retirement, and
we still have his expertise because he's been hitting the
high spots. I don't know if he's gonna make it
to Nashville this weekend. Hey, he's on the line, Let's
ask him, Good morning, Doug.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
What you doing?
Speaker 7 (03:14):
Buddy Negatory on the Nashville But I was out at
Charlotte Motor Speedway. Good bit since I lived close to
there and it was nice to be around it. But
it's okay this coming weekend to not have to make
them flight up to Nashville.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
That's the whole thing. That's the whole thing about it,
isn't it, Buddy?
Speaker 7 (03:32):
I will be one of them sent Honest. I got
burned out on the travel part. That gets a no
for folks that don't fly a lot or travel a
lot to think, well, how how can that be? It
just is the every minute you spend in airport I
think takes an hour off your.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I'm telling you, you know, even though the little things
that we did, you know, we didn't really work at
the races that we would go to more or less,
we would just have to be there, and that wore
me out.
Speaker 7 (03:59):
Well, but Johnny, you gotta be somewhere, you know, you
gotta be somewhere.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I can I get right on that recliner and watch
that whole thing get two shots.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
You know you do not want to be in the
car with him in traffic.
Speaker 7 (04:15):
It is just not fun, not pleasant. Loud message from
the head of PR for Speedway Motorsports, Scott Cooper said
to send you his buss.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Oh good, good old kop. Yeah, all right, all right,
big uh, big time. How about ross chest name? We
had a first time winner.
Speaker 7 (04:34):
Watermelon Man comes through just when I thought it was
going to be one of the big three teams and
made the pass with about eight to go on the
guy that absolutely controlled the race, William Byron. Ross's car
got a little bit better, made a big move to
dive under him and then slid up as Dale Junior
was yelling slide job on television and uh and and
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won the race and good on him.
Speaker 8 (04:58):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
This is his sixth win, easily his biggest.
Speaker 7 (05:01):
You know, this is one of the crown jewels of
the sport and he's got that title. It puts him
in the playoffs. It just does so much for that team.
And he's been running better lately, so this.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Wasn't a total shock.
Speaker 7 (05:13):
And depending on who you believe, it's either been since
sixty nine or seventy one that somebody started last as
he did because they had to build a new car
because he crashed Saturday and finished first. It's been a
long time. That just adds to the legend of this.
And you know, he get out and smashes the watermelon.
You can tell he's popular, guys, because the.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Crowd didn't leave.
Speaker 7 (05:37):
Yeah, you know a lot of times when it's over
and it's somebody they don't care about, they're headed to
the exits. Everybody stayed. I think to watch him smash
the watermelon because you can watch it on the big
screen at Charlotte, and to celebrate in that, and that's
a pretty good sign for him.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Man, good point, good point. Very popular. That's neat, that'sn't neat.
How did the Charlotte in the double go for Larson another?
Speaker 7 (06:00):
As you guys off say, not just awful. He'd already
wrecked twice at Indy preparing for this, and the Arrow
McLaren cars they had just weren't fast. He had some
problems in traffic and crashed out right at about the
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halfway market Indy and was really never a factor even
up until then. Then he comes to Charlotte and he
spun out while leading at Charlotte because he started on
the front row of that race, and then Carr doesn't
really get dinged up, and then he got involved in another.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Crash and he was out at Charlotte pretty early.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
So I don't even think he completed six hundred miles
of competition, much less the eleven hundred they were aiming for.
Had to be a really, really tough day for Kyle
Larson to not have any kind of action at all
in the double. I personally feel like everybody needs to
give this a rest for a little while. Lot, And
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Kyle Larson is supposedly the best we have in this business.
He's tried it twice. It's one time weather got in
the way, and this time Kyle just had a really
bad day. Maybe give this a rest before somebody else
tries it again.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Don't you need to have a proclivity for those indie
cars to get in, Like we was talking last week
about Tony Stewart had the best you know double finish
like that. But I guess because you said proclivity, I've
been waiting to use that word for a while.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
I'm looking it up right now, and you used it
so well.
Speaker 7 (07:33):
It doesn't hurt, you know. I mean, he's been in
them twice and last year and this year at Indy.
I know, we can drive everything else, the sprints, the midgets,
the outlaw cars, all that. Yeah, he's really good at it,
but he's not the best open wheel racer in the world.
That's pretty obvious, and it's tough. I would love to
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see the double done the other way. I would like
to see Joseph nugar Garden or Scott Dixon run the
five hundred and then come down to Charlotte and get
in a stock card. There you go, let's try it
that way. But you're always working at a disadvantage because
whoever is the outlier is not going to be with
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the number one team for that organization. They're going to
be the third or fourth choice. And it's just really tough.
And I kind of felt for Kyle. They put a
lot into this this year and literally got nothing out
of it.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
All Right, my rested for a couple of years, and
you say, NASCAR is henting at a little something, Doug.
Speaker 7 (08:33):
Now they're talking about possibility of letting the teams add
more horsepower to the car, because what the feedback they're
getting is if we have more horse power, maybe we
can get some separation because right now it is so
hard to pass. So they want to try to maybe
let these teams add one hundred, one hundred and fifty
(08:54):
horse power to their cars and see if that gets
it to where folks can pass.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
You know, yes, maybe that helps.
Speaker 7 (09:01):
But then I look at Ross chest and he started
last and he finished first. Somewhere along the line he
passed a lot of cars.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Yeah, no kidding.
Speaker 7 (09:08):
So I don't know. Maybe this is secure for a
disease we don't have.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
All right, Well, you will keep your ear to the
pavement on that one for us. On Nashville Super Speedway
this weekend, who you looking at?
Speaker 7 (09:21):
You know, Joey Logan, I don't want up there. Last
year with the most overtime restarts we've ever had was five,
and the I don't I'm not picking a Penske car
this week. They look just awful at Charlotte. All of
them collectively really looked bad. This might be a William
Byron race. William probably should have won more races than
(09:43):
he has this year. He had the best car at Charlotte.
I think chash Tank can go up there and replicate
a really good day. As far as the toyotas go,
I'm not giving up on Denny Hamlin. Hamlin had a
great car at Charlotte, and if they get his tank
filled on the last pit stop, he would have been
in the to win that race. So those are a
couple of names I would look at.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
All right, three good ones. Thank you so much. All right, Doug,
you have a great weekend. We'll catch up next week, buddy.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
All right, Johnny, everybody take care.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
All right, my boy, you can follow Doug on X
the Rice Man sixty one. Alright, let's play b the
blah and one. Ain't a hundred big show you told
free line, get a contestant, play next Good morning. That's
(10:45):
a big show on the radio. Rolling to you Thursday,
May twenty nine. Our future track from the Big Show
bt Box, Bill Silvers and the BS. Healthcare plan seris
for keywords healthcare. I'm gonna hit the Big Box at
the Big Show dot com click out on their contest.
But you can't get the We'll call you my moan
(11:05):
to play be the Blonde. May that happen to Let's
meet our contestant out the beautiful Wilmington, North Carolina. Shout
out to John Evans, I anchor out there every w
E C T TV. Good buddy ours night long. Now
he is retiring at the end of this year.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Dude, everybody's beat out.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Man. I don't know what y'all heard. Yesterday, pat Man
announced his retirement. Praise AC network. You travel a little bit,
we go what say that word? I was looking forward?
Chuck you all right, Well, let's meet our contestant out
of aforementioned beautiful Wilmington, North Carolina. It's Ryan. Good morning, Ryan,
(11:50):
Good morning, y'all. Hey body welcome. All right, you know
what we'll do. We'll ask tatter some questions. You agree
and disagree, get two bells before two buzzers, and you went, yeah,
all right, Marci. Statistically, what is the most popular day
for a bank robbery?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Popular day? Payday?
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Payday is most for the thief.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
For the ground.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Wednesday is the most popular day.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Wednesday, hump day. Ryan, Do you agree or disagree with that?
I disagree, disagree? Well, that was the day to do, yeah,
Friday Friday. Nearly fifty percent of all bank robbers take
place on the Friday head.
Speaker 9 (12:40):
Into the week in your weekend, I guess, and payday
for most So she was kind.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Of exactly, alright, Well, there's one bell rhyme, let's get
you another one. Last week, Tayer, we learned that guests
at weddings held in the Middle Ages through eggs at
the bride and groom. Remember that I do, I do
for all the whole fertility things stinky. But okay, what
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did they throw during the Old English wedding?
Speaker 8 (13:10):
They threw she's wearing.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
I believe they threw sixpence.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
They threw sixpence.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
It's a coin.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
It's going throw coins at the bridegroom and Old English
Ryan agree or disagree, I will agree, and well this
is weird. They threw shoes, but only at the groom,
only one off that you know how you tie old
(13:46):
shoes on the back, and sometimes in the wedding car
they're just married. I wonder about had something to do. Well?
Speaker 5 (13:51):
They also tire empty beer cans and things like that,
But no, well that could have okay thinking then Ryan
was a buzzer right there. So let's see what happens
on our.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Full count Taylor. Can tigers be taught to use litter
boxes like Housecat?
Speaker 10 (14:11):
Now?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
I would think it would have to be a really big.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Litter box, but we don't have the size.
Speaker 8 (14:16):
But yes, I believe that is true, Big Cat.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
And you're agreeing too in that you weren't ride Big
Lord Tigers prize back head down to Wilmington for you.
I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
You got it.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
But oh, by the way, yes, you can teach tigers
to use litter boxes like the house tater. You were right.
They're really big ones, really big litter box. I want
you about tiger litterby in the bag like plump together
like you'm doing.
Speaker 8 (15:04):
I wouldn't want to fall behind it with the dog
backs like you do with the dog.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Oh right, I'll let that gab go.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Do tell me one good boy, and this will make
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show on the radio. All right, Then head to Nashville
this weekend finishing up Cocoa six hundred and the All
Star Race. Was looking through some stuff last week. I
played Can't Drive fifty five. That was about John Bow
and Billy versus Rusty Wallace and a Crosstown challenge back
(16:10):
in nineteen eighty nine. Found a bunch of bogs. I've
been sharing some stuff with y'all that we found going
through the highlights of a mediocre career. So anyway, the
Crosstown challenge was what it was, so me and Rusty
we agreed to race each other, following all traffic laws
(16:31):
from Hendrick. It was one of Hendrick's dealerships on the
Indepennici Boulevard in Charlotte to our studios uptown Charlotte in
rush hour traffic, in rush hour traffic. Yes, the race started.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Were you on phone?
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Cell phones? And they drove their own cars. Billy was
a passenger along with a sports reporter in Johnny's.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Vehicle and that was your car. Actually, yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Loan me your three was a bag fund taking it.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Rusty had like I think of transamin Michigan plates. It
was right out of Detroit. Tweaked, So did that Rusty one.
And uh we are capsulizing it in song. So hang on,
get that ready to play. Take but first, So this
was after the race a couple of days that appeared
(17:21):
in a hometown paper, the Charlotte Observer race was irresponsible.
Shame on John Boy, Billy Fox, Ron Green, Charlotte Observers,
Rusty Wallace, and the TV station. It made so light
of the race between the Rusty Wallace and John Boy
and Billy taming rush. How were no problem with Wallace
at will? That was a headline. Not only did they
(17:42):
intentionally break the law, but they participated in an illegal
scheduled race. In doing so, of the indangered the lives
of many people. It's not enough to just say that
this ration not have taken place, and that this race
should not have received the favorable press covers that it received.
John Boy Billy and the supervisors and managers who approved
of this race should be fired. The Fox should be
(18:05):
placed on probation by the fcac Rusty Wallace should be
fined at least one hundred thousand dollars and be suspended
from racing for at least six months for participating in
an unauthorized race. The Newspeople Green included, who covered this
race reported it and such light terms should be required
(18:27):
to take a course on responsible journalism and be reprimanded
by the highest level of their management. Claude Raws Charlotte.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Glad you kept that.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
Claude obviously never driven in Charlotte rush hour traffic. There's
no way you can speed or break the law.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
That's what it was. I love to be police officer
stopping driving delivery at still lost. Good morning, Big Show's
(19:35):
on the radio. Well, it's always an honor to have
our next guest in the studio. Not only is he
a Knight, he's also a living legend of the Silver Screen.
Let's welcome back, Sir Alan swasstad fast lats.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Let them bring the battle to us.
Speaker 6 (19:52):
Sods and muskets at the ready, don't fire, tell you'll
see the whites of their pimples, Sir Alan, these pimples speak,
Let's silence that time, Sir alanis John Boyd talk?
Speaker 11 (20:08):
They's some sort of black magic tatann You went to
some sort of talking postume. Oh no, you're you're on
the big show, oh dear John boy Yes, yes, I apologize.
Speaker 10 (20:23):
I was reliving one of my finest moments as Captain
Clarence Clarasil in Pimple Pirates of Zotopa.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Well almost I must have missed that one.
Speaker 10 (20:33):
It was a real experience. The director was one of
those method types. He only hired actors who had serious acne.
After a particularly powerful scene, I slapped one of my
co stars on the back and congratulations.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Well that was a nice gest.
Speaker 10 (20:48):
It would have been if I'd noticed his back was
replete with hundreds of carbuncles. It was like someone blew
up a tapioca pudding factory. Yuck, double yuck. We were
all in line for lunch.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Well, did you ever have trouble with pimples?
Speaker 10 (21:04):
Alas, Yes, even I had to deal with blemishes as
a young man. It got so bad when I go
to the library, blind men tried to read my face,
and the other children were unkind, as most are. If
I fell asleep in class, they took turns playing Connect
the dots. It got so bad, in fact that well,
(21:26):
I don't know how to put this delicately. I even
had pimples on my number.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Two dimples on your duty.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
What did you do?
Speaker 10 (21:37):
I had to find a specialist. Of course, that day
goes by. I don't thank doctor Pimplepooper, who knew yes,
acne made puberty a living hell for me. That was
a long three years. I was never happier than when
I turned nine nine. I matured early.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Just ask my nannies, for.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
You always have a story for every occasion.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
It's a gift.
Speaker 10 (22:02):
Now, if you'll excuse me, signor Bombachelle is taking me
for my weekly facial apricots, scrub exfoliated coconut cucumber around
my eyes, topical botox for my lips and eyebrows, manscape.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Well, getting a manny penny with that.
Speaker 10 (22:18):
Dear God, No, I'm not a flamer, and now I
must d your farewell.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Dear hot ladies and gentlemen. Sir Alan Swan, the world's
greatest actor.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Goddamn stop.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Good morning, Big Show's on the radio, and more Big
Show right around the corner.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
I'm working with mister mill Cox over his outfit. Now.
Like listening to John Boyd and Billion that they're Big Show.
Speaker 12 (22:50):
I like the way they talk. They're funny haha, funny queer,
that's what they say. Anyhow, I figured out what John
Boy has a hard time getting started the morning.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Ain't gotten the gage.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Good morning, it's a big showing the radio. And here's
your twenty four hour alert for John Boy's wonderful thing.
Number one hundred and forty four challenge coin from the
fifty four Combat Communications Squadron Robins Air Force Basin Georgia
is the name of the hat. Twenty four hours from
riding now. Will give it away right there at the
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Big Show dot Com tator Taman News. In minutes, Big
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Coming up, we'd play wordy word for an LS tractor
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(24:21):
Hang on, play war ten minutes. Let's play Taytor Tama.
I mean, let's talk to Marcy.
Speaker 8 (24:31):
It feels like a game for my life every time
I do this, so perfect. Look over to the box
office real quick, since I missed it after the Memorial
Day the Memorial weekend box office. Coming in number one
was Leelo and Stitch. Yes, yeah, it beat out Mission
Impossible to Final Reckoning that came in second plan anythink.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
What was Neck and Neck?
Speaker 8 (24:52):
You may think now Leelo and Stitch brought in one
hundred and eighty three million dollars. Tom Cruise brought in
seventy seven million, and it is the number eight in
the franchise. We were kind of stuck on five. There
were three from what we thought about. Yeah, so there
was eight. The final Destination Bloodlines came in third place,
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Thunderbolts came in fourth, and Sinners stayed in the top five.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
So the last Mission Impossible movie was Dead Reckoning in
twenty three. There you go in this mission and post
the final Reckoning in twenty five, so they'll come up
with another reckoning.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Yeah, so either he's done or the reckonings are done.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Now reckoning, we will kill Lee Lo and stitch you reckon.
Speaker 8 (25:35):
We have to pay respects to some celebrities that we've lost.
George went I failed to mention him. Yeah, this Norm
passed away.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
And also Duck Dynasty's patriarch, Phil Robertson passed away. According
to TMZ.
Speaker 8 (25:49):
His family posted on their Facebook page saying that Phil
was a man of God who always tries to remind
people that death only meant returning to God's kingdom. His
family revealed that he was diagnosed with all Zheimer's disease
back in December, so that is what he passed.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
From.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Jordan Hudson another day, another story. Who's Jordan Hudson. Do
you remember Bill Belichick's girlfriend?
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Oh no, no, she sounds.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Like a guy, spelt like a girl.
Speaker 5 (26:15):
Oh wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Well, she's trying to.
Speaker 8 (26:20):
Worm her way in somewhere again. A new report says
that she is gunning for a spot in the Sports
Illustrated Swimsuit issue. Apparently, she was seen hobnobbing last week
at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Swimsuit Swimsuit party at the
hard Rock Hotel in New York, trying to get close to.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
The magazine execs.
Speaker 8 (26:37):
And also it's also been rumored that the coach for
Carolina has reportedly gotten another commitment engaged yes He. Reports
are saying that Jordan has told at least one person
that they're getting hitched. So the news comes a few
weeks after The New York Post reported that she's been
wearing a huge diamond yes on that finger, less than
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two weeks since Bill attended the Miss Maine USA pageant,
where she came in third. Everyone at UNC has insisted
that Jordan is not a distraction for Bill, but if
this engagement is for real, we'll see how the planning
of the wedding goes for She's.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
A big distraction for me.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
I can tell you.
Speaker 8 (27:17):
Well, you know, as you may or may not know,
Bill got a lot of people buzzing when he gave
his boat a makeover. He renamed his boat one plus
eight rings and he didn't roam aural numerals. So as
you know, he has eight Super Bowl rings. What in
the world the next ring bait?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
People are speculating that he means an engagement ring.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Oh nose.
Speaker 8 (27:43):
Well, we were all worried about Taylor, Swift and Lake lively. Well,
it looks like Taylor is done getting dragged into the
Justin Baldoni Baldanni legal drama. They have dropped their subpoena
for her to be part of the proceedings.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
Good, They're gonna be fine.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Yeah, it's gonna be okay.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Public.
Speaker 8 (28:00):
So over the weekend, the American Music Awards hit the
hit the airwaves. It's the largest fan voted awards show.
Did you did you note that?
Speaker 4 (28:13):
So?
Speaker 8 (28:13):
It was you know, created by Dick Clark. The first
American Music Awards were given out in nineteen seventy four.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
So I can go over the list. Do you care? Okay?
Speaker 8 (28:23):
Well? Artist of the Year went to Billie Eilish. Fan
voted Billie Eilish. A New Artist of the Year went
to Gracie Abrams and if you know her, she sounds
like Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Song of the Year went.
Speaker 8 (28:33):
To Billy Eilish Spurds of a Feather, Papers are Stuck Together.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Favorite touring Artists.
Speaker 8 (28:40):
Billy Eilish, Favorite male pop artist, Bruno Mars, Favorite female
pop artists, Billy Eilish, Favorite pop album, Billy Eilish, Favorite
pop song.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Billysh.
Speaker 8 (28:53):
Favorite male country artists went to Post Malone Post who
went from pop to country and favorite female country.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Artist beyond Yes.
Speaker 8 (29:06):
The Business, Favorite country album, Favorite country song went to
Post Below.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
And I'll stop you there. You don't have to worry about.
Speaker 8 (29:19):
They also want to let you know if you had
tickets to go see Billy Joel, he has scrapped the
rest of his shows.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
He's canceled it due to a medical issue.
Speaker 8 (29:26):
Really, he was recently diagnosed with normal pressure normal pressure
hydrocephalus n p H. It's a it's a condition where
it involves problems with his hearing, vision and balance.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
Brain disorder. They're not quite sure how it forms.
Speaker 8 (29:43):
And he was so sorry to disappoint his audiences, but
he has to take care of his health. Got stage,
falling off stage and stuff.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
We had tickets to the Charlotte show and they've already refunded.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
So he's done this year, done this year, all right,
Thank you very much for that report, Marcin Billie Jarls
very popular. We got it all right. Well let's get
us a winter. Let's play worthy word. Here we go
one eight hundred big shows. You told free Line. We'll
get a couple of contestants in play next. Good morning.
(30:40):
That's a Big Show on the radio, wrote into your
Pursy made twenty nine today's feature track when it makes
your Big Box of Bill Silver's visit about the BS
healthcare plan. He might have a good idea. Let's find
out together. Let me hit the big box at the
Bigshow dot Com.
Speaker 10 (30:57):
Right now, let's play everybody's head about the bad Okay.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
No wordy word, the wordy word.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Let's meet our contestants. We got Chris from Shannah, North Carolina.
Good morning, Chris, oh Hey, John boy Hey, everybody money, welcome.
And we got Mark from crab Orchard in West Virginia.
Good morning, Mark, Good morning, Big Show and everybody radio.
(31:27):
All right, boys, well it's gonna be Marcy and Mark,
John Boyn Chris. Okay, two rounds boys, good luck to you. Okay, well, Mark,
you relax. Me and Chris we'll go for the first
thirty seconds. All we got a mixed bag of words.
Anything goes here, Chris and Mark? All right, all right, Chris,
(31:48):
are you ready? Yes, all right, starting to clock. Now
you can get hurt. Go to the blank care center urgent. Yes,
uh huh oh, I got a blank replacement, right, no
another one down load me yes, me uh huh. Oh,
I tell the truth. I am blank all the time. Correct, No,
(32:12):
I'm telling the terrific truth. Truth is true. I am
being blank with you the truth. She a blank Abe
his nickname blank Abe honest cash boy.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
Sorry about that.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Sometimes we'll have a brain on this game. That is
a three on the board. So Marcy and Mark for
your round one? You ready, Mark, I'm ready. Let's do
it and go.
Speaker 8 (32:46):
Casper the Friendly. Yes, yeah, you're a sailor. You know
how to tie these in rope? Yep, novacaine will make
your lip what No, make sure you stop at the
stop blank.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Sign.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Yes you are.
Speaker 8 (33:06):
Oh, this is a crossing blank. You see him in
front of schools are crossing guards. Bo Jangles makes fluffy buttermilk. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Well, y'all had a little roll on their six on
the board six and three and I ain't over yet, Chris,
Let's see if we can. John, All right, well, let's
go right there, we go, start the clock. Now. Cows
that give milk, they're a blank cow, milk, milk, milk, cheese,
(33:43):
Darry Dairy. Yes, Oh, women wear these on their lobes. Yes,
uh huh. You fly in an airplane, don't take the elevator,
take the stairs. You eat these a blank cocktail and
from the ocean, six of them. They're small fish, shell
(34:04):
fish shrimp. Yes, okay, hell me look down and see
what we do. Five on that three Chris, a total
of eight.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
To come back.
Speaker 8 (34:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Well let's see what Marcy and Mark is laid out
there for you. Two will tie, three will win? Ready, Mark,
I'm ready and go.
Speaker 8 (34:28):
This is a fancy word for doughnuts and uh and
croissants and uh, it's all this is a p history.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Yes, this is you.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (34:36):
This artist just kind of takes a pencil and uh
and and and make sure does a does a Dore's
a picture of you, just kind of a blank artist.
Just yes, sorry, you strike this and start a fire.
You strike this wood thing.
Speaker 9 (34:52):
Yes, the nasale is gonna be hard to the number
after two, Chris, dog gone.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
And that's the way the.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Words fall sometime, buddy. It was a good game.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
Yeah, I'll look you down, john boy.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
But I still have fun.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
I love the show. Thank you so much. Man. We'll
make you. We'll give you another shot at it down
the road there. Chris, Oh, thank you, appreciate you, buddy.
I have a great day and Holme says, a shot,
look at you, Mark crab Orchards t word playing right there. Harrd, buddy,
you ain't gone many years of listening, John Boy, Good work, buddy,
(35:37):
Good morning, I got a base on the radio. Big
request time. David Stevens from Columbia, South Carolina says, Ricky
ted Wells, Mama, please play us at tune.
Speaker 4 (35:48):
We'll do it.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
David from late great Tim Wilson coming up next. Good morning.
(36:17):
That makes sense on a radio. Something you a line
to hear about this time? Money through Friday. It is
up the John Boyman the Facebook page David Stevens, Columbia,
South Carolina.
Speaker 13 (36:28):
Here this too, Tim Wellson, ricketted will was a great athlete,
was a big, strong boy that was quick on his feet.
In every college in the country wanted Ricky on their line.
But when the scouts come knocking on Ricky's don't worry.
They didn't want to talk to your rick no more.
When they saw his mama, she's the one they wanted
(36:49):
to sign. She was a roll bond woman, raised on
a farm, had bear bright tattooed on her forearm. She's
a mainer and hall and running boardy and bored poet three,
and she can squat six hundred, bitch press five the
hands down me and this homemaker alive. Got a scholarship
playing line back her in the sec.
Speaker 9 (37:11):
A.
Speaker 13 (37:12):
Ricketed Wells. Mama's gonna play football. Her own names Doris,
but they're gonna call her too tall. She got shoulders
and a hind end. Poor put wife gone to college.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
On a full ride.
Speaker 13 (37:28):
Doris Titwell's gonna play in the inn.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
See the boat.
Speaker 13 (37:35):
She wash all her team makes, niforms tucked everybody in,
and the football dorm cook. The game meals at the
lord's prayer and miss in the junk strap. She's got
a spare, crawling to huddle and call all the plays,
only one enough to go both ways. Get a mouthful
of mud, start up and knees, cussing up the coaches,
spitting on revereees. Ricketed Wells, Mama's gonna play football. Oh,
(38:01):
her real names Doris. Everybody calls her too cold. They
say she's a fine young man, but she's really not.
Speaker 4 (38:08):
Wreckage.
Speaker 13 (38:09):
Mama was the master of the chief shard, and on
a triple option play she could ruin your day.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
She led the.
Speaker 13 (38:19):
Team in tackles in the league in sex, but the
book for killing nine quarterbacks, but the school's reputation was destroyed.
The a huge wreckage Mama of steroids. Rickett Wells mama's
own probation, and Alabama is under their ninth investigations. There
(38:40):
they wouldn't lead poor ricketed Wells Mama alone. She'd been
taking mail hormones. Doris ted Wells gonna be help in
the l Rickett Wells Mama, whoa Travis Hey ol oh yeah, hey.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Good morning and it's a big sew on the radio
buonnamin box. Key words for this feature track healthcare.
Speaker 8 (39:41):
Well.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
I tell you all how much I love this guy.
I'm looking forward to this here. He is the owner, operator,
and sole proprietor of BS Products, the one and only
Bill Silvers.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
How do you do it? How are you?
Speaker 10 (39:55):
It's a joy of pleasure, nay, and honor to once
again be seated in this slightly uncomfortable and out of chair,
perched at to dais with the kings of moderately humorous
morning radio.
Speaker 4 (40:04):
Man.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
Have you got away with words?
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Say? If astro Nerd had your vocabulary and personality, he'd
be a lot more popular. On the Big Show.
Speaker 10 (40:11):
Yes, and if King Kong had breast, he'd be Queen Alas,
some things are just not meant to be, but he
does serve his purpose and as a universally ridiculed object
of our scorn and derision. The good news is all
may not be lost for the nerd known as astro.
I believe there may be help for what ails him.
There's help for astro nerd.
Speaker 8 (40:29):
Oh.
Speaker 10 (40:29):
Of course, he shows all the classic symptoms of terminal
obnoxiousness and personality devoidance.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
And what does that mean?
Speaker 3 (40:35):
He's a loser.
Speaker 10 (40:37):
But lucky for him, all those conditions are covered by
the greatest, most complete, most satisfying word in affordable health
care insurance Obamacare. No, I said greatest, complete, satisfying and affordable.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
What in that sentence reminds you of Obamacare?
Speaker 9 (40:50):
No?
Speaker 3 (40:50):
No, by ballcap, young friend.
Speaker 10 (40:52):
What I'm offering is a product of real American ingenuity,
from the people that brought you the Stinky Slinky, the Sheer, Noble,
three cup, Brasier and Braille Twister.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
I prod to introduce bscare you got your own health
insurance company. That's part of cold Cool.
Speaker 10 (41:07):
It is the wordsmith strikes again, Yes, folks, BSCRE the
first name. Inefficient, non government run healthcare, no rationing, no
crappy website, no leaked personal information.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
No doctors. Well, wait a second, no doctors.
Speaker 3 (41:21):
Doctors.
Speaker 10 (41:21):
Bah, Let me ask you a question, sir.
Speaker 3 (41:24):
What drives up the cost of healthcare moore than anything? Doctors?
Speaker 10 (41:27):
How dare they expect you to pay through the nose
so they could cover those medical school tuitions and those
fancy offices? Where do they get the ego? Doctors are
what's ruining the healthcare industry? Serf, hold it? How can
you not use doctors?
Speaker 8 (41:40):
Ah?
Speaker 10 (41:40):
The real question is why should we? And the answer
is obvious as the nose on Barbara Streisand's face. We
use nurses, just nurses, just nurses. When you go to
the doctor, who do you spend the most time with?
The nurse who goes out of the way to make
you feel comfortable? And at home, who's bloused? You try
to pick down the urse?
Speaker 3 (41:56):
Bingo.
Speaker 10 (41:58):
The doctor shows up, he pokes, he prods, he points
out his diplomas on the wall.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
Blah blah blah. Gone. The nurse does all the dirty works.
Speaker 10 (42:03):
So in BSCRE we give doctor fancy pants the breeze
and go directly to the nurses.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
I guess that would be a little less expensive. Of
course it would be, sir. And since most nurses are women,
they're used to getting paid less. Right there, BSCRE is
saving you money. I hate to ask, but are the
nurses any good?
Speaker 3 (42:20):
Are they any good? Are they any good? Are they
any good? What am I saying? Of course they are.
Speaker 10 (42:25):
They're the pride of BSCRE single payer health system, single payer. Yes,
you pay them with singles.
Speaker 3 (42:30):
Just like on their other job, other job.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
Your nurses are strippers now now.
Speaker 10 (42:35):
Now, sir, we prefer the term wardrobe disbursement technician. As
you know, the economy is in the toilet right now.
The only person making a living working the pole is
Santa Claus As Jackie yourself can tell you, sir, implants
aren't cheap.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Well tell the truth. I paid for those.
Speaker 3 (42:49):
You paid for those?
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (42:50):
Wow, remind me to give you an extra sucker on
your first office visit.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Okay, So simis some information and I'll look it over.
Speaker 3 (42:57):
It's on its way to you now, sir. Oh, you're
going to leve the brochure. It has a centerfold.
Speaker 10 (43:01):
Now you're tell it sure beats a picture of a
girly boy in footy pajamas drinking hot chocolate. I'll be
back in touch soon, Oh gifted one, and remember, if
it sounds too good to be true, it's gotta be bs.
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Good morning. That's a big show on the radio for
you Thursday, head into the first weekend a June, and
then the complete weekend we will ramp of. It's my
thirty one days. That'll be sad day. I'll you'll be
taking us out of this month in the pressures on
your baby. Hey man, y'all, maybe considering singing karaoke this weekend?
(00:49):
Look what I found? How to pick the best karaoke
song is not a problem? Sometimes?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Is that the problem?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
The only alcohol?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Let's see if it helps? Ask yourself? Does it make
you say? That's my jam? On choosing?
Speaker 4 (01:11):
See?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
This is this is the way to choose the perfect
karaoke song for yourself? To sing it? All right? So
is that my jam? Has it been stuck in your
head lately? So that sounds like a good idea to.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Share it with her, But not really because you'd end
up singing the bird Girl rap.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Three?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Ask yourself? Is it a crowd pleaser?
Speaker 6 (01:35):
That?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Which should be the first one?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Do you know most of the songs? One? To ask yourself?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
So?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Oh what says here? As long as you know the melody,
it's okay if you don't know all the words.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Because they have the words up on a screen.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Oh yeah, number five. Don't be afraid to move. Body
language is important. I mean, do you think Beyonce could
have the number one country album if she just stood
there in those chaps with that buttocks?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Probably if she did turn around a couple of times.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yeah, you're not ready to let this go? What's your
go to karaoke song?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
See number three?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Right?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
So yeah did that help? Okay? Will y'all sing Good morning?
Big Shows on the radio? Coming up? We played Beating
the Blonde for a Lord Tiger's prize back hat t
shirt tundling her twenty five dollars gas cards. Should fill
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on their bander learn all about them at the Big
Show dot com and outside on Track with Doug right
said something Doug enjoying his first year of retirement, and
we still have his expertise because he's been hitting the
high spots. I don't know if he's gonna make it
to Nashville this weekend. Hey, he's on the line, Let's
ask him, Good morning, Doug.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
What you doing?
Speaker 7 (03:14):
Buddy Negatory on the Nashville But I was out at
Charlotte Motor Speedway. Good bit since I lived close to
there and it was nice to be around it. But
it's okay this coming weekend to not have to make
them flight up to Nashville.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
That's the whole thing. That's the whole thing about it,
isn't it, Buddy?
Speaker 7 (03:32):
I will be one of them sent Honest. I got
burned out on the travel part. That gets a no
for folks that don't fly a lot or travel a
lot to think, well, how how can that be? It
just is the every minute you spend in airport I
think takes an hour off your.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I'm telling you, you know, even though the little things
that we did, you know, we didn't really work at
the races that we would go to more or less,
we would just have to be there, and that wore
me out.
Speaker 7 (03:59):
Well, but Johnny, you gotta be somewhere, you know, you
gotta be somewhere.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I can I get right on that recliner and watch
that whole thing get two shots.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
You know you do not want to be in the
car with him in traffic.
Speaker 7 (04:15):
It is just not fun, not pleasant. Loud message from
the head of PR for Speedway Motorsports, Scott Cooper said
to send you his buss.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Oh good, good old kop. Yeah, all right, all right,
big uh, big time. How about ross chest name? We
had a first time winner.
Speaker 7 (04:34):
Watermelon Man comes through just when I thought it was
going to be one of the big three teams and
made the pass with about eight to go on the
guy that absolutely controlled the race, William Byron. Ross's car
got a little bit better, made a big move to
dive under him and then slid up as Dale Junior
was yelling slide job on television and uh and and
(04:56):
won the race and good on him.
Speaker 8 (04:58):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
This is his sixth win, easily his biggest.
Speaker 7 (05:01):
You know, this is one of the crown jewels of
the sport and he's got that title. It puts him
in the playoffs. It just does so much for that team.
And he's been running better lately, so this.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Wasn't a total shock.
Speaker 7 (05:13):
And depending on who you believe, it's either been since
sixty nine or seventy one that somebody started last as
he did because they had to build a new car
because he crashed Saturday and finished first. It's been a
long time. That just adds to the legend of this.
And you know, he get out and smashes the watermelon.
You can tell he's popular, guys, because the.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Crowd didn't leave.
Speaker 7 (05:37):
Yeah, you know a lot of times when it's over
and it's somebody they don't care about, they're headed to
the exits. Everybody stayed. I think to watch him smash
the watermelon because you can watch it on the big
screen at Charlotte, and to celebrate in that, and that's
a pretty good sign for him.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Man, good point, good point. Very popular. That's neat, that'sn't neat.
How did the Charlotte in the double go for Larson another?
Speaker 7 (06:00):
As you guys off say, not just awful. He'd already
wrecked twice at Indy preparing for this, and the Arrow
McLaren cars they had just weren't fast. He had some
problems in traffic and crashed out right at about the
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halfway market Indy and was really never a factor even
up until then. Then he comes to Charlotte and he
spun out while leading at Charlotte because he started on
the front row of that race, and then Carr doesn't
really get dinged up, and then he got involved in another.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Crash and he was out at Charlotte pretty early.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
So I don't even think he completed six hundred miles
of competition, much less the eleven hundred they were aiming for.
Had to be a really, really tough day for Kyle
Larson to not have any kind of action at all
in the double. I personally feel like everybody needs to
give this a rest for a little while. Lot, And
(07:01):
Kyle Larson is supposedly the best we have in this business.
He's tried it twice. It's one time weather got in
the way, and this time Kyle just had a really
bad day. Maybe give this a rest before somebody else
tries it again.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Don't you need to have a proclivity for those indie
cars to get in, Like we was talking last week
about Tony Stewart had the best you know double finish
like that. But I guess because you said proclivity, I've
been waiting to use that word for a while.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
I'm looking it up right now, and you used it
so well.
Speaker 7 (07:33):
It doesn't hurt, you know. I mean, he's been in
them twice and last year and this year at Indy.
I know, we can drive everything else, the sprints, the midgets,
the outlaw cars, all that. Yeah, he's really good at it,
but he's not the best open wheel racer in the world.
That's pretty obvious, and it's tough. I would love to
(07:54):
see the double done the other way. I would like
to see Joseph nugar Garden or Scott Dixon run the
five hundred and then come down to Charlotte and get
in a stock card. There you go, let's try it
that way. But you're always working at a disadvantage because
whoever is the outlier is not going to be with
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the number one team for that organization. They're going to
be the third or fourth choice. And it's just really tough.
And I kind of felt for Kyle. They put a
lot into this this year and literally got nothing out
of it.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
All Right, my rested for a couple of years, and
you say, NASCAR is henting at a little something, Doug.
Speaker 7 (08:33):
Now they're talking about possibility of letting the teams add
more horsepower to the car, because what the feedback they're
getting is if we have more horse power, maybe we
can get some separation because right now it is so
hard to pass. So they want to try to maybe
let these teams add one hundred, one hundred and fifty
(08:54):
horse power to their cars and see if that gets
it to where folks can pass.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
You know, yes, maybe that helps.
Speaker 7 (09:01):
But then I look at Ross chest and he started
last and he finished first. Somewhere along the line he
passed a lot of cars.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Yeah, no kidding.
Speaker 7 (09:08):
So I don't know. Maybe this is secure for a
disease we don't have.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
All right, Well, you will keep your ear to the
pavement on that one for us. On Nashville Super Speedway
this weekend, who you looking at?
Speaker 7 (09:21):
You know, Joey Logan, I don't want up there. Last
year with the most overtime restarts we've ever had was five,
and the I don't I'm not picking a Penske car
this week. They look just awful at Charlotte. All of
them collectively really looked bad. This might be a William
Byron race. William probably should have won more races than
(09:43):
he has this year. He had the best car at Charlotte.
I think chash Tank can go up there and replicate
a really good day. As far as the toyotas go,
I'm not giving up on Denny Hamlin. Hamlin had a
great car at Charlotte, and if they get his tank
filled on the last pit stop, he would have been
in the to win that race. So those are a
couple of names I would look at.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
All right, three good ones. Thank you so much. All right, Doug,
you have a great weekend. We'll catch up next week, buddy.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
All right, Johnny, everybody take care.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
All right, my boy, you can follow Doug on X
the Rice Man sixty one. Alright, let's play b the
blah and one. Ain't a hundred big show you told
free line, get a contestant, play next Good morning. That's
(10:45):
a big show on the radio. Rolling to you Thursday,
May twenty nine. Our future track from the Big Show
bt Box, Bill Silvers and the BS. Healthcare plan seris
for keywords healthcare. I'm gonna hit the Big Box at
the Big Show dot com click out on their contest.
But you can't get the We'll call you my moan
(11:05):
to play be the Blonde. May that happen to Let's
meet our contestant out the beautiful Wilmington, North Carolina. Shout
out to John Evans, I anchor out there every w
E C T TV. Good buddy ours night long. Now
he is retiring at the end of this year.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Dude, everybody's beat out.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Man. I don't know what y'all heard. Yesterday, pat Man
announced his retirement. Praise AC network. You travel a little bit,
we go what say that word? I was looking forward?
Chuck you all right, Well, let's meet our contestant out
of aforementioned beautiful Wilmington, North Carolina. It's Ryan. Good morning, Ryan,
(11:50):
Good morning, y'all. Hey body welcome. All right, you know
what we'll do. We'll ask tatter some questions. You agree
and disagree, get two bells before two buzzers, and you went, yeah,
all right, Marci. Statistically, what is the most popular day
for a bank robbery?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Popular day? Payday?
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Payday is most for the thief.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
For the ground.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Wednesday is the most popular day.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Wednesday, hump day. Ryan, Do you agree or disagree with that?
I disagree, disagree? Well, that was the day to do, yeah,
Friday Friday. Nearly fifty percent of all bank robbers take
place on the Friday head.
Speaker 9 (12:40):
Into the week in your weekend, I guess, and payday
for most So she was kind.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Of exactly, alright, Well, there's one bell rhyme, let's get
you another one. Last week, Tayer, we learned that guests
at weddings held in the Middle Ages through eggs at
the bride and groom. Remember that I do, I do
for all the whole fertility things stinky. But okay, what
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did they throw during the Old English wedding?
Speaker 8 (13:10):
They threw she's wearing.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
I believe they threw sixpence.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
They threw sixpence.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
It's a coin.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
It's going throw coins at the bridegroom and Old English
Ryan agree or disagree, I will agree, and well this
is weird. They threw shoes, but only at the groom,
only one off that you know how you tie old
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shoes on the back, and sometimes in the wedding car
they're just married. I wonder about had something to do. Well?
Speaker 5 (13:51):
They also tire empty beer cans and things like that,
But no, well that could have okay thinking then Ryan
was a buzzer right there. So let's see what happens
on our.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Full count Taylor. Can tigers be taught to use litter
boxes like Housecat?
Speaker 10 (14:11):
Now?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
I would think it would have to be a really big.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Litter box, but we don't have the size.
Speaker 8 (14:16):
But yes, I believe that is true, Big Cat.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
And you're agreeing too in that you weren't ride Big
Lord Tigers prize back head down to Wilmington for you.
I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
You got it.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
But oh, by the way, yes, you can teach tigers
to use litter boxes like the house tater. You were right.
They're really big ones, really big litter box. I want
you about tiger litterby in the bag like plump together
like you'm doing.
Speaker 8 (15:04):
I wouldn't want to fall behind it with the dog
backs like you do with the dog.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Oh right, I'll let that gab go.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Do tell me one good boy, and this will make
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show on the radio. All right, Then head to Nashville
this weekend finishing up Cocoa six hundred and the All
Star Race. Was looking through some stuff last week. I
played Can't Drive fifty five. That was about John Bow
and Billy versus Rusty Wallace and a Crosstown challenge back
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in nineteen eighty nine. Found a bunch of bogs. I've
been sharing some stuff with y'all that we found going
through the highlights of a mediocre career. So anyway, the
Crosstown challenge was what it was, so me and Rusty
we agreed to race each other, following all traffic laws
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from Hendrick. It was one of Hendrick's dealerships on the
Indepennici Boulevard in Charlotte to our studios uptown Charlotte in
rush hour traffic, in rush hour traffic. Yes, the race started.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Were you on phone?
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Cell phones? And they drove their own cars. Billy was
a passenger along with a sports reporter in Johnny's.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Vehicle and that was your car. Actually, yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Loan me your three was a bag fund taking it.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Rusty had like I think of transamin Michigan plates. It
was right out of Detroit. Tweaked, So did that Rusty one.
And uh we are capsulizing it in song. So hang on,
get that ready to play. Take but first, So this
was after the race a couple of days that appeared
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in a hometown paper, the Charlotte Observer race was irresponsible.
Shame on John Boy, Billy Fox, Ron Green, Charlotte Observers,
Rusty Wallace, and the TV station. It made so light
of the race between the Rusty Wallace and John Boy
and Billy taming rush. How were no problem with Wallace
at will? That was a headline. Not only did they
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intentionally break the law, but they participated in an illegal
scheduled race. In doing so, of the indangered the lives
of many people. It's not enough to just say that
this ration not have taken place, and that this race
should not have received the favorable press covers that it received.
John Boy Billy and the supervisors and managers who approved
of this race should be fired. The Fox should be
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placed on probation by the fcac Rusty Wallace should be
fined at least one hundred thousand dollars and be suspended
from racing for at least six months for participating in
an unauthorized race. The Newspeople Green included, who covered this
race reported it and such light terms should be required
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to take a course on responsible journalism and be reprimanded
by the highest level of their management. Claude Raws Charlotte.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Glad you kept that.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
Claude obviously never driven in Charlotte rush hour traffic. There's
no way you can speed or break the law.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
That's what it was. I love to be police officer
stopping driving delivery at still lost. Good morning, Big Show's
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on the radio. Well, it's always an honor to have
our next guest in the studio. Not only is he
a Knight, he's also a living legend of the Silver Screen.
Let's welcome back, Sir Alan swasstad fast lats.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Let them bring the battle to us.
Speaker 6 (19:52):
Sods and muskets at the ready, don't fire, tell you'll
see the whites of their pimples, Sir Alan, these pimples speak,
Let's silence that time, Sir alanis John Boyd talk?
Speaker 11 (20:08):
They's some sort of black magic tatann You went to
some sort of talking postume. Oh no, you're you're on
the big show, oh dear John boy Yes, yes, I apologize.
Speaker 10 (20:23):
I was reliving one of my finest moments as Captain
Clarence Clarasil in Pimple Pirates of Zotopa.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Well almost I must have missed that one.
Speaker 10 (20:33):
It was a real experience. The director was one of
those method types. He only hired actors who had serious acne.
After a particularly powerful scene, I slapped one of my
co stars on the back and congratulations.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Well that was a nice gest.
Speaker 10 (20:48):
It would have been if I'd noticed his back was
replete with hundreds of carbuncles. It was like someone blew
up a tapioca pudding factory. Yuck, double yuck. We were
all in line for lunch.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Well, did you ever have trouble with pimples?
Speaker 10 (21:04):
Alas, Yes, even I had to deal with blemishes as
a young man. It got so bad when I go
to the library, blind men tried to read my face,
and the other children were unkind, as most are. If
I fell asleep in class, they took turns playing Connect
the dots. It got so bad, in fact that well,
(21:26):
I don't know how to put this delicately. I even
had pimples on my number.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Two dimples on your duty.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
What did you do?
Speaker 10 (21:37):
I had to find a specialist. Of course, that day
goes by. I don't thank doctor Pimplepooper, who knew yes,
acne made puberty a living hell for me. That was
a long three years. I was never happier than when
I turned nine nine. I matured early.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Just ask my nannies, for.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
You always have a story for every occasion.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
It's a gift.
Speaker 10 (22:02):
Now, if you'll excuse me, signor Bombachelle is taking me
for my weekly facial apricots, scrub exfoliated coconut cucumber around
my eyes, topical botox for my lips and eyebrows, manscape.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Well, getting a manny penny with that.
Speaker 10 (22:18):
Dear God, No, I'm not a flamer, and now I
must d your farewell.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Dear hot ladies and gentlemen. Sir Alan Swan, the world's
greatest actor.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Goddamn stop.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Good morning, Big Show's on the radio, and more Big
Show right around the corner.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
I'm working with mister mill Cox over his outfit. Now.
Like listening to John Boyd and Billion that they're Big Show.
Speaker 12 (22:50):
I like the way they talk. They're funny haha, funny queer,
that's what they say. Anyhow, I figured out what John
Boy has a hard time getting started the morning.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Ain't gotten the gage.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Good morning, it's a big showing the radio. And here's
your twenty four hour alert for John Boy's wonderful thing.
Number one hundred and forty four challenge coin from the
fifty four Combat Communications Squadron Robins Air Force Basin Georgia
is the name of the hat. Twenty four hours from
riding now. Will give it away right there at the
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Big Show dot Com tator Taman News. In minutes, Big
Show rolls on, Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Coming up, we'd play wordy word for an LS tractor
prize back. It includes hat, stainless steel insulated tumbler and
a keychain. Go to lstractor USA dot com find your
local dealer, learn why customers start blue and stay blue?
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Hang on, play war ten minutes. Let's play Taytor Tama.
I mean, let's talk to Marcy.
Speaker 8 (24:31):
It feels like a game for my life every time
I do this, so perfect. Look over to the box
office real quick, since I missed it after the Memorial
Day the Memorial weekend box office. Coming in number one
was Leelo and Stitch. Yes, yeah, it beat out Mission
Impossible to Final Reckoning that came in second plan anythink.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
What was Neck and Neck?
Speaker 8 (24:52):
You may think now Leelo and Stitch brought in one
hundred and eighty three million dollars. Tom Cruise brought in
seventy seven million, and it is the number eight in
the franchise. We were kind of stuck on five. There
were three from what we thought about. Yeah, so there
was eight. The final Destination Bloodlines came in third place,
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Thunderbolts came in fourth, and Sinners stayed in the top five.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
So the last Mission Impossible movie was Dead Reckoning in
twenty three. There you go in this mission and post
the final Reckoning in twenty five, so they'll come up
with another reckoning.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Yeah, so either he's done or the reckonings are done.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Now reckoning, we will kill Lee Lo and stitch you reckon.
Speaker 8 (25:35):
We have to pay respects to some celebrities that we've lost.
George went I failed to mention him. Yeah, this Norm
passed away.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
And also Duck Dynasty's patriarch, Phil Robertson passed away. According
to TMZ.
Speaker 8 (25:49):
His family posted on their Facebook page saying that Phil
was a man of God who always tries to remind
people that death only meant returning to God's kingdom. His
family revealed that he was diagnosed with all Zheimer's disease
back in December, so that is what he passed.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
From.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Jordan Hudson another day, another story. Who's Jordan Hudson. Do
you remember Bill Belichick's girlfriend?
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Oh no, no, she sounds.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Like a guy, spelt like a girl.
Speaker 5 (26:15):
Oh wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Well, she's trying to.
Speaker 8 (26:20):
Worm her way in somewhere again. A new report says
that she is gunning for a spot in the Sports
Illustrated Swimsuit issue. Apparently, she was seen hobnobbing last week
at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Swimsuit Swimsuit party at the
hard Rock Hotel in New York, trying to get close to.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
The magazine execs.
Speaker 8 (26:37):
And also it's also been rumored that the coach for
Carolina has reportedly gotten another commitment engaged yes He. Reports
are saying that Jordan has told at least one person
that they're getting hitched. So the news comes a few
weeks after The New York Post reported that she's been
wearing a huge diamond yes on that finger, less than
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two weeks since Bill attended the Miss Maine USA pageant,
where she came in third. Everyone at UNC has insisted
that Jordan is not a distraction for Bill, but if
this engagement is for real, we'll see how the planning
of the wedding goes for She's.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
A big distraction for me.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
I can tell you.
Speaker 8 (27:17):
Well, you know, as you may or may not know,
Bill got a lot of people buzzing when he gave
his boat a makeover. He renamed his boat one plus
eight rings and he didn't roam aural numerals. So as
you know, he has eight Super Bowl rings. What in
the world the next ring bait?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
People are speculating that he means an engagement ring.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Oh nose.
Speaker 8 (27:43):
Well, we were all worried about Taylor, Swift and Lake lively. Well,
it looks like Taylor is done getting dragged into the
Justin Baldoni Baldanni legal drama. They have dropped their subpoena
for her to be part of the proceedings.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
Good, They're gonna be fine.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Yeah, it's gonna be okay.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Public.
Speaker 8 (28:00):
So over the weekend, the American Music Awards hit the
hit the airwaves. It's the largest fan voted awards show.
Did you did you note that?
Speaker 4 (28:13):
So?
Speaker 8 (28:13):
It was you know, created by Dick Clark. The first
American Music Awards were given out in nineteen seventy four.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
So I can go over the list. Do you care? Okay?
Speaker 8 (28:23):
Well? Artist of the Year went to Billie Eilish. Fan
voted Billie Eilish. A New Artist of the Year went
to Gracie Abrams and if you know her, she sounds
like Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Song of the Year went.
Speaker 8 (28:33):
To Billy Eilish Spurds of a Feather, Papers are Stuck Together.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Favorite touring Artists.
Speaker 8 (28:40):
Billy Eilish, Favorite male pop artist, Bruno Mars, Favorite female
pop artists, Billy Eilish, Favorite pop album, Billy Eilish, Favorite
pop song.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Billysh.
Speaker 8 (28:53):
Favorite male country artists went to Post Malone Post who
went from pop to country and favorite female country.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Artist beyond Yes.
Speaker 8 (29:06):
The Business, Favorite country album, Favorite country song went to
Post Below.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
And I'll stop you there. You don't have to worry about.
Speaker 8 (29:19):
They also want to let you know if you had
tickets to go see Billy Joel, he has scrapped the
rest of his shows.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
He's canceled it due to a medical issue.
Speaker 8 (29:26):
Really, he was recently diagnosed with normal pressure normal pressure
hydrocephalus n p H. It's a it's a condition where
it involves problems with his hearing, vision and balance.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
Brain disorder. They're not quite sure how it forms.
Speaker 8 (29:43):
And he was so sorry to disappoint his audiences, but
he has to take care of his health. Got stage,
falling off stage and stuff.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
We had tickets to the Charlotte show and they've already refunded.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
So he's done this year, done this year, all right,
Thank you very much for that report, Marcin Billie Jarls
very popular. We got it all right. Well let's get
us a winter. Let's play worthy word. Here we go
one eight hundred big shows. You told free Line. We'll
get a couple of contestants in play next. Good morning.
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That's a Big Show on the radio, wrote into your
Pursy made twenty nine today's feature track when it makes
your Big Box of Bill Silver's visit about the BS
healthcare plan. He might have a good idea. Let's find
out together. Let me hit the big box at the
Bigshow dot Com.
Speaker 10 (30:57):
Right now, let's play everybody's head about the bad Okay.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
No wordy word, the wordy word.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Let's meet our contestants. We got Chris from Shannah, North Carolina.
Good morning, Chris, oh Hey, John boy Hey, everybody money, welcome.
And we got Mark from crab Orchard in West Virginia.
Good morning, Mark, Good morning, Big Show and everybody radio.
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All right, boys, well it's gonna be Marcy and Mark,
John Boyn Chris. Okay, two rounds boys, good luck to you. Okay, well, Mark,
you relax. Me and Chris we'll go for the first
thirty seconds. All we got a mixed bag of words.
Anything goes here, Chris and Mark? All right, all right, Chris,
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are you ready? Yes, all right, starting to clock. Now
you can get hurt. Go to the blank care center urgent. Yes,
uh huh oh, I got a blank replacement, right, no
another one down load me yes, me uh huh. Oh,
I tell the truth. I am blank all the time. Correct, No,
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I'm telling the terrific truth. Truth is true. I am
being blank with you the truth. She a blank Abe
his nickname blank Abe honest cash boy.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
Sorry about that.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Sometimes we'll have a brain on this game. That is
a three on the board. So Marcy and Mark for
your round one? You ready, Mark, I'm ready. Let's do
it and go.
Speaker 8 (32:46):
Casper the Friendly. Yes, yeah, you're a sailor. You know
how to tie these in rope? Yep, novacaine will make
your lip what No, make sure you stop at the
stop blank.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Sign.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Yes you are.
Speaker 8 (33:06):
Oh, this is a crossing blank. You see him in
front of schools are crossing guards. Bo Jangles makes fluffy buttermilk. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Well, y'all had a little roll on their six on
the board six and three and I ain't over yet, Chris,
Let's see if we can. John, All right, well, let's
go right there, we go, start the clock. Now. Cows
that give milk, they're a blank cow, milk, milk, milk, cheese,
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Darry Dairy. Yes, Oh, women wear these on their lobes. Yes,
uh huh. You fly in an airplane, don't take the elevator,
take the stairs. You eat these a blank cocktail and
from the ocean, six of them. They're small fish, shell
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fish shrimp. Yes, okay, hell me look down and see
what we do. Five on that three Chris, a total
of eight.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
To come back.
Speaker 8 (34:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Well let's see what Marcy and Mark is laid out
there for you. Two will tie, three will win? Ready, Mark,
I'm ready and go.
Speaker 8 (34:28):
This is a fancy word for doughnuts and uh and
croissants and uh, it's all this is a p history.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Yes, this is you.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (34:36):
This artist just kind of takes a pencil and uh
and and and make sure does a does a Dore's
a picture of you, just kind of a blank artist.
Just yes, sorry, you strike this and start a fire.
You strike this wood thing.
Speaker 9 (34:52):
Yes, the nasale is gonna be hard to the number
after two, Chris, dog gone.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
And that's the way the.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Words fall sometime, buddy. It was a good game.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
Yeah, I'll look you down, john boy.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
But I still have fun.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
I love the show. Thank you so much. Man. We'll
make you. We'll give you another shot at it down
the road there. Chris, Oh, thank you, appreciate you, buddy.
I have a great day and Holme says, a shot,
look at you, Mark crab Orchards t word playing right there. Harrd, buddy,
you ain't gone many years of listening, John Boy, Good work, buddy,
(35:37):
Good morning, I got a base on the radio. Big
request time. David Stevens from Columbia, South Carolina says, Ricky
ted Wells, Mama, please play us at tune.
Speaker 4 (35:48):
We'll do it.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
David from late great Tim Wilson coming up next. Good morning.
(36:17):
That makes sense on a radio. Something you a line
to hear about this time? Money through Friday. It is
up the John Boyman the Facebook page David Stevens, Columbia,
South Carolina.
Speaker 13 (36:28):
Here this too, Tim Wellson, ricketted will was a great athlete,
was a big, strong boy that was quick on his feet.
In every college in the country wanted Ricky on their line.
But when the scouts come knocking on Ricky's don't worry.
They didn't want to talk to your rick no more.
When they saw his mama, she's the one they wanted
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to sign. She was a roll bond woman, raised on
a farm, had bear bright tattooed on her forearm. She's
a mainer and hall and running boardy and bored poet three,
and she can squat six hundred, bitch press five the
hands down me and this homemaker alive. Got a scholarship
playing line back her in the sec.
Speaker 9 (37:11):
A.
Speaker 13 (37:12):
Ricketed Wells. Mama's gonna play football. Her own names Doris,
but they're gonna call her too tall. She got shoulders
and a hind end. Poor put wife gone to college.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
On a full ride.
Speaker 13 (37:28):
Doris Titwell's gonna play in the inn.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
See the boat.
Speaker 13 (37:35):
She wash all her team makes, niforms tucked everybody in,
and the football dorm cook. The game meals at the
lord's prayer and miss in the junk strap. She's got
a spare, crawling to huddle and call all the plays,
only one enough to go both ways. Get a mouthful
of mud, start up and knees, cussing up the coaches,
spitting on revereees. Ricketed Wells, Mama's gonna play football. Oh,
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her real names Doris. Everybody calls her too cold. They
say she's a fine young man, but she's really not.
Speaker 4 (38:08):
Wreckage.
Speaker 13 (38:09):
Mama was the master of the chief shard, and on
a triple option play she could ruin your day.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
She led the.
Speaker 13 (38:19):
Team in tackles in the league in sex, but the
book for killing nine quarterbacks, but the school's reputation was destroyed.
The a huge wreckage Mama of steroids. Rickett Wells mama's
own probation, and Alabama is under their ninth investigations. There
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they wouldn't lead poor ricketed Wells Mama alone. She'd been
taking mail hormones. Doris ted Wells gonna be help in
the l Rickett Wells Mama, whoa Travis Hey ol oh yeah, hey.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Good morning and it's a big sew on the radio
buonnamin box. Key words for this feature track healthcare.
Speaker 8 (39:41):
Well.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
I tell you all how much I love this guy.
I'm looking forward to this here. He is the owner, operator,
and sole proprietor of BS Products, the one and only
Bill Silvers.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
How do you do it? How are you?
Speaker 10 (39:55):
It's a joy of pleasure, nay, and honor to once
again be seated in this slightly uncomfortable and out of chair,
perched at to dais with the kings of moderately humorous
morning radio.
Speaker 4 (40:04):
Man.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
Have you got away with words?
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Say? If astro Nerd had your vocabulary and personality, he'd
be a lot more popular. On the Big Show.
Speaker 10 (40:11):
Yes, and if King Kong had breast, he'd be Queen Alas,
some things are just not meant to be, but he
does serve his purpose and as a universally ridiculed object
of our scorn and derision. The good news is all
may not be lost for the nerd known as astro.
I believe there may be help for what ails him.
There's help for astro nerd.
Speaker 8 (40:29):
Oh.
Speaker 10 (40:29):
Of course, he shows all the classic symptoms of terminal
obnoxiousness and personality devoidance.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
And what does that mean?
Speaker 3 (40:35):
He's a loser.
Speaker 10 (40:37):
But lucky for him, all those conditions are covered by
the greatest, most complete, most satisfying word in affordable health
care insurance Obamacare. No, I said greatest, complete, satisfying and affordable.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
What in that sentence reminds you of Obamacare?
Speaker 9 (40:50):
No?
Speaker 3 (40:50):
No, by ballcap, young friend.
Speaker 10 (40:52):
What I'm offering is a product of real American ingenuity,
from the people that brought you the Stinky Slinky, the Sheer, Noble,
three cup, Brasier and Braille Twister.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
I prod to introduce bscare you got your own health
insurance company. That's part of cold Cool.
Speaker 10 (41:07):
It is the wordsmith strikes again, Yes, folks, BSCRE the
first name. Inefficient, non government run healthcare, no rationing, no
crappy website, no leaked personal information.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
No doctors. Well, wait a second, no doctors.
Speaker 3 (41:21):
Doctors.
Speaker 10 (41:21):
Bah, Let me ask you a question, sir.
Speaker 3 (41:24):
What drives up the cost of healthcare moore than anything? Doctors?
Speaker 10 (41:27):
How dare they expect you to pay through the nose
so they could cover those medical school tuitions and those
fancy offices? Where do they get the ego? Doctors are
what's ruining the healthcare industry? Serf, hold it? How can
you not use doctors?
Speaker 8 (41:40):
Ah?
Speaker 10 (41:40):
The real question is why should we? And the answer
is obvious as the nose on Barbara Streisand's face. We
use nurses, just nurses, just nurses. When you go to
the doctor, who do you spend the most time with?
The nurse who goes out of the way to make
you feel comfortable? And at home, who's bloused? You try
to pick down the urse?
Speaker 3 (41:56):
Bingo.
Speaker 10 (41:58):
The doctor shows up, he pokes, he prods, he points
out his diplomas on the wall.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
Blah blah blah. Gone. The nurse does all the dirty works.
Speaker 10 (42:03):
So in BSCRE we give doctor fancy pants the breeze
and go directly to the nurses.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
I guess that would be a little less expensive. Of
course it would be, sir. And since most nurses are women,
they're used to getting paid less. Right there, BSCRE is
saving you money. I hate to ask, but are the
nurses any good?
Speaker 3 (42:20):
Are they any good? Are they any good? Are they
any good? What am I saying? Of course they are.
Speaker 10 (42:25):
They're the pride of BSCRE single payer health system, single payer. Yes,
you pay them with singles.
Speaker 3 (42:30):
Just like on their other job, other job.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
Your nurses are strippers now now.
Speaker 10 (42:35):
Now, sir, we prefer the term wardrobe disbursement technician. As
you know, the economy is in the toilet right now.
The only person making a living working the pole is
Santa Claus As Jackie yourself can tell you, sir, implants
aren't cheap.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Well tell the truth. I paid for those.
Speaker 3 (42:49):
You paid for those?
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (42:50):
Wow, remind me to give you an extra sucker on
your first office visit.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Okay, So simis some information and I'll look it over.
Speaker 3 (42:57):
It's on its way to you now, sir. Oh, you're
going to leve the brochure. It has a centerfold.
Speaker 10 (43:01):
Now you're tell it sure beats a picture of a
girly boy in footy pajamas drinking hot chocolate. I'll be
back in touch soon, Oh gifted one, and remember, if
it sounds too good to be true, it's gotta be bs.
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Good day. Bed boxes.
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