July 24, 2025 • 46 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Jackie reads a recap of one of John Boy’s recent participation in a fishing tournament.. - The Grumpy Old Man explains why he hates Superheroes.. - We’ll get back on track with NASCAR commentator Doug Rice as he looks ahead to this weekend's race at the Brickyard.. - John Boy gives away another tiny portion of his “Wonderful Things”.. - We’ll give toes a chance to tap with “The Clinton Mambo”.. - Hoyt and Delbert try to save a Goat that fell in a hole.. - and we’ll wrap up with a visit from Mr. Rhubarb…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good Morning Baby shows on the radio. Coming up, we
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Speaker 2 (00:16):
Two ninety nine World Long, tough on grass, Easy on
your wallet.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Now his man has been making me easy on my wallet,
picking me some winners of this NASCAR thing. I guess
you don't just spend thirty some odd years closer to
forty in the business without picking up some stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Doug. Thank you for being willing to share it with
me and our listeners.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
It is my pleasure. Every morning before my feet hit
the floor, I'm thinking, how can I make john.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Boys life that.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Welcome to my world?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
The Boy and Randy and I commiserate over that time
we've lost purpose in life. We're just drifting about to
serve you, Johnny, I hear you.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
We're one step away from saying, please give us food, alms.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Arms for the poor.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Well, Doug, you were telling us earlier on like around
the middle of March, to watch Denny Hamlin. Things lining
up against him and he is the first driver to
notch four wins the season. Of course, he wins in
Dover on Sunday race.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
He didn't dominate, but ran great at the tail end
of it. They had two quick restarts. He was on
older tires but was able to hold off Chase Briscoe
with some pretty nifty driving and got his fourth win
of the season. He looks pretty stout right now, guys.
He's the leading Toyota driver in my opinion. I mean,
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he's one more races than anybody else this year. At
the age of forty four. He's doing some pretty cool stuff.
So I don't know if this is the year that
Denny finally wins the title, but he's making a real
valid effort at it. So good on him. He's won
back to back races at Dover, so apparently he likes
that concrete mile track.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Man. That really was something because I just knew he
was going to get past those old tires. But just
the way you just take the air off the car,
it was genius. That was some driving.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
It was fun to watch because on the very last lap,
the white flag lap, Chase Briscoe had the lead coming
off turn four and I thought well, this is over.
He's gonna win. Yeah, And Chase lost it a little
bit and the next thing you know, here comes the
old man, zips around him and wins another one.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
And we were thinking the former points leader might be
ready to step up and win another one. Since the
Daytona five hundred we've been talking about William Byron. You
thought Dover might be it.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Not so much. Chase Elliot is now your new points leader,
and the world rejoices. That feeling that you hear is
the small earthquake down in Dawsonville, George's Chase Elliott wound
up finishing sixth. He dominated the race, led over half
the lapse like it was his best performance of the year,
even though he won down in Atlanta.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
But it was good enough.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
And William Byron got involved in the crash late, got
sent to the back of the pack, and that enabled
Chase Elliott's take over the regular season points lead. And
that's big because there's only five races left and if
he can hold on to that, then he gets that
fifteen playoff points. Right now, he is sixteen points ahead
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of William Byron. Kyle Larson is third in the regular
points all three of them race for Hendrick Motorsports. So
Hendrick Motorsports looks like they've put all four of their
cards in the playoffs for sure.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Really do now, would you have picked a couple of
ties to be going for a million dollars on the
end season Challenge?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
We got no, But it looks.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Like, excuse me, they're going to tie one on in Indy.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
The classics never died. So Tyde Dillon was the thirty
second seed in this n SEA. He's in tournament that
started back in Atlanta. He benefited. He benefited from the
fact that there was a huge crash damaged or took
out twenty four cars in that race, not him. So
he jumped over Denny Hamler in that race who was eliminated.
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And then he's had a couple of other good showings.
Last week at Sonoma, he moved Alex Bowman out of
the way on the last lap to finish ahead of
him and that put him in the semifinals. This past week,
he finished one spot better than the guy that he
was matched up against, John Hunter Nimachek. So ty Dillon
a journeyman driver that most people are not familiar with.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
At all.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
He is Richard Children's grandson will race for a million
bucks in Indy and he will take on Ty Gibbs.
Ty Gibbs is not as big as surprise. He was
the sixth seed coming into this, so you could see
it getting there. So you've got the lowest seed there
could be against the other tie Ty Gibbs and the
sixth seed. Whoever finishes the best, it doesn't matter if
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they finished thirty third in thirty fourth. Whoever finishes the
best at Indy wins a million bucks.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
There you go, all right, that'll be fun happening there.
And I accused you of throwing random village people lyricsactly
before you said doe, because on the paper that Taylor
gave me. In the Navy, you can sail the seven
Seas and in the Navy, and now I can't get
it out of my head.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
The village peoples home.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
You can thank me for that wonderful airworm. So in
the Navy you can also race NASCAR. Apparently, Cornado Air
Naval Station or Navy base in San Diego will host
all three NASCAR National Series next year, Truck's, Xfinity, and Cup,
and they are going to race on the Carnado Navy
(05:43):
Base right there in San Diego. They don't have the
exact layout yet, but I'm hearing it'll probably be about
a three mile road course.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Public will be allowed in.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
They're expecting a lot of fans to show up. Don't
have a lot of details except it will be on
Father's Day and this is going to help celebrate the
Navy's two hundred and fiftieth birthday.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
So I suspect that this will.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Be the road course race next year. And I don't
know this for a fact, but I would think they
probably won't go back to Mexico, and that Chicago Street
course race will wind up at Chicago Land Speedway, a
mile and a half track down in Joliet. But all
of that's to be determined. But we know for a
fact now that on Father's Day weekend next year they're
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racing on the Navy base in San Diego.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
How about that?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Good stuff? Looking forward to that all right?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
At the Brickyard this weekend, it'll be the last race
on TNT before they switch over to USA and network
for three and then NBC shows the final race before
we hit the playoffs.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Yeah, and NBC and USA are all the same it's
all the same crew. Lee Diffi will be the main anchor.
People are really opinionated about Lee. He is he knows
his racing. He's actually people call him an Englishman. He's
from Australia. By the way, Lee knows his stuff, so
you know.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
Get over it.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
The guy gets stock car racing, he understands it. He
is immersed in it. Yeah, he doesn't sound like he's
from the South, and you know what, I'm okay with
that as long as you know what you're talking about.
I don't care where the accent is because I've had
to explain that to people when I visit in New York.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
I've been on the other side of that.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
So they'll have the races and yeah, TNT ends up
with the end season Challenge finale at the Brickyard this weekend,
and that's how the television no breakout.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
All right, I'm not gonna ask you which tie is
gonna finish ahead of the other tie for a million dollars.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
I will be honest. I'm pulling for tide Illan. This
is his one shining moment. Is he has one win,
by the way, in the Exfinity Series. It was at
the Indianapolis Motors people many years ago, so he does
have The last time they the only toe time, the
only time he and Ty Gibbs raced head to head
at Indy, Ty Dillon finished ahead of it. So there
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there is some hope telling me he's got a chance,
he's got it, he's got a chance. You never know
what's gonna happen in these and I think you know
the vast majority of the public is pulling for the
thirty second seed underdog.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Yes, sir, I'll be right there pulling for Tis. Well
with you, buddy.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
I heard what you said there. You're gonna pull for
Tie that.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
I bet you are.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Doug Well, are you traveling to Indy this week again?
Speaker 4 (08:31):
This will be the.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
First time I've not gone to Indy in thirty years.
This is one I'm gonna miss. I've always loved going
up there and working on the radio broadcast with the
IMS radio folks because we combined network. So I will
miss that a little bit. And I just think that's
a cool town. The race tracks got a lot of
history and heritage. This weekend, I'm not gonna I'm not
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doing long shots here. I'm gonna I'm gonna go with
the faves. I like Denny Hamlin again. I think he is.
He's on a roll chase Elliott. I feel like right
now it is the fastest of the Chevrolets. And if
I'm gonna go forward, this guy likes to win big races.
Maybe Joey Logano. So those those are my three right now?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
All right, Denny Logano got it right there, and tie
Dylan for the million, Tie Dylan for the million.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I thank you that, Bardie.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
You have a great weekend and joy watching the RAS
on TV. Buddy, all right, then y'all can follow Doug
on next Rice Man sixty one. Alrighty, right, then let's
play be the blond one eight hundred Big Show you
told free line. We'll go to contestant and play next.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
We world until you Thursday, July twenty fourth, beat your
track for the Big Show, Big Box. Mister Rhubarb over
delivered and underpaid. According to him, what he talking about
A few words underpaid. We hear the big Box at
the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
They're right now.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
It's hut should beat the blunt. Let's say hey to
our contestant. Out of Baker's Field, North Carolina. Don't she's
itting just me walk the streets bakers Field like Aaron, Good.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Morning, Aaron, good morning. How are you?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Ozenbody has everything on the streets of Baker's Field this morning.
Speaker 7 (10:47):
Night and clean? How are you.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Our streets now? Man?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
We bout halfway in the hood. There's like them uptown
scooters where people use, you know, for free to j Yeah.
They laying all over the place. You got jaggies. People
hanging around the boost mobile where you can get some
fish in some market.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
But they don't know what kind of fish they's helling
down there.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
But.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
It's being sold in the back.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
But yeah, But besides that, everything's all right here.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
All right, are you?
Speaker 4 (11:22):
I don't go around bothering.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
People city living?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Oh all right there, let's get you two bells for
two buzzers in that prize bag, tayl you how about
helping out there all right?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Because you you have been beating everybody in the row,
you know, about three and.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
Four in a row here you okay, okay, we.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Are saving up on some prize bags. You're okay.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
The most valuable comic book in the world is Action
Comics Number one, which features the origin and first appearance
of which super he roll?
Speaker 8 (12:00):
I mean, who doesn't know about action comic books.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
I mean the first superhero.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Was Captain cave Captain Caveman.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
Okay, that was for the eighties kids. That was for
the kids in the eighties.
Speaker 8 (12:16):
Captain America. Captain America America. See he doesn't have a
cool call.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Most valuable in the world. Aaron, No, you buy that?
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Do you agree or disagree? I disagree, disagree? That was
the thing to do you Superman? That was very popular. Still,
he was out there, Captain Caveman.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
It's a great cartoon for this watching cartoon.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
I'm going to grow up when you do y'all's cartoon.
Speaker 8 (12:50):
Now you know how I feel when you're talking about
Andy Griffin.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
I guess you're they.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Were almost politically correct, not quite.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Oh right, there there's one male the other another wonder
Woman's costume. Superheroes included a critical accessory made from a
rare indestructible.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Metal called feminum.
Speaker 8 (13:13):
What was it used to make feminine? I would say
her underwire in her brawn like some.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Female prob.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
Only think I have to see a big girl.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Dancing on TV? About it TV? Some drug? No that's after.
Speaker 8 (13:42):
You to grow hair on your numbers.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
Okay, back to feminine.
Speaker 8 (13:48):
Wonder Woman had beautiful bracelets, and I believe that was
made from femininem, femininum feminine.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
The more you talk, the harder it is to believe you.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yeah so, but you did say wonder woman's.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Bracelets elect her jewelry.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Okay, Aaron or bracelets, Agree or disagree? I will agree
with that one and.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Away there you know her bullet proof bracelets.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Only were they pretty? They were yes, useful, as you said.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Aaron, Good work, buddy, Big world Lone Moore's prize pack
headed over to Baker's.
Speaker 7 (14:30):
Feel for you all right, I appreciate it and thank
you guys. Long time listener.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Oh right man, Tom the Grass and Bakers feel sorry,
cap Yeah yeah, by the many hours Tom of your
news on the other side Thursday morning, remembering rapers got
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rave on the other.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Side of Sport Good morning. To make sure it's on
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the radio.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Rayford is in his studio and says he used to
spill more liquor than he drinks now, but wasn't watering
down good whiskey by putting sweet stuff in it.
Speaker 9 (15:44):
I think I've told you the story by the man
sitting with a group of us on the back porch
at the five o'clock hour. He was rather irrepressible, even
when he wanted to repress him. Like he was telling
how he was an expert on Tennessee whiskey. Said there
was none but than George Dickle. Light at a bottle
of gentleman jack with me, offered him a drink of it.
(16:05):
He poured a couple of ounces into a glass and
then filled the glass with pepsicola. I said, gimme my
liquor bag. I was astounded that he could sow adulterate
good whiskey. As I see, the North American brewers are
betting on some unusual flavors to convince more consumers to
buy beer before liquor his drinkers increasingly turned to exotic
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cocktails and other alcoholic beverages. Liquor companies have been stealing
market share in North America, in part by aggressively marketing
new concoctions such as Smirnoff fluffed marshmallow flavored vodka YEH
and Southern Comfort fiery pepper to appeal to the youngsters
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who don't know how to appreciate unadulterated distilled spirits. Beer
still controls about half of the US throat share and alcohol.
How about that they called it throat share shoot. I
just as soon drank an old stump hole. That's the
rain water that turns brown after being in an old
stump hole for a while. Better if I went out
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in the woods and dipped it out and put it
in a bottle and put a label on it, they'd
buy it and drink it after they'd cut it with pepsicola.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
Robert E.
Speaker 9 (17:17):
Rayfer, John Boyn Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Well
you think it's hot outside? I hear you should see
the theaters. They're burning up with blockbusters. And here to
give us his two cents is our own reviewer, Rabbi
myron Berg stage.
Speaker 10 (18:01):
Shollow me, Hobie, what's happening? And yes, I do think
it's hot outside?
Speaker 5 (18:07):
Can you tell?
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Are you wearing cargo shorts?
Speaker 5 (18:10):
Damp skippy your red neck hippie?
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Check out these legs.
Speaker 11 (18:16):
Not bad.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
I don't get any ideas.
Speaker 10 (18:19):
I'm not looking to be one of the swingers out
at mucuslim Pharms Booger, Jimmy I'm out of uniform for
the summer. They jos are supposed to suffer in silence.
FA stick that in your fecal foot locker. I got
the shorts, I got the Hawaiian shite. Check out my feet, now,
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those nails could use a trail. No, I'm talking about
the footwear. Yah sandals. I never had a pair before.
I gotta tell you, it's refreshing to have the breeze
hitting your tootsies. I'm out there, John Boy, and I'm
loving every minute of it.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
So did you wear this new enjumble to the movies?
Speaker 5 (19:03):
Nope, I wore George. I never had the pair of
George before.
Speaker 10 (19:08):
George Jean shorts, Gene shorts, yad dumb cracker.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
So what movie did you see?
Speaker 11 (19:16):
Well?
Speaker 10 (19:16):
I wanted to go see that new Dinosaur Park movie,
the one with Scarlet O'Hara.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
Oh what a rack on that day. But all the
kids wanted to go see the Super Guy movie.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
I supposed to be a pretty big deal.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
Why there's been a dozen Super Guy movies? Kids? Parents?
Speaker 10 (19:34):
Sticky in our rocket headed for eight, his home planet explodes,
He's raised by farmers, gets a job at the newspaper
Lois Lane, Jimmy Olsen.
Speaker 5 (19:44):
Les Luther, YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA, finish sequel.
Speaker 7 (19:47):
So how was it?
Speaker 10 (19:49):
Well, it was okay, I guess. I mean, there's some
other heroes in it. Uh, there's a green flashlight with
the blonde Mohoward Hecker. There's a bird girl with a hammer,
and a terrific guy, whoever the hell that's supposed to be.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
So how about Superman's dog Crypto. Ah, it's not even
a real dog. It's a computer dog. Come on, Hollywood,
you can't paint a real dog to fly.
Speaker 10 (20:16):
Y'all lazy. And I'm gonna tell you something else. This
dog is a pain in the tooker's Normally I see
a movie. If there's a dog, nothing better happen to it.
I'm telling you right now, the dog lives in this movie.
I was hoping for the old yellow treatment. So how Superman.
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He's fine, he sends his regard.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
How is he in the movies?
Speaker 5 (20:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (20:42):
I'm not sohold and I don't mean the nitpick, but
he's he's got kind of a lazy eye. I mean
it's like Jack Elom playing Captain USA. I just can't
take him seriously. He's got a head like a cinder block.
Lois Lane, Nah, come on, you're superman. This is the
best you can do.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
Give Burt Girl a try.
Speaker 10 (21:06):
But if I had to pick someone as a favorite,
it's the guy playing Lex Luga.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
He's a little young, but he's a great.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Actor, Nick Jonas Nicholas Halt, who Nicholas Halt played Lex Luthor.
Speaker 5 (21:20):
I thought that was the guy that gets a royalty
every time somebody makes a bad movie.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
That's Nicholas Cage.
Speaker 10 (21:28):
I thought that was the fat cowboy actor who got
popular just as they stopped making Western.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
That's Nick Searcy.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
I thought that was the guy with the great mustache
who married that hot broad from the Gay Show.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
That's Nick Offerman.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
I thought that was Gary Busey's twin brother.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
That's Nick Nolty.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
I thought that was the football coach everyone hates.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
That's Nick Saban.
Speaker 5 (21:57):
I thought that was when you get something done at
the last minute.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
That's the Nick of Time.
Speaker 10 (22:02):
I thought that was all that junk in my wife's
carryo cabinet. That's Nick Knats. So who the hell am
I thinking of Nicholas Holt. He's in ten movies a year.
When does he fight time to take it up. So
what do you think I think he should have played Superman?
You know, too normal lives the movie? Ah, well, you
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know I give it three other five yarmickers. Hey, it's summer.
You're just happy to be out of the heat. It's
not the vice movie I ever saw, not the best
of course.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
You know, what the hell do I know?
Speaker 10 (22:39):
I don't live in my mommy's basement and spend my
days reading comical books like It's.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
The Holy Torah.
Speaker 10 (22:45):
I don't go online and cry about Superman suit look
like a car hot?
Speaker 5 (22:50):
What the hell do you know about car hot? Your
lazy best, but you never had a job.
Speaker 10 (22:55):
You live your life in a fantasy wild arguing whether
the it's about Burt girl would never do that on
this movie is inconsistent with the mythology.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
How do I know what you say?
Speaker 10 (23:07):
Because I'm sitting behind you during a whole damn movie.
You want to hold dump that slushy down your back?
It was me, and I'm glad I didn't. I'm sure
you ran old the mommy's basement crying all the way. Yes,
not those little basting and.
Speaker 8 (23:26):
For that.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
I apologize. God bless and remember see you met Mae.
It's cheap.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
You more than everybody.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
You got a big show on the.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Radio, right, big showing radio.
Speaker 6 (23:42):
Ah, let's take any news letter sports.
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It's just Spanky from the Yellow Rose.
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Yeah, so b I read it.
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Speaker 2 (25:20):
To you, yes I do. That's a Hall of Fame game. Oh,
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Hang on, getting ready to cut out up for over, Taylor.
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over eighty five thousand dollars in prizes. So you can
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to set up the Law Tigers link. Click on that
when you hit the Big Show dot com. Take you
right there all right, hang, I wanna play more than
menues right now?
Speaker 8 (26:45):
Hit it?
Speaker 11 (26:47):
Uh, mister President, your West called. She's busy in New York.
She won't be coming home to speaking.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Thanks Betty.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Okay, Fellers, it's party time. One, two, three, four five,
everybody the limo. Come on, let's ride to the liquor
store around the corner the wife's side of town.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
So I think I really wanna call some names from my.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Little black book guaranteed to make this party cook. We'll
call Angela and Pamela and Buffy and Vicki and for
you know it, everything will be freaky.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
We're gonna throw it down, then we're gonna pick it up.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
These girls a cue. That's a little speckle puff. I
know I said that I learned my lesson, but I
just can't keep from messing. A little bit of Monica
in my life.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
A little bit of Erica by my side.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
A little bit of Rider if you please, a little
bit of Teena she's a sleeze. A little bit of Sandra,
she's so funky. A little bit of Mary she's kind
of chunky. A little bit of Jessica's what I see,
a little bit of break from he'llovery.
Speaker 11 (27:54):
Mister President.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
The girls from cools right here all right.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Sitting right in. Hey, girls, come on in, y'all are
look it good?
Speaker 10 (28:05):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Those chicken wings? Yeah, put them on the conference table
right over there. Hey, y'all want to see the war
room jump up and down and move it all around.
Put your hands in the air. Ifo you clothes on
the ground, then climb on board and we'll have fun.
Want to take a ride on Air Force one. We'll
fly so high we'll touch the sky. And if we
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get caught, we'll lie a little bit of Sandy on
my lap, A little bit of Tiffany she likes wrap,
A little bit of red up if you please, a
little bit of.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Team up she's as sleez. A little bit of Sandra
on the fly, a little bit of Mary on the sly,
a little bit of.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Jessica raising cane, a little break from that old.
Speaker 11 (28:50):
Ball and chain, and mister President diplomatic self probably can
make it just to ride, all right?
Speaker 2 (29:01):
What that baby up? Hey, we'll see me in Hell smooth.
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A little bit of Monica in the house, a little
bit of something on her blouse, a little bit of
red she's a gold a little bit of Tina, she's
a hoe, A little bit to sign up on the desk,
A little bit of Marry she's the best. A little
bit of Jessica in my life, A great big secret
(29:42):
from my wife.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Hey, girls, me and you, I can get you all
a job at Revlon too.
Speaker 8 (29:50):
You know me.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
I love the freak. See you babe, same time next week.
Speaker 11 (29:57):
Alrighty us president call you will be arriving after all.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Okay, everybody, cross the mode, cross the smoke crap this place.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Hey, honey, welcome home. I give us a president.
Speaker 11 (30:22):
Bye, y'all.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Let's play wordy word for the big old log, Tiger's
prize pack in the Ultimate Styling and Sturge's Trip of
a lifetime one eight hundred big show you told free line.
We'll get a couple of condescence team up and play next.
(31:01):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. There's
the morning July twenty fourth.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Mister Rubarb. Over the years, he says he's over delivered.
It was under pay. Thank you. What y'all think about it?
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Here?
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Underpaid? Keyword at the bid box? Can I got all
their contest money?
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Can't get due?
Speaker 2 (31:27):
We'll call you Linda.
Speaker 5 (31:28):
I had everybody's head about the bad.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Okay, a birdy worried that, A wordy worried.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
A minute, let's meet the contestants. We got Scrappy Do
from Seal, Alabama.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Good morning, Scrappy, Good morning the boy, Hello everybody? Then
have I got Paul from Mount Pleasant, South Carolina. Good morning, Paul,
Good morning. So we're all good alright then.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
So it'll be Tater and Paul on one team, John
Boy and Scrappy Do on the other.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
What we're dealing with?
Speaker 1 (32:04):
He raised furniture, our word tablets, headline furniture.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
All right, boys, keep that in mind. Paul, you were
like scrappy. Let's see what we can do. All right?
You ready, body, let's go for all right? Did start
the timer? Now? What time is it? Look at the.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Uh huh?
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Okay, this is where you keep your bottles of chardonnay,
the white and red and the wine. What it's like
you got a nice blank owner the wine?
Speaker 8 (32:45):
What?
Speaker 2 (32:46):
No, no, no, it's not.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
What do you say about a girl who's got nice boobies?
She's got a nice what on her bottle?
Speaker 8 (32:56):
No?
Speaker 5 (33:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:00):
The wine features going to scrap ay? Will you put
a one on there?
Speaker 7 (33:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:08):
I know it happens sometimes. Well, let's see what Tater
and Paul can do. All right, Hey, Paul you ready,
I'm ready and.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Go. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (33:19):
So this is where you keep your wine, a small
collection of it like a coat. Blank. You have a
wine blank.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
Yep.
Speaker 8 (33:27):
This is a knotted thing that you sleep in outside.
Speaker 5 (33:31):
It's made of knots.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Yep.
Speaker 8 (33:33):
This is right next to your bed and you put
stuff on it like yep. You you have kids and
they sleep in these, one on top of each other.
This illuminates your room. You turn on the light.
Speaker 5 (33:48):
No, no, it has a shade.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
There's a buzz.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
We don't say it till you said it. Put lamp away. Yeah,
but that was a four on the board. All right,
scrappy doo wheel down four to one, heading around two.
All right, here we go, scrappy, let's put some on
the board.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
All right. Furniture remember that start the clock now.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
This is what you call like what you eat off
of and it's not the beginning. Yeah, and it's not
the beginning. Yes. In table all right, this is what
you eat on when you watch the boob tube. You're
eating off of what two letters for what you're watching?
Speaker 12 (34:37):
What is he think no, no, yes, okay, this is
what you said in a lazy boy, and it goes back,
it goes back, all right.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Got the recliner at the buzzer so three on the
one and so four. Well, scrappy doode. That was just
enough to tie Tater and Paul. So one will win it.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Tater and Paul, all right, boys.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Are looking for a hard word wine rack again that
it wouldn't work.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
Bye, Paul and Tator.
Speaker 8 (35:12):
Go when you when you go to bed at night,
you put your head.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
On a what mate, I was just trying to fill
them off pillow for the way that ship. All right, dog, No,
the scrappy dude came up a little short. I see you,
but we'll give you another chance down the road.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
All right, buddy, I'll let you down. No, hey man,
you're gonna be all right, Jackie.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
We're gonna do it again with old scrappy all right,
all right, Well, thank you man and Paul and Mount Pleasant.
You got big old Lord Tiger's prize pack for you,
Victory Tator sparking at you. Good morning, got a big
show on the radio. Let's see who we got by
(35:57):
requested bit this morning on cover out of beautiful.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Mount Vernon, Indiana.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
John says big requests of the morning Heart and Dubbart's
goat jumps in the hall.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Hold the good old goat story. We got it for you, John.
Come up.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Morning, it's wake showing the radio or something you'd like
to hear about this time Monday through Friday. Hill us
up on the John bore Miiller Facebook page. John Cover
out of Mount Vernon, Indiana, got your request right here.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Man, Hello, Hey, it's heart.
Speaker 7 (36:54):
Oh my, I want to find about it?
Speaker 5 (36:56):
Oh man? John mooybella hair.
Speaker 7 (37:00):
No driving, no talking in the hall, looking radio networking.
Speaker 5 (37:06):
Part ask my name, don't wear that? What are you
doing there? Hoiday? Trying to call you over the weekend?
Speaker 8 (37:13):
Man?
Speaker 5 (37:14):
Were you endeavored out somewhere?
Speaker 7 (37:15):
Yeah, we went on a little hunting trap hunting.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
What had you do?
Speaker 7 (37:19):
No sitting bag a thing? And we lost seventy five dollars.
Speaker 5 (37:26):
How did you lose seventy five dollars on a hunting trip?
Speaker 7 (37:29):
Well, Mendover does. Out in the woods Saturday afternoon, Neword
was walking along. He put his foot down, heard this
cracking sound.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Huh.
Speaker 7 (37:37):
By the time he ride back, this old boy give
way under his foot. You like to fell in this
pitch black hole. I mean it was dark and deep too.
Uh huh. Devor said, reckon what this is? I said, well,
at Paris be what to call abandoned mine shaft. Deverard says, right,
how deep it is? I says, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
En.
Speaker 7 (37:57):
Devor says, well, let's chunk a rock now and see
how long it takes the hit bottom.
Speaker 5 (38:02):
He's got explorers.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (38:04):
He takes up a rock about the size of you fist,
drops it in the hall. Were standing there listening for
a second. Don't hear nothing, I said, We'll try that
big old rock over. So he drops it down. Still
not a sound. De Ward says, you know, we ain't
something really big to drop down there so we could
really hear it.
Speaker 8 (38:24):
You know.
Speaker 7 (38:24):
We go poking around, and the first thing you know,
Devin hollers, here, I got it. I look up. He's
dragging this big old railroad cross tie. He's found a
laying back in the bushes. He says, all reck in,
this hair makes some gnawse, so he drags it over.
We junk it down in the hall, and we stand
there listening for the thump uh huh, and just saying
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this goat comes tearing out of the woods. I mean,
he's getting it like you ain't never seen in your life,
runs right in between men and dubbortt and jumps right
in the hole and disappears.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Goat.
Speaker 7 (38:55):
Yeah, I said, what the hell was that? Says, I
don't know phere to be a goat, but I ain't
never seen one move like that before. What you seeing?
This fella comes walking up out of the woods and says,
excuse me, fathers, y'all ain't seen a goat around here,
have you? I says, well, yeah, one come running through
here a minute ago, jump in this hole right here.
(39:17):
And fella says, no, that couldn't have been my goat.
I had him tied up to this railroad tie over
there by them bushing.
Speaker 8 (39:26):
Right.
Speaker 5 (39:30):
It's like a slight miscalculation there.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (39:33):
Well that's a lot nicer than the way the fellow
went the goat, and.
Speaker 5 (39:37):
That's how you lost seventy five dollars.
Speaker 7 (39:39):
Yeah, I had to pay him for the goes. Let
me tell you that goat wasn't only one in the hall.
At the end of the day, I ain't around there
me and mister science, is you gonna w Yeah? Well,
well you tell him. I said, you know what you mean.
We all came from straight up out bye.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
By good morning. Big Show's on the radio like it's
(40:26):
visit for mister Rubarb.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Keywords underpaid is at the Big Bucks at the Big
Show dot com here.
Speaker 6 (40:33):
Thank you, John Boy, you will. You're very charismatic. Hello, Gebes,
it's me, mister Rubarb. I'm gonna give you so much
humor today. Oh hit it, Randy, I'm gonna give you
so much humor today. You'll be begging me to stop.
Speaker 4 (40:50):
I'm begging you to stop right now.
Speaker 6 (40:52):
I'm gonna over deliver because I'm underpaid. I'm tired of
being the light.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Of everybody's life.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
Please, I'm begging you stop. I haven't started yet.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
You're right, See.
Speaker 6 (41:05):
It happened, Let's get to it. What do you call
an expert an ancient Egyptian plumbing a pharaoh falsett major?
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor? What did King Tut say when he
(41:27):
was scared? Oh, I'm scared of those He said, I
want my mummy.
Speaker 7 (41:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (41:36):
What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral homesay? What
satisfaction guaranteed. Are your mummy back.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
Mummy shrewbar please, I'm begging you.
Speaker 6 (41:48):
I was just hitting you with two mummies. Why is
divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it? What do you
call a blind person? In Germany during World War two?
A Nazi.
Speaker 4 (42:06):
Nazi humor, very funny, sir.
Speaker 6 (42:09):
A man went to visit his doctor. Doctor, my arm
hurts bad. Can you check it out? Please, the man pleads.
The doctor rolls up the man's sleeve and suddenly here's
the arm talk. Hello, doctor, could you lend me twenty bucks?
Speaker 4 (42:23):
Please?
Speaker 6 (42:23):
I'm desperate, the arm says. The doctor says, I see
the problem. Your arm is broke. For our doctors in
the audience that routinely get together, mister Rubb's storytime, did
you know that? No, listen, you can hear him going,
mister please, Why did the yardstick have trouble buying shoes?
(42:48):
Think about it, yardstick trouble buying shoes.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Shoes go home on.
Speaker 6 (42:54):
Three because it had three feet feet. Yeah, that's a
lot better than that. Yardsticks don't wear shoes. Ready, I'm
going of all the workers employed in building a house,
which are the most likely to have a criminal record,
(43:16):
with the counterfeitters. What did Timmy used to make lassies
dinner but Collie flower? How do you make anti freeze?
Take away her blanket? What do toilets, birthdays and anniversaries
(43:37):
have in common? Men miss them all? Why shouldn't you
keep a library book on the ground overnight because in
the morning it will be overdue. Did you hear about
the fire at the circusened?
Speaker 2 (43:57):
The heat was intense?
Speaker 5 (44:02):
Am I killing you?
Speaker 7 (44:03):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (44:03):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (44:04):
What does small people use to communicate with each other? Microphones?
Speaker 2 (44:09):
Get it? Mike cry?
Speaker 4 (44:12):
Is it a website? Is that where you're getting on
this material?
Speaker 6 (44:15):
If I could type, I'd be right in there with you.
When does a Mexican become a Spaniard when he marries
your daughter? What is bias? Hates other fish? Wears a
white sheet and lives at the bottom.
Speaker 5 (44:30):
Of the ocean?
Speaker 6 (44:32):
The q klux clam.
Speaker 4 (44:37):
Nazis in.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
Two more?
Speaker 6 (44:40):
I knew I would go way over y'all's attentions. What
do you call a small shrub clinging to the walls
of the Grand Canyon gorge bush? One more? A banker
fell overboard from a friend's sailboat. His friend, I have
the light preserver held it up. Not knowing if the
(45:02):
banker could swim, he shouted, can you float alone? Of
course I can, the banker replied, but this is a
heck of a time to talk business, get it.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (45:14):
So that was for our banker buddies, our doctor buddies, yeah,
our Nazi friends, and then the guys in the cla
You are funny, buddy. I'll be back anytime.
Speaker 4 (45:25):
Please let me please, I'm begging you to stop.
Speaker 10 (45:27):
I'll do it.
Speaker 6 (45:30):
I'm mister Rubarb saying I'm mister rubib Right, good Dan.
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Speaker 2 (46:05):
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Speaker 1 (00:20):
Now his man has been making me easy on my wallet,
picking me some winners of this NASCAR thing. I guess
you don't just spend thirty some odd years closer to
forty in the business without picking up some stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Doug. Thank you for being willing to share it with
me and our listeners.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
It is my pleasure. Every morning before my feet hit
the floor, I'm thinking, how can I make john.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Boys life that.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Welcome to my world?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
The Boy and Randy and I commiserate over that time
we've lost purpose in life. We're just drifting about to
serve you, Johnny, I hear you.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
We're one step away from saying, please give us food, alms.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Arms for the poor.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Well, Doug, you were telling us earlier on like around
the middle of March, to watch Denny Hamlin. Things lining
up against him and he is the first driver to
notch four wins the season. Of course, he wins in
Dover on Sunday race.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
He didn't dominate, but ran great at the tail end
of it. They had two quick restarts. He was on
older tires but was able to hold off Chase Briscoe
with some pretty nifty driving and got his fourth win
of the season. He looks pretty stout right now, guys.
He's the leading Toyota driver in my opinion. I mean,
(01:45):
he's one more races than anybody else this year. At
the age of forty four. He's doing some pretty cool stuff.
So I don't know if this is the year that
Denny finally wins the title, but he's making a real
valid effort at it. So good on him. He's won
back to back races at Dover, so apparently he likes
that concrete mile track.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Man. That really was something because I just knew he
was going to get past those old tires. But just
the way you just take the air off the car,
it was genius. That was some driving.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
It was fun to watch because on the very last lap,
the white flag lap, Chase Briscoe had the lead coming
off turn four and I thought well, this is over.
He's gonna win. Yeah, And Chase lost it a little
bit and the next thing you know, here comes the
old man, zips around him and wins another one.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
And we were thinking the former points leader might be
ready to step up and win another one. Since the
Daytona five hundred we've been talking about William Byron. You
thought Dover might be it.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Not so much. Chase Elliot is now your new points leader,
and the world rejoices. That feeling that you hear is
the small earthquake down in Dawsonville, George's Chase Elliott wound
up finishing sixth. He dominated the race, led over half
the lapse like it was his best performance of the year,
even though he won down in Atlanta.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
But it was good enough.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
And William Byron got involved in the crash late, got
sent to the back of the pack, and that enabled
Chase Elliott's take over the regular season points lead. And
that's big because there's only five races left and if
he can hold on to that, then he gets that
fifteen playoff points. Right now, he is sixteen points ahead
(03:26):
of William Byron. Kyle Larson is third in the regular
points all three of them race for Hendrick Motorsports. So
Hendrick Motorsports looks like they've put all four of their
cards in the playoffs for sure.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Really do now, would you have picked a couple of
ties to be going for a million dollars on the
end season Challenge?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
We got no, But it looks.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Like, excuse me, they're going to tie one on in Indy.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
The classics never died. So Tyde Dillon was the thirty
second seed in this n SEA. He's in tournament that
started back in Atlanta. He benefited. He benefited from the
fact that there was a huge crash damaged or took
out twenty four cars in that race, not him. So
he jumped over Denny Hamler in that race who was eliminated.
(04:13):
And then he's had a couple of other good showings.
Last week at Sonoma, he moved Alex Bowman out of
the way on the last lap to finish ahead of
him and that put him in the semifinals. This past week,
he finished one spot better than the guy that he
was matched up against, John Hunter Nimachek. So ty Dillon
a journeyman driver that most people are not familiar with.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
At all.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
He is Richard Children's grandson will race for a million
bucks in Indy and he will take on Ty Gibbs.
Ty Gibbs is not as big as surprise. He was
the sixth seed coming into this, so you could see
it getting there. So you've got the lowest seed there
could be against the other tie Ty Gibbs and the
sixth seed. Whoever finishes the best, it doesn't matter if
(04:58):
they finished thirty third in thirty fourth. Whoever finishes the
best at Indy wins a million bucks.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
There you go, all right, that'll be fun happening there.
And I accused you of throwing random village people lyricsactly
before you said doe, because on the paper that Taylor
gave me. In the Navy, you can sail the seven
Seas and in the Navy, and now I can't get
it out of my head.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
The village peoples home.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
You can thank me for that wonderful airworm. So in
the Navy you can also race NASCAR. Apparently, Cornado Air
Naval Station or Navy base in San Diego will host
all three NASCAR National Series next year, Truck's, Xfinity, and Cup,
and they are going to race on the Carnado Navy
(05:43):
Base right there in San Diego. They don't have the
exact layout yet, but I'm hearing it'll probably be about
a three mile road course.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Public will be allowed in.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
They're expecting a lot of fans to show up. Don't
have a lot of details except it will be on
Father's Day and this is going to help celebrate the
Navy's two hundred and fiftieth birthday.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
So I suspect that this will.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Be the road course race next year. And I don't
know this for a fact, but I would think they
probably won't go back to Mexico, and that Chicago Street
course race will wind up at Chicago Land Speedway, a
mile and a half track down in Joliet. But all
of that's to be determined. But we know for a
fact now that on Father's Day weekend next year they're
(06:28):
racing on the Navy base in San Diego.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
How about that?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Good stuff? Looking forward to that all right?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
At the Brickyard this weekend, it'll be the last race
on TNT before they switch over to USA and network
for three and then NBC shows the final race before
we hit the playoffs.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Yeah, and NBC and USA are all the same it's
all the same crew. Lee Diffi will be the main anchor.
People are really opinionated about Lee. He is he knows
his racing. He's actually people call him an Englishman. He's
from Australia. By the way, Lee knows his stuff, so
you know.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
Get over it.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
The guy gets stock car racing, he understands it. He
is immersed in it. Yeah, he doesn't sound like he's
from the South, and you know what, I'm okay with
that as long as you know what you're talking about.
I don't care where the accent is because I've had
to explain that to people when I visit in New York.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
I've been on the other side of that.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
So they'll have the races and yeah, TNT ends up
with the end season Challenge finale at the Brickyard this weekend,
and that's how the television no breakout.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
All right, I'm not gonna ask you which tie is
gonna finish ahead of the other tie for a million dollars.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
I will be honest. I'm pulling for tide Illan. This
is his one shining moment. Is he has one win,
by the way, in the Exfinity Series. It was at
the Indianapolis Motors people many years ago, so he does
have The last time they the only toe time, the
only time he and Ty Gibbs raced head to head
at Indy, Ty Dillon finished ahead of it. So there
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there is some hope telling me he's got a chance,
he's got it, he's got a chance. You never know
what's gonna happen in these and I think you know
the vast majority of the public is pulling for the
thirty second seed underdog.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Yes, sir, I'll be right there pulling for Tis. Well
with you, buddy.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
I heard what you said there. You're gonna pull for
Tie that.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
I bet you are.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Doug Well, are you traveling to Indy this week again?
Speaker 4 (08:31):
This will be the.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
First time I've not gone to Indy in thirty years.
This is one I'm gonna miss. I've always loved going
up there and working on the radio broadcast with the
IMS radio folks because we combined network. So I will
miss that a little bit. And I just think that's
a cool town. The race tracks got a lot of
history and heritage. This weekend, I'm not gonna I'm not
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doing long shots here. I'm gonna I'm gonna go with
the faves. I like Denny Hamlin again. I think he is.
He's on a roll chase Elliott. I feel like right
now it is the fastest of the Chevrolets. And if
I'm gonna go forward, this guy likes to win big races.
Maybe Joey Logano. So those those are my three right now?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
All right, Denny Logano got it right there, and tie
Dylan for the million, Tie Dylan for the million.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I thank you that, Bardie.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
You have a great weekend and joy watching the RAS
on TV. Buddy, all right, then y'all can follow Doug
on next Rice Man sixty one. Alrighty, right, then let's
play be the blond one eight hundred Big Show you
told free line. We'll go to contestant and play next.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
We world until you Thursday, July twenty fourth, beat your
track for the Big Show, Big Box. Mister Rhubarb over
delivered and underpaid. According to him, what he talking about
A few words underpaid. We hear the big Box at
the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
They're right now.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
It's hut should beat the blunt. Let's say hey to
our contestant. Out of Baker's Field, North Carolina. Don't she's
itting just me walk the streets bakers Field like Aaron, Good.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Morning, Aaron, good morning. How are you?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Ozenbody has everything on the streets of Baker's Field this morning.
Speaker 7 (10:47):
Night and clean? How are you.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Our streets now? Man?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
We bout halfway in the hood. There's like them uptown
scooters where people use, you know, for free to j Yeah.
They laying all over the place. You got jaggies. People
hanging around the boost mobile where you can get some
fish in some market.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
But they don't know what kind of fish they's helling
down there.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
But.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
It's being sold in the back.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
But yeah, But besides that, everything's all right here.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
All right, are you?
Speaker 4 (11:22):
I don't go around bothering.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
People city living?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Oh all right there, let's get you two bells for
two buzzers in that prize bag, tayl you how about
helping out there all right?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Because you you have been beating everybody in the row,
you know, about three and.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
Four in a row here you okay, okay, we.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Are saving up on some prize bags. You're okay.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
The most valuable comic book in the world is Action
Comics Number one, which features the origin and first appearance
of which super he roll?
Speaker 8 (12:00):
I mean, who doesn't know about action comic books.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
I mean the first superhero.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Was Captain cave Captain Caveman.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
Okay, that was for the eighties kids. That was for
the kids in the eighties.
Speaker 8 (12:16):
Captain America. Captain America America. See he doesn't have a
cool call.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Most valuable in the world. Aaron, No, you buy that?
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Do you agree or disagree? I disagree, disagree? That was
the thing to do you Superman? That was very popular. Still,
he was out there, Captain Caveman.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
It's a great cartoon for this watching cartoon.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
I'm going to grow up when you do y'all's cartoon.
Speaker 8 (12:50):
Now you know how I feel when you're talking about
Andy Griffin.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
I guess you're they.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Were almost politically correct, not quite.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Oh right, there there's one male the other another wonder
Woman's costume. Superheroes included a critical accessory made from a
rare indestructible.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Metal called feminum.
Speaker 8 (13:13):
What was it used to make feminine? I would say
her underwire in her brawn like some.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Female prob.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
Only think I have to see a big girl.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Dancing on TV? About it TV? Some drug? No that's after.
Speaker 8 (13:42):
You to grow hair on your numbers.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
Okay, back to feminine.
Speaker 8 (13:48):
Wonder Woman had beautiful bracelets, and I believe that was
made from femininem, femininum feminine.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
The more you talk, the harder it is to believe you.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yeah so, but you did say wonder woman's.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Bracelets elect her jewelry.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Okay, Aaron or bracelets, Agree or disagree? I will agree
with that one and.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Away there you know her bullet proof bracelets.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Only were they pretty? They were yes, useful, as you said.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Aaron, Good work, buddy, Big world Lone Moore's prize pack
headed over to Baker's.
Speaker 7 (14:30):
Feel for you all right, I appreciate it and thank
you guys. Long time listener.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Oh right man, Tom the Grass and Bakers feel sorry,
cap Yeah yeah, by the many hours Tom of your
news on the other side Thursday morning, remembering rapers got
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rave on the other.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Side of Sport Good morning. To make sure it's on
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the radio.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Rayford is in his studio and says he used to
spill more liquor than he drinks now, but wasn't watering
down good whiskey by putting sweet stuff in it.
Speaker 9 (15:44):
I think I've told you the story by the man
sitting with a group of us on the back porch
at the five o'clock hour. He was rather irrepressible, even
when he wanted to repress him. Like he was telling
how he was an expert on Tennessee whiskey. Said there
was none but than George Dickle. Light at a bottle
of gentleman jack with me, offered him a drink of it.
(16:05):
He poured a couple of ounces into a glass and
then filled the glass with pepsicola. I said, gimme my
liquor bag. I was astounded that he could sow adulterate
good whiskey. As I see, the North American brewers are
betting on some unusual flavors to convince more consumers to
buy beer before liquor his drinkers increasingly turned to exotic
(16:27):
cocktails and other alcoholic beverages. Liquor companies have been stealing
market share in North America, in part by aggressively marketing
new concoctions such as Smirnoff fluffed marshmallow flavored vodka YEH
and Southern Comfort fiery pepper to appeal to the youngsters
(16:48):
who don't know how to appreciate unadulterated distilled spirits. Beer
still controls about half of the US throat share and alcohol.
How about that they called it throat share shoot. I
just as soon drank an old stump hole. That's the
rain water that turns brown after being in an old
stump hole for a while. Better if I went out
(17:09):
in the woods and dipped it out and put it
in a bottle and put a label on it, they'd
buy it and drink it after they'd cut it with pepsicola.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
Robert E.
Speaker 9 (17:17):
Rayfer, John Boyn Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Well
you think it's hot outside? I hear you should see
the theaters. They're burning up with blockbusters. And here to
give us his two cents is our own reviewer, Rabbi
myron Berg stage.
Speaker 10 (18:01):
Shollow me, Hobie, what's happening? And yes, I do think
it's hot outside?
Speaker 5 (18:07):
Can you tell?
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Are you wearing cargo shorts?
Speaker 5 (18:10):
Damp skippy your red neck hippie?
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Check out these legs.
Speaker 11 (18:16):
Not bad.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
I don't get any ideas.
Speaker 10 (18:19):
I'm not looking to be one of the swingers out
at mucuslim Pharms Booger, Jimmy I'm out of uniform for
the summer. They jos are supposed to suffer in silence.
FA stick that in your fecal foot locker. I got
the shorts, I got the Hawaiian shite. Check out my feet, now,
(18:40):
those nails could use a trail. No, I'm talking about
the footwear. Yah sandals. I never had a pair before.
I gotta tell you, it's refreshing to have the breeze
hitting your tootsies. I'm out there, John Boy, and I'm
loving every minute of it.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
So did you wear this new enjumble to the movies?
Speaker 5 (19:03):
Nope, I wore George. I never had the pair of
George before.
Speaker 10 (19:08):
George Jean shorts, Gene shorts, yad dumb cracker.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
So what movie did you see?
Speaker 11 (19:16):
Well?
Speaker 10 (19:16):
I wanted to go see that new Dinosaur Park movie,
the one with Scarlet O'Hara.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
Oh what a rack on that day. But all the
kids wanted to go see the Super Guy movie.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
I supposed to be a pretty big deal.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
Why there's been a dozen Super Guy movies? Kids? Parents?
Speaker 10 (19:34):
Sticky in our rocket headed for eight, his home planet explodes,
He's raised by farmers, gets a job at the newspaper
Lois Lane, Jimmy Olsen.
Speaker 5 (19:44):
Les Luther, YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA, finish sequel.
Speaker 7 (19:47):
So how was it?
Speaker 10 (19:49):
Well, it was okay, I guess. I mean, there's some
other heroes in it. Uh, there's a green flashlight with
the blonde Mohoward Hecker. There's a bird girl with a hammer,
and a terrific guy, whoever the hell that's supposed to be.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
So how about Superman's dog Crypto. Ah, it's not even
a real dog. It's a computer dog. Come on, Hollywood,
you can't paint a real dog to fly.
Speaker 10 (20:16):
Y'all lazy. And I'm gonna tell you something else. This
dog is a pain in the tooker's Normally I see
a movie. If there's a dog, nothing better happen to it.
I'm telling you right now, the dog lives in this movie.
I was hoping for the old yellow treatment. So how Superman.
(20:36):
He's fine, he sends his regard.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
How is he in the movies?
Speaker 5 (20:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (20:42):
I'm not sohold and I don't mean the nitpick, but
he's he's got kind of a lazy eye. I mean
it's like Jack Elom playing Captain USA. I just can't
take him seriously. He's got a head like a cinder block.
Lois Lane, Nah, come on, you're superman. This is the
best you can do.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
Give Burt Girl a try.
Speaker 10 (21:06):
But if I had to pick someone as a favorite,
it's the guy playing Lex Luga.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
He's a little young, but he's a great.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Actor, Nick Jonas Nicholas Halt, who Nicholas Halt played Lex Luthor.
Speaker 5 (21:20):
I thought that was the guy that gets a royalty
every time somebody makes a bad movie.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
That's Nicholas Cage.
Speaker 10 (21:28):
I thought that was the fat cowboy actor who got
popular just as they stopped making Western.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
That's Nick Searcy.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
I thought that was the guy with the great mustache
who married that hot broad from the Gay Show.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
That's Nick Offerman.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
I thought that was Gary Busey's twin brother.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
That's Nick Nolty.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
I thought that was the football coach everyone hates.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
That's Nick Saban.
Speaker 5 (21:57):
I thought that was when you get something done at
the last minute.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
That's the Nick of Time.
Speaker 10 (22:02):
I thought that was all that junk in my wife's
carryo cabinet. That's Nick Knats. So who the hell am
I thinking of Nicholas Holt. He's in ten movies a year.
When does he fight time to take it up. So
what do you think I think he should have played Superman?
You know, too normal lives the movie? Ah, well, you
(22:25):
know I give it three other five yarmickers. Hey, it's summer.
You're just happy to be out of the heat. It's
not the vice movie I ever saw, not the best
of course.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
You know, what the hell do I know?
Speaker 10 (22:39):
I don't live in my mommy's basement and spend my
days reading comical books like It's.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
The Holy Torah.
Speaker 10 (22:45):
I don't go online and cry about Superman suit look
like a car hot?
Speaker 5 (22:50):
What the hell do you know about car hot? Your
lazy best, but you never had a job.
Speaker 10 (22:55):
You live your life in a fantasy wild arguing whether
the it's about Burt girl would never do that on
this movie is inconsistent with the mythology.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
How do I know what you say?
Speaker 10 (23:07):
Because I'm sitting behind you during a whole damn movie.
You want to hold dump that slushy down your back?
It was me, and I'm glad I didn't. I'm sure
you ran old the mommy's basement crying all the way. Yes,
not those little basting and.
Speaker 8 (23:26):
For that.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
I apologize. God bless and remember see you met Mae.
It's cheap.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
You more than everybody.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
You got a big show on the.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Radio, right, big showing radio.
Speaker 6 (23:42):
Ah, let's take any news letter sports.
Speaker 5 (23:45):
It's just Spanky from the Yellow Rose.
Speaker 10 (23:47):
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Speaker 2 (23:56):
Bigger than my head? And that's.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
There?
Speaker 5 (24:02):
Yeah, so b I read it.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Not pay that tabby a seat, dead beat, Good morning.
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Right before, we talked to Tom So and Son his
views Summer camp time in the NFL. You realize the
first preseason game is one week from tomorrow night.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
To you, yes I do. That's a Hall of Fame game. Oh,
I ain't gonna load up on it. I'll let y'all
know when you when you get your your wallets up.
Speaker 5 (25:33):
You hurt me, you don't hurt me.
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held up good after what all she went through. Man
for a good death. And so then we had the
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Mamba's the whole thing with one of our favorite songs
from the Clinton administration.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Hang on, getting ready to cut out up for over, Taylor.
Let me tell you what we can win here.
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a twenty five dollars gas card from Law Tigers. If
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menues right now?
Speaker 8 (26:45):
Hit it?
Speaker 11 (26:47):
Uh, mister President, your West called. She's busy in New York.
She won't be coming home to speaking.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Thanks Betty.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Okay, Fellers, it's party time. One, two, three, four five,
everybody the limo. Come on, let's ride to the liquor
store around the corner the wife's side of town.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
So I think I really wanna call some names from my.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Little black book guaranteed to make this party cook. We'll
call Angela and Pamela and Buffy and Vicki and for
you know it, everything will be freaky.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
We're gonna throw it down, then we're gonna pick it up.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
These girls a cue. That's a little speckle puff. I
know I said that I learned my lesson, but I
just can't keep from messing. A little bit of Monica
in my life.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
A little bit of Erica by my side.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
A little bit of Rider if you please, a little
bit of Teena she's a sleeze. A little bit of Sandra,
she's so funky. A little bit of Mary she's kind
of chunky. A little bit of Jessica's what I see,
a little bit of break from he'llovery.
Speaker 11 (27:54):
Mister President.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
The girls from cools right here all right.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Sitting right in. Hey, girls, come on in, y'all are
look it good?
Speaker 10 (28:05):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Those chicken wings? Yeah, put them on the conference table
right over there. Hey, y'all want to see the war
room jump up and down and move it all around.
Put your hands in the air. Ifo you clothes on
the ground, then climb on board and we'll have fun.
Want to take a ride on Air Force one. We'll
fly so high we'll touch the sky. And if we
(28:28):
get caught, we'll lie a little bit of Sandy on
my lap, A little bit of Tiffany she likes wrap,
A little bit of red up if you please, a
little bit of.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Team up she's as sleez. A little bit of Sandra
on the fly, a little bit of Mary on the sly,
a little bit of.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Jessica raising cane, a little break from that old.
Speaker 11 (28:50):
Ball and chain, and mister President diplomatic self probably can
make it just to ride, all right?
Speaker 2 (29:01):
What that baby up? Hey, we'll see me in Hell smooth.
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A little bit of Monica in the house, a little
bit of something on her blouse, a little bit of
red she's a gold a little bit of Tina, she's
a hoe, A little bit to sign up on the desk,
A little bit of Marry she's the best. A little
bit of Jessica in my life, A great big secret
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from my wife.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Hey, girls, me and you, I can get you all
a job at Revlon too.
Speaker 8 (29:50):
You know me.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
I love the freak. See you babe, same time next week.
Speaker 11 (29:57):
Alrighty us president call you will be arriving after all.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Okay, everybody, cross the mode, cross the smoke crap this place.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Hey, honey, welcome home. I give us a president.
Speaker 11 (30:22):
Bye, y'all.
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We'll get a couple of condescence team up and play next.
(31:01):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. There's
the morning July twenty fourth.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Mister Rubarb. Over the years, he says he's over delivered.
It was under pay. Thank you. What y'all think about it?
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Here?
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Underpaid? Keyword at the bid box? Can I got all
their contest money?
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Can't get due?
Speaker 2 (31:27):
We'll call you Linda.
Speaker 5 (31:28):
I had everybody's head about the bad.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Okay, a birdy worried that, A wordy worried.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
A minute, let's meet the contestants. We got Scrappy Do
from Seal, Alabama.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Good morning, Scrappy, Good morning the boy, Hello everybody? Then
have I got Paul from Mount Pleasant, South Carolina. Good morning, Paul,
Good morning. So we're all good alright then.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
So it'll be Tater and Paul on one team, John
Boy and Scrappy Do on the other.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
What we're dealing with?
Speaker 1 (32:04):
He raised furniture, our word tablets, headline furniture.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
All right, boys, keep that in mind. Paul, you were
like scrappy. Let's see what we can do. All right?
You ready, body, let's go for all right? Did start
the timer? Now? What time is it? Look at the.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Uh huh?
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Okay, this is where you keep your bottles of chardonnay,
the white and red and the wine. What it's like
you got a nice blank owner the wine?
Speaker 8 (32:45):
What?
Speaker 2 (32:46):
No, no, no, it's not.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
What do you say about a girl who's got nice boobies?
She's got a nice what on her bottle?
Speaker 8 (32:56):
No?
Speaker 5 (33:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:00):
The wine features going to scrap ay? Will you put
a one on there?
Speaker 7 (33:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:08):
I know it happens sometimes. Well, let's see what Tater
and Paul can do. All right, Hey, Paul you ready,
I'm ready and.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Go. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (33:19):
So this is where you keep your wine, a small
collection of it like a coat. Blank. You have a
wine blank.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
Yep.
Speaker 8 (33:27):
This is a knotted thing that you sleep in outside.
Speaker 5 (33:31):
It's made of knots.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Yep.
Speaker 8 (33:33):
This is right next to your bed and you put
stuff on it like yep. You you have kids and
they sleep in these, one on top of each other.
This illuminates your room. You turn on the light.
Speaker 5 (33:48):
No, no, it has a shade.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
There's a buzz.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
We don't say it till you said it. Put lamp away. Yeah,
but that was a four on the board. All right,
scrappy doo wheel down four to one, heading around two.
All right, here we go, scrappy, let's put some on
the board.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
All right. Furniture remember that start the clock now.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
This is what you call like what you eat off
of and it's not the beginning. Yeah, and it's not
the beginning. Yes. In table all right, this is what
you eat on when you watch the boob tube. You're
eating off of what two letters for what you're watching?
Speaker 12 (34:37):
What is he think no, no, yes, okay, this is
what you said in a lazy boy, and it goes back,
it goes back, all right.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Got the recliner at the buzzer so three on the
one and so four. Well, scrappy doode. That was just
enough to tie Tater and Paul. So one will win it.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Tater and Paul, all right, boys.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Are looking for a hard word wine rack again that
it wouldn't work.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
Bye, Paul and Tator.
Speaker 8 (35:12):
Go when you when you go to bed at night,
you put your head.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
On a what mate, I was just trying to fill
them off pillow for the way that ship. All right, dog, No,
the scrappy dude came up a little short. I see you,
but we'll give you another chance down the road.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
All right, buddy, I'll let you down. No, hey man,
you're gonna be all right, Jackie.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
We're gonna do it again with old scrappy all right,
all right, Well, thank you man and Paul and Mount Pleasant.
You got big old Lord Tiger's prize pack for you,
Victory Tator sparking at you. Good morning, got a big
show on the radio. Let's see who we got by
(35:57):
requested bit this morning on cover out of beautiful.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Mount Vernon, Indiana.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
John says big requests of the morning Heart and Dubbart's
goat jumps in the hall.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Hold the good old goat story. We got it for you, John.
Come up.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Morning, it's wake showing the radio or something you'd like
to hear about this time Monday through Friday. Hill us
up on the John bore Miiller Facebook page. John Cover
out of Mount Vernon, Indiana, got your request right here.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Man, Hello, Hey, it's heart.
Speaker 7 (36:54):
Oh my, I want to find about it?
Speaker 5 (36:56):
Oh man? John mooybella hair.
Speaker 7 (37:00):
No driving, no talking in the hall, looking radio networking.
Speaker 5 (37:06):
Part ask my name, don't wear that? What are you
doing there? Hoiday? Trying to call you over the weekend?
Speaker 8 (37:13):
Man?
Speaker 5 (37:14):
Were you endeavored out somewhere?
Speaker 7 (37:15):
Yeah, we went on a little hunting trap hunting.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
What had you do?
Speaker 7 (37:19):
No sitting bag a thing? And we lost seventy five dollars.
Speaker 5 (37:26):
How did you lose seventy five dollars on a hunting trip?
Speaker 7 (37:29):
Well, Mendover does. Out in the woods Saturday afternoon, Neword
was walking along. He put his foot down, heard this
cracking sound.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Huh.
Speaker 7 (37:37):
By the time he ride back, this old boy give
way under his foot. You like to fell in this
pitch black hole. I mean it was dark and deep too.
Uh huh. Devor said, reckon what this is? I said, well,
at Paris be what to call abandoned mine shaft. Deverard says, right,
how deep it is? I says, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
En.
Speaker 7 (37:57):
Devor says, well, let's chunk a rock now and see
how long it takes the hit bottom.
Speaker 5 (38:02):
He's got explorers.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (38:04):
He takes up a rock about the size of you fist,
drops it in the hall. Were standing there listening for
a second. Don't hear nothing, I said, We'll try that
big old rock over. So he drops it down. Still
not a sound. De Ward says, you know, we ain't
something really big to drop down there so we could
really hear it.
Speaker 8 (38:24):
You know.
Speaker 7 (38:24):
We go poking around, and the first thing you know,
Devin hollers, here, I got it. I look up. He's
dragging this big old railroad cross tie. He's found a
laying back in the bushes. He says, all reck in,
this hair makes some gnawse, so he drags it over.
We junk it down in the hall, and we stand
there listening for the thump uh huh, and just saying
(38:45):
this goat comes tearing out of the woods. I mean,
he's getting it like you ain't never seen in your life,
runs right in between men and dubbortt and jumps right
in the hole and disappears.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Goat.
Speaker 7 (38:55):
Yeah, I said, what the hell was that? Says, I
don't know phere to be a goat, but I ain't
never seen one move like that before. What you seeing?
This fella comes walking up out of the woods and says,
excuse me, fathers, y'all ain't seen a goat around here,
have you? I says, well, yeah, one come running through
here a minute ago, jump in this hole right here.
(39:17):
And fella says, no, that couldn't have been my goat.
I had him tied up to this railroad tie over
there by them bushing.
Speaker 8 (39:26):
Right.
Speaker 5 (39:30):
It's like a slight miscalculation there.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (39:33):
Well that's a lot nicer than the way the fellow
went the goat, and.
Speaker 5 (39:37):
That's how you lost seventy five dollars.
Speaker 7 (39:39):
Yeah, I had to pay him for the goes. Let
me tell you that goat wasn't only one in the hall.
At the end of the day, I ain't around there
me and mister science, is you gonna w Yeah? Well,
well you tell him. I said, you know what you mean.
We all came from straight up out bye.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
By good morning. Big Show's on the radio like it's
(40:26):
visit for mister Rubarb.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Keywords underpaid is at the Big Bucks at the Big
Show dot com here.
Speaker 6 (40:33):
Thank you, John Boy, you will. You're very charismatic. Hello, Gebes,
it's me, mister Rubarb. I'm gonna give you so much
humor today. Oh hit it, Randy, I'm gonna give you
so much humor today. You'll be begging me to stop.
Speaker 4 (40:50):
I'm begging you to stop right now.
Speaker 6 (40:52):
I'm gonna over deliver because I'm underpaid. I'm tired of
being the light.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Of everybody's life.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
Please, I'm begging you stop. I haven't started yet.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
You're right, See.
Speaker 6 (41:05):
It happened, Let's get to it. What do you call
an expert an ancient Egyptian plumbing a pharaoh falsett major?
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor? What did King Tut say when he
(41:27):
was scared? Oh, I'm scared of those He said, I
want my mummy.
Speaker 7 (41:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (41:36):
What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral homesay? What
satisfaction guaranteed. Are your mummy back.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
Mummy shrewbar please, I'm begging you.
Speaker 6 (41:48):
I was just hitting you with two mummies. Why is
divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it? What do you
call a blind person? In Germany during World War two?
A Nazi.
Speaker 4 (42:06):
Nazi humor, very funny, sir.
Speaker 6 (42:09):
A man went to visit his doctor. Doctor, my arm
hurts bad. Can you check it out? Please, the man pleads.
The doctor rolls up the man's sleeve and suddenly here's
the arm talk. Hello, doctor, could you lend me twenty bucks?
Speaker 4 (42:23):
Please?
Speaker 6 (42:23):
I'm desperate, the arm says. The doctor says, I see
the problem. Your arm is broke. For our doctors in
the audience that routinely get together, mister Rubb's storytime, did
you know that? No, listen, you can hear him going,
mister please, Why did the yardstick have trouble buying shoes?
(42:48):
Think about it, yardstick trouble buying shoes.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Shoes go home on.
Speaker 6 (42:54):
Three because it had three feet feet. Yeah, that's a
lot better than that. Yardsticks don't wear shoes. Ready, I'm
going of all the workers employed in building a house,
which are the most likely to have a criminal record,
(43:16):
with the counterfeitters. What did Timmy used to make lassies
dinner but Collie flower? How do you make anti freeze?
Take away her blanket? What do toilets, birthdays and anniversaries
(43:37):
have in common? Men miss them all? Why shouldn't you
keep a library book on the ground overnight because in
the morning it will be overdue. Did you hear about
the fire at the circusened?
Speaker 2 (43:57):
The heat was intense?
Speaker 5 (44:02):
Am I killing you?
Speaker 7 (44:03):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (44:03):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (44:04):
What does small people use to communicate with each other? Microphones?
Speaker 2 (44:09):
Get it? Mike cry?
Speaker 4 (44:12):
Is it a website? Is that where you're getting on
this material?
Speaker 6 (44:15):
If I could type, I'd be right in there with you.
When does a Mexican become a Spaniard when he marries
your daughter? What is bias? Hates other fish? Wears a
white sheet and lives at the bottom.
Speaker 5 (44:30):
Of the ocean?
Speaker 6 (44:32):
The q klux clam.
Speaker 4 (44:37):
Nazis in.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
Two more?
Speaker 6 (44:40):
I knew I would go way over y'all's attentions. What
do you call a small shrub clinging to the walls
of the Grand Canyon gorge bush? One more? A banker
fell overboard from a friend's sailboat. His friend, I have
the light preserver held it up. Not knowing if the
(45:02):
banker could swim, he shouted, can you float alone? Of
course I can, the banker replied, but this is a
heck of a time to talk business, get it.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (45:14):
So that was for our banker buddies, our doctor buddies, yeah,
our Nazi friends, and then the guys in the cla
You are funny, buddy. I'll be back anytime.
Speaker 4 (45:25):
Please let me please, I'm begging you to stop.
Speaker 10 (45:27):
I'll do it.
Speaker 6 (45:30):
I'm mister Rubarb saying I'm mister rubib Right, good Dan.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
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