December 5, 2023 • 41 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll introduce a collection of politically correct, non-denominational Holiday songs.. - Move over Peanuts - James Brown is taking over the Christmas special spotlight.. - Billy has another Big Show Top 10 List - this time looking at Taylor Swift.. - Tater runs down this week’s list of What to Watch.. - John Boy sings another Christmas song with misheard lyrics.. - Mad Max runs down 25 things women need to know about men.. - and Mark Packer brings us up to date on all things college football..
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GoGG a doodle doo of an Atum. It is Tuesday
Morningcember the fifth, and that's the Big Show on the radio.
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Hello, Big Show, Pete school supper.
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Let me oh, hell me o. This national Crampus knocked day.
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Oh crampus crap famous monster.
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because there's always around Christmas here about crampas, like.
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The evil Santa Claus, like this evil demonic Santa Claus.
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Was says here, adults celebrating crampas knocked. I guess it
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it or something.
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Party Day.
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December the fifth. It was nineteen sixty eight. Age to
President Richard Nixon mailed out sixty six thousand letters signed
by Nixon to potential administrative office holders. Among those receiving
one was Elvis Presley.
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a Department of Energy memo showing that the vital safety
system of the Rocky Flat's nuclear weapons plant required forty
three workers to change a light bulb. Wow, okay, the
nuclear physicists changing the light bulb joke. Finally on this date,
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No?
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Not?
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He He will go on Twitter and say something dumb
at the in an awkward moment.
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Is that right? And I imagine he's still cheating on
the golf court. I think so yeah, I mean a
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Sipping Sunday Sunday.
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politically in correct this Christmas?
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You knowwhere here to help.
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Right on the other side. Good morning, it's a big
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show on the radio. If you get only one Christmas
album this Christmas, don't make it this one.
Speaker 13 (08:44):
This xmast You don't want to offend anybody on your
holiday gift list, I give them the new politically correct
non denominational holiday record.
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This Sea Celebration.
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This show, Movie Denomination Celebration.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
We wish you will marry.
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Non denominational celebrations.
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Change of the calendar.
Speaker 13 (09:08):
Who could possibly take issue with songs like these at
the December Yes, we've taken the you know out of Christmas,
Brush Green Ceremonial Bush.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Make everybody happy.
Speaker 13 (09:28):
Get your copy of the non denominational Holiday record today.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
This big show the radio rolling through your Tuesday December
to fifth. Utensil Town has started releasing what they hope
will be their big moneymakers. We all need somebody who
can cut through the nonsense and give us an honest opinion,
and we got that guy. Let's welcome back Rabbi Myron Bergstein.
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Come on and Rabbi show on me. Hobies what's happening
John Bulliam and Billy coyam O. What's a good word
from the local cinema? Good way?
Speaker 11 (10:32):
They still haven't caught me bringing in my own food.
The bad ones is I got to eat it watching
some of this cramp.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Oh well, this is a crucial time of year for
Hollywood box office. You know, they're they're putting out only
their best.
Speaker 11 (10:45):
You know, before you go shooting off your yap about
Hollywood putting off their base, maybe y'all to go with
me and see some of this stuff.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Will that'd be fun?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Are you serious?
Speaker 4 (10:56):
No?
Speaker 3 (10:56):
You're painted?
Speaker 13 (10:57):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
I prefer to be miserable all myself. Sense of story.
So I'm going to the picture show.
Speaker 11 (11:04):
I got two still warm brisket sandwiches and a zip
lock bag of craplocks, and I decide to see this
thing called the Marbles.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
The Marbles, I think you mean the Marvels.
Speaker 11 (11:15):
I know that now it's another superhero picture, oyvy, But
I give it the shot.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I mean, I gotta eat, right.
Speaker 11 (11:24):
So it seems that these Captain Marbles beats the caddy
Whompers out of the bed guys, but it creates some
sort of a mess in the universe, and now she
got one more thing to do. She gets sucked down
this wine hole and winds up in the world with
two other Marbles, one of Jackie's people with a chip
on her shoulder, and some obnoxious girl who needs to
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take an excitement down to a two or three instead
of a nerf rocking seventy two.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
I'm telling you I must be getting.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Old, you think.
Speaker 11 (11:52):
Hey, listen, uncle Jesse from the Cutch of Hazards. I
don't need no age cracks from you. I guess it
wouldn't have been so bad with a good script and
some good acting. This lead girly, I mean the captain Marbles,
she got one expression, who farted? That's it scanned the
death who farted the story and the bad guy who farted.
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If she ever't did a movie where everyone farted, she
went and Oscar.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
May Was there anything good about it?
Speaker 12 (12:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:22):
It's short, and the space cats stealed the whole movie.
Speaker 11 (12:27):
As far as humans go, I'm telling you you can't
beat that guy that plays what's his name, Rick Furious,
the great actor Sam Cook.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Sam Cook was a king of soul. You don't look
like royalty. No, no, you're thinking of Samuel L. Jackson.
I thought that was that the old cowboy all the
names getting moist over. That's Sam Elliott. I thought that
was the guy from the prison picture that just wanted
some corn bread. That's Sam Rockwell.
Speaker 11 (12:56):
I thought that was the one eyed black guy who
married the Swedish girl and sang candy Man.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
That's Sammy Davis Junior. I thought that was the funny
guy who screamed all his jokes. That's Sam Kennison.
Speaker 11 (13:08):
I thought that was the English singing girl who kept
taking the top off. That's Samantha Fox. I thought that
was the wooly bully girl. That's Sam the sham So,
who the hell am I thinking that's Samuel Jackson. What
a voiced on that guy?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Beef? It's what for dinner? Your bastard? What do you think?
Speaker 11 (13:31):
Hell you?
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Right now?
Speaker 11 (13:32):
I think if I had a voice like that, I
could get three popcorn and the concession girls pond no no.
The movie Well, I give this tired one single yamaka,
and that's for the space Cats. I'm sure that's gonna
upset some people. Raise a few hackles, put a bar
under some folks, saddles, tough crap. The fact you like
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something like this means I don't give a wet fot
and a rolling donut what you're thinking.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Me.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Let me tell you something, smart guy, the Royal Dot.
There is a tough place.
Speaker 11 (14:03):
They ain't no super name with a bad case of
renting yet resting yet the face to pull your butt
out of the fire. You gotta take care of yourself.
You gotta look out for number one so you don't
step in number two. Go on, college boy, you know
so much. Good luck in the real world. Watch a
decent movie like Real Lobo on the Green Berets. Those
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are real movies. Yeah, college educated jackass of course opinions
very you do you good and don't forget see him
at Nay it's cheaper.
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Speaker 14 (14:42):
But some folks consider the single best part of the
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that's short of please that's right. It's a break from
all the stupid right here on the really big shoe.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
More than it's a big genre. Radio love is time
of year for the Christmas specials you can hear only
right here.
Speaker 6 (15:43):
Gee, what do you want for Christmas?
Speaker 7 (15:45):
Lucy?
Speaker 6 (15:45):
I want a new slag liness.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
I want a new blanket.
Speaker 6 (15:49):
What do you want?
Speaker 3 (15:50):
James Brown?
Speaker 15 (15:53):
Good God, The Peanuts Gang is back in an all
new holiday special.
Speaker 6 (15:59):
It's Merry Christmas.
Speaker 10 (16:01):
Jez.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
Well, there's my mom.
Speaker 6 (16:04):
She's gonna drive us to the Christmas play.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
Yeah you go.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
Now you just shot out the tires. James Brown.
Speaker 16 (16:13):
Oh, yes, m I'm sorry. By day, I apologize. You know,
I'll be onto a lot of straight little and you
know behind that event when measuring around in my head,
you know what I said. You know it's be a
censusguentation I got. I'm on medication and you know why
not snap, you know, living in AMers.
Speaker 15 (16:35):
This is amazing this holiday season. The godfather of soul
is working for Peanuts. It's a merry Christmas. James Brown.
Tonight on CBS.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
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desk of Taylor Taman News What to watch, Here's Marcy
Taylor arab No.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Let's look at the weekend box office recaps.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Shall We No?
Speaker 8 (17:23):
You Do?
Speaker 4 (17:24):
No Renaissance? Number one Beyonce's concert movie.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Oh really, I didn't take her loan to copy Taylor,
did it?
Speaker 6 (17:32):
There you go.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
I wouldn't say she was copying her to her face?
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Are people saying that behind her back?
Speaker 4 (17:39):
I don't know you we are.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
And this is really behind her back.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
The Hunger Games prequel Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
He always comes like.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Talking about.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Came in and place. Godzilla minus one with the original
Japanese movie Monster came in third place.
Speaker 6 (18:09):
God Zillalla minus one is the name. I don't know
why they're calling it down catchy. It just kind of
rolls off.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
The Trolls Band Together and Disney's Wish rounded out the
top five two kid movies. Rolls Band Together and Disney's Wish.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
It sounds like the troll should be something like Disney
Is that a scary one or is that like it's.
Speaker 6 (18:32):
Like the Little Wishnik Dolls.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Yeah, they got an animated moving around. Everybody's like kids
got them on their sleeping bags. They're everywhere.
Speaker 6 (18:40):
Everybody knows about it, but you.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Back in the day.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
I have to say the animated version is not as
creepy or scary as those little dolls were sev.
Speaker 6 (18:51):
Because you had to knock off that looked really weird.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
It was like shrunken head with the troll hair, split
them and make a wish.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
I'm like, I want to.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
In theaters this weekend. Not much, not much there. There's
a There's a whole bunch of holiday re releases though
this weekend, including Doctor Seuss's The Grinch, the twenty eighteen
animated version, the romantic romantic comedy Love Actually, and a
chance to see Wait Yeah, and a chance to see
old favorites like Elf, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation and The
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Polar Express are all on the big screen.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (19:26):
They're releasing, re releasing movies that they know people will
go see, which I think is a great idea. I
think that I thought they should have done that years ago,
if you could go back to the movie and see
something on the big like a Star Wars movie on
a big screen.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (19:40):
I saw some.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Local drive ins were advertising National Lampoons with the kids
in the car.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
So in the theaters, are they like cut prices on concessions? No, no, no, no,
you know the last one I went with you and
I want to say, what the three Day was light
with the monkey taking over the world.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Oh no, you went and saw all right? Streaming highlights
this week? All right, guys, even more Christmas stuff, so
you've got some streaming originals are also in there. Netflix
has Family Switch and that's a new holiday comp holiday
comedy starring Ed Helms from the Office and Jennifer Garner,
your Capital One chick as parents who unexpectedly switch bodies
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with their kids at Christmas.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Jennifer being in a movie where you're switching bodies.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
Absolutely, yes, she did the thirty one as well. Amazon
Prime has Eddie Murphy and a new original Christmas comedy
called Candy Cane Land.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
Now you said you saw that right.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Yes, it's about where they have a competition on the
street for the best decorations and he makes a wish
and kind of like promises his life away and to
have the best Christmas decoration and mayhem ensun ouy again,
I wouldn't pay for it, no, but I guess we
did with crime, so yeah, I want to pay for
but also a Prime video has Rudolph the Red Nose
(21:03):
Reindeer and Frosty the Snowman. But Rudolph and Frosty are rentals,
so they will cost you extra.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Yeah, they're not included.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
They're not included in your Prime membership. And if you're
looking for a Charlie Brown Christmas, a Charlie Brown Christmas,
it's on Apple TV Plus now you can watch on
demand anytime if you're a subscriber to Apple TV Plus.
But it'll be streaming for free for everybody next Saturday
and Sunday, December sixteenth and seventeenth.
Speaker 6 (21:27):
It got Ahole really hot about Charlie Brown not being
available to everybody in Apple said, okay, well we will
do this for a particular weekend. And they've done that
for the last two or three years.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
Yeah, they said, there you are. Merry Christmas.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Yeah, i'd know, just a merry Christmas. James Brown, like
we just heard I know that, did Charlie one? They is, yeah,
like it, that's neat.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
It's good. It's good for those kids. I haven't seen
it in traditions. So that's a wrap of what talk.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
A right baby good job there. Okay, well, let's get
us a winner. Let's play John boy Jeopardy. Review yesterday's question.
We found out the world's most widely font armed crop
is onion. You think it'd be weed.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
The way the news is going the.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Day we goo today's John Boyd Jeopardy. Y'all be careful
out there. On the average, every three hours in the US,
a person or a vehicle is struck by one of these.
Speaker 6 (22:19):
What is a problem not covered by the factory warrant?
Speaker 4 (22:23):
That?
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Like what y'all got? One eight hundred Big Show you
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it out the Big Show dot com. And right now,
let's black Yes, why buck?
Speaker 6 (23:23):
What some I records? And now your host reminding you
there are twenty three Yeah, like I'm gonna go shopping
days till Christmas. He's jump bore.
Speaker 5 (23:38):
You put it like that. It kind of hurts as
I hated.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Ronnie out of Prestonsburg, Kentucky. Good morning, Ronnie, good morning,
Good morning buddy. You are first up here. Look at
you getting shot first time? Color? Well, all right, get
you moved now? Were ready? Ronnie?
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Y'all be careful out there.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Only average every three hours in the US, a person
or a vehicle is struck by one.
Speaker 6 (24:07):
Of these eight deer.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Did you say a deer? Eight point deer? Yeah? I
said an eight or a deer that'd be crazy eight.
Let's just leave the points out and not look at
the rack and just say a deer. Let's say that
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would be interesting to see. It might be during this
rutting there.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
Might be more than on the season.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
That could be a number out. All right, well, Ronnie,
we appreciate you playing, buddy. Why don't you rest from
my wonderful things that the gently used North Carolina camo hat.
You get out there, I shot a deer wearing this
might still be something some look in it.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
There you go?
Speaker 6 (24:54):
Hey, can I give a shout out?
Speaker 3 (24:56):
You sure can.
Speaker 6 (24:57):
I'm giving a shout.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Out to my lovely wife and a teacher at elementary school.
Go girl, right, Ron, We appreciate y'all. Buddy, you have
a great day, and y'all have a merry Christmas.
Speaker 6 (25:11):
You have a merry Christmas.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Se Oh right, buddy, thank you. Let's go to Ken.
He's over in Parson, Tennessee. Good morning, Ken, Good morning,
Good morning, buddy.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
We have eliminated an ape and a buck so far.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
What every three hours in the US a person our
vehicle struck by one of these?
Speaker 5 (25:34):
What you got Ken?
Speaker 3 (25:36):
A train? Let's see? Is it a train?
Speaker 2 (25:44):
My morning?
Speaker 8 (25:44):
Dear?
Speaker 3 (25:45):
All right, I'm guessing I've never got hit by either.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
Ken.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
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of bullsnock cleaning products handed up to Pressingsburg for you.
You word, buddy, hang on bottom of the hour and
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top of your news. I'm speaking of the top. We
got a great top ten. Last feature a girl who's
very hot now, Taylor Swift, you already h good morning
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that it makes you on the radio. Then it's all
kind of holidays in December. Before we get to the
reason for the season. On the twenty fifth check it out.
It's that time in in December should be.
Speaker 5 (27:15):
One to remember. We're giving all.
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And all this month on our paintball range out back,
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One of the most familiar things about the Era's tour
by Taylor Swift is the shiny, spangly silver outfit she
wears on stage at most of the shows. Not sure
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Top ten list.
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Top ten things Taylor Swift is dressed for in her
on stage outfit. Number ten being shut out of a cannon.
Number nine being sowt in half by a magician. Number
eight holding the lion tamer's hat while he gets in
the cage with the lion. Number seven, marching with a
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color guard during halftime at the Iron Boards. Number six
dancing behind Ruth Buzz and Joe Anne Worley on laugh
In in nineteen sixty eight. Number five selling cigarettes in
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in nineteen sixty.
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Number four whacking Nancy Kerrigan and the knee before the
nineteen twenty two winner Olympics. Number three posing for the
Oscuse Oscar statue in nineteen twenty eight. Number two posing
for the new Rolls Royce Hood ornament in nineteen eleven
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and the number one thing Taylor Swift is dressed for
picking up a two million dollar check after tonight's concert.
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On the radio. I'm so happy. Over the weekend I
got to see someone Taylor Swift's outfits, which was running
a commercial during the I guess it was during the
Packers Chiefs game, like that you wear some red lipstick
on you will?
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I like a little red coat she had.
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There on the Frozen Thunder.
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I think that stuff stained on her lips.
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Actually, that's her a little buck bill? Is this?
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Not bad for six?
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It's some guy on Twitter. I don't know who it was.
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That's about.
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All right.
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If you travel by car with your dog. We got
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Bedley, while a music professor at the University of London,
has studied the behavior of dogs during long car trips,
and he's created a playlist of calming music to play
for your pooch while you're on the road. Among the
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While smooth ballads are good, some songs are actually bad ideas.
When you're on the road with a dog. The Professor
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Barking Dog's jingle Bells because dogs hate it even more
than people do.
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GoGG a doodle doo of an Atum. It is Tuesday
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Party Day.
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That's where you get in a bathtub.
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one was Elvis Presley.
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And he was probably one of the few ones that
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They eat it. Nineteen ninety two, the Denver Post quoted
a Department of Energy memo showing that the vital safety
system of the Rocky Flat's nuclear weapons plant required forty
three workers to change a light bulb. Wow, okay, the
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no hey, no J. Simpson, who was acquitted for the
well known double murder in Los Angeles, is sent us
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Dylan Johnson and all my team out at shortstop Chevron
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politically in correct this Christmas?
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You knowwhere here to help.
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Right on the other side. Good morning, it's a big
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show on the radio. If you get only one Christmas
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This xmast You don't want to offend anybody on your
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This big show the radio rolling through your Tuesday December
to fifth. Utensil Town has started releasing what they hope
will be their big moneymakers. We all need somebody who
can cut through the nonsense and give us an honest opinion,
and we got that guy. Let's welcome back Rabbi Myron Bergstein.
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Come on and Rabbi show on me. Hobies what's happening
John Bulliam and Billy coyam O. What's a good word
from the local cinema? Good way?
Speaker 11 (10:32):
They still haven't caught me bringing in my own food.
The bad ones is I got to eat it watching
some of this cramp.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Oh well, this is a crucial time of year for
Hollywood box office. You know, they're they're putting out only
their best.
Speaker 11 (10:45):
You know, before you go shooting off your yap about
Hollywood putting off their base, maybe y'all to go with
me and see some of this stuff.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Will that'd be fun?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Are you serious?
Speaker 4 (10:56):
No?
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You're painted?
Speaker 13 (10:57):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
I prefer to be miserable all myself. Sense of story.
So I'm going to the picture show.
Speaker 11 (11:04):
I got two still warm brisket sandwiches and a zip
lock bag of craplocks, and I decide to see this
thing called the Marbles.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
The Marbles, I think you mean the Marvels.
Speaker 11 (11:15):
I know that now it's another superhero picture, oyvy, But
I give it the shot.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I mean, I gotta eat, right.
Speaker 11 (11:24):
So it seems that these Captain Marbles beats the caddy
Whompers out of the bed guys, but it creates some
sort of a mess in the universe, and now she
got one more thing to do. She gets sucked down
this wine hole and winds up in the world with
two other Marbles, one of Jackie's people with a chip
on her shoulder, and some obnoxious girl who needs to
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take an excitement down to a two or three instead
of a nerf rocking seventy two.
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I'm telling you I must be getting.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Old, you think.
Speaker 11 (11:52):
Hey, listen, uncle Jesse from the Cutch of Hazards. I
don't need no age cracks from you. I guess it
wouldn't have been so bad with a good script and
some good acting. This lead girly, I mean the captain Marbles,
she got one expression, who farted? That's it scanned the
death who farted the story and the bad guy who farted.
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If she ever't did a movie where everyone farted, she
went and Oscar.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
May Was there anything good about it?
Speaker 12 (12:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:22):
It's short, and the space cats stealed the whole movie.
Speaker 11 (12:27):
As far as humans go, I'm telling you you can't
beat that guy that plays what's his name, Rick Furious,
the great actor Sam Cook.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Sam Cook was a king of soul. You don't look
like royalty. No, no, you're thinking of Samuel L. Jackson.
I thought that was that the old cowboy all the
names getting moist over. That's Sam Elliott. I thought that
was the guy from the prison picture that just wanted
some corn bread. That's Sam Rockwell.
Speaker 11 (12:56):
I thought that was the one eyed black guy who
married the Swedish girl and sang candy Man.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
That's Sammy Davis Junior. I thought that was the funny
guy who screamed all his jokes. That's Sam Kennison.
Speaker 11 (13:08):
I thought that was the English singing girl who kept
taking the top off. That's Samantha Fox. I thought that
was the wooly bully girl. That's Sam the sham So,
who the hell am I thinking that's Samuel Jackson. What
a voiced on that guy?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Beef? It's what for dinner? Your bastard? What do you think?
Speaker 11 (13:31):
Hell you?
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Right now?
Speaker 11 (13:32):
I think if I had a voice like that, I
could get three popcorn and the concession girls pond no no.
The movie Well, I give this tired one single yamaka,
and that's for the space Cats. I'm sure that's gonna
upset some people. Raise a few hackles, put a bar
under some folks, saddles, tough crap. The fact you like
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something like this means I don't give a wet fot
and a rolling donut what you're thinking.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Me.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Let me tell you something, smart guy, the Royal Dot.
There is a tough place.
Speaker 11 (14:03):
They ain't no super name with a bad case of
renting yet resting yet the face to pull your butt
out of the fire. You gotta take care of yourself.
You gotta look out for number one so you don't
step in number two. Go on, college boy, you know
so much. Good luck in the real world. Watch a
decent movie like Real Lobo on the Green Berets. Those
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are real movies. Yeah, college educated jackass of course opinions
very you do you good and don't forget see him
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But some folks consider the single best part of the
John Boy and Billy Big Show a highly anticipated highlight
that's short of please that's right. It's a break from
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More than it's a big genre. Radio love is time
of year for the Christmas specials you can hear only
right here.
Speaker 6 (15:43):
Gee, what do you want for Christmas?
Speaker 7 (15:45):
Lucy?
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I want a new slag liness.
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I want a new blanket.
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What do you want?
Speaker 3 (15:50):
James Brown?
Speaker 15 (15:53):
Good God, The Peanuts Gang is back in an all
new holiday special.
Speaker 6 (15:59):
It's Merry Christmas.
Speaker 10 (16:01):
Jez.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
Well, there's my mom.
Speaker 6 (16:04):
She's gonna drive us to the Christmas play.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
Yeah you go.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
Now you just shot out the tires. James Brown.
Speaker 16 (16:13):
Oh, yes, m I'm sorry. By day, I apologize. You know,
I'll be onto a lot of straight little and you
know behind that event when measuring around in my head,
you know what I said. You know it's be a
censusguentation I got. I'm on medication and you know why
not snap, you know, living in AMers.
Speaker 15 (16:35):
This is amazing this holiday season. The godfather of soul
is working for Peanuts. It's a merry Christmas. James Brown.
Tonight on CBS.
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desk of Taylor Taman News What to watch, Here's Marcy
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Speaker 4 (17:20):
Let's look at the weekend box office recaps.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Shall We No?
Speaker 8 (17:23):
You Do?
Speaker 4 (17:24):
No Renaissance? Number one Beyonce's concert movie.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Oh really, I didn't take her loan to copy Taylor,
did it?
Speaker 6 (17:32):
There you go.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
I wouldn't say she was copying her to her face?
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Are people saying that behind her back?
Speaker 4 (17:39):
I don't know you we are.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
And this is really behind her back.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
The Hunger Games prequel Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
He always comes like.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Talking about.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Came in and place. Godzilla minus one with the original
Japanese movie Monster came in third place.
Speaker 6 (18:09):
God Zillalla minus one is the name. I don't know
why they're calling it down catchy. It just kind of
rolls off.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
The Trolls Band Together and Disney's Wish rounded out the
top five two kid movies. Rolls Band Together and Disney's Wish.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
It sounds like the troll should be something like Disney
Is that a scary one or is that like it's.
Speaker 6 (18:32):
Like the Little Wishnik Dolls.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Yeah, they got an animated moving around. Everybody's like kids
got them on their sleeping bags. They're everywhere.
Speaker 6 (18:40):
Everybody knows about it, but you.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Back in the day.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
I have to say the animated version is not as
creepy or scary as those little dolls were sev.
Speaker 6 (18:51):
Because you had to knock off that looked really weird.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
It was like shrunken head with the troll hair, split
them and make a wish.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
I'm like, I want to.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
In theaters this weekend. Not much, not much there. There's
a There's a whole bunch of holiday re releases though
this weekend, including Doctor Seuss's The Grinch, the twenty eighteen
animated version, the romantic romantic comedy Love Actually, and a
chance to see Wait Yeah, and a chance to see
old favorites like Elf, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation and The
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Polar Express are all on the big screen.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (19:26):
They're releasing, re releasing movies that they know people will
go see, which I think is a great idea. I
think that I thought they should have done that years ago,
if you could go back to the movie and see
something on the big like a Star Wars movie on
a big screen.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (19:40):
I saw some.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Local drive ins were advertising National Lampoons with the kids
in the car.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
So in the theaters, are they like cut prices on concessions? No, no, no, no,
you know the last one I went with you and
I want to say, what the three Day was light
with the monkey taking over the world.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Oh no, you went and saw all right? Streaming highlights
this week? All right, guys, even more Christmas stuff, so
you've got some streaming originals are also in there. Netflix
has Family Switch and that's a new holiday comp holiday
comedy starring Ed Helms from the Office and Jennifer Garner,
your Capital One chick as parents who unexpectedly switch bodies
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with their kids at Christmas.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Jennifer being in a movie where you're switching bodies.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
Absolutely, yes, she did the thirty one as well. Amazon
Prime has Eddie Murphy and a new original Christmas comedy
called Candy Cane Land.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
Now you said you saw that right.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Yes, it's about where they have a competition on the
street for the best decorations and he makes a wish
and kind of like promises his life away and to
have the best Christmas decoration and mayhem ensun ouy again,
I wouldn't pay for it, no, but I guess we
did with crime, so yeah, I want to pay for
but also a Prime video has Rudolph the Red Nose
(21:03):
Reindeer and Frosty the Snowman. But Rudolph and Frosty are rentals,
so they will cost you extra.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Yeah, they're not included.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
They're not included in your Prime membership. And if you're
looking for a Charlie Brown Christmas, a Charlie Brown Christmas,
it's on Apple TV Plus now you can watch on
demand anytime if you're a subscriber to Apple TV Plus.
But it'll be streaming for free for everybody next Saturday
and Sunday, December sixteenth and seventeenth.
Speaker 6 (21:27):
It got Ahole really hot about Charlie Brown not being
available to everybody in Apple said, okay, well we will
do this for a particular weekend. And they've done that
for the last two or three years.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
Yeah, they said, there you are. Merry Christmas.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Yeah, i'd know, just a merry Christmas. James Brown, like
we just heard I know that, did Charlie one? They is, yeah,
like it, that's neat.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
It's good. It's good for those kids. I haven't seen
it in traditions. So that's a wrap of what talk.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
A right baby good job there. Okay, well, let's get
us a winner. Let's play John boy Jeopardy. Review yesterday's question.
We found out the world's most widely font armed crop
is onion. You think it'd be weed.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
The way the news is going the.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Day we goo today's John Boyd Jeopardy. Y'all be careful
out there. On the average, every three hours in the US,
a person or a vehicle is struck by one of these.
Speaker 6 (22:19):
What is a problem not covered by the factory warrant?
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That?
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Like what y'all got? One eight hundred Big Show you
told free line. We've played John Boyd jepardy. Next, Good morning,
(22:55):
It's a big show on a radio. Roll it through
your Tuesday morning. Today's featured track from The Big Show
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it out the Big Show dot com. And right now,
let's black Yes, why buck?
Speaker 6 (23:23):
What some I records? And now your host reminding you
there are twenty three Yeah, like I'm gonna go shopping
days till Christmas. He's jump bore.
Speaker 5 (23:38):
You put it like that. It kind of hurts as
I hated.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Ronnie out of Prestonsburg, Kentucky. Good morning, Ronnie, good morning,
Good morning buddy. You are first up here. Look at
you getting shot first time? Color? Well, all right, get
you moved now? Were ready? Ronnie?
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Y'all be careful out there.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Only average every three hours in the US, a person
or a vehicle is struck by one.
Speaker 6 (24:07):
Of these eight deer.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Did you say a deer? Eight point deer? Yeah? I
said an eight or a deer that'd be crazy eight.
Let's just leave the points out and not look at
the rack and just say a deer. Let's say that
(24:31):
would be interesting to see. It might be during this
rutting there.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
Might be more than on the season.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
That could be a number out. All right, well, Ronnie,
we appreciate you playing, buddy. Why don't you rest from
my wonderful things that the gently used North Carolina camo hat.
You get out there, I shot a deer wearing this
might still be something some look in it.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
There you go?
Speaker 6 (24:54):
Hey, can I give a shout out?
Speaker 3 (24:56):
You sure can.
Speaker 6 (24:57):
I'm giving a shout.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Out to my lovely wife and a teacher at elementary school.
Go girl, right, Ron, We appreciate y'all. Buddy, you have
a great day, and y'all have a merry Christmas.
Speaker 6 (25:11):
You have a merry Christmas.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Se Oh right, buddy, thank you. Let's go to Ken.
He's over in Parson, Tennessee. Good morning, Ken, Good morning,
Good morning, buddy.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
We have eliminated an ape and a buck so far.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
What every three hours in the US a person our
vehicle struck by one of these?
Speaker 5 (25:34):
What you got Ken?
Speaker 3 (25:36):
A train? Let's see? Is it a train?
Speaker 2 (25:44):
My morning?
Speaker 8 (25:44):
Dear?
Speaker 3 (25:45):
All right, I'm guessing I've never got hit by either.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
Ken.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Good work, buddy, you have gotten the big old prize
pack that bull snot one hundred and twenty dollars worth
of bullsnock cleaning products handed up to Pressingsburg for you.
You word, buddy, hang on bottom of the hour and
(26:12):
top of your news. I'm speaking of the top. We
got a great top ten. Last feature a girl who's
very hot now, Taylor Swift, you already h good morning
(26:56):
that it makes you on the radio. Then it's all
kind of holidays in December. Before we get to the
reason for the season. On the twenty fifth check it out.
It's that time in in December should be.
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but I don't know, won't hurt you.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
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holdly court there.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Good morning. It's a big John the radio. Love me him.
I'm becoming a swiftye swifter. What's that thing my wife
uses to get the dog hair up in the living room.
That's a swiffer er. I collect dog hair. I'm a swiffer.
(30:03):
Make you pearl. Alright, well, here we go. We've been
waiting on in the top ten list bedlet Well.
Speaker 6 (30:11):
One of the most familiar things about the Era's tour
by Taylor Swift is the shiny, spangly silver outfit she
wears on stage at most of the shows. Not sure
how you describe it, We're fixing to try Today's Big Show.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Top ten list.
Speaker 6 (30:25):
Top ten things Taylor Swift is dressed for in her
on stage outfit. Number ten being shut out of a cannon.
Number nine being sowt in half by a magician. Number
eight holding the lion tamer's hat while he gets in
the cage with the lion. Number seven, marching with a
(30:50):
color guard during halftime at the Iron Boards. Number six
dancing behind Ruth Buzz and Joe Anne Worley on laugh
In in nineteen sixty eight. Number five selling cigarettes in
front of Caesar's Palace before Evil Knievel jumps the fountain
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in nineteen sixty.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
Seven, cigars cigarettes Cibrillo.
Speaker 6 (31:17):
Number four whacking Nancy Kerrigan and the knee before the
nineteen twenty two winner Olympics. Number three posing for the
Oscuse Oscar statue in nineteen twenty eight. Number two posing
for the new Rolls Royce Hood ornament in nineteen eleven
(31:41):
and the number one thing Taylor Swift is dressed for
picking up a two million dollar check after tonight's concert.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
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I've starting my day.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
As the beloved fast food mascot and pizza Rutt.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Doctor rut tupped populist tunes into John Boy and Billy
on The Big Show. It ain't that he loves the show,
but it's the only thing that chases the rats out
of the no Flower that of them, I'm going to
(32:52):
Big shows.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
On the radio. I'm so happy. Over the weekend I
got to see someone Taylor Swift's outfits, which was running
a commercial during the I guess it was during the
Packers Chiefs game, like that you wear some red lipstick
on you will?
Speaker 5 (33:07):
I like a little red coat she had.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
There on the Frozen Thunder.
Speaker 4 (33:11):
I think that stuff stained on her lips.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Actually, that's her a little buck bill? Is this?
Speaker 15 (33:19):
I say?
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Not bad for six?
Speaker 5 (33:24):
It's some guy on Twitter. I don't know who it was.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
That's about.
Speaker 5 (33:31):
All right.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
We don't need Taylor Swift one of our Big Show
favorite Christmas songs. In minutes Big Show rolls on Good
Morning got the Big Show on the radio. Hang on
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All right, settle back, just enjoy this chip.
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your clothes.
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Old tied care being.
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Stung by a tie and f messed up by eskimo.
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Helps to make the cheese and rice.
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hard to cheat tonight because they know that side.
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Tie's gonna change.
Speaker 12 (35:40):
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his train,
and every.
Speaker 10 (35:50):
Mother smiled in Johnny's eyes to see a great big
really no Tieler guy. And so I'm ordering the simple
thing to kiss someone who might be hu aloha, they said.
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Then they try in any way marry Chrisma, you too,
Mike Brady on the piano, Mike, just a.
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Then they tried anyone Christmas christ.
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You Oh my glasses they shared, Oh scaring the cat
was kind of hurtful, little than atya and thank you.
All right, Billy, let's play the current events quiz. What
are we dealing with?
Speaker 6 (37:48):
If you travel by car with your dog. We got
a music playlist that'll make your next road trip more
enjoyable for both of you.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
And one eight hundred bigshell you told free line across
America takes sea and you win. We play next Good
(38:26):
Tuesday morning, It's a big show on the radio. In
today's featured track from The Big Show, vid Box married
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fifteen tracks was No. Nine to nine Great Christmas Idea
The Big Show dot com here right now, Penn Squad.
Speaker 15 (38:57):
Okay, well this time.
Speaker 5 (39:03):
Quiz jeez.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
And hey David from Swain's World, Georgia, Good morning, David Crew.
Hey there you are, David Boddy. Welcome in here. Man,
I don't know you and Georgia. You a bulldog fan, David, Yes,
I am.
Speaker 6 (39:26):
And uh we're still crying over at foot whooping that
we took scared.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
I thought she just jumped off the roof. I'll be
all right. You had your national championship, so all right.
Well let's see if we can get you the big
old prize back here, David. Make you feel better. Go.
Speaker 6 (39:45):
Bedley, while a music professor at the University of London,
has studied the behavior of dogs during long car trips,
and he's created a playlist of calming music to play
for your pooch while you're on the road. Among the
best best dogs soothing tunes are how Deep Is Your Love?
From the Beg's, Bob Marley's No Woman, No Cry, and Foreigners,
(40:10):
I want to know what love is. I want you
to show me, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
Keep going.
Speaker 6 (40:17):
While smooth ballads are good, some songs are actually bad ideas.
When you're on the road with a dog. The Professor
says the worst song to play on a road trip
with your pet is a ac DC's Back in Black,
which thumps too hard, b Metallica's Enter Sandman, which dogs
find oddly unsettling much like many people. Or see the
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Barking Dog's jingle Bells because dogs hate it even more
than people do.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
What'd you got, David? Let me see.
Speaker 5 (40:55):
Good work, David, big.
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Thank you, buddy, that's your pout. Cut you up on
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