May 27, 2025 • 43 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it’s a Tuesday that feels like a Monday, so we’ll go with it.. - Hoyt and The Junior Nation Band perform their signature “Peckerhead Road” and one inspired by the weekend’s Coca-Cola 600, “A Couple Of Beers”.. - The legendary actor, Alan Swann finds himself visiting us.. - We’ll kickoff grilling season and drop the tune "The Meat Is On”.. - and Rhett & Link perform "The Barbecue Song”.. - we fill a request for a classic call to 911 over a deer in a man's car.. - and we will wrap up today with a visit from Reverend sincere and Goober…
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Good morning, The Big Show's on the radio, and more
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whack at it.
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I mean, what could it?
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He talka the new up and out on them.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
It is Tuesday, May the twenty seventh, twenty and twenty five.
You had a good Memorial Day weekend. Tayda did a
wonderful job on a Memorial Day Monday show yesterday when
it go Baby, thank you very much. And I was
thinking about you too, And I'm looking at this national
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our listeners.
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Our wine adventure.
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about I was going in business together with going great.
Ahead's got that expression of those faces, it's gonna be
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figure like the girl go.
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twenty seventh. There was nineteen thirty six the luxury liner
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Queen Mary began her maiden voyage from Southampton, England, to
New York City.
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New York City all the way.
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Across the Ocean twenty twenty two. Top Gun Maverick, the
sequel to Top Gun, starring Tom Cruise, Miles Teller, and
Jennifer Connelly. It was released thirty six years after the original.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Rumors circulating there might be another one, Is that right?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I hadn't watched this when yet with his own TV
all over the place now, so if to get to that,
this a busy the last three years. Finally, on this
date in twenty twenty three, Vice President Kamala Harris became
the first woman to deliver the commencement address of the
US Military Academy's graduation ceremony in West Point, New York.
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Have a hurry up and.
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Guest time you love it, gust time you let the
big shots?
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He ran around there from catoon.
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Can I say shots?
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Good morning, Randy, Good morning, John boy. Hello buddy, all right,
very nice speaking voice you have there, Randy.
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Well, thank you, sir, Thank you, sir.
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Yes, sir?
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Remember that diet I went on, said I lost five
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Said?
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That's like throwing a deck chair off the Queen Mary
so anyway around here. So so give us three things
on a cruise ship that you could throw off. I
don't know.
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cruise movies.
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Ready go, top gun mission impossible and you good men?
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Alright, that's a good how many mission impossibles has there been?
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Monday is coming up. Good morning. It's a big show
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on the radio. And we just held by Robert rol
Keane Monday morning too. It come feels like one. Always
a good idea.
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Stay in your lane, hitted boys, as done by Robert L.
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Keane.
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Is being lying in a.
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Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
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Come on, Jack and get ready to say anybody.
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Sometimes on my days are filled with r.
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That's that travel.
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I left some bad things.
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Ain't going my way because there's always someone swarming in
my life. You keep swerving in my life, and it's
causing lots of banger.
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I'm a honking on my horror.
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I'm shooting you the flame.
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Keep switching on my bride lights just to him. When
you're swerving all.
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Lives, pie By, you're running someone off the ride.
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The day Jove, why I thought I.
Speaker 14 (10:52):
Never never could love another hell else could I fee?
But nowing you run into me, I can't believe I
could not see her all tank up, No one's at
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the waiting.
Speaker 13 (11:16):
You keep swimming in my life, just causing lots of bag.
Speaker 6 (11:24):
I'm a cussing out your name.
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I'm shooting you the fine.
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I keep switching on my bridlights, but you're just too dimpty.
Now when you're swerving all lights, how By, you're running
someone off the road.
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Come driving a big show. Good morning, it's a big
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know this is Elsie's favorite one.
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Today's episode cow shopping. As our story opens, a father
is taking his daughter to shop for a new cow.
Speaker 8 (12:49):
Dad, you just gonna take long.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
Woy, honey, you got something more important to do.
Speaker 9 (12:54):
Literally, anything is more important than cow shopping.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
I tell you, well, this is the own part of
life on the farm, honey, and these are valuable lessons
for you to learn.
Speaker 6 (13:05):
When I'm gone, you'll be taking over.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
What's wrong with the cow we've got?
Speaker 6 (13:10):
Well, honey, matilda's getting older now and she's not giving
milk like she used to.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
It's time to put her out to pasture to enjoy
the rest of her life and let someone else take over.
I guess, old gal, here, ain't she abute?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Seriously, Dad, a cow is a cow?
Speaker 5 (13:27):
Well, it's not true, not true at all. Let's check
her out here. Yeah, belly sounds good, cold, is regular,
her eyes clear. Let's look under the hood, under the hood,
go on and lift up her tail.
Speaker 6 (13:38):
Not even if you ground me all, there ain't nothing
wrong with it here?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Look gross, Why are we doing all of this?
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Well, I told you, honey, we have to give her
the once over to be sure that you're getting your
money's worth.
Speaker 6 (13:51):
And now the most important let's check the utter.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
A we go, nice and full and firm, pull on
the teat a bit. Now, this here is a good
old cow. Honey, what is it when the world is wrong?
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Well, I show Mommy and your millman behind the bar.
Speaker 8 (14:10):
The other day.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
I think he's playing on by Heart.
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Son of.
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Wow.
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We hope you enjoy John Boy and Billy Playhouse. I
guess we'll be looking for another new cow tune in
next time when we'll hear the cheating wifes fly by
night divorce attorney say.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
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Good morning, everybody, the Big Show is on the radio.
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Hangout.
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We're gonna show our acting jobs coming up.
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I'm not an actor, damn you. I'm a movie stop.
I didn't want to play in summer stock. I have
one line, Thank god I can write down old Bike.
I'm the jump Boy and Billy Big Show.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Yeah morning, it's a big showing the radio. We're kind
of feels like we're hitting summertime after Memorrow Day weekend,
and I guess I'm going on in your local food
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feels like we're going into summertime. Though, don't get Heart
in the Junior Nation band to get it going. Ten
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and the Boys tell you about where you live.
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Ladies and gentlemen. The Junior Nation Band presents a.
Speaker 9 (17:26):
Song that tells our story based on all our experiences,
mainly because it's just a list of all our experiences
and it goes exactly like this. Well, my name's Hart
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and I like Steve. Daisy Duke's my kind of girl.
Daddy left home, never came back there. Mama was mean,
but she had nice hand me and never grun a
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body shop.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Brief pain all day that we're about to draw.
Speaker 9 (18:39):
We ain't good looking, we ain't real smart.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
The money we make gain't worth a fart.
Speaker 9 (18:46):
Everyday life is a heavy lord living at the end
of pecker head roll.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Now, me and my buddies, we ain't quite right. We
like to cuss and we like to fight. Men known
to have a some beer or twelve.
Speaker 9 (19:22):
Never learned how to control our saves.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
We like to watch us nice car race.
Speaker 9 (19:34):
Every gal we date is a butter face, where as broke.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
As it day is long.
Speaker 8 (19:44):
Our whole life.
Speaker 9 (19:45):
Is a country salt summers hot and winters cold down.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
At the end of pick your head.
Speaker 12 (19:52):
Rolls, Yeah, yeah, come on, by.
Speaker 9 (20:03):
The way, it's actually the frontage road off sleep Road
twenty three.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
The pecker head part is more of a state.
Speaker 9 (20:11):
Of mind than an official designation. And I'll shut up
if it.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
All be talking over goose a big.
Speaker 9 (20:18):
Guitar so over. We ain't got no for one key.
We're just trying to make it through one more day.
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We brokes are only crime. We look for trouble, but
we ain't got time. We're about as country as you
can get, so.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Don't come trying to start. No baby, got a little
band that rocks real hard.
Speaker 9 (21:06):
Live every night in our backyard, living it up in
redneck mold down.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
At the end of pack your head, rod.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Back your head, row.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Back your head, rod back your head, roll and hidcher bush.
Speaker 17 (21:45):
Saint Louis, Oh what ah, really good, really good boys.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Well let's play some John Boy Jumpard are here, Let's
jump right in. The term hell on wheels originated as
a therogatory nickname for specific railroad cars that were created
by the Union's Pacific Railroad and contained one of these.
Speaker 6 (22:19):
I don't know, I know.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Yeah, I was just watching Hell on Wheels, you know,
I was talking about the streaming there, and that's what
they called the town. I think they moved along with Oh,
I'm not giving it away. Let me see. No, I'm
not what y'all got. We'll go. Do we get a
Winter one eight hundred Big Show you told free line.
We played John boyd Jeopardy next Good Tuesday morning. Big
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Show's on the radio before you made or twenty seventh
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Let's play yes live across America.
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It's John Boy Jeopardy.
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Wa Why and now.
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Your hosts, Well, we're not real sure about hell on Wills,
but he's hell on the mower. You can see it
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Speaker 1 (23:43):
Heee, John Boy, and thank you. Let's say hey to
David from Clarksville, Georgia's at you, David, Yes, this is
me A you're doing Boddy, we're doing allSome. I'm good
because Jackie tells me you got first shot at John
Boyjeopardy this morning. So all right, see the term hell
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on wheels originated as a derogatory nickname for specific railroad
cars that were created by the Union Pacific Railroad and
contained one of these.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
I gotta tell you, I'm at a disadvantage.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
I got a flip phone. I don't have a smartphone,
so I can't google it.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
It ain't fair.
Speaker 11 (24:33):
It ain't fair.
Speaker 9 (24:34):
I'm going to say a wagon load of dynamite, a.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Wagon load of dynamite. And that's him coming up with
it without the Google machine.
Speaker 6 (24:45):
I respect him.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I had let's see.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Okay, oh, thanks for getting me shot.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Well, we appreciate you, all right, yeah, maybe Jackie make
you happy here, Dave. We appreciate the honesty out of Clarksville,
Georgia this morning. Well let's go to Chris. He's in Jacksonville,
North Carolina. Good morning, Chris. Hello. Maybe Chris doesn't have
a smartphone either. Chris, glad you in here, buddy, You
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are up man. What do you think what they call
hell on wheels? That railroad car contained one of these?
Speaker 9 (25:33):
I think it was the booze car, like a saloon,
like a Taplin saloon.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
You think that's where the booze car was. Let's see,
you were right. Saloon salon all right man, So yeah,
back eighteen eighty three, that's the map I have of
the hotout the hide count So well, this is that
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Old West preachers would travel ahead of the railroad's cruise
and warn against the evils that the devil rails would
bring to their towns, like the rout of saloon cars
filled with the devil's spirits, loose women, drunkards, and gamblers,
calling it a literal hell on wheel. Ye.
Speaker 6 (26:19):
Now there's a good follow up to that.
Speaker 7 (26:21):
In eighteen ninety eight, a group of preachers got together,
pulled their money and built thirteen chapel rail cars and
they used them to hold Christian services in these mostly
churchless towns. And officially they were called messengers of peace,
but they were nicknamed look the Holy Rollers.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
The Holy Rollers. That's awesome. Hey well, Chris, good work
on you in that buddy got the big old'ld Tiger's
prize back head to Jacksonville for you.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Thank you, reckon.
Speaker 6 (26:52):
I can give a.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Shout out, of course you can.
Speaker 12 (26:55):
I want to give a shout out to you John
Boyce for putting up with all these dead gum shout outs.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
My pleasure still is all right here.
Speaker 8 (27:10):
We are.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Let me see, we already visited Backerhead Road with the
Junior Nation.
Speaker 9 (27:15):
Man.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
I'm out a couple of beers, go to feel good
toos we Head towards the.
Speaker 10 (27:19):
Summits Mhod morning.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
It's a big show on the radio, a Junior Nation,
the boys, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 9 (28:05):
The Junior Nation Man would like to send this one
out to one of our primary influences in life, our
good friend Bud Budweiser cru listens for you and it
goes exactly like this. In nineteen seventy six, we were
living in the sticks, trying hard to get our life
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in second gear. High schools behind us in college couldn't
find us.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
That's the summer were discovered beer.
Speaker 9 (28:40):
Oh yeah, it sounded just like that. Well, we didn't
have no money, and we all looked kind of funny.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Do you like say our love life was a dud.
It's hard to snag acuty when you're sweaty, hot and poody.
But we always drink a love from ice cold Bud.
Speaker 7 (29:08):
So we drank a.
Speaker 19 (29:10):
Couple of beers. Then we drank a couple of beers,
Then we drank a.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Couple of water.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Before too long we didn't do much thinking.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
We was way too busy drinking.
Speaker 9 (29:22):
We just left on drinking beers all summer long. So
we caught a bunch of bass, and we kicked a
bunch of and we party until.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
We seen the breaking dawn.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
We hammered every Now.
Speaker 9 (29:48):
I can't believe we ain't in jail, because we shift
on drinking beer all summer long.
Speaker 19 (29:55):
First we drank a couple of beers. Then we drank
a couple of beers. Didn't we drink a couple of
lord before too long? We didn't do much drinking.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
We was waiting to busy drinking.
Speaker 7 (30:09):
Drinking beers and beers.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
And beers all summer long. Hey, girsh step on up here,
scrubbling off these ladies. And I think, yah, now.
Speaker 9 (31:02):
Probably this is the part where our narrative tends to
start going south. But believe it or not, listen had
a happy ens Now we was always hot and stinking.
Got into some hanky, thank you you with some old
drunk owls from down around rock Hill. We sat tall
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in the saddle and we gave them quite a battle.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
I ain't forgot them, and we probably never will. We
drank it a couple of beers.
Speaker 9 (31:35):
Then we drank it a couple of beers, and they
matched us beer for beer the whole night long, and
we all did double duty, and we finally got some
booty left.
Speaker 8 (31:47):
All let drinking.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Beer all summer long.
Speaker 19 (31:52):
Yeah, we drinking a couple of beers, then we drank
it a couple of beers, then we drank.
Speaker 9 (31:57):
It a couple of more before too long. There ain't
nothing like a woman. But if you don't see one coming,
just wrapped your arms around a couple of beers. Just
wrapped your arms around a cup of beers. Just wrapped
your arms around a cup of beers. Wrap your loving
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arms around a couple of beers.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Come on.
Speaker 13 (32:27):
Red as long.
Speaker 9 (32:29):
As red necks, and long as.
Speaker 8 (32:47):
Add has a bush.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Well,
it's always an honor to have our next guest in
the studio. Not only is he a knight, he's also
a living legend of the silver screen. Let's welcome back,
Sir Alan Swanstand.
Speaker 20 (33:32):
Fast, les, let them bring the battle to us.
Speaker 5 (33:36):
Sawds and muskets at the ready.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Don't fire till you see the whites of their pimples.
Sir Alan's these pimples speak.
Speaker 20 (33:47):
Let's silence that time, Sir alan is John Boyd talk?
Now they've used some sort of black magic tatan. You
went to some sort of talking postume.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Oh no, you're you're on the big show, Oh dear
Dawn Boy.
Speaker 6 (34:05):
Yes, yes, I apologize.
Speaker 5 (34:08):
I was reliving one of my finest moments as Captain
Clarence Claracile in Pimple Pirates of Zotopa.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Well I must have missed that one.
Speaker 5 (34:17):
It was a real experience. The director was one of
those method types. He only hired actors who had serious acne.
After a particularly powerful scene, I slapped one of my
co stars on the back and congratulations.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Well that was a nice gest.
Speaker 5 (34:32):
It would have been if I'd noticed his back was
replete with hundreds of carbuncles. It was like someone blew
up a tapioca pudding factory. Yuck, double yuck. We were
all waiting in line for lunch.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Well, did you ever have trouble with pimples?
Speaker 5 (34:48):
Alas, Yes, even I had to deal with blemishes as
a young man. It got so bad when I go
to the library, blind men tried to read my face
and the other children were unkind, as most are. If
I fell asleep in class. They took turns playing Connect
the dots. It got so bad, in fact, that well,
(35:11):
I don't know how to put this delicately. I even
had pimples on my number.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Two dimples on your duty, May What did you do?
Speaker 5 (35:21):
I had to find a specialist. Of course, that day
goes by. I don't thank doctor pimplepooper. Yes, acne made
puberty a living hell for me. That was a long
three years. I was never happier than when I turned nine.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Nine.
Speaker 6 (35:39):
I matured early. Just ask my nannies, for.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
You've always have a story for every occasion. It's a gift.
Speaker 21 (35:47):
Now, if you'll excuse me, signor Bombachelli is taking me
for my weekly facial apricots, scrub exfoliated coconut cucumber around
my eyes, topical botox for my lips and eyebrows, mansk while.
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Getting a manny penny with that.
Speaker 6 (36:02):
Dear God, Now I'm not a flamer, and now I
must at.
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Your farewell, dear heart, ladies and gentlemen, Sir Alan Swan,
the world's greatest ACTORSTA.
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Good morning. You got a big show on al radio.
More chances you to win coming up after your news
weather and sports. Home.
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I have no home, hunted, despised, leaping like an animal.
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The youngle is my home. Oh.
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I will show the world that I am its master.
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I will create my own race or people race have
atomic Superman that will conquer the world.
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And here are the first two Tomboy and Billy from
the Big Show.
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Good Morning. It's a big show on the radio. Here
we are coming down Memorial Day weekend, feels like summertime.
It's grilling season. Gets you John Boy and Billy grilling
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a bear attacking some corn sprayed with happy Herd through
the motor off to the side, had a shower corn.
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He wound up laying there and getting up he did
about two feet for it. Took a big old bear, dude.
So just see how good this stuff is. Man the
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off of check out. Hang on, play for it in minutes,
hit it. The lead is on. It's on the grill.
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The smell of steak really gives me chills. Some ribs
and chops, some brisket too.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
There's enough for me, but not for you.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
And the meat is on.
Speaker 8 (40:20):
Oh oh no, oh.
Speaker 15 (40:22):
No, here come the neighbors mooching like they always do.
Speaker 10 (40:27):
Oh no, oh no.
Speaker 15 (40:30):
Love to hear the sizzle smell and good forshizzled hope
the coasto pizzle.
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The meat is on.
Speaker 5 (40:38):
The meat is.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
The meat is on.
Speaker 5 (40:44):
Oh, it's on the blade.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
The meat is.
Speaker 11 (40:51):
O oh no, oh, I.
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Don't wonder sadly you can keep the tofu.
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Oh no, oh no, I.
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Know just how to treat it.
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Man, you just can't beat it.
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I can't wait for it.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
The meat is on it, The meat is on. The
meat is on cold that they burning? Oh, it's on
the grill.
Speaker 12 (41:25):
The meat is.
Speaker 6 (41:27):
On us pro paane.
Speaker 5 (41:36):
Or plain charcoal.
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In grey smoke.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
Really gives his soul.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
A nice button rub.
Speaker 5 (41:49):
Or the perfect sauce.
Speaker 15 (41:52):
When it comes to grills, I'm the freaking boss.
Speaker 6 (41:58):
And the meat is on.
Speaker 7 (42:06):
Oh no, oh.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
No, I'm ready for second. Had me another brew?
Speaker 14 (42:12):
Oh no, oh no.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
God, get the book.
Speaker 13 (42:16):
In neighbors, they ain't looking Big Daddy is cooking.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
The meat is on. The meat is off.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
P hell.
Speaker 9 (42:26):
Yeah, the meat is on.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
Turning, but don't burn every bob. The heat you the
mean is on.
Speaker 11 (42:35):
Folk is getting higher.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
The meat is on.
Speaker 6 (42:38):
Burn that pigle flyer.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
The meat is on, baby, are you drooling?
Speaker 3 (42:43):
That's on the plate?
Speaker 13 (42:45):
Yea.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
The meat is on belly getting bigger.
Speaker 6 (42:50):
The meat is on pol uplock of chigar.
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The meat is on having trouble walk. Yeah, there ain't
much left you is gone. Brought to you by John
Boy and Billy and grilling sauce. All right, there, ricking
big cartoon in a bugget loan at meet. Alright, y'all,
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let's play Beat the Blonde for the Happy Hurd Prize
Pack one eight hundred. Big show, you told free Line.
We'll get to contestant play next
Good morning, The Big Show's on the radio, and more
Big Show right around the corner.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Good morning, this is Big Show, Plastic Surgeon, Doctor Holland
p Win. I fixed Jackie Twins, Randy Butt and Smarty
Marty's Massive Man Hooters. Next up on the John Boy
and Billy Big Show Life, Oh for John Boy shin
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extensions for Billy and Tata. Sorry but a brain transplanted
a little lot of my league. But I'll take a
whack at it.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I mean, what could it?
Speaker 4 (00:35):
He talka the new up and out on them.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
It is Tuesday, May the twenty seventh, twenty and twenty five.
You had a good Memorial Day weekend. Tayda did a
wonderful job on a Memorial Day Monday show yesterday when
it go Baby, thank you very much. And I was
thinking about you too, And I'm looking at this national
great today. Let's put pictures of our greats on the
(01:38):
John Boy and Billy Facebook page and share them with
our listeners.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Our wine adventure.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yes, I was adding mind to do a bigger announcement
about I was going in business together with going great.
Ahead's got that expression of those faces, it's gonna be
all right day. Well, we just have like a couple
of great plants, you know those I got by the
garden ship out there's Oh yes.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
We might just make it to juice boxes. We don't
know if we're going to be able to actually get.
Speaker 7 (02:10):
We're in a video tape Tater mashing them with her
figure like the girl go.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Off, tell you how old I am? I was talking
about I love Lucy stomping around there. That'd be good. Well, yeah,
so put those up. Just see what y'all think. I
don't know. Usually or they're they're just now starting. So
usually the birds wait till the last moment and eat mine.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
Yeah, they're not stupid.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah, we'll see what happens on National Grape Day. All right,
so y'all check it out at the John Boy and
Billy Facebook page. All right, us getting stuff done, won't
y'all to visit us? Okay, what we got here? Oh,
we got three days in history. Let's save those up,
and let's get our prize pack out and get the
winning we're gonna shall We were all here, we're awake,
(03:00):
big shows on the radio, Good morning, big show. God
got it?
Speaker 7 (03:07):
Excuse me?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
All right, let's see if I got six more months
in me have long weekends. They'll get do you want to?
All right, well, let's celebrate this Tuesday, May twenty seventh. Yeah,
knock me in Tat's grapes off the front page. It
is grilling with legends John Boy and Billy grilling sauce
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at your local food line stores this week. We want
to get you in food line, get you John Woe
Billy grilling sauce and share your recipes. More than tails
on that coming up. First, let's get the first prize
pack the assortment of swag from World Lawn Moors, the
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Three dates in history where we'll get our categories. May
twenty seventh. There was nineteen thirty six the luxury liner
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Queen Mary began her maiden voyage from Southampton, England, to
New York City.
Speaker 8 (04:21):
New York City all the way.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Across the Ocean twenty twenty two. Top Gun Maverick, the
sequel to Top Gun, starring Tom Cruise, Miles Teller, and
Jennifer Connelly. It was released thirty six years after the original.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Rumors circulating there might be another one, Is that right?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I hadn't watched this when yet with his own TV
all over the place now, so if to get to that,
this a busy the last three years. Finally, on this
date in twenty twenty three, Vice President Kamala Harris became
the first woman to deliver the commencement address of the
US Military Academy's graduation ceremony in West Point, New York.
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And she was wonderful. That was a high point right there.
There's that categories one, eight hundred big shows, she told
Free Line, come on, play out birds next good Tuesday morning,
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it's a big show on the radio. In our feature
track from the Big Show, Big Box, reven Good Liquor
story Evils on the House special, there's a key word
evil to hit the Big Box at the Big Show
dot Com Upburst.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boy and Billy to give.
Speaker 9 (06:14):
The prizes from the big prize being Let's go, he
contested number one. This should really be a lot of
fun when you playing upburst.
Speaker 10 (06:26):
Have a hurry up and.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Guest time you love it, gust time you let the
big shots?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
He ran around there from catoon.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
Can I say shots?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Good morning, Randy, Good morning, John boy. Hello buddy, all right,
very nice speaking voice you have there, Randy.
Speaker 11 (06:55):
Well, thank you, sir, Thank you, sir.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Man Seth, I gotta do. Hey, r I'm and I
love his laugh. Alright, I'm glad you made it in here, buddy.
Let's get you through these three categories. You ready to go?
Speaker 8 (07:13):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
All right, I'll give you a massma of a story.
Remember that diet I went on, said I lost five
pounds and who was this?
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Said?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
That's like throwing a deck chair off the Queen Mary
so anyway around here. So so give us three things
on a cruise ship that you could throw off. I
don't know.
Speaker 11 (07:34):
All right, sir, We're gonna have a bar, a casino,
and a buffet, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
All right, rights, now we go. We need three tom
cruise movies.
Speaker 11 (07:47):
Ready go, top gun mission impossible and you good men?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Alright, that's a good how many mission impossibles has there been?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Now God, we're on four or five?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
All right and the new one out right now? Right, okay,
all right, Radon, Well here we go for the wind.
For the wind that is I thank you very much
our entertainment direct a free vice presidents ready to go, a.
Speaker 12 (08:21):
Dvance, terrace and tents.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Oh my.
Speaker 8 (08:26):
Wind.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Let's big on world law more slide pick hand over
the chattleover for you. Thank you, sir.
Speaker 11 (08:32):
It's a pleasure to be on your show, sir.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Glad meet in here, Rance. Appreciate you listening, buddy, ain't
on with Jack you sir, bottom of the hour, on
top of your news. Right on the other side. Our
Monday morning song on Iron Tuesday that feels like a
Monday is coming up. Good morning. It's a big show
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on the radio. And we just held by Robert rol
Keane Monday morning too. It come feels like one. Always
a good idea.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
Stay in your lane, hitted boys, as done by Robert L.
Speaker 11 (09:45):
Keane.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Is being lying in a.
Speaker 13 (09:48):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Come on, Jack and get ready to say anybody.
Speaker 14 (09:55):
Sometimes on my days are filled with r.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
That's that travel.
Speaker 14 (10:03):
I left some bad things.
Speaker 13 (10:07):
Ain't going my way because there's always someone swarming in
my life. You keep swerving in my life, and it's
causing lots of banger.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
I'm a honking on my horror.
Speaker 13 (10:28):
I'm shooting you the flame.
Speaker 14 (10:32):
Keep switching on my bride lights just to him. When
you're swerving all.
Speaker 13 (10:40):
Lives, pie By, you're running someone off the ride.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
The day Jove, why I thought I.
Speaker 14 (10:52):
Never never could love another hell else could I fee?
But nowing you run into me, I can't believe I
could not see her all tank up, No one's at
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the waiting.
Speaker 13 (11:16):
You keep swimming in my life, just causing lots of bag.
Speaker 6 (11:24):
I'm a cussing out your name.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
I'm shooting you the fine.
Speaker 13 (11:32):
I keep switching on my bridlights, but you're just too dimpty.
Now when you're swerving all lights, how By, you're running
someone off the road.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Come driving a big show. Good morning, it's a big
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sean the radio. We're able to play house, Yeah, I
know this is Elsie's favorite one.
Speaker 15 (12:29):
Oh antion, Hello friends, your old burn burn here with
another anus agitating adition of John Bolly and Billy playhouse
Today's episode cow shopping. As our story opens, a father
is taking his daughter to shop for a new cow.
Speaker 8 (12:49):
Dad, you just gonna take long.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
Woy, honey, you got something more important to do.
Speaker 9 (12:54):
Literally, anything is more important than cow shopping.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
I tell you, well, this is the own part of
life on the farm, honey, and these are valuable lessons
for you to learn.
Speaker 6 (13:05):
When I'm gone, you'll be taking over.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
What's wrong with the cow we've got?
Speaker 6 (13:10):
Well, honey, matilda's getting older now and she's not giving
milk like she used to.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
It's time to put her out to pasture to enjoy
the rest of her life and let someone else take over.
I guess, old gal, here, ain't she abute?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Seriously, Dad, a cow is a cow?
Speaker 5 (13:27):
Well, it's not true, not true at all. Let's check
her out here. Yeah, belly sounds good, cold, is regular,
her eyes clear. Let's look under the hood, under the hood,
go on and lift up her tail.
Speaker 6 (13:38):
Not even if you ground me all, there ain't nothing
wrong with it here?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Look gross, Why are we doing all of this?
Speaker 5 (13:46):
Well, I told you, honey, we have to give her
the once over to be sure that you're getting your
money's worth.
Speaker 6 (13:51):
And now the most important let's check the utter.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
A we go, nice and full and firm, pull on
the teat a bit. Now, this here is a good
old cow. Honey, what is it when the world is wrong?
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Well, I show Mommy and your millman behind the bar.
Speaker 8 (14:10):
The other day.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
I think he's playing on by Heart.
Speaker 16 (14:14):
Son of.
Speaker 14 (14:21):
Wow.
Speaker 15 (14:23):
We hope you enjoy John Boy and Billy Playhouse. I
guess we'll be looking for another new cow tune in
next time when we'll hear the cheating wifes fly by
night divorce attorney say.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
Good morning, everybody, the Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Hangout.
Speaker 8 (14:44):
We're gonna show our acting jobs coming up.
Speaker 16 (14:47):
I'm not an actor, damn you. I'm a movie stop.
I didn't want to play in summer stock. I have
one line, Thank god I can write down old Bike.
I'm the jump Boy and Billy Big Show.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Yeah morning, it's a big showing the radio. We're kind
of feels like we're hitting summertime after Memorrow Day weekend,
and I guess I'm going on in your local food
line store in a sauceil. You gotta look for your
John Boy and Billy grilling sauce. They got a deal
going on grilling with legends your backyard barbecue just met
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this new MVP, Jon o'billager in the sauce middle.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Now with your local.
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Food line, theok for us in the sauce aisles. Show
us your best grilled picture on Facebook. At John Boy
and Billy's Grilling Sauce you use hashtag grilling with the Legends.
You get a chance to win a big old barbecue
gift packed John o'billyg Sauce. Your local food line goes,
there's geechee, some hoss, all right, good time. Yeah, it
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feels like we're going into summertime. Though, don't get Heart
in the Junior Nation band to get it going. Ten
minutes Big Show rolls on Good Morning Big Shows on
the radio. Hango Heart and a Junior Nation Band one
of the most requesting tunes we get for the boys.
Ver's it Tay you You can win on John Boy Jeopardy.
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Hang on on play for It ten minutes. First Hard
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and the Boys tell you about where you live.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Ladies and gentlemen. The Junior Nation Band presents a.
Speaker 9 (17:26):
Song that tells our story based on all our experiences,
mainly because it's just a list of all our experiences
and it goes exactly like this. Well, my name's Hart
(18:04):
and I like Steve. Daisy Duke's my kind of girl.
Daddy left home, never came back there. Mama was mean,
but she had nice hand me and never grun a
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body shop.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Brief pain all day that we're about to draw.
Speaker 9 (18:39):
We ain't good looking, we ain't real smart.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
The money we make gain't worth a fart.
Speaker 9 (18:46):
Everyday life is a heavy lord living at the end
of pecker head roll.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Now, me and my buddies, we ain't quite right. We
like to cuss and we like to fight. Men known
to have a some beer or twelve.
Speaker 9 (19:22):
Never learned how to control our saves.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
We like to watch us nice car race.
Speaker 9 (19:34):
Every gal we date is a butter face, where as broke.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
As it day is long.
Speaker 8 (19:44):
Our whole life.
Speaker 9 (19:45):
Is a country salt summers hot and winters cold down.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
At the end of pick your head.
Speaker 12 (19:52):
Rolls, Yeah, yeah, come on, by.
Speaker 9 (20:03):
The way, it's actually the frontage road off sleep Road
twenty three.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
The pecker head part is more of a state.
Speaker 9 (20:11):
Of mind than an official designation. And I'll shut up
if it.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
All be talking over goose a big.
Speaker 9 (20:18):
Guitar so over. We ain't got no for one key.
We're just trying to make it through one more day.
(20:39):
We brokes are only crime. We look for trouble, but
we ain't got time. We're about as country as you
can get, so.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Don't come trying to start. No baby, got a little
band that rocks real hard.
Speaker 9 (21:06):
Live every night in our backyard, living it up in
redneck mold down.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
At the end of pack your head, rod.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Back your head, row.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Back your head, rod back your head, roll and hidcher bush.
Speaker 17 (21:45):
Saint Louis, Oh what ah, really good, really good boys.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Well let's play some John Boy Jumpard are here, Let's
jump right in. The term hell on wheels originated as
a therogatory nickname for specific railroad cars that were created
by the Union's Pacific Railroad and contained one of these.
Speaker 6 (22:19):
I don't know, I know.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Yeah, I was just watching Hell on Wheels, you know,
I was talking about the streaming there, and that's what
they called the town. I think they moved along with Oh,
I'm not giving it away. Let me see. No, I'm
not what y'all got. We'll go. Do we get a
Winter one eight hundred Big Show you told free line.
We played John boyd Jeopardy next Good Tuesday morning. Big
(23:08):
Show's on the radio before you made or twenty seventh
our future track from the Big Show bit Box reven
Goo Liquor Store, Evils and the House special S's for
keyword evil that hit the Big Box. At the Big
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can't get the I call you.
Speaker 18 (23:26):
Let's play yes live across America.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
It's John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 9 (23:32):
Wa Why and now.
Speaker 18 (23:33):
Your hosts, Well, we're not real sure about hell on Wills,
but he's hell on the mower. You can see it
for yourself at the Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Heee, John Boy, and thank you. Let's say hey to
David from Clarksville, Georgia's at you, David, Yes, this is
me A you're doing Boddy, we're doing allSome. I'm good
because Jackie tells me you got first shot at John
Boyjeopardy this morning. So all right, see the term hell
(24:07):
on wheels originated as a derogatory nickname for specific railroad
cars that were created by the Union Pacific Railroad and
contained one of these.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
I gotta tell you, I'm at a disadvantage.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
I got a flip phone. I don't have a smartphone,
so I can't google it.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
It ain't fair.
Speaker 11 (24:33):
It ain't fair.
Speaker 9 (24:34):
I'm going to say a wagon load of dynamite, a.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Wagon load of dynamite. And that's him coming up with
it without the Google machine.
Speaker 6 (24:45):
I respect him.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I had let's see.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Okay, oh, thanks for getting me shot.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Well, we appreciate you, all right, yeah, maybe Jackie make
you happy here, Dave. We appreciate the honesty out of Clarksville,
Georgia this morning. Well let's go to Chris. He's in Jacksonville,
North Carolina. Good morning, Chris. Hello. Maybe Chris doesn't have
a smartphone either. Chris, glad you in here, buddy, You
(25:24):
are up man. What do you think what they call
hell on wheels? That railroad car contained one of these?
Speaker 9 (25:33):
I think it was the booze car, like a saloon,
like a Taplin saloon.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
You think that's where the booze car was. Let's see,
you were right. Saloon salon all right man, So yeah,
back eighteen eighty three, that's the map I have of
the hotout the hide count So well, this is that
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Old West preachers would travel ahead of the railroad's cruise
and warn against the evils that the devil rails would
bring to their towns, like the rout of saloon cars
filled with the devil's spirits, loose women, drunkards, and gamblers,
calling it a literal hell on wheel. Ye.
Speaker 6 (26:19):
Now there's a good follow up to that.
Speaker 7 (26:21):
In eighteen ninety eight, a group of preachers got together,
pulled their money and built thirteen chapel rail cars and
they used them to hold Christian services in these mostly
churchless towns. And officially they were called messengers of peace,
but they were nicknamed look the Holy Rollers.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
The Holy Rollers. That's awesome. Hey well, Chris, good work
on you in that buddy got the big old'ld Tiger's
prize back head to Jacksonville for you.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Thank you, reckon.
Speaker 6 (26:52):
I can give a.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Shout out, of course you can.
Speaker 12 (26:55):
I want to give a shout out to you John
Boyce for putting up with all these dead gum shout outs.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
My pleasure still is all right here.
Speaker 8 (27:10):
We are.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Let me see, we already visited Backerhead Road with the
Junior Nation.
Speaker 9 (27:15):
Man.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
I'm out a couple of beers, go to feel good
toos we Head towards the.
Speaker 10 (27:19):
Summits Mhod morning.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
It's a big show on the radio, a Junior Nation,
the boys, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 9 (28:05):
The Junior Nation Man would like to send this one
out to one of our primary influences in life, our
good friend Bud Budweiser cru listens for you and it
goes exactly like this. In nineteen seventy six, we were
living in the sticks, trying hard to get our life
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in second gear. High schools behind us in college couldn't
find us.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
That's the summer were discovered beer.
Speaker 9 (28:40):
Oh yeah, it sounded just like that. Well, we didn't
have no money, and we all looked kind of funny.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Do you like say our love life was a dud.
It's hard to snag acuty when you're sweaty, hot and poody.
But we always drink a love from ice cold Bud.
Speaker 7 (29:08):
So we drank a.
Speaker 19 (29:10):
Couple of beers. Then we drank a couple of beers,
Then we drank a.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Couple of water.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Before too long we didn't do much thinking.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
We was way too busy drinking.
Speaker 9 (29:22):
We just left on drinking beers all summer long. So
we caught a bunch of bass, and we kicked a
bunch of and we party until.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
We seen the breaking dawn.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
We hammered every Now.
Speaker 9 (29:48):
I can't believe we ain't in jail, because we shift
on drinking beer all summer long.
Speaker 19 (29:55):
First we drank a couple of beers. Then we drank
a couple of beers. Didn't we drink a couple of
lord before too long? We didn't do much drinking.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
We was waiting to busy drinking.
Speaker 7 (30:09):
Drinking beers and beers.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
And beers all summer long. Hey, girsh step on up here,
scrubbling off these ladies. And I think, yah, now.
Speaker 9 (31:02):
Probably this is the part where our narrative tends to
start going south. But believe it or not, listen had
a happy ens Now we was always hot and stinking.
Got into some hanky, thank you you with some old
drunk owls from down around rock Hill. We sat tall
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in the saddle and we gave them quite a battle.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
I ain't forgot them, and we probably never will. We
drank it a couple of beers.
Speaker 9 (31:35):
Then we drank it a couple of beers, and they
matched us beer for beer the whole night long, and
we all did double duty, and we finally got some
booty left.
Speaker 8 (31:47):
All let drinking.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Beer all summer long.
Speaker 19 (31:52):
Yeah, we drinking a couple of beers, then we drank
it a couple of beers, then we drank.
Speaker 9 (31:57):
It a couple of more before too long. There ain't
nothing like a woman. But if you don't see one coming,
just wrapped your arms around a couple of beers. Just
wrapped your arms around a cup of beers. Just wrapped
your arms around a cup of beers. Wrap your loving
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arms around a couple of beers.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Come on.
Speaker 13 (32:27):
Red as long.
Speaker 9 (32:29):
As red necks, and long as.
Speaker 8 (32:47):
Add has a bush.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Well,
it's always an honor to have our next guest in
the studio. Not only is he a knight, he's also
a living legend of the silver screen. Let's welcome back,
Sir Alan Swanstand.
Speaker 20 (33:32):
Fast, les, let them bring the battle to us.
Speaker 5 (33:36):
Sawds and muskets at the ready.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Don't fire till you see the whites of their pimples.
Sir Alan's these pimples speak.
Speaker 20 (33:47):
Let's silence that time, Sir alan is John Boyd talk?
Now they've used some sort of black magic tatan. You
went to some sort of talking postume.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Oh no, you're you're on the big show, Oh dear
Dawn Boy.
Speaker 6 (34:05):
Yes, yes, I apologize.
Speaker 5 (34:08):
I was reliving one of my finest moments as Captain
Clarence Claracile in Pimple Pirates of Zotopa.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Well I must have missed that one.
Speaker 5 (34:17):
It was a real experience. The director was one of
those method types. He only hired actors who had serious acne.
After a particularly powerful scene, I slapped one of my
co stars on the back and congratulations.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Well that was a nice gest.
Speaker 5 (34:32):
It would have been if I'd noticed his back was
replete with hundreds of carbuncles. It was like someone blew
up a tapioca pudding factory. Yuck, double yuck. We were
all waiting in line for lunch.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Well, did you ever have trouble with pimples?
Speaker 5 (34:48):
Alas, Yes, even I had to deal with blemishes as
a young man. It got so bad when I go
to the library, blind men tried to read my face
and the other children were unkind, as most are. If
I fell asleep in class. They took turns playing Connect
the dots. It got so bad, in fact, that well,
(35:11):
I don't know how to put this delicately. I even
had pimples on my number.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Two dimples on your duty, May What did you do?
Speaker 5 (35:21):
I had to find a specialist. Of course, that day
goes by. I don't thank doctor pimplepooper. Yes, acne made
puberty a living hell for me. That was a long
three years. I was never happier than when I turned nine.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Nine.
Speaker 6 (35:39):
I matured early. Just ask my nannies, for.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
You've always have a story for every occasion. It's a gift.
Speaker 21 (35:47):
Now, if you'll excuse me, signor Bombachelli is taking me
for my weekly facial apricots, scrub exfoliated coconut cucumber around
my eyes, topical botox for my lips and eyebrows, mansk while.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Getting a manny penny with that.
Speaker 6 (36:02):
Dear God, Now I'm not a flamer, and now I
must at.
Speaker 22 (36:08):
Your farewell, dear heart, ladies and gentlemen, Sir Alan Swan,
the world's greatest ACTORSTA.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Good morning. You got a big show on al radio.
More chances you to win coming up after your news
weather and sports. Home.
Speaker 5 (36:30):
I have no home, hunted, despised, leaping like an animal.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
The youngle is my home. Oh.
Speaker 6 (36:42):
I will show the world that I am its master.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
I will create my own race or people race have
atomic Superman that will conquer the world.
Speaker 6 (36:57):
And here are the first two Tomboy and Billy from
the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
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we are coming down Memorial Day weekend, feels like summertime.
It's grilling season. Gets you John Boy and Billy grilling
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not on the shelves, and the salci ass manager get
you some for the news. Some Ricky Bee Sharp the
meat is on was celebrating minutes Big Show rolls on
Good Morning Big Show's Houl Radio all stand by Ricky Bee.
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He's celebrating John Boy and Billy grilling sauce here in
grilling season coming up, we'll play Beat the Blonde for
a Happy Herd prize pack. You gotta check out the
John Boy Billy Facebook page if you had yet of
a bear attacking some corn sprayed with happy Herd through
the motor off to the side, had a shower corn.
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He wound up laying there and getting up he did
about two feet for it. Took a big old bear, dude.
So just see how good this stuff is. Man the
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Herd banner when you go to The Big Show dot
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off of check out. Hang on, play for it in minutes,
hit it. The lead is on. It's on the grill.
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The smell of steak really gives me chills. Some ribs
and chops, some brisket too.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
There's enough for me, but not for you.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
And the meat is on.
Speaker 8 (40:20):
Oh oh no, oh.
Speaker 15 (40:22):
No, here come the neighbors mooching like they always do.
Speaker 10 (40:27):
Oh no, oh no.
Speaker 15 (40:30):
Love to hear the sizzle smell and good forshizzled hope
the coasto pizzle.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
The meat is on.
Speaker 5 (40:38):
The meat is.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
The meat is on.
Speaker 5 (40:44):
Oh, it's on the blade.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
The meat is.
Speaker 11 (40:51):
O oh no, oh, I.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
Don't wonder sadly you can keep the tofu.
Speaker 9 (41:03):
Oh no, oh no, I.
Speaker 5 (41:06):
Know just how to treat it.
Speaker 15 (41:08):
Man, you just can't beat it.
Speaker 5 (41:10):
I can't wait for it.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
The meat is on it, The meat is on. The
meat is on cold that they burning? Oh, it's on
the grill.
Speaker 12 (41:25):
The meat is.
Speaker 6 (41:27):
On us pro paane.
Speaker 5 (41:36):
Or plain charcoal.
Speaker 6 (41:39):
In grey smoke.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
Really gives his soul.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
A nice button rub.
Speaker 5 (41:49):
Or the perfect sauce.
Speaker 15 (41:52):
When it comes to grills, I'm the freaking boss.
Speaker 6 (41:58):
And the meat is on.
Speaker 7 (42:06):
Oh no, oh.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
No, I'm ready for second. Had me another brew?
Speaker 14 (42:12):
Oh no, oh no.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
God, get the book.
Speaker 13 (42:16):
In neighbors, they ain't looking Big Daddy is cooking.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
The meat is on. The meat is off.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
P hell.
Speaker 9 (42:26):
Yeah, the meat is on.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
Turning, but don't burn every bob. The heat you the
mean is on.
Speaker 11 (42:35):
Folk is getting higher.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
The meat is on.
Speaker 6 (42:38):
Burn that pigle flyer.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
The meat is on, baby, are you drooling?
Speaker 3 (42:43):
That's on the plate?
Speaker 13 (42:45):
Yea.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
The meat is on belly getting bigger.
Speaker 6 (42:50):
The meat is on pol uplock of chigar.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
The meat is on having trouble walk. Yeah, there ain't
much left you is gone. Brought to you by John
Boy and Billy and grilling sauce. All right, there, ricking
big cartoon in a bugget loan at meet. Alright, y'all,
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