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January 7, 2025 42 mins

Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll pull out a few ballads today - starting with the Ballad of Terry Hanson - and the Ballad of John Boy.. - then later on, the Ballad of Sweet Patrick.. - Tater has a new edition of What to Watch.. - Nervel T. Wheeler stops by to impart some wisdom.. - Mark Packer updates us on College Football.. - John Boy brings in some predictions from the Old Farmer’s Almanac.. - and the Mayor of Dismal Seepage shares his plans for a Happy New REAR Festival…

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You have more than everybody. The Big Show is right
here on the radio, shaves me praised, You're lifted.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
The two fine lads, two boys dedicated to smile on
your face and a song in your heart as long
as you're buying their bloody grill and sauce, John Boy
and Billy on the Big show face and.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Begorah a doodle doo up and adam, thank you forgot.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
We're seven days into a brand new year, the year
of two oh two five.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
We're beginning the seventh day. We're beginning the seventh day. Yeah,
what was that what I was saying? Well, I'm waking
up and saying, hey, it's a brand new year, all right,
and you're rooting.

Speaker 5 (01:26):
It's used to be the big thing you'd have to
worry about is putting the wrong date on a check.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
When's the last time you wrote a check? Uh? Yesterday?
Oh well you technically all you did was sign uh
the boy. If I could just get somebody else, who's
the signing, I mean, not mine, they're own.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Anyway, let's let's not focus on that. Come on, man,
we're seven days into a brand new year. Yeah, everybody
keeping up with their new Year's revelations. Yeah, sure, well
you give up megging him by now don't work. You
don't need to put pressure on yourself like that.

Speaker 6 (02:11):
Resolutions are for loser.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Say what national days? It's close on these, These are
always fun. It's National bobblehead Day. Me somebody to find
me a bobblehead.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah, I gave away.

Speaker 6 (02:28):
I never understood the popularity of them, but they got.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
It's a collective ror. It's just something to you know.

Speaker 5 (02:34):
As of all the stupid, little kitchy things we've done
over the years, I don't think we ever made a
John Boy and Billy bobblehead, you.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Know, I was saying about that. I don't think so that.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
We've had golf club covers made out of our heads
and that.

Speaker 7 (02:50):
Was spooky because it was a single club cover, and
so they it was it. We were too twins that
didn't look anything alike. It was likely like the Siamese
Twinsday became school teacher, you.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Know, yes, said man. So let's just keep it at that.
That'll be all right.

Speaker 6 (03:09):
Twenty twenty five bibbleheads.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yes, the fake Maybury deputy had his own bobble head.
Remember this, Yes, give it away?

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Well so good, Well, here's something I can get behind
National Tempura Day Hotel. Give me some tempura on a stick, right, yeah, trip,
he said, Japanese dish. Do we have any temporo when
we did our show that week in Tokyo?

Speaker 1 (03:34):
I don't recall any tempora. Just means it's battered in fried.
I've mayb got some octopus pizza that couldn't handle. Oh no,
a texture battered and deep fry. Just do that to anything.
It'll be all okay, that's what happens at the fair.
All right.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
Then we got three days in history saved up. Those
will be very important. Where we're got our categories. Get
the first prize back and get that winning beginning. It's
a brand new year.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Let's get to it. Big shows on the radio. Good morning,
Big shows on the radio.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
First prize pack, Happy Herd, Our Budge from Happy Herd.
Another year, hunting season going on. They making top quality attractings,
minerals and feed for deer. Baron Hoggs. If you're not
using a Happy Herd, you better hope your neighbors aren't.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
All right.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
You got a little money used code JB B. We'll
get you ten percent off and check out very inexpensive
for what you can harvest over the Happy Herd nick
on the link of the Big Show dot com, or
listen up here three days in history and you can
win it. Seventeen eighty nine, the first US presidential election
was held in Americans voted for electors who a month

(04:46):
later chose George Washington to be the nation's first president.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
So it wasn't everybody voting. They would just let the
uh he was appointed, and he wasn't too.

Speaker 8 (04:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
He was like nice, not big deal, and the word
president didn't have the kind of meaning it does to
us now.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
It was just like a real It was like someone
who presided over the just be there, George, Yeah, and
sat down in that boat when all right.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
Eighteen eighty two, the cowboy helmet was padded. It was
a steel hat with attached face, Master Protect Bronco Riders,
cow Browners and Blacksmith's.

Speaker 9 (05:26):
So good.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
It took a while for the cowboys to wear them
because showed you whatn't yeah, give me everything you got.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
I rode the bull one time. I didn't have no listen,
missed work for two weeks.

Speaker 9 (05:41):
Man.

Speaker 6 (05:43):
I saw footage of that.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
That was a hard fall, like a thunderous swan hitting
the ground. Not that graceful. I was just with a splat.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Okay, so here we are one more category oh nineteen
o three the baby gun was invented.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Shoot your eye out. You can't. I don't do that.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
Don't shoot the stop sons, I said when the first
hang out in now to stop. Well, of course idiot,
and that was a self inflicted idiot. Ain't at anybody.
But there's our three categories one eight hundred Big shows
you told free line, Come on play out Burst next.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Good Tuesday morning, January is seven, twenty twenty five. Feature
track on The Big Show.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
Bit Box mayor dismal sebags with a happy new rear festival.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yes, keyword new ears the here's one here the pit, Yeah,
Big show dot com right now time you're gonna win
them again Outburst.

Speaker 10 (07:07):
Let's play Outburst. It's the game that anyone can win.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
John Boy and Billy, we give the prizes from the
big Prize.

Speaker 10 (07:17):
Be let's go, he contested number one.

Speaker 8 (07:22):
This should really be a lot of fun.

Speaker 10 (07:25):
You're playing Outburst. Have the urry up and gast time.
People love the best time.

Speaker 11 (07:31):
People have a big shots.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Let's say heard a rust from Chattanooga. Can I say
we have the shots? Get their other neighbors?

Speaker 4 (07:49):
Way, Rosnie, welcome in here, boardie. Let's get you through
these three categories. Get you some happy heard over the Chattanoogie.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Ready buddy, the throw.

Speaker 12 (08:00):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Then three things that are voted on. Ready go President,
hu a dinner?

Speaker 12 (08:13):
H o A?

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Are you dealing with one on a regular basis? Fore
front of your Grandma's gotten awful?

Speaker 8 (08:20):
What not?

Speaker 10 (08:21):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (08:21):
God?

Speaker 1 (08:23):
He gat with that basketball? Goll of us. Got to
be clear. You got to be able to see through it.

Speaker 8 (08:27):
What are you he.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
There's not enough people to vote. Here we go. Give
us three activities. You wear a hat for safety, ready.

Speaker 9 (08:39):
Go, uh football, motorcycle, construction workers, had a boy.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
Here we go, rusting for the wind. Give us three
types of guns, ready to go.

Speaker 9 (08:53):
Be the gun, tell gun, handgun, finger gun? Oh point.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
Well, So a guy get a personal foul this past
Sunday for pointing. It was he was pointing for a
first round, but he made it look like a gun
his hand.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
You can't you can't do.

Speaker 13 (09:11):
You can get expelled from school for that finger point man,
that's crazy.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
And then the guy got a personal foul where like
he was thugged it up like where you know you
pull up your shirt on the side to show you
your area. And so he pulled up his jersey after
he scored a dutchdown and they flagged him.

Speaker 8 (09:37):
I was all for that set you thug from Mexico.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
Maybe he was a chicken for kidding.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Russey, You've given us a lot to think about. You
are white at it this morning.

Speaker 10 (09:49):
You hang on.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Jackie's gonna hook.

Speaker 8 (09:51):
You up, buddy. Hey, thank you, sir.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
You'll have a good one.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
Hi, my boy, right, I told you we're gonna have
us a ballad Tuesday, all kind of ballads. The big
show handsome snowed in Saint Louis. Let's start out with
his ballad on the other side. Good morning, it's.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
A big show on the radio, all about big show ballads.
Throughout this big show. On January the seventh, a man
hands some snowed in Saint Louis listening to us. How
beout you bothered? For you there, come get your tribute.

Speaker 9 (11:05):
Hey.

Speaker 14 (11:05):
The other one about this lexic devil worshiper.

Speaker 8 (11:08):
He sold his soulda Santa get it.

Speaker 15 (11:11):
Sold.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
He sold the Santa Santa.

Speaker 10 (11:13):
It's supposed to be saying what you can't understand me?
Your son of them?

Speaker 16 (11:16):
There was a boy from me, Saint Louis, kind of scrowny,
kind of screwy, had a funny way of speaking words
hats butter and spin like a model T FOURD, and
folks would just say, oh, my lord, that's the damnedest
thing I ever heard. He tried to talk like other folks,
but friends thought he was playing jokes with a damp
and drippy wade rbalized will. He didn't want to be

(11:40):
the guy whose voice made all the children cry, and
his efforts just gotta.

Speaker 14 (11:43):
Last from all the guys. Just st your pie hole,
try to listen to all the great stuff that you're missing.
Your complainants really started to piss me off, So stay
right where you aren't sit and do your best to
dodge the spit. Excuse me while I turned my head
and cough. Does just look affected to you?

Speaker 8 (12:01):
I could ever tell?

Speaker 1 (12:02):
For many years he tried his best, but mostly just
wound up depressed.

Speaker 16 (12:06):
Talking didn't seem to be his call because all his consonants.

Speaker 8 (12:11):
And vowels sounded like a bullfoid and its bowels, or
a leprechn with a mouthful of tennis balls. That boy
just seemed to have an actor.

Speaker 16 (12:19):
Sounded like Popeye hooked on crack until a friend said,
go to speech in school.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
They'll teach you how to form your words so they
don't sound.

Speaker 16 (12:27):
Like dropping turns, and maybe you can learn how not
to and drew Hey, their family such a yep.

Speaker 8 (12:34):
I don't need to know your cramp.

Speaker 14 (12:35):
I lick this talking problem, don't you, Fred Crimson, He'll
be the first to get to scooping. I will sound
like Popeye pooping. Why the hell's this counter so damn wet.
Beca said me, there's a sprinkler on it.

Speaker 8 (12:47):
Could never tell you.

Speaker 16 (12:48):
So he had it off to diction class, and big surprise,
he didn't pass. But he wouldn't let his dreams just
fade away.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Now look today, and what do you know?

Speaker 8 (12:57):
He's a great, big star on the radio where lists
can't get hit.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
With all that spray. Now folks tune in from miles around.

Speaker 16 (13:05):
I hear him make those awful sounds like a thousand
munchkins trying not to drown.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
But he's still the dampest thing you've heard.

Speaker 16 (13:12):
But now he's the king of wordy word, and no
one knows just how he keeps his crown.

Speaker 14 (13:17):
Oh so this is sort of underware that all the
strippers like to wear. It's got that strength that runs
right up here. Butts tiber clock.

Speaker 8 (13:26):
Is running out, So please don't make me scream and shout.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
It's sexy lingerie and it's called Awa.

Speaker 14 (13:32):
It's underwear. Damn, it's sexy underwear. The kind of your
wife doesn't wear. At least he doesn't whin You're a
home a song? It's a song, idiot. I watched this
thirty seconds of my life back you jackass. You're the
worst wordy word.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Player I'll ever see her lord play.

Speaker 10 (13:45):
What's the hell's wrong with you?

Speaker 1 (13:47):
To speak English?

Speaker 10 (13:49):
Hell?

Speaker 1 (13:51):
I heard thy all morning. It's a big show on

(14:22):
the radio, rolling through your Tuesday January is seven. I'd
like to catch him went forward here the first of
the year.

Speaker 9 (14:31):
Man, Hello, zus hoint all my life on the fight
about it now?

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Man, John Boy been here?

Speaker 9 (14:37):
Ay Saday you big on Hay, No driving, no talking
knucks O dragging, nose picking.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
C that much?

Speaker 8 (14:46):
Boddy?

Speaker 1 (14:47):
How was your holiday?

Speaker 15 (14:48):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (14:49):
Christmas morning? I was up to arm pits and fruits
and nuts. Debbort and his relatives got together the trailer.

Speaker 8 (14:57):
That sounds like fun.

Speaker 9 (14:58):
Yeah right. One of Debert's nephews is sick when he
come over, and of course you know he's gonna pass
it around. Give me that stomach flu that's been going around.
I had the squirt Savannah. This man debortenual after Christmas
hunting trip.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Oh man, y'all didn't get to go this year hunt.

Speaker 9 (15:15):
No, No, Debort went without me. He took his cousin
Tater with it.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Tater, huh.

Speaker 8 (15:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (15:20):
We call him out because he looks like a tater,
he says. Bald, and he's got little warts all over
his face. Looks like a tater has been in the
vegetable ben about a week too long.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Tatter's a big hunter.

Speaker 9 (15:32):
No, actually, it is his first hunting trip of any kind.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
So Delbert and a novice out hunting.

Speaker 9 (15:37):
How'd that go? No good? Deborah come dragging in about
eight o'clock the next night, all covered in mud and crud.
Had that deer in the back of the pickup truck
is all tore up briars and his antlers is a mess.
I said, what in the world happened to you? He says, Wow.
Man on Tator is out in the dish stand out
in the woods, and we'd had us a bear Twell

(15:59):
this there come out of clearing. Tater got all excited
and fell plumb out of the tree stand. Knocked him cold.
He's a mass I never got that name. Dear. Back
to the truck, I says, yeah, Tater wasn't much help
after he got his bell wrong. Huh, he said, Well,
Tater never woke up. I checked to make sure he's
still breathing, but I couldn't get him to come to
for nothing. I said, now, wait a minute. You mean

(16:21):
you drug that deer all the way back home and
left your cousin the land up here in the woods.
He said, well, there's a hard call, but I figured
wasn't no back on steal Tater.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Please tell me you got Tater out of the woods.

Speaker 14 (16:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (16:38):
We went back the next morning and picked him up.
He's all right, Hey, that's not run here. Me and
Eddie Boyer istual to go to work later on. Yeah,
well you tell him, I said, uh, hell know what
you mean? Bye, y'all keep him straight up, ire bye, by.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
This makes you On the radio. John bop Been and
Taylor Felers.

Speaker 17 (16:58):
Ran to Jacket and you listening Hia, how you are
listening to two of the funniest guys on the radio
and my fraternity brothers at the Raccoon Lodge, John Boy
and Philly on the Big Show.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Are they funny? Are they funny?

Speaker 15 (17:16):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (17:17):
Hello, good morning, And it's a big Shaw on the radio,

(17:57):
minutes away from Taylor Tamer news.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
What to watch.

Speaker 9 (18:02):
Now?

Speaker 1 (18:02):
It's a big show Ballad Tuesday.

Speaker 16 (18:12):
I'll never forget that faithful night. He lay there in
the pale moonlight, a filthy ball cap on his head.
I thought that he was surely dead, a broken soul.
No one would claim that's the night I learned the
name of John Boy, John Boy.

Speaker 8 (18:32):
For five days, it was touch and go. Would he survived?
I didn't know.

Speaker 16 (18:36):
He let out with a mournful wheeze, his colon blocked
with too much cheese, and with a rusty butter knife.

Speaker 8 (18:42):
I cleared the clog and saved the life of John Boy.

Speaker 10 (18:47):
John Boy, John Boy.

Speaker 16 (18:53):
I soon found out he had a gift. His funny
ways gave folks a lift. I thought that he should
have a show where I worked on the radio. I
had a feeling he'd find fame when everyone would learn
the name of John.

Speaker 8 (19:07):
Boy, John Boy.

Speaker 16 (19:10):
John He soon was famous far and wide, made other
DJs run and hide. He sure enough became a star,
But it wasn't skilled that got him far the credit
to what he'd become.

Speaker 8 (19:23):
There was no one nearly quite as dumb as John Boy,
John Boy, John Ball.

Speaker 16 (19:35):
He couldn't act, he couldn't sing, He always said such
stupid things, could barely say the simplest words. But solid
gold came from those turns, the listeners. They were never born.
Cash and ratings with a reward for John Boy, John Boy,
John Boo. But success began to swell his head. He

(19:56):
hated getting out of bed. One day he threw hiss,
he fit, and in a rage of fart was lit.
He set the studio ablaze. Could this be the end
of days for John Boy, John Boy, John Boy. We
all stood there with jars of kate as he ran

(20:19):
back in the same as kate. The walls collapsed as
it burn down, and John Boy he was never found.
The incidents still unexplained. Just a few stained T shirts
are all that remained of John Boy, John Boy. I'm

(20:42):
still out here in radio land on some forgotten am
band and late at night, I get a chill. I
think that I can hear him still, And on the
first full moon of fall, I hear the ua ua call.

Speaker 8 (21:00):
Of jump Boy.

Speaker 10 (21:05):
John Bull Jong John Bull John.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio coming up, We
played John Boyds everyday winner gets one hundred and twenty
dollars worth of bull Snot cleaning products made in the USA.
Jug Drivers keep America moving and bull Snot make sure
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(21:40):
We playboard in minutes. We're right now from the desk
and Tator Tayman News is what to watch. Here's Marcay Taylor.

Speaker 15 (21:49):
Maria, Hello, we get the box office from the weekend,
my friends.

Speaker 6 (21:55):
Coming in that first place was Mufasa the Lion King.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
He may weeks that you will.

Speaker 15 (22:01):
It was in second place last week, so it went
up to first this week, so that is pretty impressive.
Coming in second place was Sonic the Hedgehog three. They
were in first place last weekend. They would drop down
to second place.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Switch a little switch round.

Speaker 15 (22:17):
Coming in third place and it debuted in third No
Speratu Bless You or No Sperato Nose sperato is it's
a vampire movie. Oh said, time period set back like
in the eighteen thirties and Jensylvania and that dark was.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
The original name of the story or something like that.
Is that in the name of the vampire. I didn't
think count Draco rings new fossil. Yeah, I think so too,
but maybe old fossil.

Speaker 6 (22:51):
So anyway, it came in third Milana, Milana.

Speaker 15 (22:55):
I came into fourth place and Wicked hanging in there
in fifth the place musical musical movie.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
That's out on streaming. Now, Oh my god, it's been
like six times in my house. But my wife, oh,
you know you've watched.

Speaker 6 (23:15):
It the way you did, Yes, you did, all right
out this Friday, better man.

Speaker 15 (23:22):
It's the meteororic meteoric meteoric you know that hard word
to say, meteorite like rise, a dramatic fall and remarkable
resurgence of British pop superstar Robbie Williams. All right, exciting,
you know the Angel song and anyone anyone well that's
in theaters.

Speaker 6 (23:43):
Also, Den of Thieves opens up this weekend.

Speaker 15 (23:47):
It's it picks up with Big Nick tracking down bad
guys on the streets of Europe and getting closer to
capturing Donnie. Meanwhile, Donnie has become caught up in the
dangerous world of diamond thieves and the Panther Mafia has
our butler in it.

Speaker 6 (24:00):
And it's a sequel.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
So this is a movie A yeah, but it's like
picking up in the middle of another story.

Speaker 6 (24:08):
Well, it's the sequel to yeh, don if you.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Take your advice from her, Yes, you know, I think
they probably crafted.

Speaker 6 (24:17):
I mean, you know, they had more time.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
It sounds a lot better than that you mentioned so far.

Speaker 6 (24:22):
Are you interested in streaming anything?

Speaker 9 (24:24):
Sure?

Speaker 15 (24:25):
In fact, from your house, you can watch I Am
a Killer. It's on Netflix and it's season six and
this is where the uh they interviewed death row inmates
who are convicted of capital murder and the inmates give
first town accounts of their crimes. No him, Well, let's

(24:47):
see looking through the Upshaws. The Upshaws is an American
television sitcom created by Wanda Sykes's on Netflix.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
Wanda lost after she quit answering on that corner in
that movie Plogy Tang, Remember that jagged Okay, that's good enough.

Speaker 6 (25:12):
The title sounds grasty to be able to stream that.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Let's look at that, then not to look at what
to want? Well, thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
Well, let's give us a winner. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy.
Review yesterday's question. We found out whearing. These didn't become
popular in the United States until the late nineteen twenties.
That's when Papa Rozzi photographers started following around Hollywood stars.

Speaker 6 (25:36):
What are sunglasses?

Speaker 4 (25:37):
Sunglasses and Nike Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Ask most people
what comes to mind when they hear the word yoicks.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
And they're likely to say shaggy from Scooby Doo. I
know I would, but it's actually a word from the
eighteenth century that hunters used while hunting these.

Speaker 6 (25:59):
Oh joins their trophy wife.

Speaker 4 (26:06):
What y'all got one? Eight hundred big show? You told
free line across America? We played John boyd Jeopardy.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Next. Well, good Tuesday morning. You got the big show

(26:40):
on the radio, and you listen to our podcast and
you have it on your mobile device.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
Now see Seoan Boyd Billy Late Riser's podcast for those
of you unfamiliar. And right now, let's what old woman
Let me tell you about the future type when the
big show bit Buck, I already took my.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Deep breath in it.

Speaker 4 (27:01):
Second because the mayor of Dismal Seepage Happy New Rear
Festival is the one boy.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
You had the big box. Okay, now we're ready, let's
plays live across America.

Speaker 18 (27:15):
It's John Boy Japanino and now a man who once
had plans to run off for the trophy wife of
his own, and he'd had gotten away with it if
it weren't for those Medley kids.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
John Boy, they had.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
A Mitchell out of Grant, Alabama. Good morning, Mitchell, Good morning,
how y'all doing what we're all?

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Good man, Welcome in here, Minchell. You got first shot
at John Boy Jeopardy and a one hundred and twenty
dollars worth of bull snot cleaning products. What you said,
bull snipe? That's worried about another.

Speaker 8 (27:58):
There we go, Mitchell.

Speaker 4 (27:59):
Ass most people what comes to mind when they hear
the word yoicks and they're likely to say shaggy from
Scooby Doo, But is actually a word from the eighteenth
century hunters used while hunting these What you got, Mitchell?

Speaker 1 (28:13):
What is the fox?

Speaker 9 (28:14):
You say?

Speaker 1 (28:15):
They were hunting foxes.

Speaker 9 (28:19):
And you are right on anybody.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
The fox say yoick so. Actually the word shaggy used
was ZOI stupid shaggy. Mitchell, good work. One dollars worth
of bulls not cleaning products.

Speaker 4 (28:44):
The grand for you, Yeah, sir, I lot to say,
y'all got a great show, and I'm a first time caller,
a long time listening, right, Mitchell, getting out of here, Hi, y'all,
We're gonna jump out into your news.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Always get a bunch of requests. With Jackie and Ike's
holiday tune, you've got to play the most request from
last year. There's one of them. Gonna play it one
more time, gold outside jogs. You know, good morning. It's

(29:45):
a big showing the radio. Always one of my most
requests in the holiday tunes. I want to big shown.
It's more I pray pole right now than it was
before it goes.

Speaker 9 (29:56):
It is gold.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Ties in.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
So one more time. Thanks to the program director for
keeping up with a request.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
I jot you never joined the market.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
You know that's just a little bit baby, Jackie and I.
It's cold outside.

Speaker 14 (30:18):
Okay, Jackie, baby, it's many cats.

Speaker 11 (30:20):
Ike, are you sure about this?

Speaker 14 (30:22):
You haven't known me a little woman down the wrong path,
steal the music, Baby, come on, let it flow.

Speaker 12 (30:29):
I really can't stand baby, it's cold outside.

Speaker 11 (30:34):
I've got to go away, Babe, its cold outside. This
evening has been.

Speaker 12 (30:42):
Shown out a nice high silvey re nice by for
a chop let he right. My mother will start to
worm about on my nerves.

Speaker 11 (30:57):
My father will be pacing the floor.

Speaker 10 (31:00):
Look at them, sweet bad curt So.

Speaker 11 (31:02):
Really i'd better skirl yo.

Speaker 10 (31:06):
It was your hurry?

Speaker 11 (31:08):
Well, maybe just to have a drink more? You getting
into the flower neighbors. My things show got some nice cubooss.

Speaker 12 (31:19):
Say what's in this streams to make you loose?

Speaker 11 (31:25):
I really don't mean you're luck in? The sheets are
clean your ground?

Speaker 12 (31:32):
Said that booty on asked guy ought to say, no, no, no,
you ain't that kind of whole girl.

Speaker 11 (31:41):
At least I'm going to say that.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
I try when I gets fixing the ride.

Speaker 12 (31:47):
Really can't standing on hold out even it's cold outside.

Speaker 16 (31:57):
See you got.

Speaker 11 (32:00):
Do you really think so?

Speaker 8 (32:01):
Maybe?

Speaker 1 (32:01):
I know?

Speaker 8 (32:02):
So you should have hurt Tina today. I can't go
up about another for tennessee.

Speaker 10 (32:07):
Let's go again.

Speaker 11 (32:10):
I simply must go.

Speaker 12 (32:11):
You're gonna be froze outside the answer is no.

Speaker 14 (32:17):
Catching the holes outside.

Speaker 11 (32:21):
I'm trying to shut. Don't put on that coke girl,
little class.

Speaker 10 (32:28):
Put my foot ride in ya.

Speaker 11 (32:32):
I ought to be home in bench.

Speaker 8 (32:35):
Don't make me go upside your hair.

Speaker 12 (32:37):
I'm trying to just reas get halfway pitch. I'm feeling
a little scared, bitch.

Speaker 10 (32:47):
I didn't think I can.

Speaker 11 (32:49):
Let's take it back down and don't act.

Speaker 8 (32:53):
Like a crazy bee.

Speaker 11 (32:54):
I really shouldn't leave.

Speaker 8 (32:57):
Maybe don't start again.

Speaker 11 (33:00):
It's hard to believe.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Have a laugh of gin.

Speaker 12 (33:06):
There's something about you you talking I kind the line.

Speaker 8 (33:14):
The Natural News messy.

Speaker 11 (33:17):
You made me feel kind of dishan in less get
I never felt this way before.

Speaker 16 (33:26):
Rap your penny down on a flow really can't stitches.

Speaker 10 (33:30):
A fold out? Baby's cold, So.

Speaker 8 (33:51):
That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Was I too flat?

Speaker 9 (33:54):
Got you?

Speaker 8 (33:54):
A lot of things? Flat ain't one of them.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Good morning.

Speaker 4 (34:26):
That's a big show on the radio, right den Ye
in minutes, Yeah, Patrick, your hero Ike's got You ballad
coming up in minutes on our big show Ballad Tuesday,
right now?

Speaker 15 (34:43):
All right?

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Let him in.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
Well, a lot of our listeners have been with us
since they were kids, and our next guest has listened
to us from the beginning when he was only sixty. Yes,
he's our oldest listener and he's still running the roads.
Please welcome Nerve Ote Wheeler, Welcome back Normal.

Speaker 16 (35:01):
It's nice to be back, John Boy. You know I
reckon that snack Gal is a sweet on me. She
poured my coffee for me and gave me a couple
of them Danish deals. I'm I might have to get
her number.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
See, the new year hadn't changed. You had a new
fare over the holidays.

Speaker 16 (35:17):
Now I'm gonna tell you something that you already know,
and I'm sure I'm preaching to the choir for your listeners.

Speaker 8 (35:24):
I Christmas in the South is its own deal.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
You got that right.

Speaker 8 (35:29):
See. I was reminiscing for a pastl.

Speaker 16 (35:32):
Of the grands and the great grands and the great
great grands at Christmas time there, and they could not
believe there was a time you didn't have indoor plumbing
but still ran an extension cord to put Christmas lights
on IDOD nothing wrong with that. Shore country folk will
learn how to make do with what they got. I
remember one year we had a powerful storm over Thanksgiving

(35:54):
that blew the top of one of them big old
nightty pines right through the roof of the house. We
didn't bother affected that. We just decorated the buttler. Now
that's country, not nearly. If country is my nephew Burley.
Now he don't read Night before Christmas to the Youngins.
He reads the lyrics to free Bird. No, that's country,
not as country is going to the payday loan joint.

(36:15):
Because you didn't have enough lights to cover the double
white and then you leave them up so long. The
youngest trip over when the hunting easterrade, Well, did you have.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
A big dinner with the family.

Speaker 16 (36:25):
Well, I was told we was having fast food, fast
food on Christmas. Yeah, it was the deer. They had
done something, so it was like he wasn't fasting little. Yeah,
the holidays ain't never without some sort of drama. Usually
it's the women folk getting mad about their presence and whatnot.
But this year he'd wound up being a trip to
the hospital.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Oh what happened?

Speaker 16 (36:47):
Well like that, Mayor Feller says, that's a great question,
John Boy. Well, a bunch of the youngins got to
mischief in the barn out there. They got on that
old tractor and started it up. They bust right through
that bar door just about the time Granny Carston was
out there headed defeat the chickens. She never saw it coming.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Oh no, is she okay?

Speaker 16 (37:07):
Let me tell you something, mat o, gall She had
been struck by lightning seven times, gourd by a bull,
lost a chunk of her butt to a bobcat, and
had her bosom punctured by a Banny rooster, getting head
by a track there ain't even in the top one hunter,
But I loaded her into the old truck there and
I took her to the hospital.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Well couldn't somebody else do it?

Speaker 8 (37:28):
Well, no, no, hell, I insisted on doing it.

Speaker 16 (37:30):
When they asked what happened, I said, Grandma got runned
over by John dere Them opportunities don't happen every day.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
You didn't see that one coming, That is true, Well done, Nerve.

Speaker 8 (37:44):
I took out enough of your time here.

Speaker 16 (37:46):
I'm gonna check in with a snack lady and see
if I can get her digits.

Speaker 8 (37:50):
Did I say that right?

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Tater?

Speaker 9 (37:52):
You did?

Speaker 12 (37:53):
Well?

Speaker 1 (37:54):
You come back in in time.

Speaker 16 (37:55):
Well, we'll see how it goes with the snack lady.
I might be laid up a while. I keep you
saddle all in your gode, graced and holler if and
you need me.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
More than everybody. The Big Show is on the radio.
Still a lot more coming at you.

Speaker 10 (38:10):
Hey, hey listener, my name is Man only. I ain't
a motivational speaker. I am thirty five years old.

Speaker 16 (38:21):
I am right divorced, and every morning I listen to
Young Boy and Billy on the Big Show.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
When I wake up in a van man river, go
on and laugh.

Speaker 13 (38:36):
And leave the radio work.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio, having new.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Year down number one fan, Patrick, Mama Rose, I'm gonna
Casey hot ant for me.

Speaker 4 (39:24):
So many stories Big Show ballad Tuesday, how about it?

Speaker 16 (39:34):
Come and listen to the story of Patrick and I,
an old black rock singer and the white boy he liked.
Together they journeyed across this great land the five.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Cans of Vinies and a vintage.

Speaker 16 (39:49):
Profound I needed in turn, and Patrick showed up as
whide eyed.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
And eager as a little hound pump.

Speaker 8 (40:06):
I ask, can you drive?

Speaker 16 (40:08):
Patrick near lost his mind, took off in the borrow hounds.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
And left Ike behind.

Speaker 16 (40:22):
They stayed at a hotel that was pretty high class,
and I took a fancy to a company, young lass,
He said, my yourself, Patrick.

Speaker 10 (40:33):
Don't be a fool.

Speaker 8 (40:34):
Patrick took off his pants and he booked on the school.

Speaker 16 (40:46):
They once had a contest to settle a fight who
could get the most women in one single night. The
bar time was hefty, and when they weren't done, Patrick
had twenty seven and more.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
I cannot.

Speaker 16 (41:10):
Old. Ike was a scoundrel in his younger days, but
then something.

Speaker 8 (41:16):
Happened and he changed his ways.

Speaker 16 (41:18):
Folks say it was Patrick, and that's why I suppose
that I got and married Pat's bomba roll. That so
goes the story of Patrick and I. There's never been

(41:40):
two fellas.

Speaker 10 (41:41):
More on alike.

Speaker 16 (41:42):
Their lives didn't turn out the way that they planned.
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